1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:31,375 --> 00:00:32,750 各位女士们 4 00:00:32,958 --> 00:00:34,958 -琪琪、佑佑，猜一下 -猜什么？ 5 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:36,666 红心Ａ到底在哪里？ 6 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:37,916 这张 7 00:00:38,041 --> 00:00:39,666 这张？嗯 8 00:00:41,625 --> 00:00:42,958 我猜对咯 9 00:00:44,708 --> 00:00:46,458 调皮 10 00:00:46,541 --> 00:00:47,541 嘿 11 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:50,208 我是杰森 12 00:00:50,291 --> 00:00:52,708 魔术、扑克牌、耍帅 13 00:00:52,958 --> 00:00:54,208 是我的强项 14 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,500 你的心我先收起来 15 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:58,875 那你的心呢？ 16 00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,791 我的心却跳到你的钱下面了 17 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:02,416 跳到钱下面 18 00:01:03,583 --> 00:01:05,375 有吗？ 19 00:01:08,083 --> 00:01:09,083 还这么厉害 20 00:01:12,166 --> 00:01:13,750 从这拿 21 00:01:17,958 --> 00:01:21,416 我总是有办法让各种各样的女人 22 00:01:21,791 --> 00:01:23,000 把心交给我 23 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,750 -还有没有人要玩？ -我要… 24 00:01:24,833 --> 00:01:25,708 好 25 00:01:26,416 --> 00:01:27,541 红心A在这里哦 26 00:01:33,875 --> 00:01:35,791 给钱啦 27 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,791 这新娘子是我妈 28 00:01:37,875 --> 00:01:39,416 她叫王芸 29 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:42,083 骗婚、骗财、骗心 30 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,250 男人逃不出她的手掌心 31 00:01:44,333 --> 00:01:47,958 谢谢你们今天来我跟李爷爷的婚… 32 00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:49,666 我在说什么？ 33 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:53,166 是我跟我老公的婚礼啦 34 00:01:53,375 --> 00:01:54,208 喂 35 00:01:54,458 --> 00:01:55,791 这女的行不行啊？ 36 00:01:56,333 --> 00:01:58,041 不行也得行啊 37 00:01:58,833 --> 00:01:59,958 喜宴赶紧吃一吃 38 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:02,250 快送老爸跟她洞房啦 39 00:02:02,333 --> 00:02:03,708 -今天来就是要玩得… -妈 40 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:04,958 从五岁开始 41 00:02:05,541 --> 00:02:08,416 这种把戏，是我们的日常生活 42 00:02:08,708 --> 00:02:10,000 你不可以嫁给他 43 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:13,916 -今天是我第361次演出 -他比你大三轮，都可以当我爷爷了 44 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:16,291 你懂个屁啊 45 00:02:16,375 --> 00:02:17,583 你这不肖子来干嘛？ 46 00:02:19,250 --> 00:02:20,250 我这个不肖子啊 47 00:02:20,333 --> 00:02:22,541 来让大家知道我妈又要结婚了 48 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:24,041 全部唐人街的人都在传 49 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:25,041 真的很丢脸 50 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:26,208 你知不知道我一个人 51 00:02:26,291 --> 00:02:27,958 把你从小带大有多辛苦啊 52 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:29,500 谢谢 53 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,708 这两个兔崽子 54 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:32,625 找我妈来骗他老子 55 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,208 你那边赚够没？ 56 00:02:36,291 --> 00:02:37,416 差不多该闪人了 57 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,708 你还真的喝酒啊 58 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,208 演什么像什么 59 00:02:43,166 --> 00:02:44,958 -我变个魔术给大家看 -什么魔术？ 60 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,666 一，二，三！ 61 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,166 一，二，三！ 62 00:02:51,583 --> 00:02:52,791 搞什么？ 63 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:54,458 你搞什么？ 64 00:02:57,458 --> 00:02:58,333 出来 65 00:03:02,333 --> 00:03:03,666 你… 66 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:06,666 李爷爷 67 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:08,333 都是你们害的 68 00:03:08,416 --> 00:03:09,958 都你们害的啦 69 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:12,291 老公啊 70 00:03:12,375 --> 00:03:13,375 你这个死八婆 71 00:03:13,583 --> 00:03:16,125 我们李家的事，你这个外人滚一边啊 72 00:03:18,291 --> 00:03:19,208 你有没有搞错 73 00:03:19,291 --> 00:03:21,583 我嫁给你爸，我就是你妈啦 74 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:22,958 我是你弟啊 75 00:03:23,416 --> 00:03:24,333 放屁 76 00:03:24,416 --> 00:03:26,833 你只是我请来跟我爸假结婚的骗子 77 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:27,791 我爸死了 78 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,791 我们两个就可以拥有他所有财产 79 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,500 而你只有一千块，八婆 80 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:36,916 衰仔 81 00:03:37,291 --> 00:03:38,916 生个叉烧都好过生你 82 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:40,458 你个衰仔 83 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,416 -不要生气… -李爷爷 84 00:03:42,708 --> 00:03:45,458 我妈说，这不是骗 85 00:03:45,541 --> 00:03:47,125 这是帮助别人看到 86 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:49,583 他们想看见的东西 87 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:52,333 谢谢 88 00:03:53,458 --> 00:03:55,000 李爷爷，你刚刚那个晕倒 89 00:03:55,666 --> 00:03:57,083 吓死我了 90 00:03:57,166 --> 00:03:59,041 演太好了吧 91 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:03,291 你们母子才是演得天衣无缝 92 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:04,958 李爷爷，下次有工作 93 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,083 记得要找我们 94 00:04:06,541 --> 00:04:08,375 -谢咯，保重 -谢谢 95 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,208 全球最大陶瓷博览会 96 00:04:10,291 --> 00:04:11,833 即将在旧金山登场 97 00:04:11,916 --> 00:04:15,000 来自台湾的陶林集团 董事长Apple女士 98 00:04:15,083 --> 00:04:17,541 首次现身旧金山陶瓷博览会 99 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:18,958 引起媒体的注目 100 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:20,166 20多年来 101 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:22,875 她已捐赠数千万美金给博览会 102 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:25,125 来纪念她早逝的儿子庄成兴 103 00:04:25,208 --> 00:04:28,250 据悉庄成兴生前曾在旧金山留学 104 00:04:28,333 --> 00:04:31,250 这也是这位陶瓷企业家对儿子的思念 105 00:04:31,333 --> 00:04:32,166 仆街啦你 106 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,375 但这次… 107 00:04:33,458 --> 00:04:34,708 打我妈 108 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:42,500 梅姐 109 00:04:42,791 --> 00:04:44,083 你看这个景 110 00:04:44,166 --> 00:04:45,500 是不是好美啊？ 111 00:04:46,083 --> 00:04:47,208 但是 112 00:04:47,291 --> 00:04:49,125 这是假的啊 113 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:51,833 什么假的啦 114 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:56,708 一张机票出去要两千块 115 00:04:56,791 --> 00:04:58,916 拍个照才两块钱 116 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,375 两块美金也比两块港币贵啊 117 00:05:00,458 --> 00:05:01,541 很值得的啊 118 00:05:01,625 --> 00:05:02,958 -白天去哪？ -马尔代夫 119 00:05:03,041 --> 00:05:04,041 -晚上呢？ -巴黎啊 120 00:05:04,125 --> 00:05:05,833 是不是这样？你坐下来吧 121 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,500 拍啦，我帮你拍啦 122 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:09,708 看镜头… 123 00:05:10,333 --> 00:05:11,166 笑 124 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:12,958 好，再笑 125 00:05:14,458 --> 00:05:15,375 笑啊 126 00:05:16,166 --> 00:05:17,625 好 127 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:23,458 记得收钱啊 128 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,041 我来 129 00:05:26,833 --> 00:05:27,875 这个冰箱啊 130 00:05:27,958 --> 00:05:30,666 -不要开着当冷气 -妈说的话都不用听了是吗？ 131 00:05:31,875 --> 00:05:32,916 说过多少次 132 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,916 安全下庄最重要 133 00:05:35,208 --> 00:05:36,250 做事那么冲动 134 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:37,333 警察都来了 135 00:05:38,125 --> 00:05:39,541 太冲动了 136 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:41,375 不是嘛 137 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:43,958 他骗爸爸的遗产，这种人我就是要打 138 00:05:44,416 --> 00:05:45,541 那真的是应该打 139 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,333 那我一天到晚骗人，我也该打咯？ 140 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:48,333 -不该打 -不该打 141 00:05:49,666 --> 00:05:50,750 你不一样 142 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:53,666 你是让人家心服口服 143 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,458 自动把东西送上 144 00:05:55,916 --> 00:05:57,375 你是天才 145 00:05:58,291 --> 00:05:59,291 你不一样 146 00:05:59,375 --> 00:06:02,333 唐人街妈宝杰森 147 00:06:02,416 --> 00:06:04,041 杰森出来哦 148 00:06:07,916 --> 00:06:08,916 怎么啦？ 149 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,125 最近如何？老兄 150 00:06:19,375 --> 00:06:20,875 最近这些人怎么老是来啊？ 151 00:06:21,333 --> 00:06:22,791 这些人是南哥那边的人 152 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,875 我早就跟杰森讲不要理他们 153 00:06:25,291 --> 00:06:26,750 都是坏小子 154 00:06:26,833 --> 00:06:28,625 你信不信你不喜欢他们 155 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:29,958 -我一句话… -我不信 156 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,750 我就，信不信我 157 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:40,083 你信不信这样很费电嘛 158 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:45,250 南哥 159 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:47,583 你那些小弟 160 00:06:47,666 --> 00:06:49,625 每天来我这里白吃白喝的 161 00:06:50,416 --> 00:06:52,833 我好怕啊 162 00:06:52,916 --> 00:06:53,875 怎么办啊？ 163 00:06:53,958 --> 00:06:54,791 阿姨 164 00:06:55,041 --> 00:06:57,500 拜，下次见 165 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:05,375 你每天跟他们混在一起做什么？ 166 00:07:06,166 --> 00:07:07,750 芸妹妹你不用怕 167 00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,750 这些兔崽子再来搞事 168 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,458 我就来好好修理他们 169 00:07:13,416 --> 00:07:14,708 少管我 170 00:07:14,791 --> 00:07:16,375 我不能有我自己的事业吗？ 171 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,583 跟你在一起真的很丢脸 172 00:07:18,666 --> 00:07:19,750 我朋友都在笑我 173 00:07:20,458 --> 00:07:21,458 自己的事业 174 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,000 每天跟他们鬼混、打架 175 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:25,291 是有未来啊？是事业啊？ 176 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,708 所以我每天跟你骗东骗西就有未来？ 177 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,333 我当你儿子，真的… 178 00:07:29,708 --> 00:07:31,375 真的很，很什么？ 179 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,666 衰仔 180 00:07:33,791 --> 00:07:34,875 他问我的啊 181 00:07:34,958 --> 00:07:35,791 谢谢 182 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:36,875 衰仔 183 00:07:36,958 --> 00:07:38,291 要骗你自己骗 184 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:18,916 我想要有我自己的生活 185 00:08:24,958 --> 00:08:27,083 你管好你自己就好 186 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,875 你脸到底有没有怎样？ 187 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:45,708 大家喝起来嘛 188 00:08:45,791 --> 00:08:47,041 喝多一点嘛 189 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:48,958 来 190 00:09:31,375 --> 00:09:32,208 杰森 191 00:09:33,125 --> 00:09:34,041 快点 192 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:35,125 你有没有怎么样？ 193 00:09:35,583 --> 00:09:36,416 杰森 194 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:39,875 你去看一下，华仔 195 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,500 杰森，帮我一把 196 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:46,291 帮我，拉我一下 197 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:51,250 谢谢… 198 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,916 好… 199 00:09:59,291 --> 00:10:01,375 你为什么要去借高利贷？ 200 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:02,791 抱歉… 201 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:04,875 都是我借高利贷，好 202 00:10:04,958 --> 00:10:06,083 我才几个月没有还 203 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:08,041 他们就把我们两个打成这样 204 00:10:08,458 --> 00:10:09,291 对不起 205 00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:11,708 你知道利息有多少吗？ 206 00:10:13,583 --> 00:10:14,916 很贵，对 207 00:10:15,375 --> 00:10:17,583 -对不起 -他们把你打成这样太夸张了吧 208 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:21,166 100万，怎么还？ 209 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,375 美金耶 210 00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:26,083 不过我们店上不是有监视器吗？ 211 00:10:26,166 --> 00:10:27,625 我们可以报警 212 00:10:27,708 --> 00:10:29,750 监视器早就坏了，你知道吗？ 213 00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,416 我们根本就没有钱修 214 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:34,000 我很抱歉，对不起 215 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:38,666 好 216 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:41,375 天啊 217 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:43,916 都是你啦 218 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,916 喂 219 00:10:46,125 --> 00:10:48,208 你这样真的骗得过杰森？ 220 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,125 你要不要化得像一点？ 221 00:10:52,166 --> 00:10:53,083 可不可以？ 222 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:55,833 这样就像了吧 223 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,625 其实它拍得很清楚 224 00:10:59,708 --> 00:11:00,916 真的是我们两个耶 225 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,041 你这样… 226 00:11:04,416 --> 00:11:05,416 躺下 227 00:11:09,625 --> 00:11:11,208 -来咯… -来… 228 00:11:13,916 --> 00:11:15,000 不行，不要 229 00:11:19,708 --> 00:11:21,458 这个太贵了啦 230 00:11:22,375 --> 00:11:24,375 不是叫你去关掉监视器 231 00:11:24,458 --> 00:11:25,958 我关啦 232 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,458 但是它又… 233 00:11:27,541 --> 00:11:28,791 它又自己亮了 234 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,333 你们想要骗我还砸这种便宜货 235 00:11:31,416 --> 00:11:32,500 都砸便宜货 236 00:11:33,541 --> 00:11:35,083 你们以为这样就骗得过我啊 237 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,625 儿子，你好棒哦 238 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,916 不愧是骗人专家 239 00:11:46,416 --> 00:11:47,458 一下就被你看出来 240 00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:48,916 棒棒… 241 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:51,875 这次我们一定要干一票大的 242 00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:52,875 好吗？ 243 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,166 我们是最佳拍档 244 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:55,958 没错，我们是最佳拍档 245 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:57,166 我们是最佳拍档 246 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:02,916 -最佳拍档… -最佳拍档… 247 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:07,041 -最佳拍档 -对 248 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:15,000 你们到底想要干嘛？ 249 00:12:20,666 --> 00:12:22,375 全球最大陶瓷博览会 250 00:12:22,458 --> 00:12:24,125 即将在旧金山登场 251 00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,916 这场一年一度的国际级艺术盛会 252 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,916 向来是各大陶瓷界菁英武力展示 253 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,666 以及寻找伯乐的机会 254 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,583 每年拍卖成交价都高达千万美金 255 00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,250 到底这次的盛会会有多精彩呢？ 256 00:12:37,333 --> 00:12:38,333 请看我们的报道 257 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,500 很高兴来到旧金山 258 00:12:41,416 --> 00:12:43,916 签下500万陶瓷展品 259 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,166 这是我这一次的目标 260 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,583 Apple女士很开心来到这里 261 00:12:48,875 --> 00:12:51,375 她今年的目标是能够签下 262 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:54,666 500万陶瓷展品 263 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,208 帮我注意一下，要拍照了 264 00:12:57,958 --> 00:12:59,333 全世界都看得到 265 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:01,291 -这样可以 -可以 266 00:13:01,375 --> 00:13:02,291 可以了哦 267 00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:05,375 抱歉 268 00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,666 Apple女士稍后参加拍卖会吗？ 269 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,583 Apple女士当然会参加 270 00:13:09,750 --> 00:13:10,833 你们要把我卖掉 271 00:13:10,916 --> 00:13:11,833 -不是 -对 272 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,583 不是 273 00:13:14,208 --> 00:13:15,750 我们不是要把你卖掉 274 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:18,333 我们只是在寻求一种 275 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:19,458 一种方式… 276 00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,458 把我卖掉 277 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:21,833 -对 -不是 278 00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:26,333 哎呀反正 279 00:13:26,416 --> 00:13:27,458 这条鱼很大 280 00:13:27,541 --> 00:13:29,541 所以我们就需要一个饵嘛 281 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:30,458 对 282 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:32,375 你就是那个饵 283 00:13:34,541 --> 00:13:35,708 所以 284 00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,916 我是那个饵 285 00:13:38,416 --> 00:13:39,291 不对 286 00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:42,125 这么大一条鱼，我们从来没有试过 287 00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:43,375 我们搞得定吗？ 288 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:44,875 当然 289 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:46,625 你什么都能演 290 00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:48,250 -不要 -要 291 00:13:48,333 --> 00:13:50,291 哎呀杰森，你看 292 00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,875 我们两个呢，在华仔这边这样 293 00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:55,375 白吃白住白喝那么多年 294 00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:56,458 这笔大的到手 295 00:13:56,541 --> 00:13:57,916 所有的钱我们可以一次还给华仔 296 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,291 我们不要欠他嘛 297 00:13:59,375 --> 00:14:00,583 -哦 -嘿 298 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:03,041 如果我真的要你们这些钱的话 299 00:14:03,125 --> 00:14:04,375 我还叫华仔吗？ 300 00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,250 你本来就不叫华仔啊 301 00:14:06,625 --> 00:14:07,916 你是因为喜欢刘德华 302 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,708 所以叫大家叫你华仔 303 00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:10,833 你是假华仔 304 00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,250 （给我一杯忘情水） 305 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,458 （换我一夜不流泪） 306 00:14:18,541 --> 00:14:19,708 那是费玉清吧 307 00:14:19,791 --> 00:14:21,166 不… 308 00:14:21,958 --> 00:14:24,083 费玉清不是这样，费玉清是… 309 00:14:24,708 --> 00:14:27,791 （给我一杯忘情水） 310 00:14:27,875 --> 00:14:30,375 （换我一夜不流泪） 311 00:14:30,458 --> 00:14:31,708 换… 312 00:14:32,416 --> 00:14:33,333 换… 313 00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:35,750 好了… 314 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,208 费玉清我帮你多弄两道菜啦 315 00:14:38,291 --> 00:14:39,583 -没关系… -好吧 316 00:14:43,500 --> 00:14:45,500 嘿，你什么时候要跟我妈告白？ 317 00:14:46,666 --> 00:14:47,541 好 318 00:14:48,208 --> 00:14:50,208 以后你不要再说这个问题 319 00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,125 好吗？ 320 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:52,125 为什么？ 321 00:14:52,375 --> 00:14:54,583 她是控制狂魔 322 00:14:54,791 --> 00:14:56,416 -你最讨厌这种女人 -对 323 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:57,500 -你真的最讨厌这种女人 -没错 324 00:14:57,583 --> 00:14:58,458 妈 325 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,083 他说你… 326 00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:03,291 -怎样？ -你做的菜是全世界最好吃的 327 00:15:04,083 --> 00:15:05,083 今天晚上吃什么？ 328 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,333 喝汤 329 00:15:06,416 --> 00:15:07,458 好，太好了 330 00:15:07,875 --> 00:15:08,791 喝汤，对吧 331 00:15:09,666 --> 00:15:11,583 -你们也饿了吧 -对 332 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,625 当然 333 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,083 小心哦，桌上帮我整理一下 334 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,791 烫… 335 00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:20,708 小心，好 336 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:25,458 “Apple”就是客语的“阿婆” 337 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,625 她是庄家首位女性董事长 338 00:15:31,666 --> 00:15:34,375 董事会无效，违反召集程序 339 00:15:34,458 --> 00:15:37,166 庄家通常传男不传女 340 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,625 所以阿婆受到大家的强烈反对 341 00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,000 好 342 00:15:44,708 --> 00:15:45,833 我们有什么计划？ 343 00:15:50,625 --> 00:15:52,500 这是我从小用的破碗耶 344 00:15:52,583 --> 00:15:56,291 这个破碗，是艺术家庄成兴的作品 345 00:15:56,791 --> 00:15:58,208 庄成兴的妈妈呢 346 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,291 就是Apple女士 347 00:16:01,583 --> 00:16:02,833 20年前 348 00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:05,916 阿婆唯一的儿子在旧金山搞艺术 349 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:07,583 他不想回去接班 350 00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:10,166 然后那个阿婆呢 351 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:12,833 她就骗她儿子回台湾 352 00:16:12,916 --> 00:16:14,250 后来他们就大吵一架 353 00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,083 儿子呢，就很不开心 354 00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:17,541 开车跑出去 355 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,833 一不小心出了车祸 356 00:16:20,333 --> 00:16:21,458 他就过世了 357 00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:22,750 这个破碗 358 00:16:23,541 --> 00:16:25,125 是她儿子的遗物耶 359 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:27,083 而且是唯一的作品 360 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:29,541 她花多少钱都会买下来 361 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,500 阿兴 362 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,541 -你吓死我了 -杰森 363 00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:46,500 小心… 364 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:52,458 把这个破碗弄进拍卖会 365 00:16:53,041 --> 00:16:57,500 接下来就交给我，华仔了 366 00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:11,875 女孩们 367 00:17:12,291 --> 00:17:14,166 珍奶泡泡浴 368 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,625 -开趴咯 -开趴咯 369 00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:19,208 谢谢华仔赞助珍珠奶茶200杯 370 00:17:20,125 --> 00:17:21,875 -恶 -拜托 371 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,458 看吧，我说过 372 00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,750 珍珠奶茶艾伦是我的麻吉 373 00:17:26,833 --> 00:17:28,958 我现在已经把阿兴的作品 374 00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:32,125 成功的送入拍卖会了 375 00:17:32,208 --> 00:17:33,083 好吗？ 376 00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:34,333 所以 377 00:17:35,041 --> 00:17:37,083 我要让这个阿婆相信 378 00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:39,166 阿兴是我的… 379 00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:42,125 我的父亲 380 00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:45,333 这是我父亲庄成兴的作品 381 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,291 虽然我对他的印象非常模糊 382 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,916 阿兴叔叔的作品怎么会在这？ 383 00:17:53,458 --> 00:17:55,083 我们在美国出生的 384 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:58,333 亚裔美国人就会被称作为香蕉 385 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,791 外在虽然是黄种人 386 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:03,708 但是里面却是白种人 387 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:07,875 亚裔美国人就会被称作为香蕉 388 00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:11,000 外在虽然是黄种人 但是内在却是白种人 389 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:12,666 忍 390 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,166 作为一个庄家人 391 00:18:15,750 --> 00:18:17,166 就是要学会忍 392 00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,208 亚洲人认为我们不够亚洲 393 00:18:24,875 --> 00:18:26,916 美国人认为我们不够美国 394 00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:29,250 面对现实生活 395 00:18:30,208 --> 00:18:32,208 我的母亲教会我 396 00:18:32,833 --> 00:18:34,291 要学会忍 397 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:49,875 妈 398 00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,583 你还记得我吗？ 399 00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:57,708 人生不会永远在黑暗当中 400 00:18:58,666 --> 00:18:59,708 就算再黑暗 401 00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:01,958 有时也会有月光 402 00:19:03,541 --> 00:19:05,708 《有时月光》 403 00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,791 月光照亮了我 404 00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:14,375 也照亮了，所有在黑暗中 405 00:19:16,250 --> 00:19:17,750 忍耐的灵魂 406 00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,291 阿兴 407 00:19:34,833 --> 00:19:36,291 作为一个庄家人 408 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,666 就是要学会忍 409 00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:39,958 不好意思 410 00:19:40,041 --> 00:19:43,416 就算在黑暗也会有月光 411 00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:44,916 抱歉… 412 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:48,625 不好意思哦，谢谢 413 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:54,375 阿婆 414 00:19:55,250 --> 00:19:56,125 头发 415 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:58,166 头发，阿婆 416 00:20:02,291 --> 00:20:03,708 各位先生女士 417 00:20:03,791 --> 00:20:07,500 我们下一个作品是第302号 418 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,375 来自台湾的作品 419 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,583 这件美丽的作品名为 420 00:20:11,666 --> 00:20:15,125 《有时月光》 421 00:20:15,208 --> 00:20:20,208 这件作品的起价为10万元 422 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:23,041 有没有11万？ 423 00:20:23,125 --> 00:20:26,708 这位绅士出价11万，谢谢你 424 00:20:26,791 --> 00:20:30,041 Apple女士出价12万，非常谢谢你 425 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:34,041 这边女士出价13万 426 00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:37,000 有没有14万？ 427 00:20:37,083 --> 00:20:38,375 14万，谢谢你先生 428 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,708 15万，有没有15万？ 429 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,916 15万有吗？ 430 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,416 实在太可惜了 431 00:20:46,041 --> 00:20:47,375 听说 432 00:20:47,458 --> 00:20:48,750 这是她儿子唯一的作品 433 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,416 那么准备结标了 434 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:53,333 15万一次 435 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:58,000 蔡女士出价20万，谢谢 436 00:20:58,875 --> 00:21:00,708 有没有30万？ 437 00:21:00,791 --> 00:21:02,916 有人出价30万吗？ 438 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,166 30万 439 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,916 这里出价40万 440 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,250 50万有吗？ 441 00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:12,791 有没有60万？ 442 00:21:13,125 --> 00:21:15,833 有没有70万？70万有吗？ 443 00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,458 这里出价70万，非常好 444 00:21:18,541 --> 00:21:19,833 80万有吗？ 445 00:21:22,208 --> 00:21:23,125 100万 446 00:21:23,541 --> 00:21:24,625 不好意思 447 00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:27,041 100万 448 00:21:27,333 --> 00:21:28,833 100万 449 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:32,916 成交，来自台湾的Apple女士得标 450 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:47,125 （恭喜发财，对我发财…） 451 00:21:51,708 --> 00:21:52,583 好 452 00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:57,500 （和气生财…） 453 00:22:07,125 --> 00:22:08,666 《有时月光》 454 00:22:10,625 --> 00:22:12,083 是什么月相？ 455 00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:16,000 是眉月 456 00:22:17,166 --> 00:22:18,708 还是残月 457 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:21,208 重要的不是月相 458 00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:24,000 是月光 459 00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:27,666 你们怎么会有我儿子的东西？ 460 00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:32,000 这是我爸留给我唯一的东西 461 00:22:32,083 --> 00:22:34,250 我儿子20年前就死了 462 00:22:34,791 --> 00:22:35,958 你们到底是什么人？ 463 00:22:40,500 --> 00:22:42,000 放轻松点，老兄 464 00:22:42,458 --> 00:22:44,375 他们全都是要来骗你的 465 00:22:45,083 --> 00:22:46,125 报警好吗？ 466 00:22:49,291 --> 00:22:50,666 他们要报警啊 467 00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:54,833 阿婆 468 00:22:54,916 --> 00:22:57,791 在我小时候，我的曾祖母教我 469 00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,333 “人不亲土亲” 470 00:23:01,125 --> 00:23:02,708 你不要报警啊 471 00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,500 我是陶林集团的代表律师 472 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:09,833 不报警可以 473 00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:12,875 但是你们要给一个合理的解释 474 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:23,791 当年阿兴 475 00:23:25,416 --> 00:23:26,958 很突然的这样离开 476 00:23:29,250 --> 00:23:30,541 我生下杰森 477 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:32,125 也不敢带他来找你们啊 478 00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:34,958 因为就怕被说是要钱 479 00:23:35,041 --> 00:23:36,750 现在不也是为了钱吗？ 480 00:23:39,291 --> 00:23:41,416 为母则强你懂吗？ 481 00:23:42,541 --> 00:23:44,458 现在我不怕丢脸了 482 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,958 我知道阿婆一定会买下阿兴的作品 483 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:49,458 对 484 00:23:50,833 --> 00:23:52,125 我是贪心了 485 00:23:52,208 --> 00:23:54,375 我想卖到一个很好的价钱 486 00:23:54,458 --> 00:23:56,666 这样我儿子才可以去好好念一个大学 487 00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,750 他可以抬头挺胸的 488 00:23:59,833 --> 00:24:01,625 做他真正想要做的事情 489 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:04,458 不用再跟着我过着那种 490 00:24:04,541 --> 00:24:07,916 只能住在仓库里面 那种下等生活，我不想 491 00:24:11,875 --> 00:24:12,875 妈 492 00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:15,583 妈，对不起 493 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,500 我都不知道你有这些想法 494 00:24:20,875 --> 00:24:22,125 现在我长大了 495 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,833 我会好好的照顾自己 496 00:24:24,916 --> 00:24:26,166 你不要为我担心 497 00:24:30,333 --> 00:24:31,291 阿婆 498 00:24:32,541 --> 00:24:34,250 你不要怪我妈妈啦 499 00:24:35,166 --> 00:24:37,375 我现在看到你这样健健康康的 500 00:24:37,458 --> 00:24:38,583 我就很开心了 501 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:40,208 真的，你不要怪我妈 502 00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,875 你属什么？ 503 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,250 虎 504 00:24:56,291 --> 00:24:57,291 虎 505 00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,541 1998年出生的 506 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,250 阿兴 507 00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:11,791 1996年来美国的 508 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,250 阿婆 509 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:27,833 这钱我会给你们 510 00:25:27,916 --> 00:25:28,958 阿婆 511 00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,666 他们是来骗你的 512 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,375 董事长，不可以 513 00:25:35,083 --> 00:25:36,333 这笔钱我们不会拿 514 00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,500 妈 515 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,791 这个碗原本就是阿兴的 516 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,250 他走了就应该是你的 517 00:25:57,125 --> 00:25:57,958 妈 518 00:25:58,708 --> 00:26:00,083 这是爸爸留给我的碗 519 00:26:00,166 --> 00:26:02,083 这是我从小用的碗耶 520 00:26:04,083 --> 00:26:05,125 杰森 521 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,333 一样的月光 522 00:26:09,125 --> 00:26:11,375 等你有天踏上你爸爸的故乡 523 00:26:12,833 --> 00:26:14,291 抬头看就有啦 524 00:26:22,250 --> 00:26:23,166 走 525 00:26:28,083 --> 00:26:28,916 阿婆 526 00:26:32,541 --> 00:26:33,666 三位请留步 527 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:39,000 董事长坚持要招待三位来台湾过年 528 00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:43,791 不方便也没有关系啊 529 00:26:58,625 --> 00:27:00,208 -妈 -嗯 530 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:03,333 为什么我们不直接跟她拿钱就好啊？ 531 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:04,958 哎呦，喂 532 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:06,375 到了台湾以后啊 533 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:09,208 你呢，就认真地把孙子给演好 534 00:27:09,541 --> 00:27:12,291 阿婆就是我们的行动提款机 535 00:27:14,541 --> 00:27:15,833 去了那边 536 00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,500 我们可以拿到更多的钱 537 00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:18,750 着… 538 00:27:21,250 --> 00:27:22,333 这样还错啊 539 00:27:23,083 --> 00:27:25,083 “着”就是“对” 540 00:27:25,166 --> 00:27:26,583 客语的对 541 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:28,000 你客语真的要好好地加强 542 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,541 明天要上飞机了 543 00:27:34,541 --> 00:27:35,375 妈 544 00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:40,333 那个阿婆想了她儿子想了20年 545 00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:44,583 你有看到吗？她还哭了 546 00:27:46,208 --> 00:27:47,083 我告诉你 547 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:49,916 全天下没有一个妈妈 会忘记自己孩子的啦 548 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,708 那是不可能的 549 00:27:56,166 --> 00:27:58,375 到时候，等我搬出去 550 00:27:58,458 --> 00:28:00,125 你肯定也会很想我 551 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:02,958 我会放鞭炮 552 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:06,291 你这个人一天到晚惹我生气 553 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,833 烦都烦死了 554 00:28:11,500 --> 00:28:12,833 走开啦 555 00:28:13,916 --> 00:28:14,791 妈 556 00:28:14,916 --> 00:28:16,583 -干嘛啦 -说你会很想我 557 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:18,208 我才不要，我不会想你啊 558 00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:20,083 快点说，不然我不放手哦 559 00:28:20,458 --> 00:28:21,375 快说 560 00:28:22,916 --> 00:28:24,791 好啦，我当然会想你 561 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:27,000 笨笨的，怎么可能不想啦 562 00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,208 我跟你讲 563 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,833 你们这些小孩都不知道 564 00:28:30,916 --> 00:28:32,458 自己以后的世界会有多大 565 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:34,000 大到啊 566 00:28:34,083 --> 00:28:36,000 你们不会有时间想妈妈的啦 567 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:38,041 错… 568 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:39,416 现在跟你每天在一起 569 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,666 我还是很想你 570 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,625 （我恭喜你发财） 571 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:47,500 （我恭喜庄太太） 572 00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:49,041 我猜 573 00:28:49,125 --> 00:28:50,125 费玉清 574 00:28:50,500 --> 00:28:51,333 不 575 00:28:51,708 --> 00:28:52,875 帕华洛帝 576 00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:56,375 -华仔 -怎样？ 577 00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,083 我真的很想跟你讲一件事情 578 00:28:59,166 --> 00:29:00,041 什么？ 579 00:29:00,125 --> 00:29:01,125 对 580 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,250 你完全没有模仿的天分 581 00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:09,333 你完全没有天分 582 00:29:10,125 --> 00:29:10,958 你知道吗？ 583 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,250 好… 584 00:29:13,333 --> 00:29:15,250 -我本来还想去参加比赛的 -喂 585 00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,291 你刚不是去上厕所吗？ 你干嘛换衣服？ 586 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:20,750 -你是不是明天打算上飞机穿这套？ -对啊 587 00:29:20,833 --> 00:29:23,166 你太明显了，不可以 588 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:24,791 不会啦，发财 589 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,833 发财… 590 00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:29,750 -我们发大财… -我们发大财… 591 00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:34,750 -我们发大财… -我们发大财… 592 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:39,958 杰森 593 00:29:41,166 --> 00:29:42,375 你能相信吗？ 594 00:29:43,083 --> 00:29:45,625 我们居然在私人飞机里面 595 00:29:47,750 --> 00:29:48,666 对 596 00:29:49,833 --> 00:29:50,750 但是 597 00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:52,916 我觉得它有点小 598 00:29:53,416 --> 00:29:56,000 我原本以为会有健身房 或是游泳池之类的 599 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,583 你胡说什么啊 600 00:29:57,666 --> 00:29:59,125 你讲的是游轮啊 601 00:29:59,791 --> 00:30:01,166 两位贵宾午安 602 00:30:01,250 --> 00:30:02,125 我是卡萝 603 00:30:02,208 --> 00:30:03,875 我们今天的午餐有客家封肉 604 00:30:03,958 --> 00:30:05,875 波士顿龙虾，还有纽约客牛排 605 00:30:05,958 --> 00:30:07,416 请问想要点什么？ 606 00:30:07,625 --> 00:30:08,791 谢谢你，卡萝 607 00:30:10,166 --> 00:30:12,041 你知道，人生就是太多选择了 608 00:30:13,458 --> 00:30:14,375 所以我都要 609 00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,125 好 610 00:30:17,666 --> 00:30:18,708 我跟他一样就好 611 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:21,250 我也是，谢谢 612 00:30:22,375 --> 00:30:24,750 好，我尽量去准备 613 00:30:27,875 --> 00:30:29,791 你们知道吗？厕所里面有淋浴间耶 614 00:30:30,083 --> 00:30:31,666 哇，淋浴间 615 00:30:32,708 --> 00:30:34,500 哇，淋浴间 616 00:30:39,625 --> 00:30:41,041 那个，你东西掉了 617 00:30:43,291 --> 00:30:44,541 你的红心A掉了 618 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:45,500 你看哦 619 00:30:47,750 --> 00:30:48,833 我叫杰森 620 00:30:50,041 --> 00:30:51,291 我叫小陶罐 621 00:30:51,875 --> 00:30:53,833 小陶罐？ 622 00:30:56,041 --> 00:30:57,541 你的名字好好笑 623 00:30:58,125 --> 00:30:59,458 你才好笑 624 00:30:59,875 --> 00:31:00,708 好 625 00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:51,458 妈 626 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:52,750 珍珠奶茶 627 00:31:52,833 --> 00:31:55,083 你开心了，这里到处都是 628 00:33:25,750 --> 00:33:27,916 大家好 629 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,125 你在干嘛啦？ 630 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:32,875 欢迎来到庄家古厝 631 00:33:32,958 --> 00:33:34,541 我是你们的值日生，庄承宗 632 00:33:34,625 --> 00:33:36,958 让我来为您介绍我们庄家的家谱 633 00:33:37,041 --> 00:33:38,416 这位是我的外祖母 634 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,166 我的母亲庄安慈 635 00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,000 我的阿姨庄安幼 636 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,583 这位是我的舅舅 637 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,625 我的阿公 638 00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:45,583 他们过世了 639 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:46,958 所以相片是黑白的 640 00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:49,125 这位是二叔公、三叔公 641 00:33:49,375 --> 00:33:51,000 这是我，谢谢 642 00:33:55,333 --> 00:33:56,541 你怎么没有在上面啊？ 643 00:33:57,583 --> 00:33:58,625 我不是庄家人 644 00:33:59,166 --> 00:34:00,333 但这不是重点 645 00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,000 我带你们去你们的房间 646 00:34:06,041 --> 00:34:07,875 你刚到底在说什么东西啊 647 00:34:07,958 --> 00:34:10,458 我已经讲到很烦，我不想再讲了啦 648 00:34:12,500 --> 00:34:14,833 我觉得这一把我们一定会成功的 649 00:34:15,208 --> 00:34:17,916 是吗？我还是有一点担心 650 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:19,125 不用担心 651 00:34:19,208 --> 00:34:21,666 你那个阿婆很喜欢杰森 652 00:34:21,750 --> 00:34:23,083 没问题的 653 00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,041 还好有你在 654 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:26,625 杰森现在比较听你的 655 00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:28,375 我管不动了 656 00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,833 我绝不让你失望 657 00:34:47,916 --> 00:34:48,916 哪有像 658 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,583 我也不相信他是哥的儿子 659 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,791 妈不知道在打什么算盘 660 00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:00,750 团圆饭竟然把家里最好的衣服 661 00:35:00,833 --> 00:35:02,541 拿出来给他们穿 662 00:35:36,166 --> 00:35:38,958 连哥的衣服都穿上了 663 00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:42,583 庄承宗 664 00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,916 快扶阿婆坐下 665 00:36:03,041 --> 00:36:03,875 辛苦了 666 00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:04,958 阿婆新年快乐 667 00:36:05,041 --> 00:36:06,333 -阿婆新年快乐 -阿婆新年快乐 668 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,333 新年快乐 669 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625 辛苦了 670 00:36:31,708 --> 00:36:33,583 粗茶淡饭，别客气 671 00:36:33,666 --> 00:36:34,541 请用… 672 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,583 什么是粗茶拌饭？ 673 00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:39,958 不是粗茶拌饭 674 00:36:40,041 --> 00:36:41,875 是粗茶淡饭 675 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:46,083 这是大户人家谦逊 又不失礼的一种说法 676 00:36:46,166 --> 00:36:48,083 来吧华仔，龙虾 677 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:49,166 谢谢 678 00:36:58,583 --> 00:37:01,041 吃饭呢，要以碗就口 679 00:37:01,291 --> 00:37:03,250 只有狗才会趴着吃 680 00:37:04,041 --> 00:37:06,125 夹菜夹眼前的即可 681 00:37:06,583 --> 00:37:08,583 别飞象过河 682 00:37:09,375 --> 00:37:11,916 吃饭那么大声，我还以为到了动物园 683 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:17,083 大姑姑 684 00:37:18,708 --> 00:37:22,291 我们三个 从来没有吃过这么丰盛的菜 685 00:37:22,375 --> 00:37:24,083 是不是失礼了？ 686 00:37:25,500 --> 00:37:26,375 来 687 00:37:26,791 --> 00:37:27,833 跟你赔个不是 688 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,750 来者是客嘛，不知者无罪 689 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:34,958 其实 690 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,375 我们也不算是客人 691 00:37:43,125 --> 00:37:45,083 这个碗，这个盘子 692 00:37:46,166 --> 00:37:48,166 都是双层工法的艺术品 693 00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:50,166 -高级啊 -是的 694 00:37:50,958 --> 00:37:52,250 1980年代 695 00:37:52,333 --> 00:37:54,500 陶林研发出了双色陶瓷杯 696 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:57,708 成功克服了双色釉的接缝难题 697 00:37:57,791 --> 00:37:59,166 什么？陶什么？ 698 00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:00,333 陶林研发出 699 00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:04,000 研发出的双色陶瓷杯，知道吗？ 700 00:38:04,708 --> 00:38:07,041 成为大量量产的第一人 701 00:38:07,625 --> 00:38:09,125 阿婆也是在这时候 702 00:38:09,208 --> 00:38:11,500 带领陶林，走向国际 703 00:38:12,041 --> 00:38:12,916 对吧 704 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,083 承宗 705 00:38:17,583 --> 00:38:18,625 他说的对吗？ 706 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:20,500 我不知道 707 00:38:22,458 --> 00:38:24,583 这些都是公开的资讯 708 00:38:24,666 --> 00:38:25,875 不算什么秘密 709 00:38:27,166 --> 00:38:28,833 这些餐具还没有公开耶 710 00:38:40,916 --> 00:38:41,791 阿婆 711 00:38:42,541 --> 00:38:43,875 我们要不要先上水饺？ 712 00:38:44,083 --> 00:38:44,916 好 713 00:38:45,125 --> 00:38:46,166 上水饺 714 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:48,583 高级 715 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:51,083 这是庄家的传统 716 00:38:51,166 --> 00:38:52,666 一个盘子100个饺子 717 00:38:52,750 --> 00:38:54,416 象征着长命百岁 718 00:38:54,500 --> 00:38:57,208 要一直吃到有人吃到幸运饺为止 719 00:38:57,750 --> 00:39:00,333 只有一个铜钱，吃到的人 720 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:02,708 阿婆会给他一个大红包 721 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:06,375 抢钱啦，快吃 722 00:39:51,750 --> 00:39:52,666 什么？ 723 00:39:53,250 --> 00:39:54,166 哇 724 00:39:55,083 --> 00:39:56,416 也太幸运了吧 725 00:39:59,458 --> 00:40:03,583 -领红包… -领红包… 726 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,583 恭喜哦 727 00:40:09,666 --> 00:40:11,250 谢谢阿婆 728 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,041 祝你身体健康 729 00:40:13,958 --> 00:40:15,333 健康… 730 00:40:16,541 --> 00:40:18,708 真的是很有缘 731 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:20,333 在我妈要退休这一年 732 00:40:20,416 --> 00:40:22,833 冒出一个20年前的遗腹子 733 00:40:23,416 --> 00:40:24,916 你不用着急啦 734 00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,208 就算是我们庄家的子孙 735 00:40:28,041 --> 00:40:30,541 他差我们承宗还差很远 736 00:40:32,541 --> 00:40:34,250 杰森学习力很强的，阿婆 737 00:40:34,791 --> 00:40:35,708 你交代下来 738 00:40:35,791 --> 00:40:37,666 我保证他学得又快又好 739 00:40:38,416 --> 00:40:40,291 我们承宗也很努力 740 00:40:40,791 --> 00:40:41,916 他不会输的 741 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,583 大姑姑 742 00:40:45,666 --> 00:40:47,208 别管小孩子们了啦 743 00:40:47,291 --> 00:40:48,166 来 744 00:40:48,375 --> 00:40:49,708 喝酒，干杯 745 00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:52,583 阿婆，那是阿兴阿叔的位子耶 746 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:56,458 干杯 747 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:03,833 安幼，倒酒 748 00:41:04,625 --> 00:41:05,708 龙虾好吃吗？ 749 00:41:06,125 --> 00:41:07,166 给我一个好不好？ 750 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:11,291 谢谢杰森 751 00:41:15,625 --> 00:41:19,458 “神替肩扛” 752 00:41:20,250 --> 00:41:21,541 你在乱写什么啊？ 753 00:41:23,250 --> 00:41:26,000 “身体健康”啊 754 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:29,166 然后又有事神明替你扛的意思嘛 755 00:41:30,125 --> 00:41:31,416 重写 756 00:41:31,791 --> 00:41:33,708 -妈 -“身体康健” 757 00:41:33,791 --> 00:41:36,416 传统有传统的好 758 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,750 -年轻人不要乱来好吗？ -就好玩嘛 759 00:41:39,833 --> 00:41:40,958 好玩 760 00:41:43,791 --> 00:41:45,333 要当董事长的人 761 00:41:45,791 --> 00:41:47,333 好玩什么啊 762 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:50,458 你董事你懂事就好，我就不懂事咩 763 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:52,958 你就只懂得顶嘴啦 764 00:41:54,958 --> 00:41:57,083 我打了多少排卵针 765 00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:58,416 出国12趟 766 00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,958 就为了把你生下来 767 00:42:00,041 --> 00:42:01,583 -好让你跟我姓庄 -跟我姓庄 768 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:04,166 妈，我听过很多次了 769 00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:07,166 你不要以为大过年的我不敢打你哦 770 00:42:09,958 --> 00:42:10,791 重写 771 00:42:20,583 --> 00:42:23,875 小孩子乱说话，不要放在心上啦 772 00:42:27,208 --> 00:42:29,041 我是为了他好 773 00:42:29,791 --> 00:42:34,041 他还小，没办法了解你的用心 774 00:42:39,083 --> 00:42:40,500 我真的想不通 775 00:42:41,333 --> 00:42:43,875 为什么妈不让我接班？ 776 00:42:47,625 --> 00:42:49,333 20年过去 777 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:54,125 她的心里还是只有哥 778 00:42:55,291 --> 00:42:58,083 她都忘了，我跟你也姓庄啊 779 00:43:03,666 --> 00:43:06,625 在庄家的顺序是 780 00:43:06,708 --> 00:43:08,291 庄家长辈 781 00:43:09,416 --> 00:43:10,916 庄家男丁 782 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:13,750 不姓庄的男丁 783 00:43:14,291 --> 00:43:15,791 最后才是 784 00:43:15,875 --> 00:43:17,291 庄家的女眷 785 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:22,375 有一次佣人说笑的时候被我听见的 786 00:43:25,416 --> 00:43:26,458 依你看 787 00:43:27,375 --> 00:43:29,541 承宗这样怎么接班？ 788 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:32,625 阿兴当时也不想要接啊 789 00:43:36,041 --> 00:43:36,958 对啊 790 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:40,375 以前阿兴说过 791 00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:46,125 “以后，轮到我们当家的时候 792 00:43:47,375 --> 00:43:49,958 安慈最凶，就当董事长 793 00:43:50,041 --> 00:43:52,958 安幼最小气，就来算钱 794 00:43:53,458 --> 00:43:55,416 我喜欢做陶瓷 795 00:43:55,500 --> 00:43:57,250 艺术总监就是我” 796 00:43:58,375 --> 00:44:02,291 -“庄家三兄妹，好棒” -“庄家三兄妹，好棒” 797 00:44:04,083 --> 00:44:05,500 我都不知道 798 00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:09,750 原来我这么想他… 799 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:16,166 阿姐… 800 00:44:31,291 --> 00:44:32,333 各位“铝块” 801 00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:34,750 “逃院” 802 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:37,000 “逃院”站要到了 803 00:44:37,083 --> 00:44:39,750 请各位准备“哈啾” 804 00:44:45,958 --> 00:44:46,875 火车站 805 00:44:47,750 --> 00:44:50,250 -桃园 -桃园 806 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:52,416 -台北 -台北 807 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,458 -内坜 -内坜 808 00:44:54,541 --> 00:44:56,750 外面的想进来 809 00:44:58,291 --> 00:45:00,333 里面的想出去 810 00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:06,375 你在说什么？ 811 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:11,708 美国 812 00:45:12,208 --> 00:45:13,416 美国 813 00:45:14,208 --> 00:45:15,458 我说美国 814 00:45:16,375 --> 00:45:18,000 -到底在说什么？ -阿婆 815 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:20,125 恭喜发财 816 00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:21,333 我爱你 817 00:45:21,416 --> 00:45:22,791 阿婆新年快乐 818 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,541 新年快乐 819 00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:35,000 阿坤，就跟你说不用了 820 00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:37,208 养的大过天 821 00:45:37,583 --> 00:45:40,000 阿婆收留我当养子，是恩人 822 00:45:40,500 --> 00:45:43,666 趁我还有钱的时候，你要赶快拿哦 823 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:47,125 三八囡仔 824 00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,791 祝福阿婆，新年快乐 825 00:45:55,875 --> 00:45:58,458 茶杯圆圆，富贵万年 826 00:46:09,583 --> 00:46:10,583 来啦 827 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:11,625 面好咯 828 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,458 你们很无聊欸 829 00:46:13,541 --> 00:46:14,458 来… 830 00:46:14,666 --> 00:46:15,750 不觉得很奇怪吗？ 831 00:46:15,833 --> 00:46:17,750 晚餐吃那么多，怎么那么快又饿了 832 00:46:17,833 --> 00:46:19,125 唉呀，时差嘛 833 00:46:19,208 --> 00:46:21,041 现在加州刚好是12点啊 834 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,041 不是吗？ 835 00:46:23,166 --> 00:46:24,791 阿婆家这些佣人 836 00:46:24,875 --> 00:46:25,791 -嗯 -嗯 837 00:46:25,875 --> 00:46:27,875 -全部都回去了 -明白 838 00:46:27,958 --> 00:46:29,125 一定要到过完年 839 00:46:29,208 --> 00:46:30,500 阿婆生日才会回来 840 00:46:31,875 --> 00:46:34,000 这样的意思就是说，人变少了 841 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,291 这是我们的好机会，对吗？ 842 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:38,208 你就继续跟那两个年轻人一起玩 843 00:46:38,541 --> 00:46:40,541 看看哪里有油水，哪里有弱点 844 00:46:40,625 --> 00:46:41,541 都问出来咯 845 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:43,375 妈 846 00:46:43,791 --> 00:46:45,000 你今天晚上 847 00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:47,500 你不是应该要演一个好媳妇吗？ 848 00:46:47,583 --> 00:46:48,791 你太凶了 849 00:46:49,416 --> 00:46:50,291 我告诉你们 850 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:52,291 这种有钱人要骗他们的人多的是 851 00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:53,541 身段不能太软 852 00:46:54,083 --> 00:46:55,416 华仔，你呢 853 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:58,333 就继续插科打诨，混淆视听 854 00:46:58,416 --> 00:46:59,250 杰森 855 00:46:59,958 --> 00:47:01,375 最后的目标… 856 00:47:02,083 --> 00:47:03,000 收到 857 00:47:03,083 --> 00:47:04,416 阿婆是我的人了 858 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:06,875 等一下 859 00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:15,333 -你不能说阿婆是我的人了 -啥？ 860 00:47:15,416 --> 00:47:16,333 那些 861 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,833 这个在中文听起来怪怪的 862 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:19,916 什么？拜托，“你是我的人” 863 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,041 你是我的人，对吧？ 864 00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:26,875 你们有没有觉得哪里怪怪？ 865 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,125 这个年怎么过得 866 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,708 好像少了一点 867 00:47:32,333 --> 00:47:35,875 喜庆，喜悦的那个颜色啊 868 00:47:35,958 --> 00:47:37,000 对不对？华仔 869 00:47:39,583 --> 00:47:41,166 我的口袋好空 870 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:42,541 对不对？华仔 871 00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:43,500 口袋空空的 872 00:47:43,583 --> 00:47:46,500 -怎么过年啊？华仔 -到底在哪里呢？ 873 00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:47,875 恭喜发财 874 00:47:49,083 --> 00:47:51,875 恭喜发财，大吉大利 875 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,791 华仔谢谢你 876 00:47:55,083 --> 00:47:56,083 嘘 877 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:58,375 小声一点 878 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000 还是有人在的，好吗？ 879 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:14,875 小陶罐你不要吵我啦 880 00:48:16,250 --> 00:48:17,291 好啦… 881 00:48:18,208 --> 00:48:19,416 醒了啦 882 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:23,125 我等一下就起床了好不好？ 883 00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:24,791 叫你不要吵啦 884 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:32,000 好大的胆子 885 00:48:36,375 --> 00:48:38,041 你干嘛在我房间？ 886 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:41,000 阿婆叫我们赶快下去啦 887 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:41,916 知道了啦 888 00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:46,000 喂，你平常都吃什么啊？ 889 00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:48,833 牛肉吗？ 890 00:48:50,250 --> 00:48:52,291 我都吃鲜蚵 891 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:53,833 你们看 892 00:48:54,500 --> 00:48:56,750 这个古厝年纪已经很大了 893 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:57,833 每年啊 894 00:48:57,916 --> 00:49:01,208 要花很多的钱在保养跟维修上面 895 00:49:01,291 --> 00:49:02,166 不如盖新的 896 00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:03,833 客家人有一句话 897 00:49:03,916 --> 00:49:06,916 “宁忘祖宗田，莫忘祖宗言” 898 00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:09,125 我们只要文化传统还在 899 00:49:09,208 --> 00:49:10,375 这个房子不重要 900 00:49:10,750 --> 00:49:11,875 二叔公 901 00:49:11,958 --> 00:49:13,291 从来不给红包的人 902 00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:14,958 好了啦 903 00:49:16,666 --> 00:49:18,208 今天带一群陌生人说要来参观 904 00:49:18,291 --> 00:49:19,458 又说什么啦 905 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,791 卖掉可以赚钱 906 00:49:21,875 --> 00:49:24,583 庄家可以分到好几间耶 907 00:49:26,250 --> 00:49:27,875 不像现在 908 00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:30,083 只有黄淑美一个人住在这里 909 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:31,416 -二哥 -就一个人 910 00:49:32,166 --> 00:49:34,583 这里不是只有我住而已 911 00:49:34,666 --> 00:49:37,041 我们全家人都住在这里 912 00:49:42,666 --> 00:49:45,083 那时要不是爸昏头 913 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,041 指定大房接班 914 00:49:48,125 --> 00:49:49,875 不然哪轮得到你 915 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:54,208 一个不姓庄的女人家，对吧 916 00:49:54,291 --> 00:49:55,583 说这些做什么 917 00:49:56,458 --> 00:49:59,000 -大嫂新年快乐 -不是我要说，要接班了 918 00:49:59,083 --> 00:50:01,916 才突然从美国带回来一个金孙 919 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,500 这个大有问题对不对？ 920 00:50:03,583 --> 00:50:04,791 有问题啊 921 00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:08,041 好了啦 922 00:50:08,125 --> 00:50:09,166 二叔公 923 00:50:09,500 --> 00:50:10,333 什么？ 924 00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:17,583 -二叔公 -做什么？ 925 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:19,250 我是杰森啊 926 00:50:19,666 --> 00:50:21,041 这个房子 927 00:50:21,125 --> 00:50:23,250 最重要的是，非常有人情味 928 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:24,166 对吧 929 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:38,208 二叔公 930 00:50:38,291 --> 00:50:39,583 你看那边 931 00:50:55,208 --> 00:50:56,791 恭喜发财 932 00:50:57,958 --> 00:51:01,375 新年快乐 933 00:51:04,333 --> 00:51:06,375 捡钱… 934 00:51:06,458 --> 00:51:07,375 赶快捡哦 935 00:51:42,625 --> 00:51:43,875 （基因检测中心） 936 00:51:45,166 --> 00:51:50,458 我想让小陶罐好好训练杰森 937 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:54,416 将来才会像庄家的好孙子 938 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:58,416 西餐礼仪最注重的就是餐具的使用 939 00:52:00,166 --> 00:52:03,000 用对的人才有资格吃饭 940 00:52:03,666 --> 00:52:05,791 吃东西以碗就口 941 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,666 不要发出声音 942 00:52:09,208 --> 00:52:10,750 不然像动物园一样 943 00:52:18,916 --> 00:52:20,958 -不错哦，稍微调整一下 -好 944 00:52:22,583 --> 00:52:24,125 是阿兴的吗？ 945 00:52:24,958 --> 00:52:28,000 跟阿兴的工法，真的很像 946 00:52:39,166 --> 00:52:40,625 -停 -赞 947 00:52:56,958 --> 00:52:59,458 是不是阿兴的？ 948 00:53:02,041 --> 00:53:04,125 先做亲子鉴定 949 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:17,000 想验血 950 00:53:18,416 --> 00:53:19,708 我们随时可以 951 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,000 但我以为你够了解阿兴 952 00:53:24,375 --> 00:53:25,666 我当然了解阿兴 953 00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:28,291 了解阿兴就应该知道 954 00:53:28,791 --> 00:53:29,833 杰森就是他儿子 955 00:53:34,708 --> 00:53:36,708 你舞跳得还可以 956 00:53:45,333 --> 00:53:47,208 （闹钟） 957 00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:55,500 不要去… 958 00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:56,875 拜托，走开啦 959 00:53:56,958 --> 00:53:57,791 我要去跑步 960 00:53:57,875 --> 00:53:59,916 不要去跑步… 961 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,916 我今天一定要跑赢庄承宗 962 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,708 没有人可以阻止我，好吗？ 963 00:54:03,791 --> 00:54:04,666 没有用 964 00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,375 你去跑赢他一点用都没有 965 00:54:06,833 --> 00:54:08,333 你要听你妈的话 966 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,750 -什么？ -所有的计划 967 00:54:10,833 --> 00:54:11,791 都在掌控之中 968 00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:13,833 知道吗？好吗？ 969 00:54:19,666 --> 00:54:20,958 董事长 970 00:54:21,041 --> 00:54:24,583 这两个礼拜，工厂交货都很正常 971 00:54:24,666 --> 00:54:28,083 承宗也都跟在我身边学习 972 00:54:28,666 --> 00:54:30,750 烧坏的那些产品 973 00:54:30,833 --> 00:54:32,041 有重新烧过吗？ 974 00:54:32,541 --> 00:54:34,083 没有全部重烧啦 975 00:54:34,791 --> 00:54:36,291 有一些是用磨的 976 00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:39,666 这我想跟妈讨论一下 977 00:54:40,333 --> 00:54:41,625 像这里 978 00:54:41,708 --> 00:54:42,875 如果再磨过 979 00:54:42,958 --> 00:54:45,250 品管那边也说没问题 980 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,500 现在我说的话都没人要听了 981 00:54:55,875 --> 00:54:58,458 “信用不顾，人客断路” 982 00:54:58,541 --> 00:55:00,083 我答应客户的事 983 00:55:00,583 --> 00:55:03,250 一次如果做不到就没有第二次了 你知道吗？ 984 00:55:04,583 --> 00:55:05,958 你是怎么教承宗的？ 985 00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:09,083 全部重烧会赔钱耶 986 00:55:10,416 --> 00:55:11,833 客户要是不满意 987 00:55:11,916 --> 00:55:13,166 赔的钱会更多 988 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,500 这一点我当然懂 989 00:55:18,041 --> 00:55:19,416 谢谢你啊，大律师 990 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:21,166 我去美国才多久 991 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:22,958 你就不照我交代的去做 992 00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:25,541 我到底是哪里… 993 00:55:25,625 --> 00:55:27,125 哪里又做不好了？ 994 00:56:03,958 --> 00:56:05,875 你这么快就要放弃了哦 995 00:56:05,958 --> 00:56:07,500 你不怕阿婆哦 996 00:56:12,166 --> 00:56:13,250 拜托，兄弟 997 00:56:14,583 --> 00:56:16,250 我从现在开始要做我自己 998 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,125 我再也不想管什么阿婆 999 00:56:18,208 --> 00:56:19,375 什么接班人 1000 00:56:19,458 --> 00:56:21,791 阿婆要给谁当接班人，给你给我 1001 00:56:21,875 --> 00:56:22,916 我不在乎，好吗？ 1002 00:56:23,250 --> 00:56:25,541 我们每天早起、跑步、健身 1003 00:56:25,625 --> 00:56:26,541 做任何事 1004 00:56:26,708 --> 00:56:28,791 甚至我们连吃饭都要小心 1005 00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:30,625 我们连上厕所都不敢放屁 1006 00:56:30,708 --> 00:56:31,625 那我们活着干嘛？ 1007 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,250 所以如果我们这么努力 1008 00:56:33,333 --> 00:56:34,958 到最后接班人也不是我们 1009 00:56:35,041 --> 00:56:36,875 那我们到底要干什么呢？兄弟 1010 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:38,458 我不知道 1011 00:56:39,291 --> 00:56:40,291 你要知道 1012 00:56:41,458 --> 00:56:42,708 我想当厨师 1013 00:56:43,125 --> 00:56:44,000 好 1014 00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:44,958 大声一点 1015 00:56:45,041 --> 00:56:46,791 -我想当厨师 -大声一点 1016 00:56:46,875 --> 00:56:48,791 -我想当厨师 -酷哦，兄弟 1017 00:56:48,875 --> 00:56:51,541 -我要当全台湾最浮夸的厨师 -厨师 1018 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,416 -穿最浮夸的厨师服 -厨师服 1019 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,791 -紫罗兰图样 -紫罗兰图样 1020 00:56:54,916 --> 00:56:56,250 -手工缝线 -手工缝线 1021 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:58,416 立领金边、低调同款厨师帽 1022 00:56:58,500 --> 00:57:01,000 我还想煮全台湾最浮夸的小吃 1023 00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:02,333 全部都要加珍珠 1024 00:57:02,416 --> 00:57:03,958 卤肉饭、蚵仔煎、大肠包小肠 1025 00:57:04,041 --> 00:57:06,083 臭豆腐、鸡排、鱿鱼羹、米糕、面线 1026 00:57:06,166 --> 00:57:07,041 还有客家菜 1027 00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:08,250 也必须都要加珍珠 1028 00:57:08,333 --> 00:57:09,458 客家小炒、姜丝大肠、艾草菜包 1029 00:57:09,541 --> 00:57:10,833 酒酿蛋、咸汤圆 1030 00:57:10,916 --> 00:57:13,583 桔酱白斩鸡 1031 00:57:14,416 --> 00:57:15,291 不加珍珠？ 1032 00:57:16,791 --> 00:57:17,625 不… 1033 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,416 珍珠卤肉饭 1034 00:57:24,041 --> 00:57:25,250 那你睡吧 1035 00:57:25,333 --> 00:57:26,916 我回杰森房睡 1036 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:28,250 你就睡这吧 1037 00:57:28,333 --> 00:57:29,166 好 1038 00:57:29,250 --> 00:57:30,083 啊？ 1039 00:57:31,875 --> 00:57:33,500 我睡这吗？ 1040 00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:34,416 庄承宗 1041 00:57:44,666 --> 00:57:46,958 我是神厨奥利佛 1042 00:57:47,041 --> 00:57:49,000 庄承宗你给我拿下来哦 1043 00:57:51,041 --> 00:57:51,875 不要过来哦… 1044 00:57:51,958 --> 00:57:53,083 你给我拿下来 1045 00:57:53,166 --> 00:57:55,791 我不要接班… 1046 00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,041 你的睡相不错耶 1047 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:29,541 居然都没有打呼 1048 00:58:30,458 --> 00:58:31,500 我睡了吗？ 1049 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:41,916 珍珠披萨 1050 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,083 珍珠肉羹 1051 00:58:43,166 --> 00:58:44,208 珍珠铁板烧 1052 00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:45,166 珍珠意大利面 1053 00:58:45,250 --> 00:58:46,583 珍珠通心粉 1054 00:58:46,666 --> 00:58:47,791 庄承宗 1055 00:58:48,416 --> 00:58:50,666 什么不好玩，你玩食物 1056 00:58:50,750 --> 00:58:52,333 杰森叫我加的 1057 00:58:53,333 --> 00:58:54,208 嘿，拜托 1058 00:58:54,291 --> 00:58:55,375 是你说加珍珠很强 1059 00:58:55,458 --> 00:58:57,250 所以我们每道都加珍珠耶 1060 00:58:58,208 --> 00:58:59,333 是他觉得很强 1061 00:59:01,291 --> 00:59:02,416 看起来很好吃哦 1062 00:59:02,500 --> 00:59:03,708 这碗是什么？ 1063 00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,083 珍珠加饭 1064 00:59:05,375 --> 00:59:06,416 珍珠卤肉饭 1065 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:07,416 来… 1066 00:59:07,500 --> 00:59:08,583 一碗我吃吃看 1067 00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:09,791 -妈 -啊？ 1068 00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:11,000 这能吃吗？ 1069 00:59:11,083 --> 00:59:13,250 怎么不能吃 这煮过的东西为什么不能吃 1070 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:14,458 不是啦这… 1071 00:59:15,416 --> 00:59:16,333 我来… 1072 00:59:16,833 --> 00:59:18,958 你儿子煮的东西你说不能吃 1073 00:59:19,041 --> 00:59:20,166 哪有这种事 1074 00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,208 试试看 1075 00:59:24,416 --> 00:59:26,041 香哦，来… 1076 00:59:26,125 --> 00:59:27,208 吃吃看… 1077 00:59:28,416 --> 00:59:29,541 吃小口一点啦 1078 00:59:31,083 --> 00:59:31,916 妈 1079 00:59:39,791 --> 00:59:42,291 我这辈子活这么久 1080 00:59:42,375 --> 00:59:45,416 从没吃过这么难吃的卤肉饭 1081 00:59:47,125 --> 00:59:48,041 吃… 1082 00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:49,708 -快吃看看 -阿婆叫大家都吃咯 1083 00:59:49,791 --> 00:59:52,291 -快点，快吃… -这味道不同 1084 00:59:52,708 --> 00:59:53,833 来… 1085 00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:55,208 谢谢 1086 00:59:55,916 --> 00:59:56,833 叔叔来 1087 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,125 淋一点酱汁 1088 01:00:02,916 --> 01:00:04,416 -请享用 -谢谢 1089 01:00:06,041 --> 01:00:07,166 华仔… 1090 01:00:21,416 --> 01:00:22,333 盖起来 1091 01:00:22,416 --> 01:00:23,250 然后要敲两下 1092 01:00:23,333 --> 01:00:25,000 因为我们要两颗球进去 1093 01:00:25,750 --> 01:00:26,750 两下了吗？ 1094 01:00:28,083 --> 01:00:28,958 几颗球？ 1095 01:00:29,416 --> 01:00:30,833 -两颗 -两颗 1096 01:00:34,416 --> 01:00:35,625 你怎么做到的？ 1097 01:00:36,916 --> 01:00:38,125 做得好 1098 01:00:39,166 --> 01:00:41,000 把这个牌弄起来 1099 01:00:44,083 --> 01:00:45,333 再收起来 1100 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:50,791 它会浮上来 1101 01:00:56,583 --> 01:00:58,416 我一定要杀了庄承宗 1102 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:01,916 谁叫你吃那么多 1103 01:01:03,625 --> 01:01:05,833 “骗别人之前就要先牺牲自己” 1104 01:01:05,916 --> 01:01:07,250 这是你教我的 1105 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,625 儿子啊 1106 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,458 你很喜欢这里吗？ 1107 01:01:16,208 --> 01:01:17,041 不喜欢啊 1108 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:19,666 这里那么大 1109 01:01:20,166 --> 01:01:21,291 又不自由 1110 01:01:21,375 --> 01:01:24,125 每天都还有人跟着你，服侍你 1111 01:01:24,750 --> 01:01:27,125 又不是没手没脚的，无聊死了 1112 01:01:27,833 --> 01:01:29,958 你这家伙，你是怎样？ 1113 01:01:30,041 --> 01:01:32,125 不说谎，你头疼啊 1114 01:01:34,916 --> 01:01:36,875 为了不让你操心嘛 1115 01:01:36,958 --> 01:01:38,791 我都几岁了还让你操心 1116 01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:40,833 你知道就好 1117 01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:45,083 我们抽血的目的 1118 01:01:45,166 --> 01:01:48,875 -主要是了解他白血球指数的状况 -不要看 1119 01:01:50,250 --> 01:01:51,125 可以了 1120 01:01:51,208 --> 01:01:52,625 -谢谢 -谢谢 1121 01:01:52,708 --> 01:01:54,500 -早点休息哦 -晚安 1122 01:01:58,541 --> 01:01:59,750 你先回去睡觉 1123 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,750 帮大小姐抽血 1124 01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:24,125 阿兴，妈在这里，乖 1125 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:26,625 乖乖睡哦 1126 01:02:28,166 --> 01:02:30,041 妈唱歌给你听 1127 01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:31,166 睡哦 1128 01:02:34,166 --> 01:02:36,625 这个孩子全身冷冰冰的 1129 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:38,833 睡觉棉被也不盖好 1130 01:02:38,916 --> 01:02:40,291 在搞什么？ 1131 01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:53,333 （婴仔婴婴困） 1132 01:02:54,291 --> 01:02:59,958 （一暝大一寸） 1133 01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:06,375 （婴仔婴婴惜） 1134 01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:11,666 （一暝大一尺） 1135 01:03:16,250 --> 01:03:18,500 感谢窑公，赐弟子智慧 1136 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:21,666 要烧出好瓷，贡献社会 1137 01:03:35,791 --> 01:03:36,625 宝贝 1138 01:03:39,291 --> 01:03:43,208 你想跟我一起共进烛光晚餐吗？ 1139 01:03:44,791 --> 01:03:45,791 如果 1140 01:03:47,333 --> 01:03:49,333 我是一只叉子 1141 01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,250 你 1142 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:54,708 就会是我的盘子 1143 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:58,041 -这样真的好吗？ -当我们凑在一起时 1144 01:03:58,125 --> 01:03:59,291 这样超级好 1145 01:03:59,375 --> 01:04:01,416 我兄弟靠脸吃饭的 1146 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,458 唰…一下子就卖光了 1147 01:04:04,916 --> 01:04:06,625 不是，我是说那批货 1148 01:04:06,708 --> 01:04:07,875 是阿婆说要销毁的 1149 01:04:07,958 --> 01:04:10,333 唉呦，你没有听杰森说吗？ 1150 01:04:10,416 --> 01:04:12,416 他就是要把那个滞销货卖掉 1151 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,208 然后给阿婆一个惊喜啊 1152 01:04:20,875 --> 01:04:22,291 我要隆重介绍 1153 01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,500 我们今天的超级主厨 1154 01:04:25,750 --> 01:04:26,666 阿宗师 1155 01:04:30,458 --> 01:04:31,875 我烤的蕃薯 1156 01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:50,166 我们都吃土豆 1157 01:04:50,541 --> 01:04:52,208 我们在美国哦 1158 01:04:52,291 --> 01:04:53,750 虽然没有什么钱 1159 01:04:54,250 --> 01:04:56,041 但是我们过得很充实 1160 01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,125 很快乐 1161 01:04:58,166 --> 01:04:59,291 没有钱 1162 01:05:00,875 --> 01:05:01,708 来 1163 01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:09,291 不能让别人知道哦，知道吗？ 1164 01:05:10,458 --> 01:05:11,291 谢谢阿婆 1165 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,083 我记得 1166 01:05:18,166 --> 01:05:20,375 很早以前有一个传说 1167 01:05:21,250 --> 01:05:25,208 说我们台湾人在12月29日除夕夜 1168 01:05:25,958 --> 01:05:27,958 台湾岛会沉入水底 1169 01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:31,083 我们都很尊敬神明 1170 01:05:31,791 --> 01:05:34,291 不想让神明跟我们一起沉下去 1171 01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:38,208 所以把神尊先送回天上 1172 01:05:38,708 --> 01:05:44,083 家里没吃完的东西都赶紧拿出来煮 1173 01:05:44,166 --> 01:05:48,375 也叫家人都赶快回家吃饭 1174 01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:52,208 那天的晚餐就叫“团圆饭” 1175 01:05:52,291 --> 01:05:55,958 团圆饭 1176 01:05:56,875 --> 01:05:59,500 想说岛都要沉了 1177 01:05:59,583 --> 01:06:02,833 所以赶紧也把钱算一算 1178 01:06:02,916 --> 01:06:06,875 在吃饭的时候一个个分下去 1179 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:11,958 叫做“压岁钱” 1180 01:06:12,875 --> 01:06:14,833 拿了钱以后 1181 01:06:14,916 --> 01:06:16,875 大家都在想 1182 01:06:16,958 --> 01:06:21,000 今晚台湾岛会沉下去 1183 01:06:21,083 --> 01:06:23,791 如果要沉，大家要一起沉啊 1184 01:06:23,875 --> 01:06:26,250 你沉一下我沉一下，这样不好 1185 01:06:26,333 --> 01:06:29,708 所以大家聚在一起，叫做“守岁” 1186 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:31,125 结果你知道吗？ 1187 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:36,541 我们送回天上的众神跟玉皇大帝报告 1188 01:06:36,625 --> 01:06:39,000 说了我们很多的好话 1189 01:06:40,208 --> 01:06:42,083 神明听到了就觉得 1190 01:06:42,166 --> 01:06:43,958 台湾人这么好 1191 01:06:44,041 --> 01:06:45,666 不能让他们沉下去 1192 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,750 第二天天亮，哇 1193 01:06:49,958 --> 01:06:52,250 台湾躲过一劫 1194 01:06:52,333 --> 01:06:53,916 逃过一劫了 1195 01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:56,916 所以见面就说恭喜哦… 1196 01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,250 -恭喜… -对啦… 1197 01:07:05,500 --> 01:07:06,333 来 1198 01:07:18,375 --> 01:07:19,625 我跟你讲哦 1199 01:07:20,083 --> 01:07:22,083 不要让别人看到哦 1200 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:24,000 不能让别人知道，知道吗？ 1201 01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:25,916 拿去 1202 01:07:26,166 --> 01:07:27,083 阿婆 1203 01:07:27,375 --> 01:07:28,291 你刚刚… 1204 01:07:28,375 --> 01:07:29,458 拿去啦 1205 01:07:29,791 --> 01:07:31,250 不要告诉别人啦 1206 01:07:31,625 --> 01:07:33,250 不要让别人知道啦 1207 01:07:40,041 --> 01:07:41,333 我跟你说哦 1208 01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:43,541 很早以前 1209 01:07:44,250 --> 01:07:48,500 说我们台湾岛在农历12月29日晚上 1210 01:07:48,583 --> 01:07:49,541 会沉入海底… 1211 01:07:56,041 --> 01:07:58,708 我知道，你们想问 1212 01:07:59,333 --> 01:08:00,791 接班人是谁 1213 01:08:02,916 --> 01:08:05,333 年后董事会我就会正式 1214 01:08:05,666 --> 01:08:07,458 提出我的人选 1215 01:08:10,125 --> 01:08:11,166 大家看到没有？ 1216 01:08:11,916 --> 01:08:13,000 一个失智症 1217 01:08:13,083 --> 01:08:15,666 迷迷痴痴的董事长，怎么提人选啊 1218 01:08:15,750 --> 01:08:17,083 别开玩笑了 1219 01:08:18,125 --> 01:08:20,625 我啊，第一个反对 1220 01:08:21,125 --> 01:08:21,958 对不对啊？ 1221 01:08:23,375 --> 01:08:24,333 对… 1222 01:08:24,416 --> 01:08:26,375 我第二个 1223 01:08:27,375 --> 01:08:28,833 大家觉得怎么样？ 1224 01:08:30,083 --> 01:08:30,916 阿兴 1225 01:08:31,375 --> 01:08:32,333 送客 1226 01:08:34,208 --> 01:08:35,125 等一下 1227 01:08:37,083 --> 01:08:38,708 大家可能不知道 1228 01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,791 你们的阿婆啊 1229 01:08:41,375 --> 01:08:43,041 这次去旧金山 1230 01:08:43,541 --> 01:08:46,125 其实才不是为了什么陶瓷大展 1231 01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:49,333 -是因为她的失智症去看医生 -你怎么满身汗？你怎么了？ 1232 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:51,708 -对不对啊？ -你还好吗？ 1233 01:08:52,958 --> 01:08:53,833 阿兴 1234 01:08:54,833 --> 01:08:56,500 我说话你听见没有？ 1235 01:08:56,750 --> 01:08:57,666 送客 1236 01:08:57,750 --> 01:08:59,750 不用送，我们走 1237 01:09:00,125 --> 01:09:01,083 二叔 1238 01:09:08,166 --> 01:09:10,041 我真的要好好的谢谢你 1239 01:09:10,708 --> 01:09:11,708 这么多年 1240 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:13,666 你把我的妈妈照顾得 1241 01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,125 特别好 1242 01:09:17,333 --> 01:09:18,583 在说什么啊？ 1243 01:09:18,958 --> 01:09:20,833 我都看得清清楚楚 1244 01:09:21,583 --> 01:09:22,500 二叔 1245 01:09:23,083 --> 01:09:24,583 你就好好地退休 1246 01:09:25,000 --> 01:09:26,583 享受你的晚年 1247 01:09:29,125 --> 01:09:30,708 什么啊？ 1248 01:09:37,583 --> 01:09:38,958 三叔啊 1249 01:09:39,833 --> 01:09:41,291 都瘦了呢 1250 01:09:41,375 --> 01:09:42,208 对啊 1251 01:09:42,666 --> 01:09:43,500 保重 1252 01:09:46,125 --> 01:09:47,875 千万要保重 1253 01:09:57,166 --> 01:09:58,291 真的吗？ 1254 01:09:58,750 --> 01:10:00,125 真的被阿兴附身吗？ 1255 01:10:00,416 --> 01:10:01,791 怎么会这样？ 1256 01:10:03,458 --> 01:10:05,250 安幼、安慈 1257 01:10:14,416 --> 01:10:15,750 我走了之后 1258 01:10:17,041 --> 01:10:19,125 害你跟妈离得越来越远 1259 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,708 妈她不是故意的 1260 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,541 不要怪她 1261 01:10:51,375 --> 01:10:53,583 我从来没有想过你会来我家 1262 01:10:57,125 --> 01:10:58,375 这些年 1263 01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:01,625 你辛苦了 1264 01:11:06,083 --> 01:11:07,083 现在 1265 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:09,791 我的儿子回来了 1266 01:11:11,500 --> 01:11:13,208 庄家就有子嗣了 1267 01:11:16,833 --> 01:11:17,875 阿兴 1268 01:11:28,458 --> 01:11:29,291 妈 1269 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,416 阿兴… 1270 01:11:33,583 --> 01:11:35,041 我好想你 1271 01:11:39,291 --> 01:11:42,958 你们念的药师经，我都有收到 1272 01:11:48,875 --> 01:11:50,500 我跟爸在天上 1273 01:11:51,583 --> 01:11:53,250 盖了一座窑 1274 01:11:55,875 --> 01:11:57,750 我们每天都烤蕃薯来吃 1275 01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:01,125 你看我 1276 01:12:03,541 --> 01:12:05,333 我不会再变胖了 1277 01:12:09,291 --> 01:12:10,541 你要答应我 1278 01:12:12,083 --> 01:12:15,750 你不要再为我这个不肖子流眼泪了 1279 01:12:15,833 --> 01:12:16,875 阿兴… 1280 01:12:17,083 --> 01:12:18,208 现在我儿子 1281 01:12:19,708 --> 01:12:22,000 从美国回来替我孝顺你 1282 01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:26,083 你要开开心心 1283 01:12:27,708 --> 01:12:31,041 我才能安心离开，妈 1284 01:12:41,916 --> 01:12:42,916 阿婆 1285 01:12:43,125 --> 01:12:44,083 妈 1286 01:12:45,291 --> 01:12:46,250 杰森 1287 01:12:46,458 --> 01:12:47,500 扶好阿婆 1288 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:51,333 你还好吗？ 1289 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:56,291 小陶罐，那个水 1290 01:12:57,166 --> 01:12:58,000 拿水 1291 01:13:03,291 --> 01:13:05,458 你的戏真的是演得太好了 1292 01:13:06,666 --> 01:13:08,833 你真的比你妈还天才 1293 01:13:09,791 --> 01:13:11,541 你天赋异禀 1294 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:12,958 好 1295 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,833 我们正在聊你的演技 1296 01:13:21,333 --> 01:13:22,875 你真是天才 1297 01:13:24,958 --> 01:13:26,541 我们为什么要搞这个附身啊？ 1298 01:13:26,625 --> 01:13:27,625 这样太残忍了 1299 01:13:28,416 --> 01:13:30,875 我本来只是想刺激一下阿婆 1300 01:13:30,958 --> 01:13:32,416 谁知道她那么虚弱 1301 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:33,333 妈 1302 01:13:33,875 --> 01:13:35,375 你不觉得你整个人变了吗？ 1303 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,083 你眼里只有钱 你为了钱这样不择手段 1304 01:13:38,166 --> 01:13:39,625 你不觉得你太夸张了吗？ 1305 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:41,041 -嘿 -怎样？ 1306 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:43,000 -什么怎样？ -欸，我… 1307 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:45,500 总之我搞定啦 1308 01:13:45,583 --> 01:13:46,666 你搞定什么？ 1309 01:13:48,458 --> 01:13:50,625 我跟华仔现在会先回去 1310 01:13:51,291 --> 01:13:52,583 我们不能继续留在这里 1311 01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:54,583 碍着庄家那两姐妹的眼 1312 01:13:54,666 --> 01:13:56,041 不然事情只会更难办 1313 01:13:56,791 --> 01:13:58,166 你留下来收尾 1314 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,416 只要等你陪那个阿婆搞定了董事会 1315 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,916 -再把钱带回来就… -等一下… 1316 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:07,875 我就说嘛 1317 01:14:08,875 --> 01:14:10,125 你们两个就是要把我卖给阿婆 1318 01:14:10,208 --> 01:14:11,041 你小声一点 1319 01:14:11,125 --> 01:14:12,208 我小声什么？ 1320 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:13,166 是我留在这里耶 1321 01:14:13,250 --> 01:14:14,166 留在这里跟坐牢有什么不一样？ 1322 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:15,083 废话那么多干嘛？ 1323 01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:17,166 这是对我们三个最好的选择 你懂吗？ 1324 01:14:17,250 --> 01:14:18,333 你凭什么帮我决定啊 1325 01:14:18,708 --> 01:14:19,833 你以为你是谁啊 1326 01:14:20,208 --> 01:14:21,583 你是我妈了不起吗？ 1327 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,375 嘿 1328 01:14:23,666 --> 01:14:26,125 注意你跟你妈说话的态度，好吗？ 1329 01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,083 她拿钱回去跟你逍遥 1330 01:14:28,166 --> 01:14:29,458 我要注意什么啦 1331 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:30,958 不对 1332 01:14:31,541 --> 01:14:32,666 她不是跟你逍遥 1333 01:14:33,125 --> 01:14:34,208 因为她根本不喜欢你 1334 01:14:34,291 --> 01:14:36,083 你从头到尾都不是她的菜 1335 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:37,375 你只是一个被她利用的笨蛋 1336 01:14:37,458 --> 01:14:39,250 然后这个笨蛋还以为你是她的家人 1337 01:14:39,333 --> 01:14:40,875 -去你的！ -你在说什么？ 1338 01:14:40,958 --> 01:14:43,791 -怎样？ -你想打架是不是？来啊 1339 01:14:43,875 --> 01:14:45,125 你们两个在吵什么！ 1340 01:14:46,500 --> 01:14:47,583 梦想不用钱是吗？ 1341 01:14:48,125 --> 01:14:50,083 你不是要开刺青店，怎么开？ 1342 01:14:50,750 --> 01:14:51,625 你呢？ 1343 01:14:51,708 --> 01:14:53,916 不是想开什么旧金山最大的华人超市 1344 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:55,291 怎么开啊，告诉我啊 1345 01:14:57,208 --> 01:14:58,666 我跟你说 1346 01:14:58,750 --> 01:15:00,916 没有拿到钱，谁也别想走 1347 01:15:18,125 --> 01:15:20,000 家人就是要吵架啊 1348 01:15:21,041 --> 01:15:22,458 不然像我跟我爸那样哦 1349 01:15:22,541 --> 01:15:24,166 在这里都不能讲话 1350 01:15:25,666 --> 01:15:26,708 在这里 1351 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:28,625 她爸是谁啊？ 1352 01:15:29,583 --> 01:15:30,500 坤叔 1353 01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,416 你爸是坤叔 1354 01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:36,125 -嗯 -看不出来哦 1355 01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:38,625 她跟她爸爸在庄家都不能说话 1356 01:15:39,083 --> 01:15:40,833 你在外面还不是只能叫你妈副总 1357 01:15:40,916 --> 01:15:43,291 叫副总至少比较轻松好不好 1358 01:15:44,000 --> 01:15:46,125 为什么这样子还要叫家人啊？ 1359 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:47,083 好奇怪 1360 01:15:47,666 --> 01:15:50,208 家人就很麻烦 1361 01:15:50,291 --> 01:15:53,291 你有架吵，至少比较温暖 1362 01:15:53,375 --> 01:15:54,625 你要珍惜啦 1363 01:16:00,708 --> 01:16:02,000 你拿那个做什么？ 1364 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,458 阿婆要生日了 1365 01:16:05,958 --> 01:16:07,541 我要做礼物送给她 1366 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:09,375 怎么样？ 1367 01:16:09,916 --> 01:16:11,041 你们有什么建议吗？ 1368 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:18,583 如果以家人作为主题 1369 01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:20,583 要怎么做？ 1370 01:16:22,000 --> 01:16:24,375 如果主题叫做爱 1371 01:16:25,041 --> 01:16:26,541 那你要怎么做？ 1372 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,666 承宗你不要这样，我会硬 1373 01:16:32,625 --> 01:16:33,708 拳头会硬 1374 01:16:35,416 --> 01:16:36,291 走开 1375 01:16:38,791 --> 01:16:39,708 谢谢 1376 01:16:44,291 --> 01:16:45,750 开心一点啦 1377 01:16:45,833 --> 01:16:47,250 不要再生气了 1378 01:17:08,708 --> 01:17:09,541 阿婆 1379 01:17:09,875 --> 01:17:10,750 进来 1380 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:22,958 你到底是谁？ 1381 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:26,000 我是杰森的妈妈 1382 01:17:28,000 --> 01:17:28,916 那边坐 1383 01:17:37,333 --> 01:17:38,583 我看得出来 1384 01:17:39,583 --> 01:17:41,375 杰森已经对你死心塌地了 1385 01:17:44,333 --> 01:17:46,333 我可以让他留下来 1386 01:17:46,833 --> 01:17:49,166 帮助你们处理二叔公的事情 1387 01:17:50,666 --> 01:17:52,291 这不就是你的目的吗？ 1388 01:17:53,250 --> 01:17:56,083 带我们回来也不是为了什么祭祖吧 1389 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:57,541 你又不姓庄 1390 01:17:58,833 --> 01:18:00,375 你到底想要图什么？ 1391 01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:02,125 也没什么 1392 01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,625 我要自由 1393 01:18:11,666 --> 01:18:13,250 我要让杰森自由 1394 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:24,583 啧 1395 01:18:24,666 --> 01:18:25,500 啧什么？ 1396 01:18:28,833 --> 01:18:29,750 你看 1397 01:18:30,708 --> 01:18:31,708 一颗星 1398 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:33,666 像吗？ 1399 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,041 好像… 1400 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:39,791 好像少了一点什么 1401 01:18:39,875 --> 01:18:42,375 现在比较像是一个叉叉耶 1402 01:18:49,416 --> 01:18:50,333 有比较好吗？ 1403 01:19:29,791 --> 01:19:30,625 小陶罐 1404 01:19:37,041 --> 01:19:39,250 你说他们走了，去哪？ 1405 01:19:40,625 --> 01:19:42,125 回美国了 1406 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:44,250 你妈跟华仔说要保密 1407 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:48,333 好 1408 01:19:59,833 --> 01:20:00,916 你要去哪里？ 1409 01:20:01,541 --> 01:20:02,458 我不知道 1410 01:20:02,833 --> 01:20:03,916 回美国吧 1411 01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:05,583 你有钱可以借我吗？ 1412 01:20:06,458 --> 01:20:07,625 你又要放弃哦 1413 01:20:07,708 --> 01:20:09,041 不要再念我了啦 1414 01:20:09,125 --> 01:20:10,083 你是我妈哦 1415 01:20:12,166 --> 01:20:13,166 阿婆 1416 01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:18,958 如果我是一只叉子 1417 01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:24,375 你就会是我的盘子 1418 01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:26,208 这种东西为什么卖出去？ 1419 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:30,166 你们两个都教不会啦 1420 01:20:30,916 --> 01:20:32,000 我快被气死了 1421 01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:33,333 -你们两个怎么都教不会 -妈 1422 01:20:33,416 --> 01:20:37,166 -都教不会… -妈你别这样，小心点 1423 01:20:37,250 --> 01:20:40,500 你们做生意跟二叔公有什么不一样？ 1424 01:20:40,583 --> 01:20:41,583 有什么不一样？ 1425 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:43,125 -你们告诉我啊… -你别这样 1426 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:47,083 妈 1427 01:20:47,166 --> 01:20:48,000 你先坐着 1428 01:20:48,750 --> 01:20:49,583 你先坐着 1429 01:20:50,166 --> 01:20:51,208 没事了 1430 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,583 喘气 1431 01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:57,666 要喘气 1432 01:20:59,208 --> 01:21:02,125 你不是说要带我去美国找阿兴？ 1433 01:21:03,291 --> 01:21:07,083 几点才会到？ 1434 01:21:10,333 --> 01:21:12,416 这个空中小姐很漂亮耶 1435 01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:14,041 真漂亮 1436 01:21:17,583 --> 01:21:18,666 阿婆 1437 01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:20,791 你先躺一下 1438 01:21:20,875 --> 01:21:23,416 我们还要八小时才到美国 1439 01:21:23,500 --> 01:21:25,083 你先休息好吗？ 1440 01:21:25,166 --> 01:21:26,000 阿兴 1441 01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:29,375 阿兴 1442 01:21:30,541 --> 01:21:32,000 阿兴… 1443 01:21:35,125 --> 01:21:36,208 我不能骗她 1444 01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:37,500 这不算骗 1445 01:21:38,625 --> 01:21:40,416 阿婆只记得你了啦 1446 01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,375 她是只记得阿兴 1447 01:21:47,083 --> 01:21:48,166 阿兴 1448 01:21:49,875 --> 01:21:50,791 哥 1449 01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:53,291 阿兴 1450 01:21:53,375 --> 01:21:54,833 妈在叫你 1451 01:21:54,916 --> 01:21:56,250 阿兴 1452 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:01,875 阿兴 1453 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:08,041 阿兴 1454 01:22:17,041 --> 01:22:18,875 阿兴 1455 01:22:21,041 --> 01:22:22,291 阿兴 1456 01:22:30,166 --> 01:22:31,166 妈 1457 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:33,708 我在这里啊 1458 01:22:33,791 --> 01:22:36,541 乖… 1459 01:22:36,625 --> 01:22:38,125 你不要再哭了 1460 01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:41,375 老太太，气急攻心 1461 01:22:42,166 --> 01:22:44,666 另一方面，可能没有按时服药 1462 01:22:45,125 --> 01:22:48,375 接下来可能会陷入昏睡 1463 01:22:48,458 --> 01:22:50,708 这方面你们要多加留意 1464 01:22:50,791 --> 01:22:52,416 -张医师谢谢你 -请留步 1465 01:22:53,375 --> 01:22:54,250 谢谢 1466 01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,500 你讲什么东西？ 1467 01:22:57,250 --> 01:22:58,333 听不清楚 1468 01:22:59,625 --> 01:23:01,333 没有大姑姑就不行啦 1469 01:23:02,458 --> 01:23:04,041 你阿姨是问你说 1470 01:23:05,375 --> 01:23:06,625 如果阿婆 1471 01:23:08,708 --> 01:23:11,458 如果阿婆要你接班，那你接吗？ 1472 01:23:18,291 --> 01:23:19,791 那你呢？金孙 1473 01:23:24,625 --> 01:23:26,750 美国人真狠啊 1474 01:23:28,125 --> 01:23:30,875 居然可以为了钱 连自己的儿子都不要 1475 01:23:32,375 --> 01:23:35,833 好啊，那就让二叔公当董事长好了 1476 01:23:37,958 --> 01:23:39,083 如果 1477 01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:45,208 如果二叔公选上了会怎么样？ 1478 01:23:46,166 --> 01:23:47,916 二叔公总说 1479 01:23:48,000 --> 01:23:51,333 “锅碗瓢盆，全都丢掉” 1480 01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:53,250 就是 1481 01:23:53,333 --> 01:23:55,250 锅碗瓢盆，没有未来 1482 01:23:56,833 --> 01:24:00,166 他一直想把公司卖掉，换现金 1483 01:24:28,250 --> 01:24:29,500 阿婆 1484 01:24:33,083 --> 01:24:35,000 其实我们是骗你的 1485 01:24:37,833 --> 01:24:39,375 孙子是假的 1486 01:24:40,416 --> 01:24:42,125 “有时月光”也是假的 1487 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:44,250 阿婆 1488 01:24:45,333 --> 01:24:46,500 对不起 1489 01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:55,666 阿兴… 1490 01:26:07,416 --> 01:26:09,333 我看到一个公司法 1491 01:26:09,416 --> 01:26:10,541 如果我们 1492 01:26:10,625 --> 01:26:12,833 -把时间提出异议的话 -不是，我上次已经跟你说过 1493 01:26:12,916 --> 01:26:14,666 这是董事会的参加人数 1494 01:26:14,750 --> 01:26:16,125 你去帮我搜寻一下 1495 01:26:16,208 --> 01:26:17,833 如果我们可以拖延这个时间的话 1496 01:26:17,916 --> 01:26:19,541 -我们搞不好就可以把… -嘿 1497 01:26:21,333 --> 01:26:23,000 其实好像没有那么难 1498 01:26:25,333 --> 01:26:26,666 有七个董事，对吧？ 1499 01:26:26,875 --> 01:26:28,625 我们这里有阿婆 1500 01:26:28,708 --> 01:26:30,208 还有安慈姑姑 1501 01:26:30,291 --> 01:26:31,333 和承宗 1502 01:26:31,416 --> 01:26:32,250 对吧？ 1503 01:26:32,958 --> 01:26:34,958 三叔公跟二叔公一定一起 1504 01:26:35,041 --> 01:26:35,958 我们只要想办法 1505 01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,000 把另外两个人拉过来就好啦 1506 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:47,041 你现在这样帮我们是为了钱吗？ 1507 01:26:48,458 --> 01:26:51,083 妈，你为什么什么都要扯到钱啊 1508 01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:54,666 安慈姑姑 1509 01:26:57,333 --> 01:26:59,916 我知道如果我要说服你的话 一定很简单 1510 01:27:01,291 --> 01:27:02,791 但是我想要把这个力气 1511 01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:05,333 花在说服他们两个身上 1512 01:27:06,666 --> 01:27:07,583 好吗？ 1513 01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:09,666 好 1514 01:27:11,833 --> 01:27:13,458 你们就去试试看吧 1515 01:27:14,458 --> 01:27:15,416 谢谢妈妈 1516 01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:19,166 走 1517 01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:20,458 那我们去咯 1518 01:27:20,833 --> 01:27:22,250 -走 -我去找电话 1519 01:27:26,541 --> 01:27:28,083 你去负责找林董 1520 01:27:28,166 --> 01:27:29,458 那你去找吴董的资料 1521 01:27:29,541 --> 01:27:31,083 -好 -这是林董的照片 1522 01:27:31,416 --> 01:27:32,416 -你记得找… -好 1523 01:27:32,500 --> 01:27:34,625 我记得住在满远的，那我再开车过去 1524 01:27:35,208 --> 01:27:37,166 找他的电话，地址再给我 1525 01:27:37,333 --> 01:27:39,083 然后我们去看他的太阳能厂 1526 01:27:39,166 --> 01:27:41,166 -还有另一个我们看要怎么用 -嗯 1527 01:27:44,708 --> 01:27:47,666 选举成功的秘诀 1528 01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:53,041 就是把敌人变朋友 1529 01:27:53,500 --> 01:27:54,958 不用讲了，再讲那么多也没有用啦 1530 01:27:55,041 --> 01:27:57,416 -林董，你先看一下这个东西 -等一下，林董 1531 01:27:57,750 --> 01:27:59,083 -真的，我们其实… -等一下… 1532 01:27:59,166 --> 01:28:00,791 让我们讲一下，林董拜托 1533 01:28:02,291 --> 01:28:05,083 失智症的其中一个症状是认知困难 1534 01:28:05,166 --> 01:28:06,875 阿婆其实都还记得我们的名字 1535 01:28:06,958 --> 01:28:08,875 事情没有这么糟的，拜托 1536 01:28:08,958 --> 01:28:10,250 -他在看了 -再参考一下 1537 01:28:12,333 --> 01:28:13,250 阿婆 1538 01:28:14,125 --> 01:28:16,041 你要赶快好起来 1539 01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:19,291 吴董，不好意思打扰了 1540 01:28:19,375 --> 01:28:21,041 我们来跟你报告董事会的状况 1541 01:28:21,125 --> 01:28:23,875 吴董，谢谢你支持阿婆这么多年 1542 01:28:24,583 --> 01:28:26,375 我们这次一定不能没有你 1543 01:28:26,458 --> 01:28:30,541 -成功了… -成功了… 1544 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:37,583 这么厉害 1545 01:28:38,458 --> 01:28:39,708 收钱了 1546 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:42,458 -输了 -怎么这么厉害？ 1547 01:28:42,541 --> 01:28:44,958 -哎呦 -输这小的有什么关系 1548 01:28:45,041 --> 01:28:46,291 明天我们赢大的 1549 01:28:47,166 --> 01:28:48,833 对，跟明天董事会比起来 1550 01:28:48,916 --> 01:28:49,791 这算什么？ 1551 01:28:49,875 --> 01:28:51,416 来，再来… 1552 01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:55,166 今天对阿婆来说非常重要 1553 01:28:55,250 --> 01:28:56,250 再麻烦大家了 1554 01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:57,666 为了阿婆 1555 01:28:57,750 --> 01:28:58,625 请大家配合 1556 01:28:58,750 --> 01:28:59,791 开工 1557 01:28:59,875 --> 01:29:00,916 -顺利 -顺利 1558 01:29:02,708 --> 01:29:04,500 尽量拖延二叔公跟三叔公 1559 01:29:04,583 --> 01:29:06,166 只要其他董事比他们早到 1560 01:29:06,250 --> 01:29:07,916 阿婆就一定能够当选 1561 01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:08,875 对表 1562 01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,875 三、二、一 1563 01:30:05,916 --> 01:30:06,833 庄先生 1564 01:30:08,666 --> 01:30:09,583 二叔公 1565 01:30:09,916 --> 01:30:11,708 林桑，有一阵子没有看到了 1566 01:30:11,791 --> 01:30:13,083 对啊，最近好吗？ 1567 01:30:13,166 --> 01:30:14,083 好啊… 1568 01:30:15,916 --> 01:30:16,958 你来了 1569 01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:18,791 你也来了哦 1570 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:21,791 去吧 1571 01:30:26,250 --> 01:30:27,500 二叔公，新的点心 1572 01:30:27,791 --> 01:30:29,166 擂茶意大利面 1573 01:30:31,833 --> 01:30:32,875 我没有吃过耶 1574 01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:34,791 擂茶可以这样子弄哦 1575 01:30:36,291 --> 01:30:37,791 还有桔酱牛排哦 1576 01:30:37,875 --> 01:30:39,083 二叔公尝尝看 1577 01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:41,166 -牛排好吃吗？ -好吃吗？ 1578 01:30:42,750 --> 01:30:44,458 -好吃 -很特别 1579 01:30:47,208 --> 01:30:48,125 林董 1580 01:30:49,416 --> 01:30:50,333 林董，这里请 1581 01:30:50,416 --> 01:30:51,333 你们吃… 1582 01:30:51,416 --> 01:30:52,333 二叔公 1583 01:30:56,750 --> 01:30:58,541 -给我… -这边… 1584 01:31:00,458 --> 01:31:01,375 吴董、林董 1585 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:03,916 这边请 1586 01:31:27,833 --> 01:31:28,916 大厅整修中 1587 01:31:29,208 --> 01:31:31,000 这一段到宴会厅的路 1588 01:31:31,083 --> 01:31:32,541 必须脱鞋轻轻走 1589 01:31:33,083 --> 01:31:34,708 谢谢二叔公的谅解 1590 01:31:34,791 --> 01:31:37,041 脱鞋啊 1591 01:31:50,208 --> 01:31:51,416 二叔公 1592 01:31:52,083 --> 01:31:53,833 一起走吧 1593 01:33:10,166 --> 01:33:12,083 好啊，二叔公 1594 01:33:15,375 --> 01:33:16,666 庄承宗，你… 1595 01:33:17,166 --> 01:33:18,208 二叔公 1596 01:33:18,750 --> 01:33:20,250 你怎么喘成这样？ 1597 01:33:20,833 --> 01:33:22,125 那边坐一下 1598 01:33:22,791 --> 01:33:23,916 要不要先喝茶？ 1599 01:33:24,000 --> 01:33:24,833 好 1600 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,458 -阿婆呢？ -阿婆还没来 1601 01:33:28,541 --> 01:33:29,625 阿婆没来吗？ 1602 01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:31,791 你们不能拖久一点吗？ 1603 01:33:34,083 --> 01:33:35,291 -你差点… -喂 1604 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:38,125 你怎么会在这里？ 1605 01:33:40,708 --> 01:33:41,583 我？ 1606 01:33:42,541 --> 01:33:43,375 好 1607 01:33:43,958 --> 01:33:46,083 我在这里旁听 1608 01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:49,208 庄承宗董事有事先申请 1609 01:33:49,541 --> 01:33:50,916 他可以列席旁听 1610 01:33:55,333 --> 01:33:56,333 好啊 1611 01:33:56,791 --> 01:34:00,833 安慈、吴董、承宗、林董，还有我 1612 01:34:00,916 --> 01:34:01,750 五个人 1613 01:34:01,833 --> 01:34:03,541 已经有五位董事到了 1614 01:34:03,625 --> 01:34:04,750 可以开会了吧 1615 01:34:05,250 --> 01:34:06,250 -开会… -好 1616 01:34:06,333 --> 01:34:07,166 庄承宗 1617 01:34:10,666 --> 01:34:11,500 过来 1618 01:34:12,125 --> 01:34:13,250 你的位置在这里 1619 01:34:13,333 --> 01:34:14,333 那阿婆… 1620 01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:16,083 没事啦 1621 01:34:16,166 --> 01:34:17,291 三叔公也没来 1622 01:34:17,375 --> 01:34:18,958 稳赢的，没关系 1623 01:34:19,041 --> 01:34:19,916 开始吧 1624 01:34:26,916 --> 01:34:29,416 陶林国际股份有限公司 1625 01:34:29,500 --> 01:34:32,041 第111次董事会 1626 01:34:32,125 --> 01:34:34,666 出席人数已达法定数额… 1627 01:34:34,750 --> 01:34:37,791 我要提案，提案改选董事长 1628 01:34:39,166 --> 01:34:40,041 我同意 1629 01:34:40,666 --> 01:34:42,125 董事长我提名 1630 01:34:42,208 --> 01:34:43,333 庄承宗 1631 01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:45,916 妈 1632 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:47,291 我也同意 1633 01:34:47,625 --> 01:34:49,958 我们这样就有两票了哦，两票 1634 01:34:50,041 --> 01:34:51,125 还差一票而已哦 1635 01:34:54,250 --> 01:34:55,083 庄承宗 1636 01:34:55,333 --> 01:34:57,416 你投给你自己你就当选了 1637 01:34:57,875 --> 01:34:59,333 这样我们家就有救了 1638 01:34:59,916 --> 01:35:01,708 来，二叔公有答应我 1639 01:35:01,916 --> 01:35:04,250 之后他一定会支持你，他会帮你 1640 01:35:13,583 --> 01:35:15,291 你这样我要怎么投啦 1641 01:35:15,541 --> 01:35:16,500 你在干嘛啊？ 1642 01:35:17,666 --> 01:35:20,208 你不知道承宗 为了这次做多少努力吗？ 1643 01:35:20,500 --> 01:35:22,208 你不要讲话了好不好？ 1644 01:35:24,291 --> 01:35:25,875 阿婆知道自己生病 1645 01:35:27,125 --> 01:35:29,333 她找了诈骗集团来骗我们 1646 01:35:31,208 --> 01:35:32,041 你看 1647 01:35:32,333 --> 01:35:34,375 这个证据就是你妈给的 1648 01:35:35,041 --> 01:35:38,833 从美国开始就利用阿兴 来敲诈我们庄家 1649 01:35:40,208 --> 01:35:42,750 还在那边搞附身，装神弄鬼 1650 01:35:44,625 --> 01:35:46,541 这是国际诈骗耶 1651 01:35:49,625 --> 01:35:50,875 林董你看看 1652 01:35:51,791 --> 01:35:53,250 你要不要也看一看啊？ 1653 01:35:54,083 --> 01:35:55,333 -看到没有？ -吴董也看一下 1654 01:35:56,250 --> 01:35:57,333 诈欺 1655 01:35:57,916 --> 01:35:58,958 偷窃 1656 01:35:59,500 --> 01:36:00,750 他不是这种人 1657 01:36:01,041 --> 01:36:02,791 他们不是这种人吗？ 1658 01:36:03,833 --> 01:36:05,333 从头到尾他们都在骗 1659 01:36:05,416 --> 01:36:06,791 你还看不清楚吗？ 1660 01:36:08,333 --> 01:36:09,166 不… 1661 01:36:10,041 --> 01:36:11,500 不要相信二叔公啦 1662 01:36:13,750 --> 01:36:15,250 他不是好人啊 1663 01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,333 阿姨 1664 01:36:16,583 --> 01:36:17,500 庄安幼 1665 01:36:19,416 --> 01:36:20,250 阿姐 1666 01:36:21,333 --> 01:36:24,208 我这次，不能站在你这边 1667 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:39,708 老娘跟你拼了 1668 01:36:49,416 --> 01:36:50,541 你们跑哪里去了？ 1669 01:36:50,625 --> 01:36:51,750 就差你一票 1670 01:36:51,833 --> 01:36:52,666 来… 1671 01:36:54,041 --> 01:36:56,041 三叔公还真可怜 1672 01:36:56,583 --> 01:36:58,125 从小被哥哥管 1673 01:36:58,208 --> 01:36:59,541 自己都不能有意见啊 1674 01:37:00,833 --> 01:37:01,666 对 1675 01:37:02,125 --> 01:37:03,375 我现在啊 1676 01:37:03,625 --> 01:37:04,666 自己要有意见 1677 01:37:05,833 --> 01:37:07,000 我投给王芸 1678 01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:08,625 三叔公 1679 01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,500 不是投给我 1680 01:37:11,041 --> 01:37:12,958 你看，骗子就是骗子 1681 01:37:13,041 --> 01:37:14,041 满口谎言 1682 01:37:14,833 --> 01:37:17,375 我拿那么多钱跟你买犯罪资料 1683 01:37:17,958 --> 01:37:20,541 二叔公啊，那么一点钱就心痛啦 1684 01:37:21,000 --> 01:37:22,541 接下来你要晕了 1685 01:37:23,583 --> 01:37:24,583 华仔 1686 01:37:34,666 --> 01:37:37,041 -阿婆 -阿婆 1687 01:38:24,208 --> 01:38:27,500 董事长，我提名 1688 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,875 庄安慈 1689 01:38:41,666 --> 01:38:42,916 庄安慈一票 1690 01:38:45,208 --> 01:38:46,458 庄安慈两票 1691 01:38:47,041 --> 01:38:48,291 庄安慈三票 1692 01:38:49,541 --> 01:38:50,750 庄安慈四票 1693 01:38:50,833 --> 01:38:52,083 庄安慈五票 1694 01:38:52,708 --> 01:38:54,708 恭喜庄安慈高票当选 1695 01:39:15,583 --> 01:39:16,416 妈 1696 01:39:21,833 --> 01:39:23,208 对不起 1697 01:39:24,875 --> 01:39:26,916 对不起 1698 01:39:44,333 --> 01:39:46,750 谢谢你 1699 01:39:54,791 --> 01:39:56,875 要是以后轮到我们当家 1700 01:39:58,541 --> 01:39:59,541 安慈 1701 01:39:59,625 --> 01:40:01,583 你最凶，你当董事长 1702 01:40:02,208 --> 01:40:03,041 我？ 1703 01:40:03,125 --> 01:40:04,208 安幼 1704 01:40:04,291 --> 01:40:05,375 你最小气 1705 01:40:06,166 --> 01:40:07,583 你来算钱 1706 01:40:07,666 --> 01:40:08,875 好 1707 01:40:08,958 --> 01:40:10,541 我喜欢做陶 1708 01:40:10,625 --> 01:40:12,875 艺术总监，当然由我来当 1709 01:40:14,333 --> 01:40:15,333 来 1710 01:40:17,250 --> 01:40:18,625 庄家三兄妹 1711 01:40:18,708 --> 01:40:20,291 -好棒 -好棒 1712 01:40:28,125 --> 01:40:31,958 这两年大家很辛苦 1713 01:40:33,750 --> 01:40:36,625 我身体也越来越虚弱 1714 01:40:38,708 --> 01:40:39,958 过去的我 1715 01:40:41,208 --> 01:40:43,833 一天工作16个小时 1716 01:40:45,000 --> 01:40:46,500 不过现在 1717 01:40:48,208 --> 01:40:51,000 一天清醒不到6小时 1718 01:40:51,500 --> 01:40:53,375 因为我生病 1719 01:40:53,458 --> 01:40:55,708 让我看清楚很多事 1720 01:40:56,875 --> 01:40:59,791 也让我了解到身边的人 1721 01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,750 不管是有血缘 1722 01:41:03,666 --> 01:41:05,458 还是没有血缘 1723 01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:10,250 大家都这么疼惜我，这么爱护我 1724 01:41:11,666 --> 01:41:13,166 20年前 1725 01:41:14,833 --> 01:41:18,500 我接手陶林这个工作 1726 01:41:18,583 --> 01:41:23,250 拼到现在，我才学会要放手 1727 01:41:23,333 --> 01:41:24,666 放手 1728 01:41:25,333 --> 01:41:28,791 -今天我得到一个最好的生日礼物 -干嘛害羞？ 1729 01:41:29,625 --> 01:41:31,291 从这一刻开始 1730 01:41:32,500 --> 01:41:34,333 要为各位介绍 1731 01:41:37,166 --> 01:41:41,083 陶林新任董事长跟财务长 1732 01:41:42,916 --> 01:41:44,333 庄安慈 1733 01:41:46,625 --> 01:41:48,166 庄安幼 1734 01:41:49,625 --> 01:41:51,333 多谢各位 1735 01:42:08,625 --> 01:42:10,083 我要让杰森自由 1736 01:42:11,291 --> 01:42:12,500 让安慈接班 1737 01:42:14,416 --> 01:42:16,333 这样她才不会为难杰森 1738 01:42:17,416 --> 01:42:18,416 阿婆 1739 01:42:19,125 --> 01:42:21,750 你心里很清楚，安慈最适合 1740 01:42:21,833 --> 01:42:22,666 不是吗？ 1741 01:42:23,916 --> 01:42:26,208 我真是不知道你在想什么 1742 01:42:26,833 --> 01:42:28,041 我一直到 1743 01:42:29,083 --> 01:42:32,166 看到杰森的验血报告之后 1744 01:42:34,708 --> 01:42:36,083 我才了解 1745 01:42:38,208 --> 01:42:39,875 原来做母亲 1746 01:42:39,958 --> 01:42:42,000 是这么的不简单 1747 01:42:49,583 --> 01:42:51,125 哪一罐好呢？ 1748 01:43:02,291 --> 01:43:04,333 她是不是从这边走的？ 1749 01:43:04,416 --> 01:43:06,916 我怎么知道 1750 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,041 帮我一下好不好？ 1751 01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:10,791 喂，老板 1752 01:43:10,875 --> 01:43:12,791 有没有看到一个女人跑进来？ 1753 01:43:12,875 --> 01:43:13,750 有啊… 1754 01:43:13,833 --> 01:43:16,375 刚刚那女人想进来 1755 01:43:16,458 --> 01:43:17,458 之后又走了 1756 01:43:17,541 --> 01:43:18,500 你讲清楚一点 1757 01:43:18,583 --> 01:43:20,458 -你顾一下 -你不要乱说啊 1758 01:43:20,541 --> 01:43:22,333 跑到另一条街了 1759 01:43:22,416 --> 01:43:23,458 华盛顿街咯 1760 01:43:23,541 --> 01:43:24,458 那边吗？ 1761 01:43:24,541 --> 01:43:26,166 -你看一下咯 -选哪一罐好？ 1762 01:43:27,125 --> 01:43:28,500 都可以 1763 01:43:29,208 --> 01:43:30,625 来，抱抱… 1764 01:43:30,708 --> 01:43:31,958 没事… 1765 01:43:37,500 --> 01:43:38,416 谢谢咯 1766 01:43:42,250 --> 01:43:43,750 他这个年纪啊 1767 01:43:43,833 --> 01:43:45,083 喝这个刚好 1768 01:43:46,916 --> 01:43:47,750 谢谢 1769 01:43:48,916 --> 01:43:49,916 没事… 1770 01:43:50,416 --> 01:43:51,375 没事哦 1771 01:43:53,791 --> 01:43:54,916 他叫什么名字啊？ 1772 01:43:57,375 --> 01:43:58,208 杰森 1773 01:44:00,416 --> 01:44:01,750 谢咯，杰森 1774 01:44:10,208 --> 01:44:11,875 杰森的妈妈呢？ 1775 01:44:28,458 --> 01:44:29,291 妈 1776 01:44:32,458 --> 01:44:33,333 你要去哪？ 1777 01:44:35,333 --> 01:44:37,833 这次演那么久，都没跟我讲 1778 01:44:37,916 --> 01:44:38,916 算你狠 1779 01:44:42,000 --> 01:44:43,291 欸，大律师 1780 01:44:44,791 --> 01:44:45,791 支票 1781 01:44:50,416 --> 01:44:51,791 谢谢 1782 01:44:53,041 --> 01:44:54,708 就在等这一刻了 1783 01:44:55,250 --> 01:44:56,833 听说 1784 01:44:56,916 --> 01:44:58,958 你为了证明这小子的身份 1785 01:44:59,041 --> 01:45:00,541 还飞了一趟旧金山啊 1786 01:45:02,541 --> 01:45:03,625 我赌你 1787 01:45:04,125 --> 01:45:06,125 一定有拿出生证明 1788 01:45:08,833 --> 01:45:10,500 -出生证明 -嗯哼 1789 01:45:12,666 --> 01:45:13,583 看看啊 1790 01:45:17,416 --> 01:45:18,625 酷 1791 01:45:24,458 --> 01:45:26,208 赵敏蒂是你的亲生母亲 1792 01:45:26,916 --> 01:45:28,416 她在你刚出生没多久 1793 01:45:28,500 --> 01:45:29,666 就抛弃你跟你爸 1794 01:45:31,750 --> 01:45:32,875 搞什么？ 1795 01:45:33,916 --> 01:45:35,083 在讲什么？ 1796 01:45:35,375 --> 01:45:36,666 这是我妈，好吗？ 1797 01:45:36,750 --> 01:45:37,833 她没有抛弃我 1798 01:45:40,375 --> 01:45:41,666 惊喜 1799 01:45:43,458 --> 01:45:44,708 我不是你妈 1800 01:45:44,791 --> 01:45:46,250 你也不是我儿子 1801 01:45:47,958 --> 01:45:50,458 20几年够了，真的 1802 01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:52,291 我现在拿一点我该拿的 1803 01:45:52,375 --> 01:45:53,208 你呢 1804 01:45:53,583 --> 01:45:56,958 就回去你的甜蜜的家 1805 01:45:58,375 --> 01:45:59,375 双赢 1806 01:46:03,583 --> 01:46:04,458 妈 1807 01:46:04,791 --> 01:46:06,291 全部人都在，你在干嘛？ 1808 01:46:06,375 --> 01:46:07,458 不要再骗了啦 1809 01:46:08,291 --> 01:46:09,166 对 1810 01:46:09,750 --> 01:46:11,166 不要再骗了 1811 01:46:11,791 --> 01:46:13,916 我他妈早就不想骗了 1812 01:46:14,458 --> 01:46:15,916 我骗太久了 1813 01:46:17,875 --> 01:46:20,041 你以为我喜欢过这种 每天骗人的日子啊 1814 01:46:21,291 --> 01:46:22,416 都是因为你 1815 01:46:22,916 --> 01:46:25,208 我在唐人街一直 找不到一个像样的工作 1816 01:46:25,291 --> 01:46:26,541 也认识不了男人 1817 01:46:27,250 --> 01:46:28,875 要不是你这小子有点天分 1818 01:46:28,958 --> 01:46:30,500 能够帮我骗骗人，赚赚钱 1819 01:46:30,583 --> 01:46:32,250 你以为我想养你啊 1820 01:46:35,791 --> 01:46:38,208 我也有我的新生活了 1821 01:46:41,916 --> 01:46:43,708 你闪远一点吧 1822 01:46:51,500 --> 01:46:54,583 -华仔，这… -是这样 1823 01:46:55,083 --> 01:46:56,416 我都是听你妈的 1824 01:46:58,875 --> 01:47:00,000 你看看你 1825 01:47:01,125 --> 01:47:03,833 又自私又笨的 1826 01:47:04,916 --> 01:47:07,000 你觉得我会想要白白养你20年啊 1827 01:47:07,083 --> 01:47:09,166 怎么可能？我没有这么伟大啦 1828 01:47:10,333 --> 01:47:11,208 动动脑 1829 01:47:11,666 --> 01:47:13,541 动动你的脑袋 1830 01:47:13,625 --> 01:47:14,791 傻了 1831 01:47:17,833 --> 01:47:18,666 好 1832 01:47:20,541 --> 01:47:22,166 所以你的意思是 1833 01:47:23,791 --> 01:47:25,458 你不是我妈 1834 01:47:26,375 --> 01:47:28,041 我不是你的儿子 1835 01:47:31,083 --> 01:47:32,375 她是真的阿婆 1836 01:47:33,375 --> 01:47:35,166 我听不懂你们在讲什么 1837 01:47:35,250 --> 01:47:36,500 我们是家人 1838 01:47:36,583 --> 01:47:37,958 你才是我们的家人 1839 01:47:39,458 --> 01:47:40,958 我们是最佳拍档，对吧？ 1840 01:47:41,708 --> 01:47:44,000 我们回旧金山… 1841 01:47:47,583 --> 01:47:48,875 不要再叫我妈了 1842 01:47:50,125 --> 01:47:52,666 我没有要当你妈妈，听懂没？ 1843 01:47:54,291 --> 01:47:57,166 我希望我永远都不要再看到你 1844 01:47:57,250 --> 01:47:58,250 懂吗？ 1845 01:47:58,750 --> 01:47:59,583 好 1846 01:48:00,333 --> 01:48:01,291 好 1847 01:48:03,958 --> 01:48:05,750 你以为我想当你儿子啊 1848 01:48:06,875 --> 01:48:08,250 当你儿子很苦 1849 01:48:08,333 --> 01:48:09,583 永远都在吃苦 1850 01:48:09,666 --> 01:48:11,208 我一点都不想当你儿子 1851 01:48:12,208 --> 01:48:13,333 你这个烂妈妈 1852 01:49:04,500 --> 01:49:05,666 华仔，怎么样？ 1853 01:49:44,625 --> 01:49:45,833 要这样子 1854 01:49:45,916 --> 01:49:46,833 好，这样子 1855 01:49:46,916 --> 01:49:48,125 好，给它一个轮胎 1856 01:49:48,208 --> 01:49:49,875 你再帮它画一个轮胎 1857 01:50:00,875 --> 01:50:01,750 好 1858 01:50:02,791 --> 01:50:03,791 是 1859 01:50:03,875 --> 01:50:06,125 厉害，教一次就会 1860 01:50:17,875 --> 01:50:18,875 阿婆 1861 01:50:21,125 --> 01:50:22,625 生日快乐 1862 01:50:43,458 --> 01:50:47,250 你为什么会画这个星星？ 1863 01:50:50,333 --> 01:50:52,166 这是我妈从小教我的 1864 01:50:57,708 --> 01:50:59,458 在美国的家里面 1865 01:50:59,541 --> 01:51:01,791 墙上、书上 1866 01:51:01,875 --> 01:51:03,541 到处都是这个星星 1867 01:51:04,208 --> 01:51:06,750 妈妈，我们来画星星 1868 01:51:06,833 --> 01:51:08,666 我们来画星星，好啊 1869 01:51:10,791 --> 01:51:12,708 画在这里 1870 01:51:15,750 --> 01:51:18,208 这颗星星是你，这是你的 1871 01:51:18,750 --> 01:51:20,000 这是我的 1872 01:51:20,375 --> 01:51:24,291 也许我也该给华仔一个星星 1873 01:51:25,708 --> 01:51:29,208 我妈要我记得这个星星 1874 01:51:30,791 --> 01:51:31,666 你看 1875 01:51:34,833 --> 01:51:37,083 这个是你爸爸烧的 1876 01:51:38,208 --> 01:51:39,583 叫做 1877 01:51:39,666 --> 01:51:41,458 《有时星光》 1878 01:51:42,958 --> 01:51:44,458 这个 1879 01:51:44,541 --> 01:51:46,958 《有时月光》 1880 01:51:47,041 --> 01:51:48,583 这是一对，你知道吗？ 1881 01:51:52,500 --> 01:51:56,625 你要知道你妈妈 是多么疼你、多么爱你 1882 01:51:57,541 --> 01:51:59,458 虽然说你爸爸不在了 1883 01:52:00,625 --> 01:52:04,583 她也希望他能陪你长大，你知道吗？ 1884 01:52:45,500 --> 01:52:46,333 谢谢 1885 01:52:48,750 --> 01:52:50,250 -你要吗？ -好 1886 01:52:51,166 --> 01:52:53,791 厉害哦，骗到我了 1887 01:52:55,208 --> 01:52:56,958 我把这个叫做“洗牌” 1888 01:53:07,291 --> 01:53:08,750 你现在这个样子 1889 01:53:08,833 --> 01:53:10,291 你信不信 1890 01:53:10,375 --> 01:53:13,416 杰森看了一定会说你很废 1891 01:53:19,458 --> 01:53:21,208 信不信你再啰嗦 1892 01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:24,833 我就剃光你的头发 1893 01:54:06,583 --> 01:54:07,458 妈 1894 01:54:20,708 --> 01:54:21,625 我回来了 1895 01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:36,791 旧金山国际陶瓷大展首奖 1896 01:54:36,875 --> 01:54:38,166 获奖的是 1897 01:54:38,250 --> 01:54:39,291 快点，不要再讲了 1898 01:54:39,375 --> 01:54:40,416 快点，要颁奖了 1899 01:54:40,500 --> 01:54:41,333 颁奖了 1900 01:54:41,416 --> 01:54:42,250 颁奖了 1901 01:54:42,333 --> 01:54:45,083 妈，快点… 1902 01:54:46,041 --> 01:54:46,875 -快点… -有了吗？ 1903 01:54:46,958 --> 01:54:47,791 来了… 1904 01:54:47,875 --> 01:54:49,375 来自台湾的陶林 1905 01:54:55,541 --> 01:54:57,833 由董事长庄安慈领军… 1906 01:54:57,916 --> 01:54:58,750 是我们吗？ 1907 01:54:58,833 --> 01:54:59,958 陶林吗？是我们吗？ 1908 01:55:00,041 --> 01:55:00,875 是我们 1909 01:55:00,958 --> 01:55:02,083 我没想到我们会是第一名 1910 01:55:02,166 --> 01:55:03,625 因为我原本想说也许是第三名 1911 01:55:03,708 --> 01:55:05,583 或是第二名，可是不可能是第一名 1912 01:55:05,666 --> 01:55:07,333 这真的是第一名的奖杯吗？ 1913 01:55:07,416 --> 01:55:08,416 是我们 1914 01:55:08,791 --> 01:55:11,291 首先我想要谢谢我的妈妈 1915 01:55:11,375 --> 01:55:12,416 还有我的姐姐 1916 01:55:12,500 --> 01:55:14,625 还有那个师傅，制陶的师傅 1917 01:55:14,708 --> 01:55:16,083 然后还有承宗 1918 01:55:16,166 --> 01:55:17,750 你妈妈真的很辛苦 1919 01:55:17,833 --> 01:55:19,416 然后还有那个华仔 1920 01:55:19,500 --> 01:55:20,416 还有王芸 1921 01:55:20,500 --> 01:55:22,125 还有那个，我自己 1922 01:55:22,208 --> 01:55:23,458 因为我也很努力 1923 01:55:24,250 --> 01:55:25,250 恭喜阿婆 1924 01:55:25,333 --> 01:55:26,416 恭喜 1925 01:55:26,500 --> 01:55:27,875 妈，恭喜 1926 01:55:29,250 --> 01:55:31,833 恭喜，大家恭喜 1927 01:55:32,666 --> 01:55:33,916 人都到齐了吧 1928 01:55:34,333 --> 01:55:35,166 上菜咯 1929 01:55:35,250 --> 01:55:36,666 -好，吃饭 -吃饭… 1930 01:55:40,875 --> 01:55:42,500 你不用忙 1931 01:55:42,583 --> 01:55:44,291 这是我的地盘，我来… 1932 01:55:44,875 --> 01:55:46,125 您别忙，我来就好了 1933 01:55:46,208 --> 01:55:47,208 这我来就好了 1934 01:55:48,041 --> 01:55:49,833 别您啊您的，我们两个年纪差不多 1935 01:55:49,916 --> 01:55:51,583 你不要在那边用敬语啊 1936 01:55:51,666 --> 01:55:53,291 华叔，您老人家别生气 1937 01:55:53,375 --> 01:55:54,375 来，你坐 1938 01:55:55,375 --> 01:55:56,291 什么叫华叔啊 1939 01:55:56,375 --> 01:55:57,708 你输，我还不输呢 1940 01:55:59,000 --> 01:56:00,458 那你拿吧 1941 01:56:01,125 --> 01:56:02,041 你叫我拿 1942 01:56:02,125 --> 01:56:03,333 我还不想拿呢 1943 01:56:03,416 --> 01:56:05,125 你不是爱拿吗？那你拿嘛 1944 01:56:05,208 --> 01:56:07,333 好了，两个老人家 1945 01:56:07,416 --> 01:56:09,208 过年不可以吵架 1946 01:56:12,875 --> 01:56:14,500 先不要那么早决定 1947 01:56:14,583 --> 01:56:16,625 给他们两个吊胃口 1948 01:56:16,708 --> 01:56:17,625 阿婆 1949 01:56:17,708 --> 01:56:18,958 大家团圆就好了 1950 01:56:19,041 --> 01:56:21,625 对啦，团圆就好… 1951 01:56:21,708 --> 01:56:23,041 -阿婆 -啊？ 1952 01:56:23,125 --> 01:56:24,791 你是真的失智，还是装的啊？ 1953 01:57:36,333 --> 01:57:37,166 祝大家 1954 01:57:37,250 --> 01:57:41,125 -新年快乐… -新年快乐… 1955 01:57:41,208 --> 01:57:45,291 -新年快乐… -新年快乐…