1 00:00:05,080 --> 00:00:06,360 Agh! Ohh! 2 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:07,360 (DING!) 3 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,200 Argh! Ohh! 4 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:14,480 A-a-a-a-gh. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,840 We slayed it! 6 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:19,160 Mwah, mwah! 7 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:29,040 Is this good television? 8 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:38,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 9 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:41,000 Hello, and welcome to Taskmaster Australia. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:44,760 I'm an artificially intelligent robot clone of Tom Gleeson. 11 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:47,880 I've only been programmed to say a few stock phrases, 12 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,400 but I'm happy to announce that one of them is 13 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,200 I am the Taskmaster. 14 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:54,880 Whoo! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 15 00:00:54,880 --> 00:00:57,640 Tonight we're going to watch five Australian comedians 16 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,960 attempt a series of very important tasks. 17 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,480 I'll hand out points for their efforts, 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:03,040 and together we'll figure out 19 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:06,800 who deserves to win the official Taskmaster trophy. 20 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 21 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:13,560 The five comedians competing to have this beautiful trophy 22 00:01:13,560 --> 00:01:16,400 don their otherwise accolade-free mantelpieces 23 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,320 are Aaron Chen... 24 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:19,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:21,440 ..Concetta Caristo... 26 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 27 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,640 ..Mel Buttle... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 28 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,080 ..Peter Helliar... 29 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:27,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,280 ..and Rhys Nicholson! 31 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:31,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 32 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,560 And, finally, sitting next to me on a much smaller throne, 33 00:01:35,560 --> 00:01:38,600 which he had 3-D printed at Officeworks, 34 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:40,440 is my assistant, Tom Cashman. 35 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:45,760 G'day, Tom. 37 00:01:45,760 --> 00:01:47,520 Hi, other Tom. Do I look different? 38 00:01:47,520 --> 00:01:48,960 No. 39 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,720 I've got new contacts. 40 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,280 (LAUGHTER) 41 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,640 You can't... You can't really see them. 42 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,160 They're not in my eyes. 43 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,200 (LAUGHTER) 44 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,200 So, that's... 45 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,720 (LAUGHTER) 46 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:03,440 That's the number for Marty. 47 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,440 He lives in the apartment across from mine. 48 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,400 And that's the poisons hotline. 49 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:10,960 (LAUGHTER) 50 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:13,440 I thought maybe I'd look different, like, more prepared and confident. 51 00:02:13,440 --> 00:02:14,960 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 52 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,400 Alright, Tom, what's our prize task tonight? 53 00:02:17,400 --> 00:02:19,080 Tonight our contestants have been asked 54 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,880 to bring in what they consider to be 55 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:23,880 the object that, if they got Pompeii-ed whilst holding, 56 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:27,360 future civilisations would question. 57 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,880 (LAUGHTER) 58 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:30,240 OK. 59 00:02:30,240 --> 00:02:33,440 And, so, for anyone who hasn't studied Ancient Rome... 60 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,760 Mm. ..what's being Pompeii-ed mean? 61 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:38,200 It's when, like, lava comes real quick and it freezes you 62 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:40,120 whatever you're doing. OK. 63 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,200 Alright, Concetta, what strange item would you be holding? 64 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:45,000 A bonnet-hood hairdryer attachment. 65 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,240 OK. 66 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:49,320 (LAUGHTER) 67 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) OK. 68 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,840 (APPLAUSE) 69 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,760 See, if you wore the pink bit on your head, 70 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:56,120 do you know what you'd be thinking? 71 00:02:56,120 --> 00:02:57,480 You'd be like, "Oh, my God, 72 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:00,960 "did this poor person get attacked by an octopus?!" 73 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,320 (LAUGHTER) 74 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:05,960 But, like, a severely disabled octopus. 75 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,600 (LAUGHTER) 76 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:10,000 Yeah, that octopus is on its last leg. 77 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,160 (LAUGHTER) 78 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,240 (APPLAUSE) 79 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,040 Alright, Rhys, what did you bring in? 80 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,240 Well, I took the task by the words, 81 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,880 so, I just went simple. 82 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,240 (LAUGHTER) 83 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:31,240 (APPLAUSE) 84 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:33,560 OK, so, as the lava's coming down the hill, 85 00:03:33,560 --> 00:03:35,440 you'd hold up your cardboard sign... 86 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,440 Yeah, yeah. 87 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,480 ..and as the lava came over the top of you 88 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:40,560 and it set fire and was gone in about a... 89 00:03:40,560 --> 00:03:41,800 No, no, no, no. ..about a minute... 90 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:43,480 So, you'd actually have no item. You can't see it. 91 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,040 It's made of Teflon and Kevlar. 92 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,920 Alright. Well, Peter, what did you bring in? 93 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,440 I also have a sign. OK. 94 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,440 But it's made from really strong material 95 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,080 that hasn't been invented yet. 96 00:03:54,080 --> 00:03:56,520 I like the Terminator films. OK. 97 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,120 I like a bit of a practical joke, 98 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,160 so, I'm going to have a sign 99 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:03,080 that warns the future 100 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,120 that something is imminent. 101 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,880 That's why I've got this sign. 102 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,880 (LAUGHTER) 103 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,320 OK. (APPLAUSE) 104 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,600 Because they would have heard of the Storage Wars... 105 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,040 Yeah. ..but they just think 106 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,560 it's just a TV show, 107 00:04:18,560 --> 00:04:22,600 but then somebody has warned them the Storage Wars are real! 108 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:24,840 In movies like Terminator... Yeah. 109 00:04:24,840 --> 00:04:27,760 ..it's people from the future who have knowledge. 110 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,160 They go back to the past and they warn the past. 111 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,920 It's never the past warning the future. 112 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,000 The future know everything. 113 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:38,560 (LAUGHTER) 114 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,480 It's a fair point. (APPLAUSE) 115 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,440 And the nerds are going to get angry because we keep saying 'lava', 116 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:46,120 but in Pompeii it was actually ash that landed on people 117 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,160 who were dying due to asphyxiation, 118 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,720 and that cast them and that's why they were all preserved. 119 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,520 And paper can survive ash. Yeah. 120 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:54,960 Yep. Let's be very clear on that. 121 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,400 Because, to be honest, I was lying about the special material. 122 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,240 (LAUGHTER) It is just paper. 123 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:01,320 Yeah. 124 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,080 Sorry. They said it was lava. 125 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,280 (LAUGHTER) 126 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,560 I just got corrected again. It wasn't ash. 127 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:10,240 I got corrected again from your... 128 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,240 (LAUGHTER) 129 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:14,120 It was ash. It was ash. OK. 130 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,920 I'm being told I won the series. 131 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:17,200 (LAUGHTER) 132 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,000 (APPLAUSE) 133 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,280 Mel, what did you bring in? 134 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:24,240 I brought in something that includes you, Taskmaster. 135 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,240 OK. 136 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:26,880 Because I wanted the future generations 137 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:28,280 to look back on a time 138 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:31,840 when maybe you and I weren't the mega stars of this show 139 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:33,640 that we are now. 140 00:05:33,640 --> 00:05:36,400 (LAUGHTER) What do you... What do you mean 'we'? 141 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,200 How many Instagram followers you got, cuz? 142 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:40,480 (LAUGHTER) 143 00:05:40,480 --> 00:05:43,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 144 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:45,720 Um... I don't know. 145 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:46,760 It's not relevant, is it? 146 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,880 'Cause you haven't had to scrap around the edges of the industry 147 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:49,880 just to get a nibble. 148 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,880 Anyway... 149 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:57,480 (LAUGHTER) 150 00:05:57,480 --> 00:06:00,120 What I want the people of the future to know 151 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,000 is a time when you and I, Tom, 152 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,440 worked together... 153 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:06,280 Oh, yeah. ..on a Chennel 10 show 154 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,000 that lasted one season. 155 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,920 Oh. Do you remember this one?! 156 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:13,920 (LAUGHTER) 157 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,240 (APPLAUSE) 158 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,760 I remember this. This was a sketch series that YOU wrote... 159 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,760 Yep. ..but I was just guesting in it. 160 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:21,840 I was a guest, wasn't I? 161 00:06:21,840 --> 00:06:23,720 I threw you a bone. I... 162 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:25,280 (LAUGHTER) 163 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:27,560 OK. Alright. Aaron, what have you got? 164 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:30,680 I brought in a volcano experiment kit. 165 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,720 (LAUGHTER) 166 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:38,440 (APPLAUSE) 167 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Yeah, I think people would be asking a lot of questions. 168 00:06:41,440 --> 00:06:42,880 They'd be like, 169 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,640 "This guy's a loser 'cause he's doing it small 170 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:47,480 "but he could have just gone outside." 171 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:49,160 (LAUGHTER) 172 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,800 "Saw it in the big time," that type of thing, you know? 173 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:54,360 Well, people might even think that THAT was the volcano 174 00:06:54,360 --> 00:06:55,800 that caused you to be Pompeii-ed. 175 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,520 Like, it just spilled out of that tiny one. 176 00:06:57,520 --> 00:06:59,600 Oh, like it was a personal Pompeii. Yeah. 177 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:00,960 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 178 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,560 Yeah. Your Pompeii-ed yourself. 179 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,120 Yeah. Pompeii for one, you know. 180 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:06,160 (LAUGHTER) 181 00:07:06,160 --> 00:07:10,120 Alright, so, I am going to give 1 point to Peter Helliar 182 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:13,200 because I'm worried that his object is extremely flammable. 183 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:15,960 2 points to Rhys for pretty much the same reason. 184 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,760 And I'm going to give 3 points to Concetta. 185 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:19,040 4 points to Mel. 186 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,240 I actually remember that sketch being very, very funny. 187 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:24,040 The people who just ran that show had no (BLEEP!) vision. 188 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:26,720 (LAUGHTER) So, I'm giving Mel 4 points. 189 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:27,720 Thank you! 190 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:29,760 Just for the sheer weirdness of it, 191 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:31,720 I'm giving 5 points to Aaron Chen 192 00:07:31,720 --> 00:07:33,880 for his volcano experiment. 193 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 194 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:39,120 Alright, I've got that special feeling in my tummy, Tom, 195 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,440 and you know what that means - 196 00:07:40,440 --> 00:07:42,560 you're about to introduce a new task. 197 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,440 (LAUGHTER) 198 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,320 Once again, your torso is correct. 199 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:47,560 It's 40-love. 200 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:02,080 There you are. Hi, Pete. Hey, Tom. 201 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,760 Oh! Hello. 202 00:08:03,760 --> 00:08:05,760 You remembered I love tennis! 203 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:07,320 I love tennis. Oh, do you? 204 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,120 Is this tennis-related? 205 00:08:10,240 --> 00:08:12,760 I want this to come out and not... 206 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:15,400 Shit! 207 00:08:15,400 --> 00:08:19,120 Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal, Andre Agassi. 208 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:20,800 What do they all have in common? 209 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:21,800 They're all men? 210 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:27,920 "Make the most obnoxiously loud racket with this racquet." 211 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,960 "Your obnoxiously loud racket must commence in exactly..." 212 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:33,160 "10 minutes." 213 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,880 Your time starts now. Boop! 214 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:39,920 And, so, you want me to make the loud racket within the 10 minutes 215 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:41,280 or after the 10 minutes? 216 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,440 All the information you need is in the task. 217 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,160 (APPLAUSE) 218 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,080 Um... Pete, you said, uh... 219 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:50,360 "Is this something to do with tennis?" 220 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,760 Yeah. This is, uh... one of the early tasks I did, 221 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:54,240 so, I was just getting into the groove of it. 222 00:08:54,240 --> 00:08:56,120 So, I saw the tennis balls and I saw a tennis racquet, 223 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:57,760 and I thought, "Hang on a second." 224 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,040 (LAUGHTER) 225 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,760 "This could be tennis related." 226 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,520 Alright, who are we going to see first? 227 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,800 Will they ace it or will they fault-er? 228 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,480 It's Concetta, Mel and Peter. 229 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:11,640 "You're obnoxiously loud racket must commence in exactly 10 minutes." 230 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:13,200 Think, think, think, think, think. 231 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:14,680 What I'll get you to do, Tom, 232 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:16,320 is hold this, Tom. That's a snare. 233 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:18,120 It's not the actual task to get the drum names right, 234 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,160 so, let's not focus on that. 235 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:21,480 What's with these? 236 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:26,160 Oh, that's what these are for. 237 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:27,960 Now, this is where it gets fun. Oh. 238 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:29,240 I haven't played for a while, so... OK. 239 00:09:29,240 --> 00:09:31,240 It has to commence in 10 minutes, doesn't it? 240 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:32,520 Well, now six minutes and 53 seconds. 241 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,520 OK. 242 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:36,960 (DRUM BANGS) 243 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,200 Sorry. I'm gonna start thinking with my brain. 244 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,320 I've been thinking with my tits this whole time. 245 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,080 Like, can I go anywhere? 246 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,200 Yeah. Why don't you come? 247 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:47,040 Where are you going? To over in this place. 248 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,600 (DRUM BANGS) 249 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:51,240 I'm doing triples now. 250 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,840 Ohh! 251 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,040 Oh, what's the time, Tom? One minute and 22 seconds. 252 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,240 It's not long enough! I haven't had time to think! 253 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:58,920 Got to keep going. 254 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:00,560 (DRUM BANGS) 255 00:10:00,560 --> 00:10:01,560 45 seconds left. 256 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:02,960 Last two. 257 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:04,400 Ohh! 258 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,280 Did I... Yeah, that hit me. That hit you. 259 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:08,520 Will you say go? I'll blow my whistle. 260 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:11,840 When I blow my whistle, that's when the sound can commence. 261 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:13,840 You finished? Yeah. 262 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:14,840 Catch you around. 263 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,400 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 264 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,840 (LAUGHTER) 265 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:21,840 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 266 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,400 A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-rgh! 267 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,520 I need to administer the task! 268 00:10:26,520 --> 00:10:29,240 I can't tell you anything that's not on the task sheet! 269 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,520 My name's Tom Cashman! 270 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,440 Tom Gleeson's b-o-o-o-o-o-o... 271 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:35,200 A-a-a-a-a-gh! A-a-a-gh! 272 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,920 (DOOR CLANGS) 273 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,240 Agh! Agh! 274 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:43,760 (LAUGHTER) 275 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,920 I'm here to administer the task! 276 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:48,080 (TABLE CLANGS) 277 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,320 (DOOR CLANKS) 278 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,880 (TABLE CLANGS) 279 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,840 (LAUGHTER) 280 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,440 I think I've concluded my task. 281 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,360 That'll do me, Tom. 282 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,080 That'll do me. 283 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:08,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 284 00:11:08,680 --> 00:11:10,560 So, you know before, Pete, when you were saying 285 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:12,720 this is one of the first tasks that you did? 286 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,280 I now believe you. 287 00:11:14,280 --> 00:11:15,600 Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 288 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:17,080 So, you missed the whole task. 289 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,720 Did you know that you'd missed it? 290 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,360 I'm finding out right now. 291 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:22,320 (LAUGHTER) 292 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:25,880 And did Pete make any other sounds after he left? 293 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:27,360 So, we have some audio 294 00:11:27,360 --> 00:11:30,160 of the next noise that Pete made 295 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:31,720 into his microphone. 296 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:45,440 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 297 00:11:45,440 --> 00:11:47,160 So, hang on, hang on. 298 00:11:47,160 --> 00:11:49,800 So, the obnoxious racket he made 299 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:52,600 was whispering an order for a cup of tea? 300 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:53,600 (LAUGHTER) 301 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,080 I'm actually relieved 302 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,480 because after that I took a dump. 303 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:59,120 (LAUGHTER) 304 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:02,600 Mel, I'm concerned about your racqueting. 305 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,600 Thank you. 306 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:05,520 You were yelling all this stuff into a microphone 307 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:07,000 while holding a racquet... Correct. 308 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,880 ..but I don't think you were actually using the racquet 309 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:10,640 to make a racket. Ah, OK. 310 00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,200 It was "with the racquet," I'm sure. Yep. But I'm with the racquet. 311 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,200 I've got it. I'm with it, baby. 312 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,640 (LAUGHTER) I'm 100% with that racquet. 313 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:20,600 You've got to listen to...you've got to actually read every word. 314 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,120 (LAUGHTER) Every word. Every word. 315 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,120 Yeah. 316 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:24,360 Yeah, they nitpick, don't they? 317 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,360 They do. Yeah. 318 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,560 Yeah, I'm not sure that we can actually use your obnoxious words. 319 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:31,120 We're going to have to use what you actually did with the racquet. 320 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:34,080 Mel's banging with the racquet was 83 decibels loud. 321 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,800 Ooh. 83. Huge number. That's quite loud. 322 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:36,800 That's very loud. 323 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,920 Now, Concetta, 324 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,560 how loud was it when you were banging the racquet on those lockers? 325 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,120 I feel like it would have been quite deafening 326 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:43,280 if you were there in person. 327 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,120 I had AirPods in. I was just listening to Family Guy. 328 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,640 So... (LAUGHTER) 329 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,280 ..I didn't hear it in its full... 330 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,000 You were listening to the audio of a Family Guy episode? 331 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,920 Yeah, I like to play the episode on YouTube, 332 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,440 put it in my pocket and listen to it... 333 00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,640 (LAUGHTER) ..like a podcast. 334 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:03,880 So, you're so into radio at Triple J, you listen to TV shows? 335 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:05,120 (LAUGHTER) 336 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:07,440 Yeah, I think it was deafening. What about you, Tom? You were there. 337 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:09,520 It was very loud. We measured the decibel levels, 338 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,280 and it was 91 decibels. 339 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:13,920 Oh! OK. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 340 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:15,960 I should say as well, 341 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,440 obviously, Pete's was the least loud, 342 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:20,120 but we measured that as well - 32 decibels. 343 00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:23,200 It's disappointing because usually I scream in the face of the help, 344 00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:24,440 to be honest. 345 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:25,760 (LAUGHTER) 346 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,800 Get me a (BLEEP!) tea! (LAUGHTER) 347 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,920 Is what I would usually say. 348 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:31,400 Alright, time for you at home 349 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,520 to make some obnoxious noises of your own 350 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,880 while you scream into the void waiting for the show to come back on. 351 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,360 Don't worry, it's only a few minutes. 352 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,200 We'll see you soon for more Taskmaster! 353 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 354 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,320 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 355 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:50,680 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 356 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:52,160 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 357 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,600 where five Australian comedians 358 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,840 are making themselves the centre of attention 359 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,360 by being as loud and obnoxious as humanly possible. 360 00:13:59,360 --> 00:14:03,280 So far we've heard some medium obnoxiously loud noises 361 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,280 from Concetta and Mel, 362 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,040 and watched a really good practice from Pete. 363 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:07,360 (LAUGHTER) 364 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,800 Next up - will they have the juice or will they be a double fault-er? 365 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,840 It's Aaron and Rhys! 366 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,800 Obnoxiously loud. Obnoxious. 367 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,400 I mean, my voice, like... 368 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,440 A-a-a-gh! 369 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:18,440 It's pretty obnoxious. 370 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,040 Let's go to the kitchen. OK. 371 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:23,920 I would like to record something 372 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:28,880 and then play it very, very, very, very, very loudly back through... 373 00:14:28,880 --> 00:14:30,640 ..like, a big speaker. OK. 374 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,480 I reckon these will be obnoxiously loud to blend. 375 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,520 Wow. Two blenders. 376 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,600 This will make me lose the task. 377 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,960 Maybe I play Tom Gleeson accepting the Logie, I reckon. 378 00:14:50,600 --> 00:14:52,160 (AMPLIFIED) Hello! 379 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:56,440 This is some of the most obnoxious racket I can make with the racquet. 380 00:14:56,440 --> 00:14:59,320 I don't know much about electrics, but I hope this works. 381 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320 OK. 382 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,320 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 383 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,600 (APPLIANCES WHIRR) 384 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,600 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 385 00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:10,520 (BOWLS CLANK) 386 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:13,960 (ON SPEAKER) Because I like it and I hate it at the same time. 387 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:17,240 (APPLIANCES WHIRR) 388 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,360 (ON SPEAKER) I can tell you this - I'm not the most popular person 389 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,440 on Australian television. 390 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,440 I know I'm not. 391 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:31,680 (MIXER WHIRRS) 392 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,160 (ON SPEAKER) The most popular personality on Australian TV 393 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,600 are dating someone from Married At First Sight or the... 394 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:41,840 (BALLS RATTLE) 395 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:43,480 Pretty obnoxious! 396 00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:44,680 Thanks, Rhys. 397 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:45,680 Bye! 398 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:50,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 399 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,200 So, Rhys... Yes! 400 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,320 ..I think you playing my Logies speech through a speaker 401 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,360 doesn't count. 402 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,120 It wasn't YOU making a racket with a racquet. 403 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,320 It was ME talking at the Logies. 404 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,640 You know how people kind of listen to music when they run 405 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,000 to make them feel kind of it really pushes them through? 406 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,600 Listening to your Gold Logie speech 407 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,720 made me want to smash the shit out of that kitchen. 408 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,000 (LAUGHTER) 409 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,080 OK. 410 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,880 (APPLAUSE) 411 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:21,400 So, it inspired you to break things. It inspired me to make a racket, 412 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:25,280 just like you did with that stuck-up Australian industry. 413 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,040 (LAUGHTER) 414 00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,040 That you're in. 415 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,600 That I'm in. (LAUGHTER) 416 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:33,280 And, if anything, I would love to be more involved. 417 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:37,280 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 418 00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,920 So, we'll end up having to just count 419 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,240 the sound of you bashing the racquet on the pots and pans. 420 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,400 Sure! The speech doesn't count. 421 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:46,680 So, how loud was that? That was 86 decibel. Just above Mel. 422 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:47,840 OK. 423 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,320 (APPLAUSE) 424 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,720 So, Aaron, how did the racquet actually work? 425 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,560 I cut a hole in the racquet 426 00:16:57,560 --> 00:17:00,400 so that I could place the cable through it, 427 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:04,800 and that would create a counter pressure 428 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,760 in which I could use it to hit that cable 429 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,120 into an extension cord. 430 00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,200 (LAUGHTER) 431 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:13,800 Game. Set. Match. 432 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,440 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 433 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,120 What was it like being in the room with that noise? 434 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,280 I would say it was the loudest, 435 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:25,400 and we measured it at 102 decibels. 436 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:30,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 437 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,240 So, that's 1 point for Pete, 2 for Mel, 3 for Rhys, 438 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:34,320 4 for Concetta and 5 points for Aaron Chen! 439 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:35,840 OK! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 440 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,880 What's our scoreboard looking like these days, Tom? 441 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:41,040 It's Aaron with the advantage right now with 10 points! 442 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 443 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,880 Alright, let's jump to another one. 444 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,360 (LOW, SLOW VOICE) OK. 445 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,200 Here's another task. 446 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:51,840 (LAUGHTER) 447 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,000 Hi, Mel. G'day, maggot. 448 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,280 How are you? 449 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:08,280 Alright. 450 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:12,080 What am I looking for? 451 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:13,640 'Mel'! 452 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:17,000 Ha-ha-ha. 453 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,880 (READS) "Find and record 454 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:23,480 "someone with the most heavenly speaking voice." 455 00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:26,400 (READS) "You must introduce your heavenly-speaking-voice person 456 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,720 "by using your own annoying voice." 457 00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:31,440 "Your heavenly-speaking-voice person recording 458 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,280 "must include the sentence..." 459 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,520 "How now, brown cow?" 460 00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:38,800 "You have until the studio recording of episode 9. 461 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,720 "Your time starts now"! 462 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,480 But I live in Brisbane. 463 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:45,320 (LAUGHTER) It's gonna be hard. 464 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:47,480 What about... (GRUFF VOICE) ..like this? 465 00:18:47,480 --> 00:18:49,120 No. That one's... Is that hot? 466 00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:50,360 Quite nice. Oh! 467 00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:56,200 You should introduce them in the recording using an annoying voice. 468 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:57,440 That was a bit annoying. 469 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,800 Do you have anyone in mind? 470 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,720 Dame Judi Dench. 471 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:02,200 Wow. You know her? No. 472 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,320 Oh. (LAUGHTER) 473 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,480 Hello? 474 00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,880 Oh! 475 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,760 Could use it as a battery holder, you know? 476 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:10,320 Pretend that you really need a battery. 477 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,320 Mm-hm. 478 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:14,120 Oh, Aaron, so glad I ran into you. I really need some batteries. 479 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,680 Do you have any? Nuh. 480 00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:19,520 (LAUGHTER) 481 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,000 See ya later, Tom. 482 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,840 Take it easy, OK? 483 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:28,120 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 484 00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,160 Alright, let's see what heavenly voices 485 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,280 our little angels managed to find. 486 00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,240 Rhys, we'll start with you, I think. 487 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,240 Yeah. Alright. 488 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,560 So, I've got to introduce it with the most annoying voice, 489 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,440 and I think, to me, that is low talkers. 490 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,680 And, so, to introduce mine, I'm going to say... 491 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,600 (SPEAKS INAUDIBLY) 492 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,240 (LAUGHTER) 493 00:19:49,240 --> 00:19:53,200 "Your heavenly-speaking-voice person's recording 494 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:58,560 "must include the sentence 'How now, brown cow?'" 495 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,280 You have... 496 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,960 What's his name?! 497 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:04,800 (LAUGHTER) CREW: Rhys Nicholson. 498 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,560 "Rhys Nicholson, 499 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:11,240 "you have until the studio record of episode 9. 500 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:12,920 "Rhys, 501 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,720 "your time starts 502 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,280 "now." 503 00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:19,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 504 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,800 Wow. Wow. 505 00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,520 (APPLAUSE) 506 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:25,000 I must say it's pretty impressive. 507 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,680 How did you get Rebecca Gibney? 508 00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:29,320 (LAUGHTER) 509 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,200 I genuinely don't know how it happened. 510 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,160 I took a swing, I emailed her. 511 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,360 She'd seen me perform before 512 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,240 and did not stick around. 513 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,000 (LAUGHTER) 514 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,440 And, so, I took the swing and it paid off. 515 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,800 And I want to win so much. I want to win this so much. 516 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,440 I don't care about anything else 517 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,960 because this is the best thing I'm ever going to do in my whole life. 518 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:56,000 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 519 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,320 Mel, what do YOU have? 520 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:00,440 Not Cate Blanchett, that's for sure. 521 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,680 (LAUGHTER) 522 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,440 So, MY person 523 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,160 is also a very large celebrity on this network. 524 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:09,800 This is me introducing it in my annoying voice, 525 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:11,160 which, as the listeners 526 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,560 of many radio stations over the years have told me, 527 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:17,000 and I quote, "Why is that (BLEEP!) fishwife on the radio?" 528 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,560 (LAUGHTER) 529 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,120 Here we go! 530 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,440 Lloyd. 531 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,680 Comedian. 532 00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,800 How now, 533 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,080 brown cow. 534 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 535 00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,320 It was pleasing to the ears. 536 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,920 It's a straight white man - 537 00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:40,400 your favourite! 538 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,160 (LAUGHTER) 539 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:45,120 Alright, Concetta, what did you bring in? 540 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:49,960 (SHRILL VOICE) Introducing my heavenly voice. 541 00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,080 (LAUGHTER) 542 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,600 Oh. Hello, Tom. 543 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:56,160 It's me, Alex Horne, your boss's assistant 544 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:57,840 and the creator of Taskmaster. 545 00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:58,840 (GASPS) 546 00:21:58,840 --> 00:21:59,960 So, I wanted to check in. 547 00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,480 Obviously, your contract is up at the end of the year, so, um... 548 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,160 Yeah. We'll see. We'll see how that goes. 549 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:09,240 But mainly I just wanted to get in touch to, um... 550 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,080 I'm so sorry. I'm on a farm, and the reception is terrible, 551 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:15,920 but, um...yeah, it's very important for me to say to you how now... 552 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,000 How now, brown cow? 553 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 554 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,360 That was like watching the Monkeys watch the Beatles. 555 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:31,720 (LAUGHTER) 556 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:34,800 Of course, Alex Horne, creator of this show, that's who that was. 557 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,040 How did you get Alex? 558 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:37,120 Uh... 559 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,640 We've boned before. 560 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,000 (LAUGHTER) 561 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,640 Sorry, sorry, sorry. Let me start again. 562 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,960 That's how I got Cate Blanchett. 563 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:44,960 (LAUGHTER) 564 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,080 Wow. 565 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,800 Oh, I just... I also sent an email. 566 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,840 And he'd watched me perform and stayed back. 567 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,560 (LAUGHTER) 568 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,880 (APPLAUSE) 569 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:59,360 Alright, Aaron, what have you got? 570 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:03,040 Can I just say? My mind is blown right now. 571 00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:04,480 (APPLAUSE) 572 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,440 I didn't know you were allowed to use star power. 573 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,440 Um... (LAUGHTER) 574 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:11,520 If I had known, I would have called Obama, but... 575 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:14,160 (LAUGHTER) 576 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,560 So, um... 577 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,320 Yeah, I just got a mate. 578 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,120 (LAUGHTER) 579 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,320 (SHRILL VOICE) Every snowman needs a showman, 580 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:25,600 and my showman's name is Rowan Dix. 581 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:29,520 He has the most heavenly voice in the world. 582 00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,960 How now, brown cow? 583 00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:37,520 (LAUGHTER) 584 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:38,640 Thank you. 585 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:41,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 586 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:42,720 Pretty good. 587 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,920 (APPLAUSE) 588 00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,240 Oh, it's tricky, isn't it? 589 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,520 Because he sounded better than Rebecca Gibney. 590 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,640 (LAUGHTER) 591 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,160 Did you say he's a voiceover artist? 592 00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,560 No, he is a musician. 593 00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:56,520 He has a podcast. 594 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,520 Do you want to give his podcast a mention? Give him a shout-out. 595 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,280 The Meeting Tree Podcast. 596 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,400 Is that right? Mm. 597 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,160 Yeah. You know Rowan as well. 598 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:06,240 I know Rowan. Yeah. 599 00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,400 Wow. So, we have had a full scale, haven't we? 600 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:09,840 We've had, like, celebrities, 601 00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,120 and then we've had yours and Aaron's mate. 602 00:24:12,120 --> 00:24:13,120 (LAUGHTER) 603 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,600 It's hard to ignore the star power, though, because it was very exciting 604 00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,080 because you've got the story behind it. 605 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,080 Mm. Oh. 606 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:20,080 PETE: Tom? Yes. 607 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:21,840 Can I show mine? 608 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:26,560 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 609 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:28,120 I mean... 610 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,120 I know I'm only on 2 points... 611 00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:34,440 (LAUGHTER) 612 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,880 ..but I would like to play the episode out. 613 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,960 (LAUGHTER) 614 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,200 Can I go now? Yes, you can go now. 615 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:44,520 Now, Tom, I mentioned when I got the envelope... 616 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,720 Yeah. ..a certain name - Dame Judi Dench. 617 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,600 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 618 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:51,520 She recorded one for me. 619 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,560 Wasn't happy with her performance. I scrapped it. 620 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,240 (LAUGHTER) 621 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,640 But then I heard a voice out in the street one day, 622 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,800 and I thought, "I need to record you. You have a heavenly voice." 623 00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:05,040 So, there's no video. 624 00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:06,600 We're just going to have to listen. 625 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:07,600 OK. 626 00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,640 So, I'm going to introduce the way I would order a tea... 627 00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:12,640 (LAUGHTER) ..um...normally. 628 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:13,640 OK? 629 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:15,760 (YELLS) Play the bloody audio! 630 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,040 (LAUGHTER) 631 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,400 (RECORDING) I'm glad you find my voice so angelic. 632 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,000 And I hope Taskmaster feels the same. 633 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,800 I guess all I need to say now 634 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,360 is how now, brown cow? 635 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:30,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 636 00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,840 Removing the visual helped me luxuriate in the sound of the voice. 637 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:38,320 But I stripped it back 638 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:41,240 and it was the most heavenly voice I've ever heard. 639 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,640 Who was it? 640 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,200 Do you not know? No. 641 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:45,480 Are you joking? 642 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,120 (LAUGHTER) 643 00:25:47,120 --> 00:25:50,400 Well, it's just a bit embarrassing because my wife might be watching, 644 00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,920 and I don't want to say that I found someone else's voice attractive. 645 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,320 I've got you covered 646 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,240 because it WAS your wife. 647 00:25:57,240 --> 00:26:01,280 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 648 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,360 I'm in a bit of a pickle now, aren't I? 649 00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:09,360 (LAUGHTER) 650 00:26:09,360 --> 00:26:11,040 Alright, well, I'm giving Concetta 1 651 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,120 because I didn't enjoy the sound of Alex Horne's voice at all. 652 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:14,440 Mm. 653 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,520 Which, you know, could be a career-limiting move, 654 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:17,840 but... 655 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,640 ..I've got another TV show. 656 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,400 (LAUGHTER) 657 00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,280 I'm gonna give 2 points to Aaron Chen... OK. 658 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,200 ..because I just don't like podcasts in general. 659 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200 Right. 660 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:28,720 So, it's more about the content that he does outside the show. 661 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:29,720 OK. 662 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,760 I've always enjoyed the sound of Lloyd Langford's voice. 663 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,640 OK. So, 3 points to Mel. 664 00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:37,640 I'm giving 4 points to Cate Blanchett between gritted teeth. 665 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,480 And I'm going to give 5 points to Peter Helliar 666 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,600 mostly so I can say on national TV 667 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,440 my wife's voice is sexier than Cate Blanchett's. 668 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:48,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 669 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:50,800 If that task was enough to get you believing in heaven, 670 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:52,840 then here's a break so you can look up 671 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:55,560 your nearest non-denominational place of worship. 672 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,680 Just make sure they're not one of the dodgy ones. 673 00:26:57,680 --> 00:26:58,880 We'll see you after this! 674 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:01,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 675 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,200 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 676 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:09,640 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 677 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,840 Welcome back to Taskmaster Australia, 678 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,440 the show that tackles the most important questions facing society, 679 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:17,880 like if you get caught in a volcanic eruption, 680 00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,160 what would be the funniest way to die? 681 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,840 Alright, lesser Tom, 682 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,480 we just finished a task before the break. 683 00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:24,680 So, what should we do now? 684 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,720 It's our last team task for the season. 685 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,720 (ALL GASP) 686 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,400 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 687 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:44,600 Tom. 688 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,000 Oh! Cute! 689 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,400 What gorgeous headshots. 690 00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,680 Aww. 691 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,600 "Kill these women.' 692 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,600 (LAUGHTER) 693 00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,160 I want to kiss them all. 694 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,480 You're going to have to get all this positivity out of your system. 695 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,040 I like the sound of that, Tom. 696 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,200 (READS) "Make a disinformation video 697 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:02,240 "that smears the reputation of the other team." 698 00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,800 (READS) "The video that smears the other team the most wins." 699 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,520 "You have 60 minutes. 700 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,040 "Your time starts now. 701 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,840 Well, Rhys has already done it. 702 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,840 OK, so, Aaron - disinformation. What's coming to you? 703 00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,280 I'm not going to say it. OK. 704 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,400 I'll never work again. 705 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:20,320 What if he's racist to Italians? 706 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,120 She's Italian. 707 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:23,480 (LAUGHTER) That's true, though. 708 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:25,600 RHYS: Look into their history. 709 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,400 Should they have something paranormal? 710 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,400 Ah. 711 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,720 Should we say Rhys has, like, udders? 712 00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:32,480 Yes. Yes! 713 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,800 Udders are paranormal? 714 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,320 Didn't even have to run that past me. 715 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,800 I believe she was kicked off the set of the baking show. 716 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,800 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 717 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,360 What did she do to get kicked off Bake Off? 718 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,200 We'll make the video and you'll find out. 719 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,760 (WHISPERS) She shat on a cake. 720 00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,040 (LAUGHTER) 721 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,040 Yeah. 722 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,040 (LAUGHTER) 723 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,680 See? See? 724 00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:51,160 (APPLAUSE) 725 00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:52,160 OK. 726 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:55,560 The team tasks are back, 727 00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,880 so we've got Ernie and Bert versus the Muppets. 728 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,200 (LAUGHTER) 729 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:01,080 What smear campaign should we see first? 730 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,560 It's the Sesame Street Press - 731 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,800 it's Concetta and Mel! 732 00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:05,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 733 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,840 We interrupt your program tonight 734 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:15,520 to bring you some news from the Australian 7:00PM Factual News 735 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:18,080 Reported By The Government. 736 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,040 I'm Sarah... (LAUGHS) 737 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,080 (BLEEP!) I'm just going to go... Shut up. 738 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,400 You're a nightmare. I'm Sarah Paprika. 739 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,080 And I'm 47. 740 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,960 News just in. 741 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:31,120 Peter Helliar has been discovered 742 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,280 that his 20-plus-year career 743 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,400 has been held up by a monkey. 744 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:40,240 He has had his jokes written by a monkey this whole time. 745 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:45,720 And he has made a statement to media that he likes upskirting. 746 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,600 Shocking stuff, Sarah. 747 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:48,960 I wouldn't do it. Mm. 748 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,600 Sham comedian Aaron Chen 749 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:52,560 has made the news tonight for his sham marriage. 750 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,360 It's a marriage of convenience, unfortunately, 751 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:58,000 which has been proven to be not real. 752 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,800 The proposal, the dress, the whole caboodle - 753 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,120 absolutely fake. 754 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,400 Even more shocking news and disturbing - 755 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:07,840 the RSPCA is aware of some animal cruelty 756 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,600 or some cruelty near an animal 757 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,720 where Aaron was caught doing a wank near a seagull later this afternoon. 758 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,440 He was caught... Oh! 759 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,840 Sorry, we've just got some breaking news. 760 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,840 Comedian Rhys Nicholson 761 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,520 has been caught with udders that are... 762 00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:24,520 (LAUGHS) Sorry. 763 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,160 That are regularly milked in secret by Peter Helliar 764 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,240 for Aaron Chen to drink and get big and strong. 765 00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:33,960 Mm. Disturbing stuff, Sarah. (LAUGHTER) 766 00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,080 And that's the news for tonight. 767 00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:40,080 Stay tuned for what's coming up next on your favourite station. 768 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:44,360 We're the Australian 7:00PM Factual News Report From The Government. 769 00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:45,360 I'm 47. 770 00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:46,360 I'm Sarah Paprika. 771 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,360 Goodnight. 772 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,080 (APPLAUSE) 773 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,480 (LAUGHS) 774 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,040 Um... I'm... Sorry. I just dropped my phone. 775 00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:02,000 (LAUGHTER) 776 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:06,320 (APPLAUSE) 777 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,800 It was a good effort, Ernie and Bert. 778 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,560 I'm worried I'm gonna have to deduct points, though, 779 00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:11,320 'cause there was no disinformation there at all. 780 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,840 (LAUGHTER) 781 00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:14,440 I don't think you complete the task 782 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,000 if you just say all these true things about our colleagues. 783 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,440 I think we should maybe have a look at the Muppets' effort. 784 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,640 Let's do it. It's our last jaunt with the Muppets. 785 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,560 Here's Aaron, Pete and Rhys. 786 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,000 PETE: The leading ladies of Aussie comedy, 787 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,600 Mel Buttle and Concetta Caristo, 788 00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:32,560 have had audiences rolling in the aisles for years, 789 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,560 but now many are asking, 790 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:38,200 "Is it time for the laughter to stop?" 791 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,080 Rhys Nicholson has more. 792 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:45,200 Tonight I'm at the home of Mel Buttle and Concetta Caristo, 793 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,640 two women in comedy at the top of their game. 794 00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,520 But are they playing the rules of the game? 795 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,480 What is the game? Is it a family game? 796 00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,680 We caught up with Australian icon Maggie Beer 797 00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:59,880 to tell us what happened on the set of The Great Australian Bake Off. 798 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:04,480 Mel Buttle took a dump in one of my quince paste tubs... 799 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,600 (LAUGHTER) 800 00:32:05,600 --> 00:32:07,720 ..and then shared it with the crew. 801 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,080 Mel! Get away from me, you arsehole! 802 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,760 I don't know about anything! Answer the question! 803 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,240 Why did you shit in the cake?! 804 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,840 I don't... Why did you shit in the cake?! 805 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,040 It was enormous. 806 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:18,640 It was a lot of poo. 807 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,080 A lot of poo. 808 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:25,000 We now turn our gays and lesbians onto the story of Concetta Caristo. 809 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,760 She's not even Italian. 810 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:31,800 She's taking away the roles from real Italian guys like us. 811 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,560 And what are we left with? 812 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,200 The Chinese roles! 813 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,200 (SPITS) 814 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,920 Concetta! Concetta! 815 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,320 Is it true that you're not really Italian? 816 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:44,080 (ITALIAN ACCENT) How can you say this? I am Italian, I love pizza? 817 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,600 What's your favourite landmark in Italy? 818 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:46,760 I'll get back to you! 819 00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:49,080 Can you put pineapple on a pizza? Concetta! 820 00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,800 Yeah, we're after any information any of the public has 821 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,040 involving these comedians - 822 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:57,360 Mel Battle and Concetta Crystal. 823 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,160 We're now giving you a list of alleged things 824 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,280 that they've been involved in. 825 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,560 It is... This is not a finished list. 826 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:04,880 We're adding to it every day. 827 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,200 So, please call the number on your screen for any help. 828 00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,520 Yeah, man, it's a lot. 829 00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,880 It doesn't even mention the Maggie Beer quince paste incident. 830 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,360 Mm. That was revolting. 831 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,640 Sure, it's all been giggles for these girls, 832 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:20,840 but what Aussie audiences are now saying is, "Please, stop the crimes 833 00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:24,480 "and crapping into tubs of Maggie Beer Quince Paste. 834 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,440 "She deserves better." 835 00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,120 So do we all. 836 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:34,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 837 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,840 Alright, Pete, it's good to see the wigs are back. 838 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:38,680 Absolutely. Absolutely. (LAUGHTER) 839 00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,200 Good to see Aaron adopting some wigs as well. 840 00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,480 Yes. That's right. 841 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,240 I mean, it's... I'm not sure how Aaron and Rhys feel, 842 00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:46,920 but this is episode 9 now, 843 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,840 and we've kind of developed a bit of a bond. 844 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,160 But to see that report, to see... 845 00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,680 Like, we've shared meals... 846 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,080 (LAUGHTER) 847 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,280 ..and you offered me some Maggie Beer Quince Paste... 848 00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,600 (LAUGHTER) ..at lunch yesterday, 849 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,280 and I thought, "This tastes different." 850 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,920 Pete... (LAUGHTER) 851 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,720 (QUIETLY) ..we just made that up. 852 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:06,280 (LAUGHTER) 853 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:07,680 No, we didn't. 854 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:08,680 (LAUGHTER) 855 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,000 No, no, no, we did because it was disinformation. 856 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:13,440 I don't get it. 857 00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,120 (LAUGHTER) 858 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,040 Well, I feel like they were both actually really good, 859 00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:20,560 but I reckon Ernie and Bert had it by just a smidge. 860 00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:22,440 So, I'm going to give Ernie and Bert 5, 5, 861 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:24,000 and the Muppets 4, 4, 4. 862 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 OK. 863 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 864 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,680 OK, in light of recent allegations, 865 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:32,400 we're going to start a short break 866 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:36,240 so Channel 10 can do an internal investigation on our contestants. 867 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:37,560 We'll be back shortly! 868 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 869 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,840 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 870 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:48,080 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 871 00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,920 Welcome back to Taskmaster, everyone. 872 00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:51,960 Lesser Tom, have you got another task for us? 873 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,720 Sure do. It's time for us to give you a hiding. 874 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,520 (CLICKS TONGUE) 875 00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:16,720 CONCETTA: Tom? 876 00:35:16,720 --> 00:35:18,600 Don't make me do this without Tom. 877 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,240 (READS) "Hide from Tom inside one of these five items." 878 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:29,400 (READS) "Tom will emerge from the shed in exactly two minutes." 879 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,080 (READS) "And make an accusation from the mat." 880 00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:33,280 (READS) "If he is correct, 881 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:34,920 "you've been found and must reveal yourself." 882 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,240 (READS) "If incorrect, 883 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:39,440 "Tom will return to the shed and admonish himself for 20 seconds 884 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:41,160 "before returning to make another accusation." 885 00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,320 "The process will repeat until you are found." 886 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,040 "Most accusations wins." 887 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:49,800 "Your time starts now." 888 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 889 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,920 OK, so, essentially, it's hide-and-go-seek 890 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:58,680 with some annoying structure added to make it not hide-and-seek. 891 00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,080 Mm. OK. Alright. 892 00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:01,640 Whose attempt are we going to see then? 893 00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:03,240 Will they stick out like a sore thumb 894 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,960 or will they blend in like normal thumbs, 895 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,760 which, as we all know, are very elusive? 896 00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,880 It's Aaron, Concetta and Mel! 897 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,000 I used to be in the closet. Then I came out. 898 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,480 Whoo! Done. OK. 899 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,640 I'm not a guinea pig, so, I'm not going in there. 900 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,760 He's gonna know that I want to go there. 901 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:22,040 It's called the red herring. 902 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,880 I don't know! 903 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:26,880 Agh. 904 00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:29,840 Am I... 905 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:30,920 ..obscure? 906 00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:32,240 Two minutes! 907 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:48,160 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 908 00:36:54,240 --> 00:36:56,720 I accuse you of being in the tent. 909 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,720 (BUZZER) 910 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,240 I accuse you of being in the kennel. 911 00:36:59,240 --> 00:37:00,520 (BUZZER) 912 00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:03,320 I accuse you of being in the bathtub. 913 00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:04,760 (DING!) 914 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,680 Could you see? Yep. 915 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,080 What part did you see? 916 00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,240 Your knees. 917 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:12,640 (LAUGHTER) 918 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,120 You're an idiot! How do I get away? 919 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,840 Obviously she wasn't in the tent! 920 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,640 Of course Mel didn't go in the kennel! 921 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,080 She's not an animal! 922 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,680 God damn it! Idiot! 923 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:29,760 Do better next time! 924 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,920 God! 925 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:31,960 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 926 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:32,960 What? 927 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,640 (LAUGHTER) 928 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,960 (LAUGHTER) 929 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:40,200 Hey! 930 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,240 Hi, Concetta. 931 00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,560 That wasn't two minutes. 932 00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,840 That's bonkers! 933 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,160 I was in there for 20 seconds 934 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:46,280 admonishing myself. 935 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:49,600 Not again. 936 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,840 I accuse you of being 937 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,120 in none of the items 938 00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:53,400 in front of the cupboard. 939 00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:57,440 Again, reading wrong has undone me. 940 00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:59,920 I accuse you of being in the closet. 941 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:00,920 (BUZZER) 942 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,200 I was going to go in the tub, 943 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,560 but I think you'd see me, OK? 944 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:06,920 I can see you. You can see me? 945 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:08,160 Yeah. Smart. 946 00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,520 If you couldn't see, do you reckon you would have guessed? 947 00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,960 In another world where I couldn't see that you were in the bathtub? 948 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,360 Yeah. I'm not sure. 949 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:17,080 But the fact that I could see that you were in the bathtub 950 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:20,400 was a big part of why I guessed the bathtub. 951 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,400 I accuse you of being in the tent. 952 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,400 (DING!) 953 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,120 Maybe. How do you think you went? 954 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,840 Uh... Pretty good! 955 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,440 Is there a reason you removed 956 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:32,240 one of the possibilities from contention? 957 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,320 What do you mean? 958 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,720 (APPLAUSE) 959 00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:43,600 So, Mel, was your tactic just to climb in the tent and have a sleep? 960 00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,800 I was exhausted, it was very cold. 961 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:48,040 Did you hear the, uh... 962 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,560 Nope. I had no idea what had happened. 963 00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:51,240 And then I thought it was part of the task. 964 00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,560 And when I came out of the tent 965 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:54,200 and you were like, "Why did you remove the thing?" 966 00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,280 I was like, "Oh, because I'm... Yeah, I... 967 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:58,440 "On purpose!" 968 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,840 I thought it was a very elaborate double trick... 969 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,400 Correct. ..that you put it on the cupboard. 970 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,280 I thought production, I thought the director and stuff said, 971 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,640 "Oh, Mel, when you're in the tent, heaps of ducks got in 972 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,600 "and flicked all the balls out." 973 00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,120 And I was like, "Is this another trick?" 974 00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:13,160 "Is this..." 975 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:15,120 Where I'm meant to go up to you and go, "Yeah, a duck did it," 976 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,960 and you're like, "Egh! No, that's not part of the task. 977 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,480 "A duck can't help you," that's what... 978 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,480 (LAUGHTER) 979 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,600 Anyway, I've upped my meds and we're all good. 980 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:23,800 OK. 981 00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,880 So, Concetta, why did you change from the bath? 982 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:28,040 Why did you give up on that? 983 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:30,400 I just had an instinct that it wasn't right. 984 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:31,880 And then I ended up being right. 985 00:39:31,880 --> 00:39:34,960 I think you said you could see my big fat ass. 986 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:35,960 (LAUGHTER) 987 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:37,920 Um... Those were not my words. 988 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,640 (LAUGHTER) 989 00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,840 So, Aaron, you said that you hid in the bath... 990 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,320 Yeah. ..as a red herring. 991 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,680 But a red herring is something you place for someone to see... 992 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,360 Yeah. ..to distract them. 993 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,080 So, I put the task card in front of the bath... 994 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,840 Right. ..which I hid in, 995 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,680 which is a double red herring. 996 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,520 Can I say that is the kind of red herring 997 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,880 that would have worked 998 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:02,840 had I not been able to literally see him in the bath? 999 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,840 (LAUGHTER) 1000 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:08,640 Alright, let's see who else you got. 1001 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,440 We know they're an expert at hiding bodies. 1002 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,720 Can they hide their own? It's Rhys Nicholson! 1003 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1004 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,280 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1005 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,960 I accuse you of being in the closet. 1006 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,320 (BUZZER) 1007 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:25,760 You're an idiot! 1008 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,280 I accuse you of being in the closet. 1009 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,280 (BUZZER) 1010 00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:31,920 The same guess twice in a row! 1011 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,520 Of course that wasn't gonna be correct! 1012 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,840 I accuse you of being in the closet. 1013 00:40:37,840 --> 00:40:40,160 The same guess three times in a row! 1014 00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,840 You're trying to be clever, but you're just a fool! 1015 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:45,400 I accuse you of being in the kennel. 1016 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,680 (BUZZER) 1017 00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,040 (LAUGHTER) 1018 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,720 What the...is going on with this guy? 1019 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,320 Well, la-dee-da! 1020 00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:54,040 Look where we are again! 1021 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,640 I accuse you of being in the ball pit. 1022 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,760 (BUZZER) 1023 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:00,640 Look at you! You've made how many guesses, four, five? 1024 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,640 You've lost count, 1025 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,320 that's how many incorrect guesses you've made in a row. 1026 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,440 I accuse you of being in the tent. 1027 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:07,440 (BUZZER) 1028 00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,640 Tom, don't turn around, 1029 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,520 but how long do we do this for? 1030 00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:11,880 As long as it takes. 1031 00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,440 One of the things was open, 1032 00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,320 and you still got it incorrect! 1033 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,480 I accuse you of being in the tent. 1034 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,880 (BUZZER) 1035 00:41:18,880 --> 00:41:21,840 A fun fact - I lost my virginity in a tent. 1036 00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:22,960 (LAUGHTER) 1037 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:25,120 Little something-something for everyone playing at home. 1038 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:27,520 Come on! Try harder! Use logic! 1039 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,920 I accuse you of being in the closet. 1040 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,560 (BUZZER) You idiot! 1041 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:33,560 Get it right this time! 1042 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:35,920 I accuse you of being in the tent. 1043 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,920 (DING!) 1044 00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,040 Hey, Tom! 1045 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:40,080 Hi, Rhys. 1046 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,320 Good boy! 1047 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,560 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1048 00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,080 You just wanted to say I was in the closet most, I think. 1049 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,920 I thought that maybe that's a joke that you would go for. 1050 00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920 Yeah, yeah. 1051 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:50,480 And then once I'd said it once, I thought, 1052 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:51,760 "Ooh, it would be a double trick 1053 00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:53,800 "for you to go in there after I just guessed it." 1054 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,920 Yeah, yeah. 1055 00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,040 And then the third time I thought, "Oh, it'll be a triple trick." 1056 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,600 Like, now you're REALLY gonna think...if I didn't say it. Yeah, yeah. 1057 00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,920 And then, at that point, I was sick of guessing. 1058 00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:03,480 Yeah. But you've ignored the fact 1059 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:06,400 that there's a pit of balls over there. 1060 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,560 (LAUGHTER) 1061 00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,840 Where would I prefer to be now in my life, Tom? 1062 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,360 In the closet 1063 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,520 or surrounded by balls? 1064 00:42:13,520 --> 00:42:15,080 You're always one step ahead. 1065 00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,080 I am thinking a lot about Peter Helliar jumping into that ball pit. 1066 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,840 What do you think I should guess first for Peter Helliar? 1067 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,080 Kennel. 1068 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:23,080 OK. 1069 00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:25,160 Bye! See ya. 1070 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:29,040 (APPLAUSE) 1071 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,480 Rhys, you are very good at hiding. 1072 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,720 And also very good at looking like a Cluedo villain. 1073 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,840 Yes! 1074 00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:36,000 Now it's time for you at home to go and hide. 1075 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,800 And I'll give you a few minutes head start. 1076 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:39,240 You better find a good hiding spot 1077 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:41,520 because I'm coming for you, and I'm bloody good. 1078 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,560 We'll be back soon! 1079 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:44,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1080 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:46,680 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 1081 00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,200 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 1082 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:58,080 where we've been making contestants hide in one of five objects. 1083 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,280 (LAUGHTER) Just good, honest fun. 1084 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:01,280 That's right. 1085 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:03,840 So far Rhys Nicholson is out in front in the lead, 1086 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,680 and they also gave me a bit of a clue. 1087 00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,120 Next up we've got Pete Helliar. 1088 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:10,280 I think he's going to not expect me to be in here. 1089 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,280 (GROANS) 1090 00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:15,360 Oh! 1091 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:24,160 I accuse you of being in the kennel. 1092 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,160 (DING!) 1093 00:43:25,160 --> 00:43:26,920 (LAUGHTER) 1094 00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,000 How did you know? 1095 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,320 Rhys told me. 1096 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,680 (APPLAUSE) 1097 00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,320 (LAUGHS) 1098 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,280 Well, that's disappointing. I really... 1099 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,840 I was in here chuckling to myself, 1100 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:38,600 thinking, "This is bloody brilliant." 1101 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,800 Mm. 1102 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,320 Would you like to get out of the kennel? 1103 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:44,200 It's like I'm being born again. 1104 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,680 When I said, "Would you like to come out?" I imagined you coming out the top. 1105 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,000 Can you go through the top? 1106 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,640 Yep. Really? 1107 00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:50,800 (LAUGHS) 1108 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:54,080 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 1109 00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:56,200 Sorry! 1110 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:57,200 I... 1111 00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,560 I'll forgive you one day, but it's going to take some time. 1112 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,280 I only said kennel 'cause I was calling you a dog. 1113 00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,440 I know. 1114 00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,680 I know. No, I really thought, 1115 00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,080 being a man of girth, 1116 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,720 you won't expect me to crawl through that, 1117 00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:11,560 not knowing you could go through the top with the lid... 1118 00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:12,560 (LAUGHTER) 1119 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,360 ..you won't expect me to be able to crawl through, 1120 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,520 and I was just having a bloody good time in there going, 1121 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,960 "Oh, you're winning Taskmaster, Pete," and... 1122 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,960 (LAUGHTER) 1123 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:22,840 Alright, well, I think we should look at the scores. 1124 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:25,600 Aaron and Pete both were found with one accusation, 1125 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,080 Concetta needed two accusations, Mel three, 1126 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,200 and Rhys was found after nine accusations. 1127 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1128 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,720 So, that means Aaron and Pete get 2 points, 1129 00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:37,320 Concetta 3 points, Mel with 4, 1130 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,120 and Rhys takes out the task with 5 points! 1131 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:41,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1132 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:45,720 Alright, lesser Tom, I think we need a scoreboard update, please. 1133 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,160 They're the current leaders on 18 - 1134 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,680 it's Aaron, Rhys and Mel! 1135 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1136 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,760 Alright, live task time. Let's party up to the stage! 1137 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:58,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1138 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:00,400 I shouldn't have to ask, 1139 00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:02,960 but give the task to someone to read, please, lesser Tom. 1140 00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,040 Rhys, could you please read the task? 1141 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:11,960 (READS) "In teams whilst wearing your VR headset 1142 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,240 "communicate to the Taskmaster the scene you're seeing. 1143 00:45:15,240 --> 00:45:20,520 "One team member may only mime actions relating to their scene. 1144 00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:23,840 "One team member may only make sound effects with their mouth 1145 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:25,360 "relating to their scene. 1146 00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,880 "And for the team of three, their oldest member..." 1147 00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,480 (LAUGHTER) 1148 00:45:31,480 --> 00:45:32,960 Mate, are you alright? Sorry, Aaron. 1149 00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:33,960 Yeah. 1150 00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,280 "..your oldest member 1151 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,840 "may only say 'wow' 1152 00:45:38,840 --> 00:45:41,200 "over and over again." 1153 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:44,040 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 1154 00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:48,120 "Each team will get one round of five scenes to communicate about. 1155 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:51,280 "Most scenes communicated to the Taskmaster wins. 1156 00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,640 "The team of two will begin on Tom's whistle." 1157 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:56,800 Could the team of three please sit down on the couch? 1158 00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:00,800 And we're going to activate the team of two's VR goggles. 1159 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:01,800 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1160 00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,000 No moving, Mel. (IMITATES SPUTTERING) 1161 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:09,240 (LAUGHTER) 1162 00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,560 Parachuting? (DING!) 1163 00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,680 Alright. 1164 00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,480 (IMITATES SWOOSHING) 1165 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,800 OK. Uh... Skiing? 1166 00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,800 (DING!) 1167 00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:21,880 (IMITATES MOTOR) 1168 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:23,880 Oh! 1169 00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,000 (IMITATES MOTOR) 1170 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,360 Lock in the beach. 1171 00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:28,360 (BUZZER) 1172 00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:29,360 (LAUGHTER) 1173 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:31,000 (IMITATES STATIC) 1174 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,000 Uh... 1175 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:33,080 Astronauts. (DING!) 1176 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:34,280 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1177 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:35,920 Ohh! 1178 00:46:35,920 --> 00:46:39,200 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 1179 00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,080 (SPEAKS NONSENSICALLY) 1180 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,080 The bathroom? 1181 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,360 (BUZZER) (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1182 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:47,120 (APPLAUSE) 1183 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,760 Team of three, please step up to the plate. 1184 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,920 Scene one. 1185 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:51,920 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1186 00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,080 Oh, wow. (LAUGHTER) 1187 00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,840 Wow! (LAUGHS) 1188 00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:58,880 Uh... 1189 00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,880 Train. (BUZZER) 1190 00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:01,120 (IMITATES SWOOSHING) 1191 00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:02,240 Oh, wow. 1192 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:05,480 (LAUGHTER) 1193 00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:06,480 Uh... 1194 00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:07,720 River. 1195 00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:09,640 (IMITATES SWOOSHING) Rapids. 1196 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,160 Canoeing in the rapids. (DING!) 1197 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,280 Wow! 1198 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,000 (LAUGHTER) 1199 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:19,800 Lock in scuba diving. (DING!) 1200 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,520 (CHORTLES) Oh, wow! 1201 00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,520 (IMITATES SCRAPING) 1202 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:28,240 (BARKS) 1203 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:29,240 (LAUGHTER) 1204 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:30,360 (IMITATES SCRAPING) 1205 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,560 (BARKS) 1206 00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,880 Paper delivery. 1207 00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:34,880 (BUZZER) 1208 00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,040 (SPEAKS NONSENSICALLY) 1209 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:39,160 (LAUGHTER) 1210 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,440 (SPEAKS NONSENSICALLY) 1211 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,640 Wow! 1212 00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:45,760 (LAUGHTER) (SPEAKS NONSENSICALLY) 1213 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,840 Soccer stadium. 1214 00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,000 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 1215 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1216 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,720 Alright, I guess I'll find out what I got right and wrong 1217 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:54,760 after the break! 1218 00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1219 00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,240 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 1220 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,760 (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) 1221 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,680 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 1222 00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:09,560 You're just in time for our magic trick, 1223 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:11,200 where, with just a few words, 1224 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,360 we will transform five ordinary Australian comedians 1225 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,120 into something extraordinary - 1226 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,160 one winner and four massive losers. 1227 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,600 We're going to need some scores for that live task, 1228 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,800 please, lesser Tom. 1229 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,240 So, Ernie and Bert, you got two correct and one quite close. 1230 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:28,400 Snowboarding was their clue. You said skiing. 1231 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:29,720 How about the Muppets? 1232 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,840 They made you get two correct. 1233 00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:33,480 So, I suppose it's a matter of whether snowboarding and skiing 1234 00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,880 is close enough for you to... 1235 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,040 I wouldn't think so. ..give that the difference. 1236 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:38,240 They are fierce rivals. 1237 00:48:38,240 --> 00:48:40,200 You go up in the slopes... 1238 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:42,520 Am I right? Snowboarders and skiers, fierce rivals. Hate each other. 1239 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:44,520 Alright, well, I think, to split the difference, 1240 00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:47,080 I'll say that skiing and snowboarding is close enough. 1241 00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:49,760 I'll make it half a point. So, the clear winners - Ernie and Bert. 1242 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,760 OK. 1243 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1244 00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,400 But in terms of their skill level of executing that live task, 1245 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,080 about the same, so, I'm going to give 5, 5, and 4, 4, 4. 1246 00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,080 OK. 1247 00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1248 00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,120 And now, for the main event, 1249 00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,080 would you please tell us who our winner is tonight? 1250 00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:07,480 Well, after doing some maths, 1251 00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,160 Aaron, Pete, Rhys and Concetta did really, really well. 1252 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,800 But for Mel, VR stands for very remarkable 1253 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,160 because you've won the episode! 1254 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,640 Yay! Yay! Oh, my gosh! Wow! 1255 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:17,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1256 00:49:17,960 --> 00:49:19,600 Congratulations, Mel! 1257 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,640 Please, head up to the stage and enjoy your prizes! 1258 00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1259 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,280 OK, now, other Tom, 1260 00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:29,160 give me an update on the season scores. 1261 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,360 Well, at this stage, Aaron is still in the lead 1262 00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:33,520 and Mel is still in last place. 1263 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,160 And, with only one episode to go, 1264 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,240 it's going to be very difficult for Mel to catch up. 1265 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,720 I don't want to say impossible 1266 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:40,240 because I still want her to come next week, 1267 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:42,120 but her only hope really 1268 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:45,800 is everyone else doesn't come this week. 1269 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,520 (APPLAUSE) 1270 00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:50,480 So, what did we learn tonight? 1271 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:53,320 We learnt a crapload of career-ending stuff 1272 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:56,000 about all five of these sickos. 1273 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:00,520 We learned that the Taskmaster dog kennel has multiple entrances, 1274 00:50:00,520 --> 00:50:01,880 but, most importantly, 1275 00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,040 we learned that Mel is the winner of episode 9. 1276 00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:07,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1277 00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:08,880 See you all next week! 1278 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:13,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 1279 00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:27,480 Welcome to the grand finale of Taskmaster Australia Season 3. 1280 00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:28,960 Argh! Yes! 1281 00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:30,360 Oh! You dog! 1282 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,000 You weren't looking for any patterns or trying to solve any puzzles? 1283 00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,240 I don't think I did that the whole season. 1284 00:50:35,240 --> 00:50:36,960 You're a naughty, bad, bad boy! 1285 00:50:36,960 --> 00:50:38,760 Eugh! I don't know what's happening. 1286 00:50:38,760 --> 00:50:41,880 By the end of this show we will have a series champion. 1287 00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:42,880 (APPLAUSE) 1288 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,120 Tom, if it affects the points, 1289 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,360 I'm pissing my pants right now. 1290 00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:47,360 (LAUGHTER)