1 00:00:09,634 --> 00:00:12,261 [enchanting instrumental music playing] 2 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,305 [man and woman grunt, moan softly] 3 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,351 Will you not be coming back to see me? 4 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:21,270 I have to bring Circe back to the US, 5 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:23,355 find out what's going on here. 6 00:00:23,356 --> 00:00:24,648 Why she tried to kill you. 7 00:00:24,649 --> 00:00:26,484 Do you not think it's best to just... 8 00:00:26,943 --> 00:00:28,068 bong! 9 00:00:28,069 --> 00:00:29,528 [chuckles softly] We say, "Bang." 10 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:30,863 But it doesn't sound like bang. [chuckles softly] 11 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,156 It sounds like "Bong." 12 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,407 - Bong! - Bang. 13 00:00:33,408 --> 00:00:34,616 - Bong! - [chuckles softly] No, bang. 14 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,161 [both chuckle] 15 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,287 No, we can't kill her. 16 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:40,039 It's not the way we do things in America. 17 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,707 [Ilana] The Internet says otherwise. 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,710 Well, it's not how we should do things. 19 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:46,086 [sighs softly] 20 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,213 You're such a good man. 21 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:52,385 I have such feelings for you, Richard Flag. 22 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:54,763 I have to go. 23 00:01:04,189 --> 00:01:06,399 [theme music playing] 24 00:01:40,558 --> 00:01:42,185 - [coins clinks] - [mechanical whirring] 25 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:44,770 Where is the Weasel? 26 00:01:44,771 --> 00:01:46,522 We all know your boss has enough problems 27 00:01:46,523 --> 00:01:48,899 after being caught using human beings as cannon fodder. 28 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:51,819 Does she really need the hell I am about to rain down 29 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,988 upon this place for refusing to let me see my client? 30 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:57,116 Ugh, Elizabeth. I told you. 31 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,659 - That he's sick. - Yes. 32 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,285 - Sick, how? - I don't know. 33 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,453 [stuttering] Stomach something. 34 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,997 He's been coughing up hairballs. 35 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:05,290 You are a terrible liar. 36 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:07,084 I'm not lying. 37 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,419 What happened to your leg? 38 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:10,087 Well, I was fighting off an alien invasion. 39 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,548 Fine. Don't tell me. 40 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:15,134 - Oh. - You mother-- 41 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,052 [Weasel whimpering] 42 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,763 Even though you got us into some trouble over there, 43 00:02:19,764 --> 00:02:21,098 you're good at this. 44 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:22,808 If the need comes up for this type of group again, 45 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:23,976 I hope you'll be a part. 46 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,770 I didn't realize I had a choice. 47 00:02:30,275 --> 00:02:32,317 [helicopter whirring] 48 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:34,362 [Frankenstein] Why is she looking at him like that? 49 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:36,698 Who is he? 50 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:39,992 [Lieutenant] Rick Flag. 51 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,036 General Boy Scout. 52 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:45,372 He and I fought together in Jarhanpur some moons ago. 53 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,041 Did you see the way she looks at him? 54 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:48,334 She loves him. 55 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:51,170 She loves his handsome, stupid face. 56 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,047 Well, okay. 57 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,506 A bearded face. 58 00:02:54,507 --> 00:02:56,133 Able to grow hair. 59 00:02:56,134 --> 00:02:57,509 All right. 60 00:02:57,510 --> 00:03:00,095 Well, I showed you what you paid for. 61 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,680 This is where The Bride is. 62 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,182 We better land before they spot us. 63 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,600 - You're judging me. - What? 64 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:06,643 For not being able to grow hair on my face. 65 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:09,229 As if that makes me some sort of baby-man. 66 00:03:09,230 --> 00:03:10,481 Uh... 67 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:11,899 What are you talking about, bud? 68 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,192 I don't even know-- 69 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,027 - [helicopter beeping] - Hey! 70 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,364 Mind your own business! 71 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,909 - [Elizabeth] John. - [Weasel squeals] 72 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:23,202 - Hey! - [grunts] 73 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,288 Stop that! Let him go. 74 00:03:31,544 --> 00:03:33,379 General, where did you take this man? 75 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,797 - Man? - Yes, man. 76 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,715 - Who are you? - My name is Elizabeth Bates. 77 00:03:36,716 --> 00:03:38,509 I'm an attorney with the Freedom Project, 78 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,094 representing John Doe. 79 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,095 John Doe. 80 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,221 That's not his real name. 81 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,722 We don't know his real name. 82 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,766 You don't know his real name because he can't talk. 83 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,892 No-- I mean, yes. 84 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:49,395 Well, where he was is classified. 85 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:50,646 - My client is innocent. - [chewing] 86 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,774 I thought he killed 27 children. 87 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:56,736 [police siren wailing] 88 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,739 Where'd he go? 89 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,074 - [gasps] - [child yells] 90 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,410 Stop, police! 91 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:08,372 - He was accused of. - And convicted. 92 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,541 - And unfairly convicted... - Okay. 93 00:04:10,542 --> 00:04:13,127 ...of killing eight children, not 27. 94 00:04:13,128 --> 00:04:14,586 Oh. Then he's a saint. 95 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:15,921 There's no real evidence. 96 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,881 I've been waiting for him for three days. 97 00:04:17,882 --> 00:04:19,008 Fine. 98 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:19,926 Take him. 99 00:04:29,853 --> 00:04:31,353 [groaning] 100 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:32,480 [neck snaps] 101 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,044 [grunts] 102 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,052 She here yet? 103 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,804 [grunts, groans] 104 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,930 [grunts] 105 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:09,808 I'll make you feel pain like you never knew existed! 106 00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:10,768 [grunts] 107 00:05:10,769 --> 00:05:12,603 I'll kill your whole family! 108 00:05:12,604 --> 00:05:14,606 Leave her be, boys. 109 00:05:16,274 --> 00:05:17,524 [breathing heavily] 110 00:05:17,525 --> 00:05:19,151 Nice to meet you, Circe. 111 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,527 My name is Amanda Waller. 112 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:22,654 You have no right to keep me here. 113 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:24,114 What are the charges? 114 00:05:24,115 --> 00:05:26,325 We're charging you with first degree witchie-poo 115 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,202 and Maleficent in the second degree. 116 00:05:28,203 --> 00:05:31,872 Oh, and Bette Midler in that one movie in the third degree. 117 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:33,165 [laughs] 118 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,208 That's an actress, John. 119 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,501 That's not a character's name. 120 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,336 He's talking about Hocus Pocus. 121 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,213 Again, not a character. 122 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,381 I'll kill you. 123 00:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,507 [Waller] As I understand it, 124 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:42,925 you can't cast spells 125 00:05:42,926 --> 00:05:44,426 as long as your hands are restrained. 126 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:47,012 So you're just another redheaded waif 127 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,973 in an inappropriately revealing outfit. 128 00:05:49,974 --> 00:05:50,892 [Circe scoffs] 129 00:05:51,976 --> 00:05:52,810 Go to hell. 130 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,436 Why do all you supervillains 131 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:56,563 need to be so sexed up all the time? 132 00:05:56,564 --> 00:05:57,940 You like that, John? 133 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,567 I mean, sort of. 134 00:06:00,568 --> 00:06:01,860 It's a little thirsty. 135 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:03,445 You've found yourself in the middle 136 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:05,364 of an international incident, Red. 137 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:08,075 So you help me, I help you. 138 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:10,119 What were you doing in Pokolistan? 139 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,662 Trying to save your worthless lives. 140 00:06:11,663 --> 00:06:13,789 [scoffs] Come on, she tried to kill us. 141 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:15,791 Save our lives, exactly how? 142 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,002 From that princess bitch, Rostovic. 143 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:19,169 I was trying to kill her 144 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:20,129 to save the world. 145 00:06:20,130 --> 00:06:21,588 Oh, come on. 146 00:06:21,589 --> 00:06:23,924 I know it's hep to be a superhero these days, 147 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:26,051 but your resume doesn't exactly back up 148 00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:28,595 the Glinda the Good Witch routine. 149 00:06:28,596 --> 00:06:31,223 All I see here are murder and assault charges. 150 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:33,308 Even the devil doesn't want to see the world dying. 151 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,144 [Waller] And we should believe you, why? 152 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,895 [Circe] I will show you... 153 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:40,066 the future, Amanda Waller. 154 00:06:40,859 --> 00:06:42,317 Do you want to see it? 155 00:06:42,318 --> 00:06:44,403 Or perhaps you want to stay a pig 156 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,904 in the slop of your own ignorance. 157 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:47,072 Show me, how? 158 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,949 I told you about Rostovic. 159 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,577 If you want to see for yourself, join me. 160 00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:53,078 She's full of it. 161 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,289 According to her file, she's possibly clairvoyant. 162 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,415 Which one is that again? 163 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,583 Reading minds? 164 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,084 - No, seeing the future. - Oh. 165 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:01,295 With her hands restrained, she can't cast spells, 166 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,005 but she might be able to... 167 00:07:03,006 --> 00:07:04,089 What? 168 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,592 Get into your head. 169 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,136 Don't do it, Waller. 170 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:12,848 I'm just hoping that one of these photographs 171 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,059 might provoke some type of reaction in-- 172 00:07:15,060 --> 00:07:17,019 [slurping] 173 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,228 No, no, no, no. 174 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,438 Don't. [sighs] 175 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,231 Jesus, John. 176 00:07:21,232 --> 00:07:22,274 [snaps fingers] 177 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,817 Huh? 178 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,153 Do any of these photographs mean anything to you? 179 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,781 [Weasel sighs] 180 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,951 [kids giggling] 181 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,621 [child] Over here! Over here! Pass, come on! 182 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:37,582 Over here! I'm open! 183 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:39,625 [Weasel grumbling] 184 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:42,045 Hey, what's that? 185 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:45,339 Whoa! Is that a groundhog? 186 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,965 That ain't no groundhog. 187 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,510 No way. Too big. 188 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:51,554 Come here, boy. Come here. 189 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,602 Look what I got. 190 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:02,982 Fetch, get it. 191 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:11,156 Your mom's gonna kill you if she knows you're feeding it. 192 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,033 What? It's hungry. 193 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,911 [Weasel cooing] 194 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:19,958 I got an apple. 195 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,105 Oh, boy. 196 00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,149 [retching] 197 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:46,525 [door opens] 198 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:47,776 Time's up. 199 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:49,571 I'm going to figure this out, John. 200 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,200 [intense music playing] 201 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:19,725 - You ready? - For what? 202 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,060 [Waller gasps] Ahhh! 203 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,313 [upbeat rock music playing] 204 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,029 [woman screaming] 205 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:37,702 [people screaming] 206 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,094 [laughing maniacally] 207 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,262 [gasps] 208 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,058 [groans, pants] 209 00:10:04,562 --> 00:10:06,438 What the hell was that? 210 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,273 - Waller? - I don't know. 211 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,818 She's obviously pulling some sort of Jedi mind trick on you. 212 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,695 I don't know. 213 00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:14,656 - It seemed... - [Flag] What? 214 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,741 Legitimate. 215 00:10:17,742 --> 00:10:19,284 - Come on. - Really? 216 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:21,662 - There's no freaking way. - [phone buttons beeping] 217 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:22,956 Who are you calling? 218 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:27,626 [Waller] So? 219 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:28,877 All my research says Circe 220 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:31,046 is, in fact, legitimately clairvoyant. 221 00:10:31,047 --> 00:10:32,673 On Themyscira, it's taken as fact. 222 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,509 Oh, and now we're taking Themyscira as fact? 223 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,219 Dude, it's a real place. 224 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,595 We know that now. 225 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,222 I know it's a real place, but what kind of place is it? 226 00:10:40,223 --> 00:10:42,474 An island of all women? Come on. 227 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,352 Ten years ago, Circe warned the women of the island. 228 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,687 And yes, they are all women. 229 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,565 Sign me up, right? 230 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:52,192 She warned of a tsunami that was going to kill thousands. 231 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:54,987 Many, but not all of the islanders took refuge inland. 232 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,989 A major tsunami did indeed hit 233 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,825 within an hour of what Circe predicted. 234 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:01,452 Those who took refuge survived. 235 00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,203 Those who did not, did not. 236 00:11:03,204 --> 00:11:04,830 Since then, her talents have fallen, 237 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,999 more often, on the less altruistic side. 238 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,335 And why do you think what she just did to me 239 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:10,502 isn't on the less 240 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,795 altruistic side? 241 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:13,047 She's clairvoyant. 242 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,341 She's not able to imagine futures. 243 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,884 I don't see how what she showed you 244 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:18,635 could be anything other than genuine. 245 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,929 - Oh, come on. - Flag. 246 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:23,349 Gather the Commandos and head back to Pokolistan. 247 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,475 To do what? 248 00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:25,726 To kill the princess. 249 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,935 You have to be kidding me. 250 00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,520 What the-- Who even are you, again? 251 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,480 Aisla MacPherson. 252 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,981 Dr. MacPherson 253 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,442 is a tenured professor at Terrebone University. 254 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:35,694 And the world's leading scholar on Themyscira. 255 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,863 A place where no outsider has ever set foot 256 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,490 because anyone who tries is killed. 257 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,158 Why are you wasting time? 258 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:43,702 Argh! If Circe is so clairvoyant, 259 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,245 why didn't she know that Weasel was gonna 260 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,664 beat the crud out of her? Or that Phosphorus was gonna 261 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,249 burn her damn face off. 262 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,210 Clairvoyants usually don't have control over what bits 263 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,753 of the future they see, General. 264 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:54,296 Oh, that's convenient. 265 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,548 John, contact the Pokolistani Embassy. 266 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,051 Tell them we have information of another credible threat 267 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,427 - against the Princess. - Waller, stop! 268 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,012 Now that we've gained their trust, 269 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:04,056 it should be easy to get the Commandos inside 270 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,474 and neutralize her. 271 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,809 Stop it, damn it! 272 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,602 Are you telling me the United States is now 273 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:09,937 in the business of executing people 274 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,772 for crimes they haven't committed yet? 275 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,482 The United States is in the business of 276 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,402 saving the damn world by any means necessary. 277 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:17,444 Please, Amanda. 278 00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:18,862 - Amanda? - Listen to me. 279 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:20,989 I'm telling you, I've met this woman. 280 00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,950 - This isn't her-- - Bumping uglies with someone 281 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,410 doesn't mean you're infallibly able 282 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,120 to know a person's character, General. 283 00:12:26,121 --> 00:12:27,579 - I didn't-- - Oh, now, 284 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,997 don't lie to me, Flag. 285 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:31,750 I'm not doing this. I'm out. 286 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,210 - So, what now? - [door opens, closes] 287 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,797 We find a leader who's less whiny, little bitch, 288 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:38,925 and more just bitch. 289 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,301 Ugh. 290 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:44,680 Ah, so glad to be back home to the sweet smell of... 291 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:45,723 What is this today? 292 00:12:45,724 --> 00:12:47,099 Hyena vomit? 293 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,226 What, are we supposed to be buddies now? 294 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,352 I think so. 295 00:12:50,353 --> 00:12:52,396 Look, creature from the black buffoon, 296 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,275 I'm just saying, this ain't enough for me, is it? 297 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,194 I'm a big boy. 298 00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,780 I'm hungry. 299 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,366 I've been on a long flight. 300 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,952 [both laugh] 301 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,079 What you lookin' at, Manic Panic? 302 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:11,166 Give her back her food. 303 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,960 [growls] 304 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303 [groans] 305 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,598 [roars] 306 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,154 [exhales] 307 00:13:43,615 --> 00:13:44,948 Hey there, give me that. 308 00:13:44,949 --> 00:13:47,534 There you go. Now everyone's happy, right? 309 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,786 Except for you. 310 00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:50,537 Because you no longer have food, 311 00:13:50,538 --> 00:13:51,997 and you're ugly. 312 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,833 And this one because he no longer has a jaw. 313 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,170 - He also might be dead. - Bride. 314 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,297 Right, I know. Back into the hole. 315 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,509 No. You're leading the team back to Pokolistan. 316 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:04,843 Nina, Phosphorus, Weasel, 317 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,054 get ready to leave. 318 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,140 Yes, listen, I need to talk to the princess. 319 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,433 [guard speaks other language] 320 00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,976 The Princess Ilana. Ilana Rostovic. 321 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,436 Is she there? 322 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,105 [guard, in English] I no speak English. Call back. 323 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,357 No, listen! The princess's life is in danger. 324 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:20,567 Thank you. To call back, though, yes! 325 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,695 [Flag] No! It's a matter of life or death. 326 00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,321 Muerta! How do you say-- 327 00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,698 [line drops] 328 00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,949 Damn it! 329 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:29,077 - [tires screech] - [rock music playing] 330 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:39,504 Huh? 331 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,048 [groans softly] 332 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,300 - [yells] - What the-- 333 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:46,553 - Huh? - [yells] 334 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:51,056 You think she'll love you? 335 00:14:51,057 --> 00:14:53,059 She'll never love you. 336 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:55,603 [grunts] 337 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,028 [yells] 338 00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,238 - [groans] - [Rick grunts] 339 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,366 - [clicks empty] - Huh? Ah! 340 00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,620 [both grunting] 341 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,005 Don't move. 342 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,381 I'm gonna guess your eyeball 343 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:25,716 isn't as bulletproof as the rest of you. 344 00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,384 [Frankenstein screaming and stomping] 345 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,303 I should be the one screaming here. 346 00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,096 You attacked me for no reason. 347 00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:33,682 For no reason? 348 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,976 [laughs] 349 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:37,436 And now I'm stuck here on your back 350 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,772 in an incredibly uncomfortable position. 351 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:42,066 [continues laughing] 352 00:15:42,067 --> 00:15:43,317 I ought to blow your brains out 353 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,777 just so I can get down. 354 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,613 I'm laughing. 355 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,450 I heard you! It's unconvincing. 356 00:15:51,910 --> 00:15:54,787 [sobbing] You think she'll love you? 357 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,663 She'll never love you. 358 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,290 Who? The Princess? 359 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,917 Now you call her... 360 00:15:59,918 --> 00:16:01,960 Your princess? 361 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,129 Is that your pet name for her? 362 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:08,133 Dear God, I can't believe this is happening to me. 363 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,095 She isn't your bride. 364 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:12,805 She's my bride. 365 00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,640 [gun cocking] 366 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,684 Oh. The Bride. 367 00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,894 Who else would I be talking about, 368 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,479 you DILFy piece of shit? 369 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,814 Listen to me. 370 00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,816 The Bride and I have nothing going on between us. 371 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,150 She's not my type. 372 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,360 And I'm not hers. 373 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:29,988 - Okay? - She's everyone's type! 374 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,865 [sobbing] And so are you. 375 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:34,326 Well, thank you, but no. 376 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,869 Now, can I please come down? 377 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:39,124 You promise to stop attacking me so we can talk? 378 00:16:40,792 --> 00:16:42,293 [sighs wearily] 379 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,508 You want a coffee or something? 380 00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:51,177 I'll have tea. 381 00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:57,599 That is a beautiful story. 382 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:00,477 What a beautiful love you share with this Princess. 383 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:02,938 Well, I wouldn't say it's exactly love. 384 00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,356 Oh, it is love. 385 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,859 But she isn't the person this Circe says she is. 386 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,486 I can't just stand by while she's murdered in cold blood. 387 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:13,240 No, not with this great love at stake. 388 00:17:13,241 --> 00:17:14,867 - Okay. - The two of you, 389 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,913 like Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic. 390 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:21,415 Have you seen that movie? 391 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,917 - Yeah. - Oh, not many people have. 392 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:27,087 But at this point, I have trouble distinguishing 393 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,672 between you and Leo. 394 00:17:28,673 --> 00:17:29,715 Okay. 395 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,720 Which one of you is king of the world? 396 00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:36,473 Leo. 397 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,059 Okay. 398 00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,519 My love is also great. 399 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:45,064 But more like When Harry met Sally... 400 00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,607 Have you seen that movie? 401 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,816 I have, yeah. 402 00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,234 They want to come together. 403 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:51,403 Everyone knows they should be together. 404 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,739 They love each other so much that, one day, 405 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,742 in the middle of a restaurant, Sally looks at Harry 406 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,827 and is so overcome with passion, 407 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:01,497 she has a pleasure mess in her pants. 408 00:18:01,498 --> 00:18:04,625 I don't think that's exactly what's happening in that scene. 409 00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:08,587 My bride, she plays these little fetch me games, 410 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,632 but she knows inside, as I do, 411 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:14,968 that we are destined to be together. 412 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:16,261 Right. 413 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,848 So, maybe, we can help each other. 414 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,768 Best friends. 415 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,437 [spits] What? 416 00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,447 Why did you help me in the cafeteria? 417 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:38,033 I owed you for almost getting you killed. 418 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:39,244 Oh. 419 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:41,954 Well, I-- 420 00:18:41,955 --> 00:18:44,957 When you put it that way, we're not exactly even. 421 00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:46,875 I mean, I almost wound up dead. 422 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,796 I'm not sure getting my gross food back makes up for that. 423 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,341 [both chuckle softly] 424 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,137 They want us to kill the Princess. 425 00:18:58,138 --> 00:18:59,471 Why? 426 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,973 Says, It's on a need to know basis and... 427 00:19:00,974 --> 00:19:02,308 [both] we don't need to know. 428 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,728 Have you ever killed anyone before? 429 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:06,812 Sure. You? 430 00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,522 Do I seem like I've killed somebody? 431 00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:11,066 [chuckles] Not really. 432 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,152 Are you going to kill the Princess? 433 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,320 Eh. One less human. 434 00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,824 More room for the monsters to roam. 435 00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:20,827 [Weasel whining] 436 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,622 [child] Look at that. 437 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:27,416 Look at that. Look at that. 438 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,502 [all laughing] 439 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:31,671 Look, over there! 440 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,341 Come on. Come on. 441 00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:49,939 What the hell? 442 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,820 Hey, look. 443 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,864 Somebody left the back of the school open. 444 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,282 Let's go! 445 00:20:00,283 --> 00:20:01,825 We'll get in trouble. 446 00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,745 Not if no one finds out. 447 00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:05,789 Oh, no. 448 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,294 Our grades. 449 00:20:12,295 --> 00:20:14,005 [all] Whoa! 450 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,465 Glug, glug, glug. 451 00:20:16,466 --> 00:20:18,717 Oh, I'm so drunk. 452 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,386 [all laughing] 453 00:20:20,387 --> 00:20:21,805 [phone beeping] 454 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,891 Come on. Over here! Over here! 455 00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,485 I don't know what the hell it was. 456 00:20:36,486 --> 00:20:39,196 Some type of damn werewolf. 457 00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:41,365 He took the kids into the school. 458 00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,658 I think he's gonna kill 'em. 459 00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,992 [policeman] Okay, okay. 460 00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,369 We'll be there as soon as we can, sir. 461 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:46,746 Well, hurry the hell up. 462 00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:49,581 Ugh! Okay. 463 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,502 I don't know, sounds like some kind of whack job, but... 464 00:21:10,478 --> 00:21:11,604 [gasps] 465 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,066 Georgie, door. 466 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:22,614 [gasps] Ahh! 467 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,575 What are you so afraid of, child? 468 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:26,077 And what's that thing done to you? 469 00:21:30,582 --> 00:21:32,959 Yeah, whoa! [laughs] 470 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:38,381 You, stop! Get away from them kids. 471 00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:40,842 [police siren wailing] 472 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,843 [gasping] 473 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,139 [child crying] 474 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,161 Where'd he go? 475 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:54,416 [gasps] 476 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,127 Hey, it's got a kid. 477 00:22:58,128 --> 00:22:59,713 Stop, police! 478 00:23:16,563 --> 00:23:17,897 There. I see it. 479 00:23:44,966 --> 00:23:46,009 Ah! 480 00:23:48,887 --> 00:23:50,096 [screams] 481 00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,021 [continues screaming] 482 00:24:02,776 --> 00:24:04,443 [Weasel whimpering] 483 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,154 I wonder what he's dreaming about. 484 00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:09,866 Probably just chasing squirrels. 485 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:15,747 [somber rock song playing]