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什么?

2
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你醒来时发烧38度?

3
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那又怎样?

4
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真是的 不知道我们 还能不能赶上截止日期

5
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你觉得自己会过劳死吗?

6
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等你真的死了再说吧!

7
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没完成工作 谁也不准走!

8
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别打瞌睡 天道!

9
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起来 混蛋!

10
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对不起 领导!

11
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什么...

12
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对了 我...

13
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再也不用去上班了

14
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早上好!

15
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三年份的假期就从今天开始了

16
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我一定会尽情享受的!

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好的!三年份的大扫除 完成!

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屋里整洁了

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心情也会豁然开朗 对吧?

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真不记得上回感觉这么好
是什么时候的事了

21
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好了

22
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来干一件我期待已久的事吧

23
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真是太棒啦!

24
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没想到在早上翘班喝啤酒的感觉
居然这么好

25
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这真是圣水啊!不 这是众神的琼浆

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在工作日里悠哉地喝啤酒
这夹带着罪恶感的愉悦

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这摆脱了工作和职责的自由

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如果这都不是天堂
那我不知道什么才算了

29
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这是东京市的航拍影像

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火焰在城市各处燃烧

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我还是不敢相信这是真的!

32
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就连我们的工作室也岌岌可危
随时有可能

33
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被变成僵尸的员工占领

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网络和电信服务都中断了

35
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而政府至今仍未发表任何声明

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我们甚至不知道政府是否仍在运行...

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(未完待续)

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我猜

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外面的世界大概正水深火热吧

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不知道接下来会怎么样

41
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但对我来说 今天就是啤酒日!

42
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我要舒服地待在家里 握着冰啤

43
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拥抱我内心的堕落 为这副三年来 宛如行尸走肉的身躯重新注入活力

44
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就这么定了!

45
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没有了!

46
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不可能!什么?

47
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全没了!别跟我说
刚才那是最后一瓶啤酒呀

48
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啤酒没了

49
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偏偏在这时候啤酒喝完了

50
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我都想好了今天要在家摆烂的
现在却得出去买啤酒?

51
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真伤脑筋

52
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可是话说

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不喝啤酒

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还算什么摆烂呀!

55
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我没别的选择了

56
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(香坂)

57
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警察、武装部队...没有人会来救我们

58
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我们该怎么办?

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别放弃

60
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只要再多坚持一天...

61
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都这样了还怎么坚持呀?

62
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我们怎样才能活下去?

63
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结束了 世界末日降临了

64
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可恶!

65
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我们该怎么办?

66
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谁能来救救我们

67
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谁能来救...

68
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怎么了?是僵尸吗?

69
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-你是谁?
-你在干什么?

70
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抱歉 我那栋楼的楼梯间里
爬满了僵尸 所以...

71
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先进来再说

72
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我们这儿还是安全的

73
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什么?不用了 我得出去一下

74
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-什么?
-对了

75
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我叫天道辉 住在隔壁楼

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我们如此相遇
一定是命运的安排 请多指教哦!

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是...我是香坂

78
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对了 我要去便利店

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你们有什么想要的东西吗?
方便面?手电筒?

80
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好的 那就多谢了

81
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可以的话 麻烦给我们带点厕纸
要双层的那种!

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没问题!

83
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僵尸的数量好像比昨天更多了

84
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如果被包围
我就算骑着单车 恐怕也逃不掉

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尽管如此 与其忍受没有啤酒的日子

86
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还不如被僵尸吃掉呢!

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(啤酒 香烟)

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(热带糖果)

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啤酒!啤酒!

90
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尽情喝到饱!

91
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啤酒!啤酒!

92
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各式各样应有尽有...

93
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是幸存者?

94
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等一下!我刚才在唱一首超尬的歌

95
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太丢人了

96
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她一定以为我是个怪胎!绝对的

97
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糟糕!我刚才就吓到了香坂夫妇
可不能再吓着她

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你好

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你也出来采购吗?

100
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到处都是僵尸
出趟门可真不容易呀 对吧?

101
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那个

102
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我原本打算今天在家偷懒喝啤酒的
可是我家没存货了

103
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什么...

104
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那个 打扰一下!

105
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既然凑巧遇见了

106
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你想不想交换一下联系方式?

107
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这样的话...

108
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不是我多管闲事

109
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但冒着生命危险
出来取一些可有可无的东西

110
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在我看来 绝对不是高优先级的任务

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高优先级...

112
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我不可能跟一个
不懂得规避风险的人组队

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我可不想降低自己的生存几率

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嘿!

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所以 我是不会把联系方式给你的

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小姐姐!小心!

117
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什么?

118
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谢谢你 小姐姐

119
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嘿 我的单车!

120
00:10:51,108 --> 00:10:51,942
我明白了

121
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我得规避风险?

122
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看来那种僵尸电影里的情节

123
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真的发生了

124
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:10,127
她好厉害 而且还很漂亮

125
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,465
不知道我们还会不会再见面

126
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,344
糟糕!现在不是想那种事的时候!

127
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,847
我得跑步回家了
那根本是不可能完成的任务嘛

128
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我该怎么办?

129
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,853
肯定有其他办法的

130
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搏一搏 单车变摩托!

131
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我都忘了
变故恰好发生在上班高峰期

132
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满地都是还插着钥匙的单车和小摩托

133
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这可比骑单车强多了呀

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等一下 也许

135
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我还能弄到更好的座驾

136
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帅啊!

137
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,765
{\an8}这才叫终极靓车!

138
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我现在不但有充足的啤酒
还遇见了美女

139
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甚至搞到了梦寐以求的大型机车

140
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今天真是太棒了

141
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香坂先生、香坂太太 我回来啦!

142
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我带回了很多啤酒
你们想不想跟我一起喝...

143
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香坂先生、香坂太太?

144
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,796
死亡可能会在今天降临

145
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也可能在60年后降临

146
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无论如何 要完成所有心愿

147
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,598
时间都是很紧迫的

148
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人生苦短
不能把时间浪费在规避风险上

149
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,247
小时候 我有好多想做的事

150
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,832
(一 对喜欢的女生表白)

151
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但我总是找借口拖延

152
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,379
以至于一件都没能做成

153
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,969
我决定给自己放个三年的大假
尽情享受生活

154
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,886
(二 清理房间)

155
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,805
要是不能做自己想做的事

156
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,223
(三 偷懒闲晃)

157
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,100
还不如被僵尸吃掉呢

158
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,358
(四 骑大型机车
五 绑脏辫)

159
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381
我只有30个愿望吗?

160
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,927
我想做的事啊...

161
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,388
既然现在辞职了

162
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,225
我真正想做的就是...

163
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(31 回家陪陪爸妈)

164
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,012
(32 跟好朋友相聚)

165
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:35,935
(33 遇见我的)

166
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,187
(梦中情人)

167
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嗯

168
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,191
好了

169
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,443
大功告成!

170
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,534
(变成僵尸前想做的100件事)

171
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,849
现在对所有城区发布紧急广播

172
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:20,521
请大家紧锁房门 留在家中

173
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,482
重复一遍 现在对所有城区...

174
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,859
网络和电信服务都中断了

175
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,738
...请大家紧锁房门 留在家中

176
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,782
...政府是否仍在运行...

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{\an8}(MMBB蛋白)

178
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喂?

179
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,470
洛杉矶的总公司也联系不上

180
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,014
看来事态很严峻呢

181
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,436
得确保有充足的食物和水

182
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,022
获取可持续的能量供应

183
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,567
{\an8}保持心理控制和持续有氧运动

184
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,278
{\an8}彻底限制糖类的摄入

185
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,340
是的

186
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,677
我终于做到了

187
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,512
我...

188
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,348
逃出来了

189
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,726
我逃出来啦!

190
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,355
我知道了

191
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,732
(《僵尸百科全书》)

192
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,569
电影里有两种僵尸 迟缓型和快速型

193
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行走

194
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:54,948
行走

195
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:56,825
跑动

196
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,539
那样健壮的体型看起来十分危险

197
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,585
行走、行走、跑动

198
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,172
行走、行走

199
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,216
危险

200
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:16,678
在本次僵尸大爆发中
这两种类型的僵尸都有

201
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,557
如果可以在遭遇僵尸时判断出其类型

202
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,976
就能大大提高存活几率

203
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,233
果然 我需要收集原始数据

204
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,365
还得在下一波感染高峰来临前

205
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,368
增添补给

206
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,539
这附近哪一片区域的风险最小?

207
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,878
相机 就位

208
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,007
{\an8}(燃气)

209
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,509
(碱性电池)

210
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,010
(沙拉鸡)

211
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,283
有一个幸存者?

212
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,661
他似乎没有被感染

213
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,621
啤酒!啤酒!

214
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,791
各式各样应有尽有...

215
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,303
看起来人畜无害的样子

216
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,681
慢着 也许有僵尸跟在他后面

217
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,309
果然

218
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你好

219
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:50,230
虽然还离得很远
但我还是拿上补给赶紧撤吧

220
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,233
...出趟门可真不容易呀 对吧?

221
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,568
他就是一个典型的

222
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:59,281
目光短浅、只顾当下的人

223
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他这种人怎么会幸存到现在?

224
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,077
...在家喝一天啤酒的

225
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,537
没道理啊

226
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,709
那是...汽车的鸣笛声?

227
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,129
不好 会引来僵尸

228
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,841
如果我现在出去 很有可能被攻击

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建立屏障?不行 时间不够

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那我该怎么冲出去呢?

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怎么回事?

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这辆车失控了

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这条路

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行得通

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不是我多管闲事

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但冒着生命危险
出来取一些可有可无的东西

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在我看来 绝对不是高优先级的任务

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那么现在

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我要尽可能多地吸引僵尸

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只要能找准时机...

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小姐姐!小心!

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不行!那个位置...

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什么?

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一辆失控的卡车撞进僵尸堆里
司机也已经变成了僵尸

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真是精彩绝伦的僵尸片桥段

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好吧

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看来就连没营养的爆米花电影

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也是能给人提供借鉴的

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饮水有保障了

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还有充足的食物、电力和燃料

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我还收集到了一些数据
虽然不够好 但是

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已经很不错了

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今天遇到的僵尸 它们的行为模式...

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啤酒!啤酒!

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谁能想到

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区区一瓶啤酒能让人在危急时刻
还如此欣喜若狂?

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(樱饼)

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(五 彻底限制糖类的摄入)

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哎呀

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也许我还是该把那块樱饼拿上的

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(为了不变成僵尸
必须做的100件事)

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下一集:死者的挚友

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