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Nooooooo!

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Argh!
Oh!

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Argh!
Whoo!

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Bluuurgh!
We slayed it!

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Is this good television?

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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(TYPEWRITER KEYS CLACKING)

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(DING!)

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Hello, and welcome
to Taskmaster Australia.

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My name is Tom Gleeson
and I'm the boss here.

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When I started working
for this company 20 years ago,

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I was just another errand boy
in the mail room, licking stamps

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and kissing arses.

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I climbed the corporate ladder
all the way to the top,

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and now they kiss my arse before
every episode backstage

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because I am the Taskmaster.

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Sitting across from me
are five comedians who,

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after filming their tasks months ago,

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have only
just come out of cryogenic stasis.

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It's Aaron Chen!

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Concetta Caristo!

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Mel Buttle!

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Peter Helliar!

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And Rhys Nicholson!

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And as always, I'm joined
by my assistant, Tom Cashman.

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What have you got for me, loser?

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Well, I was gonna say
that it's been

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one of the best weeks of my life.
Oh, OK.

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AUDIENCE: Awww.
Oh, thank you.

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I reached a life dream of mine.

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I started an "Aussie, Aussie,
Aussie, oi, oi, oi".

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(APPLAUSE)
Thank you.

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So I was in a car park,
and I kind of cut this guy off.

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And he was like, "Oi!"

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And I tried to joke around
and I was like,

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"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!"

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And he went, "Oi, oi, oi."

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And I went, "Aussie!"

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And he went...

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But still, pretty good.

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You live such an interesting life.

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All right, Lesser Tom,
what are we doing first?

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Well, we've got a prize task,
as usual.

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Tonight our contestants have been
asked to bring in what they consider

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to be the most distracting thing
to have on your dashboard.

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All right, let's
see what everyone's got.

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Rhys, what's your distracting
dashboard thing?

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First of all, I don't drive,
so I had to get my husband

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to point out what the dashboard was.

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Then I really thought about it.

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I thought, as an Australian,
what is the most terrifying thing

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you can have on the dashboard?

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And I went with this.

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It's a huntsman spider.
Ooh.

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You're driving, a spider starts
crawling over and you're like,

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"Oh my God!" and you veer off.

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Suddenly you're in jail
for manslaughter.

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I've put him on top of a parking
ticket.

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Also distracting, but I think
the most distracting part of it

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is he has a Southern Cross
tattoo on his back, and...

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Which I think is the most
distracting...

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You know, you're at the beach, I'm
always there, and you see someone...

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..you see someone with a neck
tattoo of a Southern Cross

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and you're like,

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"I'm gonna get murdered."

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Well, is it that distracting,
though? 'Cause when you're driving,

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not that you'd know what it's like,
you're driving along,

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you see a huntsman,

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I just straight away realise
that they're harmless

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and don't worry about it.

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Yeah, you're forgetting
you're a sociopath.

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All right. OK.

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Mel, what did you bring
in that would distract you?

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I brought in a musical instrument
because when I'm near one,

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I can't help myself just blowing
into it.

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Shush, please, Rhys.

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Um...

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(GRUNTS)

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I can fit my mouth on that,
around that, in that, um...

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Yeah.

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Sit! Just take it easy.

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(APPLAUSE)

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All right.

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I think the built-in other
thing that's quite distracting

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about it is it would slide
across the dashboard.

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It would be quite noisy.

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That would be very distracting for
me from texting while I'm...

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'Cause I've only got two hands,
wheel and phone, like...

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I don't have a third hand
to grab my musical instrument

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that would be on my dashboard.

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Yeah.
Peter, what have you brought in?

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Mine's quite simple. It's
distracting. It's terrifying.

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On your dashboard,
a Jeffrey Dahmer bobblehead.

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Are you sure that's Jeffrey Dahmer?

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It looks a bit like Aaron Chen.

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Yeah.

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No, it's not...

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Why do you think it would be
distracting in particular?

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Because he killed a lot
of people, Tom.

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Yeah, right.

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But are you suggesting,
because it's a bobblehead,

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it suggests it's like...it's like
you're a fan.

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You've got some of his merchandise.

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No, not at all. Not at all.

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Like, this is not necessarily my
car.

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OK.
I may have stolen this car.

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Oh.

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And if I stole one and I saw one of
the most notorious serial killers...

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Yeah.
..doing this one,

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that would be distracting.

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Well, it would be distracting
to the backpackers you picked up.

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Wouldn't it?

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Driving around.

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All right, Aaron,
what did you bring in?

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Well, I also brought a bobblehead,

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but my bobblehead has
laser pointers on it.

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So it's already better than Pete's.
Um...

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At the last football World Cup,
a lot of fans

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would shoot laser pointers
in the eyes of penalty takers.

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Right.

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And that made international
news for being distracting.

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This was actually hard to bring
into Melbourne

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because those laser pointers are
illegal here.

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They were outlawed by Dan Andrews.

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He said they distracted him too
much.

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All right. Concetta, what did you
bring in that would be distracting?

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A bowl of boiling hot soup.

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Oh. Actually...

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Yeah, that would be very distracting.

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Especially if you're on a windy road.

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Yeah, and especially
if you're hungry

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and you're in the mood
for soup. Like, it's boiling hot.

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It's full as (BLEEP)
Yeah.

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And it's not tied down.
Yeah.

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Hot bowl of soup.
Yeah.

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It's pretty hard to top.

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I gotta score these, don't I?
Yeah.

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All right, so I'll start
at the bottom with one point.

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One point to Rhys because
huntsmans, they're not venomous

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so it's not really that distracting.

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I didn't mention
that huntsman has a gun.

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One.

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And then we've got two bobbleheads
I've got to get through.

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So I'm going to give two points
to Pete

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because Jeffrey Dahmer
is very distracting,

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but if I was driving and saw that,
I would just think it was Aaron Chen

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and that would cheer me
up and I'd have a good day.

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I'd have a good day.

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Then I'm going to go for Aaron Chen

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because it was a slightly better
bobblehead with the laser pointers.

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So three points to Aaron.
OK.

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I love playing a musical instrument.

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So Mel gets four points
for the harmonica.

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But five points go
to Concetta for a bowl of soup.

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It's delicious
and you don't want to spill it!

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Hard to beat.

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All right, let's leave those
dash-bound items there

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and dash into our first proper task,
please, Lesser Tom.

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This next task sees our contestants
in an extremely sticky situation.

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Oh, Tom!

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Knock, knock.

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Yoo-hoo!

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Whoa!

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Hi, Aaron.
How you doing?

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Oh, OK! This looks good.
(CLEARS THROAT)

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"Glue an item to the ceiling
of the caravan.

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"The item must fall from the ceiling

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"exactly two minutes
after it's glued."

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What!?

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"You have ten minutes to glue
the item.

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"Once glued to the ceiling,
you cannot touch the item."

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"The item that remains on the ceiling
for closest to two minutes wins."

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"Your time starts now."

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I'm not a magician.

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Do you think that's what a magician
would do?

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Yeah. Because that's a trick.

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I don't even know what this is.

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Right.
That's obviously...

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Flour?

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Oh...
What?

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This is dough.
Dough?

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Yeah.
Flour.

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Flour and water.

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Stick. Stick.
Flour, water, stick.

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Yeah. Flour, water, stick.

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(APPLAUSE)

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We're trying to get them to stick
things to the roof for two minutes.

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That's right.
Seems pretty straightforward.

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Should we just get into it?
Let's do it.

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We've stuck these two together
with the glue of television.

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Here's Rhys and Concetta.

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Let's have a little go at this.

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Does that help you think?
Yeah.

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We need something light! Oh!

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Would you mind putting your hand
out for a second?

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What was that for?
Just...

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I didn't want it on my hands
anymore.

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Oh.
What about a piece of paper?

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What about a piece of paper? Huh?

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What about the task? Huh?

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Hey? Hmm?

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I'm now worried
that's going to be there forever.

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You want surface coverage.

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More glue...
Yeah.

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..surface area.
I figure the fruit is quite light.

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Ooh, come on baby!
Come on, baby.

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You want to fall!

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Come on, shake!

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Oh!

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Oh my God!

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How are we doing for time?
Three minutes and 55 seconds.

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Are you doing the tea towel now?
Yeah.

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What happened to the banana?
The banana... It's over.

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Me and the banana are over.

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Can I try something else?

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You've got one minute and 45
seconds.

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What about this?

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This is it.

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Oh, no. That's not going anywhere.

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Tell me when you're about to do
it. I'll start the timer.

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You'll know when there's
a tea towel on the roof.

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I suppose that's true. OK.
All right.

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Start.

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Is it this?
Is this what you want?

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A third item?

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(BLEEP) Nup.

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How are you feeling?

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Pretty bad.

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(AUDIENCE GROANS)

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Where's the task?

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Oh, it's there!

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(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Oh, Jesus Christ!

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That was an attack.

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What?

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I'm OK with it.

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Thanks, Rhys.

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Bye, Tom.
See ya.

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(SIGHS)

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(APPLAUSE)

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Uh, Rhys, did you just give up?

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Well, see, I, like an idiot,
misread the task

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and thought I had one go at it.

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And so I just kind of did that and
went, "It hasn't gone well.

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"Off I pop, then, off to cry
in the dressing room."

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Which had nothing to do
with the task.

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There was some other stuff going on.

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Rhys, as we saw, your tea towel
was up there for 15 seconds,

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which makes your score 105
seconds away from two minutes,

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which is what your goal was.

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I didn't like that switcheroo
you just did.

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All right, well, Concetta,
you had three attempts.

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You spotted early on that you can
have more than one go.

253
00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:21,090
Yeah.
I sort of feel like

254
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,420
you left us hanging there because two
items were almost at two minutes.

255
00:11:24,450 --> 00:11:26,940
That's right. One was just past six,

256
00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:28,770
but two were approaching
two minutes.

257
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:31,440
Well, with Concetta's timer
still running, I think

258
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:36,300
this could be a moment to generate
some reality TV style intrigue.

259
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,280
Ooh!
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

260
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,900
You're talking about, like, going to
a break with a cliff-hanger?

261
00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,900
Well, less cliff-hanger
and more ceiling-dropper,

262
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:46,210
but you'll learn the lingo with
time, little champion.

263
00:11:46,240 --> 00:11:47,290
We'll see you after this.

264
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:01,180
Welcome back to Taskmaster,
everyone,

265
00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:03,820
where five comedians are competing
for a bowl

266
00:12:03,820 --> 00:12:06,100
of piping hot dashboard soup.

267
00:12:06,850 --> 00:12:07,900
Where did we leave off?

268
00:12:07,930 --> 00:12:10,120
Well, our contestants
have been asked to stick something

269
00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:12,880
to the ceiling of the caravan for as
close to two minutes as possible.

270
00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,490
Rhys stuck a tea towel
for 15 seconds.

271
00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,410
And Concetta,
we're still waiting for her scores.

272
00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:20,200
And by that I mean that very
literally, because we're still

273
00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,260
waiting for her things to fall
off the ceiling of the caravan.

274
00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,900
She stuck three items to the roof.

275
00:12:26,050 --> 00:12:27,790
All three items are there
to this day.

276
00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:30,940
78 days, seven hours and 13 minutes.

277
00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:36,040
Wow.
Wow!

278
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:37,600
All right, let's see who else
you got.

279
00:12:37,630 --> 00:12:39,970
Next up, it's Aaron, Mel and Peter.

280
00:12:40,450 --> 00:12:42,460
I reckon that's got 12 seconds
in that.

281
00:12:42,490 --> 00:12:43,510
12 seconds. OK.

282
00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:49,630
Those are some regrettable attempts
from previous contestants.

283
00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,700
That's it. That's the item.

284
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:57,640
That seems, like, pretty sticky.

285
00:12:57,790 --> 00:12:58,780
Get the clock on that.

286
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,710
Was that two minutes?
Didn't feel like two minutes.

287
00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,470
That's good. OK.

288
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:06,580
Could it be my hand?

289
00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:07,690
Is your hand an item?

290
00:13:08,230 --> 00:13:09,820
Yeah... I'd say yeah.
You'd say yeah?

291
00:13:09,850 --> 00:13:10,420
Yeah.

292
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,030
You can't touch it once
it's glued, can you?

293
00:13:13,030 --> 00:13:14,260
Can something else touch it?

294
00:13:14,350 --> 00:13:15,850
All the information you need
is in the task.

295
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,830
(MOCKS) "Information you need is in
the task!"

296
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,760
And you didn't touch that?
I didn't touch that.

297
00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:22,690
How long do you think
it was up there?

298
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,060
Two minutes exactly.
I looked at your clock, remember.

299
00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:28,840
I'm touching the item that I've
glued to the ceiling, am I?

300
00:13:29,110 --> 00:13:30,520
You're touching an item that is
touching it.

301
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,020
OK, so now I'm touching it again.

302
00:13:32,050 --> 00:13:33,940
There's gonna be some touches
on and off.

303
00:13:33,970 --> 00:13:35,320
I mean, it's an interesting
question.

304
00:13:35,350 --> 00:13:37,090
Are you touching something
that you are?

305
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,070
I mean, I can touch myself.
You touch yourself?

306
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,510
Not with this much flour.

307
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:43,900
Ooh. I'm sorry.

308
00:13:43,930 --> 00:13:45,310
I didn't expect that.

309
00:13:45,340 --> 00:13:46,840
You didn't expect that?
No.

310
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,460
Two, one...

311
00:13:48,490 --> 00:13:50,650
Guess what - fell from the ceiling.
Oh, it fell.

312
00:13:50,650 --> 00:13:52,510
And that was a fall?
That was a fall. That's a fall.

313
00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,100
I'm not touching it now.
OK.

314
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,440
There's one...
Did you count that one?

315
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,570
We'll look at it.
It doesn't matter, does it?

316
00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,400
Somebody tried that.
That didn't work, did it?

317
00:14:00,430 --> 00:14:01,900
No.
What's the time?

318
00:14:02,230 --> 00:14:03,110
Three seconds.
Oh.

319
00:14:04,990 --> 00:14:06,460
Oh, no. You got flour on you.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

320
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:08,740
What a mistake accident.

321
00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,240
You think that'll be there
for two minutes?

322
00:14:10,270 --> 00:14:11,110
I reckon.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

323
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:14,800
It's yours.
Thanks.

324
00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:16,990
It's your present.
Thank you. Must go.

325
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:17,680
See you, Tom.

326
00:14:18,331 --> 00:14:21,011
(APPLAUSE)

327
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,660
So, Pete...
Yeah.

328
00:14:25,690 --> 00:14:28,480
You thought sticking your hand
to the roof counted?

329
00:14:28,510 --> 00:14:30,430
Yes, it did.
Is your hand an item?

330
00:14:30,460 --> 00:14:30,970
Yeah.

331
00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,300
I always say to my friends,
"Hey, give me some item," and...

332
00:14:38,930 --> 00:14:42,020
So it stuck...
It stuck to the roof.

333
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,730
Yeah. Yeah.
There's my hand...my hand is...

334
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,890
And then, miraculously,
I don't know how it happened,

335
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:47,360
two minutes - bang on.

336
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:48,470
Bang on.
Yeah.

337
00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,180
It just went, whoo!

338
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:53,720
But somehow it miraculously landed
at the end of your arm.

339
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,550
'Cause I caught it.
My arm caught it.

340
00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:01,160
I'm not sure if I can accept
that, because I feel

341
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,980
it was more like you're a bad
climate change protester.

342
00:15:05,390 --> 00:15:08,720
You know, you sort of glued yourself
in a very easy to remove way

343
00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:10,070
to the roof.
My hand...

344
00:15:10,130 --> 00:15:11,630
Let me go through this again.
My hand...

345
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:16,040
It was there. It's an... I'm not
touching it. Not touching it.

346
00:15:16,070 --> 00:15:18,410
I feel like the longer you talk
about it, the more the audience

347
00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:19,760
is getting on my side.

348
00:15:21,260 --> 00:15:23,720
At the same time, I don't
really give a shit what they think.

349
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:26,990
I think they're back...
I think they're back on my side now.

350
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,440
Yeah.

351
00:15:27,930 --> 00:15:32,090
(APPLAUSE)

352
00:15:32,090 --> 00:15:34,070
Don't bother.
It only makes him stronger.

353
00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:45,140
All right, well, let's just say
if we did include the hand,

354
00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,340
what would Pete's time be?

355
00:15:46,370 --> 00:15:47,270
Two minutes.

356
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:51,230
OK, well, if we don't count Pete's
hand, how long did he have?

357
00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:54,290
Pete stuck a koala toy up there
for 44 seconds.

358
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,380
OK, so, Aaron...
Yes.

359
00:15:57,410 --> 00:15:59,030
How long did the mango stay there?

360
00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,890
The mango above Tom's head?

361
00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:04,250
Yeah. That you placed specifically
above his face,

362
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,930
I suspect, on purpose.

363
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,300
I just got so caught up
in the moment.

364
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,220
I was like, "Oh,
there's a spot there."

365
00:16:11,630 --> 00:16:13,400
'Cause I know, like,
with your comedy, like,

366
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,380
everything you do
appears to be an accident,

367
00:16:15,410 --> 00:16:16,730
but often you do it on purpose.
Yes.

368
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:18,860
So, was this another one of
those examples?

369
00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,050
That one was not comedy.

370
00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,010
That was...

371
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,040
That was, um, sports.

372
00:16:28,190 --> 00:16:29,210
OK. All right.

373
00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,450
What was Aaron's best result though?

374
00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:34,100
Aaron put an orange up there

375
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,290
and then threw something
at it to knock it off

376
00:16:36,290 --> 00:16:37,640
at two minutes and three seconds.

377
00:16:37,670 --> 00:16:40,850
AUDIENCE: Ooh!
Are you accepting the throwing?

378
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:42,890
Well, he didn't touch it, so I'm not
worried about the throwing.

379
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,510
OK.
Yeah, so that's fine.

380
00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:46,100
And then what about Mel's strategy?

381
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,690
What were you holding there?
I couldn't see.

382
00:16:47,720 --> 00:16:51,950
I think it was like...just a wooden
piece of op shop shit, like...

383
00:16:52,670 --> 00:16:56,360
..that I used to touch the item
to the ceiling.

384
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:57,470
Well, I think you found a hack.

385
00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,750
There was also a second
item that I also glued.

386
00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,370
There was a little badge
that you would sew

387
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:05,930
on your scout's uniform
for best (BLEEP)... Whatever.

388
00:17:05,930 --> 00:17:06,290
And...

389
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,920
I got four.

390
00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:12,740
There he is. He's back!

391
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:14,510
He's back.

392
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,240
That's awesome, Rhys.
Do you want to shake items?

393
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:19,190
Yeah. See?

394
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:22,640
All right. So what was it?
You had a badge up there?

395
00:17:23,180 --> 00:17:24,410
Excuse me? Uh...

396
00:17:28,850 --> 00:17:29,630
This, uh...

397
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,430
Sometimes this show is impossible
to host.

398
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:38,640
Sorry.
So you glued a badge to the roof?

399
00:17:38,670 --> 00:17:41,460
Correct. Thank you. I did.
How long did it stay there for?

400
00:17:41,490 --> 00:17:43,470
That was one minute 40. But the...
Very close.

401
00:17:43,470 --> 00:17:46,410
..the task card that you held
the wooden thing to,

402
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,060
that was two minutes and seven
seconds.

403
00:17:48,330 --> 00:17:50,790
So are we accepting
the wooden cup method?

404
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,740
Yeah, well, you didn't touch it.
You touched the cup.

405
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,420
100%. Thank you.
You didn't touch the item.

406
00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:56,550
Yes, officer. Agree.
With your hand!

407
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,740
You didn't touch it with your hand.

408
00:17:58,770 --> 00:18:00,450
With my...hand.
Hand.

409
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:01,770
Item.
Sorry, I've given up.

410
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:02,520
Hand. Yeah.

411
00:18:03,180 --> 00:18:06,420
I need to clarify what we're doing
about the Helliar situation.

412
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,100
I think it's pretty clear
what I'm going to do.

413
00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:10,440
The crowd is on Pete's side,
so I'm not going to allow it.

414
00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:10,830
OK.

415
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,520
In that case, we've got Concetta
with one point,

416
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:17,820
being 78 days, seven
hours and 13 minutes away.

417
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,290
Um, Rhys gets two points.

418
00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,060
Pete, three points.
Mel, four points.

419
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,290
But the winner is Aaron Chen!

420
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:29,130
All right, so how does that place
things for the episode?

421
00:18:29,370 --> 00:18:31,980
Well, everyone else should try
to stick themselves to the momentum

422
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:34,650
of Aaron and Mel, who are
the leaders, both with eight points!

423
00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:39,060
OK, Lesser Tom,
what's happening next?

424
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,570
Well, it's time for the loveliest
task in Taskmaster history.

425
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:58,260
Hi, Tom!

426
00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,170
Hi, Pete.
Hey, Tom.

427
00:19:01,410 --> 00:19:02,550
For me?

428
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:04,050
Thank you. That's lovely.

429
00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:05,910
Roses - my favourite.

430
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:06,930
They're your favourite?

431
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:08,160
Mm, no.

432
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:10,800
Just get stuck in, mate.

433
00:19:10,890 --> 00:19:11,700
Oh my God.

434
00:19:12,090 --> 00:19:15,120
"Identify the loveliest thing
on the Taskmaster retreat."

435
00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:17,910
"When you have identified
your loveliest thing,

436
00:19:18,060 --> 00:19:19,710
"you must exclaim...

437
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,850
ALL: 'I love you'.

438
00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,290
"You have seven minutes."

439
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:24,870
"Your time starts now."

440
00:19:25,410 --> 00:19:26,970
Loveliest thing.

441
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,170
Well, I guess I'd better
get looking.

442
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,610
What's more lovely than sweets?

443
00:19:33,610 --> 00:19:36,400
I think as comedians, we don't allow
ourselves to love very often

444
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,320
because as soon as you're happy
and in love,

445
00:19:38,350 --> 00:19:40,840
the work does start
to get hard to produce.

446
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:44,710
Westie terrier, you would definitely
say...lovely.

447
00:19:44,740 --> 00:19:46,360
What's it called?
It's a westie.

448
00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:49,480
Mmm. Nice.

449
00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,850
I don't know how to drive.
Oh.

450
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:53,560
Do you know what would be
very lovely,

451
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:57,760
if for even just a couple
of metres I could drive the car.

452
00:19:57,790 --> 00:20:00,430
You know what? It's this. I love it.

453
00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,530
The minute I saw it, I was like,
"I want it."

454
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:05,740
I'm not going to call it early,
but, like, you know I love these.

455
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:07,060
I love you here as well.

456
00:20:07,090 --> 00:20:08,560
Did you say 'I love you'?
No.

457
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,640
But, like, can't I just say that
but I'm not, like...

458
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,190
Pfft!
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

459
00:20:15,190 --> 00:20:19,300
All right, Tom, this is to me
the loveliest thing,

460
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:22,180
which is the concept of driving.

461
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:24,250
I love you!

462
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:26,710
(MUFFLED) I love you.

463
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,330
I love you.

464
00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:29,470
I love you!
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

465
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,270
Thanks... Oh, my God.

466
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:33,720
(SHRIEKS)

467
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,280
Oh, what a surprise.

468
00:20:36,310 --> 00:20:37,570
I wasn't expecting the second one.

469
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:41,050
"Film a meet-cute between
you and your loveliest thing."

470
00:20:41,380 --> 00:20:42,580
"Cutest meet-cute wins."

471
00:20:42,610 --> 00:20:44,350
"You have 45 minutes."

472
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:46,690
"Your time starts now."

473
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,990
All right, so just to clarify

474
00:20:53,020 --> 00:20:57,760
for people who don't watch romantic
comedies, what is a meet-cute?

475
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,330
It is "an amusing or charming first
encounter between two characters

476
00:21:01,330 --> 00:21:03,490
"that leads to a romantic
relationship."

477
00:21:03,490 --> 00:21:05,890
So two of our contestants
are going to develop

478
00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,750
a romantic relationship with a ute.

479
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:10,930
Well, Mel is. Her loveliest
thing is a ute.

480
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,600
Rhys's loveliest thing
is the concept of driving.

481
00:21:16,210 --> 00:21:16,930
OK.

482
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,840
Concetta's is the papier mache
little me.

483
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:22,180
Aaron's is a
westie terrier figurine.

484
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:24,670
And Pete's is five jars of lollies.

485
00:21:26,140 --> 00:21:28,360
All right, whose meet-cute
are we going to see first?

486
00:21:28,390 --> 00:21:31,180
Well, she's a fan of rom coms,
so she'll get this reference.

487
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,060
Oh my God!

488
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,380
(SHRIEKS)

489
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,440
Types of meet-cutes. Coffee shop.
Dropping stuff is famous.

490
00:21:42,070 --> 00:21:42,970
(BLEEP) on a bus.

491
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:47,410
Where it's like, "Oh. Oh my God,
you're looking at me too."

492
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:51,730
And then like... Oh my God,
you haven't looked away.

493
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,160
Sometimes when there's someone,
like, really scary on the bus,

494
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,480
I think, don't look at them.

495
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,890
But then I can't help it.

496
00:21:58,510 --> 00:22:00,670
They think you're into them!

497
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,390
You should not be looking
at them, Tom.

498
00:22:04,540 --> 00:22:06,640
They could walk off the bus
with you!

499
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:09,220
Can't help it.
This is why you can't find love.

500
00:22:09,250 --> 00:22:11,440
You're not looking at the girl
who's looking at you

501
00:22:11,470 --> 00:22:14,560
'cause you're looking at the guy
who soiled himself on the bus.

502
00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:15,640
Oh, God.

503
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,170
You really need this.

504
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,120
He's gonna get something
you never get.

505
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:22,640
I'm gonna (BLEEP)
out of this little guy.

506
00:22:24,039 --> 00:22:29,999
(SLOW LOVE SONG IN FRENCH)

507
00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:36,980
Oh. Oh. Hey there.

508
00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:38,000
What are you reading?

509
00:22:38,030 --> 00:22:39,530
A Time to Dance.

510
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:42,050
What about you on your iPad?
Are you reading?

511
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,130
No, I don't really read.

512
00:22:43,130 --> 00:22:44,330
I prefer to watch.

513
00:22:44,360 --> 00:22:46,160
Oh, what are you watching?

514
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:48,830
I'm currently watching a documentary
about sand.

515
00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:51,500
Wow. Sounds amazing.

516
00:22:52,190 --> 00:22:54,440
Oh, I think this is our stop.

517
00:22:56,480 --> 00:22:58,550
Sh-should I come?
Yeah, yeah.

518
00:22:58,580 --> 00:23:00,590
Did you know there are more stars
in the universe

519
00:23:00,590 --> 00:23:02,780
than there are grains
of sand in the world?

520
00:23:03,110 --> 00:23:05,300
Wow, I'm learning so much.

521
00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:07,280
There's no one at the library desk.

522
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:09,110
I guess I'll call them.

523
00:23:09,980 --> 00:23:11,330
They've got me on hold.

524
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,250
There's something I'd like to hold.

525
00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:16,070
And I'm not talking about an iPad.

526
00:23:16,459 --> 00:23:19,940
(SENSUAL SAXOPHONE SOLO)

527
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:20,330
Oh!

528
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:26,620
(APPLAUSE)

529
00:23:28,070 --> 00:23:31,730
What was the inspiration for
your little meet-cute film there?

530
00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:36,560
My whole vibe is inspired
by the movie When Harry Met Sally

531
00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:39,200
and I think I slayed the challenge.

532
00:23:40,730 --> 00:23:43,430
I also like your commitment
to acting in the middle there too

533
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,590
when you mimed the bus stopping.

534
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,139
Did you like that?

535
00:23:47,780 --> 00:23:50,720
Maybe all five of you can be on the
same bus and it can stop.

536
00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:51,440
OK.

537
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:53,210
Now.

538
00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:55,400
Whoa!
(APPLAUSE)

539
00:23:56,300 --> 00:23:56,570
It's not bad!

540
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,860
OK, LT, I'm ready for another
meet-cute. Who's up next?

541
00:24:03,860 --> 00:24:05,330
She's got a head. She's got heels.

542
00:24:05,330 --> 00:24:07,940
But can she make one fall over the
other? It's Mel Buttle!

543
00:24:09,260 --> 00:24:11,090
(DITZY AMERICAN VOICE) I dunno,
it's kinda big.

544
00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,530
That's all the car, sweetheart.

545
00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,240
I think, if anything, I'm probably
just gonna leave...

546
00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,620
Whoa!

547
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,450
(LAUGHS) What! I'm so sorry.

548
00:24:17,450 --> 00:24:18,230
I didn't see you...
(FLIRTY MUSIC)

549
00:24:18,990 --> 00:24:19,710
Peter?

550
00:24:19,890 --> 00:24:23,610
Peter Peterson from Mrs Avery's
geography class!

551
00:24:24,150 --> 00:24:26,490
You look amazing. Wow!

552
00:24:26,490 --> 00:24:29,170
(SENSUAL MUSIC)

553
00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:30,720
(LAUGHTER)

554
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,090
Look at your rope.
It's still so tight. (LAUGHS)

555
00:24:33,660 --> 00:24:35,400
I remember your window.

556
00:24:38,250 --> 00:24:39,360
And your mirror.

557
00:24:40,290 --> 00:24:42,180
It hasn't changed a bit.

558
00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:45,270
(HANDS SQUEAK ON CAR BONNET)

559
00:24:45,270 --> 00:24:46,920
I would like to buy this car.

560
00:24:46,950 --> 00:24:49,080
OK. Well, shall you come into
the office?

561
00:24:49,110 --> 00:24:53,430
Put a little deposit down
on...your...your friend here

562
00:24:53,430 --> 00:24:55,560
that you know from high sc...
high school?

563
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,630
Yeah.
Peter, you're coming home with me!

564
00:24:57,660 --> 00:24:59,910
You're coming home for Christmas!

565
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,760
Is it romantic to purchase
your partner?

566
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:14,940
Because you bought your love.

567
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:17,730
Yeah. Yep. Yep. 100%.

568
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,710
Any more questions on the task?

569
00:25:20,550 --> 00:25:23,220
What kind of chemistry did
you build up with your ute?

570
00:25:23,250 --> 00:25:27,150
You know what they did not show, and
I'm absolutely baffled as to why,

571
00:25:27,300 --> 00:25:31,590
I... You know, the aerial
on the...the antenna on the front?

572
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:33,900
Yeah.
I (BLEEP) that off...

573
00:25:36,390 --> 00:25:39,870
..so vigorously that I broke
the aerial.

574
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,430
And yet we do not see my item job
on the...

575
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,580
OK, well, it's time to take
a break.

576
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:50,490
And during it, here's a
cheeky puzzle for you to solve.

577
00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:52,560
My eyelids are a beach.

578
00:25:52,590 --> 00:25:55,770
My father is one that squeaks.
What am I?

579
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,930
More Taskmaster after this.

580
00:26:09,330 --> 00:26:11,130
Welcome back to Taskmaster.

581
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:14,310
If you tried to solve that riddle
I set before the break,

582
00:26:14,310 --> 00:26:16,110
suck shit because I made it up.

583
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:18,690
Where were we, Tom?

584
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:21,000
Our contestants had to identify
the loveliest thing

585
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,200
on the Taskmaster retreat,

586
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,870
and then had to act out a meet-cute
with that thing.

587
00:26:24,870 --> 00:26:27,090
So far, Concetta,
hers has taken place on a bus

588
00:26:27,090 --> 00:26:29,400
and Mel's has taken place
with a car.

589
00:26:30,180 --> 00:26:33,210
How will our next contestant fare
having made their love interest

590
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:34,890
the concept of driving?

591
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,960
It's Rhys Nicholson.

592
00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,280
(METAL BANGING SOUND EFFECT)

593
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,881
(EERIE SPACESHIP SOUND EFFECTS)

594
00:26:48,401 --> 00:26:50,520
(LAUGHTER)

595
00:26:50,820 --> 00:26:52,890
Are you Hitler?
Who's Hitler?

596
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,150
A real arsehole.

597
00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,890
You don't need to worry about it.
Oh, right.

598
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,720
Who are you? What year is this?

599
00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:02,580
It's 1903. The year that the first
motor company was founded.

600
00:27:02,610 --> 00:27:05,220
I'm the founder.
What does your company do?

601
00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,840
I think what the company
is going to do

602
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,930
is mass manufacture
vehicles that are motorised.

603
00:27:09,930 --> 00:27:12,390
So if you were to put that in
kind of conceptual terms,

604
00:27:12,390 --> 00:27:13,380
how would you explain that?

605
00:27:13,410 --> 00:27:14,950
I suppose now you ask that question,

606
00:27:14,950 --> 00:27:18,490
I suppose I've just devised
the concept of driving.

607
00:27:18,850 --> 00:27:20,860
The concept of driving?

608
00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:21,400
Yeah.

609
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,040
Wow!

610
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:32,280
(SENSUAL JAZZ MUSIC)

611
00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,050
Hey, what the hell?
Get away from my concept.

612
00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,370
That's my concept.

613
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,740
No! We're in love!
This is my concept.

614
00:27:45,070 --> 00:27:45,340
(PEW! PEW! PEW!)
Oh!

615
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:48,670
We've got to get out of here.

616
00:27:50,590 --> 00:27:53,170
I love you, the concept of driving.

617
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:57,670
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

618
00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:03,970
So you had to fall in love
with something pretty abstract?

619
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,470
Yes.
I think you did a great job.

620
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:06,670
Thank you!

621
00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:08,980
It was surprising to me
how quickly I got to,

622
00:28:09,010 --> 00:28:10,180
"All right, time travel!

623
00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:12,940
"Dress like a condom, quick!"

624
00:28:13,630 --> 00:28:16,930
I'd like to point out that that is
the third time Rhys has killed me

625
00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:17,770
in a task.

626
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:21,070
Yeah.

627
00:28:23,050 --> 00:28:25,300
All right, Tommy Ticklemouse,
who's up next?

628
00:28:25,780 --> 00:28:27,820
This one is for fans of puppy love,

629
00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:30,490
by which I mean falling in love with
a puppy. It's Aaron Chen!

630
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,990
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, my gosh.
It's my first day at Animal High

631
00:28:34,990 --> 00:28:38,110
and all the seats at the cafeteria
are taken.

632
00:28:38,290 --> 00:28:40,690
Except the one next to Westie.

633
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,220
(HIGH-PITCHED VICE)
Hello there, Kangaroo.

634
00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,450
Not today, Westie,

635
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:47,590
I can't be bothered
answering another nerdy question.

636
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:48,820
TOM: (SQUEAKY VOICE)
Welcome to the school.

637
00:28:48,850 --> 00:28:49,390
Cuter.

638
00:28:50,350 --> 00:28:51,670
(SQUEAKIER VOICE)
Welcome to the school.

639
00:28:52,390 --> 00:28:55,030
Are there are like a million
kangaroos in Australia?

640
00:28:55,060 --> 00:28:56,620
Uh, thanks for your question.

641
00:28:56,620 --> 00:29:00,160
I would answer it if
it weren't so stupid.

642
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:04,420
Even though you're super cute,
I'm a jock, and it...

643
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:06,250
..and it can't be.

644
00:29:08,450 --> 00:29:12,370
(LAUGHTER)

645
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,480
Hold on. I thought only Aussies
liked gum leaf pasta.

646
00:29:16,510 --> 00:29:19,480
I think gum leaf pasta is so cool!

647
00:29:19,510 --> 00:29:22,090
Oh, my gosh, I didn't know
that about you.

648
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:23,980
I totally wrote you off.

649
00:29:24,010 --> 00:29:26,770
We gotta...
We gotta be together.

650
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,310
This is a meet-cute
of cute proportions.

651
00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:35,020
Unfortunately, I am a kangaroo
and you're a westie.

652
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:37,990
And according to law, that's
not allowed.

653
00:29:38,020 --> 00:29:39,700
There's one exception to that rule.

654
00:29:39,730 --> 00:29:40,750
What's that?

655
00:29:40,930 --> 00:29:43,210
We could be together
if we were in space.

656
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,160
You mean like in a satellite?

657
00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:46,570
Yeah, that's exactly what I mean.

658
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,990
(NORMAL VOICE) We need to have
20 working monitors.

659
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,810
(SQUEAKY VOICE) What's the cutest
way to get to space, Westie?

660
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,290
We can float in our love. Like this.

661
00:30:02,140 --> 00:30:06,730
Well, Westie, we're in the
satellite with 20 monitors.

662
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,410
Now we can finally be in love.

663
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:13,680
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

664
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,990
Well, I'm just trying to picture
what you were going for there.

665
00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,100
It was a bit confusing at times.

666
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:21,200
I feel like you were going for a
Lady and the Tramp moment.

667
00:30:21,230 --> 00:30:23,240
Yeah.
But you didn't do that moment.

668
00:30:23,270 --> 00:30:25,940
It sort of looked like you were just
halfway through flossing your teeth.

669
00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,180
Well, I didn't really have time
to really think

670
00:30:29,180 --> 00:30:31,070
about the implications and stuff.

671
00:30:31,070 --> 00:30:33,110
We just had to get
to that space scene

672
00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:35,750
because I did request 20 monitors.

673
00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:37,970
Can I ask a question?

674
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,340
Why did you have so much blush on?

675
00:30:40,370 --> 00:30:41,090
Yeah.

676
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,420
Aaron was very focussed
on the scene's cuteness,

677
00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:46,730
so focussed that even voice actors

678
00:30:46,730 --> 00:30:49,910
that weren't
going to appear had to wear rouge.

679
00:30:51,740 --> 00:30:53,180
Anyway, love is still in the air.

680
00:30:53,210 --> 00:30:55,250
Let's finish this and get rid of it.

681
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:56,810
It's stinking up the vibe.

682
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:57,710
Who's next?

683
00:30:59,030 --> 00:31:02,600
He's literally written and starred
in a romantic comedy film.

684
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,620
It's Peter Helliar.

685
00:31:05,150 --> 00:31:08,000
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) I just want to
make a toast to my girls!

686
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,220
Yes!
Cheers!

687
00:31:10,310 --> 00:31:13,400
A special heads up to a beautiful
friend, Donna,

688
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,290
who has quit drinking.

689
00:31:15,530 --> 00:31:16,190
Well done, Donna.

690
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:18,170
Oh, water's so nice.

691
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:21,200
Now, I want to thank you guys
for being the best friends possible.

692
00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:24,200
Because, as you know, my heart
was broken 30 years ago

693
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:27,800
when I lost my beautiful man Pete
in that tragic accident

694
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,870
that nobody
really quite explained to me.

695
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:32,180
But Donna, you were there.
Yeah, I was there.

696
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:33,680
And you saw the whole thing, right?

697
00:31:33,800 --> 00:31:35,870
Actually, because this is my
first day sober,

698
00:31:35,870 --> 00:31:37,910
I'm starting to see
things a lot more clearer.

699
00:31:37,970 --> 00:31:41,120
And I can actually tell
you that he's actually still alive!

700
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:44,690
What!? What!? What!? What!?

701
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:48,560
Yes. And I can tell you that Pete
is living down by the old ranch

702
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:49,910
in the old caravan.

703
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:53,060
What? The caravan
just in the next town?

704
00:31:53,090 --> 00:31:54,620
Yeah, exactly.

705
00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:56,750
Oh my God. Forget about him.

706
00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,970
Forget about him.
You can do better than him.

707
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,400
Shut up, Eileen!
Fix your bloody eye.

708
00:32:01,430 --> 00:32:04,700
I'm going to find Pete,
the love of my life.

709
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:07,710
Pete!

710
00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:10,710
Pete! I know you're in there.

711
00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:11,790
Please come out!

712
00:32:11,790 --> 00:32:14,190
I know it was a hoax.
I know you're alive!

713
00:32:15,570 --> 00:32:17,190
Cindy Gumballs?

714
00:32:17,220 --> 00:32:19,950
It's me, Pete! It's me.

715
00:32:19,980 --> 00:32:22,080
Oh, I love you, Cindy Gumballs!

716
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:23,760
Oh!
Oh!

717
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,230
Mwah! Mwah!

718
00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:27,720
Oh! Oh! Oh!

719
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:28,770
It's been so long.

720
00:32:28,890 --> 00:32:30,730
Oh! Oh!

721
00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:31,650
Oh.

722
00:32:31,950 --> 00:32:33,120
What about my friends?

723
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:35,820
Oh, I love all your friends equally.

724
00:32:36,030 --> 00:32:38,520
Oh! Oh! Oh!

725
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,090
Love me as well!
Oh, it's so good.

726
00:32:42,750 --> 00:32:44,580
Oh! Oh, good.

727
00:32:44,610 --> 00:32:46,350
Why were you pretending
to be dead, Pete?

728
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:48,270
I wasn't pretending to be dead.

729
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:49,620
It was a rumour. Now...

730
00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:52,800
But you just live a town down.
Why didn't you come and say hello?

731
00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,000
'Cause I've been drinking.

732
00:32:54,330 --> 00:32:56,070
Oh, that doesn't sound like
an excuse.

733
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:57,870
It just sounds like another thing
you've been doing, Pete.

734
00:32:57,900 --> 00:33:00,240
No. Well, me and Cindy Gumballs
are gonna go catch up,

735
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:02,490
if you know what I mean.
What do you mean?

736
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,370
You guys stay out here.
We're gonna get sexy.

737
00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:06,180
Yeah.

738
00:33:06,869 --> 00:33:08,629
(RHYTHMIC RATTLING)

739
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,780
Oh my God!

740
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:10,710
Cindy Gumballs!

741
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:14,820
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

742
00:33:16,980 --> 00:33:19,710
What were you doing with the lollies
in the caravan there, Pete?

743
00:33:19,740 --> 00:33:20,820
Getting sticky.

744
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:25,500
I was very happy to see you working
wig's back into it again.

745
00:33:25,530 --> 00:33:28,620
I love it. Like I said, my biggest
influence is The Footy Show.

746
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,140
Um... And it was fun.

747
00:33:31,140 --> 00:33:32,430
It was bloody fun.
Yeah.

748
00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:33,660
And it was a bloody good story.

749
00:33:33,690 --> 00:33:34,770
Yeah, I know.
It wasn't just a scene.

750
00:33:35,730 --> 00:33:37,560
It was a whole story there.
It was very moving.

751
00:33:37,590 --> 00:33:39,390
No, I know. There was
a history, wasn't there?

752
00:33:39,390 --> 00:33:42,330
Because like, that was you meeting
your love interest,

753
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,920
not for the first time, wasn't it?

754
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:47,670
No, no. What...
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

755
00:33:47,670 --> 00:33:48,510
The love was real.

756
00:33:48,540 --> 00:33:53,010
What you don't understand is, the
guy in the caravan was a twin.

757
00:33:55,140 --> 00:33:56,460
What's a meet-cute again?

758
00:33:56,490 --> 00:34:01,650
"An amusing or charming first
encounter between two characters

759
00:34:01,650 --> 00:34:03,600
"that leads to a romantic
relationship."

760
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,000
OK. Well, now I'm worried. Now I've
got to think through all the films.

761
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:09,239
Mm.
Mel knew her love interest as well.

762
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,730
People change. People change.
I'm just...

763
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,350
I remember you saying the ute,

764
00:34:13,350 --> 00:34:15,360
you were in the same class
at high school together.

765
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,489
But that was the question.
I was like, "Were we? Were we?"

766
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,170
And we didn't...
What did the ute say?

767
00:34:19,710 --> 00:34:22,770
You can't... Non-verbal. Couldn't
hear...couldn't hear the answer.

768
00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:25,290
So I guess the question
will go unanswered.

769
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:27,540
All right. Well, I'd better allocate
some points.

770
00:34:27,570 --> 00:34:29,190
Yep.
So I think that's fair.

771
00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,780
I don't think it was a
meet-cute with Pete.

772
00:34:30,780 --> 00:34:32,699
So he's last on one.
OK.

773
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:35,100
Also, I'm a bit sketchy on Mel's.

774
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,600
So that's two points to Mel.
OK.

775
00:34:36,780 --> 00:34:40,290
Um, three points to Aaron Chen
because it was pretty cute

776
00:34:40,290 --> 00:34:42,239
but not cute enough. So, three.

777
00:34:42,570 --> 00:34:44,010
I'm going to give Rhys four points

778
00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:46,620
because they had a high level
of difficulty to get over

779
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:49,500
because Rhys fell in love
with a concept.

780
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:53,699
But the comedian who adhered
to genre the most was Concetta.

781
00:34:53,699 --> 00:34:55,170
So five points to Concetta!

782
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,520
No more meet-cutes for you, audience.

783
00:34:59,520 --> 00:35:02,410
You've fallen in love, got
married and now you're stuck

784
00:35:02,410 --> 00:35:03,790
in a boring, repetitive rut.

785
00:35:03,820 --> 00:35:07,480
Luckily, we have television to fill
the abyss that was once your heart.

786
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,940
And there's more of that coming
up right after this!

787
00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:23,470
Welcome back to Taskmaster,

788
00:35:23,500 --> 00:35:26,860
the thrilling show where five people
are working as hard as they can

789
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,840
to win bobbleheads
to put in their cars

790
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,390
that at least
one of them can't drive.

791
00:35:32,290 --> 00:35:33,820
What have we got next, Lesser Tom?

792
00:35:33,850 --> 00:35:35,710
I hope you like your comedy clean.

793
00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,740
Hello.
OTHERS: Whoo!

794
00:35:51,370 --> 00:35:52,420
How are you doing?
Hi, Aaron. Hi, Pete.

795
00:35:52,420 --> 00:35:52,930
How are you doing?

796
00:35:53,830 --> 00:35:54,700
I'm Rhys.

797
00:35:54,970 --> 00:35:57,280
Shall I?
Thank you.

798
00:35:58,090 --> 00:36:00,910
"Recreate the Sydney Opera House
out of soap."

799
00:36:00,910 --> 00:36:02,860
"You have 30 minutes."

800
00:36:02,890 --> 00:36:05,920
"Best soap Opera House wins."

801
00:36:05,950 --> 00:36:07,450
"Your time starts now."

802
00:36:07,570 --> 00:36:09,220
Can we get a photo
of the Opera House?

803
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,630
Or do we have to do it from memory?

804
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,220
I can show you a photo.
Thank you.

805
00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:13,300
We're allowed to see a photo.

806
00:36:13,330 --> 00:36:15,340
It should be white, because
the Opera House is white.

807
00:36:15,370 --> 00:36:17,770
Just make sure they don't use
that in a different context.

808
00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:19,960
The Opera House is white
and...very white.

809
00:36:21,790 --> 00:36:23,650
All right, team tasks are back.

810
00:36:23,830 --> 00:36:26,350
So we've got Ernie and Bert,
of course, and the Muppets.

811
00:36:26,740 --> 00:36:28,510
Should we get straight into it?
Let's do it.

812
00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:31,300
It's time for the Taskmaster
contestant most likely to star

813
00:36:31,300 --> 00:36:33,130
in a soap opera,
and the least likely,

814
00:36:33,130 --> 00:36:34,210
and everyone else in between.

815
00:36:34,210 --> 00:36:36,250
It's Aaron, Concetta, Mel, Pete
and Rhys!

816
00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,860
Do you think this is what it feels
like to be a drug dealer?

817
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:42,070
Lots of little bricks in weird
plastic rooms.

818
00:36:42,130 --> 00:36:44,620
Don't know what you're talking about.
So much soap!

819
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,320
Kids in Africa who aren't
even on Taskmaster.

820
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,850
It's so...such a waste.

821
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,040
This is kind of glue, right?
Soap?

822
00:36:51,070 --> 00:36:52,000
Watch this.

823
00:36:53,170 --> 00:36:53,860
See?

824
00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:56,050
I can get you something.
What are you after?

825
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,100
Oh, maybe a knife.
OK.

826
00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:00,260
Just for myself.

827
00:37:00,290 --> 00:37:02,360
Is this riveting television?
Could be.

828
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,370
Should we see if this even works?
Let's see if we can...

829
00:37:07,820 --> 00:37:10,040
What? That's the end you're... OK.

830
00:37:10,070 --> 00:37:11,030
This is going to sound obvious,

831
00:37:11,030 --> 00:37:12,710
but please be careful
with the knives.

832
00:37:12,740 --> 00:37:13,730
Shut up!

833
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:15,860
There's no white.
There's no white.

834
00:37:15,890 --> 00:37:18,290
We're gonna have to use our
imagination on the white, Concetta.

835
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:19,400
OK.
I worked that out

836
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:22,970
a few minutes ago, but I love that
you...you're sticking with it.

837
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:25,340
How much time do we have left?
Ten minutes and 15 seconds.

838
00:37:25,370 --> 00:37:27,230
Oh, that's gonna be heaps
of tourists.

839
00:37:27,260 --> 00:37:28,430
What are the tourists gonna
look like?

840
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:29,900
People, Tom.

841
00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:31,880
Yeah, you (BLEEP) idiot!

842
00:37:31,910 --> 00:37:34,280
I think we just go flat.
Flat. Flat.

843
00:37:36,290 --> 00:37:37,220
Yeah.
(BLEEP) you, Tom!

844
00:37:37,250 --> 00:37:39,080
Careful of my sail.
Sorry. Sorry.

845
00:37:39,110 --> 00:37:40,400
Soap masters.

846
00:37:40,430 --> 00:37:41,990
Don't, 'cause Channel Ten
will make that.

847
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,320
Every time I move them,
they look bad.

848
00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:46,520
I'm not thrilled, mate.

849
00:37:46,550 --> 00:37:48,290
Why? Why are you not thrilled?
I just. ..

850
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:51,890
What if those other idiots,
like, they've thought of a secret way

851
00:37:51,890 --> 00:37:53,030
that we haven't thought of?

852
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,980
Not bad. It's gorgeous sunset.

853
00:37:55,010 --> 00:37:56,450
What are the yellow things
on the ferry?

854
00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:59,150
Cheese.
Oh, five minutes, 45 seconds left.

855
00:37:59,150 --> 00:38:00,770
No! What?

856
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,390
Are there any other elements
you'd like to add?

857
00:38:02,420 --> 00:38:04,460
What about, um...

858
00:38:04,490 --> 00:38:06,110
You may have the same idea.
Yeah.

859
00:38:06,140 --> 00:38:08,810
Let's say it's Sydney...
It rains in Sydney quite a bit.

860
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,580
Holy smokes.

861
00:38:10,850 --> 00:38:12,680
30 seconds.
No, no!

862
00:38:12,710 --> 00:38:13,880
Is that good?
Are you happy with that?

863
00:38:13,910 --> 00:38:16,490
Well, look at mine and compare
the pair.

864
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,170
That was really nasty.

865
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,510
I don't mean to be nasty,
but that's another element.

866
00:38:20,510 --> 00:38:23,120
I was about to do the same thing.
There you go.

867
00:38:23,150 --> 00:38:24,920
OK. Forget mine. Forget mine.

868
00:38:25,010 --> 00:38:27,590
Just do yours. Do yours. 12 seconds.
Whoop!

869
00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:30,770
I've lost a lot of trust
in a certain young lady today.

870
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:32,720
That's it.
Stop pushing things on the floor!

871
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:33,470
Sorry!

872
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,039
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

873
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:39,260
Thanks, Mel. Thanks, Concetta.

874
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,600
Oh, boy.

875
00:38:42,490 --> 00:38:47,331
(APPLAUSE)

876
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:49,700
Well, it was a bit tricky.
It's hard to judge them

877
00:38:49,700 --> 00:38:51,770
because they were both
kind of equally shit.

878
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:56,180
I mean, not all tasks are built
equally, and we did our best.

879
00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,940
Yeah. It wasn't... I'm surprised it
made the edit, to be honest.

880
00:39:03,740 --> 00:39:05,930
Well, I think it might be the worst
team task I've ever seen

881
00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:07,070
in the history of the show.

882
00:39:07,190 --> 00:39:09,650
I mean, I felt like Ernie
and Bert in particular,

883
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:11,870
it was almost like you were doing
two different buildings.

884
00:39:12,260 --> 00:39:14,090
Anything you'd like to say,
Concetta?

885
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:14,510
No.

886
00:39:15,590 --> 00:39:17,840
All right.
I left it all out there.

887
00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:20,960
I think maybe there's something
else we should see.

888
00:39:27,020 --> 00:39:28,160
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

889
00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:31,080
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

890
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Hi, Tom.
Shh!

891
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,860
Hey, Tom.
(WHISPERS) Hi, Pete.

892
00:39:34,460 --> 00:39:36,530
There's something in your locker.
Oh my...!

893
00:39:38,330 --> 00:39:39,080
It's just this.

894
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:39,830
Yeah.

895
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:42,470
"Your next team task...

896
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:45,350
"..is irrelevant.
The real task is this."

897
00:39:45,380 --> 00:39:47,300
"In the style of
a soap opera scene..."

898
00:39:47,330 --> 00:39:50,090
"Dramatically destroy
your team's creation."

899
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,950
"Most dramatic soap opera
destruction wins."

900
00:39:52,950 --> 00:39:54,720
"If your team-mates realise
you are acting

901
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,730
"any time before the studio
record...

902
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:59,220
"Your team will be disqualified."

903
00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:04,050
"The time starts whenever you think
is most dramatic.

904
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,730
"During your next task."

905
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:09,720
So I need to destroy
the hard work of the team.

906
00:40:09,930 --> 00:40:12,330
For the good of the team.
For the good of the team.

907
00:40:12,570 --> 00:40:13,170
Good luck.

908
00:40:13,690 --> 00:40:15,851
(APPLAUSE)

909
00:40:20,850 --> 00:40:25,020
When Pete poured the water,
it really improved the sculpture.

910
00:40:25,020 --> 00:40:25,410
Um...

911
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:28,350
So it's tricky to understand.

912
00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:30,990
So for the good of the team,
you had to destroy the task.

913
00:40:30,990 --> 00:40:34,110
But you only succeeded,
though, if they didn't know.

914
00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,700
If they didn't suspect,
which I think we've proven

915
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:36,930
they had no idea. In fact...

916
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:40,590
In fact, they actually were thankful
and grateful that I was there

917
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:41,850
on the day helping out.

918
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:45,120
Pete... Like, Pete's impact, made
such little impact on me

919
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,010
that I don't remember doing
any of that.

920
00:40:48,570 --> 00:40:50,130
Bert, did Ernie get away with it?

921
00:40:50,130 --> 00:40:53,400
I think if you watch...if we're
going on the clip that was shown,

922
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:54,810
it is not clear...

923
00:40:55,320 --> 00:40:59,370
No. No one knew what was
going on based on the clip.

924
00:40:59,370 --> 00:41:00,510
Would you like to see another clip?

925
00:41:00,510 --> 00:41:02,580
No.
No. No.

926
00:41:04,309 --> 00:41:07,229
(APPLAUSE)

927
00:41:08,010 --> 00:41:09,270
You can do boats as well.

928
00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:13,860
I think we should also just mainly
focus on the Opera House.

929
00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,170
Well, we can do that. Yeah.

930
00:41:17,010 --> 00:41:19,080
That's a...that's a huge tick,
I'd say.

931
00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:21,450
I think they think
I'm having a breakdown.

932
00:41:21,450 --> 00:41:22,650
I'm not.
No.

933
00:41:22,650 --> 00:41:24,630
Doing really good.
I don't think you are.

934
00:41:25,500 --> 00:41:28,470
What's that for?
Well, it just fills in the steps.

935
00:41:28,500 --> 00:41:31,080
Kind of like glazed Opera House.
Yeah, like a glaze.

936
00:41:31,140 --> 00:41:32,670
Where's my...
No, no, no, no, no, no!

937
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:33,960
Where's my pointy sails?

938
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:36,510
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

939
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,340
Rains in Sydney quite a bit.

940
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,050
Holy smokes.

941
00:41:40,170 --> 00:41:42,570
Has he been told to sabotage
this task?

942
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:44,460
Because it was really good before?

943
00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:46,290
You don't agree with this?
No.

944
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:47,400
Oh, I get it.

945
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,170
It's a trick task, I get it.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

946
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,330
No!
Was her job to sabotage the task?

947
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,120
And she gets as many points
as she can?

948
00:41:54,150 --> 00:41:55,680
No. No.

949
00:41:55,710 --> 00:41:57,780
I think you owe me an apology, Aaron.

950
00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:01,260
I'm sorry that you ruined our task.

951
00:42:01,290 --> 00:42:02,730
I don't think you ruined it.
I didn't ruin it.

952
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,700
I think it's...better.
No, I wouldn't do that.

953
00:42:05,730 --> 00:42:08,100
I think you would,
'cause you're not...

954
00:42:08,130 --> 00:42:09,900
No!
..a great actress.

955
00:42:09,930 --> 00:42:12,030
Are you happy with that?
I'm a little bit upset with Aaron.

956
00:42:12,060 --> 00:42:13,800
Yeah, we'll sort it out upstairs.

957
00:42:13,890 --> 00:42:16,980
You question my integrity
and my commitment to the task.

958
00:42:17,010 --> 00:42:19,830
You did pour a bucket of water on it.

959
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,830
To show a famous Sydney downfall.

960
00:42:23,220 --> 00:42:25,350
I'll do it again if you want.
Like... That's what you want.

961
00:42:30,420 --> 00:42:32,610
I think I did really well
at guessing the true point

962
00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:33,450
of the task.
OK.

963
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,380
Which is to catch Concetta out
for sabotaging the task.

964
00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,310
Wrong. You're being crazy.

965
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:40,260
He's difficult to work with.

966
00:42:42,900 --> 00:42:46,059
(APPLAUSE)

967
00:42:47,980 --> 00:42:52,150
So, Mel, you said that you thought
the task was sabotage

968
00:42:52,150 --> 00:42:54,760
and that you had to spot
the sabotage.

969
00:42:54,790 --> 00:42:56,320
Yep.
You idiot!

970
00:42:57,370 --> 00:42:58,930
You stupid bitch!

971
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,680
Sorry.

972
00:43:00,520 --> 00:43:02,380
Not all of us can be Italian.

973
00:43:02,410 --> 00:43:02,800
Um...

974
00:43:04,750 --> 00:43:06,460
Uh, did I say that?

975
00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:07,540
Was that a green screen?

976
00:43:07,540 --> 00:43:08,860
Was it me? Was it a robot?

977
00:43:08,890 --> 00:43:10,150
Was it ChatGPT?

978
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,700
Was it AI? Was I under duress?

979
00:43:12,730 --> 00:43:14,800
Was there a gun to my head
that was not visible?

980
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:17,050
I would like to talk to a lawyer.
Thank you.

981
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,170
OK, well, I think it's pretty clear

982
00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:21,940
that Concetta did not get
away with it.

983
00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:24,280
But as for the Muppets,
it's a bit tricky.

984
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:26,560
Rhys seemed oblivious
the whole time.

985
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:31,030
But Aaron, on the other hand,
you did say that you thought

986
00:43:31,030 --> 00:43:32,800
that sabotage was happening,
didn't you?

987
00:43:32,830 --> 00:43:36,700
I asked, "Are you trying to
sabotage?" Did I not?

988
00:43:36,730 --> 00:43:39,700
It was so specifically,
"Are you betraying me?"

989
00:43:40,090 --> 00:43:42,250
That's the task! You spotted it!

990
00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:44,650
Yes, but that's how I talk to Pete.

991
00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:49,510
You also said Pete is hard
to work with.

992
00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:51,130
Yes.
I am.

993
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,240
That's...my genuine thought
during the task was...

994
00:43:55,270 --> 00:43:56,890
..Pete is crazy.

995
00:43:58,390 --> 00:44:00,310
Pete does not care about winning.

996
00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:01,690
He cares about the laughs

997
00:44:01,690 --> 00:44:05,050
as he has over the span
of his entire career.

998
00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:11,260
And we, with that argument,
have won the task!

999
00:44:17,900 --> 00:44:22,699
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

1000
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:24,490
Group hug, group hug.

1001
00:44:26,950 --> 00:44:29,080
Hi items for everyone!

1002
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,560
It was actually...

1003
00:44:32,590 --> 00:44:34,900
I made up my decision
when we were showing the footage

1004
00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,970
because as soon as we
showed the secret task,

1005
00:44:36,970 --> 00:44:40,900
I saw Aaron watching it and he went,
"Oh, no way!"

1006
00:44:43,240 --> 00:44:44,840
Because he thought he wasn't
on camera,

1007
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:48,260
which means Aaron definitely did not
know about the secret task,

1008
00:44:48,260 --> 00:44:50,030
which means the Muppets win!

1009
00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:57,620
Out of both pieces of sabotage,

1010
00:44:57,650 --> 00:45:00,020
I think Ernie and Bert's
was far more spectacular.

1011
00:45:00,050 --> 00:45:01,970
And if you had won, I would
have given you five.

1012
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,860
But you're disqualified,
so you get nothing.

1013
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:07,130
The Muppets did win the task,
but it wasn't quite as spectacular.

1014
00:45:07,130 --> 00:45:09,320
So I'm gonna give them three each.
So it's three, three, three.

1015
00:45:11,660 --> 00:45:12,890
All right. It's time for some ads.

1016
00:45:12,890 --> 00:45:16,460
In a true soapy fashion, we've got
to leave this one on a cliff-hanger.

1017
00:45:16,670 --> 00:45:18,380
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

1018
00:45:18,530 --> 00:45:19,970
I'm your real dad.

1019
00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:22,610
Back soon.

1020
00:45:28,970 --> 00:45:31,770
Look, I know you're watching it now,
but how about watching more later?

1021
00:45:31,770 --> 00:45:34,049
Catch every moment of triumph
and utter humiliation

1022
00:45:34,049 --> 00:45:35,410
of Taskmaster Australia

1023
00:45:35,410 --> 00:45:38,009
with full episodes at 10play.com.au
or the 10 Play app.

1024
00:45:44,990 --> 00:45:47,030
Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia,

1025
00:45:47,060 --> 00:45:48,920
the show
where five professional comedians

1026
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,580
smush soap together in their hands
and try to pash a car.

1027
00:45:53,510 --> 00:45:55,790
It's almost time for a live
task here in the studio.

1028
00:45:55,790 --> 00:45:57,650
But before we get there, Lesser Tom,

1029
00:45:57,650 --> 00:46:00,470
where are we at for the scores
in this episode?

1030
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,480
Well, we've got Pete last
on nine points,

1031
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:05,030
but way out in front with 14 points,
it's Aaron Chen!

1032
00:46:05,750 --> 00:46:06,350
All right.

1033
00:46:07,550 --> 00:46:09,830
With the live task to go,
anyone can still win it,

1034
00:46:09,830 --> 00:46:13,220
unless, of course, you know
when numbers are more than five away

1035
00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,420
from other numbers.

1036
00:46:14,810 --> 00:46:17,630
But for Helliar's sake,
let's pretend you don't.

1037
00:46:17,660 --> 00:46:18,890
To the stage!

1038
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:26,930
Lesser Tom, why are you standing
next to a giant filing cabinet?

1039
00:46:26,990 --> 00:46:29,840
It's my favourite thing.
What have you got for us?

1040
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:31,370
Pete, could you please read
the task?

1041
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:37,820
"Select a pose, then step
into this box and strike it.

1042
00:46:37,820 --> 00:46:39,620
"One of the doors will open

1043
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,800
"to reveal part of your pose
to the Taskmaster.

1044
00:46:42,830 --> 00:46:45,650
"The door that opens will be
randomly selected.

1045
00:46:45,650 --> 00:46:49,160
"You may not move or change
your pose or expression

1046
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:50,960
"after the door has opened.

1047
00:46:50,990 --> 00:46:55,400
"Most poses deciphered
by the Taskmaster wins.

1048
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,310
"The first contestant will pick
their first pose

1049
00:46:58,310 --> 00:47:00,980
"from Tom's deck of cards."

1050
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,170
Rhys, please select a pose.

1051
00:47:21,950 --> 00:47:23,960
Uh, is it 13 - Tom Cashman?

1052
00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:29,690
Pete, please select your pose.

1053
00:47:30,340 --> 00:47:32,340
AUDIENCE: Ooh!

1054
00:47:39,690 --> 00:47:42,060
14 - appealing cricket bowler.

1055
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,360
Mel, please select your pose.

1056
00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,100
Number 5 - jogger.

1057
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:01,979
(APPLAUSE)

1058
00:48:02,100 --> 00:48:02,550
Oh, that's hard.

1059
00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:06,360
Concetta, please select your pose.

1060
00:48:16,020 --> 00:48:17,370
Number 4 - sprinter.

1061
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,580
Aaron, please select your pose.

1062
00:48:31,619 --> 00:48:35,059
(LAUGHTER)

1063
00:48:35,130 --> 00:48:36,660
Number 10 - Arnold Schwarzenegger.

1064
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,230
Rhys, please select your pose.

1065
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,240
(LAUGHTER)

1066
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,340
Number 12 - karate practitioner.

1067
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,780
Please select your pose.

1068
00:49:00,810 --> 00:49:01,530
Thank you, Tom.

1069
00:49:02,490 --> 00:49:03,870
Ooh!

1070
00:49:09,609 --> 00:49:11,250
(LAUGHTER)

1071
00:49:11,250 --> 00:49:12,690
Appealing cricket bowler.

1072
00:49:18,180 --> 00:49:20,280
Mel, please select your pose.

1073
00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,760
14 - appealing cricket bowler.

1074
00:49:37,770 --> 00:49:39,720
Concetta, please select your pose.

1075
00:49:49,230 --> 00:49:50,340
11 - mime.

1076
00:49:50,910 --> 00:49:52,710
(APPLAUSE)

1077
00:49:54,390 --> 00:49:56,610
Aaron, please select your pose.

1078
00:50:10,380 --> 00:50:11,760
I think that is...

1079
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,110
..7 - James Bond.

1080
00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:21,720
All right, now you can strike a pose
at home during the ads.

1081
00:50:21,750 --> 00:50:22,650
See you soon!

1082
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,370
Welcome to Taskmaster Australia.

1083
00:50:36,370 --> 00:50:38,650
If you're just tuning in,
well, that's pretty crazy.

1084
00:50:38,650 --> 00:50:41,260
But basically what happened
was there was a competition

1085
00:50:41,260 --> 00:50:43,660
for the most distracting
thing on a dashboard.

1086
00:50:43,660 --> 00:50:44,830
Then we teased Pete.

1087
00:50:44,830 --> 00:50:47,650
We teased Tom Cashman throughout
the whole show.

1088
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:50,410
Then we made them all do
a pose guessing competition

1089
00:50:50,410 --> 00:50:51,400
and now we're here.

1090
00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:55,270
But I think you need some scores
for the live task, don't we?

1091
00:50:55,300 --> 00:50:57,880
We do.
You guessed zero of Pete's poses.

1092
00:50:57,910 --> 00:51:01,510
Mel, Rhys and Concetta each had one
correctly guessed pose.

1093
00:51:01,510 --> 00:51:03,730
But Aaron takes it out with
two correctly guessed poses

1094
00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:04,570
for five points!

1095
00:51:06,130 --> 00:51:09,910
So we're going to allocate
the points 5, 3, 3, 3, 1.

1096
00:51:09,940 --> 00:51:10,810
Sounds good.
All right.

1097
00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:12,340
Well, the nation is dying to know,

1098
00:51:12,340 --> 00:51:15,190
what's that done to the scoreboard
for tonight's episode?

1099
00:51:15,220 --> 00:51:18,370
The winner of tonight's episode
is Aaron Chen with 19 points!

1100
00:51:19,510 --> 00:51:21,340
Congratulations, Aaron!

1101
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:24,910
You are now the proud owner
of the most dangerous dashboard

1102
00:51:24,910 --> 00:51:26,080
in the country.

1103
00:51:26,110 --> 00:51:28,210
Head upstairs and enjoy your prizes.

1104
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:31,990
Please, for everyone's sake,
stick to the back roads from now on.

1105
00:51:33,970 --> 00:51:35,440
While Aaron is up there

1106
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,170
enjoying their bowl of piping
room temperature soup,

1107
00:51:38,170 --> 00:51:40,600
let's try and answer the question

1108
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:43,210
that has plagued philosophers
since time immemorial.

1109
00:51:43,210 --> 00:51:44,320
What's the scoreboard

1110
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,080
for season three of
Taskmaster Australia looking like?

1111
00:51:47,110 --> 00:51:48,430
Well, after seven episodes

1112
00:51:48,430 --> 00:51:50,740
we're starting to sort the adults
from the children here.

1113
00:51:50,740 --> 00:51:53,500
Mel on 93.
She's a tiny little newborn baby.

1114
00:51:54,430 --> 00:51:57,430
And...being some people
on death's door,

1115
00:51:57,460 --> 00:52:01,480
as current dual leaders Aaron
and Concetta both on 111 points!

1116
00:52:04,420 --> 00:52:06,400
And that brings us to the end

1117
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:08,530
of another episode
of Taskmaster Australia,

1118
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:11,740
the single greatest
television show ever devised.

1119
00:52:11,830 --> 00:52:15,820
But what have we learned exactly
from this excellently hosted show?

1120
00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:19,840
We've learned that Aaron Chen
requires a minimum of 20 monitors

1121
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:21,310
to find true love.

1122
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:25,840
And we learnt that when Pete's happy
and he wants us to know,

1123
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,490
he claps his items.

1124
00:52:28,599 --> 00:52:32,320
(APPLAUSE)

1125
00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:34,730
But most importantly,
we've learnt that Aaron Chen

1126
00:52:34,760 --> 00:52:37,250
is the winner of this episode
of Taskmaster!

1127
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,950
We'll see you next time. Goodnight!

1128
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,360
(TASKMASTER THEME MUSIC)

1129
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:03,960
Oh, welcome to Taskmaster. Bluuurgh.

1130
00:53:04,300 --> 00:53:05,510
Um, it was me the whole time.

1131
00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:06,980
O-M-G! Yay!

1132
00:53:07,010 --> 00:53:08,180
Let's do it!

1133
00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:10,730
I know he was funny, but
he had a (BLEEP) ladder on him.

1134
00:53:11,720 --> 00:53:13,100
Ho-ho-ho-ho!

1135
00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,530
I'm not here to explain fashion.

1136
00:53:15,560 --> 00:53:17,150
Good.
Peace out!

1137
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:20,510
Please, no pictures.

1138
00:53:20,841 --> 00:53:23,160
Captions by Red Bee Media