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（武當山）

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這個太極拳啊

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是一種集武術養生為一體的精妙拳法

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講究的是剛柔並濟

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動靜結合

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既能強健體魄

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又能修身養性

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最關鍵的是要勤加練習

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領會其中奧妙

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你練一階，就進一階

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起來，孽障

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趕緊練功去

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讓你太師爺看見你這副德行

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直接給你逐出師門

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行…

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王也，你幹什麼去？

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徒兒自知罪孽深重

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找太師爺請罪去

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小王也

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你來幹什麼？

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太師爺

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您這耳朵可真是越來越靈了

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聽腳步都知道是我

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我想問您件正事

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您說

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一個人有可能被動地進入內景嗎？

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（周蒙，武當掌門）

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被動？

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就是明明沒起念頭

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卻不由自主地進了內景

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內景因念而生

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有因才會有果

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但並非所有的因都在你的意識之中

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而念也並非是指你心中的念頭

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世間萬物皆是念

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世間萬物皆是因

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都可能喚出你心中的內景

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心中念頭是過去發生的事

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過去的因能喚出現在的果

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這現在的事也能喚出未來的果？

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那不成預測未來了嗎？

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太師爺

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甲申年

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您坐過火車嗎？

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（根據騰訊動漫《一人之下》改編）

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（本故事純屬虛構
與一切真實的事件、團體無關）

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（本片設計的異能、戰鬥
均為虛構，請勿模仿）

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-走
-走，找他家去

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快，交出來

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-跟我出來
-你看看

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-我們家大狗成什麼樣子了？你看看
-聽到沒有？你孩子怎麼這樣啊？

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-快點看看
-張老爺子

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我們家虎子可不能白白地

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就這樣被你家張楚嵐打了

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還有我們家大狗

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你看看，都成什麼樣子了？

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你看看我們家孩子

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頭髮被打得都冒煙了

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打架就打架嘛

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幹什麼電人家呢？

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-爺爺，是他們…
-住嘴

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各位鄉親…

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（張楚嵐，八歲，張錫林）

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真是對不起

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這件事確確實實我們楚嵐的不對

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這樣，孩子們受傷的錢啊

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我一定會給大家還上的

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我明天一早就進城去

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跟我的親戚們去借

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錢一到手

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我就馬上趕回來

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挨家挨戶地給你們送上

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看這樣行嗎？

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-你找親戚家借錢？
-你有錢嗎？

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你連自己兒子都找不著

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張楚嵐也是個沒有爹的孩子

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-回來
-你看看你家孩子

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哪來的野孩子？

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沒教養這小孩

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請大家放心

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我張錫林就算是砸鍋賣鐵

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我哪怕借高利貸

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我都一定會還給大家的

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-不行，賠錢
-趕緊還錢

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賠錢

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請大家相信我

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我平時怎麼跟你說來著？

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被人欺負的時候

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該怎麼做呀？

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忍

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你忍了嗎？

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-可是爺爺…
-沒有可是

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爺爺，我真的忍不了了

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忍不了也得忍

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撒手

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-爺爺，你幹什麼？
-疼了吧？

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以後再忍不住的時候

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自己彈自己幾下

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彈到什麼時候覺得不疼了

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你就忍住了

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你幫著小玉出頭，這很好

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但是畢竟你又打架了

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我們又得搬家

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楚嵐啊，再堅持一會兒

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等到了新家

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爺爺給你做大肘子吃

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我不想吃，我不餓

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不生爺爺的氣

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爺爺

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我到底有沒有爹啊？

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你肯定是想：“爺爺對我不好”

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心想：“爹什麼時候來把我接走？”

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我爹到底在哪兒啊？

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我都沒見過他

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等你長大了

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你爹就會來接你了

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爺爺

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從小到大

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我一跟別人打架，我們就要搬家

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這是為什麼呀？

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我現在也沒法跟你說清楚

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等你大了吧

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爺爺再原原本本地告訴你

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爺爺

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那我到底應不應該幫助其他人？

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應該，也不應該

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還是得等你大了以後

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自己拿主意吧

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等到了新家

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爺爺給你找一個好學校

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好好學習

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考高中、唸大學

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大學畢業再找一份好工作

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再找一個疼你、愛你的姑娘

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咱們結婚成家

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過著普普通通人的平靜生活

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爺爺老了

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真不知道還能陪你走幾年啊

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對了，這就對了

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不管遇到什麼困難

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一定要扛住

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不喪氣

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要忍

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忍

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還是忍

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月圓之夜出現的迷之雪白屁股

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光膀俠

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-兄弟姐妹們，給我上
-快把他人肉出來

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-好奇到底是哪位大俠啊？
-看起來身材還不錯

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-這個人我好像見過
-我的眼睛需要洗一洗

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-請賜我一雙沒有看過的眼睛吧
-我天，嗆著我的眼睛

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“月圓之夜只要看上這一眼光膀俠

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就能遇到真愛”？

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真愛，太震撼了

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那這雪白的屁股

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就是照耀我們單身狗的一束光啊

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你看我的天使居然還綁著繃帶

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帶傷出行

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為了傳遞愛，多麼地努力啊

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信他準沒錯，真愛就靠他了

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是你喔

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你的手好了？

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我身體好

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誰砸的？

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我砸的

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有意見？

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沒事，以後打球時候小心點

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這位同學

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把球撿一下吧

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聽著動靜挺大

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還好這位同學臉皮夠厚的

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處長回來了

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一整天都沒見到他

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好像睡著了

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一會兒上網叫他嗎？

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不用，他奇怪又不合群

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連上廁所都偷偷摸摸躲著咱們

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一個朋友都沒有

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我跟你說，少搭理這種倒楣人

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一點好事都沒有啊

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楚嵐啊

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最近是不是覺得運氣不太好

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幹啥啥不順呢，是吧？

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沒有

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沒有？

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來

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小嘴噘得都能掛醬油瓶了

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你當爺爺看不出來？

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爺爺跟你說

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人這個命那是天定的

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沒辦法

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誰也改不了

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但是這個運就不一樣了

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你看啊

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這些尖尖代表波浪的尖

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雖然我們不知道它最後會拐向哪兒

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一波接著一波

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起起伏伏

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這就說明

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在你最倒楣的時候，一定要堅持住

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在這堅持的過程中

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往往就是你運氣開始上升的時候

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（通過朋友驗證）

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（正在處理）

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居然是個美女

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居然真的是個美女

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（妍妍學妹，妳的頭像好可愛）

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（楚嵐學長，我們明天見一面吧）

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（人家可以教你滑滑板喔）

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爺爺說的果然沒錯

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連續倒楣好幾天

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好事情就來了

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明天晚上要加油

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那就這麼說定了

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妍妍學妹，明天見

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（正在輸入）

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各位同學

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咱們今天要講知卜

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卜之道，要變通

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而變通之道…

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找了你一上午

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你怎麼跑到古漢語專業聽課來了？

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聽著，我一會兒要出去一趟

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晚上會回來

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到時候你跟我去見一個人

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不行，寶兒姐

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我今天有事

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主人…

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我一會兒真有事

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晚上等我電話

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（想不想看看我的樣子？）

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（發送）

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就是一次簡單的網友見面而已

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別緊張，淡定

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楚嵐學長

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妳是…

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是我，柳妍妍

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真人比影片還好看

239
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你可以叫我妍妍

240
00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:17,640
顯得更親切嘛

241
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我剛剛在街口的時候就瞧見你了

242
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,480
我們之前認識啊？

243
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,400
有啊，我在新生報到處的時候
就注意到你了

244
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我們一個學校的？

245
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不可能啊

246
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我們學校有妳這麼漂亮女孩子

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我不可能不知道啊

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給你看

249
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我在學校的時候

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打扮得很不起眼

251
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你沒注意到我很正常啦

252
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人不都這樣嘛？

253
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整天一副假面孔

254
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晃來晃去

255
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總覺得能夠騙過所有人

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其實真面目只有自己心裡最清楚

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對吧？

258
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,680
他以為把手機關了，我就找不到他了

259
00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,360
手機讓咱們技術部門改造過

260
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裝了定位

261
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放心吧，他逃不掉的

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不過沒想到
張楚嵐這小子竟敢放妳鴿子

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00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,640
真是勇氣可嘉啊

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00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,480
他沒有這個膽量

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00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,400
妳的意思是有人插手了？

266
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,160
找到他就曉得了

267
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:25,360
今天我要給他點馭夫手段嚐嚐

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00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:26,880
馭夫？

269
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不是，徐四又教妳
什麼亂七八糟的詞了？

270
00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,920
四兒說馭夫是每個獨立女性

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必須掌握的一門至高無上的功法

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對於日後的人生

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有著舉足輕重的影響

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什麼？

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00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,720
就是說要做獨立女性

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00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,680
沒想到妳胃口這麼好

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因為我身體裡養了蟲子

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所以怎麼吃都吃不飽

279
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:13,760
我說什麼你都信啊，楚嵐學長？

280
00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,960
你可真是太可愛了

281
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一般一般

282
00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:23,280
我先把單買了

283
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:32,280
（主人：你在做什麼？）

284
00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,560
（主人：三分鐘內回我消息）

285
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,520
（主人：三分鐘已過，你死定了）

286
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:47,200
你在跟誰發訊息啊？

287
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沒有

288
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,640
沒有發訊息

289
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:50,640
那…

290
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,160
該不會是女朋友查崗吧？

291
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,360
我沒有女朋友

292
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,200
真的啊？

293
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,800
真…真的呀

294
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:03,760
我騙妳幹什麼？

295
00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,520
那很巧啊

296
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:06,920
我也沒有男朋友

297
00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:09,760
楚嵐學長

298
00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:11,840
你剛剛說你沒有女朋友

299
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,760
我很開心喔

300
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,120
-我再快一點囉
-好

301
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:26,120
楚嵐學長好厲害

302
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:14,839
我爺爺的遺體呢？

303
00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,119
你什麼時候發現的？

304
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:25,160
早上我去古漢語專業查詢過名單

305
00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,880
根本沒有妳的名字

306
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,880
當時我就在懷疑

307
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,040
我就心想

308
00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,960
天降豔遇這種餡餅

309
00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,520
不可能砸到我頭上

310
00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:36,400
結果我一詐就詐中了

311
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,880
假的面孔真不了

312
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說吧，有什麼目的？

313
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:53,240
妳把他孫子帶來，不論死活

314
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,000
這樣妳就可以加入我們了

315
00:18:02,480 --> 00:18:03,440
我去

316
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:04,880
還有幫手

317
00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,400
（湘西傀儡師，柳妍妍）

318
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:17,800
大晚上戴個面具嚇唬誰啊？

319
00:18:18,360 --> 00:18:19,480
真當我是軟柿子

320
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,760
誰都可以捏一捏是吧？

321
00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:25,000
什麼情況？

322
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,360
妳怎麼能控制…

323
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,560
他們開始了

324
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,880
消息說有邪門歪道潛入本市

325
00:18:38,440 --> 00:18:39,640
看來一點沒說錯

326
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:43,160
說的是全性那幫人嗎？

327
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,000
妳別大意

328
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,320
這次來的不是小角色

329
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,440
準備幹活吧

330
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,800
請問這裡是哪裡啊？

331
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:36,400
果然

332
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,200
真的是那位老前輩的後代

333
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,320
一樣的力量

334
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:43,520
即使被封印住了

335
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:47,560
也能感覺到體內那磅礴的力量

336
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:01,880
這是禁制砂嗎？

337
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,240
沒想到張錫林還留了這手

338
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,840
沒走漏半點元陽

339
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:18,640
姐姐

340
00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:21,000
妳不會打算在這就…

341
00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:22,600
至少等我辦完正事啊

342
00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:23,720
完事之後

343
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,960
他隨妳怎麼折騰

344
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,600
那你可抓緊點

345
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:31,640
別把他弄壞了

346
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:33,760
那我就開始了

347
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,960
你們要幹嘛？

348
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,960
我們只是找個東西而已

349
00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,120
找什麼東西？

350
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:44,080
當然是你的記憶啊

351
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,440
記憶？

352
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:48,760
我什麼記憶啊？

353
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,160
一切關於你爺爺的記憶

354
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,680
你到底知不知道

355
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:53,920
我自然會判斷

356
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,120
你怎麼判斷？

357
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,160
自我介紹一下

358
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,440
我是全性的呂良

359
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,760
我能直接詢問別人的元神

360
00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:11,000
審視元神

361
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,160
不會抽出你所有元神的

362
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,520
我只要掌握你記憶的部分就足夠了

363
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:17,760
放鬆一點

364
00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,200
馬上就好

365
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,640
我…

366
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,240
我把張楚嵐給帶來了

367
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:23,800
是不是該兌現承諾了？

368
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,320
這次我可以加入你們了吧？

369
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:27,520
恭喜妳啊

370
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,640
從現在開始，妳就是全性的一員了

371
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,040
這麼簡單？

372
00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,240
沒有什麼加入儀式嗎？

373
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,160
標誌、紋身之類的？

374
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,400
不用那麼麻煩

375
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:42,800
妳只要對外宣稱妳是全性的人就是了

376
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,360
那你還讓我幹那麼多事

377
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:45,400
你耍我呀？

378
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:46,840
正如妳說的

379
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:48,840
全性就是這麼有個性

380
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,720
沒有規則就是最大的規則

381
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,160
徐老三

382
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,440
馮寶寶

383
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:21,240
來得可真早啊

384
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,080
寶寶，不好辦啊

385
00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:26,040
這次人帶少了

386
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,680
不光是呂良

387
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,600
連刮骨刀夏禾

388
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,160
和湘西傀儡師也在

389
00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:32,680
沒事

390
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,480
我來弄死他們

391
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:39,560
徐三

392
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,200
你的意念力又強了

393
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:46,240
我倒是一直想跟你玩玩呢

394
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,880
當然

395
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,240
在房間裡更好

396
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:53,360
今天我不想和你們交手

397
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,840
把張楚嵐交出來

398
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,360
你們就可以離開

399
00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:01,920
你想得美

400
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,560
快把張楚嵐帶走

401
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:16,160
他的記憶還沒提取出來

402
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:22,760
剛加入全性

403
00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:24,000
送你們個見面禮

404
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:44,040
你媽，又來？

405
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,440
寶寶，可別輕敵啊

406
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:19,640
對方可是刮骨刀夏禾

407
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,480
她可以激發人的原始衝動

408
00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,520
讓人不斷沉淪

409
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,720
全性就是這般搬弄人心

410
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:27,600
全性

411
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,200
反應挺快嘛

412
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:32,720
可惜你現在還不是我的對手

413
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,480
姐姐，妳好厲害啊

414
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,880
全性果然是很酷、很有個性呢

415
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,080
那當然

416
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,200
她可是全性四張狂之一

417
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,760
刮骨刀夏禾

418
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,120
放我下來…

419
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,920
可以

420
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:52,480
不過不許再衝過去了

421
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,920
你們誰是這輩子不吃香菜？

422
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,520
（哪都通快遞）

423
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,680
我不說好讓你等我消息嗎？

424
00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:12,920
對講機串頻了

425
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:16,760
你們忙你們的

426
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:17,920
站住

427
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,520
徐三

428
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,720
這就是你找來的幫手吧？

429
00:27:22,800 --> 00:27:24,040
沒錯

430
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:26,480
既然張楚嵐追回來了

431
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,960
所以今天的協議作廢

432
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:31,640
我們哪都通必須把你們都帶走

433
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,720
（徐三，陸北大區總經理祕書）

434
00:27:38,360 --> 00:27:39,680
-有了哪都通
-有了哪都通

435
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,400
-生活真輕鬆
-生活真輕鬆

436
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:47,840
（哪都通快遞）

437
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:49,000
呂良先生

438
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,360
-夏禾小姐
-夏禾小姐

439
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:52,640
-妳的快遞
-妳的快遞

440
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:57,640
這麼敬業

441
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,080
（異人管理組織哪都通）

442
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:05,840
（維護異人界平衡穩定
剷除異人界邪惡勢力）

443
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,160
想抓我們？

444
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,160
沒那麼簡單

445
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,200
我們今天一定要把張楚嵐帶走

446
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:11,240
土撥鼠

447
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:12,400
快去搶張楚嵐

448
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:18,840
-寶寶
-寶兒姐，救我

449
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,560
是誰在壞我事？

450
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,600
溜溜球

451
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,320
呂良

452
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:27,200
他們去過山車那邊了

453
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:28,560
把他們打下來

454
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:01,600
徐三，接著

455
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,560
你別亂扭啊

456
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,240
軟的？

457
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,000
什麼超能力啊？還能爆炸

458
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,080
快走

459
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,200
徐三

460
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,480
徐三呀

461
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,920
中了我的刮骨刀

462
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,400
看你怎麼辦

463
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:54,600
沒事吧？

464
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:55,600
走開

465
00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:57,800
一會兒我會很危險的

466
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,760
這就是刮骨刀啊？

467
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,440
張楚嵐

468
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:34,280
寶兒姐，救我

469
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:44,280
（哪都通快遞）

470
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,880
撤

471
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:12,400
能不能讓我自己選條路？

472
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,120
能不能繫個安全帶？

473
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:28,480
也太草率了吧？

474
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,760
走了

475
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,520
我都說了戴安全帶很重要

476
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,520
呂良，救我

477
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,640
怎麼說我也是全性的一員啊

478
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,840
妳是全性我就要救妳嗎？

479
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,440
妳根本就不知道什麼是全性

480
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:37,080
（異能抑制圈）

481
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:41,720
寶兒姐，妳來了

482
00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:51,680
不接我電話

483
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,280
寶兒姐

484
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,080
寶兒姐…我錯了，寶兒姐…

485
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,560
寶兒姐，妳不要殺我啊

486
00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:00,360
寶兒姐

487
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:47,520
（徐四，陸北大區總經理助理）

488
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,760
（哪都通快遞
有了哪都通，生活真輕鬆）

489
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,400
四兒，你那個藥不好使啊

490
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,480
那是他藥用得不夠

491
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,640
三兒

492
00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:06,040
我都跟你說了，夏禾沒那麼好對付

493
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:07,440
讓你別掉以輕心

494
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:09,400
現在好了，老實了吧？

495
00:35:10,360 --> 00:35:13,080
爺爺說運氣是會流轉的

496
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,880
壞到極致就會變好

497
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,600
都是騙我的

498
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,960
我哪有什麼好運氣？

499
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,640
只會越來越差

500
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:22,360
根本沒有人看上我

501
00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,520
那個柳妍妍

502
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:26,200
明明知道她身分是假的

503
00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:28,160
卻還存有僥倖心理

504
00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:30,960
因為這個才喪氣的嗎？

505
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,640
那倒大可不必

506
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,720
因為沒有人的運氣會一直差下去的

507
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,400
寶兒姐

508
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,800
妳居然在安慰我

509
00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,160
我之前一直以為妳是個陰森

510
00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,960
有的時候還瘋瘋癲癲的人

511
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:53,360
沒想到妳居然是個好人

512
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,480
你之所以這麼倒楣

513
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,080
並不是因為運氣差

514
00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,680
而是因為你是個腦殘啊

515
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,680
把他放下

516
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:07,680
你到底是有多傻

517
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,240
才會相信你自己這種貨色

518
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,440
會有姑娘投懷送抱？

519
00:36:10,520 --> 00:36:11,600
你瞧你長得一臉倒楣相

520
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:13,440
一身行頭200塊錢就打發了

521
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:14,640
陌生人願意跟你在一起

522
00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,880
總要圖你點什麼吧？

523
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,160
你渾身上下一無是處

524
00:36:17,240 --> 00:36:18,680
真當自己鑲鑽了嗎？

525
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,040
怎麼樣？安慰到你了嗎？

526
00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:27,000
別裝死，起來

527
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:33,520
可是…

528
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,520
這裡是個快遞公司啊

529
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:40,120
起來，帶你見一個人

530
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:07,000
（徐翔，陸北大區總經理）

531
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:08,080
張楚嵐

532
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,760
你們這是幹嘛的呀？

533
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,720
我們實際上是有關部門

534
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,120
成立的異人特殊管理機構

535
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,280
以快遞公司的名義行走天下

536
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,480
跟我來

537
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,360
那抓我的那些人呢？

538
00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:28,640
他們又是什麼人啊？

539
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,160
全性

540
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,320
和我們一樣

541
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,280
都是身上有著異能的異人

542
00:37:33,360 --> 00:37:35,600
但是又和我們不一樣

543
00:37:35,680 --> 00:37:36,840
身為異人

544
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,080
-他們又不願意承擔自己的責任
-責任？

545
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,200
異人比常人多了一分力量

546
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:44,880
也就多了一份責任

547
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,280
他們看到的只是自己

548
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:51,360
但我們異人要遵守
不能影響普通人的原則

549
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,840
我們要防範這些逞異人之能

550
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:56,320
妄圖凌駕於普通人之上的傢伙

551
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,080
就像全性這種

552
00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,840
我們要盡最大的努力

553
00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:01,560
維護異人世界的穩定

554
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,320
我們作為異人管理機構

555
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,200
表面上我們輸送快遞

556
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,760
實際上我們負責清理
那些異人中的敗類

557
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:11,160
我們更重要的使命

558
00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:12,600
是保護普通人世界

559
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,640
不被異人影響

560
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:17,000
不給這個世界增添裂痕

561
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,400
窮則獨善其身

562
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:27,480
達則兼濟天下

563
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:31,680
能夠維護住這眼前
日復一日的平和景象

564
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:35,160
就是我們哪都通存在的最大意義

565
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,200
這麼複雜？

566
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,120
安全第一

567
00:38:58,280 --> 00:38:59,120
來吧，楚嵐

568
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,120
帶你進來看看

569
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:04,760
寶兒姐，妳不去嗎？

570
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:26,080
歡迎來到新世界

571
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,240
（哪都通）

572
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:32,880
（有關部門
成立的異人特殊管理機構）

573
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:34,840
（專門處理異人及相關事件）

574
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,560
（盡已所能維護異人世界
和普通人世界的平衡）

575
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,440
（以快遞公司的名義行走天下）

576
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,640
（確保異人
不會擾亂普通人正常生活）

577
00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:44,160
（暗中維護異人世界穩定）

578
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:46,520
（剷除異人邪惡勢力）