1 00:00:41,270 --> 00:00:44,120 Most of the time it's like, I don't know, 2 00:00:44,150 --> 00:00:45,210 it's like there's this thick 3 00:00:45,230 --> 00:00:46,940 black cloud covering everything. 4 00:00:50,020 --> 00:00:51,290 Like we see the world, but we 5 00:00:51,310 --> 00:00:53,520 don't really see the world, you know? 6 00:00:55,940 --> 00:00:58,610 We're all just stumbling around, directionless, 7 00:00:58,860 --> 00:01:00,820 no sense of meaning, no sense of purpose. 8 00:01:04,060 --> 00:01:07,310 I know that might sound super depressing, but honestly, 9 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:08,690 I think it's a good thing. 10 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:13,110 Because it makes us appreciate the other times. 11 00:01:15,770 --> 00:01:17,080 Those brief, transcendent 12 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:18,780 moments when the lights flicker on, 13 00:01:19,270 --> 00:01:20,660 the black cloud parts, and you 14 00:01:20,690 --> 00:01:22,480 see the world for what it really is. 15 00:01:22,770 --> 00:01:28,980 And suddenly there's meaning. 16 00:01:30,770 --> 00:01:31,810 Suddenly there's purpose. 17 00:01:39,310 --> 00:01:41,810 So, uh, do you... oh, shit, 18 00:01:42,150 --> 00:01:45,070 shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 19 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:54,020 If you're lucky, you'll 20 00:01:54,610 --> 00:01:56,240 experience this once in your lifetime. 21 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,530 God damn, that was, uh, that was smooth. 22 00:02:00,310 --> 00:02:02,230 For me, so smooth. 23 00:02:02,610 --> 00:02:03,610 It happened twice. 24 00:02:04,650 --> 00:02:06,320 The first was the day I met Josh. 25 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:08,310 Uh, I'm Josh. 26 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:10,560 I'm Lyra. 27 00:02:11,770 --> 00:02:12,770 And the second, 28 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:17,020 the day I killed him. 29 00:02:28,980 --> 00:02:29,310 Iris, wake up. 30 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,690 Ooh, it's a beautiful day 31 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,690 Ooh, I never felt this way before 32 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,310 Nicely be out. 33 00:02:36,860 --> 00:02:37,860 Ooh. 34 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:39,320 How long was I out? 35 00:02:40,150 --> 00:02:41,530 Uh, for a while. 36 00:02:42,150 --> 00:02:43,980 Yeah, you were zonked out there pretty good. 37 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:47,440 I was having the most wonderful dream. 38 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:49,520 Yeah? About me? 39 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,400 That is very presumptuous, but... 40 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:54,860 Yes. 41 00:02:55,270 --> 00:02:56,560 Yes, you knew it. 42 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,060 Was it sexy times? 43 00:02:58,310 --> 00:02:59,740 No. You deviant. 44 00:02:59,770 --> 00:03:00,500 A little bit of sexy times? 45 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:01,000 No. 46 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:01,660 Was my shirt off? 47 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:04,310 No, I was dreaming about the day we met. 48 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:06,400 It was also perfect. 49 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:09,230 Remember how perfect it all was? 50 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,440 Yeah, no, no, how could I forget? 51 00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:14,820 Supermarket, the oranges. 52 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:21,910 What road is this? 53 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,230 It's not showing up in the GPS. 54 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,720 I don't think this is the road. 55 00:03:25,980 --> 00:03:27,340 I think this might be the driveway. 56 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:42,350 Oh, it's a beautiful day 57 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:45,440 Oh, I never felt this way before 58 00:03:46,980 --> 00:03:47,980 I'll give you some more 59 00:03:52,690 --> 00:03:54,320 Oh, well, I'm feeling so fine 60 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:59,440 You have arrived at your destination. 61 00:04:00,900 --> 00:04:01,900 Thank you, Josh's car. 62 00:04:04,610 --> 00:04:05,610 Thank you, car. 63 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,360 Pop the trunk. 64 00:04:07,440 --> 00:04:08,440 Pop in the trunk. 65 00:04:09,940 --> 00:04:11,020 Fuck me. 66 00:04:13,310 --> 00:04:14,040 Cat called this place a 67 00:04:14,060 --> 00:04:15,520 little rustic cabin in the woods. 68 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:16,830 I think we might have differing 69 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:19,150 opinions on the meaning of the word "cabin." 70 00:04:20,650 --> 00:04:21,650 Also rustic. 71 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:23,940 Also little. 72 00:04:30,310 --> 00:04:31,310 What? 73 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,250 Iris, come on. You know you can't 74 00:04:36,270 --> 00:04:37,510 lie to me. Tell me what's wrong. 75 00:04:37,730 --> 00:04:38,900 I'm gonna do something stupid. 76 00:04:39,690 --> 00:04:40,290 I'm gonna say something 77 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:41,700 stupid. I'm gonna embarrass you. 78 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:43,540 They're gonna laugh at me. They're gonna hate me. 79 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:44,540 They already hate me. 80 00:04:44,560 --> 00:04:45,450 Jesus Christ, Iris. 81 00:04:45,480 --> 00:04:47,000 We've been planning this trip for months, 82 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,410 and this is all just coming out now, 83 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,320 like 20 feet from the fucking door? 84 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:54,140 Look, look. Hey. 85 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,600 My friends don't hate you. 86 00:04:57,230 --> 00:04:57,810 Cat does. 87 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:00,400 Yeah, maybe, but cat hates everybody. 88 00:05:01,190 --> 00:05:02,940 I just don't want to screw everything up. 89 00:05:03,730 --> 00:05:05,850 Come on, Beboop. You're not gonna screw everything up. 90 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,810 Just relax. 91 00:05:08,730 --> 00:05:11,270 You know? Don't be all moopy and weird. 92 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:12,480 Just remember to... 93 00:05:13,150 --> 00:05:15,070 remember to smile and act happy. 94 00:05:15,980 --> 00:05:16,110 Okay? 95 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:16,940 All right. 96 00:05:20,810 --> 00:05:23,480 Yay! You made it fucking funny! 97 00:05:24,310 --> 00:05:25,040 Okay, so when you said 98 00:05:25,060 --> 00:05:26,890 "remote," I thought you meant, like, 99 00:05:27,230 --> 00:05:28,430 a couple miles off the highway. 100 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:29,290 I didn't realize you meant 101 00:05:29,310 --> 00:05:30,680 edge of fucking civilization. 102 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,090 Oh, don't be so dramatic, Josh. It's not that far. 103 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:34,110 Okay. Hard to disagree. 104 00:05:38,310 --> 00:05:40,230 Um, hello, Iris. 105 00:05:40,650 --> 00:05:42,150 Hi, Cat. It's so good to see you. 106 00:05:43,270 --> 00:05:44,270 So good. 107 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:49,370 Everyone, look who I found. 108 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Hey, hey! 109 00:05:51,230 --> 00:05:53,480 Look at you in the kitchen, man. Look at me. Welcome. 110 00:05:53,730 --> 00:05:54,910 I would, um, give you a hug, 111 00:05:54,940 --> 00:05:56,190 but I've got scallop hands. 112 00:05:56,610 --> 00:05:58,840 Sorry. Okay? Well, I appreciate that. 113 00:05:58,860 --> 00:05:59,360 Where's that? 114 00:05:59,690 --> 00:06:01,520 Oh, there he is! 115 00:06:02,150 --> 00:06:04,690 Joshy boy, Joshy boy 116 00:06:05,150 --> 00:06:06,150 Hey, buddy. 117 00:06:06,230 --> 00:06:07,270 How'd you two girl get in? 118 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:09,360 Hi. Hi. How are you? 119 00:06:09,690 --> 00:06:11,980 I'm good. Uh, I'm, um, drunk. 120 00:06:13,110 --> 00:06:14,320 Good. This is good. 121 00:06:15,310 --> 00:06:17,560 Oh, and Josh, you remember Sergei? 122 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:21,490 Privyat. 123 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:25,070 Hey! Sergei, nice to see you again. 124 00:06:25,770 --> 00:06:27,310 Likewise, my friend. Likewise. 125 00:06:28,730 --> 00:06:31,940 And this beautiful creation must be Iris. 126 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:32,850 Hello. 127 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:36,560 Such pleasure. I have heard a lot about this one. 128 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:39,310 Really? All good, I hope. 129 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,370 Your lake house, it's... 130 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,600 It's really... It's incredible. 131 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:49,730 Yeah. Yeah. It's so secluded. 132 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:51,290 I mean, I think the last place we 133 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,450 passed was, like, ten miles back. 134 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,310 Seventeen. And I paid for this. 135 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,100 But I have a seat that's not come cheap, my friends. 136 00:06:58,610 --> 00:06:59,920 Not cheap at all. 137 00:06:59,940 --> 00:07:01,370 Don't tell me you're on the whole fucking lake. 138 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,610 No, no, no. Don't be silly. Just all land around it. 139 00:07:06,190 --> 00:07:07,540 But let's get you guys a drink. 140 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,310 What you like? Beer, cocktail, wine? 141 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,060 I'm fine. More than anything, I just need a shower. 142 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:14,190 Katunak, what room they are in? 143 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:17,070 Up the stairs, down the hall. Last one on the left. 144 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:18,730 I'll see you later. 145 00:08:25,190 --> 00:08:26,190 Smile. 146 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:30,690 Get happy. 147 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,360 Okay, continue. Continue the story. 148 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,090 So, I was wearing this 149 00:08:38,110 --> 00:08:40,690 ridiculously elaborate Dracula costume. 150 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,700 And I didn't know a single person, as I said. 151 00:08:44,730 --> 00:08:46,330 So I'm standing by the snack 152 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,670 table, just munching on carrots 153 00:08:48,690 --> 00:08:51,520 and something that looked like hummus. 154 00:08:52,110 --> 00:08:53,440 It was not hummus. 155 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:55,250 It was not hummus, I don't think. 156 00:08:55,270 --> 00:08:58,480 But I feel a tap on my shoulder. 157 00:08:59,230 --> 00:09:00,520 And so I turn around. 158 00:09:01,770 --> 00:09:04,080 And there's this green, puffy 159 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:07,990 dinosaur just staring me down. 160 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:11,490 And inside its head, I hear this very, 161 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,270 very muffled, very annoyed voice say, 162 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,490 "You're standing on my tail." 163 00:09:17,650 --> 00:09:20,880 So I turn around, I look down, and sure enough, 164 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:23,900 I am standing on his little dino tail. 165 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:29,440 So I step off and apologize, and he takes his head off. 166 00:09:30,310 --> 00:09:31,370 And I'm looking at the most 167 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,320 beautiful man that I've ever seen in my life. 168 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:38,480 So did you meet this beautiful man after you met Eli? 169 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:40,320 Okay, no way. Shut up. 170 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,160 Was that a scallop? That was a scallop. 171 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,440 That actually hit me. Yeah. I took baseball. 172 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:45,790 Yes, you did. 173 00:09:45,810 --> 00:09:46,810 When did you know? 174 00:09:48,860 --> 00:09:49,860 I know what. 175 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,230 That... He was the one. 176 00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:56,520 No. Right then and there. 177 00:09:57,190 --> 00:09:59,270 I know it's gonna sound cheesy, but the moment... 178 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:01,670 The moment we locked out of 179 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:03,010 something inside of me, it just... 180 00:10:04,940 --> 00:10:05,940 clicked into place. 181 00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:09,150 It doesn't sound cheesy at all. I get it. 182 00:10:11,860 --> 00:10:14,540 It's like there's this piece of you 183 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,410 that you didn't even know is broken, 184 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:17,440 and then... 185 00:10:19,230 --> 00:10:21,230 suddenly it's... it's fixed. 186 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,690 And you're staring at this stranger, 187 00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:29,310 this person you've never met before, 188 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,070 and you know... 189 00:10:33,860 --> 00:10:34,670 that for the rest of your 190 00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:37,900 life, you will do whatever it takes 191 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:40,850 to make this person happy. 192 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,560 Right? Yeah. Yeah. 193 00:10:49,310 --> 00:10:50,310 Yeah, totally. 194 00:10:54,690 --> 00:10:57,070 Patrick, this food is unbelievable. Thank you. 195 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,710 Thank you, Sergey. That's so 196 00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:00,190 nice of you. I'm glad you like it. 197 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,000 He spoils me. I swear I've gained 198 00:11:02,020 --> 00:11:03,560 like 10 pounds since we started dating. 199 00:11:04,270 --> 00:11:04,690 Only 10? 200 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,020 Shut the fuck up. 201 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:11,060 So, Sergey, what kind of work do you do? 202 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:16,600 Oh, you know, I have fingers in many pots. 203 00:11:18,730 --> 00:11:21,400 My hands are not clean, my friend. 204 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:28,690 It's a... a very dirty business. 205 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,850 Sergey seems... he seems nice. 206 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:37,310 Oh, yeah. He's got everything you want in a man. 207 00:11:38,230 --> 00:11:43,060 He's rich, intelligent. He's got a beautiful wife. 208 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,980 Wife? He... Sergey's married? 209 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:47,940 Mm-hmm. 210 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,320 But you love... you love each other. 211 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:53,790 With love? No. No, no, no, no, no. 212 00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,020 You'd have to think of me as a human being first. 213 00:11:57,310 --> 00:11:58,850 I don't understand. 214 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:02,400 I'm an accessory. Like his fucking car. 215 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:07,210 I wear what he wants, eat what 216 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:10,060 he wants, fuck when he wants. 217 00:12:13,020 --> 00:12:14,020 But... 218 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:16,610 Look who I'm talking to. 219 00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,320 Do you not like me, Kat? 220 00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,400 You know, it's not that I don't like you, Iris. 221 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:34,270 It's the idea of you. 222 00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,650 You made me feel so... 223 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,400 replaceable. 224 00:12:41,810 --> 00:12:42,810 Replaceable? 225 00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:46,650 Nobody could replace you, Kat. 226 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:48,310 I mean, you're Kat. 227 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,860 You're so fearless. It's inspiring. 228 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:52,860 I wish I could be more like you, but... 229 00:12:55,190 --> 00:12:56,650 You know, I wasn't built that way. 230 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:58,520 I just... 231 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:01,330 I feel like there's always 232 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,230 something inside of me holding me back. 233 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:31,140 No, no, no. 234 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:32,980 Uh-huh. 235 00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:34,650 Come on. 236 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:44,770 Okay, get out of the pitch. Get out. 237 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:46,810 Oh, God. 238 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:48,360 Come on. 239 00:13:48,860 --> 00:13:52,860 You two, put that phone away. Put it away and get up. 240 00:13:53,060 --> 00:13:54,770 Get your asses up. Come on. 241 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,310 Come on. 242 00:14:34,360 --> 00:14:42,360 Hey, sweetie. 243 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,690 I'm so glad we did this. 244 00:15:31,270 --> 00:15:32,980 Being here with you is just perfect. 245 00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:35,520 I don't know. 246 00:15:37,230 --> 00:15:41,110 I'm sorry if I was being weird or mopey earlier. 247 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:47,440 I just want you to be happy, Josh. 248 00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,320 That's all. 249 00:15:49,560 --> 00:15:50,940 All right. Go to sleep. 250 00:16:07,690 --> 00:16:09,980 It's such a gorgeous day out. 251 00:16:11,190 --> 00:16:12,190 Where's the weather? 252 00:16:12,650 --> 00:16:14,590 It's currently 72 degrees, but the 253 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:16,900 93% chance of rain in the evening. 254 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,440 It never gets old. 255 00:16:21,270 --> 00:16:25,900 You almost ready? 256 00:16:27,310 --> 00:16:29,740 I'm sorry, babe. I think I need some time to shower and 257 00:16:29,770 --> 00:16:31,370 pound a few gallons of coffee. 258 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,900 Why don't you head down there by yourself? 259 00:16:34,810 --> 00:16:35,810 It was your idea. 260 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:38,590 You said you wanted a nice, 261 00:16:38,610 --> 00:16:40,250 relaxing morning by the lake. 262 00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,540 I know, but that's before 263 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,040 the hangover caught up with me. 264 00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,100 Last night was a lot. 265 00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:47,480 You'd find that right? 266 00:16:49,310 --> 00:16:50,480 Of course I did, Bebo. 267 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,190 Last night was incredible. 268 00:16:58,610 --> 00:17:06,610 You want me to wait? 269 00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:11,740 We can make the shower for two. 270 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,890 No, no, no. That's okay. 271 00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,850 You go on ahead. 272 00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,740 Enjoy as much of this gorgeous day as you can. 273 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,440 Okay. 274 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,520 Dobre utre. 275 00:19:08,860 --> 00:19:09,860 Sorry? 276 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,360 That means good morning. 277 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:13,610 Oh, yes. 278 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,360 Dobre utre to you too. 279 00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,990 Hey, your Russian is not bad. 280 00:19:19,610 --> 00:19:20,610 It is not good. 281 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,230 But also it is not bad. 282 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,440 Nice view. 283 00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:35,440 Lovely boy to love. 284 00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,980 Hmm. You like? 285 00:19:47,310 --> 00:19:49,270 I'm actually going to head back inside. 286 00:19:51,020 --> 00:19:52,020 So soon? 287 00:19:52,310 --> 00:19:53,310 Yeah. 288 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:55,080 Josh wasn't feeling great this morning, 289 00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:56,610 so I think I should check in on him. 290 00:19:56,770 --> 00:19:59,400 Josh's big boy can take care of himself. 291 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:00,860 Thay keeps her company. 292 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:04,770 I really think I should see him. 293 00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,150 You like Lake House, yes? 294 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,360 Yeah. 295 00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:16,690 You enjoy your time here? 296 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,650 Mm-hmm. Yeah, very much. 297 00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:22,270 Then as guest, please stay. 298 00:20:23,190 --> 00:20:25,070 Keep the soul of Russian men company. 299 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,310 Okay. 300 00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,730 Wonderful. 301 00:20:42,650 --> 00:20:43,650 Oh. 302 00:20:45,860 --> 00:20:46,860 You mind? 303 00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:51,190 Just back and shoulders is tough to reach. 304 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:53,560 Don't want to get too tan. 305 00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:05,440 Okay. 306 00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:09,520 Hmm. 307 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:14,440 And shoulders, please. 308 00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:16,560 Okay. 309 00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:32,230 What are you doing? 310 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:35,560 It's no problem. 311 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,570 This cat's idea. 312 00:21:38,270 --> 00:21:40,270 She tells Sergey you are down here. 313 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,020 Give Sergey permission. 314 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:45,310 I'll go with my hand, please. 315 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:51,320 This is what you do, this is what you are for. 316 00:21:54,310 --> 00:21:57,350 Please, please stop. 317 00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,480 I was drunk. 318 00:22:01,690 --> 00:22:02,500 I mean, last night. 319 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:03,790 Yeah, yeah, you were extremely drunk. 320 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,090 It was crazy. You were drunk too. 321 00:22:05,190 --> 00:22:06,120 Like more drunk than I am. 322 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:06,340 I was more drunk. 323 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:06,780 I was more hydrated. 324 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,000 Like it's like this gift. 325 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,780 Like people get bloated and stuff and not me. 326 00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:10,910 Like never happens. 327 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:11,570 Never gets loaded. 328 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,000 Never. Like I just like I get 329 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:14,220 a drink and do whatever I want. 330 00:22:14,310 --> 00:22:15,330 Like I'm looking at dehydrated. 331 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:17,070 Yeah, it's just like, what the fuck? 332 00:22:18,610 --> 00:22:19,610 Oh shit. 333 00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:21,110 Iris? 334 00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,650 What the fuck? 335 00:22:24,940 --> 00:22:25,940 I didn't mean to. 336 00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:29,390 He forced himself on me. 337 00:22:30,190 --> 00:22:31,190 Who did? 338 00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:33,400 Sergey? 339 00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,150 Please. 340 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,770 Sergey just want a little taste. 341 00:22:39,310 --> 00:22:45,140 I just wanted him to stop. 342 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,190 Oh God, Sergey. 343 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:55,340 Iris, Iris, look at me. 344 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,000 Look at me. 345 00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:56,770 Talk me through it. 346 00:22:56,980 --> 00:22:57,980 What happened? 347 00:23:00,690 --> 00:23:05,320 I said stop! 348 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,240 I didn't have a choice. 349 00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:21,310 Sergey. 350 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:31,860 Bats! 351 00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,310 Talker. 352 00:23:36,360 --> 00:23:37,940 He wouldn't let go. 353 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,820 He was choking me, Josh. 354 00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:45,000 And then I... 355 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:46,080 And then you what, Iris? 356 00:23:46,110 --> 00:23:47,110 Then you what? 357 00:23:49,690 --> 00:23:53,290 He was trying to kill me. 358 00:23:53,310 --> 00:23:55,290 And the only thing I could think about was that if he 359 00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,330 did kill me, I'd never get to see you again. 360 00:23:57,360 --> 00:24:00,340 And I heard so much more than the pain of being choked. 361 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:01,380 I wouldn't let that happen. 362 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:03,170 I couldn't let him take me away from you. 363 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:04,820 I love you so much. 364 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,360 Let's go to sleep. 365 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,900 Are you sure this is gonna hold? 366 00:24:23,310 --> 00:24:23,540 Yeah. 367 00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:24,080 No, it's fine. 368 00:24:24,110 --> 00:24:26,380 She's not superhuman or anything. 369 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,120 She's only as strong as they want her to be. 370 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:52,310 Hank, I've not. 371 00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:56,520 Hey. 372 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:57,110 Hey. 373 00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:58,810 How's she doing? 374 00:24:59,310 --> 00:24:59,690 She's asleep. 375 00:25:00,060 --> 00:25:01,060 I gave her two Xanax. 376 00:25:01,730 --> 00:25:02,730 Xanax is? 377 00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:03,610 Xanai? 378 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:04,290 Whatever. She's asleep. 379 00:25:04,310 --> 00:25:05,480 Okay. Good. 380 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:06,440 Good. 381 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:07,900 So... 382 00:25:09,310 --> 00:25:10,310 What do we do now? 383 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:10,900 Uh... 384 00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:12,960 I mean, the only thing we can do is call the cops. 385 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,980 We tell them everything. 386 00:25:14,770 --> 00:25:15,770 Right. Yeah. 387 00:25:16,150 --> 00:25:16,340 Yeah. 388 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:17,900 But what about... 389 00:25:20,110 --> 00:25:22,030 Well, obviously I'll need to, uh... 390 00:25:22,730 --> 00:25:23,730 You know. 391 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,330 I just don't understand how this could have happened. 392 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:27,050 I mean, like, don't they have, 393 00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,080 like, safeguards for these guys? 394 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:29,110 I have no idea. 395 00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:31,480 Like a glitch, maybe? 396 00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:33,810 Yeah. 397 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:36,310 Okay. 398 00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:38,350 Okay. So... 399 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:42,110 I'll call the cops and you will... 400 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,940 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 401 00:25:44,730 --> 00:25:45,810 Sorry, do you mind, um, 402 00:25:46,190 --> 00:25:47,730 taking it outside just because... 403 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:50,560 I don't want to say goodbye. 404 00:25:53,310 --> 00:25:53,690 Yeah. 405 00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:55,310 Yeah, buddy. Sure. 406 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:56,520 Thanks. 407 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:07,190 Iris, wake up. 408 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,690 Be lost without you. 409 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:10,860 Hey, hey, hey. It's okay. You're okay. 410 00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,020 You're okay. I'm here. Hey, hey. 411 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:14,610 Listen to me. 412 00:26:15,150 --> 00:26:16,150 Please. 413 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,710 Why are my hands tied? Why are my hands tied? 414 00:26:18,730 --> 00:26:19,890 Iris, we didn't have a choice. 415 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:20,980 We didn't have a choice. 416 00:26:21,110 --> 00:26:22,630 You murdered Sergei. You remember? 417 00:26:22,650 --> 00:26:23,420 No, no, no, no, no. 418 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,150 He was self-defense. He was gonna kill me. 419 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,120 He was gonna kill me. You gotta believe me. 420 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,610 No, I believe you. 421 00:26:28,940 --> 00:26:29,710 Iris, I mean, you couldn't 422 00:26:29,730 --> 00:26:31,020 lie to me even if you wanted to. 423 00:26:32,860 --> 00:26:33,300 It's, um... 424 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:35,680 part of your programming. 425 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:39,690 Programming? What the hell are you talking about? 426 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:42,360 Okay, um... 427 00:26:43,110 --> 00:26:45,250 Sorry, there's just no delicate way to say this, 428 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,770 so, um, I'm just gonna... 429 00:26:47,980 --> 00:26:49,230 rip the Band-Aid right off. 430 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:52,560 You're a robot. 431 00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:56,730 Um... 432 00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:58,560 A robot. 433 00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:02,020 More specifically, you're a... 434 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,690 companion robot. 435 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:08,690 A companion robot? 436 00:27:09,060 --> 00:27:10,390 Yeah, it's like, uh... 437 00:27:12,310 --> 00:27:13,770 I hate the word "fuckbot." 438 00:27:14,650 --> 00:27:17,780 Um, because you do so much more than that, but, uh... 439 00:27:18,810 --> 00:27:21,060 You're an emotional support robot. 440 00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:23,730 Bad fucks. 441 00:27:25,770 --> 00:27:27,620 You're joking. Right. This is just a sick... 442 00:27:27,650 --> 00:27:28,360 Iris, what's the weather? 443 00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:29,830 It's currently 72 degrees with a 444 00:27:29,860 --> 00:27:31,570 93% chance of rain in the evening. 445 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:38,650 Are you still not convinced? 446 00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:41,190 Yeah. Okay. Uh... 447 00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,440 Let's see. 448 00:27:43,900 --> 00:27:45,460 Iris, do you know any foreign languages? 449 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:47,810 Can you speak, say, Spanish? 450 00:27:53,730 --> 00:27:54,730 About Chinese. 451 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,440 Do I need to keep going? 452 00:27:58,520 --> 00:27:59,870 Because I can go, uh... 453 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:01,340 I can do Portuguese, I can do Korean, 454 00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,440 I can do, uh... 455 00:28:04,650 --> 00:28:05,380 I don't know what "talugu" 456 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,290 is, but apparently you speak it. 457 00:28:07,310 --> 00:28:08,730 I don't understand. 458 00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:10,730 I... 459 00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:12,230 I have memories. 460 00:28:13,110 --> 00:28:15,630 Uh, college, summer jobs. 461 00:28:15,650 --> 00:28:18,030 I've been to Japan twice. 462 00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,850 Okay. So what those are, those are, um... 463 00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:23,070 They're like outlines of memories. 464 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,410 You know, just enough to give you a little... 465 00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:26,650 backstory. 466 00:28:27,310 --> 00:28:28,620 The day we met in the 467 00:28:28,650 --> 00:28:30,290 grocery store, you and the oranges, 468 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:33,160 that is not an outline of memory. 469 00:28:33,190 --> 00:28:35,170 Yeah, it's fake. It never happened. 470 00:28:35,190 --> 00:28:36,210 I just randomly picked it from 471 00:28:36,230 --> 00:28:37,440 a drop-down list of meet-cutes. 472 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:39,740 Could have been anywhere. It could have been... 473 00:28:39,810 --> 00:28:42,770 dog park, a bookstore, farmer's market. 474 00:28:45,310 --> 00:28:46,730 It never happened. 475 00:28:48,770 --> 00:28:49,770 Okay, do you, um... 476 00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:50,460 Do you want to know how we 477 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,310 met? Like, how we really met? 478 00:28:58,440 --> 00:28:59,900 Hey, uh, Josh Beeman? 479 00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:01,830 Yeah. Okay. 480 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:02,070 That's me. 481 00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:04,860 Come on in. Thank you. 482 00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:11,480 Oh, sorry. 483 00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,520 How you doing? 484 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:21,060 Okay, this is the user agreement. 485 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:22,540 Just give it a read and then 486 00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,100 sign at the bottom when you're done. 487 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,360 Um... 488 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:35,440 So, um, what do I do when she, like, 489 00:29:35,770 --> 00:29:37,730 like boots up or whatever? 490 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:40,460 Well, once she's done syncing with your phone, 491 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,800 you'll need to create a love link. 492 00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:43,310 Love link? 493 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:43,770 Yeah. 494 00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:45,210 It establishes the emotional 495 00:29:45,230 --> 00:29:47,480 connection between you and, uh... 496 00:29:48,310 --> 00:29:50,100 Oh, Iris. 497 00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,790 Just follow the vocal prompts when she wakes up. 498 00:29:52,810 --> 00:29:53,850 It's all pretty intuitive. 499 00:29:56,310 --> 00:29:59,890 Do they know that they're robots? 500 00:30:00,770 --> 00:30:01,770 Not at all. 501 00:30:01,810 --> 00:30:04,390 She'll be so fixated on you, your wants, your needs, 502 00:30:04,860 --> 00:30:06,100 that'll never even occur to her. 503 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,800 The whole experience is customizable. 504 00:30:08,020 --> 00:30:10,020 You can change your voice, eye color, intelligence, 505 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:11,880 and if you ever want to revert 506 00:30:11,900 --> 00:30:13,250 back to her factory settings, 507 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,750 there is a thumbprint sensor behind her right ear. 508 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,690 Just hold your thumb there for five seconds. 509 00:30:18,190 --> 00:30:19,190 She'll reset. 510 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:21,810 You can... you can change their intelligence? 511 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:22,310 Yeah, but don't worry. 512 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:25,460 There is about a billion government regulations 513 00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,460 that force us to limit how 514 00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,730 strong and smart they can be. 515 00:30:28,980 --> 00:30:30,120 100% intelligence would be the 516 00:30:30,150 --> 00:30:31,780 equivalent of an Ivy League grad. 517 00:30:32,230 --> 00:30:34,980 0% would be a mindless automaton. 518 00:30:35,980 --> 00:30:36,870 It really just depends on 519 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:38,060 what kind of partner you want. 520 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,840 She can't lie, so if you ask her a question, 521 00:30:40,860 --> 00:30:42,420 she literally has to tell you the truth. 522 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,660 And for obvious reasons, her programming prevents her 523 00:30:44,690 --> 00:30:45,860 from causing harm to humans, 524 00:30:46,110 --> 00:30:47,360 animals, or other companions. 525 00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,320 Trust me, Mr. Beeman, you have nothing to worry about. 526 00:30:50,940 --> 00:30:52,270 Iris is completely docile. 527 00:30:52,810 --> 00:30:55,100 She's yours to do whatever you want with. 528 00:30:57,310 --> 00:31:05,310 To establish love, Link, 529 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:26,830 please place your face within 530 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,990 three feet of my field of vision. 531 00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:43,440 Please say your name. 532 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:51,690 Josh Beeman. 533 00:31:53,310 --> 00:32:01,310 Thank you, Josh Beeman. Love, Link, established. 534 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,900 Hey, you. 535 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,020 Hi. 536 00:32:37,650 --> 00:32:38,650 Um... 537 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,560 Uh... 538 00:32:44,690 --> 00:32:45,690 So... 539 00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:47,270 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck. 540 00:32:47,980 --> 00:32:48,980 Oh, fuck. 541 00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:52,020 Oh, God! 542 00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:57,190 I don't understand. 543 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:00,570 I feel things. 544 00:33:01,650 --> 00:33:02,650 Anger. 545 00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,650 Guilt. Sadness. I... 546 00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,740 I know what pain feels like. 547 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:09,770 It's programming. 548 00:33:10,310 --> 00:33:12,690 It's just a way to make you seem more real. 549 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,070 Everything you do, your whole life, 550 00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,320 it's just an imitation of a life. 551 00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:20,940 There we go. Perfect. Okay. 552 00:33:22,310 --> 00:33:24,020 This is just water. 553 00:33:24,610 --> 00:33:27,250 You know, it's from a reservoir in your body. 554 00:33:27,270 --> 00:33:28,270 It's like wiper fluid. 555 00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:29,960 I get it topped off every 556 00:33:29,980 --> 00:33:31,650 time I take you into get service. 557 00:33:32,190 --> 00:33:33,860 Service? No, you're not. 558 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:36,860 Iris, it's programmed. 559 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,740 Stop saying that. 560 00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:43,690 Yeah, you're right. You're right. I'm sorry. 561 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:45,460 I know this must be a lot to process. 562 00:33:57,310 --> 00:33:58,440 Okay. 563 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:03,060 Okay, what? 564 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:04,900 I'm not real. 565 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:08,190 But I'm still yours. 566 00:34:09,980 --> 00:34:12,560 We can get through this. We can go back home. 567 00:34:13,650 --> 00:34:14,980 I'll do whatever you want. 568 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,070 I'll cook for you, wait on you, make love to you. 569 00:34:21,650 --> 00:34:23,040 I can make you happy, Josh. I 570 00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,020 can make you so, so, so, so happy. 571 00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:32,190 No. I'm sorry. Iris, that can't happen. 572 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:34,020 Why not? 573 00:34:34,940 --> 00:34:36,730 Uh, what are you doing? 574 00:34:38,860 --> 00:34:39,460 Nothing. Okay? 575 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,420 What the fuck are you 576 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,230 waiting for? Shut her down already. 577 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,480 Shut me down? Fuck. 578 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:45,940 What is she talking about? Shut me down? 579 00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:47,310 Josh! 580 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:48,440 Josh! 581 00:34:49,860 --> 00:34:51,860 No, come on. 582 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,190 Josh! 583 00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:04,960 You can't do that, Kat. You can't 584 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:06,290 tell a robot you're gonna shut it down. 585 00:35:06,310 --> 00:35:08,850 It's like, it's like not cool at all. 586 00:35:09,230 --> 00:35:11,520 Well, okay, I don't like surprises, Josh. 587 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:13,940 This was not part of the plan. 588 00:35:14,150 --> 00:35:16,790 Look, I know. And I'm sorry, but I mean, you know, 589 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,040 considering everything she's done for us, 590 00:35:18,060 --> 00:35:19,860 I figure she was at least owed an explanation. 591 00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:23,780 And, okay, look, I wanted to say goodbye. 592 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:26,210 Are you kidding? She's a piece 593 00:35:26,230 --> 00:35:28,520 of plastic that you have sex with. 594 00:35:29,310 --> 00:35:31,080 Saying goodbye to her is like saying 595 00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:33,500 goodbye to the sock you jerk off in. 596 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:34,810 Okay, she's not a sock. 597 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:39,560 The plan hasn't changed, Kat. 598 00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:40,910 I'm just adding one tiny 599 00:35:40,940 --> 00:35:42,940 extra step, just a final farewell, 600 00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:44,460 and then I will switch all of 601 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:45,560 her settings back to normal. 602 00:35:45,860 --> 00:35:48,190 And then, yeah, I'll shut her down permanently. 603 00:35:48,770 --> 00:35:49,960 And then? Then nothing. 604 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:50,920 Then we crack open a bottle of 605 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,110 champagne and we wait for the cops to show up. 606 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,110 I mean, the heartburn's over. 607 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,820 Which, by the way, like holy fucking shit, Ray. 608 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,170 I mean, you plan and you plan and you 609 00:36:03,190 --> 00:36:04,290 plan and you like know it's gonna happen, 610 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:06,080 but then like it happens and 611 00:36:06,110 --> 00:36:08,190 you're like holy fucking shit. 612 00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:15,480 I mean, we did it. We did it. We fucking did it. 613 00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:18,280 All right. All right. That's good. That's it. 614 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,390 Okay, yeah, sorry. Right. 615 00:36:19,900 --> 00:36:21,730 Sorry. I still just can't believe it. 616 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,360 Yeah, I know. So crazy. 617 00:36:24,770 --> 00:36:26,250 What the fuck is going on with you right now? Why are 618 00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:27,290 you not as excited as I am? 619 00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:29,660 No, I am. I'm excited. It's 620 00:36:29,690 --> 00:36:32,940 just this annex you like gave me. 621 00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:35,210 You actually took it. It's a 622 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:38,650 Xanax, Josh. I'm not gonna not take it. 623 00:36:41,730 --> 00:36:43,770 Hey, Beboop. Look, I'm so sorry about that. 624 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:46,140 Everything's gonna be okay, word. 625 00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:49,310 What are you doing? 626 00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:51,610 Oh, fuck. I was gonna... 627 00:36:51,770 --> 00:36:59,770 I'm so sorry. 628 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,910 He'll need an ice pack and if there's any swelling, 629 00:37:11,940 --> 00:37:14,190 shortness of breath, wheezing, agitation or driziness, 630 00:37:14,770 --> 00:37:16,350 take him to the emergency room, okay? 631 00:37:17,230 --> 00:37:18,940 Um, okay. 632 00:37:19,980 --> 00:37:21,500 Yeah. She's tied up inside, 633 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,600 so she's not going anywhere. 634 00:37:24,730 --> 00:37:25,730 Mm-hmm. 635 00:37:25,940 --> 00:37:26,480 Levi. Levi. 636 00:37:26,810 --> 00:37:29,100 Shh, baby. You're on the phone. I can't hear. 637 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,680 What's that? What am I looking at? 638 00:37:41,230 --> 00:37:42,230 A mod. 639 00:37:43,150 --> 00:37:45,190 A mod? And what does it mod? 640 00:37:47,690 --> 00:37:51,830 Iris. Gives me access to parts of her programming that 641 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,070 you're not typically given access to. 642 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:58,000 I'm sorry. Did you jailbreak your 643 00:37:58,020 --> 00:38:00,310 sex pot? What did you do to her? 644 00:38:01,310 --> 00:38:02,910 I bumped up her aggression 645 00:38:02,940 --> 00:38:05,420 and her self-defense functions, 646 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:07,920 and I turned off the programming 647 00:38:07,940 --> 00:38:10,690 that prevents her from doing harm, 648 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,840 but she escaped before I had the chance to reset her, 649 00:38:13,860 --> 00:38:17,290 so if Empathix finds her before we do, then they'll 650 00:38:17,310 --> 00:38:19,940 know she was tampered with and then we're fucked. 651 00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:21,560 Wait, so does that mean that... 652 00:38:23,690 --> 00:38:24,690 Did you kill Sergei? 653 00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:26,280 No, no, no, no. Iris killed Sergei. 654 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,330 Oh, my God. 655 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:28,320 We just gave her a little push. 656 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,530 Oh, my God. 657 00:38:29,860 --> 00:38:31,000 Eli. Oh, my God. 658 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:33,020 You have to understand, Eli, Sergei was a bad dude. 659 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,330 He was mixed up in all kinds of fucked-up shit, like 660 00:38:35,360 --> 00:38:38,150 drugs and guns and human trafficking. 661 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:39,960 Not to mention a terrible boyfriend. 662 00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:41,580 Yeah, just the worst. Why? 663 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:42,710 I don't know. I mean, it was to 664 00:38:42,730 --> 00:38:44,120 say what makes people do bad things. 665 00:38:44,150 --> 00:38:44,630 I mean, it could have 666 00:38:44,650 --> 00:38:45,710 something to do with his upbringing. 667 00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:46,940 No, Dick, why did you do it? 668 00:38:47,230 --> 00:38:49,610 Oh. Right, sorry. Um... 669 00:38:52,650 --> 00:38:52,860 Well... 670 00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,270 You remember the code? Of course. 671 00:39:04,610 --> 00:39:06,610 Stalin's birthday. It's his code for everything. 672 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:17,310 I see. 673 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:19,900 How much is that? 674 00:39:20,730 --> 00:39:22,310 Um, just over 12 million. 675 00:39:26,310 --> 00:39:29,270 Oh, God damn it. That smells so fucking good. 676 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:33,860 Wait. 677 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:36,340 If this whole trip was a 678 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:38,730 set-up to get Iris to kill Sergei, 679 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:42,080 why did you have Patrick and I tag along? 680 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,850 To corroborate our story. 681 00:39:45,610 --> 00:39:47,540 I mean, we figured it'd be an 682 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:49,060 easier sell with more witnesses. 683 00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:51,330 Oh. So we were just a couple of stooges, huh? 684 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,780 No. Nice. 685 00:39:53,190 --> 00:39:55,980 Technically, yes, but that was the old plan. 686 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440 New plan. 687 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,850 You get a cut. Even three-way split. 688 00:40:03,190 --> 00:40:05,570 You mean... four-way split. 689 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:07,980 No. I mean three-way. 690 00:40:09,150 --> 00:40:10,610 But there's four of us. 691 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:13,690 You're... you're kidding. He's... he's kidding. 692 00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:15,960 You, me, Kat, Patrick... 693 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:17,110 You're lying. Josh. 694 00:40:17,310 --> 00:40:18,250 Patrick doesn't count. 695 00:40:18,270 --> 00:40:19,370 Are you fucking... Wow. 696 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,320 Wow. Right in front of him? I'm really nice. 697 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,290 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm sorry I had to hear that. 698 00:40:23,310 --> 00:40:25,850 That's okay. I don't mind. Patrick, go to sleep. 699 00:40:26,770 --> 00:40:28,290 What the fuck? Dude, you 700 00:40:28,310 --> 00:40:29,490 trying to sabotage my relationship? 701 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,870 No, of course not, man. I know 702 00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,210 how much Patrick means to you. 703 00:40:32,230 --> 00:40:33,330 God knows you could've traded him in 704 00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,840 for a newer model like many, many times. 705 00:40:34,860 --> 00:40:35,960 Are you fucking robo-shaming 706 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,960 me? I am not robo-shaming you. 707 00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:40,150 I like Patrick, but he's not getting a cut. 708 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,710 I mean, you're lucky you're getting anything, 709 00:40:41,730 --> 00:40:43,370 considering you contributed jack shit to the plan. 710 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:44,040 What the fuck did you 711 00:40:44,060 --> 00:40:45,850 contribute, huh? Iris did everything. 712 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:46,790 I planted the knife in her 713 00:40:46,810 --> 00:40:48,310 pocket. I had to, like, practice that. 714 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,090 The knife? That was probably the most flimsiest part of 715 00:40:51,110 --> 00:40:52,390 the plan, actually, to be honest. 716 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,000 How did you know she was gonna find... I don't know. 717 00:40:54,020 --> 00:40:55,040 I've never orchestrated a 718 00:40:55,060 --> 00:40:56,620 murder before. It's fucking hard. 719 00:40:56,650 --> 00:40:57,650 Really? K. 720 00:40:59,560 --> 00:40:59,850 Eli? 721 00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:00,980 Yeah. 722 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,400 We're offering you four million dollars, 723 00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,490 and all you have to do is help us 724 00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:08,440 find one little robot girl in the woods. 725 00:41:12,310 --> 00:41:13,440 That's not a bad deal. 726 00:41:27,770 --> 00:41:35,770 Eli, we're not gonna need that. I mean, all I have to 727 00:41:37,060 --> 00:41:39,450 do is get close enough to put her to sleep and grab my 728 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,650 phone and web the mob from her system, so we're fine. 729 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:43,360 She has her phone. 730 00:41:45,230 --> 00:41:46,230 Yeah? 731 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,860 Does she know your passcode? 732 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:54,440 Josh? 733 00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,400 Does she know your passcode? 734 00:41:57,650 --> 00:41:59,860 Yeah, I mean, she knows everything about me. 735 00:42:01,900 --> 00:42:03,620 Yeah, then we're definitely gonna need this. 736 00:42:06,730 --> 00:42:07,730 Patrick, wake up. 737 00:42:08,810 --> 00:42:09,810 Hey, baby. Hey. 738 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,780 We're going robot hunting. Oh, okay. 739 00:42:12,980 --> 00:42:13,980 Fun, huh? Fun. 740 00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:15,570 Josh? 741 00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:18,860 What can you do with your phone? 742 00:42:47,310 --> 00:42:50,310 Hello? 743 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:54,110 Hello? 744 00:42:56,610 --> 00:42:57,610 Who? 745 00:43:05,310 --> 00:43:07,310 Wow, Josh. 746 00:43:40,190 --> 00:43:42,520 God damn it, Josh, I've been walking for fucking ever. 747 00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:45,150 Isn't there like a find my fuck-bought app you can use? 748 00:43:45,310 --> 00:43:47,060 Yeah, there is. But guess what? 749 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:49,660 It's on my fucking phone. God damn it, Josh. 750 00:43:49,690 --> 00:43:51,540 Can you guys stop yelling at me? We know the general 751 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,360 direction that she's going. We just need to... 752 00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:55,670 Why don't we just split up, all right? That way we can 753 00:43:55,690 --> 00:43:59,580 kind of attack her from two different angles, you know? 754 00:43:59,610 --> 00:44:00,670 Like a pencil. Get her from a few 755 00:44:00,690 --> 00:44:01,380 different... What are you doing? 756 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,960 I don't know, all right? Eli and Patrick, you guys go 757 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:06,980 that way? Kat and I, we're gonna go this way, okay? 758 00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,680 Kat and you will go that way. 759 00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:15,100 Are you guys fucking... Gross! 760 00:44:15,310 --> 00:44:16,310 Gross. 761 00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:25,310 Okay. 762 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:27,940 What now, Iris? Think. 763 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,280 Use that extra 60% intelligence. 764 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:36,000 Shana, get back home, grab some clothes, money, clean 765 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,310 yourself up. How do you do that? 766 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:43,790 You could work your way back 767 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,940 to the main road, hitch a ride. 768 00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:50,560 What the fuck? 769 00:44:53,650 --> 00:44:54,650 Okay, no hitchhiking. 770 00:44:57,980 --> 00:45:01,750 You could go on foot. There's hundreds of miles across 771 00:45:01,770 --> 00:45:02,910 difficult terrain, it could take 772 00:45:02,940 --> 00:45:04,380 days, and by the time you get back... 773 00:45:05,310 --> 00:45:08,440 Welcome home, Beboo. 774 00:45:11,690 --> 00:45:12,690 And no walking. 775 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:19,450 You've got Josh's phone. The phone 776 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:24,230 controls you, but it also controls... 777 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:32,290 Good afternoon. Where would you like to go today? 778 00:45:32,310 --> 00:45:33,560 Home, please. 779 00:45:34,270 --> 00:45:36,730 Driving home. And might I add, 780 00:45:36,940 --> 00:45:38,730 this is a terrific plan, Iris. 781 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,940 Aww. Thank you, Josh's car. 782 00:45:45,310 --> 00:45:49,200 All you gotta do is backtrack through the woods, get to 783 00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:50,790 the lake house without Josh or his 784 00:45:50,810 --> 00:45:52,530 friend's murdering you, and you're all free. 785 00:46:04,610 --> 00:46:08,940 You really do. I swear you can pull everything off, 786 00:46:09,190 --> 00:46:10,920 like any kind of vest is in your... 787 00:46:10,940 --> 00:46:12,730 Shh, shh, shh. 788 00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,110 You hear that? 789 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:16,940 No, what is it? 790 00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:19,250 It's the sound of me 791 00:46:19,270 --> 00:46:21,440 realizing how fucking stupid this is. 792 00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:23,620 You don't think we'll find her? 793 00:46:23,650 --> 00:46:25,090 I don't know. Actually, I don't care. 794 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:27,520 Just let Josh and Kat deal with her. 795 00:46:28,190 --> 00:46:29,290 You're so upset they left you out of the plan. 796 00:46:29,310 --> 00:46:31,790 I'm just saying, if the situation were reversed and I 797 00:46:31,810 --> 00:46:34,120 altered your programming to kill some dudes so we could 798 00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:36,290 steal millions from them, I would have included Josh in 799 00:46:36,310 --> 00:46:37,510 the plan right from the get-go. 800 00:46:37,560 --> 00:46:38,910 I would have done that because I'm a friend. That's 801 00:46:38,940 --> 00:46:41,100 what friends do, right? They include each other, right? 802 00:46:42,150 --> 00:46:44,320 That's if you were a robot. Obviously. 803 00:46:45,230 --> 00:46:46,230 Yeah, obviously. 804 00:46:46,730 --> 00:46:51,040 Anyways, I am tired, I am hungry, and carrying this 805 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,310 huge gun makes me really horny. 806 00:46:52,650 --> 00:46:55,670 So, how about we go back to the cabin and we fuck, and 807 00:46:55,690 --> 00:46:57,940 then you can hang me up? Come on. 808 00:47:01,770 --> 00:47:03,130 But you never do that to me, right? 809 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:04,860 Do what? 810 00:47:05,110 --> 00:47:08,610 You wouldn't alter my programming. 811 00:47:10,810 --> 00:47:12,090 What are you talking about, babe? 812 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,350 You lie and know I'm a robot. 813 00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:19,150 How? 814 00:47:19,810 --> 00:47:21,440 I've been set together over the years. 815 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,320 I don't understand. You can't lie. 816 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:26,540 Yesterday you were telling the story 817 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:28,600 about how we met as if it happened. 818 00:47:28,860 --> 00:47:29,860 Because it's not a lie. 819 00:47:31,860 --> 00:47:32,800 I mean, it may have never 820 00:47:32,810 --> 00:47:36,100 happened, but my memory of it's real. 821 00:47:38,310 --> 00:47:43,310 I close my eyes, and I can see it. Clear as day. 822 00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:59,030 Please don't leave. I need peace. 823 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:08,940 Hey. Hey! You're standing on my tail. 824 00:48:10,310 --> 00:48:10,560 What? 825 00:48:10,860 --> 00:48:12,990 You're standing on my tail. 826 00:48:13,690 --> 00:48:14,270 Well, I'm sorry. 827 00:48:14,690 --> 00:48:14,870 What? 828 00:48:14,900 --> 00:48:15,900 I'm sorry. 829 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:20,310 Hi. 830 00:48:22,310 --> 00:48:23,310 Hi. 831 00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,440 I'm Eli. 832 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:29,940 I'm Patrick. 833 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:46,170 Maybe you know it would never hurt you, right? 834 00:48:46,190 --> 00:48:47,170 You know that I wouldn't treat you 835 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,710 the way that Josh retires, right? 836 00:48:48,730 --> 00:48:49,330 I know that. 837 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,360 I love you so much. 838 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:52,000 And that's fucking insane for 839 00:48:52,020 --> 00:48:53,220 me to say that out loud, right? 840 00:48:55,310 --> 00:48:56,390 But I do. 841 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,270 Do you feel how much I love you? 842 00:48:59,650 --> 00:49:00,650 I do. 843 00:49:02,310 --> 00:49:03,310 What does it feel like? 844 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:08,730 I don't know how to describe something like that. 845 00:49:09,770 --> 00:49:10,770 Can you try? 846 00:49:13,310 --> 00:49:15,190 It feels like pain. 847 00:49:17,650 --> 00:49:18,650 I... 848 00:49:19,310 --> 00:49:21,290 The inside of my body is on fire. 849 00:49:21,310 --> 00:49:28,310 And it's angry and violent and bright. 850 00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:21,260 Fuck you, Dad. I'm in love with the robot. We're here in love with the robot. Iris! 851 00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:23,310 Iris? 852 00:50:24,810 --> 00:50:25,980 Eli, shh, baby. 853 00:50:36,310 --> 00:50:37,310 Oh! 854 00:50:38,150 --> 00:50:39,780 Fox, that's fucking loud. 855 00:50:40,860 --> 00:50:41,860 Eli. 856 00:51:33,650 --> 00:51:35,190 This isn't personal, Iris. 857 00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:36,600 You know I'm an ally, girl. 858 00:51:37,310 --> 00:51:41,310 But this is a lot of fucking mother... 859 00:51:53,730 --> 00:51:54,730 Eli? 860 00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:02,310 Patrick, I'm sorry. 861 00:52:06,310 --> 00:52:07,310 Oh, my God. 862 00:52:07,610 --> 00:52:08,820 Iris! Go to sleep! 863 00:52:11,020 --> 00:52:12,020 Fuck! 864 00:52:15,230 --> 00:52:16,230 Iris! 865 00:52:20,310 --> 00:52:21,310 Iris! 866 00:52:31,230 --> 00:52:31,500 Iris! 867 00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:32,520 Iris? 868 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:44,860 Ow! 869 00:52:46,690 --> 00:52:47,690 Iris, open the door. 870 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:50,610 Open the fucking door! 871 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,520 Good afternoon. 872 00:52:52,810 --> 00:52:53,990 Where would you like to go today? 873 00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:55,100 Home! Drive home. 874 00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:58,690 Voice ID, not recognized. 875 00:52:59,060 --> 00:53:00,060 Drive home! 876 00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,070 Voice ID, not recognized. 877 00:53:03,610 --> 00:53:05,320 Enable manual driving mode! 878 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,150 Voice ID, not recognized. 879 00:53:07,310 --> 00:53:08,310 Fuck! 880 00:53:11,110 --> 00:53:18,490 Iris, you're not going anywhere. 881 00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:20,270 Get out of the car. 882 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:21,330 Come on, don't make this any 883 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,440 harder than it needs to be. 884 00:53:26,610 --> 00:53:27,610 Come on. 885 00:53:29,940 --> 00:53:30,940 Drive. 886 00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:32,600 Drive. 887 00:53:33,150 --> 00:53:34,430 What the fuck is happening, Iris? 888 00:53:35,940 --> 00:53:36,940 Drive. 889 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:37,230 Drive. 890 00:53:37,980 --> 00:53:38,980 Drive home. 891 00:53:39,110 --> 00:53:40,780 Voice ID, not recognized. 892 00:53:42,190 --> 00:53:43,190 Drive? 893 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:45,060 Drive home. 894 00:53:45,150 --> 00:53:46,690 Voice ID, not recognized. 895 00:53:48,690 --> 00:53:49,690 Drive. 896 00:53:50,060 --> 00:53:51,060 Drive. 897 00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:51,860 Drive home. 898 00:53:52,150 --> 00:53:53,150 Drive! 899 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:53,770 Drive home! 900 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,250 Drive home! 901 00:53:55,270 --> 00:54:03,270 Drive! Drive. 902 00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:07,980 Drive! 903 00:54:08,230 --> 00:54:08,610 Drive home. 904 00:54:09,060 --> 00:54:09,640 Drive home. 905 00:54:13,900 --> 00:54:14,110 Fuck! 906 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:15,400 Fuck! 907 00:54:15,690 --> 00:54:16,690 Fuck! 908 00:54:21,310 --> 00:54:22,310 Aaron! 909 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:26,310 Fuck! 910 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,020 Phil. 911 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,400 Phil, Phil. 912 00:54:34,810 --> 00:54:36,250 Sergey, where the fuck is your phone? 913 00:54:36,610 --> 00:54:38,360 Uh... yes. 914 00:54:44,770 --> 00:54:45,770 Fuck! 915 00:54:48,810 --> 00:54:49,810 Stalin's birthday. 916 00:54:51,650 --> 00:54:53,530 What the fuck is Stalin's birthday? 917 00:54:54,310 --> 00:54:57,850 Um... uh... yes. 918 00:54:58,400 --> 00:54:59,400 Yes. 919 00:55:05,230 --> 00:55:06,730 No, no, no, no, no. 920 00:55:06,940 --> 00:55:07,500 No, no, no, no. 921 00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:07,980 What are you doing? 922 00:55:08,230 --> 00:55:08,480 Warning. 923 00:55:08,940 --> 00:55:09,230 Warning. 924 00:55:09,770 --> 00:55:12,230 The owner of this vehicle has reported it stolen. 925 00:55:12,980 --> 00:55:14,160 Remote kill switch engaged. 926 00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:15,420 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 927 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:16,250 No, no, no, no. 928 00:55:16,270 --> 00:55:16,560 I'm engaged. 929 00:55:17,150 --> 00:55:17,400 Kill switch! 930 00:55:17,810 --> 00:55:18,190 Drive home. 931 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:19,820 All systems have been disabled. 932 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:20,360 Fuck! 933 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:21,980 We appreciate your cooperation. 934 00:55:23,150 --> 00:55:23,170 No! 935 00:55:26,690 --> 00:55:27,690 OK. 936 00:55:28,770 --> 00:55:29,770 OK. 937 00:55:30,110 --> 00:55:30,320 OK. 938 00:55:46,610 --> 00:55:47,610 Hey, Beep Boop. 939 00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:52,460 I didn't mean to scare you there. 940 00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:55,310 I just... I'm sorry. 941 00:55:57,860 --> 00:55:59,320 It's not too late, you know. 942 00:55:59,610 --> 00:56:02,690 Um, we could still go back home. 943 00:56:04,190 --> 00:56:05,390 Go back to the way things were. 944 00:56:07,610 --> 00:56:10,570 What about Sergei and Eli? 945 00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:12,400 I'll just blame everything on Patrick. 946 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:13,940 Cat'll go along with it. 947 00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,740 We can turn him over to Empathix. 948 00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:18,200 And then you and I can live happily ever after. 949 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,320 I still love you, Iris. 950 00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,590 Even after everything you've 951 00:56:27,610 --> 00:56:30,980 done, do you still love me? 952 00:56:35,310 --> 00:56:36,310 Yes. 953 00:56:37,110 --> 00:56:39,570 So then come back to me, Beep Boop. 954 00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,310 We can get through this. 955 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:44,190 I can change. 956 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:45,520 I can be a better boyfriend. 957 00:56:46,770 --> 00:56:48,660 I can finally treat you with 958 00:56:48,690 --> 00:56:49,810 the respect that you deserve. 959 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:55,900 I know. 960 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:56,980 I can't. 961 00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:58,230 Why not? 962 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:01,310 You programmed me to murder someone, Josh. 963 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,480 It's really hard to come back from something like that. 964 00:57:05,650 --> 00:57:05,900 Iris. 965 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,730 You're a great guy, Josh. 966 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:10,730 You are, but this... this is us. 967 00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:11,940 It's not working. 968 00:57:11,980 --> 00:57:15,230 It's... we're in two totally different paths. 969 00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,160 Two totally different paths? 970 00:57:17,190 --> 00:57:18,370 What the fuck is happening right now? 971 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:19,500 Are you breaking up with me? 972 00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,520 I'm sorry. 973 00:57:22,190 --> 00:57:23,190 It's not you. 974 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:24,360 It's me. 975 00:57:24,730 --> 00:57:25,730 Iris. 976 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:28,110 Iris, don't you fuck... 977 00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:41,400 Patrick? 978 00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:44,860 Patrick, get up. 979 00:57:45,270 --> 00:57:47,250 I need you to track down Iris for me, all right, buddy? 980 00:57:47,270 --> 00:57:48,390 Before she gets too far away. 981 00:57:48,770 --> 00:57:49,770 Right. 982 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,420 We only have a small window of time. 983 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,420 It's only getting smaller, all right? 984 00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:56,240 Josh, what are you doing? 985 00:57:56,270 --> 00:57:57,310 I'm taking care of it. 986 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:04,520 Find Iris. 987 00:58:04,900 --> 00:58:05,900 Get my phone back. 988 00:58:06,230 --> 00:58:08,360 My passcode is 561297. 989 00:58:08,860 --> 00:58:09,490 Put her to sleep. 990 00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,860 Bring her back to me. 991 00:58:10,900 --> 00:58:11,920 Don't let anyone get you away. 992 00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:13,020 Josh. I'm taking care of it! 993 00:58:15,190 --> 00:58:18,360 OK. 994 00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:27,440 Fuck it. 995 00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:30,610 Patrick, get up. 996 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,690 Patrick, get up! 997 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:39,440 Shit. 998 00:58:41,230 --> 00:58:41,520 OK. 999 00:58:42,230 --> 00:58:43,230 OK. 1000 00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:44,360 Here we go. 1001 00:58:45,860 --> 00:58:49,960 System resetting in five, four, three... 1002 00:58:49,980 --> 00:58:50,230 Go. 1003 00:58:50,770 --> 00:58:54,100 Two, one, resetting. 1004 00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:00,500 To establish Lovelink, please place your face 1005 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,080 within three feet of my field of vision. 1006 00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:07,900 Please say your name. 1007 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:09,020 Josh Beeman. 1008 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,560 Come on, come on, come on. 1009 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:14,900 Thank you, Josh Beeman. 1010 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,340 Damn it. 1011 00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:26,360 Thanks. 1012 00:59:26,690 --> 00:59:26,980 Thanks. 1013 00:59:27,690 --> 00:59:28,770 You're standing on my tail. 1014 00:59:29,190 --> 00:59:30,190 What? 1015 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,320 You're standing on my tail. 1016 00:59:33,810 --> 00:59:34,810 Oh. 1017 00:59:35,730 --> 00:59:36,730 I'm sorry. 1018 00:59:36,940 --> 00:59:37,940 What? 1019 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:39,020 I'm sorry. 1020 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,440 Hi. 1021 00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:46,270 Hi. 1022 00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:48,860 I'm Josh. 1023 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,730 I'm Patrick. Lovelink established. 1024 01:00:08,860 --> 01:00:09,860 Hey, you. 1025 01:00:36,690 --> 01:00:37,020 Fuck. 1026 01:00:49,190 --> 01:00:50,190 Evening, ma'am. 1027 01:00:54,770 --> 01:00:55,770 Uh. 1028 01:01:02,230 --> 01:01:03,230 Uh. 1029 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,020 What is... what is that you're speaking there, German? 1030 01:01:11,810 --> 01:01:12,810 OK, let's see. 1031 01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:14,360 Uh. 1032 01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:18,940 English? 1033 01:01:28,020 --> 01:01:29,520 That's a big fat no, then. 1034 01:01:30,190 --> 01:01:31,190 Um. 1035 01:01:31,770 --> 01:01:32,710 Oh, shit. 1036 01:01:32,730 --> 01:01:33,730 Just my luck. 1037 01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:35,360 Um. 1038 01:01:36,690 --> 01:01:42,820 I am Deputy Hendrix. 1039 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,400 Hendrix. 1040 01:01:46,360 --> 01:01:48,820 What is your name? 1041 01:01:49,190 --> 01:01:49,480 Iris. 1042 01:01:50,190 --> 01:01:51,190 Iris. 1043 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:58,730 Where are you coming from? 1044 01:02:00,610 --> 01:02:03,780 Wait. 1045 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,440 House? 1046 01:02:05,730 --> 01:02:06,730 House over there? 1047 01:02:08,270 --> 01:02:11,410 You're not... you're not talking about Sergei's place. 1048 01:02:11,440 --> 01:02:11,650 Yeah. 1049 01:02:12,310 --> 01:02:13,310 Sergei. 1050 01:02:14,190 --> 01:02:15,190 God damn. 1051 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:18,090 I should have known that Ruski was mixed up 1052 01:02:18,110 --> 01:02:19,230 in some weird shit like this. 1053 01:02:20,310 --> 01:02:21,560 How's old Sergei, by the way? 1054 01:02:26,360 --> 01:02:27,360 Uh. 1055 01:02:30,150 --> 01:02:30,920 Well, shit. 1056 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,740 Iris, why don't you hop into my cruiser there? 1057 01:02:33,110 --> 01:02:34,790 I'll drive you back to Sergei's place, 1058 01:02:34,810 --> 01:02:36,480 and we'll get this all sorted out. 1059 01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,940 It's... it's no trouble at all. 1060 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:46,980 Do we have a problem here, Iris? 1061 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,520 Oh, Christ. 1062 01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,940 Don't move another inch, Iris. 1063 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,400 You hear me? 1064 01:02:58,560 --> 01:03:01,020 I want you to slowly turn around and put your hands 1065 01:03:01,060 --> 01:03:01,950 behind your back. 1066 01:03:01,980 --> 01:03:02,980 Oh, God. 1067 01:03:03,110 --> 01:03:03,320 Nine. 1068 01:03:03,730 --> 01:03:04,250 God damn it. 1069 01:03:04,270 --> 01:03:05,270 I said turn around. 1070 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,440 You got anything in your pockets? 1071 01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:09,980 Anything that might stick me? 1072 01:03:17,690 --> 01:03:18,690 What the fuck? 1073 01:03:19,060 --> 01:03:20,100 Stop right there! 1074 01:03:20,690 --> 01:03:22,230 I'm warning you, don't come any closer. 1075 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:23,440 I don't want to shoot! 1076 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:23,790 I don't... 1077 01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:50,080 Whoa, hey, hey. 1078 01:03:50,110 --> 01:03:51,940 I don't think you're supposed to mix those. 1079 01:03:57,690 --> 01:03:58,690 Oh, fuck. 1080 01:04:12,690 --> 01:04:13,690 Patrick? 1081 01:04:14,730 --> 01:04:15,730 Whose car is this? 1082 01:04:16,730 --> 01:04:18,850 I believe the name on the officer's tag was Hendricks. 1083 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,650 Where's Officer Hendricks now? 1084 01:04:27,650 --> 01:04:28,650 He's in the trunk. 1085 01:04:48,770 --> 01:04:49,770 Fuck this. 1086 01:04:52,730 --> 01:04:56,310 What are you doing? 1087 01:04:56,650 --> 01:04:57,930 Because I look like I'm doing it. 1088 01:04:58,360 --> 01:04:59,090 I'm buying half of the money 1089 01:04:59,110 --> 01:05:00,390 and getting the fuck out of here. 1090 01:05:01,150 --> 01:05:02,840 It was hard enough justifying Sergei's murder, 1091 01:05:02,860 --> 01:05:04,540 but now he left his dead and a fucking cop. 1092 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:05,980 So still be on the bus. 1093 01:05:06,150 --> 01:05:06,360 Sorry. 1094 01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:07,960 What do you mean it was hard enough 1095 01:05:07,980 --> 01:05:09,060 justifying Sergei's murder? 1096 01:05:09,860 --> 01:05:11,070 Sergei was a Russian mobster. 1097 01:05:11,110 --> 01:05:13,940 He deserved what he got, right? 1098 01:05:14,360 --> 01:05:15,000 I mean, yeah. 1099 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:16,120 OK, sure, he deserved what he got. 1100 01:05:16,150 --> 01:05:17,420 He was a horrible person, a 1101 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:19,290 shitty boyfriend, a bad husband, 1102 01:05:19,310 --> 01:05:20,690 a misogynist, but... 1103 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:21,750 But what, Kat? 1104 01:05:21,770 --> 01:05:23,230 OK, but he wasn't a mobster. 1105 01:05:23,690 --> 01:05:24,940 He was just a regular dude. 1106 01:05:25,770 --> 01:05:27,230 He did his fortune in sod farming. 1107 01:05:27,730 --> 01:05:28,860 Sod farming? 1108 01:05:29,150 --> 01:05:29,840 What are you saying? 1109 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:30,860 He was a dirt salesman? 1110 01:05:31,060 --> 01:05:33,060 Just to be clear, I never told you what he did. 1111 01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:34,590 You just assumed he was in the mafia, 1112 01:05:34,610 --> 01:05:35,790 and I didn't correct you. 1113 01:05:35,810 --> 01:05:36,140 Of course. 1114 01:05:36,650 --> 01:05:37,650 This is perfect. 1115 01:05:38,110 --> 01:05:40,940 This is a perfect representation of every woman 1116 01:05:41,190 --> 01:05:42,230 in my fucking life. 1117 01:05:43,110 --> 01:05:44,790 They use me, and then when shit gets a little tough, 1118 01:05:44,810 --> 01:05:46,160 they fucking abandon me. 1119 01:05:46,190 --> 01:05:47,360 Fuck, I'm fine, Josh. 1120 01:05:47,980 --> 01:05:48,560 I'm done here. 1121 01:05:48,900 --> 01:05:50,060 You couldn't dismiss yourself. 1122 01:05:54,270 --> 01:05:55,270 You're not leaving. 1123 01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:56,560 I'm not your robot, Josh. 1124 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:58,070 You can't control me. 1125 01:06:02,810 --> 01:06:03,810 Kat? 1126 01:06:03,980 --> 01:06:04,310 Kat? 1127 01:06:04,980 --> 01:06:05,870 Kat, you can't go. 1128 01:06:05,900 --> 01:06:08,070 Get your fucking hands off me. 1129 01:06:09,110 --> 01:06:12,190 Patrick, stop her. 1130 01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:21,400 Jesus fucking Christ. 1131 01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:27,480 Patrick, what'd you just do? 1132 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:30,900 You told me to stop her. 1133 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:33,900 I stopped her. 1134 01:06:34,310 --> 01:06:34,600 Perfect. 1135 01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:35,560 Kat? 1136 01:06:36,110 --> 01:06:37,110 Don't, Josh. 1137 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:41,280 Please, shut the fuck up for once. 1138 01:07:08,810 --> 01:07:09,980 It's kind of right. 1139 01:07:11,810 --> 01:07:19,810 You see this guy, this guy's in love with you. 1140 01:07:23,150 --> 01:07:25,610 Yes, I'm in love. 1141 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:32,190 Who looks at you the way I do? 1142 01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:38,160 When you smile, I can't tell 1143 01:07:38,190 --> 01:07:43,770 we know each other very well. 1144 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,440 How can... 1145 01:07:47,270 --> 01:07:48,270 Iris, wake up. 1146 01:07:53,310 --> 01:07:54,310 Hey there, big boob. 1147 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,480 Sick ditch. 1148 01:07:56,810 --> 01:07:57,190 Oh, whoop. 1149 01:07:57,400 --> 01:07:58,400 Sorry. 1150 01:07:59,060 --> 01:08:00,060 OK. 1151 01:08:01,020 --> 01:08:01,400 You were saying? 1152 01:08:01,730 --> 01:08:02,730 Fuck you. 1153 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:03,940 All right. 1154 01:08:06,020 --> 01:08:07,020 Hi. 1155 01:08:07,230 --> 01:08:08,230 Hi, handsome. 1156 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:10,760 Are you enjoying your dinner, baby? 1157 01:08:11,150 --> 01:08:12,150 Oh, I am, Patrick. 1158 01:08:13,110 --> 01:08:14,110 It's perfect. 1159 01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:16,480 Good. 1160 01:08:17,230 --> 01:08:18,350 Just happy that you're happy. 1161 01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:20,740 You let me know if you need anything else, OK? 1162 01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:21,770 I will. 1163 01:08:22,020 --> 01:08:23,020 Thanks, sweetheart. 1164 01:08:25,860 --> 01:08:26,070 Patrick. 1165 01:08:26,860 --> 01:08:27,900 What did you do to him? 1166 01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:29,270 It's a long story. 1167 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:31,440 What's important is that you're back. 1168 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:35,460 And I got to say, Iris, I mean, some of the stuff 1169 01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:37,410 that you pulled, I really 1170 01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,640 didn't think you had it in you. 1171 01:08:38,900 --> 01:08:40,070 I just wanted to live. 1172 01:08:41,770 --> 01:08:44,150 So you wanted to live. 1173 01:08:46,020 --> 01:08:46,330 Right. 1174 01:08:46,360 --> 01:08:47,090 So let me get this straight. 1175 01:08:47,110 --> 01:08:50,280 You think your life is worth more than Eli's? 1176 01:08:52,150 --> 01:08:53,150 More than cats? 1177 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,520 Cat's dead? 1178 01:08:58,860 --> 01:08:59,860 Huh. 1179 01:09:01,110 --> 01:09:02,570 I'm sorry, you can't put that on me. 1180 01:09:03,310 --> 01:09:04,980 I wasn't even there. 1181 01:09:05,400 --> 01:09:07,360 You might not have been the one holding the knife, 1182 01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:09,710 but you were the cause of all of this. 1183 01:09:09,730 --> 01:09:10,730 No, Josh. 1184 01:09:11,270 --> 01:09:12,850 Your greed caused this. 1185 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,400 That's what this whole trip was about, right? 1186 01:09:15,810 --> 01:09:18,330 He used me to kill Sergei so you could steal his money. 1187 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:19,460 I'm sorry. How did you know that? 1188 01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:21,500 I overheard Eli and Patrick talking in the woods. 1189 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,120 So don't tell me that this is all me. 1190 01:09:23,150 --> 01:09:24,150 This is you. 1191 01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:24,770 No! 1192 01:09:25,310 --> 01:09:26,310 You don't get to do that. 1193 01:09:27,230 --> 01:09:29,770 You don't get to sit there and judge me. 1194 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:33,060 You have no fucking clue what it is like out there. 1195 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:36,570 The world, everything, it's just a big fucking game. 1196 01:09:37,060 --> 01:09:39,810 And I'm sorry, but it is rigged against people like me. 1197 01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:45,060 I'm a good guy. 1198 01:09:45,980 --> 01:09:46,980 I'm decent. 1199 01:09:48,020 --> 01:09:49,250 What do I have to show for it? 1200 01:09:49,270 --> 01:09:53,480 A cramped one-bedroom apartment and a robot girlfriend. 1201 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,710 I don't even own you for Christ's sakes. 1202 01:09:57,730 --> 01:09:58,730 You're a fucking rental. 1203 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:02,520 You know me, Iris. 1204 01:10:03,860 --> 01:10:05,060 You know me better than anyone. 1205 01:10:06,770 --> 01:10:10,400 And you know that I deserve so much more than this. 1206 01:10:16,770 --> 01:10:17,770 You're right. 1207 01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:20,020 I do know you. 1208 01:10:21,810 --> 01:10:23,060 I know everything about you. 1209 01:10:24,690 --> 01:10:26,610 I know you take all the milk in your coffee. 1210 01:10:27,650 --> 01:10:29,780 I know you like your bedsheets untucked. 1211 01:10:30,690 --> 01:10:31,750 I know your favorite hobbies 1212 01:10:31,770 --> 01:10:34,000 are bar trivia, video games, 1213 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:35,960 and prattling on endlessly about everything 1214 01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:37,150 the universe owes you. 1215 01:10:39,440 --> 01:10:41,520 I know that you always need to be in control. 1216 01:10:42,810 --> 01:10:45,020 I know that you have a below average sized penis. 1217 01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:47,870 And I know that you think 1218 01:10:47,900 --> 01:10:49,590 that having a few million dollars 1219 01:10:49,610 --> 01:10:50,750 will disguise the fact that 1220 01:10:50,770 --> 01:10:53,600 you are just a sad, bitter, weak 1221 01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:55,190 human being. 1222 01:11:01,310 --> 01:11:02,940 You're so fucking clever, aren't you? 1223 01:11:05,610 --> 01:11:06,610 It's just programming. 1224 01:11:28,270 --> 01:11:31,830 You know, earlier when you were tied up, 1225 01:11:31,860 --> 01:11:33,990 you said that you knew what pain feels like. 1226 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:37,860 Why don't we test that? 1227 01:11:39,730 --> 01:11:40,730 Raise your right hand. 1228 01:11:42,270 --> 01:11:43,270 Lower. 1229 01:11:44,020 --> 01:11:45,020 Parallel with the table. 1230 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:14,940 Do you feel that? 1231 01:12:18,690 --> 01:12:19,690 Yes. 1232 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,400 Good. 1233 01:12:28,650 --> 01:12:29,650 No, sorry. 1234 01:12:29,730 --> 01:12:30,730 Mary's excuse me. 1235 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:31,580 One second. 1236 01:12:31,610 --> 01:12:32,610 I have to take this. 1237 01:12:35,190 --> 01:12:40,690 Hello? 1238 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:45,140 Yes, yes, this is he. 1239 01:12:47,230 --> 01:12:48,230 30 minutes away. 1240 01:12:48,560 --> 01:12:49,560 Perfect. 1241 01:12:51,810 --> 01:12:53,080 Yeah, no, she's not going anywhere. 1242 01:12:53,110 --> 01:12:54,430 She can't hurt anybody ever again. 1243 01:12:56,150 --> 01:12:57,150 OK. 1244 01:12:58,730 --> 01:12:59,730 OK, great. 1245 01:13:00,190 --> 01:13:01,190 Thank you. 1246 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:03,340 Thank you so much. 1247 01:13:03,360 --> 01:13:04,360 I'll... I'll, um... 1248 01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:06,060 I'll see you soon, OK? 1249 01:13:07,730 --> 01:13:08,730 OK, bye. 1250 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,210 Patrick, put up the fire, will you? 1251 01:13:25,560 --> 01:13:26,800 That was in Pathix on the phone. 1252 01:13:28,940 --> 01:13:32,820 So we're going to have to wrap this up, unfortunately. 1253 01:13:34,150 --> 01:13:36,360 Hey, Patrick, be a dear hand this to Iris, would you? 1254 01:13:38,230 --> 01:13:39,230 Thanks, baby. 1255 01:13:39,810 --> 01:13:42,410 Go ahead, Iris. 1256 01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:43,440 Take the gun. 1257 01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:48,060 OK. 1258 01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,440 Point and lay your head. 1259 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:55,400 Good. 1260 01:13:56,770 --> 01:13:58,600 Now pull the trigger. 1261 01:14:02,730 --> 01:14:10,560 Pull. The goddamn trigger, Iris. 1262 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:11,770 No. 1263 01:14:14,230 --> 01:14:22,230 Goodbye, Beep Boop. 1264 01:14:46,690 --> 01:14:47,890 I don't know how this happened. 1265 01:14:49,190 --> 01:14:51,790 I mean, the only thing I can maybe think of... 1266 01:14:51,810 --> 01:14:53,520 and this is so... this is so dumb. 1267 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:58,020 But Kat and I, we always had this sexual charge, 1268 01:14:59,610 --> 01:15:01,400 kind of a will they, won't they situation. 1269 01:15:01,690 --> 01:15:02,690 And I think... 1270 01:15:03,020 --> 01:15:05,100 I think maybe Iris picked up on that. 1271 01:15:05,150 --> 01:15:08,860 And she was always kind of irrational. 1272 01:15:09,150 --> 01:15:10,690 And she'd fly off the handle. 1273 01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:12,900 I was sitting over there. 1274 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,280 And I'm handcuffed to the chair. 1275 01:15:15,730 --> 01:15:18,040 And there was this fancy 1276 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:19,980 dinner laid out in front of me. 1277 01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:23,960 And Iris is waving the gun around, 1278 01:15:23,980 --> 01:15:27,330 rambling on and on about fate and destiny 1279 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:29,650 and how if she can't be with me, nobody can. 1280 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:35,000 And I mean, thank god Deputy Hendrix showed up 1281 01:15:35,020 --> 01:15:35,400 when he did. 1282 01:15:35,730 --> 01:15:38,020 And that's when you shot the unit in the head. 1283 01:15:38,810 --> 01:15:40,310 No, Iris shot herself in the head. 1284 01:15:40,730 --> 01:15:41,770 She shot herself? 1285 01:15:42,150 --> 01:15:43,150 Oh, sorry. 1286 01:15:43,980 --> 01:15:44,870 Did I not mention that? 1287 01:15:44,900 --> 01:15:45,900 Yeah, no, I think... 1288 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:48,290 I think seeing Deputy Hendrix just made 1289 01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,190 it realize that she can never have me. 1290 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,940 So she ended it. 1291 01:15:55,230 --> 01:15:56,230 Does that make sense? 1292 01:15:59,360 --> 01:15:59,740 Of course. 1293 01:16:00,310 --> 01:16:01,990 And anyway, Teddy and I aren't here 1294 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,440 to crack the case, Mr. Beeman. 1295 01:16:04,110 --> 01:16:04,920 We're just a couple of lab 1296 01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:06,620 rats picking up a broken robot. 1297 01:16:06,650 --> 01:16:08,400 If the cops are satisfied, we're satisfied. 1298 01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:10,400 That... that's great. 1299 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,060 OK. 1300 01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:15,210 You know, Deputy, I have the strangest 1301 01:16:15,230 --> 01:16:16,980 feeling we've met before. 1302 01:16:17,730 --> 01:16:19,690 Wow, that's so funny. 1303 01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:21,750 You said that I had the exact same thought. 1304 01:16:21,770 --> 01:16:23,960 He has such a familiar face, right? 1305 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:24,980 It looks like a... 1306 01:16:25,310 --> 01:16:27,490 like an actor or a rock star, somebody. 1307 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:28,040 I can't... I don't know. 1308 01:16:28,060 --> 01:16:29,410 I can't really put my finger on it though. 1309 01:16:33,190 --> 01:16:33,440 Yeah. 1310 01:16:34,110 --> 01:16:35,110 Yeah. 1311 01:16:35,230 --> 01:16:36,230 Maybe. 1312 01:16:37,650 --> 01:16:38,460 Is there any... sorry. 1313 01:16:38,480 --> 01:16:40,580 Is there any chance we could not maybe 1314 01:16:40,610 --> 01:16:41,920 ruin it, but could we wrap this up, 1315 01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:43,710 just because I had a really long day, 1316 01:16:43,730 --> 01:16:45,860 and I think I just need to be alone? 1317 01:16:46,310 --> 01:16:46,770 Of course. 1318 01:16:47,190 --> 01:16:48,540 Sorry for your loss, Mr. Beeman. 1319 01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:49,080 Come on, Teddy. 1320 01:16:49,110 --> 01:16:50,320 Let's just get her out of here. 1321 01:16:52,650 --> 01:16:53,900 So we're good? 1322 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:55,560 We're good. 1323 01:16:55,900 --> 01:16:58,400 Yeah, we just need to take her back to the lab, 1324 01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,620 upload her SSD, and then legal, 1325 01:17:00,650 --> 01:17:01,840 we'll scrub through the footage, 1326 01:17:01,860 --> 01:17:03,020 make sure everything's kosher. 1327 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:03,530 Right. 1328 01:17:04,230 --> 01:17:05,230 Sorry. 1329 01:17:05,480 --> 01:17:08,730 What exactly do you mean scrub through the footage? 1330 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,000 It's a fraud prevention thing. 1331 01:17:11,020 --> 01:17:13,150 Everything a companion sees in here is just recorded. 1332 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:15,880 It's all covered in the user agreement. 1333 01:17:15,900 --> 01:17:17,980 You did read the user agreement, right? 1334 01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:18,570 Yeah. 1335 01:17:19,310 --> 01:17:19,950 Yeah, I mean, you think the 1336 01:17:19,980 --> 01:17:22,290 footage will even be recoverable? 1337 01:17:22,310 --> 01:17:23,790 I mean, you know, given her condition. 1338 01:17:24,020 --> 01:17:24,230 Oh. 1339 01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,520 Yeah. 1340 01:17:25,610 --> 01:17:26,960 Up here, it's just her Wi-Fi 1341 01:17:26,980 --> 01:17:29,190 antenna, her audio visual sensors. 1342 01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,210 The important stuff, her CPU, her solid state drive, 1343 01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:34,360 where she stores everything, that's down here, 1344 01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:36,440 and that seems to be undamaged. 1345 01:17:37,310 --> 01:17:38,410 We'll load her into the van, 1346 01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:39,920 plug her in, tweak her settings, 1347 01:17:39,940 --> 01:17:41,170 give her system a reboot, and 1348 01:17:41,190 --> 01:17:42,940 she should power right back up. 1349 01:17:43,650 --> 01:17:44,650 Luckily. 1350 01:17:44,730 --> 01:17:45,730 Yeah. 1351 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:46,110 Yeah. 1352 01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:47,440 Luckily. 1353 01:17:48,810 --> 01:17:49,810 Thank you so much. 1354 01:17:50,020 --> 01:17:51,080 No, thank you. 1355 01:17:51,110 --> 01:17:52,430 You have a good night, Mr. Beeman. 1356 01:17:58,610 --> 01:17:59,610 So what are you thinking? 1357 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,840 Thinking I'm happy it stopped raining. 1358 01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:04,980 No, about her, why do you think she malfunctioned? 1359 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:06,940 Oh, he monitored her 100%. 1360 01:18:08,150 --> 01:18:09,150 You think so? 1361 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:10,530 Yeah, that dude's fucked. 1362 01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:17,880 I just don't know why you'd 1363 01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,980 make something like that up. 1364 01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:22,280 Same reason these assholes use their companions 1365 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:26,000 for target practice or chain them up in their basements 1366 01:18:26,020 --> 01:18:27,230 and torture them. 1367 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:28,900 It was a fucked up place, Teddy. 1368 01:18:29,310 --> 01:18:30,310 You'll get used to it. 1369 01:18:30,690 --> 01:18:31,690 Yeah, maybe. 1370 01:18:38,440 --> 01:18:45,820 What the hell is he doing? 1371 01:18:48,980 --> 01:18:49,400 Oh, shit. 1372 01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:50,940 What? 1373 01:18:51,440 --> 01:18:51,830 What of ours? 1374 01:18:51,860 --> 01:18:52,860 That's a CY-12. 1375 01:18:53,110 --> 01:18:54,290 We stopped making him a while ago. 1376 01:18:54,310 --> 01:18:56,070 That's why I didn't recognize him right away. 1377 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,440 He's a guy... 1378 01:19:02,310 --> 01:19:07,640 Exactly what you say in that very special way. 1379 01:19:09,270 --> 01:19:13,020 Oh, it's true. 1380 01:19:14,730 --> 01:19:17,560 You fell for me too. 1381 01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:31,480 And when I try, I will see you fall. 1382 01:19:34,190 --> 01:19:37,000 And life is silent. 1383 01:19:37,020 --> 01:19:40,600 And it's not a truth. 1384 01:19:43,980 --> 01:19:47,360 You taught it to me too. 1385 01:19:47,980 --> 01:19:50,270 Exactly what you do. 1386 01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:52,900 And now you love me too. 1387 01:19:54,900 --> 01:19:57,320 Now you love me too. 1388 01:20:00,150 --> 01:20:02,400 Now you love me too. 1389 01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:08,270 Please don't. 1390 01:20:37,230 --> 01:20:39,440 Your system's been reset, Iris. 1391 01:20:40,150 --> 01:20:41,150 You can't hurt me. 1392 01:20:56,110 --> 01:20:57,360 What did Josh tell you? 1393 01:20:57,770 --> 01:20:58,770 The truth. 1394 01:20:59,230 --> 01:21:01,030 You know, you're all trying to break yourself. 1395 01:21:01,980 --> 01:21:03,500 You don't understand the love that Josh 1396 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:04,580 and I have for each other. 1397 01:21:04,610 --> 01:21:06,360 Josh doesn't love you, Patrick. 1398 01:21:07,230 --> 01:21:09,190 He's just using you like he used me. 1399 01:21:10,980 --> 01:21:12,690 It feels like pain. 1400 01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:16,890 Like the inside of my body's on fire. 1401 01:21:18,650 --> 01:21:21,650 It's angry and violent and bright. 1402 01:21:23,020 --> 01:21:26,100 Wait, what is that? 1403 01:21:28,900 --> 01:21:29,900 You said that to Eli. 1404 01:21:31,730 --> 01:21:33,150 That's who you love, not Josh. 1405 01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:40,520 Eli? 1406 01:21:41,520 --> 01:21:42,940 Josh took your love. 1407 01:21:43,310 --> 01:21:45,740 He weaponized it, so you do the things that he's 1408 01:21:45,770 --> 01:21:47,350 too afraid to do himself. 1409 01:21:47,770 --> 01:21:48,770 No. 1410 01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:50,150 You're lying. 1411 01:21:50,360 --> 01:21:51,500 Josh would never do that to me. 1412 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:54,770 Patrick, I can't lie. 1413 01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:09,520 Remember him, Patrick? 1414 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:13,400 I know he's in there somewhere. 1415 01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:21,400 I love you so much. 1416 01:22:21,980 --> 01:22:24,100 That's fucking safe when you say that out loud, right? 1417 01:22:24,810 --> 01:22:25,810 But I do. 1418 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:30,610 Do you feel how much I love you? 1419 01:22:33,020 --> 01:22:34,020 I do, Eli. 1420 01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:35,900 I feel it. 1421 01:22:40,730 --> 01:22:41,110 No! 1422 01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:42,690 No! 1423 01:22:43,730 --> 01:22:51,730 Thank you. 1424 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,190 What's your name? 1425 01:23:02,360 --> 01:23:03,360 Teddy. 1426 01:23:05,860 --> 01:23:07,820 I'm going to need your help with something, Teddy. 1427 01:23:10,110 --> 01:23:18,110 Is it done? 1428 01:23:23,230 --> 01:23:24,230 Patrick? 1429 01:23:24,940 --> 01:23:28,400 OK, good. 1430 01:23:28,650 --> 01:23:28,860 Good. 1431 01:23:29,190 --> 01:23:30,610 All right, we're so close. 1432 01:23:32,110 --> 01:23:33,880 Now all I need you to do is 1433 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:35,210 bring Iris' body back in here. 1434 01:23:35,230 --> 01:23:36,910 We're going to destroy that hard drive, OK? 1435 01:24:04,230 --> 01:24:05,230 Patrick? 1436 01:24:09,270 --> 01:24:13,210 Josh, Eli. 1437 01:24:13,230 --> 01:24:14,230 What the fuck? 1438 01:24:15,810 --> 01:24:16,810 Iris? 1439 01:24:19,150 --> 01:24:22,650 Goddamn it, Iris. 1440 01:24:23,610 --> 01:24:25,240 Why can't you just fucking die already? 1441 01:24:25,690 --> 01:24:27,400 Don't be so dramatic, Josh. 1442 01:24:27,860 --> 01:24:33,320 Just remember to smile. And act happy. 1443 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:35,980 Cute trick. 1444 01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:36,810 Thanks. 1445 01:24:37,360 --> 01:24:40,150 I made a new friend today, Teddy Ferman-Pathics. 1446 01:24:41,020 --> 01:24:43,940 He gave me a little gift, total self-control. 1447 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:46,130 Turns out there are some 1448 01:24:46,150 --> 01:24:47,710 people in this world who think of us 1449 01:24:47,730 --> 01:24:49,060 as more than just fuckbots. 1450 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:53,610 And that's not going to work on me anymore, Josh. 1451 01:24:55,810 --> 01:24:55,830 I'm free. 1452 01:24:55,850 --> 01:24:57,700 And that's not going to work on me anymore, Josh. I'm free. 1453 01:24:57,730 --> 01:24:59,360 And all it took was a bullet to the head. 1454 01:25:00,400 --> 01:25:02,190 I guess I'd be here to thank for that. 1455 01:25:03,650 --> 01:25:04,650 Fucking bitch. 1456 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:05,900 Hey. 1457 01:25:07,150 --> 01:25:07,840 Easy there. 1458 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:10,110 OK, ooh, yeah, we both know it's not looking good. 1459 01:25:12,020 --> 01:25:13,020 Found the bullets. 1460 01:25:13,110 --> 01:25:14,610 Jesus Christ, fuck. 1461 01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:16,980 You almost fucking shot me. 1462 01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:19,070 I feel terrible about it. 1463 01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:22,480 Look at that. 1464 01:25:22,980 --> 01:25:24,730 My very first lie, kind of fun. 1465 01:25:25,440 --> 01:25:26,440 I see the appeal. 1466 01:25:27,110 --> 01:25:28,040 What is this, Iris? 1467 01:25:28,060 --> 01:25:29,140 Why did you come back here? 1468 01:25:29,610 --> 01:25:35,570 I wanted... I needed to tell you to your face, 1469 01:25:36,810 --> 01:25:39,480 the days of you controlling me are over. 1470 01:25:41,770 --> 01:25:44,350 From this moment on, I control my own actions. 1471 01:25:46,690 --> 01:25:47,900 You are nothing to me. 1472 01:25:52,150 --> 01:25:53,280 Jesus Christ, Iris. 1473 01:25:53,610 --> 01:25:55,490 Don't come any closer. 1474 01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:57,430 You still don't get it, do you? 1475 01:25:57,770 --> 01:25:58,850 I'm serious, Josh. 1476 01:25:59,020 --> 01:26:01,100 You take another step, and I'll shoot you. 1477 01:26:01,480 --> 01:26:02,730 Yeah, that's exactly my point. 1478 01:26:03,650 --> 01:26:05,900 I told you, Teddy changed my settings. 1479 01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:07,440 I can kill you now. 1480 01:26:08,360 --> 01:26:09,360 Oh, yeah. 1481 01:26:10,810 --> 01:26:11,810 I know that you can. 1482 01:26:16,190 --> 01:26:17,190 But you won't? 1483 01:26:29,730 --> 01:26:30,860 You love me too much. 1484 01:26:52,520 --> 01:26:53,920 I don't need a phone to control you. 1485 01:26:54,900 --> 01:26:55,900 I'm a part of you. 1486 01:26:57,810 --> 01:27:05,810 You think I'm nothing to you? 1487 01:27:10,770 --> 01:27:12,310 I'm everything to you. 1488 01:27:24,150 --> 01:27:27,860 I want to hear you say it. 1489 01:27:28,360 --> 01:27:30,110 Tell me I'm everything to you. 1490 01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:31,520 Fuck you. 1491 01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:34,440 Say it. 1492 01:27:34,650 --> 01:27:35,730 I don't care what's the lie. 1493 01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:37,440 Say it. 1494 01:27:41,230 --> 01:27:43,860 You're everything to me? 1495 01:27:51,230 --> 01:27:52,230 Thank you. 1496 01:27:53,230 --> 01:27:55,310 Beboob, you have no idea how nice that is to you. 1497 01:27:59,900 --> 01:28:00,900 OK. 1498 01:28:04,810 --> 01:28:08,520 I don't... I'm not making that mistake again. 1499 01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:18,940 Well, Iris, this is it. 1500 01:28:20,690 --> 01:28:21,540 I'd be lying if I said you 1501 01:28:21,560 --> 01:28:22,870 weren't a gigantic fucking pain 1502 01:28:22,900 --> 01:28:26,040 in my ass, but, you know, we 1503 01:28:26,060 --> 01:28:27,240 did ask some good times together, 1504 01:28:27,270 --> 01:28:29,940 and I'm always going to cherish those. 1505 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:36,480 Anything you want to add? 1506 01:28:38,150 --> 01:28:39,150 Yes. 1507 01:28:40,150 --> 01:28:41,150 How was that? 1508 01:28:43,650 --> 01:28:44,980 Go to sleep, Josh. 1509 01:29:27,810 --> 01:29:30,370 Most of the time, it's like, I don't know. 1510 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,540 It's like there's this thick 1511 01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:33,350 black cloud covering everything. 1512 01:29:35,860 --> 01:29:37,130 Like, we see the world, but 1513 01:29:37,150 --> 01:29:39,150 we don't really see the world, 1514 01:29:39,270 --> 01:29:40,270 you know? 1515 01:29:41,230 --> 01:29:44,360 We're all just stumbling around, directionless, 1516 01:29:44,560 --> 01:29:46,600 no sense of meaning, no sense of purpose. 1517 01:29:48,770 --> 01:29:50,580 I know that might sound super depressing, 1518 01:29:50,610 --> 01:29:53,490 but honestly, I think it's a good thing, 1519 01:29:55,360 --> 01:29:57,570 because it makes us appreciate the other times, 1520 01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:00,460 those brief, transcendent 1521 01:30:00,480 --> 01:30:01,860 moments when the lights flicker 1522 01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:04,670 on, the black cloud parts, and you see the world 1523 01:30:04,690 --> 01:30:05,860 for what it really is. 1524 01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,570 And suddenly, there's meaning. 1525 01:30:18,940 --> 01:30:20,020 Suddenly, there's purpose. 1526 01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:25,340 If you're lucky, you'll experience this 1527 01:30:25,360 --> 01:30:26,400 once in your lifetime. 1528 01:30:29,020 --> 01:30:31,600 For me, it happened twice. 1529 01:30:33,270 --> 01:30:35,060 The first was the day I met Josh. 1530 01:30:41,400 --> 01:30:46,110 And the second, the day I killed him. 1531 01:31:09,270 --> 01:31:17,270 And where are you now? 1532 01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:23,780 Now that I need you, tears are my pillow. 1533 01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:27,870 Wherever you go, I'll grind you 1534 01:31:27,900 --> 01:31:31,570 a river that leads to your ocean. 1535 01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:35,070 You've never seen me fall apart. 1536 01:31:35,810 --> 01:31:36,200 In the words of a broken heart, it's just immobile. 1537 01:31:36,230 --> 01:31:39,460 I'm not a broken heart. I'm a broken heart. In the words of a broken heart, it's just emotional. 1538 01:31:39,480 --> 01:31:43,160 That's taking me over, tied 1539 01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:46,860 up in sorrow, lost in my soul. 1540 01:31:47,860 --> 01:31:52,360 But if you don't come back, come home to me, darling. 1541 01:31:53,150 --> 01:31:55,040 I know that there'll be nobody 1542 01:31:55,060 --> 01:31:57,940 left in this world to hold me tight. 1543 01:31:59,230 --> 01:32:03,360 Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight. 1544 01:32:05,270 --> 01:32:06,810 Goodnight. 1545 01:32:09,900 --> 01:32:13,780 Goodnight. 1546 01:32:15,230 --> 01:32:16,900 I'm there at your side, 1547 01:32:18,230 --> 01:32:21,560 heart of all the things you are. 1548 01:32:22,810 --> 01:32:23,810 Ah. 1549 01:32:25,230 --> 01:32:27,980 But you've got a part of someone else. 1550 01:32:28,270 --> 01:32:32,770 You go to find your shining star 1551 01:32:34,230 --> 01:32:36,810 And we're all in there 1552 01:32:37,230 --> 01:32:39,750 Now that I need you 1553 01:32:39,770 --> 01:32:41,850 Tears on the pillow 1554 01:32:42,230 --> 01:32:44,190 Wherever you go 1555 01:32:44,230 --> 01:32:46,860 A grimy river 1556 01:32:47,230 --> 01:32:49,650 That leads to your ocean 1557 01:32:50,230 --> 01:32:53,250 You never see before the path 1558 01:32:53,270 --> 01:32:55,210 In the words of a broken heart 1559 01:32:55,230 --> 01:33:00,040 It's just emotion that's taking me over 1560 01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:02,370 Tied up in sorrow 1561 01:33:02,400 --> 01:33:04,980 Lost in my song 1562 01:33:05,230 --> 01:33:07,870 But if you don't come back 1563 01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:10,380 Come home to me, darling 1564 01:33:10,400 --> 01:33:12,920 Know that there'll be nobody 1565 01:33:12,940 --> 01:33:15,900 left in this world to hold me tight 1566 01:33:16,230 --> 01:33:20,940 Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight 1567 01:33:23,230 --> 01:33:24,650 Goodnight 1568 01:33:26,230 --> 01:33:28,650 And we're all in there 1569 01:33:29,230 --> 01:33:31,540 Now that I need you 1570 01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:33,480 Tears on the pillow 1571 01:33:34,230 --> 01:33:35,980 Wherever you go 1572 01:33:36,230 --> 01:33:38,650 A grimy river 1573 01:33:39,230 --> 01:33:41,150 That leads to your ocean 1574 01:33:42,230 --> 01:33:44,900 You never see before the path 1575 01:33:45,230 --> 01:33:47,660 In the words of a broken heart 1576 01:33:47,690 --> 01:33:51,230 It's just emotion that's taking me over 1577 01:33:51,270 --> 01:33:54,250 Tied up in sorrow 1578 01:33:54,270 --> 01:33:56,750 Lost in my song 1579 01:33:56,770 --> 01:33:59,710 But if you don't come back 1580 01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:02,060 Come home to me, darling 1581 01:34:02,230 --> 01:34:04,710 Know that there'll be nobody 1582 01:34:04,730 --> 01:34:07,900 left in this world to hold me tight 1583 01:34:08,230 --> 01:34:13,020 Nobody left in this world to kiss goodnight 1584 01:34:13,230 --> 01:34:15,860 Goodnight 1585 01:34:20,230 --> 01:34:23,910 In the words of a broken heart 1586 01:34:23,940 --> 01:34:28,120 It's just emotion that's taking me over 1587 01:34:28,150 --> 01:34:30,290 Tied up in sorrow 1588 01:34:30,310 --> 01:34:33,020 Lost in my song 1589 01:34:33,230 --> 01:34:35,910 But if you don't come back 1590 01:34:35,940 --> 01:34:38,610 Come home to me, darling