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of Have You
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of Have You Been
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(SINGS OFF-KEY NOTE)
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Arrgh!
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Oh!
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Yes!
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Oh!
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster.
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I'm Tom Gleeson, and once a week
I disrobe my cloak,
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descend from my lair
and loudly squawk...
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(SQUAWKS)
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..upon which a team of minions
assemble around me
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and we make a ripsnorter of
a TV show.
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And when does that
weekly time arrive?
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That time is now. (SQUAWKS)
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Competing for my affection
are five comedians
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I've been nourishing
with grains and nuts
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chewed in my own mouth
and spat into theirs.
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They are Anne Edmonds,
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Jenny Tian,
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Josh Thomas,
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Lloyd Langford
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and Wil Anderson.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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And next to me, the man who went
to Questacon for schoolies.
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It's Tom Cashman.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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What's our prize task, please?
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Our prize task tonight, an object
they should adapt into a movie.
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Alright, why not give the
multi-billion-dollar
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streaming industry a few freebies?
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Josh, what have you brought in?
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I brought in this little duck.
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Um, a boy that came to my show
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gave it to the sound technician
to give to me.
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I don't really know why he thought
I wanted the little duck,
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but I thought it was really sweet
that he gave me the little duck.
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And I just thought he'd be
really excited right now
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to see his little duck on the telly.
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It's not an exact reaction
to the prompt,
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but you sort of...it's filmic.
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OK. You're essentially wanting
to make a film about a tiny duck
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just because you forgot
to say thanks.
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This is for one person, this bit.
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It's for one person.
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I've made one person's day,
and I feel OK about it.
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I agree with Josh, I think
that that could carry a film.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Yeah. It's a shame it didn't
carry this segment more.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Uh, Lloyd, what did you bring in?
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I have brought in a bedside table.
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(SCATTERED LAUGHTER)
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That's not it.
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A bedside table
built by Jesus Christ.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I have it on good authority
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that before he got mixed up
in all that other stuff,
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he made this table.
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And, so, I thought
you could follow...
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Like, you'd start off with Jesus -
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you know, young Jesus,
teen Jesus, um...
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Teen Jesus?
Teen Jesus, yeah.
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Making the table,
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and then you'd follow
the table from 2,000 years ago
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through all the different owners
and their lives as well.
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(LAUGHTER)
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It's just a bit tough
because Jesus made the table,
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and that feels like a real big peak.
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And then what?
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(LAUGHTER)
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Just a minute, like,
that's the opening scene,
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that's like if Titanic sank
in the first scene.
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And then it's just
shots of the ocean.
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(LAUGHS)
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Uh, Anne?
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Yeah, so, my film is
kind of like a Western,
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and the main character is this.
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That's a Nokia.
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Like, it used to be top dog in town,
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and it's, like, gone away,
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and now it's back to avenge,
like, take the iPhone out
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and reinstate itself as,
like, the top dog in town.
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Yeah. It's a film called Nokia.
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Yeah, it's just, "Nokia. He's back."
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(MAKES REPEATED BEEPING NOISES)
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Wil, what did you bring in?
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For a big movie, you've got to
leverage off some pre-existing IP,
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that's what you've got to do
in these modern-day times
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to get a movie made.
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So I kept it pretty simple - Barbie.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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Now...
OK.
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..I know you hate a pun,
and this has not been good for me,
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and none of these prize tasks
have gone well,
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so I thought I had to go
an extra step,
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so I literally paid to get
a movie poster commissioned
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to show you what the movie
would look like.
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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
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So, this movie re-establishes
the patriarchy.
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(LAUGHTER)
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See...
I'm into it! I love it!
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We're back!
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What a great film. Jenny?
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I was thinking about,
like, all the things
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that get adapted these days,
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comic books are very popular,
and a lot of them are featuring
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a lot of different types of
representation at the moment.
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But there's still one type
of representation
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that I've never seen on screen,
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so what I've brought in
is my own comic book
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that I've made myself
using Microsoft Paint,
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it is Eczema Girl.
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(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)
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Is this based on you?
Yes. (LAUGHS)
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There was once a girl with eczema,
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and she wished every day
for her eczema to disappear
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until she realised it gave her the
power of scratching dry surfaces.
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One day her town is invaded
by a big, moist villain,
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Gom Tleeson, and she's
scared by his wetness.
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He's so undefeatable.
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And just when all hope is lost,
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she remembers he has
a dry sense of humour.
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(LAUGHTER)
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And she defeats him
with one big scratch,
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and everyone cheers.
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(LOUD CHEERING)
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That looks like the storyboards
for one of Wil's shit sketches.
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Oh, mate, I would dream of that.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Oh, well, I'd better
hand out some scores.
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Yep.
Oh, there's a lot there to play with.
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I'm not sure I could
watch 2,000 years of
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just a book being put down
on a bedside table,
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so one point to Lloyd.
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I'm going to say two points
for the tiny duck.
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You can't make a whole film about it
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just because Josh
didn't say thank you.
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I'm so happy with that.
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And then I'll give
three points to Jenny.
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OK.
I did like the concept.
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Anne, four points. 'Cause, you know,
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if there's a film about Tetris,
you can have a film about Nokia.
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But five points for Wil because
we've re-established the patriarchy.
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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
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I'll take it.
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All the good work done in
the Barbie film has been undone.
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Alright, I'm itching for a task.
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Uh, not as much as Jenny is,
but let's do it all the same.
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OK, it's time to see it be up
and down with some up or down.
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Hey, Jenny.
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(SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
Hi, Lloyd.
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How are you?
I'm OK.
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That's good.
Well, this is fun.
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You think?
I don't know!
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Oh, there's the task.
Yeah.
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"Make this balloon hover
between the flags the longest."
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Already I don't understand it,
so that's a good start.
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"In eight minutes, the crane
will release the balloon."
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"After the balloon is released,
you may not touch it."
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"Before the balloon is released,
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"you may not remove it
from the crane."
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"Your attempt is over once the
balloon floats above the flags..."
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"Or sinks below the lower flags."
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"Longest balloon hover
between the flags wins."
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"Your time starts now."
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"Make this balloon hover
between the flags."
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What does that mean?
Oh, there's... (LAUGHS)
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OK, so, we have to make
the balloon float
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without going up or down,
pretty much.
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Well, this one seems
pretty straightforward.
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Yeah.
Should we get into it?
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Our first two hover crafters
are Josh and Lloyd.
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So, it just needs to hover?
So, we want to keep it down?
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The only way to really do
that is to weigh it down.
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But if you weigh it down too much,
it'll just fall.
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Mm.
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OK, let's see what happens
to the balloon now.
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See, it's still just
floating straight up.
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We don't want that.
We want it to dip.
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This is fun.
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Oh, this is fun.
I like this, actually.
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That's still floating.
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I think two and a quarter
marshmallows adhered to
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the skin of the balloon will
keep it in between the flags.
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OK. You're happy with that?
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Yeah, I'm happy to release.
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Anything you'd like to do
in the next four minutes.
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Yeah. Eat some goddamn marshmallows.
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You'd better believe I'm going
to start cranking my hog
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if that stays in between the flags.
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That's what this is for, right?
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How much now?
12 seconds.
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Oh, that's quite soon.
Yeah.
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Any last words?
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Come on.
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Well, it's attached to the claw,
but the balloon isn't,
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so I feel like I'm winning
in a really big way.
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Oh.
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No, that's not good at all.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
That wasn't good at all.
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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
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Hmm. That could have went better.
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Josh, do you feel better,
having seen Lloyd's effort?
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I watched that and I thought
I need to learn to believe in myself
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because sometimes things
aren't as terrible as Lloyd.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Welcome to MY life.
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So, Lloyd, you went with
2.5 marshmallows.
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If you had your time back,
how many would you put on?
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Well, I went with 2.25.
Oh.
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But 2.5 sounds good.
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There are lots of tasks
on this series
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where I think,
I'm so glad that's over,
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and I never, ever would like to
think about it ever again.
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I'd be well up for
doing that for a full day.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Josh's balloon remained within
the flags for 17.06 seconds.
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That's ages!
Well done. That's great.
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That's ages!
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Lloyd's balloon stayed between
the flags for 1.24 seconds.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, you at home watching -
yeah, you -
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sorry, but you've got a big
chunk of food in your teeth.
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It's spinach or something.
It's gross.
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We'll take a break, and
you go and get a toothpick,
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and we'll see you after this.
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Oh, welcome back to Taskmaster.
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We've just been doing a bit
of television business stuff.
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All perfectly normal.
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Uh, fill them in, please, Clap Man.
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Our contestants have eight minutes
to do whatever they want
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to a helium balloon before
it is released by the claw.
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They have to make it
stay between the flags
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for as long as possible.
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So far, Josh has managed to
make it hover for 17 seconds,
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and Lloyd also did the task.
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(LAUGHTER)
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Next up, it's him and her
trying to Hindenbur...g.
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Here's Anne and Wil.
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I mean, obviously, the temptation
is to suck the helium out of it
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and just talk like a chipmunk.
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Obviously.
But I won't do that.
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If it was being held between
two things, would you consider
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that hovering, or would it be
being held between two things?
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Do you think that would be hovering?
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I don't know.
What's the definition of a hover?
251
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:59,120
Up to the Taskmaster, I guess.
Oh, THAT guy.
252
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,400
Do you know what I mean?
253
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,800
How many minutes
do I have left, Tom?
254
00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:07,880
Two minutes left.
255
00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:11,080
I'm just going to load this up,
I think, with a bit more.
256
00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,640
Or maybe not. Maybe that
will balance out the rise.
257
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:17,640
20 seconds.
258
00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,680
I'm going to tape this.
259
00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:21,680
Oh, (BLEEP)!
260
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,560
That's it, Tom.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
261
00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:26,640
Boo.
262
00:12:28,120 --> 00:12:29,400
Oh, it's hovering.
263
00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:34,080
(LAUGHS)
264
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,760
I win. It's hovering.
265
00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:39,440
You feel good about this?
I feel really good.
266
00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,560
You've locked into quite
an effective strategy here.
267
00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,320
This is some of the best
hovering I've seen.
268
00:12:44,440 --> 00:12:46,200
I feel... Can I touch it?
No.
269
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,120
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Right.
270
00:12:49,120 --> 00:12:51,920
"Before the balloon is released, you
may not remove it from the crane."
271
00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:54,720
Now, did I remove it from the crane?
Yeah.
272
00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:56,080
Let's do what we're all here to do.
273
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,040
(INHALES GAS)
274
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,720
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
What a great task.
275
00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,160
I absolutely loved it.
276
00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,240
And I think it's one of your...
I think it's one of the best ones
277
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,240
in the show so far.
278
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,760
Would you agree with that, Tom?
279
00:13:09,760 --> 00:13:11,360
I'm really being mocked by the fact
280
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,160
that how well this is
hovering in front of me.
281
00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,800
This is some of the greatest
hovering of all time,
282
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,000
and I'm going to get
nothing for this.
283
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,040
I should be winning. Look at this.
284
00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:22,880
It's perfect.
285
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,520
Thanks, Wil.
286
00:13:26,520 --> 00:13:29,280
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Do
you think I won that one?
287
00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:30,760
You don't think I won that one?
288
00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,240
You disqualified yourself.
289
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,760
Well, thanks so much for having me.
Oh, wonderful, marshmallows.
290
00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,400
It's a flavour sensation.
291
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,040
Is this still the helium?
I don't think so.
292
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,080
OK, so, after Tom
releases the balloon,
293
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,280
you may not touch the balloon.
294
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,680
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
295
00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,960
So, why did you touch the balloon?
296
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:55,320
I just keep, like, undercutting
myself, don't I?
297
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,320
Like, I actually do
a good job and then go,
298
00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,920
"Oh, let me see if I can wreck it."
299
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,280
(LAUGHTER)
300
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,840
Can I say a theory?
Yes.
301
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,440
I think you wanted to
talk like a chipmunk.
302
00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,320
I did. I can't...
303
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,240
Like, perhaps consider for a moment
304
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,520
that I am a comedian
and there's a helium balloon.
305
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,960
Like, I know we're on a show
and it's a competition,
306
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:16,040
but, at the end of the day,
I'm very like, honest
307
00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:17,160
to my craft and...
308
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,560
(LAUGHTER)
309
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,280
..I have to do the comedy
that's in front of me.
310
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:26,480
So, before the balloon is released,
you may not remove it from the crane.
311
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:28,280
So what actually happened?
I didn't really see.
312
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:29,320
It came out when I was...
313
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,840
Fiddling.
..fiddling with it.
314
00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:32,880
And then you got to see just
how beautifully it hovered
315
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,960
after you failed.
316
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:39,120
It was honestly the best thing
I did in the entire show.
317
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,240
I mean, normally if you're
disqualified from something,
318
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:44,440
you just leave in shame.
319
00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,880
But I couldn't look away
from how well I'd done.
320
00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,640
It was, like, perfectly weighted.
321
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,400
It was in the middle.
It's probably still there.
322
00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:54,360
OK, one floater left.
323
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,640
Will she sink or swim
or stay in the lab
324
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,240
and do the task well or poorly?
325
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,760
It's Jenny Tian.
326
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,680
So, this might be
a really dumb question,
327
00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,200
but can't I just,
like, tie the string
328
00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:05,360
to, like, a chair or something,
329
00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,760
and that would still
count as hovering?
330
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:09,440
All the information you need
is in the task.
331
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,640
Now, I've just gotta not
mess this up.
332
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,480
I'm feeling quite good about this.
333
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:22,840
What are you thinking?
334
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,560
I'm thinking I'm really,
really quite smart.
335
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,880
Oh, really?
Yeah.
336
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,720
Maybe this task is too simple.
337
00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:36,800
Well, that's looking
pretty good to me.
338
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,040
Alright, do you want
some marshmallow?
339
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,320
Do you like the pink ones better
or the white ones better?
340
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,360
They're the same to me.
341
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,800
But, like, it's got a flavour.
Marshmallow.
342
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,080
Marshmallow is not a flavour,
it's an object.
343
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:50,720
You don't think these
taste the same?
344
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:52,240
I do.
345
00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,840
I mean, sorry, wait.
346
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:56,160
You think these taste the same?
347
00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,920
How are you failing
as you're succeeding?
348
00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:02,640
This is your best task yet.
349
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:04,440
Soak it in.
350
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:13,240
So, Jenny, you showed a genuine
moment of out-of-the-box thinking
351
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:17,560
followed by, "Marshmallow's
not a flavour, it's an object."
352
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,120
I mean, I'm not going to lie,
353
00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,480
I just thought this task
was so easy.
354
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,680
I was like, this isn't going to air
because it's so easy,
355
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:32,760
everyone's obviously figured
this out because it's so easy.
356
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,400
I was like, there's got
to be more to it.
357
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:39,160
So then, yeah, I just started, um,
offering Tom marshmallows
358
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,920
and doing other things
because, frankly,
359
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,320
I got bored waiting
for it as well.
360
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,680
It also does explain why Jenny
came into my dressing-room
361
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,960
the other night and said, "Do you
think there's a difference between
362
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,800
"pink marshmallows
and white marshmallows?"
363
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,120
(LAUGHTER)
364
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,480
Well, what are the scores?
365
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:55,080
Well, we left Jenny's balloon
there overnight.
366
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,680
It was hovering for 18 hours
and 21 minutes.
367
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,440
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
368
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,520
So, what are the points
for the task?
369
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,440
Well, Wil and Anne were DQ'd,
so they get zero.
370
00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:07,760
Lloyd gets three, Josh four,
371
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,400
and Jenny takes the task
with five points!
372
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,880
Yes!
373
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:15,520
Alright, and what about
the episode scores so far?
374
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:17,800
Well, with all the buoyancy of
a beautiful red balloon,
375
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,480
Jenny has floated to the top
with eight points.
376
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,400
(CHEERING)
377
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:26,240
OK, give me another of
your little goodies there, boy.
378
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,120
It's our final team task
of the season.
379
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,400
Hello.
Hi.
380
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200
Oh.
What do you think about this choice?
381
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,360
You look different.
Let's have Tom...
382
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,040
Let's have Tom have a look.
383
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:51,440
Ooh! He looks dumb.
384
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,880
Oh, my God, it's a working camera.
385
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:56,640
And it's... It's already recording.
386
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,920
WIL: Oh. Oh. OK.
387
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,840
This is fun.
388
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:05,520
"Create an authentic and
heart-warming family home video."
389
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,760
"Create an authentic and
dysfunctional family home video."
390
00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:11,040
"You must film the video
on this camera."
391
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:12,960
"Most authentic family wins."
392
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,360
"You have 30 minutes.
393
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,760
"Your time starts now.
394
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,560
We need to be, like, a family unit.
395
00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:19,920
The three of us.
Yeah.
396
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,840
"Dysfunctional family"
is the key word here.
397
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,640
Someone flies back from overseas
for a family reunion.
398
00:18:25,640 --> 00:18:27,280
They were fighting in the military.
399
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,040
Oh. Whoa.
And, um...
400
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:32,320
I think Mummy's got a secret.
401
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,680
(BOTH LAUGH)
402
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:36,040
OK, Mummy's got a secret.
403
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:38,880
(APPLAUSE)
404
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:42,480
Anne, you've set up some genuine
intrigue with "Mummy's got a secret."
405
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,800
(LAUGHTER)
406
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:45,080
Did you, when they read the task,
407
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:47,440
and they read theirs first
and it said "heart-warming family",
408
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:49,040
did you think me and you
had both (BLEEP)...
409
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,440
Yes.
Yeah, I heard...
410
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,880
Reading problems.
I thought they read it,
411
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,960
I thought, "Oh, no,
me and Anne did dysfunctional."
412
00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,400
Just to be clear, we want
a heart-warming family story,
413
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,600
and that's what we're going to get
from the Discount Wiggles.
414
00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:01,040
And we're also going to get
a dysfunctional family story
415
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,680
from the Premium Economy
Hooley Dooleys.
416
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:07,160
But what I'm judging you by is
how authentic they are.
417
00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:08,320
Who's up first?
418
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,920
Let's begin with
our heart-warming family.
419
00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:13,440
Here's mother Jenny, father Wil,
and their beloved child, Lloyd.
420
00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:16,000
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
421
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,880
JENNY: Another Christmas without...
422
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:21,600
Bloody Christmas day, love.
Bloody merry bloody Christmas.
423
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,120
It's been years and years
since we've seen our son, Lloyd.
424
00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:27,080
I just, I miss him so much, darling.
425
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:29,600
I don't know what my life is
without him.
426
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,480
Admit it, darl, he's probably...
He's probably dead.
427
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:34,720
Oh, no!
He's probably bloody dead.
428
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,080
Oh!
429
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:40,440
I didn't even get to hug him at all
once in our entire lives.
430
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,240
I never...
You don't bloody hug boys, love.
431
00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:44,560
I've always told you this.
432
00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,840
You feed him bloody
meatballs and turnips
433
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,840
and they grow up to be
proper bloody men.
434
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:51,800
You know, I don't know where
you are in the world, my son.
435
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:56,200
I just...I miss you so dearly,
and...and I just...I just...
436
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040
I wish you were home and
I wish I could give you a hug.
437
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,120
(SOBS)
438
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:03,240
Darling, do you want to record
a message for Lloyd as well?
439
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,960
Oh, no, I don't bloody want to record
a bloody message for Lloyd.
440
00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:09,240
My darling, you have to...
Mum.
441
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:11,440
I don't.
Dad.
442
00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:15,960
Private Lloyd reporting
for family reunion Christmas.
443
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,640
(CRIES)
Oh! Could it be?
444
00:20:19,640 --> 00:20:22,040
(APPLAUSE)
Son!
445
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:24,080
Is it you?
446
00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:25,480
Oh, my God!
447
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,920
Oh, goodness.
Oh, oh...
448
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:28,040
Mum!
449
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:31,080
Oh, son. Son.
450
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:35,520
I'm making bloody
Christmas meatballs and turnips.
451
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,400
That's your bloody favourite, son.
452
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:40,560
It's my favourite,
and you've made it, and I feel...
453
00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:42,000
I feel so emotional.
454
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,680
I've been overseas
on top-secret duties for so long.
455
00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,520
What have you been doing?
What?
456
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,600
Well, I can't tell you everything.
457
00:20:48,600 --> 00:20:50,000
Tell us!
458
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,640
Some of it is classified.
Tell us what you've been doing!
459
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,680
I want you tell us anything.
Tell us.
460
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,320
But you know Osama bin Laden?
Yeah.
461
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,320
Of course.
462
00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,280
(LAUGHTER)
463
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,720
Oh, you did that...
That was all me.
464
00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:04,480
You ended...
I was...
465
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,680
I was part of the...the Seal team.
466
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,440
Oh, my God!
You?
467
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,840
Our boy Lloy...
Yeah.
468
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,840
My boy.
469
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,840
I could not be more proud
of my son.
470
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,400
Keep it under your hat, though,
'cause it's, like...not...
471
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,440
It's classified.
Oh, my goodness.
472
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,840
Son. Son.
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC)
473
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,640
I am so... (SNIFFS)
474
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,440
Come here.
475
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:27,960
I'm so proud of you.
Ahhhh!
476
00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,080
I'm so proud of you. My son!
477
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,880
We couldn't have hoped for a better
person to kill Osama bin Laden.
478
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:38,120
That's the first time Dad has
touched me not in violence.
479
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,280
(LAUGHTER)
Oh!
480
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,480
Oh.
481
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,560
(APPLAUSE)
482
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,280
Lloyd, why did you want to make
the story heart-warming
483
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:51,280
by evoking the memory of 9/11
484
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:53,280
by mentioning...
(LAUGHTER)
485
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:54,840
..mentioning Osama bin Laden?
486
00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,760
Was it necessary to drag that
into a comedy show?
487
00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,000
The narrative was
the father and the son.
488
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,320
They'd never hugged.
That was the story.
489
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,400
So we were going to have this
authentic Christmas reunion.
490
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,920
They were going to hug
for the first time.
491
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:10,160
And Lloyd just thought the thing
that might spur that hug would be
492
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,040
finding out that your son
had murdered Osama bin Laden.
493
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,600
(LAUGHTER)
494
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,960
The hug that your character,
Wil, gave Lloyd,
495
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:19,720
is that the hug that you would
like to receive from your own father?
496
00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:23,120
Yes, yes. And that's why
it was so authentic, Tom.
497
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:26,000
What do you think he might be
thinking? He's probably watching now.
498
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,920
He's not.
(LAUGHTER)
499
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:31,800
So, Jenny, did you find it hard,
500
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:34,280
because you make a lot
of videos on TikTok...
501
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,080
Was it difficult making something
that long and in landscape mode?
502
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,760
(LAUGHTER)
503
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,560
I was, like, I was, like, seeing it.
504
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,680
And then I saw the red button
and then the graininess.
505
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:43,680
And I was like, "Oh, my God,
506
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,400
"it looks exactly like
one of those TikTok filters."
507
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:49,520
(LAUGHS)
(APPLAUSE)
508
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,760
Alright, time for a short break.
509
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:54,160
Go give your boy a hug, would ya?
It's not that hard. See you soon.
510
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,920
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
511
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,680
where we've all been having
a little itch on Jenny's eczema.
512
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:10,120
(LAUGHTER)
513
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,680
What else is happening?
514
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,600
We're watching
authentic family videos.
515
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,560
So far, we've seen a heart-warming
tribute to a soldier's return
516
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,160
after slaying Osama bin Laden.
517
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,200
Next up,
it's the dysfunctional family.
518
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,520
It's mother Anne
and her only son, Josh.
519
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:25,480
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
520
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:27,960
The thing is...
521
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:31,640
It's just give me two more days
and we can run away together.
522
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,080
I know you're my boss.
523
00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:38,360
And also my son's best friend's
father, but I love you.
524
00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:42,200
I can't stay with Bruce. I can't.
525
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:48,480
That time him and Josh auditioned
for Australian Idol was...
526
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,120
..the worst day of my life.
527
00:23:52,120 --> 00:23:54,480
The humiliation.
I've never recovered.
528
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,160
JOSH: What? Mum?
529
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:58,760
Oh, here she goes. Look at her.
Look at her. Look at her.
530
00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,240
Josh, sweetie!
Tell him what you said.
531
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:02,760
No.
532
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,000
Australian Idol. You were wonderful.
533
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
You were the best one there.
534
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,120
I don't know why
they didn't put you through, Josh.
535
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,200
It's gonna go viral. Yeah.
536
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,120
(WHISPERS) Bitch.
Give me the camera, sweetheart.
537
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:14,320
No.
538
00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:15,400
Give Mummy the camera.
No.
539
00:24:16,360 --> 00:24:18,320
Give Mummy the camera!
(EXCLAIMS)
540
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,360
Give Mummy the camera!
Give Mummy the camera!
541
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:25,800
Give Mummy the camera!
542
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,400
(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
(BOTH SCREAM)
543
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:35,040
Ah-ah-ah-ah! Ah-ah-ah-ah!
544
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,680
Ah! Ahhhh!
545
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:41,880
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
546
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,160
My Joshy!
547
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:48,680
(SOBS)
548
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:51,600
I've killed my only son.
549
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,840
I'd go to a million
Australian Idol auditions
550
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,560
if I could just have my boy back.
551
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,920
Ah! Ah!
552
00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:03,640
(WAILS)
553
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
554
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,920
(ANNE LAUGHS)
555
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,600
(LAUGHS)
556
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:16,480
(LAUGHTER)
557
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,880
It's just a lot to take in.
558
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,440
I like the Blair Witch vibes.
I think they're very good.
559
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:24,320
So what was Mummy's little secret?
560
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,280
Was that that you actually
think your son was not a good singer?
561
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,720
The murder? Or the affair?
562
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,520
The affair was the main secret.
563
00:25:31,520 --> 00:25:33,480
But, yes, that also, I think,
he's not a good singer.
564
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,760
And then obviously, yes,
I've killed him.
565
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:40,960
Wait, you think that the affair
is a worse secret than murdering me?
566
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:43,040
Australia's sweetheart?
567
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:46,440
(LAUGHTER)
568
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,360
Yes.
Yeah.
569
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,840
What do you think about my tactic of
570
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,680
mostly just putting Anne Edmonds
in it?
571
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,960
Oh, less Josh is always more
enjoyable for me.
572
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,280
I thought the performance, Anne,
was very authentic.
573
00:25:57,280 --> 00:26:00,160
Thank you.
I have wanted to kill people before.
574
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,560
(LAUGHS)
575
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,680
Feels like you didn't need to go
too deep to find that emotion.
576
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,240
No, yeah, I've definitely got
a violent streak and, um...
577
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,960
(LAUGHS) ..and I like to get it out.
578
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,920
It was fun.
I really enjoyed doing that. Yeah.
579
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,680
So I have to give out some scores.
You do.
580
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:15,800
Uh, it's pretty easy.
581
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,800
I mean, I just love
the chaotic energy of the...
582
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,400
..of the Premium Economy
Hooley Dooleys.
583
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,160
I believed in Anne's performance.
584
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,280
Ah...
585
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:26,960
Are you saying you don't think
I could kill Osama bin Laden?
586
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,520
(LAUGHTER)
587
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,720
No, well, I think the hug at the end
was very authentic,
588
00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,760
but that was mostly due
to the empty hole
589
00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:36,240
in the middle of Wil Anderson's
body that you're trying to fill.
590
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:38,440
Well, you could fill it
with some points.
591
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,520
(LAUGHTER)
592
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,560
(APPLAUSE)
593
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,640
I must say, they were very close.
594
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:45,840
I think they were both great films.
595
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,600
So it's going to be five, five,
four, four, four.
596
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:48,960
ANNE: Lovely.
597
00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,960
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Very close.
598
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:54,320
OK, let's have another task.
599
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:55,800
OK. For this next one,
we're off to the pub.
600
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:58,840
Or as I once heard the Taskmaster
refer to it under his breath,
601
00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,600
home.
602
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:11,560
JOSH: Hello.
603
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:12,640
Hi, Josh.
604
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,960
Ooh, what we got here, then?
605
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,560
Hi, Anne.
Hello.
606
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:18,120
Is that an accent?
Yep.
607
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,560
Cockney British, I think.
608
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,200
What have we got here, then?
A few chips and a bit of a beer.
609
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,920
Mm-hm.
Wow.
610
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:27,360
"Win the pub quiz.
611
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,680
"Tom will ask ten questions.
612
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:31,680
"You must write down each answer
on your whiteboard...
613
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:34,920
"Within 30 seconds of Tom asking.
"No phones.
614
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,400
"Your time starts when Tom asks
his first question."
615
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:42,840
It's a bit warmer than I'd like,
but that's OK.
616
00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,120
Bit colder than I like,
so you know what?
617
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:49,560
We've found a happy medium between.
618
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,240
Ask away, my friend.
619
00:27:51,240 --> 00:27:53,280
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
620
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:57,200
Alright, well, win a pub quiz.
Sounds pretty easy.
621
00:27:57,200 --> 00:28:00,320
I guess... Oh, actually...
Was Lloyd missing?
622
00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:02,280
I didn't see Lloyd.
Didn't see Lloyd in that one.
623
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:05,840
Maybe it would help to see the task
that Lloyd was given.
624
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,400
(LAUGHS)
625
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,720
"Write the pub quiz
for the other comedians.
626
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,000
"Your quiz must have ten questions.
627
00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,520
"Your quiz questions may not
include any contestant's name.
628
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:21,120
"Tom will give your quiz
to the other four contestants.
629
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:23,520
"Wil Anderson must win the quiz.
630
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,840
"Jenny Tian must come second.
631
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:27,760
"Josh Thomas must come third.
632
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,160
"Anne Edmonds must lose the quiz."
633
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,120
I mean, that would be
straightforward.
634
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,800
"If they end up in that order,
635
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,720
"you will get five points
and they will get zero.
636
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:37,080
"If they come in any other order,
637
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,680
"they will get three points
and you will get zero.
638
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:41,720
"You have ten minutes.
Your time starts now.
639
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
640
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:51,120
So they all have to win the quiz
in that order?
641
00:28:51,120 --> 00:28:53,360
Yep.
Uh, and then Lloyd will get five.
642
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:56,360
But if it's in any other order,
the others get three.
643
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:57,840
And Lloyd gets nothing.
644
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,560
So it's all or nothing with
this particular order for Lloyd.
645
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,960
I feel like this task
is impossible for me to win.
646
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,440
Not knowing Jenny very well at all,
647
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,880
and not knowing Josh well at all,
648
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:12,840
and, like, not knowing Anne
that well...
649
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,560
Like, I...
(LAUGHTER)
650
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:19,640
OK, well, I think we just need
to see this one.
651
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:22,360
Answering quiz questions
as written by Lloyd Langford,
652
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:24,400
here are Wil, Jenny,
Josh and Anne.
653
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:25,480
Ready for your first question?
654
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,600
Yes.
Yes, Tom.
655
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:30,040
Which instrument did
Miles Davis play?
656
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,960
I'm going to go with piano.
OK.
657
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,480
Trumpet.
658
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:35,920
Anne wouldn't know that?
I don't reckon.
659
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,120
Sax.
660
00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:39,440
Wil Anderson must win the quiz.
661
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,840
What did he know about?
662
00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:42,120
I know where he lives.
663
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,400
Question two. What day of the week
is the Mullumbimby market on?
664
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,080
What is that?
665
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,280
There's some Saturday markets as
well, but mostly it's on a Friday.
666
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:53,280
Oh, he knows Tom Gleeson, though,
right?
667
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:58,000
What is Tom Gleeson's wife's name?
668
00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,520
I've met her.
669
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:00,840
This is going to be so rude.
670
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,840
Ellie.
I hope that's right.
671
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,000
I really like her.
I can see her face.
672
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,200
I can see her.
She's a really nice person.
673
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,760
What an awful question.
674
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:13,800
What is Tom Gleeson's waist size?
675
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:16,040
Because we all know about clothes?
They're mates, right?
676
00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:18,240
You try on each other's trousers
messing around.
677
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,480
So I'm going to say
he's a 34-inch waist.
678
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,640
OK.
679
00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:23,920
Trim.
680
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:31,400
Right. Who was the most streamed
artist on Spotify in 2023?
681
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,600
I can't simultaneously
come up with a question
682
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,080
that Wil is going to know...
683
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,760
Taylor Swift.
..Anne isn't...
684
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,000
Shake it up.
685
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,080
..Jenny sort of does...
686
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:40,320
Taylor Swift.
687
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,400
..and Josh might.
Taylor Swift?
688
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:44,520
In what decade was
the Sydney Opera House built?
689
00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:46,080
1920s.
690
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,240
Who directed The Godfather?
691
00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:50,400
Francis Ford Coppola.
692
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,120
I know something, see?
693
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:54,000
What are the ingredients
of a Moscow mule?
694
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,800
Vodka, ginger beer, and lime.
695
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,640
What did Steve Jobs die of?
696
00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,040
Anne wouldn't have a clue.
697
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,640
Pancreatic cancer.
698
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,760
Disease.
699
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,240
I got one question left, right.
700
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:10,080
We'll make it an interesting one.
701
00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:13,800
On 9/11, which of the planned
targets wasn't hit?
702
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,080
Pentagon?
They hit the Pentagon.
703
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,320
Google it. There was definitely one
that wasn't hit.
704
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,720
They got it.
705
00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:22,600
Oh, they did, yeah. Fair play.
706
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,200
(BLOWS WHISTLE) Your time's run out.
707
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,760
It's too wishy washy a question,
isn't it?
708
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,040
You can't change it now.
709
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:31,200
Final question.
On 9/11, which of the planned...
710
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,120
Are you sure?
On 9/11...
711
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,960
No, no. Babe, babe,
I'm gonna stop you right there.
712
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,000
We don't need to do this.
713
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:39,480
On 9/11, which of the planned
targets wasn't hit?
714
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:41,040
Did you come up with this?
715
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,600
If I was planning
to take down America,
716
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,160
it would have been the White House.
717
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,200
So I'm gonna say, President Bush.
718
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,560
Stop judging me.
I can see you judging me.
719
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,880
It's a man.
720
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,240
What could really shake America up,
you know, at that time.
721
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,840
They got him with a plane?
722
00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:59,960
But they didn't.
They didn't. They didn't get him.
723
00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:01,200
(LAUGHS)
724
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,600
Thank you, Tom.
725
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
726
00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,000
That's the hardest thing to do.
727
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:11,840
Lloyd, why do you keep dragging 9/11
into this comedy show?
728
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,120
You keep dragging that misery
right into the centre
729
00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,560
of this light-hearted show.
730
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,800
Tell me the theories
you're always saying at home.
731
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,200
(LAUGHTER)
732
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:24,280
(APPLAUSE)
733
00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:28,960
I wish I could say that those last
two tasks were filmed close together
734
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:30,400
and it was just in my mind.
735
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,160
But that isn't true.
736
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,680
(LAUGHTER)
737
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,640
But what I love is, like,
738
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,920
finally, the revelation of what
the theme of the questions was.
739
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:41,080
Yeah, yeah.
Because on the day I was like,
740
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,040
"Who came up with these questions?"
741
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:45,080
(LAUGHTER)
742
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,520
What moron...
743
00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,600
So did Lloyd achieve his goal?
744
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,360
No. I know I didn't.
745
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:53,560
OK.
(LAUGHTER)
746
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,120
So just a reminder of the rankings
we're looking for?
747
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,680
So we were looking for Wil to win,
Jenny to come second,
748
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:00,680
Josh to come third,
and Anne to come fourth.
749
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,480
Lloyd, back yourself. Like ISIS.
750
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:06,440
(LAUGHTER)
751
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:12,080
OK, so what order did
they actually get?
752
00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:14,320
Jenny got two questions correct.
753
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,480
Wil and Anne both got four questions
correct.
754
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,240
And Josh was the winner of the quiz,
with five points.
755
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:21,720
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Well done, Josh.
756
00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,960
So what are the scores?
757
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,680
So, Lloyd was unsuccessful.
758
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,520
So that means three points for
Anne, Jenny, Josh, and Wil.
759
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,520
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
That was so hard.
760
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:33,120
That's so hard.
Alright, time for some ads.
761
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,720
See if you can guess how many times
762
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,040
Anne tries to casually drop my wife's
actual name into conversation
763
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:39,200
over the next five minutes.
764
00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,360
(LAUGHS)
See you back here soon.
765
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:42,480
Love you, Ellie!
766
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:52,720
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
767
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,600
and we're nearly at the end of our
penultimate episode of season two.
768
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:00,360
And I still won't let this joker
next to me look me in the eye.
769
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,960
Nor should you.
770
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,640
Call us academics, because we're
about to engage in a peer review.
771
00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,720
Hi, Jenny.
Hey, Tom.
772
00:34:20,720 --> 00:34:22,360
Ooh. Hello.
773
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,000
Hi, Lloyd.
Hello.
774
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,240
What are you doing in the...
lurking around the corridor?
775
00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:27,760
I think there's something
in your locker.
776
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:29,360
Oh, no.
777
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,120
I didn't even know
I had a locker here.
778
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,240
Oh! God!
779
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,840
(LAUGHTER)
780
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,280
Was that supposed to be scary?
781
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:46,400
Ew! That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
782
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:51,400
"Make a surprising appearance.
783
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,640
"Most surprising appearance wins.
784
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,960
"You have until the studio record
of episode nine.
785
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,360
"Your time starts...now."
786
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,440
Where?
Up to you.
787
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,160
What?
788
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,120
You mean I've got, like, days?
789
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,560
OK.
Weeks.
790
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:10,080
Something to think about.
Yeah.
791
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,560
Thanks, Lloyd.
Thank you.
792
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:16,160
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
793
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,680
Jenny, I think it's a special skill
794
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:19,600
to be confused
by such a simple task.
795
00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:21,280
(LAUGHS)
796
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:24,000
But is it that simple?
I don't think it was...
797
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:26,840
Wait. Surely other people
were confused.
798
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,880
No. We just...
799
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:29,360
No. OK. That's...
800
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,360
We literally just watched footage
of all of them not being confused.
801
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,360
Even me.
802
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,920
It was just a bit of humble homework,
wasn't it?
803
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,280
A bit of a homework task?
That's right.
804
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,760
It's up to them
where or when they appear
805
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,520
and how they capture
that appearance.
806
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,520
OK. Who's first?
807
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,640
He may be a catch, but can he catch
us off guard? It's Josh Thomas.
808
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,440
I could do it to Anne
when she does this challenge.
809
00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,320
I could be in there.
810
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,800
Could you fit in there?
811
00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:06,600
It doesn't feel good.
812
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,400
Hi, Anne.
ANNE: Hi, Tom.
813
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,760
What are you doing in the...
lurking around the corridor?
814
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,600
Something in your locker right here.
Ooh!
815
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,320
What is it?
816
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:20,880
Ew! That's a bit wrong, isn't it?
817
00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:22,680
Is that surprising?
It was a bit.
818
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,560
But did you expect me to have
more of a reaction than that?
819
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,560
Maybe.
820
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,120
Do you want me to do it again?
It's OK.
821
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,760
No, no.
Ahhh!
822
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,320
Not doing it again.
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
823
00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:33,920
Whoa!
824
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,840
(LAUGHS)
825
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:38,120
That was good.
826
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:39,440
Really terrified me.
827
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
828
00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,560
That was very good.
That was great.
829
00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,320
And, um, I, uh...
My finger was bleeding.
830
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,600
I showed you after.
831
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,560
I was in the locker looking.
I was holding the door.
832
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,240
And my...I was watching blood
come out of my finger.
833
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,120
And then she said,
should I do it again?
834
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,520
And I thought,
I'm not going to make it.
835
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,640
(LAUGHTER)
Yeah.
836
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,240
I think it was
a very effective surprise.
837
00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,680
I was very surprised that
you could fit in there.
838
00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:08,120
Yeah.
They're very small lockers.
839
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,800
I mean, it got a great result,
though.
840
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,640
You must be happy with that.
I'm happy. Yeah.
841
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,200
It's a good, nice, solid start.
842
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,240
(APPLAUSE)
Good. Very good.
843
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,600
Another, please.
844
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,520
Hopefully she doesn't
knock her own socks off
845
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:20,560
because not wearing socks
can exacerbate eczema.
846
00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,240
It's Jenny Tian.
847
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:25,680
OK, so I am currently dressed
as Lloyd Langford,
848
00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:30,160
so I'm currently
in an Edmonds Field outfit
849
00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,400
and I'm Welsh and I'm gonna give him
a surprise appearance.
850
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:39,080
I am currently
in Josh Thomas's outfit
851
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,560
and I'm going to surprise him.
852
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,360
I am now in Wil Anderson's outfit,
and I'm going to surprise him.
853
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:52,120
He's eaten, like, half
the marshmallows in this.
854
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,360
Ahh!
No way! Why!
855
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,360
(GASPS)
856
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,920
Boo!
Oh!
857
00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:05,040
Boo!
Oh! Oh!
858
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,920
(BOTH SQUEAL, LAUGH)
859
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,200
(ALL EXCLAIM IN SLOW MOTION)
860
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,680
Oh, hello. How are you? (LAUGHS)
861
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,680
Oh...
(LAUGHS)
862
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:21,960
(LAUGHS)
863
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:25,000
Why are you dressed like me?
864
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,040
You look good in that.
(LAUGHS)
865
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:28,520
That's very naughty.
866
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:29,920
Are you in my outfit?
867
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:31,880
Jenny, where did you get it from?
868
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,240
You're a psycho. Get out of here!
869
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,360
Oh, this is for the TikTok.
870
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:39,320
No, it's for episode nine.
871
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:40,760
Surprise appearance.
872
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:42,480
Oh, it's for the show!
873
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:45,120
(APPLAUSE)
874
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,320
Did it feel good to finally
film something properly?
875
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:53,040
(LAUGHS)
876
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:54,280
Feel like you're back to normal now?
877
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,040
Yeah, 100%. Yes.
878
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:58,040
OK, well, I think that was
pretty effective.
879
00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,560
Um, got some great frights there.
Who's next?
880
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:02,840
Will she take us aback
or bring herself to the front?
881
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,320
It's Anne Edmonds.
882
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:07,480
The human behaviour expert says
it's one of the biggest signs
883
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,560
you're micro cheating
on your partner.
884
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:13,640
She says hiding interactions
with a colleague is also a red flag
885
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,400
because it can erode trust
in your personal relationships.
886
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,560
This behaviour expert obviously
never been asked
887
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:19,680
for an after-work drink.
888
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,000
That's what's happened here.
889
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:23,880
So the extra froth on my latte,
that means nothing?
890
00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,960
Oh, wow, no, that's just...
891
00:39:25,960 --> 00:39:27,840
That's from the barista.
I think that's got...
892
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:29,800
You might be having a micro
relationship with the barista.
893
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,800
(LAUGHS)
894
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:35,920
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
895
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,760
I must admit, for a while there
I was thinking,
896
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,480
"Why are you making me
watch The Project?"
897
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,040
(LAUGHS)
898
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,720
It's a wonderful show
on this very network.
899
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,040
Um, no, um...
900
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,000
(LAUGHTER)
901
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,840
Wait, did that go to air?
902
00:39:48,840 --> 00:39:51,280
Yeah. Did people see it on
when it went live to air?
903
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:52,920
I don't think so. We missed it.
904
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:55,720
Nobody messaged you or anything?
No. Just... That's...
905
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:58,520
(LAUGHS)
906
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,480
Might give you an idea of ratings.
(LAUGHS)
907
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,680
OK. One more.
908
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:06,000
Will this stunner have a shocker
or will he stun and shock us?
909
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,320
It's Lloyd Langford.
910
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,560
(DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS)
911
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,840
(HORN HONKS)
Hey!
912
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,520
(LAUGHTER)
(HORN HONKS)
913
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,320
(HORN HONKS)
914
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,120
(LAUGHTER)
915
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,040
(DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS)
916
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:28,720
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
917
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,080
(LAUGHS)
918
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,320
So that was at the Adelaide Fringe.
919
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,120
And I just come off stage.
920
00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,840
You gave me a bit of a fright.
921
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,480
I'd been crouched down in that box
922
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:43,000
that I found out was
full of mouse shit...
923
00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:44,480
(LAUGHTER)
924
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,880
..with an air horn and a wig on.
925
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:50,480
And then Tommy Little was backstage
and was like, "Take your shirt off."
926
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200
(LAUGHTER)
927
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,360
And I was like...
928
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,440
Which, by the way, is what Tommy
Little says to everyone backstage.
929
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,200
(LAUGHTER)
930
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,600
It's a bit tricky for me.
931
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:03,760
Now it's hard to judge because for
me, that was a visceral reaction.
932
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:04,840
I thought I was about to die.
933
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,760
I thought someone was going
to jump up and like, stab me.
934
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,560
And just as I was dying,
just whispering to me...
935
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:10,120
(WHISPERS)
.."You're not Greg Davies."
936
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,000
(LAUGHTER)
937
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:15,040
You're not.
Oh, I've been killed by a nerd!
938
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,760
What's Reddit going to think?
939
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,560
(LAUGHTER)
940
00:41:18,560 --> 00:41:21,160
OK, well, we've got one
more surprising appearance
941
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,320
still to come,
942
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:23,400
but who will it be?
943
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,760
I can't think of something
that would be easier to deduce.
944
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,000
(LAUGHTER)
945
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,120
Come back after these advertisements
to find out.
946
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:40,920
Hello. Welcome back to Taskmaster.
947
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,920
Lesser Tom, catch the people up.
948
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,440
Our comedians had more than a month
to make a surprising appearance.
949
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:49,400
So far, Josh climbed out of
a locker, Anne went on The Project,
950
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,640
Jenny did some TikTokky stuff,
951
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,320
and Lloyd got in a dumpster.
952
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,680
(LAUGHTER)
953
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,920
We have one last comedian left,
954
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:56,840
and when we asked him
before the show
955
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,640
where his surprising appearance
footage was,
956
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:02,800
he said he'd already sent it and we
just needed to take a closer look.
957
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,320
So let's take a closer look.
958
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,840
Here is Wil Anderson.
959
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,120
(DOLEFUL GUITAR STRUMS)
960
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,720
(LAUGHTER)
961
00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:13,680
(HORN HONKS)
962
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:18,480
(HORN HONKS)
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
963
00:42:22,560 --> 00:42:24,440
I could be in there.
964
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,920
Could you fit in there?
965
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,160
ANNE: Boo!
Oh.
966
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:46,480
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)
967
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,520
So how did you...how did you get
yourself into all those positions?
968
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:54,440
Well, Jenny's surprise to me
only happened today,
969
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,760
so luckily I was already
in that one.
970
00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:58,200
Oh. Oh.
(LAUGHTER)
971
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,040
So your justification was
you were in that one.
972
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:01,480
Yeah, that was fine, so...
973
00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:04,040
But the rest of them
was a lot of planning.
974
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:06,360
One of them I had to
travel back in time for.
975
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:07,480
(LAUGHTER)
976
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,880
Well, I have to score these,
don't I?
977
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,360
You do. Most surprising wins.
OK.
978
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,240
Well, I found Josh's
the least surprising.
979
00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:15,000
Just because
he jumped out of a locker
980
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,240
he was standing at
when you handed out the task.
981
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:18,240
Yeah.
982
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:20,520
Two points to Lloyd because
I didn't find watching it surprising
983
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,040
because I knew
what was going to happen.
984
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,880
(LAUGHTER)
985
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,440
(APPLAUSE)
986
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:27,920
I was like, "Here we go."
987
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:31,120
Uh, Anne's going to get three points.
It was very surprising.
988
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,160
Um, but the fact that I keep
watching The Project
989
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,200
was even more surprising.
990
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,360
Four points to Jenny.
991
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,160
Mostly because it's going
to be a great TikTok video
992
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:41,640
that's going to go viral
and put this show on the map.
993
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,880
(LAUGHTER)
994
00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:45,600
But five points to Wil Anderson
because I was genuinely surprised
995
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:46,680
at the effort he went to.
996
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
997
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:53,640
OK. Now how are those episode
scores going?
998
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:57,480
Continuing to appear at the top,
it's Jenny in the lead on 19 points.
999
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,760
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
1000
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,120
Alright. Get up on that stage
for our final task of the show.
1001
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:06,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
1002
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,480
Alright. We've got some thongs
and some barbecues.
1003
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,960
This looks like
some good old ocker fun.
1004
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:14,560
Who's reading the task?
1005
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,200
Lloyd, if I could ask you
to read this.
1006
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:19,920
Toss the most thongs with the tongs
onto your barbecue.
1007
00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:24,200
If at any point a golden thong
is tossed with tongs
1008
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:26,000
on to another barbecue,
1009
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:28,520
all the thongs on that barbecue
will be cleared.
1010
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:33,600
If you touch a thong with your hand
at any point, you are disqualified.
1011
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,480
All tossing must be done
from your spot,
1012
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:40,320
and you may not
move your spot or your barbecue,
1013
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,280
especially you, Anne.
1014
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:47,040
Most thongs remaining on a barbecue
after 150 seconds wins.
1015
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:49,920
Your time starts now.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
1016
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:50,960
Oh.
1017
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,680
Ohhhhh!!!!!
1018
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:25,560
Wait. Wait.
1019
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,600
Wait. What?
1020
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:35,960
(CHEERING)
1021
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:37,840
Can I get my...?
Can I get these from here?
1022
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:39,680
Can I get these?
1023
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:41,240
Yes, yes.
1024
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,120
AUDIENCE: Oh.
1025
00:45:49,720 --> 00:45:50,720
(WHISTLE BLOWS)
1026
00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:53,360
Josh has been disqualified.
Why? What?
1027
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,280
You're touching them
with your hands.
1028
00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:59,440
I thought we weren't allowed
to touch them when we threw them.
1029
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,400
30 seconds remaining.
1030
00:46:14,640 --> 00:46:15,880
Ten,
1031
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:17,440
nine,
1032
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,040
eight, seven,
1033
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,600
six, five,
1034
00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,000
four,
1035
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,640
three, two,
1036
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,720
one.
1037
00:46:25,720 --> 00:46:28,040
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
1038
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:32,880
Alright, time for a break.
1039
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:35,080
We'll see you soon
with the final scores.
1040
00:46:43,120 --> 00:46:44,720
Welcome back. Did you miss us?
1041
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,120
Alright, squire, what's happening?
1042
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,720
Well, we were just throwing
some thongs with some tongs
1043
00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,120
on to some barbecues,
1044
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:53,000
and we're about to find out
how each of our contestants did.
OK.
1045
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,040
We know
how one of our contestants did.
1046
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,000
AUDIENCE: Oh.
Thanks, guys. Thank you.
1047
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:00,120
OK, so how many thongs
were thrown?
1048
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,240
So, I can confirm
Josh had 16 thongs,
1049
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,320
but he touched way more,
so that's irrelevant.
1050
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,840
Wil had five thongs
on his barbecue,
1051
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:12,840
Anne, Lloyd and Jenny all had
nine thongs on their barbecue.
1052
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,160
Wow.
1053
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:18,160
Which means
they each get five points.
1054
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,200
Wil gets two and zero for Josh.
1055
00:47:20,200 --> 00:47:23,960
But what does that mean if we don't
know our episode winner? Tell us.
1056
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,200
Turning Wil into ill
by picking up the W this episode,
1057
00:47:27,200 --> 00:47:29,160
it's Jenny Tian on 24 points.
1058
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Right.
1059
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,880
Congratulations, Jenny.
1060
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:38,120
Go back up on stage and get ready
to appear excited to get your crap.
1061
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:41,920
But what does that do to our scores
overall for the whole season?
1062
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,760
Well, Josh, Jenny and Wil
are trailing,
1063
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:46,000
but out in front there's going to be
an interesting ride home.
1064
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:50,320
Lloyd is on 142 points.
Anne is out in front with 144.
1065
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,440
Oooh!
1066
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,600
OK.
1067
00:47:54,920 --> 00:47:58,080
That's it for our
second-to-last episode of our season
1068
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:00,720
where, as always,
we have learned some things.
1069
00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,200
We learnt Mummy's secret,
and it was a doozy.
1070
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,920
Lloyd has zero remorse
1071
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,520
when it comes to getting a laugh
out of a historical tragedy.
1072
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:10,160
(LAUGHTER)
1073
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,840
But most of all, we learnt that Jenny
was the winner of our episode.
1074
00:48:12,840 --> 00:48:17,400
Join us again next week
for our final episode. Good night.
1075
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,480
Whoo-hoo!
1076
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:37,040
Welcome to the grand finale
of Taskmaster Australia season two.
1077
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,240
By the end of this show,
we will have a series champion.
1078
00:48:40,240 --> 00:48:41,920
You don't even have a dad.
1079
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:43,960
I'm not going to hurt you.
I'm working so hard.
1080
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:46,080
Is he Swedish?
1081
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:47,320
LLOYD: I feel despondent.
1082
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,760
I've got to go big.
There we go.
1083
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:50,120
Arrgh!