Welcome to the MILF mud pit.
[all scream]
[Anthony] I've seen mud wrestling on TV.
[all exclaiming]
Definitely a lot better live.
[Joey] Let's go, Kelly!
That's very hot.
I heard you from St. Louis.
I'm from that same cut.
It's not like every day you meet somebody from the same hood.
I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
Have you ever been told you're a good kisser?
You wanna find out?
[Christina] Sam tonight, he killed it.
[Joey] Now that I know me and Christina are done,
I'm gonna be experimenting
every single, you know, crook and corner.
[Anthony] I want you to feel what it's like
to sleep together and feel comfortable.
Okay.
[Anthony] Let's see where it goes.
[Lannette moaning]
[kissing]
[Jacob] I'm buzzing, to be honest.
As first dates go, that was so good.
-Obviously, our date went super well. -Mmm-hmm.
I do think you are an amazing, beautiful woman.
You don't mind me asking, "Chris still got a chance?"
Yes, you do.
[Jacob] Barby and Chris,
they're building a connection.
It's difficult to see.
I'm not happy and my gut reaction is to...
is to leave.
♪ So when I go
♪ I know you will follow me
♪ I don't want slammin' doors ♪
[whirring]
[Lannette laughs]
[Lannette speaking]
[laughs]
[Lannette] I feel pretty good about the time I've spent
with Anthony last night.
He was incredibly respectful and kind and... attentive.
You know, I'm trying not to covet it. [laughs]
[Anthony speaking]
[Lannette speaking]
[Lannette] So things are going well.
Everything is progressing almost faster than I thought.
But it feels right.
It feels good.
I enjoy him.
I like him.
So and we'll see how this goes.
Good morning.
[door closes]
[Joey] You know, as close as we are,
I thought there would never be anything that could make it more awkward
between me and my dad other than [chuckles] Tantric yoga.
But my dad, walking out of the RILFI room,
this is testing our boundaries a little bit.
[both laughing]
Hey, guys.
-I just washed my hands. It's a little wet. -Good morning, Anthony.
-Good morning. -Good morning, Anthony.
You wanna join us?
Oh, boy.
-Not for him. For me. -[laughs]
[instrumental music playing]
Ooh, that's nice.
-You know, yesterday was a really full on day. -Yeah.
And things with Barby had been going really well
and I would be disappointed
to not really make a huge effort today to...
-Yeah. -To actually pursue that.
You've got a good connection with Barby at the moment.
And, you know, I think you really need
to put a real effort in today and just see where that leads.
Well, that's the... I'm gonna pull her aside
and I'm going to talk to her and say,
"You know, this is the situation."
I think coming all this way
you know, from England, we owe it to ourselves and each other
to actually put in the effort and really see if it's there.
And if it's not, it's not there.
If we don't do that, then we've done ourselves
you know, a disservice I think.
So yesterday,
watching Barby and Chris flirt
obviously is not something that I want to see.
I think I'm gonna make an active effort
to spend more time with her.
And I feel like I need to very quickly as well,
because if I give them any time to establish that connection,
I'm gonna be on the back foot,
and I don't know if I'm gonna be able to get back from there.
-All right. Hug it out. Let's do it. Come on! -Oh let's do it.
-Love you. -Love you too.
[instrumental music playing]
Ooh! Look at you!
I love some overalls, girl. I have them at home.
And you know what, people joke me when I wear those.
-They're like, "You're wearing overalls?" -These are my first pair.
-[Lannette] Ah! I love it! -Yeah. That's cute.
I like that girl. Rocking it.
This top is a little bit...
Fat boobies.
I like it.
-You got some booby sticking out. -[laughs]
Some boobage.
-Just a little bit. -Little sexy, little sexy.
I think... I kind of think, ladies, I want to be like
tunnel vision focused on Stace.
And he kind of gives me the vibe that he just wants to be cool
because we're from the same city.
So I just want him to step it up a notch.
I'm thinking like now, like, maybe I'm not his type.
Me and Stacy are moving really, really slow.
And I'm still trying to figure that part out.
And at the same time,
I'm trying to respect
if he wants to take it slow on purpose
or I need to know if there's something that's stopping that.
I'm giving him the female energy.
I'm calling him babe.
And now I'm ready to take it up a [bleep] notch.
Can I get a kiss?
-[laughing] -[instrumental music playing]
[bleep]
[phone beeps]
Whoo!
Can I have everybody's attention, please?
We've got a message.
[all cheering and clapping]
"Good morning.
Love is in the air.
So today we're going to heat things up."
-[Sam] Yes! -Whoo!
"Because you're all going to the beach.
-[all cheering] -Oh, yeah!
Suit up and let's soak up some sun.
Let's get the [bleep] out of here for today.
Let's go!
[ululating]
♪ Can I get Can I get ♪
I feel like I'm back in California.
I'm always in my bathing suit or my T-shirt or...
-[all cheering] -[Anthony] [speaking other language]
Let's go!
[instrumental music playing]
[all] Cheers!
Here's to beach day!
Here's to beach day. Thank God.
Much needed beach day.
Go!
Argh!
Done!
Yeah!
[Joey] I'm a big beach guy.
I love the water. I'm like a water bug.
I'm excited to see what today brings.
Because new connections are forming.
Jacob and Chris are both into Barby.
My dad and Lannette are starting to have a connection.
Darren and Kelly Mac are starting to have a connection.
And obviously, Kelle and I, yeah,
we've been forming a connection.
What's not to like about Kelle?
Kelle... Kelle knows what she wants,
and she's very, very straightforward.
So that's probably what I like most.
I already got the taste of her lips.
Now, phase two of the plan is go for the butt.
You gotta bite a butt cheek.
[Chris] Can I get a hug?
Can I? No?
No hug for Chris?
There we go.
[intense music playing]
[Barby] Mmm...
[Chris] After talking to Barby by the fire pit,
we kind of realized, like, "Okay, I'm interested in you."
She got to say that she was interested in me.
So, like, at this point now it's...
we're starting to build that relationship.
I know that me and Jacob are going after Barby,
but like I know a woman's mind is never made up
until it's made up.
So all I can say that I have to do is just keep being me.
Keep doing what Christopher London does.
I had the utmost confidence that I would make Barby forget about Jacob easily.
I'm gonna say, I know that this is...
what we're here for.
Everything is fair in love and war.
It's just if anything changes,
all I need is just let me know please.
That's all I ask.
-I believe communication is the biggest factor... -Yeah.
...and if you don't communicate your thoughts, your feelings
[bleep] messy,
somebody's gonna get hurt.
[Barby] It's also hard because
if it wasn't in a dynamic like this with each other,
I'd like to take things really slow
-and get to know somebody you know. -Same.
But the fact that we like each other,
when you and I are just barely starting
to get to know each other.
It's like... It's fast, right?
Fair. I'm here for it. I wanna say I like it.
I truly do enjoy this.
And I truly do enjoy spending time with you just talking to you,
just admiring you from a distance.
-Just seeing do your thing. -[giggles]
-That little laugh right there that smile. -I can't.
-Because I don't... I don't blush. -It gets me.
It's been a long time since I've like I feel like flustered.
I don't blush.
Nothing makes me blush, you know.
I think that I've been so
caught up in the Jacob thing that I've missed the cues
that Chris has been dropping along the trail.
He's been making it known
that he's been interested in me
since he got to the house.
And now we have this like, bond,
and we're now establishing a connection.
So I'm excited about that.
[squeals]
[Barby grunts]
[kisses]
Well, see, you enjoy your time with the ladies.
I'm gonna say, we're gonna talk later, okay?
[Barby] Okay. Talk.
[Jacob] I'd say I'm quite a jealous person.
When I'm seeing someone,
I don't want them to be dating anyone else.
And the fact that Barby and Chris
spending a lot more time together,
it looks like they're building a connection,
and I don't plan for that to ever happen.
So for me, like I think it's very important
for me to step up my game now,
if I do have any chance of getting things back.
Wanna go for a quick stroll?
-Grab a chat? Yeah? -Yeah.
What a view, eh?
-What? -Nice view.
-[Barby laughs] Oh. -[Jacob laughs]
Say it as fast as you just did.
-[Jacob] What a view, eh? -[Barby laughs]
[Jacob] I wanted to grab you for a chat.
Um...I think a lot has been going through my head recently,
if you can't tell.
I'm actually really very stereotypically English
and don't really like to say what we're feeling and sort of
keep our emotions really pent in,
and then it just comes out.
-So for me, it's very, you know, I say what I say. -Yeah.
I'm very passionate and I'm gonna tell you how I feel.
I just... I wasn't getting that from you,
and that's something that I need.
[Jacob] I'm gonna be 100% honest.
Um...
We do have something.
-Yeah. -We really do.
Since day one, you know, you were always
my number one pick.
And that was genuinely one of the best first dates I've ever been on.
And I still think you're, you know, an amazing woman.
I really do mean that.
Well, we've had, like, an open, non-relationship
-from the beginning. -Yeah, no, exactly.
-And I love that about you, you know. -[laughs]
[Barby] No matter what age,
I like a man who can take care of himself.
I've raised a son.
I don't want a project.
So Jacob showing interest in me in a mature manner,
I find that very attractive.
He has this unspoken confidence.
It's not in your face. He's not loud.
He's just quietly confident.
And I like the accent and his swimmer's bottom.
But also Chris has been really consistent with me lately,
expressing how he feels about me.
So it's hard
because genuinely I just feel so much for both of them.
I'm gonna have to make a decision, though.
It's gonna be difficult.
I appreciate that you're even talking to me
-and being an adult and having words with me. -No, I needed to talk to you.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Let's hug out.
-Kiss it out. -Kiss out.
[kisses]
Barby giving me a kiss feels like she still has feelings there,
and I'm excited about the prospect of it.
And I think that it is something that I want to pursue
because me and Barby have a lot in common
and she's got such an amazing personality,
so I'm gonna put up a good fight.
[Chris] Jacob's a good-looking man with a British accent.
Of course he's competition.
But I grew up the smallest of five boys,
so I've always had like that edge on me
to where I like taking the challenge.
I like seeing somebody who's bigger than me,
where people think he's not gonna win
and then go prove them wrong.
So if she's still thinking about Jacob,
it definitely makes me step up the game a little bit.
And I need to go for what I believe is mine,
I need to go for what I want to be mine
and may the best man win.
[mouthing] Me.
[Barby] Somebody's coming!
Who now?
Two new guys.
[Kelle] Oh. me. Oh, my!
What...
[Barby] Who are these men and why are they so smoking hot?
We might in a little trouble.
Whoo!
-♪ Where's the party at? -[Joey] Set! Hike!
♪ Where did they go?
Ah!
[Miles] We'll take it.
[Kelle] We're enjoying this afternoon on the beach.
All of us women look totally gorgeous.
You know, we're here to find our man.
-[Chris] Come on, Jacob! -[Jacob] No!
[all laughing]
[Kelle] But all these guys are all playing football,
and we're like, "What is going on here?"
You should be playing with us.
-[Sam] Whoa! -[Miles] Hey, we'll take that one.
[Joey] All right, we're down there on Miles.
What's going on, St. Louis?
-Ain't nothing going on. [laughs] -[laughs]
[Crystal sighs] Oh, God.
So let me ask you a question.
[Stacy] Mmm-hmm.
What is your dating life back at home?
Since divorce,
you know, there's definitely people that there's some interest there,
but nothing has, like festered into something
that I'm looking for long term.
Intimacy is very important in a relationship
because I am a touchy-feely person.
That's the way I connect to people.
I'm a little concerned that Stacy's a little slow
when it comes down to intimacy with me.
But I'm trying to give him time
to warm up to me.
I think you know by now I'm digging you.
I am.
I've been watching you.
I like how you move.
And I think you're an awesome guy.
I really do. I think you're an awesome guy.
And I don't know, I would like to go on a date with you.
After divorce,
I definitely am moving very slow.
In my past, I've jumped into it
where it was just like, "Oh, she's attractive."
Sex, and then, you know, moving on to the next person.
I don't want that.
I want something more of substance.
But with Crystal, I can tell that we have a connection.
We always sit around and talk at some point
throughout the day, and I like that.
She's very nurturing.
She listens to you.
It makes me think it may be a connection
as a love interest.
No, I'm all for going on a date.
I don't have no problem with that.
I think you're a very...
I think you're beautiful person.
I think you have a beautiful personality.
-[Crystal] Okay, thank you. -Give me a hug.
-Hug it out! -[Crystal giggles]
[Stacy] All right, St. Louis!
This is the first hug I done got.
-[Stacy laughing] -Oh, God, no.
Yay!
Now, I just gotta get my game up.
[giggles]
[both laughing]
It turned out to be quite lovely.
Yeah, it's nice. The water's beautiful.
-You go in the water? -The water is cold.
-It's still beautiful. -It's beautiful, but it's cold.
I don't know how Christina and Sam are out there in that.
[Chris speaking]
[Lannette] Is he on a mission?
My man is on a mission. Make a move.
Is he making a move? Tell me more. Tell me more.
Ever since that date last night, he's made it very clear.
-Really? -Like, okay, I'm here.
[Chris] Yeah, and also I told him, I was like,
"Sam, you're a good-looking dude.
Like, you know what? Like you're here for a reason.
-You're in this house for a reason." -[Lannette] Right. Engage.
[Chris] Like we all have different personalities.
We all have different tastes.
So, like, you know, you do your thing.
I'm doing my thing, Miles is going to do his thing.
We all gonna do our own thing.
-And so now, after that date last night-- -[Kelle speaking]
-[Lannette] Oh, Lord, that's a shift. -[Chris] Miles do his thing.
-[Kelle] He's a sleeper. -[laughs] You heard me. He's back there--
-He goes and pop out of nowhere. -Yeah.
[Kelle] One of these days, he gonna be like, "Boo!"
[Chris] He's gonna pop out of nowhere and be like,
"Oh, I just got a neck in the back of the shuttle."
[all laughs]
Wait, what?
[Kelle] Who does that?
[Miles] It is true.
I was probably like 20 years old,
and I hooked up on the back of a shuttle
on the way to the airport.
I'm not even gonna ask.
No.
-I'm staying away from this one. -[giggles]
[both laugh]
I'm staying away from this one.
I'm so happy to be out of the manor.
Mmm-hmm. Me too. Me too.
It's such a pleasant surprise, right?
I'm enjoying my new friends.
Me too. And that said,
I'm glad I'm making friends,
but I didn't come here to make friends.
And so I just...
I didn't want to come like too forward or too pushy.
But you're the one I'm most attracted to,
and I am interested in getting to know you better.
It's really rare for someone
like how I've been able to communicate with you,
even with that little bit of vibe that I've given you
and it's such an even exchange.
I'm not into games,
and I don't normally put out those vibes.
And I just wanna let you know those are real.
And I definitely wanna
continue this incredible journey.
[bleep] yeah.
[both laugh]
What I like about Darren is
he comes across like a gentleman.
A person of genuineness, honesty
and very thoughtful and manly.
Absolutely everything that I've... I've been wanting.
I like Darren a lot.
So I think--
I mean, it's up to you,
but I think we should plan another date.
-I wanna do another date. Absolutely. -Okay. All right.
We'll have to figure something out.
We could even do... We'll see what's going on tonight.
I'm even down to do something tonight, if you want to.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
[Christina] I am looking for another date with Sam.
Listen, I haven't had a date like that in forever.
Let me take that back.
I don't even know if I've had a date like that.
So again, that's stuff that I like.
So of course, I mean, like, you know, I would look forward
to the next date with him.
You know, me and Sam are connecting now
and I'm really kinda locked in and not thinking really about anything else.
Actually, we're having so much fun.
Hopefully, it continues.
[instrumental music playing]
-[water splashing] -[Jet Skis whirring]
[Lannette] Wait, y'all. Who's got the Jet Skis?
Hey, somebody's coming!
Is this James Bond?
Part of a James Bond movie?
[intense music playing]
It was like something out of damn Baywatch.
What...
[Sam] So these guys are arriving.
They're pulling up on Jet Skis.
They're doing these zigzags.
They're looking really cool.
I'm thinking we might be in a little trouble.
-[water splashing] -[Jet Skis whirring]
-Aye, aye. -[Sam] Uh-oh.
Who are these men and why are they so smoking hot?
Whoo!
"These two men are here to find romantic connections.
They have an exciting double date later tonight."
-[Sam] Ooh! -I don't want them to be
comfortable in this house at all.
Their eyes are gorgeous.
[Kelle] Oh, here we go.
[tense music playing]
[Christina] They are coming off.
What the hell [bleep]?
Who now?
No!
[Kelle] Oh, me. Oh, my.
So I see the two new guys pulling up
and the women are getting very excited.
Who is this?
Whoo!
And you hear the catcalls, the whistling, the claps...
[water splashing]
Whoo! [clapping]
But then I saw one of them fall off.
That was funny.
[men clapping]
Pow!
See how cute you look now, [bleep].
[Anthony] Oh!
Two new guys!
Life is just full of surprises.
[Kelle] Hello!
-Yeah, it's Kelle. -Hi.
Hi, baby. I'm Lannette.
-Connor. -David.
-Christina. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I'm Connor.
I'm 28 years old from Houston, Texas.
My name's David. I'm 41 years old.
I live in Houston, Texas.
Or at least I hang my hat there.
[Connor] He was the fun uncle that was always around.
He's always been somebody that I look up to.
He might look at me as more of a father figure.
Yeah.
[Connor] We party together, we hang out together.
But I really look up to him
because he's very educated, very moral, respectful.
I think he's a great role model.
-[Connor] Hello. -Hey.
-Connor. -Barby.
-Nice to meet you. -David.
[Crystal] [bleep]
[Kelle] Joey's face is like... [bleep]
Dumb and dumber waddled over.
[Anthony laughs]
They're a little too macho macho for me
right off the bat.
Why you only want to shake the girl's hand,
not the guy's hands?
Like, what, we're chopped liver?
They don't say hello to the guys.
They'll say hello to the girls, though.
And I'm not saying that these guys are gonna want to date me,
but I mean, hey, you can at least say, "What's up."
You know, shake a hand. Look me in the eye.
That's how he raised me.
I said, "Hey, you didn't say hello to the guys.
-Get over here." -Yeah.
Hey, come on, man.
[David speaking]
-Say less. Chris. Nice to meet you. -[Connor] Say less.
Okay, we've gotta ask. Is there a relationship here?
-Like, are you father, son, brothers, what? -[Connor] Yes.
Uh, he's my uncle.
-[Barby] Oh, nice. -[Crystal] Oh, uncle?
[Chris] How are you gonna be uncle and nephew
when every other dynamic in the house is father-son?
If I had an uncle, I wouldn't mind acting stupid with my uncle.
Like, I can be... I can be belligerently drunk,
and I can go wild with it if I had an uncle.
But no, I got my dad here,
which I'm happy to have you here, Pops.
This adds a little different dynamic, that's all.
Do you even know what you walked into?
Uh, I mean, it sounded like a party.
-So... -[David] That's it.
-We're gonna get after it. -[Kelle] Great.
[Christina] This just got interesting.
[David] We saw the squirm of the guys when we got here, right?
There was a little bit of the chest puffing
and, you know, people standing their ground.
Some were very vocal about it initially.
I mean, I would be, too, if I walked up on the beach and saw myself.
But I mean, we came here for the women.
We didn't come here to make friends with other dudes.
And if they get in the way, then...
-We run over them. -Yeah.
-We run over them. -Face down in the sand.
-[cell phone chimes] -[David] Hi, Christina.
-I got a text. -[all exclaiming]
[Christina] "Everyone, please welcome David and Connor."
-[all cheering] -[Sam] Hey, guys.
"To this journey to find love."
-Yes. Cheers. -Cheers.
"These two men are here to find romantic connections."
Watch out, boys.
"They have an exciting double date later tonight."
-[Joey] Ooh! -Yes.
-Your eyes are gorgeous. -[Kelle] Oh, here we go.
[Christina] "When you're ready, please ask out the woman
-that caught your eye." -[David] All right.
-[all cheering] -Good luck, everybody.
-Welcome. -Thanks.
-Cheers. -Yeah, cheers.
I'm an oil and gas entrepreneur, and I do very well.
But in the past, I tend to date women
that are very loud, center of attention and vain.
[chuckles] There's been...
I have not been successful in finding the one, right?
So it's something that I would pretty much do anything to, um...
To fulfill that, uh... That calling in my life.
Oh! That's... That's actually funny.
Yes. Can I take my towel? It's so cold.
You have one for me, or can I huddle in that one?
Yeah, you can huddle-- You want to huddle in here with me?
-Like, we can huddle over here. -No, you can have it.
So, do you know who you'll choose for your date?
-Well, should I give that-- -Do you have--
-Should I give that up yet? -Do you have a type? Do you have a type?
I don't know.
-Just all about the energy and-- -Right. Yeah.
You know, you just...
-You have it or you don't, you know. -100%.
You have very good energy.
-I appreciate it. -You do.
[Sam] I definitely see them flirting back and forth a bit.
[Darren] I'm not worried about the new guys.
They're cocky.
They showed up like James Bond,
and then he fell in the water.
[grunts]
So what does that say on your chest?
-Uh, it is-- -"I love blondes"?
[chuckles] I do. I do love blondes.
Oh. Well, there you have it.
[Sam] Are you worried about that?
What, worried about these guys?
-[Sam] Yeah. -Bro.
Look at us.
Okay, just because two cowboys came in on Jet Skis,
one of them [bleep] off showing up
because the guy didn't even know how to ride it.
-Right? -That man, he doesn't even know how to ride a Jet Ski.
So let's figure it out first.
These guys got [bleep] on me.
So, if she goes out on a date,
she's gonna realize, uh, she's making a huge mistake,
and she's gonna come running back into my arms to get her butt bitten.
I'm gonna be ready to do it.
The uncle is a lot more confident than the nephew.
[Chris] Oh, yeah, he definitely is. I sized him up.
I was like, "Hey, yo, bro, how much you weigh?"
He said, "Enough." I was like, "All right, bet."
-Oh, yeah, bro. -I was like, "All right, bet.
-I'll still slam your ass." -[Sam] Well--
I don't want them to be comfortable
-in this house at all. -[Joey] Right. I mean--
So I do fitness and nutrition.
-Oh, I love that. -Yeah.
-Okay, perfect. -Longevity.
Yeah, we have to collab.
Yeah, for sure. We'll have to.
-I'm creating my own collagen brand right now. -Okay.
-Collagen is really good for longevity. -I know.
[Connor] Kelle's obsession with fitness
kind of matches my obsession with fitness.
I'm a master trainer, sports nutrition coach,
and I'm a fitness entrepreneur.
I'm single because I'm a lot to handle.
I can definitely portray the [bleep] vibe.
But I do have a goofy side.
I like to have fun. I like to go out and party.
I like to live life.
I'm ready for love at this point in my life.
I have my business, I have my dog.
Um, the only thing that's missing is the wife.
-[Kelle] Well, I'm glad you came. -[Connor] Yeah.
[Kelle] We're gonna have a lot of fun.
-You can sit here. -[Barby] All right, David.
-Yes, Barby. -[Barby] Okay.
-[David chuckling] -[Barby] What's the scoop?
What's the what? [chuckles]
Okay, so you're a giggler like me.
Off to a good start.
[David] I like it.
Yes. That's a jacket.
-I know. I'm cold. -You've got a leather jacket on the beach.
-Yeah, you know, just like-- -I like it.
Can you share some with me?
-I know, you're cold, too? I can tell. -It's a little chilly.
Yeah, you got a little goosebump on your nips.
Easy.
Barby's definitely my first choice.
And to have that really great conversation,
and then her to kiss me at the end of it,
I'm confident that me and Barby have a good connection.
But Chris being thrown into the mix,
and now the fact that David's come in
definitely presents another opportunity for Barby to establish a connection.
You know, she seems pretty responsive to him.
It's definitely a complete [bleep].
-How old are you, Connor? -I'm 28.
Oh. Phew, good.
My son's 26, so there's...
-There's a bar there. -[Connor] Little bit older.
Exactly. Thank you.
[Anthony] So I'm watching Connor and Lannette.
I don't know if it's just a primal,
you know, man, territorial type of thing.
But it was strange that I was like,
"Huh. What's going on over here?" You know?
It's like she was trying to make me a little jealous there.
So I'm just relaxed.
I'm not trying to control, plan. None of that.
[producer] Was it working?
Um, yeah. Definitely.
Uh-oh!
Hey, you guys, we really appreciate it.
It was great meeting everybody here on the beach.
And we look forward to meeting everybody in the house.
With that being said, we have chosen our dates.
[all exclaiming]
-Tell us. Tell us. -[David] All right.
Blonde Kelle.
[all cheering]
[Kelle] Whoo-hoo!
That's what they get for [bleep] playing football
on the beach all day when they could have been hanging out with us.
Hey. Whoo!
Bye, Joey.
Whoo-hoo! Yay!
[Kelle grunts]
Uh, Christina.
[all cheering]
[Sam] I'm not surprised that Christina got picked for the date.
She is, in my opinion, probably the most attractive woman here at this house.
But it was interesting seeing how excited she got.
It does make me nervous.
And it does sting a little bit.
Fantastic.
-[Connor] All right, guys, we'll see y'all later. -[Jacob] See you later.
-Whoo! -[Kelle] See you never.
[Chris] Bye. Don't come back.
-Salud. -[Barby] Whoo-hoo.
These guys came in a few hours ago.
They don't just get to come in and take the women from us.
-There's a first time for everything. -There is.
[Christina] So, I'm gonna do this.
[David] Uh-oh.
All right.
Okay, fantastic.
[Christina] I'm so excited that David and Connor
chose me and Disco Kelle for a date tonight.
So, you know, I'm normally into, like,
-the younger guys, right? -Right.
[Christina] Like Sam.
I adore Sam.
But tonight, I'm looking forward to talking to David.
There's just something about him.
[Kelle] He's got a younger vibe.
-Yeah. I mean, he does. Yeah. -Mmm-hmm.
And he's hot as hell.
Well, here we are.
-Cheers. -Cheers to this beautiful place
and beautiful ladies.
-Yes. -[Kelle] Thank you.
-[Christina] And gorgeous men. -[Kelle] Look at me in the eye.
[chuckles] We did.
[Kelle] I have a question.
When you guys came in on the Jet Skis,
I want to know, like, what were you guys thinking?
[David] Anything. Nothing.
-Nothing? -Nothing.
-[Christina] You knew nothing? -You just flew in, jumped on some jump--
-Jet skis, like, super-hot and come out of the water. -[David] We were told
there were beautiful ladies on the beach, and so...
[Connor] And we were like, "All right, let's go."
"We're going. We're in it." Yeah.
-Okay. -And then I was like, "All right, I fell off first."
And I was like "All right, great."
-Yeah, you ran in. -Just ran in.
-You ran in. -Yeah, you did. Yeah.
For sure, we're bringing the party, so...
-Exactly! -[Christina] Exactly!
-Ooh, yes! -[Kelle] Finally.
We actually brought a game to play.
-Yes. -What?
-Oh, a game to play? -Yeah. We--
We brought some dice to play.
I think I got them in here somewhere.
[David chuckles]
Came with a dice game
that's a little fun, little naughty, little nice.
One has a verb on it, the other one is a body part.
Uh, you could be licking, you could be kissing,
you could be, uh, feeling up.
And I don't know. The dice decides, so...
Look, it says high five.
[chuckles] It says...
[Christina] Okay.
-[David] Oh, jeez. -Lick thighs.
-Ooh! -What?
-[Connor] All right. -[David] Oh, boy.
Now we're warming up.
-What? -[Connor] Now we're warming up.
-[Kelle] You've got to take his pants off. -So I have to lick your thigh?
How am I going to lick your thigh?
-[Kelle] Take his pants off. -I don't know. I'm not gonna take my pants off.
Well, no one challenges me because I'm going to do it, right?
You know, it's just a game. We're just here to have fun.
The first time I got here, Joey bit my butt because that's his thing.
And now, I am licking, uh, David's thigh.
-So I don't want to get lipstick on your pants. -Okay.
-[Christina] So I'm gonna do this. -[Connor] Uh-oh.
-There's a first time for everything. -There is.
-Okay, so-- -I gotta get something out of the way.
-[Christina] Okay. -[David] Uh, I'll put that back. Hold on.
-[Christina] Okay. -[David laughing]
-Oh, my God. -[Kelle] Holy!
All right, yeah.
Okay. Fantastic.
-Wow! -[David] All right.
Okay. So if it was fantastic, on a scale of one to ten.
Probably 11.
-[Kelle] Yeah! -Whoa!
[David] Electric.
Christina was taking charge,
and got to know each other a little bit more intimately.
I thought things were going there.
You guys just happened to be there, so it didn't go further.
That was it. That's the unfortunate thing.
We definitely chose the fun ones.
So that was... That was the fact.
-We haven't even started yet. -[Christina] Uh, yeah.
To the word, yeah. I was like, "It's just getting started."
We should have just skipped the drinks then, huh?
-How do we just-- -I'm scared.
Like, we're all, like, looking.
-[Connor] Thigh blow. -Wow.
-[Connor] All right. So now you gotta stand up. -"I'm happy with that one."
-Much better. -[Christina] Yeah.
-[David] We're here for each other. -[Kelle] This is crazy.
[David] We're here for each other.
-[Christina] To help each other out. -[Connor] Yeah, that's right.
All right, you ready?
-I'll just do it right there. -[Kelle] Oh.
I think it said blow. It didn't say suck.
[Connor] I'm making my own rules.
Connor definitely has some moves.
Connor is going in there.
I'm like, I'm feeling it.
It's amazing.
-Okay. -[David] All right, now we are--
-Check, please. -[Christina] Yeah, fun game.
-Yeah, it was fun. -Check, please.
[David] Check, please.
[Jacob] The two people on the dates right now.
-Yeah. -We've got Kelle, we've got Christina.
What's your plan
when Christina comes through that door after the date?
Do you wait for her to come to you?
Do you go and talk to her? Like, what's--
I'll approach her eventually.
But I'm not gonna approach her too quickly
-because that's gonna seem petty and jealous. -[Jacob] Yes. Yeah.
[Sam] I'm just staying confident in myself
that we had what I think is a genuine connection.
[Jacob] Yeah. But I think it's good
that you were a bit disappointed
-because that shows that you actually really like her. -Exactly. So--
[Sam] And also it's like these guys came in.
And I'll say this is the competitive side of me.
They came in, what, a few hours ago?
They don't just get to come in
-and take the women from us. -[Jacob] No.
-No, no, no. -[Sam] They do not.
[David] What are you here for? What's your past?
-So I've been divorced for three years. -Okay.
Um, I have a son in college.
-How long were you married for? -Almost 20 years.
-Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. -[Christina] Mmm-hmm.
Uh, what about you? Have you ever been married before?
No. Never married, no kids.
-Okay. -Yeah.
Gotcha.
-[David] Yeah. -Do you want kids?
-I do. -Uh-huh.
[David] I do want kids, yeah.
-I'd have up to seven. -Really?
And again, whatever that looks like,
and however manner that I'm blessed with,
whether it's, you know, um, adopting a bunch of children.
Interesting.
If he wants to adopt, I'm willing, at 46, to adopt children.
I would love that.
But I did get an illness when I was 35.
Due to that illness, uh, everything shut down, reproductive,
and I could not have kids.
After that, I was completely heartbroken.
You know, I have one child, and I'm so motherly, and I adore kids.
I just could not have more kids.
Infertility is a hard process.
I also believe in, like, au pairs.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
-All right. -Yeah.
-So that comes along with that? Yeah. -Yeah.
-Okay, okay. -Yeah.
[Christina] I'm honestly having a great time with David,
but, I mean, I was just on a date with Sam the night before.
With David, things float very naturally,
but I'm obviously, you know, vibing with Sam also.
And at this point, I'm a little confused.
[Chris] Y'all enjoy y'all's night
because Lord knows I'm about to enjoy mine.
[Jacob] Bro, I kissed her four hours ago.
And she was like, "No, let's kiss it out."
Yeah!
The fact that she initiated it is [bleep].
I think we should tell him when he comes in.
-[Chris] Hmm. -[Barby chuckling] Oh.
-You ready? -What's that about?
-A little something, something. -Okay.
So I'm not new to dating older women.
I must say, I have dated older women before.
And most older women have a different mindset.
They want the man who takes initiative and just does.
So I decided to go on a little makeshift date with Barby.
She might still be open to seek other options.
But this is my opportunity to actually get to take Barby out one on one
and just focus on each other.
Y'all enjoy y'all's night
because Lord knows I'm about to enjoy mine.
[Barby] Can I help you with anything?
Okay, cool.
Love it. [chuckles]
[Barby] All right.
Because I've been single for so long,
and I'm such an independent badass woman,
even when I'm with a man,
I tend to want to order for us and do things like that.
Sometimes I have to remember that a man has to do certain things,
and I actually like it.
It makes me feel dainty and little and like a little princess.
I think it's hot. And I feel like, right now,
Chris is doing a lot of that for me.
How was your day?
How did you like the beach?
It was actually really beautiful.
The whole situation with the other guys,
it kinda just had my head in a kabaffle.
-And in fact-- -I would have never, ever imagined
that you were even having any sort of a moment
when I was talking to Jacob at all.
You know, as observant as I am, I'm also kind of slow,
-Like-- -Yeah, you're kind of a ding dong.
[Chris chuckles] Yeah.
So you, kind of, got to, like, be very direct with me
and, like, tell me, like, "Hey, it's done, Chris."
Like, "I'm focused on you."
And then I can be like, "Oh, okay.
-Thanks for the heads up." -Yeah.
[Chris] Listen, like I said, I'm not the...
I might not be the smoothest or, like, the brightest guy.
But, like, I came here with an open mind,
knowing that if I do find something that I want to pursue,
I'm very competitive. I'm gonna go get it done.
I find that Chris, knowing what he wants, is very sexy to me,
and apparently he wants me.
So Chris is gaining ground on Jacob,
in the sense that he is pursuing my heart,
but also, like, might be pursuing my coochie.
Um, when was your last relationship?
Uh, about a year and a half ago.
-[Barby] Oh. -Two years ago.
-That's why-- -I don't believe you.
-I'd already told you. -You are a gorgeous young lad.
It's not like I'm living in LA, thinking,
"Oh, no, I'm... I don't want a relationship.
I don't ever want to be with nobody." Blah, blah, blah.
And it's just I haven't found anybody in LA
who's actually worth putting forth that time, energy and effort.
Well, I mean, I know this might be hard to believe, but...
-But what? -When I was your age...
[Barby chuckles]
We're not doing that. Oh, no.
-I told you, I don't-- -I used to have quite the thriving
social life in LA, you know?
I dated a guy that lived there, so I was there a lot.
And I have friends that live there,
that still do, so I was...
-You know, I know my way around. -Okay, bet.
So what I'm hearing is you're not...
You're not scared to fly out to LA then.
Not opposed to it.
I'm not scared to have you fly me out to LA.
Say less.
Say [bleep] less.
Hey, that's another goal then.
-That'll be my next mission. -Mmm.
[Jacob] Seeing her with Chris,
I'm not going to lie, it's a difficult thing to see.
100%, yeah.
Chris was excited.
-He had flowers. He had all of that [bleep]. -Everything.
I didn't make much--
I didn't make that much of an effort.
Like, our date was good, but that's like...
He's really put some thought into that.
[Joey] Yeah.
I'd be interested to know what's going on.
[Joey speaking]
[Jacob] Chris taking Barby on a date to the hot tub,
obviously, not feeling great about it.
As someone who can get jealous quite easily,
like, it's tough, sort of, being surrounded by people 24/7,
and, obviously, having the potential for,
you know, your bros, for your friends to...
be getting with people that you potentially want
to establish a connection with.
[Sam] All right. We need a full report when you guys get back.
I will give you the full report.
Can we touch long toes?
[chuckles] Other one.
[Barby chuckles]
-[Barby] You can push back. -[Chris] Oh, I can't.
I have a pretty leg... [continues indistinctly]
[bleep] 6'4".
Don't mind, though. It's like...
[Barby] Wait. Hold on.
Can we put toes between toes?
Probably not, huh?
-You see this space I got? -[Barby] Toes are so nasty.
[Chris] You see the space I got between my toes?
[Barby] Wow. Big.
[Chris chuckles] I don't care.
-This is-- -Do the other one.
[Barby shrieks]
-[Chris] There we go. I got the big-- -Wait, wait, wait.
-I got the long toe in there. -[Barby] Wait. Okay.
-Okay. -[Chris] The other one's all...
-Bro. -[Joey] Oh, [bleep].
I'm not going to lie, that's a quick turnaround.
[Joey] That's a quick...
Oh, [bleep].
-So, should we kiss, or what? -[Chris] Baby, you are--
Please.
[Joey bleep] Bro, they are kissing.
-[Jacob] They are? -[Joey] They are kissing.
-[Jacob] They are kissing? -[Joey] Take a look.
Bro, I kissed her four hours ago.
What?
-You kissed her? -Yeah.
-No, you didn't. -Yeah, I did.
I feel like we need to report back on that.
-Oh, my God. -[Jacob] Yeah.
[Joey] Oh, [bleep].
[Jacob] Obviously, after kissing Barby on the beach,
and now I see Chris and Barby kiss,
I feel like it, kind of, contradicts itself.
So I have no idea how I'm gonna play this now.
Bro, sit down right now.
And, Jacob, you need to [bleep] tell them what you just told me.
I can't wait to see both of your faces.
So go ahead.
Bro, as soon as I walk out there, and I peep my head over,
they're kissing, like, straight up.
[Joey] They [bleep] kissed at the beach four hours ago.
-Yeah. -[Joey] Him and Barby.
-Yeah. -[Sam] Wait. You guys were kissing on the beach?
[Joey] Yes!
-And-- -Was it, like--
Okay. Was it, like, a peck or it's, like, a proper kiss?
-[Joey] Bro. -That's the thing.
I lean in to hug her.
And she was like, "No, let's kiss it out."
-Wait-- -[Sam] What? She initiated the kiss?
-Yeah. I was-- -Wait!
Yeah.
-So-- -Yo. That's crazy, yo.
Oh, my God!
The fact that she initiated it is [bleep].
I think we should tell him when he comes in.
I'll talk to Chris.
[Joey] I already know where this night is going, bro.
I know where this night's gonna go right now.
And I'm telling you,
it's not gonna be pretty.
-Oh, God. -[Joey] No, no, no.
Why are you guys gossiping about my love life?
You have a lot of [bleep] nerve
to pull me aside and start [bleep],
while you're [bleep] with Kelle
-in the hot tub. -[Chris] Stop, stop.
"Today, we're doing things a little differently.
It's time to start sexting."
Like, what is that? I know texting.
[David] "Please sext your favorite pics
to the men that you have romantic interest in."
Look, if you wanna rock some handcuffs, do it.
This is all for you, boys.
I'm not gonna brag, but I might have, like, perfected this [bleep].
Mamma mia.
Is anybody gonna feel upset
-if they're not gonna get the text? -Yeah.
For me, if I didn't get it from Barby,
I'd feel a bit uncomfortable about the situation.
[Chris] If we both get a picture,
I'm gonna be a little confused.
-Look at this. -[Stacy] It is--
-It is a-- -You see how I'm all like this?
-Yeah, I see you. -You see, how I'm like--
You know, I'm like--
I'm not sure if he's just not attracted,
or if he's got something going on back at home.
"Today has made it clear who is connecting with who.
Unfortunately, things are about to change."
[bleep]