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什麼?

2
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你一起床就燒到38度?

3
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所以呢?

4
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真是的,不知道期限前做不做得完

5
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你擔心你會過勞死啊?

6
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等你真的死了再來找我吧

7
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做完之前誰都不准走!

8
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天道,別打瞌睡

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給我起來,廢物

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對不起,部長

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搞什...

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對了,我...

13
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再也不用去上班了

14
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早安

15
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三年份的假就從今天開始

16
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我一定要盡情玩到爽!

17
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好,三年份的清掃完成了

18
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把家裡清乾淨

19
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心裡也通暢了,對吧?

20
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我已經記不得
上次這麼開心是什麼時候了

21
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好

22
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我一直很期待這麼做呢

23
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太爽了

24
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沒想到一早就蹺班喝啤酒
竟然這麼爽?

25
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這是奇蹟之水!不,是眾神的飲料吧

26
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在上班日喝啤酒那種墮落的快感

27
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從工作和責任中解放的自由感

28
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如果這不叫天堂
那什麼才叫天堂呢?

29
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這是東京的空拍圖

30
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到處都失火了

31
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我還是不敢相信
現實中竟然會發生這種事

32
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就連攝影棚都恐怕會

33
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被已經變成殭屍的員工入侵

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網路和電話線路都已中斷

35
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但政府至今仍未發布任何消息

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我們甚至不知道政府是否還...

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(馬上回來)

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看來

39
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現在整個世界的狀況真的很糟糕

40
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不曉得接下來會怎麼樣呢?

41
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但我不管,今天是我的啤酒日!

42
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我要整天待在房裡,拿著冰涼的啤酒

43
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放任我內心的墮落
在操勞三年後好好充電

44
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就這麼決定了!

45
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沒了

46
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怎麼可能!什麼?

47
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全都沒了
剛剛的該不會是最後一罐吧?

48
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真的沒了

49
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竟然挑在這時候沒了

50
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我都已經決定今天什麼都不做
現在卻得去買啤酒?

51
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真是麻煩死了

52
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不過...

53
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如果沒有啤酒

54
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我該怎麼悠哉混日子呢?

55
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別無選擇了

56
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不管是警察還是自衛隊
都沒有人來救我們

57
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我們該怎麼辦?

58
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不要放棄

59
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只要能再撐一天...

60
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這種情況下要怎麼撐?

61
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我們到底該怎麼活下去?

62
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結束了,世界末日來臨了

63
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可惡!

64
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我們到底該怎麼辦?

65
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來人啊

66
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誰都好,救救我...

67
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怎麼了?有殭屍嗎?

68
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-你是誰?
-你在做什麼?

69
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對不起,我那棟樓的樓梯上
都是殭屍,所以我就...

70
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別管了,快進來吧

71
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這裡還很安全

72
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沒關係,我得出門一趟

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-什麼?
-啊...

74
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我是天道輝,住在你們隔壁棟

75
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能這樣見面一定是命運的安排
很高興認識你們

76
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是,我叫香坂

77
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對了,我要去一趟超商

78
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需要幫忙買東西嗎?
泡麵或手電筒?

79
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好,那就麻煩你了

80
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可以的話,幫我買衛生紙,要雙層的

81
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沒問題

82
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數量看來比昨天多了好多!

83
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要是被包圍,就算騎腳踏車也逃不了

84
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不過,與其沒有啤酒喝

85
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我寧願被殭屍吃掉算了

86
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(啤酒,香菸)

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(熱帶甜點)

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啤酒...

89
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各種啤酒隨你喝到飽!

90
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啤酒...

91
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有多少啤酒我都要...

92
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有人先到了?

93
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等等,我剛剛還在胡亂唱歌

94
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丟臉死了!

95
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她一定覺得我是怪人,一定是的

96
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糟糕,我剛剛才嚇到香坂先生
現在可不能嚇到她

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妳好

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妳也來購物呀?

99
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出門還要突破滿街的殭屍
真辛苦,對吧?

100
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那個...

101
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我原本打算整天在家無所事事
只顧著喝啤酒,沒想到卻喝完了

102
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怎麼...

103
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那個,不好意思

104
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既然都巧遇了

105
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要不要交換一下聯絡方式?

106
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這樣的話...

107
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雖然不關我的事

108
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但是為了非必需品而冒著危險外出

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絕對不是我心中的第一要務

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第一...

111
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我看不出跟你這種連評估風險
都不懂的人結盟有任何好處

112
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我可不想拉低我的生存機率

113
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等等...

114
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所以我不想給你我的聯絡方式

115
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小姐,小心!

116
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什麼?

117
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謝謝妳,小姐

118
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我的腳踏車!

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原來如此

120
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我得學會評估風險是吧?

121
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看來殭屍電影裡演的那些東西

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真的會發生呢

123
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她真是個狠角色,人又漂亮

124
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不知道還能不能再見到她?

125
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,344
不對,現在不是想那些事的時候

126
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,847
我得衝回家,不行,怎麼可能!

127
00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,309
我該怎麼辦啊?

128
00:11:25,976 --> 00:11:27,853
一定有什麼方法才對

129
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我從腳踏車升級了呢

130
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差點忘了事情發生時
剛好是尖峰時段

131
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腳踏車和摩托車四散各地
鑰匙還插在上面

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有了這個,可就比腳踏車舒適多了

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等等,搞不好...

134
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,294
還會有更進一步的升級

135
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爽啦!

136
00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,765
{\an8}這才是終極升級

137
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我囤了好多啤酒,遇到一個可愛女孩

138
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還得到我夢想中的重機

139
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今天真是個好日子

140
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我回來了,香坂先生、太太

141
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我拿了很多啤酒
你們要不要一起喝...

142
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香坂先生、香坂太太?

143
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,796
我們剩下的性命

144
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,926
可能只有一天,也可能還有六十年

145
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不論如何,都不夠讓我們完成

146
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:27,598
所有想做的事

147
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人生苦短,不能只顧評估風險

148
00:13:47,701 --> 00:13:51,247
小時候,我有好多想做的事

149
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,832
(一:向喜歡的女生告白)

150
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,876
但我總是會找藉口

151
00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:58,379
那些事幾乎一件也沒有完成

152
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,969
我決定一次放完
這三年份的假,盡情玩樂

153
00:14:05,052 --> 00:14:05,886
(二:打掃房間)

154
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,805
要是為了存活卻不能做想做的事

155
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,223
(三:喝啤酒四處閒晃)

156
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:11,100
我寧願被殭屍吃掉算了

157
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,358
(四:騎重機,五:綁雷鬼辮)

158
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:42,381
只有三十項?

159
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,927
我想要做的事啊...

160
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:49,388
既然都不用上班了

161
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:53,225
我真正想做的事...

162
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:23,923
(31:回家陪伴父母)

163
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:30,012
(32:和摯友...)

164
00:15:30,095 --> 00:15:35,935
(33:遇到...)

165
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:38,187
(夢中情人)

166
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:40,189
好了

167
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,191
對

168
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,443
完成了

169
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,534
(在成為殭屍前要做的100件事)

170
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,849
我重複,這是全區緊急廣播

171
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:20,521
請大家鎖好家中門窗,不要外出

172
00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:23,482
我重複,這是...

173
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,859
網路和電話線路都已中斷

174
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:29,738
請鎖好家中門窗,不要外出

175
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,782
甚至不知道政府是否...

176
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,916
{\an8}(MMBB蛋白質)

177
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,174
喂?

178
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,470
我也聯絡不上洛杉磯的總公司

179
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,014
情況看起來很嚴重

180
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,436
確保有食物與飲水

181
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,022
取得可續能源

182
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:06,567
{\an8}維持良好心理狀態,持續有氧運動

183
00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,278
{\an8}徹底控制糖分攝取

184
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:30,340
很好

185
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:33,677
我終於辦到了

186
00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:35,512
我...

187
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,348
我逃出來了

188
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,726
我逃出來了!

189
00:17:44,354 --> 00:17:45,355
我懂了

190
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,732
(殭屍百科)

191
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:50,569
電影裡的殭屍有兩種
一種只會慢慢走,一種能快速奔跑

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用走的

193
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:54,948
用走的

194
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:56,825
用跑的

195
00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,539
那個結實的身軀看起來非常危險

196
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,585
用走的、用走的、用跑的

197
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,172
用走的、用走的

198
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,216
很危險

199
00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:16,678
目前的屍潮中兩種殭屍都有

200
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,557
如果一遇到就能辨識出類型

201
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,976
生存機率就會大幅提高

202
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:29,233
我還是需要原始資料

203
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,365
我需要在感染人數再次激增前

204
00:18:36,990 --> 00:18:39,368
取得必要的物資

205
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,539
這附近風險最低的區域在哪裡?

206
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,878
攝影機,運作正常

207
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,007
{\an8}(瓦斯)

208
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:55,509
(鹼性電池)

209
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,010
(即食雞肉)

210
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,283
倖存者?

211
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,661
他看起來似乎沒感染

212
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,621
啤酒...

213
00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:27,791
有多少啤酒我都要...

214
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,303
他看起來似乎無害

215
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,681
不對,他身後可能有殭屍

216
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,309
我就知道

217
00:19:45,392 --> 00:19:46,393
妳好

218
00:19:46,476 --> 00:19:50,230
距離還很遠
但我該拿好必需品,趕緊離開才對

219
00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:53,233
出門還要突破滿街的殭屍
真辛苦,對吧?

220
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,568
他就是那種

221
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:59,281
典型的短視近利
腦中只想著當下的享樂主義者

222
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,659
這種人怎麼能活這麼久?

223
00:20:02,743 --> 00:20:04,077
...喝一整天啤酒

224
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:05,537
完全沒道理

225
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,709
那是...汽車喇叭聲?

226
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,129
不妙,會引來殭屍

227
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,841
要是現在出去,很可能會被攻擊

228
00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:21,386
架屏障?不行,撐不了多久的

229
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:24,097
那麼我該怎麼突圍?

230
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:28,602
怎麼回事?

231
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:29,853
失控了

232
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:32,606
它走這條路線...

233
00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:34,024
正合我意

234
00:20:34,691 --> 00:20:36,902
雖然不關我的事

235
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:41,114
但是為了非必需品而冒著危險外出

236
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,660
絕對不是我心中的第一要務

237
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:47,371
現在...

238
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:51,124
我需要盡量引來更多殭屍

239
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,919
只要算對時間...

240
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:55,629
小姐,小心!

241
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,385
不行!那個位置是...

242
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:04,596
什麼?

243
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:22,239
由殭屍駕駛的卡車失控撞了進來

244
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,242
真是完美的殭屍劇情啊

245
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:27,494
好吧

246
00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,997
看來就算是那些蹩腳的賣座電影

247
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,541
也能提供有用的點子呢

248
00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:38,880
水足夠了

249
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,466
食物、電源和燃油也都有了

250
00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,887
我還成功取得了一些資料
雖然還有改善空間,但是...

251
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:47,639
成果很不錯

252
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,144
我今天遇到的殭屍,其行為模式...

253
00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,900
啤酒...

254
00:22:00,193 --> 00:22:01,778
誰料得到

255
00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:06,033
在這種緊急狀況中
竟然有人為了區區啤酒就這麼開心?

256
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,293
(櫻花麻糬)

257
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:19,046
(五:徹底控制糖分攝取)

258
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,299
好吧

259
00:22:23,091 --> 00:22:28,013
也許我該拿那個櫻花麻糬的

260
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,434
(為了不成為殭屍
而該做的100件事)

261
00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:05,819
下一集:死者的摯友

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