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{\an8}I'm Kev.
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{\an8}Flora.
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{\an8}I'm gonna be riding you later.
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{\an8}No, you won't.
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{\an8}- Hi, how are you?
- Flora. How are ya?
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{\an8}I'm good.
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Good girl, Flora.
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- Mornin'.
- Oh, fuck.
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Told ya.
Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah?
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Yeah, all me life. Great club.
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Listen,
will I whip us up something for breakfast?
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A little fry maybe, you know?
Where's the fridge?
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There's nothing in it. Me son eats it all.
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There's a son?
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Yeah.
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- Where is he?
- Don't know.
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Supposed to be in school.
Could be anywhere.
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I told you all about this last night,
in the taxi?
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You said you were cool with that?
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Shut the door on the way out.
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Have you committed any antisocial behavior
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- in the last few months of your life?
- No way, Guard.
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Have you received any stolen goods
to the best of your knowledge?
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Absolutely not, Guard.
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Have you stolen any goods?
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Not that I got caught with.
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- Answer him properly, you fucking idiot.
- Fuck.
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- How did you get the black eye?
- Fighting.
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Did you never think
of joining the boxing club, Max?
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No. They only wanted me to clean up,
mop spit off the floor.
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- I'm not doing that.
- That's how Rocky started.
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They have a new cycling group
in Mount Vernon.
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Don't have a bike.
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He sold it for a secondhand laptop
so he could play video games.
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That's not all I do on it.
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Watch pornography on it too.
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The Juvenile Liaison program
is designed to keep young people
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out of the court system,
and so out of prison.
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And we all know what they do
to pretty young lads like you in prison.
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They anally rape them, Max.
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We'll leave it there, son.
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But I'm warning you now,
you're headed in that direction
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with a string of offenses
the length of me arm.
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One more offense
and you'll be behind bars.
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Flora, find him something to do.
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Something to keep
those light fingers occupied, yeah?
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Yikes. Look at you,
you big chocolate head.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
She found some in the kitchen.
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No worries.
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- How was your workout?
- Amazing. How am I doing?
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- You look amazing.
- Yay.
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Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks.
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Right. Here's your baby.
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Thanks so much, Aishling.
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See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday.
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- Bye now!
- Thanks again!
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No, thanking you!
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Come here.
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- Yeah, all right.
- You ready?
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How much to fix this guitar up?
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Let me see--
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Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings,
two new machine heads.
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- Sixty euro?
- Fuck off.
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Eighteen euro.
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Do it.
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Hiya.
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What's that?
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It's a piano.
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Whose is it?
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Wait, now, how many kids do I have?
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Well, let's see. One?
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It's yours.
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Where'd you get it?
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Who cares where it came from?
It's a guitar. It makes music.
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You used to be dead into music.
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Happy birthday.
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You fucking robbed it
from one of the houses, didn't you?
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No, I didn't rob it. Play it.
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- Don't want to play.
- Why not?
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- Since when am I a guitarist?
- Since now!
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- Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me.
- How do you know? Maybe I did.
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Well, did ya?
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No. But why does that matter?
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Me whole life, you never get me anything.
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Then you come home
with this dusty piece of shit
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the day after me birthday,
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and expect me
to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran?
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- It's a gift. Who cares?
- I don't want it.
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- It's a crock of fucking shit.
- You ungrateful prick.
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And you're a daft slag
who never gave anyone anything.
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Don't talk to me like that,
you little prick.
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Cunt.
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You came out of my cunt,
you ungrateful little animal.
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One day I'm gonna surprise you
and smash into your fucking face!
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You'll be behind bars before that!
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- Good. Away from you!
- Go on!
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Go back to your da!
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You forgot your fucking present.
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Hey, Da.
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Come here, little man.
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I'm in the Lamborghini.
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- Flora.
- Ian.
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Heard about the guitar episode.
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So you had a little Harry Styles
on your hands, was it?
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Who knows what he could be?
I mean, look at the genes.
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It's not about the genes.
It's about dreams.
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I gave up my musical dreams for him.
And you. You're welcome.
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Here we go.
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You do know we were on the same billing
as Snow Patrol the night you and I met?
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Course I did. It's why I fucked ya.
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To think where I could be now,
if things hadda been different.
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Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill.
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Pick a prison.
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Very funny.
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Go on, you'd better go.
They'll clamp your fucking broomstick.
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Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself.
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Okay.
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Could be you're not the only genius
in this family.
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Sorry, but you playing the guitar?
That's just too funny.
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- Why?
- 'Cause it takes dedication,
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years of practice, sweat, commitment.
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It's not just an overnight transformation
on some fucking reality TV show.
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Took 20 years to build up them calluses.
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Are you really gonna talk to me
about commitment?
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Where is she?
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At a nail bar, getting a manicure?
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Or at the surgery,
getting a Brazilian arse lift?
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She doesn't need one, love.
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You're disgusting.
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And don't just sit on the couch
smoking weed and playing video games.
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And her arse isn't that amazing!
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Just FYI!
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Hey.
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- Flora.
- Juanita.
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- Awkward.
- Not for me.
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I've been there. You're welcome to him.
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Thanks. See ya.
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Hasta luego.
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Fucking hell.
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I can't go on like this.
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Okay. Let's go.
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No. I mean, in life.
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This can't be my story.
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Living in a shoebox
with a kid who hates me,
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and his da who doesn't see me.
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This can't be my narrative.
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He rejected your prezzie. So what?
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You didn't even buy it, in fairness,
and you forgot his birthday.
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But you are a great mother.
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Am I?
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I watch those news stories
about kids gone missing and police hunts,
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and I feel for those parents.
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But sometimes,
I wouldn't mind that so much.
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I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to him, but sometimes,
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I'd love to come home
and he just wasn't there.
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Okay, I take it back.
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You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go.
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See ya in Shifters later?
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Have I ever said no to that question?
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See, there's something to look forward to.
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See ya, Flora.
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That smoky voice-- That is one heck
of a little vehicle you have there.
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You are sparkling like
the diamond we always knew you were.
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Just watching you sell
the emotion of the song
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is one of the most impressive things
I've seen since I've been judging.
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Tremendous job.
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Start your journey.
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The fuck?
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Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again.
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If you are a beginner guitarist,
there's a really high chance
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that you are making
one of these five mistakes.
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Then I had, you know, a period of time
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where I was just practicing that
for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas.
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There's only one way
to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page.
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Let me tell you.
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This is how you might
imagine a typical guitar progress curve.
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Once you've put in your 10,000 hours,
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you're officially
a professional guitarist.
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- Oh, no.
- The three P's:
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practice, practice, practice, practice.
So, let's go with the four P's.
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I'm gonna teach you music theory
in ten minutes.
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What up, YouTube?
Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you
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how to shred the gnar on guitar.
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Hi again. Miss Allison here.
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- Now it's your turn!
- What are you wearing?
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Well, let me tell you,
you are about to embark on a relationship
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that will last you a lifetime.
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One of joy and calm and peace.
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A guitar is a lot like a bicycle.
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You put a little bit into it,
and you get a hell of a lot out.
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But this is just by way of an introduction
to lessons with me.
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Let's all just sit here and think
about that for a second.
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About the potential that's already there
in the room with you right now.
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If you wanna learn to play,
just hit that button there and sign up.
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Bye.
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Twenty fucking dollars?
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Perfect.
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Got magic
Abra da Cabra
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Got magic
Abra da Cabra
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That's very nice, girls. Very nice.
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Serious charms
I got serious fuckin' charms
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Red hot girls buzz around in swarms
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Round me neck
Hangin' off me arms
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Serious guns, I got serious guns
Blap, blap, blap...
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Come on. It's dinner time.
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Got wand, got whip
Got honey, got grip
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Got money, got wow!
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Got shot, so what? No worry
Got God on me payroll...
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See ya, Samantha.
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Got girls appearing
From the North Side
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It looks brilliant.
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Fuck! This is crazy.
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Flying like eagles. And-- Shit...
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Right, I'm going out.
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To where? To that lot you were with today?
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No, just off to Rhys's house,
then over to the precinct for a bit.
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You're not going to do some BASE jumping
off some buildings or something?
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No. We don't have a GoPro anyway.
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'Cause the last thing I want
is the Guards calling here,
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telling me you've fallen off
a tower block or something.
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And you're dead. And gone.
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Be back at 9:00!
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- For what?
- Because I fucking say so.
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I can't wait for the day
I don't have to be here.
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The only reason you're here
is 'cause your da wants his days off
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for his projects.
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Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7,
trust me.
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If you don't want me here,
why do I have to be back at 9:00?
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Don't play mind games with me. Get out.
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Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.?
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Yeah.
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How are you?
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I'm all right. How are you?
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Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles.
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I can smell the eucalyptus
on the breeze, so can't complain.
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Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too.
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Is it evening there?
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No, it's just permanently this grim.
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So, you wanna learn the guitar.
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Is it easy?
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Depends what you wanna do with it.
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Do you want to
just play for your own pleasure,
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or you wanna play for other people,
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you wanna write songs on it
or learn your favorite songs?
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What are you hoping to get out of this?
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I look at women playing the guitar
or the piano, and it's so sexy.
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Wow. I guess that is
why a lot of people take up an instrument.
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- Is that why you took it up?
- No.
249
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,360
No, you look pretty good.
Wouldn't say you need it.
250
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,197
- Okay.
- So why'd you start then?
251
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,284
Let's focus on you, all right?
252
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,619
Good plan.
253
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:59,205
Okay. So, let's sit it up there.
254
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,918
I'll teach you some root chords.
Let's start with G.
255
00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:07,464
Ready?
256
00:18:09,049 --> 00:18:10,300
- Brilliant.
- Okay.
257
00:18:12,802 --> 00:18:15,680
So how many chords do you need to know
before you can write a song?
258
00:18:16,223 --> 00:18:20,143
It's not really
about the number of chords.
259
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,771
It's more, you know, how you use them.
260
00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,899
Like-- Here.
261
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,551
Okay. Same song.
262
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:53,904
Jesus.
263
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:56,489
Yeah, so the first version,
it uses all the same,
264
00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,159
you know, paints and canvas and brushes.
265
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:05,290
But the second version has got 20 years
of life and heartache on display.
266
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,835
You can see all the brushstrokes.
267
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,672
All that personality's
in the same three chords.
268
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,425
And you can know a thousand chords
269
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,303
and never write something
as beautiful as that.
270
00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:20,722
Is that your problem?
271
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,600
I didn't know I had a problem.
272
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,268
You're teaching guitar online, love.
273
00:20:26,728 --> 00:20:30,607
- Right. You're Irish.
- So do you know a thousand chords?
274
00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,151
What I'm saying is,
we all know the same number of words,
275
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,111
but we don't all write
a Shakespeare sonnet.
276
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,240
I'm confused.
277
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,743
Good. What are your goals?
Besides being sexy.
278
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,621
Impress people.
279
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,456
- Who?
- Men.
280
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,375
- Why?
- Sex and company.
281
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,542
Yeah, but what else?
282
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:51,795
To make them like me.
283
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,382
- Why don't they like you already?
- I don't know.
284
00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,677
Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes.
285
00:21:03,807 --> 00:21:05,183
Are you coming on to me?
286
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:09,020
- Sorry?
- So you're a songwriter too?
287
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,815
- How do you know that?
- Google.
288
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,567
Took about six seconds.
289
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,193
Where do you live in LA?
290
00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,362
I live in Topanga Canyon.
291
00:21:17,362 --> 00:21:21,199
I heard of that. I bet you drive
a pickup and work with horses.
292
00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:23,285
I do not work with horses.
293
00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,369
What's your star sign?
294
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,788
- I don't know.
- You don't know your own birthday?
295
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,623
Let's get back to the lesson, all right?
296
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,919
Let me ask you, do you consider yourself
a big music person?
297
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,298
I mean,
I was always very attracted to musicians.
298
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,510
I married one. He was on
the same bill as Snow Patrol once.
299
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:46,057
No, I'm asking, what are you doing here,
Flora, if music's not really your thing?
300
00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,436
I liked the look of ya.
301
00:21:50,437 --> 00:21:51,271
Okay.
302
00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:54,024
All the other teachers seemed
like real posers and wankers,
303
00:21:54,024 --> 00:21:55,609
you know, failed musicians.
304
00:21:55,609 --> 00:21:58,194
But you seemed sorta...
305
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,156
real.
306
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,408
I am real.
307
00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:07,120
You sorta calmed me down
when I saw you for the first time.
308
00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:13,251
Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath.
309
00:22:16,546 --> 00:22:17,547
Right.
310
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,382
Can I ask you something?
311
00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,345
- Sure.
- You might find it a little bit weird.
312
00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:29,142
Could you play
that same song again, but this time...
313
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,938
with your shirt off?
314
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:15,313
Dear Jeff, I'm sorry
for messing around on our last lesson.
315
00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:18,316
Suffice to say that wine had been taken.
316
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:24,781
I do intend to learn the guitar
and take it seriously. Why? I don't know.
317
00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:28,493
I was always the one in class
making fun of the teacher.
318
00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:33,665
Because someone had to.
But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me.
319
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,334
Sorry I objectified ya.
320
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:39,045
I can send you a picture
of my amazing tits
321
00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:43,300
to balance things out again,
if you'd like? Flora.
322
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,809
Right, now, let's get
that shite off your arse.
323
00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:57,731
Ready?
324
00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,255
What is that?
325
00:24:27,594 --> 00:24:29,596
- What are you doing though? It's annoying.
- Shut up!
326
00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:32,390
Fucking woman.
327
00:24:36,937 --> 00:24:37,938
Fuck.
328
00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:41,900
- Right, I'm going out.
- Good.
329
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:43,693
I mean, where?
330
00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,445
Just around.
331
00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:48,740
You gonna be hanging out with
that girl I've seen you with?
332
00:24:49,241 --> 00:24:51,284
The one dressed up like
a prostitute in your man's video?
333
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,995
Samantha? Don't know, she could be there.
334
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,080
What's she like?
335
00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:58,583
Don't know. Don't really care.
Right, back at 9:00.
336
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,168
Or 10:00!
337
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:04,923
If you like.
338
00:25:12,097 --> 00:25:13,098
Hiya.
339
00:25:13,598 --> 00:25:14,933
Can't believe you got back to me.
340
00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,103
Well, you're a challenge.
I like a challenge. Should we get started?
341
00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:19,354
Let's rock.
342
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:22,607
All right.
Flora, let's get to know you a bit better.
343
00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:24,401
What is your all-time favorite song?
344
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,073
I'm more into dance music.
345
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,579
"You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
346
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,790
Okay, we're gonna have a problem.
347
00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:42,210
- Why?
- That's not an acceptable song.
348
00:25:42,878 --> 00:25:44,004
It's catchy.
349
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:45,130
So was cholera.
350
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,339
I don't know that one.
351
00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:49,301
If you're gonna be learning to play songs,
352
00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:51,761
we're just gonna need
to raise the bar a little bit.
353
00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:54,556
- What have you written then?
- I'm a teacher.
354
00:25:54,556 --> 00:25:56,933
Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt.
355
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:59,436
- You do it.
- Do what?
356
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:04,024
Write a song that reaches millions
of people's hearts and makes them weep.
357
00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:07,611
Making people cry is not an achievement.
Bullies do it every day.
358
00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:09,321
Let's hear one of your songs then.
359
00:26:09,321 --> 00:26:12,449
Lyrics need to be more
than just "you're beautiful"
360
00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:15,118
or some series of platitudes
for lonely women,
361
00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:16,578
trying to make 'em feel better
about themselves.
362
00:26:16,578 --> 00:26:20,123
That's not a love song.
That's a self-help group.
363
00:26:21,124 --> 00:26:23,668
You don't know the first thing
about women if you think that.
364
00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:27,172
I know that grown-ups don't want
to be told how pretty they are
365
00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,132
like some creep trying
to pick 'em up at a bar.
366
00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:31,718
Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song.
367
00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:34,179
No. It is never just a song.
368
00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:36,806
It is a three-and-a-half-minute
pause in time
369
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:40,727
in which to do something wonderful,
something touched by God.
370
00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,647
Oh, no. Are you some sort
of Christian evangelist dude?
371
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:46,983
I get along without you
372
00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:51,321
Very well
373
00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:55,742
Of course, I do
374
00:26:59,037 --> 00:27:02,791
Except when soft rains fall
375
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:08,296
And drip from leaves, then I recall
376
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,301
The thrill of being sheltered
377
00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:18,723
In your arms
378
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:24,104
Of course, I do
379
00:27:27,774 --> 00:27:32,946
But I get along without you
380
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:39,828
Very well
381
00:27:43,915 --> 00:27:45,458
- Jesus Christ.
- Right?
382
00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,462
- That's unbelievable.
- So simple, so direct.
383
00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:51,256
Nothing about beauty.
384
00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:52,591
You are a genius.
385
00:27:55,802 --> 00:27:56,887
So you really like it?
386
00:27:56,887 --> 00:28:00,432
It's stunning. You've got to get
that out there in the world.
387
00:28:00,432 --> 00:28:03,310
You think that would sell as much as
"You're Beautiful"?
388
00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,438
Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still
like the other song too. Is that allowed?
389
00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,523
No, that's Stockholm syndrome.
390
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,692
We're gonna "de-brainwash" you.
By the time we're finished here,
391
00:28:10,692 --> 00:28:14,654
you're not gonna have time
for these childish jingles and clichés.
392
00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,365
- I'm exhausted.
- Well, we're just getting started.
393
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:19,284
You wanna learn the chords to that song
so you can play it?
394
00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:21,036
- Yeah.
- All right. Starts with C.
395
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:27,292
So, your ring finger,
here on the fifth string.
396
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:28,668
Right there at that dot. Yep.
397
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:31,463
You have lovely long fingers.
Mine are quite stubby.
398
00:28:31,463 --> 00:28:34,174
Your fingers don't matter.
Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers.
399
00:28:34,758 --> 00:28:36,343
- Wow. I love him.
- Uh-huh.
400
00:28:37,761 --> 00:28:40,639
So, the middle finger there,
then your pointer's way up here.
401
00:28:41,223 --> 00:28:42,641
Yep.
402
00:28:42,641 --> 00:28:47,229
- There. And there?
- There you go. One up. Strum that.
403
00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,148
Yeah! Yeah.
404
00:28:52,651 --> 00:28:54,611
- Feels good, right?
- Yeah, baby!
405
00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:58,490
Sorry.
406
00:28:59,616 --> 00:29:02,369
- What's that?
- Nothing. I love this.
407
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:04,204
You're a quick learner.
408
00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:05,372
I knew I'd be good at this.
409
00:29:06,122 --> 00:29:07,666
Let's move on. What else you got?
410
00:29:08,208 --> 00:29:12,671
Well, next would be G and then F,
but let's stick for a second on C.
411
00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,297
Okay, let's.
412
00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:18,218
You are now the proud owner of C, right?
413
00:29:18,218 --> 00:29:20,470
And you didn't own that five minutes ago.
414
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:23,848
You're rich.
You own something Elvis owned.
415
00:29:24,349 --> 00:29:27,018
- I'd rather have his plane.
- Plus, it didn't cost you anything.
416
00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,729
Well, $20 for this class,
but I do know what you mean. Go on.
417
00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:33,191
You own something new,
and nobody can take it away from you.
418
00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,569
And this isn't just some must-have object.
419
00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:38,238
It's not a bag or a car or a phone.
420
00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:41,700
You ever seen an ad
for a guitar? No, it sells itself.
421
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:46,079
This is a gift you can take to your grave,
and you can use it whenever you want.
422
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:47,914
And in the right context,
423
00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,626
it can speak directly to your heart
in ways we don't even understand.
424
00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:54,462
More than thoughts, more than words,
more than ideas.
425
00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,591
Just a chord, hanging there in the air.
426
00:30:00,969 --> 00:30:02,053
C.
427
00:30:16,985 --> 00:30:19,988
Woken up by the birds
428
00:30:22,282 --> 00:30:27,621
She wonders what they think about
429
00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,706
If instead
430
00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:33,668
She meets a man
Who shows her magic tricks
431
00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:36,296
All sorts of magic tricks
432
00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:40,592
And he lets her live...
433
00:30:42,385 --> 00:30:46,056
- Can anyone sign up?
- For sure, yeah. That's the idea.
434
00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,183
Just keeping the music local.
435
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:49,893
What's the cash prize?
436
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:53,230
Eighty percent of the door.
There's usually about 50 punters.
437
00:30:53,813 --> 00:30:55,815
- How much a head?
- Fiver.
438
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:59,236
Jesus, that's pricey enough.
Are they all that shit?
439
00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:04,199
It's not about that. It's about keeping
music alive in the neighborhood.
440
00:31:04,199 --> 00:31:05,283
That's all I'm about.
441
00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:06,868
So who decides who wins?
442
00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:11,248
I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter.
443
00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,209
I know who you are, Barry.
444
00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:15,919
Oh, yeah?
445
00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:19,673
Oh, Jesus. How are ya?
446
00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,842
Don't tell me. Fiona.
447
00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,011
Flora.
448
00:31:26,054 --> 00:31:27,472
Knew you were in the F's.
449
00:31:28,473 --> 00:31:30,433
Better go in. Good to see you again.
450
00:31:31,268 --> 00:31:32,269
In the daylight.
451
00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,230
I bet she wins!
452
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,073
Singing...
453
00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:50,954
You look very young.
454
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:52,956
I was very young.
455
00:31:56,209 --> 00:31:58,169
How much do you think that cost
to shoot that?
456
00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,839
- No clue.
- Two grand we got
457
00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:01,965
from the record label for it.
458
00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:05,051
We had a crane
for every shot in this. Every shot.
459
00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:08,346
- Did you have a trailer?
- No, but we had a fucking crane.
460
00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:11,766
So, did you go to America for that?
461
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,476
- Looks like it, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
462
00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:15,145
No,
we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh.
463
00:32:16,813 --> 00:32:18,607
Why is there a cop in every shot?
464
00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:20,775
'Cause it's America, you know.
465
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,946
- There's that same cop again.
- Fucking pay attention, will you?
466
00:32:27,198 --> 00:32:28,199
There's Ma. See ya, Da.
467
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,543
What's that?
468
00:32:40,212 --> 00:32:42,464
What's what? It's just me guitar.
469
00:32:43,298 --> 00:32:45,258
I have a lesson later.
I thought I'd do it in the park.
470
00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:47,302
What's this all about, Flora?
471
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,764
- What's what about?
- This whole fucking musical thing.
472
00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,185
Anytime I tried to get ya to listen
to new music, you just fucking tuned out.
473
00:32:55,185 --> 00:32:58,939
Yeah, my tutor says I have
"genuine appreciation of melody."
474
00:33:00,398 --> 00:33:01,441
Now.
475
00:33:01,441 --> 00:33:04,402
What do you listen to then?
Apart from club music.
476
00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:05,862
Give me five bands. Go on.
477
00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:08,323
Well, I like his songs anyway.
478
00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:09,866
He's a songwriter too, is he?
479
00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,702
Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually.
480
00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,287
What's his name?
481
00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:15,622
Jeff...
482
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,126
the guitar guy.
483
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,837
Sounds like some fucking clown
who never made it,
484
00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:24,631
teaching guitar lessons online.
485
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,426
That's the ultimate graveyard
for failed musicians.
486
00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:31,054
Are you a little bit jealous?
487
00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:34,474
No. Just concerned.
488
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,227
- How's Juanita?
- She's great.
489
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,480
You do know she's not Spanish, right?
490
00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:42,774
Her nana's people were from Spain.
491
00:33:42,774 --> 00:33:45,652
My people were from Norway.
That doesn't make me a fucking Viking.
492
00:33:50,574 --> 00:33:52,200
Does she blow you like I did?
493
00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:54,995
What? Shut up.
494
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,956
I'm serious. Does she?
495
00:33:59,499 --> 00:34:00,500
You're nuts.
496
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,754
She doesn't blow you, does she?
497
00:34:04,754 --> 00:34:08,300
Yeah, she does. She has. Yeah.
498
00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:15,432
She doesn't. I knew it.
Her mouth's too small.
499
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:20,061
Is she out?
Will I come up for a few minutes?
500
00:34:20,729 --> 00:34:22,521
We'll send Max off for an ice cream.
501
00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,524
Don't be fucking mad.
502
00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:27,818
I bet she doesn't let you come all
down her neck and tits the way I did.
503
00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:33,617
Come on, Max!
504
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:38,747
Are you getting rid of that guitar?
505
00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,459
This? No, why?
506
00:34:45,753 --> 00:34:48,215
- Jesus.
- Wake up, will you!
507
00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:49,215
Fuck off!
508
00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:52,552
You stepped right in front of me.
Will you watch where you're going?
509
00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:56,056
You watch where you're going or I'll wrap
that fucking lock around your neck!
510
00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:03,730
What are you doing with it then?
511
00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,859
It was just sitting there. Why?
Do you want it? You can have it.
512
00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:11,363
I don't.
I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway.
513
00:35:11,863 --> 00:35:13,240
What are you into then?
514
00:35:13,823 --> 00:35:15,575
Ambient. Electronic.
515
00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:18,662
I always loved dance music.
516
00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,497
Like what?
517
00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,042
Container. Sophie is amazing.
518
00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,378
Orbital, back in the day.
519
00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,381
- Who the fuck are they?
- Dance music.
520
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,967
What are you into then?
521
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,219
Marconi Union. Do you know them?
522
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,720
No.
523
00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:39,766
They're from Manchester, I think.
Real trance music.
524
00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,519
It sounds like a computer made it.
It's deadly.
525
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,855
I have some on me phone
if you want to listen to them.
526
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:46,856
What, now?
527
00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:48,525
- Whenever--
- Right, you've got your key.
528
00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:51,236
There's waffles in the fridge.
I'm heading out.
529
00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:54,322
- Bye.
- I'll be back in an hour and a half!
530
00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,532
I don't care.
531
00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,758
So, am I ready?
532
00:36:13,758 --> 00:36:14,676
For what?
533
00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:17,345
To write a female empowerment ballad
and get me husband back.
534
00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:19,723
Why did he leave?
535
00:36:21,224 --> 00:36:22,100
Anger?
536
00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:23,518
Why is he angry?
537
00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:27,647
No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed
a cyclist today with his own lock.
538
00:36:27,647 --> 00:36:28,982
What are you angry about?
539
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,110
Dunno. I wake up angry.
540
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,905
I'm angry at me son all the time.
541
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:38,199
I thought this guitar lark
might make him think I'm cool.
542
00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,826
Hold on. You have a son?
543
00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:44,623
I had him when I was very young.
I was 17. Do you have kids?
544
00:36:45,498 --> 00:36:48,835
I do. I actually had them kinda young too,
so they're huge now.
545
00:36:50,045 --> 00:36:51,296
But they do think I'm cool.
546
00:36:51,796 --> 00:36:53,465
Play me your song again.
547
00:36:54,216 --> 00:36:56,468
Yeah, I wanted to bring that up.
548
00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:59,095
So that wasn't my song.
549
00:36:59,930 --> 00:37:01,473
What? Whose is it?
550
00:37:01,473 --> 00:37:04,142
It was written by Hoagy Carmichael.
551
00:37:04,809 --> 00:37:07,520
Oh, love.
Why'd you tell me it was your song?
552
00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:10,232
Well, I didn't. You presumed.
553
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,236
But then I let you. So, sorry.
554
00:37:14,236 --> 00:37:15,320
Why?
555
00:37:16,154 --> 00:37:17,906
I guess I wanted to see how it felt.
556
00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:18,949
To what?
557
00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:21,618
To have written a song like that,
in someone else's eyes.
558
00:37:21,618 --> 00:37:25,789
Yeah, stupid.
I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson.
559
00:37:26,289 --> 00:37:27,749
Why? What normally happens?
560
00:37:30,168 --> 00:37:31,753
You wanna hear one of my songs?
561
00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,630
- Yeah.
- All right.
562
00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:54,693
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
563
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,447
Breathe in Topanga for the day
564
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,786
And when we reach the ocean
565
00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:07,956
And we can't go further west
566
00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:12,836
We'll keep on driving anyway
567
00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:21,303
She's never boring
She's kind to me
568
00:38:23,555 --> 00:38:28,143
And every morning she's a mystery
569
00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,398
Welcome to LA
570
00:38:36,484 --> 00:38:42,574
Where everything and nothing changes
Every single day
571
00:38:45,076 --> 00:38:51,082
The sunshine on the darkness melts
The morning haze away
572
00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:57,839
And I won't let the bright lights
Bring me down
573
00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:05,055
In this angels town
Welcome to LA
574
00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:15,190
It's lovely. You're really good at songs.
575
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:17,984
But?
576
00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,695
Would I wanna hear it again?
577
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,157
Sorry.
578
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,744
No. Don't be sorry.
If everybody were as honest as you,
579
00:39:29,287 --> 00:39:31,539
I wouldn't have had to waste
a decade and a half of my life.
580
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,751
We should get back to the lesson.
581
00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,169
Don't feel sorry for yourself.
582
00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:41,174
No. I'm not. I mean,
it's a humbling realization.
583
00:39:41,174 --> 00:39:45,136
You know, you sit down and wanna play
something for somebody, and they're ready.
584
00:39:45,136 --> 00:39:46,721
You're, like, receptive.
585
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:50,976
And you watch as their eyes glaze over.
586
00:39:50,976 --> 00:39:53,937
And it's harder for them
than it is for you.
587
00:39:55,564 --> 00:39:58,817
It's the smiling with the mouth
but not the eyes. That's how you know.
588
00:39:59,317 --> 00:40:00,235
Know what?
589
00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,154
That they're unchanged.
590
00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:08,868
Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five.
591
00:40:14,916 --> 00:40:16,209
Come on.
592
00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:20,297
You know what,
I'm gonna give you some homework tonight.
593
00:40:20,297 --> 00:40:23,300
There's a song I want you to listen to.
594
00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:25,677
I'll send you a link.
595
00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:26,845
Give it a listen.
596
00:40:28,013 --> 00:40:29,014
Play. Come on.
597
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:55,540
Rows and floes of angel hair
598
00:40:56,416 --> 00:41:00,420
And ice cream castles in the air
599
00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:05,050
And feather canyons everywhere
600
00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:09,179
I've looked at clouds that way
601
00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:14,851
But now they only block the sun
602
00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:19,189
They rain and snow on everyone
603
00:41:19,731 --> 00:41:23,401
So many things I would have done
604
00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:27,656
But clouds got in my way
605
00:41:28,365 --> 00:41:33,119
Oh, I've looked at clouds
From both sides now
606
00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:37,791
From up and down, and still somehow
607
00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:43,171
It's cloud illusions I recall
608
00:41:43,171 --> 00:41:47,175
I really don't know clouds
609
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,471
At all
610
00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:03,942
Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels
611
00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:08,446
The dizzy dancing way you feel
612
00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:13,034
As every fairy tale comes real
613
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:16,955
Oh, I've looked at love that way
614
00:42:17,581 --> 00:42:22,419
But now it's just another show
615
00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:27,299
You leave 'em laughing when you go
616
00:42:27,299 --> 00:42:31,344
And if you care, don't let them know
617
00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:35,265
No, don't give yourself away
618
00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:40,478
I've looked at love
From both sides now
619
00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:45,275
From give and take, and still somehow
620
00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:49,821
It's love's illusions I recall
621
00:42:49,821 --> 00:42:54,326
Oh, I really don't know love
622
00:42:56,912 --> 00:42:57,996
At all
623
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:06,046
Oh, I've looked at life
From both sides now
624
00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:10,717
From win and lose and still somehow
625
00:43:10,717 --> 00:43:15,055
It's life's illusions I recall
626
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:18,934
Oh, I really don't know life
627
00:43:22,312 --> 00:43:23,480
At all
628
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,500
Can I meet him? I mean, see him.
629
00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:45,919
- No.
- Please.
630
00:43:45,919 --> 00:43:48,797
I'll just stand in the corner of the room.
I'll be like a little mouse.
631
00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,258
That'd be so wrong.
632
00:43:51,258 --> 00:43:53,552
Is he good-looking?
Do you have a screen grab?
633
00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,096
- It's not about that.
- So he's a pig then.
634
00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:59,057
He never says what you expect him to say.
635
00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:04,062
And he's sensitive.
You can see in his eyes he's been hurt.
636
00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:08,483
What are his songs like?
637
00:44:11,528 --> 00:44:12,362
Not great.
638
00:44:12,362 --> 00:44:17,909
Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with
an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away.
639
00:44:18,994 --> 00:44:19,995
Basically.
640
00:44:29,379 --> 00:44:32,090
...and we'll fuck behind the dunes.
641
00:44:37,971 --> 00:44:42,851
Fucking hell!
Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here!
642
00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,269
Turn it down a second!
643
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,647
Jesus, that's loud.
644
00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:49,357
Yeah, Keith lent them to me.
645
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,985
Really powerful.
Have to give them back tomorrow.
646
00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:53,320
The neighbors will be complaining.
647
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,530
They're junkies.
They'll be asking to turn it up.
648
00:44:56,114 --> 00:44:56,948
Who's Keith?
649
00:44:56,948 --> 00:45:00,160
He's a mate. A rapper.
He lent me these for the night.
650
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,037
- For what?
- So I could mix this track.
651
00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:03,121
Was that yours?
652
00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:09,377
You're joking me. How the fuck
did you make that? It sounded epic.
653
00:45:09,377 --> 00:45:10,462
GarageBand. It's simple.
654
00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:12,172
Explain.
655
00:45:13,173 --> 00:45:15,675
You get all your sounds from here,
like, instruments and all.
656
00:45:16,343 --> 00:45:18,762
- And you can get loops from here.
- What are loops?
657
00:45:18,762 --> 00:45:21,139
Drum patterns and stuff.
I mean, you can make your own.
658
00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:22,766
But you need a proper sequencer for that.
659
00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:25,852
And how do you control them?
Like, how do you get that mad piano sound?
660
00:45:27,062 --> 00:45:29,105
Well, you open
the "Keyboard typing," you know,
661
00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:30,315
use the laptop keys.
662
00:45:32,150 --> 00:45:33,235
No way.
663
00:45:36,279 --> 00:45:37,322
Sounds like a piano.
664
00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:39,741
Oh, shit.
665
00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:45,247
Not on me track. Turn it off.
666
00:45:45,247 --> 00:45:47,582
Jesus, it sounds very professional.
667
00:45:47,582 --> 00:45:51,670
It is. It's what loads of people start on.
It's shit doing it like this though.
668
00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:55,090
You need a proper synth.
Takes forever doing one note at a time.
669
00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:59,636
I've been at this for three hours today.
I'm fucking starving.
670
00:45:59,636 --> 00:46:00,971
Play it again.
671
00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:02,639
Please just make me a cheese toastie.
672
00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,644
Please.
673
00:46:08,186 --> 00:46:09,187
After.
674
00:46:16,528 --> 00:46:17,612
Do you have a lyric?
675
00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,948
- Got these, but they're not finished yet.
- Come on.
676
00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:27,414
Come on, girl
You know how much I want you
677
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:30,542
Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib
678
00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,503
Bring your friends
Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz
679
00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:35,881
We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink
680
00:46:35,881 --> 00:46:38,133
Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink
681
00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,302
Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble
682
00:46:40,302 --> 00:46:42,387
Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin
683
00:46:45,015 --> 00:46:46,141
What's it called?
684
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:48,935
"Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin.
685
00:46:49,728 --> 00:46:53,732
Nah. You need a better title.
Let me try something here.
686
00:46:55,817 --> 00:46:58,278
We got something real
687
00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:01,948
From the Joker with the Glasgow smile
Ready to die for you, I go in style
688
00:47:01,948 --> 00:47:06,786
Dressed from head to toe in Italian
In the bed, I'm like a stallion
689
00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:10,582
I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
690
00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,168
Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches
691
00:47:13,168 --> 00:47:15,378
The Midas touch, I got the riches
692
00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:19,633
And when they come and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches
693
00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:23,553
It's fucking class, isn't it?
694
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,974
Fucking hell, Son.
695
00:47:28,850 --> 00:47:30,810
Is this what you've been doing
on those headphones?
696
00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:32,896
Don't move.
697
00:47:38,193 --> 00:47:40,237
Come over here
and hear what your son made.
698
00:47:40,237 --> 00:47:42,948
Come on, girl
You know how much I want you
699
00:47:42,948 --> 00:47:45,951
Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib
700
00:47:45,951 --> 00:47:49,120
Bring your friends
Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz
701
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,373
We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink
702
00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,625
Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink
703
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,627
Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble
704
00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,963
Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin
705
00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,507
We got something real
706
00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:02,342
From the Joker with
The Glasgow smile
707
00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,970
- Ready to die for ya, I go in style
- I love this.
708
00:48:05,512 --> 00:48:08,723
- That's me singing!
- In the bed, I'm like a stallion
709
00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,019
I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay
710
00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,438
Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches
711
00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:17,399
The Midas touch, I got the riches
712
00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:21,653
And when they snip me and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches
713
00:48:21,653 --> 00:48:24,573
- Yeah
- We got something real
714
00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:28,660
Come and get me, guys
Come and get me, boys
715
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,995
Come and kill me--
716
00:48:31,329 --> 00:48:32,664
Can you fucking play or what?
717
00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:33,748
I'm not playing for you.
718
00:48:34,374 --> 00:48:35,917
Go on, give us a tune on that guitar.
719
00:48:38,336 --> 00:48:39,671
- Come on.
- No.
720
00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:42,591
It's not that big of a fucking deal.
Would you just play one song?
721
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:47,762
Okay.
722
00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:55,145
Ian. Why are you doing this to me?
723
00:48:55,145 --> 00:48:56,479
Come on, you'll be great.
724
00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:02,986
I can play you a song I wrote.
725
00:49:04,696 --> 00:49:06,281
- Okay, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
726
00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:10,702
Oh, my God. Okay.
727
00:49:26,551 --> 00:49:27,552
Yeah.
728
00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:35,727
She goes by the name
729
00:49:36,895 --> 00:49:40,106
Sweet Juanita
730
00:49:43,151 --> 00:49:47,989
She hails from the town
731
00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:50,659
Of Dublin
732
00:49:53,036 --> 00:49:57,457
Her mother was from--
733
00:49:57,457 --> 00:49:59,417
- Blanchardstown?
- Yeah. Blanch--
734
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:01,836
Blanchardstown
735
00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:07,133
Her father was from...
736
00:50:10,178 --> 00:50:11,179
Come on, Max!
737
00:50:18,228 --> 00:50:21,231
Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita
738
00:50:30,824 --> 00:50:31,866
They're fabulous.
739
00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,251
Can I try that on?
740
00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:44,629
Yeah.
741
00:50:46,631 --> 00:50:47,632
Can we get it?
742
00:50:52,053 --> 00:50:53,054
What's it made of?
743
00:50:54,097 --> 00:50:56,892
It's full of feathers. Goose feathers.
744
00:50:56,892 --> 00:51:00,353
From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big.
745
00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:01,396
That's the look.
746
00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,982
Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go!
747
00:51:09,821 --> 00:51:11,823
- Yeah. See that?
- Oh, yeah?
748
00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:15,452
You're making progress.
Your left hand's getting stronger.
749
00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:16,536
Thank you.
750
00:51:17,037 --> 00:51:18,705
I've been thinking about your song.
751
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,874
Okay.
752
00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,208
I think it's salvageable.
753
00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:23,668
Good to know.
754
00:51:23,668 --> 00:51:26,463
The problem is that you have
a great opening verse.
755
00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:28,381
But the chorus isn't a lot better.
756
00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:34,221
Now, in my research, I find that choruses
used to be the big deal in a song.
757
00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,598
You know, what everyone was waiting for.
758
00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:41,519
But, nowadays, it's not like,
"Here comes the chorus, everyone."
759
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:44,105
You know, 'cause unless you have
a killer chorus, which you don't,
760
00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:45,565
it's an anticlimax.
761
00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:47,943
So, what you're saying is,
my verse is too good?
762
00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,946
Wow.
You are a glass-half-full kind of guy.
763
00:51:51,529 --> 00:51:53,031
I guess that's one way of looking at it.
764
00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:55,742
You play the first verse and sing it,
765
00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:59,579
and then play it again,
and I'll hum what I mean. Ready?
766
00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:01,957
- What, now?
- Yeah.
767
00:52:02,707 --> 00:52:03,917
What about the lesson?
768
00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:06,753
This is the lesson. Go.
769
00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:10,549
Okay. So, you want me to play...
770
00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:17,055
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
771
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,560
Breathe in Topanga for the day
772
00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:26,648
And when we reach the ocean
773
00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,818
And we can't go further west
774
00:52:29,818 --> 00:52:34,155
We'll keep on driving anyway
775
00:52:41,121 --> 00:52:46,835
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
776
00:52:46,835 --> 00:52:48,253
Do you know what I mean?
777
00:52:48,253 --> 00:52:50,881
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
778
00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:52,465
Up.
779
00:52:52,465 --> 00:52:53,592
La, la
780
00:52:55,468 --> 00:52:57,095
No. It's, like-- That's not it.
781
00:52:57,846 --> 00:53:02,601
- La, la
- La, la, la, la
782
00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:03,685
La
783
00:53:05,353 --> 00:53:06,396
Like...
784
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,732
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
785
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:15,572
And have a better lyric?
786
00:53:16,156 --> 00:53:17,574
Okay. I'll get right on that.
787
00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,326
No, I have a better lyric.
788
00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:20,994
You do?
789
00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:24,539
Yeah, I'll email them.
You can take 'em or leave 'em.
790
00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:29,252
I'll give 'em a shot.
791
00:53:29,252 --> 00:53:31,504
I'll try to fold them in.
I can't promise it'll work.
792
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,883
Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%?
793
00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:39,888
You can get 100%. I stopped trying
to make money with my music.
794
00:53:39,888 --> 00:53:42,515
I tried that for years.
It almost killed the thing I love.
795
00:53:44,267 --> 00:53:45,268
This is fun.
796
00:53:47,812 --> 00:53:48,813
Yeah.
797
00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:51,024
All right, Flora, see you next week.
798
00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:52,776
Okay.
799
00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:00,575
He's very cute.
800
00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:01,660
Right?
801
00:54:03,453 --> 00:54:06,331
- Shiny new wheels
- You are absolute naturals.
802
00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,041
Drop top roof so your man can run
803
00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,627
- Gone like poof! when the Garda come
- That's it, girls. Keep it going.
804
00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,296
Got wand, got whip, got honey
Got grip, got money, got style
805
00:54:13,964 --> 00:54:15,131
Got caught, so what?
No worry
806
00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:16,800
- Them Guards can't resist my smile
- Sell it.
807
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,844
Got girls appearing
From the North Side
808
00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:21,763
- That's brillo.
- Got girls appearing
809
00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:23,473
From the South Side
810
00:54:23,473 --> 00:54:26,893
Like that
Girls in the back o' my ride
811
00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:30,397
Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai
812
00:54:31,815 --> 00:54:33,149
Lovely. That's enough.
813
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,445
Right. Now, I say we...
814
00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:38,780
Hey, Samantha.
815
00:54:39,948 --> 00:54:41,116
How are you, Matt?
816
00:54:41,658 --> 00:54:43,743
Why don't you just ask her out,
for waffles?
817
00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:44,828
No way.
818
00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,915
- Hiya, Samantha?
- Jesus Christ.
819
00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:50,208
Are you Cheryl's daughter?
820
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,877
Hiya, Flora.
821
00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:53,670
Jesus, you've shot up.
822
00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,255
Stop, I know.
Taller than me mother now.
823
00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:57,465
- How's your ma?
- She's grand.
824
00:54:57,465 --> 00:55:00,093
Talks about you all the time.
The crack youse had.
825
00:55:00,760 --> 00:55:02,178
Don't talk to me!
826
00:55:03,096 --> 00:55:05,682
Do you wanna come up
for a bit of dinner with me and Max?
827
00:55:05,682 --> 00:55:06,975
When you wrap?
828
00:55:07,517 --> 00:55:08,435
No, you're grand.
829
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,896
Come on.
Come up for some garlic bread.
830
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,732
Nah. No, thanks.
831
00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,903
Right. Okay. See ya.
832
00:55:17,903 --> 00:55:18,987
See ya.
833
00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:28,580
What are you doing right now?
834
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:29,956
You don't want to know.
835
00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:31,875
Tell me what you feel about her.
836
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,793
I can't stop thinking of her.
837
00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:36,671
Good. Obsession. You're obsessed.
838
00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:38,173
I suppose.
839
00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:40,592
I was obsessed with your da.
840
00:55:41,551 --> 00:55:42,844
I don't care.
841
00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:43,929
So go on.
842
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:45,931
She's totally out of me league.
843
00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:47,140
No, she's not.
844
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,226
Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith.
845
00:55:49,809 --> 00:55:51,811
She thinks
that Keith can offer her something.
846
00:55:52,395 --> 00:55:56,066
He's all glamorous and dangerous
with the 1,000-euro jackets.
847
00:55:56,066 --> 00:56:00,362
She needs to know that when she's done
with her gangster, you'll be there.
848
00:56:01,321 --> 00:56:02,864
That's you. The red.
849
00:56:04,783 --> 00:56:06,117
If we had an external microphone,
850
00:56:06,117 --> 00:56:08,036
- the quality would be much better.
- Yeah.
851
00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:10,538
- Do you want me to put reverb on?
- Yeah, can you?
852
00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:11,623
Yeah.
853
00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:28,640
That's cool.
Do it better and I'll loop it.
854
00:56:43,196 --> 00:56:44,447
Right. Write these down.
855
00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:48,702
- Go.
- You ready?
856
00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:49,619
Yeah.
857
00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:51,454
And when you're done getting knocked down.
858
00:56:52,789 --> 00:56:54,708
And when you're done getting up again.
859
00:56:57,919 --> 00:57:01,798
And when you're down on the canvas, baby...
860
00:57:03,300 --> 00:57:04,259
I'll-- Come on.
861
00:57:04,259 --> 00:57:07,345
"And when you're down on the canvas...
862
00:57:07,345 --> 00:57:08,430
- ...baby...
- ...baby."
863
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:11,975
I'll be the one that
never counts your heart out.
864
00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,476
I'll be the one in your corner.
865
00:57:13,977 --> 00:57:15,645
I like that boxing metaphor.
866
00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:25,405
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
867
00:57:25,405 --> 00:57:26,907
I'll be the one
868
00:57:31,536 --> 00:57:32,871
Now send that to her.
869
00:57:32,871 --> 00:57:34,164
What?
870
00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:37,375
Well, that's the idea.
She has to hear your passion.
871
00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:40,712
It'll knock her off her feet.
Do you have her email?
872
00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:41,796
Are you serious?
873
00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:47,385
In fact, why stop there?
874
00:57:50,722 --> 00:57:52,265
Right, lads,
youse have 20 minutes.
875
00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:56,228
And when you're done
With your boyfriend
876
00:57:57,395 --> 00:58:00,565
And when you're done
With the Tallaght girls
877
00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:04,736
I'll be the one who's waiting
878
00:58:04,736 --> 00:58:07,239
- Come on, sing it to her.
- And when you're done
879
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,116
- With your baby sister
- Sing it to her! She's in the camera,
880
00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:13,453
- in the lens. Think about that.
- Banging the wall of your bedroom
881
00:58:13,453 --> 00:58:15,830
- Look at her.
- And when you're done
882
00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,832
- With the street drugs
- Get angry.
883
00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:20,043
- You know what I mean? Think about Keith.
- And when you're done
884
00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:21,127
With the stolen cars
885
00:58:21,127 --> 00:58:22,796
That's it. Move your shoulders.
886
00:58:22,796 --> 00:58:24,089
And when you've run
887
00:58:24,089 --> 00:58:25,715
- All your red lights
- That's it.
888
00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:28,343
- Move your face. Express yourself.
- I'll be the one
889
00:58:28,343 --> 00:58:30,720
Who would run through
The night for you
890
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,723
- Get angry! Come on. Think about it.
- I'll be the ghost in your headlights
891
00:58:33,723 --> 00:58:36,560
- I'll slap that phone out of your hand.
- And when you're done
892
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,353
- With your college
- Okay.
893
00:58:38,353 --> 00:58:41,022
- Okay, I want you to think about her now.
- And when you're done
894
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,775
- With the college boys
- I want you to think about her with Keith.
895
00:58:43,775 --> 00:58:47,612
When you think you know
What the world is, darlin'
896
00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:51,950
- I'll be the one getting educated
- How does that make you feel in here?
897
00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:54,869
'Cause I wanna know everything
About you
898
00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,250
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
899
00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:04,337
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
900
00:59:04,921 --> 00:59:08,717
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
901
00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:12,304
And when you're done
Getting knocked down
902
00:59:12,304 --> 00:59:16,600
- That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy.
- And when you're done getting up again
903
00:59:17,642 --> 00:59:21,646
And when you're down
On the canvas, baby
904
00:59:21,646 --> 00:59:24,274
I'll be the one that never counts
905
00:59:24,274 --> 00:59:26,109
- Your heart out
- What about "Flora and her Son"?
906
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:28,612
"Flora and her Son"?
907
00:59:29,112 --> 00:59:30,655
What about "Max and his Ma"?
908
00:59:30,655 --> 00:59:34,159
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
909
00:59:34,868 --> 00:59:37,829
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
910
00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:46,546
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
911
00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:51,301
I'll be the one
I'll be the one
912
00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:52,802
I'll be the one
I'll--
913
00:59:55,388 --> 00:59:56,640
Now send that to her.
914
00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,022
Fuck! I need the room.
I'm late for my lesson.
915
01:00:04,689 --> 01:00:06,107
I can't. I'm editing the video.
916
01:00:06,691 --> 01:00:08,318
What about my lesson, Max?
917
01:00:08,318 --> 01:00:09,486
I can't help you.
918
01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:32,842
I worked on that idea of yours.
For my song.
919
01:00:32,842 --> 01:00:34,427
- You wanna hear it?
- Yeah.
920
01:00:35,095 --> 01:00:36,638
You got your lyrics handy?
921
01:00:49,651 --> 01:00:55,574
Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon
922
01:00:56,825 --> 01:01:00,036
Breathe in Topanga for the day
923
01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:05,250
And when we reach the ocean
924
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,003
And we can't go further west
925
01:01:08,003 --> 01:01:12,674
We'll keep on driving anyway
926
01:01:13,758 --> 01:01:14,759
Now you go ahead.
927
01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:20,974
I'll take you down to Dollymount
928
01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:25,854
And we'll fuck behind the dunes
929
01:01:28,023 --> 01:01:33,403
I'll kiss your mouth
All whiskey breath
930
01:01:33,403 --> 01:01:38,366
And then I'll leave
Your heart in ruins
931
01:01:38,366 --> 01:01:39,326
Sing with me.
932
01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:41,870
Maybe we should meet
In the middle
933
01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:51,254
Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows
934
01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:57,802
And if they just gave us
A minute on our own
935
01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:00,972
Maybe we could call it home
936
01:02:06,061 --> 01:02:11,733
Forget the stars of Hollywood
937
01:02:13,652 --> 01:02:16,738
Or big old houses in Bel Air
938
01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:24,829
I can introduce you
To the angels of my city
939
01:02:24,829 --> 01:02:29,167
But we'll find them anywhere
940
01:02:31,545 --> 01:02:37,133
I'll drag you around town by your ear
941
01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:41,846
Still wringing from the rain
942
01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:49,771
I'll buy you chips and tea and beer
943
01:02:49,771 --> 01:02:54,651
And then I'll crush your heart again
944
01:02:55,735 --> 01:02:58,154
Maybe we should meet
In the middle
945
01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:07,330
Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows
946
01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:13,628
And if we just gave us
A minute on our own
947
01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:20,552
A minute on our own
948
01:03:21,303 --> 01:03:23,889
Maybe we could call it home
949
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:32,856
Maybe we could call it home
950
01:03:38,236 --> 01:03:39,905
So now it just needs a killer bridge.
951
01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:42,073
What's a bridge?
952
01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:47,871
A bridge is a change for eight bars
after the second chorus.
953
01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,290
Okay.
954
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,752
- It sounds amazing.
- It's better, right?
955
01:03:53,752 --> 01:03:55,712
Yeah. It actually works.
956
01:03:56,755 --> 01:03:58,506
I really struggled with that song.
957
01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:03,720
It's very intimate, isn't it?
Singing together like that.
958
01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:06,848
It's a bit like...
959
01:04:09,309 --> 01:04:10,852
we've just made love or something.
960
01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:14,022
- No, it's not like that.
- In a way though.
961
01:04:15,106 --> 01:04:17,859
I do feel a little bit naked right now.
962
01:04:19,236 --> 01:04:21,071
I think music is all about romance.
963
01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:24,532
I mean, look at A Star is Born.
964
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,993
Not if I don't have to.
965
01:04:28,411 --> 01:04:32,249
How come the way things are
are never enough for you?
966
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:37,504
They never were.
I was always pushing things.
967
01:04:37,504 --> 01:04:40,173
- Finding ways of getting outside meself.
- Like how?
968
01:04:42,175 --> 01:04:43,009
Like...
969
01:04:45,178 --> 01:04:47,055
leaving school before everyone else.
970
01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:52,477
And then getting pregnant
and not getting an abortion
971
01:04:52,477 --> 01:04:54,437
when everyone was telling me to.
972
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:58,984
I thought getting pregnant
might make me feel different.
973
01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:04,155
I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn.
974
01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:08,577
Then I was stoned during most
of his childhood.
975
01:05:09,995 --> 01:05:12,455
I was drunk for the birth of both my kids.
976
01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:13,748
Like in a bar?
977
01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:16,376
- Like in the delivery room.
- Wow.
978
01:05:17,919 --> 01:05:20,213
That's hard-core.
Bet your wife loved that.
979
01:05:20,213 --> 01:05:24,175
Right? She's the one pushing
a nine-pound human through her vagina,
980
01:05:24,175 --> 01:05:26,553
and I'm the one that's breaking.
981
01:05:30,515 --> 01:05:32,434
Never admitted that to anybody before.
982
01:05:34,185 --> 01:05:38,315
I was drunk
the whole first ten years of their lives.
983
01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,067
What got you clean?
984
01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,946
Well, having kids started it,
and AA kept me off.
985
01:05:44,946 --> 01:05:48,283
And really just learning
to put them first.
986
01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:56,833
- Is that the dawn behind you?
- Christ, it is.
987
01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,587
- Is that the sunset behind you?
- Uh-huh.
988
01:06:01,087 --> 01:06:02,422
We've been up all night.
989
01:06:03,965 --> 01:06:07,135
So, this is like pillow talk?
990
01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:09,137
No, you owe me for six hours.
991
01:06:10,305 --> 01:06:11,306
I do not.
992
01:06:11,806 --> 01:06:13,350
No, I like talking to you.
993
01:06:13,350 --> 01:06:16,770
I don't know why,
'cause nothing you say makes any sense.
994
01:06:21,441 --> 01:06:22,442
Is that all?
995
01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:25,654
Nothing's ever enough for you, is it?
996
01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,866
Are you saying you don't
find me a teeny bit attractive
997
01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:32,202
- when I'm singing that song with you?
- You're my student.
998
01:06:32,202 --> 01:06:33,828
- So?
- It's inappropriate.
999
01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:36,748
Who's going to cancel you?
You're already no one.
1000
01:06:42,546 --> 01:06:44,548
I don't think I could
start something with somebody
1001
01:06:44,548 --> 01:06:46,341
halfway across the planet,
through a screen.
1002
01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:49,386
My heart couldn't take it.
1003
01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:52,472
I'm not 19.
1004
01:06:53,807 --> 01:06:55,308
Life's lonely enough as it is.
1005
01:07:01,481 --> 01:07:02,482
I could get a plane.
1006
01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:06,778
So could I.
1007
01:07:07,654 --> 01:07:08,905
Well, then we'd miss each other.
1008
01:07:10,615 --> 01:07:11,783
You're not coming here.
1009
01:07:12,284 --> 01:07:14,578
It would be like walking
into a live soap opera.
1010
01:07:16,121 --> 01:07:19,416
Plus, I wanna see LA.
This isn't all about you.
1011
01:07:25,881 --> 01:07:28,133
I could play our song
for some friends in the business.
1012
01:07:30,051 --> 01:07:31,136
Ten percent.
1013
01:07:34,472 --> 01:07:36,057
I'd pick you up at the airport.
1014
01:07:38,143 --> 01:07:39,144
You'd better.
1015
01:07:40,228 --> 01:07:41,605
Get yourself over here then.
1016
01:08:16,014 --> 01:08:19,976
So, what's so important it couldn't wait
till we swap him over?
1017
01:08:20,477 --> 01:08:21,811
Sit down. Relax.
1018
01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:31,905
- Want a glass of wine?
- Wine, Flora?
1019
01:08:31,905 --> 01:08:34,281
At ten o'clock in the morning? No.
1020
01:08:41,623 --> 01:08:43,165
Few gurgles during the day.
1021
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,380
How would you feel
about looking after Max for a bit?
1022
01:08:49,047 --> 01:08:51,341
While I sorta found meself.
1023
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:53,593
I didn't know you were lost.
1024
01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:58,013
Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in,
like, ten years.
1025
01:08:58,682 --> 01:09:00,808
Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway?
1026
01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:05,021
Yeah. Or LA, or--
1027
01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:09,025
What? Could you pick
somewhere further away?
1028
01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:10,527
That's sort of the point.
1029
01:09:12,362 --> 01:09:13,362
I see.
1030
01:09:14,155 --> 01:09:17,534
This is about
the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff.
1031
01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:20,704
I don't even know if he lives in LA.
This is about me.
1032
01:09:21,621 --> 01:09:22,830
Look, it doesn't matter.
1033
01:09:23,748 --> 01:09:25,417
Can't be looking after Max.
1034
01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:27,627
You couldn't have picked
a worse fucking time.
1035
01:09:27,627 --> 01:09:28,837
Why?
1036
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:32,507
I'm starting up a wedding band
with the lads outta Indigo Void.
1037
01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:38,513
Imagine this now, all right,
me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on.
1038
01:09:39,472 --> 01:09:45,103
A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe.
Fucking savage.
1039
01:09:45,103 --> 01:09:47,272
The beach is down the road from his house.
1040
01:09:48,815 --> 01:09:50,107
And it's constantly sunny.
1041
01:09:50,984 --> 01:09:54,321
And he has a pool in his yard
that he put in himself.
1042
01:09:55,071 --> 01:09:57,908
Imagine Ian doing that.
He'd fucking drown.
1043
01:09:57,908 --> 01:10:00,911
Do you know it's been 12 years
since I had a bathing suit on?
1044
01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:02,954
You lucky bitch. Can I come?
1045
01:10:02,954 --> 01:10:04,789
And if things don't work out, that's fine.
1046
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,499
I just come home, right?
1047
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,753
But I get to say I did something brave.
1048
01:10:09,753 --> 01:10:13,840
For once in me life. Something about me.
1049
01:10:14,799 --> 01:10:17,344
Hasn't most of your life
been a little bit about you?
1050
01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:20,013
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing.
1051
01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:23,266
I'm just saying, like,
you've always followed your own thing.
1052
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,477
Are you for me or against me?
1053
01:10:25,477 --> 01:10:28,438
Look, I'm totally into you going
to LA to fuck this guy.
1054
01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:31,858
Maybe get your song heard
by a couple of friends of his.
1055
01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:34,069
Totally into that story.
1056
01:10:34,569 --> 01:10:37,864
But last time I checked,
miners and frontline workers were brave.
1057
01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:41,076
Speaking of brave...
1058
01:10:43,328 --> 01:10:45,038
would you look after Max for a bit?
1059
01:10:45,538 --> 01:10:46,539
Excuse me?
1060
01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,793
You've known him his whole life.
He trusts you.
1061
01:10:51,086 --> 01:10:53,964
Plus, you have that spare room
since your brother moved out.
1062
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,717
- It's only for a month or so.
- No, I can't.
1063
01:10:58,677 --> 01:11:00,762
- I wouldn't ask just anyone.
- Yeah, you would.
1064
01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:02,055
What do you mean by that?
1065
01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:08,103
I have a job. I live with me mam.
I have Shania.
1066
01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:09,604
Much and all as I love you,
1067
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,189
I can't be looking after
your nutter son as well.
1068
01:11:11,189 --> 01:11:13,358
I've never asked you
to do anything with Max.
1069
01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:15,652
Yeah, but I was there
for if you needed me to.
1070
01:11:15,652 --> 01:11:18,947
That's not good enough. You never offered.
1071
01:11:20,156 --> 01:11:21,825
Everyone says they care.
1072
01:11:22,534 --> 01:11:25,495
Every bloke I've met is all,
"You have a kid.
1073
01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:28,540
Deadly. Let's give it a go.
I'll rise to the occasion."
1074
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,083
And then they fucking disappear.
1075
01:11:31,084 --> 01:11:34,045
And all me so-called mates are like,
"You and Max are so cute."
1076
01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:36,006
But then they're off to Spain
on their holidays,
1077
01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:37,883
and "they don't take kids at this resort."
1078
01:11:38,383 --> 01:11:40,176
Or ask them
to fucking do something for you,
1079
01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:41,845
and they're nowhere to be found.
1080
01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:44,890
They never babysat.
They never picked him up from school.
1081
01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:47,893
They never asked me what I might want
or what my needs are.
1082
01:11:48,393 --> 01:11:51,021
Since I was 17,
with a screaming child on me lap,
1083
01:11:51,021 --> 01:11:54,149
doing me head in, while youse were all
living your fucking lives.
1084
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:56,568
Now I want to live my life!
1085
01:11:56,568 --> 01:11:59,112
Should have thought about that
14 years ago, shouldn't you?
1086
01:11:59,112 --> 01:12:00,655
Do you think I wanted that child?
1087
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,616
We were all fucking like rabbits.
So I don't know.
1088
01:12:02,616 --> 01:12:04,242
Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't.
1089
01:12:04,242 --> 01:12:06,494
But you didn't get the boat
to London, did you?
1090
01:12:06,995 --> 01:12:10,123
That was your call. Now don't be asking
other people to pick up the pieces.
1091
01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:28,475
Hey!
1092
01:12:28,475 --> 01:12:29,517
Stop him!
1093
01:12:44,824 --> 01:12:46,785
- Hello?
- Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here.
1094
01:12:46,785 --> 01:12:48,870
We have Max again at the station.
Can you come down?
1095
01:12:49,371 --> 01:12:50,580
For fuck's sake.
1096
01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:58,880
Right.
1097
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,592
So young Max here stole
an expensive piece of studio equipment
1098
01:13:02,592 --> 01:13:05,470
from a shop on Wicklow Street,
causing the shop owner to give chase.
1099
01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:08,181
- How expensive was it?
- That's not the point.
1100
01:13:08,932 --> 01:13:10,934
He's way past the number
of thefts and charges
1101
01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:14,020
where we can keep him out of court
and very likely a correctional facility.
1102
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:16,022
- Are you joking me?
- No.
1103
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:19,484
Guard,
there's gotta be some way to fix this.
1104
01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,653
- You're all he's got.
- No, Flora, I'm done with him.
1105
01:13:21,653 --> 01:13:23,863
He's been robbing
since he's been in short trousers.
1106
01:13:23,863 --> 01:13:24,948
He's a waste of space.
1107
01:13:24,948 --> 01:13:28,285
There's a time when you run out of road,
and it's that time.
1108
01:13:28,994 --> 01:13:31,204
Like I said, I've tried everything.
1109
01:13:34,082 --> 01:13:35,417
And so have you, Flora.
1110
01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:36,501
Good luck, kid.
1111
01:13:38,795 --> 01:13:40,881
Lads, get that fella up
from the cell there.
1112
01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,757
I want him in Interview Two, yeah?
1113
01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:48,430
A fucking 400-euro synthesizer?
1114
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,724
- I told you I needed the right gear.
- For what?
1115
01:13:51,224 --> 01:13:53,727
To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish.
1116
01:13:54,477 --> 01:13:58,732
Who are you, fucking Drake?
It's just a bleeding song on your laptop.
1117
01:13:59,858 --> 01:14:01,401
Did you not send her your video?
1118
01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:05,238
Yeah, I did. She hated it.
She thought it was real creepy.
1119
01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:06,948
Well, fuck her then.
1120
01:14:07,741 --> 01:14:08,992
It's all your fault.
1121
01:14:08,992 --> 01:14:11,453
Getting me to stare
into the camera all intense.
1122
01:14:11,453 --> 01:14:14,664
In me shorts, like a weirdo.
She doesn't want to see that.
1123
01:14:14,664 --> 01:14:16,291
What does she want to see then?
1124
01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:17,542
You wouldn't understand.
1125
01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:20,420
I want to do it right.
1126
01:14:21,171 --> 01:14:24,925
Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads
of attention when you're behind bars.
1127
01:14:24,925 --> 01:14:26,259
Women love criminals.
1128
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,305
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What movie are you in?
1129
01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:33,642
One without you in it.
I mean, what do you care?
1130
01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:35,310
You'll be in LA with your boyfriend.
1131
01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,728
He's not my boyfriend.
1132
01:14:37,896 --> 01:14:39,397
Anyway, how do you know about that?
1133
01:14:39,397 --> 01:14:40,982
We live in a fucking shoebox.
1134
01:14:41,691 --> 01:14:42,901
I'll be grand with that.
1135
01:14:42,901 --> 01:14:44,736
You know, just get out of me way, woman.
1136
01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:47,030
Gladly!
1137
01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:54,412
I've just come
from his free legal aid lawyer.
1138
01:14:55,121 --> 01:14:57,582
They say he's defo gonna serve some time.
1139
01:14:57,582 --> 01:15:00,835
Little fucking bollocks.
He's been given so many chances.
1140
01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:04,005
I know.
Do you wanna let on we're still together?
1141
01:15:05,507 --> 01:15:08,385
When we stand up in court.
Judges like that.
1142
01:15:09,803 --> 01:15:10,804
Yeah.
1143
01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:16,726
Flora, look-- Those places get a bad rep,
1144
01:15:16,726 --> 01:15:19,771
but they're not what they used to be,
you know.
1145
01:15:19,771 --> 01:15:22,232
They're more like a school now
than a detention center.
1146
01:15:23,775 --> 01:15:28,446
They've got football pitches in them.
Art shit. Wi-Fi.
1147
01:15:29,322 --> 01:15:32,409
They're very fucking progressive,
you know.
1148
01:15:33,326 --> 01:15:34,828
It might be the best thing for him.
1149
01:15:35,328 --> 01:15:39,708
Just having to man up,
you know, look out for himself.
1150
01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:43,253
Make friends. Negotiate. People skills.
1151
01:15:43,253 --> 01:15:46,089
He's just been sitting around
on his hole doing nothing.
1152
01:15:46,715 --> 01:15:49,551
But this would give us
the time we were talking about.
1153
01:15:50,635 --> 01:15:54,347
For your dreams and my various projects.
1154
01:15:55,599 --> 01:15:58,393
We've been doing nothing
but parenting him for the last 14 years.
1155
01:15:59,311 --> 01:16:01,062
How's he gonna have any respect for us
1156
01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:02,898
if we're just waiting around on him
all the time?
1157
01:16:03,690 --> 01:16:05,025
He needs to know who I am.
1158
01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:08,820
And he needs to know who you are, Flora.
1159
01:16:10,322 --> 01:16:11,990
I'll see you in court on Tuesday.
1160
01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:16,870
This way.
1161
01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:24,169
Can you see me?
I don't think you fucking care.
1162
01:16:24,169 --> 01:16:25,545
Could you hurry up, please?
1163
01:16:25,545 --> 01:16:27,589
Thank you very fucking much for your time.
1164
01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:30,008
Treating us like criminals.
Following us out. Do you mind?
1165
01:16:30,008 --> 01:16:31,968
I'll tell you something.
She better not come in here...
1166
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,264
- Did you text him?
- Yeah, twice.
1167
01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:38,600
I'll text him again.
1168
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,102
Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole.
1169
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:42,687
This is the one thing you need to be at,
1170
01:16:42,687 --> 01:16:45,273
and you're sitting
on your arse playing video games.
1171
01:16:45,273 --> 01:16:47,525
I've been texting you all morning,
you fucking asshole.
1172
01:16:47,525 --> 01:16:48,610
Get over here.
1173
01:16:51,571 --> 01:16:53,406
This case is now adjourned.
1174
01:16:56,868 --> 01:16:59,579
Next case on the ballot
is the state versus...
1175
01:17:00,372 --> 01:17:02,332
Can the defendant please step forward?
1176
01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,286
Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey.
1177
01:17:42,622 --> 01:17:44,499
Any previous offenses?
1178
01:17:44,499 --> 01:17:45,959
Six.
1179
01:17:48,879 --> 01:17:52,299
Max is an excellent student
when he applies himself.
1180
01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,510
There's been drug use
with both his parents.
1181
01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:59,639
His father is a musician,
but the band split up
1182
01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:01,558
and he's struggled ever since.
1183
01:18:01,558 --> 01:18:06,313
His mother
has been holding down various jobs as a--
1184
01:18:06,313 --> 01:18:09,357
a mother's helper.
Commutes an hour a day.
1185
01:18:10,317 --> 01:18:12,736
He excels in music--
1186
01:18:12,736 --> 01:18:14,654
I presume you're the defendant's mother?
1187
01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:16,114
Yes, Judge.
1188
01:18:16,990 --> 01:18:18,575
His father was supposed
to be here as well,
1189
01:18:18,575 --> 01:18:20,327
but he couldn't get out of work.
1190
01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:21,786
He lives with you both?
1191
01:18:21,786 --> 01:18:24,497
Yes, we both live with him. At two houses.
1192
01:18:24,497 --> 01:18:27,375
- We both take care of him.
- I asked where Max lived.
1193
01:18:28,293 --> 01:18:30,587
Yes, Judge, he lives with both of us.
1194
01:18:30,587 --> 01:18:33,924
But at two houses, mine and me husband's.
1195
01:18:35,592 --> 01:18:38,637
It seems to me a couple of months
in a strict supervision environment
1196
01:18:38,637 --> 01:18:41,932
might teach you to respect
the efforts your parents have made.
1197
01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:47,062
I'm going to impose
an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey,
1198
01:18:47,062 --> 01:18:51,191
in a juvenile correctional facility,
and one year's probation.
1199
01:18:52,442 --> 01:18:53,944
I hope you learn your lesson in there,
1200
01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:56,363
and that I won't be seeing you again
in my courtroom.
1201
01:18:57,822 --> 01:18:59,616
- I don't care.
- Good man.
1202
01:18:59,616 --> 01:19:01,076
That's very harsh.
1203
01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:05,247
- Can I ask you a question?
- Go ahead.
1204
01:19:05,747 --> 01:19:06,915
Are you a mother?
1205
01:19:06,915 --> 01:19:09,209
- Completely irrelevant.
- Right.
1206
01:19:09,209 --> 01:19:12,420
But I believe if I weren't,
I would have imposed a harsher sentence.
1207
01:19:12,921 --> 01:19:14,506
If the shop owner has his gear back,
1208
01:19:14,506 --> 01:19:16,466
- what's the point in sending him in there?
- Madam--
1209
01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:18,552
I'll do whatever it takes
to figure this out.
1210
01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:19,928
And what would that be?
1211
01:19:20,845 --> 01:19:23,765
I have 500 euros put away.
I can give it to the shop owner.
1212
01:19:24,432 --> 01:19:27,310
And if he's satisfied with that,
then he might drop the charges.
1213
01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,147
Otherwise, what's the point in sending him
in there and breaking up me family?
1214
01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:34,401
Without him, I have nothing.
1215
01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,486
The owner isn't here.
1216
01:19:36,486 --> 01:19:38,863
And this is a legal matter,
not a financial one.
1217
01:19:39,447 --> 01:19:42,409
Max has been on the liaison program
for half his life.
1218
01:19:42,409 --> 01:19:46,037
I'd be making a mockery of it
if I didn't impose a custodial sentence.
1219
01:19:46,538 --> 01:19:49,291
But in the light of your efforts,
I'll reduce it.
1220
01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,794
Four weeks and a year's probation.
1221
01:20:00,844 --> 01:20:03,179
- You did brilliant.
- No, I didn't.
1222
01:20:04,806 --> 01:20:07,642
- I'll be grand in there.
- No, you won't.
1223
01:20:08,435 --> 01:20:09,853
I will now, Ma.
1224
01:20:15,734 --> 01:20:16,902
Thanks, Ma.
1225
01:20:20,030 --> 01:20:21,114
Okay, Son.
1226
01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:25,076
You're okay.
1227
01:20:39,299 --> 01:20:41,509
So, I'm not coming to visit you.
1228
01:20:42,677 --> 01:20:45,430
When he gets out I might come,
but I'd have to bring him.
1229
01:20:47,098 --> 01:20:47,974
How annoying is he?
1230
01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,143
Very annoying.
1231
01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:51,228
Yeah.
1232
01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:55,941
Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able
to play you my song.
1233
01:20:55,941 --> 01:20:57,275
Which song?
1234
01:20:57,275 --> 01:20:58,610
The song I wrote about you.
1235
01:20:59,236 --> 01:21:01,488
- You wrote a song about me?
- Yeah.
1236
01:21:02,572 --> 01:21:03,949
It's about, you know,
1237
01:21:03,949 --> 01:21:06,910
your soul and the time we've spent
and who you are.
1238
01:21:07,744 --> 01:21:08,745
What's it called?
1239
01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:10,997
"Crazy Irish Bitch."
1240
01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:17,379
I haven't written a new song
in a long time.
1241
01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:20,632
I just didn't feel like I had much
to write about in life,
1242
01:21:20,632 --> 01:21:24,177
but I did, I guess. So thanks.
1243
01:21:24,761 --> 01:21:25,762
You're welcome.
1244
01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:28,265
So I'm your muse?
1245
01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:29,891
Yeah.
1246
01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:33,144
Although nowadays you're supposed
to be offended by that, right?
1247
01:21:33,144 --> 01:21:36,106
Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it.
1248
01:21:37,566 --> 01:21:38,775
I'll record it for you.
1249
01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,592
Hi, Judge. Do you have a second?
1250
01:22:04,092 --> 01:22:06,386
I'm the mad one from court the other week.
1251
01:22:06,386 --> 01:22:08,179
I know who you are. What is it?
1252
01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:11,308
Would you just make one small change
to your sentence?
1253
01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:14,561
It's just a detail,
but you could help make it happen.
1254
01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:15,478
What is it?
1255
01:22:16,104 --> 01:22:18,106
Would you let him
bring his music stuff with him?
1256
01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:21,443
The info pack says
there's no personal items,
1257
01:22:21,443 --> 01:22:23,778
but he has his headphones
and a microphone.
1258
01:22:24,696 --> 01:22:27,574
I think it will be very good for him
to continue with his music,
1259
01:22:28,074 --> 01:22:30,118
especially with all this time
on his hands.
1260
01:22:30,619 --> 01:22:32,662
I don't see why I couldn't look into that.
1261
01:22:42,380 --> 01:22:44,633
- That's the one you want?
- Yeah.
1262
01:22:44,633 --> 01:22:47,469
That's the one Keith has. It's class.
1263
01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:49,179
And that's a good microphone?
1264
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:52,891
Yeah, it's very good
for GarageBand and that.
1265
01:22:53,433 --> 01:22:54,809
It's an all-round good mic.
1266
01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:06,446
Thanks very much.
1267
01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,034
Little prick.
1268
01:24:10,468 --> 01:24:13,889
Here, Ma. Check this out
It's just a rough vocal.
1269
01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:15,807
Living in my life
1270
01:24:17,642 --> 01:24:20,061
Living in my hard life
1271
01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,565
Living in my life
1272
01:24:36,703 --> 01:24:39,789
...ready to take your order
whenever you're ready.
1273
01:24:56,681 --> 01:24:59,893
Sorry, you're telling me
that the day you did the very thing
1274
01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,728
that you got locked up for
1275
01:25:02,646 --> 01:25:04,814
- was the best day of your life?
- Yeah, hands down.
1276
01:25:05,315 --> 01:25:08,526
I felt like I was on fire meself.
I felt alive that day.
1277
01:25:09,402 --> 01:25:12,781
Well, the best day of my life
is the day I get out of this kip.
1278
01:25:12,781 --> 01:25:14,574
Yeah, but that's in the future.
1279
01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:15,951
I'm talking about up to now.
1280
01:25:16,534 --> 01:25:18,495
Well, I haven't had a good day, have I?
1281
01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:22,207
What about you, Max?
1282
01:25:22,707 --> 01:25:26,503
Best day of my life was the day
I made a video with me ma.
1283
01:25:27,045 --> 01:25:28,672
You made a video with your mother?
1284
01:25:28,672 --> 01:25:30,549
- Yeah.
- Well, can we see it?
1285
01:25:30,549 --> 01:25:31,633
No.
1286
01:25:32,133 --> 01:25:33,843
All right, but that's your day?
1287
01:25:34,886 --> 01:25:37,305
Yeah, that was a good day.
1288
01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:54,382
Okay, I'm gonna have
to park this thing properly.
1289
01:26:54,382 --> 01:26:57,177
So I'll see youse inside, all right?
Good luck.
1290
01:26:57,802 --> 01:26:59,763
- Get up with us.
- No.
1291
01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:00,764
- I'll be at the bar.
- Come on.
1292
01:27:00,764 --> 01:27:02,057
Come on. It'll be great.
1293
01:27:02,057 --> 01:27:04,726
Look, no offense, but I'm actually
a professional bass player,
1294
01:27:04,726 --> 01:27:07,979
so I'm not gonna be playing
some random amateur night. Thanks.
1295
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,650
Hey, Da. You weren't at the court.
You have to do this.
1296
01:27:14,152 --> 01:27:15,153
I don't even have me bass.
1297
01:27:15,153 --> 01:27:17,322
I packed it. It's in the back seat.
1298
01:27:17,822 --> 01:27:19,532
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1299
01:27:19,532 --> 01:27:21,826
You're not getting out of this one, Ian.
1300
01:27:21,826 --> 01:27:24,371
Strawberry moon
1301
01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:28,792
Oh, you shine down
You shine down on me
1302
01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:34,047
Another strawberry moon
1303
01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:54,234
- Give it up for Heart.
- Yeah!
1304
01:27:54,943 --> 01:27:58,071
Amazing, isn't she?
Long career ahead of her.
1305
01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,950
Now, next up we have "Flora and Son."
1306
01:28:01,950 --> 01:28:03,952
Is that the name of the band? Yeah.
1307
01:28:03,952 --> 01:28:05,328
Flora and Son.
1308
01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:11,710
That's a lot of gear.
Yeah, man, all right.
1309
01:28:16,715 --> 01:28:18,550
- Hey, Jeff.
- Watch this.
1310
01:28:25,265 --> 01:28:28,101
- Are you not gonna be roasting in that?
- Shut up, no. I'll be grand.
1311
01:28:30,312 --> 01:28:34,190
Hiya. This is Jeff.
1312
01:28:34,190 --> 01:28:36,651
He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff.
1313
01:28:36,651 --> 01:28:37,903
Hello, Dublin.
1314
01:28:39,863 --> 01:28:41,489
Always wanted to say that.
1315
01:28:41,489 --> 01:28:44,326
And this is Ian on bass.
1316
01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:47,746
And Max, me son, on keyboards.
1317
01:28:48,663 --> 01:28:52,417
We wrote this song together.
Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta.
1318
01:28:53,877 --> 01:28:57,255
But we thought we'd try it
live for you, if that's all right.
1319
01:28:58,548 --> 01:29:01,009
Okay. I've never done this before.
1320
01:29:01,009 --> 01:29:03,220
I've had diarrhea all week
leading up to this.
1321
01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:04,554
Don't be nervous.
1322
01:29:04,554 --> 01:29:06,473
It's easy for you to say.
This is a Dublin crowd.
1323
01:29:06,473 --> 01:29:07,933
They'll savage me if I fuck it up.
1324
01:29:08,934 --> 01:29:10,060
Okay, you ready?
1325
01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:13,188
One, two, three, four.
1326
01:29:27,911 --> 01:29:34,292
I've been bruised and broken
I've been torn in fucking two
1327
01:29:35,585 --> 01:29:38,713
I've been working and running
1328
01:29:39,673 --> 01:29:42,217
Then I have to run home to you
1329
01:29:43,426 --> 01:29:47,138
And I'm not living in your life
1330
01:29:47,681 --> 01:29:50,183
And you're not living in mine
1331
01:29:50,892 --> 01:29:54,312
We've been getting it wrong forever
1332
01:29:55,272 --> 01:29:57,941
We'll get it right this time
1333
01:29:57,941 --> 01:30:00,694
And live in the high life
1334
01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:13,373
Absolutely not.
1335
01:30:13,999 --> 01:30:17,669
You're a thief
You're a shit thief
1336
01:30:18,378 --> 01:30:20,714
You're always getting caught
1337
01:30:21,673 --> 01:30:25,135
I'm a bitch
But I'm your bitch
1338
01:30:26,011 --> 01:30:28,096
And I'm all you've fucking got
1339
01:30:29,556 --> 01:30:33,101
And I'm not living in your life
1340
01:30:33,727 --> 01:30:36,229
And you're not living in mine
1341
01:30:37,105 --> 01:30:40,567
We all get what we've been given
1342
01:30:41,192 --> 01:30:43,612
But we're not gonna give up tryin'
1343
01:30:44,279 --> 01:30:46,406
To live in the high life
1344
01:30:48,325 --> 01:30:51,202
Living in our high life
1345
01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,414
We're up on the high life
1346
01:30:56,124 --> 01:30:59,169
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1347
01:30:59,878 --> 01:31:01,922
Living the high life
1348
01:31:03,757 --> 01:31:06,468
Living in our high life
1349
01:31:07,385 --> 01:31:09,763
We're up on the high life
1350
01:31:11,389 --> 01:31:14,768
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1351
01:31:19,606 --> 01:31:23,068
This song's a love song
1352
01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:24,986
It's not an apology.
1353
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:30,367
But sometimes I hate you
1354
01:31:31,326 --> 01:31:33,787
Reminding me of me
1355
01:31:35,413 --> 01:31:37,540
Woman, guess we're cut
From the same cloth
1356
01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:39,668
Fourteen years in the same block
1357
01:31:39,668 --> 01:31:41,044
Nine long months in your belly
1358
01:31:41,044 --> 01:31:43,296
Down to the Coombe
And I still wasn't ready
1359
01:31:43,296 --> 01:31:45,090
Three days late I arrived at the party
1360
01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:47,175
Smile on me face
You're welcome, me hearty
1361
01:31:47,175 --> 01:31:48,927
Back to the gaff in the Liberties
1362
01:31:48,927 --> 01:31:50,804
Christening party
Up with the knees
1363
01:31:50,804 --> 01:31:53,181
Girl, we are cut from the same cloth
1364
01:31:53,181 --> 01:31:55,141
All you feel, I feel the same loss
1365
01:31:55,141 --> 01:31:58,270
I see your eyes in the mirror
Saint, angel, devil, sinner
1366
01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:00,522
Still laughin' at life
With our fists up
1367
01:32:00,522 --> 01:32:02,482
Still getting our tea
Down the chip shop
1368
01:32:02,482 --> 01:32:04,693
Still tough
Tongues sharp as a flick-knife
1369
01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:06,486
Still here, still living the high life
1370
01:32:06,486 --> 01:32:09,489
And I'm not living in your life
1371
01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:12,117
And you're not living in mine
1372
01:32:13,201 --> 01:32:16,830
And this song's for all you mothers
1373
01:32:17,581 --> 01:32:19,916
We're all gonna be just fine
1374
01:32:24,337 --> 01:32:26,464
We're living the high life
1375
01:32:28,008 --> 01:32:30,969
Living in our high life
1376
01:32:32,053 --> 01:32:34,139
We're up on the high life
1377
01:32:36,016 --> 01:32:39,769
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1378
01:32:39,769 --> 01:32:43,732
- We're living the high life
- Living the high life
1379
01:32:43,732 --> 01:32:47,611
- Living in our high life
- Living in our...
1380
01:32:47,611 --> 01:32:51,406
- We're up on the high life
- We're up on the high life
1381
01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:54,409
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1382
01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:57,287
Living the high life
1383
01:32:57,287 --> 01:32:58,538
Living the high life!
1384
01:32:59,122 --> 01:33:01,499
Living in our high life
1385
01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:05,170
- We're up on the high life
- Max!
1386
01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,924
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1387
01:33:08,924 --> 01:33:10,759
And it's a fine night to feel alive!
1388
01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:13,428
- Living the high life
- Top of the world, Ma.
1389
01:33:14,429 --> 01:33:16,890
Living in our high life
1390
01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,185
We're up on the high life
1391
01:33:22,145 --> 01:33:25,232
And it's a fine night to feel alive
1392
01:33:26,066 --> 01:33:27,984
Living the high life
1393
01:33:29,945 --> 01:33:31,821
Living the high life
1394
01:33:33,448 --> 01:33:35,700
We're up on the high life
1395
01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:43,124
You're fucking shite.
1396
01:33:56,221 --> 01:34:00,725
{\an8}Hey. So here's
that song I was telling you about,
1397
01:34:00,725 --> 01:34:04,646
{\an8}that I wanted to play for you
when you got here.
1398
01:34:06,064 --> 01:34:07,524
But I guess I'll play it now.
1399
01:34:17,617 --> 01:34:20,161
If I said purple
1400
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:23,331
You'd say red
1401
01:34:24,457 --> 01:34:30,422
With your brown hair tumbling
Like an unmade bed
1402
01:34:31,381 --> 01:34:34,384
Then we'd both die laughing
1403
01:34:34,384 --> 01:34:38,054
At something I said
1404
01:34:39,806 --> 01:34:43,351
Talking to you
1405
01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:48,440
I find my point
1406
01:34:49,357 --> 01:34:51,735
And you lose your shit
1407
01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:55,780
There's just so much broken
1408
01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:59,034
That the words can't fix
1409
01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,621
And the dawn is breaking
1410
01:35:02,621 --> 01:35:05,957
But I just can't quit
1411
01:35:07,959 --> 01:35:11,046
Talking to you
1412
01:35:13,381 --> 01:35:15,884
I've seen a Jesus
1413
01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:20,472
Roller skating down Sunset
1414
01:35:20,972 --> 01:35:24,434
Watched a ballet of sprinklers
1415
01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:25,769
In the rain
1416
01:35:27,812 --> 01:35:31,358
But I know I'd go crazy
1417
01:35:31,358 --> 01:35:34,653
If I couldn't get
1418
01:35:36,196 --> 01:35:39,866
To talk to you again
1419
01:35:42,118 --> 01:35:44,371
So if God takes me
1420
01:35:45,872 --> 01:35:48,291
And leaves you here
1421
01:35:49,167 --> 01:35:52,712
I want no black limousines
1422
01:35:52,712 --> 01:35:55,298
And no sad tears
1423
01:35:56,508 --> 01:35:59,719
'Cause I'll still be hanging around
1424
01:35:59,719 --> 01:36:02,389
The atmosphere
1425
01:36:04,599 --> 01:36:08,061
Talking to you
1426
01:36:10,146 --> 01:36:13,316
And no words or music
1427
01:36:13,316 --> 01:36:17,112
Can come even near
1428
01:36:18,530 --> 01:36:22,367
To talking to you