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["You Can Dance" playing]
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{\an8}I'm Kev.
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{\an8}Flora.
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{\an8}I'm gonna be riding you later.
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{\an8}No, you won't.
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{\an8}[speaking indistinctly]
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{\an8}- Hi, how are you?
- Flora. How are ya?
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{\an8}I'm good. [speaks indistinctly]
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[song ends]
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[sighs] Good girl, Flora.
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[toilet flushes]
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- Mornin'.
- Oh, fuck.
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Told ya.
Do you go to Shifters much, love, yeah?
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Yeah, all me life. Great club.
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[chuckles] Listen, uh,
will I whip us up something for breakfast?
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A little fry maybe, you know?
Where's the fridge?
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Uh, there's nothing in it.
Me son eats it all.
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There's a son?
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Yeah.
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- Where is he?
- Don't know.
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Supposed to be in school.
Could be anywhere.
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I told you all about this last night,
in the taxi?
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You said you were cool with that?
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- Shut the door on the way out.
- [door closes]
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[guard]
Have you committed any antisocial behavior
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- in the last few months of your life?
- No way, Guard.
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Have you received any stolen goods
to the best of your knowledge?
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Absolutely not, Guard.
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Have you stolen any goods? [sighs]
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Not that I got caught with.
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- Ow! Fuck.
- Answer him properly, you fucking idiot.
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- How did you get the black eye?
- Fighting.
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Did you never think
of joining the boxing club, Max?
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No. They only wanted me to clean up,
mop spit off the floor.
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- I'm not doing that.
- That's how Rocky started.
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They have a new cycling group
in Mount Vernon.
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Don't have a bike.
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He sold it for a secondhand laptop
so he could play video games.
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- That's not all I do on it.
- [clicks tongue] Oh?
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Watch pornography on it too.
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[sighs]
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The Juvenile Liaison program
is designed to keep young people
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out of the court system,
and so out of prison.
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And we all know what they do
to pretty young lads like you in prison.
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They anally rape them, Max.
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We'll leave it there, son.
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But I'm warning you now,
you're headed in that direction
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with a string of offenses
the length of me arm.
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One more offense
and you'll be behind bars.
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Flora, find him something to do.
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Something to keep
those light fingers occupied, yeah?
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[piano playing out of tune]
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[door closes]
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Ooh. Yikes. Look at you,
you big chocolate head.
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Oh, yeah, sorry.
She found some in the kitchen.
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No worries.
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- How was your workout?
- Ugh, amazing. How am I doing?
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- You look amazing.
- [chuckles] Yay.
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Okay, Flora, you're free to go. Thanks.
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Right. Here's your baby.
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- Thanks so much, Aishling.
- Oh. Oh. [chuckles]
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- See ya, Sorcha. See you Monday.
- [Aishling chuckles]
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- [Sorcha cooing]
- [Aishling blowing raspberry]
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- Bye now!
- [Aishling] Thanks again!
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No, no, thanking you!
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- [machinery whirring]
- [hammer knocking]
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Come here.
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- Yeah, all right.
- You ready?
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[guitar strums]
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How much to fix this guitar up?
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Let me see, uh--
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Tighten the truss rod, a set of strings,
two new machine heads.
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- Sixty euro?
- Fuck off.
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Eighteen euro.
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Do it.
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[door closes]
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Hiya.
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[Max] What's that?
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It's a piano.
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Whose is it?
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Wait, now, how many kids do I have?
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Well, let's see. One?
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It's yours.
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Where'd you get it?
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Who cares where it came from?
It's a guitar. It makes music.
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You used to be dead into music.
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Happy birthday.
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You fucking robbed it
from one of the houses, didn't you?
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No, I didn't rob it. Play it.
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- Don't want to play.
- Why not?
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- Since when am I a guitarist?
- Since now!
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- Jesus. You didn't even buy it for me.
- How do you know? Maybe I did.
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Well, did ya?
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No. But why does that matter?
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Me whole life, you never get me anything.
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Then you come home
with this dusty piece of shit
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the day after me birthday,
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and expect me
to turn into Ed fucking Sheeran?
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- It's a gift. Who cares?
- I don't want it.
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- It's a crock of fucking shit.
- [sighs] You ungrateful prick.
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And you're a daft slag
who never gave anyone anything.
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Don't talk to me like that,
you little prick.
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Cunt.
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You came out of my cunt,
you ungrateful little animal.
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One day I'm gonna surprise you
and smash into your fucking face!
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You'll be behind bars before that!
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- Good. Away from you!
- Go on!
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- Go back to your da!
- [door slams]
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[glass shatters]
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[straining, sighs]
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You forgot your fucking present.
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[grunts]
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[guitar clangs, thuds]
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[electronic music playing]
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Hey, Da.
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[Max's dad] Come here, little man.
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I'm in the Lamborghini.
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- Flora.
- Ian.
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Heard about the guitar episode.
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So you had a little Harry Styles
on your hands, was it?
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Who knows what he could be?
I mean, look at the genes.
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It's not about the genes.
It's about dreams.
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I gave up my musical dreams for him.
And you. You're welcome.
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Here we go.
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You do know we were on the same billing
as Snow Patrol the night you and I met?
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Course I did. It's why I fucked ya.
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To think where I could be now,
if things hadda been different.
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Mountjoy, Portlaoise, Cloverhill.
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Pick a prison.
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Very funny.
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Go on, you'd better go.
They'll clamp your fucking broomstick.
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Anyway, I might learn the guitar meself.
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[chuckles] Okay.
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Could be you're not the only genius
in this family.
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Sorry, but you playing the guitar?
That's just too funny.
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- Why?
- 'Cause it takes dedication,
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years of practice, sweat, commitment.
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It's not just an overnight transformation
on some fucking reality TV show.
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Took 20 years to build up them calluses.
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Are you really gonna talk to me...
[chuckles] ...about commitment?
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Where is she?
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At a nail bar, getting a manicure?
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Or at the surgery,
getting a Brazilian arse lift?
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She doesn't need one, love.
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[chuckles] You're disgusting.
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And don't just sit on the couch
smoking weed and playing video games.
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And her arse isn't that amazing!
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Just FYI!
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[dance music playing from car]
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[music stops]
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Oh, hey.
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- Flora. [sighs]
- Juanita.
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- Awkward.
- Not for me.
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I've been there. You're welcome to him.
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Thanks. See ya.
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Hasta luego.
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[scoffs] Fucking hell.
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I can't go on like this.
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Okay. Let's go.
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- No. I mean, in life.
- Oh.
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This can't be my story.
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Living in a shoebox
with a kid who hates me,
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and his da who doesn't see me.
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This can't be my narrative.
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He rejected your prezzie. So what?
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You didn't even buy it, in fairness,
and you forgot his birthday.
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But you are a great mother.
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Am I?
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I watch those news stories
about kids gone missing and police hunts,
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and I feel for those parents.
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But sometimes,
I wouldn't mind that so much.
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I wouldn't want anything bad
to happen to him, but sometimes,
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I'd love to come home
and he just wasn't there.
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[smacks lips] Okay, I take it back.
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You are a fucking psycho. I gotta go.
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See ya in Shifters later?
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Have I ever said no to that question?
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See, there's something to look forward to.
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See ya, Flora.
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[singing "Love of My Life"]
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[audience cheering on TV]
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That smoky voice-- That is one, um, heck
of a-- a little vehicle you have there.
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[Katy Perry] You are sparkling like
the diamond we always knew you were.
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Just watching you sell
the emotion of the song
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is one of the most impressive things
I've seen since I've been judging.
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Tremendous job.
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[announcer] Start your journey.
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[guitar tuning]
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The fuck?
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Hello, chaps. Welcome, once again.
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If you are a beginner guitarist,
there's a really high chance
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that you are making
one of these five mistakes.
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Then I had, you know, a period of time
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where I was just practicing that
for just a whole weekend, in my pajamas.
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There's only one way
to become a Jeff Beck, a Jimmy Page.
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Let me tell you.
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[guitarist] This is how you might
imagine a typical guitar progress curve.
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Once you've put in your 10,000 hours,
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you're officially
a professional guitarist.
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[electronic guitar playing]
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- Oh, no.
- The three P's:
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practice, practice, practice, practice.
So, let's go with the four P's.
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- [laughs]
- [guitar screeches]
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I'm gonna teach you music theory
in ten minutes.
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What up, YouTube?
Your boy, ZR, ready to teach you
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how to shred the gnar on guitar.
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Hi again. Miss Allison here.
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- Now it's your turn!
- What are you wearing?
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[rock music playing]
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Well, let me tell you,
you are about to embark on a relationship
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that will last you a lifetime.
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One of joy and calm and peace.
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A guitar is a lot like a bicycle.
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You put a little bit into it,
and you get a hell of a lot out.
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But this is just by way of an introduction
to lessons with me.
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Let's all just sit here and-- and think
about that for a second.
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About the potential that's already there
in the room with you right now.
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If you wanna learn to play,
just hit that button there and sign up.
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Bye.
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Twenty fucking dollars?
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[R & B music playing]
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[chattering]
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[cameraperson] Perfect. Perfect.
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♪ Got magic
Abra da Cabra ♪
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♪ Got magic
Abra da Cabra ♪
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[cameraperson]
That's very nice, girls. Very nice.
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♪ Serious charms
I got serious fuckin' charms ♪
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♪ Red hot girls buzz around in swarms ♪
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♪ Round me neck
Hangin' off me arms ♪
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♪ Serious guns, I got serious guns
Blap, blap, blap... ♪
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Come on. It's dinner time.
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♪ Got wand, got whip
Got honey, got grip ♪
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♪ Got money, got wow! ♪
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♪ Got shot, so what? No worry
Got God on me payroll... ♪
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See ya, Samantha.
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♪ Got girls appearing
From the North Side ♪
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It looks brilliant.
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[person, through phone] Whoo!
[screams] Fuck!
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This is crazy. Whoo!
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Flying like eagles. And-- Ah, shit! Shit...
[speaking indistinctly]
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[sighs] Right, I'm going out.
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To where? To that lot you were with today?
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No, just off to Rhys's house,
then over to the precinct for a bit.
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You're not going to do some BASE jumping
off some buildings or something?
245
00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:25,445
No. We don't have a GoPro anyway.
246
00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:27,322
'Cause the last thing I want
is the Guards calling here,
247
00:16:27,322 --> 00:16:29,908
telling me you've fallen off
a tower block or something.
248
00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:33,286
And you're dead. And gone.
249
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,500
Be back at 9:00!
250
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,377
- For what?
- Because I fucking say so.
251
00:16:40,377 --> 00:16:42,128
I can't wait for the day
I don't have to be here.
252
00:16:42,128 --> 00:16:44,965
The only reason you're here
is 'cause your da wants his days off
253
00:16:44,965 --> 00:16:46,258
for his projects.
254
00:16:46,758 --> 00:16:48,718
Otherwise you'd be with him 24-7,
trust me.
255
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,512
If you don't want me here,
why do I have to be back at 9:00?
256
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:52,556
Don't play mind games with me. Get out.
257
00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,725
[laptop chimes]
258
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,936
[Jeff] Hey, Flora, are you my 12:00 p.m.?
259
00:16:57,936 --> 00:16:59,020
Yeah.
260
00:17:00,105 --> 00:17:01,439
- How are you?
- [Flora swallows]
261
00:17:01,439 --> 00:17:03,149
[smacks lips] I'm all right. How are you?
262
00:17:03,817 --> 00:17:06,026
Yeah, sun is shining in Los Angeles.
263
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:09,781
I can smell the eucalyptus
on the breeze, so, uh, can't complain.
264
00:17:09,781 --> 00:17:11,366
Yeah, lovely here in Dublin too.
265
00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:12,950
Is it evening there?
266
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:15,704
No, it's just permanently this grim.
267
00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:18,832
[chuckles] So, you wanna learn the guitar.
268
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:19,958
[blows] Is it easy?
269
00:17:20,917 --> 00:17:23,003
Uh, depends what you wanna do with it.
270
00:17:23,503 --> 00:17:25,296
Do you want to, uh,
just play for your own pleasure,
271
00:17:25,296 --> 00:17:26,673
or you wanna play for other people,
272
00:17:26,673 --> 00:17:30,176
you wanna write songs on it
or learn your favorite songs?
273
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,178
What are you hoping to get out of this?
274
00:17:32,178 --> 00:17:38,018
I look at women playing the guitar
or the piano, and it's so sexy.
275
00:17:38,602 --> 00:17:42,564
Wow. [chuckles] I guess that is
why a lot of people take up an instrument.
276
00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:45,066
- Is that why you took it up?
- Uh, no.
277
00:17:45,066 --> 00:17:47,360
No, you look pretty good.
Wouldn't say you need it.
278
00:17:49,321 --> 00:17:51,197
- Okay. [chuckles]
- So why'd you start then?
279
00:17:52,365 --> 00:17:54,284
Let's focus on you, all right?
280
00:17:54,284 --> 00:17:55,619
Good plan.
281
00:17:55,619 --> 00:17:59,205
Okay. So, let's sit it up there.
282
00:17:59,205 --> 00:18:02,918
I'll teach you some root chords.
Let's start with G.
283
00:18:03,752 --> 00:18:04,753
[Flora sighs]
284
00:18:06,463 --> 00:18:07,464
Ready?
285
00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,300
- [sighs] Brilliant.
- Okay.
286
00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:12,719
[guitar strums through computer]
287
00:18:12,719 --> 00:18:15,680
So how many chords do you need to know
before you can write a song?
288
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,099
Uh, it's-- it's-- [chuckles]
it's not really, um...
289
00:18:18,099 --> 00:18:20,143
[smacks lips] ...about the number of chords.
290
00:18:20,143 --> 00:18:22,771
It's more, you know, how you use them.
291
00:18:22,771 --> 00:18:25,899
- Mmm.
- Like, um-- Here.
292
00:18:27,234 --> 00:18:28,652
[fast tempo plays]
293
00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:31,988
[singing "I Hope That I Don't
Fall In Love With You"]
294
00:18:48,713 --> 00:18:49,631
[song ends]
295
00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:52,551
Okay. Same song.
296
00:18:52,551 --> 00:18:53,635
[Flora] Mm-hmm.
297
00:18:55,428 --> 00:18:57,556
[slow tempo plays]
298
00:19:04,396 --> 00:19:08,942
[singing "I Hope That I Don't
Fall In Love With You"]
299
00:19:45,145 --> 00:19:46,146
[song ends]
300
00:19:48,231 --> 00:19:49,566
[chuckles]
301
00:19:52,903 --> 00:19:53,904
Jesus.
302
00:19:53,904 --> 00:19:56,489
Yeah, so the first version,
it uses all the same,
303
00:19:56,489 --> 00:19:59,159
you know, paints and canvas and brushes.
304
00:19:59,159 --> 00:20:05,290
But the second version has got 20 years
of life and heartache on display.
305
00:20:05,916 --> 00:20:08,835
You can see all the brushstrokes.
306
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,672
All that personality's
in the same three chords.
307
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,425
And you can know a thousand chords
308
00:20:15,425 --> 00:20:18,303
and never write something
as beautiful as that.
309
00:20:19,721 --> 00:20:20,722
Is that your problem?
310
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,600
I didn't know I had a problem.
311
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,268
You're teaching guitar online, love.
312
00:20:25,268 --> 00:20:30,607
- [chuckles] Right. You're Irish.
- So do you know a thousand chords?
313
00:20:31,107 --> 00:20:33,151
What I'm saying is,
we all know the same number of words,
314
00:20:33,151 --> 00:20:35,111
but we don't all write
a Shakespeare sonnet.
315
00:20:36,988 --> 00:20:38,240
I'm confused.
316
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:41,743
Good. What are your goals?
Besides being sexy.
317
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:44,621
Impress people.
318
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:46,456
- Who?
- Men.
319
00:20:46,456 --> 00:20:48,375
- Why?
- Sex and company.
320
00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:49,542
Yeah, but what else?
321
00:20:50,418 --> 00:20:51,795
To make them like me.
322
00:20:53,046 --> 00:20:55,382
- Why don't they like you already?
- [chuckles] I don't know.
323
00:20:56,258 --> 00:20:58,677
Maybe they can't see your brushstrokes.
324
00:21:02,764 --> 00:21:04,766
[smacks lips] Are you coming on to me?
325
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:09,020
- Sorry?
- So you're a songwriter too?
326
00:21:10,355 --> 00:21:11,815
- How do you know that?
- Google.
327
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,567
Took about six seconds.
328
00:21:13,567 --> 00:21:15,193
Where do you live in LA?
329
00:21:15,193 --> 00:21:17,070
I live in Topanga Canyon.
330
00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:21,199
Oh, I heard of that. I bet you drive
a pickup and work with horses.
331
00:21:21,199 --> 00:21:23,285
[chuckles] I do not work with horses.
332
00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:24,369
What's your star sign?
333
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:26,788
- I don't know.
- You don't know your own birthday?
334
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,623
Let's get back to the lesson, all right?
[stammers]
335
00:21:28,623 --> 00:21:32,919
Let me ask you, do you consider yourself
a big music person?
336
00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,298
I mean,
I was always very attracted to musicians.
337
00:21:37,048 --> 00:21:40,510
I married one. He was on
the same bill as Snow Patrol once.
338
00:21:40,510 --> 00:21:46,057
No, I'm asking, what are you doing here,
Flora, if music's not really your thing?
339
00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,436
I liked the look of ya.
340
00:21:49,436 --> 00:21:51,187
[chuckles] Okay.
341
00:21:51,187 --> 00:21:54,024
All the other teachers seemed
like real posers and wankers,
342
00:21:54,024 --> 00:21:55,609
you know, failed musicians.
343
00:21:55,609 --> 00:21:58,194
But you seemed sorta...
344
00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:01,156
real.
345
00:22:02,157 --> 00:22:03,408
I am real.
346
00:22:03,408 --> 00:22:07,120
You sorta calmed me down
when I saw you for the first time.
347
00:22:08,747 --> 00:22:13,251
Your voice was all soothing. Like a bath.
348
00:22:14,502 --> 00:22:16,963
[chuckles] Right.
349
00:22:18,173 --> 00:22:19,382
Can I ask you something?
350
00:22:20,383 --> 00:22:23,345
- Sure.
- You might find it a little bit weird.
351
00:22:24,971 --> 00:22:29,142
Could you play
that same song again, but this time...
352
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:32,938
with your shirt off?
353
00:22:37,984 --> 00:22:39,444
[Jeff sighs]
354
00:22:39,945 --> 00:22:41,363
[laptop chimes]
355
00:22:45,283 --> 00:22:47,118
[electronic music playing]
356
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,301
[breathes deeply]
357
00:23:04,678 --> 00:23:07,180
[Aishling sighs, groans]
358
00:23:08,598 --> 00:23:10,350
- [clears throat]
- [flatulence]
359
00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:15,313
Dear Jeff, I'm sorry
for messing around on our last lesson.
360
00:23:16,106 --> 00:23:18,316
Suffice to say that wine had been taken.
361
00:23:19,067 --> 00:23:24,781
I do intend to learn the guitar
and take it seriously. Why? I don't know.
362
00:23:25,824 --> 00:23:28,493
I was always the one in class
making fun of the teacher.
363
00:23:28,994 --> 00:23:33,665
Because someone had to.
But I won't, if you'll keep teaching me.
364
00:23:34,708 --> 00:23:36,334
Sorry I objectified ya.
365
00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:39,045
I can send you a picture
of my amazing tits
366
00:23:39,045 --> 00:23:43,300
to balance things out again,
if you'd like? Flora.
367
00:23:46,428 --> 00:23:49,180
- [camera shutter clicks]
- [cell phone chimes]
368
00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:53,018
Right, now... [sighs] ...let's get
that shite off your arse. [sighs]
369
00:23:56,688 --> 00:23:57,731
Ready?
370
00:23:57,731 --> 00:24:00,066
[electronic music playing through headset]
371
00:24:00,066 --> 00:24:01,151
[cell phone chimes]
372
00:24:11,536 --> 00:24:14,080
[keyboard clicking]
373
00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,797
- What is that?
- Shh.
374
00:24:22,797 --> 00:24:25,300
[electronic music playing through headset]
375
00:24:25,300 --> 00:24:27,510
[clicking continues]
376
00:24:27,510 --> 00:24:29,596
- What are you doing though? It's annoying.
- Shut up!
377
00:24:31,556 --> 00:24:32,390
Fucking woman.
378
00:24:36,770 --> 00:24:38,063
- [cell phone chimes]
- Fuck.
379
00:24:39,773 --> 00:24:41,900
- Right, I'm going out.
- Oh, good.
380
00:24:42,692 --> 00:24:43,693
I mean, where?
381
00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,445
Just around.
382
00:24:46,154 --> 00:24:48,740
You gonna be hanging out with
that girl I've seen you with?
383
00:24:49,241 --> 00:24:51,284
The one dressed up like
a prostitute in your man's video?
384
00:24:51,284 --> 00:24:53,995
Samantha? Don't know, she could be there.
385
00:24:53,995 --> 00:24:55,080
What's she like?
386
00:24:55,664 --> 00:24:58,583
Don't know. Don't really care.
Right, back at 9:00.
387
00:24:59,167 --> 00:25:00,168
Or 10:00!
388
00:25:03,922 --> 00:25:04,923
If you like.
389
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:12,597
[swallowing] Hiya.
390
00:25:12,597 --> 00:25:14,933
[chuckles]
Can't believe you got back to me.
391
00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,103
Well, you're a challenge.
I like a challenge. Should we get started?
392
00:25:18,103 --> 00:25:19,354
Let's rock.
393
00:25:19,854 --> 00:25:22,607
All right.
Flora, let's get to know you a bit better.
394
00:25:22,607 --> 00:25:24,401
What is your all-time favorite song?
395
00:25:25,777 --> 00:25:26,778
Uh...
396
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,907
I'm more into dance music. Uh...
397
00:25:33,368 --> 00:25:35,579
Oh, "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt.
398
00:25:37,038 --> 00:25:38,790
Okay, we're gonna have a problem.
399
00:25:39,374 --> 00:25:42,210
- Why?
- That's not an acceptable song.
400
00:25:42,878 --> 00:25:44,004
It's catchy.
401
00:25:44,004 --> 00:25:45,130
So was cholera.
402
00:25:45,130 --> 00:25:46,339
I don't know that one.
403
00:25:47,299 --> 00:25:49,301
If you're gonna be learning to play songs,
404
00:25:49,301 --> 00:25:51,761
we're just gonna need
to raise the bar a little bit.
405
00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:54,556
- What have you written then?
- I'm a teacher.
406
00:25:54,556 --> 00:25:56,933
Exactly. So shut up criticizing Blunt.
407
00:25:56,933 --> 00:25:59,436
- You do it.
- [chuckles] Do what?
408
00:25:59,436 --> 00:26:04,024
Write a song that reaches millions
of people's hearts and makes them weep.
409
00:26:04,024 --> 00:26:07,611
Making people cry is not an achievement.
Bullies do it every day.
410
00:26:07,611 --> 00:26:09,321
Let's hear one of your songs then.
411
00:26:09,321 --> 00:26:12,449
Lyrics need to be more
than just "you're beautiful"
412
00:26:12,449 --> 00:26:15,118
or some series of platitudes
for lonely women,
413
00:26:15,118 --> 00:26:16,578
trying to make 'em feel better
about themselves.
414
00:26:16,578 --> 00:26:20,123
That's not a love song.
That's a self-help group.
415
00:26:21,124 --> 00:26:23,668
You don't know the first thing
about women if you think that.
416
00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:27,172
I know that grown-ups don't want
to be told how pretty they are
417
00:26:27,172 --> 00:26:29,132
like some creep trying
to pick 'em up at a bar.
418
00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:31,718
Jesus Christ, it's just a bloody song.
419
00:26:31,718 --> 00:26:34,179
No. It is never just a song.
420
00:26:34,179 --> 00:26:36,806
It is a three-and-a-half-minute
pause in time
421
00:26:36,806 --> 00:26:40,727
in which to do something wonderful,
something touched by God.
422
00:26:40,727 --> 00:26:43,647
Oh, no. Are you some sort
of Christian evangelist dude?
423
00:26:43,647 --> 00:26:46,983
♪ I get along without you ♪
424
00:26:47,567 --> 00:26:51,321
♪ Very well ♪
425
00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:55,742
♪ Of course, I do ♪
426
00:26:59,037 --> 00:27:02,791
♪ Except when soft rains fall ♪
427
00:27:03,875 --> 00:27:08,296
♪ And drip from leaves, then I recall ♪
428
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:13,301
♪ The thrill of being sheltered ♪
429
00:27:13,301 --> 00:27:18,723
♪ In your arms ♪
430
00:27:18,723 --> 00:27:24,104
♪ Of course, I do ♪
431
00:27:27,774 --> 00:27:32,946
♪ But I get along without you ♪
432
00:27:34,030 --> 00:27:39,828
♪ Very well ♪
433
00:27:41,913 --> 00:27:45,458
- [scoffs] Jesus Christ.
- Right?
434
00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,462
- That's unbelievable.
- So simple, so direct.
435
00:27:49,462 --> 00:27:51,256
Nothing about beauty.
436
00:27:51,256 --> 00:27:52,591
You are a genius.
437
00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:56,887
[chuckles] Uh... So you really like it?
438
00:27:56,887 --> 00:28:00,432
It's stunning. You've got to get
that out there in the world.
439
00:28:00,432 --> 00:28:03,310
You think that would sell as much as,
uh, "You're Beautiful"?
440
00:28:03,310 --> 00:28:06,438
Maybe not as much as that. I mean, I still
like the other song too. Is that allowed?
441
00:28:06,438 --> 00:28:08,523
No, that's... [chuckles]
...Stockholm syndrome.
442
00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,692
We're gonna "de-brainwash" you.
By the time we're finished here,
443
00:28:10,692 --> 00:28:14,654
you're not gonna have time
for these childish jingles and clichés.
444
00:28:15,488 --> 00:28:17,365
- I'm exhausted.
- Well, we're just getting started.
445
00:28:17,365 --> 00:28:19,284
You wanna learn the chords to that song
so you can play it?
446
00:28:19,284 --> 00:28:21,036
- Yeah.
- All right. Starts with C.
447
00:28:21,036 --> 00:28:22,662
[guitar chord plays]
448
00:28:23,538 --> 00:28:27,292
So, your ring finger,
here on the fifth string.
449
00:28:27,292 --> 00:28:28,668
Right there at that dot. Yep.
450
00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:31,463
You have lovely long fingers.
Mine are quite stubby.
451
00:28:31,463 --> 00:28:34,174
Your fingers don't matter.
Django Reinhardt was missing two fingers.
452
00:28:34,174 --> 00:28:36,343
- Oh, wow. I love him.
- Uh-huh.
453
00:28:36,343 --> 00:28:37,677
[guitar plays]
454
00:28:37,677 --> 00:28:40,639
So, the middle finger there,
then your pointer's way up here.
455
00:28:40,639 --> 00:28:42,641
- Mmm.
- Yep. Yep.
456
00:28:42,641 --> 00:28:47,229
- There. And there?
- There you go. One up. Strum that.
457
00:28:48,813 --> 00:28:50,148
Yeah! Yeah.
458
00:28:50,148 --> 00:28:52,067
Whoo! [laughs]
459
00:28:52,651 --> 00:28:54,611
- Feels good, right?
- Yeah, baby!
460
00:28:55,403 --> 00:28:56,404
[Jeff chuckles]
461
00:28:57,489 --> 00:28:58,490
Sorry.
462
00:28:59,616 --> 00:29:02,619
- What's that?
- Oh, nothing. I love this. [sighs]
463
00:29:03,119 --> 00:29:04,204
You're a quick learner.
464
00:29:04,204 --> 00:29:06,039
- I knew I'd be good at this.
- Mm-hmm.
465
00:29:06,039 --> 00:29:08,124
- Let's move on. What else you got?
- [clicks tongue]
466
00:29:08,124 --> 00:29:12,671
Well, next would be G and then F,
but let's stick for a second on C.
467
00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,297
Okay, let's.
468
00:29:14,297 --> 00:29:18,218
You are now the proud owner of C, right?
469
00:29:18,218 --> 00:29:20,470
And you didn't own that five minutes ago.
470
00:29:21,137 --> 00:29:23,932
You're rich.
You own something Elvis owned.
471
00:29:23,932 --> 00:29:27,018
- Mmm. I'd rather have his plane.
- Plus, it didn't cost you anything.
472
00:29:27,018 --> 00:29:29,729
Well, $20 for this class,
but I do know what you mean. Go on.
473
00:29:29,729 --> 00:29:33,191
You own something new,
and nobody can take it away from you.
474
00:29:33,191 --> 00:29:35,569
And this isn't just some must-have object.
475
00:29:35,569 --> 00:29:38,238
It's not a bag or a car or a phone.
476
00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:41,700
[stammers] You ever seen an ad
for a guitar? No, it sells itself.
477
00:29:41,700 --> 00:29:46,079
This is a gift you can take to your grave,
and you can use it whenever you want.
478
00:29:46,079 --> 00:29:47,914
And in the right context,
479
00:29:48,498 --> 00:29:51,626
it can speak directly to your heart
in ways we don't even understand.
480
00:29:51,626 --> 00:29:54,462
More than thoughts, more than words,
more than ideas.
481
00:29:55,213 --> 00:29:57,591
Just a chord, hanging there in the air.
482
00:30:00,969 --> 00:30:02,053
C.
483
00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:06,099
[chuckles]
484
00:30:14,107 --> 00:30:16,902
{\an8}[performer singing indistinctly]
485
00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:19,988
♪ Woken up by the birds ♪
486
00:30:22,282 --> 00:30:27,621
♪ She wonders what they think about ♪
487
00:30:28,121 --> 00:30:29,706
♪ If instead ♪
488
00:30:29,706 --> 00:30:33,668
♪ She meets a man
Who shows her magic tricks ♪
489
00:30:33,668 --> 00:30:36,296
♪ All sorts of magic tricks ♪
490
00:30:36,296 --> 00:30:40,592
♪ And he lets her live... ♪
491
00:30:40,592 --> 00:30:42,302
[singing continues indistinctly]
492
00:30:42,302 --> 00:30:46,056
- Can anyone sign up?
- [blows] For sure, yeah. That's the idea.
493
00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,183
Just keeping the music local.
494
00:30:48,850 --> 00:30:49,893
What's the cash prize?
495
00:30:49,893 --> 00:30:53,230
Eighty percent of the door.
There's usually about 50 punters.
496
00:30:53,813 --> 00:30:55,815
- How much a head?
- Fiver.
497
00:30:56,733 --> 00:30:59,236
Jesus, that's pricey enough.
Are they all that shit?
498
00:31:00,862 --> 00:31:04,199
It's not about that. It's about keeping
music alive in the neighborhood.
499
00:31:04,199 --> 00:31:05,283
That's all I'm about.
500
00:31:05,283 --> 00:31:06,868
So who decides who wins?
501
00:31:07,369 --> 00:31:11,248
I do. Barry Byrne. Events promoter.
502
00:31:12,999 --> 00:31:14,209
I know who you are, Barry.
503
00:31:14,918 --> 00:31:15,919
Oh, yeah?
504
00:31:17,212 --> 00:31:19,673
Oh, Jesus. How are ya?
505
00:31:20,423 --> 00:31:22,842
Don't tell me. Fiona.
506
00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:25,470
- Flora.
- Ah.
507
00:31:25,470 --> 00:31:28,390
- [patrons applauding]
- Knew you were in the F's.
508
00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,433
Better go in. Good to see you again.
509
00:31:31,268 --> 00:31:32,269
In the daylight.
510
00:31:34,229 --> 00:31:35,230
I bet she wins!
511
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,073
[Ian] Singing...
512
00:31:45,574 --> 00:31:48,285
[singing rock song]
513
00:31:49,411 --> 00:31:50,954
[Max] You look very young.
514
00:31:51,830 --> 00:31:52,956
[Ian] I was very young.
515
00:31:52,956 --> 00:31:56,126
[song continues]
516
00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,169
How much do you think that cost
to shoot that?
517
00:31:58,753 --> 00:32:00,839
- No clue.
- Two grand we got
518
00:32:00,839 --> 00:32:01,965
from the record label for it.
519
00:32:01,965 --> 00:32:05,051
[Ian] We had a crane
for every shot in this. Every shot.
520
00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:08,346
- [Max] Did you have a trailer?
- No, but we had a fucking crane.
521
00:32:10,181 --> 00:32:11,766
So, did you go to America for that?
522
00:32:11,766 --> 00:32:13,476
- Looks like it, doesn't it?
- Yeah.
523
00:32:13,476 --> 00:32:15,145
No,
we fucking shot it all around Drimnagh.
524
00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:16,730
[song continues]
525
00:32:16,730 --> 00:32:18,607
Why is there a cop in every shot?
526
00:32:18,607 --> 00:32:20,775
'Cause... [stammers] ...it's America,
you know.
527
00:32:22,485 --> 00:32:24,946
- There's that same cop again.
- Fucking pay attention, will you?
528
00:32:24,946 --> 00:32:27,115
[song continues]
529
00:32:27,115 --> 00:32:28,199
There's Ma. See ya, Da.
530
00:32:32,454 --> 00:32:33,622
[sighs]
531
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,543
[Ian] What's that?
532
00:32:40,212 --> 00:32:43,215
What's what?
Oh, it's just me guitar. [chuckles]
533
00:32:43,215 --> 00:32:45,258
I have a lesson later.
I thought I'd do it in the park.
534
00:32:45,967 --> 00:32:47,302
What's this all about, Flora?
535
00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,764
- What's what about?
- This whole fucking musical thing.
536
00:32:51,806 --> 00:32:55,185
Anytime I tried to get ya to listen
to new music, you just fucking tuned out.
537
00:32:55,185 --> 00:32:58,939
Yeah, my tutor says I have
"genuine appreciation of melody."
538
00:32:58,939 --> 00:33:00,815
[chuckles] Now.
539
00:33:01,524 --> 00:33:04,402
What do you listen to then?
Apart from club music.
540
00:33:04,402 --> 00:33:05,862
Give me five bands. Go on.
541
00:33:06,988 --> 00:33:08,323
Well, I like his songs anyway.
542
00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:09,866
Oh, he's a songwriter too, is he?
543
00:33:09,866 --> 00:33:12,702
Yeah, he is. He's brilliant actually.
544
00:33:13,286 --> 00:33:14,287
What's his name?
545
00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:15,622
Jeff...
546
00:33:19,125 --> 00:33:20,126
the guitar guy.
547
00:33:20,710 --> 00:33:22,837
Sounds like some fucking clown
who never made it,
548
00:33:22,837 --> 00:33:24,631
teaching guitar lessons online.
549
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,426
That's the ultimate graveyard
for failed musicians.
550
00:33:29,427 --> 00:33:31,054
Are you a little bit jealous?
551
00:33:31,054 --> 00:33:34,474
No. [scoffs] Just concerned.
552
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,227
- How's Juanita?
- She's great.
553
00:33:37,227 --> 00:33:40,480
Mmm. You do know she's not Spanish, right?
554
00:33:41,273 --> 00:33:42,566
Her nana's people were from Spain.
555
00:33:42,566 --> 00:33:45,652
[chuckles] My people were from Norway.
That doesn't make me a fucking Viking.
556
00:33:50,574 --> 00:33:52,200
[whispers] Does she blow you like I did?
557
00:33:53,034 --> 00:33:54,995
What? Shut up.
558
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:57,956
I'm serious. Does she?
559
00:33:59,499 --> 00:34:00,500
You're nuts.
560
00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:04,754
She doesn't blow you, does she?
561
00:34:04,754 --> 00:34:08,300
Yeah, she does. She-- [scoffs]
She has. Yeah.
562
00:34:09,259 --> 00:34:15,432
She doesn't. I knew it.
Her mouth's too small.
563
00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:20,061
Is she out?
Will I come up for a few minutes?
564
00:34:20,729 --> 00:34:22,521
We'll send Max off for an ice cream.
565
00:34:23,273 --> 00:34:24,524
Don't be fucking mad.
566
00:34:24,524 --> 00:34:27,818
I bet she doesn't let you come all
down her neck and tits the way I did.
567
00:34:32,615 --> 00:34:33,617
Come on, Max!
568
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:38,747
Are you getting rid of that guitar?
569
00:34:40,498 --> 00:34:42,459
This? No, why?
570
00:34:43,043 --> 00:34:44,251
[bell rings]
571
00:34:44,878 --> 00:34:48,215
- [yells, grunts] Wake up, will you!
- [pedestrian] Jesus.
572
00:34:48,215 --> 00:34:49,215
- Fuck off!
- [groans]
573
00:34:49,215 --> 00:34:52,552
You stepped right in front of me.
Will you watch where you're going?
574
00:34:52,552 --> 00:34:56,056
You watch where you're going or I'll wrap
that fucking lock around your neck!
575
00:34:56,056 --> 00:34:57,140
[cyclist grunting]
576
00:35:02,270 --> 00:35:03,730
What are you doing with it then?
577
00:35:04,231 --> 00:35:07,859
It was just sitting there. Why?
Do you want it? You can have it.
578
00:35:08,652 --> 00:35:11,363
I don't.
I don't like acoustic guitar music anyway.
579
00:35:11,863 --> 00:35:13,240
[Flora] What are you into then?
580
00:35:13,823 --> 00:35:15,575
[Max] Ambient. Electronic.
581
00:35:17,244 --> 00:35:18,662
[Flora] I always loved dance music.
582
00:35:19,496 --> 00:35:20,497
[Max] Like what?
583
00:35:21,081 --> 00:35:24,042
[Flora] Container. Sophie is amazing.
584
00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,378
Orbital, back in the day.
585
00:35:26,878 --> 00:35:29,381
- [Max] Who the fuck are they?
- Dance music.
586
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:31,967
What are you into then?
587
00:35:32,467 --> 00:35:34,219
[Max] Marconi Union. Do you know them?
588
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:35,720
[Flora] No.
589
00:35:36,555 --> 00:35:39,766
[Max] They're from Manchester, I think.
Real trance music.
590
00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:42,519
It sounds like a computer made it.
It's deadly.
591
00:35:44,020 --> 00:35:45,855
I have some on me phone
if you want to listen to them.
592
00:35:45,855 --> 00:35:46,856
What, now?
593
00:35:46,856 --> 00:35:48,525
- Whenever--
- Right, you've got your key.
594
00:35:49,067 --> 00:35:51,236
There's waffles in the fridge.
I'm heading out.
595
00:35:51,945 --> 00:35:54,322
- Bye.
- I'll be back in an hour and a half!
596
00:35:54,322 --> 00:35:55,532
I don't care.
597
00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:58,868
[children shouting]
598
00:36:04,499 --> 00:36:06,501
[guitar playing]
599
00:36:12,507 --> 00:36:13,758
[Flora] So, am I ready?
600
00:36:13,758 --> 00:36:14,676
[Jeff] For what?
601
00:36:14,676 --> 00:36:17,345
To write a female empowerment ballad
and get me husband back.
602
00:36:18,513 --> 00:36:19,723
Why did he leave?
603
00:36:21,224 --> 00:36:22,100
Anger?
604
00:36:22,684 --> 00:36:23,518
Why is he angry?
605
00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:27,647
No, me. I'm angry. I almost killed
a cyclist today with his own lock.
606
00:36:27,647 --> 00:36:28,982
What are you angry about?
607
00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:32,110
Dunno. I wake up angry.
608
00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,905
I'm angry at me son all the time.
609
00:36:35,697 --> 00:36:38,199
I thought this guitar lark
might make him think I'm cool.
610
00:36:38,199 --> 00:36:39,826
Hold on. You have a son?
611
00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:44,623
I had him when I was very young.
I was 17. Do you have kids?
612
00:36:45,498 --> 00:36:48,835
I do. I actually had them kinda young too,
so they're huge now.
613
00:36:50,045 --> 00:36:51,296
But they do think I'm cool.
614
00:36:51,796 --> 00:36:53,465
Play me your song again.
615
00:36:53,465 --> 00:36:56,468
[chuckles] Yeah,
I wanted to bring that up.
616
00:36:57,761 --> 00:36:59,095
So that wasn't my song.
617
00:36:59,930 --> 00:37:01,473
[Flora] What? Whose is it?
618
00:37:01,473 --> 00:37:04,142
It was written by Hoagy Carmichael.
619
00:37:04,809 --> 00:37:07,520
Oh, love.
Why'd you tell me it was your song?
620
00:37:08,146 --> 00:37:10,232
Well, I didn't. Uh, you presumed.
621
00:37:12,025 --> 00:37:14,236
But then I let you. So, sorry.
622
00:37:14,236 --> 00:37:15,320
Why?
623
00:37:16,154 --> 00:37:17,906
I guess I wanted to see how it felt.
624
00:37:17,906 --> 00:37:18,949
To what?
625
00:37:18,949 --> 00:37:21,618
To have written a song like that,
in someone else's eyes.
626
00:37:21,618 --> 00:37:25,789
Yeah, uh, stupid.
I apologize. Let's get back to the lesson.
627
00:37:26,289 --> 00:37:27,749
Why? What normally happens?
628
00:37:29,918 --> 00:37:31,753
Oh, you wanna hear one of my songs?
629
00:37:31,753 --> 00:37:33,630
- Yeah.
- All right.
630
00:37:48,603 --> 00:37:54,693
♪ Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon ♪
631
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:59,447
♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪
632
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,786
♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪
633
00:38:04,786 --> 00:38:07,956
♪ And we can't go further west ♪
634
00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:12,836
♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪
635
00:38:16,548 --> 00:38:21,303
♪ She's never boring
She's kind to me ♪
636
00:38:23,555 --> 00:38:28,143
♪ And every morning she's a mystery ♪
637
00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,398
♪ Welcome to LA ♪
638
00:38:36,484 --> 00:38:42,574
♪ Where everything and nothing changes
Every single day ♪
639
00:38:45,076 --> 00:38:51,082
♪ The sunshine on the darkness melts
The morning haze away ♪
640
00:38:53,835 --> 00:38:57,839
♪ And I won't let the bright lights
Bring me down ♪
641
00:38:59,549 --> 00:39:05,055
♪ In this angels town
Welcome to LA ♪
642
00:39:12,354 --> 00:39:15,190
It's lovely. You're really good at songs.
643
00:39:16,983 --> 00:39:17,984
[Jeff] But?
644
00:39:18,902 --> 00:39:20,695
Would I wanna hear it again?
645
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,157
Sorry.
646
00:39:24,157 --> 00:39:27,744
No, no. Don't be sorry.
If everybody were as honest as you,
647
00:39:29,287 --> 00:39:31,539
I wouldn't have had to waste
a decade and a half of my life.
648
00:39:31,539 --> 00:39:34,751
We should, uh, get back to the lesson.
649
00:39:34,751 --> 00:39:36,169
Don't feel sorry for yourself.
650
00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:41,174
No, no. I'm not. I mean,
it's-- it's a humbling realization.
651
00:39:41,174 --> 00:39:45,136
You know, you sit down and wanna play
something for somebody, and they're ready.
652
00:39:45,136 --> 00:39:46,721
You're, like, receptive.
653
00:39:48,557 --> 00:39:50,976
And you watch as their eyes glaze over.
654
00:39:50,976 --> 00:39:53,937
And, um, it's harder for them
than it is for you.
655
00:39:55,564 --> 00:39:58,817
It's the smiling with the mouth
but not the eyes. That's how you know.
656
00:39:59,317 --> 00:40:00,235
Know what?
657
00:40:00,735 --> 00:40:03,154
That they're unchanged.
658
00:40:05,699 --> 00:40:08,868
Anyway. A, D and E. One, four, five.
659
00:40:08,868 --> 00:40:09,953
[guitar playing]
660
00:40:12,622 --> 00:40:14,833
[sighs]
661
00:40:14,833 --> 00:40:16,209
[Jeff] Come on.
662
00:40:17,878 --> 00:40:20,297
You know what, I'm, uh--
I'm gonna give you some homework tonight.
663
00:40:20,297 --> 00:40:23,300
There's a song I want you to listen to.
664
00:40:24,593 --> 00:40:25,677
I'll send you a link.
665
00:40:25,677 --> 00:40:26,845
Give it a listen.
666
00:40:28,013 --> 00:40:29,014
Play. Come on.
667
00:40:37,063 --> 00:40:38,315
[computer chimes]
668
00:40:44,863 --> 00:40:46,865
[applause]
669
00:40:51,870 --> 00:40:55,540
♪ Rows and floes of angel hair ♪
670
00:40:56,416 --> 00:41:00,420
- ♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪
- [applause]
671
00:41:01,004 --> 00:41:05,050
♪ And feather canyons everywhere ♪
672
00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:09,179
- ♪ I've looked at clouds that way ♪
- [dishes clatter]
673
00:41:10,472 --> 00:41:14,851
♪ But now they only block the sun ♪
674
00:41:14,851 --> 00:41:19,189
♪ They rain and snow on everyone ♪
675
00:41:19,731 --> 00:41:23,401
♪ So many things I would have done ♪
676
00:41:24,069 --> 00:41:27,656
♪ But clouds got in my way ♪
677
00:41:28,365 --> 00:41:33,119
♪ Oh, I've looked at clouds
From both sides now ♪
678
00:41:33,119 --> 00:41:37,791
♪ From up and down, and still somehow ♪
679
00:41:37,791 --> 00:41:43,171
♪ It's cloud illusions I recall ♪
680
00:41:43,171 --> 00:41:47,175
♪ I really don't know clouds ♪
681
00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:51,471
♪ At all ♪
682
00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:03,942
♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪
683
00:42:03,942 --> 00:42:08,446
♪ The dizzy dancing way you feel ♪
684
00:42:08,446 --> 00:42:13,034
♪ As every fairy tale comes real ♪
685
00:42:13,034 --> 00:42:16,955
♪ Oh, I've looked at love that way ♪
686
00:42:17,581 --> 00:42:22,419
♪ But now it's just another show ♪
687
00:42:22,419 --> 00:42:27,299
♪ You leave 'em laughing when you go ♪
688
00:42:27,299 --> 00:42:31,344
♪ And if you care, don't let them know ♪
689
00:42:31,344 --> 00:42:35,265
♪ No, don't give yourself away ♪
690
00:42:35,974 --> 00:42:40,478
♪ I've looked at love
From both sides now ♪
691
00:42:40,979 --> 00:42:45,275
♪ From give and take, and still somehow ♪
692
00:42:45,275 --> 00:42:49,821
♪ It's love's illusions I recall ♪
693
00:42:49,821 --> 00:42:54,326
♪ Oh, I really don't know love ♪
694
00:42:56,912 --> 00:42:57,996
♪ At all ♪
695
00:43:01,333 --> 00:43:06,046
♪ Oh, I've looked at life
From both sides now ♪
696
00:43:06,046 --> 00:43:10,717
♪ From win and lose and still somehow ♪
697
00:43:10,717 --> 00:43:15,055
♪ It's life's illusions I recall ♪
698
00:43:15,055 --> 00:43:18,934
♪ Oh, I really don't know life ♪
699
00:43:22,312 --> 00:43:23,480
♪ At all ♪
700
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:35,367
[sobs, sniffles]
701
00:43:36,076 --> 00:43:38,078
[applause]
702
00:43:41,706 --> 00:43:43,500
Can I meet him? I mean, see him.
703
00:43:44,793 --> 00:43:45,919
- No.
- Please.
704
00:43:45,919 --> 00:43:48,797
I'll just stand in the corner of the room.
I'll be like a little mouse.
705
00:43:50,048 --> 00:43:51,258
That'd be so wrong.
706
00:43:51,258 --> 00:43:53,552
Is he good-looking?
Do you have a screen grab?
707
00:43:54,052 --> 00:43:56,096
- It's not about that.
- So he's a pig then.
708
00:43:56,596 --> 00:43:59,057
He never says what you expect him to say.
709
00:44:00,058 --> 00:44:04,062
And he's sensitive.
You can see in his eyes he's been hurt.
710
00:44:04,062 --> 00:44:05,188
Ugh.
711
00:44:07,065 --> 00:44:08,483
[Kathy] What are his songs like?
712
00:44:10,443 --> 00:44:12,362
Uh, not great.
713
00:44:12,362 --> 00:44:17,909
Oh, Jesus. You've fallen in love with
an ugly fella who lives 6,000 miles away.
714
00:44:18,994 --> 00:44:19,995
Basically.
715
00:44:22,163 --> 00:44:24,165
[Flora singing indistinctly]
716
00:44:29,379 --> 00:44:33,758
...and we'll fuck behind the dunes.
[chuckles]
717
00:44:36,344 --> 00:44:37,888
[electronic music playing loudly]
718
00:44:37,888 --> 00:44:42,851
Fucking hell!
Jesus Christ, it's like a club in here!
719
00:44:42,851 --> 00:44:44,269
Turn it down a second!
720
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,647
- Jesus, that's loud.
- [music stops]
721
00:44:47,647 --> 00:44:49,357
Yeah, Keith lent them to me.
722
00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:51,985
Really powerful.
Have to give them back tomorrow.
723
00:44:51,985 --> 00:44:53,320
The neighbors will be complaining.
724
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,530
They're junkies.
They'll be asking to turn it up.
725
00:44:56,114 --> 00:44:56,948
Who's Keith?
726
00:44:56,948 --> 00:45:00,160
He's a mate. A rapper.
He lent me these for the night.
727
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,037
- For what?
- So I could mix this track.
728
00:45:02,037 --> 00:45:03,121
Was that yours?
729
00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:09,377
You're joking me. How the fuck
did you make that? It sounded epic.
730
00:45:09,377 --> 00:45:10,462
GarageBand. It's simple.
731
00:45:11,338 --> 00:45:12,172
Explain.
732
00:45:12,839 --> 00:45:15,675
Um, you get all your sounds from here,
like, instruments and all.
733
00:45:16,343 --> 00:45:18,762
- And you can get loops from here.
- What are loops?
734
00:45:18,762 --> 00:45:21,139
Drum patterns and stuff.
I mean, you can make your own.
735
00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:22,766
But you need a proper sequencer for that.
736
00:45:22,766 --> 00:45:25,852
And how do you control them?
Like, how do you get that mad piano sound?
737
00:45:26,686 --> 00:45:29,105
[sighs] Well, you open
the "Keyboard typing," you know,
738
00:45:29,105 --> 00:45:30,315
use the laptop keys.
739
00:45:30,315 --> 00:45:32,067
[piano tune playing]
740
00:45:32,067 --> 00:45:33,235
No way.
741
00:45:35,028 --> 00:45:36,196
[piano tune plays]
742
00:45:36,196 --> 00:45:37,322
Sounds like a piano.
743
00:45:37,322 --> 00:45:39,658
- [percussion playing]
- Oh, shit.
744
00:45:39,658 --> 00:45:41,743
[piano, percussion harmonizing]
745
00:45:43,912 --> 00:45:45,247
Not on me track. Turn it off.
746
00:45:45,247 --> 00:45:47,582
Jesus, it sounds very professional.
747
00:45:47,582 --> 00:45:51,670
It is. It's what loads of people start on.
It's shit doing it like this though.
748
00:45:52,170 --> 00:45:55,090
You need a proper synth.
Takes forever doing one note at a time.
749
00:45:56,216 --> 00:45:59,636
I've been at this for three hours today.
I'm fucking starving.
750
00:45:59,636 --> 00:46:00,971
Play it again.
751
00:46:00,971 --> 00:46:02,639
Please just make me a cheese toastie.
752
00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:04,849
[music plays]
753
00:46:04,849 --> 00:46:05,934
[music stops]
754
00:46:06,643 --> 00:46:07,644
Please.
755
00:46:08,186 --> 00:46:09,187
After.
756
00:46:09,187 --> 00:46:10,272
[music resumes]
757
00:46:16,528 --> 00:46:17,612
Do you have a lyric?
758
00:46:17,612 --> 00:46:19,948
- Got these, but they're not finished yet.
- Come on.
759
00:46:25,495 --> 00:46:27,414
♪ Come on, girl
You know how much I want you ♪
760
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:30,542
♪ Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib ♪
761
00:46:30,542 --> 00:46:33,503
♪ Bring your friends
Maybe we can drive a Mercedes-Benz ♪
762
00:46:33,503 --> 00:46:35,881
♪ We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink ♪
763
00:46:35,881 --> 00:46:38,133
♪ Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink ♪
764
00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,302
♪ Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble ♪
765
00:46:40,302 --> 00:46:42,387
♪ Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin ♪
766
00:46:42,387 --> 00:46:43,471
[music continues]
767
00:46:45,015 --> 00:46:46,141
What's it called?
768
00:46:46,141 --> 00:46:48,935
"Dublin 07." Like James Bond, but Dublin.
769
00:46:49,728 --> 00:46:53,732
Nah. You need a better title.
Let me try something here.
770
00:46:55,817 --> 00:46:58,278
♪ We got something real ♪
771
00:46:58,278 --> 00:47:01,948
♪ From the Joker with the Glasgow smile
Ready to die for you, I go in style ♪
772
00:47:01,948 --> 00:47:06,786
♪ Dressed from head to toe in Italian
In the bed, I'm like a stallion ♪
773
00:47:06,786 --> 00:47:10,582
♪ I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay ♪
774
00:47:10,582 --> 00:47:13,168
♪ Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches ♪
775
00:47:13,168 --> 00:47:15,378
♪ The Midas touch, I got the riches ♪
776
00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:19,633
♪ And when they come and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches ♪
777
00:47:22,469 --> 00:47:23,553
It's fucking class, isn't it?
778
00:47:25,055 --> 00:47:26,056
[music stops]
779
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:27,974
Fucking hell, Son.
780
00:47:28,850 --> 00:47:30,810
Is this what you've been doing
on those headphones?
781
00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:32,896
Don't move.
782
00:47:35,899 --> 00:47:36,900
[sighs]
783
00:47:38,193 --> 00:47:40,237
Come over here
and hear what your son made.
784
00:47:40,237 --> 00:47:42,948
[Max, through laptop] ♪ Come on, girl
You know how much I want you ♪
785
00:47:42,948 --> 00:47:45,951
♪ Like a ghost, I'm going to haunt you
Meet me at me crib ♪
786
00:47:45,951 --> 00:47:49,120
♪ Bring your friends
Maybe you can drive a Mercedes-Benz ♪
787
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,373
♪ We'll hang out poolside
Have a drink ♪
788
00:47:51,373 --> 00:47:53,625
♪ Swimming against the tide
Not gonna sink ♪
789
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:55,627
♪ Come on, girl
Let's get in trouble ♪
790
00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,963
♪ Shaken, not stirred
A James Bond from Dublin ♪
791
00:47:57,963 --> 00:48:00,507
[Flora] ♪ We got something real ♪
792
00:48:00,507 --> 00:48:02,342
[Max] ♪ From the Joker with
The Glasgow smile ♪
793
00:48:02,342 --> 00:48:04,970
- ♪ Ready to die for ya, I go in style ♪
- I love this.
794
00:48:05,512 --> 00:48:08,723
- That's me singing! [laughs]
- [Max] ♪ In the bed, I'm like a stallion ♪
795
00:48:09,224 --> 00:48:13,019
♪ I'm the king of the MMA
Like Conor McGregor, only not as gay ♪
796
00:48:13,603 --> 00:48:15,438
♪ Living the dream
In a bed full of bitches ♪
797
00:48:15,438 --> 00:48:17,399
♪ The Midas touch, I got the riches ♪
798
00:48:17,983 --> 00:48:21,653
♪ And when they snip me and stitch me up
They better use Gucci stitches ♪
799
00:48:21,653 --> 00:48:24,573
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- [Flora] ♪ We got something real ♪
800
00:48:25,282 --> 00:48:28,660
♪ Come and get me, guys
Come and get me, boys ♪
801
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:29,995
♪ Come and kill me-- ♪
802
00:48:31,329 --> 00:48:32,664
Can you fucking play or what?
803
00:48:32,664 --> 00:48:33,748
I'm not playing for you.
804
00:48:34,374 --> 00:48:38,253
- Go on, give us a tune on that guitar.
- [snoring]
805
00:48:38,253 --> 00:48:39,671
- Come on.
- [Flora] No.
806
00:48:39,671 --> 00:48:42,591
It's not that big of a fucking deal.
Would you just play one song?
807
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:47,762
[Flora] Okay.
808
00:48:52,309 --> 00:48:55,145
[sighs] Ian. Why are you doing this to me?
809
00:48:55,145 --> 00:48:56,479
Come on, you'll be great.
810
00:49:01,192 --> 00:49:02,986
I can play you a song I wrote.
811
00:49:04,696 --> 00:49:06,281
- Okay, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
812
00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:10,702
Oh, my God. Okay.
813
00:49:22,672 --> 00:49:27,010
- [vocalizing]
- Yeah.
814
00:49:30,555 --> 00:49:35,727
♪ She goes by the name ♪
815
00:49:36,895 --> 00:49:40,106
♪ Sweet Juanita ♪
816
00:49:41,650 --> 00:49:42,651
[chuckles]
817
00:49:43,151 --> 00:49:47,989
♪ She hails from the town ♪
818
00:49:47,989 --> 00:49:50,659
♪ Of Dublin ♪
819
00:49:53,036 --> 00:49:57,457
♪ Her mother was from-- ♪
820
00:49:57,457 --> 00:49:59,417
- Blanchardstown?
- Yeah. Blanch--
821
00:49:59,417 --> 00:50:01,836
♪ Blanchardstown ♪
822
00:50:01,836 --> 00:50:02,754
[cheers]
823
00:50:03,630 --> 00:50:10,095
♪ Her father was from... ♪
[speaks indistinctly]
824
00:50:10,095 --> 00:50:11,846
- Come on, Max!
- [Ian chuckles]
825
00:50:12,430 --> 00:50:14,432
[vocalizing]
826
00:50:18,228 --> 00:50:22,232
♪ Juanita, Juanita, Juanita, Juanita ♪
[vocalizing]
827
00:50:28,572 --> 00:50:31,741
[speaks indistinctly] They're fabulous.
828
00:50:40,250 --> 00:50:41,251
Can I try that on?
829
00:50:43,378 --> 00:50:44,629
Yeah.
830
00:50:46,631 --> 00:50:47,632
Can we get it?
831
00:50:52,053 --> 00:50:53,054
What's it made of?
832
00:50:53,680 --> 00:50:56,892
Uh, it's full of feathers. Goose feathers.
833
00:50:56,892 --> 00:51:00,353
From a golden goose? Anyway, it's too big.
834
00:51:00,353 --> 00:51:01,396
That's the look.
835
00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,982
Yeah, for turtles. Come on, let's go!
836
00:51:09,821 --> 00:51:11,823
- [Jeff] Yeah. See that?
- Oh, yeah?
837
00:51:12,741 --> 00:51:15,452
You're making progress.
Your left hand's getting stronger.
838
00:51:15,452 --> 00:51:16,536
Thank you.
839
00:51:17,037 --> 00:51:18,705
I've been thinking about your song.
840
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:20,874
Okay.
841
00:51:20,874 --> 00:51:22,208
I think it's salvageable.
842
00:51:22,208 --> 00:51:23,668
Good to know.
843
00:51:23,668 --> 00:51:26,463
The problem is that you have
a great opening verse.
844
00:51:26,463 --> 00:51:28,381
But the chorus isn't a lot better.
845
00:51:29,674 --> 00:51:34,221
Now, in my research, I find that choruses
used to be the big deal in a song.
846
00:51:34,804 --> 00:51:36,598
You know, what everyone was waiting for.
847
00:51:37,182 --> 00:51:41,519
But, nowadays, it's not like,
"Here comes the chorus, everyone."
848
00:51:41,519 --> 00:51:44,105
You know, 'cause unless you have
a killer chorus, which you don't,
849
00:51:44,105 --> 00:51:45,565
it's an anticlimax.
850
00:51:45,565 --> 00:51:47,943
So, what you're saying is,
my verse is too good?
851
00:51:48,777 --> 00:51:50,946
Wow.
You are a glass-half-full kind of guy.
852
00:51:50,946 --> 00:51:53,031
- [chuckles]
- I guess that's one way of looking at it.
853
00:51:54,074 --> 00:51:55,742
You play the first verse and sing it,
854
00:51:55,742 --> 00:51:59,579
and then play it again,
and I'll hum what I mean. Ready?
855
00:52:00,664 --> 00:52:01,957
- What, now?
- Yeah.
856
00:52:02,707 --> 00:52:03,917
What about the lesson?
857
00:52:03,917 --> 00:52:06,753
- This is the lesson. Go.
- [chuckles]
858
00:52:06,753 --> 00:52:10,549
Okay. So, you want me to play...
859
00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:17,055
♪ Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon ♪
860
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,560
♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪
861
00:52:24,271 --> 00:52:26,648
♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪
862
00:52:26,648 --> 00:52:29,818
♪ And we can't go further west ♪
863
00:52:29,818 --> 00:52:34,155
♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪
864
00:52:35,532 --> 00:52:37,117
[Flora humming]
865
00:52:41,121 --> 00:52:46,835
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la ♪
866
00:52:46,835 --> 00:52:48,253
Do you know what I mean?
867
00:52:48,253 --> 00:52:50,881
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
868
00:52:50,881 --> 00:52:52,465
Up, up, up.
869
00:52:52,465 --> 00:52:53,592
♪ La, la ♪
870
00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:55,385
Um...
871
00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:57,762
No. It's, like-- That's not it. Um--
872
00:52:57,762 --> 00:53:02,601
- ♪ La, la ♪
- ♪ La, la, la, la ♪
873
00:53:02,601 --> 00:53:03,685
♪ La ♪
874
00:53:05,353 --> 00:53:06,396
Like, uh...
875
00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:08,732
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
876
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:15,572
And have a better lyric?
877
00:53:16,156 --> 00:53:17,574
Okay. I'll get right on that.
878
00:53:17,574 --> 00:53:19,326
No, I have a-- a better lyric.
879
00:53:19,868 --> 00:53:20,994
Oh, you do?
880
00:53:20,994 --> 00:53:24,539
Yeah, I'll email them.
You can take 'em or leave 'em.
881
00:53:25,832 --> 00:53:29,252
I'll, uh-- I'll give 'em a shot.
882
00:53:29,252 --> 00:53:31,504
I'll try to fold them in.
I can't promise it'll work.
883
00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:34,883
Okay. Whatever. Can I get 10%?
884
00:53:35,967 --> 00:53:39,888
You can get 100%. I stopped trying
to make money with my music.
885
00:53:39,888 --> 00:53:42,515
I tried that for years.
It almost killed the thing I love.
886
00:53:44,267 --> 00:53:45,602
This is fun. [chuckles]
887
00:53:47,812 --> 00:53:49,064
- Yeah.
- [chuckles]
888
00:53:49,648 --> 00:53:51,024
All right, Flora, see you next week.
889
00:53:51,858 --> 00:53:52,776
Okay.
890
00:53:53,818 --> 00:53:55,153
[laptop chimes]
891
00:53:55,153 --> 00:53:56,238
[button clicks]
892
00:53:58,990 --> 00:54:00,575
He's very cute.
893
00:54:00,575 --> 00:54:01,660
Right?
894
00:54:02,244 --> 00:54:03,370
[R & B music playing]
895
00:54:03,370 --> 00:54:06,331
- [Keith rapping] ♪ Shiny new wheels ♪
- [cameraperson] You are absolute naturals.
896
00:54:06,331 --> 00:54:08,041
♪ Drop top roof so your man can run ♪
897
00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:10,627
- ♪ Gone like poof! when the Garda come ♪
- That's it, girls. Keep it going.
898
00:54:10,627 --> 00:54:13,296
♪ Got wand, got whip, got honey
Got grip, got money, got style ♪
899
00:54:13,964 --> 00:54:15,131
♪ Got caught, so what?
No worry ♪
900
00:54:15,131 --> 00:54:16,800
- ♪ Them Guards can't resist my smile ♪
- Sell it. Sell it.
901
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:19,844
♪ Got girls appearing
From the North Side ♪
902
00:54:19,844 --> 00:54:21,763
- That's brillo.
- ♪ Got girls appearing ♪
903
00:54:21,763 --> 00:54:23,473
♪ From the South Side ♪
904
00:54:23,473 --> 00:54:26,893
♪ Like that
Girls in the back o' my ride ♪
905
00:54:26,893 --> 00:54:30,397
♪ Goin' back to me flat in my Hyundai ♪
906
00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:33,149
- [song continues]
- [cameraperson] Lovely. That's enough.
907
00:54:33,650 --> 00:54:34,651
[music stops]
908
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,445
[cameraperson] Right. Now, I say we...
909
00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:38,780
Hey, Samantha.
910
00:54:39,948 --> 00:54:41,575
How are you, Matt? [grunts]
911
00:54:41,575 --> 00:54:43,743
Why don't you just ask her out,
for waffles?
912
00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:44,828
No way.
913
00:54:47,414 --> 00:54:48,915
- [Flora] Hiya, Samantha?
- [Max] Jesus Christ.
914
00:54:48,915 --> 00:54:50,208
Are you Cheryl's daughter?
915
00:54:50,208 --> 00:54:51,877
Hiya, Flora.
916
00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:53,670
Jesus, you've shot up.
917
00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,255
Stop, I know.
Taller than me mother now.
918
00:54:55,255 --> 00:54:57,465
- How's your ma?
- [Samantha] Oh, she's grand.
919
00:54:57,465 --> 00:55:00,093
Talks about you all the time.
The crack youse had. [laughs]
920
00:55:00,093 --> 00:55:02,178
[laughs] Don't talk to me!
921
00:55:03,096 --> 00:55:05,682
Do you wanna come up
for a bit of dinner with me and Max?
922
00:55:05,682 --> 00:55:06,975
When you wrap?
923
00:55:06,975 --> 00:55:08,435
Ah. No, you're grand.
924
00:55:08,435 --> 00:55:10,896
Come on.
Come up for some garlic bread.
925
00:55:11,980 --> 00:55:13,732
Nah. No, thanks.
926
00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,903
Right. Okay. See ya.
927
00:55:17,903 --> 00:55:18,987
See ya.
928
00:55:25,535 --> 00:55:26,620
[door opens]
929
00:55:27,162 --> 00:55:28,580
What are you doing right now?
930
00:55:28,580 --> 00:55:29,956
You don't want to know.
931
00:55:29,956 --> 00:55:31,875
Tell me what you feel about her.
932
00:55:32,375 --> 00:55:33,793
[Max] I can't stop thinking of her.
933
00:55:33,793 --> 00:55:36,671
Good. Obsession. You're obsessed.
934
00:55:37,172 --> 00:55:38,173
I suppose.
935
00:55:38,673 --> 00:55:40,592
[Flora] I was obsessed with your da.
936
00:55:41,551 --> 00:55:42,844
[Max] I don't care.
937
00:55:42,844 --> 00:55:43,929
[Flora] So go on.
938
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:45,931
She's totally out of me league.
939
00:55:45,931 --> 00:55:47,140
No, she's not.
940
00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:49,226
Yeah, she is. She gets off with Keith.
941
00:55:49,809 --> 00:55:51,811
She thinks
that Keith can offer her something.
942
00:55:52,395 --> 00:55:56,066
He's all glamorous and dangerous
with the 1,000-euro jackets.
943
00:55:56,066 --> 00:56:00,362
She needs to know that when she's done
with her gangster, you'll be there.
944
00:56:01,321 --> 00:56:03,323
- That's you. The red.
- [Flora] Hmm.
945
00:56:03,323 --> 00:56:04,699
[electronic music playing]
946
00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:06,117
[Max] If we had an external microphone,
947
00:56:06,117 --> 00:56:08,036
- the quality would be much better.
- Yeah.
948
00:56:08,036 --> 00:56:10,538
- [Max] Do you want me to put reverb on?
- Yeah, can you?
949
00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:11,623
Yeah.
950
00:56:16,836 --> 00:56:18,838
[guitar tune playing]
951
00:56:24,427 --> 00:56:25,262
[both chuckle]
952
00:56:26,555 --> 00:56:28,640
That's cool.
Do it better and I'll loop it.
953
00:56:43,196 --> 00:56:44,864
- Right. Write these down.
- [music stops]
954
00:56:47,784 --> 00:56:48,702
- Go.
- You ready?
955
00:56:48,702 --> 00:56:49,619
Yeah.
956
00:56:49,619 --> 00:56:51,454
And when you're done getting knocked down.
957
00:56:52,789 --> 00:56:54,708
And when you're done getting up again.
958
00:56:57,919 --> 00:57:01,798
And when you're down on the canvas, baby...
959
00:57:02,591 --> 00:57:04,259
- Ooh.
- ...I'll-- Come on.
960
00:57:04,259 --> 00:57:07,345
"And when you're down on the canvas...
961
00:57:07,345 --> 00:57:08,430
- ...baby...
- ...baby."
962
00:57:08,930 --> 00:57:11,975
I'll be the one that
never counts your heart out.
963
00:57:11,975 --> 00:57:13,476
I'll be the one in your corner.
964
00:57:13,977 --> 00:57:15,645
Ooh, I like that boxing metaphor.
965
00:57:21,234 --> 00:57:25,405
[Max, Flora] ♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
966
00:57:25,405 --> 00:57:26,907
[Max] ♪ I'll be the one ♪
967
00:57:29,034 --> 00:57:31,036
[music fades to stop]
968
00:57:31,536 --> 00:57:32,871
Now send that to her.
969
00:57:32,871 --> 00:57:34,164
What?
970
00:57:34,164 --> 00:57:37,375
Well, that's the idea.
She has to hear your passion.
971
00:57:37,375 --> 00:57:40,712
It'll knock her off her feet.
Do you have her email?
972
00:57:40,712 --> 00:57:41,796
Are you serious?
973
00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:47,385
In fact, why stop there?
974
00:57:50,722 --> 00:57:52,265
[person] Right, lads,
youse have 20 minutes.
975
00:57:53,350 --> 00:57:56,228
[Max] ♪ And when you're done
With your boyfriend ♪
976
00:57:57,395 --> 00:58:00,565
♪ And when you're done
With the Tallaght girls ♪
977
00:58:01,816 --> 00:58:04,736
♪ I'll be the one who's waiting ♪
978
00:58:04,736 --> 00:58:07,239
- [Flora] Come on, sing it to her.
- ♪ And when you're done ♪
979
00:58:07,239 --> 00:58:10,116
- ♪ With your baby sister ♪
- Sing it to her! She's in the camera,
980
00:58:10,116 --> 00:58:13,453
- in the lens. Think about that.
- ♪ Banging the wall of your bedroom ♪
981
00:58:13,453 --> 00:58:15,830
- Look at her.
- ♪ And when you're done ♪
982
00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,832
- ♪ With the street drugs ♪
- Get angry.
983
00:58:17,832 --> 00:58:20,043
- You know what I mean? Think about Keith.
- ♪ And when you're done ♪
984
00:58:20,043 --> 00:58:21,127
♪ With the stolen cars ♪
985
00:58:21,127 --> 00:58:22,796
That's it. Move your shoulders.
986
00:58:22,796 --> 00:58:24,089
♪ And when you've run ♪
987
00:58:24,089 --> 00:58:25,715
- ♪ All your red lights ♪
- That's it.
988
00:58:25,715 --> 00:58:28,343
- Move your face. Express yourself.
- ♪ I'll be the one ♪
989
00:58:28,343 --> 00:58:30,720
♪ Who would run through
The night for you ♪
990
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:33,723
- Get angry! Come on. Think about it.
- ♪ I'll be the ghost in your headlights ♪
991
00:58:33,723 --> 00:58:36,560
- I'll slap that phone out of your hand.
- ♪ And when you're done ♪
992
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:38,353
- ♪ With your college ♪
- Okay.
993
00:58:38,353 --> 00:58:41,022
- Okay, I want you to think about her now.
- ♪ And when you're done ♪
994
00:58:41,022 --> 00:58:43,775
- ♪ With the college boys ♪
- I want you to think about her with Keith.
995
00:58:43,775 --> 00:58:47,612
♪ When you think you know
What the world is, darlin' ♪
996
00:58:48,196 --> 00:58:51,950
- ♪ I'll be the one getting educated ♪
- How does that make you feel in here?
997
00:58:51,950 --> 00:58:54,869
♪ 'Cause I wanna know everything
About you ♪
998
00:58:56,538 --> 00:59:00,250
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
999
00:59:00,834 --> 00:59:04,337
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1000
00:59:04,921 --> 00:59:08,717
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1001
00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:12,304
♪ And when you're done
Getting knocked down ♪
1002
00:59:12,304 --> 00:59:16,600
- That's it. Now I like it. Now I'm happy.
- ♪ And when you're done getting up again ♪
1003
00:59:17,642 --> 00:59:21,646
♪ And when you're down
On the canvas, baby ♪
1004
00:59:21,646 --> 00:59:24,274
♪ I'll be the one that never counts ♪
1005
00:59:24,274 --> 00:59:26,109
- ♪ Your heart out ♪
- What about "Flora and her Son"?
1006
00:59:27,360 --> 00:59:29,029
- "Flora and her Son"?
- Mm-hmm.
1007
00:59:29,029 --> 00:59:30,655
What about "Max and his Ma"?
1008
00:59:30,655 --> 00:59:34,159
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1009
00:59:34,868 --> 00:59:37,829
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1010
00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:46,546
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1011
00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:51,301
♪ I'll be the one
I'll be the one ♪
1012
00:59:51,301 --> 00:59:52,802
♪ I'll be the one
I'll-- ♪
1013
00:59:52,802 --> 00:59:53,887
[car horn honks]
1014
00:59:55,388 --> 00:59:56,640
[Flora] Now send that to her.
1015
00:59:58,058 --> 00:59:59,226
[audio rewinding]
1016
00:59:59,809 --> 01:00:04,022
[Flora] Fuck. Fuck. Fuck! I need the room.
I'm late for my lesson.
1017
01:00:04,689 --> 01:00:06,107
[Max] I can't. I'm editing the video.
1018
01:00:06,691 --> 01:00:08,318
What about my lesson, Max?
1019
01:00:08,318 --> 01:00:10,278
- I can't help you.
- [audio rewinding]
1020
01:00:28,672 --> 01:00:32,842
I worked on that idea of yours.
For my song.
1021
01:00:32,842 --> 01:00:34,427
- You wanna hear it?
- Yeah.
1022
01:00:35,095 --> 01:00:36,930
- You got your lyrics handy?
- Mm-hmm.
1023
01:00:37,556 --> 01:00:39,975
[guitar playing]
1024
01:00:49,651 --> 01:00:55,574
♪ Get in my car
I'll drive you through the canyon ♪
1025
01:00:56,825 --> 01:01:00,036
♪ Breathe in Topanga for the day ♪
1026
01:01:02,747 --> 01:01:05,250
♪ And when we reach the ocean ♪
1027
01:01:05,250 --> 01:01:08,003
♪ And we can't go further west ♪
1028
01:01:08,003 --> 01:01:12,674
♪ We'll keep on driving anyway ♪
1029
01:01:13,758 --> 01:01:14,759
Now you go ahead.
1030
01:01:15,510 --> 01:01:20,974
♪ I'll take you down to Dollymount ♪
1031
01:01:23,226 --> 01:01:25,854
♪ And we'll fuck behind the dunes ♪
1032
01:01:28,023 --> 01:01:33,403
♪ I'll kiss your mouth
All whiskey breath ♪
1033
01:01:33,403 --> 01:01:38,366
♪ And then I'll leave
Your heart in ruins ♪
1034
01:01:38,366 --> 01:01:39,326
[Jeff] Sing with me.
1035
01:01:39,326 --> 01:01:41,870
[both] ♪ Maybe we should meet
In the middle ♪
1036
01:01:44,956 --> 01:01:51,254
♪ Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows ♪
1037
01:01:51,963 --> 01:01:57,802
♪ And if they just gave us
A minute on our own ♪
1038
01:01:58,553 --> 01:02:00,972
♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪
1039
01:02:06,061 --> 01:02:11,733
♪ Forget the stars of Hollywood ♪
1040
01:02:13,652 --> 01:02:16,738
♪ Or big old houses in Bel Air ♪
1041
01:02:19,407 --> 01:02:24,829
♪ I can introduce you
To the angels of my city ♪
1042
01:02:24,829 --> 01:02:29,167
♪ But we'll find them anywhere ♪
1043
01:02:31,545 --> 01:02:37,133
♪ I'll drag you around town by your ear ♪
1044
01:02:39,261 --> 01:02:41,846
♪ Still wringing from the rain ♪
1045
01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:49,771
♪ I'll buy you chips and tea and beer ♪
1046
01:02:49,771 --> 01:02:54,651
♪ And then I'll crush your heart again ♪
1047
01:02:55,735 --> 01:02:58,154
[both] ♪ Maybe we should meet
In the middle ♪
1048
01:03:01,199 --> 01:03:07,330
♪ Maybe we could find
A little city no one knows ♪
1049
01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:13,628
♪ And if we just gave us
A minute on our own ♪
1050
01:03:16,172 --> 01:03:20,552
♪ A minute on our own ♪
1051
01:03:21,303 --> 01:03:23,889
♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪
1052
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:32,856
♪ Maybe we could call it home ♪
1053
01:03:38,236 --> 01:03:39,905
So now it just needs a killer bridge.
1054
01:03:41,197 --> 01:03:42,073
What's a bridge?
1055
01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:47,871
A bridge is a change for eight bars
after the second chorus.
1056
01:03:49,289 --> 01:03:50,290
Okay.
1057
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:53,752
- It sounds amazing.
- It's better, right?
1058
01:03:53,752 --> 01:03:55,712
Yeah. It actually works.
1059
01:03:56,755 --> 01:03:58,506
I really struggled with that song.
1060
01:03:59,799 --> 01:04:03,720
It's very intimate, isn't it?
Singing together like that.
1061
01:04:05,847 --> 01:04:08,725
It's a bit like, uh... [sniffs]
1062
01:04:09,309 --> 01:04:10,852
...we've just made love or something.
1063
01:04:11,353 --> 01:04:14,022
- No, it's not like that.
- In a way though.
1064
01:04:15,106 --> 01:04:17,859
I do feel a little bit naked right now.
1065
01:04:19,236 --> 01:04:21,071
I think music is all about romance.
1066
01:04:21,988 --> 01:04:24,532
I mean, look at A Star is Born.
1067
01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:27,911
- Not if I don't have to.
- [chuckles]
1068
01:04:28,411 --> 01:04:32,249
How come the way things are
are never enough for you?
1069
01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:37,504
They never were.
I was always pushing things.
1070
01:04:37,504 --> 01:04:40,173
- Finding ways of getting outside meself.
- Like how?
1071
01:04:42,175 --> 01:04:43,009
Like...
1072
01:04:45,178 --> 01:04:47,055
leaving school before everyone else.
1073
01:04:49,224 --> 01:04:52,477
And then getting pregnant
and not getting an abortion
1074
01:04:52,477 --> 01:04:54,437
when everyone was telling me to.
1075
01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:58,984
I thought getting pregnant
might make me feel different.
1076
01:05:00,735 --> 01:05:04,155
I thought giving birth, I'd be reborn.
1077
01:05:06,491 --> 01:05:08,577
Then I was stoned during most
of his childhood.
1078
01:05:09,995 --> 01:05:12,455
I was drunk for the birth of both my kids.
1079
01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:13,748
Like in a bar?
1080
01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:16,626
- Like in the delivery room.
- Oh, wow. [chuckles]
1081
01:05:17,919 --> 01:05:20,213
That's hard-core.
Bet your wife loved that.
1082
01:05:20,213 --> 01:05:24,175
Right? She's the one pushing
a nine-pound human through her vagina,
1083
01:05:24,175 --> 01:05:26,553
and I'm the one that's breaking.
1084
01:05:30,515 --> 01:05:32,434
Never admitted that to anybody before.
1085
01:05:34,185 --> 01:05:38,315
I was drunk the whole--
whole first ten years of their lives.
1086
01:05:39,733 --> 01:05:41,067
What got you clean?
1087
01:05:41,067 --> 01:05:44,946
Well, having kids started it,
and AA kept me off.
1088
01:05:44,946 --> 01:05:48,283
And, uh,
really just learning to put them first.
1089
01:05:53,830 --> 01:05:56,833
- Is that the dawn behind you?
- Christ, it is.
1090
01:05:57,959 --> 01:06:00,587
- Is that the sunset behind you?
- Uh-huh.
1091
01:06:01,087 --> 01:06:02,422
[Flora] We've been up all night.
1092
01:06:03,965 --> 01:06:07,135
So, this is like, uh, pillow talk?
1093
01:06:07,135 --> 01:06:09,137
No, no, you owe me for six hours.
1094
01:06:10,305 --> 01:06:11,723
- I do not.
- [chuckles]
1095
01:06:11,723 --> 01:06:13,350
No, I like talking to you.
1096
01:06:13,350 --> 01:06:16,770
I don't know why,
'cause nothing you say makes any sense.
1097
01:06:21,441 --> 01:06:22,442
Is that all?
1098
01:06:23,902 --> 01:06:25,654
Nothing's ever enough for you, is it?
1099
01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,866
Are you saying you don't
find me a teeny bit attractive
1100
01:06:29,866 --> 01:06:32,202
- when I'm singing that song with you?
- You're my student.
1101
01:06:32,202 --> 01:06:33,828
- So?
- It's inappropriate.
1102
01:06:33,828 --> 01:06:36,748
Who's going to cancel you?
You're already no one.
1103
01:06:40,794 --> 01:06:44,548
[sighs] I don't think I could
start something with somebody
1104
01:06:44,548 --> 01:06:46,341
halfway across the planet,
through a screen.
1105
01:06:46,341 --> 01:06:49,386
[stammers] My heart couldn't take it.
1106
01:06:51,304 --> 01:06:52,931
I'm not 19. [stammers]
1107
01:06:53,807 --> 01:06:55,308
Life's lonely enough as it is.
1108
01:07:01,481 --> 01:07:02,482
I could get a plane.
1109
01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:06,778
So could I.
1110
01:07:07,654 --> 01:07:09,656
- Well, then we'd miss each other.
- [chuckles]
1111
01:07:10,615 --> 01:07:11,783
You're not coming here.
1112
01:07:12,284 --> 01:07:14,578
It would be like walking
into a live soap opera.
1113
01:07:16,121 --> 01:07:19,416
Plus, I wanna see LA.
This isn't all about you.
1114
01:07:25,881 --> 01:07:28,133
I could play our song
for some friends in the business.
1115
01:07:28,133 --> 01:07:30,886
[chuckles] Ten percent.
1116
01:07:34,472 --> 01:07:36,057
I'd pick you up at the airport.
1117
01:07:38,143 --> 01:07:39,144
You'd better.
1118
01:07:39,978 --> 01:07:41,605
Oh, get yourself over here then.
1119
01:08:16,014 --> 01:08:19,976
So, what's so important it couldn't wait
till we swap him over?
1120
01:08:20,477 --> 01:08:21,811
Sit down. Relax.
1121
01:08:22,353 --> 01:08:23,355
[Ian sighs]
1122
01:08:29,110 --> 01:08:31,905
- Want a glass of wine?
- Wine, Flora?
1123
01:08:31,905 --> 01:08:35,033
At ten o'clock in the morning? No.
[clicks tongue]
1124
01:08:39,536 --> 01:08:43,165
[groans] Few gurgles during the day.
1125
01:08:46,460 --> 01:08:48,380
How would you feel
about looking after Max for a bit?
1126
01:08:49,047 --> 01:08:51,341
While I sorta found meself.
1127
01:08:52,174 --> 01:08:53,593
I didn't know you were lost.
1128
01:08:54,636 --> 01:08:58,013
Yeah, well, I haven't left Dublin in,
like, ten years.
1129
01:08:58,682 --> 01:09:00,808
Where you thinking of going? Cork? Galway?
1130
01:09:01,935 --> 01:09:05,021
Yeah. Or LA, or--
1131
01:09:05,021 --> 01:09:09,025
What? Could you pick
somewhere further away?
1132
01:09:09,025 --> 01:09:10,527
That's sort of the point.
1133
01:09:11,236 --> 01:09:13,071
Oh. Oh, I see.
1134
01:09:13,071 --> 01:09:17,534
[scoffs] This is about
the fucking guitar guy, is it? Jeff.
1135
01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:20,704
I don't even know if he lives in LA.
This is about me.
1136
01:09:21,621 --> 01:09:22,830
Look, it doesn't matter.
1137
01:09:23,748 --> 01:09:25,417
Can't be looking after Max.
1138
01:09:25,417 --> 01:09:27,627
You couldn't have picked
a worse fucking time.
1139
01:09:27,627 --> 01:09:28,837
Why?
1140
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:32,507
I'm starting up a wedding band
with the lads outta Indigo Void.
1141
01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:38,513
Imagine this now, all right,
me and the lads all in tuxes, shades on.
1142
01:09:39,472 --> 01:09:45,103
A whole fucking Rat Pack, Tarantino vibe.
Fucking savage.
1143
01:09:45,103 --> 01:09:47,272
The beach is down the road from his house.
1144
01:09:48,815 --> 01:09:50,107
And it's constantly sunny.
1145
01:09:50,984 --> 01:09:54,321
And he has a pool in his yard
that he put in himself.
1146
01:09:55,071 --> 01:09:57,908
Imagine Ian doing that.
He'd fucking drown.
1147
01:09:57,908 --> 01:10:00,911
Do you know it's been 12 years
since I had a bathing suit on?
1148
01:10:00,911 --> 01:10:02,954
You lucky bitch. Can I come?
1149
01:10:02,954 --> 01:10:04,789
And if things don't work out, that's fine.
1150
01:10:05,290 --> 01:10:06,499
I just come home, right?
1151
01:10:07,292 --> 01:10:09,753
But I get to say I did something brave.
1152
01:10:09,753 --> 01:10:13,840
For once in me life. Something about me.
1153
01:10:14,799 --> 01:10:17,344
Hasn't most of your life
been a little bit about you?
1154
01:10:17,844 --> 01:10:20,013
- What are you talking about?
- Uh, nothing.
1155
01:10:20,013 --> 01:10:23,266
I'm just saying, like,
you've always followed your own thing.
1156
01:10:23,850 --> 01:10:25,477
Are you for me or against me?
1157
01:10:25,477 --> 01:10:28,438
Look, I'm totally into you going
to LA to fuck this guy.
1158
01:10:29,189 --> 01:10:31,858
Maybe get your song heard
by a couple of friends of his.
1159
01:10:32,943 --> 01:10:34,069
Totally into that story.
1160
01:10:34,569 --> 01:10:37,864
But last time I checked,
miners and frontline workers were brave.
1161
01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:41,076
Speaking of brave...
1162
01:10:43,328 --> 01:10:45,038
would you look after Max for a bit?
1163
01:10:45,538 --> 01:10:46,539
Excuse me?
1164
01:10:47,457 --> 01:10:49,793
You've known him his whole life.
He trusts you.
1165
01:10:51,086 --> 01:10:53,964
Plus, you have that spare room
since your brother moved out.
1166
01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,717
- It's only for a month or so.
- No, I can't.
1167
01:10:58,677 --> 01:11:00,762
- I wouldn't ask just anyone.
- Yeah, you would.
1168
01:11:00,762 --> 01:11:02,055
What do you mean by that?
1169
01:11:03,932 --> 01:11:08,103
I have a job. I live with me mam.
I have Shania.
1170
01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:09,604
Much and all as I love you,
1171
01:11:09,604 --> 01:11:11,189
I can't be looking after
your nutter son as well.
1172
01:11:11,189 --> 01:11:13,358
I've never asked you
to do anything with Max.
1173
01:11:13,358 --> 01:11:15,652
Yeah, but I was there
for if you needed me to.
1174
01:11:15,652 --> 01:11:18,947
That's not good enough. You never offered.
1175
01:11:20,156 --> 01:11:21,825
Everyone says they care.
1176
01:11:22,534 --> 01:11:25,495
Every bloke I've met is all,
"Ah, you have a kid.
1177
01:11:25,495 --> 01:11:28,540
Deadly. Let's give it a go.
I'll rise to the occasion."
1178
01:11:28,540 --> 01:11:30,083
And then they fucking disappear.
1179
01:11:31,084 --> 01:11:34,045
And all me so-called mates are like,
"Aw, you and Max are so cute."
1180
01:11:34,045 --> 01:11:36,006
But then they're off to Spain
on their holidays,
1181
01:11:36,006 --> 01:11:37,883
and "they don't take kids at this resort."
1182
01:11:38,383 --> 01:11:40,176
Or ask them
to fucking do something for you,
1183
01:11:40,176 --> 01:11:41,845
and they're nowhere to be found.
1184
01:11:41,845 --> 01:11:44,890
They never babysat.
They never picked him up from school.
1185
01:11:44,890 --> 01:11:47,893
They never asked me what I might want
or what my needs are.
1186
01:11:48,393 --> 01:11:51,021
Since I was 17,
with a screaming child on me lap,
1187
01:11:51,021 --> 01:11:54,149
doing me head in, while youse were all
living your fucking lives.
1188
01:11:55,150 --> 01:11:56,568
Now I want to live my life!
1189
01:11:56,568 --> 01:11:59,112
Should have thought about that
14 years ago, shouldn't you?
1190
01:11:59,112 --> 01:12:00,655
Do you think I wanted that child?
1191
01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,616
We were all fucking like rabbits.
So I don't know.
1192
01:12:02,616 --> 01:12:04,242
Maybe you did. Maybe you didn't.
1193
01:12:04,242 --> 01:12:06,494
But you didn't get the boat
to London, did you?
1194
01:12:06,995 --> 01:12:10,123
That was your call. Now don't be asking
other people to pick up the pieces.
1195
01:12:27,432 --> 01:12:28,475
[shop owner] Hey! Hey!
1196
01:12:28,475 --> 01:12:29,517
Stop him!
1197
01:12:31,728 --> 01:12:33,230
[panting]
1198
01:12:38,818 --> 01:12:41,071
[panting]
1199
01:12:42,322 --> 01:12:43,323
[cell phone ringing]
1200
01:12:44,824 --> 01:12:46,785
- Hello?
- Flora, it's Guard O'Connelly here.
1201
01:12:46,785 --> 01:12:48,870
We have Max again at the station.
Can you come down?
1202
01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:50,580
[clicks tongue] Ah, for fuck's sake.
1203
01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:58,880
Right.
1204
01:12:58,880 --> 01:13:02,592
So young Max here stole
an expensive piece of studio equipment
1205
01:13:02,592 --> 01:13:05,470
from a shop on Wicklow Street,
causing the shop owner to give chase.
1206
01:13:05,470 --> 01:13:08,181
- How expensive was it?
- That's not the point.
1207
01:13:08,932 --> 01:13:10,934
He's way past the number
of thefts and charges
1208
01:13:10,934 --> 01:13:14,020
where we can keep him out of court
and very likely a correctional facility.
1209
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:16,022
- Are you joking me?
- No.
1210
01:13:17,566 --> 01:13:19,484
Guard,
there's gotta be some way to fix this.
1211
01:13:19,484 --> 01:13:21,653
- You're all he's got.
- No, Flora, I'm done with him.
1212
01:13:21,653 --> 01:13:23,863
He's been robbing
since he's been in short trousers.
1213
01:13:23,863 --> 01:13:24,948
He's a waste of space.
1214
01:13:24,948 --> 01:13:28,285
There's a time when you run out of road,
and it's that time.
1215
01:13:28,994 --> 01:13:31,204
Like I said, I've tried everything.
1216
01:13:34,082 --> 01:13:35,417
And so have you, Flora.
1217
01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:36,501
Good luck, kid.
1218
01:13:38,795 --> 01:13:40,881
Lads, get that fella up
from the cell there.
1219
01:13:40,881 --> 01:13:42,757
I want him in Interview Two, yeah?
1220
01:13:45,927 --> 01:13:48,430
A fucking 400-euro synthesizer?
1221
01:13:48,430 --> 01:13:50,724
- I told you I needed the right gear.
- For what?
1222
01:13:51,224 --> 01:13:53,727
To rerecord that song. It sounded rubbish.
1223
01:13:54,477 --> 01:13:58,732
Who are you, fucking Drake?
It's just a bleeding song on your laptop.
1224
01:13:59,858 --> 01:14:01,401
Did you not send her your video?
1225
01:14:01,401 --> 01:14:05,238
Yeah, I did. She hated it.
She thought it was real creepy.
1226
01:14:05,947 --> 01:14:06,948
Well, fuck her then.
1227
01:14:07,741 --> 01:14:08,992
It's all your fault.
1228
01:14:08,992 --> 01:14:11,453
Getting me to stare
into the camera all intense.
1229
01:14:11,453 --> 01:14:14,664
In me shorts, like a weirdo.
She doesn't want to see that.
1230
01:14:14,664 --> 01:14:16,291
Oh, what does she want to see then?
1231
01:14:16,291 --> 01:14:17,542
You wouldn't understand.
1232
01:14:19,294 --> 01:14:20,420
I want to do it right.
1233
01:14:21,171 --> 01:14:24,925
Well, I'm sure she'll give you loads
of attention when you're behind bars.
1234
01:14:24,925 --> 01:14:26,259
Women love criminals.
1235
01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:30,305
Oh, for fuck's sake.
What movie are you in?
1236
01:14:30,805 --> 01:14:33,642
One without you in it.
I mean, what do you care?
1237
01:14:33,642 --> 01:14:35,310
You'll be in LA with your boyfriend.
1238
01:14:35,310 --> 01:14:36,728
He's not my boyfriend.
1239
01:14:37,896 --> 01:14:39,397
Anyway, how do you know about that?
1240
01:14:39,397 --> 01:14:40,982
We live in a fucking shoebox.
1241
01:14:41,691 --> 01:14:42,901
I'll be grand with that.
1242
01:14:42,901 --> 01:14:44,736
You know, just get out of me way, woman.
1243
01:14:46,029 --> 01:14:47,030
Gladly!
1244
01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:54,412
[Flora] I've just come
from his free legal aid lawyer.
1245
01:14:55,121 --> 01:14:57,582
They say he's defo gonna serve some time.
1246
01:14:57,582 --> 01:15:00,835
Little fucking bollocks.
He's been given so many chances.
1247
01:15:00,835 --> 01:15:04,005
I know.
Do you wanna let on we're still together?
1248
01:15:05,507 --> 01:15:08,385
When we stand up in court.
Judges like that.
1249
01:15:09,803 --> 01:15:10,804
Yeah.
1250
01:15:12,764 --> 01:15:16,726
Flora, look-- [sighs]
Those places get a bad rep,
1251
01:15:16,726 --> 01:15:19,771
but they're not what they used to be,
you know.
1252
01:15:19,771 --> 01:15:22,232
They're more like a school now
than a detention center.
1253
01:15:23,775 --> 01:15:28,446
They've got football pitches in them.
Art shit. Wi-Fi.
1254
01:15:29,322 --> 01:15:32,409
They're very fucking progressive,
you know.
1255
01:15:33,326 --> 01:15:34,828
It might be the best thing for him.
1256
01:15:35,328 --> 01:15:39,708
Just having to man up,
you know, look out for himself.
1257
01:15:40,458 --> 01:15:43,253
Make friends. Negotiate. People skills.
1258
01:15:43,253 --> 01:15:46,089
He's just been sitting around
on his hole doing nothing.
1259
01:15:46,715 --> 01:15:49,551
But this would give us
the time we were talking about.
1260
01:15:50,635 --> 01:15:54,347
For your dreams and my various projects.
1261
01:15:55,599 --> 01:15:58,393
We've been doing nothing
but parenting him for the last 14 years.
1262
01:15:59,311 --> 01:16:01,062
How's he gonna have any respect for us
1263
01:16:01,062 --> 01:16:02,898
if we're just waiting around on him
all the time?
1264
01:16:03,690 --> 01:16:05,025
He needs to know who I am.
1265
01:16:06,985 --> 01:16:08,820
And he needs to know who you are, Flora.
1266
01:16:10,322 --> 01:16:11,990
I'll see you in court on Tuesday.
1267
01:16:15,869 --> 01:16:16,870
This way.
1268
01:16:22,167 --> 01:16:24,169
Can you see me?
I don't think you fucking care.
1269
01:16:24,169 --> 01:16:25,545
Could you hurry up, please?
1270
01:16:25,545 --> 01:16:27,589
Thank you very fucking much for your time.
1271
01:16:27,589 --> 01:16:30,008
Treating us like criminals.
Following us out. Do you mind?
1272
01:16:30,008 --> 01:16:31,968
I'll tell you something.
She better not come in here...
1273
01:16:31,968 --> 01:16:33,053
[speaks indistinctly]
1274
01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:36,264
- Did you text him?
- Yeah, twice.
1275
01:16:37,432 --> 01:16:38,600
I'll text him again.
1276
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:41,102
Pick up your phone, you fucking asshole.
1277
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:42,687
This is the one thing you need to be at,
1278
01:16:42,687 --> 01:16:45,273
and you're sitting
on your arse playing video games.
1279
01:16:45,273 --> 01:16:47,525
I've been texting you all morning,
you fucking asshole.
1280
01:16:47,525 --> 01:16:48,610
Get over here.
1281
01:16:51,571 --> 01:16:53,406
[registrar] This case is now adjourned.
1282
01:16:56,868 --> 01:16:59,579
[registrar] Next case on the ballot
is the state versus...
1283
01:16:59,579 --> 01:17:02,332
[speaks indistinctly]
Can the defendant please step forward?
1284
01:17:36,241 --> 01:17:39,286
Next case on the ballot is Max Mulvey.
1285
01:17:42,622 --> 01:17:44,499
[judge] Any previous offenses?
1286
01:17:44,499 --> 01:17:45,959
[police officer] Six.
1287
01:17:48,879 --> 01:17:52,299
[lawyer] Max is an excellent student
when he applies himself.
1288
01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,510
There's been drug use
with both his parents.
1289
01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:59,639
His father is a musician,
uh, but the band split up
1290
01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:01,558
and he's-- he's struggled ever since.
1291
01:18:01,558 --> 01:18:06,313
His mother, uh... [stammers]
...has been holding down various jobs as a--
1292
01:18:06,313 --> 01:18:09,357
[stammers] a mother's helper.
Commutes an hour a day.
1293
01:18:10,317 --> 01:18:12,736
[stammers] He excels in-- in music--
1294
01:18:12,736 --> 01:18:14,654
[judge]
I presume you're the defendant's mother?
1295
01:18:14,654 --> 01:18:16,114
Yes, Judge.
1296
01:18:16,114 --> 01:18:18,575
Um, his father was supposed
to be here as well,
1297
01:18:18,575 --> 01:18:20,327
but he couldn't get out of work.
1298
01:18:20,327 --> 01:18:21,786
[judge] He lives with you both?
1299
01:18:21,786 --> 01:18:24,497
Yes, we both live with him.
Uh, at two houses.
1300
01:18:24,497 --> 01:18:27,375
- We both take care of him.
- [judge] I asked where Max lived.
1301
01:18:28,293 --> 01:18:30,587
Yes, Judge, uh, he lives with both of us.
1302
01:18:30,587 --> 01:18:33,924
But at two houses, mine and me husband's.
1303
01:18:35,592 --> 01:18:38,637
It seems to me a couple of months
in a strict supervision environment
1304
01:18:38,637 --> 01:18:41,932
might teach you to respect
the efforts your parents have made.
1305
01:18:43,266 --> 01:18:47,062
I'm going to impose
an eight-week sentence on you, Mr. Mulvey,
1306
01:18:47,062 --> 01:18:51,191
in a juvenile correctional facility,
and one year's probation.
1307
01:18:52,442 --> 01:18:53,944
I hope you learn your lesson in there,
1308
01:18:53,944 --> 01:18:56,363
and that I won't be seeing you again
in my courtroom.
1309
01:18:57,822 --> 01:18:59,616
- I don't care.
- [judge] Good man.
1310
01:18:59,616 --> 01:19:01,076
That's very harsh.
1311
01:19:02,953 --> 01:19:05,247
- Can I ask you a question?
- [judge] Go ahead.
1312
01:19:05,747 --> 01:19:06,915
Are you a mother?
1313
01:19:06,915 --> 01:19:09,209
- [judge] Completely irrelevant.
- Right.
1314
01:19:09,209 --> 01:19:12,420
[judge] But I believe if I weren't,
I would have imposed a harsher sentence.
1315
01:19:12,921 --> 01:19:14,506
If the shop owner has his gear back,
1316
01:19:14,506 --> 01:19:16,466
- what's the point in sending him in there?
- Madam--
1317
01:19:16,466 --> 01:19:18,552
I'll do whatever it takes
to figure this out.
1318
01:19:18,552 --> 01:19:19,928
[judge] And what would that be?
1319
01:19:20,845 --> 01:19:23,765
I have 500 euros put away.
I can give it to the shop owner.
1320
01:19:24,432 --> 01:19:27,310
And if he's satisfied with that,
then he might drop the charges.
1321
01:19:27,310 --> 01:19:31,147
Otherwise, what's the point in sending him
in there and breaking up me family?
1322
01:19:33,066 --> 01:19:34,401
Without him, I have nothing.
1323
01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,486
[judge] The owner isn't here.
1324
01:19:36,486 --> 01:19:38,863
And this is a legal matter,
not a financial one.
1325
01:19:39,447 --> 01:19:42,409
Max has been on the liaison program
for half his life.
1326
01:19:42,409 --> 01:19:46,037
I'd be making a mockery of it
if I didn't impose a custodial sentence.
1327
01:19:46,538 --> 01:19:49,291
But in the light of your efforts,
I'll reduce it.
1328
01:19:50,292 --> 01:19:52,794
Four weeks and a year's probation.
1329
01:20:00,844 --> 01:20:03,179
- [Max] You did brilliant.
- No, I didn't.
1330
01:20:04,806 --> 01:20:07,642
- I'll be grand in there.
- [Flora] No, you won't.
1331
01:20:08,435 --> 01:20:09,853
I will now, Ma.
1332
01:20:09,853 --> 01:20:13,148
[Flora crying]
1333
01:20:15,734 --> 01:20:16,902
Thanks, Ma.
1334
01:20:20,030 --> 01:20:21,114
Okay, Son.
1335
01:20:23,909 --> 01:20:25,076
You're okay.
1336
01:20:25,869 --> 01:20:27,829
[breathing shakily]
1337
01:20:34,502 --> 01:20:35,503
[sniffles]
1338
01:20:39,299 --> 01:20:41,509
So, I'm not coming to visit you.
1339
01:20:42,677 --> 01:20:45,430
When he gets out I might come,
but I'd have to bring him.
1340
01:20:47,098 --> 01:20:47,974
How annoying is he?
1341
01:20:49,100 --> 01:20:50,143
Very annoying.
1342
01:20:50,143 --> 01:20:52,229
Yeah. [chuckles]
1343
01:20:53,396 --> 01:20:55,941
Oh, shit. I'm not gonna be able
to play you my song.
1344
01:20:55,941 --> 01:20:57,275
Which song?
1345
01:20:57,275 --> 01:20:58,610
The song I wrote about you.
1346
01:20:59,236 --> 01:21:01,488
- You wrote a song about me?
- Yeah.
1347
01:21:02,572 --> 01:21:03,949
It's about, you know,
1348
01:21:03,949 --> 01:21:06,910
your soul and the time we've spent
and who you are.
1349
01:21:07,744 --> 01:21:08,745
What's it called?
1350
01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:12,332
- "Crazy Irish Bitch." [chuckles]
- [laughing]
1351
01:21:15,210 --> 01:21:17,379
I haven't written a new song
in a long time.
1352
01:21:18,004 --> 01:21:20,632
I just didn't feel like I had much
to write about in life,
1353
01:21:20,632 --> 01:21:24,177
but, uh, I did, I guess. So thanks.
1354
01:21:24,761 --> 01:21:25,762
You're welcome.
1355
01:21:27,055 --> 01:21:28,265
So I'm your muse?
1356
01:21:28,890 --> 01:21:29,891
Yeah.
1357
01:21:30,559 --> 01:21:33,144
Although nowadays you're supposed
to be offended by that, right?
1358
01:21:33,144 --> 01:21:36,106
Fuck that. Feels great. I wanna hear it.
1359
01:21:37,566 --> 01:21:38,775
I'll record it for you.
1360
01:21:45,907 --> 01:21:46,908
[sighs]
1361
01:22:01,590 --> 01:22:03,592
Hi, Judge. Do you have a second?
1362
01:22:04,092 --> 01:22:06,386
I'm the mad one
from court the other week. [chuckles]
1363
01:22:06,386 --> 01:22:08,179
I know who you are. What is it?
1364
01:22:08,179 --> 01:22:11,308
Would you just make one small change
to your sentence?
1365
01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:14,561
It's just a detail,
but you could help make it happen.
1366
01:22:14,561 --> 01:22:15,478
What is it?
1367
01:22:16,104 --> 01:22:18,106
Would you let him
bring his music stuff with him?
1368
01:22:18,607 --> 01:22:21,443
The info pack says
there's no personal items,
1369
01:22:21,443 --> 01:22:23,778
but he has his headphones
and a microphone.
1370
01:22:24,696 --> 01:22:27,574
I think it will be very good for him
to continue with his music,
1371
01:22:28,074 --> 01:22:30,118
especially with all this time
on his hands.
1372
01:22:30,619 --> 01:22:32,662
I don't see why I couldn't look into that.
1373
01:22:35,540 --> 01:22:38,293
[music beat playing]
1374
01:22:39,294 --> 01:22:42,297
- [drums beating]
- [guitar playing out of tune]
1375
01:22:42,297 --> 01:22:44,633
- That's the one you want?
- Yeah.
1376
01:22:44,633 --> 01:22:47,469
That's the one Keith has. It's class.
1377
01:22:47,469 --> 01:22:49,179
And that's a good microphone?
1378
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:52,891
Yeah, it's very good
for GarageBand and that.
1379
01:22:53,433 --> 01:22:54,809
It's an all-round good mic.
1380
01:23:05,445 --> 01:23:06,446
Thanks very much.
1381
01:23:10,033 --> 01:23:11,034
Little prick.
1382
01:23:21,002 --> 01:23:22,879
[inmate speaking indistinctly]
1383
01:23:26,383 --> 01:23:28,843
[electronic music playing through headset]
1384
01:23:31,846 --> 01:23:34,182
[Flora humming]
1385
01:23:35,183 --> 01:23:36,184
[guitar tune plays]
1386
01:23:47,988 --> 01:23:49,906
- [speaking indistinctly]
- [music rewinds]
1387
01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,954
[music playing through headset]
1388
01:24:10,468 --> 01:24:13,889
[Max] Here, Ma. Check this out
It's just a rough vocal.
1389
01:24:13,889 --> 01:24:15,807
[Max, through headset]
♪ Living in my life ♪
1390
01:24:17,642 --> 01:24:20,061
♪ Living in my hard life ♪
1391
01:24:21,229 --> 01:24:23,565
♪ Living in my life ♪ [vocalizes]
1392
01:24:26,359 --> 01:24:27,360
[laptop chimes]
1393
01:24:28,111 --> 01:24:30,196
[electronic music playing]
1394
01:24:35,785 --> 01:24:36,620
[chuckles]
1395
01:24:36,620 --> 01:24:39,789
...ready to take your order
whenever you're ready.
1396
01:24:56,681 --> 01:24:59,893
Sorry, you're telling me
that the day you did the very thing
1397
01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,728
that you got locked up for
1398
01:25:02,646 --> 01:25:04,814
- was the best day of your life?
- Yeah, hands down.
1399
01:25:05,315 --> 01:25:08,526
I felt like I was on fire meself.
I felt alive that day.
1400
01:25:09,402 --> 01:25:12,781
Well, the best day of my life
is the day I get out of this kip.
1401
01:25:12,781 --> 01:25:14,574
Yeah, but that's in the future.
1402
01:25:14,574 --> 01:25:15,951
I'm talking about up to now.
1403
01:25:16,534 --> 01:25:18,495
Well, I haven't had a good day, have I?
1404
01:25:21,039 --> 01:25:22,207
What about you, Max?
1405
01:25:22,707 --> 01:25:26,503
Best day of my life was the day
I made a video with me ma.
1406
01:25:27,045 --> 01:25:28,672
[therapist]
You made a video with your mother?
1407
01:25:28,672 --> 01:25:30,549
- Yeah.
- Well, can we see it?
1408
01:25:30,549 --> 01:25:32,050
- No.
- [therapist chuckles]
1409
01:25:32,050 --> 01:25:33,843
All right, but that's your day?
1410
01:25:34,886 --> 01:25:37,305
Yeah, that was a good day.
1411
01:26:48,793 --> 01:26:49,836
[sighs]
1412
01:26:52,380 --> 01:26:54,382
Okay, I'm gonna have
to park this thing properly.
1413
01:26:54,382 --> 01:26:57,177
So I'll see youse inside, all right?
Good luck.
1414
01:26:57,802 --> 01:26:59,763
- Get up with us.
- No, no.
1415
01:26:59,763 --> 01:27:00,764
- I'll be at the bar.
- Come on.
1416
01:27:00,764 --> 01:27:02,057
Come on. It'll be great.
1417
01:27:02,057 --> 01:27:04,726
Look, no offense, but I'm actually
a professional bass player,
1418
01:27:04,726 --> 01:27:07,979
so I'm not gonna be playing
some random amateur night. Thanks.
1419
01:27:07,979 --> 01:27:11,650
Hey, Da. You weren't at the court.
You have to do this.
1420
01:27:12,609 --> 01:27:15,153
[sighs] I don't even have me bass.
1421
01:27:15,153 --> 01:27:17,322
I packed it. It's in the back seat.
1422
01:27:17,822 --> 01:27:19,532
Oh, for fuck's sake.
1423
01:27:19,532 --> 01:27:21,826
You're not getting out of this one, Ian.
1424
01:27:21,826 --> 01:27:24,371
[performer] ♪ Strawberry moon ♪
1425
01:27:24,371 --> 01:27:28,792
♪ Oh, you shine down
You shine down on me ♪
1426
01:27:30,293 --> 01:27:34,047
♪ Another strawberry moon ♪
1427
01:27:46,142 --> 01:27:47,227
[music stops]
1428
01:27:47,227 --> 01:27:49,646
[cheering, applause]
1429
01:27:52,148 --> 01:27:54,234
- Give it up for Heart.
- [audience member 1] Yeah!
1430
01:27:54,943 --> 01:27:58,071
Amazing, isn't she?
Long career ahead of her.
1431
01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:01,950
Now, next up we have "Flora and Son."
1432
01:28:01,950 --> 01:28:03,952
Is that the name of the band? Yeah.
1433
01:28:03,952 --> 01:28:06,413
- Flora and Son.
- [cheering, applause]
1434
01:28:09,332 --> 01:28:11,710
That's a lot of gear.
Yeah, man, all right.
1435
01:28:16,715 --> 01:28:18,550
- [Flora] Hey, Jeff.
- [Max] Watch this.
1436
01:28:25,265 --> 01:28:28,101
- Are you not gonna be roasting in that?
- Shut up, no. I'll be grand.
1437
01:28:28,101 --> 01:28:29,603
[clears throat]
1438
01:28:30,312 --> 01:28:34,190
Hiya. Um, this is Jeff.
1439
01:28:34,190 --> 01:28:36,651
He's in LA. Say hello, Jeff.
1440
01:28:36,651 --> 01:28:39,779
- Hello, Dublin.
- [audience clamors]
1441
01:28:39,779 --> 01:28:41,489
Always wanted to say that.
1442
01:28:41,489 --> 01:28:44,326
And, um, this is Ian on bass.
1443
01:28:45,076 --> 01:28:47,746
And Max, me son, on keyboards.
1444
01:28:47,746 --> 01:28:52,417
Um, we wrote this song together.
Jeff helped. And Ian, sorta.
1445
01:28:53,001 --> 01:28:57,255
Um, but, uh, we thought we'd, uh, try it
live for you, if-if-if that's all right.
1446
01:28:58,256 --> 01:29:01,009
- [audience cheers]
- Okay. I've never done this before.
1447
01:29:01,009 --> 01:29:03,220
I've had diarrhea all week
leading up to this.
1448
01:29:03,220 --> 01:29:04,554
[Jeff] Don't be nervous.
1449
01:29:04,554 --> 01:29:06,473
It's easy for you to say.
This is a Dublin crowd.
1450
01:29:06,473 --> 01:29:08,850
- They'll savage me if I fuck it up.
- [audience chuckling]
1451
01:29:08,850 --> 01:29:10,060
Okay, you ready?
1452
01:29:11,102 --> 01:29:13,188
One, two, three, four.
1453
01:29:13,188 --> 01:29:14,940
[piano tune playing]
1454
01:29:27,911 --> 01:29:34,292
♪ I've been bruised and broken
I've been torn in fucking two ♪
1455
01:29:35,585 --> 01:29:38,713
♪ I've been working and running ♪
1456
01:29:39,673 --> 01:29:42,217
♪ Then I have to run home to you ♪
1457
01:29:43,426 --> 01:29:47,138
♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪
1458
01:29:47,681 --> 01:29:50,183
♪ And you're not living in mine ♪
1459
01:29:50,892 --> 01:29:54,312
♪ We've been getting it wrong forever ♪
1460
01:29:55,272 --> 01:29:57,941
♪ We'll get it right this time ♪
1461
01:29:57,941 --> 01:30:00,694
♪ And live in the high life ♪
1462
01:30:10,370 --> 01:30:13,373
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
1463
01:30:13,999 --> 01:30:17,669
♪ You're a thief
You're a shit thief ♪
1464
01:30:18,378 --> 01:30:20,714
♪ You're always getting caught ♪
1465
01:30:21,673 --> 01:30:25,135
♪ I'm a bitch
But I'm your bitch ♪
1466
01:30:26,011 --> 01:30:28,096
♪ And I'm all you've fucking got ♪
1467
01:30:29,556 --> 01:30:33,101
♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪
1468
01:30:33,727 --> 01:30:36,229
♪ And you're not living in mine ♪
1469
01:30:37,105 --> 01:30:40,567
♪ We all get what we've been given ♪
1470
01:30:41,192 --> 01:30:43,612
♪ But we're not gonna give up tryin' ♪
1471
01:30:44,279 --> 01:30:46,406
♪ To live in the high life ♪
1472
01:30:48,325 --> 01:30:51,202
♪ Living in our high life ♪
1473
01:30:51,912 --> 01:30:54,414
♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1474
01:30:56,124 --> 01:30:59,169
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1475
01:30:59,878 --> 01:31:01,922
♪ Living the high life ♪
1476
01:31:03,757 --> 01:31:06,468
♪ Living in our high life ♪
1477
01:31:07,385 --> 01:31:09,763
♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1478
01:31:11,389 --> 01:31:14,768
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1479
01:31:19,606 --> 01:31:23,068
♪ This song's a love song ♪
1480
01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:24,986
It's not an apology.
1481
01:31:26,947 --> 01:31:30,367
♪ But sometimes I hate you ♪
1482
01:31:31,326 --> 01:31:33,787
♪ Reminding me of me ♪
1483
01:31:35,413 --> 01:31:37,540
♪ Woman, guess we're cut
From the same cloth ♪
1484
01:31:37,540 --> 01:31:39,668
♪ Fourteen years in the same block ♪
1485
01:31:39,668 --> 01:31:41,044
♪ Nine long months in your belly ♪
1486
01:31:41,044 --> 01:31:43,296
♪ Down to the Coombe
And I still wasn't ready ♪
1487
01:31:43,296 --> 01:31:45,090
♪ Three days late I arrived at the party ♪
1488
01:31:45,090 --> 01:31:47,175
♪ Smile on me face
You're welcome, me hearty ♪
1489
01:31:47,175 --> 01:31:48,927
♪ Back to the gaff in the Liberties ♪
1490
01:31:48,927 --> 01:31:50,804
♪ Christening party
Up with the knees ♪
1491
01:31:50,804 --> 01:31:53,181
♪ Girl, we are cut from the same cloth ♪
1492
01:31:53,181 --> 01:31:55,141
♪ All you feel, I feel the same loss ♪
1493
01:31:55,141 --> 01:31:58,270
♪ I see your eyes in the mirror
Saint, angel, devil, sinner ♪
1494
01:31:58,853 --> 01:32:00,522
♪ Still laughin' at life
With our fists up ♪
1495
01:32:00,522 --> 01:32:02,482
♪ Still getting our tea
Down the chip shop ♪
1496
01:32:02,482 --> 01:32:04,693
♪ Still tough
Tongues sharp as a flick-knife ♪
1497
01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:06,486
♪ Still here, still living the high life ♪
1498
01:32:06,486 --> 01:32:09,489
♪ And I'm not living in your life ♪
1499
01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:12,117
♪ And you're not living in mine ♪
1500
01:32:13,201 --> 01:32:16,830
♪ And this song's for all you mothers ♪
1501
01:32:17,581 --> 01:32:20,750
- ♪ We're all gonna be just fine ♪
- [cheering]
1502
01:32:24,337 --> 01:32:26,464
♪ We're living the high life ♪
1503
01:32:28,008 --> 01:32:30,969
♪ Living in our high life ♪
1504
01:32:32,053 --> 01:32:34,139
♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1505
01:32:36,016 --> 01:32:39,769
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1506
01:32:39,769 --> 01:32:43,732
- ♪ We're living the high life ♪
- [Jeff] ♪ Living the high life ♪
1507
01:32:43,732 --> 01:32:47,611
- ♪ Living in our high life ♪
- ♪ Living in our... ♪
1508
01:32:47,611 --> 01:32:51,406
- ♪ We're up on the high life ♪
- ♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1509
01:32:51,406 --> 01:32:54,409
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1510
01:32:55,285 --> 01:32:57,287
♪ Living the high life ♪
1511
01:32:57,287 --> 01:32:59,164
[Flora] Living the high life! Whoo!
1512
01:32:59,164 --> 01:33:01,499
- ♪ Living in our high life ♪
- [Flora chuckles]
1513
01:33:02,709 --> 01:33:05,170
- ♪ We're up on the high life ♪
- [Flora] Max!
1514
01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,924
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1515
01:33:08,924 --> 01:33:10,759
[Flora]
And it's a fine night to feel alive!
1516
01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:14,346
- ♪ Living the high life ♪
- [Max] Top of the world, Ma. [laughs]
1517
01:33:14,346 --> 01:33:16,890
♪ Living in our high life ♪
1518
01:33:18,099 --> 01:33:20,185
♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1519
01:33:22,145 --> 01:33:25,232
♪ And it's a fine night to feel alive ♪
1520
01:33:26,066 --> 01:33:27,984
♪ Living the high life ♪
1521
01:33:29,945 --> 01:33:31,821
♪ Living the high life ♪
1522
01:33:33,448 --> 01:33:35,700
♪ We're up on the high life ♪
1523
01:33:37,410 --> 01:33:39,621
[scattered applause]
1524
01:33:41,081 --> 01:33:43,124
[audience member] You're fucking shite.
1525
01:33:45,418 --> 01:33:47,504
[item slides over microphone]
1526
01:33:49,047 --> 01:33:52,717
[light amplifier feedback]
1527
01:33:52,717 --> 01:33:54,135
[recorder clicks]
1528
01:33:56,221 --> 01:34:00,725
{\an8}[Jeff] Hey. So here's
that song I was telling you about,
1529
01:34:00,725 --> 01:34:04,646
{\an8}that I wanted to play for you
when you got here. [chuckles]
1530
01:34:05,605 --> 01:34:07,524
Uh, but I guess I'll play it now.
1531
01:34:08,525 --> 01:34:09,943
[clicks tongue, inhales deeply]
1532
01:34:14,364 --> 01:34:16,658
[guitar playing]
1533
01:34:17,617 --> 01:34:20,161
[Jeff] ♪ If I said purple ♪
1534
01:34:21,162 --> 01:34:23,331
♪ You'd say red ♪
1535
01:34:24,457 --> 01:34:30,422
♪ With your brown hair tumbling
Like an unmade bed ♪
1536
01:34:31,381 --> 01:34:34,384
♪ Then we'd both die laughing ♪
1537
01:34:34,384 --> 01:34:38,054
♪ At something I said ♪
1538
01:34:39,806 --> 01:34:43,351
♪ Talking to you ♪
1539
01:34:46,021 --> 01:34:48,440
♪ I find my point ♪
1540
01:34:49,357 --> 01:34:51,735
♪ And you lose your shit ♪
1541
01:34:52,694 --> 01:34:55,780
♪ There's just so much broken ♪
1542
01:34:55,780 --> 01:34:59,034
♪ That the words can't fix ♪
1543
01:34:59,826 --> 01:35:02,621
♪ And the dawn is breaking ♪
1544
01:35:02,621 --> 01:35:05,957
♪ But I just can't quit ♪
1545
01:35:07,959 --> 01:35:11,046
♪ Talking to you ♪
1546
01:35:13,381 --> 01:35:15,884
♪ I've seen a Jesus ♪
1547
01:35:15,884 --> 01:35:20,472
♪ Roller skating down Sunset ♪
1548
01:35:20,972 --> 01:35:24,434
♪ Watched a ballet of sprinklers ♪
1549
01:35:24,434 --> 01:35:25,769
♪ In the rain ♪
1550
01:35:27,812 --> 01:35:31,358
♪ But I know I'd go crazy ♪
1551
01:35:31,358 --> 01:35:34,653
♪ If I couldn't get ♪
1552
01:35:36,196 --> 01:35:39,866
♪ To talk to you again ♪
1553
01:35:42,118 --> 01:35:44,371
♪ So if God takes me ♪
1554
01:35:45,872 --> 01:35:48,291
♪ And leaves you here ♪
1555
01:35:49,167 --> 01:35:52,712
♪ I want no black limousines ♪
1556
01:35:52,712 --> 01:35:55,298
♪ And no sad tears ♪
1557
01:35:56,508 --> 01:35:59,719
♪ 'Cause I'll still be hanging around ♪
1558
01:35:59,719 --> 01:36:02,389
♪ The atmosphere ♪
1559
01:36:04,599 --> 01:36:08,061
♪ Talking to you ♪
1560
01:36:10,146 --> 01:36:13,316
♪ And no words or music ♪
1561
01:36:13,316 --> 01:36:17,112
♪ Can come even near ♪
1562
01:36:18,530 --> 01:36:22,367
♪ To talking to you ♪