1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,639 Where's the ball?! 2 00:00:13,640 --> 00:00:16,519 I'm pogoing! Yee-hoo! 3 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,560 Damn! 4 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,639 Whoa! 5 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:25,720 There's a good boy! Do you want me to tackle you?! 6 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:30,160 Are you gonna be like this today, are you? 7 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,679 Hello, hello, and welcome to Taskmaster. 8 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,879 I'm your host, 9 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,559 the crook-minded overlord known as Tom Gleeson. 10 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,399 And I've assembled a line-up... 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,599 ...of meek pricks 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,439 to desperately compete for my immense golden head, 13 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:53,919 aka the Taskmaster Trophy. 14 00:00:57,280 --> 00:00:59,319 Joining me this season we have, 15 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:02,079 Anisa Nandaula... 16 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,159 ...Brett Blake... 17 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,279 ...Celia Pacquola... 18 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:09,039 ...Joel Creasey... 19 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:11,199 and Perth's very own Rove McManus. 20 00:01:14,400 --> 00:01:17,719 And next to me, he still uses the term 'stiffy' 21 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:19,159 and he uses it daily. 22 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,359 It's Tom Cashman. 23 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:28,839 How's it going, Lesser Tom? Oh, it's been a tough week. 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,559 I mixed up my shopping list and my bucket list. 25 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,679 I went into a travel agent 26 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:40,039 and accidentally ordered a kilogram of muesli. 27 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:43,359 And then I went into a supermarket 28 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:46,079 and accidentally ordered ten kilograms of muesli. 29 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:53,039 Alright, I'm ready for the penultimate prize task. 30 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,199 What have you got there? 31 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:55,239 For tonight's prize task, 32 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,559 Brett Blake has been asked to bring in an object 33 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,799 I should not be left alone in a room with. 34 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,559 Everyone else has been asked to bring in 35 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,159 an object Brett Blake should not be left alone in a room with. 36 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,799 Oh, you didn't know? 37 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,559 The bully becomes bullied. 38 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,639 OK, Celia, you start. What have you brought in? 39 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,439 Well, look, I might have chosen something different, 40 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,759 because I've learnt a lot about this man 41 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,039 over the last 10 episodes. 42 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:18,839 But I went pretty classic, pretty simple. 43 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,919 What I know for sure about Brett Blake is that 44 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:22,159 he is a straight white man, 45 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:24,079 so the object he should not be left in a room with 46 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:25,839 is podcasting equipment. 47 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,679 It's true. I do have two podcasts. 48 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:34,719 He's got... You've had... 49 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,319 He's had three since I've known you. 50 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,439 I've been a guest on one of them. 51 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,679 So this... this isn't an intervention. 52 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,399 I'm just saying, you know, 53 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,399 some of your thoughts can stay in there. 54 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:44,999 Just a couple. 55 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,519 Uh, Joel, what did you bring in? 56 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:47,959 After last week's episode, 57 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:50,839 and poor Tom experienced 58 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,679 Brett's, as he put it, date, uh... 59 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,279 ...on his face, 60 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:58,759 I thought I'd help you out, and not help you out. 61 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,159 And I brought along a bikini waxer. 62 00:03:01,160 --> 00:03:03,079 Oh. 63 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:04,879 Is that... But that's someone 64 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,879 that he shouldn't be left in a room with. 65 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:10,919 Well, you reckon he's gonna let her wax his... date? 66 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,639 So you're trying to keep his date hairy? 67 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:15,919 Well, I'm just happy to be here at this point. Let's be honest. 68 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,719 Uh, Rove, what did you bring in? 69 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,319 I don't mean to trigger Brett with this. 70 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:26,640 Um... But I went with a brick. 71 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:29,159 Now... 72 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:31,279 ...for those who don't know the story, 73 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:33,879 Brett, at the young age, tender age, of 17... 74 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,879 Brett got arrested by the cops 75 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:37,999 because he threw a brick at them. 76 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,239 Started one of the largest riots in Western Australia. 77 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,199 Thank you. Mum's proud. 78 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,719 OK. And this was big news in Western Australia? 79 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,239 It was huge news. OK. 80 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,039 That and decimal currency. 81 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:54,999 And the bell tower. Oh, my God. 82 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,479 Anisa, 83 00:03:57,480 --> 00:03:59,399 what do you reckon he shouldn't be left in a room with? 84 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,679 Prior to this, I didn't know Brett Blake very well, 85 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,079 so I just kind of chose this 86 00:04:04,080 --> 00:04:06,959 based off of the vibe that you give. 87 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,079 And the item that I chose is a goat. 88 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:14,919 Because I'm a big fan of curry? 89 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,319 Because I think that you would try to sleep with it. 90 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:25,279 And I chose this before I saw what you did to the fish. So... 91 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:30,119 That is incredible. "I don't know you very well, 92 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:32,119 "but you seem like a goat ." 93 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:35,559 Just... I'm just... 94 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,199 So, finally, Brett, 95 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,079 what should you not be left alone in a room with? 96 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,319 The thing I shouldn't be left in a room alone with, uh, 97 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:45,919 is a sex robot. 98 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,039 Because I never... I never want to be that guy. 99 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:51,599 But if you're trapped in a room for, like, 48 hours, 100 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:52,919 you know, you're gonna... 101 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,799 ...you're gonna experiment, aren't you? 102 00:04:55,800 --> 00:04:57,879 I'd sleep. Trapped in a room... 103 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,359 That looks like a Temu version of 104 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:02,919 whatever you're trying to buy. 105 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,639 Oh, these are all really good prize tasks. 106 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,919 Brett's own chosen one isn't that far from Anisa's. 107 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,399 That's what I mean! 108 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,599 There's a big difference between a goat and a sex robot. 109 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,999 Thank you. Thank you. 110 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:18,599 And I don't even know him like that. 111 00:05:18,600 --> 00:05:19,759 Alright, well, 112 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,439 I think you've helped me out there a little bit, 113 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:23,519 because Brett and Anisa's is pretty much the same thing. 114 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:25,039 So I'm going to give one point to Brett. 115 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:26,359 Two point to Anisa. OK. 116 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:29,239 Because I think the robot and the goat are both at risk. 117 00:05:31,040 --> 00:05:32,599 I'm going to give three points to Rove, 118 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,799 because that brick, you know... 119 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:34,879 On the one hand, I agree with you - 120 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:36,279 he shouldn't be left alone with the brick. 121 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:38,239 But without that brick, he wouldn't have a comedy show 122 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,559 to do at the moment, 123 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,759 because it led to a very good story. 124 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:43,999 Then I'm going to give four points to Joel. 125 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,559 I'll take it. I'll take it! 126 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:50,799 Because I agree that she shouldn't be left in a room 127 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,759 alone with Brett because he would get his arse waxed, 128 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,039 and then it wouldn't have as devastating impact on you. 129 00:05:58,840 --> 00:06:01,359 'Cause I think the smooth arse waking you up from a siesta, 130 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,639 you'd enjoy. 131 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:03,839 Whoo-hoo! 132 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:05,879 But the hairy one caused disturbance. 133 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:07,199 Oh, no. Yeah. 134 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:10,599 But I'm going to give five points to Celia, 135 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,639 because we don't need any more podcasts from white men 136 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:14,119 in our lives. Thank you. 137 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:16,080 Sorry. 138 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,559 OK, let's get cracking with the first proper task. 139 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:21,919 Winner, winner, chicken dinner. 140 00:06:21,920 --> 00:06:24,559 Or because this next task was filmed earlier in the afternoon, 141 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:26,280 winner, winner, chicken lunch. 142 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,719 Tom! 143 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,399 My friend! 144 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,639 Did you have to be so far away? 145 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,639 Lovely day. 146 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,559 Oh, my God. Where is he? 147 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:54,680 Tom? 148 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:57,599 I'm so happy to see you. 149 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,639 You happy to see me too? Mm-hm. 150 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:02,799 I feel like I'm being needy for your affection. 151 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,120 I think you are. 152 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,119 Oh. 153 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,399 Is that good? What's that one? 154 00:07:08,400 --> 00:07:10,519 It's called a squat, Tom. Look it up. 155 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,319 TBC. To be continued. 156 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,080 To be continued. Oh. 157 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,800 Just missing out on all the fun in that box. 158 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:21,559 OK. Ah! 159 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:23,559 "Win at something..." Easy. 160 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:27,199 "If there's any ambig..." Oh, my God. 161 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:29,959 Who put these 50-buck words in here? 162 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:33,679 "If there's any ambiguity about if you have won or not, 163 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,159 "it's a loss. 164 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,759 "Fastest wins. "Your time starts now." 165 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,000 What? 166 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:42,079 Tom. Hi, Joel. 167 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:44,959 Hi. It's me again. Um, I need to win at something. 168 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,319 Oh, right. Yeah. 169 00:07:46,320 --> 00:07:48,559 Are you across this task or are you still in.... You... 170 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:50,399 I'm timing it. 171 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,639 You are a nightmare. I just need to let you know. 172 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,879 If you're just tuning in to Taskmaster for the first time, 173 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,319 I refuse to tell you why Lesser Tom is stuck in a box. 174 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,159 You're supposed to watch every episode. 175 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:12,719 So we're looking for a definite winner. No ambiguity. 176 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:14,519 Mm-hm. And the fastest one wins. 177 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:16,279 That's right. Up first. 178 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,519 He's currently winning the whole series in terms of points. 179 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,199 Can he continue his streak? It's Brett Blake. 180 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,160 There's a lot of cardio in this show, dude. 181 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,839 Oh, there's no chain. 182 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,319 Why would you have a bike with no chain? 183 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,559 Oh. 184 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:35,799 We're jousting. OK. 185 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,879 The person who falls off loses. That's a clear win. 186 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:39,919 OK. Yeah. 187 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,039 But there's no... there's no chain. 188 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,159 Yeah, that's your problem. 189 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,719 That's why I gave you the shit bike. 190 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,039 What is it, best of three? What are the rules? 191 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:48,599 There's no rules, mate. 192 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,359 It's the medieval time. OK. 193 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:51,439 There's a queen. 194 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,199 I'm assuming there's a queen somewhere up there. 195 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,639 OK. OK. 196 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:57,159 In three, two, one. 197 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:00,879 Oh! 198 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:03,400 Man. Maybe having no chains is an advantage. 199 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:05,959 I think I'm happy with my bike. Yeah. 200 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:08,359 I actually feel like you did better. That's really annoying. 201 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:09,920 Alright. OK, we go one more. 202 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:13,559 This is just fun. 203 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:15,359 Oh! 204 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,720 That's a... I'm still on. 205 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:20,400 Well, that's two with no defined winner. 206 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:24,959 What's that? 207 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,599 It's just stuff to make it hard for you. 208 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,599 OK. 209 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,639 Alright, I reckon you go the one with the chain. 210 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,359 OK. This is the last one. 211 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:32,999 Come on, Tom, let's go. 212 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:55,480 That's a win. That's a win. 213 00:09:57,760 --> 00:09:59,719 That's a win. 214 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:05,999 Well done, Brett. That was definitely a result. 215 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,079 I'd say it's a clear win. 216 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:09,079 Yeah. So you're a winner. 217 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,359 It was fantastic. Yeah. 218 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,559 And also you went to a lot of effort in the whole set. 219 00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,039 Like, you built the whole arena. 220 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:16,239 Yeah. I like to make good television. So, um... 221 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,319 Yeah, I'd say overall a great time for everyone 222 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,319 besides Tom Cashman. 223 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,119 Did you lose sight of the fact that it was fastest wins? 224 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,119 Yeah. 225 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,719 I said there was great set dressing and stuff like that. 226 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,519 Like, I would suggest that that didn't matter. 227 00:10:33,320 --> 00:10:34,559 I'll be honest with you. 228 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:37,319 It's one of those tasks that I didn't finish reading 229 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:39,679 and just jumped straight in. 230 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:42,719 But the energy was electric. The vibe was good. 231 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:43,879 Yeah. 232 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:47,039 And the time... Who cares? The vibes, Tom. The vibes! 233 00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:48,239 You know, what is time? 234 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,239 I'm not... I'm not Stephen Hawking up there. 235 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,280 I'm Brett Blake. 236 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,199 Oh, trust me, that's very clear. 237 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,479 Brett defeated me at jousting in 12 minutes and 20 seconds. 238 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:00,879 OK. 239 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:02,319 Congratulations to you, the viewer. 240 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:05,079 You've just won a reprieve from watching these losers. 241 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,399 Enjoy your prize, this break, and we'll see you soon. 242 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,559 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 243 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:23,799 where five comedians are trying to win the show 244 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:25,079 by winning something else. 245 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,159 Who have we got next? 246 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:29,159 He's no stranger to a big W. She's more into Sportsgirl. 247 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,479 It's Rove and Celia. 248 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:32,399 Fastest wins. 249 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,920 I'm going to flip this over really badly. 250 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:37,759 Huzzah! 251 00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,440 First to touch the house. 252 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:50,919 Tom! 253 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,559 That's it? Yep. 254 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,239 That's... That's not fair. 255 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,239 I didn't know you could run fast. 256 00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:59,319 Sorry. 257 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:01,199 Thanks, Tom. 258 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,400 Ow. 259 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,719 Bye. 260 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,479 Celia, what happened? I'll tell you what happened. 261 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:13,799 Last episode, I caught a tennis ball with a pair of tongs, 262 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,239 and I got the biggest response 263 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,879 than anything I've ever done in my career. 264 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:21,079 It went to my head, and I'm like, I'm an athlete. 265 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,599 And the arrogance of me coming out lunging. 266 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:26,159 Coming out lunging! 267 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:29,759 I could have just casually wandered towards the house 268 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:30,959 and then started running, 269 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:32,519 but I did what of course I do, 270 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:35,719 which was underestimate this generally pathetic human being 271 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:37,639 who can... 272 00:12:37,640 --> 00:12:41,319 ...but turns out can run really fast, but also quite rude. 273 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,399 You could have let me win. 274 00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:43,719 You really could have easily let me win. 275 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,639 I could have. Yeah. 276 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,959 The good news is it was a definite result. 277 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:50,679 There was no ambiguity. No ambiguity. 278 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:52,159 You lost. Yeah, I know. 279 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,319 Pretty quick, though. I lost really fast. 280 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,039 Yeah. You lost in 37 seconds. There you go. That's good. 281 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,640 Thank you. Thank you. 282 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:02,919 What were you going at there, Rove? 283 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:03,999 What were you trying to do? 284 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,959 I was trying to do one of those things you see 285 00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:08,279 on TikTok videos and things like that, apparently, 286 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:12,039 where... people do it with water bottles and stuff like that, 287 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,679 where you've got to flip it and it lands perfectly 288 00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:15,279 back on its stand. Right. 289 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,279 So you said you're going to flip it badly, 290 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,559 and you did it, so you won. 291 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,679 Yeah. Against who? 292 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:21,959 Against the team of me, and, well, Tom didn't... 293 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,559 He didn't even attempt it. He was too slow. 294 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:26,599 Well, I'm worried you just said 295 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,239 you were going to do something, then you did it. 296 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,559 That doesn't sound like a win to me. 297 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,799 Eric 'the Eel' Moussambani, anybody? 298 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,839 Little guy in the Olympics in a pool lane by himself. 299 00:13:37,840 --> 00:13:40,479 He was allowed to compete, Tom. 300 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:43,719 Poor little guy. Never seen water before in his life. 301 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:44,799 He's in there. 302 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,079 He was in one of many heats. No, he wasn't. Not to get there. 303 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:50,239 He was one guy in an empty... He was in the final heat 304 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:52,359 and two other people were disqualified. 305 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:53,359 That's why he swam alone. 306 00:13:53,360 --> 00:13:55,479 I disqualified you. Right off the get-go. 307 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:00,559 Get him, Rove! 308 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,119 I looked up the definition of winning, 309 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,759 and it's to be successful or victorious 310 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,559 in a contest or a conflict. 311 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:06,879 So I'd argue... 312 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:08,839 This feels like a conflict right now. 313 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,599 So Rove made a prediction in 2.7 seconds. 314 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,999 It was quick, but I'm not sure it was a win. 315 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,479 OK. Who's next. 316 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,039 In his high school yearbook he won 317 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,479 "most likely to arrive late with an iced latte". 318 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:22,639 It's Joel Creasey. 319 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:27,599 Fastest wins. Oh. 320 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,880 I'll just be fast. 321 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,760 Ah! 322 00:14:43,080 --> 00:14:45,000 I think I'm losing my mind. 323 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,359 Yeah. Good enough. Tom! 324 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:49,679 Hi, Joel. Hi. 325 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,599 So I'm gonna have a running race 326 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,559 against the giraffe and the zebra. 327 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,759 OK. And the fastest wins. 328 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:57,279 Right. Do you think you're gonna win? 329 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,799 I think so. I've got a feeling... 330 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,719 I think the other two are a bit stiff. 331 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:01,959 Fastest wins, OK? 332 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,599 I hope you're watching, Tom! 333 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,040 Ready, set... go! 334 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:10,439 Go, Joel! Go. Joel! 335 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,160 Please fly! 336 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,759 That worked. 337 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:26,239 What's crazy is I would sometimes talk to the other box. 338 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,719 I didn't know you were underneath there. 339 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:29,479 I just thought that was another speaker. 340 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,119 I was exhausted, I was doing double the laps everyone else, 341 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,759 because I had to get to the task and then get to the... to him, 342 00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:36,919 not knowing he was so close to my foot. 343 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,759 Had I known I would've... kicked you in the head. 344 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,759 So how'd you get out of there in the end? 345 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,959 Well, that was the end of the day. 346 00:15:43,960 --> 00:15:46,439 So that is the last film task where I'm in a box, thankfully, 347 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:49,439 because I simply had to go home and eat food and drink water. 348 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:52,199 I genuinely thought you were having the day off. 349 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:53,599 I thought you were doing it from home. 350 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:54,639 I was, in a way. 351 00:15:54,640 --> 00:15:57,039 I read five chapters of How To Win Friends And Influence People 352 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,359 in there. 353 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,560 I did you a favour, then. 354 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:04,239 I had an umbrella to deal with. 355 00:16:04,240 --> 00:16:06,199 I had the box situation to deal with. 356 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,559 It was raining. Um... 357 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,639 Etc. Yeah. 358 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,759 I haven't said you did a bad job yet. 359 00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,239 No, I know. You did a great job. 360 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,079 You beat two inanimate objects. Yeah. 361 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,119 And it was a clear... It was a clear victory. 362 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:22,159 No ambiguity. It was a definite win. 363 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:27,479 But I think you did really well. 364 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,599 And I think we need to know the time. 365 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,599 Joel won in eight minutes and two seconds. 366 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,279 So he's in first place so far. 367 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,479 Alright. Who have we got left, Lesser Tom? 368 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:37,879 She has to be in it to win it. 369 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:39,559 Thankfully she's in it. It's Anisa Nandaula. 370 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,999 Fastest wins. Your time starts now. 371 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,999 OK. 372 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,319 Against you, I have to win at being black. 373 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,559 I won! Yay! Whoo-hoo! 374 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,159 You didn't even give me a chance. 375 00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:55,719 Whoo-hoo! Thanks, Anisa. 376 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:56,799 No worries. 377 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:04,799 Anisa, I think you won that instantaneously. 378 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:07,839 I gave him a chance. Yeah? 379 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,639 You gave him a head start. Yeah. 380 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,839 I was like, you could say stuff. 381 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:17,359 And he said, "No, thank you." I opted to cede victory. 382 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:20,639 I mean, it's such a great competition too. 383 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,319 I'd like to see it with Cashman versus Rove. 384 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,959 Once again, I would like to cede victory. 385 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,799 What was the time? 386 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,799 Anisa won in 4.6 seconds. 387 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:42,079 What are the scores overall for that task? 388 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,479 Well, Rove and Celia are DQ'd. 389 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:46,039 That means Brett gets three points, Joel gets four. 390 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:48,079 Anisa wins the task with five points. 391 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:53,759 So you take all that and you add it to the episode scores. 392 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,759 What does it do? 393 00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,319 Well, we've got Rove bringing up the rear on three points. 394 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,159 But Joel's in the lead with eight points. 395 00:18:03,480 --> 00:18:04,839 OK, right. 396 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,199 That's the end of part two. Good time for part three. 397 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,919 But we can't have part three without a break. 398 00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,080 Back after this. 399 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,159 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 400 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:25,599 There's only eight tasks left in this season, 401 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,759 so we are now officially closing the betting 402 00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:28,879 on who's going to win. 403 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:30,199 What's up next, Tom? 404 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,239 In the spirit of this next ksat, 405 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:36,480 ksat siht yojne esaelp. 406 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,519 Ah! Trap? 407 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,719 Is this a trap? 408 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,959 Do I ride the skateboard over there? I'm gonna. 409 00:18:57,680 --> 00:18:59,160 Oh! 410 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,120 Tom. 411 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,959 Don't hide from me. 412 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:12,800 Balloons. Ugh! 413 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,599 Am I meant to be here? 414 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:19,639 Where are you, you cheeky little bugger? 415 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,120 Am I actually blind? 416 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:25,799 Tag, you're it! 417 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,800 Oh! 418 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,919 Tag, you're it. 419 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,879 Oh. Didn't get me, dickhead. 420 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,520 Tag, you're it. 421 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:35,799 Can I get... 422 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,279 "Retrace your steps and action..." Oh, shit. 423 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:41,959 "Retrace your steps and actions in reverse 424 00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:44,399 "to when you exited the house." 425 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,400 Dammit! 426 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,359 What are you doing? Where are you going? 427 00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,879 I'm African. You can't run from me. 428 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,719 What the is going on? 429 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:57,239 "You have the amount of time you took to open this task 430 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,799 "after exiting the house, 431 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,039 "plus one minute." 432 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:02,800 Where are you going? Where are you going? 433 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:06,959 I feel really dumb. 434 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,159 "Your time starts now." 435 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,839 I kind of wish for more fun I chased you more. 436 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,280 But I didn't. Dammit! 437 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,480 Oh! 438 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:17,320 What are we doing? 439 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,759 I'm going to tackle you. Don't make me tackle you! 440 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,239 Exactly like the dog. 441 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,800 What are you doing? 442 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,560 Tag. You're it. 443 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,879 What is this task? 444 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,239 Check this out. 20 bucks if I get it in. 445 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,199 Oh! No way! 446 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,759 Can't you come with me to the task? 447 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,320 Can I read the task? If you want. 448 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,359 You little turd. 449 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,479 Oh! 450 00:20:53,480 --> 00:20:54,759 Do you remember what you did? 451 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,799 oath I do, mate. 452 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,839 Yeah? Memory like a fox. 453 00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,079 I think it's elephants. 454 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:00,759 Oh, well. Memory like an elephant. 455 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,959 So, Brett, not a great start when you can't remember 456 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,119 the expression for having a good memory. 457 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,599 Yeah, dude. Foxes have got great memories. 458 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,639 What are you talking about? 459 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,199 Yeah. OK, Tom. 460 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,639 Who's retracing their steps first? 461 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:22,519 We're going backwards. So up last, it's Ailec and Evor. 462 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,359 "Your time starts now." 463 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,359 I kind of wish for more fun I chased you more, 464 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,599 but I didn't. Dammit. 465 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,639 Oh. There he is. Hello. 466 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:35,159 OK. 467 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,639 You went around there. Something. Uh... Eeee... Eh... 468 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,959 Ooh... Ah... Ooh... 469 00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,519 Ugh. Balloons. 470 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:47,039 Ehh... Oh... 471 00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,119 Ah! 472 00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:49,999 OK. Huh. 473 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,120 Then I came this way. 474 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,719 Whoa. 475 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,519 Whoa! 476 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:02,519 I'm not gonna trip on that thing. 477 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:09,639 Is that it? 478 00:22:09,640 --> 00:22:11,639 Yeah. You should have chased me, then. 479 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:14,039 Look at all this. I could have gone through that thing. 480 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,919 That would have been fun. 481 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:17,479 This is going to be the deathbed one. 482 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,679 Deathbed? 483 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,999 Not "I wish I'd spend more time with my kids." 484 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,919 Like, I wish I'd chased Tom Cashman through the park. 485 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,999 Bye. Thanks, Celia. 486 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,599 I agree. 487 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,799 That was a near-perfect re-creation from both of you. 488 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:37,759 I know, but it looked so much fun. It felt... I was... 489 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:38,919 This one really upset me. 490 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:41,399 I felt like going to a theme park and they were, like, shut. 491 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:43,679 I'm the same as Celia. I would love every... 492 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,919 I was like, "This is gonna be great! 493 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,359 "Except for the balloons. Everything! 494 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:49,719 "Let's do this." 495 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:50,879 I was so upset. 496 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,399 So when Tom Cashman tagged you, what was your thought? 497 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,519 Because you didn't... you didn't move at all. 498 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,359 Oh, the further he runs, the better for me. 499 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:59,039 Yeah, right. 500 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,919 I feel like we need some stats. 501 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:03,599 Well, so this is mainly, I guess for you to judge subjectively, 502 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,159 but I do have some objective stats. 503 00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,639 Celia took 27 seconds only to open the task 504 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:10,719 and took 34 total steps. 505 00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,479 Her retrace time was one minute and 14 seconds 506 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:14,759 and 47 total steps. 507 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,119 Which means... Numbers means nothing. 508 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:20,079 Pretty close. Rove took 55 seconds to open the task, 509 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,239 and took 31 steps, 510 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,639 and took one minute to retrace it. 511 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,239 So five seconds off. 512 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:28,520 Good? 513 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,759 Alright, so who's up next? 514 00:23:31,760 --> 00:23:35,919 Up first, it's Asina, Leoj, and Tterb. 515 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,759 My time starts now. 516 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,080 Right. So I came out of here. 517 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,239 It's backwards. Oh, backwards. 518 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,959 Yeah. Oh, I didn't read that. Shit. 519 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:48,880 Oh! 520 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,839 It you're, tag. 521 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,399 By force, I dragged you. 522 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,359 What are you up to? Where's the task? 523 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,919 You're not getting away from me. 524 00:23:56,920 --> 00:23:58,959 I was calling you a dickhead, I think. 525 00:23:58,960 --> 00:23:59,999 OK. And I had this. 526 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,679 Oh, yeah. And I was, like, over here. 527 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,119 And I was like, "Yeah, good one, nerd." 528 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,879 Is this what I walk like? 529 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,999 How long do I have? Three minutes. 530 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:11,200 And then I was like, whoa! Oh, wait. 531 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,639 Do I have to do it while in reverse? 532 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:14,639 Yeah. Whatever. 533 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,999 He tried to run from me. 534 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,479 Africa. You're gonna lose. 535 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,399 Check this out, dickhead. 536 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,679 And then I went, boom! 537 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,999 That one was good. 538 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,359 I don't know what I did. 539 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:28,640 What are you up to, Tom? Get back here! 540 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,079 Tom? 541 00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,880 And I went through here. 542 00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,400 I was, like, in here. 543 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,839 Don't you dare run from me! 544 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:47,319 Get back here! 545 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,479 And I was like, "Sucked in, dick." 546 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,879 Tom! Where are you? 547 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:55,239 And then I didn't do this, but... 548 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:57,199 Oh, it's pretty cool. 549 00:24:57,200 --> 00:24:58,520 That's on the roof now. 550 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,919 And then I was over here. 551 00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,359 You're going back to the end again? 552 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:06,119 That's where I started. Oh, . 553 00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:07,399 It doesn't matter. They won't know. 554 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:10,439 Tom? Where are you? 555 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,919 Careful. 556 00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:13,160 Ooph. 557 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:16,879 Here. Five seconds. 558 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:18,679 Ah! 559 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,000 Ah-ah-ah! 560 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:21,999 Done! 561 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:24,999 That's a win. OK. 562 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,919 Nailed it. There you go. 563 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,919 So looking back on it, Brett, 564 00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,959 do you still think that's a win? 565 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,959 Yeah. If the categories judge on who looks the coolest 566 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,599 and took the most steps, then, yeah. 567 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:43,079 I feel like 90% of the things that you re-created 568 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:46,079 was calling Lesser Tom a dickhead. 569 00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,439 And I stole his iPad as well for no reason. 570 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,159 And it... Surprise, surprise, it had porn on it again! 571 00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,079 Anisa, did you find it hard to retrace your steps? 572 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,359 It was really difficult because when I was trying to catch him, 573 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,239 I was, like, doing these, and I was sidestepping the whole time. 574 00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:06,519 So I was like, how do I... Anisa is really fast. 575 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,319 Surprise, surprise. 576 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,679 And so I think you were keen to chase me. 577 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,119 Yes. And when I chased him, I got him, 578 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,799 and I dragged him all the way back. 579 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,119 You got me in an arm lock. 580 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,959 How much fun is it when you bully him? 581 00:26:19,960 --> 00:26:21,519 It felt so good. Yeah. It's great. 582 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:25,999 What about you, Joel? You didn't have to move as far. 583 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:29,399 But your re-creation was still not entirely accurate. 584 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,399 I have no memory of this task. Even after watching it. I... 585 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,719 I too have the memory of a fox... 586 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:41,719 ...that's been run over by a truck, and... 587 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:45,079 Were you shocked just to see Lesser Tom above ground? 588 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,559 I was... I mean, it was a thrill to be reunited, 589 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:50,999 but I think what this show has made me realise is 590 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,159 I should just stick to modelling. 591 00:26:53,400 --> 00:26:54,839 Alright. 592 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,999 Well, let's look at the stats. 593 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:00,279 So Joel's difference is 35 steps and 28 seconds. 594 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:02,039 Slay. That's pretty good. 595 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,559 Anisa's difference is 192 steps 596 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,039 and one minute, 31 seconds. 597 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,639 And Brett's difference is 220 steps... 598 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,959 ...and one minute and 32 seconds. 599 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,119 Well, it turns out I get to allocate the points based on 600 00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:18,639 who is the best at retracing their steps... 601 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,319 And shit, you look good today. 602 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:28,119 Yeah, but I mean, I must admit, 603 00:27:28,120 --> 00:27:29,879 it does come down to how many steps. 604 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,999 So, yeah, it's one for Brett, two to Anisa. 605 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,479 three for Joel, four for Celia, five for Rove. 606 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,400 OK. 607 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:43,599 We've had some tag, but now it's time for hide-and-seek. 608 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,759 We'll hide tricky psychology in these ads 609 00:27:45,760 --> 00:27:47,919 that are going to make you seek material purchases. 610 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,040 See you after. 611 00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,639 Welcome back to part five of Taskmaster. 612 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,759 Just kidding. It's actually part four. 613 00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,239 We like to have a little fun here, but not too much. 614 00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:09,199 What task have we got next, Lesser Tom? 615 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,199 Yes. I'm ready to introduce the next task. 616 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,839 Wait. No, I'm not. Wait. Yes, I am. 617 00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:32,759 Hello. 618 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,879 I just... I just got to do a thing. But I'll be right back. 619 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,839 Don't look at my hand. 620 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,840 Who are you talking to? Card game happening in there. 621 00:28:40,520 --> 00:28:42,239 See that? Mm. 622 00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:43,559 Use my brain. 623 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,879 Oh! Tom! 624 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:49,799 "Change the Taskmaster's mind 625 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,319 "about something." 626 00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,319 "Most changed mind of the Taskmaster wins." 627 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,599 And just to confirm, once again, you're not the Taskmaster. 628 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,399 "You have 25 minutes. Your time starts now." 629 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:04,599 Tom's got a lot of crazy views on things. 630 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,200 He doesn't like you very much. 631 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,039 Yeah. 632 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,559 Maybe I could change his views on you. 633 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,839 Mm. 634 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:13,359 My wife says I do not have a good poker face. 635 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,839 Why are you playing it back there, then? 636 00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:15,879 That's the weird part. 637 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,679 I'm playing poker, everyone else is playing jack black. 638 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:19,839 No... 639 00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:21,399 Jack Black's actually in there. 640 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,159 Playing poker with Jack Black? Yeah. 641 00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,839 I could change his mind 642 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:26,679 if I gave him, like, mushrooms or something. 643 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,479 Mm. Can I drug him? 644 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:33,360 We need to prove to him that you can do his job... 645 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,439 ...better than him. 646 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,839 You think you're going to change his mind about that? 647 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,559 Only time will tell. 648 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,399 Well, this one's a tricky one, because I'm very open-minded, 649 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,959 but I'm also very firm in my views. 650 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,799 Which sounds like a paradox. Yeah. 651 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,319 But I call being fully formed. Um... 652 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,359 Who have we got first? Up first, it's Celia Pacquola. 653 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:58,919 No. I changed my mind. Oh! 654 00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,319 It's Anisa and Rove. 655 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,999 Are you bald with a hard life? 656 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:07,039 Tom Gleeson, I want to introduce you to wigs. 657 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,799 They'll take you from Tommy Gleeson to Tom Glee, Son. 658 00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:12,759 Hi, I'm Rove McManus. 659 00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:14,559 I don't know what you think about animals. 660 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:16,159 I don't know if you find that sometimes 661 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,479 people who are into animals can be a bit nerdy and boring. 662 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:22,559 But let me tell you, animals are fascinating. 663 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,239 There's a couple of ways that wigs will improve your life. 664 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,639 Number one, if you get a wig, 665 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,759 your trustworthiness is going to skyrocket. 666 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,799 Is it OK if I wait here just near you? 667 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,560 No. Yuck! 668 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:34,719 What about now? 669 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,599 Could you take care of my baby while I go to the bathroom? 670 00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,639 Sure. 671 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,159 Hippopotamus kills more people in Africa 672 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:42,279 than every other animal combined. 673 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,279 Plus, their sweat is a natural sunscreen. 674 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,039 One of the most important reasons why you need a wig 675 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,959 is it improves your attractiveness. 676 00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,679 Oh, shit! No-one likes me. 677 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,239 G'day. I'll get the condoms. 678 00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,879 Giraffes have the exact same amount of vertebrae 679 00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,719 in their neck as we do, 680 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,439 except theirs are bigger. 681 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:06,359 Incredible. Snails. 682 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,719 Squirrels. Mountain lions. 683 00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:11,919 And most of all, Tom, I know that you don't like people. 684 00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,879 When you're bald, it's really difficult 685 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,759 to hide from your loved ones in public. 686 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,599 It's not me. I'm not Tom Gleeson. 687 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:20,599 But with a wig, you'll never have to worry about 688 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,559 your friends and family speaking to you again. 689 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,479 I'm Dave. Prove I'm not. 690 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:27,639 The platypus. Wombat. 691 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,439 It's a monotreme, 692 00:31:29,440 --> 00:31:30,800 which means it's a mammal... 693 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,080 Tom Gleeson, if I've offended you in any way... 694 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,039 ...I'm Tom Cashman. 695 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:43,719 Thanks, Tom. 696 00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,800 Jack, did I win? 697 00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:52,159 So, do you think you've changed my mind about wigs, Anisa? 698 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,159 I mean, I've clearly made a decision. 699 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,239 I don't know. I thought I had. 700 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,199 But then watching that back, I don't know, 701 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,839 because I was like, "Oh, you'll sleep with more women." 702 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,879 And then I'm like, "He's married." 703 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,879 I mean, I like the logic to it, 704 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,439 but I suspect that if I walked down the street wearing a wig, 705 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,279 everyone would be like, "Look at... 706 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,479 "Why the has Tom Gleeson got a wig on?" 707 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,839 No, no, no, no, no. 708 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,239 Those are white people wigs. They're not very good. 709 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,719 The... 710 00:32:24,040 --> 00:32:26,479 Black women have the game on lock. 711 00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,839 They're called lace front wigs, 712 00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,239 and the wig line mimics your hairline 713 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,479 so no-one will know. 714 00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:34,039 Oh, so I should wear one of those ones? 715 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,359 Yes, you should! 716 00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:41,719 I think you would look... You would look like... 717 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,479 You know those men in the romance novels 718 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:47,319 that, like, 40-year-olds read? 719 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,680 And they're like that? 720 00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:53,559 I think he'd look like a really rough drag queen. 721 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:02,079 So, Rove, you were suggesting that people find animals boring? 722 00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:06,359 So I thought my best attempt would be 723 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,639 to just convince you of something 724 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,799 that I thought I had 725 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:12,239 the ability to make a very good argument for... 726 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:13,759 Right. ...and hope that 727 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,319 even if you were maybe a bit on the fence with it, 728 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,319 that I could convince you afterwards. 729 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,759 But the problem is, I'm already interested in animals, 730 00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,679 but after watching that, I'm not. 731 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,359 But the good news is you changed my mind, 732 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,759 but the wrong way round. 733 00:33:31,680 --> 00:33:33,120 That's a win. That's a win. 734 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,039 With my opinion being changed, 735 00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,599 can you just assure me that, please, 736 00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,239 nobody changed my opinion of you. 737 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,039 Trying to change your opinion of me... 738 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:45,759 I wish them the very best of luck. 739 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,839 ...it's Joel and Brett. 740 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,839 Brettmeister. Hi, Tom. 741 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:59,359 Yeah, all the information you need to know 742 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:00,999 is on the piece of paper. 743 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,799 It's not what I say. Just... Just start. 744 00:34:02,800 --> 00:34:04,479 I think what we're going to do is we're going to have 745 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,119 a little... a little girl's birthday party. 746 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,799 I'm the little girl? Yeah. 747 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,319 Basically, it's just to embarrass you. 748 00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:11,159 OK. Try that on. 749 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:13,079 Do stand-up better than the Taskmaster. 750 00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,239 Your time starts now. 751 00:34:14,240 --> 00:34:15,439 G'day. 752 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:16,839 I don't know if you know this, 753 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:19,679 but the sexual peak for men happens at 17... 754 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:21,199 Does it? ...Johnson Street, Leichhardt. 755 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,199 That's my house. Oh! 756 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,759 Dude, that's actually pretty good. That's it. 757 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:28,799 This is great. This is a really good look. 758 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:31,639 I think we just convinced Tom that you're a little girl. 759 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,199 OK. Yeah. 760 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:34,279 Next one. 761 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,799 "Make wine better than the Taskmaster's. 762 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,359 "You have two minutes. Your time starts now." 763 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,719 Now. These are your shoes. 764 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,039 Are they? Don't use my shoes. Go barefoot. 765 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,079 OK, that's pretty funny. I don't mind that. 766 00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:46,519 There we go. 767 00:34:46,520 --> 00:34:48,559 Now, you're going to prance around the table. 768 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,959 Baton twirling. OK. 769 00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:51,759 And going, "I'm a little girl." 770 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,919 OK. 771 00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:56,519 I'm a little girl. I'm a little girl. 772 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:57,959 I'm a little girl. 773 00:34:57,960 --> 00:34:59,719 Be you more of a jerk than the Taskmaster. 774 00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,560 Yeah. Your time starts now. 775 00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:06,279 Well, I wanted to give you a monobrow, 776 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,479 but I can't get the pen. 777 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,839 I was like, what are you doing? 778 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,759 I can't get it out of my pocket. 779 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,480 Thank you. 780 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,679 I'm a little girl. Little girl is upset. 781 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,159 I'm a little girl. Little girl's upset. 782 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:27,519 I'm a little girl! Having a breakdown. 783 00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,319 She gets on the floor. She starts screaming. 784 00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:31,799 I'm a little girl! 785 00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,880 Yeah. I'm a little girl! 786 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,440 I'm a little girl. 787 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:39,399 I deserve this. 788 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,079 Congratulations, Tom. 789 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,119 You've just won Taskmaster. 790 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:46,159 You are now the new Taskmaster guy at the top, 791 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,679 who is the big dog. 792 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:49,599 I'm happy with that. You're happy with that? 793 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,919 Mm-hm. That went well. 794 00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:58,959 As usual, Brett, I feel like 795 00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:00,919 you got a little bit lost in the task. 796 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,679 So what were you trying... 797 00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:04,559 You wanted me to change my opinion, 798 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,239 that he was better at stand-up. 799 00:36:06,240 --> 00:36:08,319 Something about making wine. What was that? 800 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,879 I was trying to make him, like, prove 801 00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:13,119 that he could be just as good as you at your job. 802 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,799 So, you're known for being a very good stand-up. 803 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:17,879 So I got Tom to do stand-up. 804 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:19,879 I know you love red wine. Yes. 805 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:21,959 And then the other ones I forgot. 806 00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,799 You know, memory like a fox. And, um... 807 00:36:23,800 --> 00:36:27,159 Which is so annoying cause it's memory like an elephant. 808 00:36:27,160 --> 00:36:29,839 And if only I had a reminder on my body! 809 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:37,039 So, Joel, what were you going for there? 810 00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,399 I think it's fairly obvious. I... 811 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:43,639 I think I've proven over this season 812 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:46,199 that I really think out a task. 813 00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:48,879 I really come in, you know, laser-focused. 814 00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,759 And then I saw the chocolates, and, um... 815 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,839 So you're now a little girl, and I don't know. 816 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,359 Do you reckon, are you being convinced... 817 00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,799 Well, to be honest, I mean, I have kept up 818 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,199 with modern gender politics 819 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,679 and if he says he's a girl, he's a girl. 820 00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:04,519 Yeah. I had to stop the task, though, 821 00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,119 because that, um, gorgeous little denim onesie, 822 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,079 which I was actually hoping to keep, but... 823 00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:12,599 I saw a bit of VPL, and I had to get out of there. 824 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,439 Very Penis in brackets Large? 825 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,719 You can have that. You can have that one. 826 00:37:22,720 --> 00:37:24,440 Very Penis Large. 827 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,079 Sounds like Yoda... Yoda's dating profile. 828 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,399 Rove. 829 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,919 You know you want to do it, Rove. 830 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,799 Do the voice. You know you want to do it. 831 00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:35,600 Here we go. 832 00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,919 Very penis large. 833 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:43,279 Goodnight, everybody. 834 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,439 OK, well, with all this persuasive energy 835 00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:46,479 being hurled at me, 836 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:48,679 I need a little moment to galvanise my beliefs. 837 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,080 I'll do that during this break. We'll see you after this. 838 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:04,039 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 839 00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,679 What were we doing before the break, Lesser Tom? 840 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,399 Our contestants are trying to change the Taskmaster's mind. 841 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:10,439 Most changed mind wins. 842 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,799 Call her a woman in stem 843 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:13,759 because she's trying to change your brain chemistry. 844 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:15,479 It's Celia Pacquola. 845 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,679 Can I get his wife's number? 846 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:19,599 I don't have it. F. 847 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,679 I feel like she might be on board with drugging him. 848 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,079 Whose number have I got? Can I get... in my phone? 849 00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,519 Do you know someone who knows her? 850 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,239 Pete Helliar. 851 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,839 Hi, this is Peter. Yeah, that's fair enough. 852 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:37,359 Hey, Pete, it's Celia Pacquola here. 853 00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:39,839 If there's a chance you get this message in the next... 854 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,359 15 minutes and 24 seconds. ...15 minutes and 24 seconds, 855 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,879 if you could give me a call back, that'd be fantastic. 856 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:45,879 OK, thanks. Bye. 857 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:49,239 I was really hoping Peter Helliar could drug him. 858 00:38:49,240 --> 00:38:50,839 Alright, I'm going to send him a text and go, 859 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:52,639 "Listen, if you happen to be with Tom Gleeson, 860 00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:53,999 "can you please drug him for me?" 861 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,799 Your time starts now. He'll get it. 862 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,239 Let's call Luke McGregor. 863 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,359 If he doesn't answer, this is going to be really awkward. 864 00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,879 This is my best friend right here. 865 00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,999 Your call has been forwarded to voicemail. 866 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,120 Brutal! 867 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:08,839 Is there anyone else you could call? 868 00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:10,319 Let's call my mum. Luke... 869 00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,319 Luke went viral for calling his mum, so let's call my mum. 870 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,199 Pam will definitely be awake. 871 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,439 9:30. She's been up for hours. 872 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:20,079 Oh, God. If my mum... 873 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,079 I'm so alone! 874 00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,119 I mean, I think I've changed Tom's mind 875 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:28,159 that he might have thought 876 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,759 that I had people who cared about me. 877 00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:32,760 And this has sort of changed... changed his opinion about that. 878 00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:35,599 Yep. 879 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,719 Do you know who I'll call? Beyond Blue. 880 00:39:37,720 --> 00:39:40,159 I think Beyond Blue is who I'll call next. 881 00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,600 Any word from Helliar? 882 00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:43,759 No. 883 00:39:50,840 --> 00:39:53,199 It was so brutal. I thought I was so brilliant to try 884 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:55,559 and get one of your friends to drug you. 885 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:58,119 What? To change his mind. 886 00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:59,639 To change his chemistry. To literally... 887 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,479 Trying to literally change your mind. 888 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,239 So you called Peter Helliar 889 00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:06,959 because you wanted him to drug me to change my mind. 890 00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,519 But then you just proceeded to ring other people. 891 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,399 So let's just say you did get through to your mother. 892 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,479 Were you just going to say, 893 00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,959 "Can you drive to Tom Gleeson's house and drug him?" Like... 894 00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,639 It wasn't a great day for me. Yeah. 895 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,719 But also, if you're going to ring someone 896 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:21,159 who's a comic who has drugs, 897 00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,359 why didn't you ring Hughesy? 898 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,159 Well, I have to allocate some points. 899 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,719 I think it's fair to say Celia didn't really complete the task. 900 00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:32,879 So one point to Celia. OK. 901 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,999 I'm going to give two points to Brett Blake, 902 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,199 because he was trying to convince me 903 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,879 that you were better than me. 904 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,759 And there goes the premise of the whole show, Brett. 905 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,399 I'm going to give three points to Anisa, 906 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,599 because I'm flirting with the idea of getting a hair solution. 907 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:51,999 I'm going to give four points to Rove 908 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,239 because he changed my mind. 909 00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,239 I used to think animals were interesting. 910 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,719 But, uh, Joel gets five points 911 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,799 because you said, "I'm a little girl," 912 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,039 and if you say it, it's true. 913 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,080 There's still the live task. There's still the live task. 914 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,599 So what does that do to the episode scores? 915 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:13,879 Well, we've got Rove and Anisa both on 12, 916 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,919 but Joel's in the lead on 16 points. 917 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,999 Come on, little fella! Alright, you lot. 918 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,359 Time to get up on stage 919 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:23,719 for the second-last live task of the season. 920 00:41:27,560 --> 00:41:28,879 OK, the teams are back. 921 00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,759 We've got the breakfast show and the drive show. 922 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,039 Who's going to read the task? 923 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,239 Anisa. 924 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:38,199 "Hit the balloon over your team walls the most times. 925 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,119 "You may not leave the boundaries. 926 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,559 "If the balloon hits the ground, your attempt is over. 927 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,599 "Three hits per side and no catching. 928 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,439 "Three rounds. 929 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:53,919 "Best attempt per round wins." 930 00:41:53,920 --> 00:41:55,119 Team of two will play first. 931 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,879 Round one begins. It's Rove's serve. 932 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,359 Here it comes. OK, Yes, sir. 933 00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,599 It's over. We got it, king, we got it! 934 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,239 Back, back, back, back! Oh, OK. We got it. 935 00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:05,679 Watch the floor. We're good again. 936 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,719 Watch your step. Yes, king. We got it. 937 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,199 Go, queen. Got it. 938 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:10,839 Don't panic. Boop! To you, to you. 939 00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,479 This is actually too easy. Oh, shit. 940 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,559 We're in. Yes! I got it. 941 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,840 Oh! 942 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:22,959 I got it, I got it, I got it. 943 00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,360 When does this end?! 944 00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:27,840 We didn't think it was possible to be this good. 945 00:42:29,120 --> 00:42:31,559 Oh, shit. I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, you got it. 946 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,039 I'm sorry. 947 00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,919 Forward, forward. Forward. 948 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,839 Sorry, I got tired. Whoo! I got it. 949 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:40,199 Alright. 950 00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,799 Celia's serve. Celia, you serve. 951 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,239 Oh, my God. Are you ready, Joel? Yeah! 952 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,199 Joel, I really want this for you. 953 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,559 Ready? Yah! 954 00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:50,720 OK. Hit! 955 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:55,639 Arghhhh! 956 00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:02,799 The team of two win round one. 957 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,519 Please step up for round two. 958 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,839 It's actually crazy how good we are. 959 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:10,599 You got it. That's it. That's great. 960 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:11,999 Oh! No. We're good, we're good. 961 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,959 Back to you. I got it. 962 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,399 Oh, shit. It's OK... I got it! 963 00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:21,959 Ahhhh! 964 00:43:21,960 --> 00:43:23,639 Boom, to you. Don't even stress it. 965 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,759 Too easy. Make eye contact with me! 966 00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:29,039 Now you. Spin, spin, spin. I got it. 967 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:30,999 Here I come. Boop. 968 00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,439 Oh! One more. One more. You got it. 969 00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,959 Oh! 970 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,799 We're in the middle. Start in the middle. 971 00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:40,799 Joel's serve. 972 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:46,039 It's... it's not from a lack of trying. Like, I love you both. 973 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,519 I love you. We love you. 974 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,159 Hup... Ah! No! 975 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,559 No! No! 976 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,880 Ow! Ow! Ow! You right? 977 00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,759 Celia's proper hurt. Celia's hurt. Celia's hurt. 978 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:59,599 Ow, ow. Are you OK? 979 00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:00,959 You're right, Ceels? Are you OK? 980 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:04,199 Oh, no. I'm so sorry. Oh, sorry! 981 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,239 OK, there's been a bit of a nasty fall. 982 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:07,800 We'll be back in a sec. 983 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,719 OK. We're back from the break. 984 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,479 Is everyone OK? 985 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,879 Um, Anisa and Rove won the first round, 29 to 1. 986 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,239 Anisa and Rove won the second round 13 to 0. 987 00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:29,719 And we almost killed Celia Pacquola. 988 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,639 I'll tell you what, I knew the risks 989 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,599 when I got into drive radio, you know? 990 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,319 It's cutthroat out there. 991 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,240 Um, are you OK, Celia? Yep. 992 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:41,359 Wait, I'm just thinking about what I'll need to say 993 00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:43,559 when I'm in court, so, um, maybe I'm OK... 994 00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,479 Maybe I need a big... car. 995 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,639 Brett and Joel, 996 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,839 if you could join your injured colleague over there. 997 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:53,399 Joel, you just look at the wall and think about what you did. 998 00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,119 Rove is to serve. Alright, let's go. 999 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,679 Thank you. Boom! We're up and over. 1000 00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,439 We are. Back, back, back, back. 1001 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,799 Oops. Thank you. To me, to me. 1002 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,919 You got it? Yep. 1003 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:06,999 Amazing. you got it? 1004 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:08,959 I got it, I got it, I got it. 1005 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,439 Oh, what the did I do? 1006 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,279 You got it, king? You got it! 1007 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:13,759 Oh! 1008 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,559 It's Brett's serve. 1009 00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:20,039 Please, if they get it over one time, 1010 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,679 you have to lose your goddamn mind. Alright? 1011 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:24,239 You got this. You ready, Joel? 1012 00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:27,040 No! Yeah. Let's just do it. I hate myself. 1013 00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:31,079 Yes! 1014 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,640 Here... Oh! Here... Oh! 1015 00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,480 Yes! 1016 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:40,799 Oh, no! No, no. You got it? I got it. 1017 00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:43,280 No! 1018 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,279 You did it! You did it! 1019 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,359 You did it, you did it! 1020 00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:50,520 You did it. 1021 00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:56,239 Alright, come down here in one piece 1022 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,920 and we'll see who wins the episode. 1023 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,239 OK, we got there in the end. 1024 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,399 The breakfast show seemed to be doing quite well. 1025 00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,279 The drive show, one of their team members chucked a sickie. 1026 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:11,720 But you've got some ice on there and you're OK to continue? 1027 00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:17,639 Will you sue the production company? 1028 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,079 I'm just thinking about all of the lovely things I'm gonna buy 1029 00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,200 with Tom's money. 1030 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:24,759 I'm fine. I'm absolutely fine. I'm really brave. 1031 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:25,759 OK. 1032 00:46:25,760 --> 00:46:27,400 Thank you. 1033 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,079 So it's 3-0. OK, so it's 3-0. 1034 00:46:34,080 --> 00:46:35,519 So it was a drubbing. Yep. 1035 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:38,159 The breakfast show thrashed the drive show. 1036 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,479 Alright, well, I guess I have to allocate the scores as 1037 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,479 5, 5, 1, 1, 1. OK. 1038 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:48,759 So it's the second last episode. 1039 00:46:48,760 --> 00:46:51,679 We need to know what's happening overall with the series. 1040 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:52,999 Well, Brett's on 138, 1041 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,799 but Rove's in the lead at the moment on 144 points. 1042 00:46:58,160 --> 00:46:59,680 Six-point lead. My goodness! 1043 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:03,479 OK. And now you've added all that up, 1044 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:05,039 who's won tonight's episode? 1045 00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,399 Well, Joel came into the final round with a very large lead. 1046 00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,799 All he needed to do was win one round... 1047 00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,719 ...of the most dangerous game in Australia. 1048 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:15,559 That did not happen. So then we have a three-way tie. 1049 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,239 Joel, Anisa and Rove all on 17 points. 1050 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:20,439 It's a win! It's a win! 1051 00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:23,199 Joel! Joel! Joel! Joel! Joel! 1052 00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,319 Oh. OK. 1053 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,879 So we've got a three-way tie. How do we resolve this? 1054 00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,439 We're going to a filmed tie breaker. 1055 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,639 The wording for this task is 1056 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,799 register the highest number on this measuring wheel. 1057 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:36,319 You have one spin and it must be spun the correct way. 1058 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,359 Highest number wins. You have two minutes. 1059 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,679 And it's worth mentioning 1060 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,959 that when Joel attempted this, I was underground. 1061 00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:48,400 That way. Push it? Yeah, surely. Highest number wins. 1062 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:53,160 Am I doing this correct? Ready? 1063 00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,599 No manipulation. 1064 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,679 I'm not manip... I'm resting. 1065 00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:04,880 Oooooooooone. 1066 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,239 Ooh! 1067 00:48:09,240 --> 00:48:11,879 Tom is missing out on this. 1068 00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,359 Ooh, I'm dizzy. 1069 00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:14,759 I don't wanna look at the numbers. 1070 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,040 Probably best I don't look at the number afterwards, isn't it? 1071 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:20,439 Feel like I'm drunk. 1072 00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,239 Still going. It's still going! 1073 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,279 Spin... Don't manipulate it. 1074 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,199 I'll let you manipulate it if you want. 1075 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:37,479 Thanks, Anisa. Thanks. 1076 00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:39,559 Thanks, Rove. 1077 00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,719 Just kidding. Thanks, Tom. 1078 00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:51,639 Anisa spun 36.2m. 1079 00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,319 Rove spun 89.6m 1080 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,919 but Joel - 116m! 1081 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,839 Do you believe in miracles?! 1082 00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:03,880 Of all days. You did it! 1083 00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:07,639 I've not done this. Do I... Congratulations, Joel! 1084 00:49:07,640 --> 00:49:10,159 Please head up the stage and collect your prizes. 1085 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:13,759 And please don't let Brett anywhere near them. 1086 00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,359 OK. Well, there we are. But what have we learned? 1087 00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,799 Well, it was a big night of winners and losers. 1088 00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:22,759 Celia lost a race and Anisa won at being a race. 1089 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:26,679 Rove lost my attention when he talked animals. 1090 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,279 But most of all, we learnt that the winner of tonight's episode 1091 00:49:30,280 --> 00:49:31,799 is Joel! 1092 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:33,879 Congratulations again. 1093 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:37,119 See you for the grand final. Goodnight! 1094 00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:43,119 I'm going out in solidarity. Do it, do it! 1095 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,160 Whoa! 1096 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:47,400 Argh! 1097 00:49:48,800 --> 00:49:49,800 Cheers, baby. 1098 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:53,560 Gorgeous. Now have sex with the robot! 1099 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,159 It's episode 10 and you know what that means - 1100 00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:58,640 it's grand final night. 1101 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,479 Yes, king. I'm here for my prince. 1102 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,519 I will burn this place to the ground. 1103 00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,999 So I'm very... very top heavy. 1104 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,719 I need to finish this! 1105 00:50:08,720 --> 00:50:10,879 Another season has run its course. 1106 00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:13,839 Who is our season winner? 1107 00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:17,079 You had to give it to daddy to pop, didn't you?