[Chris] I'm a fighter. I will fight for what I want.
And you are what I want.
[kisses]
[Barby] I just feel like
I'm kind of dreaming right now.
[exhales]
I need more wine.
[Shauna] Here we come!
Whoa!
[bleep]
[woman] There's two new girls.
-Wow. -The two new women barely looked over 25.
[Stacy speaking]
Look at those [bleep]
Shauna, would you like to go out and sit down
and have a glass of wine?
[intense music playing]
[Crystal] You got balls.
How dare you ask her right there,
smack dead in front of me.
[kissing]
[Kelle] Hi Rebecca.
Hi, bitch.
[Connor] What's up?
[Kelle] You've come on to every guy in the house.
You just got here.
And now you're on Connor.
-You look like you [bleep]. -Thank you.
It looks like I made the right choice.
Yeah, you made the right choice.
[blows raspberry]
One night, listen,
[Rebecca] Okay.
Oh [bleep].
Me? No, I ain't dealing with that.
I don't know what's truth or what's not anymore,
and I'm starting to question my own judgment
and my own decision making.
And I'm not gonna stand for that.
That's not how I'm going to be treated anymore.
[tense music playing]
[theme music playing]
♪ Everyone gets their chance ♪
♪ And today's ♪
♪ My day ♪
[Barby laughing]
[Chris speaking]
[Barby speaking]
[Chris] This right here, I said, wait a minute
I've never had you in this position.
[Barby] I go like this.
[both laughing]
-[Chris] Yeah, something like that. -Self-defense [bleep].
[both laugh]
[Barby] Last night Chris and I had one of the most beautiful
dates of our lives.
And then we hear the Lannette left.
I was just glad I wasn't the one
that caused the drama. [laughs]
[Chris] And then take this hand across my neck.
[Barby] Oh [bleep] dog.
[Chris] Yeah, [bleep] dog.
And all you're gonna do is [kisses]
[Barby speaking]
Rebecca was the one that caused all that ruckus
with Lannette leaving.
And if you try that with Chris, I'm gonna...
I can't say it, but, yeah,
I don't-- I don't play like that.
[Chris] But in an actual situation,
-don't kiss him. It'll choke him [bleep] -[Barby laughs]
[Darren] I wanted to talk to Lannette this morning
and I found out she left.
'Cause Kelly and I were off in our world,
we didn't get involved in the [bleep] show last night. [laughs]
I went to bed at 12:00, you know?
Joey came running to the room he says, "Dad, Dad, Dad,
Lannette, she left. She's gone."
I was like, "Why?"
And he told me what happened
and... I was like, it's sad, you know?
I told her.
I said, me and Rebecca were bonding.
We were jelling.
I said, "Lannette, is it all right with you?"
Like...
And she was like, "Yeah, yeah, of course.
That's what we're here for, to meet people", you know?
I wish she would have told me,
"Anthony, this is bothering me."
This is bothering me that you're going out with Rachel."
Rebecca.
Oh, I wish she would have told me that
-this is bothering me... -You know what would make her feel better
is if she knows you don't even know the chick's name.
Yeah. How's that?
Lannette shared things with me
in such a short amount of time, and it was real.
You know, I miss her.
Was I ready to commit to her? No.
I wasn't ready to commit to her.
I just wasn't ready to let her go, either.
If someone woke me up,
she wouldn't have been gone.
One hundred percent.
Anthony misled her at some level
because I mean, for all of us to react
to a guy this way, right?
It's because we feel like we're invested.
Well, she had feelings for him.
-Yes, yes, yes. -She was vulnerable with him.
[Kelly] I didn't like what happened last night.
Lannette felt betrayed
by Anthony being with Rebecca.
Anthony should have left that for someone else.
If you're into Lannette, you should be
spending time with Lannette, period.
-This is why we act the way we act. -[Barby] Exactly.
Because of bull [bleep] like that.
Don't like play a game
and act like there's something good going on here
-when you have intentions of doing other things. -[Barby] Mmm-hmm.
[Kelle] Does he know she was just straddling Connor last night?
Rebecca is definitely the cause of all this.
You don't just, like, come into the house and start stealing men.
She's clearly a homey hopper.
So whatever, like wants to jump on her bandwagon,
she's probably down for it.
I think we need to confront her.
[Barby] Yeah, bring her up here.
[Kelle] If she's gonna come up, I'm gonna leave.
Do you want me to just scream out her name,
or do you want me to go her?
-[Christina] No, people, let's just do it classy. -[Kelly] All right.
-I'm not a bully. I don't like to be-- -[Barby] Also.
I'm gonna excuse myself out of it.
I'm not staying.
[Crystal] She's not gonna stay.
[Kelle] I'm not gonna stay.
The words I said last night are plenty.
She doesn't get anymore of my energy.
Bye.
I have zero interest in Rebecca
in getting to know her being friends with her.
I'm done with Connor. She can have him.
How does it feel to be second?
[Kelly] Sit next to Lannette.
-I mean, Lannette. [laughs] -[all laughing]
-[Kelly] Crystal. -[Crystal laughs] God.
-You are bad with names. -I know. Sit right there.
You're so bad with names, girl.
I know.
Obviously, there's a lot going on right now, Rebecca.
A lot went down last night
and we would love to hear your version
and hopefully release some tension
and address what's going on.
Look, the first night girl, I was, you know, with Joey,
I went on a date with Sam the next night, right?
So we did come here for that.
But I'm speaking for myself.
I have loyalty and girl code to these women.
[Crystal] So it's like, what? It's been like
three dudes in two days?
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I mean... on the outside--
I thought that we all came here
to, like, talk to everyone, kind of get to know
how everyone is.
I'm really just having conversations with people.
And yes, I kissed two guys.
[Rebecca] Christina's had Joey and Sam.
And she's been able to have fun with both of them.
Kelle's had Joey and Connor.
So they need to give me a fair shot, too.
Because I'm here for the same reasons
that they started with.
I think it's fair that I have
just as much of choice as they did.
If Connor wanted to go out to the hot tub
-with Kelle last night -Yep.
and they kiss and I walked out to that,
I'm not gonna go and tell her she's this, she's that.
I just don't do that.
We're all here for the same reason,
and that is to look for our person.
It's just how you maneuver during this process
and still be woman empowering to each other.
[Rebecca] After listening to these girls
about not going after their guys
or the different guys in the house,
I'm still gonna go after Connor and Anthony
because those are my first interests.
It's my turn. It's my turn to play.
[laughs]
[Joey] So, yo, bro, tell us about the date.
-Oh, look at him. He is feeling it. -[giggles]
Look at him. He turns his hat around.
Bull [bleep].
We just sat by the fire and it was...
It was nice to talk about
like life and goals and the possibility of, like,
after this, like what it might look like.
It was good. We needed that.
To actually go out and not be even worried
about Oh I'm trying to [bleep] her brains out right now.
-Like, it's nice to actually... -[Connor laughs]
Like it was nice to like, actually talk.
But then we came back home and [bleep] brains out,
and it was amazing.
It was... [chuckles] it was amazing.
[Chris] Barby is beautiful
and God, Lord knows she is a bombshell.
She is is bad!
But I'm actually starting to fall for her
on the inside as well
and who she is as a person.
Got me.
[Connor] Neither of you were there for the drama last night.
I'm sick about it.
[Joey] I could've been there.
[Joey] My dad's definitely a little mentally conflicted right now
'cause obviously he has a strong connection with Lannette still.
Even though she left.
But Rebecca's still here,
and I'm gonna show Rebecca that I'm the right choice
and let's see where this goes now.
-Player's gonna play. -[laughs]
Bro, I came back in. I'm floating on cloud nine right now,
then I see Kelle and Christina by the sink and I'm like, ooh.
I'm telling you right now, if this girl wasn't as cute as she was,
these girls wouldn't give [bleep].
Yeah, facts.
[Rebecca] Hello!
-How are you? -[Connor] What's up?
-The talk of the day. -How are you? I know.
Well, there was a storm last night.
I totally feel bad for Rebecca.
I feel like she's got to sleep with one eye open
'cause you don't know about hurricane Kelle
is coming through soon.
Did you sleep with the door lock?
I got the mean girls after me. [laughs]
[Connor] The fact that Kelle's just dogging on Rebecca
for getting to know other men in the house.
It's a double standard.
[Anthony] Lannette knew we were hanging out,
and she was okay with it just so you know.
I feel bad because she to me is a beautiful person.
-She really is. -I feel bad.
Yeah, I feel like she got hurt, you know?
And you don't wanna ever see
someone get hurt like that. That's all.
I usually am not like a man stealer.
So I don't know...
[Anthony] Rebecca's a little complicated.
We definitely have a little chemistry going.
She's really fun and spunky,
and I see she's not a... so want to be caged.
She wants her little space and she can have her fun
with these young guys and then later come back home to me.
Jealousy is pretty bad. [laughs]
[tense music playing]
Look at this fool.
Look at him!
[Kelly] Wow, David!
[Kelle] Look out Christina, I'm coming in for your man.
-What are friends for? -[Kelle] Yeah.
[Rob] Damn, look at this place.
[Fletcher] I know, it's awesome.
[Kelly] Oh my goodness!
[Crystal] Don't, don't, I hope it don't break.
[Kelly] That's amazing!
-[Kelle] We don't need any more broken legs, Dave. -[Kelly] Yeah.
[Joey] My man!
[Rob] It's showtime!
[Fletcher] Hey, you ready to cause some trouble?
[woman cheering]
[Rebecca] Oh!
[Rob] Hey, I hear there's a party going on here.
[intense music playing]
I never did high school relationships.
When was the last time did you have a relationship?
I've never been in a super serious relationship.
[Barby] So you're just gonna shut down like this?
-[Chris] No, I'm just-- -Okay. Well, I'm [bleep]
go home tonight, too then.
Like Lannette.
[crying]
[Barby crying] [bleep] You won't even talk to me.
I don't want to be here.
-[Anthony] That was it-- -Oh!
[Rob] Hey, I hear there's a party going on here?
[Rebecca] Yeah.
I had to come. How you doing? I'm Rob.
-[Anthony] Hey. What's your name? -Rob.
-And who is this? -Oh...
Jesus Christmas, dude.
Hey, look, it's two new dudes.
[man] Oh, there's two new men.
I think everybody is a little thrown off
about two more guys coming in.
Obviously, it's more competition,
but everybody's already partnering up.
So that if they want any chance
at finding a connection,
they're gonna have to step on some of our toes.
I'm not worried, but I want to make sure
that I keep letting Christina know
that I wanna pursue something with her.
[Rob] Where are you from?
[Rebecca] From Rochester, New York.
[Kelle] There she goes.
Fletcher. Nice to meet you.
[Anthony] Are you father, son?
No. This is my uncle Rob.
[Anthony] Uncle Rob. All right, cool.
Is that what we got going on here?
[Crystal] Hi!
[Shauna] Okay Kelle, which one?
[Kelle] Um, we'll see. I'll figure it out.
I mean, now that Connor is dead to me,
I'm definitely still available
and um... ready to mingle.
Hi, I'm Kelle.
-No, No handshakes. -[Kelle] Oh, hi.
Hi Kelle, I'm Rob.
-Nice to meet you. -[Kelle] Where are you from?
[Rob] I'm here to meet the perfect woman.
And I think that I'll have anything that I can do
to help out with that.
I don't need your help.
You're too young. I got it.
-Rob, rob, yeah, yeah, yeah. -I got more experience, man.
-I can handle this. -This goes two ways.
I got it handled.
[laughs]
[Sam] Oh [bleep] did you see how big this guy is?
Pink shirt.
We might have a buffer guy to this guy now.
[Chris speaking]
After seeing the new guys who just came
I'm on guard.
I know if I'm on guard [chuckles]
everybody else probably is, too.
-[Barby] Nice to meet you. -Hey, you too. Hi Barby.
Well, I'm gonna pull on one [bleep] out.
Baby, what's good?
[all laughing]
[David] More guys coming to the house
just hurts our ratio even more than it already is.
We have more guys than girls,
and then we're adding more guys.
And I just know that somebody's gonna pick Christina.
Hey, I'm Christina.
-Nice to meet you. -Christina. Fletcher. Pleasure.
[David] I really, genuinely don't think that there's
too much competition there.
Inevitably, I think I'll turn out on top.
-[Crystal laughing] -[Rob] I'm glad we could come crash your party.
[Crystal] I am excited that we got some new guys.
Rob is just sexy to me.
You know, I don't mind a little rivalry
or whatever to get you know, Stacy,
a little jealous or whatever.
Well, nice meeting you all you ladies.
-Hope to talk to y'all later. -I mean, you too.
All right.
[phone beeps]
We've got a text!
Everyone, please welcome Rob
-and Fletcher -[Crystal] Hello!
are going yet, you duo?
What's up, guys.
[Kelly] Just like all of you
they came here looking for love.
It's time to mingle with the ladies, have fun!
[all applauding]
All right, Christina...
Me?
-You ready to go? -[Christina] Yeah.
-[Fletcher] Excellent done! -[Christina] Let's go.
[all laughing]
I didn't wanna step on anyone's toes,
but I knew from the get go
I'm gonna go find what I thought
was the prettiest girl out there
and I'm just gonna make a move.
I said, "Christina, let's go."
So tell me a little bit about you.
-I'm 46, -Okay.
from North Carolina.
Okay.
I own my own company.
Okay, relatable.
I have a small business up in Jacksonville.
-Mmm. -I actually do seamless gutters.
Well, that's awesome, though.
Yeah...
Have you ever been married?
-No, no, no. I've been... -Never been married?
-never been married. -Uh-huh.
Uh... I did some time in the military.
I was a sergeant in the marines.
I went back home to Jacksonville
and started up a small business.
And I've been rolling with it ever since.
When I was starting about my business,
the first two years, I was broke all the time.
No girl wants to hang out with a guy
that doesn't have enough money
or enough time.
Dating for me was hard.
I've had maybe one or two girlfriends over
like for the past five years.
So it's been a bumpy ride.
It's been a bumpy ride.
Now, how old are you again?
-I'm 30. -So you date older women?
I mean, do you prefer to date older women?
I'm very up, like, up front
and like blunt with what I say.
-Older chicks knows what-- They know, what's up. -Yeah.
-They'll get straight to the point, -Yeah.
-and I can appreciate that. -Right.
I am dating both David and Sam.
Fletcher's cute. He's got great eyes,
but three people at the same time,
it's just-- it seems a little weird to me.
Let's go back up.
I appreciate you come and hang out with me for a bit.
-[Christina] Yeah, thank you. You are awesome. -Yeah.
-[Kelle] Well, cheers first of all. -Yeah, here.
Welcome to the house.
Good to meet you. So you can see my eyes.
-Yes. Okay, blue. -[bleep]
-We got a drink. -Yes.
-Okay. -We do that again.
It's hard.
At least I feel like it's a little bit difficult
in like the real world per se, because you don't know
if someone's really serious about, you know, finding love.
-[Rob] Yeah. -So that's why we're all here.
[Rob] And I know as we get a little bit older,
it's kind of hard when we wanna keep ourselves in good shape
-to find people in our own age category. -Yeah.
I've been serious about my physique
my whole life.
It's my lifestyle.
I did my first bodybuilding competition last year August.
I had made it in New Year's resolution
I was gonna start.
And then I got into Florida State
and I won Masters 55 and above.
I normally date girls
who are a little bit younger
because they keep themselves more fit.
But Kelle looks really good, and she's definitely...
definitely keeps herself in good shape.
-That's it. -Yeah.
We're all just like having a good time being single
and trying to find a connection.
Agreed.
[Kelle] I mean, now that the relationship
with Connor and I is done,
I would love to have a more mature man
that knows who he is
and knows what he wants and appreciates me.
Rob definitely looks like he takes care of himself.
He obviously works out,
and I'm excited to get to know him.
Hopefully, we can keep talking
and get to know each other better.
Yeah.
-Okay. Let's go meet some people here. -Yeah.
[water splashing]
No.
When was the last time did you have a relationship?
I've never been in a super serious relationship.
Why do you think that is?
-I know why that is. -Why?
It's because I never did high school relationships.
I don't do bull [bleep] relationships.
Like if I'm gonna settle down with somebody,
that's endgame.
That's it.
Like I believe that there should only ever be one love of your life.
[Joey] My dad and my mom kind of
you know, they just always butt heads a lot, you know?
And I think their divorce affected me a little bit.
It made me realize that I don't wanna get
caught up in something too soon.
But, you know, being here, you know,
really opened my eyes on what I'm looking for exactly in a woman.
I'm not gonna force love,
but I really am hopeful that I find it.
That's so different for your age, you know?
My dad always like, doesn't really agree with it.
-He's like, Joey, like-- -Yeah, that's to my point.
[Shauna] I feel like Joey is opening up a lot,
and I did not expect this.
He's 20 years younger than me.
What? You know, this could not possibly be a match,
but Joey is so mature.
This is what I came here for.
To do just this, experience this
and he's given me life.
He's the best part of this experience for me.
-Thanks for sharing that. -Of course.
Let's be open.
[captivating music playing]
-Crystal, you got a minute? -Yeah.
Y'all are, like, all snuggled up there.
-I had to come bother you. -[Crystal laughs]
[Kelle] Um, he's taken. So I'm just letting you know.
[Crystal] Oh Lord, you embarrass me.
[Rob] I got to get to know you all.
I can't let you all sit there and hang out.
Just all you ladies together.
And where were you from?
[Crystal] St Louis, Missouri. But I live in Charlotte.
-North Carolina. -[Rob] Okay. I love Charlotte.
-[Crystal] Mm-hmm. -[Rob] That's your prima donna place?
Where it's like, it's the perfect place for you?
[Crystal] Yeah.
So are you... Are you divorced
-or never been married? -Divorced.
Divorced in 2018, was married for 20 years.
-Okay. -So I'm a true empty nester.
I've got two daughters.
When we got divorced, I think I forgot how to date.
It's just something when you're happily married,
it's not on your mind.
-You're now started thinking -Right.
-I wasn't ready for it. -It's like, how do I get out here and do this?
-Like, where do I begin with it? -Yeah.
-How does this work?
Marriage became a struggle at the end,
trying to stay on the same page together.
After the divorce happened, I had kind of struggled
because I thought I could get back out and date again.
And I found it really hard
because I'd been such a father for so long
that I forgot what it was like to date.
So talking to Crystal,
it's good to see that she's pretty down to earth
and she seems like somebody I could get along with.
-You were even, you warmed up to it. -It came back pretty quick.
It came back quick.
[Crystal] But I feel you.
And I want to get a chance to talk to you again.
-Yeah, me too. -I definitely liked that conversation.
[Stacy] Crystal's made it very clear
that she's mad at me
because I asked out Shauna.
And seeing her moving on
to the next person or whatever,
I don't want that.
So before all this accelerates,
I would like to talk to her alone.
Give me a hug since we're huggers.
[Rob] Oh yeah, I am hugger.
-Yeah, We're Southerners. We always hug. -[Crystal] Okay.
-Thank you. All right. -[Rob] Yeah.
[Crystal] Who's ready to find out
if wisdom really does come with age?
Who taught you everything you know?
Who's old and single?
Ooh.
What is the best sex position?
You know, we're at disadvantage.
We weren't around when sex was invented.
[instrumental music playing]
[Stacy] What's up, St. Louis?
-[Crystal] Hey, how are you doing? -You good?
[Crystal] Mmm-hmm.
[Stacy] Let me starting [bleep].
I haven't said a word to you. [laughs]
[Stacy] Exactly. That's the problem.
We should be able to have a conversation
and not be all like hostile towards each other like...
Okay I can-- Yeah, okay.
[Stacy] I think communication,
that's one thing that I probably would have
changed in my marriage.
I was the type that kind of like Crystal.
Being from St. Louis, I held things in,
I just cut you off.
So I see where Crystal is at,
but I need her at a different place
if I'm trying to build a relationship with you.
I will admit,
yesterday I did ask Shauna on a date.
Because she's new
I'm gonna see what she's about.
-But then, you know, I asked her and she said, no. -Mmm-hmm.
I was like, damn!
I was-- I was a little hurt.
You know, I've been trying to, like,
give you hints and, you know, just--
And I've been loyal to you.
I haven't interacted with any other man here
'cause I felt like once my eyes were set on you,
I was concentrating on you, and I didn't feel like none
of that energy was reciprocated back to me.
You don't show any affection.
You don't hold my hand.
It's always that homie, homie friend.
You know, we're from St Louis blah, blah, blah
and any time we go off and talk, in private
we're always talking like we're buddies.
It seems like you want to do overnight with done.
It took me and my wife--
It took me three years to get engaged to my ex-wife.
-So for me to move, -[Crystal laughs]
I'm not saying that I'm at the age now
where things are moved that slow.
But if I decided to move in that direction,
that's gonna be--
That's gonna take like patience,
understanding, communication.
It's not when you say
something about I want something overnight. No, I don't.
You know what?
This is the thing, my feelings,
they haven't changed,
especially by you coming to me
and we're talking this out.
That's a good thing.
[Crystal] Me and Stacy, I think we're making progress.
I do. He's getting closer to me.
So today was a big step.
But I just hope he,
you know, makes a bigger step before we get ready to go.
See, this is what communication does.
We're laughing and we're talking.
I already know how it is.
[Crystal laughs]
[upbeat music playing]
[Ryan] Guys, I got a message.
Ah, we got a text!
-[Ryan] They say with age comes wisdom. -[man] Hell, yeah.
Today we're going to put that to the test.
Ooh.
This next challenge, we'll find out who knows more about what women want,
younger men or older men.
-It's not even a challenge. -[laughing]
[all cheering]
[Darren] The last thing we want to do
is take advantage of all our years of experience.
Our better looks, our money, everything else.
We don't want to crush their fragile egos.
All right, let's see who wins here, the young bucks or the old dinosaurs.
So who's ready to find out
if wisdom really does come with age?
-Oh, jeez! -Experience, or inexperience?
Experience!
-Who's old and single? -Yeah, whoa.
The ladies will ask both groups the same questions.
The team that gets the most votes from the women will earn one point.
The team that loses will face a punishment that nobody will want.
-Game on. -All right.
[Fletcher] I ain't gonna fake the funk about this.
Rob knows more. I learn a lot from this man.
I've got more experience.
But you're you're a good wingman and you're in training.
We'll get you...
What is the best sex position?
Oh.
-Ooh. -We already know this one, guys.
Nah, you would think-- you'd be surprised.
Huddle up.
You always gotta remember what they would like, not what we would like.
-Be quiet. -Oh yeah, come around here.
Yeah, it's either missionary or doggy.
Definitely not doggy.
You think it's just [bleep] they're talking about?
Talking about 69 and stuff too?
[Anthony]There's certain things...
-You just don't do. -...you just don't talk or do in front of each other.
-You know. -Unwritten rules.
Yeah.
Yeah, bro's got good handwriting.
-Go, go, go, here we go! -Hop in.
-They're taking way too long! -Hurry up!
-Need some help? -Go, let's go.
You women are so complex, it takes a while.
Oh, gosh.
Okay, sons, let's see your answer.
-Missionary. -Missionary.
[woman] Boring!
-[makes error noise] -[laughs]
Look at this reaction over here!
-[makes error noise] -[laughs]
I'm not trying to be funny, but missionary?
I mean, are you kidding me? Can you get any more vanilla?
Okay, team dads, what is your answer?
The position that makes you [bleep], times three.
[women cheer]
Hey, that's not a position!
Y'all clearly don't know what the hell y'all are doing over there.
We'll leave it up to the ladies to decide if ours is a good answer.
The dads have years of experience.
Of course the dads know more about sexual positions.
Agree to disagree.
You've been having sex for what, three days?
I'm not telling you how long I've been having sex.
-Nice try, though. -How many positions can you name?
Oh, God, um...
Not that many, I guess. Doggy, missionary.
Cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl.
-Um... -Oh, just stop.
Ok, ladies, so who do you think had the best answer?
DILFs.
Oh!
That's weak sauce.
You know, we're at a disadvantage.
We weren't around when sex was invented.
[man groans]
Gentlemen, how many times a week would you want to have sex?
-She can't... -Oh.
-How many days a week or how many times? -Times.
We want the women to have the power on this.
-Yeah... -I know, that's safe.
Let me stick with that number.
I agree. I mean, like they did novels. We could do novels.
Okay, dads, how many times a week
would you want to have sex?
[together] 21.
Three times a day.
-That's weekly. -Seven days a week.
Yo, our answer's something that you guys literally can't keep up with.
In fact you cannot.
[all] Oh!
The problem is, we've already learned
you guys have no idea what she needs.
-Yeah, yeah. -No idea.
We know what you need for 21 times. Viagra.
[man laughs]
Okay, sons, what's your answer?
As much as she needs.
-[woman] Yeah! -[man] There you go.
[man] That's more than 21.
I kind of like that answer.
Okay, ladies.
-[man] Yeah! -Oh, come on!
Clean wipe!
That's a clean sweep for the sons.
One point.
Next question.
Which body part on a woman should you lick to turn her on?
[man] Okay.
I don't know, at this point I don't [bleep].
I'm sticking with that for sure.
Okay, sons, please show us your answer.
[bleep]
[laughs]
[laughing] Okay.
Oh, they called it.
They called it. Oh my God, I'm embarrassed.
I am so embarrassed right now.
Yeah, I'm... no comment.
That's a me thing.
To the dads. Please show us your answer.
Every inch of her.
See? Keep it clean, keep it classy,
and it makes a point.
Get it?
-[woman] I... Yeah. -Okay.
-[woman] Game over. -[woman] Yeah.
[laughs]
[man] Shut up!
[man] Shocking, I can't believe it.
You're getting this all down, right?
[Joey] I'm trying to stay confident right now.
But, um, the women aren't really too stoked about our answers.
It's kind of hard, you know, knowing in the back of my head
that my dad taught me what I know.
The next question is,
what is the best way to turn women on?
-On. -I got it.
Start with foreplay. Now, what type of foreplay? Specifically...
Think about what turns them on?
[Chris] So if there's one thing I've learned from Barby,
is older women want reassurance
and knowing that, okay, I'm still good with my partner,
we're still on the same page. We're still solidified in this.
[Chris]I think we got this one.
Reassurance will definitely keep a woman in this house.
Okay, sons, what is your answer?
Reassurance.
-Ooh. -Ooh.
When you're broke.
Oh, my God.
[woman] Darren!
[indistinct chatter]
We don't want the gold diggers anyway.
Wow.
Okay, DILFs.
What's your answer?
[in unison] Do all the chores, send her on a shopping spree.
-[women cheer] -[men laugh]
-[man laughs] -[woman] Yeah!
We had it. We knew we had that one.
That one was in the bag.
-Yeah! -Yeah!
[men cheer]
[man] Sweet.
[man laughs]
That don't change nothing.
I'm gonna say, you can be creeping around while she's shopping.
It bothers me that Barby says that she prefers a guy who would let her spend her money
just because I want a woman to see me for me
and not my bank account, because that always fluctuates.
But I will always stay myself and stay consistent.
[phone buzzes]
Got a text message, everybody.
Listen up...
The winners of this challenge are...
The DILFs.
-[cheering] -[man] Good job, DILFs.
-All right. Good job, DILFs. -Yeah!
[Connor]It was a little back and forth in the very beginning,
-but then we got swept at the end. -Till the rope [bleep] board.
That was not my decision.
[Crystal] Young men, as the losing team,
for your punishment, you will have to clean the house.
You know how I like to clean? Throw everything away.
You're a bunch of dirty boys, and it's time to clean up.
That's right.
[cheering]
[bleep] this. [bleep]
[Chris] After this challenge, we're kind of starting to see that with me and Barby,
that's a lot of [bleep]that we need to talk about.
Everybody has their own nicks, their own little flaws.
The question is, are you willing to deal with that?
[Barby] I'll have to admit, that pouting from you guys was...
Well, I told everybody from day one.
-I get it, I get it. -Like, I've been saying that,
like, everybody clean up after themselves,
that's something I've been preaching.
And then little Miss, little Miss...
What?
-I'm cleaning up y'all's room. -I'm cleaning my own room.
-But, all right... -That's not part of the thing, you know.
Hmm.
Okay, but that's not, I know that's not all it was.
-So... -What?
-Uh... -Come on.
What, love? I'm here to talk.
Something I said or did made you upset.
Please. Huh?
It was just one of the answers that you gave.
-What? -It's like...
The reassurance one. And then when you decided that, oh no,
the correct answer was just send you on a shopping spree.
It wasn't just the shopping spree, it's cleaning,
the guy cleans while I go and have, like, a girl's day,
In the perfect world, you do the chores
and I get to spend your money.
I'm a single mom who's provided for everybody.
Yeah, you know what? I've shopped for everybody.
I [bleep] bought school clothes forever.
I [bleep] paid my mom's phone bill,
paid her rent, you know what I mean?
It's not a bad thing that I want somebody to take me shopping
once in a while or clean my house.
-There was a lot of weight on me, you know. -Mm-hmm.
And so, yeah, I would be lying to you
if I said to you that I'm not at a place in my life
where it would be nice if somebody could take a load off me
and let me [bleep] relax a little bit.
Financially, and that's kind of like where I've been
with my dating now, you know?
[Barby]I'm not sure that Chris is even financially stable yet.
But he's showing me a really mature side.
I appreciate the directness and the openness
and the communication that we have
because I have almost never had that
with some of these guys that make money.
Are you okay?
Yeah.
-Promise? -Mm-hmm.
Okay.
[Chris] It rubs me a little wrong just because, like right now,
in this moment, I'm not the man that's just going to give you $5000
to go on a shopping spree.
Is that what I'm working to become?
Oh God, yes. And I will get there.
But I'm just not there yet.
My career, I fluctuate a lot.
So if that's what she wants, is just somebody to give her a credit card,
I might not be the guy for you.
Let me see where I'm at after this. Okay.
Loser has to make the other person breakfast
and give them a kiss.
I feel like Christina and I are actually really compatible.
But I'm worried that I'm going to become a thing of the past.
I smell the bleach from here, boys, good job.
-Good job, good job. -[man laughs]
You're lucky you didn't have to pick up dirty tampons.
[David] Gentlemen, to victory.
[all cheering]
Salud, salud.
[woman]The floor looks horrible.
Sam, just do some stuff on the floor, babe.
-I know. You're so sweet. -No, we need it swept and mopped.
[laughs]
You got this, Sam.
Who the [bleep]
-Yo! -Yeah.
I smell the bleach from here, boys. Good job.
-Good job. Good job. -[men laugh]
Work with detergent. There we go.
No, I think you just throw those in the actual...
Yeah. Okay.
All right, start.
All right, I'll grab pink, you grab white.
You're lucky you didn't have to pick up dirty tampons.
[laughs]
[David] This is gonna be so much fun.
-[David] All right. -[Christina] Such an expert.
[Sam] In a perfect world I wouldn't want, uh, Christina talking to David.
But I have a lot of really good traits, too.
And I'm not gonna let David stop me.
I was here first at the end of the day.
Oh, bringing out the O.G.
Here even longer than you.
I think we should play a game out of it.
Okay, what's going to be the game?
Well, the loser has to make
the other person breakfast.
-Okay. -And give 'em a kiss.
[Christina] I have, you know, this great connection with Sam.
I think he's an amazing person.
But there's something about David.
David is older, but he has, like, a younger spirit.
So it kind of made me feel like I was dating a younger guy.
Even though he's in his 40s.
I would never want to hurt Sam.
But you know, you never know who you're gonna connect with.
I'm here to find my forever person.
And, you know, I want to be spending as much time as I can here with David.
And no one else.
-Oh! -Oh!
See, but I know where my ball needs to be.
That was close, okay, so you got one more.
You need to at least put one on the board.
Have you had this much fun golfing before?
-Never. -Okay, that was a good answer.
[laughs]
I think I'm at a place with Christina right now that there's...
There's definitely a potential for something to grow deeper.
I think she's pretty conservative and she likes to play it slow
and build on the connection that we have,
and I really admire that.
It's almost just like we're, we're just in sync.
I missed it.
Don't do it on purpose.
Did you do it purpose?
[laughs]
Have I got you figured out?
-You... -I read you.
-[laughs] -Scary, isn't it?
Do you want me to make one?
I'm gonna make one if you want me to make it.
Well, I mean, I want you to do what you...
-Damn. -[laughs]
-So you made me? -So I win!
[bleep] The winner gets a kiss.
There's our kiss.
I lost, but that's okay, I got a kiss.
I might have thrown the game a little bit to get a kiss.
So, uh, but yeah, I think we're vibing for sure.
I'm excited.
I got to give you a kiss.
-Okay, we can keep playing. -Okay.
[both laugh]
You still gotta make me breakfast.
[laughs]
She wants to be with somebody who can give her this,
give her that, and send her on a shopping spree.
Made it seem as though my reassurance wasn't [bleep].
Like it wasn't... That's not what she wanted.
Like, I'm not making 100K a year, like...
You're a fighter. You all know how fighters get, baby.
Yeah, well, if that's what you want, I'm telling you right now
that's not got to be me like I'm not built like that.
I think I'm personally about to...
fall back a little bit just to give her her space
and see how she actually maneuvers now.
And, yeah, as a safety mechanism,
I know that I put up walls to make sure I don't get hurt
to make sure, you know, my mental state is good.
I've worked so hard on my [bleep] mental health.
I don't want to fall back into that pattern because I got my feelings hurt.
[Chris] If I allow somebody into my feelings at all,
for me that's big, and opening up, being vulnerable
and allowing somebody to come in
that you think has good intentions for you,
and then all of a sudden, just,
you realize like that, like, maybe this ain't it.
I do believe the more I let somebody in, the more it's gonna hurt.
I might be a fighter, but some things just,
they're not worth fighting for.
I don't normally date older men,
but you know, Rob has a very young spirit.
I have great hopes for us.
So kids are by you, college.
Kids, college.
They're both good girls.
-Oh, you have two girls. -Mm-hmm.
You're like this.
-[laughing] Yeah. -[laughs]
Well, making sure I don't lose an eyeball.
So have you ever dated someone long distance?
I mean, out-of-country long distance? Yes.
Oh, me too.
How far away?
England.
-Ah. I was Russia. -Oh.
There was nothing wrong with her. She was much younger.
Much younger.
And then during that same time, I started realizing,
are they really gonna be happy when you're 75 and they're only 50?
-Right. -And that's...
She was 31 when I was...
...fifty-five?
How old are you now? Now you're making me ask.
-I'm 59. -Yeah, because you don't look that old at all.
-Well, thank you. -Yeah, you look good.
Your arms are nice.
Well, thank you. Here. Hold on to it.
[laughs]
Let me get closer.
-Oh, your hands are cold. -I know.
I'm freezing. It's freezing out.
You should've told me.
I would have come closer sooner.
I don't normally date older men,
but you know, Rob has a very young spirit.
He's very sweet, and even though he's new to the house,
like, I have great hopes for us.
I'll tell you what you want to head back in?
-Yeah. -I need a kiss good night.
Mm.
-We'll resume this later. -Okay.
Okay.
What is going on?
Huh?
Why are you mad?
-I'm not. -Yes, you are.
Yes, you are.
I think Chris is blowing this out of proportion.
He's willing to throw everything we have away
and treat me like [bleep] over the fact that he lost the challenge.
So you're just gonna shut down like this?
Okay, well, I'll [bleep] go home tonight too then, like Lannette.
[Barby crying]
I don't think I can deal with how Chris is treating me right now.
Good communication is something I've never had
in any relationship in my entire life.
And I'm realizing I can't
invest my time and my feelings in somebody who's being so dismissive.
I'm stretched physically, I'm stretched emotionally, mentally,
I don't [bleep] care.
[sobbing] I can't deal with this.
The fact that Chris is being so dismissive, it makes me feel angry.
One minute you're telling me you're into me,
and then the next minute you can't even look me in the face.
It was very hurtful.
[bleep] He won't even talk to me.
I'm just done. I don't want to be here.
[sobs]
This isn't me.
This is not my life.
[sobs]
♪ Lights go down Curtain closes ♪
This is why Lannette left.
I don't open up either.
I've let myself be vulnerable.
This is not how I deserve to be treated.
He's emotionally immature.
I don't ice him like that.
[sobs]
I don't treat him like that.
I showed him so much love.
[sobbing] More love than I have anyone in a long time.
I should have never had sex with him.
[sobs]
Why did I do this?
[sobs]
♪ Lights go down Curtain closes ♪
I can't deal with this.
♪ Is this how the world ends? ♪
[Barby] I'm going home.
It's a new thing every day.
[woman] Something's brewing.
[man] What have we got here?
[man] Oh my God, it's your daughter.
Oh, my God.
-Auntie. -[woman squeals]
-This is Darren. -Hi, Darren.
Right now is my only chance at a first impression.
Okay. So how old is this baby over here?
-I'm 28. -Twenty-eight?
My past relationships, you have been like
one of the best coaches for me.
Get to know Stacy.
And let him know you don't [bleep] with my sister, and that's it.
Look who I got, Joey!
All your mother's been saying, my son reminds me of your son.
-That's why I had to go out with him. -Mm-hmm.
-We can talk about this another time. -We will. Yeah, we will.
One more thing, Joey.
Let him know you kissed his mother.
So this is out of the way.
-All right. [laughs] -We'll move on.
-You're fake as [bleep]. -I'm fake?
-You can't even look at me when I talk to you. -'Cause you're weird.
You're up here. I'm weird?
This is, like, too much.
Happy [bleep] birthday, psycho!
[Barby] I know it's not your day, it's hard for you.
Process.