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別過來!別過來!

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不要

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住手!住手!

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(人終有一死)

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我受不了了

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這根本就是人間地獄,我受夠了!

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來人啊

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救救我

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誰都好

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{\an8}誰來救救我...擺脫這個地獄

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{\an8}不過啊

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跟辦公室比起來,那根本是天堂

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(3點58分)

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糟糕

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得去睡了,畢竟明天...

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明天...

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我明天還得...

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上班啊?

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上班...

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我不想上班...

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這是三年前發生的事

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來

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從今天起,你要到製作部上班...

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是

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我叫天道輝,很高興認識大家

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-很高興認識你
-歡迎加入

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第一天報到時,公司的氣氛

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感覺很活潑,非常融洽

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是,請各位多多指教

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我如願進入夢想中的製作公司和產業

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心中充滿了夢想、希望
與對未來的期待

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我一定要幫各家大公司
把廣告拍好拍滿

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搞不好我還能見到一些大明星呢

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太棒了,我一定要全力以赴

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好了

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你就坐這裡吧

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是

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有問題的話就問小杉部長

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幸會

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是!很期待與您共事

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辛苦了,社長

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對不起

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沒事

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是我剛剛沒看路

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不,都是我...

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不好意思

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給你

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謝謝

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沒事

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很高興認識你,我是會計部的鳳沙織

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很期待與你共事,天道

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我也是

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有請款或任何其他問題的話
歡迎隨時來問我

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我的辦公桌就在進去那裡的左手邊

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知道了

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那麼,祝你第一天上班順利

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她好可愛

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(鳥屋)

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乾杯!

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-大家辛苦了
-乾了

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天道,你是哪裡畢業的?

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我念K大

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是好學校呢

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別這麼說

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有女友了嗎?

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沒有,我一點也不受歡迎

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你這麼帥竟然沒女友? 太可惜了吧

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沒那回事

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你可以不用繫領帶
我們辦公室沒那麼拘謹

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謝謝

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但是領帶能讓我工作更起勁

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你看起來體格很好呢
以前有在運動嗎?

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對,我大學時打橄欖球

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橄欖球啊?

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-太棒了
-是啊

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有他在真是可靠呢

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就是啊

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鳳小姐真可愛

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她完全是我的菜

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好

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我要努力工作
做出好成績,給她留下好印象

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差不多該散會了吧?

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是啊

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今天非常謝謝大家

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明天也請...

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好了

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我們回辦公室吧

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這是怎麼回事?

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這是怎樣?

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平常都是這樣嗎?

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你還要多久才能完成?

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-差不多...
-十分鐘,好嗎?

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上班第一天就通宵工作

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隔天早上...

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還在辦公室

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早安

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早

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然後到了隔天晚上

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(售完)

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說真的...

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到底什麼時候才能回家?

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我要出去買晚餐

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看來我今晚又回不了家了

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最後,我終於能離開辦公室回家

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已經是兩天之後的事了

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這就是那個對吧?

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傳說中的血汗公司

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(6點)

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我依然睡眠不足

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下次我要幾天後才能回家呢?

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突然之間,我好不想去上班

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我怎麼這麼愛抱怨?

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這根本沒什麼,習慣就好

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這行業是我自己選的

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是我努力掙來的

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咬緊牙關,拿出骨氣來!

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別低估我們這些運動男兒

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早安

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我們公司有許多善待員工的政策

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沒錯

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給薪年假是當然的

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另外還有到職日假和心理健康假

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不過從來沒有人請過

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我們鼓勵員工進行良性競爭

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你上個月的無薪加班工時是多少?

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150小時

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等超過兩百小時再說吧

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我很有幸遇到親切的同事

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晚餐我請吧

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雖然看起來不像
但是我年資已經五年了

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賺得比你多

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謝謝

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大方請我吃晚餐的高橋先生
其實他的實質薪水是21萬日圓

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我們的主管小杉先生...

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不要每次都來問我

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這種事你為什麼不自己決定就好?

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什麼?你竟然沒問過我就決定?

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不准給我擅自作主

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他喜怒無常

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給我滾出去

141
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但是他非常熱心指導
有的員工甚至還為此感動落淚

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妳要去哪裡?可惡

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{\an8}辦公室同仁都非常注重健康

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只要還沒開始血尿都不算獨當一面

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胃潰瘍也是工作的一環啊

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接著,到了第二年

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(垃圾)

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我上次洗澡是什麼時候?

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今晚不論如何我都要回家

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天道

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什麼事?

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高橋走人了,你來接手

153
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週末要交

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是

155
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{\an8}又要熬夜了

156
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可惡,沒用的廢物,實在是...

157
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會不會有飛彈剛好掉在我身上呢?

158
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來,天道

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你又沒吃午餐了,對吧?

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你得吃點東西才行

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鳳小姐

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非常感謝妳

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這間公司唯一讓我保持理智的人...

164
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是我偷偷暗戀的鳳小姐

165
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-謝謝妳
-鳳,有空嗎?

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是

167
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晚點見,天道

168
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加油喔

169
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她同時也是...

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社長,別在這裡...

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-沒關係,牆壁很厚的
-社長

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社長的情婦

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社長

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別這樣,社長

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奇怪,我為什麼還在這裡上班?

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我該去找其他工作嗎?

177
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不,不可能

178
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:07,106
我哪來的時間?

179
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:13,446
要是我離職
團隊就得收拾我的爛攤子

180
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況且,這個業界
比這裡更爛的公司多得是

181
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還是...

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算了吧

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不好意思

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到了第三年

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就是說...

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我們董事答應
要讓他孫子參演線上廣告

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可以麻煩你重新寫過劇本
加個小孩的角色嗎?

188
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但是我們已經改過五次了...

189
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我明白了

190
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那好吧

191
00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,154
反正還有很多其他公司...

192
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不,對不起,我今天就弄好

193
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-你願意嗎?
-願意

194
00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:00,660
-當然了
-是

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00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:01,702
那就麻煩你了...

196
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:02,662
好的

197
00:11:02,745 --> 00:11:06,999
我已經找好演員和劇組
預算又緊到不行

198
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,959
這下我該怎麼賠不是?

199
00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,170
你怎麼在偷懶?

200
00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,714
是故意給我找麻煩嗎?是這樣嗎?

201
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:15,633
存心跟上司過不去?

202
00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:19,929
別給我作怪,你這個愚蠢的...

203
00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,397
這道門真擋路

204
00:11:30,648 --> 00:11:31,816
要不是因為它

205
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:38,572
我明天就不必回去上班了

206
00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:49,333
快馬加鞭!

207
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,376
{\an8}根據目擊者指出...

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00:11:50,459 --> 00:11:51,335
{\an8}(有多處咬痕)

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00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:53,671
長工時

210
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:56,882
加上上司霸凌
剝奪了他們離職的意志

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甚至無法做出簡單決定...

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原來如此

213
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:06,892
他們會陷入憂鬱
最糟糕的情況下甚至會有自殺念頭

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00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,602
是這樣嗎?太可怕了

215
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:12,356
遇到血汗公司還真辛苦啊...

216
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:16,610
睡著前我腦中只想著一件事

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“請讓我就這麼睡著

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再也不用醒來”

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我不想...

220
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我不想去上班!

221
00:12:28,539 --> 00:12:29,623
我不想...

222
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:39,884
不要每次都來問我

223
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滾出去

224
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:43,679
去死啦,廢物

225
00:12:43,762 --> 00:12:45,890
什麼?你竟然沒問過我就決定?

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不准給我擅自作主

227
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:03,699
可惡,我忘了繳腳踏車位的錢

228
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,369
不知道大樓管理員醒著嗎?

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不好意思

230
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:17,630
有人在嗎?

231
00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:25,346
討厭,上班要遲到了

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00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,601
不好意思

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00:13:30,684 --> 00:13:32,686
關於我的停車費

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抱歉這麼晚才...

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別過來...

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等等...

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00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,026
這是什麼情況?

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這是怎麼回事?

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殭屍?

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真的是殭屍?

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那是殭屍,對吧?

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怎麼辦?

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我該怎麼辦?

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要是再這樣下去

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我上班會遲到的

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等等

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所以說

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難道...

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這就表示...

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我從今天起

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不用再去上班了嗎?

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我...

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自由了!

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直到昨天
我眼中的世界都只有黑與白

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藍色的天空

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綠色的樹木

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鮮紅的血液

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這麼久以來...

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我忘了這個世界充滿了顏色

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我太開心了

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竟然能放整天假!

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那麼,今天要做什麼好呢?

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我原本要等休假的時候去考重機駕照

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也可以去屋久島

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或是去跳傘

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也可以一早就開喝,看一整天電影

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我有好多事想做

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今天起這些全都能實現了

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不知道鳳小姐還好嗎?

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誰在乎她是不是情婦

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如果要我繼續壓抑三年來的情感

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我寧願被殭屍吃掉算了

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鳳小姐,等等我

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(緊急聯絡人名單,鳳沙織)

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就是這裡

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可惡,我開始腳軟了

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從來沒有一起出去過的同事
突然出現在家門口

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是不是很變態?

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肯定很變態

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不,只是緊急情況下來問候一下而已

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門沒鎖?

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鳳小姐?

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我來看看妳...

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社長?

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社長

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我有重要的事要告知

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您有空嗎?

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這麼長時間的工作實在很辛苦

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讓我無法像人一樣過活

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我甚至不知道
自己為什麼還要工作了

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總之,我很不想這麼說

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但是我該重新掌控自己的人生了

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所以我下定決心,從今天起辭職

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我在許多方面都欠缺經驗
而您一直對我諄諄教誨

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為此我非常感激

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我知道這麼做很自私

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但是請您接受我的辭職

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感激不盡

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-反敗為勝
-上啊,輝

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鳳小姐

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從我第一天上班

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見到妳的那刻起

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我就一直...

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一直一直

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深深地愛著妳

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再見了

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我最喜歡的妳

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真爽

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明天、後天、下禮拜

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我都不用去上班了,簡直就像在作夢

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我們剩下的性命

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可能只有一天,也可能還有六十年

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不論如何,都不夠讓我們完成
所有想做的事

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既然這樣,我決定了

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我要...

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(實用油性筆)

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{\an8}(筆記本)

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(成為殭屍前要做的100件事)

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下一集:死者的遺願清單

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