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{\an8}Kicking us off, as she does
every year,

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{\an8}the First Lady of British
folk music herself...

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{\an8}...Shirley Collins.

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{\an8}Happy Eel Day, everyone.

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♪ Adieu to Old England, adieu

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♪ And adieu to some hundreds
of pounds

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♪ If the world had been ended

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♪ When I had been young

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♪ My sorrows I'd never have known

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♪ Once I could drink of the best

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♪ The very best brandy and rum

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♪ Now I'm glad of a cup of
spring water

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♪ That flows from town to town

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♪ Adieu to Old England, adieu

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♪ And adieu to some hundreds
of pounds

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♪ If the world had been ended

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♪ When I had been young

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♪ My sorrows I'd never have
known. ♪

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Come on, Town Mouse. Wake up.

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Everyone's waiting!
Stop smacking me!

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What do you mean waiting?
Waiting for what?

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You! Eel Queen.

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Me, Eel Queen?

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No, no. It can't be me.

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Please, please!

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Stop. Stop!

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What am I wearing?!

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You can't just knock people out
and change their clothes.

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Ha!

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If I haven't got my pants on,
I'm calling the police.

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Oh, no, it's Linda. It's
never. It's Linda, look!

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Please, please.

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This has gotten way out of hand.
I need a wee.

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All Hail Linda,
the first-ever Eel Queen.

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All hail, Linda.

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Why am I going in the water?

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Need to cleanse you before
the festival.

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Just symbolic is all.

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Summer solstice.

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Death of the old, birth of the new.

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It's a joyful thing, Linda.

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Try and enjoy it.

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Don't worry. We'll be in and out
like a cantucci.

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Linda, as you make your journey
through menopause, we baptise

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you with immersion,

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using the cleansing and healing
powers of water,

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signifying death, burial
and resurrection.

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We celebrate your rebirth

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as you share these magical waters

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with the eel, as it makes its way
back to the Sargasso Sea,

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back to its destiny.

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Sounds like the menopause to
me, Linda.

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Three cheers for Linda. Hip-hip...

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What makes you so bloody special?
Nothing. That's what!

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Here's to friendship.

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CHEERING

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In my eyes.

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I've got soap in me eyes. Ah!

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Where's the towels?

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Kids, please hang the towels up!

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Ah!

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HE GROANS

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Ah! Ah, thank God.

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Oh, that's better.

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APPLAUSE

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The procession starts at 3pm
outside the Five Alls.

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You enjoy today, Linda.

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Well, I mean, I don't know
what's going to happen.

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It's all getting a bit too Wicker
Man for me.

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Joy? Joy? Uh-huh? Can I have
a word with you, please?

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Oh, can it wait, Linda? I'm busy
uploading everything onto

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the live feed. What's going on?

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Why did they pick me?

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The Eel sisters wanted it to be
a childless woman.

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Like them.

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I'm sure whatever you've done,

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you've done it for a good reason.

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You represent change, Linda.

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That's what today is all about.

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You're a menopausal woman
passing through.

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Not only that, you brought
the community together.

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The eviction notice,
Faither's memorial,

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the men's menopause and curry night.

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We've changed people's minds.

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You make the perfect Eel Queen.

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Enjoy your moment.

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Oh, and smile!

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More. More!

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WHISTLING

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No, no, no!

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Kids!

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Did you see that?
Did you see what happened?

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I gave you one job.

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Match it up, then put it in!

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They can't hear me.

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I don't fucking believe it.

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Get this down to Pig Man and he'll
get it down to the Verderer.

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Righto, Carm. Mind them fins,
they're fragile.

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Almost done, Cinderella.

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Can I see? Yeah.

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Take a photo.

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Let me see. Let me see.

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Oh! Oh, my God.

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I love it!

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It says put... Match the Tupperware.

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Don't match the Tupperware.

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Match the Tupperware.
PHONE RINGS

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What?

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Slow down, Siobhain.

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You've seen Linda where?

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What's...? What's Instagram stories?

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Is it on WhatsApp or another
messaging...?

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Send it. Hang on.

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All hail Linda
the first-ever Eel Queen!

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All hail, Linda!

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Well, I wasn't expecting that,
but you know.

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What do you mean she hasn't told
anyone about us?

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Why would she do that? I...

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I've been here run ragged
the last few weeks,

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like a slave.

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Literally like an unpaid slave.

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Why would she not tell anyone
about us?

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I'll tell you what. Time's up, Linda.

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I am not invisible.

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I am... Argh!

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That's my ankle!

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Can't you see me?

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Happy Eel Day, Jim.

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I've got something for you to try
on from the Eel Sisters.

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I'll watch the tree
for you while you're gone.

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Kids!

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I'm off to do a couple of hours
of fishing with the lads.

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I'll be back before tea.

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Don't burn the house down!

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Welcome to the 2022 Eel Festival!

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CHEERING

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As you know, we're doing things
a bit different this year.

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Yeah, we're still celebrating eels.

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Wouldn't be no eel festival without
eels. But giving it a woman's touch.

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Yeah! From time immemorial, we women
have had masculine iconography

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and phallic symbolism shoved
down our throat.

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From prehistoric cave art and Greek
mythology to the totem and maypoles.

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I thought the maypoles represented
crops coming up out of the ground.

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Well, it don't! It represents male fertility.

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It represents something coming up
but it ain't a courgette!

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So this year it's going to be less
of this.

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And a bit more of this!

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CHEERING

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What's up, lads? Female
representations of fertility

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offend you?

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You was born out of one
of these, unless you've come out

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of some poor woman's asshole.
What is it, though?

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Sheela na gig, Brian.

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Medieval stone carving. Some say
a fertility goddess,

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some say an architectural grotesque
to ward off evil.

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But we're reclaiming her as a woman
who don't give a shit!

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CHEERING

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For thousands of years we've been
looking at men's willies.

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Well, you can
look at our fannies for a bit.

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MEN CHEER

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On our terms!
Aw!

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Unbuckle me, Brian.

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Go on, Brian. Go on, Brian.
Unbuckle her.

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Today we celebrate women's
transition from one world

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to the next, from puberty
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and finally rebirth.

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And as we mark the eel's final
journey back to its birthplace

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in the Sargasso Sea... To reproduce
and die,

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let us also mark woman's

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as she embarks on her final
journey back to her true self!

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Over to you, Linda, Eel Queen!

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May all your transitions be joyful.

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May all your transitions
be joyful!

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MUSIC STARTS

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You look banging.
Well, thank God for that.

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It's a minefield for white
people, Joy,

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all this blackface stuff.
No, it isn't.

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Just don't do it, Tone.

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TRILLING, CHEERING
AND CLAPPING

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Wait for me!
I'm one of the eel children.

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I'm one of the eel children!

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You've made it!

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You've got your fins!

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The first station is...

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...puberty.

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Puberty, puberty!

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Would a girl like to come up?

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Willow! Yeah, go on!

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Puberty where it all begins.

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As she transitions from childhood
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everything changes.

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Yep. No longer a child, not yet
a woman,

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she tries to make sense of her
unfamiliar changing body.

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Aw! Cute, she's ready.

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LINDA COUGHS

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It happens so fast, doesn't it,
Willow?

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One day you're packing your
favourite teddy for a sleepover,

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and the next it's sanitary towels. LAUGHTER

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Do you know how I dealt with my
puberty, Willow?

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I became a Goth.

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You won't think this because
the world is doing a really good job

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of telling you the exact opposite,

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but what you look like is not
the most important thing about you.

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That's right. That's right.

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So don't waste time comparing
yourself to others or worrying

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about what other people
think of you,

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and don't...

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And don't wait until you're 50
to love yourself,

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because you, Willow, are brilliant
and amazing and unique.

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And there's no-one else like you.

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We're not meant to look the same.

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We're supposed to be different.

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Our fingerprints, our faces.
Our vulvas.

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Woo!

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I wasn't going to mention vulvas
but now you have,

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every single vulva in this
procession today is completely

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unique and magical.

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Vulvas are like snowflakes
made of gammon.

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you, Willow.

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May all your transitions be joyful.

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Make all your transitions be joyful!

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Ready?

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CHEERING

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Oi, do you guys know Linda?

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CHEERING AND MUSIC

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The second station - menopause.

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Menopause!

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Would a menopausal women
like to come up?

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Sarah?

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Go on, Sarah! Go on!

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Well, I'd just like to say

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me and the lads was firmly
against the womanisation

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of the festival at first.

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But we think it's right

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women has a go, at last!

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And, well, we need to know about
the menopause and all,

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so we can help our wives when
they're fucking mental.

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Yeah. Mm.

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Thank you, Brian.

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Nice to have a man's perspective
on the menopause.

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Well spoken.

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Ravaged by menstruation, pregnancy,

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childbirth, breast-feeding,

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high heels and spandex. Must now
prepare for its final onslaught.

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Amnesia, anxiety, depression,

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cardiovascular disease,

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osteoporosis.

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And last but not least,
vaginal dryness!

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Thank you.

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I didn't know anything about
the menopause until a man told me

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I was in it.

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Sounds right!

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I thought I had dementia.

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You too, Sarah.

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Without the menopause,

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I wouldn't have had the confidence
to come here.

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I wouldn't have made new friends,
and I wouldn't be Eel Queen.

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And I know that every menopause
is different

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and that a third of women
will be having a really, really hard

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time of it, and it hasn't been plain
sailing for me,

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but I feel great.

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I really do.

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I feel liberated...

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and powerful,

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like I've joined a club of cool,
wise, brilliant women.

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And I see them.

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And I know that they see me.

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I see you, Sarah.

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Thank you.

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May all your transitions be joyful.

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May all your transitions be joyful!

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CHEERING

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The third station - rebirth.

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Rebirth!

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As she approaches her final
chapter, Reborn Woman realises

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all the violations and inequalities
her foremathers endured.

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The sexual harassment,
objectification, unequal pay,

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molestation, the loss of autonomy,

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the belittling. The rape,
the murder,

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the domestic violence, honour killings.

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Female genital mutilation.

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Breast ironing. Arranged marriages.

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Child brides. Prostitution.
ICE CREAM TRUCK JINGLES

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Ooh! Ice cream.

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Oh, ask him if he does rum
and raisin.

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Reborn Woman realises she will die
before any of these are eliminated.

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Perhaps this is the cause
of her anger,

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not the lack of oestrogen.

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Yes!

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Come on, Jackie. It's your turn now.

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CHEERING

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Linda.

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This is what today is all about,

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coming out the other side.

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We recognise and celebrate
you, Jackie.

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You made it.

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You made it!

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May all your transitions be joyful!

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Make all your transitions be joyful!

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Come on, Jackie! Jackie, come on!

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CHAINSAW

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Faither's memorial.

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Would you like to say a few words,
Eel Queen?

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Yeah. Yeah. OK.

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Um...

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As you all know, this was Faither's
favourite spot.

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I never met Faither, but I know
how important

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he was to the community.

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You'll all each have your own
personal memories of him,

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both good and bad.

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And so let's take a moment
to remember those now.

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CHAINSAW ROARING

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GASPING

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Tree!

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WHISPERING

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It's been here hundreds of
years, just like our forefathers.

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And foremathers. Maybe it's
a magic tree.

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Linda?

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Who the fuck are you?

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♪ Oh, Sally, my dear, it's you
I'd be kissing

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♪ Oh, Sally, my dear,
it's you I'd be kissing

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♪ She smiled and replied you don't
know what you're missing. ♪

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