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(TASKMASTER OPENING THEME PLAYS)

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(SCREAMS)
Oh!

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(DING!)

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Ahh!
Whoo!

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Ugh!
We slayed it!

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Is this good television?

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Hello and welcome
to Taskmaster Australia.

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My name's Tom Gleeson, and I came up
with this show all by myself,

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and I've got the paperwork
to prove it.

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This is the only official version,

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so if you see any other Taskmasters
out there around the world

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with different accents,
doing whatever, they're frauds.

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Tonight, five of Australia's only
comedians will be at my mercy

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as they attempt to win
the official Taskmaster Trophy -

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an ancient Greek sculpture
of the legendary Adonis himself,

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who, as it turns out,
looks exactly like me.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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All five of our contestants
have very similar heads and faces

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to the five contestants
from all the previous episodes.

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They are Aaron Chen...

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Concetta Caristo...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Mel Buttle...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Peter Helliar...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..and Rhys Nicholson.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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By my side, a man who loves
being here with us,

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mostly because I locked him
in the studio.

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It's Tom Cashman.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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I was just hoping,
before we kick things off,

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that you could validate
my parking ticket.

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(LAUGHTER)

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I've already tried validating it,
but I think it needs a bit more.

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I've tried saying things like,
"You're a perfect parking ticket."

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(LAUGHTER)

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"You hold so much information
on you."

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But I think maybe it needs
a bit more.

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A bit more validation?
Yep.

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Are you trying to goad me
into doing prop comedy?

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(LAUGHTER)

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That's beneath me. I'm sorry.

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Alright, that's the formalities
done.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Kick us off, Lesser Tom.

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Tonight, as always,
we have a prize task.

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Each contestant
has brought in a prize,

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and the winner of tonight's episode
will take home all five prizes.

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And tonight, our contestants
have been asked to bring in

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what they consider to be
the best conversation starter.

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Alright, let's keep
these conversations brief.

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Concetta,
what's your conversation starter?

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A positive pregnancy test.

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(LAUGHTER)

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For me, in my personal life, this
is a great conversation starter,

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'cause it's like,
how did I get this?

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Well, I asked my boyfriend's
brother's wife

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to piss on a stick for me.

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Right.

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We weren't very close,
but now we are.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Wouldn't it more be
a conversation ender?

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Like, you pull it out and
then people are like, "Oh!"

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and they don't know what to say?

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Are you crazy?
People would be like, "Is it mine?"

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(LAUGHTER)

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"Congratulations!"

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No, I think you'd be at a party
and you'd be like,

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"You just pissed on a stick.
Why are you showing me this?"

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Well, it's all I got, mate.

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(LAUGHTER)

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OK. Aaron, what did you bring in?

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So, I brought in two books
that you read together

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at the same time.

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The books are 'Fight Like a Girl'
by Clementine Ford

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and the other one's
'12 Rules For Life'.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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Can you help us, maybe,
with the books a little bit,

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'cause this is Channel 10,

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and no-one who watches
Channel 10 can read, so...

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(LAUGHTER)

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Thank you for starting
conversation with me.

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Um...
(LAUGHTER)

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(APPLAUSE)

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It is like if gender is a spectrum,
this is the spectrum.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Like, I imagine
you're on the street,

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like, if you were holding
either one of those books,

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people would, like,
write you off immediately.

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They'd be like, "Oh, that guy
is that, or that guy is that."

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But both of them,
they're like, "What are you?"

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(LAUGHTER)

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Alright. Peter, what did you bring
in for a conversation starter?

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To get a conversation started,
imagine you're at a party

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and somebody
walks in with a monocle.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Yep. I'd have a lot of questions.

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"Why is Pete wearing a monocle?"
"Are they prescription?"

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"Are they half the price
of regular glasses?"

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I'd be like,
"You're getting older, Pete."

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Yep.
"You're not on The Project anymore.

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"They fired you
'cause of your age."

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Yeah, and I think I can finally
be honest about that.

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"Yeah, and the monocle's
making you look older, Pete."

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Yep.
"I think you shouldn't wear it.

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"I think you should get contact
lenses and maybe have a shave."

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And you know what I would say?
(LAUGHTER)

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If you want to look younger
and appeal to young people.

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And I would say, "Taskmaster,
I'm glad we had this conversation."

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(LAUGHTER)

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(APPLAUSE)

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Alright, Rhys,
what did you bring in?

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I think something that would really
get the conversational juices going

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is an unexpected divorce.

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(LAUGHTER)

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This is really
more of an experiment.

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I've mailed one of these
to your wife.

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(LAUGHTER)

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And I guess,
in a couple days, we'll see.

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(LAUGHTER)

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I don't really mind. I'm in showbiz.
I'll find someone else.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Be like that.

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I've met her.
She'll have some stuff to say.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Alright.
Mel, what did you bring in?

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I find what really spreads
through a party like wildfire

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and gets multiple people
engaged with me

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is when I tell them what my job is,
and they have a lot of questions.

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"When are you going back
to teaching?"

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(LAUGHTER)

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"Wow. Really? Comedy?

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Um, to sort of quell those
conversations maybe down,

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I've got a signed, sealed
certificate in comedy.

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(LAUGHTER)

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OK, and what did you
have to do to qualify?

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An eight-week, Monday night only
short course in stand-up comedy,

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with a performance at the end
to family and friends.

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(LAUGHTER)

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And ever since then,
you've been a comedian.

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That's all it took.
Yep.

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(LAUGHTER)

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OK, well, I guess I've gotta
get some scores here.

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Sure do.

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Well, I'm thinking straight away,
Concetta gets one,.

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because that's a conversation
stopper, not a starter.

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Two points to Rhys,
because that's just a photocopy

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of something you found
on the internet.

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And I'm also feeling
a bit the same way,

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but I know that yours is real, Mel,
so I'm giving you three points.

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I'm gonna give four points
to Pete for his monocle,

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but five points to Aaron Chen
for his double book reading

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at two ends of the spectrum.

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Alright, let's do a proper task.

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Good news for any domestic pets

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who like to move forwards
at a moderate pace,

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because this one's all about
the catwalk.

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(TASKMASTER THEME PLAYS)

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Hi, Mel.
Hello, Tom.

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How you doing?
I'm OK.

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It's a red carpet!

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This is interesting.
It's not an envelope.

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It's creative, I like it.

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You like little guys?

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I never said that.

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It's been years since
I've undressed a man on camera.

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Just gonna
rip his clothes off.

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I'm actually in a relationship.
OK.

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You've put me in
a really awkward position.

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Is your partner bigger than this?

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Not by a lot.

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Ooh, it's a long one!

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(READS) "Make and model
an extravagantly big outfit.

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"You must complete a return
catwalk of the runway

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"whilst wearing
your extravagantly big outfit."

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It's like these tasks
were made for me.

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"Extravagantly biggest outfit at
the end of your catwalk wins.

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"Best modelling will be awarded
a bonus point."

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Well, that's in the bag.

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"You have 20 minutes
before your catwalk must begin.

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"Your time starts now."

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So, what does "big" mean?

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What does "big" mean?
Big and bold or...big?

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Big!

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Big? Big!

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Mm-hm.
What are you thinking?

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I'm thinking big.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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OK, so we're looking for
a combination

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of big and extravagant.

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That's right.

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Whose extravagance
will we be looking at first?

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It's Pete Helliar!

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(CATWALK MUSIC PLAYS)

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(LAUGHTER)

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You like it?
Yeah, it's, um...

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..it's a bit Berlin in the '80s,

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it's a bit Paris
in the 17th century,

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it's a bit New York in the '40s,

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it's a bit...
Luxembourg in the '90s.

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What's the bit from New York
in the 1940s?

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If you don't see it,
you don't see it, mate.

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(LAUGHTER)
OK? It's all there.

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I'm not here to explain
fashion to everybody.

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Do you mind if I walk down there?
Oh, no, by all means.

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OK.
The catwalk awaits.

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(CATWALK MUSIC PLAYS)

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(LAUGHTER)

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CONCETTA: Oh, my God.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(CATWALK MUSIC PLAYS)

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Do you understand it now?

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(LAUGHTER)

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Some of us are out living life,
taking risks.

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I've made choices today.
You have not made a single choice.

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I apologise.
Yeah.

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Thanks, Pete.
Fashion.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Is that your new look?
It's my new look.

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OK.
Gotta get the shoulders up a bit.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Were they padding in your shoulders
or did you...

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..or were you just shrugging?

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I couldn't tell.

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It was padding, and I put it on,

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and then I couldn't work out
how to take it off.

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And that's fashion!
Fashion happens by...by...

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You know, you're not...

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When I'm designing
and I'm creating,

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I'm just throwing stuff in
and I'm making it work.

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Taking stuff out,
putting stuff back in.

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And then
I was really happy with it.

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I don't think I've seen Concetta
as excited this whole series.

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That was so...
Your body type changed.

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Yeah.
(LAUGHS)

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You looked like a different person.

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I think you were dressed like that
when you left The Project.

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You just walked out
and just kept walking.

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I said to them, "This is
what I want to wear now,"

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and Waleed said no,
and I was like, "Well, I'm out."

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And I...I walked out.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Alright, whose extravagance
do we get to see now?

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It's Concetta and Mel.

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(CATWALK MUSIC PLAYS)

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She's modelling
the most beautiful wedding gown

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that is big and extravagant
from the collection.

249
00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,600
Big And Extravagant Girls
by Mel Buttle for Mel Buttle.

250
00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,800
(BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, yeah!
Everybody knows me! Whoo!

251
00:10:28,840 --> 00:10:32,240
I'm a big star,
figuratively and literally,

252
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,520
and I'm British.

253
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:38,200
The garment is 100% locally made,
artisanal and, of course, organic.

254
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,520
We show them the train, Tom.
We show them the train.

255
00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,000
The audience needs to see.

256
00:10:43,160 --> 00:10:45,920
I'm too good for this music scene.

257
00:10:45,960 --> 00:10:48,720
I've got a big attitude. Ohh!

258
00:10:48,760 --> 00:10:52,040
And we spin and we show them
the back of the garment.

259
00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,440
Over the shoulder.

260
00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:56,080
Hold...and turn and exit.

261
00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:59,560
I'm the king of music!

262
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:03,720
Peace out and rock on!

263
00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:07,480
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

264
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,320
And it was me the whole time.

265
00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:10,680
Oh, wow.

266
00:11:12,560 --> 00:11:16,440
OK, Mel, your costume was long,
but was it big?

267
00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:18,760
Those words are interchangeable
for each other, I feel.

268
00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,240
Oh. Long and big?
Yeah.

269
00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,400
OK.

270
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,720
Well, you may not have heard them
ever said to you.

271
00:11:23,760 --> 00:11:25,480
(LAUGHTER)

272
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,040
It was a big train
on that wedding dress.

273
00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,560
Big occasion. Wedding dress.

274
00:11:32,600 --> 00:11:35,200
Big train. Tick, tick, tick.
Give her the five points.

275
00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,680
Next segment. Let's go. Right.
Right.

276
00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:40,480
The train was 16m and 43cm long.

277
00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:42,440
Big. "Centimetres big," we say.

278
00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:43,680
OK.

279
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,720
Concetta was 2.97m tall.

280
00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:49,040
So, you were tall,
but does that qualify as big?

281
00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,040
Yeah! It was so big!
It was like I was a rock star.

282
00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,280
You don't get bigger than that.

283
00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,000
I think I've been the biggest
so far, just to be frank.

284
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:58,040
You are only measuring height.

285
00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,640
Like, in fairness to me,
what about girth?

286
00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:04,120
I mean, I... This puts me
back in the contest.

287
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,280
(LAUGHTER)

288
00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,560
Alright, this is quite unusual
for the fashion industry,

289
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:10,400
but I'm going to let everyone
have a paid break.

290
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,440
See you soon
with more looks on Taskmaster!

291
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:15,400
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

292
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,680
Welcome back to Taskmaster,

293
00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,920
where five comedians
are trying to win a divorce

294
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:29,120
from Rhys Nicholson.

295
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,720
How are they going about it?

296
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,120
Our contestants are modelling

297
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,200
their biggest,
most extravagant outfits.

298
00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,600
Alright, chuck another one on
the screen, please, Lesser Tom.

299
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:39,000
I'm not sure if this next guy
even likes clothes.

300
00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,080
When I looked through the keyhole
to his dressing room,

301
00:12:41,120 --> 00:12:43,040
he was actually
taking all of his off.

302
00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,680
It's Aaron Chen.

303
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,320
Your catwalk must begin
in 24 seconds.

304
00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:48,600
It must begin?!
I didn't know about beginning.

305
00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:50,480
Can you put this on my head, Tom?
OK.

306
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,120
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

307
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,920
(LAUGHTER)

308
00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:06,080
(LAUGHTER, DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUE)

309
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,560
(MUSIC STOPS, LADDER CLANGS)

310
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,080
(LAUGHTER)

311
00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,080
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)

312
00:13:23,960 --> 00:13:25,640
(LAUGHTER)

313
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,400
(LAUGHTER)

314
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,400
Bit of a... Bit of
a wardrobe malfunction.

315
00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:39,720
(LAUGHS)

316
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,480
Did it in the end.

317
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,640
In terms of outfits,

318
00:13:43,680 --> 00:13:45,720
I'd be surprised
if that's not the heaviest.

319
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:46,880
Thank you.

320
00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:48,680
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

321
00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:52,520
Now, it's weird for me to say this,

322
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,320
but that's not the first time
in this series

323
00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:55,680
that you've worn a ladder.

324
00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,360
(LAUGHTER)

325
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:59,720
A ladder's tall. A giraffe's tall.
Is that what you're thinking?

326
00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,120
They're sort of big objects.
Is that what you were going for?

327
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,280
Well, the giraffe in the bag
was meant to be, like, a riff on,

328
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,240
you know, how Paris Hilton has,
like, a, um, chihuahua?

329
00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:10,960
(LAUGHTER)

330
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,120
Oh, yeah...

331
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,840
(APPLAUSE)

332
00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,880
That's what everyone thought.

333
00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:19,360
Aaron's outfit weighed 57kg.

334
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:21,280
(LAUGHTER)

335
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,480
So it was big in...
it was big in weight or mass.

336
00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,960
Alright, one more, Lesser Tom.

337
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,200
This next contestant has another
job on a fashion-based show,

338
00:14:29,240 --> 00:14:31,240
so no pressure, Rhys Nicholson.

339
00:14:32,280 --> 00:14:34,160
From the House of Taskmaster,

340
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,400
Rhys Nicholson
House and Home collection.

341
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,080
Oh.
I'm wearing the whole (BLEEP) house.

342
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,560
Oh!

343
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:42,080
(CATWALK MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh!

344
00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:44,960
And just a gentle purse.

345
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,400
From the House of Taskmaster
collection by Rhys Nicholson.

346
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:49,640
House and Home.

347
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,040
(LAUGHTER)

348
00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:01,240
Please. No pictures.

349
00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:03,440
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

350
00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:06,160
So, the Taskmaster house
was part of your costume?

351
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,880
Yes, it was attached.

352
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:10,280
They were tied and
sewn together and cable tied.

353
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,080
It was part of the outfit.
It was very extravagant, definitely.

354
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:15,080
Because, I mean,
during a housing crisis,

355
00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:17,080
you had a dwelling
as part of your attire.

356
00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:18,920
Yeah, yeah, not only do I own
two houses,

357
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,200
I'm wearing one of them.

358
00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:21,480
(LAUGHTER)

359
00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:25,120
Rhys's outfit included
4 bedrooms, 3.5 bathrooms,

360
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:28,480
a full lock-up garage,
and 24 portraits of Tom Gleeson.

361
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:29,760
(LAUGHTER)

362
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:34,080
OK, well, I think it's fair to say
that Aaron's costume was shithouse.

363
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:35,640
AUDIENCE: Aww.
So that's a very easy one.

364
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,160
What are you feeling sorry for?
(LAUGHTER)

365
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:39,240
I know he was funny,

366
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:41,400
but he had a (BLEEP) ladder on him
and a bung...

367
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,520
(LAUGHTER)

368
00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:44,760
There was literally
nothing going on.

369
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,280
One!

370
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,000
Thank you.

371
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,680
(LAUGHTER)

372
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:54,360
I'm gonna have to give Pete two,
because it wasn't a big costume,

373
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:56,320
even though it was big
in Luxembourg in the '90s,

374
00:15:56,360 --> 00:15:57,400
so two points.

375
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,880
Aww!
AUDIENCE: Aww!

376
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,160
You know what that means?

377
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,160
That was a reflection
on your comedy, Pete.

378
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,680
(LAUGHTER)

379
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:06,760
You're old-school
'90s comedy, Pete.

380
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,160
One of your best friends!

381
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,920
(LAUGHS) I know.
(LAUGHTER)

382
00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:11,960
We started at
the same (BLEEP) time!

383
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,240
I know, I know!
(LAUGHTER)

384
00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,000
Alright, so then three points
to Concetta.

385
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,600
You were very big in stature,

386
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,640
but it was a very impressive train
from Mel,

387
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,760
so four points to Mel.

388
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:25,160
But without doubt, five points
has to go to Rhys Nicholson.

389
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,640
Very extravagant and massive!
He was a whole bloody house.

390
00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,840
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

391
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,960
And now the bonus point
for best modelling.

392
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,640
Well, that's easy. It's Pete.

393
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,160
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

394
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:39,920
You worked the carpet.

395
00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,280
Plus, you were wearing a wig,

396
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:46,160
which we've already agreed is part
of the Peter Helliar comedy kit bag.

397
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,080
You're looking around.
"Are there jokes in there?"

398
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,400
No. Grab a wig!
Grab a wig.

399
00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,800
(LAUGHTER)

400
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,440
Alright. (LAUGHS)

401
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,520
Alright, what does that mean for
our scoreboard after two tasks?

402
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,440
Mel, Rhys, and Pete
are all leading on seven points.

403
00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:00,960
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

404
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,040
OK, Tom, time for another one,
I reckon. What's next?

405
00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,840
This next task will make you LOL,

406
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:10,560
which I believe stands for
"look on learnedly".

407
00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:13,040
(TASKMASTER THEME PLAYS)

408
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:24,200
Hey, Tom.
Hi, Pete.

409
00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,600
How you doing?

410
00:17:25,640 --> 00:17:26,680
I'm alright.

411
00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:28,000
There's nothing here.

412
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,600
Just the task.

413
00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:30,760
Hmm.

414
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,080
Laser focus.
Yeah.

415
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:37,120
(READS) "Laugh out loud.
Longest laughing out loud wins.

416
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,560
"If you stop for more than
two seconds,

417
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,920
"your laugh has finished.

418
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,560
"Your time starts
when you begin laughing."

419
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,440
(APPLAUSE)

420
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,640
Why was I the only one
represented in that?

421
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:56,000
I feel like none of us
did that task.

422
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,800
(LAUGHTER)

423
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,040
(APPLAUSE)

424
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,040
That's awesome.
Should we have a look at the task?

425
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,280
Here's Peter Helliar.

426
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,400
(LAUGHTER)

427
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,400
Did you watch the coronation?
Yeah, I think so.

428
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,120
And there was a hymn
that was sung for Camilla.

429
00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,600
It was in Latin,
but it sounded like...

430
00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,680
Vagina.
Yeah.

431
00:18:23,640 --> 00:18:28,080
# I like vagina, Camilla. #

432
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,800
So I'm going to think of that, and
I'm going to start laughing now.

433
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,960
(LAUGHS)

434
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,720
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

435
00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:49,800
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

436
00:18:56,760 --> 00:18:59,040
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

437
00:19:06,640 --> 00:19:09,160
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

438
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,480
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

439
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,320
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

440
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:28,960
(APPLAUSE)

441
00:19:36,320 --> 00:19:39,840
# I like vagina. #
(LAUGHTER)

442
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,360
Once you start thinking of it,
it's pretty hard to get out.

443
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,680
Pretty bloody good.

444
00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,840
He hasn't stopped there.
How long did he go for?

445
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,320
Oh, there's more.
(LAUGHTER)

446
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:50,520
But for now, here's another task.

447
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:52,360
(TASKMASTER THEME PLAYS)

448
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,920
Hey, Tom.

449
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,160
Mm. Good.

450
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:11,480
Finally read my emails.

451
00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,040
(LAUGHTER)

452
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,680
Hey, Tom.

453
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:18,200
(LAUGHTER)
Hi, Aaron.

454
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,320
Tom, are you mad at me?
No.

455
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,560
For me?

456
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,720
Thank you so much.

457
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,480
Hmm.

458
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,240
Hi.
Hello!

459
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:34,000
I'll grab that off you.
Thank you.

460
00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,040
(READS) "Make Tom a better man."

461
00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:37,400
I'm out.

462
00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,400
Impossible. He's already perfect.

463
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,800
(READS) "Betterest Tom wins."

464
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,400
This is what I've been trying
to do this whole season.

465
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:47,160
(READS) "You have 20 minutes."

466
00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,880
I need 20 years.

467
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,720
"Your time starts now."

468
00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:51,840
Wow!

469
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,440
OK, let's go through
all the reasons you stink.

470
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,960
What do you think
are some qualities

471
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,320
that you can improve in your life?

472
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,600
What do you think?

473
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,200
Well, I mean, I think we start

474
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,720
by not answering questions
with questions.

475
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,920
OK.

476
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,480
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

477
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,960
Well, this should be easy.
Who's first?

478
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,600
Renowned scientists Pearl Jam

479
00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:12,720
said it was impossible
to find a better man.

480
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,280
Let's see if these two can do it.
It's Rhys and Concetta.

481
00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,160
I think what would make you
a better man is if you were, like,

482
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,640
more positive and energetic.

483
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:23,240
I think I would like to
make you the Taskmaster.

484
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,320
Oh!

485
00:21:24,360 --> 00:21:28,560
This crocodile wants to find a job.
He's a jokester.

486
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,560
He's paranoid.
Oh! OK.

487
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,520
We'll work that up in a second.

488
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,280
And this is all part of
making me better?

489
00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,120
Yeah, yeah, this is
making you way better.

490
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,320
What's he paranoid about?

491
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,960
Being scammed.
Oh.

492
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,440
(LAUGHS)

493
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:47,680
He wants to do figurine work.

494
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,880
Figurine work. OK.
What's his name?

495
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,360
Um, Branson.

496
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:55,920
The key to this is getting that
beautiful, perfectly-shaped head

497
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,960
that the Taskmaster has.

498
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,320
He's not completely bald, is he?

499
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,640
(LAUGHTER)

500
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:04,840
Brandon.
Branson!

501
00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:10,080
(LAUGHS) His name is Branson!
OK?

502
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,480
OK.
Come on, man.

503
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,600
We don't have much time.
Oh! I need this.

504
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:17,840
How are you feeling?
Are you feeling better?

505
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,200
You look great.

506
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,400
Do I?
You look better.

507
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,160
Branson, you're such a jokester.

508
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,680
People love having you around.

509
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:27,120
Any workplace would be lucky
to have you there, Branson.

510
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,760
And I think you'd be especially
suited to making figurines,

511
00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,720
because you kind of look
like a figurine.

512
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:35,360
So, I guess with
these last 32 seconds,

513
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:38,000
I could give you the kind of
experience of Taskmaster.

514
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,080
So I'll be you.

515
00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:42,240
Oh, welcome to Taskmaster.

516
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,560
Buh, buh, buh.

517
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,960
Forget about being scammed, OK?

518
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,960
It's not gonna be a problem.

519
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,760
But now
let's everyone hear from

520
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:54,440
the best person in the whole world.

521
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,800
It's the Taskmaster!

522
00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,720
Hi there. I'm Tom Gleeson,
host of the show Taskmaster.

523
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,560
I'd like to thank my brilliant
assistant, Tom Cashman.

524
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:06,400
I'm fine, I guess,
but you're better.

525
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,600
You did it.

526
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:12,360
You are a better man because of me.
I changed you.

527
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,720
Did you give me any advice at all?
I think so.

528
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,840
How does that feel?

529
00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:18,840
I mean, the main experience
I'm having at the moment

530
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:23,280
is having quite tight glad wrap
on my head.

531
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:24,600
Thanks, Concetta.

532
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:25,800
Thanks, Tom.

533
00:23:25,840 --> 00:23:27,160
Bye!

534
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,760
(APPLAUSE)

535
00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:34,160
I can't fault your logic there,
Rhys.

536
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:38,480
I am better than Tom, so making
him me makes him better.

537
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,880
I think even scratching the surface
of the deeply complicated,

538
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,440
huge figure that we have
in our entertainment system

539
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,600
that is you, made him a better man.

540
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,600
(LAUGHTER)

541
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,320
It's a bit weird having them
suck up to me like that.

542
00:23:52,360 --> 00:23:54,960
Thank you for saying both suck
up and my correct pronouns

543
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,520
in the same thing.

544
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,280
It really tickled me
in two different ways.

545
00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:00,840
OK, now, Concetta.

546
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:02,320
What the (BLEEP) was that about?

547
00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:03,760
(LAUGHTER)

548
00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,240
I have no idea what was going on.

549
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,080
I think most people at home
were thinking, "What was going on?"

550
00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,560
except the people who live
in your share house were like,

551
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,480
"We know exactly what's going on."

552
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,880
(LAUGHTER)

553
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:18,960
So, Tom Cashman just
watches on while we struggle

554
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,800
every single day of his life.

555
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,840
So I thought, what if we made
this man help someone,

556
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:25,480
for God's sake, right?

557
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:27,520
Instead of helping himself.

558
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,840
So I played the character
of a crocodile

559
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,760
who wanted to go into the arts.

560
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,440
I'm understanding it now. Yeah.

561
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,000
(LAUGHTER)

562
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,560
Tom, it's not gonna make the edit!
Stop!

563
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,760
Can I have some of that?
Tom, stop!

564
00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,320
(LAUGHTER)

565
00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:50,080
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

566
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,840
(COUGHS)

567
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:56,720
You're right, mate.

568
00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,760
Oh!
Oh, shit.

569
00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:01,960
That's strong.
(LAUGHS)

570
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,400
Alright, so you're trying to
make him a better person, right?

571
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,400
But did you feel like a better
person from this weird role play

572
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,640
that you were involved in?

573
00:25:08,680 --> 00:25:10,600
Concetta gave me one piece
of advice

574
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:13,200
throughout the whole
20 minute role play.

575
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,720
"Unbutton this button here."

576
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,440
(LAUGHTER)

577
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,280
To loosen him up.

578
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:20,520
Alright, Lesser Tom,

579
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,600
would you like to have a go
at throwing to the ad break?

580
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,080
Really?
Yeah, you can do it.

581
00:25:25,120 --> 00:25:26,480
OK. Hey, everyone!

582
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,000
Have you ever felt like you want
to get a break going on?

583
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:32,360
No, no, no. I hate it.

584
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:33,760
(LAUGHTER)

585
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,400
It's break time!
See you soon with more Taskmaster!

586
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,120
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

587
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,960
Welcome back to Taskmaster,

588
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,960
where Aaron Chen
has offered his fellow comedians

589
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,080
the opportunity to win two books

590
00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:57,000
that would start some very civil
discussion on a site called Reddit.

591
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,240
(LAUGHTER)

592
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,360
Now, Lesser Tom,
where did we leave off?

593
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,760
Our contestants are trying
to make me a better man.

594
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:04,320
OK. Who's next?

595
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:06,200
Well, that would be Peter Helliar.

596
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,040
(GROANS, LAUGHS)

597
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,160
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

598
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:30,760
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

599
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,200
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

600
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:51,600
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

601
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,200
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

602
00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

603
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:19,360
He still hasn't stopped there.
How long did he laugh for?

604
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,440
He's not done.

605
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:22,160
(LAUGHTER)

606
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,120
And I'd like to point out,
when I finished,

607
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:26,920
I had a migraine
for the next bloody hour.

608
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:28,480
(LAUGHTER)

609
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,440
'Cause I reckon
you were laughing at...

610
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,920
You pretended a little bit and then
you just couldn't stop laughing.

611
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,080
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

612
00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,560
It was fake laugh, and then it went
into...rolled into real laughter,

613
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,920
and then like fake laugh for a bit
and then real laughter.

614
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,120
And then he laughed. And then
you laughed at him laughing.

615
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Yeah. It's contagious.
Alright.

616
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:46,240
Well, Lesser Tom,
who's next in the real task?

617
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,240
Anthropology expert
Robbie Williams

618
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,080
thought Better Men
were actually very possible,

619
00:27:50,120 --> 00:27:52,760
so maybe it will be no trouble
for Aaron Chen and Mel Buttle.

620
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:54,960
How do I make you cooler,

621
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:58,040
better looking, more muscly,
more masculine?

622
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,880
We might have to take
this blazer off. Loosen up a bit.

623
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,360
Undo this button.
Oh!

624
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,040
Undo this button.
Oh.

625
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,880
You know what?
That's enough.

626
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,640
Was just gonna put that
as chest hair,

627
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:10,160
but you're already packing.

628
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:12,440
Muscles. Have to make you
some muscles.

629
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,760
What's the...
What's the pink doing?

630
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,120
It's kind of like a bicep.

631
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,920
Shove these things
where your biceps would be if...

632
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,040
Where the bicep...
where your biceps are.

633
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,680
Holy smokes, we're looking nice.

634
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:27,600
Would you like an awesome drink?
What kinda thing?

635
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,920
How about a Bloody Mary?
That's cool?

636
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,520
Yeah. That's awesome.

637
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:32,800
Just gonna fill this in.

638
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:36,680
Yep, and it's working exactly as I
had imagined in my...in my vision.

639
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,280
This is how to make a Bloody Mary?

640
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:40,640
Yeah, it's, like, kind of
a better version of it.

641
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,720
OK.

642
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:43,560
Men like to eat spicy food.

643
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,240
How's your spice tolerance?

644
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,840
Oh, I'd say medium.
Probably that's...

645
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,640
That's probably enough.
We'll get you to extremely hot.

646
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,160
Also, I want you
to have a different name.

647
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:55,560
I think your name
should be Leonardo.

648
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,000
You can drink that, by the way.

649
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:58,320
Oh, really?
Yeah.

650
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:01,000
(LAUGHTER)
AUDIENCE: Eugh!

651
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:02,960
Oh.
How is that?

652
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,240
It's extremely chilli.

653
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,840
You should be, like, in a crouching
puppy position like this.

654
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,320
When you turn that way,
say, "I'm the captain,"

655
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,600
and then take a big sip.

656
00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:11,840
I'm the captain.

657
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:17,480
How do you feel?

658
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,120
I feel like I've got a warm throat.

659
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:22,040
Hi there. I'm Leonardo
Cashman-Parnell.

660
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,240
I'm thoughtful, but I'm also strong
and my beard is black.

661
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,640
Not... It doesn't have any red
tinges in it, because that's lame.

662
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:31,520
The Bloody Mary
has reached my stomach.

663
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:34,160
I might need to...
Is your stomach actually in pain?

664
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:37,520
Mm.
You're sweating quite profusely.

665
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:39,560
Should I take a sip, as empathy?

666
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,600
It's up to you if you want some.

667
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:44,360
(LAUGHS) Oh, that's not really
drinkable.

668
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:46,080
(LAUGHTER)

669
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:47,880
I would like to make
a few statements.

670
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,080
I donate every month,
and I always take the bus.

671
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,160
No weird DMs from me.

672
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,360
I have to go straight home
to feed my rescue dogs.

673
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:58,400
I let women speak in meetings.

674
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,480
(LAUGHTER)

675
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:03,280
Perfection!

676
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,760
You're kind of more muscly,
you're a hairier guy,

677
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:09,400
and you have a higher
spice tolerance than before

678
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:10,840
by quite a bit.

679
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,200
(LAUGHTER)

680
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,960
Oh.

681
00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,720
(LAUGHS)

682
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,200
(BOTH LAUGH)

683
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,680
That is quite hot.

684
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,800
(LAUGHS)

685
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,240
What does the law say
in terms of, like,

686
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,560
if Tom dies after this?

687
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:36,360
(APPLAUSE)

688
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,000
So, Mel, now at one point
you made him say

689
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,600
that he listens to women
in meetings.

690
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:42,680
Is that right?
Wrong!

691
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:44,440
He lets women speak
in meetings.

692
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,760
Oh. OK.

693
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:47,320
Well, that was definitely
an improvement,

694
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,280
'cause I've been in meetings
with Tom Cashman.

695
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:50,480
(LAUGHTER)

696
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:52,080
And, uh, there are no women there.

697
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,680
(LAUGHTER)

698
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:55,720
Because it's Australian TV, so.

699
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:57,600
(SHOCKED LAUGHTER)

700
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,040
This is shocking
and new information

701
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,360
I haven't realised before.

702
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,440
Thank you.

703
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:02,960
Two straight white men in charge.

704
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:06,600
Oh, not again! Oh!
(LAUGHTER)

705
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,760
So, Aaron, that drink
was a bit spicy, wasn't it?

706
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,400
It was really spicy.

707
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,680
For some reason,
there was an unlabelled bottle

708
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:17,800
of the hottest sauce you can buy.

709
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:19,000
(LAUGHTER)

710
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,400
I almost vomited.

711
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,960
I had to eat lots of food quickly,

712
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,760
which kind of calmed it down,
but I had...

713
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,120
And that made you better.

714
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,640
(LAUGHTER)

715
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,040
(APPLAUSE)

716
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,880
Alright.
Which improver can we see next?

717
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,240
He, at the very least,
makes me feel like a beta man.

718
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,320
It's Peter Helliar.

719
00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,720
I think I know, actually,
the perfect way to make you better.

720
00:31:38,760 --> 00:31:40,560
Back in a sec.
Watch out for that.

721
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,320
What's your favourite charity?
Oh.

722
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,120
I might need your
credit card details as well.

723
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:46,680
Want me to get a credit card?
I'm gonna make a sizeable donation.

724
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:48,080
OK.
You'll be a better man.

725
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:49,480
I need your face as well.

726
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,800
You're logging into
my American Express.

727
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,880
(LAUGHS)

728
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,160
Just go to the charity website.

729
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,160
I was gonna try to pay
some fines as well.

730
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,280
Oh, OK. Yeah. That one.

731
00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:59,480
Here we go. Let's press donate.
Do you wanna press it?

732
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,280
Don't wanna seem like
it's just me doing it.

733
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,400
What do you reckon? A thousand?
(SNORTS)

734
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,920
(LAUGHTER)

735
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:07,160
You feel like a better man?
OK.

736
00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:09,360
What do you want?
Do you want more?

737
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:11,400
More?
(LAUGHS) No, that's...

738
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,280
That's good, that's good.

739
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,640
What about $2,000?

740
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:15,880
Yeah, we'll write a comment.

741
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,840
"My name is Tom, and
I want to be a better man."

742
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,600
How long we got?
I wanna know the time.

743
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,680
7 minutes and 29 seconds.

744
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,720
Oh, we can donate to
some other charities as well.

745
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:26,040
This is fun. Make donation
anonymous? No, thanks.

746
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,080
You want...
You want people to know.

747
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:31,000
Create a donor account to manage my
donations and donate again faster?

748
00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:32,920
Yes, please. Absolutely.

749
00:32:32,960 --> 00:32:35,880
This won't be the last time
you hear from old Tommy Cashman.

750
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:37,000
He's a better man.

751
00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:38,960
That's gone through. There it is.
It's gone through.

752
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,080
I'm sure they'll be in touch
about future donations.

753
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,960
Do you feel like a better man?

754
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,640
I mean, yeah. On paper.

755
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,200
You feel better. You look better.

756
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,680
I look better?
Yeah.

757
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,240
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

758
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,120
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

759
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,440
So, just to be clear,
that wasn't for show, was it?

760
00:32:57,480 --> 00:32:58,760
You actually did that?

761
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:03,400
I donated $1,000 of his money
to a charity. A women's shelter.

762
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,360
Which country? Do you remember
which country it was?

763
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,120
It was the Fistula Foundation,
which works throughout Africa.

764
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,200
I don't know a specific...

765
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,600
Fantastic work and
now they're $1,000 better off

766
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:14,040
and, um, and Tom's a better man.

767
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,440
But once the task was done,

768
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,680
you just transferred
a thousand into his account?

769
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,480
No. It's not about making me
a better man.

770
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,800
(LAUGHTER)

771
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:26,080
But what I did was donate the same
amount of money to that charity.

772
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,080
OK.
But did you do that?

773
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,720
Because you just forgot
what the charity was.

774
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,840
(LAUGHTER)

775
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,240
I'm gonna do it after the show.

776
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,720
(LAUGHTER)

777
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,960
Alright, well, I've gotta do
some scores here.

778
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,920
I'm going to give one point
to Concetta,

779
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,680
'cause I've got no idea
what she was doing.

780
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:44,520
I'm going to give two points
to Aaron Chen.

781
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:46,720
To be honest, he made you worse.
He almost killed me!

782
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,000
(LAUGHTER)

783
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,800
I'm going to give three points
to Mel,

784
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:53,080
for just bringing
women's rights to the fore.

785
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:54,840
Four points to Rhys.

786
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:57,560
But because he actually
followed through with it

787
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:00,520
and forced you to spend money
you didn't want to spend,

788
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,120
Peter Helliar for five points.

789
00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,800
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

790
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,920
Thank you Tom. Thank you Tom.

791
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,200
Good man.
Alright.

792
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,040
And to anybody inspired by
that last task,

793
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,680
you've got an opportunity
to donate to charity yourselves

794
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,080
while we take an ad break.

795
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,160
If you're a little short,

796
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:18,080
I'll be posting Tom Cashman's
full credit card details

797
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:22,400
along with the expiry and CVC
on all my social media accounts.

798
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,360
See you soon with more Taskmaster!

799
00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

800
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,480
Welcome back to Taskmaster.

801
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,160
Lesser Tom,
tell the people what's happening.

802
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:39,400
Hello, people.

803
00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:40,800
(LAUGHTER)

804
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,040
You know what they say -
glove is blind.

805
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:44,920
(TASKMASTER THEME PLAYS)

806
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,760
Hi, Mel.
G'day, Maggot.

807
00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,120
Hey, Tom.
Hi, Pete.

808
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,080
Hi, Rhys.
Hello!

809
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,920
For me?
Mm-hm.

810
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:05,720
These yours?
The dishes?

811
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:07,160
Yeah.
Yeah. Sorry about that.

812
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,520
That's alright.

813
00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:09,680
Ahem!

814
00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,400
(READS) "Wearing your glove...

815
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:13,000
"Shake hands with
the other 12 gloves...

816
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:14,920
"And guess their contents!"

817
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:16,960
Oh, this is fun!

818
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:20,560
"You may shake hands with each
glove for no more than 10 seconds."

819
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:23,240
"You may not lean over
or walk around the bench."

820
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,560
"Most correct guesses wins."

821
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,840
"You have 10 minutes."

822
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,040
"Your time starts now."

823
00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,560
I love this challenge!

824
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:31,520
Let's do it!

825
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,880
(APPLAUSE)

826
00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:36,440
Seems pretty straightforward to me.
Who's on first?

827
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,920
It's Concetta and Mel.

828
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,880
(LAUGHS) Oh! Come on!

829
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,880
Oops!

830
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,720
That is...

831
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,800
I'd like to lock in jam.
OK.

832
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,680
Water.
(BUZZ!)

833
00:35:52,720 --> 00:35:54,880
I got a nice sensation, Tom.

834
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,720
Disengage from the hand.

835
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,240
Clay.
(BUZZ!)

836
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:01,880
You know what's coming to mind?
Cornflakes!

837
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,080
But I know it's not that.
OK.

838
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,680
Just put it. Who gives a shit?

839
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,720
Three is bubble gum.
(BUZZ!)

840
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,320
Oh, my God.

841
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,280
Mars bars! Mars bars!
(DING!)

842
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,680
I know, chocolate
like the back of my hand.

843
00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:18,080
(LAUGHTER)

844
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,280
Erasers.
Erasers.

845
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,760
Apple slices, mate.

846
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600
What's this soupy one?
Some sort of liquid.

847
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,720
Water.

848
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,840
Pancake batter.

849
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,320
It's a piece of material.

850
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:40,360
I would say it's a bunch
of gloves stuffed in a glove.

851
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,760
It's a cold gel.

852
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,120
That's lube.

853
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,920
That is red cordial.

854
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:47,160
This one...

855
00:36:47,200 --> 00:36:48,560
Ooh, sorry.

856
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,720
Are you gonna kill me? (LAUGHS)

857
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,040
Air.

858
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,600
Oh, God! Air! I said it.

859
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:02,760
That's,, uh, bark.
That's garden bark.

860
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,680
Maybe, um, door stoppers.

861
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,520
Please disengage from the hand.

862
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,640
Is that slime?

863
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,960
That's like slime.

864
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,600
Gloopy ice?

865
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,080
Gloopy ice.

866
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,000
Or, like, dry ice
or something?

867
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:17,080
Dry ice?
Yes.

868
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,840
Hmm.

869
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,200
Balloons!

870
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,360
Sleep mask.
Sleep mask.

871
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,000
The finale.
Mmm.

872
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,200
That's dice.

873
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:29,880
Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

874
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:31,120
How confident are you?

875
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,520
Medium.

876
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:34,240
Alright, let's go!

877
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,760
(APPLAUSE)

878
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,680
OK. You got some scores there?

879
00:37:40,720 --> 00:37:43,080
Concetta was correct on four,
then five points for Mel.

880
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:45,240
I should inform you,
there was a bit of a clue.

881
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:46,960
So, there were 12 gloves in total,

882
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,760
and the thing in each glove
sounds like the relevant month.

883
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:55,320
So, mayo was in the May
or the fifth glove.

884
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:58,960
"Au-gust" was the one
that I was putting air into.

885
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,800
So there were some clues
available to you.

886
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,560
Yeah. We must be so dumb.

887
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,240
(LAUGHTER)

888
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:07,160
Alright, well, let's see
if anyone did better.

889
00:38:07,200 --> 00:38:09,240
Who's next?
Here's Peter Helliar.

890
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,880
(LAUGHS)

891
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:20,360
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

892
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,520
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

893
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,800
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)

894
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,760
Ha, ha!

895
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,760
OK. OK.

896
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,000
OK. OK, I'm getting tired now.

897
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,080
I'm done.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

898
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,120
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHS)

899
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:01,520
Oh, I need to lie down.

900
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:02,680
OK.
Thank you.

901
00:39:02,720 --> 00:39:04,520
Thanks, Pete.
Thanks.

902
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:08,400
# I like vagina, Camilla! #

903
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,680
(LAUGHTER)

904
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,560
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

905
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,880
OK, so... (LAUGHS)

906
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,000
So, how long did Peter laugh for
in the end?

907
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,080
Nine minutes and nine seconds.

908
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,720
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

909
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:35,000
Well, none of the other
comedians did that task,

910
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,880
which means that Peter Helliar won.

911
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,720
Yeah, so, five points to Pete.

912
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,400
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

913
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,800
Thank you, Taskmaster. Thank you.

914
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,400
So, what were we actually
doing again?

915
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,880
We were shaking hands
with 12 gloves.

916
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,440
Here's actually Peter Helliar
and Rhys too.

917
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,000
So, this is...
That's my washing up. Sorry.

918
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,280
Do you have a handshake style?

919
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,800
I like to go pretty firm.

920
00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:01,120
Please disengage from the hand.

921
00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:02,320
Sound like my fiance.

922
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:03,720
Dice.
OK.

923
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:04,960
Dice.

924
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,600
This is softer.
Balloons that haven't... Balloons.

925
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:08,960
This sounds insane.

926
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,760
A whole bunch of fake moustaches.

927
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:13,560
Circular and cold.

928
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:17,680
That was, like, cold,
hopefully fake dog turds.

929
00:40:17,720 --> 00:40:19,080
Frozen calamari.

930
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,440
I'm not sure why you would put
fake dog turds in the fridge.

931
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:23,600
It's a weird show.

932
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,720
I reckon, that's pasta.

933
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,120
Wood chips and a automatic car key.

934
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,880
Before you do this one...

935
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:35,960
What?

936
00:40:37,720 --> 00:40:38,840
Air?

937
00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:40,120
It's air.

938
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:41,960
Or is it... It's helium.

939
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,520
This is jelly.

940
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,880
It's water.
Water or orange juice.

941
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,000
Oh, that feels gross.
Rubber bands?

942
00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:51,480
I was shaking a rubber glove,

943
00:40:51,520 --> 00:40:53,760
and I think there's more
rubber gloves stuffed in there.

944
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,200
This is, I reckon, mousse.

945
00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,520
That was like an iced coffee.

946
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,520
These are apple.

947
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,240
It's almost like a wooden fruit
to teach kids about fruit.

948
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,320
Baked good.

949
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,200
That had a turdy feel to it.

950
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,080
I don't think you'd have
a real turd and the fake turd.

951
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:14,760
So I think this is like
confection...like, chocolate.

952
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,640
Hundreds and thousands
in there. Cookie batter.

953
00:41:18,680 --> 00:41:20,680
Cookie batter.
Unbaked good.

954
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:24,120
That is, um, sludge.

955
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,960
And this is...

956
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,880
I reckon that's mud.

957
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,240
It's a Coke float.

958
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:34,800
How do you reckon you went?
Probably 10. 9, 10.

959
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,280
So, confident?
Yeah.

960
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,960
(LAUGHTER)

961
00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,960
AUDIENCE: Aww!

962
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,120
Yeah, so, um...

963
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:59,120
..there was a clue with them all
sounding like months of the year,

964
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:00,720
and then there was that clue

965
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,480
where they were just written out
in your glove.

966
00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:04,440
That first clue was a shit clue,

967
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:06,520
and that second one
is a much better clue.

968
00:42:06,560 --> 00:42:07,680
(LAUGHTER)

969
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:10,040
Not only did Pete not pick up
either clues,

970
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,800
he was the only contestant
not to get air.

971
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,800
(LAUGHTER)
Well, I said air.

972
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,600
And then I changed it to helium,
didn't I?

973
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:18,400
Yeah. Why did you choose helium?

974
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:21,200
Which is actually quite rare
and hard to get into a blow dryer.

975
00:42:21,240 --> 00:42:22,480
(LAUGHTER)

976
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:25,400
I had a headache still
from laughing for six hours.

977
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,280
I can't believe I guessed
fake moustaches.

978
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:30,840
That's wild.

979
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,280
Particularly without
understanding the clue. Movember.

980
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,840
Well, I don't support charities.
I... I don't...

981
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,840
(LAUGHTER)
I do.

982
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:41,000
Yeah.
(LAUGHTER)

983
00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,080
What are the scores there?

984
00:42:42,120 --> 00:42:44,560
Pete got 2 correct out of 12.

985
00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,440
And Rhys, we need a determination

986
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,040
of whether wood chips
and an automatic car key

987
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:50,760
is close enough to soap and timber.

988
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,240
Maybe half points?
Half points? OK.

989
00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:56,440
So Rhys got 6.5 out of 12
correct.

990
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,120
Time to fit the grubby little mitt
that is an ad break

991
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:02,120
into this perfect five-fingered
glove of a TV show.

992
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,200
Back with more Taskmaster soon!

993
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:06,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

994
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:17,720
Welcome back to
Taskmaster Australia.

995
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,240
Lesser Tom, give us a recap.

996
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:21,640
Our contestants are trying
to guess which mystery items

997
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:24,080
are inside the gloves
that they're shaking hands with.

998
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:27,160
This next guy was born
to wear gloves, literally.

999
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,640
He has two hands and fingers.
It's Aaron Chen.

1000
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,280
What are these for?

1001
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,920
Just some dishes.

1002
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,240
(LAUGHS)

1003
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,760
But what are these pictures about?

1004
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,280
It's just my calendar.

1005
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,160
Okay, I'm just gonna start
from January.

1006
00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:45,080
Oh! Jam.

1007
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,920
February. You look at the photo
first and then you shake.

1008
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,640
That's your method.
Must be, like...

1009
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:53,160
That's hundreds and thousands.

1010
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:56,000
Chocolate bars.

1011
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:57,160
Apple.

1012
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,000
Oh!

1013
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,880
(LAUGHTER)

1014
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,640
Mayonnaise.

1015
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:07,600
OK, so this one is
some sort of picture of...

1016
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:09,120
It's a jean.

1017
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:10,880
That's a jean.
I can feel a button.

1018
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,960
So, you've made...

1019
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,680
(LAUGHTER)

1020
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:15,640
Jelly.

1021
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,920
Before you do that one...

1022
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,240
Oh, my gosh.

1023
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,600
Air. Air.
Air.

1024
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:24,720
OK.
Yep.

1025
00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:30,680
I'm gonna have to say soap.
Soap. OK.

1026
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:32,920
(LAUGHS)

1027
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:36,320
October. I'm gonna say shells.

1028
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,240
Shells?
Yeah.

1029
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:40,520
Hat. Bits of hat.
It's a hat.

1030
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,720
Bits of hat.
Interesting.

1031
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,480
Dice.

1032
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,360
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1033
00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,240
Thanks, Aaron.
Thank you very much.

1034
00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1035
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:56,640
OK, so Aaron obviously
did quite a good job there.

1036
00:44:56,680 --> 00:44:59,440
What were you all thinking
that dishwashing water was for?

1037
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:01,400
Just that prop.
Yeah. Prop times.

1038
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:02,840
What, just to look cool?
Yeah!

1039
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,320
You went straight in there,
didn't you?

1040
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:07,360
Yeah. I had a splash around.
Had a look.

1041
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:10,360
I should also note Aaron
accidentally revealed a few

1042
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:11,640
by squeezing too hard.

1043
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,280
I think we're allowing it as long
as it wasn't done deliberately,

1044
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:16,960
which I think it wasn't
in Mel and Aaron's case.

1045
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:18,920
Do you just have
a very firm handshake?

1046
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,480
Yeah. It's, um...
It's about confidence.

1047
00:45:21,520 --> 00:45:23,920
(LAUGHTER)

1048
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,280
I don't think I've shaken
your hand, but I suspect it...

1049
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:28,520
..I don't imagine
it would be that firm.

1050
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,760
It would feel firm if your hand
was made of mayo.

1051
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,320
(LAUGHTER)

1052
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:40,000
OK, so what are the final scores
for the task?

1053
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:43,560
Well, so Aaron got a total
of 9.5 correct out of 12.

1054
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,680
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1055
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:49,480
Which means Pete gets one point,
Concetta two, Mel three, Rhys four,

1056
00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:51,360
and Aaron wins the task
with five points.

1057
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,320
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1058
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,200
And can we get
a little status update

1059
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,920
on the scoreboard, please,
Lesser Tom.

1060
00:45:57,960 --> 00:46:00,840
Absolutely. Peter Helliar,
18 points. You're out in front.

1061
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:03,680
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1062
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,120
Alright, everyone!
You know what that means.

1063
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:08,400
Head on up those stairs
for a live task!

1064
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:09,760
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1065
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,520
Lesser Tom, I do love a bath.
What's going on?

1066
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:16,960
Mel, could you please
read the task?

1067
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:18,840
Here we go. Alright. OK.

1068
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:21,480
(READS) "Toss your duck
into the bath.

1069
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:26,120
"All contestants must be
blindfolded whilst others throw.

1070
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,880
"If your duck misses,
you are eliminated.

1071
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,760
"If no-one's duck misses,

1072
00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:32,880
"the contestant who tossed
their duck from the closest

1073
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,240
"will be eliminated.

1074
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:37,760
"The crowd has been instructed
to cheer adoringly for every toss,

1075
00:46:37,800 --> 00:46:39,920
"regardless of its outcome."

1076
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,280
(LAUGHTER)

1077
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,080
"You may lap that adoration up
as you wish."

1078
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,760
Aaron, please step up to the plate.

1079
00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,000
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1080
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,560
AUDIENCE: Whoa!

1081
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,320
(LAUGHTER)

1082
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:57,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1083
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:58,400
Mel.

1084
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:00,360
Alright.

1085
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,520
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1086
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,720
Pete.

1087
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,800
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1088
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:16,120
Concetta.

1089
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1090
00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:22,360
Rhys.

1091
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1092
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,840
Mel, you have been eliminated.

1093
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:37,560
Please sit down on
the elimination couch.

1094
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:38,840
(APPLAUSE)

1095
00:47:39,520 --> 00:47:40,920
Aaron.

1096
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:44,840
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1097
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,640
Pete.

1098
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:50,680
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1099
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:53,320
Concetta.
Want me to commentate, or...

1100
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,120
That would be very helpful. Yes.

1101
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,480
Concetta's turn.

1102
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:57,920
(LAUGHTER)

1103
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:03,440
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1104
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,360
Rhys.

1105
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:09,840
(LAUGHTER)

1106
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:15,320
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1107
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:17,120
Rhys has been eliminated.

1108
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:18,520
Yeah.

1109
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,800
Aaron.

1110
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:27,200
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1111
00:48:27,240 --> 00:48:28,560
Pete.

1112
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1113
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,480
Concetta.

1114
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,760
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1115
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:44,440
Both Aaron and Pete
had their toes

1116
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:46,920
on around the 3.4m mark.

1117
00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,880
I think it's very, very close.

1118
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,240
Aaron, we've checked the footage.

1119
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:52,800
You were a toe closer.
You have been eliminated.

1120
00:48:52,840 --> 00:48:54,160
(APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER)

1121
00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,800
We are down to the final round.

1122
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:56,880
Pete.

1123
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:04,280
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1124
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:05,680
Concetta.

1125
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,360
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1126
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,840
Concetta is the winner of the toss!

1127
00:49:15,880 --> 00:49:18,040
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1128
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:23,040
Alright. Go and have a bath.
We're gonna have an ad break.

1129
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:24,560
We'll be back with the winner soon!

1130
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:26,400
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1131
00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:39,280
Welcome back to. Taskmaster, where
Peter Helliar has had the giggles

1132
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,800
for most of the episode about
the king's wife's fanny.

1133
00:49:42,840 --> 00:49:46,320
Who took out the points
for their ducky bath tossy, Tom?

1134
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:48,600
Mel splashed out on one point,
Rhys got two,

1135
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,320
Aaron three, Pete got four,

1136
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:52,440
but Concetta was the lucky duck
with five points!

1137
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,080
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1138
00:49:54,120 --> 00:49:58,880
And the question on everyone's lips,
who is our winner tonight?

1139
00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:00,760
Despite her live task performance,

1140
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:02,680
Concetta is in last place
with 12 points,

1141
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:06,160
but Peter Helliar wins
his first episode with 22 points!

1142
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:08,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1143
00:50:08,280 --> 00:50:10,920
Congratulations, Peter!

1144
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,800
Please go and collect your prizes

1145
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,880
and get ready for the most
scintillating conversations

1146
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:17,760
you've ever had in your life!

1147
00:50:17,800 --> 00:50:19,640
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1148
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,760
Pete, whilst you put on your monocle

1149
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,320
and flip through Aaron's
Jordan Peterson book,

1150
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:29,920
how about an update
on the season's score, Lesser Tom?

1151
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,360
Well, almost everyone is within
four points of each other,

1152
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,760
but the season leader
by one teeny, tiny point

1153
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:37,680
is Aaron Chen on 127 points!

1154
00:50:37,720 --> 00:50:39,520
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1155
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,720
And there you have it.

1156
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,720
Our eighth episode,
done and dusted.

1157
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:43,840
But what did we learn?

1158
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:46,360
We learned that Aaron Chen
is less concerned

1159
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:50,480
about climbing the comedy ladder
and more about wearing it.

1160
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:52,280
We learned that
Concetta's boyfriend's

1161
00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:53,880
brother's wife's pregnant.

1162
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:55,400
OMG! Yay!

1163
00:50:55,440 --> 00:50:57,040
(LAUGHTER)

1164
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,840
And we learned that Pete did one
more task than everyone else. Lol!

1165
00:51:00,880 --> 00:51:02,160
(LAUGHTER)

1166
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:05,240
But most importantly, we learned
Peter Helliar is the winner

1167
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,600
of episode eight.

1168
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:08,680
See you all next week!

1169
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1170
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:11,080
(TASKMASTER THEME MUSIC PLAYS)

1171
00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:19,320
There's actual piss on that.

1172
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,280
There's actual piss. That is piss.

1173
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,680
(LAUGHTER)

1174
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:25,520
Even when I win, I lose!

1175
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,480
(LAUGHTER)

1176
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:29,440
I've got that special feeling
in my tummy, Tom.

1177
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:31,200
Kill these women.

1178
00:51:31,240 --> 00:51:32,920
Don't do what you're doing.

1179
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,760
Anyway, I've upped my meds
and we're all good.

1180
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,920
Smart.
She's not even Italian.

1181
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:40,040
Wow.!

1182
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,560
Argh!

1183
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:43,120
Get me a (BLEEP) tea!

1184
00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,200
Shut up. You're a nightmare.

1185
00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:47,360
A fun fact.
I lost my virginity in a tent.