1 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,576 [bright music playing] 2 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:09,943 [ding] 3 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:17,551 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,820 ["No More 'I Love You's'" by Annie Lennox plays] 5 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,557 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 6 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:28,962 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 7 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:33,301 * Do-be-do-be-do-do-do, oh * 8 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:36,704 [man] Zoey, I've loved you since the moment I saw you. 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,707 You knocked me off my feet, remember? 10 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:42,976 I knew even then, and I think you did too, 11 00:00:43,077 --> 00:00:45,913 that what we've got is something special, 12 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:47,281 something powerful, 13 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:48,316 something real. 14 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:53,187 When I look into your eyes, I see our whole lives. 15 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:55,089 The good days, the bad days, 16 00:00:55,189 --> 00:00:56,757 the birthdays, the old age. 17 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,960 I... I want to do it all, Zoey! 18 00:01:00,761 --> 00:01:02,730 As long as I can do it with you. 19 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:05,032 And sure, it won't be perfect, 20 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,968 but nothing in this world is perfect, 21 00:01:08,136 --> 00:01:09,270 except for you. 22 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,240 I'm ready to build a life, 23 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:14,608 a family, a future, together, 24 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,878 but that all starts with one question. 25 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,148 Zoey... 26 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,817 Zoey... 27 00:01:24,518 --> 00:01:26,754 Uh, what's your last name again? 28 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,657 Brooks. 29 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,694 Zoey Brooks, will you marry me? 30 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:36,230 [people gasping and exclaiming] 31 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,699 What are you doing? 32 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,001 I'm asking for your hand. 33 00:01:41,169 --> 00:01:42,170 We've been on two dates. 34 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,172 Two perfect dates that I would like to turn 35 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:47,341 into forever, so, will you make me the happiest-- 36 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,210 No, no, definitely not, absolutely not. 37 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,811 Not in a million years, no! 38 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,513 Well, maybe if you said "yes" now, 39 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,248 and then we could talk about it later. 40 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,549 Byron, stand up. 41 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,984 Yeah. Hi. 42 00:01:58,252 --> 00:02:00,454 You know this is weird, right? 43 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:01,989 Yeah, I know it's weird. 44 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:05,359 Just, I'm 30 and a half and I live with my mom, 45 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,795 and I'm the lead singer of a Maroon 5 cover band. 46 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:10,464 I don't really get a lot of second dates. 47 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,501 Thank you for your honesty, Byron. 48 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,636 I'm sure there's someone out there for you, 49 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,671 it just isn't me. 50 00:02:18,439 --> 00:02:20,274 So I need to leave. 51 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:22,776 Yeah, that, uh, that makes sense. 52 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,111 You gonna be all right? 53 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:26,347 Oh yeah, I'm, uh, yeah, I'll be fine. 54 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:27,448 All right. 55 00:02:27,548 --> 00:02:28,449 So I'll call you? 56 00:02:28,549 --> 00:02:29,917 Please don't. 57 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:30,951 Okay. 58 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:32,586 -Congratulations! -Congratulations! 59 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:34,355 ["Celebrity Skin" by Hole plays] 60 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:37,225 * Oh, make me over * 61 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:40,394 * I'm all I wanna be * 62 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:43,130 * A walking study * 63 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,600 * In demonology * 64 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:50,003 * Hey, so glad you could make it * 65 00:02:50,103 --> 00:02:53,607 * Yeah, now you've really made it * 66 00:02:53,707 --> 00:03:00,681 * Hey, so glad you could make it now * 67 00:03:00,781 --> 00:03:03,351 [hard rock music ends] 68 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:05,085 [screaming] 69 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,920 [electricity buzzing] 70 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,856 [bright music playing] 71 00:03:08,956 --> 00:03:11,292 [host] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 72 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:15,263 Welcome to sunny Malibou Lake, California, 73 00:03:15,296 --> 00:03:17,798 where 12 sexy singles will spend the summer 74 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,800 searching for their perfect match, 75 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,570 with the grand prize of either true love 76 00:03:22,670 --> 00:03:23,704 or a car. 77 00:03:23,804 --> 00:03:24,872 This season, we've taken 78 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,607 a stupid old Pontiac Solstice Coupe 79 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:27,941 and we've converted it 80 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,077 into the electric vehicle of your dreams. 81 00:03:30,177 --> 00:03:33,881 With a range of 300 miles and self-driving capabilities, 82 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:37,017 this is the fully charged LUV-6. 83 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,919 Now buckle up because this week, 84 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:40,721 Jordan B. and Jordyn J. 85 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:42,323 go on their first date. 86 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,592 [mellow music playing] 87 00:03:44,692 --> 00:03:45,593 What's up? 88 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:49,663 I currently drive a 2009 Ford Fiesta, 89 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,299 no A/C, no rearview mirror, 90 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,301 so you know I'm gunnin' for that Pontiac. 91 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:55,336 But Jordyn J. is lookin' super hot today, 92 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:57,671 so, yeah, I guess my head is starting to turn! 93 00:03:57,771 --> 00:03:58,772 [giggling] 94 00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,308 You're lookin' super hot today. 95 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,776 -You want some wine? -Yeah, thanks. 96 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,445 [laughter] 97 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,647 So look, why'd you pick me to go on a date? 98 00:04:08,882 --> 00:04:10,651 Uh... [chuckles nervously] 99 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,586 [music stops] 100 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,855 Uh... 101 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,690 [chuckles] Um... 102 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,058 Tell her to go. Go, go! 103 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:19,693 [chuckles nervously] 104 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:22,330 [Jordan B.] Well, um... 105 00:04:22,430 --> 00:04:23,964 Uh... 106 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:25,999 Uh... 107 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,101 Oh, thank God. 108 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:29,437 [whispering] Mysterious... 109 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:31,339 [Jordan B.] 'Cause you're mysterious 110 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:32,940 and beautiful, 111 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,443 and you caught my eye the second you walked in. 112 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:37,010 I haven't felt a connection like this 113 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,346 with anyone else in the villa, 114 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:40,180 and I'm excited to see where this goes. 115 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:43,817 I'm also excited to see where this goes too. 116 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,519 -To us. -To us. 117 00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,687 [glasses clink] 118 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:48,389 [director] And cut! 119 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,358 -All right, that's a cut. -Moving on. 120 00:04:50,391 --> 00:04:52,660 That was great, you guys! Really fun stuff. 121 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,628 Jordyn J., to confessionals. 122 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:55,863 Hey, how'd I do? 123 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:57,798 Oh, nailed it, just like we practiced. 124 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,867 America is going to love you. 125 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:02,002 I don't think I could do this without you. 126 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:04,037 How do you always know what to, like, say? 127 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,139 Oh, it's just a part of the job, Jordan B. 128 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:08,942 Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got a promotion to go get. 129 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,277 Get 'em, Zo! 130 00:05:12,846 --> 00:05:15,048 [laughing] 131 00:05:15,583 --> 00:05:17,885 [man] So the question that I propose to you, 132 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:20,554 my brilliant production team, is this. 133 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,656 [light music playing] 134 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:26,126 Has everybody seen what they're doing at Dog Cops ? 135 00:05:26,226 --> 00:05:27,260 [all grumbling] 136 00:05:27,395 --> 00:05:29,663 Yeah, it's some freaky shit. 137 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,500 Freaky, new... 138 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:38,038 shit, and that's what I want from you for our show. 139 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:41,542 I want freaky new ideas 140 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:42,676 or... 141 00:05:43,276 --> 00:05:44,311 you're fired. 142 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:46,213 -[man] Make everyone get naked? -No! 143 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:48,181 [man 2] What if we paired someone with an animal? 144 00:05:48,281 --> 00:05:49,683 We did that last season! 145 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:52,152 What if we replaced all the girls with their moms? 146 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,455 That's an amazing idea because if there's one thing 147 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,857 Middle America loves, it's old women. 148 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,426 No, doesn't test well. 149 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,260 What if Jordan B. proposed? 150 00:06:00,428 --> 00:06:02,162 What if Jordan B. proposed? 151 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,564 [light music playing] 152 00:06:03,664 --> 00:06:05,733 Everyone shut up. Greg, you had an idea? 153 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:07,701 [Greg stammers] 154 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,604 What if Jordan B. 155 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,906 proposed to Jordyn J.? 156 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,912 A proposal... on the second date? 157 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,248 [dramatic rumbling] 158 00:06:22,816 --> 00:06:24,184 That is some freaky shiznit, 159 00:06:24,284 --> 00:06:26,854 and it is so genius, it just could work. 160 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,188 How do you come up with this? 161 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,222 I don't know! 162 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,791 -[laughs awkwardly] -I know. 163 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:33,326 -'Cause you're related to me. -Actually, that was my idea! 164 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:35,463 Okay, so the reason I called this meeting, 165 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,565 every year, for the finale, 166 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:41,234 I put together a team of our brightest and our best. 167 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,504 The team that will be live with me 168 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,574 on site for our finale is... 169 00:06:47,475 --> 00:06:50,478 [mimicking prolonged drum roll] 170 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,718 [continues mimicking drum roll] 171 00:06:58,151 --> 00:06:59,953 This is how you do TV. 172 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,856 -Taylor! -Yes! 173 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,658 -Brian! -[cheers] 174 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,794 -Aiden. -Yes! 175 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,796 -Rafi! -Yeah! 176 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,898 -And of course, Greg. -[exhales excitedly] 177 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:14,301 Gotta have Greg. Everybody else... be better. 178 00:07:14,401 --> 00:07:15,736 [paper crinkling] 179 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:18,005 See you on the ice. Meeting adjourned. 180 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:20,340 [men cheering] 181 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,143 [spirited music playing] 182 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:26,179 -Siri, start my treadmill. -Kelley, I need to talk to you. 183 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:28,315 Okay, I'm super busy, so make it quick please. 184 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:30,150 It's about your selections for live finale. 185 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:31,752 I think you're making a big mistake. 186 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:33,787 Pink or hot pink for the new girl? 187 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:36,156 -Nude. -She can't be naked. 188 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,526 No, no, it's a color. The color nude. 189 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:41,962 Do I have to do everyone's job around here?! 190 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:43,864 [Zoey sighs] 191 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,799 I would be such a valuable member of the team 192 00:07:45,899 --> 00:07:48,101 because I've worked on the show longer than anyone. 193 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:51,038 -All the contestants trust me. -Mr. Kevyn, question from Legal. 194 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:53,641 Did we ever get permission to use Pontiac for the car? 195 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:55,843 We are the number one show on the network. 196 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:58,579 We don't ask Pontiac, we tell them. 197 00:07:58,679 --> 00:08:00,848 In fact, tell Pontiac, if they don't like it, 198 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,984 they can kiss my tiny little nuts. 199 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,352 You done or you still need me? 200 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:07,655 I have better ideas than any of the guys! 201 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,823 The proposal was my idea! 202 00:08:10,457 --> 00:08:11,792 Look, Debbie, 203 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:14,562 if you don't like your job, I can get you a new one. 204 00:08:15,428 --> 00:08:16,564 Submission tape duty. 205 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,131 Wait, no, no, that is not-- 206 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,201 Submission tape duty! 207 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,204 [elegant music playing] 208 00:08:24,304 --> 00:08:27,074 Woo! LOVE: Fully Charged! 209 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:29,977 [sighs] 210 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,645 [Zoey] Not today, please. 211 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:35,182 -[ignition failing to start] -Please. 212 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:36,249 [sighs] 213 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,685 [fans yelling excitedly] 214 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,920 This is a closed set, I want to let you guys know. 215 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,656 I don't love that photo, to be honest. I'll sign this. 216 00:08:42,756 --> 00:08:44,592 I do have to leave in about two seconds. 217 00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,894 -But it's like the best picture! -All right. 218 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:49,930 [sighs] 219 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:51,398 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 220 00:08:51,498 --> 00:08:52,933 Oh my God. 221 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,134 Need a ride? 222 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,870 [whimsical music playing] 223 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,406 Oh, come on, cheer up. 224 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,408 This is what happens when you still drive 225 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:04,077 your dad's PT Cruiser, from high school. 226 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:06,747 You're gonna need a new car, babe. 227 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,082 I'm fine. I like my car. 228 00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:12,085 Isn't it crazy that I started as your intern, 229 00:09:12,185 --> 00:09:14,822 and now like, we're... like, I'm like... 230 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,124 like a little above... like it's crazy. 231 00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:20,293 What's crazy is that Kelley lets you take home the show car 232 00:09:20,393 --> 00:09:21,795 but I can't even get him to look at me. 233 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:24,331 That's because Kelley is obsessed with me. 234 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,532 It would be like gross 235 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,267 if it didn't come with some perks. 236 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,702 I just think about all the things 237 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,403 I dreamed about in high school, 238 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,172 and now I'm here, and it's like, 239 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:33,774 is this it, is this the dream? 240 00:09:34,307 --> 00:09:37,044 It's really gross how often you talk about high school. 241 00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:39,379 [soft music playing] 242 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:42,015 No, but seriously, just break the rules. 243 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,117 There are two types of people, right? 244 00:09:44,217 --> 00:09:45,853 Sharks and minnows. 245 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,889 I'm obviously a shark, 246 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:50,557 and you're-you're a minnow. 247 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,659 I'm not a minnow. 248 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,694 Okay, then prove it. 249 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,664 If you want Kelley's attention, just do what I did. 250 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,098 What did you do? 251 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:01,001 I solicited him for nudes and then I blackmailed him. 252 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:05,138 [laughing] 253 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,473 I'm joking! 254 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,375 You're crazy! 255 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:12,579 Um, no, I applied for the job. 256 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:16,750 If it makes you feel better, 257 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:19,252 I really thought the promotion was yours. 258 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,154 You deserve it more than anyone, 259 00:10:21,254 --> 00:10:22,823 including me. 260 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:24,825 I make way too much money. 261 00:10:24,925 --> 00:10:26,827 -You wanna go to sushi? -[ding] 262 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,662 Take me to SUGARFISH. 263 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:30,664 [male voice] Taking you to SUGARFISH. 264 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,265 -[Zoey] Archer! -[cars honking] 265 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:33,734 It's totally fine. 266 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,635 This drives itself, we can just relax. 267 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:36,937 Sit back, relax. 268 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:38,672 [male voice] Door closing. 269 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,774 [soft music playing] 270 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,376 [car beeps to mimic a wolf whistle] 271 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:53,320 [keys jingling] 272 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,728 [phone ringing] 273 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:09,169 -Hey! -Hi! 274 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,772 -Did you get it? -The promotion? No. 275 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,175 Sexism is still alive and well in Hollywood, baby! 276 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,509 What?! 277 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,778 Those idiots. 278 00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:20,180 But no, the package, I meant the package, 279 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,949 Oh, uh, yeah. 280 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,017 -Five minutes, Ms. Pensky. -Thank you. 281 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,353 You in London? I thought your keynote wasn't 'til next week. 282 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,021 We're pre-taping it for the product launch. 283 00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,790 Open it. I only have a few minutes. 284 00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:34,027 The new TekMate?! These aren't even out yet! 285 00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,063 I guess it pays to know the inventor! 286 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:38,198 Don't you want to turn it on? 287 00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,266 [whirring] 288 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,368 Wow, the unbreakable see-through phone. 289 00:11:41,468 --> 00:11:43,636 It's even better in person! 290 00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:45,172 [laughs] Oh my God. 291 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:47,775 Did I tell you that I got proposed to the other night 292 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:49,810 on a second date? 293 00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,278 It's like the second we turn 30, 294 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:54,047 everybody just becomes obsessed with... 295 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,117 "Will you be my maid..." 296 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,285 Wait, what is... 297 00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,519 No. 298 00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:00,788 Shut up! 299 00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:02,522 Quinn and Logan are getting married! 300 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:04,024 -[shushing] -Sorry. 301 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,194 He met me in London and surprised me with a trip 302 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,296 to the Netherlands. He even chartered a plane, 303 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,799 which is so environmentally irresponsible, but... 304 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,533 -Of course he did! -Of course he did! 305 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,868 So, I just called Michael, 306 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,804 and he is obsessed with being the officiant. 307 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,340 And I got off the phone with Chase, and he is freaking out! 308 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,843 Oh. Hi-hi, Zoey! 309 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,011 So you heard. 310 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,313 -She finally said yes! -Hey, Logan! 311 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:29,216 And it only took you 50 times. Congrats! 312 00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,718 Okay, so I know it's almost like too soon, 313 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,653 but the wedding has to be August 26th. 314 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:35,422 Long story short, product launch, 315 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,825 it's the only time I'm free for the next two years. 316 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,693 And I don't know what I'd do without my best friend there. 317 00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,129 So what do you say? 318 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,234 You know, I thought I was gonna have to work, 319 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,102 but looks like I'm totally free! 320 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:52,539 Thank you. Hey, you wanna get me a water before I go on? 321 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,407 Anything for my fiancee. 322 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,845 Zo, you know it's gonna be fine, right? 323 00:12:57,945 --> 00:13:00,080 Chase is gonna be there. It's gonna be fine. 324 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,249 More than fine, it's gonna be fun. 325 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:04,184 No one gets to see you anymore except me. 326 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,853 It'll be the reunion we all need. 327 00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,087 I gotta go, love you. 328 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,755 [announcer] Please welcome inventor 329 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,657 Quinn Pensky. 330 00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,460 [applause] 331 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:15,028 [phone beeps] 332 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,867 I need another drink. 333 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,034 * You used to know me... * 334 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,236 "No one sees you anymore." 335 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,872 [sighs] I see people. 336 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:26,506 Just because I haven't seen them in a while 337 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,141 doesn't mean we aren't friends, right? 338 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,143 I have a lot of friends, see a lot of people. 339 00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:32,212 Even if I had the option, I'm too busy. 340 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:33,881 I'm really busy all the time. 341 00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:38,051 * I used to be your angel, now I'm walking out your door * 342 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:39,953 * You say I'm turnin' evil * 343 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:41,989 * I'll say I'm finally pure * 344 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:44,091 * Shine bright in my reflection * 345 00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,259 * Think I lost myself before * 346 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:49,162 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 347 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,398 * Had to change my life * 348 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,034 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same * 349 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:57,670 * Couldn't see you were standing in my way * 350 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,373 * I can see clearly now, now, now * 351 00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:03,076 * You used to know me, now you don't * 352 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:08,215 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 353 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,018 * You used to know me, now you don't * 354 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,953 Of course I had questions. 355 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,188 Who snuck into Sunday school? 356 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,024 Who stole the Subaru? 357 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,993 And who stabbed Sarabella Samson? 358 00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:25,298 I'm Stacey Dillsen, and this is My Favorite Slaughters. 359 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:31,071 * I'm like a flower blooming since I left you behind * 360 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,006 * Don't know what I was doing * 361 00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,408 -Woo! -Make a wish! 362 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,546 * Knew you were turning evil, you said I lost my mind * 363 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:43,116 * No, you ain't gonna do me like that * 364 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,786 * Held me back, tied me up inside a cage * 365 00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:48,588 * Had to change my life * 366 00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:51,491 * 'Cause I knew you'd stay the same... * 367 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,860 [laughter] 368 00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,595 Is there shellfish in this? 369 00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,964 [all shouting] 370 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:58,966 No shellfish! 371 00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,367 * Now you don't * 372 00:15:01,801 --> 00:15:05,338 * You used to hypnotize me, did it so easy * 373 00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,541 * You used to know me, now you don't * 374 00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,343 [yawns] 375 00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:25,158 * Don't go through your camera roll * 376 00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,095 * So much you don't know * 377 00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:31,864 * That you've forgotten * 378 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,233 * What a trip * 379 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,668 * The way you can flip * 380 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,505 * Through all the good parts of it * 381 00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,342 * I shouldn't have done it * 382 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,078 * Chronological order * 383 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,447 * And nothing but torture * 384 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,482 * Scroll too far back... * 385 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,484 [Zoey] 386 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,522 * I don't want to see 'em * 387 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,125 * But I can't delete 'em... * 388 00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,028 What's goin' on? Yeah, give it to me. 389 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,331 Psh! Nice work. Yeah? Okay, here we go. 390 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:07,334 Oh, yeah. You're good at that. 391 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:09,902 Oh, yeah, you wanna fistbump? Let's go. All right. 392 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,575 * All the best * 393 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:18,878 [Zoey] 394 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,719 Chase, I'm really sorry about Hawaii. 395 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:29,689 But we were kids. Can we talk? 396 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,161 [Zoey] 397 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,663 Oh, no, no, no, no. 398 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:42,069 Oh, no. Oh... 399 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:50,877 [dings] 400 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,716 [electricity buzzing] 401 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:59,186 [Archer] You're watching LOVE: Fully Charged. 402 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,488 No peeking. No peeking. No peeking. 403 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,156 Okay, hang on. Hang on. 404 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:06,359 You ready? Three, two, one. 405 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,561 -Ta-da! -[all cheer] 406 00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:12,365 Jordan B., what's going on? Did you do all this? 407 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,733 No. 408 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,636 I mean, yes. 409 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,739 Jordyn J., I know it's only our second date, 410 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,109 but there's something I want to ask you. 411 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,510 Oh, my God. 412 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,112 Oh my God! 413 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:27,880 Yeah? 414 00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,150 -[music ends] -[nearby chatter] 415 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,718 Um... 416 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,486 Yes? 417 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,255 Um... 418 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:36,756 Um... 419 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:38,225 [Kelley] What is wrong with him? 420 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,426 [Jordan B.] Um... 421 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:40,660 Greg, what is wrong with him? 422 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,295 I don't know. He's never like this. 423 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:46,166 Yo, I'm so sorry, but before I do this, can I talk to Zoey? 424 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,967 Who the hell is Zoey? 425 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,336 Ah! 426 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,140 [inhales and exhales slowly] 427 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,609 Zoey, you embarrassed me. 428 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:58,978 The network loved Greg's idea of the proposal, 429 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,181 and then Jordan B. goes on one knee and is like, 430 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,984 "Uh, I need Zoey. Where's Zoey? Zoey, where's Zoey?" 431 00:18:06,753 --> 00:18:08,921 Well, where were you, Zoey? 432 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,458 You put me on submission tape duty. 433 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,161 You are not here to answer. 434 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,196 You are here to listen. 435 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,632 I do not like Jordan B. 436 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,668 He acts like a baby. 437 00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,036 But America disagrees. 438 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:25,438 It's probably the hair. 439 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,207 And if my prediction is right, 440 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,309 he's gonna go to the finals. 441 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:32,879 And when he does, I need you... 442 00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:34,881 to be... 443 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,716 his mommy. 444 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,451 Mommy? 445 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,187 -Yes. -[joints creak] 446 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,054 [yelps] 447 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,527 When he is "hungy," you will feed him. 448 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,198 When he is crabby, you will check his diapey. 449 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:52,799 And when we go live, 450 00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,936 you will be in his ears telling him exactly what to say, 451 00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:01,674 because I will not be embarrassed again. 452 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,676 Does this mean I'm on the live team? 453 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,745 -Yeah, fine, on the live team. -Yes! 454 00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,215 Oh, God. 455 00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:13,653 No, uh, wait, I cannot tell you how long I waited to do this, 456 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,255 but I don't know if I can accept 457 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,524 because it is the same weekend as my best friend's wedding-- 458 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,226 I was not asking, okay? 459 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:22,028 Whatever your plans are, cancel, okay? 460 00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:23,230 You're busy. 461 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:27,234 -Thank you. -Thank you so much. 462 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,237 [exhales] 463 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:31,338 One more. 464 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:33,806 [sighs] One for the one. Just a little one. 465 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,643 [groans] 466 00:19:36,743 --> 00:19:38,878 [gentle music playing] 467 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:48,255 Quinn, it's me, your maid of honor. 468 00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:50,823 I can't come to your wedding. 469 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:52,659 I know it's the most important day of your life, 470 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,126 but I have to work. 471 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,329 Oh, I hate this. 472 00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:57,764 -Zoey! -[gasps] 473 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,499 -Hi! Oh! -Hi! 474 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,968 Oh, my God, I'm so glad you're here. 475 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,736 My family's already driving me nuts. 476 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,104 Bubbe says I'm too pale. 477 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,773 My mom thinks I should add a belt to the dress. 478 00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,541 -And Logan's sister Lyric is-- -Quinn. 479 00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:10,009 -Lyric. Hi. -I need to talk to you 480 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,444 -about your wedding present. -Right now? 481 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,545 Yes. 482 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,580 My gift is an original song. 483 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:14,781 That is so thoughtful. 484 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,549 That I will be performing 485 00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:18,418 as you walk down the aisle. 486 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,655 Lyric is an up-and-coming singer/songwriter. 487 00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:24,891 I specialize in EDM/deep house/country-folk. 488 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,327 -It's like a whole thing. -Lyric, about the gift-- 489 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,095 Shh. 490 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,098 [vocalizing individual notes] 491 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:36,569 Ooh, that's really good. 492 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,138 Uh, sorry, the melody just came to me. 493 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:44,844 I need to lay this down. Siri, open voice memos. 494 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,879 What I would give for the confidence 495 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,581 of a trust fund kid. 496 00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:51,484 [sighs] Um, Quinn, 497 00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,020 there is something I really need to talk to you about. 498 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,688 Ready, Miss Pensky? 499 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,023 Oh. 500 00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,125 I'm sorry, I-- I gotta go. 501 00:20:59,225 --> 00:21:01,394 -Talk later? Okay. -Yeah, okay. 502 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,195 Thank you. 503 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,535 -[sighs] -[Stacey] I hope she shows up. 504 00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,670 [Camille] Zoey? The maid of honor? Why wouldn't she? 505 00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,971 [Stacey] Because she never shows up. 506 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,440 And it's not like we don't invite her. 507 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:15,508 Now that you mention it, I worked with Quinn five years 508 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:17,844 -and I still haven't met her. -[Stacey] My theory is 509 00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,646 I think she's still stuck on her ex, Chase. 510 00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,248 -[Camille] The best man? -[Stacey] From high school. 511 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:24,250 It's sad. They were supposed to spend the summer 512 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:27,186 after senior year together in Hawaii, 513 00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:28,488 but something must have happened, 514 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,256 because they broke up, and I don't think 515 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:31,824 she's had a relationship since. 516 00:21:31,924 --> 00:21:33,360 [Camille] Oh, no. Poor thing. 517 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:35,428 And if she does show, it's going to be uncomfortable, 518 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:38,030 because I don't think she knows Chase has a girlfriend. 519 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:40,667 A serious one. We had dinner with them in Baltimore 520 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:42,469 when I was touring for my pod. 521 00:21:42,569 --> 00:21:43,603 She's a teacher too. 522 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:44,937 They're so cute together. 523 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,573 [exclaiming] 524 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,808 -Oh, my goodness. -Zoey? 525 00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:51,544 -Are you okay? -I'm good. I'm so good. 526 00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:55,482 Your maid of honor has arrived! 527 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,384 -Hey! -Hi! 528 00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,786 It looks like you could use a little drink. 529 00:21:59,886 --> 00:22:01,421 Thank you. 530 00:22:02,489 --> 00:22:04,290 [gulping loudly] 531 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,694 [sighs] 532 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,061 [laughs] 533 00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:11,631 Miss Pensky, you look beautiful! 534 00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,500 It is so good to see you, Zoey. 535 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,302 Oh, this is my mom, Quinn's grandma. 536 00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:18,571 Not grandma. Never grandma. 537 00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:19,672 Bubbe. 538 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,773 Nice to meet you. 539 00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:22,208 Well, how's your family? 540 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:23,910 What is that little brother of yours up to? 541 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,845 Not so little anymore. 542 00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,415 He has two kids and twins on the way, if you can believe it. 543 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,683 You all need to stop growing up. 544 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,552 -Mm-hmm. -Zoey! 545 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,755 -It's been so long! -Hi, Stacey! 546 00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,524 [Zoey laughs] 547 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,325 And you must be Camille. 548 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,494 Yes, it's so nice to finally meet you. 549 00:22:41,594 --> 00:22:44,431 We were just wondering whether or not you were gonna make it. 550 00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,199 I know. I'm late, but I was at my boyfriend's house. 551 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,835 Lost track of time. 552 00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,837 Boyfriend? Since when? 553 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,204 It's recent, but enough about me. 554 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,741 Now, don't make us wait until the wedding, Zoey. 555 00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:56,142 Come on, give us the deets. 556 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:57,444 Yeah, yeah. What's his name? 557 00:22:57,544 --> 00:23:01,180 Uh, his... his name is, um... 558 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:02,882 um... 559 00:23:02,982 --> 00:23:03,983 Hemsworth. 560 00:23:04,083 --> 00:23:05,718 Hugo Hemsworth. 561 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:08,020 Hemsworth? Is he Australian? 562 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,321 Yeah. 563 00:23:09,889 --> 00:23:12,459 Like Liam and Chris Hemsworth? 564 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,461 They're distant cousins. 565 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,228 -Oh! What does he do? -What? 566 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,931 He is a doctor. 567 00:23:19,031 --> 00:23:20,467 Surgeon, actually. 568 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,602 -[Stacey] Wow! -[Camille] Dr. Hemsworth. 569 00:23:22,702 --> 00:23:23,670 She's ready. 570 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:24,937 Oh, thank God. 571 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:28,608 [tender music playing] 572 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,242 [all gasp] 573 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,547 She looks great. 574 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:39,619 You look amazing. 575 00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,925 How do you feel? 576 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:48,728 Like I'd rather be getting married in a lab coat. 577 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,363 It's perfect. You're perfect. 578 00:23:51,498 --> 00:23:52,999 You're a little pale. 579 00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,767 Could use a belt. 580 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,503 [excited chatter] 581 00:23:58,404 --> 00:24:00,673 -I'll see you soon. -All right. Bye! 582 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,875 -Uh, hey, where's your car? -Oh, it's in the shop. 583 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:05,311 -Oh. Do you need a ride? -That's so sweet, 584 00:24:05,411 --> 00:24:06,713 but my boyfriend's picking me up. 585 00:24:06,813 --> 00:24:09,716 -Wha-what? -Actually, his car is. 586 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,651 It drives itself. 587 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,352 Self-driving? 588 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:14,987 -Fancy! -Yes. 589 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:16,255 [laughs] 590 00:24:16,355 --> 00:24:19,559 Uh, excuse me? Boyfriend? What did I miss? 591 00:24:19,659 --> 00:24:20,960 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 592 00:24:21,060 --> 00:24:23,029 Oh my God, are you bringing him to the wedding? 593 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,230 -This is huge! -No, no, no. 594 00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:25,765 It's way too late to add a plus-one. 595 00:24:25,865 --> 00:24:28,901 No, it's not. I'm literally texting our wedding planner. 596 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:31,904 Which reminds me, would you mind going to Santa Barbara? 597 00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,340 Logan is getting the rings resized at some fancy place, 598 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,743 and there is no one I trust more than you. 599 00:24:36,843 --> 00:24:38,244 Do you mind? 600 00:24:38,878 --> 00:24:41,347 -I don't mind. I'll do it. -Thank you. 601 00:24:41,447 --> 00:24:43,115 Oh! I love you. 602 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:45,084 -Mwah. -Love you. Bye! 603 00:24:47,554 --> 00:24:50,056 [Zoey] And that's when I knew I had to do both: 604 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,858 the wedding and the finale. 605 00:24:52,559 --> 00:24:54,694 * Used to be a baby, used to be a lady * 606 00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,797 * Thought you were the perfect lover... * 607 00:24:58,565 --> 00:25:00,099 [Zoey] If I was going to pull this off, 608 00:25:00,199 --> 00:25:01,634 I needed three things: 609 00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:04,336 A boyfriend, a car, and a plan. 610 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:06,573 The wedding is happening at 4:00 p.m. 611 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:08,575 at Logan's family estate in Malibu. 612 00:25:08,608 --> 00:25:10,743 The live finale is happening at 5:00 p.m. 613 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:12,244 at the LOVE: Fully Charged stage, 614 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,313 just 2.3 miles up the road. 615 00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:15,715 By the time I'm needed on set, 616 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,684 the wedding reception will be in full swing. 617 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,018 I'll slip away to work the finale, 618 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:21,087 and be back before anyone notices I'm gone. 619 00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,421 It's foolproof. 620 00:25:22,589 --> 00:25:24,356 Next, I needed a car. 621 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:25,658 A self-driving car. 622 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:27,159 Securing the keys was easy. 623 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,762 Kelley lets Archer take the LUV-6 whenever he wants, 624 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,598 and he was happy to hand them over. 625 00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,199 [Archer] Wait, you're taking the car? 626 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:34,867 Zoey, get back here! 627 00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,836 What? Ugh! 628 00:25:37,604 --> 00:25:38,871 * Time to walk * 629 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,306 Ugh, thank God. 630 00:25:40,406 --> 00:25:41,908 [slurps] 631 00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:45,011 The student has become the master. 632 00:25:45,612 --> 00:25:47,647 [Zoey] Now, all I needed was a date. 633 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,116 But where I was supposed to find a hotshot 634 00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:53,252 Australian ER surgeon whose name was Hugo Hemsworth? 635 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,154 Yo, what's up? My name is Dragon. 636 00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:56,623 My real name is Vantarius, 637 00:25:56,723 --> 00:25:58,457 but I'm a really big Game of Thrones fan, 638 00:25:58,625 --> 00:26:00,927 so I legally changed my name when I turned 18. 639 00:26:01,027 --> 00:26:03,362 [grunts] 640 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,698 Come on, who can say no to this? 641 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:09,301 My name's Spencer, and I know what women want. 642 00:26:10,703 --> 00:26:12,404 [Zoey] He probably didn't exist. 643 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:14,774 What I needed was an actor. 644 00:26:14,874 --> 00:26:17,644 Hello, my name is Todd E. Schupert. 645 00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:18,878 I'm 28 years old. 646 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:20,246 I'm an actor from Burbank, California. 647 00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:23,415 I can also do accents. I can do Australian. 648 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:26,218 [in Australian accent] I just came out from Bondi Beach. 649 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,920 G'day, how are ya? 650 00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,989 [Zoey] And that's where you come in. 651 00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:31,758 Looking at your résumé, 652 00:26:31,858 --> 00:26:33,860 I can see that you have years of training, 653 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,028 dozens of student films under your belt. 654 00:26:36,128 --> 00:26:37,463 BFA in Acting. 655 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:41,400 Oh, and a minor in Early Childhood Development. 656 00:26:41,500 --> 00:26:42,969 -Cool. -No, no, no. 657 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:46,205 I manny for family on the side. 658 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,908 Okay, I can quit if you need. 659 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:52,311 No major TV shows or movies. That's great. 660 00:26:52,845 --> 00:26:54,714 Okay, so, sorry, what does this have to do 661 00:26:54,814 --> 00:26:57,684 with me getting on LOVE: Fully Charged ? 662 00:26:57,784 --> 00:27:00,019 Todd, I'm not here to talk to you 663 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,021 about being on LOVE: Fully Charged. 664 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:06,058 I saw your submission tape, 665 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:08,695 and I used my position of power to get you here. 666 00:27:08,761 --> 00:27:11,330 That was wrong, and I'm sorry about that. 667 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:14,333 Okay, so why am I here? 668 00:27:14,433 --> 00:27:15,735 I need a favor. 669 00:27:16,268 --> 00:27:19,305 I need someone to play my boyfriend 670 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:21,340 at my best friend's wedding next weekend. 671 00:27:21,908 --> 00:27:23,575 I need them to fully commit 672 00:27:23,710 --> 00:27:26,278 the way only a real actor can. 673 00:27:29,615 --> 00:27:32,719 Okay. So, like, method. 674 00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:36,322 Sure. Yeah. 675 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:41,127 -[sighs] -I... 676 00:27:41,227 --> 00:27:42,962 I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. 677 00:27:43,062 --> 00:27:44,764 Forget I asked. I am sorry. 678 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:47,299 No, no, no. Okay, if I do this, 679 00:27:47,399 --> 00:27:48,901 can you get me on the show? 680 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:52,338 I mean, I can certainly try. 681 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,942 That's good enough for me. 682 00:27:56,042 --> 00:27:57,476 * You and me are through, though * 683 00:27:57,576 --> 00:27:58,845 * Watch me hit it solo * 684 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:01,547 * I'm gonna do it a cappella, yeah * 685 00:28:01,748 --> 00:28:03,249 [Zoey] Is this completely insane? 686 00:28:03,349 --> 00:28:06,385 Which part, hiring a super-hot actor to play your boyfriend 687 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,354 at your best friend's wedding, or agreeing to be at work 688 00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:10,522 the same weekend as your best friend's wedding? 689 00:28:10,622 --> 00:28:11,924 The boyfriend part. 690 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:13,592 Convincing your friends you have a hot boyfriend 691 00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,562 is the least of your concerns if he doesn't watch the road. 692 00:28:16,662 --> 00:28:17,830 Does he know what he's doing? 693 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:19,365 [Zoey] The car drives itself, 694 00:28:19,465 --> 00:28:21,934 and it performed very well during the safety testing phase. 695 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:24,270 It ran over six crash dummies. 696 00:28:25,404 --> 00:28:27,173 Um, hello? Arch? 697 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:30,242 I'm losing you driving through the canyon. 698 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:31,443 Bad service. 699 00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:33,780 The car will be back before the show goes live. 700 00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,047 Okay, bye! 701 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,950 It's the red button, Zoey. 702 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:40,519 Big red button. Center. Yeah, right there. End-- 703 00:28:43,856 --> 00:28:45,324 Uh, what are you reading? 704 00:28:45,424 --> 00:28:48,828 Oh, there are five steps to creating the perfect character. 705 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:52,064 The who, the what, the when, the where, and the why. 706 00:28:52,164 --> 00:28:54,566 I have the first four, right? So who: 707 00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,702 Hugo Boss Hemsworth. 708 00:28:56,803 --> 00:29:00,039 What: he is a celebrated ER surgeon 709 00:29:00,139 --> 00:29:02,608 who is madly in love with Zoey Brooks. 710 00:29:02,708 --> 00:29:04,076 When: present day. 711 00:29:04,176 --> 00:29:06,678 Where: born in Melbourne. 712 00:29:06,813 --> 00:29:08,614 Raised in West Philly. 713 00:29:09,816 --> 00:29:11,550 You really took some liberties there. 714 00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,252 I just can't crack the why. 715 00:29:13,352 --> 00:29:16,422 You know, my interpretation is that he's being used 716 00:29:16,522 --> 00:29:19,158 as a tool to make your ex-boyfriend jealous. 717 00:29:19,258 --> 00:29:20,592 -Is that right? -Jealous? 718 00:29:20,692 --> 00:29:22,661 No, no, no, absolutely not. 719 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:24,396 That would be immature. 720 00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:27,366 I just want to show him and everyone 721 00:29:27,466 --> 00:29:30,870 that I am a very successful, well-rounded adult 722 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:35,174 who's moved on and is doing better than him. 723 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,408 Copy. 724 00:29:38,845 --> 00:29:42,248 J-E-A-lous. 725 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,586 [classical music playing] 726 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:00,867 Hi. Oh, thank you so much for coming. Great tie. 727 00:30:00,967 --> 00:30:02,268 -Thanks. -See you out there. 728 00:30:02,368 --> 00:30:03,870 I don't know what to tell you, Chauncy, 729 00:30:03,970 --> 00:30:05,437 he's just not shucking fast enough. 730 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:07,974 Get me another shucker. No, no, no, get me two. 731 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,176 The people need oysters. 732 00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,078 I got eyes on the bride. 733 00:30:15,081 --> 00:30:16,648 Hi. There you are. 734 00:30:17,116 --> 00:30:19,018 -I've been looking for you. -I'm sorry, babe. 735 00:30:19,118 --> 00:30:20,419 I've been putting out fires left and right. 736 00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:21,954 Isn't that what the wedding planner's for? 737 00:30:22,054 --> 00:30:24,356 -Yeah, I fired her. -You what? 738 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,458 Look, she just-- She wasn't executing the vision. 739 00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:27,860 I thought this weekend was supposed to be 740 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:28,995 relaxed and intimate. 741 00:30:29,095 --> 00:30:31,363 250 people is intimate, babe. 742 00:30:31,463 --> 00:30:33,132 Do you know how many people I didn't invite? 743 00:30:33,699 --> 00:30:35,767 -It's just all a little much. -A little much? 744 00:30:35,868 --> 00:30:37,169 We got two life-sized cakes 745 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,804 of the bride and groom to drop off. 746 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,639 Yeah. Right there is fine. 747 00:30:40,739 --> 00:30:41,908 -Wow. -Look, Quinn, 748 00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,543 this is our wedding weekend, all right? 749 00:30:44,643 --> 00:30:46,112 You work so hard, 750 00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,214 you deserve more than a little much. 751 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:50,282 You deserve the most much. 752 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:51,850 I just want to give that to you. 753 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,452 I know you do. 754 00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:56,088 -Quinn! Logan! -Michael. 755 00:30:56,188 --> 00:30:57,189 You look amazing! 756 00:30:57,289 --> 00:30:59,058 -No, no, no! -These are cakes! 757 00:30:59,158 --> 00:31:00,993 Oh, wait, what? This is a cake? 758 00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:02,461 -Yes. -Damn! 759 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,730 Could somebody get these human cakes out of here, 760 00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:06,032 before I melt? 761 00:31:06,132 --> 00:31:08,034 -Oh! -So good to see you. 762 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:09,801 -I'm so happy you're here. -Buddy. 763 00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:11,470 [grunting] 764 00:31:11,570 --> 00:31:14,440 Oh, man, I'm so excited that this is finally happening. 765 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:16,075 My two best friends are getting married? 766 00:31:16,175 --> 00:31:18,010 Taking the plunge, and I get to plunge them? 767 00:31:18,110 --> 00:31:20,712 [sighs] This is truly an honor. Honestly. 768 00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:22,248 Oh, speaking of the ceremony, 769 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,283 I want to go over what I have so far. 770 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,717 I got, like, five drafts. 771 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,619 I've been writing, all right? [clears throat] 772 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,188 "Dearly beloved..." 773 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:33,725 [Zoey] Here we go, Todd. 774 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:35,494 [in Australian accent] Mind calling me Hugo? 775 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,396 It just helps me stay in character. 776 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,865 Now please, let me take my moment before. 777 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,368 [sighs] 778 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:45,271 Todd. 779 00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:49,108 "We're gathered here to get through this thing called life." 780 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:50,509 What's up with that car? 781 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:53,879 -Todd. -I don't know anyone named Todd. 782 00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:55,714 -That car. The car! -Oh, my God. 783 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:57,849 Look out! 784 00:31:57,984 --> 00:31:59,451 [screams] 785 00:32:00,286 --> 00:32:02,154 [tires squeal] 786 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,655 -[screaming] -Oh! 787 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,759 -Oh, my God! -[male voice] Doors opening. 788 00:32:07,859 --> 00:32:09,895 -I thought that was... -You good? Everybody good? 789 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,830 [heavy rock music playing] 790 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,471 What's up? 791 00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:21,707 What's up? 792 00:32:21,807 --> 00:32:23,675 You almost hit us with your car! 793 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,412 It's called making an entrance, Logan. 794 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:29,881 All right. I'll accept that. 795 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:32,318 That's a pretty good entrance. I mean, damn! 796 00:32:32,418 --> 00:32:35,154 -What's up, Zoey? -Michael, it's been too long. 797 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:37,889 Yeah, no shit, we live in the same city and we barely see you. 798 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:40,159 -What's up with that? -'Cause she's too busy 799 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:41,593 putting up with my ass. 800 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,062 Apologies for my appearance. 801 00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:45,497 I had to come straight from surgery. 802 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,133 -Surgery? -This is Hugo. 803 00:32:47,233 --> 00:32:49,435 -Hugo, this is... -Quinn and Logan! 804 00:32:49,535 --> 00:32:51,103 The bride and the groom. 805 00:32:51,203 --> 00:32:52,404 Of course I know who you are. 806 00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,206 Zoey's told me so much about you. 807 00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,474 -[Logan] Love your car. -Thank you. 808 00:32:55,574 --> 00:32:57,043 And you must be Michael? 809 00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,545 Yes. The officiant, Michael. 810 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:01,113 -Pardon? -The officiant. 811 00:33:01,213 --> 00:33:04,583 You know, you said their titles, you know, bride and groom, 812 00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,952 but I'm Michael, the officiant. 813 00:33:07,053 --> 00:33:08,854 -Okay. -Yeah. 814 00:33:08,954 --> 00:33:11,290 -That's awesome. -Yeah, it is awesome. 815 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,092 It's an honor, actually. 816 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,726 Yeah. Yeah. 817 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,364 Um, hon, I'm gonna go put the bags in our room. 818 00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,199 Quinn, could you point me in the right direction? 819 00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:22,501 The wedding party is staying in the guest quarters upstairs. 820 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:24,603 Yeah, I'll show them up. Come on, Michael. 821 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:25,637 Thanks. 822 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,339 [Logan] Somebody clean up that glass. 823 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,276 Okay, where did you find him? 824 00:33:30,376 --> 00:33:31,610 He's perfect. 825 00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:33,512 Tell me about it. [laughs] 826 00:33:33,612 --> 00:33:34,646 So how are things going? 827 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,149 Oh, uh... well, you'll see. 828 00:33:37,249 --> 00:33:39,085 [band playing swinging jazz] 829 00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:42,954 Welcome. Welcome, everyone. 830 00:33:43,389 --> 00:33:45,424 Cheers to Logan and Quinn. 831 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,792 [all] Cheers! 832 00:33:46,892 --> 00:33:48,827 I got that second shucker on site. 833 00:33:50,462 --> 00:33:52,098 All right, I'm taking him to you now. 834 00:33:53,099 --> 00:33:54,266 I said two trays. 835 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,735 So then I'm thinking of closing with a joke. 836 00:33:56,835 --> 00:33:59,271 You know, since everyone will be sobbing at that point. 837 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,107 -[snoring] -You gotta wake up. 838 00:34:01,173 --> 00:34:02,508 I'm trying to rehearse here. 839 00:34:02,608 --> 00:34:04,710 What a disgusting display of wealth. 840 00:34:04,810 --> 00:34:06,578 God, I hate rich people. 841 00:34:06,678 --> 00:34:08,814 Uh, don't you live here? 842 00:34:09,348 --> 00:34:10,949 [mumbling] 843 00:34:12,118 --> 00:34:14,220 It's journalism. The case I'm working on now 844 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:15,554 is a real stumper. 845 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:18,524 They call him the Malibu Murderer. 846 00:34:18,624 --> 00:34:19,858 He's still at large. 847 00:34:19,958 --> 00:34:22,861 -So you're a detective? -Podcast host. 848 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,996 Logan! Quinn! 849 00:34:25,131 --> 00:34:28,600 Oh, look, I'm so glad you wore makeup 850 00:34:28,700 --> 00:34:30,769 Bubbe, that's a cake. 851 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,839 -That's a cake? -Yeah. Come on. Come on. 852 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:37,042 -Don't talk to that. -[exclaims] 853 00:34:38,710 --> 00:34:40,979 I see. This is big, even for Logan. 854 00:34:41,147 --> 00:34:43,249 Yeah, I don't even know half these people here. 855 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:44,583 Well, you know me, 856 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:46,552 and I'm here for anything at all that you need, 857 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:48,720 whether it's a refill or a rescue. 858 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:50,489 Hey, babe? I really need you right now. 859 00:34:50,589 --> 00:34:52,023 Aunt Carol and her bridge club want a photo. 860 00:34:52,158 --> 00:34:54,293 -Okay, I'll rescue you. -Like, now. 861 00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,162 -[sighs] -Save you in a bit. 862 00:34:58,830 --> 00:35:01,400 Sleeping arrangements aren't gonna be a problem. 863 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,002 The rooms are huge. 864 00:35:04,170 --> 00:35:05,171 [laughs] 865 00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,340 I situated myself on the couch like a gentleman. 866 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,309 And didn't think to change. 867 00:35:10,909 --> 00:35:15,747 Zoey, I'm creating a character, okay? 868 00:35:15,847 --> 00:35:16,982 -Mm-hmm. -I just... 869 00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:19,218 I need you to trust the work. 870 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,222 Now, which one is the ex? 871 00:35:23,322 --> 00:35:25,191 I don't think he's here yet. 872 00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:28,260 Okay, good, I'm gonna go get us some drinks. 873 00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:30,796 [jazz music continues] 874 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:36,902 [music ends] 875 00:35:37,002 --> 00:35:39,971 [tender, poignant music playing] 876 00:35:57,989 --> 00:35:58,957 Oh! 877 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:00,058 [gasps] 878 00:36:00,226 --> 00:36:01,427 Chase. 879 00:36:01,527 --> 00:36:02,828 Here. 880 00:36:03,362 --> 00:36:04,496 [sighs] 881 00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:07,899 [Chase] Uh... 882 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,835 Hi. 883 00:36:10,469 --> 00:36:11,770 Hi. 884 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:13,305 Hi! 885 00:36:13,405 --> 00:36:14,840 [Chase] Oh, um... 886 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:17,843 this is my girlfriend, Danielle. 887 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,911 -Hi. -So excited to be here. 888 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,413 It's like a dream, meeting everyone 889 00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:23,449 Chase keeps talking about from high school. 890 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:24,650 Nice to meet you. I'm-- 891 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:26,518 Ah. Let me guess. 892 00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,053 Dana. 893 00:36:28,153 --> 00:36:29,355 Lola? 894 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,257 -Coco? -Zoey. I'm Zoey. 895 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,892 Chase, I don't remember you mentioning a Zoey. 896 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:36,462 Yeah, well, must have slipped my mind. 897 00:36:36,562 --> 00:36:38,029 [Danielle] Ah, sorry. 898 00:36:38,129 --> 00:36:41,032 Vodka martini, slightly dirty. 899 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:43,269 Mm, just like you, cowgirl. 900 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:44,636 [Zoey giggles] 901 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:47,306 Hi, I'm Hugo Hemsworth, Zoey's boyf. 902 00:36:47,406 --> 00:36:50,476 Oh! Boyf. Wow, that's a strong grip. 903 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:52,278 -And jawline. -Thank you. 904 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:55,347 I... [splutters] am Chase. Chase. 905 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,115 [Danielle] Danielle. 906 00:36:57,283 --> 00:36:58,717 -Hi, nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 907 00:36:58,817 --> 00:36:59,951 [cell phone chimes] 908 00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:01,887 -Hang on one second. -Yes, babe, sure. 909 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,858 Um, I have to take this. 910 00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:09,194 -So nice to meet you, Danielle. -Likewise. 911 00:37:09,295 --> 00:37:10,996 Chase, I had something I wanted to tell you, 912 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:13,465 but must have slipped my mind. See you. 913 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:15,601 [Todd] See you, sexy. 914 00:37:16,134 --> 00:37:17,303 You'll have to excuse the scrubs. 915 00:37:17,403 --> 00:37:19,305 I had to come straight from surgery. 916 00:37:19,705 --> 00:37:21,006 -Surgery? -Wow. 917 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:22,207 We pulled a double. 918 00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:24,310 Heart and brain at the same time. 919 00:37:24,710 --> 00:37:25,811 That's amazing. 920 00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:28,046 ["good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo plays] 921 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:29,848 [vocalizes] * Well, good for you * 922 00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,583 * I guess you moved on really easily * 923 00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,320 * Found a new girl, and it only took a couple weeks * 924 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:38,490 * Remember when you said you wanted to give me the world? * 925 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,191 * World * 926 00:37:40,326 --> 00:37:41,660 * And good for you * 927 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,362 * I guess that you've been working on yourself * 928 00:37:43,462 --> 00:37:44,930 * I guess that therapist I found for you * 929 00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:45,997 * She really helped * 930 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,833 * Now you can be a better man * 931 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,101 * For your brand-new girl * 932 00:37:50,201 --> 00:37:51,837 [Zoey] Sorry, I was getting the car detailed. 933 00:37:51,937 --> 00:37:53,339 -Please! -Oh, the shoes. 934 00:37:53,439 --> 00:37:55,140 Then take them off. Take them off. 935 00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,342 -Greg. -Okay, here. 936 00:37:56,442 --> 00:37:57,876 Leave her shoes-- Leave them there! 937 00:37:57,976 --> 00:37:59,010 Okay. 938 00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,679 Oh, sorry. Okay, okay. 939 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:03,382 Perhaps you'd care to explain... 940 00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,051 -this. -[Zoey gasps] 941 00:38:06,151 --> 00:38:08,219 The thing I love most about Jordyn J. 942 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,557 is probably her boobs. 943 00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:14,626 Oh, my God. The hair... 944 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,464 looks so... 945 00:38:19,898 --> 00:38:20,832 good. 946 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,901 So you knew about this 947 00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:24,169 and you let it happen? 948 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:27,205 Because the hair? That was it. 949 00:38:27,373 --> 00:38:28,774 That was all that he had. 950 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,141 That's exactly why. 951 00:38:30,241 --> 00:38:33,178 He wanted to show Jordyn J. and America 952 00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:35,814 that he's more than just his hair. 953 00:38:35,914 --> 00:38:37,583 Uh, he's a trendsetter. 954 00:38:37,683 --> 00:38:39,385 It's called strategy. 955 00:38:39,485 --> 00:38:40,619 Is it? 956 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:45,056 Kelley, being your first and only female producer, 957 00:38:45,156 --> 00:38:46,792 you just got to trust me on this. 958 00:38:46,892 --> 00:38:50,028 I know what our audience wants because I am our audience. 959 00:38:50,128 --> 00:38:54,433 And I love the hair. 960 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:57,936 For your own sake, 961 00:38:58,036 --> 00:39:01,039 I hope that you are right. 962 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,409 [Zoey] Okay. 963 00:39:04,142 --> 00:39:05,411 [Kelley] Zoey? 964 00:39:05,911 --> 00:39:07,178 Seriously. 965 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:08,780 Hot dress. 966 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:10,248 -Oh. -[Kelley] Yeah. 967 00:39:11,049 --> 00:39:12,150 Now I take you seriously. 968 00:39:12,250 --> 00:39:14,420 Okay. Thanks. 969 00:39:14,453 --> 00:39:15,687 Greg! 970 00:39:16,755 --> 00:39:18,089 Punch you in the face. 971 00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:21,727 [Todd] Just pumping away, trying to get a pulse. 972 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:24,329 Seven-year-old kid swallowed a ping-pong ball. 973 00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:25,597 [gasps] 974 00:39:26,097 --> 00:39:27,999 -So sad. -Oh, my God. 975 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,167 No, no, no. Don't worry. 976 00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:30,569 He is fine. 977 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,337 [all laugh] 978 00:39:32,438 --> 00:39:34,806 Nobody has ever died on my table. 979 00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:35,841 Aw! 980 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,709 Except maybe a couple times. 981 00:39:37,809 --> 00:39:39,711 [laughter] 982 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,046 Who even is this guy? 983 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:43,281 Shh. He's so sweet. 984 00:39:43,449 --> 00:39:45,150 You know what? Enough about me. 985 00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,053 Stacey, I'm a huge fan of the pod. 986 00:39:48,153 --> 00:39:49,320 Total Slaughter-head. 987 00:39:49,455 --> 00:39:50,922 -Oh! -[Todd] Yeah. 988 00:39:51,022 --> 00:39:52,958 Any updates on the Malibu Murderer? 989 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,927 Oh. Um... you listen? 990 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,262 Ahem. I'm back. 991 00:39:57,362 --> 00:40:00,198 This is Mark, my field producer. 992 00:40:00,298 --> 00:40:01,467 -Husband. -Uh-huh. 993 00:40:01,567 --> 00:40:03,334 But, yes, also field producer. 994 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:04,770 Didn't you and Quinn used to...? 995 00:40:04,870 --> 00:40:06,304 Date. Yes. 996 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,106 Yeah, it was just a fling. 997 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:09,608 But this, uh... 998 00:40:10,375 --> 00:40:12,077 -This is the real deal. -Excuse me. 999 00:40:12,177 --> 00:40:13,512 How was it with the witness? 1000 00:40:13,612 --> 00:40:15,914 -I got a description... -Yes, Mark. Great work. 1001 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,048 ...of his hands. 1002 00:40:17,148 --> 00:40:18,517 Damn it, Mark, that's not enough. 1003 00:40:18,617 --> 00:40:19,451 But go on. 1004 00:40:19,551 --> 00:40:22,253 She said the hands were large. 1005 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,056 That's it? 1006 00:40:25,156 --> 00:40:26,558 [Todd] Not guilty! 1007 00:40:26,658 --> 00:40:27,993 [all laugh] 1008 00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,696 -[woman] They're enormous. -[Danielle] Oh, so funny! 1009 00:40:30,796 --> 00:40:33,765 [Zoey] Jordan B., why is your hair orange? 1010 00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,934 I thought I could fix it without anyone noticing. 1011 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:37,636 Fix what? 1012 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:41,607 I found a gray hair, okay? 1013 00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:42,908 You happy? 1014 00:40:43,008 --> 00:40:45,343 I can't have gray hair at 23. I'm supposed to be hot. 1015 00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,613 You bleached your whole head because of one gray hair? 1016 00:40:47,713 --> 00:40:49,681 Then it kind of started falling out, so I had to cut it. 1017 00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,017 I tried to find you first, but you weren't here. 1018 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,451 I'm sorry. I know. 1019 00:40:53,552 --> 00:40:55,453 -It's just... -[cell phone chimes] 1020 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,989 Hang on. One second. 1021 00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:01,593 Um... 1022 00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,362 -I'm gonna have to leave again. -What? 1023 00:41:04,530 --> 00:41:07,065 If you need anything at all, you call me. 1024 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:09,334 Not Kelley, okay? Me. 1025 00:41:09,434 --> 00:41:10,969 You're gonna be fine. 1026 00:41:15,006 --> 00:41:16,542 What was I saying? 1027 00:41:16,608 --> 00:41:18,043 Oh, yeah. Jordyn's boobs. 1028 00:41:18,910 --> 00:41:21,580 [funky, upbeat music playing] 1029 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,983 [breathing heavily] 1030 00:41:25,784 --> 00:41:28,820 Om... 1031 00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:30,055 * Cha cha * 1032 00:41:31,557 --> 00:41:33,759 * Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da * 1033 00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,094 [sighs] 1034 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:37,428 * If you wanna have some fun * 1035 00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:39,430 * Come with me I'll give you some * 1036 00:41:39,565 --> 00:41:41,332 * Get back, get back * 1037 00:41:41,432 --> 00:41:44,435 [Todd] So, in a way, I credit Zoey 1038 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,204 for saving that little boy's life. 1039 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,973 -[all] Aw! -[Todd] Yeah, she... 1040 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,275 -[woman] So sweet. -[Todd] Oh, my God. 1041 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:52,143 She inspires me to be a better surgeon. 1042 00:41:52,243 --> 00:41:54,713 -[all] Aw! -Wow. 1043 00:41:54,813 --> 00:41:57,148 Can you take a look at my feet? Because-- 1044 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:58,316 [all yell] 1045 00:41:58,416 --> 00:42:00,051 -Whoa! -What is that?! 1046 00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:01,452 [Mark] I'm sorry, it stinks. 1047 00:42:01,587 --> 00:42:03,288 [Michael] Don't smell it. Just fix it. 1048 00:42:03,388 --> 00:42:04,790 Quinn? 1049 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:07,125 Quinn? 1050 00:42:07,225 --> 00:42:09,027 [cell phone vibrates] 1051 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:13,599 -Jordan B., what do you want? -[Jordan B.] Zoey. [cries] 1052 00:42:13,665 --> 00:42:16,467 Oh, no, no, no, no. Don't cry. Don't cry. 1053 00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:18,804 It's gonna-- It's gonna be okay. 1054 00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:22,507 No! A neck tattoo will not fix what you did to your hair. 1055 00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:24,610 [Quinn] Who's getting a neck tattoo? 1056 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:27,613 I-I have to go. 1057 00:42:28,413 --> 00:42:30,682 Quinn, I've been looking all over for you. 1058 00:42:30,782 --> 00:42:33,018 What are you doing in the bathtub? 1059 00:42:33,118 --> 00:42:34,620 I'm unclogging the drain. 1060 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,988 Did you know clogged drains can lead to corrosion and flooding? 1061 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:38,624 Oh no. 1062 00:42:39,324 --> 00:42:41,492 Okay, what's wrong? 1063 00:42:42,828 --> 00:42:46,331 I never dreamed of having a wedding. 1064 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:49,467 But then I fell in love with someone who did. 1065 00:42:50,035 --> 00:42:53,705 And I want to do this for him, but it's all a lot. 1066 00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:55,941 Does Logan know that? 1067 00:42:56,041 --> 00:42:58,509 We've been together over a decade. You'd think so. 1068 00:42:59,210 --> 00:43:00,411 But he's so totally absorbed, 1069 00:43:00,511 --> 00:43:01,880 it's like he's a different person. 1070 00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,349 I know he's dreamed of having an extravagant wedding, 1071 00:43:04,449 --> 00:43:06,117 and I'm trying to be sensitive to that. 1072 00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:09,454 But I'm not a rational function. My limits are not infinite. 1073 00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:11,289 If only humans could have vertical asymptotes, 1074 00:43:11,389 --> 00:43:12,658 you know what I'm saying? 1075 00:43:13,959 --> 00:43:15,827 Not at all. 1076 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:18,296 But I think I get the gist of it. 1077 00:43:19,464 --> 00:43:21,132 So why don't we just get out of here. 1078 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:23,134 Leave my own party? 1079 00:43:23,234 --> 00:43:24,903 I don't think I'm allowed to do that. 1080 00:43:25,003 --> 00:43:27,272 You're the bride. You can do whatever you want. 1081 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:29,741 Party's almost over. 1082 00:43:29,841 --> 00:43:30,909 Plus, there's a cake down there 1083 00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:32,744 that everyone thinks is you anyway. 1084 00:43:33,278 --> 00:43:34,312 [laughs] 1085 00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:37,849 -Where would we even go? -I have ideas. 1086 00:43:37,949 --> 00:43:40,118 -[muted club music playing] -Seriously? 1087 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:41,452 A karaoke bar? 1088 00:43:41,552 --> 00:43:43,689 No, no, no, no. It's late. 1089 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:45,456 The rehearsal's tomorrow. 1090 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:47,893 -We gotta be rested. -[Quinn] Hey! 1091 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:49,695 Look at me. 1092 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:51,096 I love you. 1093 00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,598 I love you too. 1094 00:43:53,699 --> 00:43:55,701 So stop thinking about the wedding for one second 1095 00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:58,136 and have some fun with me, okay? 1096 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,338 [sighs] 1097 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:01,506 Fine. 1098 00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:03,074 -Okay. All right. -[all] Yeah! 1099 00:44:03,174 --> 00:44:05,343 But if Michael doesn't sing Limp Bizkit, I'm leaving. 1100 00:44:05,443 --> 00:44:08,113 Cool. Everyone's drinks are on Logan. Let's go inside. 1101 00:44:08,213 --> 00:44:10,381 -[all cheer] -Let's go. Come on, babe. 1102 00:44:10,481 --> 00:44:12,250 -[Michael] That's it, Logan. -[Stacey] Let's do this. 1103 00:44:12,718 --> 00:44:13,885 -You good? -I'm good. You good? 1104 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:15,353 -Yeah. Great. -Good. 1105 00:44:15,453 --> 00:44:16,922 [Michael yelling] 1106 00:44:18,724 --> 00:44:20,391 [rock music playing] 1107 00:44:21,526 --> 00:44:23,261 * Chocolate stardust * 1108 00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,398 * Keep on rolling, baby * 1109 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:29,735 * Throw your hands up * 1110 00:44:29,801 --> 00:44:32,203 * Now move in, now move out, hands up, now hands down * 1111 00:44:32,303 --> 00:44:35,040 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1112 00:44:35,140 --> 00:44:37,442 * Breathe in, now breathe out, hands up, now hands down * 1113 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:39,978 * Back up, back up, tell me what you gonna do now * 1114 00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:42,247 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1115 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:44,850 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1116 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,385 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1117 00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,653 * Keep rollin'... * 1118 00:44:48,754 --> 00:44:51,056 Yeah! This is my favorite! Rollin', rollin'! 1119 00:44:51,156 --> 00:44:52,590 * I know y'all be lovin this ish right here * 1120 00:44:52,758 --> 00:44:55,260 * L-I-M-P Bizkit is right here * 1121 00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,395 * Gonna F you up, shut the F up * 1122 00:44:57,495 --> 00:45:01,166 * And back the F up while we F this track up * 1123 00:45:01,266 --> 00:45:03,201 [inaudible] 1124 00:45:05,236 --> 00:45:06,972 * You wanna mess with Limp Bizkit? * 1125 00:45:07,072 --> 00:45:08,506 * You can't mess with Limp Bizkit * 1126 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:10,776 * 'Cause we get it on every day and every night * 1127 00:45:10,876 --> 00:45:12,477 Was he always that talented? 1128 00:45:12,577 --> 00:45:16,381 Yeah, but in school it was mostly sad flute music. 1129 00:45:16,481 --> 00:45:17,783 Oh, yes! 1130 00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,618 So you all went to high school together? 1131 00:45:20,786 --> 00:45:22,320 Yeah! PCA, baby! 1132 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,322 So sad what happened. 1133 00:45:25,156 --> 00:45:28,693 We were the last class to attend Pacific Coast Academy. 1134 00:45:28,794 --> 00:45:31,696 The school closed down in 2009 1135 00:45:31,797 --> 00:45:35,366 when multiple parents complained about poor education standards, 1136 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,136 leading the state to launch a formal investigation, 1137 00:45:38,236 --> 00:45:41,039 only to discover the school wasn't even accredited 1138 00:45:41,139 --> 00:45:43,474 and Dean Rivers was stealing students' tuition 1139 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:46,077 and blowing it at Morongo Casino and Resort. 1140 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,446 Yeah, it wasn't even a real school. 1141 00:45:48,546 --> 00:45:51,016 The student loans were real! Ha! 1142 00:45:51,116 --> 00:45:53,551 [laughing] I have so much debt! 1143 00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:57,823 * Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' * 1144 00:45:57,856 --> 00:45:59,424 * Rollin' * 1145 00:45:59,524 --> 00:46:01,292 -[all cheer] -Woo! 1146 00:46:02,393 --> 00:46:05,230 -Let's go! -Great job, buddy. Great job. 1147 00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:07,565 -Let's do it. -[Logan] That was awesome! 1148 00:46:07,665 --> 00:46:09,600 [indistinct shouting] 1149 00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:12,737 I'm gonna hit the head. Does anybody need anything? 1150 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:15,140 Chase? Maybe a water? 1151 00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:16,842 Yes. 1152 00:46:16,908 --> 00:46:18,509 All right, I'll be right back. 1153 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:21,412 -Consent to a kiss? -Granted. 1154 00:46:29,487 --> 00:46:32,858 All right, next up, we have Hugo Hemsworth 1155 00:46:32,924 --> 00:46:35,526 and Chase Matthews 1156 00:46:35,626 --> 00:46:36,694 singing a duet. 1157 00:46:36,862 --> 00:46:38,363 No, I'm all set. 1158 00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:41,867 Babe, you love karaoke. Go! 1159 00:46:41,933 --> 00:46:43,634 [cheers and applause] 1160 00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:48,206 [all chanting] Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase! 1161 00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:49,975 -Yes! -Woo! 1162 00:46:50,075 --> 00:46:51,476 [Stacey] Yes, Chase! 1163 00:46:51,576 --> 00:46:52,477 Go, Chase, go! 1164 00:46:52,577 --> 00:46:53,778 Hope you're cool with the high part. 1165 00:46:53,879 --> 00:46:54,880 Uh, what song are we even-- 1166 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:58,583 * Now I've had * 1167 00:46:58,683 --> 00:47:01,152 * The time of my life * 1168 00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:04,322 * No, I never felt like this before * 1169 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:06,191 Damn it, I love this song. 1170 00:47:06,291 --> 00:47:07,959 * Yes, I swear * 1171 00:47:08,059 --> 00:47:10,061 * It's the truth * 1172 00:47:10,161 --> 00:47:12,931 * And I owe it all to you * 1173 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:16,434 * 'Cause I've had * 1174 00:47:16,534 --> 00:47:19,070 * The time of my life * 1175 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:22,908 * And I owe it all to you * 1176 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,276 -Yo, they're both... -Pretty good! 1177 00:47:25,376 --> 00:47:27,012 -Yeah. -Let's go, Chase! 1178 00:47:27,112 --> 00:47:28,446 Not bad. 1179 00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:30,448 Bet you didn't know I was a high tenor, did you? 1180 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:32,417 * I've been waiting for so long * 1181 00:47:32,517 --> 00:47:35,053 * Now I finally found someone * 1182 00:47:35,153 --> 00:47:37,522 * To stand by me * 1183 00:47:39,090 --> 00:47:41,592 * We saw the writing on the wall * 1184 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:45,931 * As we felt this magical fantasy * 1185 00:47:47,765 --> 00:47:50,368 * Now with passion in our eyes * 1186 00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:54,605 * There's no way we could disguise it secretly * 1187 00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,944 * So we take each others' hand * 1188 00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:04,515 * 'Cause we seem to understand the urgency * 1189 00:48:05,450 --> 00:48:07,752 [tender, upbeat music playing] 1190 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:13,858 -Are they...? -Wasted? 1191 00:48:13,959 --> 00:48:15,560 One of them is. 1192 00:48:16,027 --> 00:48:18,429 * I've had * 1193 00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,731 * The time of my life * 1194 00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:25,203 * No, I never felt this way before * 1195 00:48:25,303 --> 00:48:27,405 * Yes, I swear * 1196 00:48:27,505 --> 00:48:30,241 * It's the truth * 1197 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:34,479 * And I owe it all to you * 1198 00:48:34,579 --> 00:48:35,880 [cheering] 1199 00:48:35,981 --> 00:48:37,415 [Michael] See that bod? 1200 00:48:41,852 --> 00:48:43,154 Yes! 1201 00:48:43,254 --> 00:48:44,522 [Mark] Calm down. 1202 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,235 [cheering] 1203 00:48:57,902 --> 00:48:59,237 Yes! 1204 00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:03,874 I can't dance like that. I can't dance like that. 1205 00:49:04,009 --> 00:49:06,044 No, come on! Come on! 1206 00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,812 Oh, whoa, whoa. Are you okay? 1207 00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:09,280 I am so sorry, dude. 1208 00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:10,615 What is this? 1209 00:49:10,715 --> 00:49:12,283 What? I thought we were just having fun. 1210 00:49:12,383 --> 00:49:13,818 This is about Zoey, isn't it? 1211 00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:16,021 You're mad we dated so you're trying to make me jealous. 1212 00:49:16,087 --> 00:49:18,356 Well, that's not gonna work, Mr. Sexy Doctor Man, 1213 00:49:18,456 --> 00:49:20,358 because I don't care about Zoey anymore. 1214 00:49:20,458 --> 00:49:22,693 -What's happening? -Looks like they're fighting. 1215 00:49:22,793 --> 00:49:24,362 [inaudible] 1216 00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:26,664 Let's just chill out. 1217 00:49:26,764 --> 00:49:29,067 That's it. I'm over it! I'm over her! 1218 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,903 -Well, doesn't sound like it. -What'd you say? 1219 00:49:33,038 --> 00:49:34,539 I just get the feeling 1220 00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,342 that maybe you're not actually over her. 1221 00:49:40,245 --> 00:49:41,679 -[screams] -[all gasp] 1222 00:49:42,813 --> 00:49:44,382 [all cheer] 1223 00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:48,553 [laughing] 1224 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:51,389 You're getting a bit heavy. 1225 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,592 -Ah! -[all gasp] 1226 00:49:57,062 --> 00:49:59,064 -[Mark] What? -Up! Up! 1227 00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:00,298 What is your problem? 1228 00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:03,401 Oh, boo-hoo! Time for rehearsal! 1229 00:50:03,501 --> 00:50:04,869 Out of bed! 1230 00:50:07,305 --> 00:50:09,140 Everybody outside in ten! 1231 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,342 [Stacey] What is the matter with you? 1232 00:50:11,442 --> 00:50:13,911 [both continue shouting indistinctly] 1233 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:20,718 Can't he leave me alone for one minute? 1234 00:50:20,818 --> 00:50:22,420 I'm so sick of babysitting this guy. 1235 00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:23,954 I cannot do this today. 1236 00:50:24,055 --> 00:50:25,090 [sighs] 1237 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:31,162 -Todd. -Hmm? 1238 00:50:31,262 --> 00:50:32,630 Aren't you a manny? 1239 00:50:33,431 --> 00:50:35,566 It's a side gig, but yeah. 1240 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:38,869 -Hmm? -No! 1241 00:50:39,304 --> 00:50:41,506 -[whimpers] -[sighs] 1242 00:50:41,606 --> 00:50:44,575 No. I'm your fake boyfriend. 1243 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,278 Fake hungover boyfriend. 1244 00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:48,979 I'm not your babysitter. 1245 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:50,548 Please. Please. 1246 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,150 [Logan] Meet me in the chapel in ten! 1247 00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:54,952 I have to go be with my friends. I really need your help on this. 1248 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,020 Please. 1249 00:50:56,121 --> 00:50:57,622 The villa is just right up the street. 1250 00:50:57,722 --> 00:50:59,990 You can go up there, distract him, have fun. 1251 00:51:00,091 --> 00:51:03,194 -Please, please, please? -Wait, so I get to go to set? 1252 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:05,029 Yes. Thank you. 1253 00:51:07,465 --> 00:51:09,800 Oh, my God. Finally. 1254 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:12,570 [Logan] Places! Okay. 1255 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,505 So we're gonna start with Michael 1256 00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:17,542 making an announcement to ask all the guests 1257 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:19,944 to silence their phones. 1258 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:21,779 Cue Michael. 1259 00:51:22,947 --> 00:51:24,182 [wheezes] 1260 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:26,151 [Michael gasps weakly] 1261 00:51:28,353 --> 00:51:29,754 Cue Michael. 1262 00:51:30,688 --> 00:51:32,357 [wheezing] Silence your phone. 1263 00:51:32,457 --> 00:51:33,624 Bro, what is going on? 1264 00:51:33,724 --> 00:51:35,926 [Lyric] "I think I lost my voice." 1265 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,263 How do you know what he's saying? 1266 00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:40,165 I'm really good at lip-reading. 1267 00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:41,399 From over there? 1268 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:42,967 -Plus, I have 20/20 vision. -[Logan] Great. 1269 00:51:43,067 --> 00:51:45,670 So my officiant has lost his voice 1270 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:47,672 the day before the wedding! 1271 00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:50,508 This is why we can't have fun. 1272 00:51:51,176 --> 00:51:53,010 [Lyric] "Let me show you. Ready?" 1273 00:51:53,178 --> 00:51:55,713 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 1274 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:58,283 to celebrate this thing called patriarchy. 1275 00:51:59,417 --> 00:52:00,751 Heard of it? 1276 00:52:01,186 --> 00:52:03,554 Which has been used for centuries to oppress women 1277 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:05,190 by buying and selling them. 1278 00:52:05,223 --> 00:52:07,658 It's also kept the majority of wealth in the male minority. 1279 00:52:07,758 --> 00:52:09,093 [Logan] Okay, thank you, Lyric. 1280 00:52:09,194 --> 00:52:12,029 Look, I'm sorry, buddy, but I gotta replace you. 1281 00:52:12,197 --> 00:52:14,098 -[Lyric] "Son of a--" -Fine. 1282 00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,201 -I'll do it. -What? 1283 00:52:16,267 --> 00:52:19,804 I have the number one murder podcast in the U.S. 1284 00:52:19,904 --> 00:52:21,639 People would literally kill 1285 00:52:21,739 --> 00:52:23,208 to have me officiate their wedding. 1286 00:52:23,308 --> 00:52:24,842 Yeah, you make a fair point. 1287 00:52:24,942 --> 00:52:26,244 But who's gonna walk me down the aisle? 1288 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:29,480 -It's a straight line, babe. -Michael, obviously. 1289 00:52:29,914 --> 00:52:31,549 [Lyric] "Okay, sounds good." 1290 00:52:31,649 --> 00:52:32,983 [Logan] Let's try this again. 1291 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:36,754 Stacey will ask everyone to silence their phones. 1292 00:52:36,854 --> 00:52:38,556 Get out of here, buddy. 1293 00:52:38,656 --> 00:52:40,925 -[clears throat] -Cue Stacey. 1294 00:52:42,227 --> 00:52:45,963 [in deep, booming voice] Silence your phones! 1295 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:49,033 Just a little less creepy next time, okay? 1296 00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:51,702 Yeah, okay. Lyric's gonna sing us in. 1297 00:52:53,538 --> 00:52:55,240 Lyric! 1298 00:52:57,575 --> 00:52:58,776 [device chimes] 1299 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:00,778 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1300 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:03,748 [vocalizes notes, stops] 1301 00:53:04,249 --> 00:53:06,484 My AI gloves weren't programmed to deal with that reverb. 1302 00:53:06,584 --> 00:53:07,918 Did you hear the echo? 1303 00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:09,954 -[vocalizing] -[distorted audio] 1304 00:53:10,054 --> 00:53:11,822 All right, guys, get in places. 1305 00:53:11,922 --> 00:53:14,124 Michael, Mark, Camille and Jared, come on. 1306 00:53:14,259 --> 00:53:15,793 -Tighten up. -How's your nose? 1307 00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:17,262 How do you think? 1308 00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:19,664 Your boyfriend dropped me on my face on purpose. 1309 00:53:19,764 --> 00:53:21,666 He did not do it on purpose. 1310 00:53:21,766 --> 00:53:24,502 Zoey, he's very strong. His muscles are huge. 1311 00:53:24,602 --> 00:53:25,836 He definitely could have held me. 1312 00:53:25,936 --> 00:53:28,406 Classic Chase. Taking everything so personally. 1313 00:53:28,506 --> 00:53:30,140 He said he was sorry. 1314 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,478 [Logan] All right, cue Camille and Jared. 1315 00:53:33,578 --> 00:53:36,046 Chase, I know it's awkward, but for the sake of our friends, 1316 00:53:36,146 --> 00:53:38,283 can't we at least just try to be friends? 1317 00:53:38,316 --> 00:53:39,417 [sighs] 1318 00:53:39,517 --> 00:53:41,051 I'm sorry, but after everything that happened, 1319 00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:42,753 did you really think we were gonna be able 1320 00:53:42,853 --> 00:53:44,389 to just link arms and stroll off into the sunset? 1321 00:53:44,489 --> 00:53:47,525 All right, now Zoey and Chase will link arms and stroll. 1322 00:53:47,625 --> 00:53:49,394 Okay, the timing of that was unfair. 1323 00:53:49,494 --> 00:53:52,430 [Logan] They're linking. They're strolling. 1324 00:53:54,499 --> 00:53:56,066 You could look happy. 1325 00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:58,403 Okay, cue the bride. 1326 00:53:59,570 --> 00:54:02,139 [Chase] And, frankly, there is no amount of philanthropy 1327 00:54:02,307 --> 00:54:03,908 that will ever make up for those mistakes. 1328 00:54:04,008 --> 00:54:05,776 -[laughter] -Lastly, 1329 00:54:05,876 --> 00:54:07,312 Quinn, you have come up 1330 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:09,947 with so many wonderful inventions over the years, 1331 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,982 but I think that your most impressive yet 1332 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,319 is actually the reinvention 1333 00:54:14,352 --> 00:54:16,487 of this guy right here, my best friend. 1334 00:54:16,587 --> 00:54:18,889 He's become an amazing man because of you. 1335 00:54:18,989 --> 00:54:21,326 And so I think I speak for all of us 1336 00:54:21,359 --> 00:54:23,894 when I say thank you very much, Quinn. 1337 00:54:23,994 --> 00:54:26,163 -[all laugh] -To Quinn and Logan. Everyone. 1338 00:54:26,331 --> 00:54:28,232 [all] To Quinn and Logan! 1339 00:54:28,333 --> 00:54:29,534 [glasses clink] 1340 00:54:31,836 --> 00:54:33,971 This is nice. Stace, isn't this nice? 1341 00:54:34,071 --> 00:54:35,573 Everyone together, celebrating? 1342 00:54:35,673 --> 00:54:39,344 Mm-hmm. Mark, tell me something. You're my field producer, right? 1343 00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:40,645 And husband. 1344 00:54:40,745 --> 00:54:42,880 Then why aren't you in the field? 1345 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:44,982 I thought we'd take the night off. 1346 00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,884 Can the women who are being murdered 1347 00:54:46,984 --> 00:54:48,353 take the night off, Mark? 1348 00:54:48,453 --> 00:54:49,487 But... 1349 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:51,656 couldn't he be here? 1350 00:54:52,490 --> 00:54:53,524 -What? -I'm just saying, 1351 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,760 technically couldn't the Malibu Murderer 1352 00:54:56,126 --> 00:54:57,628 be at this wedding 1353 00:54:57,728 --> 00:54:59,129 in Malibu? 1354 00:55:00,631 --> 00:55:01,832 How dare you, Mark? 1355 00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,734 These are our closest and dearest friends. 1356 00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:06,203 -You're so right. -Why would there be a murderer 1357 00:55:06,371 --> 00:55:08,038 -at this wedding? -Just forget I said it. 1358 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,440 Enjoy your fish. 1359 00:55:13,110 --> 00:55:14,745 -Where's Hugo? -Oh. 1360 00:55:14,845 --> 00:55:16,146 Um, uh... 1361 00:55:17,114 --> 00:55:18,649 he got called in for an emergency. 1362 00:55:18,749 --> 00:55:20,818 If only there were more people like him in the world. 1363 00:55:21,452 --> 00:55:24,254 Hey, Zoe, your turn. Like yesterday. 1364 00:55:24,389 --> 00:55:26,090 Oh, right. Yeah, okay. 1365 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:27,792 [glass clinking] 1366 00:55:27,892 --> 00:55:31,696 I would like to make a toast. 1367 00:55:32,530 --> 00:55:37,067 I've known Quinn and Logan for more than half my life. 1368 00:55:37,635 --> 00:55:40,405 During that time, I've watched Quinn grow, 1369 00:55:40,505 --> 00:55:44,942 evolve, and accomplish almost all of her dreams. 1370 00:55:45,476 --> 00:55:47,545 And I've watched Logan watch her do that. 1371 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:49,046 [all laugh] 1372 00:55:49,447 --> 00:55:53,551 Everyone says that high school love doesn't last, 1373 00:55:53,651 --> 00:55:55,420 and they're right. 1374 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:58,288 Most of the time, it doesn't. 1375 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:01,158 Against all odds, 1376 00:56:01,258 --> 00:56:03,761 Quinn and Logan have proved them wrong. 1377 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,798 Uh... um... 1378 00:56:07,898 --> 00:56:11,602 uh, that's why it's so real 1379 00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:13,971 and inspiring. 1380 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,306 Just really makes me, 1381 00:56:16,441 --> 00:56:19,944 you know, just dance a little and, um... 1382 00:56:20,611 --> 00:56:23,180 [bangs on table] ...just really gets me 1383 00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,717 so excited, I just want to sing and drink a lot. 1384 00:56:26,817 --> 00:56:28,352 -[all cheer] -Yeah! 1385 00:56:28,453 --> 00:56:30,521 To Quinn and Logan! 1386 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,923 -[excited chatter] -[glasses clink] 1387 00:56:33,991 --> 00:56:35,259 [all gasp] 1388 00:56:35,359 --> 00:56:38,162 I'm such a klutz. I'm gonna have to go change. 1389 00:56:38,262 --> 00:56:39,697 You missed your mouth by a lot. 1390 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,699 I know. I'm sorry. I'll be right back, okay? 1391 00:56:44,869 --> 00:56:46,136 What is going on? 1392 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,272 Why is he here? And what is on his face? 1393 00:56:48,372 --> 00:56:51,275 I'm an ice tiger. Grr! 1394 00:56:51,976 --> 00:56:53,243 Todd, what happened? 1395 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:55,012 [in normal voice] You told me to babysit. 1396 00:56:55,112 --> 00:56:56,481 So I took him to the pier. 1397 00:56:56,547 --> 00:56:58,949 He wanted to ride the kiddy coaster, right? 1398 00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:01,919 But he's too big, so he hit his head on the support beam. 1399 00:57:03,954 --> 00:57:06,724 Now he can't remember the last six months of his life. 1400 00:57:06,824 --> 00:57:10,160 Including the show, or Jordyn J. 1401 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,996 -What? -[roars loudly] 1402 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,964 -[roaring] -My God. 1403 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,365 Did I just hear a lion? 1404 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:18,636 No. My dad made me get rid of all my exotic pets. 1405 00:57:18,736 --> 00:57:20,838 [Todd] It's not that big of a deal. 1406 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:22,272 Right? It's okay. 1407 00:57:22,372 --> 00:57:25,510 I mean, wasn't Jordan B. pretty stupid already? 1408 00:57:25,943 --> 00:57:27,678 [roars] 1409 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:30,515 You're right, maybe nobody will even notice. 1410 00:57:30,548 --> 00:57:32,883 I mean, I'm gonna be telling him exactly what to say. 1411 00:57:33,317 --> 00:57:35,219 Okay, I need to get back down there. 1412 00:57:35,319 --> 00:57:36,754 So you're gonna sneak him into the villa, 1413 00:57:36,854 --> 00:57:38,322 put him to sleep, he'll sleep this off, 1414 00:57:38,422 --> 00:57:40,558 -and everything will be-- -[cell phone chimes] 1415 00:57:40,658 --> 00:57:41,892 Oh. 1416 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,597 [screams] 1417 00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:48,999 [bright, upbeat music playing] 1418 00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:52,637 [panting] 1419 00:58:05,550 --> 00:58:07,384 [male voice] Door opening. 1420 00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:14,592 Door closing. 1421 00:58:17,562 --> 00:58:18,963 Zoey, it is show day. 1422 00:58:19,063 --> 00:58:21,031 You said you were gonna have the car back in time, 1423 00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:22,600 so where's the car, babe? 1424 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:23,768 Archer, I promise you, 1425 00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:25,703 the car is the least of your worries. 1426 00:58:25,803 --> 00:58:29,574 Have you seen Jordan B. today? Is he acting a little, 1427 00:58:29,607 --> 00:58:31,642 um, I don't know, different? 1428 00:58:32,810 --> 00:58:34,411 Oh, hey! 1429 00:58:35,012 --> 00:58:36,747 -Hi. -Hey! 1430 00:58:36,847 --> 00:58:37,982 Whoa! 1431 00:58:40,050 --> 00:58:41,719 [panicked chatter] 1432 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,321 Just as dumb as usual. Why? 1433 00:58:44,421 --> 00:58:46,991 No reason! Look, I'm on my way with the car. 1434 00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:49,994 I just have to make a little pit stop in Santa Barbara. 1435 00:58:50,094 --> 00:58:52,897 Santa Barbara? That is not on the way. 1436 00:58:53,463 --> 00:58:54,832 Okay, um... 1437 00:58:56,266 --> 00:58:57,902 What do I do? 1438 00:58:58,736 --> 00:59:00,470 [heavy metal music blares] 1439 00:59:00,605 --> 00:59:02,206 -[music turned off] -No. 1440 00:59:02,306 --> 00:59:03,974 [male voice] Door opening. 1441 00:59:04,074 --> 00:59:06,210 [gasps] Oh, my God! I'm so sorry! I did not mean to! 1442 00:59:06,310 --> 00:59:07,912 -[groans] -Oh, Chase. 1443 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,279 It's you. 1444 00:59:09,379 --> 00:59:10,781 Zoey! 1445 00:59:11,649 --> 00:59:13,884 If my nose wasn't broken before, I think it might be now. 1446 00:59:13,984 --> 00:59:15,653 Why are you even up this early? 1447 00:59:15,753 --> 00:59:17,487 I went on a run. Why are you even up right now? 1448 00:59:17,622 --> 00:59:19,123 Is your nose bleeding? 1449 00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,490 Oh, here, I have some tissues. 1450 00:59:20,625 --> 00:59:21,826 [male voice] Door closing. 1451 00:59:21,926 --> 00:59:23,360 -Uh, no... -Wait, no, no, no! 1452 00:59:23,460 --> 00:59:25,295 Wait, wait! 1453 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:26,997 [male voice] Navigation calculated. 1454 00:59:27,097 --> 00:59:30,300 Estimated time: one hour, 12 minutes. 1455 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,203 Zoey? Turn it off. 1456 00:59:33,303 --> 00:59:34,772 [Zoey] I don't know how. 1457 00:59:34,872 --> 00:59:37,041 [Chase] You don't know how to work your own car? 1458 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:39,143 -Come on. -Turn off! 1459 00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,946 -Door. Stop car. -[Chase] Uh... 1460 00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:44,849 [Zoey] Cancel trip. 1461 00:59:44,949 --> 00:59:47,885 [male voice] New drive time: one hour, 59 minutes. 1462 00:59:47,985 --> 00:59:49,820 [Chase] Why did it just go up? 1463 00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:52,222 -Quinn? -Here comes the bride. 1464 00:59:52,322 --> 00:59:56,326 All dressed in really pretty pink pajamas. Hello? 1465 00:59:56,426 --> 00:59:58,462 -Wedding day! -Good morning! 1466 00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:01,799 -You all look so good! -You do! 1467 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,568 Where's Zoey? 1468 01:00:04,669 --> 01:00:06,270 -Oh. -Zoey? 1469 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:07,404 Zoey? 1470 01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:09,640 -Zoe? -Zoey? 1471 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,341 -Zoey? -Zoey? 1472 01:00:21,251 --> 01:00:23,287 It's showtime, baby. 1473 01:00:31,862 --> 01:00:33,998 Can you at least tell me where we're going? 1474 01:00:39,169 --> 01:00:42,740 Cool, I guess we'll just sit in silence then. 1475 01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:45,342 Chase, you made it very clear 1476 01:00:45,442 --> 01:00:47,377 that you don't want to hear what I have to say. 1477 01:00:47,477 --> 01:00:48,879 I thought that maybe this weekend, 1478 01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,815 we could put our past behind us and act like adults, 1479 01:00:50,915 --> 01:00:52,549 but clearly we cannot. 1480 01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:55,519 So, yes, I think it's best if we don't speak. 1481 01:00:55,619 --> 01:00:57,387 [male voice] Playing "Don't Speak." 1482 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:00,490 * You and me * 1483 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:04,394 * We used to be together * 1484 01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:07,431 * Every day, together * 1485 01:01:07,531 --> 01:01:09,867 * Always * 1486 01:01:10,935 --> 01:01:13,838 * I really feel * 1487 01:01:13,938 --> 01:01:16,874 * That I'm losing my best friend * 1488 01:01:16,974 --> 01:01:22,146 * I can't believe this could be the end * 1489 01:01:23,047 --> 01:01:24,181 * Don't speak * 1490 01:01:24,281 --> 01:01:26,984 * I know just what you're saying * 1491 01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:30,054 * So please stop explaining * 1492 01:01:30,154 --> 01:01:32,056 * Don't tell me, 'cause it hurts * 1493 01:01:32,156 --> 01:01:34,058 [Todd, in Australian accent] Ladies, are we decent? 1494 01:01:34,158 --> 01:01:34,992 [laughs] 1495 01:01:35,092 --> 01:01:37,361 Hugo, what are you doing here? 1496 01:01:37,461 --> 01:01:39,396 Zoey's dealing with a little work emergency, 1497 01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,631 -so she sent me. -Wow. 1498 01:01:41,766 --> 01:01:44,034 -Who wants mimosas? -[excited chatter] 1499 01:01:44,134 --> 01:01:45,269 [Todd] Yes! 1500 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:47,637 -Everybody take a glass. -Is everything okay? 1501 01:01:47,772 --> 01:01:49,606 [Todd] Here you go. Everything is fine. 1502 01:01:49,774 --> 01:01:52,409 -She's gonna be right back. -Okay. 1503 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:56,981 [male voice] Arriving at Perry's Fine Jewelry. 1504 01:01:57,815 --> 01:01:59,784 [whimsical music playing] 1505 01:02:00,217 --> 01:02:03,387 [Chase] But Logan said you got the rings already. 1506 01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:04,588 Doors opening. 1507 01:02:04,688 --> 01:02:06,623 Thank God. Let's get out of here. 1508 01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:08,959 This thing's horrible. It's like a prison on wheels. 1509 01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:12,062 Doors closing. Self-park activating. 1510 01:02:12,863 --> 01:02:14,865 Oh. Heh. 1511 01:02:16,533 --> 01:02:19,369 Hey, is that the car from LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1512 01:02:20,137 --> 01:02:20,905 No. 1513 01:02:21,005 --> 01:02:22,506 I'm pretty sure it is. 1514 01:02:22,606 --> 01:02:23,874 No, it's not. 1515 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,882 [woman] These are really nice. 1516 01:02:31,982 --> 01:02:34,318 Even I would like for you to buy me some of these. 1517 01:02:34,418 --> 01:02:36,353 You know, if you want somebody on the side, 1518 01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:37,621 I am that person. 1519 01:02:39,924 --> 01:02:41,325 [bell dings] 1520 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:42,392 [gasps] 1521 01:02:42,492 --> 01:02:43,560 We are appointment only. 1522 01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:44,661 You have an appointment? 1523 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:46,663 Um, we're here to pick up. 1524 01:02:46,831 --> 01:02:49,333 -Name? -Reese. Logan and Quinn. 1525 01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:51,701 Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Reese. 1526 01:02:51,836 --> 01:02:54,504 Stop playing with me. You know you got no money. Go home. 1527 01:02:55,205 --> 01:02:58,876 Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Reese, I did not recognize your voice. 1528 01:02:58,976 --> 01:03:00,610 I spoke to y'all over the phone. 1529 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,079 Remember me? Janice. 1530 01:03:02,179 --> 01:03:03,613 -No, that's actually not... -No. We're not... 1531 01:03:03,848 --> 01:03:06,050 Honestly, it's fine. My mama say I'm forgettable. 1532 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,852 But you two are late. 1533 01:03:07,885 --> 01:03:09,119 I thought maybe you was trying to ditch us 1534 01:03:09,219 --> 01:03:10,888 and get your rings down the street. 1535 01:03:10,988 --> 01:03:12,289 [both laugh nervously] 1536 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:13,858 Pauline! Kayla! 1537 01:03:13,924 --> 01:03:15,993 -The Reese family is here! -Oh, my God. 1538 01:03:17,061 --> 01:03:18,128 [chuckles] 1539 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:19,563 [Janice] The rings will be right out. 1540 01:03:19,663 --> 01:03:20,630 -Oh! -Oh! 1541 01:03:20,730 --> 01:03:21,866 [chuckles nervously] 1542 01:03:21,899 --> 01:03:23,600 Pauline! Kayla! 1543 01:03:24,768 --> 01:03:26,170 [gasps] 1544 01:03:33,978 --> 01:03:35,345 Oh, this is a lot. 1545 01:03:37,181 --> 01:03:38,682 -Uh, no. -Uh, no. We're fine. 1546 01:03:38,782 --> 01:03:40,684 -Take it. -[whispering] Take it. 1547 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,020 -Okay. -[both chuckle nervously] 1548 01:03:43,120 --> 01:03:45,022 We love giving high-paying customers like yourself 1549 01:03:45,122 --> 01:03:46,223 the full VIP treatment. 1550 01:03:46,323 --> 01:03:47,557 We hope you don't mind. 1551 01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:49,359 -We actually have to go. -Yeah, we need to leave. 1552 01:03:49,459 --> 01:03:52,897 Oh, come on, you're never gonna be as in love as you are now. 1553 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:54,531 And it might not even last. 1554 01:03:55,199 --> 01:03:56,967 -Probably won't. -That's a weird thing to say. 1555 01:03:57,067 --> 01:03:58,268 Okay. Oh! 1556 01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:00,204 [Janice] A toast to the bride and groom. 1557 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:01,939 -[camera shutters click] -[all] Cheers! 1558 01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:03,740 So, Quinn and Logan, what's your story? 1559 01:04:03,908 --> 01:04:06,076 -Again, we're actually not... -We don't want to... 1560 01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:09,279 Oh, come on, don't be those people, so boring. 1561 01:04:09,379 --> 01:04:11,281 Don't even think about being those people. 1562 01:04:11,748 --> 01:04:14,551 You're not gonna get these rings until you spill the tea. 1563 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,153 Now, where did you meet? 1564 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,023 Well, we met in middle school. 1565 01:04:19,123 --> 01:04:21,491 Oh, young love. I love. Then what? 1566 01:04:21,591 --> 01:04:24,794 He saw me and ran his bike into a flagpole. 1567 01:04:24,929 --> 01:04:26,296 -No. A flagpole? -I'm dead. 1568 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:28,632 -Then we became best friends. -Study buddies. 1569 01:04:28,732 --> 01:04:30,534 But everybody knew I had a thing for her. 1570 01:04:30,634 --> 01:04:32,269 And no one knew I had a thing for him. 1571 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,803 -They knew. -They did not. 1572 01:04:33,938 --> 01:04:35,940 But every time I tried to take it to the next level, 1573 01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:38,342 something always got in the way. 1574 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,744 -Other boyfriends. -[all gasp] 1575 01:04:40,844 --> 01:04:43,047 -Other girlfriends. -Yikes. We don't like that. 1576 01:04:43,147 --> 01:04:44,714 -Distance. -Mm-hmm. 1577 01:04:44,814 --> 01:04:46,250 -Mistakes. -Ugh. 1578 01:04:46,350 --> 01:04:47,985 But anyway, here we are getting married now. 1579 01:04:48,085 --> 01:04:49,653 It's great, so fast-forward to now. 1580 01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:50,554 We'd love our rings. 1581 01:04:50,654 --> 01:04:52,122 [chanting] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1582 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:54,824 [all] Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. 1583 01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:57,527 -Actually, we're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1584 01:04:57,627 --> 01:04:59,796 -We're just gonna... -Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1585 01:04:59,964 --> 01:05:04,434 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1586 01:05:04,534 --> 01:05:06,703 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1587 01:05:06,803 --> 01:05:08,872 -[all cheer] -[camera shutters click] 1588 01:05:09,974 --> 01:05:11,641 Guys, seriously? 1589 01:05:11,741 --> 01:05:14,011 -We're actually gonna head. -We should leave, right? 1590 01:05:14,111 --> 01:05:15,779 This is a lot. And the champagne was... 1591 01:05:15,879 --> 01:05:18,748 * I'm just waiting for your love * 1592 01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:21,251 * You know you are the only one * 1593 01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:22,686 * That I think of * 1594 01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:26,190 * And all I want to do is fuel the fire * 1595 01:05:26,290 --> 01:05:27,691 [all] Oh. 1596 01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:30,660 -Seriously, these suck. -Every single one. 1597 01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:32,062 Blurry. 1598 01:05:32,496 --> 01:05:35,299 No, actually, Zoey's the big spoon 1599 01:05:35,399 --> 01:05:36,800 and I'm the little spoon. 1600 01:05:36,900 --> 01:05:38,068 We're cute like that. 1601 01:05:38,168 --> 01:05:39,203 [all laugh] 1602 01:05:39,303 --> 01:05:41,005 Hugo, you are hilarious. 1603 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,339 Where did you grow up again? 1604 01:05:42,439 --> 01:05:43,607 [in normal voice] Burbank. 1605 01:05:43,707 --> 01:05:45,309 [in Australian accent] Uh... Brisbane. 1606 01:05:47,644 --> 01:05:48,445 [laughs] 1607 01:05:48,545 --> 01:05:50,014 Australia. Brisbane. 1608 01:05:52,149 --> 01:05:54,718 [Lyric] Sometimes I use an Australian accent when I go out. 1609 01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:56,653 [in bad Australian accent] You wouldn't believe 1610 01:05:56,753 --> 01:06:00,790 how many men, women, and nonbinary people I get 1611 01:06:00,890 --> 01:06:02,259 when I use this voice. 1612 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,694 Hey, Hugo, could you text Zoey for me? 1613 01:06:04,794 --> 01:06:06,930 I've tried a bunch of times, but she hasn't responded. 1614 01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:08,432 Yeah, can do. 1615 01:06:08,532 --> 01:06:10,834 I'll get us a bottle while I'm out. 1616 01:06:12,336 --> 01:06:13,670 [sighs] 1617 01:06:15,505 --> 01:06:16,673 All right, see you soon. 1618 01:06:16,773 --> 01:06:19,809 [in bad accent] Ugh. Aussies are the best. 1619 01:06:21,145 --> 01:06:23,580 [computerized voice] Hey, Logan, here's an idea. 1620 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,415 I can still officiate the wedding 1621 01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:27,051 using text to voice. 1622 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,918 What? No, dude. Absolutely not. 1623 01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:31,255 Look, I can't find Chase anywhere. Where is he? 1624 01:06:31,355 --> 01:06:32,689 [wheezing] 1625 01:06:33,557 --> 01:06:35,159 Dude, I can't hear a single thing you're saying. 1626 01:06:35,259 --> 01:06:36,226 Where is he? 1627 01:06:36,326 --> 01:06:37,827 -I'll text him. -I'll text him. 1628 01:06:37,927 --> 01:06:39,063 Thank you, Jared. 1629 01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:43,433 [computerized voice] Jared, you suck. 1630 01:06:44,068 --> 01:06:45,202 Really, Michael? 1631 01:06:45,302 --> 01:06:47,271 [upbeat music playing] 1632 01:06:47,371 --> 01:06:48,705 [Chase and Zoey laughing] 1633 01:06:48,805 --> 01:06:50,374 [Chase] Is that what happens when you get engaged? 1634 01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:51,975 Free champagne everywhere you go? 1635 01:06:52,076 --> 01:06:53,510 [Zoey] No, that's what happens when you drop 1636 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:55,779 -six figures on a ring. -[laughs] 1637 01:06:55,879 --> 01:06:58,148 So, um, you think you and Hugo will get engaged? 1638 01:06:58,248 --> 01:06:59,849 [laughing] No. 1639 01:06:59,949 --> 01:07:02,086 I'm-I'm-- I mean, no. 1640 01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:05,089 Not really thinking about marriage. 1641 01:07:05,122 --> 01:07:06,890 But what about you? 1642 01:07:06,990 --> 01:07:09,093 Danielle? No. I mean, she's great. 1643 01:07:09,126 --> 01:07:10,960 Um, for now. 1644 01:07:11,095 --> 01:07:13,497 Uh, you know, the timing just felt right. 1645 01:07:13,930 --> 01:07:16,100 Timing. Something we never had. 1646 01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:22,806 [somber music playing] 1647 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:26,110 I'm so sorry about Hawaii. 1648 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,545 I tried to call. I sent messages. 1649 01:07:28,645 --> 01:07:30,714 And I completely understand why you didn't respond, 1650 01:07:30,814 --> 01:07:33,317 but I wanted the chance to explain why I-- 1651 01:07:33,417 --> 01:07:36,220 Left me alone on a literal island and waited weeks to call? 1652 01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:37,954 Yeah, why did you do that? 1653 01:07:40,390 --> 01:07:44,494 I guess I was so used to it not working out between us 1654 01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:47,731 that I was scared of what would happen 1655 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:51,201 if it actually did. So I just bailed. 1656 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:55,272 I really, really wish I hadn't. 1657 01:07:56,039 --> 01:07:59,343 I mean, I've tried to move on. I've tried to forget. 1658 01:07:59,443 --> 01:08:01,044 I threw myself into work. 1659 01:08:01,145 --> 01:08:03,547 Distanced myself from all of our friends. 1660 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,949 I even downloaded every dating app on Earth. 1661 01:08:06,049 --> 01:08:08,918 But no matter what I did, it always came back to you. 1662 01:08:11,655 --> 01:08:14,624 I know that sounds so ridiculous, but it's why... 1663 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:17,827 [music brightens, intensifies] 1664 01:08:35,512 --> 01:08:37,314 -[alarm beeping] -[music fades] 1665 01:08:45,189 --> 01:08:47,056 [Chase] Why is the car stopping? 1666 01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:50,194 [male voice] Zero percent charge. 1667 01:08:51,628 --> 01:08:53,963 Oh, my gosh. You have to charge this car. 1668 01:08:54,063 --> 01:08:55,899 [Chase] Yeah, that's kind of a thing. 1669 01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:58,835 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1670 01:09:01,471 --> 01:09:03,240 You look beautiful. 1671 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:06,276 Thank you. 1672 01:09:08,412 --> 01:09:10,046 Is that what you're wearing? 1673 01:09:10,214 --> 01:09:11,615 Yeah, why? 1674 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:13,049 No reason. 1675 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:16,085 -Anything yet from Zoey? -No. 1676 01:09:16,220 --> 01:09:18,087 Calls are going straight to voicemail. 1677 01:09:18,222 --> 01:09:19,256 Why is... 1678 01:09:19,356 --> 01:09:20,957 ...nothing going through? 1679 01:09:22,659 --> 01:09:25,395 [Chase] Yeah, I think I had better over here, actually. 1680 01:09:25,495 --> 01:09:28,031 [Zoey] What am I gonna do? How could this be the one spot 1681 01:09:28,131 --> 01:09:29,866 that there's absolutely no service? 1682 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:31,468 [cell phone beeping] 1683 01:09:31,568 --> 01:09:33,270 Zoey, Zoey, hey, hey. 1684 01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:34,904 I think we can make it, but we have to go. 1685 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,506 We have to walk now. 1686 01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:38,475 -Okay. -Come on. 1687 01:09:41,978 --> 01:09:44,047 [Chase] Yeah, it'll be good. Here we go. 1688 01:09:47,751 --> 01:09:49,152 Have you heard from Chase this morning? 1689 01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:50,554 Nobody can get a hold of him. 1690 01:09:50,654 --> 01:09:52,322 No, I haven't. 1691 01:09:53,056 --> 01:09:54,791 Wow, you look so good. 1692 01:09:54,891 --> 01:09:56,760 Thanks. So do you. 1693 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:59,329 -Have you heard from Zoey? -No, I haven't. 1694 01:09:59,429 --> 01:10:01,798 Wait. Is this supposed to be their first look? 1695 01:10:01,898 --> 01:10:03,467 -They're weird like that. -[Logan] Wait. 1696 01:10:03,567 --> 01:10:06,436 So the maid of honor and the best man are both missing? 1697 01:10:06,536 --> 01:10:07,904 I can't believe this. 1698 01:10:10,139 --> 01:10:13,076 [Zoey, breathlessly] How much farther? 1699 01:10:13,577 --> 01:10:15,279 [Chase] Oh. Here. 1700 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,547 Okay. Thank you. 1701 01:10:17,947 --> 01:10:19,783 Here, you wear mine. 1702 01:10:20,584 --> 01:10:21,785 Oh, that's so much better. 1703 01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:23,019 Yeah, this is... 1704 01:10:23,119 --> 01:10:24,921 -This is not better. -Okay. 1705 01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:27,223 Oh, God. 1706 01:10:28,024 --> 01:10:29,493 [indistinct chatter] 1707 01:10:29,593 --> 01:10:31,928 [music continues] 1708 01:10:37,367 --> 01:10:39,869 [music ends with an echoing gong note] 1709 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:43,873 [electronic music playing] 1710 01:10:43,973 --> 01:10:46,175 [vocalizing softly] 1711 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:14,938 [bell rings] 1712 01:11:16,039 --> 01:11:18,408 So normally I could not afford Montecito, 1713 01:11:18,508 --> 01:11:22,546 but I can afford Montecito if the house has had a murder, 1714 01:11:22,646 --> 01:11:25,081 -which this one has. -Uh-huh. 1715 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,384 -The whole first floor-- -I think that might be wet. 1716 01:11:31,521 --> 01:11:32,889 What is that? 1717 01:11:32,989 --> 01:11:35,659 Uh, it's "White Diamond," Mr. Kevyn. 1718 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:37,961 Benjamin Moore? 1719 01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,062 This is a great shade. 1720 01:11:39,162 --> 01:11:40,229 I mean, I love it. 1721 01:11:40,364 --> 01:11:41,865 Will you paint my office that color? 1722 01:11:41,965 --> 01:11:43,800 -Yeah. -Great. Now? 1723 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,134 -Oh. Yeah. Yes, sir. -Now! 1724 01:11:45,234 --> 01:11:47,371 No, in the future. Now! 1725 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,539 -Greg! -Hi, hi. 1726 01:11:49,639 --> 01:11:51,140 Hey. 1727 01:11:52,942 --> 01:11:55,712 Does anyone have eyes on the car? 1728 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,214 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 1729 01:12:01,418 --> 01:12:02,719 [Chase] Oh, God. 1730 01:12:03,387 --> 01:12:04,854 Come on, we gotta go. We gotta go. 1731 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,255 [Zoey sighs] Okay. 1732 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,291 [cell phone vibrating] 1733 01:12:09,959 --> 01:12:11,428 [phone line ringing] 1734 01:12:15,765 --> 01:12:17,033 -Hello? -Oh, my God! 1735 01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,002 I thought you were dead! I hoped you were dead! 1736 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:20,203 I've called you like a thousand times. 1737 01:12:20,303 --> 01:12:22,672 -Where the hell are you? -I know, I know. 1738 01:12:22,772 --> 01:12:25,542 So I didn't exactly realize that the car needed to be charged. 1739 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,411 So it's dead on the side of the PCH. 1740 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:29,212 Oh, my God! 1741 01:12:29,846 --> 01:12:31,180 But it's okay. 1742 01:12:31,280 --> 01:12:33,116 The car doesn't even need to be there... 1743 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:37,220 because Jordan B. is going to listen to what I say. 1744 01:12:37,320 --> 01:12:39,589 How are you gonna tell him what to say if you're not here? 1745 01:12:39,689 --> 01:12:41,858 Archer, you're gonna have to trust me on this one. 1746 01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:43,827 Well, I actually don't. 1747 01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,562 -[sighs] -Um... 1748 01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:47,431 I didn't mean to eavesdrop, but it sounds like 1749 01:12:47,497 --> 01:12:49,766 you've gotten yourself into quite a complicated situation. 1750 01:12:49,866 --> 01:12:51,568 You have no idea. 1751 01:12:51,668 --> 01:12:53,069 [Chase gasping] 1752 01:12:55,605 --> 01:12:57,273 [Lyric vocalizing] 1753 01:12:57,441 --> 01:12:59,743 [electronic music playing] 1754 01:13:13,623 --> 01:13:16,292 Okay, we have waited as long as we can, all right? 1755 01:13:16,460 --> 01:13:17,627 These guests are gonna leave 1756 01:13:17,727 --> 01:13:19,496 if we have to listen to Lyric sing anymore. 1757 01:13:20,063 --> 01:13:21,064 [Zoey] Wait. 1758 01:13:21,164 --> 01:13:23,066 We're here. And we have the rings. 1759 01:13:23,166 --> 01:13:24,768 Quinn, I'm so sorry. I can explain. 1760 01:13:24,868 --> 01:13:28,204 No. No explanations, all right? We are late enough as it is. 1761 01:13:28,304 --> 01:13:30,774 Places. Go. Go. 1762 01:13:34,711 --> 01:13:35,745 Cue Lyric. 1763 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,715 [mystical synth music playing] 1764 01:13:40,116 --> 01:13:41,718 [sighs] 1765 01:13:41,818 --> 01:13:43,286 Cue me. 1766 01:13:45,354 --> 01:13:47,223 [vocalizing] 1767 01:13:59,969 --> 01:14:01,638 And cue Michael and Mark. 1768 01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:04,608 * This * 1769 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:07,877 * Is my gift to you * 1770 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,312 * A song * 1771 01:14:09,412 --> 01:14:11,147 * For your day brand-new * 1772 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,381 Cue Camille and Jared. 1773 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:13,750 * Written * 1774 01:14:14,818 --> 01:14:15,852 * By me * 1775 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,187 * For you * 1776 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:20,590 * You together * 1777 01:14:21,591 --> 01:14:25,662 * She's in her wedding dress * 1778 01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:30,033 * And he's hoping she'll say yes... * 1779 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:32,168 I was really worried about you. 1780 01:14:32,268 --> 01:14:33,570 I know. I'm so sorry. 1781 01:14:33,670 --> 01:14:35,404 * I wrote it for the both... * 1782 01:14:35,539 --> 01:14:37,173 And Zoey and Chase. 1783 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:38,775 * Ooh * 1784 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:44,013 * I just want you both to know * 1785 01:14:44,113 --> 01:14:46,015 * That I wrote this song * 1786 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:48,051 * Yeah, I wrote this song * 1787 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:49,686 Thirty seconds to showtime. 1788 01:14:49,786 --> 01:14:51,387 [man] Thirty seconds, everybody. 1789 01:14:51,555 --> 01:14:53,557 Hey, what am I supposed to do? 1790 01:14:53,623 --> 01:14:55,158 Are you seriously asking me that? 1791 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:57,393 -Yes. -If you pick a Pontiac over me 1792 01:14:57,561 --> 01:14:58,695 on live television, 1793 01:14:58,795 --> 01:15:01,565 I will make your life a living hell, hmm? 1794 01:15:02,065 --> 01:15:03,166 Hey, pal. 1795 01:15:03,733 --> 01:15:06,102 Pre-show jitters are totally normal, okay? 1796 01:15:06,202 --> 01:15:10,574 Here's what I want you to do. Just relax and listen to Zoey. 1797 01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:12,809 -Can you do that for me? -I think so. 1798 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:14,744 You're gonna be great. 1799 01:15:14,844 --> 01:15:17,213 -Oh, who's Zoey? -She's not here, dude. 1800 01:15:17,313 --> 01:15:19,015 You'll have to manage this on your own. 1801 01:15:20,349 --> 01:15:21,851 -Nice hair, by the way. -Thanks. 1802 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:24,888 -Fifteen seconds. -Wow, okay, Joey. Thank you. 1803 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:29,759 [Kelley] And paging Zoey. 1804 01:15:32,261 --> 01:15:33,597 Zoey, do you copy? 1805 01:15:35,298 --> 01:15:36,766 Where's the girl? 1806 01:15:37,601 --> 01:15:40,003 [Zoey, on earpiece] I'm here. I'm here, Jordan. 1807 01:15:40,103 --> 01:15:42,438 You got this, buddy. Just take a deep breath for me. 1808 01:15:42,606 --> 01:15:43,807 [inhales sharply] 1809 01:15:43,907 --> 01:15:45,174 [sighs loudly] 1810 01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:46,375 This should be fun. 1811 01:15:46,475 --> 01:15:48,077 Please rise. 1812 01:15:49,012 --> 01:15:51,615 [gentle music continues] 1813 01:16:08,632 --> 01:16:10,099 Welcome to the LOVE: Fully Charged 1814 01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:12,435 season six live finale! 1815 01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:13,903 [applause] 1816 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:17,340 I'm your host, Archer March. Three couples remain. 1817 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:18,908 But only one can win. 1818 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:21,544 And that couple will soon be revealed. 1819 01:16:21,645 --> 01:16:23,212 [applause] 1820 01:16:25,148 --> 01:16:26,549 First, let's look at some highlights 1821 01:16:26,650 --> 01:16:27,651 from this juicy season. 1822 01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:30,553 [gentle music continues] 1823 01:16:34,390 --> 01:16:37,727 [song continues indistinctly] 1824 01:16:39,162 --> 01:16:41,130 [vocalizations continue] 1825 01:16:43,499 --> 01:16:44,901 Love you. 1826 01:16:49,505 --> 01:16:51,340 [in deep, booming voice] You may be seated. 1827 01:16:53,242 --> 01:16:54,277 No? 1828 01:16:54,377 --> 01:16:55,745 [clears throat] 1829 01:16:56,412 --> 01:16:57,681 Dearly beloved... 1830 01:16:57,747 --> 01:16:59,482 [Archer] Are you ready, America? 1831 01:16:59,582 --> 01:17:00,850 [audience cheers] 1832 01:17:00,950 --> 01:17:03,452 I don't know about you, but my heart is racing. 1833 01:17:03,552 --> 01:17:06,122 Ugh, I'm sorry. I just hate their faces. 1834 01:17:06,222 --> 01:17:07,256 Is it just me? 1835 01:17:07,891 --> 01:17:09,759 Don't-- I'd like you not to answer. 1836 01:17:10,159 --> 01:17:12,461 ...of two of my very favorite people in the world. 1837 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:16,532 A genius, whose discoveries will define a generation, 1838 01:17:16,700 --> 01:17:18,367 and my rich friend, Logan Reese. 1839 01:17:19,202 --> 01:17:24,173 the winners of LOVE: Fully Charged season six are... 1840 01:17:24,708 --> 01:17:25,775 Jordan B. and Jordyn J.! 1841 01:17:25,875 --> 01:17:27,276 [audience cheering] 1842 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,713 Congratulations, you guys. 1843 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:32,281 Wow. This is so well-deserved. 1844 01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:34,083 How are you feeling right now? 1845 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:35,719 Uh... 1846 01:17:35,819 --> 01:17:36,886 Say, "It wouldn't have been possible 1847 01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:38,554 without this beautiful woman." 1848 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:41,524 It wouldn't have been possible without this beautiful woman. 1849 01:17:41,624 --> 01:17:42,726 [audience] Aw! 1850 01:17:42,759 --> 01:17:45,729 Oh, um, did the maid of honor 1851 01:17:45,762 --> 01:17:47,731 have something she wanted to say? 1852 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:49,398 -[feedback squeals] -Oh, no! God! 1853 01:17:49,498 --> 01:17:50,366 [people murmuring] 1854 01:17:50,466 --> 01:17:52,168 Oh, no! God! 1855 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,436 [Zoey] Sorry. 1856 01:17:53,937 --> 01:17:56,205 I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1857 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:59,308 Uh-huh. Um, as I was saying... 1858 01:17:59,408 --> 01:18:02,145 Sorry, I'm just so overwhelmed with emotion. 1859 01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:05,815 [Archer] Okay, well, um, don't get too excited, 1860 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:07,183 because it's not over yet. 1861 01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,985 You still have a very big decision to make. 1862 01:18:09,085 --> 01:18:12,255 Tight on the garage. Perfect. Very nice. 1863 01:18:12,355 --> 01:18:15,524 Should anyone present know of any reason 1864 01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:19,128 that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, 1865 01:18:19,228 --> 01:18:22,966 speak now or forever hold your peace. 1866 01:18:23,566 --> 01:18:25,101 [music fades] 1867 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,170 [deep, rumbling note resonates] 1868 01:18:27,636 --> 01:18:28,872 Stacey. 1869 01:18:34,878 --> 01:18:36,512 [Stacey] You. 1870 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:38,547 It's you. 1871 01:18:40,516 --> 01:18:41,584 Mark. 1872 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:43,419 Hugo. 1873 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:45,454 You were right under my nose. 1874 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,123 How did I not see it sooner? 1875 01:18:47,223 --> 01:18:50,359 First, you came to the welcome reception in dirty scrubs, 1876 01:18:50,459 --> 01:18:54,197 and no self-respecting ER doctor would ever leave the hospital 1877 01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:55,698 in dirty scrubs. 1878 01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:58,567 Two, you said you were from Burbank, 1879 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:00,536 which is not in Australia. 1880 01:19:00,636 --> 01:19:02,138 And also... 1881 01:19:02,571 --> 01:19:05,374 you have massive hands. 1882 01:19:05,942 --> 01:19:06,943 Hey, look... 1883 01:19:07,043 --> 01:19:11,080 Everyone, this man is not the charming, 1884 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:13,349 selfless, hilarious, 1885 01:19:13,449 --> 01:19:17,921 extremely jacked Hemsworth cousin that we all thought. 1886 01:19:18,021 --> 01:19:21,825 This man is the Malibu Murderer! 1887 01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:24,393 -[all gasp] -Wait, wait? Murderer? 1888 01:19:24,894 --> 01:19:26,562 No, no, no, no. I... 1889 01:19:27,931 --> 01:19:29,598 [in normal voice] I'm not a murderer. 1890 01:19:33,502 --> 01:19:34,437 I'm an actor. 1891 01:19:34,537 --> 01:19:35,872 [indistinct murmuring] 1892 01:19:36,572 --> 01:19:39,608 Jordan B., what do you love most about Jordyn J.? 1893 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:42,178 -What's going on? -Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1894 01:19:42,278 --> 01:19:44,480 Nothing, absolutely nothing. 1895 01:19:44,580 --> 01:19:45,748 [audience gasps] 1896 01:19:46,349 --> 01:19:49,285 [Archer] Jordan B., we're all a little confused. 1897 01:19:49,385 --> 01:19:51,754 What is it that you really want? 1898 01:19:52,688 --> 01:19:56,059 If it's absolutely nothing, then why were you late? 1899 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,861 It was the car! The car! 1900 01:19:57,961 --> 01:19:59,695 [gasps] No, Jordan, not you. 1901 01:19:59,863 --> 01:20:01,764 The car. Oh, the car! 1902 01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:03,466 No, Jordan, not you. 1903 01:20:03,566 --> 01:20:05,334 [audience gasps] 1904 01:20:05,434 --> 01:20:06,635 [mouthing] 1905 01:20:06,735 --> 01:20:08,137 Can you explain all of this? 1906 01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,705 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1907 01:20:09,805 --> 01:20:11,374 Am I hearing you correctly? 1908 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:13,476 [laughs nervously] You're choosing the car? 1909 01:20:13,576 --> 01:20:16,245 Yes. Sorry. Of course. 1910 01:20:16,345 --> 01:20:17,847 [crying] 1911 01:20:17,947 --> 01:20:19,715 Open the garage, I guess. 1912 01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,718 [tense music playing] 1913 01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,224 [Kelley] Where is the car? 1914 01:20:28,624 --> 01:20:31,594 Where is the effing car? 1915 01:20:31,694 --> 01:20:32,862 Greg? 1916 01:20:32,962 --> 01:20:35,431 Are you watching LOVE: Fully Charged ? 1917 01:20:35,531 --> 01:20:37,033 Oh! Who won? 1918 01:20:38,868 --> 01:20:40,069 What is going on? 1919 01:20:40,169 --> 01:20:42,505 [somber music playing] 1920 01:20:43,539 --> 01:20:44,740 I'm working. 1921 01:20:45,141 --> 01:20:46,475 I'm working during your wedding. 1922 01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:50,179 I got an opportunity, and I tried to do both. 1923 01:20:50,279 --> 01:20:52,415 If you had to work, why didn't you just tell me? 1924 01:20:53,149 --> 01:20:56,085 Because this is so important, and you were so excited. 1925 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:59,088 So I lied. To myself, to you. 1926 01:20:59,188 --> 01:21:00,656 To everyone. 1927 01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:05,761 What about him? What is Stacey talking about? 1928 01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:07,363 Hugo is not a murderer. 1929 01:21:07,463 --> 01:21:10,833 I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion. 1930 01:21:12,801 --> 01:21:14,170 His name is Todd, 1931 01:21:14,270 --> 01:21:17,640 and I hired him to be my boyfriend for the weekend. 1932 01:21:18,407 --> 01:21:20,609 I knew something was going on with you. 1933 01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,213 You've been distant and distracted, 1934 01:21:24,813 --> 01:21:27,716 and you completely abandoned me when I needed you the most. 1935 01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:31,087 To do what? Hang out with Chase? 1936 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:33,622 Zoey, you should be ashamed of yourself. 1937 01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,358 Logan, don't even start. 1938 01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:38,361 You care more about making this wedding a spectacle 1939 01:21:38,461 --> 01:21:40,329 than about making it meaningful. 1940 01:21:40,429 --> 01:21:44,233 You completely ignored me every step of the way. 1941 01:21:45,534 --> 01:21:48,237 None of this is what I wanted. 1942 01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:53,809 Our wedding is off. 1943 01:21:53,977 --> 01:21:55,511 [crowd gasps] 1944 01:21:57,313 --> 01:22:02,151 * If I'm so smart * 1945 01:22:03,086 --> 01:22:06,990 * Why do I feel so dumb? * 1946 01:22:08,324 --> 01:22:10,659 * Why did you take * 1947 01:22:10,759 --> 01:22:13,562 * My heart * 1948 01:22:14,130 --> 01:22:18,001 * Then just cut and run? * 1949 01:22:18,601 --> 01:22:24,107 * And if the pain is real * 1950 01:22:24,540 --> 01:22:29,645 * Why do I feel so numb? * 1951 01:22:31,147 --> 01:22:36,019 * And if I'm so smart... * 1952 01:22:37,086 --> 01:22:39,555 -[audience jeering] -I don't know what's happening. 1953 01:22:39,655 --> 01:22:41,590 I don't know what's happening. 1954 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:44,393 I could do everyone's job in here 1955 01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:47,430 better than everyone who is not doing their job in here. 1956 01:22:47,530 --> 01:22:49,365 Everyone's fired. Get out. 1957 01:22:49,465 --> 01:22:51,934 * ...feel so down * 1958 01:22:53,169 --> 01:22:55,138 * Why do I see * 1959 01:22:55,238 --> 01:22:57,140 So I guess this is a wrap on me then, huh? 1960 01:22:58,041 --> 01:23:00,809 Yeah. Thanks for everything this weekend. 1961 01:23:01,344 --> 01:23:03,212 I'm so sorry I dragged you into all this, 1962 01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,813 and I can't even get you on the show. 1963 01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:06,682 I'm an actor in L.A. 1964 01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:09,718 I kind of expect to be disappointed. 1965 01:23:10,886 --> 01:23:12,455 You got my head shot and resume? 1966 01:23:12,555 --> 01:23:14,057 -Yeah. -Okay. 1967 01:23:15,524 --> 01:23:20,829 * If I'm so high * 1968 01:23:21,197 --> 01:23:24,900 * Why do I feel so down? * 1969 01:23:25,068 --> 01:23:26,135 [sighs] 1970 01:23:26,635 --> 01:23:31,140 * And if I'm so brave * 1971 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:36,112 * Why do I feel so scared? * 1972 01:23:37,446 --> 01:23:42,718 * Why did you tell me stay * 1973 01:23:43,319 --> 01:23:46,655 * Then just disappear * 1974 01:23:47,690 --> 01:23:49,525 * And if it's true * 1975 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:53,229 * You're going * 1976 01:23:53,329 --> 01:23:58,967 * Why do I still feel you here? * 1977 01:24:01,104 --> 01:24:04,140 * So long, farewell * 1978 01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:06,175 * Goodbye * 1979 01:24:06,809 --> 01:24:09,978 * So long, farewell * 1980 01:24:10,113 --> 01:24:11,714 * Goodbye * 1981 01:24:12,715 --> 01:24:15,651 * So long, farewell * 1982 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:18,121 * Goodbye * 1983 01:24:18,721 --> 01:24:20,856 -Hey. -Hey. 1984 01:24:22,191 --> 01:24:25,994 So, did you talk to Danielle? I mean, I feel awful. 1985 01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:30,199 Zoey, I... I have a confession. 1986 01:24:31,867 --> 01:24:34,137 Danielle and I actually broke up two weeks ago. 1987 01:24:35,371 --> 01:24:36,905 She agreed to still come with me to the wedding 1988 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,641 so I didn't have to show up alone. 1989 01:24:39,975 --> 01:24:41,777 Well, at least you didn't hire an actor. 1990 01:24:41,877 --> 01:24:43,979 [laughs] Yeah, there's that. 1991 01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:46,249 [gentle music playing] 1992 01:24:48,784 --> 01:24:51,154 How did I screw this up so bad, 1993 01:24:51,254 --> 01:24:52,921 and when did life get so messy? 1994 01:24:53,689 --> 01:24:54,957 I know we thought high school was hard, 1995 01:24:55,057 --> 01:24:58,394 but I would kill to go back to PCA. 1996 01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:02,331 Yeah, it's too bad Quinn hasn't invented a time machine yet. 1997 01:25:02,931 --> 01:25:04,567 I'm sure we'd all love to go back. 1998 01:25:05,634 --> 01:25:06,869 Yeah. 1999 01:25:12,007 --> 01:25:12,975 Go back. 2000 01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:15,478 That's exactly what we need to do. 2001 01:25:15,578 --> 01:25:16,945 Uh, what? 2002 01:25:17,045 --> 01:25:19,782 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2003 01:25:33,095 --> 01:25:34,463 [music fades] 2004 01:25:34,997 --> 01:25:37,233 [Zoey] This is gonna take a while. 2005 01:25:39,835 --> 01:25:41,637 All right, people, let's get to work. 2006 01:25:41,737 --> 01:25:43,206 Let's do it. 2007 01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:45,874 [Stacey] Think there's anything left 2008 01:25:45,974 --> 01:25:47,876 in the old arts and crafts studio? 2009 01:25:50,446 --> 01:25:51,647 You know, this is great and all, 2010 01:25:51,747 --> 01:25:53,081 but what if I can't get her here? 2011 01:25:53,216 --> 01:25:55,784 I've tried flower arrangements, edible arrangements, 2012 01:25:55,884 --> 01:25:57,453 a sky writer, nothing. 2013 01:25:57,553 --> 01:25:59,388 Have you tried talking to her? 2014 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,557 -No! -Maybe try that. 2015 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:03,692 -There's so much to do. -I know. I know. 2016 01:26:03,792 --> 01:26:06,229 Do you mind helping Ms. Reese with lights over there? 2017 01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:07,363 Thank you. 2018 01:26:07,463 --> 01:26:10,132 [Stacey] I don't know, Mark! Just be helpful! 2019 01:26:10,233 --> 01:26:11,734 -I'm trying. -Here, I'll help. 2020 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:13,336 -Thank you. -Got it. 2021 01:26:15,271 --> 01:26:16,372 Zoey! 2022 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,906 Look what I found! 2023 01:26:18,006 --> 01:26:20,476 No, no, you're under strict vocal rest until it's time. 2024 01:26:21,810 --> 01:26:23,246 Is this cake? 2025 01:26:24,046 --> 01:26:26,315 -Yeah. -I knew it. 2026 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:28,050 [Chase] Okay, okay. 2027 01:26:28,150 --> 01:26:29,652 Okay, listen, I know that we thought 2028 01:26:29,752 --> 01:26:31,086 Sushi Rox closed when the school did, 2029 01:26:31,254 --> 01:26:33,155 but it turns out Kazu's son started a food truck, 2030 01:26:33,256 --> 01:26:34,857 and they'd be more than happy to cater. 2031 01:26:34,957 --> 01:26:36,925 Perfect. She loves sushi. 2032 01:26:37,025 --> 01:26:38,727 Cool, I think that covers everything, right? 2033 01:26:38,827 --> 01:26:40,162 Except for music. 2034 01:26:40,263 --> 01:26:41,964 I know that Quinn was really excited about the band, 2035 01:26:42,064 --> 01:26:43,766 but unfortunately they're unavailable today. 2036 01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:45,268 So who are we gonna get to play the music? 2037 01:26:45,301 --> 01:26:46,335 Me. 2038 01:26:46,935 --> 01:26:48,271 I'm a DJ too. 2039 01:26:49,572 --> 01:26:52,475 * You're welcome * 2040 01:26:53,041 --> 01:26:55,344 Sounds pretty good. That settles it. 2041 01:26:56,379 --> 01:26:57,780 So, what do we do now? 2042 01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:01,083 Now? We wait. 2043 01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:08,857 [dramatic music playing] 2044 01:27:12,395 --> 01:27:13,862 [soft squeaking] 2045 01:27:13,962 --> 01:27:16,332 [music softens, brightens] 2046 01:27:31,414 --> 01:27:33,115 I'm so sorry, Quinn! 2047 01:27:34,483 --> 01:27:36,619 Maybe this all happened for a reason. 2048 01:27:37,320 --> 01:27:39,588 Maybe we just want different things. 2049 01:27:40,456 --> 01:27:42,658 -And maybe that's okay. -No! 2050 01:27:43,359 --> 01:27:47,062 I don't want different things. I only want what you want. 2051 01:27:48,331 --> 01:27:50,833 I was trying so hard to make this wedding perfect 2052 01:27:50,933 --> 01:27:53,035 for me and for you. 2053 01:27:53,869 --> 01:27:55,938 I stopped thinking about us. 2054 01:27:56,372 --> 01:27:57,340 I was an idiot. 2055 01:27:57,373 --> 01:27:59,408 I was worse than an idiot. I was-- 2056 01:27:59,508 --> 01:28:00,643 A groomzilla? 2057 01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:02,144 Yes. 2058 01:28:02,578 --> 01:28:04,112 Is that a thing? 2059 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:07,416 All I know is I want to be with you... 2060 01:28:08,216 --> 01:28:10,519 because I love you, Quinn. 2061 01:28:12,688 --> 01:28:14,490 I love you too, Logan. 2062 01:28:15,190 --> 01:28:17,626 I love Quinn Pensky! 2063 01:28:17,726 --> 01:28:20,629 And I love Logan Reese! 2064 01:28:20,729 --> 01:28:22,531 [man] Shut up! 2065 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:25,701 Hang on, I'll buzz you up. 2066 01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,235 Can you come down? 2067 01:28:28,236 --> 01:28:30,005 I was hoping we could go for a ride. 2068 01:28:30,105 --> 01:28:33,075 Logan, where are we? What are we doing? 2069 01:28:33,842 --> 01:28:36,845 [music slowly builds] 2070 01:28:36,945 --> 01:28:40,048 [sweeping, romantic music playing] 2071 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:03,138 [music softens] 2072 01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:07,543 Hi. 2073 01:29:07,976 --> 01:29:09,211 Hi. 2074 01:29:09,978 --> 01:29:11,414 What is all this? 2075 01:29:12,180 --> 01:29:13,148 Did you do this? 2076 01:29:13,248 --> 01:29:14,817 We all did. 2077 01:29:16,084 --> 01:29:18,854 Quinn, I'm so sorry. 2078 01:29:19,955 --> 01:29:21,524 You can't not marry your best friend 2079 01:29:21,624 --> 01:29:23,792 because your other best friend ruined it. 2080 01:29:25,894 --> 01:29:27,463 But I'm wearing this. 2081 01:29:27,896 --> 01:29:29,465 Well, you did always say 2082 01:29:29,565 --> 01:29:31,834 that you'd rather get married in a lab coat. 2083 01:29:36,805 --> 01:29:38,707 -[laughs] -Here. 2084 01:29:43,646 --> 01:29:46,148 How do you feel? 2085 01:29:48,551 --> 01:29:49,718 Like myself. 2086 01:29:56,258 --> 01:29:57,693 Quinn Pensky... 2087 01:29:58,461 --> 01:30:00,629 will you marry me still? 2088 01:30:02,064 --> 01:30:03,532 -Yes? -Yeah. 2089 01:30:04,332 --> 01:30:06,068 -Yes! Yes! -[all laugh] 2090 01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:09,037 -She said yes. -[guests applaud] 2091 01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,406 [playing "Wedding March"] 2092 01:30:21,016 --> 01:30:22,217 [Michael clears throat] 2093 01:30:22,317 --> 01:30:23,619 [Michael, hoarsely] Dearly beloved. 2094 01:30:23,719 --> 01:30:26,589 -[in normal voice] Just kidding! -[all laugh] 2095 01:30:28,156 --> 01:30:30,225 We're gathered here today 2096 01:30:30,325 --> 01:30:32,194 to celebrate this beautiful love 2097 01:30:32,294 --> 01:30:35,464 between Quinn Pensky and Logan Reese. 2098 01:30:36,532 --> 01:30:39,367 [upbeat dance music playing] 2099 01:30:39,468 --> 01:30:41,637 Seriously, best ceremony I've ever heard. 2100 01:30:41,737 --> 01:30:44,372 I mean, hilarious, heartbreaking, personal. 2101 01:30:44,473 --> 01:30:45,674 Did you write that yourself? 2102 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:47,275 I've been writing that since high school 2103 01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:48,443 when they first fell in love. 2104 01:30:48,544 --> 01:30:50,045 You should do our wedding. 2105 01:30:50,145 --> 01:30:52,347 Oh, I'm down. Let's do it. Let's go! 2106 01:30:52,447 --> 01:30:54,316 [cell phone vibrating] 2107 01:30:54,416 --> 01:30:55,350 Oh, excuse me. 2108 01:30:55,450 --> 01:30:56,819 I have to take this. 2109 01:31:00,689 --> 01:31:02,257 Kelley, I know what you're going to say, 2110 01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:04,226 and my stuff will be out of the office on Monday. 2111 01:31:04,326 --> 01:31:05,994 [Kelley] I'm promoting you. 2112 01:31:06,094 --> 01:31:07,062 You're what? 2113 01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:08,163 The numbers are in. 2114 01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:10,432 It was the highest-rated 2115 01:31:10,533 --> 01:31:12,668 LOVE: Fully Charged finale ever. 2116 01:31:12,768 --> 01:31:16,539 The network is sharting their brains with happiness. 2117 01:31:16,605 --> 01:31:19,942 They want a spin-off with both Jordans. 2118 01:31:20,042 --> 01:31:22,044 I want you on my team. 2119 01:31:22,144 --> 01:31:24,980 -I don't know what to say. -There is so much more to you 2120 01:31:25,080 --> 01:31:26,214 than meets the eye. 2121 01:31:26,314 --> 01:31:27,349 You have so much more to offer. 2122 01:31:27,449 --> 01:31:29,885 What you did by throwing out 2123 01:31:29,985 --> 01:31:32,054 every reality TV trope, 2124 01:31:32,154 --> 01:31:34,790 by ignoring me at every turn, 2125 01:31:34,890 --> 01:31:36,592 that took balls. 2126 01:31:39,562 --> 01:31:41,063 I respect balls. 2127 01:31:42,230 --> 01:31:44,066 -You're right. -What? 2128 01:31:44,166 --> 01:31:45,934 I do have a lot to offer. 2129 01:31:46,034 --> 01:31:48,203 And I'm tired of wasting it on people who don't deserve it, 2130 01:31:48,303 --> 01:31:49,337 like you. 2131 01:31:49,437 --> 01:31:51,106 -I quit. -I'll double your salary. 2132 01:31:53,008 --> 01:31:55,077 -And give me the corner office? -Yeah, sure. 2133 01:31:55,177 --> 01:31:56,745 And fire Greg? 2134 01:31:58,013 --> 01:31:59,147 -Hey, Greg? -What? 2135 01:31:59,247 --> 01:32:00,482 You're fired. 2136 01:32:02,985 --> 01:32:03,952 All right. 2137 01:32:04,452 --> 01:32:07,389 -Yeah, done. -[Stacey] Oh, there he is! Todd! 2138 01:32:07,489 --> 01:32:08,957 [cheering] 2139 01:32:10,593 --> 01:32:11,760 One more thing. 2140 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:16,599 Deal. 2141 01:32:18,901 --> 01:32:19,868 Hey, Jordan? 2142 01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:22,905 Go home. 2143 01:32:23,305 --> 01:32:25,007 I don't know where I live! 2144 01:32:25,107 --> 01:32:29,144 I am sorry that I accused you of being a murderer, 2145 01:32:29,244 --> 01:32:31,714 but you have to understand it was not my fault. 2146 01:32:31,814 --> 01:32:34,650 It was Mark's. Mark, what did you do? 2147 01:32:34,750 --> 01:32:36,785 I followed a bad lead. 2148 01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:40,022 That's right. And what do you have to say to Quinn? 2149 01:32:40,623 --> 01:32:43,291 I am sorry we ruined your wedding? 2150 01:32:43,391 --> 01:32:44,627 We? 2151 01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:46,829 I'm sorry I ruined your wedding. 2152 01:32:46,929 --> 01:32:47,830 [Stacey] Better. 2153 01:32:48,296 --> 01:32:51,700 Oh, I am also very sorry, but he does not speak for me. 2154 01:32:51,800 --> 01:32:53,736 -[scoffs] -No, it's a feminism thing. 2155 01:32:53,836 --> 01:32:55,771 We do that-- Where are you going? 2156 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:57,472 Todd, you made it. 2157 01:32:57,640 --> 01:32:59,775 I'm so sorry I'm late. I manny on the weekends. 2158 01:32:59,875 --> 01:33:01,710 Well, you may not have to anymore, 2159 01:33:01,810 --> 01:33:03,646 because I got you on the show! 2160 01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:05,480 -No. -Yes! 2161 01:33:07,315 --> 01:33:09,217 Thank you! 2162 01:33:09,317 --> 01:33:10,919 Everybody, get out of the way. 2163 01:33:11,019 --> 01:33:13,521 Quinn and my dumb brother are gonna do their first dance. 2164 01:33:13,656 --> 01:33:15,457 [all cheer] 2165 01:33:15,557 --> 01:33:18,026 ["You Wanna Be My Man" by The Shivas plays] 2166 01:33:18,126 --> 01:33:19,662 -So... -Tell me. 2167 01:33:34,810 --> 01:33:37,412 This wedding sucks. Where are the oyster shuckers? 2168 01:33:38,046 --> 01:33:40,248 -All right, I deserved that. -[laughs] 2169 01:33:42,384 --> 01:33:45,120 * I * 2170 01:33:48,824 --> 01:33:53,095 * Don't know * 2171 01:33:57,432 --> 01:34:00,803 * Don't care * 2172 01:34:04,940 --> 01:34:08,410 -* Won't go * -Phew. 2173 01:34:12,380 --> 01:34:13,481 You want to dance? 2174 01:34:13,581 --> 01:34:16,018 * You say * 2175 01:34:16,118 --> 01:34:18,286 What's next, Chase Matthews? 2176 01:34:18,386 --> 01:34:19,554 Back to Baltimore? 2177 01:34:20,022 --> 01:34:21,924 You know, it is really cold out there. 2178 01:34:22,024 --> 01:34:23,792 Well, I heard, and don't quote me, 2179 01:34:23,892 --> 01:34:27,462 but I heard there are schools in California. 2180 01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:28,864 Oh, well... 2181 01:34:28,964 --> 01:34:31,066 Well, maybe I'll look into that. 2182 01:34:32,434 --> 01:34:34,269 But whatever the future holds... 2183 01:34:35,370 --> 01:34:36,471 I hope that you're in it. 2184 01:34:37,105 --> 01:34:38,240 Because... 2185 01:34:38,907 --> 01:34:40,208 I love you, Zoey. 2186 01:34:41,476 --> 01:34:42,878 And I always have. 2187 01:34:43,378 --> 01:34:44,612 I... 2188 01:34:44,747 --> 01:34:45,781 love you too. 2189 01:34:45,881 --> 01:34:48,283 [music continues] 2190 01:34:53,355 --> 01:34:55,791 [cheers and applause] 2191 01:35:02,765 --> 01:35:04,232 Ugh, I'm bored. 2192 01:35:05,768 --> 01:35:09,537 [music changes abruptly] * Starships were meant to fly * 2193 01:35:09,637 --> 01:35:13,241 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2194 01:35:13,341 --> 01:35:17,245 * Can't stop, 'cause we're so high * 2195 01:35:17,345 --> 01:35:20,415 * Let's do this one more time * 2196 01:35:21,083 --> 01:35:24,887 * Starships were meant to fly * 2197 01:35:24,987 --> 01:35:28,824 * Hands up and touch the sky * 2198 01:35:28,924 --> 01:35:32,527 * Let's do this one last time * 2199 01:35:32,627 --> 01:35:35,964 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2200 01:35:36,064 --> 01:35:39,935 -["Starships" continues] -Toss it back! Woo! 2201 01:35:41,603 --> 01:35:43,872 * We're higher than a mother... * 2202 01:35:49,411 --> 01:35:51,546 * We're higher than a mother... * 2203 01:35:51,947 --> 01:35:54,983 * Starships were meant to fly... * 2204 01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:56,451 I hear you're, like, a producer. 2205 01:35:56,551 --> 01:35:57,519 Heard of Drippin' ? 2206 01:35:57,619 --> 01:35:58,987 And you're friends with Logan? 2207 01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,622 And he didn't introduce me to you? 2208 01:36:00,722 --> 01:36:02,825 [whiny] Logan, you always do this to me! 2209 01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:04,860 You never support me in any of my endeavors! 2210 01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,394 I support you. Don't-- 2211 01:36:07,129 --> 01:36:10,098 * Starships were meant to fly * 2212 01:36:10,198 --> 01:36:12,367 Good for you for picking up on the rebound, you know? 2213 01:36:12,901 --> 01:36:14,069 Yeah! 2214 01:36:14,169 --> 01:36:16,271 -Yeah. Yeah! -Yeah. 2215 01:36:16,371 --> 01:36:17,405 Sloppy seconds. 2216 01:36:18,673 --> 01:36:22,377 * Can't stop, we're higher than a mother... * 2217 01:36:28,050 --> 01:36:30,118 * We're higher than a mother... * 2218 01:36:35,623 --> 01:36:37,425 * We're higher than a mother... * 2219 01:36:37,525 --> 01:36:38,927 [song ends, fades] 2220 01:36:39,862 --> 01:36:42,030 I know you're bummed we didn't catch him this time, Stace, 2221 01:36:42,130 --> 01:36:43,498 but we will. 2222 01:36:43,598 --> 01:36:44,867 We always do. 2223 01:36:44,967 --> 01:36:47,870 That's why we're the number one murder podcast in America. 2224 01:36:47,936 --> 01:36:49,071 Yeah. 2225 01:36:49,171 --> 01:36:50,873 You're probably right. 2226 01:36:50,973 --> 01:36:52,875 So great meeting you, Todd. 2227 01:36:52,941 --> 01:36:54,910 Sorry again about that little mix-up. 2228 01:36:55,010 --> 01:36:56,711 Oh, don't even worry about it. 2229 01:36:56,879 --> 01:36:58,881 You guys get home safe, okay? 2230 01:36:59,314 --> 01:37:02,350 [dramatic music playing] 2231 01:37:02,450 --> 01:37:03,651 Shh. 2232 01:37:04,686 --> 01:37:06,221 [music ends abruptly] 2233 01:37:06,321 --> 01:37:09,491 ["Follow Me" by Jamie Lynn Spears plays] 2234 01:37:11,026 --> 01:37:12,460 I have ideas. 2235 01:37:13,195 --> 01:37:14,696 Excuse me, did I wink? 2236 01:37:14,796 --> 01:37:16,131 [laughter] 2237 01:37:16,231 --> 01:37:18,233 [woman] You're loving it, Mr. Perry. 2238 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,602 -Oh, I am. -[laughs] 2239 01:37:21,269 --> 01:37:23,571 Mr. Perry, you own a jewelry shop. 2240 01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:24,739 I'm loving it too. 2241 01:37:24,907 --> 01:37:26,441 [laughing] 2242 01:37:27,242 --> 01:37:28,911 Bubbe! What are you doing? 2243 01:37:29,011 --> 01:37:30,979 Oh, I thought you were cake. 2244 01:37:31,079 --> 01:37:33,949 -No, it's me. -I almost ate you. 2245 01:37:34,049 --> 01:37:35,283 Here, I got your back. 2246 01:37:35,383 --> 01:37:36,618 -[belches] -Oh, my God! 2247 01:37:36,718 --> 01:37:38,921 -We're in a car! -It didn't smell bad. 2248 01:37:39,021 --> 01:37:39,988 [chuckles] 2249 01:37:40,088 --> 01:37:42,290 Somebody help me. My God. 2250 01:37:42,390 --> 01:37:44,459 With a 300-mile driving radius-- 2251 01:37:44,559 --> 01:37:46,461 Uh-huh, what's the line? [laughs] 2252 01:37:46,561 --> 01:37:48,964 I'm sorry to this camera that has to go back and forth. 2253 01:37:49,064 --> 01:37:50,132 Loving you. 2254 01:37:50,232 --> 01:37:53,068 -[chatter] -* Yeah, yeah * 2255 01:37:53,168 --> 01:37:54,569 * Tell the DJ... * 2256 01:37:54,669 --> 01:37:55,537 [man] And... 2257 01:37:55,637 --> 01:37:57,672 [woman] Could you play that back? 2258 01:37:57,772 --> 01:37:59,107 [laughs] 2259 01:37:59,207 --> 01:38:00,242 * Yeah * 2260 01:38:01,509 --> 01:38:04,279 Are you guys still filming me? Can I ask an honest question? 2261 01:38:04,379 --> 01:38:06,581 Can you tell that these are ladies' leggings? 2262 01:38:07,649 --> 01:38:09,952 I don't think you can tell. Right? 2263 01:38:12,187 --> 01:38:14,089 * Yeah, yeah * 2264 01:38:14,189 --> 01:38:15,323 I'm good. 2265 01:38:15,423 --> 01:38:17,125 -[man] Cut. -[indistinct chatter] 2266 01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,793 -Are you okay? -[Erin] No, I'm not. 2267 01:38:20,095 --> 01:38:21,296 And that's that. 2268 01:38:21,396 --> 01:38:22,965 * Inside your head * 2269 01:38:23,665 --> 01:38:26,668 * Just get out with me instead * 2270 01:38:27,302 --> 01:38:29,972 * Let's melt the stress away * 2271 01:38:30,438 --> 01:38:32,274 * Yeah, yeah * 2272 01:38:32,374 --> 01:38:33,976 * Yeah, yeah, you * 2273 01:38:35,443 --> 01:38:39,047 * Do what you want to do * 2274 01:38:39,747 --> 01:38:42,484 * Be your own kind of muse * 2275 01:38:43,418 --> 01:38:45,820 * It's your role to play * 2276 01:38:46,254 --> 01:38:48,090 * Yeah, yeah * 2277 01:38:48,190 --> 01:38:50,058 * Tell the DJ play * 2278 01:38:50,158 --> 01:38:51,994 * We can dance all day * 2279 01:38:52,060 --> 01:38:55,597 * Let's just get away, yeah * 2280 01:38:55,697 --> 01:38:58,266 * We can make them see * 2281 01:38:58,733 --> 01:39:02,137 * All of the things that we can be * 2282 01:39:02,237 --> 01:39:06,508 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2283 01:39:07,409 --> 01:39:10,512 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2284 01:39:13,148 --> 01:39:16,251 * The stars are shining now * 2285 01:39:16,351 --> 01:39:18,420 * They're shining for you * 2286 01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:20,622 * Shining for you * 2287 01:39:20,722 --> 01:39:24,159 * But you don't need shooting stars * 2288 01:39:24,259 --> 01:39:27,495 * The magic's all in you * 2289 01:39:27,595 --> 01:39:29,864 * We can make them see * 2290 01:39:30,032 --> 01:39:33,668 * All of the things that we can be * 2291 01:39:33,768 --> 01:39:37,739 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2292 01:39:38,740 --> 01:39:42,044 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2293 01:39:43,211 --> 01:39:45,213 * Tell the DJ play * 2294 01:39:45,313 --> 01:39:47,115 * We can dance all day * 2295 01:39:47,215 --> 01:39:49,684 * Let's just get away * 2296 01:39:49,784 --> 01:39:51,119 * Yeah * 2297 01:39:51,219 --> 01:39:53,455 * We can make them see * 2298 01:39:53,555 --> 01:39:57,292 * All of the things that we can be * 2299 01:39:57,392 --> 01:40:01,563 * Forget all your fears and follow me * 2300 01:40:02,397 --> 01:40:05,567 * Yeah, yeah, yeah * 2301 01:40:15,310 --> 01:40:16,811 [music fades] 2302 01:40:17,412 --> 01:40:20,582 [dramatic orchestral music playing] 2303 01:41:35,457 --> 01:41:36,858 [music fades]