1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:00,360 of Have You 2 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:00,440 of Have You Been 3 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:04,600 (SINGS OFF-KEY NOTE) 4 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:07,320 Arrgh! 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:20,280 Oh! 6 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:22,840 Yes! 7 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:24,000 Oh! 8 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:39,920 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,200 I'm Tom Gleeson, and once a week I disrobe my cloak, 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:45,880 descend from my lair and loudly squawk... 12 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:47,360 (SQUAWKS) 13 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:51,240 ..upon which a team of minions assemble around me 14 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,920 and we make a ripsnorter of a TV show. 15 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,720 And when does that weekly time arrive? 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,440 That time is now. (SQUAWKS) 17 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:02,480 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 18 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,120 Competing for my affection are five comedians 19 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,800 I've been nourishing with grains and nuts 20 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:10,440 chewed in my own mouth and spat into theirs. 21 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:13,520 They are Anne Edmonds, 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,400 Jenny Tian, 23 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,440 Josh Thomas, 24 00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:19,720 Lloyd Langford 25 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:20,960 and Wil Anderson. 26 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 27 00:01:22,840 --> 00:01:28,160 And next to me, the man who went to Questacon for schoolies. 28 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,480 It's Tom Cashman. 29 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,360 What's our prize task, please? 31 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,280 Our prize task tonight, an object they should adapt into a movie. 32 00:01:39,280 --> 00:01:41,720 Alright, why not give the multi-billion-dollar 33 00:01:41,720 --> 00:01:43,960 streaming industry a few freebies? 34 00:01:43,960 --> 00:01:45,920 Josh, what have you brought in? 35 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,240 I brought in this little duck. 36 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,280 Um, a boy that came to my show 37 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,320 gave it to the sound technician to give to me. 38 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:55,920 I don't really know why he thought I wanted the little duck, 39 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,360 but I thought it was really sweet that he gave me the little duck. 40 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:00,520 And I just thought he'd be really excited right now 41 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:02,920 to see his little duck on the telly. 42 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:05,360 It's not an exact reaction to the prompt, 43 00:02:05,360 --> 00:02:07,320 but you sort of...it's filmic. 44 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:10,360 OK. You're essentially wanting to make a film about a tiny duck 45 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:13,200 just because you forgot to say thanks. 46 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,560 This is for one person, this bit. 47 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,200 It's for one person. 48 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:20,360 I've made one person's day, and I feel OK about it. 49 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:23,360 I agree with Josh, I think that that could carry a film. 50 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,120 (LAUGHTER) 51 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,240 Yeah. It's a shame it didn't carry this segment more. 52 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:30,760 (LAUGHTER) 53 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:32,440 Uh, Lloyd, what did you bring in? 54 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:37,040 I have brought in a bedside table. 55 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,480 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 56 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:42,400 That's not it. 57 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,920 A bedside table built by Jesus Christ. 58 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,880 (LAUGHTER) 59 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,800 I have it on good authority 60 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:55,400 that before he got mixed up in all that other stuff, 61 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:59,040 he made this table. 62 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:01,800 And, so, I thought you could follow... 63 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,440 Like, you'd start off with Jesus - 64 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:06,600 you know, young Jesus, teen Jesus, um... 65 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,600 Teen Jesus? Teen Jesus, yeah. 66 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:10,400 Making the table, 67 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,560 and then you'd follow the table from 2,000 years ago 68 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:17,920 through all the different owners and their lives as well. 69 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,960 (LAUGHTER) 70 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,400 It's just a bit tough because Jesus made the table, 71 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:24,480 and that feels like a real big peak. 72 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,640 And then what? 73 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,080 (LAUGHTER) 74 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:28,880 Just a minute, like, that's the opening scene, 75 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,440 that's like if Titanic sank in the first scene. 76 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,400 And then it's just shots of the ocean. 77 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:37,280 (LAUGHS) 78 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:42,280 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 79 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,600 Uh, Anne? 80 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,360 Yeah, so, my film is kind of like a Western, 81 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:48,720 and the main character is this. 82 00:03:48,720 --> 00:03:49,840 That's a Nokia. 83 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,840 Like, it used to be top dog in town, 84 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:55,800 and it's, like, gone away, 85 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,920 and now it's back to avenge, like, take the iPhone out 86 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,640 and reinstate itself as, like, the top dog in town. 87 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:04,920 Yeah. It's a film called Nokia. 88 00:04:04,920 --> 00:04:07,560 Yeah, it's just, "Nokia. He's back." 89 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,640 (MAKES REPEATED BEEPING NOISES) 90 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,080 Wil, what did you bring in? 91 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:15,320 For a big movie, you've got to leverage off some pre-existing IP, 92 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,120 that's what you've got to do in these modern-day times 93 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:18,320 to get a movie made. 94 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,680 So I kept it pretty simple - Barbie. 95 00:04:20,680 --> 00:04:23,560 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 96 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,520 Now... OK. 97 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:30,120 ..I know you hate a pun, and this has not been good for me, 98 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,520 and none of these prize tasks have gone well, 99 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,600 so I thought I had to go an extra step, 100 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:38,240 so I literally paid to get a movie poster commissioned 101 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:41,200 to show you what the movie would look like. 102 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:48,320 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 103 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,040 So, this movie re-establishes the patriarchy. 104 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,000 (LAUGHTER) 105 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:55,800 See... I'm into it! I love it! 106 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,240 We're back! 107 00:04:58,280 --> 00:05:00,840 What a great film. Jenny? 108 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:02,520 I was thinking about, like, all the things 109 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,040 that get adapted these days, 110 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:07,040 comic books are very popular, and a lot of them are featuring 111 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,160 a lot of different types of representation at the moment. 112 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,280 But there's still one type of representation 113 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:12,600 that I've never seen on screen, 114 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:15,160 so what I've brought in is my own comic book 115 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,600 that I've made myself using Microsoft Paint, 116 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,920 it is Eczema Girl. 117 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:24,160 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 118 00:05:24,160 --> 00:05:27,640 Is this based on you? Yes. (LAUGHS) 119 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,920 There was once a girl with eczema, 120 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,720 and she wished every day for her eczema to disappear 121 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:38,360 until she realised it gave her the power of scratching dry surfaces. 122 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:42,680 One day her town is invaded by a big, moist villain, 123 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:46,080 Gom Tleeson, and she's scared by his wetness. 124 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,240 He's so undefeatable. 125 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:49,640 And just when all hope is lost, 126 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:52,280 she remembers he has a dry sense of humour. 127 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,440 (LAUGHTER) 128 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:58,040 And she defeats him with one big scratch, 129 00:05:58,040 --> 00:05:59,680 and everyone cheers. 130 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,080 (LOUD CHEERING) 131 00:06:02,080 --> 00:06:05,160 That looks like the storyboards for one of Wil's shit sketches. 132 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,760 Oh, mate, I would dream of that. 133 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:11,360 (LAUGHTER) 134 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:13,200 Oh, well, I'd better hand out some scores. 135 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,080 Yep. Oh, there's a lot there to play with. 136 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,800 I'm not sure I could watch 2,000 years of 137 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:19,600 just a book being put down on a bedside table, 138 00:06:19,600 --> 00:06:21,200 so one point to Lloyd. 139 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,200 I'm going to say two points for the tiny duck. 140 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:24,400 You can't make a whole film about it 141 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:26,440 just because Josh didn't say thank you. 142 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,560 I'm so happy with that. 143 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,640 And then I'll give three points to Jenny. 144 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:31,400 OK. I did like the concept. 145 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:33,200 Anne, four points. 'Cause, you know, 146 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,600 if there's a film about Tetris, you can have a film about Nokia. 147 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,960 But five points for Wil because we've re-established the patriarchy. 148 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 149 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,760 I'll take it. 150 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:47,640 All the good work done in the Barbie film has been undone. 151 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,080 Alright, I'm itching for a task. 152 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,000 Uh, not as much as Jenny is, but let's do it all the same. 153 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,080 OK, it's time to see it be up and down with some up or down. 154 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:09,400 Hey, Jenny. 155 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:11,160 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) Hi, Lloyd. 156 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:12,440 How are you? I'm OK. 157 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,240 That's good. Well, this is fun. 158 00:07:15,240 --> 00:07:16,920 You think? I don't know! 159 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:18,480 Oh, there's the task. Yeah. 160 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:24,320 "Make this balloon hover between the flags the longest." 161 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,400 Already I don't understand it, so that's a good start. 162 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:29,040 "In eight minutes, the crane will release the balloon." 163 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,280 "After the balloon is released, you may not touch it." 164 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,360 "Before the balloon is released, 165 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:35,840 "you may not remove it from the crane." 166 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,600 "Your attempt is over once the balloon floats above the flags..." 167 00:07:38,600 --> 00:07:40,720 "Or sinks below the lower flags." 168 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:45,080 "Longest balloon hover between the flags wins." 169 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,920 "Your time starts now." 170 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:49,520 "Make this balloon hover between the flags." 171 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:52,840 What does that mean? Oh, there's... (LAUGHS) 172 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:58,080 OK, so, we have to make the balloon float 173 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:00,040 without going up or down, pretty much. 174 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:01,600 Well, this one seems pretty straightforward. 175 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,720 Yeah. Should we get into it? 176 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:05,400 Our first two hover crafters are Josh and Lloyd. 177 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,520 So, it just needs to hover? So, we want to keep it down? 178 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:10,720 The only way to really do that is to weigh it down. 179 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,400 But if you weigh it down too much, it'll just fall. 180 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,680 Mm. 181 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,480 OK, let's see what happens to the balloon now. 182 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:22,360 See, it's still just floating straight up. 183 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,040 We don't want that. We want it to dip. 184 00:08:28,680 --> 00:08:29,720 This is fun. 185 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:31,800 Oh, this is fun. I like this, actually. 186 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:38,920 That's still floating. 187 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:44,680 I think two and a quarter marshmallows adhered to 188 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:47,960 the skin of the balloon will keep it in between the flags. 189 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,960 OK. You're happy with that? 190 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,320 Yeah, I'm happy to release. 191 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:53,520 Anything you'd like to do in the next four minutes. 192 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,000 Yeah. Eat some goddamn marshmallows. 193 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,800 You'd better believe I'm going to start cranking my hog 194 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,240 if that stays in between the flags. 195 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:06,720 That's what this is for, right? 196 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:08,720 How much now? 12 seconds. 197 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,400 Oh, that's quite soon. Yeah. 198 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:11,640 Any last words? 199 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:14,080 Come on. 200 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:19,440 Well, it's attached to the claw, but the balloon isn't, 201 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,680 so I feel like I'm winning in a really big way. 202 00:09:21,680 --> 00:09:23,000 Oh. 203 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,400 No, that's not good at all. 204 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:31,160 (BLOWS WHISTLE) That wasn't good at all. 205 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:37,880 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 206 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,960 Hmm. That could have went better. 207 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,480 Josh, do you feel better, having seen Lloyd's effort? 208 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:50,760 I watched that and I thought I need to learn to believe in myself 209 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:55,680 because sometimes things aren't as terrible as Lloyd. 210 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,520 (LAUGHTER) 211 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,080 Welcome to MY life. 212 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,520 So, Lloyd, you went with 2.5 marshmallows. 213 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,480 If you had your time back, how many would you put on? 214 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,400 Well, I went with 2.25. Oh. 215 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:12,320 But 2.5 sounds good. 216 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,840 There are lots of tasks on this series 217 00:10:14,840 --> 00:10:17,600 where I think, I'm so glad that's over, 218 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:21,840 and I never, ever would like to think about it ever again. 219 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,000 I'd be well up for doing that for a full day. 220 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,480 (LAUGHTER) 221 00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:32,000 Josh's balloon remained within the flags for 17.06 seconds. 222 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,480 That's ages! Well done. That's great. 223 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:36,000 That's ages! 224 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,320 Lloyd's balloon stayed between the flags for 1.24 seconds. 225 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,120 (LAUGHS) 226 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,480 Hey, you at home watching - yeah, you - 227 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,480 sorry, but you've got a big chunk of food in your teeth. 228 00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,280 It's spinach or something. It's gross. 229 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:54,360 We'll take a break, and you go and get a toothpick, 230 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,120 and we'll see you after this. 231 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,040 Oh, welcome back to Taskmaster. 232 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,840 We've just been doing a bit of television business stuff. 233 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,360 All perfectly normal. 234 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,560 Uh, fill them in, please, Clap Man. 235 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,520 Our contestants have eight minutes to do whatever they want 236 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:22,320 to a helium balloon before it is released by the claw. 237 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,280 They have to make it stay between the flags 238 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:25,320 for as long as possible. 239 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,800 So far, Josh has managed to make it hover for 17 seconds, 240 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,840 and Lloyd also did the task. 241 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,920 (LAUGHTER) 242 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:36,640 Next up, it's him and her trying to Hindenbur...g. 243 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,520 Here's Anne and Wil. 244 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,240 I mean, obviously, the temptation is to suck the helium out of it 245 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,920 and just talk like a chipmunk. 246 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,040 Obviously. But I won't do that. 247 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:50,000 If it was being held between two things, would you consider 248 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,640 that hovering, or would it be being held between two things? 249 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,200 Do you think that would be hovering? 250 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:56,720 I don't know. What's the definition of a hover? 251 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,120 Up to the Taskmaster, I guess. Oh, THAT guy. 252 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,400 Do you know what I mean? 253 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,800 How many minutes do I have left, Tom? 254 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,880 Two minutes left. 255 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:11,080 I'm just going to load this up, I think, with a bit more. 256 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,640 Or maybe not. Maybe that will balance out the rise. 257 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,640 20 seconds. 258 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,680 I'm going to tape this. 259 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680 Oh, (BLEEP)! 260 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,560 That's it, Tom. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 261 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,640 Boo. 262 00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,400 Oh, it's hovering. 263 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,080 (LAUGHS) 264 00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,760 I win. It's hovering. 265 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,440 You feel good about this? I feel really good. 266 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,560 You've locked into quite an effective strategy here. 267 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,320 This is some of the best hovering I've seen. 268 00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,200 I feel... Can I touch it? No. 269 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,120 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Right. 270 00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,920 "Before the balloon is released, you may not remove it from the crane." 271 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,720 Now, did I remove it from the crane? Yeah. 272 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,080 Let's do what we're all here to do. 273 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,040 (INHALES GAS) 274 00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,720 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) What a great task. 275 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,160 I absolutely loved it. 276 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,240 And I think it's one of your... I think it's one of the best ones 277 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240 in the show so far. 278 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,760 Would you agree with that, Tom? 279 00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,360 I'm really being mocked by the fact 280 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,160 that how well this is hovering in front of me. 281 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,800 This is some of the greatest hovering of all time, 282 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,000 and I'm going to get nothing for this. 283 00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,040 I should be winning. Look at this. 284 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,880 It's perfect. 285 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,520 Thanks, Wil. 286 00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,280 (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Do you think I won that one? 287 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,760 You don't think I won that one? 288 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,240 You disqualified yourself. 289 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,760 Well, thanks so much for having me. Oh, wonderful, marshmallows. 290 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,400 It's a flavour sensation. 291 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,040 Is this still the helium? I don't think so. 292 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,080 OK, so, after Tom releases the balloon, 293 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,280 you may not touch the balloon. 294 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 295 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,960 So, why did you touch the balloon? 296 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,320 I just keep, like, undercutting myself, don't I? 297 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,320 Like, I actually do a good job and then go, 298 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,920 "Oh, let me see if I can wreck it." 299 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,280 (LAUGHTER) 300 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,840 Can I say a theory? Yes. 301 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,440 I think you wanted to talk like a chipmunk. 302 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,320 I did. I can't... 303 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,240 Like, perhaps consider for a moment 304 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,520 that I am a comedian and there's a helium balloon. 305 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,960 Like, I know we're on a show and it's a competition, 306 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,040 but, at the end of the day, I'm very like, honest 307 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,160 to my craft and... 308 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,560 (LAUGHTER) 309 00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,280 ..I have to do the comedy that's in front of me. 310 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,480 So, before the balloon is released, you may not remove it from the crane. 311 00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,280 So what actually happened? I didn't really see. 312 00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,320 It came out when I was... 313 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,840 Fiddling. ..fiddling with it. 314 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,880 And then you got to see just how beautifully it hovered 315 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,960 after you failed. 316 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:39,120 It was honestly the best thing I did in the entire show. 317 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,240 I mean, normally if you're disqualified from something, 318 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,440 you just leave in shame. 319 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,880 But I couldn't look away from how well I'd done. 320 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,640 It was, like, perfectly weighted. 321 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,400 It was in the middle. It's probably still there. 322 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,360 OK, one floater left. 323 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,640 Will she sink or swim or stay in the lab 324 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,240 and do the task well or poorly? 325 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,760 It's Jenny Tian. 326 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,680 So, this might be a really dumb question, 327 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,200 but can't I just, like, tie the string 328 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,360 to, like, a chair or something, 329 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,760 and that would still count as hovering? 330 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,440 All the information you need is in the task. 331 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,640 Now, I've just gotta not mess this up. 332 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,480 I'm feeling quite good about this. 333 00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,840 What are you thinking? 334 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,560 I'm thinking I'm really, really quite smart. 335 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,880 Oh, really? Yeah. 336 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,720 Maybe this task is too simple. 337 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,800 Well, that's looking pretty good to me. 338 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,040 Alright, do you want some marshmallow? 339 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,320 Do you like the pink ones better or the white ones better? 340 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,360 They're the same to me. 341 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,800 But, like, it's got a flavour. Marshmallow. 342 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,080 Marshmallow is not a flavour, it's an object. 343 00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,720 You don't think these taste the same? 344 00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,240 I do. 345 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,840 I mean, sorry, wait. 346 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,160 You think these taste the same? 347 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,920 How are you failing as you're succeeding? 348 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,640 This is your best task yet. 349 00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,440 Soak it in. 350 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,240 So, Jenny, you showed a genuine moment of out-of-the-box thinking 351 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,560 followed by, "Marshmallow's not a flavour, it's an object." 352 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,120 I mean, I'm not going to lie, 353 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,480 I just thought this task was so easy. 354 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,680 I was like, this isn't going to air because it's so easy, 355 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:32,760 everyone's obviously figured this out because it's so easy. 356 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,400 I was like, there's got to be more to it. 357 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,160 So then, yeah, I just started, um, offering Tom marshmallows 358 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,920 and doing other things because, frankly, 359 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,320 I got bored waiting for it as well. 360 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,680 It also does explain why Jenny came into my dressing-room 361 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,960 the other night and said, "Do you think there's a difference between 362 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,800 "pink marshmallows and white marshmallows?" 363 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,120 (LAUGHTER) 364 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,480 Well, what are the scores? 365 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,080 Well, we left Jenny's balloon there overnight. 366 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680 It was hovering for 18 hours and 21 minutes. 367 00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 368 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,520 So, what are the points for the task? 369 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,440 Well, Wil and Anne were DQ'd, so they get zero. 370 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,760 Lloyd gets three, Josh four, 371 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,400 and Jenny takes the task with five points! 372 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,880 Yes! 373 00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,520 Alright, and what about the episode scores so far? 374 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,800 Well, with all the buoyancy of a beautiful red balloon, 375 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,480 Jenny has floated to the top with eight points. 376 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,400 (CHEERING) 377 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:26,240 OK, give me another of your little goodies there, boy. 378 00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,120 It's our final team task of the season. 379 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,400 Hello. Hi. 380 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200 Oh. What do you think about this choice? 381 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,360 You look different. Let's have Tom... 382 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,040 Let's have Tom have a look. 383 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,440 Ooh! He looks dumb. 384 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,880 Oh, my God, it's a working camera. 385 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,640 And it's... It's already recording. 386 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,920 WIL: Oh. Oh. OK. 387 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,840 This is fun. 388 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:05,520 "Create an authentic and heart-warming family home video." 389 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,760 "Create an authentic and dysfunctional family home video." 390 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,040 "You must film the video on this camera." 391 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,960 "Most authentic family wins." 392 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,360 "You have 30 minutes. 393 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,760 "Your time starts now. 394 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,560 We need to be, like, a family unit. 395 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,920 The three of us. Yeah. 396 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,840 "Dysfunctional family" is the key word here. 397 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,640 Someone flies back from overseas for a family reunion. 398 00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,280 They were fighting in the military. 399 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,040 Oh. Whoa. And, um... 400 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,320 I think Mummy's got a secret. 401 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,680 (BOTH LAUGH) 402 00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,040 OK, Mummy's got a secret. 403 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,880 (APPLAUSE) 404 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,480 Anne, you've set up some genuine intrigue with "Mummy's got a secret." 405 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,800 (LAUGHTER) 406 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,080 Did you, when they read the task, 407 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,440 and they read theirs first and it said "heart-warming family", 408 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,040 did you think me and you had both (BLEEP)... 409 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,440 Yes. Yeah, I heard... 410 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,880 Reading problems. I thought they read it, 411 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,960 I thought, "Oh, no, me and Anne did dysfunctional." 412 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,400 Just to be clear, we want a heart-warming family story, 413 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,600 and that's what we're going to get from the Discount Wiggles. 414 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,040 And we're also going to get a dysfunctional family story 415 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,680 from the Premium Economy Hooley Dooleys. 416 00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,160 But what I'm judging you by is how authentic they are. 417 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,320 Who's up first? 418 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,920 Let's begin with our heart-warming family. 419 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,440 Here's mother Jenny, father Wil, and their beloved child, Lloyd. 420 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 421 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,880 JENNY: Another Christmas without... 422 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,600 Bloody Christmas day, love. Bloody merry bloody Christmas. 423 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,120 It's been years and years since we've seen our son, Lloyd. 424 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,080 I just, I miss him so much, darling. 425 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,600 I don't know what my life is without him. 426 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,480 Admit it, darl, he's probably... He's probably dead. 427 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,720 Oh, no! He's probably bloody dead. 428 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,080 Oh! 429 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,440 I didn't even get to hug him at all once in our entire lives. 430 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,240 I never... You don't bloody hug boys, love. 431 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,560 I've always told you this. 432 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,840 You feed him bloody meatballs and turnips 433 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,840 and they grow up to be proper bloody men. 434 00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,800 You know, I don't know where you are in the world, my son. 435 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,200 I just...I miss you so dearly, and...and I just...I just... 436 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040 I wish you were home and I wish I could give you a hug. 437 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,120 (SOBS) 438 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,240 Darling, do you want to record a message for Lloyd as well? 439 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,960 Oh, no, I don't bloody want to record a bloody message for Lloyd. 440 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,240 My darling, you have to... Mum. 441 00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,440 I don't. Dad. 442 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,960 Private Lloyd reporting for family reunion Christmas. 443 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,640 (CRIES) Oh! Could it be? 444 00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040 (APPLAUSE) Son! 445 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,080 Is it you? 446 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,480 Oh, my God! 447 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,920 Oh, goodness. Oh, oh... 448 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,040 Mum! 449 00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,080 Oh, son. Son. 450 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,520 I'm making bloody Christmas meatballs and turnips. 451 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,400 That's your bloody favourite, son. 452 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,560 It's my favourite, and you've made it, and I feel... 453 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,000 I feel so emotional. 454 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,680 I've been overseas on top-secret duties for so long. 455 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,520 What have you been doing? What? 456 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,600 Well, I can't tell you everything. 457 00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,000 Tell us! 458 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,640 Some of it is classified. Tell us what you've been doing! 459 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,680 I want you tell us anything. Tell us. 460 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,320 But you know Osama bin Laden? Yeah. 461 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320 Of course. 462 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,280 (LAUGHTER) 463 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,720 Oh, you did that... That was all me. 464 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,480 You ended... I was... 465 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,680 I was part of the...the Seal team. 466 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,440 Oh, my God! You? 467 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,840 Our boy Lloy... Yeah. 468 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840 My boy. 469 00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,840 I could not be more proud of my son. 470 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,400 Keep it under your hat, though, 'cause it's, like...not... 471 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,440 It's classified. Oh, my goodness. 472 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,840 Son. Son. (EMOTIONAL MUSIC) 473 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,640 I am so... (SNIFFS) 474 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,440 Come here. 475 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,960 I'm so proud of you. Ahhhh! 476 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,080 I'm so proud of you. My son! 477 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,880 We couldn't have hoped for a better person to kill Osama bin Laden. 478 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,120 That's the first time Dad has touched me not in violence. 479 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,280 (LAUGHTER) Oh! 480 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,480 Oh. 481 00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,560 (APPLAUSE) 482 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,280 Lloyd, why did you want to make the story heart-warming 483 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280 by evoking the memory of 9/11 484 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280 by mentioning... (LAUGHTER) 485 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,840 ..mentioning Osama bin Laden? 486 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,760 Was it necessary to drag that into a comedy show? 487 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,000 The narrative was the father and the son. 488 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,320 They'd never hugged. That was the story. 489 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,400 So we were going to have this authentic Christmas reunion. 490 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,920 They were going to hug for the first time. 491 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,160 And Lloyd just thought the thing that might spur that hug would be 492 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,040 finding out that your son had murdered Osama bin Laden. 493 00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,600 (LAUGHTER) 494 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,960 The hug that your character, Wil, gave Lloyd, 495 00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,720 is that the hug that you would like to receive from your own father? 496 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,120 Yes, yes. And that's why it was so authentic, Tom. 497 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,000 What do you think he might be thinking? He's probably watching now. 498 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,920 He's not. (LAUGHTER) 499 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,800 So, Jenny, did you find it hard, 500 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,280 because you make a lot of videos on TikTok... 501 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,080 Was it difficult making something that long and in landscape mode? 502 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,760 (LAUGHTER) 503 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,560 I was, like, I was, like, seeing it. 504 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,680 And then I saw the red button and then the graininess. 505 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,680 And I was like, "Oh, my God, 506 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400 "it looks exactly like one of those TikTok filters." 507 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,520 (LAUGHS) (APPLAUSE) 508 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,760 Alright, time for a short break. 509 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,160 Go give your boy a hug, would ya? It's not that hard. See you soon. 510 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,920 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 511 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,680 where we've all been having a little itch on Jenny's eczema. 512 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,120 (LAUGHTER) 513 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,680 What else is happening? 514 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,600 We're watching authentic family videos. 515 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,560 So far, we've seen a heart-warming tribute to a soldier's return 516 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,160 after slaying Osama bin Laden. 517 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,200 Next up, it's the dysfunctional family. 518 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,520 It's mother Anne and her only son, Josh. 519 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 520 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,960 The thing is... 521 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,640 It's just give me two more days and we can run away together. 522 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,080 I know you're my boss. 523 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,360 And also my son's best friend's father, but I love you. 524 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,200 I can't stay with Bruce. I can't. 525 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,480 That time him and Josh auditioned for Australian Idol was... 526 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,120 ..the worst day of my life. 527 00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,480 The humiliation. I've never recovered. 528 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,160 JOSH: What? Mum? 529 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,760 Oh, here she goes. Look at her. Look at her. Look at her. 530 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,240 Josh, sweetie! Tell him what you said. 531 00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,760 No. 532 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,000 Australian Idol. You were wonderful. 533 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 You were the best one there. 534 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,120 I don't know why they didn't put you through, Josh. 535 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,200 It's gonna go viral. Yeah. 536 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,120 (WHISPERS) Bitch. Give me the camera, sweetheart. 537 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,320 No. 538 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,400 Give Mummy the camera. No. 539 00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,320 Give Mummy the camera! (EXCLAIMS) 540 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,360 Give Mummy the camera! Give Mummy the camera! 541 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,800 Give Mummy the camera! 542 00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,400 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) (BOTH SCREAM) 543 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,040 Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah! 544 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,680 Ah! Ahhhh! 545 00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,880 Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 546 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,160 My Joshy! 547 00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,680 (SOBS) 548 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,600 I've killed my only son. 549 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,840 I'd go to a million Australian Idol auditions 550 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,560 if I could just have my boy back. 551 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,920 Ah! Ah! 552 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,640 (WAILS) 553 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 554 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,920 (ANNE LAUGHS) 555 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,600 (LAUGHS) 556 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,480 (LAUGHTER) 557 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,880 It's just a lot to take in. 558 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,440 I like the Blair Witch vibes. I think they're very good. 559 00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,320 So what was Mummy's little secret? 560 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,280 Was that that you actually think your son was not a good singer? 561 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,720 The murder? Or the affair? 562 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,520 The affair was the main secret. 563 00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,480 But, yes, that also, I think, he's not a good singer. 564 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,760 And then obviously, yes, I've killed him. 565 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,960 Wait, you think that the affair is a worse secret than murdering me? 566 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,040 Australia's sweetheart? 567 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,440 (LAUGHTER) 568 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,360 Yes. Yeah. 569 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,840 What do you think about my tactic of 570 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,680 mostly just putting Anne Edmonds in it? 571 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,960 Oh, less Josh is always more enjoyable for me. 572 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,280 I thought the performance, Anne, was very authentic. 573 00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,160 Thank you. I have wanted to kill people before. 574 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,560 (LAUGHS) 575 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,680 Feels like you didn't need to go too deep to find that emotion. 576 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,240 No, yeah, I've definitely got a violent streak and, um... 577 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,960 (LAUGHS) ..and I like to get it out. 578 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,920 It was fun. I really enjoyed doing that. Yeah. 579 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,680 So I have to give out some scores. You do. 580 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,800 Uh, it's pretty easy. 581 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800 I mean, I just love the chaotic energy of the... 582 00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,400 ..of the Premium Economy Hooley Dooleys. 583 00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,160 I believed in Anne's performance. 584 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,280 Ah... 585 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,960 Are you saying you don't think I could kill Osama bin Laden? 586 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,520 (LAUGHTER) 587 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,720 No, well, I think the hug at the end was very authentic, 588 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,760 but that was mostly due to the empty hole 589 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,240 in the middle of Wil Anderson's body that you're trying to fill. 590 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,440 Well, you could fill it with some points. 591 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,520 (LAUGHTER) 592 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,560 (APPLAUSE) 593 00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,640 I must say, they were very close. 594 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,840 I think they were both great films. 595 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,600 So it's going to be five, five, four, four, four. 596 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,960 ANNE: Lovely. 597 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Very close. 598 00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,320 OK, let's have another task. 599 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,800 OK. For this next one, we're off to the pub. 600 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,840 Or as I once heard the Taskmaster refer to it under his breath, 601 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,600 home. 602 00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,560 JOSH: Hello. 603 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640 Hi, Josh. 604 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,960 Ooh, what we got here, then? 605 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,560 Hi, Anne. Hello. 606 00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,120 Is that an accent? Yep. 607 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,560 Cockney British, I think. 608 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,200 What have we got here, then? A few chips and a bit of a beer. 609 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,920 Mm-hm. Wow. 610 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,360 "Win the pub quiz. 611 00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,680 "Tom will ask ten questions. 612 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,680 "You must write down each answer on your whiteboard... 613 00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,920 "Within 30 seconds of Tom asking. "No phones. 614 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,400 "Your time starts when Tom asks his first question." 615 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,840 It's a bit warmer than I'd like, but that's OK. 616 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,120 Bit colder than I like, so you know what? 617 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,560 We've found a happy medium between. 618 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,240 Ask away, my friend. 619 00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 620 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,200 Alright, well, win a pub quiz. Sounds pretty easy. 621 00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,320 I guess... Oh, actually... Was Lloyd missing? 622 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,280 I didn't see Lloyd. Didn't see Lloyd in that one. 623 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,840 Maybe it would help to see the task that Lloyd was given. 624 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,400 (LAUGHS) 625 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,720 "Write the pub quiz for the other comedians. 626 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,000 "Your quiz must have ten questions. 627 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,520 "Your quiz questions may not include any contestant's name. 628 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,120 "Tom will give your quiz to the other four contestants. 629 00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,520 "Wil Anderson must win the quiz. 630 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,840 "Jenny Tian must come second. 631 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,760 "Josh Thomas must come third. 632 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,160 "Anne Edmonds must lose the quiz." 633 00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,120 I mean, that would be straightforward. 634 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,800 "If they end up in that order, 635 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,720 "you will get five points and they will get zero. 636 00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,080 "If they come in any other order, 637 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,680 "they will get three points and you will get zero. 638 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,720 "You have ten minutes. Your time starts now. 639 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 640 00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,120 So they all have to win the quiz in that order? 641 00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360 Yep. Uh, and then Lloyd will get five. 642 00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,360 But if it's in any other order, the others get three. 643 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,840 And Lloyd gets nothing. 644 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,560 So it's all or nothing with this particular order for Lloyd. 645 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,960 I feel like this task is impossible for me to win. 646 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,440 Not knowing Jenny very well at all, 647 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,880 and not knowing Josh well at all, 648 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,840 and, like, not knowing Anne that well... 649 00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,560 Like, I... (LAUGHTER) 650 00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,640 OK, well, I think we just need to see this one. 651 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,360 Answering quiz questions as written by Lloyd Langford, 652 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,400 here are Wil, Jenny, Josh and Anne. 653 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,480 Ready for your first question? 654 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,600 Yes. Yes, Tom. 655 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,040 Which instrument did Miles Davis play? 656 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,960 I'm going to go with piano. OK. 657 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,480 Trumpet. 658 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,920 Anne wouldn't know that? I don't reckon. 659 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,120 Sax. 660 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,440 Wil Anderson must win the quiz. 661 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,840 What did he know about? 662 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,120 I know where he lives. 663 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,400 Question two. What day of the week is the Mullumbimby market on? 664 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,080 What is that? 665 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,280 There's some Saturday markets as well, but mostly it's on a Friday. 666 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,280 Oh, he knows Tom Gleeson, though, right? 667 00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,000 What is Tom Gleeson's wife's name? 668 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,520 I've met her. 669 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,840 This is going to be so rude. 670 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,840 Ellie. I hope that's right. 671 00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,000 I really like her. I can see her face. 672 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,200 I can see her. She's a really nice person. 673 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,760 What an awful question. 674 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,800 What is Tom Gleeson's waist size? 675 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,040 Because we all know about clothes? They're mates, right? 676 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,240 You try on each other's trousers messing around. 677 00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,480 So I'm going to say he's a 34-inch waist. 678 00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,640 OK. 679 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,920 Trim. 680 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:31,400 Right. Who was the most streamed artist on Spotify in 2023? 681 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,600 I can't simultaneously come up with a question 682 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,080 that Wil is going to know... 683 00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,760 Taylor Swift. ..Anne isn't... 684 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,000 Shake it up. 685 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,080 ..Jenny sort of does... 686 00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,320 Taylor Swift. 687 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,400 ..and Josh might. Taylor Swift? 688 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,520 In what decade was the Sydney Opera House built? 689 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,080 1920s. 690 00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,240 Who directed The Godfather? 691 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,400 Francis Ford Coppola. 692 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,120 I know something, see? 693 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000 What are the ingredients of a Moscow mule? 694 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,800 Vodka, ginger beer, and lime. 695 00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,640 What did Steve Jobs die of? 696 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,040 Anne wouldn't have a clue. 697 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,640 Pancreatic cancer. 698 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,760 Disease. 699 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,240 I got one question left, right. 700 00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,080 We'll make it an interesting one. 701 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,800 On 9/11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit? 702 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,080 Pentagon? They hit the Pentagon. 703 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,320 Google it. There was definitely one that wasn't hit. 704 00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,720 They got it. 705 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,600 Oh, they did, yeah. Fair play. 706 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,200 (BLOWS WHISTLE) Your time's run out. 707 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,760 It's too wishy washy a question, isn't it? 708 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,040 You can't change it now. 709 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,200 Final question. On 9/11, which of the planned... 710 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,120 Are you sure? On 9/11... 711 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,960 No, no. Babe, babe, I'm gonna stop you right there. 712 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,000 We don't need to do this. 713 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,480 On 9/11, which of the planned targets wasn't hit? 714 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,040 Did you come up with this? 715 00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,600 If I was planning to take down America, 716 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,160 it would have been the White House. 717 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,200 So I'm gonna say, President Bush. 718 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,560 Stop judging me. I can see you judging me. 719 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,880 It's a man. 720 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,240 What could really shake America up, you know, at that time. 721 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,840 They got him with a plane? 722 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,960 But they didn't. They didn't. They didn't get him. 723 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,200 (LAUGHS) 724 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,600 Thank you, Tom. 725 00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 726 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,000 That's the hardest thing to do. 727 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,840 Lloyd, why do you keep dragging 9/11 into this comedy show? 728 00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,120 You keep dragging that misery right into the centre 729 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,560 of this light-hearted show. 730 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,800 Tell me the theories you're always saying at home. 731 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,200 (LAUGHTER) 732 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,280 (APPLAUSE) 733 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,960 I wish I could say that those last two tasks were filmed close together 734 00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,400 and it was just in my mind. 735 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,160 But that isn't true. 736 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,680 (LAUGHTER) 737 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,640 But what I love is, like, 738 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,920 finally, the revelation of what the theme of the questions was. 739 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,080 Yeah, yeah. Because on the day I was like, 740 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,040 "Who came up with these questions?" 741 00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,080 (LAUGHTER) 742 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,520 What moron... 743 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,600 So did Lloyd achieve his goal? 744 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,360 No. I know I didn't. 745 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,560 OK. (LAUGHTER) 746 00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,120 So just a reminder of the rankings we're looking for? 747 00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,680 So we were looking for Wil to win, Jenny to come second, 748 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680 Josh to come third, and Anne to come fourth. 749 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,480 Lloyd, back yourself. Like ISIS. 750 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,440 (LAUGHTER) 751 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,080 OK, so what order did they actually get? 752 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,320 Jenny got two questions correct. 753 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,480 Wil and Anne both got four questions correct. 754 00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,240 And Josh was the winner of the quiz, with five points. 755 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Well done, Josh. 756 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,960 So what are the scores? 757 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,680 So, Lloyd was unsuccessful. 758 00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,520 So that means three points for Anne, Jenny, Josh, and Wil. 759 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) That was so hard. 760 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,120 That's so hard. Alright, time for some ads. 761 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,720 See if you can guess how many times 762 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,040 Anne tries to casually drop my wife's actual name into conversation 763 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,200 over the next five minutes. 764 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,360 (LAUGHS) See you back here soon. 765 00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,480 Love you, Ellie! 766 00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,720 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 767 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,600 and we're nearly at the end of our penultimate episode of season two. 768 00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,360 And I still won't let this joker next to me look me in the eye. 769 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,960 Nor should you. 770 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,640 Call us academics, because we're about to engage in a peer review. 771 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,720 Hi, Jenny. Hey, Tom. 772 00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,360 Ooh. Hello. 773 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,000 Hi, Lloyd. Hello. 774 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,240 What are you doing in the... lurking around the corridor? 775 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,760 I think there's something in your locker. 776 00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,360 Oh, no. 777 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,120 I didn't even know I had a locker here. 778 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,240 Oh! God! 779 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,840 (LAUGHTER) 780 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,280 Was that supposed to be scary? 781 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,400 Ew! That's a bit wrong, isn't it? 782 00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,400 "Make a surprising appearance. 783 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640 "Most surprising appearance wins. 784 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,960 "You have until the studio record of episode nine. 785 00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,360 "Your time starts...now." 786 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,440 Where? Up to you. 787 00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,160 What? 788 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,120 You mean I've got, like, days? 789 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,560 OK. Weeks. 790 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,080 Something to think about. Yeah. 791 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,560 Thanks, Lloyd. Thank you. 792 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 793 00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,680 Jenny, I think it's a special skill 794 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,600 to be confused by such a simple task. 795 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,280 (LAUGHS) 796 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,000 But is it that simple? I don't think it was... 797 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,840 Wait. Surely other people were confused. 798 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,880 No. We just... 799 00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,360 No. OK. That's... 800 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,360 We literally just watched footage of all of them not being confused. 801 00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360 Even me. 802 00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,920 It was just a bit of humble homework, wasn't it? 803 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,280 A bit of a homework task? That's right. 804 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,760 It's up to them where or when they appear 805 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,520 and how they capture that appearance. 806 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,520 OK. Who's first? 807 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,640 He may be a catch, but can he catch us off guard? It's Josh Thomas. 808 00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,440 I could do it to Anne when she does this challenge. 809 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,320 I could be in there. 810 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,800 Could you fit in there? 811 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,600 It doesn't feel good. 812 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,400 Hi, Anne. ANNE: Hi, Tom. 813 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,760 What are you doing in the... lurking around the corridor? 814 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,600 Something in your locker right here. Ooh! 815 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,320 What is it? 816 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,880 Ew! That's a bit wrong, isn't it? 817 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,680 Is that surprising? It was a bit. 818 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,560 But did you expect me to have more of a reaction than that? 819 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560 Maybe. 820 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,120 Do you want me to do it again? It's OK. 821 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,760 No, no. Ahhh! 822 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,320 Not doing it again. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 823 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,920 Whoa! 824 00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,840 (LAUGHS) 825 00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,120 That was good. 826 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,440 Really terrified me. 827 00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 828 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,560 That was very good. That was great. 829 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,320 And, um, I, uh... My finger was bleeding. 830 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,600 I showed you after. 831 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,560 I was in the locker looking. I was holding the door. 832 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,240 And my...I was watching blood come out of my finger. 833 00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,120 And then she said, should I do it again? 834 00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,520 And I thought, I'm not going to make it. 835 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,640 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 836 00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,240 I think it was a very effective surprise. 837 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,680 I was very surprised that you could fit in there. 838 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,120 Yeah. They're very small lockers. 839 00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,800 I mean, it got a great result, though. 840 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,640 You must be happy with that. I'm happy. Yeah. 841 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,200 It's a good, nice, solid start. 842 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,240 (APPLAUSE) Good. Very good. 843 00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,600 Another, please. 844 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,520 Hopefully she doesn't knock her own socks off 845 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,560 because not wearing socks can exacerbate eczema. 846 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,240 It's Jenny Tian. 847 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,680 OK, so I am currently dressed as Lloyd Langford, 848 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,160 so I'm currently in an Edmonds Field outfit 849 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,400 and I'm Welsh and I'm gonna give him a surprise appearance. 850 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,080 I am currently in Josh Thomas's outfit 851 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,560 and I'm going to surprise him. 852 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,360 I am now in Wil Anderson's outfit, and I'm going to surprise him. 853 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,120 He's eaten, like, half the marshmallows in this. 854 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,360 Ahh! No way! Why! 855 00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360 (GASPS) 856 00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,920 Boo! Oh! 857 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,040 Boo! Oh! Oh! 858 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,920 (BOTH SQUEAL, LAUGH) 859 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,200 (ALL EXCLAIM IN SLOW MOTION) 860 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,680 Oh, hello. How are you? (LAUGHS) 861 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680 Oh... (LAUGHS) 862 00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,960 (LAUGHS) 863 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000 Why are you dressed like me? 864 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,040 You look good in that. (LAUGHS) 865 00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,520 That's very naughty. 866 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,920 Are you in my outfit? 867 00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880 Jenny, where did you get it from? 868 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,240 You're a psycho. Get out of here! 869 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,360 Oh, this is for the TikTok. 870 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,320 No, it's for episode nine. 871 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,760 Surprise appearance. 872 00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,480 Oh, it's for the show! 873 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,120 (APPLAUSE) 874 00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,320 Did it feel good to finally film something properly? 875 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,040 (LAUGHS) 876 00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,280 Feel like you're back to normal now? 877 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,040 Yeah, 100%. Yes. 878 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040 OK, well, I think that was pretty effective. 879 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,560 Um, got some great frights there. Who's next? 880 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,840 Will she take us aback or bring herself to the front? 881 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320 It's Anne Edmonds. 882 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,480 The human behaviour expert says it's one of the biggest signs 883 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,560 you're micro cheating on your partner. 884 00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,640 She says hiding interactions with a colleague is also a red flag 885 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,400 because it can erode trust in your personal relationships. 886 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,560 This behaviour expert obviously never been asked 887 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,680 for an after-work drink. 888 00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,000 That's what's happened here. 889 00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,880 So the extra froth on my latte, that means nothing? 890 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,960 Oh, wow, no, that's just... 891 00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,840 That's from the barista. I think that's got... 892 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,800 You might be having a micro relationship with the barista. 893 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800 (LAUGHS) 894 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,920 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 895 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,760 I must admit, for a while there I was thinking, 896 00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,480 "Why are you making me watch The Project?" 897 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,040 (LAUGHS) 898 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,720 It's a wonderful show on this very network. 899 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,040 Um, no, um... 900 00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,000 (LAUGHTER) 901 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,840 Wait, did that go to air? 902 00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,280 Yeah. Did people see it on when it went live to air? 903 00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,920 I don't think so. We missed it. 904 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,720 Nobody messaged you or anything? No. Just... That's... 905 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,520 (LAUGHS) 906 00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,480 Might give you an idea of ratings. (LAUGHS) 907 00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,680 OK. One more. 908 00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,000 Will this stunner have a shocker or will he stun and shock us? 909 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,320 It's Lloyd Langford. 910 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,560 (DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS) 911 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,840 (HORN HONKS) Hey! 912 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,520 (LAUGHTER) (HORN HONKS) 913 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,320 (HORN HONKS) 914 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,120 (LAUGHTER) 915 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,040 (DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS) 916 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 917 00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,080 (LAUGHS) 918 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,320 So that was at the Adelaide Fringe. 919 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,120 And I just come off stage. 920 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,840 You gave me a bit of a fright. 921 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,480 I'd been crouched down in that box 922 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,000 that I found out was full of mouse shit... 923 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,480 (LAUGHTER) 924 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,880 ..with an air horn and a wig on. 925 00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,480 And then Tommy Little was backstage and was like, "Take your shirt off." 926 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200 (LAUGHTER) 927 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,360 And I was like... 928 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,440 Which, by the way, is what Tommy Little says to everyone backstage. 929 00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,200 (LAUGHTER) 930 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,600 It's a bit tricky for me. 931 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,760 Now it's hard to judge because for me, that was a visceral reaction. 932 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,840 I thought I was about to die. 933 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,760 I thought someone was going to jump up and like, stab me. 934 00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,560 And just as I was dying, just whispering to me... 935 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,120 (WHISPERS) .."You're not Greg Davies." 936 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,000 (LAUGHTER) 937 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,040 You're not. Oh, I've been killed by a nerd! 938 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,760 What's Reddit going to think? 939 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,560 (LAUGHTER) 940 00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160 OK, well, we've got one more surprising appearance 941 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,320 still to come, 942 00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,400 but who will it be? 943 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,760 I can't think of something that would be easier to deduce. 944 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,000 (LAUGHTER) 945 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,120 Come back after these advertisements to find out. 946 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,920 Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 947 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920 Lesser Tom, catch the people up. 948 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,440 Our comedians had more than a month to make a surprising appearance. 949 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,400 So far, Josh climbed out of a locker, Anne went on The Project, 950 00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,640 Jenny did some TikTokky stuff, 951 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,320 and Lloyd got in a dumpster. 952 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,680 (LAUGHTER) 953 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,920 We have one last comedian left, 954 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,840 and when we asked him before the show 955 00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,640 where his surprising appearance footage was, 956 00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,800 he said he'd already sent it and we just needed to take a closer look. 957 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,320 So let's take a closer look. 958 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,840 Here is Wil Anderson. 959 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,120 (DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS) 960 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,720 (LAUGHTER) 961 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,680 (HORN HONKS) 962 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,480 (HORN HONKS) (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 963 00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,440 I could be in there. 964 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,920 Could you fit in there? 965 00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,160 ANNE: Boo! Oh. 966 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,480 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 967 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,520 So how did you...how did you get yourself into all those positions? 968 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,440 Well, Jenny's surprise to me only happened today, 969 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,760 so luckily I was already in that one. 970 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,200 Oh. Oh. (LAUGHTER) 971 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,040 So your justification was you were in that one. 972 00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,480 Yeah, that was fine, so... 973 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,040 But the rest of them was a lot of planning. 974 00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,360 One of them I had to travel back in time for. 975 00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,480 (LAUGHTER) 976 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,880 Well, I have to score these, don't I? 977 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,360 You do. Most surprising wins. OK. 978 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,240 Well, I found Josh's the least surprising. 979 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,000 Just because he jumped out of a locker 980 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,240 he was standing at when you handed out the task. 981 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,240 Yeah. 982 00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,520 Two points to Lloyd because I didn't find watching it surprising 983 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,040 because I knew what was going to happen. 984 00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,880 (LAUGHTER) 985 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,440 (APPLAUSE) 986 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,920 I was like, "Here we go." 987 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,120 Uh, Anne's going to get three points. It was very surprising. 988 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,160 Um, but the fact that I keep watching The Project 989 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,200 was even more surprising. 990 00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,360 Four points to Jenny. 991 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,160 Mostly because it's going to be a great TikTok video 992 00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,640 that's going to go viral and put this show on the map. 993 00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,880 (LAUGHTER) 994 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,600 But five points to Wil Anderson because I was genuinely surprised 995 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,680 at the effort he went to. 996 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 997 00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,640 OK. Now how are those episode scores going? 998 00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,480 Continuing to appear at the top, it's Jenny in the lead on 19 points. 999 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1000 00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,120 Alright. Get up on that stage for our final task of the show. 1001 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1002 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,480 Alright. We've got some thongs and some barbecues. 1003 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,960 This looks like some good old ocker fun. 1004 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,560 Who's reading the task? 1005 00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,200 Lloyd, if I could ask you to read this. 1006 00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,920 Toss the most thongs with the tongs onto your barbecue. 1007 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,200 If at any point a golden thong is tossed with tongs 1008 00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,000 on to another barbecue, 1009 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,520 all the thongs on that barbecue will be cleared. 1010 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,600 If you touch a thong with your hand at any point, you are disqualified. 1011 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,480 All tossing must be done from your spot, 1012 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,320 and you may not move your spot or your barbecue, 1013 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,280 especially you, Anne. 1014 00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,040 Most thongs remaining on a barbecue after 150 seconds wins. 1015 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,920 Your time starts now. (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1016 00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,960 Oh. 1017 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,680 Ohhhhh!!!!! 1018 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,560 Wait. Wait. 1019 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,600 Wait. What? 1020 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,960 (CHEERING) 1021 00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,840 Can I get my...? Can I get these from here? 1022 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,680 Can I get these? 1023 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,240 Yes, yes. 1024 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,120 AUDIENCE: Oh. 1025 00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:50,720 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 1026 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,360 Josh has been disqualified. Why? What? 1027 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,280 You're touching them with your hands. 1028 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,440 I thought we weren't allowed to touch them when we threw them. 1029 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,400 30 seconds remaining. 1030 00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,880 Ten, 1031 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,440 nine, 1032 00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,040 eight, seven, 1033 00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,600 six, five, 1034 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,000 four, 1035 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,640 three, two, 1036 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,720 one. 1037 00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,040 (BLOWS WHISTLE) (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1038 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,880 Alright, time for a break. 1039 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080 We'll see you soon with the final scores. 1040 00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,720 Welcome back. Did you miss us? 1041 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,120 Alright, squire, what's happening? 1042 00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,720 Well, we were just throwing some thongs with some tongs 1043 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,120 on to some barbecues, 1044 00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,000 and we're about to find out how each of our contestants did. OK. 1045 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,040 We know how one of our contestants did. 1046 00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,000 AUDIENCE: Oh. Thanks, guys. Thank you. 1047 00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,120 OK, so how many thongs were thrown? 1048 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,240 So, I can confirm Josh had 16 thongs, 1049 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,320 but he touched way more, so that's irrelevant. 1050 00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,840 Wil had five thongs on his barbecue, 1051 00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:12,840 Anne, Lloyd and Jenny all had nine thongs on their barbecue. 1052 00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,160 Wow. 1053 00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,160 Which means they each get five points. 1054 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,200 Wil gets two and zero for Josh. 1055 00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,960 But what does that mean if we don't know our episode winner? Tell us. 1056 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,200 Turning Wil into ill by picking up the W this episode, 1057 00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,160 it's Jenny Tian on 24 points. 1058 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Right. 1059 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,880 Congratulations, Jenny. 1060 00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:38,120 Go back up on stage and get ready to appear excited to get your crap. 1061 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,920 But what does that do to our scores overall for the whole season? 1062 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,760 Well, Josh, Jenny and Wil are trailing, 1063 00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,000 but out in front there's going to be an interesting ride home. 1064 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,320 Lloyd is on 142 points. Anne is out in front with 144. 1065 00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,440 Oooh! 1066 00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,600 OK. 1067 00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,080 That's it for our second-to-last episode of our season 1068 00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,720 where, as always, we have learned some things. 1069 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,200 We learnt Mummy's secret, and it was a doozy. 1070 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920 Lloyd has zero remorse 1071 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,520 when it comes to getting a laugh out of a historical tragedy. 1072 00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,160 (LAUGHTER) 1073 00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,840 But most of all, we learnt that Jenny was the winner of our episode. 1074 00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,400 Join us again next week for our final episode. Good night. 1075 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,480 Whoo-hoo! 1076 00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:37,040 Welcome to the grand finale of Taskmaster Australia season two. 1077 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,240 By the end of this show, we will have a series champion. 1078 00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,920 You don't even have a dad. 1079 00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,960 I'm not going to hurt you. I'm working so hard. 1080 00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,080 Is he Swedish? 1081 00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,320 LLOYD: I feel despondent. 1082 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,760 I've got to go big. There we go. 1083 00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,120 Arrgh!