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（龍滸山）

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大家注意看

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現在讓我們用最最熱烈的掌聲

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有請出本屆比賽的主辦方

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來自龍滸山天師府的

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第99代天師

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張之維

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各位，久等了

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這異人演武大會

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除了例行的祭祀外

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歷來都是咱們這些煉炁之人
交流的機會

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當然

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你們來此

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自然不是為了學習我們這些老傢伙

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坐下來談玄論道的

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既然大家想切磋

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我就不絮叨了

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這次異人演武大會

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一共有128名選手

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冠軍只有一個

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“比賽採取淘汰晉級的規則

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抽籤分組

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保證公平公正

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第一輪

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四人一組，決出勝負

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唯一勝者進入下一輪比賽

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然後再比試，再淘汰

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直到最後勝者的產生”

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四進一也太難了吧

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“比試取擊倒取勝的判定原則

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以擊倒對方

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作為唯一的取勝標準

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除此之外

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無規則，一切手段皆可用

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如果實力懸殊

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可以認輸或者棄權”

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現在開始抽籤分組

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還愣著幹嘛啊？

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還不趕緊掃碼下載？

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這是我們龍滸山官方的軟體

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抽籤分組

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“天干

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代表你進場較量的順序

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天干下面的每一種動物

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都有四隻

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抽到相同動物的人同場比試”

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（丁，騰蛇）

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我這運氣也太不好了

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白虎

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聽起來就很凶

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我得換一個

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別搖了

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再搖手機要變板磚了

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我是甲花鹿，我跟你換

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寶兒姐

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還是妳對我好

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換不了的

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實名認證的

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懷義這個大耳賊

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孫子倒是滿端正的嘛

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當初我要是能夠找回懷義

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他何至於落得如此下場？

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別說了，晉中

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我真後悔啊

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當初不該讓你一個人去找懷義

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不然的話

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也不會讓你這一身本領皆廢

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（根據騰訊動漫《一人之下》改編）

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（本故事純屬虛構
與一切真實的事件、團體無關）

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（本片設計的異能、戰鬥
均為虛構，請勿模仿）

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各位觀眾

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本次大賽

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是由運炁有力，以氣補炁的

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元氣森林氣泡水贊助

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好

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本次大會

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第一場比賽馬上就要開始了

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來了…

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好，現在場上的這三名選手

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他們分別是劉放、關齡兒、張才

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這三位選手人送外號

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津衛小桃園兒

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根據資料顯示

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這三個人是打小一起長起來的玩伴

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寶兒姐可太倒楣了

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這次真的遇到麻煩了

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什麼意思啊？他們很厲害嗎？

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不是，你倒是說啊

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半天憋不出個響來

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看看你就知道了

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這三位選手隨後拜入同一師門

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又一起被逐出師門

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是津衛裡出了名的刺頭啊

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曾多次被哪都通拘留並警告

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這三個人聯起手的功夫十分難纏

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竟然被分在了同一組

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這不是作弊

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是什麼？

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這什麼？

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這就是命

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-黑幕…
-黑幕…

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-有認識我們哥仨的嗎？
-黑幕…

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我們可沒作弊啊

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我們從小連著的

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這就叫緣分

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我倒要看看是哪個倒楣蛋

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跟我們仨打

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好的，我們看到

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最後一名選手已經入場了

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竟然還是個女孩

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沒想到第一場比賽

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就出現三個打一個的狀況啊

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選手到齊

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失去意識者或主動認輸者被淘汰

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傷人性命者被淘汰並將嚴懲

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聽清楚了嗎？

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開始

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別怕

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哥哥們會很溫柔的

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等我們拿到了冠軍
哥哥們用通天籙給妳簽個名

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我操…

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我操

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這什麼意思？

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寶兒姐

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您怎麼來了？

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我來抽你們啊

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-他們竟然認識？
-寶兒姐？

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話說回來你們三個誰啊？

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去年我們仨就玩得有點出圈兒

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公司用心良苦

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為了我們能夠茁壯成長

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能夠走上正途

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您就不辭勞苦

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給我們來了一頓…

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來了一頓愛的教育

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你還打我？

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打我？

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-還敢打我？
-你們在做啥子？

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-寶兒姐
-寶兒姐

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我們哥仨已經深刻認識到自己錯誤了

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您就高抬貴手

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放過我們仨吧

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-放過我們
-你們三個犯的是

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“不得利用異能

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從普通人身上和社會中

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獲得任何形式的利益”

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-寶兒姐
-我們知道錯了

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再也不敢了

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吹

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喜歡嗎？

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面朝大海

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還有火鍋

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這不世外桃源嗎？

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要我請你們進去嗎？

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-不…我們自己…
-不…

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-我們自己進
-自己進…

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公司最近經費比較緊張

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你們又鬧著下海

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就用這個送你們下去

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我有幽閉恐懼

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我金屬過敏

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我暈船

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寶兒姐

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您老能不能

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看看給我們安排個別的交通工具？

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這是對你們愛的教育

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我們這是去哪兒啊？

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太平洋

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-別啊，父母在家，不遠遊啊
-父母在家，不遠遊啊

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我想起來了

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我記得當時把你們
鎖進集裝箱扔海裡了

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徐四說按照當時的洋流

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你們會往太平洋漂

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沒錯，這半截我們不是跑出來就

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游回來了嘛

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我們捨不得祖國母親

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這不也捨不得您嘛

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你們還打不打呀？

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你們三個來搞笑的嗎？

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-打他
-打他

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-小桃園兒，你們仨還打不打呀？
-打他…

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-打他
-打嘛

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我們愉快地

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-認輸了
-沒錯…

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甲，花鹿組

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勝者馮寶寶

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恭喜寶兒姐

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恭喜寶兒姐

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（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

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（馮寶寶，晉級32強）

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媽，我真的不是為了逃避

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跟村主任女兒處對象我才跑出來的

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我知道

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妳不就是想要個兒媳婦嘛？

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等我贏了比賽

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城裡大把漂亮的女子

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妳隨便挑

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寶兒姐，這傢伙我見過

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就是那天衝妳放狠話那個

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居然能操控六把飛刀

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比他哥哥賈正瑜還要厲害啊

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我又不是我哥

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沒他那麼愛出風頭

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九把

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12把

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簡直是駭人聽聞啊

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真沒想到

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賈家村又出了一位
能精通禦物之術的天才呀

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這麼多人看著呢

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我不好意思

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這到底是他在比賽

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還是他媽在比賽啊？

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好…

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我愛妳

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對了吧？

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我知道了

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我們不打了，不打了

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我們認輸

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乙，朱雀

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勝者賈正亮

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行了，我掛了啊

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（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

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（賈正亮，晉級32強）

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這個蕭霄修煉的是擤氣

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用特殊的方法調動先天之炁

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以“哼哈”二字為訣，將炁噴出

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他可以把人的元神轟出體外

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甚至可以讓元神暫時消散

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擤氣的可怕之處在於

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一旦挨實了

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就會澈底喪失抵抗能力

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那有沒有什麼防範的方法？

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擤氣不會毫無徵兆地發動

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看到對方蓄力，拉開距離就好了

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所以一定要盯緊對方發力的那一刻

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乙，青龍

237
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,840
勝者蕭霄

238
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,200
這個白式雪你也要當心

239
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,960
她能吞滅別人的炁

240
00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:26,840
剛好克制你的金光咒

241
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,720
如果你要是遇上她呢

242
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,240
就用雷法速戰速決吧

243
00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,840
丙，花鹿，勝者白式雪

244
00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,160
（白式雪，晉級32強）

245
00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:42,040
（王也、諸葛白、金猛、張廣）

246
00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:47,000
（金猛，異能：罡氣橫練）

247
00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,200
這個王也道長

248
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,480
平常看著這麼懶散

249
00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,880
沒想到居然會親自來打比賽

250
00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,480
比賽沒有年齡限制嗎？

251
00:12:09,040 --> 00:12:10,480
小屁孩兒也能上場？

252
00:12:12,480 --> 00:12:14,440
不是30歲以下就能參賽嗎？

253
00:12:14,520 --> 00:12:16,560
這位小施主沒有違反規定

254
00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:19,760
你們兩個先給我在這兒老實待著

255
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,280
等我收拾完他

256
00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,200
才輪到你們

257
00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,600
金猛選手看來要對諸葛白先下手了

258
00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:34,920
金猛的異能就是力大無比

259
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:36,680
身體也如金鐘罩一般

260
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,040
看金猛這健碩的身材

261
00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:41,200
真替諸葛白擔心啊

262
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:42,480
可諸葛白

263
00:12:42,560 --> 00:12:44,520
-不也會奇門法術嗎？
-別跑

264
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,840
-你…你別過來
-他哥哥諸葛青的奇門法術

265
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,520
可真是讓我們大開眼界

266
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,760
-看來還是諸葛白年紀太小
-你…你不要過來

267
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,120
-缺乏歷練啊
-救命啊

268
00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,360
白，你別一直跑呀

269
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,600
平時學的倒是用出來吧

270
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:56,880
知道了

271
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:00,200
站住

272
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:02,680
這是你逼我的

273
00:13:15,440 --> 00:13:16,600
八卦陣

274
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,800
這麼小的陣圖困得住我嗎？

275
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,960
我跟你拚了

276
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,080
小伙子

277
00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,120
該你了

278
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,000
不愧是武當

279
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,880
王也這一掌剛猛脆烈

280
00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:12,160
未來可期啊

281
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,360
金猛就這麼倒下了

282
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,840
不顯山露水

283
00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,520
但仍能看出超凡的實力

284
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,960
勝者王也

285
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:24,080
累死我了，這一個個的都這麼拚啊

286
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:26,640
這個王也道長不簡單啊

287
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,720
深山藏虎豹

288
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,240
田野埋麒麟

289
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,480
王也有點意思啊

290
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:34,760
（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

291
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,680
（王也，晉級32強）

292
00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,000
（諸葛青、甩頭一子
宋烈風、小火神）

293
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:18,920
亥對坤

294
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,840
酉對兌

295
00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:24,600
卯對震

296
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,960
我怎麼還在原地？

297
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,720
這就是武侯奇門

298
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,680
（武侯奇門）

299
00:15:36,760 --> 00:15:39,200
他為什麼每次都可以
預知對手的攻擊呢？

300
00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,440
不是沒有這個可能

301
00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,840
世間萬物皆有規律

302
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,480
這個規律就是天道

303
00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,680
奇門是以空間和時間為切入點

304
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:47,760
破解天道的術數

305
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,240
尋找天道的漏洞

306
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,280
進而獲得跟一般人不一樣的資訊

307
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,520
所以這個就是諸葛青

308
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,560
可以預知對手攻擊的方法

309
00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,160
大家一起上

310
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,440
如何？

311
00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,520
還想繼續嗎？

312
00:16:40,880 --> 00:16:41,760
我認輸

313
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,280
丙，朱雀組

314
00:16:43,360 --> 00:16:45,240
勝者諸葛青

315
00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:48,680
我看了一圈啊

316
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,480
一個能打贏的都沒有

317
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,040
寶兒姐，你在幹嘛？

318
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,320
工作

319
00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:57,960
（龍滸山導遊線路圖）

320
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,800
（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

321
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,240
（諸葛青，晉級32強）

322
00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,560
（張靈玉、馬新、魏央、段子義）

323
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,920
不愧是人間楷模張靈玉

324
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,319
一招制勝

325
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,119
這強者的威嚴

326
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,720
這王者的實力

327
00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:25,359
這熱烈的掌聲

328
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,839
-承讓了
-乙，玄武

329
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,440
勝者張靈玉

330
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,880
（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

331
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,440
（張靈玉，晉級32強）

332
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,320
這也太垮了吧

333
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,160
三個人一起上都沒逼他使出雷法

334
00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:48,040
你應該已經發現了吧？

335
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,760
被關注的那個選手

336
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:52,680
往往會成為其他三人優先淘汰的對象

337
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,120
如果我沒記錯的話

338
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:57,400
下一場好像該你了吧？

339
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:00,760
事到如今也只能賭一把了

340
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,720
不行就只能拚盡全力了

341
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,400
這…這也太…

342
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,120
別廢話，要你去就去，趕緊的

343
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,240
行吧

344
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:23,880
歡迎品嚐

345
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:25,880
歡迎品嚐

346
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,360
歡迎品嚐

347
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,800
張楚嵐還不來

348
00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:48,600
難道嚇得逃走了？

349
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,520
那可是炁體源流的傳人

350
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,320
咱們三個誰嚇得走他？

351
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,080
這個炁體源流到底啥個功法呀？

352
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,160
-怎麼誰都在討論？
-誰曉得？

353
00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:59,520
不過確定一件事
咱們算是達成共識了吧？

354
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,960
三人聯手

355
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,640
首先淘汰張楚嵐

356
00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:06,160
來了

357
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:26,200
30年河東，30年河西

358
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,080
爺爺

359
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,840
當初天下異人負了你

360
00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,880
今天孫兒來給您復仇了

361
00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,320
他說的什麼意思啊？

362
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,120
我哪知道啥意思啊？

363
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,440
我又不認識他爺爺

364
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,320
張楚嵐，使出你的炁體源流

365
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,840
讓我們三個開開眼

366
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,480
可別怪我們欺負你啊

367
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,880
欺負我？

368
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,080
有什麼可笑的？

369
00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:58,520
就憑你們幾個也想見識炁體源流？

370
00:19:58,600 --> 00:19:59,840
大言不慚

371
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,000
依靠彼此殘弱的力量

372
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,960
勉強苟活於這世間

373
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,560
沒想到我張楚嵐初戰的對手

374
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,280
竟然是你們這班螻蟻

375
00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,760
-螻蟻？
-沒錯

376
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,160
我要幹翻的

377
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:15,320
是天下會的風會長

378
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,720
是十佬

379
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,920
是這天下所有的強者

380
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:23,240
我要幹翻的是這蒼穹

381
00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:39,640
還未出手

382
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,960
竟引得天地變色

383
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,720
張楚嵐的實力恐怖如斯啊

384
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:49,760
難道這就是傳說中的

385
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,760
炁體源流？

386
00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,200
連老天師的香蕉都吹走了

387
00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,360
這比賽是不是要暫停了？

388
00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:13,040
收

389
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,160
我沒有察覺到他身上有炁的流動

390
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,600
難道他只需心念一動

391
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:25,040
便能呼風喚雨，改變天象？

392
00:21:25,120 --> 00:21:27,520
恐怕就連老天師

393
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,840
也沒有這種境界吧？

394
00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:31,760
這小子深藏不露啊

395
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:34,640
有啥好怕的？

396
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:36,640
他再厲害

397
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,560
也就一個人

398
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,920
雙拳難敵六手

399
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,240
咱們三個一起上

400
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:42,640
縱使羸弱

401
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,880
依然向前才有變強的可能

402
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:47,680
而你們幾個已經放棄了自己

403
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:49,160
既然你們甘為螻蟻

404
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:50,720
那就一起爬過來吧

405
00:21:50,800 --> 00:21:52,440
我會給你們螻蟻身分

406
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,640
相匹配的可悲失敗

407
00:21:55,760 --> 00:21:57,520
怎麼辦？上嗎？

408
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:59,120
你…你先上

409
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,880
張楚嵐

410
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,480
謝謝你

411
00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:05,160
你罵醒了我

412
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:06,880
抱歉，二位

413
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,240
請讓我單挑張楚嵐

414
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,760
我來這裡不是為了獲取優勝

415
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,440
而是為了印證我與強者之間的差距

416
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:17,920
所以我必須維繫自己挑戰者的尊嚴

417
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,320
挑戰者？

418
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,280
這麼光榮的身分

419
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,440
沒有一點付出就能得到嗎？

420
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:26,920
你這是在侮辱我

421
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,040
更是在侮辱炁體源流

422
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,120
竟然坐下了？

423
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,640
完全沒有把我們放在眼裡嗎？

424
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:39,920
來吧

425
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,080
讓我知道你們三個人之中

426
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,800
誰才是最強的？

427
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:46,000
誰才配跟我激戰到底？

428
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,440
接受炁體源流的洗禮

429
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,280
-是我
-是我

430
00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,360
是我

431
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:59,560
這麼順利？

432
00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:02,800
低估這小子了

433
00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,560
看來還是有兩把刷子的

434
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,840
寶寶，妳的任務不會那麼重了

435
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:10,760
還真別說

436
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,680
這小子鬼點子還真不少

437
00:23:13,240 --> 00:23:15,480
看樣子他是要耗到最後才出手了

438
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,960
後邊的道士

439
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:32,160
讓一讓吧

440
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,160
怎麼了？

441
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,160
粉絲跟我要自拍、要福利

442
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,240
我得自拍一下

443
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:40,000
這兒光好，你讓一下吧

444
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,280
你給我打個碼吧

445
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,400
這來回挪挺累的

446
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,640
張楚嵐

447
00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,680
挑戰者的資格我已經拿到了

448
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:06,320
來吧

449
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:08,440
這是我對強者的敬意

450
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,280
讓我領教你的炁體源流吧

451
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,120
你先坐下

452
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:14,440
調整呼吸

453
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,560
把炁調整到最佳狀態

454
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,760
現在的你我是不會出手的

455
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,920
謝謝你

456
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,080
勝負已經不重要了

457
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:26,800
能和你這樣的對手較量

458
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,560
已是我的榮耀

459
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,440
謝謝啊，我不冷

460
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,040
這…

461
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,400
-不要臉
-這是什麼行為？

462
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:20,000
怎麼樣？

463
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,240
我現在打他不算犯規吧？

464
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,000
不算

465
00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:25,720
不過我現在很想抽你

466
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,640
乙，白虎組

467
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,240
勝者張楚嵐

468
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,920
（異人演武大會32強晉級表）

469
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,240
（張楚嵐，晉級32強）

470
00:25:58,400 --> 00:25:59,760
張楚嵐，臭不要臉

471
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,880
不是說等我緩過來

472
00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:15,960
再動手的嗎？

473
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:19,000
你說的那些話呢？

474
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,400
強者的尊嚴呢？

475
00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:23,840
什麼強者尊嚴？

476
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:26,440
尊嚴幾毛錢一斤啊？

477
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,560
竟然用這種方式獲勝

478
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,640
雖然組委會有規定

479
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:35,040
-解說員不能辱罵選手
-對啊

480
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,480
但是我還是想說

481
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:44,080
我這輩子從沒見過
有如此厚顏無恥之人

482
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,880
-對
-不要…

483
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:54,040
-不要臉…
-不要臉…

484
00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:59,560
-不要臉…
-不要臉…

485
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:08,840
好了

486
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:11,960
大哥，沒想到你真的能引來天雷

487
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,600
跟你的雷法比起來

488
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,840
我的雷法什麼都不是啊

489
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,760
大哥，你本事這麼大

490
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:19,120
為什麼只是幫組委會來引天雷？

491
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,800
為什麼不自己參賽呢？

492
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:24,520
我的天雷只能劈我自己

493
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,720
劈不了別人

494
00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,880
只能劈自…

495
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:31,960
我去

496
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:34,720
人體避雷針啊

497
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:36,880
小子

498
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,680
你的比賽我看了

499
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,760
怎麼樣？

500
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,280
我只恨我自己能力不夠

501
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,000
要不然早劈了你了

502
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:05,920
不要臉

503
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:18,640
（異人演武大會比賽規則）

504
00:28:19,920 --> 00:28:20,760
怎麼辦？

505
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:22,960
我下場的對手居然是單士童

506
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:25,200
單士童

507
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:26,320
哪個？

508
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,400
那個

509
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,320
風星潼跟我說

510
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,640
單士童上場三個對手
都沒有撐過兩分鐘

511
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:34,080
人送外號青符神

512
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,480
丹書用得出神入化

513
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,400
專封別人氣脈，我肯定打不過他

514
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,600
他好像在看我們

515
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,040
曉得了，這個人交給我

516
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:43,080
什麼意思，寶兒姐？

517
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:45,960
來了這麼久，還沒幹活呢

518
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:47,200
我要開工了

519
00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,880
極雲、業興

520
00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:52,800
你們辛苦了

521
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,000
沒事，小師叔

522
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,040
小師叔

523
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:56,800
我看了你的比賽

524
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,800
還是一如既往地犀利

525
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,000
你的比賽我也看了

526
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,000
還是那麼恬不知恥

527
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:03,040
請你自重

528
00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,680
不要再叫我師叔了

529
00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:09,640
他為什麼脾氣那麼臭啊？

530
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,520
我之前以為他對別人也是這樣

531
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:12,920
結果我發現他對別人都和顏悅色

532
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,000
只有對我才這樣
為什麼老針對我呀？

533
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,200
我也納了悶了

534
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:18,480
小師叔平常對人和顏悅色的

535
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,760
難道是老天師對你特別關照

536
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,080
所以小師叔不爽了？

537
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:25,480
你沒事吧？

538
00:29:25,560 --> 00:29:26,800
人楚嵐兄弟不知道就算了

539
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:28,200
你怎麼還跟著打岔啊？

540
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,320
咱小師叔是這麼小肚雞腸的人嗎？

541
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:33,720
這麼說來

542
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:35,320
極雲道長

543
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,760
你知道原因囉？

544
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,680
張楚嵐，那什麼…你別瞎合計了

545
00:29:49,760 --> 00:29:51,600
你快回房間休息吧，我什麼都不知道

546
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:53,200
極雲

547
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,440
我最恨人說半截話

548
00:29:55,520 --> 00:29:56,640
楚嵐都問起來了

549
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:57,760
你今兒要是不說啊

550
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:58,840
我跟你沒完

551
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,800
這樣吧，兩位道長

552
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:01,840
工作結束之後

553
00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,560
許家飯店，不見不散

554
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:05,240
整兩瓶啤酒

555
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:06,200
我請客

556
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,320
-謝謝老闆啊，走
-來

557
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,320
想吃什麼？我請你

558
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:19,480
我知道一家超牛的蒜泥小龍蝦

559
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:20,560
我帶你去

560
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:22,000
這裡還有肉夾饃的

561
00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600
你著什麼急啊？

562
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:24,960
這鳳梨老闆還沒切呢

563
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,360
-別拉我
-走啦…

564
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,680
師傅厲害啊

565
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,760
你那隻手烤了這麼久應該熟了吧？

566
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:04,560
姑娘

567
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:07,160
我這手不賣啊

568
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,280
妳想吃什麼都可以

569
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,400
這手非常矜貴

570
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,760
妳看啊，雞心補心

571
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,880
雞腎補腎，雞肉補肉

572
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,000
看妳這麼瘦

573
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,560
多吃一點肉啊

574
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,960
來兩串

575
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,800
兩串？三串？四串？

576
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,680
-四加一，送妳一串好不好？
-你能不能快一點？我馬上要開工了

577
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:24,760
不著急

578
00:31:24,840 --> 00:31:26,240
小火慢烤

579
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,440
這個肉才好吃

580
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:29,080
-妳看這小油滋滋
-等不及了

581
00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:32,560
沒給錢喔

582
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,440
兩位道長，實在不好意思

583
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,800
許記生意太火了

584
00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:45,280
那咱們邊喝邊聊吧

585
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,440
咱們醜話可說在頭裡了

586
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,760
今天的事

587
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:49,880
你們兩個

588
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,760
打死也不能說是我告訴你們的

589
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,880
-那不會說的
-你放心

590
00:31:53,840 --> 00:31:54,760
坐…

591
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:58,200
我張楚嵐嘴巴嚴著呢

592
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,600
張楚嵐

593
00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,600
-你有一點理解錯了
-什麼？

594
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:03,640
小師叔

595
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:06,280
之所以對你這麼冷淡

596
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,040
並不是因為討厭你

597
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,240
而是因為忌妒

598
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,280
-忌妒？
-你看…

599
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,280
我說對了吧？

600
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,320
老天師對一個外人特別關照

601
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,000
小師叔忌妒了

602
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,640
對個屁啊？

603
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,880
-那不是因為那個
-那因為啥啊？

604
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,960
是因為跟雷法有關

605
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,120
雷法

606
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,640
我會的雷法，他也會啊

607
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,080
你有沒有發現

608
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:38,200
你跟他的雷法有沒有什麼區別？

609
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,520
（陰雷、陽雷）

610
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:43,760
他的雷法是黑色的

611
00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,880
沒錯，這就叫做陰五雷

612
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,920
龍滸山有規定

613
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,080
天師可以向心儀的弟子傳授雷法

614
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,480
但是只能傳授半部

615
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,880
完整的五雷正法

616
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,280
只有獲得天師繼承資格的人

617
00:32:58,360 --> 00:32:59,440
才可以修煉

618
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,480
就這半部雷法也不是說誰都能練的

619
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,480
能力出類拔萃就不用說了

620
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,800
但是這裡面還有一個非常苛刻的條件

621
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,760
就是必須保持

622
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,080
童子身，你們懂嗎？

623
00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,360
我知道

624
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:16,240
他不懂

625
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,040
就是不能…不能這個

626
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,640
不能那個

627
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:21,480
後來前輩們發現

628
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,080
半路出家修行的人啊

629
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:24,760
實在是太多了

630
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,360
能夠滿足這個條件的人

631
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:27,800
實在是太少了

632
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,520
所以他們修改了那半部雷法

633
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:33,240
已經破身的人也可以去修煉

634
00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:34,920
這就叫做陰五雷

635
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:36,280
而你所用的

636
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:39,440
是那半部完全沒有修改過的雷法

637
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,200
叫做陽五雷

638
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:44,760
這才是小師叔真正忌妒你的原因

639
00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,280
連他也談了戀愛了

640
00:34:03,520 --> 00:34:04,480
爺爺

641
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,520
你知道嗎？

642
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:10,679
連張靈玉那貨都談過戀愛了

643
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,800
我也不想哭啊

644
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,199
可是連張靈玉那貨都談過戀愛了

645
00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:19,840
你哭什麼？

646
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,520
別問

647
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:30,400
跟我來，我讓你高興高興

648
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,280
寶兒姐，妳要帶我去哪裡啊？

649
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,320
還沒到呢

650
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,000
那要不我們回酒店吧？

651
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:14,720
單士童

652
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,360
怎麼樣？高興嗎？

653
00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:17,760
妳把他綁來的？

654
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,320
對啊，我打算開工了

655
00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,440
我一會兒在那挖個坑

656
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,760
把他埋到坑裡

657
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:24,840
妳瘋了嗎，寶兒姐？這樣會死人的

658
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,960
把他腦袋露出來，不會出人命的

659
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:29,000
我這附近都觀察過了

660
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:30,080
就這地方沒人來

661
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:31,680
我還給他買了雞腿跟奶茶

662
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:32,600
保證他不會餓死

663
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:36,720
我明白了

664
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,480
這才是妳這次來的目的吧

665
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,280
替我掃清奪冠路上的一切阻礙

666
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,640
你才知道嗎？

667
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:44,040
可這也太卑劣了吧？

668
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,040
這要傳出去的話

669
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:46,360
我張楚嵐名譽都掃地了

670
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,480
你還有名譽嗎？

671
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,160
那妳別管，我就是不答應

672
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:53,320
他們總說我傻

673
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:54,880
其實我一點都不傻

674
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:55,960
大多數時候

675
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,280
我都機智得很

676
00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:58,920
我機智妳奶奶個腿啊

677
00:35:59,000 --> 00:35:59,960
我要不是打不贏妳

678
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,520
我真想看看
妳這顆機智小腦瓜妳都有什麼

679
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,040
還有妳這個鐵鍬是哪來的？

680
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:05,320
妳就這麼喜歡埋人嗎？

681
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,760
這個大哥要是出去了之後
把咱倆告發了

682
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,160
咱倆就得滾蛋啊

683
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:10,560
埋人是不對的

684
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,960
跟妳說過好幾遍了

685
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,400
沒事，他告咱，咱不承認

686
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,120
放他之前給他洗白凈了

687
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:17,200
他沒證據

688
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,840
單大哥，您消消氣啊

689
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:24,200
千萬別跟她一般見識

690
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:27,440
單大哥

691
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:28,840
你怎麼把他解開了？

692
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:31,440
滾開，張楚嵐

693
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,720
瘋婆子，我今天跟妳沒完

694
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:37,880
竟然還敢偷襲我？

695
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,200
來啊，瘋婆子

696
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:40,520
堂堂正正打

697
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,200
讓妳見識見識我青符神的厲害

698
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,880
（丹書，單士童）

699
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,440
單哥

700
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,360
要不這樣，您先聽我說幾句

701
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,960
我給您個解決方案怎麼樣？

702
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,840
別在這添亂，張楚嵐

703
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:53,880
再廢話

704
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,480
我連你一起收拾

705
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,360
單大哥

706
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,760
你先聽我說說吧

707
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:04,960
打打殺殺的多粗魯啊，是吧？

708
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:06,240
你到底想說什麼？

709
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,800
妳好歹等我說完了再打呀