Why are there zombies here?
I can't take this.
Are you already...
I'm still okay.
Incoming!
Wait for me, Mom and Dad!
I'll be there soon!
ZOM 100: BUCKET LIST OF THE DEAD
GOOD FORTUNE
Charo!
Where are you, Charo?
Charo.
Charo!
Now is not the time to be humping things!
I was so worried about you!
It's dangerous to run off on your own!
But...
Mommy and Daddy are already...
Charo is all I have left!
Anyway, it isn't safe here.
All right!
I doubt those zombies can climb ladders!
Now we just wait until the electric fence is deactivated.
Mr. Kencho, over there.
You're...
You're going down.
Each day, there was nothing for me.
I fell farther and farther until I reached the pit of misfortune.
That's why you're going to go down with me!
Mr. Kencho!
Just fall from here and become zombie food!
I need to do whatever it takes to stop the water wheel!
I see it!
Curios from the Warring States Period are nothing more than junk,
especially against me.
I was in the top four in the high school Kendo Nationals two years in a row.
Your samurai fangirling is no match against me.
Mrs. Tome! Old Man Hiko!
We have to hurry and evacuate the village!
Shizuka!
If a horde of zombies come, they'll break through this thin wooden door!
Shizuka, calm down and listen.
We're all old and we have difficulty moving around.
Old Man Hiko is mostly bedridden so we can't carry him.
Listen, Shizuka.
Don't worry about us old-timers who don't have much time left.
Please. You must try to survive.
No way.
At this rate, Mrs. Tome and the others will be...
Geez!
Over here, you dumb zombies!
- Shizuka? - I'll get you out of there.
So don't give up!
I didn't analyze the risks at all!
It's definitely because of those happy-go-lucky dorks!
The door won't hold for much longer!
Incoming!
Akira!
I haven't done enough yet!
I didn't make enough to send you much money.
I never took you on any trips overseas.
I haven't found anyone to marry yet.
So giving you grandkids is a long way off.
I haven't done enough for you yet!
I'm not going to apologize in front of your graves.
There are so many things
I want to do while you're still alive!
You greenhorn.
Dad?
You want to repay us that badly?
Then don't die before your parents.
Take care of your mom.
Da...
Dad!
Hey, come on, it's okay.
I don't want to go home yet.
- I guess I have no choice. - Not wanting to go home...
I feel the same way.
WEDDING PHOTOS
Like anybody, when I first got married, I wanted a happy home.
But before I realized it, that place stopped being my home.
So, everyday I killed some time at bars and internet cafés before going home.
My car was the only place where I could relax.
I heard that Mrs. Yoneda's husband was promoted to section chief.
Her whole family is going to Singapore over the long weekend. Isn't that nice?
Anyway, we're going out to eat as a family.
My relationship with my wife had already gone cold.
We would talk about once a week, but it'd only be snide remarks or name-calling.
I no longer had the energy to repair my relationships.
I wondered why I was working myself to the bone
for a family I had lost all love and affection for?
My wife is such a bitch!
Whenever she talks,
it's to nag me to keep the bathroom clean or to hurry to get a promotion.
Shut up already!
I found you!
A girl and I alone in a place like this.
I'm so lucky.
Lucky? What do you mean by that?
The thing I want to do most is to "force my tongue down a girl's throat."
7. FORCE MY TONGUE DOWN A GIRL'S THROAT
This is even worse than a zombie!
You're not getting away!
What's the problem? It's just a French kiss!
It's no big deal!
No way! Absolutely not!
I'd rather be eaten by zombies than be French kissed by that guy!
I've never had luck with women or money.
I've had nothing but bad luck all my life.
I'm saying goodbye to that unlucky life!
- Five covers! - Is the pasta ready yet?
- Carpaccio at table number seven. - Come on! The orders are piling up!
Excuse me.
Was "sette" supposed to be six?
Listen, you haven't learned a single number yet.
How are you going to take orders?
But no one taught me anything.
And besides they could just tell me in Japanese, right?
- He's making excuses again. - He's always doing this.
Why are the senior workers and the owner so mean to me?
I've got the worst luck.
Oops.
They're going to bitch about how that's not the way good chefs behave.
This is why I told them we should put ashtrays in the kitchen.
Looks like I'm getting fired again.
I've really got the worst luck.
So what if the restaurant burned down because I forgot to put out my cigarette?
I lost my job just like everyone else!
I don't see why they had to get so mad at me!
No matter how you think about it, I'm the unlucky one!
Old Man Hiko?
Akemi?
Not bad.
I can barely parry.
The problem with this baby is that it attracts zombies with the noise it makes.
So let's make this quick.
Why would you do something so evil?
Evil?
I'm only doing what's right!
But everyone just complains about me!
Mr. Takaoka, the glue stick goes next to the stapler.
I've warned you countless times, haven't I?
Section chief, I can't believe you're rejecting my plan.
This workplace is barely functioning!
Department chief,
should you be letting people who make such mistakes slide?
Was it the usual?
She did it again. Wow.
It's really exhausting working with her, isn't it?
She's so self-righteous and pushy about it!
Shut up.
You coddled snowflakes are the ones at fault!
What have we ever done to you?
- Quit blaming others for your problems... - I'm the victim here!
"I am the victim in the marriage"? Don't make me laugh!
Just because she couldn't reach me when she gave birth?
I was entertaining clients when I didn't want to!
She continued to hold a grudge about how scared she was being by herself!
No matter how you think about it, I'm the victim!
I thought that was the case!
You can badmouth your woman however you like,
but have you given her even a single flower for a wedding anniversary?
Have you thanked her for taking care of the house every day
or listened to her complaints or true feelings?
Did you ever treat her like she was the queen of your universe?
The reason she lost interest in you is because you let her down!
You never made an effort to love her.
You never gave her anything, and you expected her to take care of you?
She's not your mother!
Shut up!
Enough of that!
You two are going down with me!
Fine.
If you want to go down, I'll go down with you as you wish!
Mr. Kencho!
What the hell are you thinking?
What's triggering the zombies to attack us?
Our movements? Our smell? Or is it our body heat?
It doesn't matter what it is.
If I want to mask all of that, this is my only option!
Wha...
You're joking, right? Head first?
No. Stop!
Stay away!
If you're going to go down, don't choose a pit of despair.
If you had chosen the cesspit, you could've avoided becoming a zombie.
Don't come near me until you've taken a bath.
Akemi?
Where did Akemi go?
Old Man Hiko,
Shizuka is using herself as bait to protect us from the zombies.
And? What are you all still doing here?
What are we doing?
We're old. We can't move as well as we'd like to.
Even if we went to save her...
Has anything ever gone the way we wanted it to?
Large-scale projects declined following the post-war land reform,
and the TPP was looming.
We were unsure of who our successors would be.
Even so, we desperately clung to our hoes and managed, didn't we?
Typhoons, sweltering heat, freezing cold...
No matter how many times nature ferociously tried to beat us down,
we'd grit our teeth and say, "This is the year!"
We've survived this long, haven't we?
Who cares about some zombies?
Hey, are you aware of the recognitive hyper-focalization theory?
Recogni... What?
It's a theory that attempts to scientifically define luck.
Do you only care about yourself?
Does your concern extend to family, lovers, friends or complete strangers?
All that matters is today? Or Tomorrow too?
Are you considering the next generation or society as a whole?
When you face a challenge, who else do you consider?
The larger the scope of your consideration, the more luck you have.
Showing off how smart you are even at a time like this?
Who cares about any of that?
At this very moment, I'm the lucky one!
You're the one with bad luck!
CAUTION FIRE DANGER
Old Man Hiko!
You really are the finest hunter in the village!
That was just a lucky shot! What's one old man going to do?
Who the hell are you guys?
Anyone who gets rough with our Shizuka...
...gets no mercy, no matter who they are!
Whippersnapper!
I was so close.
Why do I have such bad luck?
You only think about yourself and the immediate present.
Someone so self-absorbed will never be blessed with good luck.
Shizuka!
Are you all right?
Thank you!
I'm really lucky...
you all showed up!
Wrong-minded people who get in my way should all become zombies!
I'm the one who is right!
In my country,
it's normal to toss your cigarette butts on the ground as you walk.
Supermarket cashiers chew gum as they serve customers,
and vacuuming on Sunday, a day of rest, is rude because everyone wants to relax.
On your birthdays, you organize your own party and treat others to food.
I'm sure that this all sounds absurd to you.
But that was normal life for me.
Are you trying to say I'm wrong too?
I don't give a damn about your culture!
All wrong-minded people should just shut up and become zombies!
No way!
You took advantage of the zombies gathering here...
to destroy the water wheel and cut the power?
That's just crazy.
This is absolutely the wrong way of doing it.
There is no perfectly right way of doing things.
There are all sorts of people and they make the world a colorful place.
Perhaps instead of forcing what you thought was right on others,
you should have stopped and questioned whether you might have been wrong?
This certainly is a problem.
I can't get down from here.
Dad!
Don't open it!
Absolutely do not open it, Akira!
If you do, you'll be putting your mom and the others in danger!
Dad.
Just a few more.
This is terrible.
At a time like this?
Looks like my time has come at last.
How pathetic.
Dad!
Higurashi?
Why are you saving my dad?
So, I was thinking.
You're pretty tough, right?
So, how can I make sure you become a zombie?
That's when I got it.
I found the perfect situation!
Listen up.
If you don't want me to kick your dad down, open that door and get zombified.
You want to repay your parents, right?
Then show your dad just how good a son your are!
What?
Next Time: Hometown of the Dead III.