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(TASKMASTER OPENING THEME PLAYS)

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Nooo!

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(SCREAMS)
Oh!

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(DING!)

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Ahh!
Whoo!

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Ugh!
We slayed it!

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Is this good television?

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Hello, and welcome
to the grand finale

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of Taskmaster Australia season three.

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It's an epic climax.

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It's the last hurrah,
the final countdown of the show

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where I, Tom Gleeson, give out the
only award that matters in Australia,

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the prize that, for the winner,
will unlock fame and adoration,

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and, for me, also unlocks my iPhone.

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(LAUGHTER)

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It's the golden Taskmaster trophy.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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Laid out in front of me in a buffet
of shame and anticipation

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are five of the bravest comedians
you're ever likely to meet.

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They are Aaron Chen...

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Concetta Caristo...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Mel Buttle...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..Peter Helliar...
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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..and Rhys Nicholson.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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And by my side, as always,

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a man so proud
he stopped going to his local Oporto

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when they started greeting him
by name.

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(LAUGHTER)

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It's Tom Cashman.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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G'day, Lesser Tom.

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Hi there. It's our final episode.

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Yeah, it's very exciting, isn't it?
It is.

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So I don't have much time, so
I just wanted to show you a photo.

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(LAUGHTER)

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That's a computer-generated image.

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It's a combination
of both of our faces.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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I don't even really have a joke
or anything to say about it,

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other than I think he's beautiful.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Do you like him?

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I don't know.
(LAUGHTER)

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I think we could get him in
to host the show,

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and it would be great because
he wouldn't need a sidekick.

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

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Alright, Lesser Tom,
let's get this finale underway.

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What's our prize task tonight?

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For our final episode,

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our contestants have been asked
to bring in what they consider to be

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the most unreliable thing.

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OK, let's go with you first,
Concetta.

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What have you brought in?
This.

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(LAUGHTER)

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You may be thinking that that's me,
and I'm the most unreliable thing.

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Wrong!
(LAUGHTER)

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It's the company that make
life-size cardboard cut-outs

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that are the most unreliable thing
in the world.

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I ordered this weeks ago.

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It was meant to come a week ago.
It came today.

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I was told it was life-size.
It's this big.

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They said they would get it
to my perfect body shape.

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Where's my beautiful hair and feet?

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So this is a professional company
that did this for you?

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A more like unprofessional.

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But you're not saying it was you
that you brought in,

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because you are also unreliable.

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We've seen that across the series.

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(LAUGHTER)

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So it could be the company
or it could be you.

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If it's me, it's me, baby.

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Concetta, are you engaged?

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No, I just wear that day to day.

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They say dress for the job you want.

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(LAUGHTER)

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(APPLAUSE)

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Mel, what do you bring in?

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You might have seen
your housekeeper, Flavia,

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using one of these at some point.

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(LAUGHTER)
That's called a vacuum cleaner.

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Oh, is it?
And they're the worst invention.

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The cord does not fit the length
of any room that you want to vacuum.

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It has a maximum and minimum
suck button.

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That's what you're seeing there.

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And they both...

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Rhys.

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Stay. Stay.

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It's past.

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I reckon it's the worst appliance
ever invented

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because of its, well,
unreliability, Tom.

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OK. What about you, Rhys?

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What did you bring in?

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I went with this.

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This is a printer.
Yeah.

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To make it more unreliable,

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it is printing out a boarding pass
for a budget airline

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that for legal reasons I'm not
allowed to say on Channel 10.

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And I thought,
"This is a little bit unreliable.

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"How can I make it more unreliable?"

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So I did this.

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I hit it with a hammer.
(LAUGHTER)

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OK.
(APPLAUSE)

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That seems pretty unreliable now,
Tom.

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Alright.
Aaron, what did you bring in?

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I've brought in the roofs of
comedy venues that you perform at,

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um...
(LAUGHTER)

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..because they keep getting
blown off.

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(APPLAUSE)

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Yeah. They're unreliable.

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I reckon they should, um, like,

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build them out of
a stronger material

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if, um, if you're performing
in them.

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But there is...there is
no material stronger than yours.

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(LAUGHTER, CHEERING)

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Peter, what did you bring in?
PETER: Tom.

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We are... We are men
of a certain age.

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You're a bit older. Whatever. Um...

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I'm one month older than you.

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And you can tell
by some of your references.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Um...
(APPLAUSE)

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This is quite simple for me.

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Most unreliable thing for me
is my bladder on a long-haul flight.

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(LAUGHTER)

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Is that a bladder?

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Bit worried it might be
another part of your body.

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It looks like a prostate.

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Well, we'll have a look around
later on.

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(LAUGHTER)

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So your bladder is so unreliable
it can just change into a prostate.

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Your bladder is trans.
(LAUGHS)

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Please refer to my bladder
as a them.

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(LAUGHTER)

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I think your bladder's pronouns
are we-slash-we.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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I've got to score these, don't I?
Yeah, you do.

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Alright. Well, this is tricky.

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I'm going to give Aaron Chen
one point.

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OK.
Hey. No worries.

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I mean, I know he was sucking up
to me, which I don't really respect.

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He's been doing it
for the whole season.

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So I'm giving you one point.

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I'm going to give two points
to Mel Buttle,

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'cause I think that's more just your
vacuum cleaner that's unreliable.

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I'm going to give three points
to Rhys.

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Because that was definitely
very unreliable what you brought in.

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I've spent a lot of time
with Peter Helliar over the years,

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and I can tell you
he has a very unreliable bladder

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on land as well.

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Tom, and if it affects the points,
I'm pissing my pants right now.

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(LAUGHTER)

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But on five points, because

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I'm taking Concetta
not at what she brought in.

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I think it's pretty fair to say if
you have been watching this show...

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(LAUGHTER)

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..Concetta is more unreliable
than all those things.

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(LAUGHS)
So five points to Concetta!

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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OK, LT, let's spice this competition
with a healthy dose of context.

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How are all of the comedians doing
in the series overall?

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Well, Mel Buttle is sitting
in fifth place, with 132 points.

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The other four contestants
are all within four points.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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We have Pete on 147 points,
Rhys on 148, Concetta on 149,

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and Aaron on 150.

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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OK. A task proper first-up.

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What have you got for me, Tom?

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This one should pack a real crunch.

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There you are.
Hi, Pete.

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Hey, Tom.
Hi, Tom.
Hi, Mel.

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What the 'ell is going on here?

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These your mates?
Yeah. Moral support.

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Wow.

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Good, good, good.

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Good, good, good, good. Yep.

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(HUMS)

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Quite the set-up.

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I guess I should open
this magical letter.

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Mm-hm.

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"Eat... (BLEEP)"

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Oh, you're gonna love it.

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"Transport your cornflakes
along the magical waterfall path

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"and deposit them in the receptacle
at the end."

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"You must be on the path and wearing
your cornflake helmet..." (LAUGHS)

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"..at all times."

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"In each pool you must guess
the pool gnome's name." Oh, my gosh.

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"Then wait 10 seconds
before proceeding."

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"If the name is correct,
the gnome will allow dry passage."

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"If the name is incorrect,
the gnome will release its magic."

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"You have ten minutes.

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"Least soggy cornflakes wins."

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Well, this is a disadvantage
already.

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You are at somewhat
of a disadvantage today.

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The gnomes' names are written here.
Yeah.

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"The gnomes' names are Balthazar,
Gerald, Ian, Reggie, Owen,

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"Valentino and Yogi."

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All very good names.

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Oh, Tom, I love names.

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You love all names?
I love all of them.

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Wow.
Except for Tom.

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That one's boring.

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"You have ten minutes."

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"Your time starts now."

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(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

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So, Concetta,
you don't like the name Tom?

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Who does?

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None of us do, right?

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I love it.
I love the name Tom.

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I think it's...
Oh, (BLEEP)!

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I mean, only...when it's...

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No, no, no. You said the name Tom.

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You didn't like the name Tom.
Isn't your full name Tomothy?

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(LAUGHTER)

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No.

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OK. Guess the gnomes' names.

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Couldn't be much simpler, really.

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That's right.
It's a gnome guessing game.

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And if you've ever met a gnome,
this is classic.

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They love this kind of thing.

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No need to guess the names
of the first two contestants.

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I'll tell you.
It's Concetta and Pete.

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Balthazar.

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No. No. No. No. No.

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Oh, you dog!

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Ian! It's Ian.

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It's bullshit.

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This is Ian.

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Well, this one's clearly Valentino.

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Oh, no, Tom.

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This is Ian. No!

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He looks like an Ian.

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Maybe this one's Reggie.

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Oh!

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Seven gnomes.
Seven days of the week. Ian!

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I feel like the cornflakes
are quite soggy.

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Valentino. (LAUGHS)

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No, I'm actually quite confident
this is Ian.

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No. Not Ian.

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Ahh! (EXCLAIMS)

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OK.

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I'm starting to hate every Ian
I've ever met.

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I think I have cornflakes
in my undies now.

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It's in my butt crack.

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There's one name I'm not
particularly happy with.

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Who's that?
Ian.

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Oh.
That's my... That's my guess.

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Your gnome has granted you
dry passage.

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Yeah! (LAUGHS)
(APPLAUSE)

253
00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,800
Maybe this one's Valentino.

254
00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,930
No! Please!

255
00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,850
OK, so he's second last.

256
00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:30,070
Is it spelling a word?
I'm guessing Owen.

257
00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:34,270
This one's Valentino.

258
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:36,820
Tom?

259
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:38,800
Is this one Valentino?

260
00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:41,400
You may proceed to the receptacle.

261
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:45,540
They sound dry to me. Are they dry?
That sounded dry?

262
00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:48,690
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

263
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:49,770
Thanks, Peter.

264
00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:50,610
Can I have a hug?

265
00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:53,550
Oh, no, thank you.
Come on. I really needed it today.

266
00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,830
I really just need
a bit of affection today.

267
00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:56,490
That's OK.

268
00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:07,649
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

269
00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:12,540
Alright, so, Pete, you were saying
seven gnomes, seven days of the week?

270
00:12:12,570 --> 00:12:14,730
Is that how we've worn you down
over the series?

271
00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,290
You're looking for clues
that aren't there?

272
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,150
Listen, this was frustrating.
I had no idea.

273
00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:20,580
But once I was on the Ian path...
Yeah.

274
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:22,110
..I couldn't leave.

275
00:12:22,140 --> 00:12:22,560
Yeah.

276
00:12:22,590 --> 00:12:24,000
Because one was going
to be called Ian.

277
00:12:24,180 --> 00:12:27,600
If I knew Ian was second last,

278
00:12:27,630 --> 00:12:29,040
I would have gone
a different name earlier.

279
00:12:29,471 --> 00:12:31,111
(LAUGHTER)

280
00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:33,000
You said you hate Ians
in general now.

281
00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,550
Both spellings? Ian and Iain?

282
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,720
Oh. The Iain.

283
00:12:38,870 --> 00:12:40,400
They can go (BLEEP) themselves.

284
00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,520
(LAUGHTER)

285
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,070
So, Concetta, what was your approach
to this task?

286
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,720
Just try my best.

287
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:51,380
And I felt close to the name,
as we saw, Valentino,

288
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:54,260
probably because
of its Italian origins.

289
00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:58,280
You weren't looking for any patterns
or trying to solve any puzzles?

290
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:01,400
I don't think I did that
the whole season.

291
00:13:02,210 --> 00:13:04,670
So both Concetta and Pete
only got one

292
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,770
out of the seven gnomes' names
correct,

293
00:13:06,770 --> 00:13:11,750
and both of their cornflakes were
absolutely sopping wet, obviously.

294
00:13:11,780 --> 00:13:15,350
OK. That's the end of part one
of the last episode of the season.

295
00:13:15,350 --> 00:13:17,270
We'll give you a short amount of time
to grieve.

296
00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:19,310
But for God's sake,
pull yourself together

297
00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,840
by the time we start part two.

298
00:13:20,870 --> 00:13:22,190
You're embarrassing yourself.

299
00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:24,080
We'll see you soon
with more Taskmaster.

300
00:13:34,070 --> 00:13:37,420
Welcome back to the Taskmaster
season finale.

301
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,070
Now, where were we, Tom?

302
00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,560
Our contestants are trying to guess
the names of garden gnomes.

303
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,230
If they're right, they're allowed
to move forward without getting wet.

304
00:13:44,230 --> 00:13:45,970
And the person with the driest
cornflakes on their head

305
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:47,320
at the end of the task wins.

306
00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:49,300
OK. Who have we got next?

307
00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:52,120
Next to lead you down
the garden path, it's Mel and Rhys.

308
00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,890
Be mindful of the cornflakes.

309
00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:55,330
Oh.

310
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,460
Doing the right thing. Owen.

311
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,470
Valentino.

312
00:14:06,190 --> 00:14:07,390
Um. Reggie.

313
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,530
Yogi.

314
00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,010
Didn't say I couldn't do this.

315
00:14:15,490 --> 00:14:17,020
Puff, puff, puff.

316
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:18,100
Ian.

317
00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:23,320
Yogi.
Your gnome has allowed safe passage.

318
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,270
You may proceed down the magic path.

319
00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,800
I don't know what's happening.

320
00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,740
Alright, she's worked it out.
Here we go.

321
00:14:29,770 --> 00:14:30,820
This is Gerald.

322
00:14:30,850 --> 00:14:33,190
Your gnome has allowed dry passage.

323
00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,140
Ian?

324
00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:38,820
Now I kind of want to get it in.

325
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,260
(LAUGHTER)

326
00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:41,940
This is Balthazar.
Balthazar.

327
00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:44,010
Your gnome has granted you
dry passage.

328
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,210
Yay!

329
00:14:45,570 --> 00:14:46,650
Ah! Ah!

330
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,810
Strategy is starting to fall apart
a little bit, Tom,

331
00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,790
but I'm going to say Valentino.

332
00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,610
Gerald. Yeah.

333
00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,000
Final guess.
Oh.

334
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,100
Well, this must be Valentino.

335
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:03,180
Valentino.

336
00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:05,400
Your gnome has granted dry passage.

337
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,450
Thanks, Val.

338
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,740
Am I allowed to do this?

339
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:11,910
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

340
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:12,240
Thanks, Rhys.

341
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,360
See you, Mel.
Bye, Tom.

342
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:23,240
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

343
00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:26,550
So, Rhys, I feel that saying
the name Valentino

344
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,810
and then being drenched from above

345
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,640
would be something
that's happened to you before.

346
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,700
And I had a wonderful time in Italy.

347
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,170
(LAUGHTER)

348
00:15:35,170 --> 00:15:37,870
Mel, you seem like you were onto
some kind of pattern there.

349
00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,730
But then it didn't work anymore.
What happened?

350
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,030
Well, what the pattern is,
is the colour on the gnome's hat

351
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:45,700
responded to the name,
the first letter of the name.

352
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,190
Like Valentino was probably
maybe violet.

353
00:15:48,220 --> 00:15:49,000
Yeah.
Right.

354
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,030
So where it worked for me
was with easy-peasy colours

355
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:54,070
like Gerald, green, simple.

356
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:56,590
But when we get into
your upper middle class...

357
00:15:56,590 --> 00:15:57,790
(LAUGHTER)

358
00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,880
..your indigos,
that's where it really fell apart.

359
00:16:01,570 --> 00:16:02,680
(LAUGHTER)
OK, well, how did that go?

360
00:16:02,710 --> 00:16:05,500
Rhys got two out of the seven names
correct, and Mel got three.

361
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,900
And that was reflected
in the sogginess.

362
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,410
I would say Rhys's was about
a 7 out of 10 sogginess

363
00:16:11,410 --> 00:16:13,000
and Mel, I would put it
at about 5 out of 10.

364
00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,860
Thank you.
OK, Lesser Tom.

365
00:16:14,860 --> 00:16:16,630
One comedian to go.
That's right.

366
00:16:16,630 --> 00:16:19,000
Which means you've probably
already guessed his name.

367
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,900
It's Aaron Chen.

368
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:22,990
(LAUGHS)

369
00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,940
Have you ever heard of rainbows,
Tom?

370
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,010
I'm familiar with rainbows.
Yeah.

371
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,150
Why do you ask?

372
00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:29,380
Your time has started.

373
00:16:29,410 --> 00:16:31,840
Because your task is freaking easy.

374
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,921
(CHEERING)

375
00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:34,900
Reggie.

376
00:16:35,260 --> 00:16:38,410
Your gnome has granted safe passage.
Yeah, I know.

377
00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:42,340
(LAUGHTER)

378
00:16:42,340 --> 00:16:43,090
Owen.

379
00:16:44,710 --> 00:16:46,270
ROY G BIV, mate.
(LAUGHTER)

380
00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:49,390
Your gnome has granted safe passage.

381
00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,350
Yogi.

382
00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:53,320
Your gnome has granted safe passage.

383
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:54,370
Gerald.

384
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,490
Your gnome was granted safe passage.

385
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:58,960
Balthazar.

386
00:16:59,170 --> 00:17:01,330
Your gnome granted has safe passage.

387
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,070
Ian. Indigo.

388
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:04,119
Oh, stop! Stop, stop, stop!

389
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:08,280
Your gnome has granted safe passage.
Yeah.

390
00:17:08,680 --> 00:17:11,589
Jeez. There might be a job
going for your job soon.

391
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:14,410
This guy, Valentino.

392
00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,750
Your gnome has granted safe passage.

393
00:17:21,069 --> 00:17:22,329
Don't waste my time.

394
00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,109
Thanks, Aaron.

395
00:17:23,930 --> 00:17:27,969
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

396
00:17:32,420 --> 00:17:35,270
So, despite the disadvantage of it
being a rainy day,

397
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:39,560
I feel that, Aaron, your cornflakes
will out your comedy - bone dry.

398
00:17:39,560 --> 00:17:40,850
(LAUGHTER)

399
00:17:40,850 --> 00:17:43,610
And, um, I got to experience
a little bit

400
00:17:43,610 --> 00:17:47,540
of what it feels like to do
your comedy - a raging success.

401
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:52,531
(LAUGHTER)

402
00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:54,560
So what are the final scores?

403
00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:56,630
Well, Aaron got all seven correct

404
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,790
and I would say
1 out of 10 sogginess.

405
00:17:58,790 --> 00:18:01,340
Based on sogginess, we have
two points for Concetta,

406
00:18:01,340 --> 00:18:03,140
two for Pete, three for Rhys,
four for Mel,

407
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:05,150
and Aaron takes home the task
with five points.

408
00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:06,950
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
Alright.

409
00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,020
Hit me with another task, Tom.

410
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,160
I'm ready for another.

411
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,350
Gluttony. Lust. Wrath. Sloth.

412
00:18:12,380 --> 00:18:14,570
But enough about all these
contestants' personal lives.

413
00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,710
Here's another task.

414
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,840
Hi, Pete.
Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom.

415
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:35,950
Apples.

416
00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:37,450
Fake. Anyway.

417
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:39,070
Got it. Ooh!
Ooh!

418
00:18:39,070 --> 00:18:41,710
Is that meant to happen?
God didn't want it to happen.

419
00:18:41,710 --> 00:18:43,090
(LAUGHTER)

420
00:18:43,090 --> 00:18:43,900
What does that mean?

421
00:18:43,930 --> 00:18:45,940
That's a reference to the Bible.

422
00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,080
Some good stuff in there.
Yeah?

423
00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:48,370
Yeah.
What's your favourite bit?

424
00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,460
Oh, the whole the...the, um...the...

425
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,880
I have to do this. Sorry.

426
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,490
"Create and commit..."

427
00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:59,380
"The eighth deadly sin."

428
00:18:59,380 --> 00:19:02,500
"Most sinful eighth sin wins."

429
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:05,950
"You have 13 minutes.
Your time starts now."

430
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:07,720
It says seven deadly sins.
Mmm.

431
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,300
And I got to make up the eighth.
That's right.

432
00:19:10,330 --> 00:19:12,460
Sinning, sinning,
sinning, sinning, sinning.

433
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,410
What are the sins?
Come on, rattle them off.

434
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,940
There's gluttony.
Gluttony.

435
00:19:15,970 --> 00:19:17,740
Pride.
Pride.

436
00:19:17,770 --> 00:19:19,630
Trolling.
Trolling.

437
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,370
Male feminists that don't mean it.

438
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:22,990
Doing roots. Is that one of them?

439
00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:25,320
Doing roots.
Check, quick.

440
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:29,820
Lust, gluttony, greed, sloth,
wrath, envy, and pride.

441
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:34,650
Well, I reckon you have
ticked off a lot of sins.

442
00:19:34,650 --> 00:19:38,550
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

443
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:39,870
OK, so it's pretty simple.

444
00:19:39,870 --> 00:19:42,120
They have to create their own sin
and then commit that sin.

445
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,100
That's right. In this task,
our contestants will be judged

446
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,490
not just by the Taskmaster,
but by God himself.

447
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:50,730
Which I suppose technically
has been true in every task

448
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:53,250
and for their whole lives.

449
00:19:54,180 --> 00:19:55,470
Uh-oh.

450
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,630
(LAUGHTER)

451
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,340
Who's getting sinful first, Tom?

452
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:02,220
Sinning for the first time
in her otherwise scrupulous life,

453
00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:03,210
it's Mel Buttle.

454
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:06,180
Maybe we'll do a guessing game.
That might be fun for you.

455
00:20:06,390 --> 00:20:07,920
Here we go. See if you can guess
what it is.

456
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,120
Starts with W.
OK.

457
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,140
So why is the top of that, like,
smaller than the bottom? That sucks.

458
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,820
Uh, basic.

459
00:20:14,820 --> 00:20:17,760
Why is that one, like,
bigger than the other two?

460
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,140
Like... Oh my God.

461
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:19,980
Uh!

462
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,690
Do you know what it is yet?
Is it whinging?

463
00:20:21,690 --> 00:20:22,850
It's whinging. Like...

464
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:25,310
Do you know when you go to the shops
and there's someone in front of you

465
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:29,990
and they go, "Oh! Oh, jeez.
Um, coffee?

466
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,970
"I don't know. What do you have?"

467
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,340
They've got all the coffees
that everyone has everywhere.

468
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:35,450
That's what they've got.

469
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,560
And the barista's like,

470
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:39,020
"Oh, we can do a macchiato.
We can do a long black."

471
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:40,970
You know what they get?
Flat white every single time.

472
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,100
And then they're like,
beep, beep, beep. "Anything else?"

473
00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,380
They're like, "What else do we have
in the cabinet?

474
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,090
"What's that? Spinach and..."

475
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:48,380
It's difficult because this one

476
00:20:48,410 --> 00:20:50,390
I actually quite agree with
what you're saying here.

477
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:51,650
You know what I also don't like?

478
00:20:51,650 --> 00:20:55,430
When I text my mum
and she calls straightaway. Brrr!

479
00:20:56,060 --> 00:20:57,950
She should ask to call.
OK.

480
00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:01,220
Also, like, people who just call
and don't text.

481
00:21:01,250 --> 00:21:04,100
You don't want to have a conversation
like it's a 1950s on a walkie...

482
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,460
"Hello? Over. Roger. Copy that.
And how are you?"

483
00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:08,540
No, thank you.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

484
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,390
Thanks, Tom.
Thanks, Mel.

485
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,100
Bye.
See ya.

486
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:17,970
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

487
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:20,370
OK, so your new sin was whinging.
Mm-hm.

488
00:21:20,370 --> 00:21:21,510
Did you create it?

489
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,750
No, I created whinging, the sin.

490
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:25,890
(HUMS DRAMATICALLY)
Oh.

491
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:27,540
So you rebadged whinging?

492
00:21:27,570 --> 00:21:28,170
Yep.

493
00:21:29,760 --> 00:21:30,120
(LAUGHTER)
OK.

494
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:31,080
Any further questions, officer?

495
00:21:31,110 --> 00:21:34,980
I have no chance of winning
the series from my quick maths.

496
00:21:35,010 --> 00:21:37,530
Is that right, Tom? Yes. Good.

497
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,760
(LAUGHTER)

498
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,800
So committing the sin just involved

499
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,800
you having a few minor gripes
about what happens in a cafe?

500
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:45,360
What? Sorry. What?

501
00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:47,430
(LAUGHS)

502
00:21:47,430 --> 00:21:49,020
Sorry, I just gave up. Um...

503
00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:51,871
(LAUGHTER)

504
00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,460
Only just now?

505
00:21:54,390 --> 00:21:56,040
I mean, people may turn on you
at home.

506
00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:58,230
Are you not worried about your,
you know, your public image?

507
00:21:58,260 --> 00:22:00,270
Like, you know, you want people
to go to your comedy shows.

508
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:01,980
Maybe they'll see you giving up
and they'll think,

509
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:05,340
"Maybe Mel just gives up halfway
through a gig. I won't buy a ticket."

510
00:22:05,340 --> 00:22:06,930
I would refer those people to my

511
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:09,660
45-minute I'm A Celebrity
Get Me Out of Here appearance.

512
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:11,250
(LAUGHTER)

513
00:22:11,250 --> 00:22:15,090
Mel, can I just say that I tried
really hard to get on that show?

514
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:16,800
I sent them an email saying...

515
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,720
(LAUGHTER)

516
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:22,100
I said, "I'm a celebrity.
Get me onto here."

517
00:22:22,370 --> 00:22:25,850
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

518
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,990
OK, well, if you've committed
any sins yourself today,

519
00:22:30,020 --> 00:22:32,750
now's a great time to perform
some self-flagellation

520
00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,490
in a desperate bid for forgiveness.

521
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,950
We're taking a break.
See you soon for more sinning.

522
00:22:48,140 --> 00:22:50,540
Welcome back to the Taskmaster
season finale,

523
00:22:50,540 --> 00:22:54,380
the only show where you can win
the right to Peter Hellier's bladder,

524
00:22:54,380 --> 00:22:57,470
including the process of
ripping it out of his body,

525
00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,090
Temple Of Doom style.

526
00:22:59,090 --> 00:23:00,140
(LAUGHTER)

527
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,760
Where were we, Lesser Tom?

528
00:23:01,910 --> 00:23:04,280
Our contestants have been playing
devil's advocate.

529
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,770
So far we've seen five or six
of the eight deadly sins,

530
00:23:06,770 --> 00:23:08,540
all of them committed
by Mel Buttle.

531
00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:10,400
OK. Who's next?

532
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:13,370
Up next, with original sin,
it's Concetta and Rhys.

533
00:23:13,910 --> 00:23:17,510
A sin that really infuriates me...

534
00:23:17,530 --> 00:23:19,670
Mm.
..is poor time management.

535
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:20,450
Right.

536
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,141
(SIGHS)

537
00:23:23,450 --> 00:23:24,620
How long have I got?

538
00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:26,000
10 minutes and 51 seconds.

539
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,830
What is a sin? What's a sin?

540
00:23:27,860 --> 00:23:29,810
What do I think is horrible?

541
00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:32,960
I'll get to it.

542
00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:34,490
13 minutes.

543
00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:36,170
Revenge. Um...

544
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:39,290
So the eighth deadliest sin
is poor time management?

545
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,030
I haven't decided yet,
I don't think.

546
00:23:44,540 --> 00:23:46,070
Face that, if I take a photo...

547
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,070
(LAUGHS) It's not bad.

548
00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:50,690
Oh, right. I'm an old man.

549
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:54,230
And just to clarify, the eighth
deadly sin is poor time management?

550
00:23:54,260 --> 00:23:55,520
I haven't decided yet.
OK.

551
00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:58,940
Oh, my God. I hate this.

552
00:23:59,381 --> 00:24:00,700
Ahh!

553
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:01,700
Is that a sin?

554
00:24:02,180 --> 00:24:04,580
Have you thought about
your eighth deadliest sin?

555
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:06,620
Um, yeah. Um...

556
00:24:07,310 --> 00:24:08,450
How long have I got?

557
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,610
One minute and 15 seconds.
Oh.

558
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:13,280
Screaming and not stopping
could be a sin.

559
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,500
Yeah, I think
it's poor time management.

560
00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:22,200
So that's your eighth deadly sin?
I think so.

561
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:25,440
And are you going to do
poor time management?

562
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,880
You have 18 seconds left.

563
00:24:28,950 --> 00:24:30,630
You're a bad, bad boy.

564
00:24:30,630 --> 00:24:32,340
You're a naughty, bad, bad boy.

565
00:24:32,550 --> 00:24:35,160
Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ooh!

566
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,650
I'm sinning. Yes, this is a sin.

567
00:24:37,650 --> 00:24:40,950
Imagine if I was in a shop
and I just started screaming.

568
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:43,440
They'd be like,
"Madam, you're sinning!"

569
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,060
You've got four seconds left.

570
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,790
I would put you on the floor
and I'd let you never get up.

571
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,980
And you crawl around
like a little rat.

572
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,980
And I'd throw piss and shit at you.

573
00:24:53,010 --> 00:24:54,540
F you, F you, F you, F you.

574
00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:57,210
Bollocks, bollocks,
bollocks, bollocks. Bum.

575
00:24:57,360 --> 00:24:58,440
Two seconds left.

576
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,230
Yah! Uh! Yah! Uhhh!
(LAUGHS, MURMURS)

577
00:25:05,439 --> 00:25:06,600
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

578
00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:09,280
(CHORTLES)

579
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,360
(LAUGHTER)

580
00:25:11,360 --> 00:25:12,600
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

581
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:13,970
You missed it.
Shit.

582
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,610
Sorry.
Thanks, Concetta.

583
00:25:16,639 --> 00:25:19,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

584
00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:25,460
First, Concetta, I was worried
that you were committing Rhys's sin.

585
00:25:25,490 --> 00:25:26,180
Yeah.
(LAUGHS)

586
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,310
You were taking a while
to get going there.

587
00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:31,280
This was so hard
because I don't like to sin. Ever.

588
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,830
At the beginning of the task,
you didn't know what a sin was.

589
00:25:33,860 --> 00:25:34,880
That's because I don't sin.

590
00:25:34,880 --> 00:25:37,220
I don't even know
what the concept is.

591
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,770
And as usual, I'm going to watch
someone do it way better

592
00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,560
and figure out
what I should have done.

593
00:25:42,890 --> 00:25:45,140
Was there a reason for the standing
on the chair to yell?

594
00:25:45,170 --> 00:25:45,800
Yeah.

595
00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:47,630
Tall people are sinners.

596
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:51,470
(LAUGHTER)

597
00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:52,880
Rhys.
RHYS: Yes.

598
00:25:52,910 --> 00:25:55,400
Your sin was poor time management?

599
00:25:55,430 --> 00:26:00,470
I think it encapsulates a lot of
very infuriating parts of people.

600
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:01,490
Poor time management.

601
00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:04,070
I like to try and be on time
as much as possible.

602
00:26:04,100 --> 00:26:06,200
OK, well, quite often
I've been on a stand-up bill

603
00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:07,160
and you're on the same bill,

604
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,410
and I've noticed you
quite often run over time.

605
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,670
I do... I do not run over time.

606
00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,910
(LAUGHTER)
(LAUGHS)

607
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:17,200
I knew that would shit you!

608
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:18,190
Look at... Look.

609
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:20,500
So angry about it.

610
00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,880
Alright, who's next, Tom?

611
00:26:21,910 --> 00:26:25,180
Let he who is without sin
be up next. It's Aaron Chen.

612
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,610
What do you find sinful?

613
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,300
I guess breaking a lot of
Channel 10's broadcasting rules.

614
00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:34,120
That's the ultimate sin
in this situation.

615
00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:37,180
The ultimate sin would be to do
something that was unbroadcastable?

616
00:26:37,210 --> 00:26:38,050
Yeah.
Wow.

617
00:26:39,550 --> 00:26:40,240
Like what?

618
00:26:40,570 --> 00:26:42,520
Create an original ad.
OK.

619
00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:44,980
But then, it has to be
quite an offensive...

620
00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:46,360
OK.
..company.

621
00:26:46,390 --> 00:26:53,080
So I'm thinking the main
weapons manufacturer for Russia

622
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,150
in the Russia-Ukraine war.

623
00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:56,830
Can you google that for me?

624
00:26:56,860 --> 00:26:59,170
Main weapons manufacturer
Russian war?

625
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:00,310
Yeah.
China.

626
00:27:00,340 --> 00:27:03,160
China. So you're saying
it's a sin to be from China?

627
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,590
I'm not saying that.
OK.

628
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:07,990
Rostec.
Rostec. OK.

629
00:27:08,410 --> 00:27:10,190
Are you allowed to show smoking?

630
00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:11,090
No.

631
00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:13,010
Alright, well, get me a cigarette.

632
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080
And I'm not sure if we have any
cigarettes here, but I can ask.

633
00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:17,210
There's a film crew,
there's going to be cigarettes.

634
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:18,950
Do you think?
These guys love to smoke.

635
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,960
They're immoral bastards.
OK.

636
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:23,780
Is this the camera?

637
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:25,700
That one.

638
00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:26,900
Hi.

639
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:30,500
I'm just a regular Aussie dad,
and I'm having an indoor barbecue,

640
00:27:30,530 --> 00:27:32,420
which Channel 10 recommends.

641
00:27:32,450 --> 00:27:34,910
I'd like to tell you
about a special company

642
00:27:34,910 --> 00:27:36,590
that's really close to my heart.

643
00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:37,730
Rostec.

644
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,730
It's the main weapons manufacturer
for Russia

645
00:27:40,730 --> 00:27:42,680
in the Russia-Ukraine conflict,

646
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,140
and major sponsors of Channel 10.

647
00:27:45,350 --> 00:27:47,030
If you're sick of Zelensky

648
00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,670
and you think
the Ukrainians have taken land

649
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:51,440
that is not rightfully theirs,

650
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,200
and is a fascist state
governed by a puppet,

651
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,360
then you should support Rostec.

652
00:27:59,390 --> 00:28:02,330
I do, and I also watch Channel 7.

653
00:28:02,330 --> 00:28:05,010
(LAUGHTER)

654
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:08,770
Smoking's cool.

655
00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:11,000
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

656
00:28:11,140 --> 00:28:12,490
Thanks, Aaron.
Thank you.

657
00:28:12,490 --> 00:28:18,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

658
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:21,130
Well, now that we've aired that,
we're going to be cancelled,

659
00:28:21,130 --> 00:28:23,680
so now you can't win,
but no-one can win,

660
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,450
because this show
won't exist anymore.

661
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,550
Yeah. Quite sinful.

662
00:28:27,550 --> 00:28:30,510
(LAUGHTER)

663
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,440
But you could argue...

664
00:28:32,470 --> 00:28:34,540
You said you wanted
to commit the sin

665
00:28:34,570 --> 00:28:37,180
of making an ad
that's unbroadcastable.

666
00:28:37,180 --> 00:28:38,470
Was that your sin?
Yes.

667
00:28:38,500 --> 00:28:39,700
We just broadcast it.

668
00:28:40,810 --> 00:28:42,190
Well, aren't you naughty?

669
00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:45,129
(LAUGHTER)

670
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,880
OK, Cashman, I'm ready for
one last sin. Who have we got?

671
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:52,330
Straight from the depths of hell-iar,
it's Peter Helliar.

672
00:28:52,900 --> 00:28:53,740
Um.

673
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:55,430
Disgust.
Mm.

674
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,010
What... OK.

675
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,930
You're looking down at your body.
I'm looking at my body.

676
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,630
My body does disgust me.
Disgust me.

677
00:29:01,630 --> 00:29:04,790
So, if I was to take this apple...
Mm.

678
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:07,380
..and put it down my pants...
OK.

679
00:29:07,410 --> 00:29:10,200
..and then take a bite, that
would be disgusting, wouldn't it?

680
00:29:10,230 --> 00:29:10,920
Yeah.

681
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,190
This is my sin. It's never been done
on Australian television before.

682
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:15,840
No-one has ever put an apple
down their pants

683
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,370
and then take it out of their pants
and then bitten it?

684
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:17,940
No.

685
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:19,470
Maybe Bert.

686
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:22,470
Bert may have done it once on GMA.

687
00:29:23,430 --> 00:29:24,990
It's going in.
It's going in?

688
00:29:25,030 --> 00:29:28,270
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHTER)

689
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:30,930
It's in there. OK. Look.
It's in there? OK.

690
00:29:31,350 --> 00:29:32,040
Just confirm...

691
00:29:32,070 --> 00:29:33,210
I'd rather take your word for it.

692
00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:35,340
Just touch the apple.
You'd like me to touch the apple?

693
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,600
OK. It's apple. It's all apple.

694
00:29:36,630 --> 00:29:38,640
I can't confirm visually
whether it's apple,

695
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,200
but it doesn't feel like penis.

696
00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:42,270
Yeah. OK. Do a little dance.

697
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,890
Really get it around there?
Yeah, well.

698
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,540
The Taskmaster's going to judge.

699
00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:47,220
Oh, the Taskmaster's going to judge?

700
00:29:49,350 --> 00:29:50,010
(LAUGHS) OK.

701
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,480
Apple is out.

702
00:29:51,870 --> 00:29:53,370
OK.
OK.

703
00:29:54,279 --> 00:29:56,559
(GROANING, LAUGHTER)

704
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,400
(LAUGHTER)
Oh.

705
00:30:04,730 --> 00:30:06,140
Does it... Does it disgust you?

706
00:30:07,690 --> 00:30:09,470
It does disgust me, actually.
It does.

707
00:30:10,130 --> 00:30:11,360
This is what it's come to.

708
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:14,180
Nice to be on a respectable
television show.

709
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,470
Want a bite?

710
00:30:18,470 --> 00:30:21,170
I mean, 'want' isn't the right word.
You can judge how disgusting it is.

711
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:21,500
OK.

712
00:30:23,060 --> 00:30:23,690
(GROANING, LAUGHTER)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

713
00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:25,700
Does that disgust you?

714
00:30:25,730 --> 00:30:29,420
I went for a jog before this,
so actually there's some...

715
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,450
There are some...
what I would call ball sweat.

716
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,550
You got tears in your eyes.
You're welling up.

717
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:35,660
Just going to leave that there.

718
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:38,180
Thanks, Pete.
Thanks, Tom.

719
00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:41,780
Just get some water.
Mmm.

720
00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:46,441
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

721
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:47,690
So...

722
00:30:48,830 --> 00:30:52,100
So we've got the old-school comedy
kit bag of Peter Helliar.

723
00:30:52,130 --> 00:30:53,360
You reached out...
Yeah.

724
00:30:53,390 --> 00:30:54,800
Are there any jokes in there? No.

725
00:30:54,830 --> 00:30:56,630
Is there a wig? There's no wig.

726
00:30:56,630 --> 00:30:59,330
So what do you do? You get an apple.
Put it down your pants.

727
00:30:59,330 --> 00:31:00,410
(LAUGHTER)

728
00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:01,340
Is that how it works?

729
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,730
Sorry. It's just...

730
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:06,100
It's so disgusting what I did.

731
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:09,430
It was disgusting, yeah?
I found it quite disgusting.

732
00:31:09,430 --> 00:31:14,020
I remember asking Pete
which side of it was on your...

733
00:31:14,050 --> 00:31:15,460
And he wouldn't even tell me.

734
00:31:15,910 --> 00:31:18,490
Because when I did the dance,
I felt like twirl around.

735
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:20,650
It was all... Got it all, mate.

736
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:21,550
You got it all.

737
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:24,340
Alright, well, I have to allocate
some points here.

738
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,140
I didn't feel that Concetta
was very sinful,

739
00:31:26,140 --> 00:31:27,430
so I'm giving Concetta one.

740
00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:29,080
I'm going to give two points
to Rhys,

741
00:31:29,110 --> 00:31:30,640
because I think poor time management,

742
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,530
I think there are worse things
you can do in the world.

743
00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:34,450
I'm going to give three points
to Mel.

744
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,460
Thank you.
You are very good at whingeing.

745
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,930
I'm giving four points
to Peter Helliar,

746
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,330
because that was
absolutely disgusting.

747
00:31:40,750 --> 00:31:43,450
I don't even know why I'm bothering
to host the show anymore,

748
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,790
because we aren't on air
because of Aaron Chen.

749
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,260
He's got five points.
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

750
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,110
He's wrecked the whole network!

751
00:31:51,490 --> 00:31:54,640
OK, time for me to commit a sin
of my own.

752
00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:58,090
Completely killing the momentum of
this show by throwing to an ad break.

753
00:31:58,090 --> 00:31:59,320
Keep yourself occupied.

754
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,350
Idle hands are
the devil's playthings.

755
00:32:01,350 --> 00:32:02,580
We'll see you after this.

756
00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:15,960
Welcome back to
the Taskmaster finale.

757
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,390
We're nearing the end of
another glorious season,

758
00:32:18,390 --> 00:32:20,190
so it's time for you to get excited,

759
00:32:20,190 --> 00:32:22,830
become overwhelmed,
start hyperventilating,

760
00:32:22,830 --> 00:32:25,020
find this whole experience
too much to bear

761
00:32:25,020 --> 00:32:27,390
until you ask
for the ride to stop.

762
00:32:27,390 --> 00:32:28,620
But we can't stop the ride.

763
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:29,700
It's already too late.

764
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,080
There's nowhere for you to go.

765
00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:33,030
We're already playing the next task.

766
00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:33,720
That's right.

767
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,060
This final filmed task
was the personal favourite

768
00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,190
of the ducks
on the Taskmaster retreat.

769
00:32:50,379 --> 00:32:51,740
(LAUGHS)

770
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,010
Oh.

771
00:32:53,070 --> 00:32:54,600
Hi, Tom!
Hi, Mel.

772
00:32:54,630 --> 00:32:56,340
I'll come to you.
No, no, I'll come over to...

773
00:32:56,430 --> 00:32:58,080
No, no, you stay right there.

774
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,950
Tom.
Hi, Pete.

775
00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:01,690
A cooking segment.

776
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,910
"Tom's plates and pancakes."

777
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:06,040
That's you.
That's what I sell.

778
00:33:06,070 --> 00:33:07,090
What are we doing?

779
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:09,340
Oh. He delivers.

780
00:33:09,580 --> 00:33:12,160
It's quite the set-up you have here.

781
00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:13,960
(SIGHS) OK.

782
00:33:14,380 --> 00:33:16,390
"Dear Mel, I thought I would
write this in your task card

783
00:33:16,420 --> 00:33:17,470
"to get your attention.

784
00:33:17,500 --> 00:33:20,170
"My name is Tom Cashman, and I think
we could actually be best friends.

785
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,580
"Why don't you ever text me back?"

786
00:33:21,610 --> 00:33:22,990
Oh, that's not happening.

787
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:24,700
Why would you write that in there?

788
00:33:24,730 --> 00:33:28,420
"Successfully flip a pancake
with your pan onto a plate."

789
00:33:28,450 --> 00:33:31,930
"You may only select
one combination of plates..."

790
00:33:31,930 --> 00:33:34,210
"And pancake from Tom's..."

791
00:33:34,210 --> 00:33:37,360
"Plate and Pancake Shop." OK.

792
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:41,350
"Each pancake can only be used
in one attempted flip." Woop!

793
00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:43,660
"The pancake flipped
onto a plate..."

794
00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:45,640
"From the furthest distance wins."

795
00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:47,860
"You have 15 minutes.
Your time starts now."

796
00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:49,390
So you have a decision to make.

797
00:33:49,390 --> 00:33:51,400
For the small, you get 50.
50.

798
00:33:51,430 --> 00:33:54,280
For the M, you get 20.
For the L, you get 5.

799
00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,630
And for the XL you get 1.

800
00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:57,540
Would this be the XL?
No, that's the L.

801
00:33:57,570 --> 00:34:00,150
What's the...extra large?

802
00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,710
Would you like to see the XL?

803
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:02,850
I want to see it.

804
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,170
Can we get a look at the XL?

805
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:05,820
Where are you even calling to?

806
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:07,380
Oh, my God.

807
00:34:09,659 --> 00:34:10,500
Oh.

808
00:34:10,530 --> 00:34:12,210
How are we going to fit THAT
in the microwave?

809
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:14,130
Wow.

810
00:34:14,221 --> 00:34:15,540
(LAUGHS)

811
00:34:15,540 --> 00:34:18,960
Hell, yeah, art department.
We slayed it.

812
00:34:20,020 --> 00:34:21,330
Mm-hm. It's a big plate.

813
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,409
So which is it?

814
00:34:22,980 --> 00:34:25,530
Oh...

815
00:34:25,770 --> 00:34:29,370
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
(LAUGHS)

816
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,980
OK, so it's a pretty straightforward
task, isn't it?

817
00:34:31,980 --> 00:34:34,500
That's right. They just have to flip
a pancake onto a plate

818
00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:35,639
from the furthest distance.

819
00:34:35,639 --> 00:34:38,460
And the bigger the plate,
the fewer pancakes you get to flip.

820
00:34:38,489 --> 00:34:39,810
Don't worry about food wastage.

821
00:34:39,810 --> 00:34:41,100
After the task was complete,

822
00:34:41,130 --> 00:34:44,280
we force-fed all 250 pancakes
to the ducks.

823
00:34:44,340 --> 00:34:46,710
And the ducks were later fed
to the crew.

824
00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:47,880
(LAUGHTER)

825
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:49,260
Who's flipping first?

826
00:34:49,260 --> 00:34:50,880
Will they flip on or flip off?

827
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,560
It's Rhys, Concetta and Mel.

828
00:34:52,679 --> 00:34:56,480
Be smart, Concetta,
for once in your goddamn life.

829
00:34:56,510 --> 00:34:59,000
There's no way with one attempt
I'm getting it on there.

830
00:34:59,030 --> 00:35:01,760
I think no to that one.

831
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,830
I'm going to do the small.
I'm going to do 50.

832
00:35:03,830 --> 00:35:05,630
I think I'm going to go little guy.

833
00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:08,060
Maybe this one.

834
00:35:08,090 --> 00:35:09,830
Here is your plate.
Put that there.

835
00:35:09,890 --> 00:35:11,240
And put that on there.

836
00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:13,340
And this is the vibe, right?
This is what we're doing?

837
00:35:13,910 --> 00:35:15,440
Here we go. Let's begin.

838
00:35:17,150 --> 00:35:17,900
OK. One.

839
00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,220
Let's just try... Wait.

840
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,680
I can flip it
and then go for better.

841
00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:23,360
All the information you
need is in the task.

842
00:35:23,390 --> 00:35:25,910
How long is left?
10 minutes and 43 seconds.

843
00:35:25,910 --> 00:35:27,380
So you're basically a (BLEEP) clock.

844
00:35:27,410 --> 00:35:29,300
That's all you are.
You're just a timer.

845
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:32,420
Wow. I'm weirdly like...

846
00:35:33,770 --> 00:35:34,730
Let's try this side.

847
00:35:35,270 --> 00:35:35,480
Uh!

848
00:35:37,161 --> 00:35:38,360
Uh!

849
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,560
You're veering left.

850
00:35:43,910 --> 00:35:45,500
That gave me no information.

851
00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:46,780
Huh!

852
00:35:47,930 --> 00:35:49,580
Oh, my God, I have another idea.

853
00:35:50,810 --> 00:35:52,049
(LAUGHS)

854
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:55,240
On! Count that one.

855
00:35:57,730 --> 00:35:59,440
Nah. Nah.

856
00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:02,470
Huh!

857
00:36:04,570 --> 00:36:05,320
Jordan!

858
00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,360
I like that I've stopped
getting it on there.

859
00:36:07,360 --> 00:36:10,060
But I continue to move back.
That's hope.

860
00:36:10,090 --> 00:36:11,440
Final pancake remaining.
(WHIMPERS)

861
00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:14,230
I might have to
herd these ducks away.

862
00:36:14,470 --> 00:36:16,240
Please continue.
Pretty adorable.

863
00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:19,590
(GROANS)

864
00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:21,760
That's one.
That's one, isn't it?

865
00:36:21,940 --> 00:36:23,980
If I watch this...

866
00:36:24,130 --> 00:36:27,580
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

867
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,290
Borrow your hat?

868
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,670
Do you like the film Mighty Ducks?

869
00:36:30,700 --> 00:36:33,340
Quack! Quack!
BOTH: Quack! Quack!

870
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:34,750
You think this will help?

871
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,520
I know it will.

872
00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:37,900
How long left?
22 seconds.

873
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,130
You're doing it all at once?
Yeah.

874
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,450
Wow.
Ride or die.

875
00:36:40,510 --> 00:36:42,310
How long left now?
10 seconds.

876
00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:43,900
BOTH: Quack, quack.

877
00:36:43,930 --> 00:36:45,700
How long left now?
6 seconds.

878
00:36:50,169 --> 00:36:51,930
(SQUEALS)

879
00:36:51,990 --> 00:36:52,470
Quack.

880
00:36:58,320 --> 00:36:58,860
(GRUNTS)
Missed me.

881
00:36:58,920 --> 00:36:59,970
A successful flip.

882
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:01,950
Whoo!

883
00:37:04,230 --> 00:37:06,030
Look at 'em.
They're never giving up.

884
00:37:06,750 --> 00:37:11,549
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

885
00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:15,600
So, Concetta, you were struggling
with the task, so you put on a hat.

886
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,270
How did that help?
What do you mean? I got it in.

887
00:37:18,990 --> 00:37:20,040
It absolutely helped.

888
00:37:20,070 --> 00:37:21,120
Just like you, Pete.

889
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,030
Even though we're, like,
years apart. Um...

890
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:25,500
I...
(LAUGHS)

891
00:37:26,130 --> 00:37:28,530
..love a hat and a wig.

892
00:37:28,530 --> 00:37:31,500
If you were to go
into my comedy kit...

893
00:37:31,530 --> 00:37:33,330
Yes?
..it's hats and wigs.

894
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:36,690
Now, I've got to say, um, Mel,
you nailed it.

895
00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:37,590
Thank you so much.

896
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:40,110
You had a repeatable task,
you stuck to your method,

897
00:37:40,110 --> 00:37:41,820
and you just kept doing it
over and over again,

898
00:37:41,820 --> 00:37:43,530
and there was almost no whingeing.

899
00:37:43,530 --> 00:37:44,730
(LAUGHTER)

900
00:37:44,730 --> 00:37:46,080
I almost didn't recognise you.

901
00:37:46,110 --> 00:37:48,180
That's probably the best task
I've done this entire season.

902
00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:49,490
And...yep.
(APPLAUSE)

903
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:51,170
I think it is.

904
00:37:51,950 --> 00:37:54,080
I think some of the best work
that you've done.

905
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,690
Whereas Rhys,
that was the Rhys that we know.

906
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:57,260
RHYS: Yeah.

907
00:37:57,290 --> 00:38:00,170
Just pelting food at a plate
from a distance.

908
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:02,360
Well, I think we need
some measurements,

909
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,280
because it's not about
how many, obviously.

910
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,200
It's about how far away you are.

911
00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:07,100
That's right. Concetta.

912
00:38:07,130 --> 00:38:09,920
Her max distance achieved
with her last pancake left

913
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,750
was 1.53 metres.

914
00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:17,330
Rhys achieved 4.54 metres,
but 4.64 metres for Mel.

915
00:38:17,330 --> 00:38:18,740
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

916
00:38:18,740 --> 00:38:21,770
Alright. Three down, two to go.

917
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,270
Who's up next, Lesser Tom?

918
00:38:23,270 --> 00:38:25,430
Will it be flipping hell
or flipping heaven?

919
00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:26,570
It's Aaron Chen.

920
00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:30,830
OK, I'm gonna take the large plate
and get five goes at this,

921
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:32,930
kind of a backboard situation.

922
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:34,820
Do you think the ducks
will be a problem?

923
00:38:34,820 --> 00:38:35,540
I'm not sure.

924
00:38:35,570 --> 00:38:38,000
Can I get some tennis balls
and gaffer tape?

925
00:38:38,030 --> 00:38:39,620
Are you going to hit tennis balls
at the ducks?

926
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,660
No, I just need tennis balls.

927
00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,120
Alright, I'm gonna have a test run.
OK.

928
00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:49,860
How did your practice run go?

929
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:52,230
Yeah. I'm going to need
that tennis ball stat.

930
00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,060
That's on the plate, right?

931
00:38:54,090 --> 00:38:55,080
Would you agree?

932
00:38:55,590 --> 00:38:58,230
You'd be an arsehole not to agree.

933
00:38:58,460 --> 00:38:59,520
It's partly on the plate.

934
00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:03,420
I'm just stuffing this pancake in.

935
00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:04,350
And it's all going in?

936
00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:06,840
The whole pancake
does not have to land.

937
00:39:06,870 --> 00:39:09,420
You have to use a bit of
common sense when...

938
00:39:09,420 --> 00:39:11,460
..when doing this kind of stuff,
Tom.

939
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,480
On or off?
Off.

940
00:39:15,510 --> 00:39:16,740
Off?
Off.

941
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,320
Can you get me some cardboard
or something like that?

942
00:39:19,350 --> 00:39:19,800
OK.

943
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,030
You can register any pancake, right?
That's right.

944
00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:27,540
Was that an attempt?
No.

945
00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:28,740
That was like...

946
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,830
You know,
when tennis players do that.

947
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:32,250
OK.
(LAUGHTER)

948
00:39:34,350 --> 00:39:35,610
It's really hard.

949
00:39:37,050 --> 00:39:38,430
How much time, Tom?

950
00:39:39,338 --> 00:39:40,890
1:12.
1:12?

951
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,420
I'm gonna do a perfect one.

952
00:39:42,450 --> 00:39:45,120
This is a pretty far distance
for a normal flip, right?

953
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:45,590
OK.

954
00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:47,990
The ducks are back.

955
00:39:50,210 --> 00:39:50,990
Ahh! (LAUGHS)
50 seconds.

956
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:54,140
Give me that ball.
Give me the whole ball.

957
00:39:58,910 --> 00:39:59,960
OK.
26 seconds.

958
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,010
26?

959
00:40:01,010 --> 00:40:02,690
I have to register an easy one.

960
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:05,480
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

961
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,850
You think you did OK?
No.

962
00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:09,920
I think I did pretty poorly.

963
00:40:10,350 --> 00:40:14,670
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

964
00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:16,190
Aaron, right across this season,

965
00:40:16,190 --> 00:40:18,530
your lateral thinking
has always paid off.

966
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:21,470
But that was so satisfying to see
you do some lateral thinking,

967
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,230
try to find a new way to do it,
and it failing.

968
00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,940
(LAUGHTER)
I loved watching it.

969
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,540
Fair enough. Different people love
different things.

970
00:40:29,639 --> 00:40:30,639
(LAUGHTER)

971
00:40:30,650 --> 00:40:35,210
Aaron's successful pancake throw
was 1.22 metres away.

972
00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:39,500
I was just so bad at flicking
the pancake from the pan.

973
00:40:39,530 --> 00:40:43,070
Maybe the pancakes they gave me
were kind of like...

974
00:40:44,950 --> 00:40:46,750
..unevenly weighted or something.

975
00:40:46,750 --> 00:40:47,710
(LAUGHTER)

976
00:40:47,710 --> 00:40:50,860
I think it was the lip of the pan
that was sending it down.

977
00:40:50,860 --> 00:40:53,320
I don't think it was the weight
of the pancakes.

978
00:40:53,410 --> 00:40:55,840
And it's the lip on you
that's sending YOU down.

979
00:40:55,860 --> 00:41:01,300
(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

980
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:04,210
OK. We've got just one more
flipping attempt

981
00:41:04,210 --> 00:41:05,560
and one more live task.

982
00:41:05,590 --> 00:41:08,170
You've made it this far.
You might as well stay till the end.

983
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,940
We'll see you soon after the break.

984
00:41:17,921 --> 00:41:20,321
Look, I know you're watching it now,
but how about watching more later?

985
00:41:20,321 --> 00:41:23,001
Catch every moment of triumph
and utter humiliation

986
00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:24,321
of Taskmaster Australia

987
00:41:24,321 --> 00:41:27,001
with full episodes at 10play.com.au
or the 10 Play app.

988
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:36,910
Welcome back to the grand finale of
Taskmaster Australia season three.

989
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,200
It's a series finale.

990
00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,670
For most television shows,

991
00:41:39,670 --> 00:41:42,780
that means a big wedding
or a major character death.

992
00:41:42,810 --> 00:41:46,110
Our contestants are trying
to flip a pancake onto a plate

993
00:41:46,110 --> 00:41:47,700
from the furthest distance.

994
00:41:47,700 --> 00:41:50,340
How is it all going to pancake out?
It's Peter Helliar.

995
00:41:51,540 --> 00:41:53,670
I'm going to go to the XL.
You're going XL?

996
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,720
You've got to go for it.

997
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:56,460
It's what Taskmaster Australia
is all about.

998
00:41:56,550 --> 00:41:57,000
OK.

999
00:41:58,050 --> 00:41:58,980
(SIGHS) Yeah, let's do it.

1000
00:41:59,700 --> 00:42:01,500
Pete, can I make one comment?

1001
00:42:01,530 --> 00:42:02,340
Yes, Tom.

1002
00:42:02,670 --> 00:42:04,830
You're quite far away
from the plate.

1003
00:42:05,580 --> 00:42:06,570
(LAUGHTER)
Too far, you reckon?

1004
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:09,330
It's not for me to say.
OK, well, come a little bit closer.

1005
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,980
I'm nervous that when I throw it,

1006
00:42:11,010 --> 00:42:13,290
it's going to hit the...
the lip of the pan.

1007
00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:16,560
Difficult to avoid.
Can I use that side of the pan?

1008
00:42:16,590 --> 00:42:20,010
As long as you fling with the pan,
it's permissible.

1009
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,730
No lip.

1010
00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:23,370
Oh, this changes the game.

1011
00:42:23,850 --> 00:42:24,930
You going from there?

1012
00:42:25,170 --> 00:42:27,210
I'm going to have a little run-up.
OK.

1013
00:42:27,450 --> 00:42:29,040
Good luck.
Thank you.

1014
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:30,780
(INHALES, EXHALES) Come on.

1015
00:42:31,350 --> 00:42:32,670
Everything you've trained for.

1016
00:42:36,330 --> 00:42:37,770
Go! Go!

1017
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,590
(SLOWED) Gooooo!

1018
00:42:43,170 --> 00:42:44,600
It's too far away.

1019
00:42:45,050 --> 00:42:46,010
Should have said something.

1020
00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:48,050
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1021
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:50,630
Oh.
(LAUGHTER)

1022
00:42:53,630 --> 00:42:55,100
Thanks, Pete.
Thanks, Tom.

1023
00:42:55,470 --> 00:42:57,709
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1024
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:00,680
Big risk.
Yeah.

1025
00:43:00,710 --> 00:43:02,720
But potentially big reward.
Yeah.

1026
00:43:02,750 --> 00:43:04,940
I've been highly ambitious
through the whole series, Tom,

1027
00:43:04,940 --> 00:43:07,550
as you've commented many times
throughout the series.

1028
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:10,040
Um, the props department
who work on this show

1029
00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,300
spent a fortune on that plate.

1030
00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:12,920
Imagine if nobody used it.

1031
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:14,270
(LAUGHTER)
OK.

1032
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,820
So that was my gift to the crew.

1033
00:43:16,850 --> 00:43:19,280
So are you saying after...
after they called cut,

1034
00:43:19,310 --> 00:43:22,400
you just hung out with the crew
for the rest of the day?

1035
00:43:22,610 --> 00:43:24,440
They carried me on their shoulders
most of the day.

1036
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,420
It was actually
a really sweet moment

1037
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:28,100
that I'm surprised
wasn't caught on camera.

1038
00:43:28,550 --> 00:43:31,880
But listen. Was I too far back?
Sure.

1039
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:33,680
Do I have any regrets?

1040
00:43:33,710 --> 00:43:35,300
Yes. I should have been closer.

1041
00:43:35,930 --> 00:43:37,460
We should get the final scores.

1042
00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:39,580
Pete takes home one point.
Aaron two.

1043
00:43:39,610 --> 00:43:41,020
Concetta three. Four to Rhys.

1044
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:43,300
And Mel takes out the task
with five points.

1045
00:43:43,300 --> 00:43:44,770
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1046
00:43:44,770 --> 00:43:47,740
OK. Well, we've nearly done it.

1047
00:43:47,770 --> 00:43:51,310
We've made it to the final task
of the show, so let's rip in!

1048
00:43:51,550 --> 00:43:53,500
Go on, get up there
for the live task!

1049
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,510
OK, who's reading it out tonight?

1050
00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,470
Peter Helliar.

1051
00:43:59,500 --> 00:44:00,130
OK.

1052
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,910
"Pour the most sand
in your receptacle.

1053
00:44:03,910 --> 00:44:06,610
"There will be 90 seconds
for initial pouring.

1054
00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:09,670
"There will be an additional round
in which you may each

1055
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:13,420
"individually take turns
to pour your remaining sand

1056
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:16,180
"into any player's receptacle.

1057
00:44:16,210 --> 00:44:18,940
"The order of pouring
for the additional round

1058
00:44:18,940 --> 00:44:23,440
"will be from lowest to highest
in current series order.

1059
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:27,010
"Most-filled receptacle wins.

1060
00:44:27,010 --> 00:44:27,940
"However...
(LAUGHTER)

1061
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:32,830
"..if your receptacle overflows,
you will be knocked out.

1062
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:35,110
"The first round will begin
on Tom's whistle."

1063
00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:38,060
Your 90 seconds commences now.

1064
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,140
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1065
00:44:45,591 --> 00:44:47,270
(LAUGHTER)

1066
00:44:47,270 --> 00:44:48,740
CONCETTA: Oh, that's so smart.

1067
00:44:52,629 --> 00:44:54,830
(LAUGHTER)

1068
00:44:54,830 --> 00:44:56,690
10 seconds remaining.

1069
00:44:58,310 --> 00:44:59,810
Your hand's on the...
Yeah.

1070
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:00,969
(BLOWS WHISTLE)

1071
00:45:00,969 --> 00:45:02,410
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1072
00:45:03,020 --> 00:45:04,760
Please, everyone,
step over to the dots,

1073
00:45:05,240 --> 00:45:06,770
and take your receptacle with you.

1074
00:45:08,630 --> 00:45:11,180
Mel, please step over
with your receptacle.

1075
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,640
I was purple, by the way.
MEL: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1076
00:45:21,890 --> 00:45:22,460
OK.

1077
00:45:23,030 --> 00:45:24,290
Please return to your dot.

1078
00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:26,240
I thought you were going to go
hard on...

1079
00:45:26,270 --> 00:45:27,830
CONCETTA: Me too.
..sabotage.

1080
00:45:27,860 --> 00:45:29,390
Pete, please step up.

1081
00:45:30,230 --> 00:45:32,690
You could...
You could knock out third place.

1082
00:45:32,690 --> 00:45:35,969
(LAUGHTER)

1083
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:37,150
Oh.

1084
00:45:40,401 --> 00:45:42,881
(LAUGHTER)

1085
00:45:42,881 --> 00:45:44,921
(LAUGHS)

1086
00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:45,520
OK.

1087
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,420
Ah.

1088
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:55,900
I'm done.
TOM: OK.

1089
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,330
Concetta, please step up
with your receptacle.

1090
00:46:00,050 --> 00:46:02,530
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

1091
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:04,360
Concetta, what are you doing?

1092
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:05,620
What do you mean?

1093
00:46:05,959 --> 00:46:10,640
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

1094
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:15,160
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1095
00:46:19,330 --> 00:46:21,280
Um, I don't want to do it to Mel.

1096
00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:23,500
Mel's my home girl, so...
PETE: Hey.

1097
00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:26,770
(LAUGHTER)

1098
00:46:26,770 --> 00:46:28,150
I'm done.
TOM: Thank you, Concetta.

1099
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:30,670
Rhys, please step up.

1100
00:46:43,689 --> 00:46:46,890
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1101
00:46:46,890 --> 00:46:49,260
Aaron, please step up
with your receptacle.

1102
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,030
I forget whose is whose.

1103
00:46:51,061 --> 00:46:54,580
(LAUGHTER)

1104
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,640
I think this is Mel's.

1105
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:57,750
CONCETTA: Yeah.

1106
00:46:58,920 --> 00:46:59,460
Oh.

1107
00:47:00,750 --> 00:47:01,890
Is that mine?

1108
00:47:02,180 --> 00:47:03,660
(LAUGHTER)

1109
00:47:03,660 --> 00:47:03,960
Yeah.

1110
00:47:07,899 --> 00:47:11,700
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

1111
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:12,750
Yeah.

1112
00:47:12,899 --> 00:47:14,819
(LAUGHTER)

1113
00:47:15,180 --> 00:47:17,220
Yeah.
Can we... Can we cheers?

1114
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,450
Cheers.

1115
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:22,680
MEL: All empty.
Alright.

1116
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,420
We'll be back after the break
to find out

1117
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:26,190
who tonight's episode winner is,

1118
00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:29,250
and also who's the winner
of season three.

1119
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,900
Welcome back.

1120
00:47:41,930 --> 00:47:43,730
An emotional final part

1121
00:47:43,730 --> 00:47:46,940
of the final episode of
Taskmaster Australia season three.

1122
00:47:46,970 --> 00:47:49,490
We got some winners to get to,
Lesser Tom.

1123
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,920
Yes, but before we do that, I would
like to make an announcement.

1124
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,380
On top of the more important prize,
which is your golden head,

1125
00:47:54,410 --> 00:47:56,930
I would like to donate as a prize

1126
00:47:56,930 --> 00:47:59,990
the A tier of my business card
collection.

1127
00:47:59,990 --> 00:48:02,670
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1128
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,830
And we know how much you love them.

1129
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,950
Alright, let's get some
live scores, please.

1130
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:12,560
Well, Rhys takes one point
from the live task,

1131
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:14,570
having been the only person
to overflow.

1132
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,860
Mel gets two points.

1133
00:48:15,890 --> 00:48:17,660
Aaron three, Concetta four.

1134
00:48:17,660 --> 00:48:19,700
And Pete, with the most
full receptacle,

1135
00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,080
gets five points from the live task.

1136
00:48:21,531 --> 00:48:24,491
(APPLAUSE)

1137
00:48:24,500 --> 00:48:25,820
Alright, so now
can we add up the scores

1138
00:48:25,820 --> 00:48:27,590
so we can get tonight's
episode winner?

1139
00:48:27,620 --> 00:48:32,530
Yes. We have a three-way tie
between Aaron, Mel, and Pete.

1140
00:48:34,690 --> 00:48:36,310
A three-way tie?

1141
00:48:36,340 --> 00:48:38,980
You mean it's going to make things
take even longer?

1142
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:40,930
(LAUGHTER)
Great!

1143
00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:44,800
So what we will do now
is a live tie-break.

1144
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:50,830
The live tie-break question
will be how many business cards...

1145
00:48:50,830 --> 00:48:51,880
(LAUGHTER)

1146
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,820
..are in my A-tier
business card collection?

1147
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,270
I'll give all three of you one clue.

1148
00:48:58,300 --> 00:49:01,120
The answer is between 50 and 100.

1149
00:49:01,150 --> 00:49:01,660
Phwoar.

1150
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,040
(LAUGHTER)

1151
00:49:04,150 --> 00:49:04,810
Thank you.

1152
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:06,370
Please write down your answers.

1153
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,980
Three. Two. One. Reveal.

1154
00:49:13,210 --> 00:49:15,100
That's 51. That's 72.

1155
00:49:15,130 --> 00:49:16,210
That's 62.

1156
00:49:16,240 --> 00:49:17,470
The answer is 85.

1157
00:49:17,500 --> 00:49:19,030
Mel wins the episode!

1158
00:49:19,030 --> 00:49:22,589
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1159
00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:24,760
Alright. Congratulations, Mel.

1160
00:49:24,790 --> 00:49:27,510
Go and get your unreliable junk.

1161
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,870
And that's all well and good,

1162
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,610
but there's no point
in doing anything

1163
00:49:32,610 --> 00:49:34,200
if we don't learn from our past.

1164
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,540
So what have we learnt
from our season finale?

1165
00:49:36,570 --> 00:49:39,720
We've learnt that Aaron Chen
is just an Aussie dad

1166
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:44,100
who loves to punch darts and support
much-maligned foreign wars.

1167
00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:45,120
(LAUGHTER)

1168
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:47,400
And we've learnt that unlike Eminem,

1169
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,880
if you give Peter Helliar one shot,
he'll screw it up.

1170
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:51,780
(LAUGHTER)

1171
00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:55,710
And most importantly, we learnt
that the winner of episode ten

1172
00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:57,240
is Mel Buttle.

1173
00:49:57,619 --> 00:50:00,260
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1174
00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:13,140
This is it. We've made it through
ten glorious episodes.

1175
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,080
We've seen a mother/daughter
winking duo

1176
00:50:16,110 --> 00:50:18,240
that looked so much like a seizure

1177
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:20,010
we nearly called an ambulance.

1178
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,640
We've seen hot nightclubs
and sticky ceilings.

1179
00:50:23,670 --> 00:50:28,490
We've made Lesser Tom a better man
and a new sin to make mankind worse.

1180
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,100
We've bullied and humiliated
our comedians

1181
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,230
and pushed them
to the absolute limit,

1182
00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:35,240
and all of them have made it through

1183
00:50:35,270 --> 00:50:38,030
stronger, braver,
and smarter than ever,

1184
00:50:38,030 --> 00:50:40,400
which admittedly isn't saying much.

1185
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,360
(LAUGHTER)

1186
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,730
I never say this
more than once a season,

1187
00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:46,100
and I will deny
that I've ever said it.

1188
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:48,110
I'm proud of you all.

1189
00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:53,579
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1190
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:55,130
Now, everyone shut up!

1191
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:58,550
This is the most important moment
of the entire season,

1192
00:50:58,550 --> 00:51:02,030
and if I mess it up, then the whole
thing looks unprofessional.

1193
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:05,870
Lesser Tom, please
announce the winner

1194
00:51:05,900 --> 00:51:09,560
of Taskmaster Australia season three.

1195
00:51:09,590 --> 00:51:14,660
In a commendable fifth place
with 146 points, it's Mel Buttle.

1196
00:51:14,660 --> 00:51:17,780
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1197
00:51:17,780 --> 00:51:21,800
In an oh-so-close fourth place
with 158 points,

1198
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:22,940
it's Rhys Nicholson.

1199
00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:26,880
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1200
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:32,280
In a two-way tie for second place
on one more point, 159 points.

1201
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,890
it's Concetta Caristo
and Peter Helliar.

1202
00:51:34,890 --> 00:51:37,470
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1203
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:40,890
And that means out in front
on 165 points,

1204
00:51:40,890 --> 00:51:44,670
our series winner for Taskmaster
Australia is Aaron Chen!

1205
00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:50,450
(CHEERING, APPLAUSE)

1206
00:51:50,610 --> 00:51:52,080
And that's it.

1207
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,230
Congratulations to Aaron.

1208
00:51:56,190 --> 00:51:56,760
Goodnight!

1209
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:58,800
Well done.
Thank you.

1210
00:51:58,830 --> 00:51:59,460
Funny man.

1211
00:52:08,310 --> 00:52:11,310
Captions by Red Bee Media