1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:05,271 . 3 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:06,840 -From AVALON Hollywood, 4 00:00:07,974 --> 00:00:11,978 welcome to "Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love." 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 6 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:15,715 Tonight, the biggest stars of stage, screen, and television 7 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:17,183 have gathered to celebrate 8 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:20,587 the one, the only, the incomparable Carol Burnett 9 00:00:20,620 --> 00:00:24,591 for an unforgettable evening of comedy, music, and memories. 10 00:00:24,624 --> 00:00:28,828 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Steve Carell. 11 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,231 [ Cheers and applause ] 12 00:00:31,264 --> 00:00:36,903 ** 13 00:00:36,936 --> 00:00:38,405 -Good evening, 14 00:00:38,438 --> 00:00:43,276 and welcome to "Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love." 15 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,712 Tonight, you will see an amazing gathering 16 00:00:45,745 --> 00:00:48,515 of talented performers, friends, and fans 17 00:00:48,548 --> 00:00:50,283 from every generation, 18 00:00:50,316 --> 00:00:52,118 except babies, 19 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:55,355 who are here to celebrate the hilarious, 20 00:00:55,388 --> 00:00:57,957 incredible, one-of-a-kind, 21 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:00,960 no-one-like-her Carol Burnett. 22 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,229 [ Cheers and applause ] 23 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,102 Over the next 17 hours, 24 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,971 we are going to enjoy some of the funniest 25 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,606 and very best moments of her career 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:16,576 in television, film, and the Broadway stage. 27 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:20,914 People often ask me who were my greatest comedy influences. 28 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:22,449 And as a kid growing up in the '70s, 29 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,417 there were too many to choose from. 30 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:28,588 Raymond Burr, Pat Nixon, Johnny Mathis, 31 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:30,690 the woman from those commercials who kept saying, 32 00:01:30,724 --> 00:01:32,492 "Where's the beef?" 33 00:01:32,525 --> 00:01:34,094 But let me tell you something. 34 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,664 Carol Burnett lands a solid fifth on that list. 35 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:43,670 I know that you are a very humble person 36 00:01:43,703 --> 00:01:47,741 and that this all might be kind of difficult for you. 37 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:51,644 And really all I can say is, 38 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:53,980 you got to brace yourself 39 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:59,252 because we are about to lay it on really thick. 40 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,287 So, let's get started, shall we? 41 00:02:01,321 --> 00:02:03,556 [ Cheers and applause ] 42 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:07,894 And I think the best way to begin 43 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,863 is at the beginning. 44 00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:13,833 -I began my life in show business as a fan. 45 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,335 As a little girl, 46 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:17,971 there was nothing I loved more than going to the movies 47 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,773 with my grandmother, Nanny, 48 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:23,743 and I just wanted to climb into the screen and live there. 49 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:27,113 At UCLA, I was going to major in journalism, 50 00:02:27,147 --> 00:02:29,683 and they didn't have a major in journalism. 51 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:31,851 So I looked in the catalog, 52 00:02:31,885 --> 00:02:34,421 and I found Theater Arts/English. 53 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:38,091 I didn't realize that, as a freshman, 54 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,993 when you're in the Theater Arts department, 55 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,396 you had to take an acting course. 56 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,465 And I was terrified. 57 00:02:45,498 --> 00:02:49,169 And I was in this class with about 10 other students. 58 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,271 And I had to do a scene, 59 00:02:51,304 --> 00:02:53,106 and they cracked up. 60 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:54,607 The students cracked up. 61 00:02:54,641 --> 00:02:55,975 They laughed and all like that, 62 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:59,746 and I thought, "This is a good feeling. 63 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,715 I think I want to pursue this." 64 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:05,552 The bug bit when I heard the laughter. 65 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:08,922 I joined a musical-comedy workshop at UCLA. 66 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:12,125 I remember I did a scene from "Annie Get Your Gun." 67 00:03:12,158 --> 00:03:13,827 And there was a tap on my shoulder, 68 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,930 and it was this gentleman and his wife. 69 00:03:16,963 --> 00:03:18,398 He said, "We really enjoyed you. 70 00:03:18,431 --> 00:03:20,200 What do you want to do with your life?" 71 00:03:20,233 --> 00:03:22,268 And I said, "Well, someday I want to go to New York." 72 00:03:22,302 --> 00:03:24,871 And he said, "Why aren't you there now?" 73 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,640 Well, we were -- 74 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,075 We were not wealthy. 75 00:03:29,109 --> 00:03:31,978 Let me put it this way. We were poor. 76 00:03:32,078 --> 00:03:35,248 So I had no money to go to New York. 77 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:38,818 And I just said, "Well, someday I hope I can save up 78 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,653 to be able to go." 79 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:43,323 And he said, "I'll lend you the money. 80 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:45,425 "There are stipulations. 81 00:03:45,458 --> 00:03:49,095 "You pay it back within five years if you can, 82 00:03:49,129 --> 00:03:50,964 "if you're successful. 83 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:53,099 "You must never reveal my name. 84 00:03:53,133 --> 00:03:55,702 You must pay it forward and help others out." 85 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,638 Well, that was my ticket to New York. 86 00:03:58,672 --> 00:04:01,474 ** 87 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:04,377 [ Cheers and applause ] 88 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,279 -And hello, everyone. 89 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,948 I am Sheryl Lee Ralph. 90 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:13,887 [ Cheers and applause ] 91 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:15,889 And I just want to tell you, 92 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,858 Miss -- mmm! -- Carol Burnett, 93 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:23,063 look at you at 90, looking like a snack. 94 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:26,700 [ Applause ] 95 00:04:26,733 --> 00:04:30,470 Girl, I'm honored and I am happy 96 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:32,839 to be here this evening 97 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,675 to tell you that you changed 98 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:40,547 my 9-year-old life forever. 99 00:04:40,580 --> 00:04:42,248 It was the '60s. 100 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,484 It was the '60s, people, 101 00:04:44,517 --> 00:04:49,456 and you welcomed me into that 12-inch box. 102 00:04:49,489 --> 00:04:50,790 Yes, you did. 103 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:55,195 And I watched you welcome, embrace 104 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:59,599 Sammy Davis Jr., Pearl Bailey, 105 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:02,202 Nancy Wilson -- the Black one -- 106 00:05:02,235 --> 00:05:04,237 [ Laughter ] 107 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:06,206 Flip Wilson, 108 00:05:06,239 --> 00:05:09,342 The Jackson 5. 109 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:11,277 You hugged them. You kissed them. 110 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:13,346 You performed with them on the stage. 111 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:15,949 And by seeing that, 112 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:19,619 you let me know that I could become 113 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:24,190 the Sheryl Lee Ralph that I am still becoming. 114 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,259 [ Cheers and applause ] 115 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,866 Ah. You got your break on Broadway. 116 00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,434 I got my break on Broadway. 117 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:36,603 It was "Dreamgirls" for me. 118 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:41,307 [ Applause ] 119 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:46,680 And for you, it was "Once Upon a Mattress." 120 00:05:46,713 --> 00:05:48,481 [ Cheers and applause ] 121 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:50,250 -Well, here I am. 122 00:05:50,283 --> 00:05:51,518 Who's the lucky man? 123 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:52,919 -"Once Upon a Mattress" 124 00:05:52,952 --> 00:05:55,822 was a big, huge break for me. 125 00:05:55,855 --> 00:06:00,427 -* I've always been shy-y-y-y 126 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,830 * I confess that I'm shy-y-y-y 127 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:06,466 * Can't you guess that this confident air * 128 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:10,737 * Is a mask that I wear 'cause I'm shy? * 129 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:13,306 -And then there was television. 130 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,609 -* When your car is asked to stop * 131 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:20,547 * By a handsome traffic cop 132 00:06:20,580 --> 00:06:24,050 * Lest you want a ticket or two * 133 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,820 * Give them the ooh-la-la 134 00:06:26,853 --> 00:06:30,156 -* I made a fool of myself 135 00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:36,196 * Over John Foster Dulles 136 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:40,266 -The John Foster Dulles song was written by Ken Welch, 137 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:43,803 who was my coach and special material writer. 138 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:46,506 Now, for those of you who don't remember, 139 00:06:46,539 --> 00:06:49,676 John Foster Dulles was the Secretary of State, 140 00:06:49,709 --> 00:06:51,644 and he was aptly named. 141 00:06:51,678 --> 00:06:53,079 He was dull. 142 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:54,314 Kenny wrote the song, 143 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,250 and then I was asked to go on the Jack Paar show. 144 00:06:57,283 --> 00:07:00,153 There was such a big reaction, Jack had me come back. 145 00:07:00,186 --> 00:07:03,623 And then Ed Sullivan had me do it on Sunday. 146 00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:06,893 So, three times that week, I did the Dulles number. 147 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,329 Garry Moore had a variety show, 148 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:10,864 which was a very big hit, 149 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:12,098 and Martha Raye, 150 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:14,401 who was a brilliant comedienne, was the guest, 151 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,537 but she came down with a terrible case of bronchitis. 152 00:07:17,570 --> 00:07:19,472 And Gary said, "Can you come over 153 00:07:19,506 --> 00:07:21,941 and be the guest and replace Martha?" 154 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,044 Well, I ran over there like Road Runner. 155 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:27,514 And Gary explained to the audience there in the studio 156 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:30,216 that I had just come in to do this, 157 00:07:30,250 --> 00:07:32,318 and the audience was very supportive. 158 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,855 Then, as a result, Bob Banner, the executive producer, 159 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:39,059 asked me if I would want to be a regular on Gary's show. 160 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:40,193 ** 161 00:07:40,226 --> 00:07:43,730 -[ Ululating ] 162 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,733 Fear not, Queenie! Here I come! 163 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:59,746 [ Ululating ] 164 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:04,417 ** 165 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:08,388 -Here she is -- the one and only Lily Tomlin. 166 00:08:08,421 --> 00:08:10,824 [ Cheers and applause ] 167 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:18,598 -Carol, I can't tell you how many years 168 00:08:18,631 --> 00:08:21,668 Jane Wagner, my partner, and I have marveled 169 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:27,073 over your one-woman extravaganza of humor and love. 170 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:32,612 And that has really blessed the world throughout your career. 171 00:08:32,645 --> 00:08:35,949 I, um -- I've got a story about your impact on me 172 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,184 that I wanted to share. -What's that? 173 00:08:38,218 --> 00:08:39,886 -[ Laughs ] 174 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:42,188 When I was starting out and had just been on "Laugh-In" 175 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,590 for two or three weeks, 176 00:08:43,623 --> 00:08:46,226 I was over at the CBS lot, 177 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,529 where your iconic show was filmed. 178 00:08:49,562 --> 00:08:51,865 And I was totally rigid with fear 179 00:08:51,898 --> 00:08:53,333 that I would run into you 180 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,335 and you wouldn't know who I was, either. 181 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:58,872 And I heard your voice in the hall. 182 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:01,174 And I -- It was -- 183 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:05,478 I didn't have time enough to fake my own death, so -- 184 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,048 so I just, uh -- 185 00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:11,418 I -- We literally bumped into each other. 186 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:13,253 And I heard you saying, 187 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:17,624 "Lily Tomlin, one ringy dingy, two ringy dingys." 188 00:09:17,657 --> 00:09:20,093 You absolutely knew who I was, and you -- 189 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,461 -Well, yes. -And you knew -- 190 00:09:21,494 --> 00:09:23,329 I'd only been on the air a couple of weeks 191 00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:24,564 or three weeks or something. 192 00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:27,934 And you were so kind and so generous to me. 193 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:30,036 And you talked to me for a long time. 194 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,573 And you gave me all the confidence in the world. 195 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:38,712 Carol -- That is -- You are, Carol, right? 196 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:42,048 The love that we're all showing you here tonight 197 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,051 is small payback for all the love 198 00:09:45,051 --> 00:09:46,953 you've shown us through the years. 199 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:48,321 ** 200 00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:51,057 -Coming up, Kristin Chenoweth and Bernadette Peters 201 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:54,060 celebrate Carol and her best chum, Julie Andrews. 202 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,262 Then later, Amy Poehler, Cher, 203 00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:02,267 . 204 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:04,570 -Well, hello there. It's Dolly. 205 00:10:05,504 --> 00:10:07,539 And I want to be among all the wonderful people 206 00:10:07,573 --> 00:10:09,742 and all the many people that are gonna say 207 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,544 happy 90th birthday to Carol. 208 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:15,214 * Happy birthday to you 209 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:18,150 ** 210 00:10:18,183 --> 00:10:19,618 -Ladies and gentlemen, 211 00:10:19,651 --> 00:10:23,722 please welcome Kristin Chenoweth and Bernadette Peters. 212 00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:27,026 [ Cheers and applause ] 213 00:10:27,059 --> 00:10:30,796 -Back in the day, as a die-hard Carol fan, 214 00:10:30,829 --> 00:10:32,998 I would just get so excited 215 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,334 when her specials were about to happen 216 00:10:35,367 --> 00:10:38,504 because everybody wanted to take the stage with Carol -- 217 00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:41,373 Robin Williams, Lucille Ball, Dolly Parton, 218 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,075 just to name a few. 219 00:10:43,108 --> 00:10:44,910 -One of my favorites was her special 220 00:10:44,943 --> 00:10:46,679 with an amazing opera star, 221 00:10:46,712 --> 00:10:49,081 the legendary Beverly Sills. 222 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:51,950 [ Cheers and applause ] 223 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:55,154 I think I must have watched "Sills and Burnett at the Met" 224 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:57,322 like a thousand times. 225 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,158 -We wore these jerseys 226 00:10:59,191 --> 00:11:01,226 for you people up there and up there and up there 227 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,895 so that you could tell us apart. 228 00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:06,498 -Beverly Sills -- her nickname was "Bubbles." 229 00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:08,734 She had the greatest personality. 230 00:11:08,767 --> 00:11:11,603 It was one of the greatest experiences I've ever had. 231 00:11:11,637 --> 00:11:14,573 -The only difference between us is one little octave. 232 00:11:14,606 --> 00:11:17,443 -One octave? -Eight little notes. 233 00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:19,345 -You're kidding. That's it? Really? 234 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:21,280 That's the only difference between our voices, 235 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:24,216 eight little no-- one octave? -One octave. 236 00:11:24,249 --> 00:11:25,718 -So, what's the big deal? 237 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,586 ** 238 00:11:27,619 --> 00:11:33,859 * We're only an octave apart 239 00:11:33,892 --> 00:11:39,898 * Eight little steps on the musical line * 240 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:45,904 * Eight little steps between your pipes and mine * 241 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:51,143 * Only an octave apart 242 00:11:51,176 --> 00:11:56,281 -* We-e-e're 243 00:11:56,315 --> 00:12:03,055 * Only an octave apart 244 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:10,295 * Eight little steps on the musical line * 245 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:15,100 * Eight little steps between your pipes * 246 00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:18,804 * And mi-i-i-ne 247 00:12:18,837 --> 00:12:24,543 * Only an octave apart 248 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:26,779 [ Applause ] 249 00:12:26,812 --> 00:12:28,847 ** 250 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:32,084 -* My F is here 251 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:35,754 -* My F is here 252 00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:39,158 -* My A is here 253 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:42,561 -* My A is here 254 00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:46,532 -* My D is here 255 00:12:46,565 --> 00:12:55,507 -* My D is he-e-e-e-re 256 00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:59,144 -[ Smooches ] 257 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,814 * Ha ha 258 00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,416 -* Ha-ha 259 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:08,053 -* Ha-ah, ha ha 260 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,057 -* Ah, ah, ahhhhhhh 261 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,660 -* Ha ha-a -* Ha ha-a 262 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,929 -* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha -* Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha 263 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:19,665 -* Ha, ha, ha, ha -* Ha, ha, ha, ha 264 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:23,469 -* Ha, ha -* Ha, ha 265 00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:31,276 -* We're only an octave apart -* We're only an octave apart 266 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,245 -* Eight little steps -* Eight little steps 267 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:38,384 -* On the musical line -* On the musical line 268 00:13:38,417 --> 00:13:40,552 -* Eight little steps -* Eight little steps 269 00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:45,891 -* Between your pipes and mine -* Between your pipes and mine 270 00:13:45,924 --> 00:13:49,294 -* Only an octave -* Only an octave 271 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:53,799 -* Only an octave -* Only an octave 272 00:13:53,832 --> 00:13:56,935 -* One teensy-weensy -* One teensy-weensy 273 00:13:56,969 --> 00:14:03,709 -* Eensy-beensy little octave -* Eensy-beensy little octave 274 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:09,882 -* A-A-A-A-A -* A-A-A-A-A 275 00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:13,419 * A-A-A-A-A 276 00:14:13,452 --> 00:14:17,222 -[ Chuckles ] You are the highest singer I've ever met. 277 00:14:17,256 --> 00:14:19,925 -And you are the lowest. 278 00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,261 [ Laughter ] 279 00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:29,735 -* Apa-a-a-a-rt -* Apa-a-a-a-rt 280 00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:36,575 [ Cheers and applause ] 281 00:14:36,608 --> 00:14:38,911 I love you. -Ah. 282 00:14:38,944 --> 00:14:41,213 Before we go any further, we want to give a shout-out 283 00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:44,350 to our music director, John McDaniel, 284 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:47,386 and our incredible 19-piece orchestra. 285 00:14:47,419 --> 00:14:49,088 [ Cheers and applause ] 286 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:53,092 Bravo! 287 00:14:53,125 --> 00:14:55,461 -There were so many great Carol Burnett specials, 288 00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,297 but the most legendary Carol specials 289 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:00,332 were shared with her dear, dear friend, 290 00:15:00,366 --> 00:15:04,136 her pal, her chum, Miss Julie Andrews. 291 00:15:04,169 --> 00:15:06,905 [ Cheers and applause ] 292 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,842 -Julie and I never shut up talking to each other. 293 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,545 It was like we had known each other from the get-go. 294 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,415 So, the idea was born that Julie and I 295 00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:18,150 should do a special together. 296 00:15:18,183 --> 00:15:20,419 And so we wound up doing three. 297 00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:23,222 You are heaven! 298 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,524 You know what you are? You're cotton candy. 299 00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,260 You're Christmas! You're carnivals! 300 00:15:28,293 --> 00:15:29,461 -What? -You're a little girl 301 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,196 in her first prom dress, 302 00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,831 on her first date, all dressed up, 303 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,267 tripping down the stairs with stars in her eye. 304 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:38,537 -You're hay rides. You're -- You're Halloween. 305 00:15:38,570 --> 00:15:41,840 You're firecrackers on the 4th of July. 306 00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,176 You're a little child at his first ballgame 307 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:46,745 waving his pennant in the breeze. 308 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:50,082 Um...you're our boys overseas! 309 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:54,353 To do something on purpose, 310 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,823 you would have to do something like, um... 311 00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,092 that. 312 00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:03,228 -I've never seen anyone work as hard as Julie does. 313 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:07,866 Simply maintaining that accent is an enormous accomplishment. 314 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:11,036 ** 315 00:16:11,036 --> 00:16:15,040 [ Cheers and applause ] 316 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,276 -I think you are the most wonderful performer 317 00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:18,911 in the whole universe. 318 00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,946 -Alright. You got one more chance. 319 00:16:21,046 --> 00:16:23,048 -Oh! Thank you! 320 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:27,052 ** 321 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,521 You like a little...? 322 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:35,527 ** 323 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:38,063 -I hate this instrument. 324 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:44,870 -So-o-o we'll be partners * -So-o-o we'll be partners * 325 00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:47,072 * Just like hot dogs and mustard * 326 00:16:47,106 --> 00:16:50,142 -* A twosome, a duet -* A twosome, a duet 327 00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,810 -* We'll be buddies -* We'll be buddies 328 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,579 -* Just like Huntley and Brinkley * 329 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:54,980 * We're -* Andrews 330 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,116 -* And Burnett 331 00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,252 -Wherever we go, we belong * -Wherever we go, we belong * 332 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,054 -* We belong -* We belong 333 00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:11,130 -* We belong togethe-e-e-r -* We belong togethe-e-e-r 334 00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,866 [ Cheers and applause ] 335 00:17:20,639 --> 00:17:23,142 -We really wanted to dedicate a song to Carol and Julie 336 00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,110 that pays tribute to their talent 337 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,813 and their 60-plus-year friendship. 338 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,616 -And what better song for two old friends 339 00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,218 than the classic "Old Friends," 340 00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:37,156 written by their close friend Stephen Sondheim? 341 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,491 [ Applause ] 342 00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:45,631 [ "Old Friends" plays ] 343 00:17:45,664 --> 00:17:49,068 -* Hey, old friend 344 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:53,372 * Are you okay, old friend? 345 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:57,509 * What do you say, old friend? 346 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:02,014 * Are we or aren't we unique? 347 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,450 -* Time goes by 348 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:09,321 * Everything else keeps changing * 349 00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,123 * You and I 350 00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:15,427 * We get continued next week 351 00:18:15,461 --> 00:18:18,030 -* Most friends fade 352 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:21,333 * Or they don't make the grade * 353 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:24,703 * New ones are quickly made = 354 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:28,707 * And in a pinch, sure, they'll do * 355 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,510 * But us, old friends 356 00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:37,950 * What's to discuss, old friends? * 357 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:44,123 * New friends pour through the revolving door * 358 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:47,659 * Maybe there's one that's more * 359 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:51,697 * If you find one, that'll do 360 00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:54,600 * But us, old friends 361 00:18:54,633 --> 00:19:00,105 * What's to discuss, old friends? * 362 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:04,843 * Here's to you 363 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:09,782 * Who's like you? 364 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:19,725 * Damn fe-e-e-w 365 00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,294 [ Cheers and applause ] 366 00:19:27,566 --> 00:19:31,337 -Aww. 367 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,606 I know! 368 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,408 [ Chuckling ] Old chum. 369 00:19:36,442 --> 00:19:39,945 Thank you, ladies, on behalf of both of us, right? 370 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:43,549 Yeah. What huge memories that brought back. 371 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,884 I mean, that tea party sketch, 372 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,854 when we were smashing things all over each other, 373 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:50,823 was such ridiculous fun. 374 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:53,058 And what makes -- -You had fun. 375 00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,461 -Yeah. [ Laughs ] Well, you did to start with. 376 00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,730 Yes, you did. What makes me smile 377 00:19:57,763 --> 00:20:00,666 is that both of us just sat there and took it all. 378 00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,235 I mean, we took the punishment. 379 00:20:03,268 --> 00:20:05,804 I liken it to sort of being Laurel and Hardy. 380 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,540 They used to just sit there and have it happen. 381 00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:13,512 I cannot believe that it's been 62 years, 382 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,582 if not more, I think, since we first met, chum. 383 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:18,751 -Yes, it was. -Yeah, yeah. 384 00:20:18,784 --> 00:20:22,521 And it's gone by so fast, it's been ridiculous. 385 00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:24,556 Since then, we've shared the stage 386 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,993 on three delicious television specials, 387 00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,295 we've appeared together from time to time, 388 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:34,333 we've had so many dinners, shared so many phone calls, 389 00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,303 and we've gone from landlines to cellphones to texts. 390 00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:42,341 And, oh, have we laughed along the way. 391 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,877 We've shared confidences. 392 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,546 And so often you've been the one I've called 393 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:51,884 when times were rough and I needed a shoulder to cry on. 394 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,352 I can't imagine anywhere 395 00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:56,188 that I would rather be than here beside you tonight. 396 00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,123 And I'm thrilled to be here. 397 00:20:58,157 --> 00:21:01,060 And I love you very, very much, my dear chum. 398 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,895 [ Applause ] 399 00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:04,496 ** 400 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:08,934 -Up next, Amy Poehler audience questions, Carol Burnett-style. 401 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:15,275 . 402 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:18,812 -Carol, getting to turn 90 and in great health -- 403 00:21:19,713 --> 00:21:23,350 what a powerful testimony for living strong, 404 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,086 living well, living with laughter. 405 00:21:26,086 --> 00:21:27,654 Thank you for all the joy 406 00:21:27,687 --> 00:21:32,092 you've brought to all of us all these years. 407 00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,327 -Can we turn up the lights so we can talk to the audience? 408 00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:36,830 before we get -- [ Gasps ] 409 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,998 Are there any questions you might -- Yes? 410 00:21:39,099 --> 00:21:41,468 -I wrote a small poem about you I'd like to read. 411 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,536 -Alright. Why don't you stand up and read it? 412 00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,305 What's your name? -Danny Kruger. 413 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:46,973 -Hi, Danny. -Hi. 414 00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:48,775 "I'm in love with a wonderful girl, 415 00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,543 "but there's a catch. Oh, brother. 416 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:52,612 "The girl I love, this glorious girl, 417 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,814 is old enough to be my mother." 418 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,985 -Sit down, Danny. 419 00:21:59,019 --> 00:22:03,223 Q&A started because the executive producer said, 420 00:22:03,256 --> 00:22:05,358 "Instead of having a comic, 421 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,094 why don't you come out and warm up the audience?" 422 00:22:08,128 --> 00:22:09,929 -You want me to do the Tarzan yell? Alright. 423 00:22:09,963 --> 00:22:11,965 [ Clears throat ] 424 00:22:12,065 --> 00:22:13,933 -Ahhhh-ah-ah-- 425 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:17,203 Oh! 426 00:22:17,237 --> 00:22:20,173 I lost it. 427 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,641 Ahhhh-ah-ah-- 428 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,743 [ Chuckles ] 429 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:26,446 Yes? -What kind of soap do they use 430 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:30,817 to clean the floor? 431 00:22:30,850 --> 00:22:34,087 -I think that's a little personal. 432 00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:35,955 You have a vinyl floor at home you want to clean? 433 00:22:35,989 --> 00:22:38,358 Is that it? Yeah. Where is it? 434 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:40,527 In the bathroom or the kitchen? 435 00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,595 All over? 436 00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:44,998 You have vinyl all over your house? 437 00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:48,101 -Just on the floor. 438 00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:49,736 -I love you! 439 00:22:49,769 --> 00:22:53,940 -[ Ululating ] 440 00:22:53,973 --> 00:22:55,608 [ Applause ] 441 00:22:55,642 --> 00:22:59,312 -Please give a warm welcome to Amy Poehler. 442 00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:01,781 [ Cheers and applause ] 443 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:09,255 -Good evening. 444 00:23:09,289 --> 00:23:11,825 One of my favorite parts of "The Carol Burnett Show" 445 00:23:11,858 --> 00:23:13,360 was what we just saw, 446 00:23:13,393 --> 00:23:15,929 when Carol would come out on stage 447 00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:18,798 and answer questions from her audience. 448 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:21,701 It always felt spontaneous and real, 449 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:25,739 and Carol's genuine warmth always came through. 450 00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:29,142 And to be honest, it -- it looked kind of easy. 451 00:23:29,175 --> 00:23:32,612 So, in honor of those moments, 452 00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:37,117 I'm gonna do my own version of that tonight. 453 00:23:37,150 --> 00:23:39,085 So, um, this should be fun. 454 00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,087 Let's just see who has questions for me. 455 00:23:41,121 --> 00:23:42,455 Anyone? Questions? 456 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:45,759 Yes. You, ma'am. 457 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,328 -What happens to us when we die? 458 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:59,205 -Wow. Right out of the gate. [ Chuckles ] 459 00:23:59,239 --> 00:24:00,340 That's a big one. 460 00:24:00,373 --> 00:24:02,776 Um, it's an important question, 461 00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:05,879 but let me just, like, get warmed up first. 462 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:08,481 But we'll get back to that 'cause that's important. 463 00:24:08,515 --> 00:24:10,183 Anyone else? Anyone else have their hand raised? 464 00:24:10,216 --> 00:24:11,418 Yes. You, sir. 465 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:15,255 -Yes. Hi. How do you think the world will end? 466 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:17,857 Nuclear disaster or climate change? 467 00:24:23,396 --> 00:24:25,632 -That's another heavy one. [ Chuckles ] 468 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:29,903 I remember these being more fun. 469 00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:33,606 I feel like the '70s were a little more fun. 470 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:36,876 So, does anyone have, like, a softball-type question, 471 00:24:36,910 --> 00:24:39,512 you know, something like, "Oh, what's your favorite color?" 472 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,681 or, "What makes you laugh?" Anything like that? 473 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:44,851 Yes. You. 474 00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:48,388 -What makes you laugh? -Oh, great question. 475 00:24:48,421 --> 00:24:51,758 I think I just love watching funny and deluded characters, 476 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:55,161 which is why Carol's work is so dear to my heart. 477 00:24:55,195 --> 00:24:56,896 -You know, what makes me laugh 478 00:24:56,930 --> 00:25:02,202 is when scientists create robots with artificial intelligence 479 00:25:02,235 --> 00:25:05,038 that will one day replace us all. 480 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:08,842 -Okay. 481 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:12,879 I couldn't really hear that last part, but... 482 00:25:12,912 --> 00:25:15,348 I think I heard you say, 483 00:25:15,382 --> 00:25:19,052 "Can you try to do Carol's Tarzan yell?" 484 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:23,790 And, okay, here goes. 485 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:25,825 Ahhhhhh-ah-ah-- 486 00:25:25,859 --> 00:25:28,361 I take it back. This is so hard. 487 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,363 I'm so sorry, Carol. 488 00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:31,698 Nothing you did was easy. 489 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,667 This was not easy. 490 00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,102 Your Q&A's were much harder than I thought. 491 00:25:36,136 --> 00:25:39,472 Please, let's continue to take a look at the best of Carol 492 00:25:39,506 --> 00:25:40,807 on "The Carol Burnett Show." 493 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,943 And I'm sorry I even tried this. 494 00:25:43,977 --> 00:25:46,646 -I loved being all those different characters. 495 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,581 -Stella Toddler? 496 00:25:48,615 --> 00:25:49,549 -Yes? 497 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:51,251 -This is your lifetime! 498 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:53,386 -[ Gasps ] 499 00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,822 -iAy caramba! 500 00:25:57,857 --> 00:26:00,860 Ha! 501 00:26:00,894 --> 00:26:02,796 My enchiladas -- 502 00:26:02,829 --> 00:26:07,267 they were hot, hot, hot! 503 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:11,404 And now -- 504 00:26:11,438 --> 00:26:16,710 Now my enchiladas are cold, cold, cold. 505 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,812 -Mrs. Wiggins, could you come in here now and -- 506 00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:21,648 -Hello? 507 00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:31,691 -Could you come in? 508 00:26:46,606 --> 00:26:50,210 Uh, "Dear. Mr. Del Mar, 509 00:26:50,243 --> 00:26:53,613 "uh, in regards 510 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:58,651 "to your letter of the 25th, 511 00:26:58,685 --> 00:27:02,022 "I feel that a written reply 512 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:06,192 "is in the keeping of the company policy, 513 00:27:06,226 --> 00:27:10,263 "rather than seeing you in person. 514 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:15,335 "And so I am forwarding this letter at this time 515 00:27:15,368 --> 00:27:24,911 to you --" 516 00:27:24,944 --> 00:27:28,415 Are you going to memorize this? 517 00:27:28,448 --> 00:27:30,050 -Eunice spoke to me. I don't know. 518 00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:32,519 The frustration, the angst, 519 00:27:32,552 --> 00:27:35,822 the wanting to be somebody, 520 00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:37,457 but not quite making it. 521 00:27:37,490 --> 00:27:39,092 I just felt for her. 522 00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,827 -Now, you listen to me. 523 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,929 I told you what the signal was. 524 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,498 This is the signal for proper name. 525 00:27:45,532 --> 00:27:47,400 This is the signal for that. 526 00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:51,071 Now, I am going to give you a proper name, 527 00:27:51,071 --> 00:27:53,640 and then I am going to give you a sounds like. 528 00:27:53,673 --> 00:27:57,077 Now, come on, Mama! You know this song! 529 00:27:57,077 --> 00:28:01,114 -Well, how the hell can I think with you screaming at me?! 530 00:28:01,147 --> 00:28:03,216 Proper name! 531 00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:05,218 Sounds like! 532 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,020 -Stomach hand! -Unh! 533 00:28:07,020 --> 00:28:08,021 -Pain! -Mnh! 534 00:28:08,054 --> 00:28:09,122 -Agony! -Ugh! 535 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:10,123 -Belly! -Yeah! 536 00:28:10,156 --> 00:28:11,691 -Sounds like "belly"! 537 00:28:11,725 --> 00:28:14,661 "Wait Till the Sun Shines Belly!" 538 00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:17,263 -I'm gonna kill you! 539 00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:20,300 -Coming up, more great laughs from Carol's career. 540 00:28:20,333 --> 00:28:22,769 Plus, Billy Porter, Vicki Lawrence, 541 00:28:29,108 --> 00:28:29,241 . 542 00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:33,212 -Carol Burnett, I am honored to celebrate you 543 00:28:33,245 --> 00:28:34,346 on your 90th birthday. 544 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:37,449 You know, growing up in our household, 545 00:28:37,483 --> 00:28:42,554 your show was one of the ones that we could watch as a family. 546 00:28:42,588 --> 00:28:45,924 My dad loved Tim Conway, and -- I'll be honest -- 547 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:49,194 maybe I had a little bit of a crush on Lyle Waggoner. 548 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:53,332 But it was your wit, your heart and boldness 549 00:28:53,365 --> 00:28:56,669 that always stole the show for me. 550 00:28:56,702 --> 00:29:00,706 So, on this birthday, I hope you feel all the love and joy 551 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,875 you have given millions of families 552 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,544 reflected right back at you. 553 00:29:05,577 --> 00:29:10,082 I love you so much, Carol. And happy birthday. 554 00:29:10,115 --> 00:29:12,151 -From "The Carol Burnett Show," 555 00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:14,420 here's Vicki Lawrence. 556 00:29:14,453 --> 00:29:16,789 [ Cheers and applause ] 557 00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:19,925 ** 558 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,167 [ Cheers and applause continue ] 559 00:29:31,637 --> 00:29:34,039 Stop. 560 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:36,642 Stop. You'll make me cry. 561 00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:39,278 Who gets a fan letter from a gawky teenager, 562 00:29:39,311 --> 00:29:41,046 looks up her family's number, 563 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:42,848 calls her on the phone, 564 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:45,117 and makes arrangements to come to see her 565 00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:48,087 in the Miss Fireball contest? 566 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,189 Carol. 567 00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:53,092 Who, on a hunch, hires that 17-year-old 568 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:56,261 to play her sister on her new variety show? 569 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,830 Carol. 570 00:29:57,863 --> 00:30:00,766 Thanks to Carol, I got to go to the Harvard School of Comedy 571 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,501 in front of America. 572 00:30:02,534 --> 00:30:05,004 People always ask me -- I don't know if they ask you, 573 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:06,305 but they always ask me, 574 00:30:06,338 --> 00:30:08,774 "Did you guys have as much fun as it looked like?" 575 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:13,379 And I always answer, "You have no idea." 576 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:16,281 -Vicki, you've got a gold record. 577 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,584 -[ Gasps ] 578 00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:20,285 -Have any questions you might like -- 579 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,354 The gentleman there who falls asleep during our show 580 00:30:22,388 --> 00:30:24,423 wants to ask you a question. -How old are you? 581 00:30:24,456 --> 00:30:26,625 -No, no. -Ah. 582 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,527 -Oh, there you are. 583 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,995 -Oh, my darling, come into my arms. 584 00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:33,165 -Together at last. -Ohh! 585 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:36,368 -Harvey had the best comedy chops of anybody 586 00:30:36,402 --> 00:30:37,569 I've ever worked with. 587 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,138 -Molly? -Hmm? 588 00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:43,075 -Why don't we have another kid? 589 00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:45,144 -Man turning into beast. 590 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:49,682 Don't you know there's no such things as "werewoooolves"? 591 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:53,052 -Hello? Anderson residence. Hello? 592 00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:54,720 Hello -- 593 00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,389 Oh, foolish me. 594 00:30:57,423 --> 00:30:59,458 Hello? 595 00:30:59,491 --> 00:31:04,263 -Mr. Handsome, there's a Miss Fusco to see you, sir. 596 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,902 -Hello there. 597 00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:12,905 -Tim Conway -- that little mind never quit. 598 00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:15,174 -Fire! 599 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,780 -[ Imitates elephant trumpeting ] 600 00:31:21,814 --> 00:31:23,816 -Don't touch anything until the police arrive. 601 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,351 Fingerprints, you know. 602 00:31:25,384 --> 00:31:26,852 Put on your gloves. 603 00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,520 -But I've just waxed the doorknob. 604 00:31:28,554 --> 00:31:30,889 -He would be coming up with bits of business 605 00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:33,092 that were just brilliant. 606 00:31:49,975 --> 00:31:52,211 -I'm sorry, sir. 607 00:32:19,672 --> 00:32:23,275 -And so, many times, that's what we used. 608 00:32:23,308 --> 00:32:27,279 So, I always wanted to let him go and let him do his thing. 609 00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:29,581 I don't know what made Vicki the perfect Mama 610 00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:32,084 except that she is a perfect talent. 611 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,454 -Aha! 612 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,356 Aha!! 613 00:32:37,389 --> 00:32:40,993 Oh! Oh, Camilla. What are you doing here? 614 00:32:41,093 --> 00:32:42,928 -Well, I could ask you the same question, 615 00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,164 but it's perfectly obvious what you're doing here. 616 00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:46,799 You and this little Norwegian nothing 617 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,300 have a lot of nerve doing this to me, 618 00:32:48,334 --> 00:32:50,235 and I won't stand for it! I won't! I won't! 619 00:32:50,269 --> 00:32:52,538 I'm a big Hollywood star. Do you hear me? 620 00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,239 A big Hollywood star! 621 00:32:54,273 --> 00:32:56,375 And I will not have you treating me like an extra. 622 00:32:56,408 --> 00:32:58,877 I've worked a long time to get where I am, 623 00:32:58,911 --> 00:33:01,347 and I will never be humiliated like this again! 624 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,450 Never, never, never! 625 00:33:04,483 --> 00:33:07,419 -Oh, that's wonderful. 626 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:08,554 -[ Shrieks ] 627 00:33:08,587 --> 00:33:10,489 -I have twin sons. 628 00:33:10,522 --> 00:33:12,491 One son is werewolf. 629 00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:16,095 The other son is a lead singer in a rock group. 630 00:33:16,128 --> 00:33:19,365 When the moon is full, you couldn't tell them apart. 631 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:22,534 Go raise children. 632 00:33:22,568 --> 00:33:25,404 -She was 18 when we discovered her, 633 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:29,074 and I think she was 24 when we had her play Mama. 634 00:33:29,074 --> 00:33:31,210 She learned all about comedy 635 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:33,145 in front of 30 million people a week. 636 00:33:33,178 --> 00:33:35,781 -You're really nuts, you know? 637 00:33:35,814 --> 00:33:37,750 -Nuts? -One of these days 638 00:33:37,783 --> 00:33:39,752 they're gonna come over here and lock you up. 639 00:33:39,785 --> 00:33:41,453 -Oh, lay off of me, will you? -You ain't playing 640 00:33:41,487 --> 00:33:44,490 with a full deck, Eunice. 641 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,959 I think somebody blew your pilot light out. 642 00:33:56,168 --> 00:34:00,039 -Oh, boy. 643 00:34:00,039 --> 00:34:03,242 That's a new one, Mama. 644 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,511 [ Applause ] 645 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,051 -I think I might be the luckiest person here tonight 646 00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:13,852 because I'm the one who got to spend 647 00:34:13,886 --> 00:34:16,722 11 of the best years of my life working with this lady -- 648 00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,224 or, as you love to say, playing in the sandbox. 649 00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,926 -Absolutely. -Yes. 650 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:22,961 They asked me to pick a favorite clip 651 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:25,330 to share here tonight, and I thought, 652 00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:27,733 "Well, I could maybe narrow it down to -- 653 00:34:27,766 --> 00:34:29,768 I don't know -- maybe 200." 654 00:34:29,802 --> 00:34:32,304 And then I got to thinking about all the incredible music 655 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,106 that we did on your show. 656 00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:37,376 And we had the special music material writers, 657 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:40,612 you know, who would write these incredible musical take-offs, 658 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:41,914 amazing medleys. 659 00:34:41,947 --> 00:34:44,650 So, what I picked means a lot to me. 660 00:34:44,683 --> 00:34:47,986 It was the final episode of the season in 1975, 661 00:34:48,087 --> 00:34:51,323 and I was pregnant with my very first child. 662 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:53,192 I was, like, very pregnant, 663 00:34:53,225 --> 00:34:55,761 like, 10 minutes from giving birth. 664 00:34:55,794 --> 00:34:58,097 And as my due date grew closer, 665 00:34:58,097 --> 00:35:02,368 Ken and Mitzie Welch put together a medley of lullabies. 666 00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,304 But I mean, like, every lullaby you've ever heard in your life. 667 00:35:05,337 --> 00:35:06,739 It was incredible. 668 00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,807 Did we have so much fun rehearsing that? 669 00:35:08,841 --> 00:35:10,142 It was so much fun. 670 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,111 And I think Carol, being a mom, 671 00:35:12,144 --> 00:35:13,812 knew how much it would mean to me. 672 00:35:13,846 --> 00:35:14,913 Thank you so much, Carol, 673 00:35:14,947 --> 00:35:16,615 for this memory and for all the memories. 674 00:35:16,648 --> 00:35:18,650 And I hope there are a whole lot more. 675 00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:21,053 I love you. [ Applause ] 676 00:35:21,053 --> 00:35:25,691 -* Close your eyes, sleepyhead 677 00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:30,329 * Bright angels will guide you 678 00:35:30,362 --> 00:35:34,667 * Close your eyes, sleepyhead 679 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:39,204 * Angels gather near your bed 680 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,709 * Lullaby and good night 681 00:35:43,742 --> 00:35:48,213 * Till the dawn's early light 682 00:35:48,247 --> 00:35:52,751 * Lullaby and good night 683 00:35:52,785 --> 00:35:57,790 * Time to turn out the light 684 00:35:57,823 --> 00:36:00,092 [ Baby crying ] 685 00:36:00,125 --> 00:36:01,760 [ Applause ] 686 00:36:01,794 --> 00:36:03,095 -I love you so much. 687 00:36:03,128 --> 00:36:05,064 -Up next, a special musical tribute 688 00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:06,832 to "Annie" with Jane Lynch, 689 00:36:13,105 --> 00:36:13,238 . 690 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:17,242 -Hi, Carol. It's Martin Short. -And I'm -- Well... 691 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,278 -And we are so excited 692 00:36:19,311 --> 00:36:21,880 to be sending our birthday greetings to you. 693 00:36:21,914 --> 00:36:25,250 Mwah! -Because you are 90 years old 694 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:28,420 and we have loved you for every year of our lives 695 00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:30,456 except for the part where we weren't born yet. 696 00:36:30,489 --> 00:36:33,058 But happy birthday. -Yeah. Oh, happy birthday 697 00:36:33,092 --> 00:36:36,195 Mwah! We love you, genius girl. 698 00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:39,565 -Please welcome Oscar winner Charlize Theron. 699 00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:42,935 [ Applause ] 700 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:45,504 -I am a huge fan of the classic movies, 701 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,340 films like "Sunset Boulevard," "Show Boat," 702 00:36:48,374 --> 00:36:50,476 "The Little Foxes," "Gone with the Wind." 703 00:36:50,509 --> 00:36:53,245 But you know what I love more? 704 00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:54,980 It's what you and your cast 705 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,483 did to them on "The Carol Burnett Show." 706 00:36:57,516 --> 00:37:01,487 So, your take on them was brilliant. 707 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:05,224 Those parodies had great music, amazing costumes, 708 00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:08,227 wonderful dialogue, and unforgettable characters. 709 00:37:08,260 --> 00:37:11,797 Let's take a look at your great parodies. 710 00:37:11,830 --> 00:37:13,465 -To Nora Desmond, 711 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:16,869 the greatest silent film star of them all. 712 00:37:23,909 --> 00:37:25,644 -Max? -Yes, madam? 713 00:37:25,678 --> 00:37:28,047 -Is there someone there? -Yes, madam. 714 00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:30,315 -Good. 715 00:37:41,060 --> 00:37:43,062 -No! 716 00:37:43,062 --> 00:37:47,766 I shall remain steadfast against your lustful urgings, 717 00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:51,537 never, never submitting to your wanton sexual appetites 718 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,906 and your mad burning passions 719 00:37:53,939 --> 00:37:56,675 and your need to ravish and debauch. 720 00:37:56,709 --> 00:38:03,015 Say something, Captain! Say something! 721 00:38:03,015 --> 00:38:04,650 -This is it, 722 00:38:04,683 --> 00:38:08,487 the first human contact with a being from another planet. 723 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,090 -Speak for yourself. 724 00:38:26,505 --> 00:38:28,240 -That shape! 725 00:38:28,273 --> 00:38:31,043 That form! 726 00:38:31,076 --> 00:38:33,645 Why, he looks almost 727 00:38:33,679 --> 00:38:37,049 like the Pillsbury Doughboy. 728 00:38:37,082 --> 00:38:40,285 -Oh, darling. Don't worry. 729 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:42,554 I'll get you the finest doctor that money can buy. 730 00:38:42,588 --> 00:38:44,890 ** 731 00:38:44,923 --> 00:38:46,358 -Hello. -Who are you? 732 00:38:46,392 --> 00:38:48,394 -I'm the finest doctor money can buy. 733 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:51,630 ** 734 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,500 -How did you know she was sick? -I heard the music. 735 00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:57,236 I'm afraid she only has five minutes to live. 736 00:38:57,269 --> 00:39:00,005 [ Dramatic music plays ] -Oh, no. 737 00:39:00,005 --> 00:39:01,507 Oh, no. 738 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:04,043 I'll act as though nothing had happened. 739 00:39:04,076 --> 00:39:05,744 [ Sniffles ] 740 00:39:05,778 --> 00:39:08,514 [ High-pitched voice ] Hey, funny face. 741 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,115 Guess what. -What? 742 00:39:10,149 --> 00:39:11,216 -The doctor says you're gonna be alright. 743 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:13,919 There's nothing wrong. How about that? 744 00:39:14,019 --> 00:39:16,288 Hey, how'd you like something to eat? 745 00:39:16,321 --> 00:39:18,123 I'd love a 4-minute egg. 746 00:39:20,626 --> 00:39:24,897 -Starlet, I love you. That gown is gorgeous. 747 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,331 -Thank you. I saw it in the window, 748 00:39:26,365 --> 00:39:30,035 and I just couldn't resist it. 749 00:39:30,069 --> 00:39:33,806 -Please give a warm welcome to the movie's original Annie, 750 00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,808 Aileen Quinn. 751 00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,843 [ Cheers and applause ] 752 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,912 ** 753 00:39:39,945 --> 00:39:43,916 -No one was better than Carol at those hilarious parodies. 754 00:39:43,949 --> 00:39:45,584 I enjoyed watching that. 755 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:49,455 But let's not forget she's also a brilliant film actress. 756 00:39:49,488 --> 00:39:52,424 -You think I like to see you so jealous of Nick 757 00:39:52,458 --> 00:39:54,059 that you feel you have to tackle him? 758 00:39:54,093 --> 00:39:55,928 You think that makes me feel good? 759 00:39:55,961 --> 00:39:57,730 -I think we should get to the heart of this. 760 00:39:57,763 --> 00:39:59,064 -The heart of this 761 00:39:59,064 --> 00:40:01,600 is that you wish you had some blond nymph 762 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,302 adoring you like he does. 763 00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:04,903 So, go on. Go find one. 764 00:40:04,937 --> 00:40:08,507 Christ! How long are you gonna hang on to these fantasies? 765 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:10,943 The reality is you're married to a middle-aged woman 766 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:13,412 with a good sense of humor and dry skin. 767 00:40:13,445 --> 00:40:15,881 And if you don't like it, then go find yourself a nymph. 768 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:18,283 -You are an art collector? 769 00:40:18,317 --> 00:40:21,587 ** 770 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:25,457 I think that's just wonderful. 771 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,292 I love art. 772 00:40:27,326 --> 00:40:29,161 Of course, I don't know too much about it, 773 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,397 but I do know I love looking at pictures. 774 00:40:31,430 --> 00:40:32,598 I think it would just be wonderful 775 00:40:32,631 --> 00:40:34,500 to be able to collect it like that. 776 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:38,003 ** 777 00:40:38,037 --> 00:40:39,438 -And of course one of the roles 778 00:40:39,471 --> 00:40:42,474 she's most known for is Miss Hannigan. 779 00:40:42,508 --> 00:40:44,810 [ Applause ] 780 00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:46,945 Yes, in the film that I was lucky enough 781 00:40:46,979 --> 00:40:48,947 to be a part of -- "Annie." 782 00:40:48,981 --> 00:40:50,849 -Leapin' lizards! 783 00:40:50,883 --> 00:40:52,951 -* Little girls, little girls 784 00:40:52,985 --> 00:40:55,754 * Everywhere I turn 785 00:40:55,788 --> 00:40:57,923 * I can see them 786 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,059 ** 787 00:41:00,059 --> 00:41:02,528 * Little girls, little girls 788 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:07,666 * Night and day I eat, sleep, and breathe them * 789 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:14,239 * I'm an ordinary woman with feelings * 790 00:41:14,273 --> 00:41:18,410 * I'd like a man to nibble on my ear * 791 00:41:18,444 --> 00:41:23,582 * But I'll admit no man has bitten * 792 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:27,086 * So how come I'm the mother of the year? * 793 00:41:27,086 --> 00:41:29,088 ** 794 00:41:29,121 --> 00:41:32,491 -Ladies and gentlemen, Jane Lynch. 795 00:41:32,524 --> 00:41:34,493 [ Applause ] 796 00:41:34,526 --> 00:41:39,331 ** 797 00:41:39,365 --> 00:41:41,867 -* Little cheeks, little teeth * 798 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:48,407 * Everything around me is little * 799 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,509 * If I wring little necks 800 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:57,116 * Surely I would get an acquittal * 801 00:41:57,116 --> 00:42:01,286 * Some women are dripping with diamonds * 802 00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:05,557 * Some women are dripping with pearls * 803 00:42:05,591 --> 00:42:08,060 * Lucky me, lucky me 804 00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:11,096 * Look at what I'm dripping with * 805 00:42:11,130 --> 00:42:14,166 * Little girls 806 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:18,837 ** 807 00:42:18,871 --> 00:42:22,074 * How I hate little shoes, little socks * 808 00:42:22,074 --> 00:42:25,344 * And each little 809 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,646 * Bloomer 810 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:29,848 * I'd have cracked years ago 811 00:42:29,882 --> 00:42:36,121 * If it weren't for my sense of humor * 812 00:42:36,155 --> 00:42:40,859 * Someday I'll land in the nut house * 813 00:42:40,893 --> 00:42:45,097 * With all the nuts and the squirrels * 814 00:42:45,097 --> 00:42:47,333 * There I'll stay tucked away 815 00:42:47,366 --> 00:42:50,602 * Till the prohibition of 816 00:42:50,636 --> 00:43:00,612 * Little gi-i-i-rls 817 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:04,416 [ Cheers and applause ] 818 00:43:04,450 --> 00:43:08,821 Please welcome Billy Porter and Bernadette Peters. 819 00:43:08,854 --> 00:43:13,692 [ "Easy Street" plays ] 820 00:43:13,726 --> 00:43:19,365 -* I remember the way our sainted mother * 821 00:43:19,398 --> 00:43:22,334 * Would sit and croon us 822 00:43:22,368 --> 00:43:26,105 * Her lullaby 823 00:43:26,138 --> 00:43:32,444 * She said, "Kids, there's a place that's like no other" * 824 00:43:32,478 --> 00:43:39,551 * "You got to get there before you die" * 825 00:43:39,585 --> 00:43:44,590 -* Now, you don't get there by playing by the rule books * 826 00:43:44,623 --> 00:43:47,626 -* You stack the aces 827 00:43:47,659 --> 00:43:50,863 -* You load the dice 828 00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:53,966 -* Mother dear 829 00:43:53,999 --> 00:43:58,737 * Oh, we know you're 830 00:43:58,771 --> 00:44:03,475 * Down there listening 831 00:44:03,509 --> 00:44:07,613 * How can we follow 832 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:13,052 * Your sweet advice 833 00:44:13,052 --> 00:44:16,221 * To 834 00:44:16,255 --> 00:44:20,225 -* Easy street 835 00:44:20,259 --> 00:44:23,896 * Easy street 836 00:44:23,929 --> 00:44:29,234 * Where you sleep till noon 837 00:44:29,268 --> 00:44:31,270 -* Yeah, yeah, yeah -* Yeah, yeah, yeah 838 00:44:31,303 --> 00:44:33,072 -* Yeah, yeah, yeah 839 00:44:33,072 --> 00:44:36,842 -* She'd repeat 840 00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:41,613 * Easy street 841 00:44:41,647 --> 00:44:49,688 * Better get there soon 842 00:44:49,722 --> 00:44:53,892 -* Easy street 843 00:44:53,926 --> 00:44:57,730 * Easy street 844 00:44:57,763 --> 00:45:01,834 * Annie is the key 845 00:45:01,867 --> 00:45:03,902 -* Yes, sirree -* Yes, sirree 846 00:45:03,936 --> 00:45:05,637 -* Yes, sirree -Whoo! 847 00:45:05,671 --> 00:45:10,943 -Yeah! -* Easy street 848 00:45:11,043 --> 00:45:14,646 * Easy street 849 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:21,053 * That's where we're gonna 850 00:45:21,053 --> 00:45:30,662 * Be-e-e-e 851 00:45:30,696 --> 00:45:34,867 [ Cheers and applause ] 852 00:45:34,900 --> 00:45:40,472 [ "Tomorrow" plays ] 853 00:45:40,506 --> 00:45:47,079 -* When I'm stuck with a day that's gray and lonely * 854 00:45:47,112 --> 00:45:49,748 * I just stick out my chin 855 00:45:49,782 --> 00:45:54,820 * And grin and say 856 00:45:54,853 --> 00:45:56,555 * Ohh 857 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:59,091 * Tomorrow, tomorrow 858 00:45:59,091 --> 00:46:01,560 * I love ya, tomorrow 859 00:46:01,593 --> 00:46:05,631 * You're only a day away 860 00:46:05,664 --> 00:46:09,034 -* Tomorrow, tomorrow 861 00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,470 * I love ya, tomorrow 862 00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:15,641 * You're only a day 863 00:46:15,674 --> 00:46:25,050 * Awa-a-a-a-y 864 00:46:25,050 --> 00:46:28,754 ** 865 00:46:28,787 --> 00:46:32,257 [ Cheers and applause ] 866 00:46:32,291 --> 00:46:36,628 -Coming up, Sofia Vergara, Susan Lucci, Marisa Tomei, 867 00:46:43,068 --> 00:46:43,202 . 868 00:47:17,336 --> 00:47:20,105 -I laugh at mys-- Not that much, but only a little bit. 869 00:47:42,695 --> 00:47:44,930 Happy 90th, Carol. Love you. 870 00:47:44,963 --> 00:47:46,765 Love you, love you. 871 00:47:46,799 --> 00:47:49,368 ** 872 00:47:49,401 --> 00:47:51,704 [ Cheers and applause ] 873 00:47:51,737 --> 00:47:55,140 -Please welcome Sofia Vergara. 874 00:47:55,174 --> 00:47:57,376 [ Cheers and applause ] 875 00:47:57,409 --> 00:47:59,712 ** 876 00:47:59,745 --> 00:48:02,081 Buenas noches. 877 00:48:02,114 --> 00:48:04,383 ** 878 00:48:04,416 --> 00:48:06,652 The theater that we're in tonight 879 00:48:06,685 --> 00:48:10,422 is not too far from the one where Carol worked as an usher 880 00:48:10,456 --> 00:48:13,659 during her summer break from UCLA. 881 00:48:13,692 --> 00:48:16,161 Unfortunately, the manager fired her 882 00:48:16,195 --> 00:48:19,064 when some customer demanded to be seated 883 00:48:19,098 --> 00:48:22,301 at the end of an Alfred Hitchcock thriller 884 00:48:22,334 --> 00:48:27,272 and Carol insisted that they had to see it from the beginning. 885 00:48:27,306 --> 00:48:28,640 That's right. 886 00:48:28,674 --> 00:48:33,445 That night, Carol lost her 65-cent-an-hour job. 887 00:48:33,479 --> 00:48:35,581 And years later, when she was asked 888 00:48:35,614 --> 00:48:39,284 where she wanted her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, 889 00:48:39,318 --> 00:48:42,054 of course Carol said she wanted it 890 00:48:42,054 --> 00:48:47,292 in front of the very theater that she was fired from. 891 00:48:47,326 --> 00:48:50,496 [ Applause ] 892 00:48:50,529 --> 00:48:52,398 That's, I think, 893 00:48:52,431 --> 00:48:54,800 one of the things that we all love about Carol, 894 00:48:54,833 --> 00:48:57,903 that she never takes herself too seriously 895 00:48:57,936 --> 00:49:01,340 and that there's always a laugh in everything 896 00:49:01,373 --> 00:49:03,342 and anything that she does. 897 00:49:03,375 --> 00:49:05,177 So, now let's take a look 898 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:08,147 at a few of her best roles on television. 899 00:49:08,180 --> 00:49:09,882 -What kind of doctor do you call yourself?! 900 00:49:09,915 --> 00:49:12,117 -Mrs. Stemple, Mrs. Stemple, 901 00:49:12,151 --> 00:49:17,923 Jamie is trying to have a natural childbirth. 902 00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,525 -Ahh. 903 00:49:19,558 --> 00:49:22,695 -Are you out of your mind? 904 00:49:22,728 --> 00:49:25,130 -Maybe you could talk to costumes about getting -- 905 00:49:25,164 --> 00:49:27,232 getting you a longer loincloth. 906 00:49:30,736 --> 00:49:33,038 I saw your balls. 907 00:49:33,072 --> 00:49:35,841 -What? 908 00:49:35,874 --> 00:49:38,811 -I saw your balls then. 909 00:49:38,844 --> 00:49:41,246 -Then be calm. -I'm calm! 910 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:43,415 -Hold this. -I'm calm. 911 00:49:47,619 --> 00:49:49,722 I'm calm. 912 00:49:52,057 --> 00:49:54,093 -Help! 913 00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,627 -Angie, I'm scared. 914 00:49:55,661 --> 00:49:57,863 -Hey, Rosie, I was, too, on my first day. 915 00:49:57,896 --> 00:49:59,865 Everyone is. -You know something? 916 00:49:59,898 --> 00:50:02,901 The difference between you and everyone else is you've got me. 917 00:50:02,935 --> 00:50:04,403 Come on. 918 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:08,540 -Sometimes I think my real talent is in attracting bad men. 919 00:50:08,574 --> 00:50:10,242 -Well, good ones are hard to find. 920 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:13,746 -Oh, dear God, what did we do to our sons? 921 00:50:16,081 --> 00:50:18,684 We taught them to believe that you obeyed, 922 00:50:18,717 --> 00:50:20,753 that you did what you were told, 923 00:50:20,786 --> 00:50:24,056 that you didn't question. 924 00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,291 But it was wrong. 925 00:50:26,325 --> 00:50:29,261 It was so wrong. 926 00:50:29,294 --> 00:50:32,765 They would be alive today. 927 00:50:32,798 --> 00:50:34,767 [ Voice breaking ] That's what we have to live with. 928 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,836 -I used to watch "All My Children" every day. 929 00:50:37,870 --> 00:50:39,738 It would be my lunch hour. 930 00:50:39,772 --> 00:50:43,308 And Agnes Nixon, who created "All My Children," 931 00:50:43,342 --> 00:50:45,477 called and said, "Would you like to come on the show 932 00:50:45,511 --> 00:50:46,812 and be a character?" 933 00:50:46,845 --> 00:50:48,180 I said, "Absolutely." 934 00:50:48,213 --> 00:50:50,182 I had a whole storyline, 935 00:50:50,215 --> 00:50:52,351 and I got to work with Susan Lucci... 936 00:50:52,384 --> 00:50:53,852 -Oh, perfect! 937 00:50:53,886 --> 00:50:55,921 -...who is the opposite of Erica Kane. 938 00:50:55,954 --> 00:50:57,856 No diva about her at all. 939 00:50:57,890 --> 00:51:01,260 If Opal wants to fight for Sam, 940 00:51:01,293 --> 00:51:05,731 she's gonna have to go mano a mano with moi. 941 00:51:05,764 --> 00:51:08,200 -Then you better just "tangono" 942 00:51:08,233 --> 00:51:11,203 out of "town-o" right "now-o." 943 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:16,241 -From "All My Children," please welcome Susan Lucci. 944 00:51:16,275 --> 00:51:19,478 [ Cheers and applause ] 945 00:51:19,511 --> 00:51:23,282 -Oh, Carol, you were a member of our family 946 00:51:23,315 --> 00:51:24,950 when you were on "All My Children." 947 00:51:24,983 --> 00:51:28,587 You did a great send-up of soaps on your show -- 948 00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:31,690 "As the Stomach Turns." 949 00:51:31,724 --> 00:51:32,958 I loved watching it. 950 00:51:32,991 --> 00:51:34,660 I know everyone did. 951 00:51:34,693 --> 00:51:38,097 But I tell you, you could just do a take on any genre 952 00:51:38,097 --> 00:51:39,765 and find the funny. 953 00:51:39,798 --> 00:51:42,568 And, boy, are we all so glad that you did. 954 00:51:42,601 --> 00:51:44,236 -Thank you. -Thank you. 955 00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:45,571 [ Applause ] 956 00:51:45,604 --> 00:51:48,807 -Next, a tribute to the legendary Bob Mackie 957 00:51:55,114 --> 00:51:55,247 . 958 00:51:57,149 --> 00:51:58,183 -For Carol, this meant a new connection to someone 959 00:51:58,684 --> 00:52:00,285 she's known for years. 960 00:52:00,319 --> 00:52:01,920 That's Bill Hader. You know him? 961 00:52:01,954 --> 00:52:03,255 -Bill?! Of course! 962 00:52:03,288 --> 00:52:05,424 He was on my 50th-anniversary show. 963 00:52:05,457 --> 00:52:07,960 -Oh, my God. -Well, it was a family affair. 964 00:52:08,060 --> 00:52:09,762 -Isn't that something? 965 00:52:09,795 --> 00:52:10,929 -Hey, Carol. 966 00:52:10,963 --> 00:52:12,331 Sorry I couldn't be there tonight, 967 00:52:12,364 --> 00:52:17,369 but I am busy planning the Burnett family reunion 2023, 968 00:52:17,403 --> 00:52:18,704 and it is going great. 969 00:52:18,737 --> 00:52:19,938 We're having a great time. 970 00:52:19,972 --> 00:52:21,540 Last night, we had a sketch night, 971 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:22,941 which was fun, 972 00:52:22,975 --> 00:52:24,910 except we didn't get through a single sketch 973 00:52:24,943 --> 00:52:26,245 because people kept breaking. 974 00:52:26,278 --> 00:52:29,515 But that's kind of our thing, right? 975 00:52:29,548 --> 00:52:33,385 But I wanted to say, on behalf of myself and my family, 976 00:52:33,419 --> 00:52:38,824 we were so thrilled to find out that we're related. 977 00:52:38,857 --> 00:52:40,592 But the truth is, Carol, 978 00:52:40,626 --> 00:52:44,096 that you make anybody who's ever met you, 979 00:52:44,129 --> 00:52:46,098 you know, or seen you perform 980 00:52:46,131 --> 00:52:47,966 feel like family. 981 00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:52,471 So, on behalf of your family, real and honorary, 982 00:52:52,504 --> 00:52:55,941 I want to say thank you for the love and the laughter, 983 00:52:55,974 --> 00:53:00,312 and thank you so much for just being one of my heroes. 984 00:53:00,346 --> 00:53:02,114 Congratulations. 985 00:53:02,147 --> 00:53:05,951 -Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mrs. Wiggins. 986 00:53:06,051 --> 00:53:09,288 ** 987 00:53:09,321 --> 00:53:12,091 [ Applause ] 988 00:53:12,124 --> 00:53:18,330 ** 989 00:53:18,364 --> 00:53:22,301 -Hello? 990 00:53:22,334 --> 00:53:24,103 Is that lunch? 991 00:53:24,136 --> 00:53:25,904 -No. Mrs. Wiggins, I'm the director. 992 00:53:25,938 --> 00:53:30,542 And you need to introduce the Bob Mackie clip package. 993 00:53:30,576 --> 00:53:34,646 -Watch...this... 994 00:53:34,680 --> 00:53:36,982 movie. 995 00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:40,119 -Bob Mackie is a genius. 996 00:53:40,152 --> 00:53:41,854 ** 997 00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:44,456 He would come up with these ideas. 998 00:53:44,490 --> 00:53:46,158 In fact, he has often said 999 00:53:46,191 --> 00:53:50,763 that he enjoyed doing the character work 1000 00:53:50,796 --> 00:53:52,965 even more than just designing pretty clothes. 1001 00:53:52,998 --> 00:53:54,933 -Actually, I have it on backwards. 1002 00:53:54,967 --> 00:53:57,936 -And he designed not only what I wore, 1003 00:53:57,970 --> 00:54:00,773 but what everybody wore on my show, 1004 00:54:00,806 --> 00:54:03,776 which means, with all the sketches, the dancers, 1005 00:54:03,809 --> 00:54:07,746 the guest stars, Harvey, Lyle, Vicki, me, Tim. 1006 00:54:07,780 --> 00:54:08,914 -[ Gasps ] 1007 00:54:08,947 --> 00:54:11,784 -65 to 70 costumes a week. 1008 00:54:11,817 --> 00:54:14,520 So, do the math. 1009 00:54:14,553 --> 00:54:16,855 200-and-some-odd shows, 70-some-odd shows. 1010 00:54:16,889 --> 00:54:21,493 That's about 17,000 costumes in 11 years that he designed. 1011 00:54:27,966 --> 00:54:29,535 Bob Mackie. 1012 00:54:29,568 --> 00:54:31,203 [ Cheers and applause ] 1013 00:54:31,236 --> 00:54:36,108 -Now, we all know that the actual Mrs. Wiggins 1014 00:54:36,141 --> 00:54:39,111 belongs to the one and only Carol. 1015 00:54:39,144 --> 00:54:41,413 [ Applause ] 1016 00:54:41,447 --> 00:54:43,949 And here is the man himself 1017 00:54:43,982 --> 00:54:46,685 who designed all those great costumes -- 1018 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:48,721 Bob Mackie. 1019 00:54:48,754 --> 00:54:51,090 [ Cheers and applause ] 1020 00:54:51,123 --> 00:54:56,362 ** 1021 00:54:56,395 --> 00:55:01,633 ** 1022 00:55:01,667 --> 00:55:04,203 -Hi, darling. -Hi! 1023 00:55:04,236 --> 00:55:05,704 -Darling. 1024 00:55:05,738 --> 00:55:10,342 -So, tell me more about the Mrs. Wiggins costume. 1025 00:55:10,376 --> 00:55:13,746 -Well, actually, Mrs. Wiggins -- 1026 00:55:13,779 --> 00:55:15,881 she wasn't the most tasteful girl in the world, 1027 00:55:15,914 --> 00:55:18,617 but everybody liked her, and she had a great body. 1028 00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:20,586 -What about Carol? I understand that there was -- 1029 00:55:20,619 --> 00:55:23,589 -Yeah, Carol thought her behind was a little flat, 1030 00:55:23,622 --> 00:55:25,391 and she said, "What am I gonna do? 1031 00:55:25,424 --> 00:55:27,126 You're gonna have to take the skirt in." 1032 00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:30,062 And I said, "Just arch your back 1033 00:55:30,095 --> 00:55:32,398 and stick out your butt and walk." 1034 00:55:32,431 --> 00:55:34,967 And it was perfect. 1035 00:55:35,067 --> 00:55:36,869 -So, let's talk about Eunice. 1036 00:55:36,902 --> 00:55:38,070 -Oh, Eunice. 1037 00:55:38,103 --> 00:55:41,206 Well, Eunice was the most unhappy woman alive. 1038 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:44,476 Her mother didn't like her. Her husband couldn't stand her. 1039 00:55:44,510 --> 00:55:48,514 And, you know, she wore the same dress day in and day out. 1040 00:55:48,547 --> 00:55:49,982 -It suited her, though. 1041 00:55:50,082 --> 00:55:52,918 What about this classic, classic costume? 1042 00:55:52,951 --> 00:55:54,620 -This is an iconic -- 1043 00:55:54,653 --> 00:55:57,456 kind of the trademark of Carol Burnett. 1044 00:55:57,489 --> 00:55:59,825 There's cartoons. There's greeting cards. 1045 00:55:59,858 --> 00:56:01,860 There's everything with that person on it. 1046 00:56:01,894 --> 00:56:04,363 -And, Bob... -How about -- 1047 00:56:04,396 --> 00:56:07,466 -...tell me about Nora Desmond. 1048 00:56:07,499 --> 00:56:09,034 -I love Nora Desmond. 1049 00:56:09,068 --> 00:56:10,903 She was a take-off on Swanson. 1050 00:56:10,936 --> 00:56:13,172 -Was it Gloria Swanson? -Gloria Swanson. 1051 00:56:13,205 --> 00:56:15,074 -Gloria Swanson was amazing 1052 00:56:15,107 --> 00:56:17,710 because she saw when Carol did that part 1053 00:56:17,743 --> 00:56:19,511 and she was really amused. 1054 00:56:19,545 --> 00:56:22,481 And she wanted to be on the show. 1055 00:56:22,514 --> 00:56:25,417 -And over here, our other favorite -- 1056 00:56:25,451 --> 00:56:27,786 Stella Toddler. -Stella Toddler. 1057 00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:29,555 -When this one came on, 1058 00:56:29,588 --> 00:56:32,458 she did things with her body that nobody else could do. 1059 00:56:32,491 --> 00:56:34,560 -And the costume allows for all the physicality. 1060 00:56:34,593 --> 00:56:36,362 -And she would, like, fall down, 1061 00:56:36,395 --> 00:56:39,365 and then she'd just sit there because she couldn't get up. 1062 00:56:39,398 --> 00:56:41,166 You know, it was that kind of a character. 1063 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,068 And we laughed and laughed. 1064 00:56:43,102 --> 00:56:45,704 -And, you know, what I what I don't see here, though, 1065 00:56:45,738 --> 00:56:49,141 is one of the most iconic costumes 1066 00:56:49,174 --> 00:56:51,643 you've ever made for Carol. You know which one -- 1067 00:56:51,677 --> 00:56:53,679 the curtain rod. -The curtain rod dress... 1068 00:56:53,712 --> 00:56:56,415 -From? -...that Starlet O'Hara... 1069 00:56:56,448 --> 00:56:57,549 -From "Went with the Wind." 1070 00:56:57,583 --> 00:56:59,485 -"Went with the Wind" pulled down, 1071 00:56:59,518 --> 00:57:01,720 and people still ask me all about it. 1072 00:57:01,754 --> 00:57:03,789 ** 1073 00:57:03,822 --> 00:57:05,824 -The original, though, is so famous. 1074 00:57:05,858 --> 00:57:07,292 It's in the Smithsonian... -Oh, is it? 1075 00:57:07,326 --> 00:57:09,928 -...so we would have to break into the museum to get it. 1076 00:57:10,029 --> 00:57:11,463 We couldn't get it here tonight. 1077 00:57:11,497 --> 00:57:13,766 ** 1078 00:57:13,799 --> 00:57:17,369 -Maya Rudolph, where'd you get that dress? 1079 00:57:17,403 --> 00:57:19,238 -Oh, this old thing? 1080 00:57:19,271 --> 00:57:21,907 Oh, I saw it in the window of the Smithsonian, 1081 00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:23,909 and I just couldn't resist. 1082 00:57:23,942 --> 00:57:26,045 [ Applause ] 1083 00:57:26,045 --> 00:57:27,646 -Coming up, Lisa Kudrow 1084 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,516 and the funniest "Carol Burnett Show" bloopers, 1085 00:57:37,057 --> 00:57:37,190 . 1086 00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:41,061 -Carol, it was back in 2005 when President Bush presented you 1087 00:57:41,795 --> 00:57:44,431 with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 1088 00:57:44,464 --> 00:57:46,766 We all agree you're a legend, a pioneer, 1089 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,802 and you've enriched our nation. 1090 00:57:48,835 --> 00:57:51,071 -You are a national treasure. 1091 00:57:51,071 --> 00:57:54,441 You've broken barriers, inspiring the next generation 1092 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:57,610 of little girls to reach for their dreams. 1093 00:57:57,644 --> 00:58:00,013 And you've done it while spreading laughter, 1094 00:58:00,046 --> 00:58:01,815 joy, and warmth. 1095 00:58:01,848 --> 00:58:04,184 -We love you, kid. -Happy 90th. 1096 00:58:04,217 --> 00:58:05,919 -Happy birthday. 1097 00:58:06,019 --> 00:58:09,089 -Please welcome Lisa Kudrow. 1098 00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:11,758 [ Cheers and applause ] 1099 00:58:11,791 --> 00:58:17,464 ** 1100 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:20,033 -You know, when you screw up at a regular job, 1101 00:58:20,066 --> 00:58:22,168 it could possibly get you fired. 1102 00:58:22,202 --> 00:58:24,504 But when you messed up on "The Carol Burnett Show," 1103 00:58:24,537 --> 00:58:28,274 it was a blooper that was proudly broadcast. 1104 00:58:28,308 --> 00:58:30,844 And when you'd watch the bloopers on the show, 1105 00:58:30,877 --> 00:58:34,614 on Carol's show, yes, it was hilarious, 1106 00:58:34,647 --> 00:58:39,085 but you'd also feel how much she loves what she gets to do 1107 00:58:39,119 --> 00:58:41,588 and how much she loves and enjoys 1108 00:58:41,621 --> 00:58:43,923 the people she's working with. 1109 00:58:43,957 --> 00:58:47,861 And she's generously sharing that with her audience. 1110 00:58:47,894 --> 00:58:51,331 And whether it's a comedy sketch or straight acting -- 1111 00:58:51,364 --> 00:58:53,767 and she's a really good actress -- 1112 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,837 bloopers or not, Carol, 1113 00:58:57,871 --> 00:59:02,008 what comes across is how much real fun you're having. 1114 00:59:02,008 --> 00:59:06,012 And that transcends whatever is written in the script. 1115 00:59:06,012 --> 00:59:09,716 -The bloopers and the crack-ups were never, ever rehearsed. 1116 00:59:09,749 --> 00:59:11,518 -I was at this freak show one time, 1117 00:59:11,551 --> 00:59:14,421 and I -- I saw these Siamese elephants. 1118 00:59:22,228 --> 00:59:25,899 They was adjoined at the end of their trunks like that. 1119 00:59:25,932 --> 00:59:27,600 And this trainer would make them 1120 00:59:27,634 --> 00:59:29,202 stand up on their back feet like that, 1121 00:59:29,235 --> 00:59:32,472 and they had their trunks stretched like that. 1122 00:59:32,505 --> 00:59:34,541 Then this little monkey would come out. 1123 00:59:39,913 --> 00:59:44,551 He would walk out there and dance the merengue right... 1124 00:59:44,584 --> 00:59:46,086 I kind felt sorry for them. 1125 00:59:46,119 --> 00:59:48,655 They couldn't go like the other elephants when they go -- 1126 00:59:48,688 --> 00:59:51,524 [ Imitates elephant trumpeting ] 1127 00:59:51,558 --> 00:59:54,694 All they could do is just blow and go, "Nork." 1128 00:59:58,965 --> 01:00:00,000 -Go, Mama. 1129 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,668 -Go, Mama. 1130 01:00:01,701 --> 01:00:04,237 -You sure that little ass...through? 1131 01:00:07,207 --> 01:00:08,541 -A few weeks later, 1132 01:00:08,575 --> 01:00:11,978 I got back at Tim with my own ad-libbed elephant story. 1133 01:00:12,012 --> 01:00:15,048 -For transportation once, 1134 01:00:15,081 --> 01:00:18,852 he gave me this pair of elephants. 1135 01:00:18,885 --> 01:00:21,054 They were Siamese. 1136 01:00:26,426 --> 01:00:28,561 They was joined at the trunk. 1137 01:00:31,931 --> 01:00:34,968 And whenever one of them wanted to go somewhere, 1138 01:00:35,001 --> 01:00:37,037 the other one would have to walk backwards. 1139 01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:45,211 -Harvey was adamant he never wanted to crack up. 1140 01:00:45,245 --> 01:00:47,580 He hated himself for doing it, 1141 01:00:47,614 --> 01:00:50,917 but it was impossible when Tim got on a roll. 1142 01:01:07,367 --> 01:01:10,437 It's funny. People think that's all we ever did. 1143 01:01:10,470 --> 01:01:13,373 That wasn't a major part of our show at all. 1144 01:01:13,406 --> 01:01:16,476 If you really count the times, it was mainly Conway -- 1145 01:01:16,509 --> 01:01:18,778 and not all the time. [ Doorbell rings ] 1146 01:01:51,111 --> 01:01:53,113 -Coming. 1147 01:01:53,146 --> 01:01:57,717 -But people think we did it so much because it's so delicious 1148 01:01:57,751 --> 01:01:59,953 when you can't -- when you can't help it. 1149 01:02:00,053 --> 01:02:02,055 -Take a firm hold of the hypodermic needle. 1150 01:02:02,055 --> 01:02:05,658 Right. 1151 01:02:05,692 --> 01:02:07,627 -When I was watching Tim and Harvey 1152 01:02:07,660 --> 01:02:09,129 do the dentist sketch, 1153 01:02:09,162 --> 01:02:12,499 again, it was Tim coming up with all that Novocaine shtick. 1154 01:02:25,779 --> 01:02:28,648 -Well...I'll be right with you. 1155 01:02:31,084 --> 01:02:33,853 -And the audience was screaming with laughter. 1156 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:36,890 The crew. I'm in the wings. 1157 01:02:36,923 --> 01:02:39,159 And what went through my mind was, 1158 01:02:39,192 --> 01:02:41,528 "This should go in the time capsule." 1159 01:02:41,561 --> 01:02:44,664 And, you know, that's over 50 years old now. 1160 01:02:44,698 --> 01:02:47,901 And I dare anybody to watch it today 1161 01:02:47,934 --> 01:02:50,503 and not laugh like crazy. 1162 01:02:50,537 --> 01:02:52,806 [ Fly buzzing ] 1163 01:03:05,251 --> 01:03:06,886 It's timeless. 1164 01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:09,556 -I'll just, uh, try and -- 1165 01:03:13,426 --> 01:03:16,763 -Hi. I'm Melissa Rauch from "Night Court." 1166 01:03:16,796 --> 01:03:20,066 I've been a Carol fan for as long as I can remember. 1167 01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:22,435 When I was 15, my mom took me to see Carol 1168 01:03:22,469 --> 01:03:24,204 in "Moon over Buffalo" on Broadway. 1169 01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:25,705 I had written her a fan letter, 1170 01:03:25,739 --> 01:03:28,174 which I gave to the stage manager before the show, 1171 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,810 and a little while later the stage manager came over to us 1172 01:03:30,844 --> 01:03:33,813 and said, "Come on backstage. Carol wants to meet you." 1173 01:03:33,847 --> 01:03:35,882 I had my extensive list of questions, 1174 01:03:35,915 --> 01:03:37,317 and I had so much to say 1175 01:03:37,350 --> 01:03:39,719 about how brilliant she was in the show, 1176 01:03:39,753 --> 01:03:42,255 and all I managed to blurt out was, 1177 01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:45,759 "Um...you're so good." 1178 01:03:45,792 --> 01:03:48,661 Well, Carol was so incredibly kind, 1179 01:03:48,695 --> 01:03:50,230 and, sensing that I was nervous, 1180 01:03:50,263 --> 01:03:51,931 she asked if I wanted a picture 1181 01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:53,400 with my little disposable camera. 1182 01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:55,135 And, well, there it is. 1183 01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:56,970 [ Crowd awws ] 1184 01:03:57,003 --> 01:03:58,438 I don't think it's physically possible 1185 01:03:58,471 --> 01:04:00,840 to have a bigger smile on my face. 1186 01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:02,742 I met Carol one more time after that 1187 01:04:02,776 --> 01:04:06,913 and she was equally amazing and I was equally tongue-tied. 1188 01:04:06,946 --> 01:04:09,449 So I promised myself if I ever had the opportunity 1189 01:04:09,482 --> 01:04:11,084 to be in her presence again, 1190 01:04:11,117 --> 01:04:12,519 I would pull myself together, 1191 01:04:12,552 --> 01:04:14,888 properly thank her for all she means to me, 1192 01:04:14,921 --> 01:04:16,956 and tell her how eternally grateful I am 1193 01:04:17,057 --> 01:04:19,726 for encouraging me to go after my dreams that day. 1194 01:04:19,759 --> 01:04:22,429 So, Carol... 1195 01:04:22,462 --> 01:04:24,898 you're so good. 1196 01:04:24,931 --> 01:04:26,700 [ Applause ] 1197 01:04:26,733 --> 01:04:28,268 -Coming up, Cher, 1198 01:04:35,074 --> 01:04:35,207 . 1199 01:04:36,975 --> 01:04:37,943 -Hello. It is my honor to join the celebration 1200 01:04:38,677 --> 01:04:41,814 of Carol Burnett's 90th birthday. 1201 01:04:41,847 --> 01:04:44,083 Carol... [ Cheers and applause ] 1202 01:04:44,083 --> 01:04:46,485 Upstairs in our offices, we have hung 1203 01:04:46,518 --> 01:04:48,887 a huge photo of Carol on our show 1204 01:04:48,921 --> 01:04:50,889 doing her famous Tarzan yell 1205 01:04:50,923 --> 01:04:54,493 so my writers and I can pass by that picture every day 1206 01:04:54,526 --> 01:04:57,296 and look to it for something to aspire to. 1207 01:04:57,329 --> 01:04:59,798 So, Carol, for your example and your talent, 1208 01:04:59,832 --> 01:05:01,500 from me and everyone you've entertained 1209 01:05:01,533 --> 01:05:03,068 and inspired for so many years, 1210 01:05:03,102 --> 01:05:05,604 happy birthday, and thank you. 1211 01:05:05,637 --> 01:05:07,272 [ Cheers and applause ] 1212 01:05:07,306 --> 01:05:15,047 -* We're two girls who love what we do a lot * 1213 01:05:15,047 --> 01:05:18,617 * We're two girls who 1214 01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:22,187 * When we're good, we're very, very good * 1215 01:05:22,221 --> 01:05:24,757 * And when we're bad -Ooh! 1216 01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:26,191 -* We're hot 1217 01:05:26,225 --> 01:05:30,429 -And now, please welcome the one and only Cher. 1218 01:05:30,462 --> 01:05:32,431 [ Cheers and applause ] 1219 01:05:32,464 --> 01:05:39,371 ** 1220 01:05:39,405 --> 01:05:41,273 -Thank you. 1221 01:05:41,306 --> 01:05:46,445 So, I wore this dress tonight for Bob and for you. 1222 01:05:46,478 --> 01:05:49,581 And when "Sonny & Cher" had the summer show, 1223 01:05:49,615 --> 01:05:51,083 we didn't have any money, 1224 01:05:51,116 --> 01:05:53,185 and Carol and I are the same size, 1225 01:05:53,218 --> 01:05:56,588 so Bob raided your closet for us 1226 01:05:56,622 --> 01:05:58,357 so I had something to wear, so -- 1227 01:05:58,390 --> 01:05:59,825 Did you know that? 1228 01:05:59,858 --> 01:06:01,560 Okay, well -- well, we did. 1229 01:06:01,593 --> 01:06:05,164 Alright, so, when I was outside, people were asking me questions, 1230 01:06:05,197 --> 01:06:06,632 questions about you. 1231 01:06:06,665 --> 01:06:10,102 And I said, "Oh, she's kind and she's funny 1232 01:06:10,135 --> 01:06:12,371 "and she teaches you so much. 1233 01:06:12,404 --> 01:06:15,040 "And she's the kind of woman, 1234 01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:18,644 "kind of star that, if you meet her, 1235 01:06:18,677 --> 01:06:20,646 you're never gonna be disappointed." 1236 01:06:20,679 --> 01:06:24,783 I can always think of just her being so kind and helping me 1237 01:06:24,817 --> 01:06:28,153 because I wasn't really sure what I was doing, you know, 1238 01:06:28,187 --> 01:06:29,688 'cause I'd had Sonny as a partner 1239 01:06:29,722 --> 01:06:32,191 and when I went on my own, I was really frightened. 1240 01:06:32,224 --> 01:06:34,360 And you helped me. And you know you did. 1241 01:06:34,393 --> 01:06:36,095 And I don't know. I just love her. 1242 01:06:36,128 --> 01:06:37,629 And I wanted to be just like her. 1243 01:06:37,663 --> 01:06:40,799 And I'm not just like you, but I'm my own version of you. 1244 01:06:40,833 --> 01:06:42,768 [ Applause ] 1245 01:06:42,801 --> 01:06:45,070 So, those were really happy days, 1246 01:06:45,104 --> 01:06:49,074 and you are a great mentor and a great example 1247 01:06:49,074 --> 01:06:51,810 for many, many women in the United States. 1248 01:06:51,844 --> 01:06:54,346 I'm not sure if you knew it. You must have known it. 1249 01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:58,250 So, you featured everyone in the music industry. 1250 01:06:58,283 --> 01:07:00,753 Simply put, watching Carol Burnett's show 1251 01:07:00,786 --> 01:07:04,423 was like having a front-row seat at the Hall of Fame concert. 1252 01:07:04,456 --> 01:07:07,793 So, I love you, and I'm so happy to be here with you tonight. 1253 01:07:07,826 --> 01:07:09,661 [ Applause ] 1254 01:07:09,695 --> 01:07:11,563 -I loved all the musical guests. 1255 01:07:11,597 --> 01:07:14,867 -* That wonderful year we hope you'll see * 1256 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,035 Golden voice. 1257 01:07:16,068 --> 01:07:19,538 -* The past reappear like a memory * 1258 01:07:19,571 --> 01:07:25,177 * We'll show you the way it used to be * 1259 01:07:25,210 --> 01:07:28,881 * Remember 1260 01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:31,350 * Do you know the way to San Jose? * 1261 01:07:31,383 --> 01:07:33,152 * I've been away so long 1262 01:07:33,185 --> 01:07:35,220 -* I may go wrong and lose my way * 1263 01:07:35,254 --> 01:07:38,457 -I often enjoyed having some of the singing people 1264 01:07:38,490 --> 01:07:40,826 be in sketches, and a lot of them said, 1265 01:07:40,859 --> 01:07:43,696 "Nobody's ever asked us to do these sketches before." 1266 01:07:43,729 --> 01:07:46,065 Even Ray Charles did a sketch with me, 1267 01:07:46,065 --> 01:07:48,600 and he said, "Oh, this is fun!" 1268 01:07:48,634 --> 01:07:52,438 -* When I want rain 1269 01:07:52,471 --> 01:07:58,210 * I get sunny weather 1270 01:07:58,243 --> 01:08:02,815 * I'm just as blue as the sky 1271 01:08:02,848 --> 01:08:06,719 -* So am I, so am I 1272 01:08:06,752 --> 01:08:09,421 -* Since love has gone -* Love has gone 1273 01:08:09,455 --> 01:08:15,027 -* Can't pull myself together 1274 01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:20,899 -* Guess I'll hang my tears out to dry * 1275 01:08:20,933 --> 01:08:22,501 -All of them. I mean, oh, my gosh. 1276 01:08:22,534 --> 01:08:26,038 Ella Fitzgerald and Mel Tormé and Bing Crosby. 1277 01:08:26,071 --> 01:08:28,607 -* You and your fancy flattery 1278 01:08:28,640 --> 01:08:30,275 * You're laying it on for spite * 1279 01:08:30,309 --> 01:08:31,510 -* You're big and strong 1280 01:08:31,543 --> 01:08:33,846 -* You figure you'll charge my battery * 1281 01:08:33,879 --> 01:08:35,581 * And I'll get too hot to fight * 1282 01:08:35,614 --> 01:08:37,082 -* You're handsome, too 1283 01:08:37,116 --> 01:08:40,886 -* Now it's time you were took in tow * 1284 01:08:40,919 --> 01:08:42,054 -* Yes, I know 1285 01:08:42,054 --> 01:08:43,689 -* That flattery stuff don't go * 1286 01:08:43,722 --> 01:08:46,759 -No? -* I'll follow you anywhere 1287 01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,660 -Ethel Merman and on and on and on. 1288 01:08:48,694 --> 01:08:50,562 -* This is a real big Ferris wheel world * 1289 01:08:50,596 --> 01:08:56,468 * I'm romancin' and we're having a big, beautiful ball * 1290 01:08:56,502 --> 01:08:58,570 -* I don't care 1291 01:08:58,604 --> 01:09:00,906 -* You don't care 1292 01:09:01,006 --> 01:09:03,042 * If we are 1293 01:09:03,075 --> 01:09:05,611 * If we are 1294 01:09:05,644 --> 01:09:10,182 -* At the bottom of the class in high school * 1295 01:09:10,215 --> 01:09:14,019 * 'Cause you're on the honor list in my school * 1296 01:09:14,053 --> 01:09:18,824 -* Movies gave us tunes we'll always treasure * 1297 01:09:18,857 --> 01:09:21,593 * They gave us pleasure 1298 01:09:21,627 --> 01:09:27,566 * Each measure makes you feel good * 1299 01:09:27,599 --> 01:09:31,036 -* Keep writing songs like these * 1300 01:09:31,036 --> 01:09:36,642 -* We need your melodies 1301 01:09:36,675 --> 01:09:46,652 * Hooray for Hollywood 1302 01:09:46,685 --> 01:09:48,954 ** 1303 01:09:49,054 --> 01:09:52,157 [ Cheers and applause ] 1304 01:09:52,191 --> 01:09:57,229 ** 1305 01:09:57,262 --> 01:09:59,064 -And now with a special performance 1306 01:09:59,064 --> 01:10:01,867 paying tribute to all of your musical guests, 1307 01:10:01,900 --> 01:10:05,037 please welcome Sutton Foster and Darren Criss. 1308 01:10:05,070 --> 01:10:07,639 [ Cheers and applause ] 1309 01:10:07,673 --> 01:10:09,408 ** 1310 01:10:09,441 --> 01:10:11,377 -* Aren't they fun? 1311 01:10:11,410 --> 01:10:13,479 * Aren't they fantastic? 1312 01:10:13,512 --> 01:10:18,083 * Carol Burnett's duets 1313 01:10:18,117 --> 01:10:22,087 -* Everyone enthusiastic 1314 01:10:22,121 --> 01:10:26,492 * Carol Burnett's duet 1315 01:10:26,525 --> 01:10:30,596 -* No other show could beat 1316 01:10:30,629 --> 01:10:34,033 * Carol Burnett's duets 1317 01:10:34,066 --> 01:10:39,271 -That's right. * Friendly yet so elite 1318 01:10:39,304 --> 01:10:41,473 -* Love 'em 1319 01:10:41,507 --> 01:10:43,742 * Can't get enough of 'em 1320 01:10:43,776 --> 01:10:45,644 -* She'd play the ham 1321 01:10:45,678 --> 01:10:47,780 -* They'd play it straighter 1322 01:10:47,813 --> 01:10:49,782 * Carol Burnett's What is it? 1323 01:10:49,815 --> 01:10:51,417 -It's duets. -* Duets 1324 01:10:51,450 --> 01:10:53,819 Thank you. * They brought the glam 1325 01:10:53,852 --> 01:10:56,488 -* And she brought the theater 1326 01:10:56,522 --> 01:10:58,590 * Carol Burnett's -It's duets. 1327 01:10:58,624 --> 01:11:00,693 -I know. * Duets 1328 01:11:00,726 --> 01:11:05,064 -* Standing next to a stand-out someone * 1329 01:11:05,064 --> 01:11:09,368 * Just to watch herself become one * 1330 01:11:09,401 --> 01:11:14,406 * Carol Burnett's duets 1331 01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:17,676 -So many icons. -There's too many to count. 1332 01:11:17,710 --> 01:11:21,914 -* So we're here to buy that smile that you sell us * 1333 01:11:21,947 --> 01:11:23,849 -I mean, you sang with every hero of mine, 1334 01:11:23,882 --> 01:11:25,517 every great artist on the planet. 1335 01:11:25,551 --> 01:11:27,653 * I'm not gonna lie 1336 01:11:27,686 --> 01:11:30,089 * I'm just getting jealous 1337 01:11:30,089 --> 01:11:31,990 -Darren, this isn't about you. -I know, but it's just -- 1338 01:11:32,091 --> 01:11:34,426 Can we just say it's not fair? -It's gonna be okay. 1339 01:11:34,460 --> 01:11:38,831 -* Hope this number will help uncover * 1340 01:11:38,864 --> 01:11:43,168 * Just how much the people love a * 1341 01:11:43,202 --> 01:11:44,703 -* Carol -* Carol 1342 01:11:44,737 --> 01:11:46,705 -* Burnett -* Burnett 1343 01:11:46,739 --> 01:11:50,142 -* Duet 1344 01:11:50,175 --> 01:11:53,278 * Don't get much better 1345 01:11:53,312 --> 01:11:57,583 * Than Carol Burnett's 1346 01:11:57,616 --> 01:12:06,325 * Due-e-e-e-ts 1347 01:12:06,358 --> 01:12:09,928 [ Cheers and applause ] 1348 01:12:09,962 --> 01:12:13,399 -Next, Laura Dern, Allison Janney, 1349 01:12:13,432 --> 01:12:14,600 and Kristen Wiig, 1350 01:12:14,633 --> 01:12:16,402 and later, Ellen DeGeneres, 1351 01:12:22,074 --> 01:12:22,207 . 1352 01:12:24,076 --> 01:12:25,077 -Hi, Carol. It's Tina Fey saying hi from New York. 1353 01:12:25,944 --> 01:12:27,146 I'm so sorry I'm not there with you tonight, 1354 01:12:27,179 --> 01:12:30,082 but you know that I love you. I think you're a genius. 1355 01:12:30,082 --> 01:12:31,684 I know, in fact, that you're a genius. 1356 01:12:31,717 --> 01:12:33,786 I hope you're having an amazing time tonight. 1357 01:12:33,819 --> 01:12:37,222 And I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1358 01:12:37,256 --> 01:12:39,324 Every few years, when floral dresses 1359 01:12:39,358 --> 01:12:41,226 with puffy sleeves come back into fashion, 1360 01:12:41,260 --> 01:12:42,961 I almost get sucked in. 1361 01:12:42,995 --> 01:12:45,297 But then I think about it, and I know 1362 01:12:45,330 --> 01:12:47,533 that I will look like Eunice. 1363 01:12:47,566 --> 01:12:49,735 And I don't buy it. 1364 01:12:49,768 --> 01:12:51,236 ** 1365 01:12:51,270 --> 01:12:54,306 -From "Better Call Saul," it's Saul himself -- 1366 01:12:54,340 --> 01:12:56,308 Bob Odenkirk. 1367 01:12:56,342 --> 01:12:58,577 [ Cheers and applause ] 1368 01:12:58,610 --> 01:13:00,346 -Okay. 1369 01:13:00,379 --> 01:13:02,748 We all know Carol is a comedy icon, 1370 01:13:02,781 --> 01:13:06,385 but she is an amazing dramatic actress. 1371 01:13:06,418 --> 01:13:09,154 I knew that watching her on other series, 1372 01:13:09,188 --> 01:13:11,190 and I got to see it firsthand 1373 01:13:11,223 --> 01:13:13,692 when she joined us on "Better Call Saul" 1374 01:13:13,726 --> 01:13:16,061 for our final six episodes. 1375 01:13:16,061 --> 01:13:17,363 [ Cheers and applause ] 1376 01:13:17,396 --> 01:13:19,798 I came away with stories about working with Carol 1377 01:13:19,832 --> 01:13:22,468 that will last a lifetime, and I also came away 1378 01:13:22,501 --> 01:13:27,840 with the knowledge of the importance of Life Alert. 1379 01:13:27,873 --> 01:13:30,609 -I trusted you. 1380 01:13:45,424 --> 01:13:47,860 [ Button clicks, pendant beeps ] 1381 01:13:47,893 --> 01:13:50,195 -Marion? This is Valerie with Life Alert. 1382 01:13:50,229 --> 01:13:52,998 Are you okay? -No, Valerie, I'm not okay. 1383 01:13:53,098 --> 01:13:56,101 There's a criminal standing in my kitchen, threatening me! 1384 01:13:56,101 --> 01:13:57,603 He's a wanted man! 1385 01:13:57,636 --> 01:14:00,072 And his name is Saul Goodman! 1386 01:14:00,105 --> 01:14:02,041 -Alright, Marion, I'm calling the police. 1387 01:14:02,041 --> 01:14:04,443 I'm calling right now. 1388 01:14:09,048 --> 01:14:11,183 [ Applause ] 1389 01:14:11,216 --> 01:14:14,253 -Oh, my God. It was amazing. 1390 01:14:14,286 --> 01:14:16,722 She's so great. That scene -- 1391 01:14:16,755 --> 01:14:21,060 That scene was rewritten exactly as I wanted it, 1392 01:14:21,093 --> 01:14:24,129 but not how your so-called good friend, 1393 01:14:24,163 --> 01:14:27,132 "Better Call Saul" executive producer Vince Gilligan 1394 01:14:27,166 --> 01:14:28,567 had written it. 1395 01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:31,303 Carol, there is something that you should know. 1396 01:14:31,337 --> 01:14:35,474 Vince wanted my character to kill you in that scene! 1397 01:14:35,507 --> 01:14:37,409 Look at him. He's shaking his head "no." 1398 01:14:37,443 --> 01:14:39,611 His exact words to me were, 1399 01:14:39,645 --> 01:14:43,649 "Saul ends up killing Carol Burnett." 1400 01:14:43,682 --> 01:14:44,817 And if I remember right, 1401 01:14:44,850 --> 01:14:47,252 he didn't say, "Kill Carol's character." 1402 01:14:47,286 --> 01:14:50,723 No, no, no. He said, "Kill Carol Burnett!" 1403 01:14:50,756 --> 01:14:52,925 And I refused! 1404 01:14:52,958 --> 01:14:55,094 And I told him I'd walk! 1405 01:14:55,127 --> 01:14:57,763 [ Voice breaking ] Carol, I was willing to risk my career 1406 01:14:57,796 --> 01:15:00,466 and never work in this town again 1407 01:15:00,499 --> 01:15:04,069 because I did not want little children who watched our show -- 1408 01:15:04,103 --> 01:15:06,071 and I hope many of them did -- 1409 01:15:06,105 --> 01:15:08,140 to see me on the street and say, 1410 01:15:08,173 --> 01:15:11,810 "Mommy, that is the man who killed Carol Burnett!" 1411 01:15:11,844 --> 01:15:14,046 And that's all I wanted to say, 1412 01:15:14,046 --> 01:15:18,484 that I'm your real friend and Vince is not! 1413 01:15:18,517 --> 01:15:20,119 And one more thing. 1414 01:15:20,152 --> 01:15:22,654 Vince and I and everybody on our show -- 1415 01:15:22,688 --> 01:15:24,923 we think you're the greatest. 1416 01:15:24,957 --> 01:15:27,326 And now, because you refused to stop working, 1417 01:15:27,359 --> 01:15:30,662 here's a clip from your newest series, "Palm Royale." 1418 01:15:30,696 --> 01:15:32,531 Check it out. 1419 01:15:32,564 --> 01:15:39,505 ** 1420 01:15:39,538 --> 01:15:41,607 -Ahh. 1421 01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,210 [ Sighs ] Finished. 1422 01:15:45,244 --> 01:15:48,614 Finished! 1423 01:15:48,647 --> 01:15:51,083 Robert? 1424 01:15:51,083 --> 01:15:53,786 [ Singsong voice ] Where's my Robert? 1425 01:15:53,819 --> 01:15:56,789 Shake me another martini, 1426 01:15:56,822 --> 01:16:00,592 and then let's play doctor. 1427 01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:04,697 Oh, Robert, please come up. 1428 01:16:04,730 --> 01:16:08,667 You can't still be mad at me, can you? 1429 01:16:08,701 --> 01:16:11,570 Robert? 1430 01:16:11,603 --> 01:16:14,506 Robert? 1431 01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,175 Robert!! 1432 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:18,944 ** 1433 01:16:19,044 --> 01:16:22,948 -And now please welcome Carol's "Palm Royale" co-stars, 1434 01:16:23,048 --> 01:16:26,385 Laura Dern, Kristen Wiig, and Allison Janney. 1435 01:16:26,418 --> 01:16:29,154 [ Applause ] 1436 01:16:29,188 --> 01:16:32,458 -Good evening, amazing Carol. 1437 01:16:32,491 --> 01:16:33,926 Allison, Kristen, and I 1438 01:16:33,959 --> 01:16:38,130 feel so lucky to be able to honor Carol tonight. 1439 01:16:38,163 --> 01:16:40,366 We had the opportunity, as you just saw, 1440 01:16:40,399 --> 01:16:43,635 to work with her on our upcoming show, "Palm Royale." 1441 01:16:43,669 --> 01:16:46,538 And we were in awe, to say the least. 1442 01:16:46,572 --> 01:16:49,475 -And during shooting, we got so close 1443 01:16:49,508 --> 01:16:52,811 that we all became roommates. -Yeah. 1444 01:16:52,845 --> 01:16:56,448 -And Carol takes care of all of us. 1445 01:16:56,482 --> 01:16:59,451 Just financially. 1446 01:16:59,485 --> 01:17:02,054 -Thank you. -You guys, right now, at 90, 1447 01:17:02,087 --> 01:17:06,025 Carol is working harder and is busier than all of us. 1448 01:17:06,025 --> 01:17:10,029 I just heard that she is going to be playing all the parts 1449 01:17:10,062 --> 01:17:14,433 in different wigs for the next season of "The White Lotus." 1450 01:17:14,466 --> 01:17:16,235 -Ooh. -Yeah, I read that. 1451 01:17:16,268 --> 01:17:17,469 Really? 1452 01:17:17,503 --> 01:17:19,038 You know, and not just in Hollywood. 1453 01:17:19,038 --> 01:17:22,341 She's on the road giving talks, writing books. 1454 01:17:22,374 --> 01:17:27,446 -No, guys, she was my driver here tonight. 1455 01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:28,681 -Really? -Wow. 1456 01:17:28,714 --> 01:17:30,849 I saw her carrying a stack of cardboard, 1457 01:17:30,883 --> 01:17:33,052 and it turns out she's doing all the cue cards for tonight. 1458 01:17:33,052 --> 01:17:34,319 -Oh. -Mm-hmm. I heard that. 1459 01:17:34,353 --> 01:17:36,555 -You know, and to top it off, she wrote 1460 01:17:36,588 --> 01:17:40,726 what every person is saying about her tonight. 1461 01:17:40,759 --> 01:17:45,564 Yeah. On a typewriter. 1462 01:17:45,597 --> 01:17:48,200 -Carol, we don't know how you do it. 1463 01:17:48,233 --> 01:17:52,104 You've been our muse and artistic hero our whole lives, 1464 01:17:52,137 --> 01:17:56,075 and the greatest gift I shared every week with my grandma 1465 01:17:56,108 --> 01:17:59,211 was watching and loving you. 1466 01:17:59,244 --> 01:18:01,246 -Falling in love with sketch comedy 1467 01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:04,083 when I was a young girl was because of you. 1468 01:18:04,116 --> 01:18:06,819 And I still pinch myself that I got to work with you, 1469 01:18:06,852 --> 01:18:09,755 watch you, and now call you a friend. 1470 01:18:09,788 --> 01:18:13,092 -Alison? -Carol... 1471 01:18:13,125 --> 01:18:17,396 I'm not really familiar with your work. 1472 01:18:17,429 --> 01:18:21,066 But you must be very good for this many stars 1473 01:18:21,100 --> 01:18:23,902 to be kissing your ass tonight. -Yes. 1474 01:18:23,936 --> 01:18:29,475 [ Applause ] 1475 01:18:29,508 --> 01:18:32,044 Oh, wait. I think Carol -- 1476 01:18:32,077 --> 01:18:33,412 I think Carol's saying something. 1477 01:18:33,445 --> 01:18:34,847 What -- What does that say? 1478 01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,248 -"Ladies, wrap it up." -"Ladies, wrap it up." 1479 01:18:36,281 --> 01:18:38,550 -Oh. Well, I told you. 1480 01:18:38,584 --> 01:18:40,285 -Alright, well, happy birthday. -Alright. 1481 01:18:40,319 --> 01:18:41,787 -Yeah. -Happy birthday. 1482 01:18:41,820 --> 01:18:45,124 -Uh, Carol, we still need you to give us a ride home, though. 1483 01:18:45,157 --> 01:18:48,527 -Oh, now I know who you are. Yes, I got it. 1484 01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:50,462 -Yeah. Yeah. -Love you. 1485 01:18:50,496 --> 01:18:52,464 [ Applause ] 1486 01:18:52,498 --> 01:18:54,767 -Coming up, Ellen DeGeneres. 1487 01:19:02,074 --> 01:19:02,207 . 1488 01:19:04,176 --> 01:19:09,181 -* I'm so glad we had this time together * 1489 01:19:10,049 --> 01:19:16,321 * Just to have a laugh or sing a song * 1490 01:19:16,355 --> 01:19:19,024 * Seems we just get started 1491 01:19:19,024 --> 01:19:22,795 * And before you know it 1492 01:19:22,828 --> 01:19:27,633 * Comes the time we have to say * 1493 01:19:27,666 --> 01:19:31,603 * So long 1494 01:19:31,637 --> 01:19:35,040 -And now here's Ellen DeGeneres. 1495 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,609 [ Cheers and applause ] 1496 01:19:37,643 --> 01:19:40,212 ** 1497 01:19:40,245 --> 01:19:45,351 -Oh, thank you so much. Hi, Carol. 1498 01:19:45,384 --> 01:19:48,053 Well, Carol, you know that I love you. 1499 01:19:48,053 --> 01:19:52,124 You know that because it's three hours past my bedtime 1500 01:19:52,157 --> 01:19:55,327 and at least six hours past yours. 1501 01:19:55,361 --> 01:19:57,096 I am honored to be here tonight 1502 01:19:57,129 --> 01:19:59,064 because Carol Burnett is one of my heroes. 1503 01:19:59,064 --> 01:20:01,567 And, like everyone said tonight, I grew up watching her 1504 01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:04,870 and loving her and laughing at every single thing that she did. 1505 01:20:04,903 --> 01:20:06,405 She didn't just pave the way for me 1506 01:20:06,438 --> 01:20:07,806 and female comedians everywhere. 1507 01:20:07,840 --> 01:20:10,042 She blazed the trail. 1508 01:20:10,075 --> 01:20:11,677 When I watched her, growing up, 1509 01:20:11,710 --> 01:20:14,113 I did not know I would be working in this business. 1510 01:20:14,146 --> 01:20:16,415 I never thought I would actually get to know her. 1511 01:20:16,448 --> 01:20:18,784 Not only, uh, do I -- do I know her. 1512 01:20:18,817 --> 01:20:20,386 I actually get to call her my friend, 1513 01:20:20,419 --> 01:20:22,287 and we actually are neighbors. 1514 01:20:22,321 --> 01:20:23,889 And, um -- which is something -- 1515 01:20:23,922 --> 01:20:25,624 I mean, I can't believe we're neighbors. 1516 01:20:25,657 --> 01:20:28,027 And I have always been too embarrassed to -- 1517 01:20:28,060 --> 01:20:30,029 to say this to you, but we're here. 1518 01:20:30,062 --> 01:20:32,631 So, um, there's a light on your porch that -- 1519 01:20:32,664 --> 01:20:35,467 that shines directly into our kitchen. 1520 01:20:35,501 --> 01:20:38,370 If you could just re-adjust it or just get rid of it, 1521 01:20:38,404 --> 01:20:40,439 it's not -- It's in the kitchen. 1522 01:20:42,574 --> 01:20:46,145 Also, my Ring camera caught you stealing three Amazon packages 1523 01:20:46,178 --> 01:20:48,580 from our porch. 1524 01:20:48,614 --> 01:20:49,682 One, I thought it was a mistake, 1525 01:20:49,715 --> 01:20:52,251 but three -- mnh-mnh. 1526 01:20:52,284 --> 01:20:53,886 But that's not what tonight is about. 1527 01:20:53,919 --> 01:20:57,022 Tonight is about you and your incredible life. 1528 01:20:57,056 --> 01:20:58,357 And I want to say congratulations 1529 01:20:58,390 --> 01:21:00,693 to all of your singular, amazing accomplishments 1530 01:21:00,726 --> 01:21:04,329 in your legendary career and your trailblazing journey. 1531 01:21:04,363 --> 01:21:08,067 And I am so glad that we've had this time together. 1532 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:10,135 Please welcome Katy Perry. 1533 01:21:10,169 --> 01:21:12,271 [ Cheers and applause ] 1534 01:21:15,074 --> 01:21:17,276 [ "I'm So Glad We Had This Time Together" plays ] 1535 01:21:17,309 --> 01:21:26,151 ** 1536 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:33,659 -* I'm so glad we had this time together * 1537 01:21:33,692 --> 01:21:40,733 * Just to have a laugh or sing a song * 1538 01:21:40,766 --> 01:21:48,607 * Seems we just got started, and before you know it * 1539 01:21:48,640 --> 01:21:55,514 * Comes the time we have to say so long * 1540 01:21:55,547 --> 01:22:03,622 * There's a time you put aside for dreamin' * 1541 01:22:03,655 --> 01:22:11,230 * And a time for things you have to do * 1542 01:22:11,263 --> 01:22:18,737 * But the time I like the best is in the evening * 1543 01:22:18,771 --> 01:22:25,911 * I can spend a moment here with you * 1544 01:22:25,944 --> 01:22:33,686 * When the time comes that you're feelin' lonely * 1545 01:22:33,719 --> 01:22:41,160 * And I'm feelin', oh, so blue * 1546 01:22:41,193 --> 01:22:48,701 * I just sit back and think of you only * 1547 01:22:48,734 --> 01:22:51,236 * And the happiness 1548 01:22:51,270 --> 01:22:54,640 * It still comes through 1549 01:22:54,673 --> 01:23:04,149 * That's why I'm glad we had this moment together * 1550 01:23:04,183 --> 01:23:10,956 * 'Cause it makes me feel that I belong * 1551 01:23:11,056 --> 01:23:14,326 * Seems we just got started 1552 01:23:14,360 --> 01:23:19,598 * And before you know it 1553 01:23:19,631 --> 01:23:23,769 -* Comes a time we have to say 1554 01:23:23,802 --> 01:23:25,537 * So long 1555 01:23:25,571 --> 01:23:28,707 Oh, God. Thank you, everybody. Oh, wow. 1556 01:23:28,741 --> 01:23:32,277 [ Cheers and applause ] 1557 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:46,725 ** 1558 01:23:46,759 --> 01:23:55,401 ** 1559 01:23:55,434 --> 01:24:04,109 ** 1560 01:24:04,143 --> 01:24:12,785 ** 1561 01:24:12,818 --> 01:24:21,527 **