1 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,412 ["You Can Dance" playing] 2 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:01,998 {\an8}I'm Kev. 3 00:02:03,166 --> 00:02:04,167 {\an8}Flora. 4 00:02:05,168 --> 00:02:06,586 {\an8}I'm gonna be riding you later. 5 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,129 {\an8}No, you won't. 6 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:14,469 {\an8}[speaking indistinctly] 7 00:02:19,975 --> 00:02:24,104 {\an8}- Hi, how are you? - Flora. How are ya? 8 00:02:24,104 --> 00:02:26,898 {\an8}I'm good. [speaks indistinctly] 9 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:52,799 [song ends] 10 00:03:01,182 --> 00:03:04,394 [sighs] Good girl, Flora. 11 00:03:04,394 --> 00:03:05,604 [toilet flushes] 12 00:03:06,354 --> 00:03:08,064 - Mornin'. - Oh, fuck. 13 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:10,817 Told ya. Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah? 14 00:03:11,443 --> 00:03:14,779 Yeah, all me life. Great club. 15 00:03:14,779 --> 00:03:19,159 [chuckles] Listen, uh, will I whip us up something for breakfast? 16 00:03:19,659 --> 00:03:22,037 A little fry maybe, you know? Where's the fridge? 17 00:03:22,037 --> 00:03:25,040 Uh, there's nothing in it. Me son eats it all. 18 00:03:26,458 --> 00:03:27,459 There's a son? 19 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:29,252 Yeah. 20 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,005 - Where is he? - Don't know. 21 00:03:32,589 --> 00:03:34,674 Supposed to be in school. Could be anywhere. 22 00:03:35,759 --> 00:03:39,471 I told you all about this last night, in the taxi? 23 00:03:39,471 --> 00:03:40,931 You said you were cool with that? 24 00:03:41,681 --> 00:03:43,850 - Shut the door on the way out. - [door closes] 25 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,482 [guard] Have you committed any antisocial behavior 26 00:03:50,482 --> 00:03:53,401 - in the last few months of your life? - No way, Guard. 27 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:56,112 Have you received any stolen goods to the best of your knowledge? 28 00:03:56,112 --> 00:03:57,822 Absolutely not, Guard. 29 00:04:00,158 --> 00:04:02,786 Have you stolen any goods? [sighs] 30 00:04:02,786 --> 00:04:04,079 Not that I got caught with. 31 00:04:04,996 --> 00:04:07,791 - Ow! Fuck. - Answer him properly, you fucking idiot. 32 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,876 - How did you get the black eye? - Fighting. 33 00:04:11,336 --> 00:04:13,338 Did you never think of joining the boxing club, Max? 34 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:17,300 No. They only wanted me to clean up, mop spit off the floor. 35 00:04:17,800 --> 00:04:19,719 - I'm not doing that. - That's how Rocky started. 36 00:04:21,555 --> 00:04:23,807 They have a new cycling group in Mount Vernon. 37 00:04:24,474 --> 00:04:25,725 Don't have a bike. 38 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:28,812 He sold it for a secondhand laptop so he could play video games. 39 00:04:29,396 --> 00:04:31,523 - That's not all I do on it. - [clicks tongue] Oh? 40 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,275 Watch pornography on it too. 41 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:35,986 [sighs] 42 00:04:35,986 --> 00:04:38,530 The Juvenile Liaison program is designed to keep young people 43 00:04:38,530 --> 00:04:40,991 out of the court system, and so out of prison. 44 00:04:42,325 --> 00:04:45,328 And we all know what they do to pretty young lads like you in prison. 45 00:04:47,956 --> 00:04:49,541 They anally rape them, Max. 46 00:04:51,126 --> 00:04:52,335 We'll leave it there, son. 47 00:04:52,335 --> 00:04:54,838 But I'm warning you now, you're headed in that direction 48 00:04:54,838 --> 00:04:57,132 with a string of offenses the length of me arm. 49 00:04:57,132 --> 00:04:59,217 One more offense and you'll be behind bars. 50 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:01,595 Flora, find him something to do. 51 00:05:01,595 --> 00:05:04,014 Something to keep those light fingers occupied, yeah? 52 00:05:06,725 --> 00:05:09,019 [piano playing out of tune] 53 00:05:12,272 --> 00:05:13,481 [door closes] 54 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:17,110 Ooh. Yikes. Look at you, you big chocolate head. 55 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:19,029 Oh, yeah, sorry. She found some in the kitchen. 56 00:05:19,029 --> 00:05:20,363 No worries. 57 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:23,950 - How was your workout? - Ugh, amazing. How am I doing? 58 00:05:25,201 --> 00:05:27,287 - You look amazing. - [chuckles] Yay. 59 00:05:27,287 --> 00:05:28,955 Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks. 60 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:30,457 Right. Here's your baby. 61 00:05:31,625 --> 00:05:34,377 - Thanks so much, Aishling. - Oh. Oh. [chuckles] 62 00:05:34,878 --> 00:05:37,172 - See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday. - [Aishling chuckles] 63 00:05:37,172 --> 00:05:39,925 - [Sorcha cooing] - [Aishling blowing raspberry] 64 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,428 - Bye now! - [Aishling] Thanks again! 65 00:05:43,428 --> 00:05:45,222 No, no, thanking you! 66 00:05:52,687 --> 00:05:55,649 - [machinery whirring] - [hammer knocking] 67 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:06,952 Come here. 68 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:10,413 - Yeah, all right. - You ready? 69 00:06:25,136 --> 00:06:26,596 [guitar strums] 70 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,474 How much to fix this guitar up? 71 00:06:35,063 --> 00:06:36,606 Let me see, uh-- 72 00:06:36,606 --> 00:06:42,070 Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings, two new machine heads. 73 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:44,447 - Sixty euro? - Fuck off. 74 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:45,532 Eighteen euro. 75 00:06:46,866 --> 00:06:47,867 Do it. 76 00:06:59,629 --> 00:07:00,630 [door closes] 77 00:07:03,008 --> 00:07:04,009 Hiya. 78 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:06,261 [Max] What's that? 79 00:07:07,429 --> 00:07:08,430 It's a piano. 80 00:07:10,098 --> 00:07:11,099 Whose is it? 81 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:14,185 Wait, now, how many kids do I have? 82 00:07:14,185 --> 00:07:16,521 Well, let's see. One? 83 00:07:17,314 --> 00:07:18,481 It's yours. 84 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,566 Where'd you get it? 85 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:23,069 Who cares where it came from? It's a guitar. It makes music. 86 00:07:23,069 --> 00:07:24,863 You used to be dead into music. 87 00:07:24,863 --> 00:07:26,072 Happy birthday. 88 00:07:26,072 --> 00:07:28,283 You fucking robbed it from one of the houses, didn't you? 89 00:07:28,283 --> 00:07:30,619 No, I didn't rob it. Play it. 90 00:07:30,619 --> 00:07:32,454 - Don't want to play. - Why not? 91 00:07:32,454 --> 00:07:34,915 - Since when am I a guitarist? - Since now! 92 00:07:34,915 --> 00:07:37,709 - Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me. - How do you know? Maybe I did. 93 00:07:37,709 --> 00:07:39,044 Well, did ya? 94 00:07:39,044 --> 00:07:41,046 No. But why does that matter? 95 00:07:41,546 --> 00:07:43,465 Me whole life, you never get me anything. 96 00:07:44,049 --> 00:07:45,926 Then you come home with this dusty piece of shit 97 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:47,010 the day after me birthday, 98 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:49,304 and expect me to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran? 99 00:07:49,304 --> 00:07:50,889 - It's a gift. Who cares? - I don't want it. 100 00:07:50,889 --> 00:07:53,850 - It's a crock of fucking shit. - [sighs] You ungrateful prick. 101 00:07:53,850 --> 00:07:56,269 And you're a daft slag who never gave anyone anything. 102 00:07:57,979 --> 00:08:00,899 Don't talk to me like that, you little prick. 103 00:08:01,399 --> 00:08:02,817 Cunt. 104 00:08:02,817 --> 00:08:05,612 You came out of my cunt, you ungrateful little animal. 105 00:08:05,612 --> 00:08:08,490 One day I'm gonna surprise you and smash into your fucking face! 106 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:09,866 You'll be behind bars before that! 107 00:08:09,866 --> 00:08:11,451 - Good. Away from you! - Go on! 108 00:08:11,451 --> 00:08:12,994 - Go back to your da! - [door slams] 109 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:15,372 [glass shatters] 110 00:08:21,002 --> 00:08:23,129 [straining, sighs] 111 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:25,465 You forgot your fucking present. 112 00:08:29,594 --> 00:08:31,179 [grunts] 113 00:08:31,179 --> 00:08:32,681 [guitar clangs, thuds] 114 00:08:33,557 --> 00:08:35,976 [electronic music playing] 115 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:02,961 Hey, Da. 116 00:09:03,712 --> 00:09:05,213 [Max's dad] Come here, little man. 117 00:09:08,466 --> 00:09:09,551 I'm in the Lamborghini. 118 00:09:13,805 --> 00:09:15,640 - Flora. - Ian. 119 00:09:16,641 --> 00:09:18,018 Heard about the guitar episode. 120 00:09:18,894 --> 00:09:21,146 So you had a little Harry Styles on your hands, was it? 121 00:09:21,730 --> 00:09:24,608 Who knows what he could be? I mean, look at the genes. 122 00:09:24,608 --> 00:09:26,860 It's not about the genes. It's about dreams. 123 00:09:27,736 --> 00:09:30,822 I gave up my musical dreams for him. And you. You're welcome. 124 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:32,324 Here we go. 125 00:09:33,366 --> 00:09:36,244 You do know we were on the same billing as Snow Patrol the night you and I met? 126 00:09:36,745 --> 00:09:38,622 Course I did. It's why I fucked ya. 127 00:09:39,372 --> 00:09:41,708 To think where I could be now, if things hadda been different. 128 00:09:41,708 --> 00:09:45,212 Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill. 129 00:09:45,962 --> 00:09:47,088 Pick a prison. 130 00:09:47,088 --> 00:09:48,173 Very funny. 131 00:09:48,715 --> 00:09:51,468 Go on, you'd better go. They'll clamp your fucking broomstick. 132 00:09:51,968 --> 00:09:53,720 Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself. 133 00:09:57,974 --> 00:09:59,726 [chuckles] Okay. 134 00:09:59,726 --> 00:10:02,062 Could be you're not the only genius in this family. 135 00:10:02,562 --> 00:10:06,650 Sorry, but you playing the guitar? That's just too funny. 136 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:09,361 - Why? - 'Cause it takes dedication, 137 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:11,905 years of practice, sweat, commitment. 138 00:10:12,781 --> 00:10:16,618 It's not just an overnight transformation on some fucking reality TV show. 139 00:10:17,202 --> 00:10:19,079 Took 20 years to build up them calluses. 140 00:10:20,121 --> 00:10:23,708 Are you really gonna talk to me... [chuckles] ...about commitment? 141 00:10:25,710 --> 00:10:27,003 Where is she? 142 00:10:27,754 --> 00:10:29,256 At a nail bar, getting a manicure? 143 00:10:30,215 --> 00:10:31,883 Or at the surgery, getting a Brazilian arse lift? 144 00:10:31,883 --> 00:10:33,009 She doesn't need one, love. 145 00:10:33,009 --> 00:10:35,762 [chuckles] You're disgusting. 146 00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:40,976 And don't just sit on the couch smoking weed and playing video games. 147 00:10:43,812 --> 00:10:45,730 And her arse isn't that amazing! 148 00:10:46,731 --> 00:10:48,191 Just FYI! 149 00:10:48,191 --> 00:10:50,235 [dance music playing from car] 150 00:10:54,322 --> 00:10:55,699 [music stops] 151 00:10:55,699 --> 00:10:56,783 Oh, hey. 152 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:59,369 - Flora. [sighs] - Juanita. 153 00:11:00,704 --> 00:11:02,664 - Awkward. - Not for me. 154 00:11:02,664 --> 00:11:04,583 I've been there. You're welcome to him. 155 00:11:05,417 --> 00:11:07,711 Thanks. See ya. 156 00:11:08,295 --> 00:11:09,296 Hasta luego. 157 00:11:13,508 --> 00:11:15,218 [scoffs] Fucking hell. 158 00:11:18,513 --> 00:11:19,681 I can't go on like this. 159 00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,517 Okay. Let's go. 160 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,311 - No. I mean, in life. - Oh. 161 00:11:25,186 --> 00:11:26,771 This can't be my story. 162 00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:30,400 Living in a shoebox with a kid who hates me, 163 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,403 and his da who doesn't see me. 164 00:11:35,530 --> 00:11:37,240 This can't be my narrative. 165 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:39,367 He rejected your prezzie. So what? 166 00:11:39,868 --> 00:11:43,413 You didn't even buy it, in fairness, and you forgot his birthday. 167 00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,873 But you are a great mother. 168 00:11:44,873 --> 00:11:45,957 Am I? 169 00:11:47,834 --> 00:11:51,796 I watch those news stories about kids gone missing and police hunts, 170 00:11:52,964 --> 00:11:54,507 and I feel for those parents. 171 00:11:55,926 --> 00:11:59,596 But sometimes, I wouldn't mind that so much. 172 00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:04,100 I wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, but sometimes, 173 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:08,563 I'd love to come home and he just wasn't there. 174 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:13,818 [smacks lips] Okay, I take it back. 175 00:12:13,818 --> 00:12:15,904 You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go. 176 00:12:17,864 --> 00:12:19,324 See ya in Shifters later? 177 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,034 Have I ever said no to that question? 178 00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:23,995 See, there's something to look forward to. 179 00:12:26,373 --> 00:12:27,457 See ya, Flora. 180 00:12:30,418 --> 00:12:34,506 [singing "Love of My Life"] 181 00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:50,814 [audience cheering on TV] 182 00:12:50,814 --> 00:12:55,986 That smoky voice-- That is one, um, heck of a-- a little vehicle you have there. 183 00:12:55,986 --> 00:13:01,575 [Katy Perry] You are sparkling like the diamond we always knew you were. 184 00:13:01,575 --> 00:13:04,828 Just watching you sell the emotion of the song 185 00:13:04,828 --> 00:13:08,999 is one of the most impressive things I've seen since I've been judging. 186 00:13:08,999 --> 00:13:10,083 Tremendous job. 187 00:13:11,126 --> 00:13:13,128 [announcer] Start your journey. 188 00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:19,217 [guitar tuning] 189 00:13:28,143 --> 00:13:29,311 The fuck? 190 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:46,202 Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again. 191 00:13:46,202 --> 00:13:48,663 If you are a beginner guitarist, there's a really high chance 192 00:13:48,663 --> 00:13:51,291 that you are making one of these five mistakes. 193 00:13:51,291 --> 00:13:53,043 Then I had, you know, a period of time 194 00:13:53,043 --> 00:13:56,546 where I was just practicing that for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas. 195 00:13:56,546 --> 00:13:59,216 There's only one way to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page. 196 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:00,133 Let me tell you. 197 00:14:00,133 --> 00:14:03,637 [guitarist] This is how you might imagine a typical guitar progress curve. 198 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:05,388 Once you've put in your 10,000 hours, 199 00:14:05,388 --> 00:14:07,515 you're officially a professional guitarist. 200 00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:08,808 [electronic guitar playing] 201 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,518 - Oh, no. - The three P's: 202 00:14:10,518 --> 00:14:14,731 practice, practice, practice, practice. So, let's go with the four P's. 203 00:14:14,731 --> 00:14:16,608 - [laughs] - [guitar screeches] 204 00:14:16,608 --> 00:14:18,860 I'm gonna teach you music theory in ten minutes. 205 00:14:18,860 --> 00:14:21,571 What up, YouTube? Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you 206 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,657 how to shred the gnar on guitar. 207 00:14:23,657 --> 00:14:25,533 Hi again. Miss Allison here. 208 00:14:25,533 --> 00:14:27,327 - Now it's your turn! - What are you wearing? 209 00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:29,913 [rock music playing] 210 00:14:31,498 --> 00:14:34,626 Well, let me tell you, you are about to embark on a relationship 211 00:14:34,626 --> 00:14:36,044 that will last you a lifetime. 212 00:14:36,044 --> 00:14:39,798 One of joy and calm and peace. 213 00:14:40,799 --> 00:14:43,301 A guitar is a lot like a bicycle. 214 00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:46,429 You put a little bit into it, and you get a hell of a lot out. 215 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:49,140 But this is just by way of an introduction to lessons with me. 216 00:14:49,140 --> 00:14:52,018 Let's all just sit here and-- and think about that for a second. 217 00:14:52,018 --> 00:14:56,690 About the potential that's already there in the room with you right now. 218 00:14:57,649 --> 00:15:02,487 If you wanna learn to play, just hit that button there and sign up. 219 00:15:04,781 --> 00:15:05,949 Bye. 220 00:15:09,911 --> 00:15:11,162 Twenty fucking dollars? 221 00:15:13,707 --> 00:15:16,251 [R & B music playing] 222 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:19,129 [chattering] 223 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:23,967 [cameraperson] Perfect. Perfect. 224 00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:25,510 ♪ Got magic Abra da Cabra ♪ 225 00:15:27,137 --> 00:15:28,930 ♪ Got magic Abra da Cabra ♪ 226 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:33,101 [cameraperson] That's very nice, girls. Very nice. 227 00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,061 ♪ Serious charms I got serious fuckin' charms ♪ 228 00:15:35,061 --> 00:15:36,771 ♪ Red hot girls buzz around in swarms ♪ 229 00:15:36,771 --> 00:15:38,773 ♪ Round me neck Hangin' off me arms ♪ 230 00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:42,694 ♪ Serious guns, I got serious guns Blap, blap, blap... ♪ 231 00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:44,529 Come on. It's dinner time. 232 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:47,824 ♪ Got wand, got whip Got honey, got grip ♪ 233 00:15:47,824 --> 00:15:49,367 ♪ Got money, got wow! ♪ 234 00:15:49,367 --> 00:15:51,286 ♪ Got shot, so what? No worry Got God on me payroll... ♪ 235 00:15:51,286 --> 00:15:52,454 See ya, Samantha. 236 00:15:52,454 --> 00:15:55,248 ♪ Got girls appearing From the North Side ♪ 237 00:15:55,248 --> 00:15:56,291 It looks brilliant. 238 00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,965 [person, through phone] Whoo! [screams] Fuck! 239 00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:06,509 This is crazy. Whoo! 240 00:16:06,509 --> 00:16:11,014 Flying like eagles. And-- Ah, shit! Shit... [speaking indistinctly] 241 00:16:11,014 --> 00:16:12,515 [sighs] Right, I'm going out. 242 00:16:13,642 --> 00:16:16,019 To where? To that lot you were with today? 243 00:16:16,519 --> 00:16:19,981 No, just off to Rhys's house, then over to the precinct for a bit. 244 00:16:20,857 --> 00:16:23,610 You're not going to do some BASE jumping off some buildings or something? 245 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,445 No. We don't have a GoPro anyway. 246 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,322 'Cause the last thing I want is the Guards calling here, 247 00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,908 telling me you've fallen off a tower block or something. 248 00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:33,286 And you're dead. And gone. 249 00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,500 Be back at 9:00! 250 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,377 - For what? - Because I fucking say so. 251 00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:42,128 I can't wait for the day I don't have to be here. 252 00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,965 The only reason you're here is 'cause your da wants his days off 253 00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,258 for his projects. 254 00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,718 Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7, trust me. 255 00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,512 If you don't want me here, why do I have to be back at 9:00? 256 00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,556 Don't play mind games with me. Get out. 257 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,725 [laptop chimes] 258 00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,936 [Jeff] Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.? 259 00:16:57,936 --> 00:16:59,020 Yeah. 260 00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,439 - How are you? - [Flora swallows] 261 00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,149 [smacks lips] I'm all right. How are you? 262 00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:06,026 Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles. 263 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,781 I can smell the eucalyptus on the breeze, so, uh, can't complain. 264 00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,366 Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too. 265 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:12,950 Is it evening there? 266 00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,704 No, it's just permanently this grim. 267 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:18,832 [chuckles] So, you wanna learn the guitar. 268 00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,958 [blows] Is it easy? 269 00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,003 Uh, depends what you wanna do with it. 270 00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,296 Do you want to, uh, just play for your own pleasure, 271 00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,673 or you wanna play for other people, 272 00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:30,176 you wanna write songs on it or learn your favorite songs? 273 00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,178 What are you hoping to get out of this? 274 00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:38,018 I look at women playing the guitar or the piano, and it's so sexy. 275 00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:42,564 Wow. [chuckles] I guess that is why a lot of people take up an instrument. 276 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,066 - Is that why you took it up? - Uh, no. 277 00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,360 No, you look pretty good. Wouldn't say you need it. 278 00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,197 - Okay. [chuckles] - So why'd you start then? 279 00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,284 Let's focus on you, all right? 280 00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,619 Good plan. 281 00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:59,205 Okay. So, let's sit it up there. 282 00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,918 I'll teach you some root chords. Let's start with G. 283 00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:04,753 [Flora sighs] 284 00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:07,464 Ready? 285 00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,300 - [sighs] Brilliant. - Okay. 286 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,719 [guitar strums through computer] 287 00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,680 So how many chords do you need to know before you can write a song? 288 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,099 Uh, it's-- it's-- [chuckles] it's not really, um... 289 00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:20,143 [smacks lips] ...about the number of chords. 290 00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,771 It's more, you know, how you use them. 291 00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:25,899 - Mmm. - Like, um-- Here. 292 00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,652 [fast tempo plays] 293 00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:31,988 [singing "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You"] 294 00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:49,631 [song ends] 295 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,551 Okay. Same song. 296 00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,635 [Flora] Mm-hmm. 297 00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,556 [slow tempo plays] 298 00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:08,942 [singing "I Hope That I Don't Fall In Love With You"] 299 00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:46,146 [song ends] 300 00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,566 [chuckles] 301 00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:53,904 Jesus. 302 00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:56,489 Yeah, so the first version, it uses all the same, 303 00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,159 you know, paints and canvas and brushes. 304 00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:05,290 But the second version has got 20 years of life and heartache on display. 305 00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,835 You can see all the brushstrokes. 306 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,672 All that personality's in the same three chords. 307 00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,425 And you can know a thousand chords 308 00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,303 and never write something as beautiful as that. 309 00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:20,722 Is that your problem? 310 00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,600 I didn't know I had a problem. 311 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,268 You're teaching guitar online, love. 312 00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:30,607 - [chuckles] Right. You're Irish. - So do you know a thousand chords? 313 00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,151 What I'm saying is, we all know the same number of words, 314 00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,111 but we don't all write a Shakespeare sonnet. 315 00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,240 I'm confused. 316 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,743 Good. What are your goals? Besides being sexy. 317 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,621 Impress people. 318 00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,456 - Who? - Men. 319 00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,375 - Why? - Sex and company. 320 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,542 Yeah, but what else? 321 00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:51,795 To make them like me. 322 00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,382 - Why don't they like you already? - [chuckles] I don't know. 323 00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,677 Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes. 324 00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,766 [smacks lips] Are you coming on to me? 325 00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:09,020 - Sorry? - So you're a songwriter too? 326 00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,815 - How do you know that? - Google. 327 00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,567 Took about six seconds. 328 00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,193 Where do you live in LA? 329 00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,070 I live in Topanga Canyon. 330 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:21,199 Oh, I heard of that. I bet you drive a pickup and work with horses. 331 00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:23,285 [chuckles] I do not work with horses. 332 00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,369 What's your star sign? 333 00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,788 - I don't know. - You don't know your own birthday? 334 00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,623 Let's get back to the lesson, all right? [stammers] 335 00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,919 Let me ask you, do you consider yourself a big music person? 336 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,298 I mean, I was always very attracted to musicians. 337 00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,510 I married one. He was on the same bill as Snow Patrol once. 338 00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:46,057 No, I'm asking, what are you doing here, Flora, if music's not really your thing? 339 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,436 I liked the look of ya. 340 00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:51,187 [chuckles] Okay. 341 00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:54,024 All the other teachers seemed like real posers and wankers, 342 00:21:54,024 --> 00:21:55,609 you know, failed musicians. 343 00:21:55,609 --> 00:21:58,194 But you seemed sorta... 344 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,156 real. 345 00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,408 I am real. 346 00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:07,120 You sorta calmed me down when I saw you for the first time. 347 00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:13,251 Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath. 348 00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,963 [chuckles] Right. 349 00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,382 Can I ask you something? 350 00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,345 - Sure. - You might find it a little bit weird. 351 00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:29,142 Could you play that same song again, but this time... 352 00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,938 with your shirt off? 353 00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:39,444 [Jeff sighs] 354 00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:41,363 [laptop chimes] 355 00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:47,118 [electronic music playing] 356 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,301 [breathes deeply] 357 00:23:04,678 --> 00:23:07,180 [Aishling sighs, groans] 358 00:23:08,598 --> 00:23:10,350 - [clears throat] - [flatulence] 359 00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:15,313 Dear Jeff, I'm sorry for messing around on our last lesson. 360 00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:18,316 Suffice to say that wine had been taken. 361 00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:24,781 I do intend to learn the guitar and take it seriously. Why? I don't know. 362 00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:28,493 I was always the one in class making fun of the teacher. 363 00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:33,665 Because someone had to. But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me. 364 00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,334 Sorry I objectified ya. 365 00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:39,045 I can send you a picture of my amazing tits 366 00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:43,300 to balance things out again, if you'd like? Flora. 367 00:23:46,428 --> 00:23:49,180 - [camera shutter clicks] - [cell phone chimes] 368 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:53,018 Right, now... [sighs] ...let's get that shite off your arse. [sighs] 369 00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:57,731 Ready? 370 00:23:57,731 --> 00:24:00,066 [electronic music playing through headset] 371 00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,151 [cell phone chimes] 372 00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,080 [keyboard clicking] 373 00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,797 - What is that? - Shh. 374 00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:25,300 [electronic music playing through headset] 375 00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,510 [clicking continues] 376 00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:29,596 - What are you doing though? It's annoying. - Shut up! 377 00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:32,390 Fucking woman. 378 00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,063 - [cell phone chimes] - Fuck. 379 00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:41,900 - Right, I'm going out. - Oh, good. 380 00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:43,693 I mean, where? 381 00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,445 Just around. 382 00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:48,740 You gonna be hanging out with that girl I've seen you with? 383 00:24:49,241 --> 00:24:51,284 The one dressed up like a prostitute in your man's video? 384 00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,995 Samantha? Don't know, she could be there. 385 00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,080 What's she like? 386 00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:58,583 Don't know. Don't really care. Right, back at 9:00. 387 00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,168 Or 10:00! 388 00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:04,923 If you like. 389 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,597 [swallowing] Hiya. 390 00:25:12,597 --> 00:25:14,933 [chuckles] Can't believe you got back to me. 391 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,103 Well, you're a challenge. I like a challenge. Should we get started? 392 00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:19,354 Let's rock. 393 00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:22,607 All right. Flora, let's get to know you a bit better. 394 00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:24,401 What is your all-time favorite song? 395 00:25:25,777 --> 00:25:26,778 Uh... 396 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,907 I'm more into dance music. Uh... 397 00:25:33,368 --> 00:25:35,579 Oh, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. 398 00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,790 Okay, we're gonna have a problem. 399 00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:42,210 - Why? - That's not an acceptable song. 400 00:25:42,878 --> 00:25:44,004 It's catchy. 401 00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:45,130 So was cholera. 402 00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,339 I don't know that one. 403 00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:49,301 If you're gonna be learning to play songs, 404 00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:51,761 we're just gonna need to raise the bar a little bit. 405 00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:54,556 - What have you written then? - I'm a teacher. 406 00:25:54,556 --> 00:25:56,933 Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt. 407 00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:59,436 - You do it. - [chuckles] Do what? 408 00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:04,024 Write a song that reaches millions of people's hearts and makes them weep. 409 00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:07,611 Making people cry is not an achievement. Bullies do it every day. 410 00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:09,321 Let's hear one of your songs then. 411 00:26:09,321 --> 00:26:12,449 Lyrics need to be more than just "you're beautiful" 412 00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:15,118 or some series of platitudes for lonely women, 413 00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:16,578 trying to make 'em feel better about themselves. 414 00:26:16,578 --> 00:26:20,123 That's not a love song. That's a self-help group. 415 00:26:21,124 --> 00:26:23,668 You don't know the first thing about women if you think that. 416 00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:27,172 I know that grown-ups don't want to be told how pretty they are 417 00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,132 like some creep trying to pick 'em up at a bar. 418 00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:31,718 Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song. 419 00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:34,179 No. It is never just a song. 420 00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:36,806 It is a three-and-a-half-minute pause in time 421 00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:40,727 in which to do something wonderful, something touched by God. 422 00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,647 Oh, no. Are you some sort of Christian evangelist dude? 423 00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:46,983 ♪ I get along without you ♪ 424 00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:51,321 ♪ Very well ♪ 425 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:55,742 ♪ Of course, I do ♪ 426 00:26:59,037 --> 00:27:02,791 ♪ Except when soft rains fall ♪ 427 00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:08,296 ♪ And drip from leaves, then I recall ♪ 428 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,301 ♪ The thrill of being sheltered ♪ 429 00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:18,723 ♪ In your arms ♪ 430 00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:24,104 ♪ Of course, I do ♪ 431 00:27:27,774 --> 00:27:32,946 ♪ But I get along without you ♪ 432 00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:39,828 ♪ Very well ♪ 433 00:27:41,913 --> 00:27:45,458 - [scoffs] Jesus Christ. - Right? 434 00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,462 - That's unbelievable. - So simple, so direct. 435 00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:51,256 Nothing about beauty. 436 00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:52,591 You are a genius. 437 00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:56,887 [chuckles] Uh... So you really like it? 438 00:27:56,887 --> 00:28:00,432 It's stunning. You've got to get that out there in the world. 439 00:28:00,432 --> 00:28:03,310 You think that would sell as much as, uh, "You're Beautiful"? 440 00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,438 Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still like the other song too. Is that allowed? 441 00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,523 No, that's... [chuckles] ...Stockholm syndrome. 442 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,692 We're gonna "de-brainwash" you. By the time we're finished here, 443 00:28:10,692 --> 00:28:14,654 you're not gonna have time for these childish jingles and clichés. 444 00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,365 - I'm exhausted. - Well, we're just getting started. 445 00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:19,284 You wanna learn the chords to that song so you can play it? 446 00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:21,036 - Yeah. - All right. Starts with C. 447 00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:22,662 [guitar chord plays] 448 00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:27,292 So, your ring finger, here on the fifth string. 449 00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:28,668 Right there at that dot. Yep. 450 00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:31,463 You have lovely long fingers. Mine are quite stubby. 451 00:28:31,463 --> 00:28:34,174 Your fingers don't matter. Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers. 452 00:28:34,174 --> 00:28:36,343 - Oh, wow. I love him. - Uh-huh. 453 00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:37,677 [guitar plays] 454 00:28:37,677 --> 00:28:40,639 So, the middle finger there, then your pointer's way up here. 455 00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,641 - Mmm. - Yep. Yep. 456 00:28:42,641 --> 00:28:47,229 - There. And there? - There you go. One up. Strum that. 457 00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,148 Yeah! Yeah. 458 00:28:50,148 --> 00:28:52,067 Whoo! [laughs] 459 00:28:52,651 --> 00:28:54,611 - Feels good, right? - Yeah, baby! 460 00:28:55,403 --> 00:28:56,404 [Jeff chuckles] 461 00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:58,490 Sorry. 462 00:28:59,616 --> 00:29:02,619 - What's that? - Oh, nothing. I love this. [sighs] 463 00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:04,204 You're a quick learner. 464 00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:06,039 - I knew I'd be good at this. - Mm-hmm. 465 00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:08,124 - Let's move on. What else you got? - [clicks tongue] 466 00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:12,671 Well, next would be G and then F, but let's stick for a second on C. 467 00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,297 Okay, let's. 468 00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:18,218 You are now the proud owner of C, right? 469 00:29:18,218 --> 00:29:20,470 And you didn't own that five minutes ago. 470 00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:23,932 You're rich. You own something Elvis owned. 471 00:29:23,932 --> 00:29:27,018 - Mmm. I'd rather have his plane. - Plus, it didn't cost you anything. 472 00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,729 Well, $20 for this class, but I do know what you mean. Go on. 473 00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:33,191 You own something new, and nobody can take it away from you. 474 00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,569 And this isn't just some must-have object. 475 00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:38,238 It's not a bag or a car or a phone. 476 00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:41,700 [stammers] You ever seen an ad for a guitar? No, it sells itself. 477 00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:46,079 This is a gift you can take to your grave, and you can use it whenever you want. 478 00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:47,914 And in the right context, 479 00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,626 it can speak directly to your heart in ways we don't even understand. 480 00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:54,462 More than thoughts, more than words, more than ideas. 481 00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,591 Just a chord, hanging there in the air. 482 00:30:00,969 --> 00:30:02,053 C. 483 00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,099 [chuckles] 484 00:30:14,107 --> 00:30:16,902 {\an8}[performer singing indistinctly] 485 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:19,988 ♪ Woken up by the birds ♪ 486 00:30:22,282 --> 00:30:27,621 ♪ She wonders what they think about ♪ 487 00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,706 ♪ If instead ♪ 488 00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:33,668 ♪ She meets a man Who shows her magic tricks ♪ 489 00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:36,296 ♪ All sorts of magic tricks ♪ 490 00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:40,592 ♪ And he lets her live... ♪ 491 00:30:40,592 --> 00:30:42,302 [singing continues indistinctly] 492 00:30:42,302 --> 00:30:46,056 - Can anyone sign up? - [blows] For sure, yeah. That's the idea. 493 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,183 Just keeping the music local. 494 00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:49,893 What's the cash prize? 495 00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:53,230 Eighty percent of the door. There's usually about 50 punters. 496 00:30:53,813 --> 00:30:55,815 - How much a head? - Fiver. 497 00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:59,236 Jesus, that's pricey enough. Are they all that shit? 498 00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:04,199 It's not about that. It's about keeping music alive in the neighborhood. 499 00:31:04,199 --> 00:31:05,283 That's all I'm about. 500 00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:06,868 So who decides who wins? 501 00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:11,248 I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter. 502 00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,209 I know who you are, Barry. 503 00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:15,919 Oh, yeah? 504 00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:19,673 Oh, Jesus. How are ya? 505 00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,842 Don't tell me. Fiona. 506 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,470 - Flora. - Ah. 507 00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,390 - [patrons applauding] - Knew you were in the F's. 508 00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,433 Better go in. Good to see you again. 509 00:31:31,268 --> 00:31:32,269 In the daylight. 510 00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,230 I bet she wins! 511 00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,073 [Ian] Singing... 512 00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:48,285 [singing rock song] 513 00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:50,954 [Max] You look very young. 514 00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:52,956 [Ian] I was very young. 515 00:31:52,956 --> 00:31:56,126 [song continues] 516 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,169 How much do you think that cost to shoot that? 517 00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,839 - No clue. - Two grand we got 518 00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:01,965 from the record label for it. 519 00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:05,051 [Ian] We had a crane for every shot in this. Every shot. 520 00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:08,346 - [Max] Did you have a trailer? - No, but we had a fucking crane. 521 00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:11,766 So, did you go to America for that? 522 00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,476 - Looks like it, doesn't it? - Yeah. 523 00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:15,145 No, we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh. 524 00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:16,730 [song continues] 525 00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,607 Why is there a cop in every shot? 526 00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:20,775 'Cause... [stammers] ...it's America, you know. 527 00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,946 - There's that same cop again. - Fucking pay attention, will you? 528 00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:27,115 [song continues] 529 00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:28,199 There's Ma. See ya, Da. 530 00:32:32,454 --> 00:32:33,622 [sighs] 531 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,543 [Ian] What's that? 532 00:32:40,212 --> 00:32:43,215 What's what? Oh, it's just me guitar. [chuckles] 533 00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:45,258 I have a lesson later. I thought I'd do it in the park. 534 00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:47,302 What's this all about, Flora? 535 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,764 - What's what about? - This whole fucking musical thing. 536 00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,185 Anytime I tried to get ya to listen to new music, you just fucking tuned out. 537 00:32:55,185 --> 00:32:58,939 Yeah, my tutor says I have "genuine appreciation of melody." 538 00:32:58,939 --> 00:33:00,815 [chuckles] Now. 539 00:33:01,524 --> 00:33:04,402 What do you listen to then? Apart from club music. 540 00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:05,862 Give me five bands. Go on. 541 00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:08,323 Well, I like his songs anyway. 542 00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:09,866 Oh, he's a songwriter too, is he? 543 00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,702 Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually. 544 00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,287 What's his name? 545 00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:15,622 Jeff... 546 00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,126 the guitar guy. 547 00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,837 Sounds like some fucking clown who never made it, 548 00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:24,631 teaching guitar lessons online. 549 00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,426 That's the ultimate graveyard for failed musicians. 550 00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:31,054 Are you a little bit jealous? 551 00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:34,474 No. [scoffs] Just concerned. 552 00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,227 - How's Juanita? - She's great. 553 00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:40,480 Mmm. You do know she's not Spanish, right? 554 00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:42,566 Her nana's people were from Spain. 555 00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:45,652 [chuckles] My people were from Norway. That doesn't make me a fucking Viking. 556 00:33:50,574 --> 00:33:52,200 [whispers] Does she blow you like I did? 557 00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:54,995 What? Shut up. 558 00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,956 I'm serious. Does she? 559 00:33:59,499 --> 00:34:00,500 You're nuts. 560 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,754 She doesn't blow you, does she? 561 00:34:04,754 --> 00:34:08,300 Yeah, she does. She-- [scoffs] She has. Yeah. 562 00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:15,432 She doesn't. I knew it. Her mouth's too small. 563 00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:20,061 Is she out? Will I come up for a few minutes? 564 00:34:20,729 --> 00:34:22,521 We'll send Max off for an ice cream. 565 00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,524 Don't be fucking mad. 566 00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:27,818 I bet she doesn't let you come all down her neck and tits the way I did. 567 00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:33,617 Come on, Max! 568 00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:38,747 Are you getting rid of that guitar? 569 00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,459 This? No, why? 570 00:34:43,043 --> 00:34:44,251 [bell rings] 571 00:34:44,878 --> 00:34:48,215 - [yells, grunts] Wake up, will you! - [pedestrian] Jesus. 572 00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:49,215 - Fuck off! - [groans] 573 00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:52,552 You stepped right in front of me. Will you watch where you're going? 574 00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:56,056 You watch where you're going or I'll wrap that fucking lock around your neck! 575 00:34:56,056 --> 00:34:57,140 [cyclist grunting] 576 00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:03,730 What are you doing with it then? 577 00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,859 It was just sitting there. Why? Do you want it? You can have it. 578 00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:11,363 I don't. I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway. 579 00:35:11,863 --> 00:35:13,240 [Flora] What are you into then? 580 00:35:13,823 --> 00:35:15,575 [Max] Ambient. Electronic. 581 00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:18,662 [Flora] I always loved dance music. 582 00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,497 [Max] Like what? 583 00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,042 [Flora] Container. Sophie is amazing. 584 00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,378 Orbital, back in the day. 585 00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,381 - [Max] Who the fuck are they? - Dance music. 586 00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,967 What are you into then? 587 00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,219 [Max] Marconi Union. Do you know them? 588 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,720 [Flora] No. 589 00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:39,766 [Max] They're from Manchester, I think. Real trance music. 590 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,519 It sounds like a computer made it. It's deadly. 591 00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,855 I have some on me phone if you want to listen to them. 592 00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:46,856 What, now? 593 00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:48,525 - Whenever-- - Right, you've got your key. 594 00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:51,236 There's waffles in the fridge. I'm heading out. 595 00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:54,322 - Bye. - I'll be back in an hour and a half! 596 00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,532 I don't care. 597 00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:58,868 [children shouting] 598 00:36:04,499 --> 00:36:06,501 [guitar playing] 599 00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,758 [Flora] So, am I ready? 600 00:36:13,758 --> 00:36:14,676 [Jeff] For what? 601 00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:17,345 To write a female empowerment ballad and get me husband back. 602 00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:19,723 Why did he leave? 603 00:36:21,224 --> 00:36:22,100 Anger? 604 00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:23,518 Why is he angry? 605 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:27,647 No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed a cyclist today with his own lock. 606 00:36:27,647 --> 00:36:28,982 What are you angry about? 607 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,110 Dunno. I wake up angry. 608 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,905 I'm angry at me son all the time. 609 00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:38,199 I thought this guitar lark might make him think I'm cool. 610 00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,826 Hold on. You have a son? 611 00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:44,623 I had him when I was very young. I was 17. Do you have kids? 612 00:36:45,498 --> 00:36:48,835 I do. I actually had them kinda young too, so they're huge now. 613 00:36:50,045 --> 00:36:51,296 But they do think I'm cool. 614 00:36:51,796 --> 00:36:53,465 Play me your song again. 615 00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:56,468 [chuckles] Yeah, I wanted to bring that up. 616 00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:59,095 So that wasn't my song. 617 00:36:59,930 --> 00:37:01,473 [Flora] What? Whose is it? 618 00:37:01,473 --> 00:37:04,142 It was written by Hoagy Carmichael. 619 00:37:04,809 --> 00:37:07,520 Oh, love. Why'd you tell me it was your song? 620 00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:10,232 Well, I didn't. Uh, you presumed. 621 00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,236 But then I let you. So, sorry. 622 00:37:14,236 --> 00:37:15,320 Why? 623 00:37:16,154 --> 00:37:17,906 I guess I wanted to see how it felt. 624 00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:18,949 To what? 625 00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:21,618 To have written a song like that, in someone else's eyes. 626 00:37:21,618 --> 00:37:25,789 Yeah, uh, stupid. I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson. 627 00:37:26,289 --> 00:37:27,749 Why? What normally happens? 628 00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:31,753 Oh, you wanna hear one of my songs? 629 00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,630 - Yeah. - All right. 630 00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:54,693 ♪ Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon ♪ 631 00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,447 ♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪ 632 00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,786 ♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪ 633 00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:07,956 ♪ And we can't go further west ♪ 634 00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:12,836 ♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪ 635 00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:21,303 ♪ She's never boring She's kind to me ♪ 636 00:38:23,555 --> 00:38:28,143 ♪ And every morning she's a mystery ♪ 637 00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,398 ♪ Welcome to LA ♪ 638 00:38:36,484 --> 00:38:42,574 ♪ Where everything and nothing changes Every single day ♪ 639 00:38:45,076 --> 00:38:51,082 ♪ The sunshine on the darkness melts The morning haze away ♪ 640 00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:57,839 ♪ And I won't let the bright lights Bring me down ♪ 641 00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:05,055 ♪ In this angels town Welcome to LA ♪ 642 00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:15,190 It's lovely. You're really good at songs. 643 00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:17,984 [Jeff] But? 644 00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,695 Would I wanna hear it again? 645 00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,157 Sorry. 646 00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,744 No, no. Don't be sorry. If everybody were as honest as you, 647 00:39:29,287 --> 00:39:31,539 I wouldn't have had to waste a decade and a half of my life. 648 00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,751 We should, uh, get back to the lesson. 649 00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,169 Don't feel sorry for yourself. 650 00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:41,174 No, no. I'm not. I mean, it's-- it's a humbling realization. 651 00:39:41,174 --> 00:39:45,136 You know, you sit down and wanna play something for somebody, and they're ready. 652 00:39:45,136 --> 00:39:46,721 You're, like, receptive. 653 00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:50,976 And you watch as their eyes glaze over. 654 00:39:50,976 --> 00:39:53,937 And, um, it's harder for them than it is for you. 655 00:39:55,564 --> 00:39:58,817 It's the smiling with the mouth but not the eyes. That's how you know. 656 00:39:59,317 --> 00:40:00,235 Know what? 657 00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,154 That they're unchanged. 658 00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:08,868 Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five. 659 00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:09,953 [guitar playing] 660 00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:14,833 [sighs] 661 00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,209 [Jeff] Come on. 662 00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:20,297 You know what, I'm, uh-- I'm gonna give you some homework tonight. 663 00:40:20,297 --> 00:40:23,300 There's a song I want you to listen to. 664 00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:25,677 I'll send you a link. 665 00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:26,845 Give it a listen. 666 00:40:28,013 --> 00:40:29,014 Play. Come on. 667 00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:38,315 [computer chimes] 668 00:40:44,863 --> 00:40:46,865 [applause] 669 00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:55,540 ♪ Rows and floes of angel hair ♪ 670 00:40:56,416 --> 00:41:00,420 - ♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪ - [applause] 671 00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:05,050 ♪ And feather canyons everywhere ♪ 672 00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:09,179 - ♪ I've looked at clouds that way ♪ - [dishes clatter] 673 00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:14,851 ♪ But now they only block the sun ♪ 674 00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:19,189 ♪ They rain and snow on everyone ♪ 675 00:41:19,731 --> 00:41:23,401 ♪ So many things I would have done ♪ 676 00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:27,656 ♪ But clouds got in my way ♪ 677 00:41:28,365 --> 00:41:33,119 ♪ Oh, I've looked at clouds From both sides now ♪ 678 00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:37,791 ♪ From up and down, and still somehow ♪ 679 00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:43,171 ♪ It's cloud illusions I recall ♪ 680 00:41:43,171 --> 00:41:47,175 ♪ I really don't know clouds ♪ 681 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,471 ♪ At all ♪ 682 00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:03,942 ♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪ 683 00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:08,446 ♪ The dizzy dancing way you feel ♪ 684 00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:13,034 ♪ As every fairy tale comes real ♪ 685 00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:16,955 ♪ Oh, I've looked at love that way ♪ 686 00:42:17,581 --> 00:42:22,419 ♪ But now it's just another show ♪ 687 00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:27,299 ♪ You leave 'em laughing when you go ♪ 688 00:42:27,299 --> 00:42:31,344 ♪ And if you care, don't let them know ♪ 689 00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:35,265 ♪ No, don't give yourself away ♪ 690 00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:40,478 ♪ I've looked at love From both sides now ♪ 691 00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:45,275 ♪ From give and take, and still somehow ♪ 692 00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:49,821 ♪ It's love's illusions I recall ♪ 693 00:42:49,821 --> 00:42:54,326 ♪ Oh, I really don't know love ♪ 694 00:42:56,912 --> 00:42:57,996 ♪ At all ♪ 695 00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:06,046 ♪ Oh, I've looked at life From both sides now ♪ 696 00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:10,717 ♪ From win and lose and still somehow ♪ 697 00:43:10,717 --> 00:43:15,055 ♪ It's life's illusions I recall ♪ 698 00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:18,934 ♪ Oh, I really don't know life ♪ 699 00:43:22,312 --> 00:43:23,480 ♪ At all ♪ 700 00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:35,367 [sobs, sniffles] 701 00:43:36,076 --> 00:43:38,078 [applause] 702 00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,500 Can I meet him? I mean, see him. 703 00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:45,919 - No. - Please. 704 00:43:45,919 --> 00:43:48,797 I'll just stand in the corner of the room. I'll be like a little mouse. 705 00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,258 That'd be so wrong. 706 00:43:51,258 --> 00:43:53,552 Is he good-looking? Do you have a screen grab? 707 00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,096 - It's not about that. - So he's a pig then. 708 00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:59,057 He never says what you expect him to say. 709 00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:04,062 And he's sensitive. You can see in his eyes he's been hurt. 710 00:44:04,062 --> 00:44:05,188 Ugh. 711 00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:08,483 [Kathy] What are his songs like? 712 00:44:10,443 --> 00:44:12,362 Uh, not great. 713 00:44:12,362 --> 00:44:17,909 Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away. 714 00:44:18,994 --> 00:44:19,995 Basically. 715 00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:24,165 [Flora singing indistinctly] 716 00:44:29,379 --> 00:44:33,758 ...and we'll fuck behind the dunes. [chuckles] 717 00:44:36,344 --> 00:44:37,888 [electronic music playing loudly] 718 00:44:37,888 --> 00:44:42,851 Fucking hell! Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here! 719 00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,269 Turn it down a second! 720 00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,647 - Jesus, that's loud. - [music stops] 721 00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:49,357 Yeah, Keith lent them to me. 722 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,985 Really powerful. Have to give them back tomorrow. 723 00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:53,320 The neighbors will be complaining. 724 00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,530 They're junkies. They'll be asking to turn it up. 725 00:44:56,114 --> 00:44:56,948 Who's Keith? 726 00:44:56,948 --> 00:45:00,160 He's a mate. A rapper. He lent me these for the night. 727 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,037 - For what? - So I could mix this track. 728 00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:03,121 Was that yours? 729 00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:09,377 You're joking me. How the fuck did you make that? It sounded epic. 730 00:45:09,377 --> 00:45:10,462 GarageBand. It's simple. 731 00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:12,172 Explain. 732 00:45:12,839 --> 00:45:15,675 Um, you get all your sounds from here, like, instruments and all. 733 00:45:16,343 --> 00:45:18,762 - And you can get loops from here. - What are loops? 734 00:45:18,762 --> 00:45:21,139 Drum patterns and stuff. I mean, you can make your own. 735 00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:22,766 But you need a proper sequencer for that. 736 00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:25,852 And how do you control them? Like, how do you get that mad piano sound? 737 00:45:26,686 --> 00:45:29,105 [sighs] Well, you open the "Keyboard typing," you know, 738 00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:30,315 use the laptop keys. 739 00:45:30,315 --> 00:45:32,067 [piano tune playing] 740 00:45:32,067 --> 00:45:33,235 No way. 741 00:45:35,028 --> 00:45:36,196 [piano tune plays] 742 00:45:36,196 --> 00:45:37,322 Sounds like a piano. 743 00:45:37,322 --> 00:45:39,658 - [percussion playing] - Oh, shit. 744 00:45:39,658 --> 00:45:41,743 [piano, percussion harmonizing] 745 00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:45,247 Not on me track. Turn it off. 746 00:45:45,247 --> 00:45:47,582 Jesus, it sounds very professional. 747 00:45:47,582 --> 00:45:51,670 It is. It's what loads of people start on. It's shit doing it like this though. 748 00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:55,090 You need a proper synth. Takes forever doing one note at a time. 749 00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:59,636 I've been at this for three hours today. I'm fucking starving. 750 00:45:59,636 --> 00:46:00,971 Play it again. 751 00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:02,639 Please just make me a cheese toastie. 752 00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:04,849 [music plays] 753 00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:05,934 [music stops] 754 00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,644 Please. 755 00:46:08,186 --> 00:46:09,187 After. 756 00:46:09,187 --> 00:46:10,272 [music resumes] 757 00:46:16,528 --> 00:46:17,612 Do you have a lyric? 758 00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,948 - Got these, but they're not finished yet. - Come on. 759 00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:27,414 ♪ Come on, girl You know how much I want you ♪ 760 00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:30,542 ♪ Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib ♪ 761 00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,503 ♪ Bring your friends Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz ♪ 762 00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:35,881 ♪ We'll hang out poolside Have a drink ♪ 763 00:46:35,881 --> 00:46:38,133 ♪ Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink ♪ 764 00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,302 ♪ Come on, girl Let's get in trouble ♪ 765 00:46:40,302 --> 00:46:42,387 ♪ Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin ♪ 766 00:46:42,387 --> 00:46:43,471 [music continues] 767 00:46:45,015 --> 00:46:46,141 What's it called? 768 00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:48,935 "Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin. 769 00:46:49,728 --> 00:46:53,732 Nah. You need a better title. Let me try something here. 770 00:46:55,817 --> 00:46:58,278 ♪ We got something real ♪ 771 00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:01,948 ♪ From the Joker with the Glasgow smile Ready to die for you, I go in style ♪ 772 00:47:01,948 --> 00:47:06,786 ♪ Dressed from head to toe in Italian In the bed, I'm like a stallion ♪ 773 00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:10,582 ♪ I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay ♪ 774 00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,168 ♪ Living the dream In a bed full of bitches ♪ 775 00:47:13,168 --> 00:47:15,378 ♪ The Midas touch, I got the riches ♪ 776 00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:19,633 ♪ And when they come and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches ♪ 777 00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:23,553 It's fucking class, isn't it? 778 00:47:25,055 --> 00:47:26,056 [music stops] 779 00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,974 Fucking hell, Son. 780 00:47:28,850 --> 00:47:30,810 Is this what you've been doing on those headphones? 781 00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:32,896 Don't move. 782 00:47:35,899 --> 00:47:36,900 [sighs] 783 00:47:38,193 --> 00:47:40,237 Come over here and hear what your son made. 784 00:47:40,237 --> 00:47:42,948 [Max, through laptop] ♪ Come on, girl You know how much I want you ♪ 785 00:47:42,948 --> 00:47:45,951 ♪ Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you Meet me at me crib ♪ 786 00:47:45,951 --> 00:47:49,120 ♪ Bring your friends Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz ♪ 787 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,373 ♪ We'll hang out poolside Have a drink ♪ 788 00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,625 ♪ Swimming against the tide Not gonna sink ♪ 789 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,627 ♪ Come on, girl Let's get in trouble ♪ 790 00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,963 ♪ Shaken, not stirred A James Bond from Dublin ♪ 791 00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,507 [Flora] ♪ We got something real ♪ 792 00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:02,342 [Max] ♪ From the Joker with The Glasgow smile ♪ 793 00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,970 - ♪ Ready to die for ya, I go in style ♪ - I love this. 794 00:48:05,512 --> 00:48:08,723 - That's me singing! [laughs] - [Max] ♪ In the bed, I'm like a stallion ♪ 795 00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,019 ♪ I'm the king of the MMA Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay ♪ 796 00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,438 ♪ Living the dream In a bed full of bitches ♪ 797 00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:17,399 ♪ The Midas touch, I got the riches ♪ 798 00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:21,653 ♪ And when they snip me and stitch me up They better use Gucci stitches ♪ 799 00:48:21,653 --> 00:48:24,573 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - [Flora] ♪ We got something real ♪ 800 00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:28,660 ♪ Come and get me, guys Come and get me, boys ♪ 801 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,995 ♪ Come and kill me-- ♪ 802 00:48:31,329 --> 00:48:32,664 Can you fucking play or what? 803 00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:33,748 I'm not playing for you. 804 00:48:34,374 --> 00:48:38,253 - Go on, give us a tune on that guitar. - [snoring] 805 00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:39,671 - Come on. - [Flora] No. 806 00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:42,591 It's not that big of a fucking deal. Would you just play one song? 807 00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:47,762 [Flora] Okay. 808 00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:55,145 [sighs] Ian. Why are you doing this to me? 809 00:48:55,145 --> 00:48:56,479 Come on, you'll be great. 810 00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:02,986 I can play you a song I wrote. 811 00:49:04,696 --> 00:49:06,281 - Okay, yeah. Yeah. - Yeah? 812 00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:10,702 Oh, my God. Okay. 813 00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:27,010 - [vocalizing] - Yeah. 814 00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:35,727 ♪ She goes by the name ♪ 815 00:49:36,895 --> 00:49:40,106 ♪ Sweet Juanita ♪ 816 00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:42,651 [chuckles] 817 00:49:43,151 --> 00:49:47,989 ♪ She hails from the town ♪ 818 00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:50,659 ♪ Of Dublin ♪ 819 00:49:53,036 --> 00:49:57,457 ♪ Her mother was from-- ♪ 820 00:49:57,457 --> 00:49:59,417 - Blanchardstown? - Yeah. Blanch-- 821 00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:01,836 ♪ Blanchardstown ♪ 822 00:50:01,836 --> 00:50:02,754 [cheers] 823 00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:10,095 ♪ Her father was from... ♪ [speaks indistinctly] 824 00:50:10,095 --> 00:50:11,846 - Come on, Max! - [Ian chuckles] 825 00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:14,432 [vocalizing] 826 00:50:18,228 --> 00:50:22,232 ♪ Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita ♪ [vocalizing] 827 00:50:28,572 --> 00:50:31,741 [speaks indistinctly] They're fabulous. 828 00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,251 Can I try that on? 829 00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:44,629 Yeah. 830 00:50:46,631 --> 00:50:47,632 Can we get it? 831 00:50:52,053 --> 00:50:53,054 What's it made of? 832 00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,892 Uh, it's full of feathers. Goose feathers. 833 00:50:56,892 --> 00:51:00,353 From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big. 834 00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:01,396 That's the look. 835 00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,982 Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go! 836 00:51:09,821 --> 00:51:11,823 - [Jeff] Yeah. See that? - Oh, yeah? 837 00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:15,452 You're making progress. Your left hand's getting stronger. 838 00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:16,536 Thank you. 839 00:51:17,037 --> 00:51:18,705 I've been thinking about your song. 840 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,874 Okay. 841 00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,208 I think it's salvageable. 842 00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:23,668 Good to know. 843 00:51:23,668 --> 00:51:26,463 The problem is that you have a great opening verse. 844 00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:28,381 But the chorus isn't a lot better. 845 00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:34,221 Now, in my research, I find that choruses used to be the big deal in a song. 846 00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,598 You know, what everyone was waiting for. 847 00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:41,519 But, nowadays, it's not like, "Here comes the chorus, everyone." 848 00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:44,105 You know, 'cause unless you have a killer chorus, which you don't, 849 00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:45,565 it's an anticlimax. 850 00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:47,943 So, what you're saying is, my verse is too good? 851 00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,946 Wow. You are a glass-half-full kind of guy. 852 00:51:50,946 --> 00:51:53,031 - [chuckles] - I guess that's one way of looking at it. 853 00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:55,742 You play the first verse and sing it, 854 00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:59,579 and then play it again, and I'll hum what I mean. Ready? 855 00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:01,957 - What, now? - Yeah. 856 00:52:02,707 --> 00:52:03,917 What about the lesson? 857 00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:06,753 - This is the lesson. Go. - [chuckles] 858 00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:10,549 Okay. So, you want me to play... 859 00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:17,055 ♪ Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon ♪ 860 00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,560 ♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪ 861 00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:26,648 ♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪ 862 00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,818 ♪ And we can't go further west ♪ 863 00:52:29,818 --> 00:52:34,155 ♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪ 864 00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:37,117 [Flora humming] 865 00:52:41,121 --> 00:52:46,835 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la ♪ 866 00:52:46,835 --> 00:52:48,253 Do you know what I mean? 867 00:52:48,253 --> 00:52:50,881 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 868 00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:52,465 Up, up, up. 869 00:52:52,465 --> 00:52:53,592 ♪ La, la ♪ 870 00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:55,385 Um... 871 00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:57,762 No. It's, like-- That's not it. Um-- 872 00:52:57,762 --> 00:53:02,601 - ♪ La, la ♪ - ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 873 00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:03,685 ♪ La ♪ 874 00:53:05,353 --> 00:53:06,396 Like, uh... 875 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,732 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 876 00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:15,572 And have a better lyric? 877 00:53:16,156 --> 00:53:17,574 Okay. I'll get right on that. 878 00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,326 No, I have a-- a better lyric. 879 00:53:19,868 --> 00:53:20,994 Oh, you do? 880 00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:24,539 Yeah, I'll email them. You can take 'em or leave 'em. 881 00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:29,252 I'll, uh-- I'll give 'em a shot. 882 00:53:29,252 --> 00:53:31,504 I'll try to fold them in. I can't promise it'll work. 883 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,883 Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%? 884 00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:39,888 You can get 100%. I stopped trying to make money with my music. 885 00:53:39,888 --> 00:53:42,515 I tried that for years. It almost killed the thing I love. 886 00:53:44,267 --> 00:53:45,602 This is fun. [chuckles] 887 00:53:47,812 --> 00:53:49,064 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 888 00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:51,024 All right, Flora, see you next week. 889 00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:52,776 Okay. 890 00:53:53,818 --> 00:53:55,153 [laptop chimes] 891 00:53:55,153 --> 00:53:56,238 [button clicks] 892 00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:00,575 He's very cute. 893 00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:01,660 Right? 894 00:54:02,244 --> 00:54:03,370 [R & B music playing] 895 00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:06,331 - [Keith rapping] ♪ Shiny new wheels ♪ - [cameraperson] You are absolute naturals. 896 00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,041 ♪ Drop top roof so your man can run ♪ 897 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,627 - ♪ Gone like poof! when the Garda come ♪ - That's it, girls. Keep it going. 898 00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,296 ♪ Got wand, got whip, got honey Got grip, got money, got style ♪ 899 00:54:13,964 --> 00:54:15,131 ♪ Got caught, so what? No worry ♪ 900 00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:16,800 - ♪ Them Guards can't resist my smile ♪ - Sell it. Sell it. 901 00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,844 ♪ Got girls appearing From the North Side ♪ 902 00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:21,763 - That's brillo. - ♪ Got girls appearing ♪ 903 00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:23,473 ♪ From the South Side ♪ 904 00:54:23,473 --> 00:54:26,893 ♪ Like that Girls in the back o' my ride ♪ 905 00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:30,397 ♪ Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai ♪ 906 00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:33,149 - [song continues] - [cameraperson] Lovely. That's enough. 907 00:54:33,650 --> 00:54:34,651 [music stops] 908 00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,445 [cameraperson] Right. Now, I say we... 909 00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:38,780 Hey, Samantha. 910 00:54:39,948 --> 00:54:41,575 How are you, Matt? [grunts] 911 00:54:41,575 --> 00:54:43,743 Why don't you just ask her out, for waffles? 912 00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:44,828 No way. 913 00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,915 - [Flora] Hiya, Samantha? - [Max] Jesus Christ. 914 00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:50,208 Are you Cheryl's daughter? 915 00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,877 Hiya, Flora. 916 00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:53,670 Jesus, you've shot up. 917 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,255 Stop, I know. Taller than me mother now. 918 00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:57,465 - How's your ma? - [Samantha] Oh, she's grand. 919 00:54:57,465 --> 00:55:00,093 Talks about you all the time. The crack youse had. [laughs] 920 00:55:00,093 --> 00:55:02,178 [laughs] Don't talk to me! 921 00:55:03,096 --> 00:55:05,682 Do you wanna come up for a bit of dinner with me and Max? 922 00:55:05,682 --> 00:55:06,975 When you wrap? 923 00:55:06,975 --> 00:55:08,435 Ah. No, you're grand. 924 00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,896 Come on. Come up for some garlic bread. 925 00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,732 Nah. No, thanks. 926 00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,903 Right. Okay. See ya. 927 00:55:17,903 --> 00:55:18,987 See ya. 928 00:55:25,535 --> 00:55:26,620 [door opens] 929 00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:28,580 What are you doing right now? 930 00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:29,956 You don't want to know. 931 00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:31,875 Tell me what you feel about her. 932 00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,793 [Max] I can't stop thinking of her. 933 00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:36,671 Good. Obsession. You're obsessed. 934 00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:38,173 I suppose. 935 00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:40,592 [Flora] I was obsessed with your da. 936 00:55:41,551 --> 00:55:42,844 [Max] I don't care. 937 00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:43,929 [Flora] So go on. 938 00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:45,931 She's totally out of me league. 939 00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:47,140 No, she's not. 940 00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,226 Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith. 941 00:55:49,809 --> 00:55:51,811 She thinks that Keith can offer her something. 942 00:55:52,395 --> 00:55:56,066 He's all glamorous and dangerous with the 1,000-euro jackets. 943 00:55:56,066 --> 00:56:00,362 She needs to know that when she's done with her gangster, you'll be there. 944 00:56:01,321 --> 00:56:03,323 - That's you. The red. - [Flora] Hmm. 945 00:56:03,323 --> 00:56:04,699 [electronic music playing] 946 00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:06,117 [Max] If we had an external microphone, 947 00:56:06,117 --> 00:56:08,036 - the quality would be much better. - Yeah. 948 00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:10,538 - [Max] Do you want me to put reverb on? - Yeah, can you? 949 00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:11,623 Yeah. 950 00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:18,838 [guitar tune playing] 951 00:56:24,427 --> 00:56:25,262 [both chuckle] 952 00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:28,640 That's cool. Do it better and I'll loop it. 953 00:56:43,196 --> 00:56:44,864 - Right. Write these down. - [music stops] 954 00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:48,702 - Go. - You ready? 955 00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:49,619 Yeah. 956 00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:51,454 And when you're done getting knocked down. 957 00:56:52,789 --> 00:56:54,708 And when you're done getting up again. 958 00:56:57,919 --> 00:57:01,798 And when you're down on the canvas, baby... 959 00:57:02,591 --> 00:57:04,259 - Ooh. - ...I'll-- Come on. 960 00:57:04,259 --> 00:57:07,345 "And when you're down on the canvas... 961 00:57:07,345 --> 00:57:08,430 - ...baby... - ...baby." 962 00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:11,975 I'll be the one that never counts your heart out. 963 00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,476 I'll be the one in your corner. 964 00:57:13,977 --> 00:57:15,645 Ooh, I like that boxing metaphor. 965 00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:25,405 [Max, Flora] ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 966 00:57:25,405 --> 00:57:26,907 [Max] ♪ I'll be the one ♪ 967 00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:31,036 [music fades to stop] 968 00:57:31,536 --> 00:57:32,871 Now send that to her. 969 00:57:32,871 --> 00:57:34,164 What? 970 00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:37,375 Well, that's the idea. She has to hear your passion. 971 00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:40,712 It'll knock her off her feet. Do you have her email? 972 00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:41,796 Are you serious? 973 00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:47,385 In fact, why stop there? 974 00:57:50,722 --> 00:57:52,265 [person] Right, lads, youse have 20 minutes. 975 00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:56,228 [Max] ♪ And when you're done With your boyfriend ♪ 976 00:57:57,395 --> 00:58:00,565 ♪ And when you're done With the Tallaght girls ♪ 977 00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:04,736 ♪ I'll be the one who's waiting ♪ 978 00:58:04,736 --> 00:58:07,239 - [Flora] Come on, sing it to her. - ♪ And when you're done ♪ 979 00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,116 - ♪ With your baby sister ♪ - Sing it to her! She's in the camera, 980 00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:13,453 - in the lens. Think about that. - ♪ Banging the wall of your bedroom ♪ 981 00:58:13,453 --> 00:58:15,830 - Look at her. - ♪ And when you're done ♪ 982 00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,832 - ♪ With the street drugs ♪ - Get angry. 983 00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:20,043 - You know what I mean? Think about Keith. - ♪ And when you're done ♪ 984 00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:21,127 ♪ With the stolen cars ♪ 985 00:58:21,127 --> 00:58:22,796 That's it. Move your shoulders. 986 00:58:22,796 --> 00:58:24,089 ♪ And when you've run ♪ 987 00:58:24,089 --> 00:58:25,715 - ♪ All your red lights ♪ - That's it. 988 00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:28,343 - Move your face. Express yourself. - ♪ I'll be the one ♪ 989 00:58:28,343 --> 00:58:30,720 ♪ Who would run through The night for you ♪ 990 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,723 - Get angry! Come on. Think about it. - ♪ I'll be the ghost in your headlights ♪ 991 00:58:33,723 --> 00:58:36,560 - I'll slap that phone out of your hand. - ♪ And when you're done ♪ 992 00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,353 - ♪ With your college ♪ - Okay. 993 00:58:38,353 --> 00:58:41,022 - Okay, I want you to think about her now. - ♪ And when you're done ♪ 994 00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,775 - ♪ With the college boys ♪ - I want you to think about her with Keith. 995 00:58:43,775 --> 00:58:47,612 ♪ When you think you know What the world is, darlin' ♪ 996 00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:51,950 - ♪ I'll be the one getting educated ♪ - How does that make you feel in here? 997 00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:54,869 ♪ 'Cause I wanna know everything About you ♪ 998 00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,250 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 999 00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:04,337 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1000 00:59:04,921 --> 00:59:08,717 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1001 00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:12,304 ♪ And when you're done Getting knocked down ♪ 1002 00:59:12,304 --> 00:59:16,600 - That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy. - ♪ And when you're done getting up again ♪ 1003 00:59:17,642 --> 00:59:21,646 ♪ And when you're down On the canvas, baby ♪ 1004 00:59:21,646 --> 00:59:24,274 ♪ I'll be the one that never counts ♪ 1005 00:59:24,274 --> 00:59:26,109 - ♪ Your heart out ♪ - What about "Flora and her Son"? 1006 00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,029 - "Flora and her Son"? - Mm-hmm. 1007 00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:30,655 What about "Max and his Ma"? 1008 00:59:30,655 --> 00:59:34,159 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1009 00:59:34,868 --> 00:59:37,829 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1010 00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:46,546 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1011 00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:51,301 ♪ I'll be the one I'll be the one ♪ 1012 00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:52,802 ♪ I'll be the one I'll-- ♪ 1013 00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:53,887 [car horn honks] 1014 00:59:55,388 --> 00:59:56,640 [Flora] Now send that to her. 1015 00:59:58,058 --> 00:59:59,226 [audio rewinding] 1016 00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,022 [Flora] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! I need the room. I'm late for my lesson. 1017 01:00:04,689 --> 01:00:06,107 [Max] I can't. I'm editing the video. 1018 01:00:06,691 --> 01:00:08,318 What about my lesson, Max? 1019 01:00:08,318 --> 01:00:10,278 - I can't help you. - [audio rewinding] 1020 01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:32,842 I worked on that idea of yours. For my song. 1021 01:00:32,842 --> 01:00:34,427 - You wanna hear it? - Yeah. 1022 01:00:35,095 --> 01:00:36,930 - You got your lyrics handy? - Mm-hmm. 1023 01:00:37,556 --> 01:00:39,975 [guitar playing] 1024 01:00:49,651 --> 01:00:55,574 ♪ Get in my car I'll drive you through the canyon ♪ 1025 01:00:56,825 --> 01:01:00,036 ♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪ 1026 01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:05,250 ♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪ 1027 01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,003 ♪ And we can't go further west ♪ 1028 01:01:08,003 --> 01:01:12,674 ♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪ 1029 01:01:13,758 --> 01:01:14,759 Now you go ahead. 1030 01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:20,974 ♪ I'll take you down to Dollymount ♪ 1031 01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:25,854 ♪ And we'll fuck behind the dunes ♪ 1032 01:01:28,023 --> 01:01:33,403 ♪ I'll kiss your mouth All whiskey breath ♪ 1033 01:01:33,403 --> 01:01:38,366 ♪ And then I'll leave Your heart in ruins ♪ 1034 01:01:38,366 --> 01:01:39,326 [Jeff] Sing with me. 1035 01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:41,870 [both] ♪ Maybe we should meet In the middle ♪ 1036 01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:51,254 ♪ Maybe we could find A little city no one knows ♪ 1037 01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:57,802 ♪ And if they just gave us A minute on our own ♪ 1038 01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:00,972 ♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪ 1039 01:02:06,061 --> 01:02:11,733 ♪ Forget the stars of Hollywood ♪ 1040 01:02:13,652 --> 01:02:16,738 ♪ Or big old houses in Bel Air ♪ 1041 01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:24,829 ♪ I can introduce you To the angels of my city ♪ 1042 01:02:24,829 --> 01:02:29,167 ♪ But we'll find them anywhere ♪ 1043 01:02:31,545 --> 01:02:37,133 ♪ I'll drag you around town by your ear ♪ 1044 01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:41,846 ♪ Still wringing from the rain ♪ 1045 01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:49,771 ♪ I'll buy you chips and tea and beer ♪ 1046 01:02:49,771 --> 01:02:54,651 ♪ And then I'll crush your heart again ♪ 1047 01:02:55,735 --> 01:02:58,154 [both] ♪ Maybe we should meet In the middle ♪ 1048 01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:07,330 ♪ Maybe we could find A little city no one knows ♪ 1049 01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:13,628 ♪ And if we just gave us A minute on our own ♪ 1050 01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:20,552 ♪ A minute on our own ♪ 1051 01:03:21,303 --> 01:03:23,889 ♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪ 1052 01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:32,856 ♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪ 1053 01:03:38,236 --> 01:03:39,905 So now it just needs a killer bridge. 1054 01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:42,073 What's a bridge? 1055 01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:47,871 A bridge is a change for eight bars after the second chorus. 1056 01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,290 Okay. 1057 01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,752 - It sounds amazing. - It's better, right? 1058 01:03:53,752 --> 01:03:55,712 Yeah. It actually works. 1059 01:03:56,755 --> 01:03:58,506 I really struggled with that song. 1060 01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:03,720 It's very intimate, isn't it? Singing together like that. 1061 01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,725 It's a bit like, uh... [sniffs] 1062 01:04:09,309 --> 01:04:10,852 ...we've just made love or something. 1063 01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:14,022 - No, it's not like that. - In a way though. 1064 01:04:15,106 --> 01:04:17,859 I do feel a little bit naked right now. 1065 01:04:19,236 --> 01:04:21,071 I think music is all about romance. 1066 01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:24,532 I mean, look at A Star is Born. 1067 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:27,911 - Not if I don't have to. - [chuckles] 1068 01:04:28,411 --> 01:04:32,249 How come the way things are are never enough for you? 1069 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:37,504 They never were. I was always pushing things. 1070 01:04:37,504 --> 01:04:40,173 - Finding ways of getting outside meself. - Like how? 1071 01:04:42,175 --> 01:04:43,009 Like... 1072 01:04:45,178 --> 01:04:47,055 leaving school before everyone else. 1073 01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:52,477 And then getting pregnant and not getting an abortion 1074 01:04:52,477 --> 01:04:54,437 when everyone was telling me to. 1075 01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:58,984 I thought getting pregnant might make me feel different. 1076 01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:04,155 I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn. 1077 01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:08,577 Then I was stoned during most of his childhood. 1078 01:05:09,995 --> 01:05:12,455 I was drunk for the birth of both my kids. 1079 01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:13,748 Like in a bar? 1080 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:16,626 - Like in the delivery room. - Oh, wow. [chuckles] 1081 01:05:17,919 --> 01:05:20,213 That's hard-core. Bet your wife loved that. 1082 01:05:20,213 --> 01:05:24,175 Right? She's the one pushing a nine-pound human through her vagina, 1083 01:05:24,175 --> 01:05:26,553 and I'm the one that's breaking. 1084 01:05:30,515 --> 01:05:32,434 Never admitted that to anybody before. 1085 01:05:34,185 --> 01:05:38,315 I was drunk the whole-- whole first ten years of their lives. 1086 01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,067 What got you clean? 1087 01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,946 Well, having kids started it, and AA kept me off. 1088 01:05:44,946 --> 01:05:48,283 And, uh, really just learning to put them first. 1089 01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:56,833 - Is that the dawn behind you? - Christ, it is. 1090 01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,587 - Is that the sunset behind you? - Uh-huh. 1091 01:06:01,087 --> 01:06:02,422 [Flora] We've been up all night. 1092 01:06:03,965 --> 01:06:07,135 So, this is like, uh, pillow talk? 1093 01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:09,137 No, no, you owe me for six hours. 1094 01:06:10,305 --> 01:06:11,723 - I do not. - [chuckles] 1095 01:06:11,723 --> 01:06:13,350 No, I like talking to you. 1096 01:06:13,350 --> 01:06:16,770 I don't know why, 'cause nothing you say makes any sense. 1097 01:06:21,441 --> 01:06:22,442 Is that all? 1098 01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:25,654 Nothing's ever enough for you, is it? 1099 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,866 Are you saying you don't find me a teeny bit attractive 1100 01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:32,202 - when I'm singing that song with you? - You're my student. 1101 01:06:32,202 --> 01:06:33,828 - So? - It's inappropriate. 1102 01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:36,748 Who's going to cancel you? You're already no one. 1103 01:06:40,794 --> 01:06:44,548 [sighs] I don't think I could start something with somebody 1104 01:06:44,548 --> 01:06:46,341 halfway across the planet, through a screen. 1105 01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:49,386 [stammers] My heart couldn't take it. 1106 01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:52,931 I'm not 19. [stammers] 1107 01:06:53,807 --> 01:06:55,308 Life's lonely enough as it is. 1108 01:07:01,481 --> 01:07:02,482 I could get a plane. 1109 01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:06,778 So could I. 1110 01:07:07,654 --> 01:07:09,656 - Well, then we'd miss each other. - [chuckles] 1111 01:07:10,615 --> 01:07:11,783 You're not coming here. 1112 01:07:12,284 --> 01:07:14,578 It would be like walking into a live soap opera. 1113 01:07:16,121 --> 01:07:19,416 Plus, I wanna see LA. This isn't all about you. 1114 01:07:25,881 --> 01:07:28,133 I could play our song for some friends in the business. 1115 01:07:28,133 --> 01:07:30,886 [chuckles] Ten percent. 1116 01:07:34,472 --> 01:07:36,057 I'd pick you up at the airport. 1117 01:07:38,143 --> 01:07:39,144 You'd better. 1118 01:07:39,978 --> 01:07:41,605 Oh, get yourself over here then. 1119 01:08:16,014 --> 01:08:19,976 So, what's so important it couldn't wait till we swap him over? 1120 01:08:20,477 --> 01:08:21,811 Sit down. Relax. 1121 01:08:22,353 --> 01:08:23,355 [Ian sighs] 1122 01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:31,905 - Want a glass of wine? - Wine, Flora? 1123 01:08:31,905 --> 01:08:35,033 At ten o'clock in the morning? No. [clicks tongue] 1124 01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:43,165 [groans] Few gurgles during the day. 1125 01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,380 How would you feel about looking after Max for a bit? 1126 01:08:49,047 --> 01:08:51,341 While I sorta found meself. 1127 01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:53,593 I didn't know you were lost. 1128 01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:58,013 Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in, like, ten years. 1129 01:08:58,682 --> 01:09:00,808 Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway? 1130 01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:05,021 Yeah. Or LA, or-- 1131 01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:09,025 What? Could you pick somewhere further away? 1132 01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:10,527 That's sort of the point. 1133 01:09:11,236 --> 01:09:13,071 Oh. Oh, I see. 1134 01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:17,534 [scoffs] This is about the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff. 1135 01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:20,704 I don't even know if he lives in LA. This is about me. 1136 01:09:21,621 --> 01:09:22,830 Look, it doesn't matter. 1137 01:09:23,748 --> 01:09:25,417 Can't be looking after Max. 1138 01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:27,627 You couldn't have picked a worse fucking time. 1139 01:09:27,627 --> 01:09:28,837 Why? 1140 01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:32,507 I'm starting up a wedding band with the lads outta Indigo Void. 1141 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:38,513 Imagine this now, all right, me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on. 1142 01:09:39,472 --> 01:09:45,103 A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe. Fucking savage. 1143 01:09:45,103 --> 01:09:47,272 The beach is down the road from his house. 1144 01:09:48,815 --> 01:09:50,107 And it's constantly sunny. 1145 01:09:50,984 --> 01:09:54,321 And he has a pool in his yard that he put in himself. 1146 01:09:55,071 --> 01:09:57,908 Imagine Ian doing that. He'd fucking drown. 1147 01:09:57,908 --> 01:10:00,911 Do you know it's been 12 years since I had a bathing suit on? 1148 01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:02,954 You lucky bitch. Can I come? 1149 01:10:02,954 --> 01:10:04,789 And if things don't work out, that's fine. 1150 01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,499 I just come home, right? 1151 01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,753 But I get to say I did something brave. 1152 01:10:09,753 --> 01:10:13,840 For once in me life. Something about me. 1153 01:10:14,799 --> 01:10:17,344 Hasn't most of your life been a little bit about you? 1154 01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:20,013 - What are you talking about? - Uh, nothing. 1155 01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:23,266 I'm just saying, like, you've always followed your own thing. 1156 01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,477 Are you for me or against me? 1157 01:10:25,477 --> 01:10:28,438 Look, I'm totally into you going to LA to fuck this guy. 1158 01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:31,858 Maybe get your song heard by a couple of friends of his. 1159 01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:34,069 Totally into that story. 1160 01:10:34,569 --> 01:10:37,864 But last time I checked, miners and frontline workers were brave. 1161 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:41,076 Speaking of brave... 1162 01:10:43,328 --> 01:10:45,038 would you look after Max for a bit? 1163 01:10:45,538 --> 01:10:46,539 Excuse me? 1164 01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,793 You've known him his whole life. He trusts you. 1165 01:10:51,086 --> 01:10:53,964 Plus, you have that spare room since your brother moved out. 1166 01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,717 - It's only for a month or so. - No, I can't. 1167 01:10:58,677 --> 01:11:00,762 - I wouldn't ask just anyone. - Yeah, you would. 1168 01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:02,055 What do you mean by that? 1169 01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:08,103 I have a job. I live with me mam. I have Shania. 1170 01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:09,604 Much and all as I love you, 1171 01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,189 I can't be looking after your nutter son as well. 1172 01:11:11,189 --> 01:11:13,358 I've never asked you to do anything with Max. 1173 01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:15,652 Yeah, but I was there for if you needed me to. 1174 01:11:15,652 --> 01:11:18,947 That's not good enough. You never offered. 1175 01:11:20,156 --> 01:11:21,825 Everyone says they care. 1176 01:11:22,534 --> 01:11:25,495 Every bloke I've met is all, "Ah, you have a kid. 1177 01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:28,540 Deadly. Let's give it a go. I'll rise to the occasion." 1178 01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,083 And then they fucking disappear. 1179 01:11:31,084 --> 01:11:34,045 And all me so-called mates are like, "Aw, you and Max are so cute." 1180 01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:36,006 But then they're off to Spain on their holidays, 1181 01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:37,883 and "they don't take kids at this resort." 1182 01:11:38,383 --> 01:11:40,176 Or ask them to fucking do something for you, 1183 01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:41,845 and they're nowhere to be found. 1184 01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:44,890 They never babysat. They never picked him up from school. 1185 01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:47,893 They never asked me what I might want or what my needs are. 1186 01:11:48,393 --> 01:11:51,021 Since I was 17, with a screaming child on me lap, 1187 01:11:51,021 --> 01:11:54,149 doing me head in, while youse were all living your fucking lives. 1188 01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:56,568 Now I want to live my life! 1189 01:11:56,568 --> 01:11:59,112 Should have thought about that 14 years ago, shouldn't you? 1190 01:11:59,112 --> 01:12:00,655 Do you think I wanted that child? 1191 01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,616 We were all fucking like rabbits. So I don't know. 1192 01:12:02,616 --> 01:12:04,242 Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't. 1193 01:12:04,242 --> 01:12:06,494 But you didn't get the boat to London, did you? 1194 01:12:06,995 --> 01:12:10,123 That was your call. Now don't be asking other people to pick up the pieces. 1195 01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:28,475 [shop owner] Hey! Hey! 1196 01:12:28,475 --> 01:12:29,517 Stop him! 1197 01:12:31,728 --> 01:12:33,230 [panting] 1198 01:12:38,818 --> 01:12:41,071 [panting] 1199 01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:43,323 [cell phone ringing] 1200 01:12:44,824 --> 01:12:46,785 - Hello? - Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here. 1201 01:12:46,785 --> 01:12:48,870 We have Max again at the station. Can you come down? 1202 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,580 [clicks tongue] Ah, for fuck's sake. 1203 01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:58,880 Right. 1204 01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,592 So young Max here stole an expensive piece of studio equipment 1205 01:13:02,592 --> 01:13:05,470 from a shop on Wicklow Street, causing the shop owner to give chase. 1206 01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:08,181 - How expensive was it? - That's not the point. 1207 01:13:08,932 --> 01:13:10,934 He's way past the number of thefts and charges 1208 01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:14,020 where we can keep him out of court and very likely a correctional facility. 1209 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:16,022 - Are you joking me? - No. 1210 01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:19,484 Guard, there's gotta be some way to fix this. 1211 01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,653 - You're all he's got. - No, Flora, I'm done with him. 1212 01:13:21,653 --> 01:13:23,863 He's been robbing since he's been in short trousers. 1213 01:13:23,863 --> 01:13:24,948 He's a waste of space. 1214 01:13:24,948 --> 01:13:28,285 There's a time when you run out of road, and it's that time. 1215 01:13:28,994 --> 01:13:31,204 Like I said, I've tried everything. 1216 01:13:34,082 --> 01:13:35,417 And so have you, Flora. 1217 01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:36,501 Good luck, kid. 1218 01:13:38,795 --> 01:13:40,881 Lads, get that fella up from the cell there. 1219 01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,757 I want him in Interview Two, yeah? 1220 01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:48,430 A fucking 400-euro synthesizer? 1221 01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,724 - I told you I needed the right gear. - For what? 1222 01:13:51,224 --> 01:13:53,727 To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish. 1223 01:13:54,477 --> 01:13:58,732 Who are you, fucking Drake? It's just a bleeding song on your laptop. 1224 01:13:59,858 --> 01:14:01,401 Did you not send her your video? 1225 01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:05,238 Yeah, I did. She hated it. She thought it was real creepy. 1226 01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:06,948 Well, fuck her then. 1227 01:14:07,741 --> 01:14:08,992 It's all your fault. 1228 01:14:08,992 --> 01:14:11,453 Getting me to stare into the camera all intense. 1229 01:14:11,453 --> 01:14:14,664 In me shorts, like a weirdo. She doesn't want to see that. 1230 01:14:14,664 --> 01:14:16,291 Oh, what does she want to see then? 1231 01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:17,542 You wouldn't understand. 1232 01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:20,420 I want to do it right. 1233 01:14:21,171 --> 01:14:24,925 Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads of attention when you're behind bars. 1234 01:14:24,925 --> 01:14:26,259 Women love criminals. 1235 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,305 Oh, for fuck's sake. What movie are you in? 1236 01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:33,642 One without you in it. I mean, what do you care? 1237 01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:35,310 You'll be in LA with your boyfriend. 1238 01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,728 He's not my boyfriend. 1239 01:14:37,896 --> 01:14:39,397 Anyway, how do you know about that? 1240 01:14:39,397 --> 01:14:40,982 We live in a fucking shoebox. 1241 01:14:41,691 --> 01:14:42,901 I'll be grand with that. 1242 01:14:42,901 --> 01:14:44,736 You know, just get out of me way, woman. 1243 01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:47,030 Gladly! 1244 01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:54,412 [Flora] I've just come from his free legal aid lawyer. 1245 01:14:55,121 --> 01:14:57,582 They say he's defo gonna serve some time. 1246 01:14:57,582 --> 01:15:00,835 Little fucking bollocks. He's been given so many chances. 1247 01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:04,005 I know. Do you wanna let on we're still together? 1248 01:15:05,507 --> 01:15:08,385 When we stand up in court. Judges like that. 1249 01:15:09,803 --> 01:15:10,804 Yeah. 1250 01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:16,726 Flora, look-- [sighs] Those places get a bad rep, 1251 01:15:16,726 --> 01:15:19,771 but they're not what they used to be, you know. 1252 01:15:19,771 --> 01:15:22,232 They're more like a school now than a detention center. 1253 01:15:23,775 --> 01:15:28,446 They've got football pitches in them. Art shit. Wi-Fi. 1254 01:15:29,322 --> 01:15:32,409 They're very fucking progressive, you know. 1255 01:15:33,326 --> 01:15:34,828 It might be the best thing for him. 1256 01:15:35,328 --> 01:15:39,708 Just having to man up, you know, look out for himself. 1257 01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:43,253 Make friends. Negotiate. People skills. 1258 01:15:43,253 --> 01:15:46,089 He's just been sitting around on his hole doing nothing. 1259 01:15:46,715 --> 01:15:49,551 But this would give us the time we were talking about. 1260 01:15:50,635 --> 01:15:54,347 For your dreams and my various projects. 1261 01:15:55,599 --> 01:15:58,393 We've been doing nothing but parenting him for the last 14 years. 1262 01:15:59,311 --> 01:16:01,062 How's he gonna have any respect for us 1263 01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:02,898 if we're just waiting around on him all the time? 1264 01:16:03,690 --> 01:16:05,025 He needs to know who I am. 1265 01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:08,820 And he needs to know who you are, Flora. 1266 01:16:10,322 --> 01:16:11,990 I'll see you in court on Tuesday. 1267 01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:16,870 This way. 1268 01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:24,169 Can you see me? I don't think you fucking care. 1269 01:16:24,169 --> 01:16:25,545 Could you hurry up, please? 1270 01:16:25,545 --> 01:16:27,589 Thank you very fucking much for your time. 1271 01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:30,008 Treating us like criminals. Following us out. Do you mind? 1272 01:16:30,008 --> 01:16:31,968 I'll tell you something. She better not come in here... 1273 01:16:31,968 --> 01:16:33,053 [speaks indistinctly] 1274 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,264 - Did you text him? - Yeah, twice. 1275 01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:38,600 I'll text him again. 1276 01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,102 Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole. 1277 01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:42,687 This is the one thing you need to be at, 1278 01:16:42,687 --> 01:16:45,273 and you're sitting on your arse playing video games. 1279 01:16:45,273 --> 01:16:47,525 I've been texting you all morning, you fucking asshole. 1280 01:16:47,525 --> 01:16:48,610 Get over here. 1281 01:16:51,571 --> 01:16:53,406 [registrar] This case is now adjourned. 1282 01:16:56,868 --> 01:16:59,579 [registrar] Next case on the ballot is the state versus... 1283 01:16:59,579 --> 01:17:02,332 [speaks indistinctly] Can the defendant please step forward? 1284 01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,286 Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey. 1285 01:17:42,622 --> 01:17:44,499 [judge] Any previous offenses? 1286 01:17:44,499 --> 01:17:45,959 [police officer] Six. 1287 01:17:48,879 --> 01:17:52,299 [lawyer] Max is an excellent student when he applies himself. 1288 01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,510 There's been drug use with both his parents. 1289 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:59,639 His father is a musician, uh, but the band split up 1290 01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:01,558 and he's-- he's struggled ever since. 1291 01:18:01,558 --> 01:18:06,313 His mother, uh... [stammers] ...has been holding down various jobs as a-- 1292 01:18:06,313 --> 01:18:09,357 [stammers] a mother's helper. Commutes an hour a day. 1293 01:18:10,317 --> 01:18:12,736 [stammers] He excels in-- in music-- 1294 01:18:12,736 --> 01:18:14,654 [judge] I presume you're the defendant's mother? 1295 01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:16,114 Yes, Judge. 1296 01:18:16,114 --> 01:18:18,575 Um, his father was supposed to be here as well, 1297 01:18:18,575 --> 01:18:20,327 but he couldn't get out of work. 1298 01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:21,786 [judge] He lives with you both? 1299 01:18:21,786 --> 01:18:24,497 Yes, we both live with him. Uh, at two houses. 1300 01:18:24,497 --> 01:18:27,375 - We both take care of him. - [judge] I asked where Max lived. 1301 01:18:28,293 --> 01:18:30,587 Yes, Judge, uh, he lives with both of us. 1302 01:18:30,587 --> 01:18:33,924 But at two houses, mine and me husband's. 1303 01:18:35,592 --> 01:18:38,637 It seems to me a couple of months in a strict supervision environment 1304 01:18:38,637 --> 01:18:41,932 might teach you to respect the efforts your parents have made. 1305 01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:47,062 I'm going to impose an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey, 1306 01:18:47,062 --> 01:18:51,191 in a juvenile correctional facility, and one year's probation. 1307 01:18:52,442 --> 01:18:53,944 I hope you learn your lesson in there, 1308 01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:56,363 and that I won't be seeing you again in my courtroom. 1309 01:18:57,822 --> 01:18:59,616 - I don't care. - [judge] Good man. 1310 01:18:59,616 --> 01:19:01,076 That's very harsh. 1311 01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:05,247 - Can I ask you a question? - [judge] Go ahead. 1312 01:19:05,747 --> 01:19:06,915 Are you a mother? 1313 01:19:06,915 --> 01:19:09,209 - [judge] Completely irrelevant. - Right. 1314 01:19:09,209 --> 01:19:12,420 [judge] But I believe if I weren't, I would have imposed a harsher sentence. 1315 01:19:12,921 --> 01:19:14,506 If the shop owner has his gear back, 1316 01:19:14,506 --> 01:19:16,466 - what's the point in sending him in there? - Madam-- 1317 01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:18,552 I'll do whatever it takes to figure this out. 1318 01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:19,928 [judge] And what would that be? 1319 01:19:20,845 --> 01:19:23,765 I have 500 euros put away. I can give it to the shop owner. 1320 01:19:24,432 --> 01:19:27,310 And if he's satisfied with that, then he might drop the charges. 1321 01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,147 Otherwise, what's the point in sending him in there and breaking up me family? 1322 01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:34,401 Without him, I have nothing. 1323 01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,486 [judge] The owner isn't here. 1324 01:19:36,486 --> 01:19:38,863 And this is a legal matter, not a financial one. 1325 01:19:39,447 --> 01:19:42,409 Max has been on the liaison program for half his life. 1326 01:19:42,409 --> 01:19:46,037 I'd be making a mockery of it if I didn't impose a custodial sentence. 1327 01:19:46,538 --> 01:19:49,291 But in the light of your efforts, I'll reduce it. 1328 01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,794 Four weeks and a year's probation. 1329 01:20:00,844 --> 01:20:03,179 - [Max] You did brilliant. - No, I didn't. 1330 01:20:04,806 --> 01:20:07,642 - I'll be grand in there. - [Flora] No, you won't. 1331 01:20:08,435 --> 01:20:09,853 I will now, Ma. 1332 01:20:09,853 --> 01:20:13,148 [Flora crying] 1333 01:20:15,734 --> 01:20:16,902 Thanks, Ma. 1334 01:20:20,030 --> 01:20:21,114 Okay, Son. 1335 01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:25,076 You're okay. 1336 01:20:25,869 --> 01:20:27,829 [breathing shakily] 1337 01:20:34,502 --> 01:20:35,503 [sniffles] 1338 01:20:39,299 --> 01:20:41,509 So, I'm not coming to visit you. 1339 01:20:42,677 --> 01:20:45,430 When he gets out I might come, but I'd have to bring him. 1340 01:20:47,098 --> 01:20:47,974 How annoying is he? 1341 01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,143 Very annoying. 1342 01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:52,229 Yeah. [chuckles] 1343 01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:55,941 Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able to play you my song. 1344 01:20:55,941 --> 01:20:57,275 Which song? 1345 01:20:57,275 --> 01:20:58,610 The song I wrote about you. 1346 01:20:59,236 --> 01:21:01,488 - You wrote a song about me? - Yeah. 1347 01:21:02,572 --> 01:21:03,949 It's about, you know, 1348 01:21:03,949 --> 01:21:06,910 your soul and the time we've spent and who you are. 1349 01:21:07,744 --> 01:21:08,745 What's it called? 1350 01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:12,332 - "Crazy Irish Bitch." [chuckles] - [laughing] 1351 01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:17,379 I haven't written a new song in a long time. 1352 01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:20,632 I just didn't feel like I had much to write about in life, 1353 01:21:20,632 --> 01:21:24,177 but, uh, I did, I guess. So thanks. 1354 01:21:24,761 --> 01:21:25,762 You're welcome. 1355 01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:28,265 So I'm your muse? 1356 01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:29,891 Yeah. 1357 01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:33,144 Although nowadays you're supposed to be offended by that, right? 1358 01:21:33,144 --> 01:21:36,106 Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it. 1359 01:21:37,566 --> 01:21:38,775 I'll record it for you. 1360 01:21:45,907 --> 01:21:46,908 [sighs] 1361 01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,592 Hi, Judge. Do you have a second? 1362 01:22:04,092 --> 01:22:06,386 I'm the mad one from court the other week. [chuckles] 1363 01:22:06,386 --> 01:22:08,179 I know who you are. What is it? 1364 01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:11,308 Would you just make one small change to your sentence? 1365 01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:14,561 It's just a detail, but you could help make it happen. 1366 01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:15,478 What is it? 1367 01:22:16,104 --> 01:22:18,106 Would you let him bring his music stuff with him? 1368 01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:21,443 The info pack says there's no personal items, 1369 01:22:21,443 --> 01:22:23,778 but he has his headphones and a microphone. 1370 01:22:24,696 --> 01:22:27,574 I think it will be very good for him to continue with his music, 1371 01:22:28,074 --> 01:22:30,118 especially with all this time on his hands. 1372 01:22:30,619 --> 01:22:32,662 I don't see why I couldn't look into that. 1373 01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:38,293 [music beat playing] 1374 01:22:39,294 --> 01:22:42,297 - [drums beating] - [guitar playing out of tune] 1375 01:22:42,297 --> 01:22:44,633 - That's the one you want? - Yeah. 1376 01:22:44,633 --> 01:22:47,469 That's the one Keith has. It's class. 1377 01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:49,179 And that's a good microphone? 1378 01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:52,891 Yeah, it's very good for GarageBand and that. 1379 01:22:53,433 --> 01:22:54,809 It's an all-round good mic. 1380 01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:06,446 Thanks very much. 1381 01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,034 Little prick. 1382 01:23:21,002 --> 01:23:22,879 [inmate speaking indistinctly] 1383 01:23:26,383 --> 01:23:28,843 [electronic music playing through headset] 1384 01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:34,182 [Flora humming] 1385 01:23:35,183 --> 01:23:36,184 [guitar tune plays] 1386 01:23:47,988 --> 01:23:49,906 - [speaking indistinctly] - [music rewinds] 1387 01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,954 [music playing through headset] 1388 01:24:10,468 --> 01:24:13,889 [Max] Here, Ma. Check this out It's just a rough vocal. 1389 01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:15,807 [Max, through headset] ♪ Living in my life ♪ 1390 01:24:17,642 --> 01:24:20,061 ♪ Living in my hard life ♪ 1391 01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,565 ♪ Living in my life ♪ [vocalizes] 1392 01:24:26,359 --> 01:24:27,360 [laptop chimes] 1393 01:24:28,111 --> 01:24:30,196 [electronic music playing] 1394 01:24:35,785 --> 01:24:36,620 [chuckles] 1395 01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:39,789 ...ready to take your order whenever you're ready. 1396 01:24:56,681 --> 01:24:59,893 Sorry, you're telling me that the day you did the very thing 1397 01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,728 that you got locked up for 1398 01:25:02,646 --> 01:25:04,814 - was the best day of your life? - Yeah, hands down. 1399 01:25:05,315 --> 01:25:08,526 I felt like I was on fire meself. I felt alive that day. 1400 01:25:09,402 --> 01:25:12,781 Well, the best day of my life is the day I get out of this kip. 1401 01:25:12,781 --> 01:25:14,574 Yeah, but that's in the future. 1402 01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:15,951 I'm talking about up to now. 1403 01:25:16,534 --> 01:25:18,495 Well, I haven't had a good day, have I? 1404 01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:22,207 What about you, Max? 1405 01:25:22,707 --> 01:25:26,503 Best day of my life was the day I made a video with me ma. 1406 01:25:27,045 --> 01:25:28,672 [therapist] You made a video with your mother? 1407 01:25:28,672 --> 01:25:30,549 - Yeah. - Well, can we see it? 1408 01:25:30,549 --> 01:25:32,050 - No. - [therapist chuckles] 1409 01:25:32,050 --> 01:25:33,843 All right, but that's your day? 1410 01:25:34,886 --> 01:25:37,305 Yeah, that was a good day. 1411 01:26:48,793 --> 01:26:49,836 [sighs] 1412 01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:54,382 Okay, I'm gonna have to park this thing properly. 1413 01:26:54,382 --> 01:26:57,177 So I'll see youse inside, all right? Good luck. 1414 01:26:57,802 --> 01:26:59,763 - Get up with us. - No, no. 1415 01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:00,764 - I'll be at the bar. - Come on. 1416 01:27:00,764 --> 01:27:02,057 Come on. It'll be great. 1417 01:27:02,057 --> 01:27:04,726 Look, no offense, but I'm actually a professional bass player, 1418 01:27:04,726 --> 01:27:07,979 so I'm not gonna be playing some random amateur night. Thanks. 1419 01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,650 Hey, Da. You weren't at the court. You have to do this. 1420 01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:15,153 [sighs] I don't even have me bass. 1421 01:27:15,153 --> 01:27:17,322 I packed it. It's in the back seat. 1422 01:27:17,822 --> 01:27:19,532 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1423 01:27:19,532 --> 01:27:21,826 You're not getting out of this one, Ian. 1424 01:27:21,826 --> 01:27:24,371 [performer] ♪ Strawberry moon ♪ 1425 01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:28,792 ♪ Oh, you shine down You shine down on me ♪ 1426 01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:34,047 ♪ Another strawberry moon ♪ 1427 01:27:46,142 --> 01:27:47,227 [music stops] 1428 01:27:47,227 --> 01:27:49,646 [cheering, applause] 1429 01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:54,234 - Give it up for Heart. - [audience member 1] Yeah! 1430 01:27:54,943 --> 01:27:58,071 Amazing, isn't she? Long career ahead of her. 1431 01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,950 Now, next up we have "Flora and Son." 1432 01:28:01,950 --> 01:28:03,952 Is that the name of the band? Yeah. 1433 01:28:03,952 --> 01:28:06,413 - Flora and Son. - [cheering, applause] 1434 01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:11,710 That's a lot of gear. Yeah, man, all right. 1435 01:28:16,715 --> 01:28:18,550 - [Flora] Hey, Jeff. - [Max] Watch this. 1436 01:28:25,265 --> 01:28:28,101 - Are you not gonna be roasting in that? - Shut up, no. I'll be grand. 1437 01:28:28,101 --> 01:28:29,603 [clears throat] 1438 01:28:30,312 --> 01:28:34,190 Hiya. Um, this is Jeff. 1439 01:28:34,190 --> 01:28:36,651 He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff. 1440 01:28:36,651 --> 01:28:39,779 - Hello, Dublin. - [audience clamors] 1441 01:28:39,779 --> 01:28:41,489 Always wanted to say that. 1442 01:28:41,489 --> 01:28:44,326 And, um, this is Ian on bass. 1443 01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:47,746 And Max, me son, on keyboards. 1444 01:28:47,746 --> 01:28:52,417 Um, we wrote this song together. Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta. 1445 01:28:53,001 --> 01:28:57,255 Um, but, uh, we thought we'd, uh, try it live for you, if-if-if that's all right. 1446 01:28:58,256 --> 01:29:01,009 - [audience cheers] - Okay. I've never done this before. 1447 01:29:01,009 --> 01:29:03,220 I've had diarrhea all week leading up to this. 1448 01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:04,554 [Jeff] Don't be nervous. 1449 01:29:04,554 --> 01:29:06,473 It's easy for you to say. This is a Dublin crowd. 1450 01:29:06,473 --> 01:29:08,850 - They'll savage me if I fuck it up. - [audience chuckling] 1451 01:29:08,850 --> 01:29:10,060 Okay, you ready? 1452 01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:13,188 One, two, three, four. 1453 01:29:13,188 --> 01:29:14,940 [piano tune playing] 1454 01:29:27,911 --> 01:29:34,292 ♪ I've been bruised and broken I've been torn in fucking two ♪ 1455 01:29:35,585 --> 01:29:38,713 ♪ I've been working and running ♪ 1456 01:29:39,673 --> 01:29:42,217 ♪ Then I have to run home to you ♪ 1457 01:29:43,426 --> 01:29:47,138 ♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪ 1458 01:29:47,681 --> 01:29:50,183 ♪ And you're not living in mine ♪ 1459 01:29:50,892 --> 01:29:54,312 ♪ We've been getting it wrong forever ♪ 1460 01:29:55,272 --> 01:29:57,941 ♪ We'll get it right this time ♪ 1461 01:29:57,941 --> 01:30:00,694 ♪ And live in the high life ♪ 1462 01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:13,373 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 1463 01:30:13,999 --> 01:30:17,669 ♪ You're a thief You're a shit thief ♪ 1464 01:30:18,378 --> 01:30:20,714 ♪ You're always getting caught ♪ 1465 01:30:21,673 --> 01:30:25,135 ♪ I'm a bitch But I'm your bitch ♪ 1466 01:30:26,011 --> 01:30:28,096 ♪ And I'm all you've fucking got ♪ 1467 01:30:29,556 --> 01:30:33,101 ♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪ 1468 01:30:33,727 --> 01:30:36,229 ♪ And you're not living in mine ♪ 1469 01:30:37,105 --> 01:30:40,567 ♪ We all get what we've been given ♪ 1470 01:30:41,192 --> 01:30:43,612 ♪ But we're not gonna give up tryin' ♪ 1471 01:30:44,279 --> 01:30:46,406 ♪ To live in the high life ♪ 1472 01:30:48,325 --> 01:30:51,202 ♪ Living in our high life ♪ 1473 01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,414 ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1474 01:30:56,124 --> 01:30:59,169 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1475 01:30:59,878 --> 01:31:01,922 ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1476 01:31:03,757 --> 01:31:06,468 ♪ Living in our high life ♪ 1477 01:31:07,385 --> 01:31:09,763 ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1478 01:31:11,389 --> 01:31:14,768 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1479 01:31:19,606 --> 01:31:23,068 ♪ This song's a love song ♪ 1480 01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:24,986 It's not an apology. 1481 01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:30,367 ♪ But sometimes I hate you ♪ 1482 01:31:31,326 --> 01:31:33,787 ♪ Reminding me of me ♪ 1483 01:31:35,413 --> 01:31:37,540 ♪ Woman, guess we're cut From the same cloth ♪ 1484 01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:39,668 ♪ Fourteen years in the same block ♪ 1485 01:31:39,668 --> 01:31:41,044 ♪ Nine long months in your belly ♪ 1486 01:31:41,044 --> 01:31:43,296 ♪ Down to the Coombe And I still wasn't ready ♪ 1487 01:31:43,296 --> 01:31:45,090 ♪ Three days late I arrived at the party ♪ 1488 01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:47,175 ♪ Smile on me face You're welcome, me hearty ♪ 1489 01:31:47,175 --> 01:31:48,927 ♪ Back to the gaff in the Liberties ♪ 1490 01:31:48,927 --> 01:31:50,804 ♪ Christening party Up with the knees ♪ 1491 01:31:50,804 --> 01:31:53,181 ♪ Girl, we are cut from the same cloth ♪ 1492 01:31:53,181 --> 01:31:55,141 ♪ All you feel, I feel the same loss ♪ 1493 01:31:55,141 --> 01:31:58,270 ♪ I see your eyes in the mirror Saint, angel, devil, sinner ♪ 1494 01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:00,522 ♪ Still laughin' at life With our fists up ♪ 1495 01:32:00,522 --> 01:32:02,482 ♪ Still getting our tea Down the chip shop ♪ 1496 01:32:02,482 --> 01:32:04,693 ♪ Still tough Tongues sharp as a flick-knife ♪ 1497 01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:06,486 ♪ Still here, still living the high life ♪ 1498 01:32:06,486 --> 01:32:09,489 ♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪ 1499 01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:12,117 ♪ And you're not living in mine ♪ 1500 01:32:13,201 --> 01:32:16,830 ♪ And this song's for all you mothers ♪ 1501 01:32:17,581 --> 01:32:20,750 - ♪ We're all gonna be just fine ♪ - [cheering] 1502 01:32:24,337 --> 01:32:26,464 ♪ We're living the high life ♪ 1503 01:32:28,008 --> 01:32:30,969 ♪ Living in our high life ♪ 1504 01:32:32,053 --> 01:32:34,139 ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1505 01:32:36,016 --> 01:32:39,769 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1506 01:32:39,769 --> 01:32:43,732 - ♪ We're living the high life ♪ - [Jeff] ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1507 01:32:43,732 --> 01:32:47,611 - ♪ Living in our high life ♪ - ♪ Living in our... ♪ 1508 01:32:47,611 --> 01:32:51,406 - ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ - ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1509 01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:54,409 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1510 01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:57,287 ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1511 01:32:57,287 --> 01:32:59,164 [Flora] Living the high life! Whoo! 1512 01:32:59,164 --> 01:33:01,499 - ♪ Living in our high life ♪ - [Flora chuckles] 1513 01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:05,170 - ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ - [Flora] Max! 1514 01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,924 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1515 01:33:08,924 --> 01:33:10,759 [Flora] And it's a fine night to feel alive! 1516 01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:14,346 - ♪ Living the high life ♪ - [Max] Top of the world, Ma. [laughs] 1517 01:33:14,346 --> 01:33:16,890 ♪ Living in our high life ♪ 1518 01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,185 ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1519 01:33:22,145 --> 01:33:25,232 ♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪ 1520 01:33:26,066 --> 01:33:27,984 ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1521 01:33:29,945 --> 01:33:31,821 ♪ Living the high life ♪ 1522 01:33:33,448 --> 01:33:35,700 ♪ We're up on the high life ♪ 1523 01:33:37,410 --> 01:33:39,621 [scattered applause] 1524 01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:43,124 [audience member] You're fucking shite. 1525 01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:47,504 [item slides over microphone] 1526 01:33:49,047 --> 01:33:52,717 [light amplifier feedback] 1527 01:33:52,717 --> 01:33:54,135 [recorder clicks] 1528 01:33:56,221 --> 01:34:00,725 {\an8}[Jeff] Hey. So here's that song I was telling you about, 1529 01:34:00,725 --> 01:34:04,646 {\an8}that I wanted to play for you when you got here. [chuckles] 1530 01:34:05,605 --> 01:34:07,524 Uh, but I guess I'll play it now. 1531 01:34:08,525 --> 01:34:09,943 [clicks tongue, inhales deeply] 1532 01:34:14,364 --> 01:34:16,658 [guitar playing] 1533 01:34:17,617 --> 01:34:20,161 [Jeff] ♪ If I said purple ♪ 1534 01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:23,331 ♪ You'd say red ♪ 1535 01:34:24,457 --> 01:34:30,422 ♪ With your brown hair tumbling Like an unmade bed ♪ 1536 01:34:31,381 --> 01:34:34,384 ♪ Then we'd both die laughing ♪ 1537 01:34:34,384 --> 01:34:38,054 ♪ At something I said ♪ 1538 01:34:39,806 --> 01:34:43,351 ♪ Talking to you ♪ 1539 01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:48,440 ♪ I find my point ♪ 1540 01:34:49,357 --> 01:34:51,735 ♪ And you lose your shit ♪ 1541 01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:55,780 ♪ There's just so much broken ♪ 1542 01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:59,034 ♪ That the words can't fix ♪ 1543 01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,621 ♪ And the dawn is breaking ♪ 1544 01:35:02,621 --> 01:35:05,957 ♪ But I just can't quit ♪ 1545 01:35:07,959 --> 01:35:11,046 ♪ Talking to you ♪ 1546 01:35:13,381 --> 01:35:15,884 ♪ I've seen a Jesus ♪ 1547 01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:20,472 ♪ Roller skating down Sunset ♪ 1548 01:35:20,972 --> 01:35:24,434 ♪ Watched a ballet of sprinklers ♪ 1549 01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:25,769 ♪ In the rain ♪ 1550 01:35:27,812 --> 01:35:31,358 ♪ But I know I'd go crazy ♪ 1551 01:35:31,358 --> 01:35:34,653 ♪ If I couldn't get ♪ 1552 01:35:36,196 --> 01:35:39,866 ♪ To talk to you again ♪ 1553 01:35:42,118 --> 01:35:44,371 ♪ So if God takes me ♪ 1554 01:35:45,872 --> 01:35:48,291 ♪ And leaves you here ♪ 1555 01:35:49,167 --> 01:35:52,712 ♪ I want no black limousines ♪ 1556 01:35:52,712 --> 01:35:55,298 ♪ And no sad tears ♪ 1557 01:35:56,508 --> 01:35:59,719 ♪ 'Cause I'll still be hanging around ♪ 1558 01:35:59,719 --> 01:36:02,389 ♪ The atmosphere ♪ 1559 01:36:04,599 --> 01:36:08,061 ♪ Talking to you ♪ 1560 01:36:10,146 --> 01:36:13,316 ♪ And no words or music ♪ 1561 01:36:13,316 --> 01:36:17,112 ♪ Can come even near ♪ 1562 01:36:18,530 --> 01:36:22,367 ♪ To talking to you ♪