1 00:00:03,671 --> 00:00:07,675 HANK: Bro, bro, bro. Bro, wait. Hang on. 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,110 My hair looks crazy today. 3 00:00:09,177 --> 00:00:11,145 COLE: Dude, it's a podcast. 4 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,147 HANK: Yeah, and thank God 'cause you look horrible. 5 00:00:13,214 --> 00:00:14,982 -Okay, we got to start. -(Cole laughs) 6 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,119 Listen, today's a big show because I'm ready to call it. 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:21,655 Someone take Coach W to the vet and euthanize him. 8 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:24,358 He's lived a good life, but it's time. 9 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,693 COLE: Dude, you're calling it? 10 00:00:25,793 --> 00:00:26,860 HANK: He's done, 11 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:28,429 and I don't say this lightly. 12 00:00:28,529 --> 00:00:29,697 -COLE: Oh... -I mean, we are talking about 13 00:00:29,797 --> 00:00:31,865 Coach Russell Willoughby. 14 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:34,768 -This man has how many NBA titles? -COLE: Lot of NBA titles. 15 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,670 -That's true. Yeah. -HANK: Yeah. A legend. 16 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:39,140 And if my dude had just stayed retired, 17 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:40,608 that'd be the end of it. 18 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,544 But at age 106, he decides to coach college. 19 00:00:43,644 --> 00:00:45,079 COLE: He's 74, but continue. 20 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,580 HANK: I'm like, okay, interesting. 21 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,782 St. Ivan's has sucked lately. 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,452 Maybe he builds the program back into what it was. 23 00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:53,053 -Boy, was that a bad bet. -COLE: Okay, hang on. 24 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:55,456 They've lost three games. 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:57,425 It takes years to rebuild, bro. 26 00:00:57,558 --> 00:00:59,160 HANK: Dude, I'm not talking about the record. 27 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:01,162 You know what I'm talking about. 28 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,730 Clearly, basketball is, like, 29 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,198 the last thing on this man's mind right now. 30 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,733 COLE: I mean, you're acting 31 00:01:05,866 --> 00:01:07,935 like we don't know exactly who to blame. 32 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,403 HANK: Dude, I feel like if I mention her name, 33 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:11,539 she'll put a hex on my ding-dong. 34 00:01:11,605 --> 00:01:13,741 -COLE: She's not Voldemort, man. -HANK: She might be. 35 00:01:13,874 --> 00:01:15,509 COLE: We're talking about the biggest story 36 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,345 in sports right now. -HANK: Don't you say-- 37 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,213 -Don't say her name. -COLE: Peyton Ramsey. 38 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,548 -I said it. -HANK: Well, now 39 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:21,949 she's gonna hex your ding-dong. 40 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:23,351 -Mm. -Good thing you never use it. 41 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,186 (laughs) Hey, speaking of that, 42 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:28,489 today's podcast is brought to you by Shape 'n' Scape. 43 00:01:28,589 --> 00:01:30,023 Fellas, you know how bad it hurts 44 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,259 when you're using clippers down there 45 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:32,593 and you catch a bit of scro-- 46 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:34,962 (quiet chatter) 47 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:38,832 Have you listened yet? 48 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,601 Hey, beautiful. Listened to what? 49 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:42,735 Mm. 50 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,374 We can't let these guys keep talking about us like this. 51 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:47,775 You know my media policy, Pey. 52 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:50,311 Just tune it out, focus on the fundamentals. 53 00:01:50,411 --> 00:01:52,780 These guys have millions of followers, okay? 54 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,449 And, by the way, they're still quoting "inside sources," 55 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:59,152 which means that your players are still DMing them. 56 00:01:59,253 --> 00:02:04,124 Ah, but I told you that I don't know what "DMing" means. 57 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,594 -Anyway, listen. -(laughs) 58 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,828 -Pey, come on. -(groans) 59 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,263 -Deep breath. Okay? -(inhales deeply) 60 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,299 I will reiterate our media policy 61 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,733 at the next team practice. 62 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,435 -Thank you. -Mm. 63 00:02:14,502 --> 00:02:17,004 Also, I had some thoughts about some of the guys' socials, 64 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,506 but I-I don't want to overstep. 65 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,574 No, no, no, no, no. I think it's a great idea. 66 00:02:20,674 --> 00:02:23,043 I'm sure that the guys would appreciate your advice. 67 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,712 Thank you, babe. Thank you, thank you, thank you. 68 00:02:24,812 --> 00:02:26,480 Mm. Mm. 69 00:02:26,614 --> 00:02:28,816 * 70 00:02:30,017 --> 00:02:31,419 (smooching) 71 00:02:31,519 --> 00:02:32,720 (laughs) 72 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:34,488 -See you later. -See you in a bit. 73 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:47,501 What... Hey, Peyton. 74 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:48,869 You need to delete your X account. 75 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,204 I don't think I have one of those. 76 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,540 It's what they call Twitter now. 77 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,041 And your old profile still has posts 78 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,043 of 15-year-old Marcus, saying: 79 00:02:56,143 --> 00:02:58,178 "Do you think they spell it 'boobs' 80 00:02:58,279 --> 00:03:00,881 'cause the two O's look like boobs?" 81 00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,284 (chuckles) 82 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:05,286 -No. -Oh. 83 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,521 "Just found out no school 'cause it's Yom Kippur. 84 00:03:07,621 --> 00:03:11,158 Hope all you Jews out partying and getting laid." 85 00:03:11,959 --> 00:03:13,093 Yeah, what's wrong with that? 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,028 Yom Kippur is a day of atonement. 87 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,130 No offense, but why do you care? 88 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,500 Because I manage Coach W's personal brand now. 89 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,436 So, if one of his players posts something offensive, 90 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,037 then it's bad for his brand. 91 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,573 Now, if you don't want to take my advice, 92 00:03:25,673 --> 00:03:27,007 then maybe he rethinks tomorrow's starting five 93 00:03:27,107 --> 00:03:28,075 and we go from there. 94 00:03:28,175 --> 00:03:29,910 (man clears throat) 95 00:03:30,010 --> 00:03:31,144 Hey, Dave. 96 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,314 Marcus, could you give us a minute? 97 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,720 -Okay. -(Peyton sighs) 98 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:43,291 I want to be very clear. 99 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,926 You need to stop what you're doing here. 100 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,328 -What? Why? -No. Let's-- 101 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,996 Don't make a big thing out of this, okay? 102 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,265 We both know that you're taking advantage of Coach's... 103 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,701 (exhales sharply) ...affection for you 104 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,769 to adopt a role that's completely inappropriate 105 00:03:55,869 --> 00:03:57,905 to your age and your experience, 106 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:01,041 and that your presence here has become a distraction. 107 00:04:01,108 --> 00:04:03,243 You find me distracting? 108 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:04,445 Creep. 109 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,547 When I recruited Coach W to St. Ivan's, 110 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:09,683 it was the greatest moment of my career. 111 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,585 Or it should've been. 112 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,754 But you ruined it. 113 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:15,856 -You ruined him. -Why? 114 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:18,392 Because I finally got him to do something about his eyebrows? 115 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,728 You turned a legend into a sad, pathetic loser. 116 00:04:20,827 --> 00:04:23,497 Posing for selfies, doing sandwich commercials. 117 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,867 You've single-handedly destroyed a great man's legacy. 118 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,970 The best thing you could do would be to lose his number. 119 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,974 But I can't make you do that, 120 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,776 so I'm doing the one thing I can do. 121 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,611 I'm banning you from the premises. 122 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:38,879 * * 123 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,214 And what does Russell think about that? 124 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:45,419 If you really care about him, you'll go quietly. 125 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:49,222 (laughs) 126 00:04:49,323 --> 00:04:52,092 Okay, okay. 127 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:53,594 Well, until you get the balls 128 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,596 to tell Russell that you think he's a-- 129 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:57,264 sorry, what was it again, you called him?-- 130 00:04:57,365 --> 00:05:01,335 right, a "sad, pathetic loser," 131 00:05:01,435 --> 00:05:03,136 I will be seeing you around, Dave. 132 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,973 Peyton, if he sticks with you, he'll be gone before long, too. 133 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,508 So you tell me... 134 00:05:07,608 --> 00:05:11,311 if you think he'll choose you over his career. 135 00:05:11,445 --> 00:05:13,647 * 136 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,553 (chuckling) 137 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,054 Fellas. 138 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:30,364 HANK: It's not just that she's hot. 139 00:05:30,498 --> 00:05:32,099 Coach W is rich and famous. 140 00:05:32,199 --> 00:05:33,867 There's hotter girls he could pull. 141 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:35,703 And they wouldn't try to do his job for him, either. 142 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:38,506 Look, I think she's got some kind of blackmail on him. 143 00:05:38,606 --> 00:05:40,173 -I do. -COLE: I'm telling you, dude. 144 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:41,742 She's a witch. 145 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:44,445 HANK: Oh, yeah, she's definitely a witch, dude. 146 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,714 (chuckles) 147 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,384 (scraping) 148 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:52,386 Geez, you scared me. 149 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:02,530 PEYTON: Hi. 150 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,365 It's late. Why are you still awake? 151 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,067 Uh... Couldn't sleep. 152 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,937 Just watching tape. 153 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:13,674 -(sighs) -You okay? 154 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:14,908 We're good. 155 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:19,112 You do your job, and you let me do mine. 156 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,382 (chuckles) 157 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,217 -(laughing) -I'm just saying, 158 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,019 if I were with some old, rich guy, 159 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,188 I don't think I'd be able to, like, coach his team for him. 160 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,990 -She's kind of impressive. -But, babe, 161 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:32,259 his team keeps losing. 162 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,161 Ooh, I think I'm gonna pee my pants. 163 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:36,464 Oh, we're seven blocks from the dorm. 164 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:38,732 No, I can't make it that far! I'm gonna whiz! 165 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:40,868 Okay, okay, just go over there. 166 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,870 Where? In that alley? 167 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,538 No, thanks, not trying to get murdered. 168 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:47,741 Babe, do you want a UTI? I'll keep lookout. 169 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,643 Wha-- Fine, okay. 170 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,445 -(laughs) -(groans) 171 00:06:59,086 --> 00:07:00,588 (screams) 172 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:03,691 * * 173 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,996 (elevator dings) 174 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,865 -Oh. -Hey. 175 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:13,266 Elsbeth, watch where you're going. 176 00:07:13,400 --> 00:07:15,035 Sorry, Captain, I was on my phone. 177 00:07:15,102 --> 00:07:18,105 Oh. "Mayoral candidate's mysterious redhead identified." 178 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:20,107 Uh-oh, someone finally named you? 179 00:07:20,207 --> 00:07:23,276 Yeah, New York Confidential. They do celebrity gossip. 180 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:24,645 I guess that makes you a celebrity? 181 00:07:24,745 --> 00:07:26,914 Hardly. They spelled my name wrong. 182 00:07:27,014 --> 00:07:29,149 -"Elspeth" with a "P." -Yeah. 183 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,884 It's actually the more common variant. 184 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,653 Are any of them common? 185 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,088 Uh, just email them with a correction. 186 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:36,524 (chuckling): Oh, no. 187 00:07:36,624 --> 00:07:40,193 I wouldn't bother. Besides, who cares, right? 188 00:07:40,293 --> 00:07:43,430 Certainly not me. Uh, this is Detective Taylor. 189 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:44,998 Just transferred from the 15th. 190 00:07:45,132 --> 00:07:46,800 -This is closer to my kid's preschool. -Cute. 191 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:48,468 -Detective Taylor, where are we? -We've got a positive ID. 192 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,938 Dave Coppins. He's the athletic director. 193 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,907 Cause of death was blunt force trauma to the head. 194 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,643 -What's this about? -Two St. Ivan's students 195 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,678 found a body on the street 196 00:07:57,778 --> 00:08:00,047 -near campus last night. -I'm headed there now, Captain. 197 00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,649 Good, uh, the administration is gonna 198 00:08:01,749 --> 00:08:03,316 want to wrap this up quick. 199 00:08:03,450 --> 00:08:05,986 Ooh, sounds like an important case for the NYPD to get right. 200 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,788 Maybe I should tag along? 201 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:09,990 -You like college sports? -No, no. 202 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,826 But I had a roommate who was on the softball team. 203 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:16,564 I think she stole my Wham! album. 204 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:19,600 (clicks tongue, inhales sharply) 205 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,001 We've probably got it handled. 206 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,003 Bring Elsbeth along, just in case. 207 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:24,938 Oh. You're Elsbeth. 208 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,840 With a B. Like Liza. 209 00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,509 -What? -Liza with a Z? 210 00:08:29,643 --> 00:08:31,478 Sorry. 211 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,179 I played sports. 212 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:35,883 * 213 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:41,121 None of this was here in my day. 214 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,556 You went to St. Ivan's? 215 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:44,357 Class of 2012. Field hockey. 216 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:45,559 Cool. 217 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,327 We're very grateful to our donors. 218 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,197 Any working theories, Detective? I'm still in shock. 219 00:08:50,297 --> 00:08:53,300 It appears he died of severe blunt force trauma to the head. 220 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,536 Body had signs of exposure, frostbite, women's urine, 221 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:58,205 but we accounted for that last part. 222 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,373 -Frostbite? -No wallet or phone. 223 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:03,043 Maybe a random mugging. It's still early. 224 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:04,377 Ooh! 225 00:09:04,477 --> 00:09:07,347 Is that, uh, is that your school's mascot? 226 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:11,484 It is. The St. Ivan's Thing. We call him Thingy. 227 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:14,387 -What is it? -When they replaced the old mascot, 228 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,657 they let the student body vote on the new one. 229 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,959 -Huh. -(sighs) 230 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:21,929 Of course the students turned it into a joke. 231 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:24,431 Well, what was the old mascot? 232 00:09:24,531 --> 00:09:27,601 -You don't want to know. -I really do. 233 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,203 Dave liked to lift weights after work. 234 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,974 -May we take a look? -Sure thing, Detective. 235 00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:36,209 (chuckles): Ooh! Found it. 236 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:40,080 -Oh, no. That is not okay. -(scanner beeps) 237 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,382 * * 238 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,587 Dave usually worked out here late, 239 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,623 when he wouldn't be in any of the players' way. 240 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,759 Our facilities are state-of-the-art. 241 00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,593 I'll say. Ooh. 242 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:56,263 (groans) Stuff. 243 00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:00,300 -Uh, excuse me. -Oh, that's okay. 244 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:02,970 -Interesting. -Ma'am, 245 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:05,472 you can't just take people's things. 246 00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:07,775 Criminal justice. 247 00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,542 That was my major when I was here. 248 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:12,312 Oh, cool. Mine, too. 249 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,613 You're Jason Roberts. 250 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:16,717 My wife and kid love you, by the way. 251 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:18,285 We have season tickets. 252 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,053 Nice, nice. 253 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,789 Who, uh, are you? 254 00:10:21,889 --> 00:10:24,925 This is Detective Taylor with the NYPD. 255 00:10:24,992 --> 00:10:26,393 -Oh. -Dave Coppins 256 00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:28,729 was found murdered on the street last night. 257 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,330 There's going to be an announcement. 258 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:33,734 -Detective, your associate. -Murdered? (gasps) 259 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:37,070 Uh, w-wait, do-do they know who did it? 260 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,605 Why? Do you? 261 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:43,443 * 262 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:45,312 Something I need to know? 263 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:49,182 Ma'am, excuse me. 264 00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,651 Uh, we really prefer you not touch the equipment. 265 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:55,088 Right, state-of-the-art. Also, it's about to be evidence. 266 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:58,625 -Why? What do you mean? -Detective, if I could j-- 267 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:01,428 -Who's that? -TAYLOR: That's Coach Willoughby. 268 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,397 Oh. And that's his daughter? 269 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,834 -ALL: No. -ELSBETH: Oh. 270 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:08,368 Oh... 271 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,170 Uh, Detective, I found something that you might want to see. 272 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,173 -Coach W. -Who's asking? 273 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,975 Detective Nina Taylor. NYPD. 274 00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,877 We found the body of Dave Coppins murdered 275 00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,678 about a block from here last night. 276 00:11:18,779 --> 00:11:20,948 (laughs) 277 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,015 Karma. 278 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:23,516 A man is dead, Ms. Ramsey. 279 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,052 (gasps) You know my name. 280 00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,253 I follow the team. 281 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:27,687 You loom pretty large these days. 282 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:30,157 (panting): Detective. Detective. 283 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,392 Ooh, I love your nail polish. 284 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,827 Is that chartreuse? 285 00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,829 -No. -Huh. 286 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:38,165 It sucks that he got killed, but I'm not gonna act 287 00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,532 like I'm gonna miss him. 288 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,234 I heard you two had a big fight yesterday. 289 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,403 -You didn't tell me about that. -ELSBETH: Detective-- 290 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,805 -Got an alibi? -PEYTON: I do. 291 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,473 But my alibi is none of your business. 292 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,408 -Detective-- Oh! Wow. -What? 293 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,577 You scared me. Um... 294 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,612 -You need to see this. -(sighs) 295 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,883 I found the victim's school ID badge 296 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,217 in this cubby... 297 00:11:57,317 --> 00:12:00,954 right here, but if he left for the night, 298 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,756 why wouldn't he take this with him? 299 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:07,060 Unless he didn't leave for the night. 300 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:08,661 I don't follow. 301 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:12,299 Well, I remembered that you told me he had frostbite, 302 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:16,336 which is strange because, when I walked Gonzo last night, 303 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,071 it wasn't that cold. 304 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,672 It doesn't have to be that cold if you're out for a long time. 305 00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:22,109 -Can you get to the point? -Oh. Yes. 306 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:25,612 Uh, this is an ice therapy bath. 307 00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,547 Very cold. 308 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,217 And... look at this. 309 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:31,919 What am I looking at? 310 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,186 Blood. 311 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,454 I mean, not much. 312 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,257 Maybe Dave was killed in the ice bath, 313 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,292 and then, when the killer cleaned up the mess, 314 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,727 they missed a spot. 315 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,430 I mean, it's hard to see against the school colors. 316 00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,298 There are a lot of heavy objects around here 317 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,766 you could use to kill someone. 318 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,368 Exactly. 319 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:51,204 Maybe the killer dressed the body, 320 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:55,976 and then moved it across the street 321 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,311 -to make it look like a robbery. -Okay. 322 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,647 I'm calling this in so we can process it as a crime scene, 323 00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:03,250 and then I'm gonna bring Peyton in for questioning. 324 00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:04,551 Wait. 325 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,287 -Uh, the coach's young friend? -Yeah. 326 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,656 She had a fight with the victim, she's got no alibi, 327 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:12,259 and she has access to the facilities for some reason. 328 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,861 But... 329 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:17,164 how does such a tiny little woman... 330 00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,599 (grunting) 331 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:24,671 ...move that big body all by herself? 332 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,506 I'm sure we'll figure it out. 333 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,775 Hmm. 334 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,284 * * 335 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,194 All right, you want to tell me 336 00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,661 what I'm looking at here, Lieutenant? 337 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,163 Those are the results of the department's 338 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,165 internal cybersecurity stress test. 339 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,201 I wanted to give you a heads-up because... 340 00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,536 they identified several weak spots, 341 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,040 including, well, you. 342 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,209 Excuse me? 343 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:03,810 All department employees received an email 344 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,845 containing a link to an unsecured website 345 00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,248 duped to look like the NYPD's login page. 346 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,783 Yeah, I remember this email. 347 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,987 Why won't they ever just let us use an old password? 348 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:17,357 I don't know, but it was a phishing test. 349 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,359 And you handed over your credentials 350 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,994 two minutes after the email went out. 351 00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,164 Let me get this straight, you played a trick on me? 352 00:14:24,231 --> 00:14:28,101 Not a trick, a cybersecurity stress test. 353 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,137 Well, it sounds like police entrapment to me. 354 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,572 Sir, I recognize you have some anxiety around technology-- 355 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:36,243 No, I have some anxiety around whether or not my own people 356 00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,744 are looking to make a fool of me. 357 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,547 Sir, departments have lost millions of dollars 358 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,815 to ransomware hackers using these methods. 359 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,717 You put the department at risk. 360 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:46,786 Oh, no, I didn't, because there were 361 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,655 no real hackers, there was just you. 362 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:52,059 All you need to do is pass a simple, 363 00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:53,626 quick remedial retraining-- 364 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,628 Say "remedial" one more time and find out what happens. 365 00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,299 -Captain? -Is she here? 366 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,938 This isn't over. 367 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,944 Several players overheard Dave say 368 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,413 you were banned from the facilities. 369 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,215 And yet you were back this morning, 370 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:17,584 almost like you knew Dave wouldn't be a problem. 371 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,885 No, I did know that. 372 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:23,623 Because he didn't have the balls to tell Russell how he felt. 373 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,492 We're sending a team to your home with a warrant. 374 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,194 We're gonna comb through everything-- 375 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,062 your clothes, your shampoo. 376 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:32,765 If one spec of Dave's blood turns up, you're done. 377 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:35,268 WAGNER: If there's anything we should know, 378 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:37,037 you can save everyone a lot of trouble 379 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,271 if you tell us now. 380 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,740 -Or I could hire a lawyer. -Huh? 381 00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,475 Do you think I'm stupid? 382 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,978 If you're this dead set on pinning this on me, 383 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,680 then I'm not talking to either one of you guys. 384 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,216 And I want a lawyer. 385 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,624 I still don't understand how someone as petite as Peyton 386 00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,993 could've moved Dave's frozen body 387 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,461 all the way out to the street. 388 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:03,063 Did you see her manicure? 389 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,964 -Flawless. -What does that have to do with it? 390 00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,966 Well, don't you think she would have at least chipped a nail? 391 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,636 Maybe she had an accomplice or a good gel manicure. 392 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:10,937 WAGNER: Yeah, good point. 393 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,905 Have you looked into Coach Willoughby? 394 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,807 I'll check his alibi, but, eh. 395 00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:17,544 He didn't know about Peyton's fight with Dave. 396 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,012 She didn't tell him, 397 00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:20,647 and neither did any of the players who heard it. 398 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,649 -Plus... (sighs) -What? 399 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:25,185 He doesn't seem up to it. 400 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,220 I was excited when they announced the hire, 401 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,389 but it's sad seeing him like this. 402 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,857 He should've stayed retired. 403 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,692 Seems a little harsh. 404 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,261 They've only played three games. 405 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,662 It's not his record, 406 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:37,930 it's the way he's letting this woman embarrass him. 407 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,966 He looks ridiculous. 408 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:42,469 Trust me, she's the one calling the shots. 409 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,505 Are you sure you're not letting your fandom cloud your judgment? 410 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,940 Oh, come on. She's a nightmare. 411 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,210 -Exactly! -What? 412 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,544 It's not how you would behave 413 00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,313 if you needed to keep a low profile. 414 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,982 That's your defense? She's acting too guilty? 415 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:57,417 Yes! 416 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,519 -Well put. -Okay, Counselor. 417 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:00,953 If your girl didn't do it, 418 00:17:01,054 --> 00:17:02,755 why doesn't she just tell us her alibi? 419 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:04,790 Good question. I don't know. 420 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,394 Well, if you want to clear this woman, Elsbeth, 421 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,728 you need to find out what she was doing 422 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:09,862 the night of the murder. 423 00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:11,298 * 424 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,566 Come with me. 425 00:17:17,670 --> 00:17:19,071 Summerville. 426 00:17:19,172 --> 00:17:21,340 Captain. Ms. Tascioni. 427 00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:24,077 Elsbeth needs your help chasing something down. 428 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:25,545 Of-of course, sir. 429 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,012 Uh, thank you for the opportunity. 430 00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,348 I won't let you down. 431 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,849 Okay. Calm down. 432 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,219 What's a cybersecurity retraining module? 433 00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,886 SUMMERVILLE: Uh, it's... 434 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,088 It's embarrassing. 435 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,190 I failed the department phishing test. 436 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,325 You? 437 00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,393 But you're so youthful. 438 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,062 Oh, I love those phishing tests. 439 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:45,031 They're like a game, they're like Wordle. 440 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:46,499 Only easier. 441 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,000 I mean, they haven't tricked me yet, 442 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,804 but it's fun to see all the ways they try. 443 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,677 That night? I was in Coach's office. 444 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,112 We were watching some tape. 445 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,181 Great, that's exactly what he said. 446 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,549 -Mm. -Hey, between us, 447 00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:04,951 what do you make of his girlfriend? 448 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,786 Ooh, Peyton? 449 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,087 Uh... I don't know. 450 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,089 I mean, it's kind of weird, I guess. 451 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,293 She's, like, super young and he's, like, super old. 452 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:16,429 She must be a real distraction. 453 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,598 Not really. I mean, 454 00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:21,134 the media makes it seem like it's this big thing, 455 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,236 but, honestly, she's given me some good tips 456 00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,405 on monetizing my socials, yo. 457 00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,106 Hmm. That's positive. 458 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,643 Yeah, and like, I was all nervous when Coach got hired, 459 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,279 because he used to, like, be famous 460 00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,248 for throwing balls at players at practice and stuff. 461 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:37,317 Actually, he's been super chill. 462 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,851 So maybe he just needed to get laid. 463 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,288 -(chuckles) -Hey, is there, like, a reason 464 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,756 you're interviewing everybody on the court? 465 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,626 Oh, no, honestly... 466 00:18:46,726 --> 00:18:48,495 this is just a real dream for me. 467 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,398 Oh, bro, in that case... 468 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:54,467 let me put one up in your honor. 469 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,236 * 470 00:18:56,303 --> 00:18:57,770 -Ah. -Could we take a selfie? 471 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,306 For my kid? 472 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,174 Yeah, yo, got to give back. 473 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,944 -What up, kid? -(camera clicks) 474 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:07,680 ELSBETH: Ugh. I don't believe this. 475 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:08,948 What's that, ma'am? 476 00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,350 Another website just spelled it wrong. 477 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:14,153 "Mysterious redhead" E-L-S-P-E-T-H. 478 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:16,823 They're just copy-pasting the New York Confidential. 479 00:19:16,923 --> 00:19:21,594 Is my son the last fact-checker working in all of journalism? 480 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,930 Is that like a job people used to have, or...? 481 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,232 (phone chimes) 482 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,666 Oh, here we go. 483 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,167 -Is that your sports club? -My fantasy league, yeah. 484 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,570 One of my guys might actually have something. 485 00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:32,272 Okay, here, pull up this morning's episode 486 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,573 of The Steve Trey Show. 487 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,641 Okay. What's that? 488 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,175 Uh, sports radio guy. 489 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,878 Okay, he says, "Start at two hours and 13 minutes." 490 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,281 The show is longer than two hours? 491 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,749 And people like that? 492 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,317 STEVE TREY: Well, if you're joining us, 493 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:45,885 it looks like Peyton Ramsey may not 494 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,654 just be an evil succubus. 495 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,790 She may also be a murderer, allegedly. 496 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:54,126 Uh, Big Lou from Queens, you're on with Steve Trey. 497 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:56,863 Now, in your opinion, did Peyton Ramsey murder 498 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,131 the St. Ivan's athletic director? 499 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,833 BIG LOU: I'm gonna have to say no, Steve. 500 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:03,803 No? Oh, you're in the minority here, Big Lou. 501 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,105 -Make your case. -I drive a cab for a living, 502 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,207 and, last night, I swear to God 503 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,210 I took Peyton Ramsey all the way out to Long Island. 504 00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:15,615 No way she was anywhere near that murder when it went down. 505 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,983 Lou, can you verify this? 506 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,251 Nah, she paid cash. 507 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,886 But I know it was her. 508 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,590 And may I say, that is a fine set of-- 509 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,592 Okay, that's enough. 510 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,894 Wow, if only it were always that easy. 511 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,928 Hmm. 512 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:30,697 So... worth checking out, huh? 513 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:34,367 With all due respect to Big Lou, it must have been a lookalike. 514 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:36,469 -Why? -Just in from the lab. 515 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,038 They identified some smudges found on Dave's tracksuit. 516 00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:41,341 It was Elle-Meme's August Wind shade of concealer. 517 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:44,911 Guess what shade of cover-up we found at Peyton's house? 518 00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,380 September Breeze? 519 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,915 We're bringing her in. 520 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:50,850 * * 521 00:20:59,826 --> 00:21:02,562 -What happened to your lawyer? -He was an idiot. 522 00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,764 And I didn't murder anyone, 523 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:07,199 so why would I pay some overpriced lobotomite 524 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:08,501 for his crap advice? 525 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,570 Great, well, then you can explain to me 526 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,172 how your makeup was found on the sweats Dave was wearing 527 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,341 when they found his body. 528 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,242 Doesn't feel like my job. 529 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,911 Maybe he brushed up on me that day. 530 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,314 I... He was a creep. 531 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:23,350 The makeup was under his armpits, 532 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,285 like you had it on your hands when you were lifting the body. 533 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:29,656 Well, then, someone is framing me. 534 00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,459 * * 535 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:36,396 I still don't think this is enough to charge her. 536 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,566 The killer might just wear the same shade of makeup as Peyton. 537 00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:42,635 Elle-Meme makes over 150 specific shades of concealer. 538 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,537 That would be quite the coincidence. 539 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,406 -Where are we on that alibi? -ELSBETH: Well, Captain. 540 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:51,844 We are not nowhere, but we are also not somewhere. 541 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,413 So that leaves you where? 542 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:54,714 Exactly. 543 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,683 Let's hold her 24 hours. Elsbeth. 544 00:21:56,749 --> 00:21:58,918 You're running out of time. 545 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,623 Even if Coach weren't all horned up, 546 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:04,757 he'd be struggling. 547 00:22:04,891 --> 00:22:06,626 -Mm. -I mean, college is a completely 548 00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,260 different skill set from the pros. 549 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,029 -Yeah. -It's all about recruiting. 550 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,131 And with all this NIL stuff now going on. 551 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:13,265 -(groans) -Right. 552 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,967 And that is all very interesting, 553 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,904 but again, the question that I asked about 20 miles back, 554 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,473 how did you know it was Peyton in your cab 555 00:22:20,607 --> 00:22:21,608 the night of the murder? 556 00:22:21,708 --> 00:22:23,042 Did you speak with her? 557 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,778 Oh, I tried, yeah. There we go. 558 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:28,615 'Cause if she's the one really coaching the team, 559 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,817 -then, boy, do I have some advice for her. -Mm. 560 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:34,120 I mean, some of these offensive sets that they're running, 561 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,488 way too much pick and roll. 562 00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:36,789 You know, you can't expect these young kids 563 00:22:36,889 --> 00:22:38,458 to figure it out all by themselves. 564 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:39,992 -(chuckles): Totally. Yes. -Yeah. 565 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:42,161 And I really want to hear more about that, 566 00:22:42,261 --> 00:22:43,796 but when you said you tried... 567 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:47,266 She said if I didn't quit yapping, she wouldn't tip. 568 00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,768 That does sound like her. 569 00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,169 Yeah, 'cause it was her. 570 00:22:50,302 --> 00:22:52,739 Anyway, what I would have told her is 571 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:55,007 that they got to go back to the flex offense 572 00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,809 that got them the championship in '90s. 573 00:22:56,943 --> 00:22:58,778 -Absolutely. -'Cause when the '90s came around, 574 00:22:58,845 --> 00:23:00,179 -it was a beautiful game, right, you know? -If I could just... 575 00:23:00,312 --> 00:23:01,914 -Sure. There we go. -And there we go. 576 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,418 And you said that she said to drop her at this house? 577 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:07,119 That's the one. Yeah. 578 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,355 Do you need a ride back? 'Cause I can wait. 579 00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:11,323 You know what, Lou? 580 00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:12,992 I think I'll take the train. 581 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:14,961 Okay. 582 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,496 (trunk closes) 583 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,901 * * 584 00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:24,270 Lieutenant. 585 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,138 You're looking at the freshly minted graduate 586 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:28,374 of the NYPD's remedial cybersecurity 587 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:30,409 refresher training online module. 588 00:23:30,543 --> 00:23:31,878 Congratulations, Captain. 589 00:23:31,978 --> 00:23:33,913 I hope you'll take these cybersecurity issues 590 00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:35,648 more seriously going forward. 591 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,916 Mm-hmm. 592 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:41,220 Hmm. 593 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:42,755 Oh, no. No cash? 594 00:23:42,889 --> 00:23:44,223 No, no, I've got some right-- 595 00:23:44,323 --> 00:23:49,596 Well, consider this a gesture of goodwill. 596 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:53,466 No worries about the entrapment business. 597 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,101 It was an internal stress test... 598 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:57,637 Never mind. 599 00:23:59,906 --> 00:24:01,440 Thank you. 600 00:24:07,246 --> 00:24:09,248 Hang on, Peg, someone's at my door. 601 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:11,383 -Hi. -I said no-contact delivery. 602 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:12,985 You could just leave it on the doorstep. 603 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:14,453 (chuckles): Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 604 00:24:14,554 --> 00:24:18,157 Sorry. I'm Elsbeth Tascioni, with a B. 605 00:24:18,257 --> 00:24:21,193 And I am with the police, uh, sort of. 606 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,729 What does "sort of" mean? 607 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,463 This woman says she's with the police department. 608 00:24:24,597 --> 00:24:26,165 She's dressed like a Sour Patch Kid. 609 00:24:26,265 --> 00:24:28,935 I'm so sorry to bother you, but do you know this woman? 610 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:30,169 Hang on, Peg. 611 00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:32,271 No, never seen her. 612 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:35,341 Really? She didn't come and visit you the other night? 613 00:24:35,441 --> 00:24:37,409 Or someone who looks like her, maybe? 614 00:24:37,510 --> 00:24:39,712 No. Listen, I got to go. 615 00:24:39,812 --> 00:24:41,113 No, Peg, not you. 616 00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:42,615 Um, so sorry. 617 00:24:42,749 --> 00:24:44,684 Is there anyone else who lives here, maybe? 618 00:24:44,784 --> 00:24:47,453 No. Okay? Good luck. 619 00:24:47,587 --> 00:24:49,155 Have a good day. 620 00:24:49,956 --> 00:24:51,290 Thank you. 621 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,061 Rats. 622 00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:57,730 Strange. 623 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,299 (ball bouncing) 624 00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,835 * * 625 00:25:13,312 --> 00:25:15,582 I know where you were the night of the murder. 626 00:25:15,682 --> 00:25:17,083 Cool. Me, too. 627 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,686 Do you think that if I order sushi to the precinct, 628 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:20,987 they'll bring it back to me? 629 00:25:21,087 --> 00:25:23,055 I don't, but I do think 630 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:25,291 that while someone was murdering Dave Coppins, 631 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,926 you were meeting with a potential recruit, 632 00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:30,162 Oliver Ashford of John Adams Junior High School. 633 00:25:30,262 --> 00:25:32,899 Oof, that is one tall 14-year-old. 634 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,634 Is that where Oliver said I was? 635 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:36,769 He wouldn't give you up. 636 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:40,139 But, by the way, eighth grade seems very premature 637 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:41,808 for college recruiting. 638 00:25:41,908 --> 00:25:43,142 You don't think he's talking to 639 00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:44,343 every program in the country right now? 640 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:45,578 Well, if everyone is doing it, 641 00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,179 then why won't you tell the truth? 642 00:25:47,313 --> 00:25:51,250 Because when I do it, it's an international scandal. 643 00:25:51,350 --> 00:25:53,019 Thank you. 644 00:25:53,152 --> 00:25:58,024 Why do you think people react so negatively to you? 645 00:25:58,124 --> 00:25:59,859 It seems like you're just trying to help. 646 00:25:59,959 --> 00:26:02,194 People act like it's the age difference between me and Russ, 647 00:26:02,328 --> 00:26:04,330 but, really, I just think they're miserable, 648 00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,298 lonely, losers who hate to see two people 649 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,200 who are actually happy. 650 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,902 Right. 651 00:26:11,537 --> 00:26:13,606 Have you ever tried... 652 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:19,746 ...approaching people in a less conflict-forward manner? 653 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,280 And do what? 654 00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:23,616 Act quirky and naive so people find me less threatening? 655 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:25,417 I-Is that what you think I'm doing? 656 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,920 Maybe it's generational. 657 00:26:28,054 --> 00:26:30,022 But I do think it's a little sad that you feel like 658 00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,792 you have to do all of that to be taken seriously. 659 00:26:33,559 --> 00:26:36,228 Me? I'm just not gonna apologize for being direct. 660 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:39,398 And how's that working out for you? 661 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,902 You're not gonna get me to tell you where I was that night. 662 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:46,673 Besides it being illegal, it would ruin Russ's reputation. 663 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:48,374 No one would believe that he didn't know, 664 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,078 and it would-- it would be Tapegate all over again. 665 00:26:52,178 --> 00:26:54,346 Tapegate? Uh, Big Lou used that word, too. 666 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:55,514 What's Tapegate? 667 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,117 So, when Russ was coaching the NBA, 668 00:26:58,250 --> 00:27:01,587 the visiting team found a wiretap in their locker room. 669 00:27:01,688 --> 00:27:03,489 It was the assistant coach, 670 00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,924 and he swore that Russ didn't know. 671 00:27:05,024 --> 00:27:08,260 But Russ's haters just couldn't accept that. 672 00:27:08,360 --> 00:27:10,730 You know, when you win as much as Russ does, 673 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:12,098 people just want to take you down. 674 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,800 A bugging device. 675 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,735 -Interesting. -Are you sure 676 00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:17,103 I can't order the sushi? 677 00:27:17,203 --> 00:27:19,271 Uh, no need. You're, uh... you're free to go. 678 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:20,372 -What? -Yeah. 679 00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,774 You might not want to admit it, 680 00:27:21,874 --> 00:27:24,176 but I convinced them you were in Long Island, 681 00:27:24,276 --> 00:27:26,478 so they're not pressing charges... 682 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,780 right now. 683 00:27:27,914 --> 00:27:29,749 Feels like you could've opened with that. 684 00:27:29,816 --> 00:27:32,318 (singsongy): Where are you going? 685 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:35,387 Are you gonna call someone to tell them to let me out? 686 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,589 H-Hello? 687 00:27:40,526 --> 00:27:42,061 Elsbeth. What's going on? 688 00:27:42,161 --> 00:27:43,662 -What are we doing here? -Shh. 689 00:27:45,131 --> 00:27:47,466 Uh, remember? 690 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:51,270 We asked some of the players to meet us here 691 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:55,374 to, you know, sign some autographs for your son. 692 00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,276 Right. I remember. 693 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:58,911 (whispers): Really? That would be amazing. 694 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:01,580 (whispers): Oh, no, I'm improvising. 695 00:28:02,481 --> 00:28:03,816 Okay. Mm. 696 00:28:03,916 --> 00:28:07,019 What kind of autographs are we looking for? 697 00:28:07,119 --> 00:28:08,855 Well, uh, I'm not sure yet, 698 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,156 -but, um... -(snaps fingers) 699 00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,091 ...we'll know them when we see them. 700 00:28:12,191 --> 00:28:16,662 Well, will we be looking for them long, do you anticipate? 701 00:28:16,796 --> 00:28:18,564 Uh, hopefully... 702 00:28:20,967 --> 00:28:22,434 (whispers): Ha. 703 00:28:27,439 --> 00:28:28,674 Not long at all. 704 00:28:28,775 --> 00:28:30,376 (mouths) 705 00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:40,519 (sighs) 706 00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,822 You should wear the new bomber I got you, babe. 707 00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:45,124 Mm. Whatever you say. 708 00:28:45,224 --> 00:28:48,795 I'm just glad that those police have stopped harassing you. 709 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,630 Right? I mean, we've had this rezzy for, like, months. 710 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:54,000 Yeah. But I don't understand how they can keep holding you 711 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,067 without any evidence. 712 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,568 I told you. It doesn't matter. 713 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:57,703 Yeah, well. 714 00:28:57,804 --> 00:28:58,838 PEYTON: You just focus on the job 715 00:28:58,905 --> 00:29:00,606 and I'll do... 716 00:29:02,875 --> 00:29:04,210 What are you doing? 717 00:29:04,310 --> 00:29:05,411 Oh. Uh, this? 718 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:07,179 I know. It's stupid. 719 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,081 Sorry, I just... 720 00:29:09,181 --> 00:29:10,850 When we were doing that photo shoot, 721 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:13,419 I thought that you were looking at my age spots. 722 00:29:13,552 --> 00:29:16,555 So I thought I'd borrow this from you for a little while. 723 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:20,426 So you've been wearing my concealer since when, 724 00:29:20,559 --> 00:29:22,962 -since... since last week? -(groans softly) 725 00:29:23,062 --> 00:29:25,164 Yeah, I know it's... 726 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:26,565 it's vain. 727 00:29:26,698 --> 00:29:28,734 I didn't think you'd mind. 728 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,637 It's cute. 729 00:29:31,737 --> 00:29:33,405 Well, what can I tell you? 730 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:35,741 You make me do crazy things. 731 00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:38,010 * * 732 00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,018 Why would he bug his own players' locker room? 733 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,020 We're guessing he installed the wire because he wanted to know 734 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,656 which players were talking about him and Peyton to the media. 735 00:29:50,722 --> 00:29:53,392 He could've listened to the tapes late that night 736 00:29:53,525 --> 00:29:55,327 and heard Dave insulting him. 737 00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:59,531 Big Lou told me all about Coach's old rage issues. 738 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:00,666 Who's Big Lou? 739 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:02,634 -Don't ask. -Maybe he saw Dave 740 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:05,704 in that ice bath and, oh, he got so angry. 741 00:30:05,838 --> 00:30:07,006 Just one problem. 742 00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,507 Coach was watching tape all evening 743 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:09,708 with one of his players. 744 00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:10,709 Xavier Dunlap. 745 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,743 The kid confirmed it. 746 00:30:11,878 --> 00:30:13,045 Sounds like we have to go back 747 00:30:13,145 --> 00:30:14,246 and kick the tires on this alibi. 748 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:15,547 -On it. -Will do. 749 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,752 (snaps fingers) 750 00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,822 Oh, no. Did you lose something, Lieutenant? 751 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:25,925 What? No. 752 00:30:27,927 --> 00:30:29,428 Hey, Elsbeth with a "B." 753 00:30:30,762 --> 00:30:32,264 Nice hustle. 754 00:30:37,703 --> 00:30:39,171 Coach? 755 00:30:40,539 --> 00:30:41,373 Coach. 756 00:30:41,473 --> 00:30:43,009 That that police lawyer? 757 00:30:43,075 --> 00:30:44,276 (panting) 758 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:45,945 Coach. Whoa. 759 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,013 Oh, my gosh. 760 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:48,180 Let me handle her. 761 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:50,016 Whew, I'm winded. Um... 762 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,783 You two are very fast walkers. 763 00:30:51,884 --> 00:30:53,920 Yes. Well, we have places to be. 764 00:30:54,020 --> 00:30:55,054 Right. I'm sorry. 765 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:57,389 Um, I'm just, um, following up on-- 766 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,158 Oh, by the way, 767 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,860 do either of you know any good orthopedists? 768 00:31:01,928 --> 00:31:04,430 'Cause my knees are, um... Sorry. 769 00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:08,000 Uh, following up on Dave's murder. 770 00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,603 Uh, don't worry. I know both of your alibis. 771 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,772 Oh, by the way, Coach, 772 00:31:13,872 --> 00:31:16,875 I've been watching a bit of game tape myself. 773 00:31:16,943 --> 00:31:18,610 It is so exciting. 774 00:31:18,710 --> 00:31:20,913 (chuckles) Squeak, squeak, squeak. 775 00:31:21,013 --> 00:31:22,114 (imitates ball bouncing) 776 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:23,749 (inhales sharply) Foop. 777 00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:24,816 (imitates crowd roaring) 778 00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:26,385 Swish. (chuckles) 779 00:31:26,452 --> 00:31:27,753 All that stuff. 780 00:31:27,819 --> 00:31:30,422 What game were you and Xavier looking at? 781 00:31:30,522 --> 00:31:32,458 No, no. Russell watches so much tape. 782 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,892 -Like, you can't po-- -It's okay. 783 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:36,662 I was looking at a cut-up of last week's practice. 784 00:31:36,762 --> 00:31:38,864 So, if that's all you need to know, 785 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:40,466 -I got a lot to do. -Oh. 786 00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,134 Right. I'm sorry. 787 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,138 Good luck, Coach! 788 00:31:46,238 --> 00:31:48,040 (scanner beeping) 789 00:31:51,810 --> 00:31:53,679 What are you doing here, Elsbeth? 790 00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:55,514 Well, in the interest of being direct, 791 00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:56,748 I'm wondering how much you trust 792 00:31:56,815 --> 00:31:58,350 -your boyfriend's alibi. -No. 793 00:31:58,450 --> 00:32:00,152 -Mm-mm. "Husband" now. -(gasps) 794 00:32:01,053 --> 00:32:02,854 Sweet Leo. 795 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,290 What a rock. 796 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:05,624 When did this happen? 797 00:32:05,724 --> 00:32:07,293 We got the idea at dinner last night, 798 00:32:07,393 --> 00:32:08,827 and we just couldn't let it go. 799 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,529 -Oh. -What better way 800 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:11,863 to silence the haters? 801 00:32:11,998 --> 00:32:13,299 We just got back from city hall. 802 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:14,466 Congratulations. 803 00:32:14,566 --> 00:32:16,135 That's so romantic. 804 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:19,005 And it must be such a relief to have that financial security 805 00:32:19,105 --> 00:32:20,806 in case anything should... 806 00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:22,841 ...happen to him. 807 00:32:22,975 --> 00:32:24,343 I don't know what you're implying. 808 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:25,844 And as much as I would love to stand here 809 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,446 and answer all of your invasive questions, 810 00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,715 that would be violating my spousal privilege. 811 00:32:29,815 --> 00:32:31,250 Actually, spousal privilege 812 00:32:31,350 --> 00:32:33,085 only applies in court testimony. 813 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,387 But I guess you fired your lawyer. 814 00:32:35,521 --> 00:32:37,323 -(chuckles) -(door closes) 815 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:38,657 Ms. Tascioni. 816 00:32:38,724 --> 00:32:39,958 -Hi. -Hi. 817 00:32:40,059 --> 00:32:41,293 I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave. 818 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:42,261 Pardon me? 819 00:32:42,361 --> 00:32:43,729 You're harassing team personnel. 820 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:45,964 And, frankly, you're becoming a distraction. 821 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:48,000 Ooh, never a good sign when they call us that. 822 00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:49,401 So unless you have a warrant... 823 00:32:49,501 --> 00:32:50,569 Did Coach send you out here? 824 00:32:50,669 --> 00:32:52,538 Consider yourself unwelcome 825 00:32:52,671 --> 00:32:54,873 -in these facilities going forward. -Oh. 826 00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,242 Okay. 827 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:57,809 Oh. Sorry. 828 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,179 (imitates ball bouncing) 829 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:01,713 And swish. 830 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,182 Oh. Thank you, sir. 831 00:33:03,249 --> 00:33:05,384 (mouths) 832 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,388 (elevator dings) 833 00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:11,223 (phone buzzes) 834 00:33:11,323 --> 00:33:12,458 Hello? 835 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:14,493 MAN: Hi. Is this Steven Connor? 836 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,727 Yes. 837 00:33:15,861 --> 00:33:17,429 This is a courtesy call, 838 00:33:17,529 --> 00:33:19,598 as we may have detected some fraud on your account. 839 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,900 -Okay. -I'd love to just run through 840 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:25,071 a few unusual purchases with you if you have a moment. 841 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,839 Did you purchase a bachelorette sash 842 00:33:27,906 --> 00:33:30,909 and tiara set for $56.17? 843 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:32,378 What? No. 844 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,413 Okay, looks like there may have been a breach. 845 00:33:34,546 --> 00:33:37,549 Let's run through a few more purchases to make sure. 846 00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,186 A phallus-shaped pool floatie 847 00:33:40,286 --> 00:33:42,254 for $86.05. 848 00:33:42,388 --> 00:33:43,789 Phallus-shaped... 849 00:33:43,889 --> 00:33:45,824 No. Definitely not. 850 00:33:45,924 --> 00:33:47,526 I am so sorry to hear that. 851 00:33:47,626 --> 00:33:49,861 May I ask, do you have your physical card on your person? 852 00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:51,263 Well, no. 853 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,598 I can't actually find my wallet, 854 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,433 -so someone must have... -Lieutenant. 855 00:33:55,801 --> 00:33:58,270 You left it unattended on the conference room table 856 00:33:58,404 --> 00:33:59,838 after the department-wide. 857 00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:01,707 I kept meaning to return it. 858 00:34:01,773 --> 00:34:03,909 And yet it slipped your mind? 859 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:05,944 Well, you know, Lieutenant, protocol requires us 860 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,646 to report a missing badge. 861 00:34:07,746 --> 00:34:08,714 I know. 862 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,014 But I was sure it would turn up, 863 00:34:10,116 --> 00:34:11,882 and it-it's just so much paperwork. 864 00:34:11,983 --> 00:34:14,353 Oh. Yeah, it's kind of like, uh... 865 00:34:14,453 --> 00:34:17,489 uh, the remedial NYPD cybersecurity refresher training 866 00:34:17,623 --> 00:34:18,989 online module. 867 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:25,063 You didn't actually buy a phallus-shaped pool floatie 868 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:26,297 on my card, did you? 869 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,433 No. 870 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:28,934 That would be fraud. 871 00:34:29,034 --> 00:34:30,636 WAGNER: I trust you'll take these security matters 872 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:33,472 a bit more seriously going forward. 873 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,674 * * 874 00:34:51,556 --> 00:34:53,725 Dude, where you been? You're super late. 875 00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:56,828 I was at the police station. 876 00:34:56,928 --> 00:34:58,430 What? 877 00:34:58,530 --> 00:34:59,831 What's going on? 878 00:34:59,965 --> 00:35:01,300 Nothing. 879 00:35:01,367 --> 00:35:03,202 Come on, man. I'm your captain. 880 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,471 (sighs) 881 00:35:05,571 --> 00:35:07,973 Bro, the other day, 882 00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,675 Coach asked me to say 883 00:35:09,775 --> 00:35:13,312 that we were watching tape together when Dave died. 884 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,746 He asked you to lie? 885 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,014 Yeah. 886 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:18,116 He said he was doing some recruiting stuff 887 00:35:18,184 --> 00:35:19,518 and he didn't want them to know. 888 00:35:19,618 --> 00:35:21,887 But the cops, like, figured out we lied, 889 00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:24,523 and now they think it was either him or me. 890 00:35:24,656 --> 00:35:25,991 For real? 891 00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,859 Then, dude, you just got to tell them where you were. 892 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:31,197 I did. But I fell asleep in the players' lounge playing Xbox, 893 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,031 and I got nobody to vouch for that. 894 00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:34,300 I'm freaking out. 895 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:35,667 Okay. All right. When I talked to them, 896 00:35:35,767 --> 00:35:37,369 they were thinking that it was Peyton. 897 00:35:37,469 --> 00:35:39,471 Apparently she had an alibi. 898 00:35:39,571 --> 00:35:42,073 Really? Because I thought they had, like, forensic evidence 899 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,875 or something. 900 00:35:45,444 --> 00:35:46,878 Okay. All right. When I talked to them, 901 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:48,414 they were thinking that it was Peyton. 902 00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,549 XAVIER: Apparently she had an alibi. 903 00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,984 JASON: Really? Because I thought they had, like, forensic evidence 904 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,686 -or something. -Yeah. 905 00:35:54,753 --> 00:35:57,223 Apparently they found her makeup on Dave's body, 906 00:35:57,323 --> 00:36:00,426 'cause they were asking if, like, I framed her. 907 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:02,594 JASON: How would you know what kind of makeup Peyton wears? 908 00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:04,730 XAVIER: Right? Like, maybe look at the guy who lives with her. 909 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:08,334 JASON: Wow. Do you really think that Coach could've killed Dave? 910 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:10,702 XAVIER: Maybe he framed Peyton 'cause he's too afraid 911 00:36:10,769 --> 00:36:12,771 to break up with her. 912 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,247 Before we go out there, 913 00:36:21,347 --> 00:36:23,114 I want to say something. 914 00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,984 Been a hard week, hmm? 915 00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,387 We lost Dave Coppins. 916 00:36:28,487 --> 00:36:31,257 I know that tragedy is hanging over you. 917 00:36:31,357 --> 00:36:32,991 It's, um... 918 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:36,562 It's hanging over me. 919 00:36:36,662 --> 00:36:37,929 So, 920 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,131 no one would blink if you guys went out there today 921 00:36:40,232 --> 00:36:42,268 and... played like crap. 922 00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:45,337 But you know what we don't do here at St. Ivan's? 923 00:36:45,437 --> 00:36:48,974 We don't let adversity deflate us. 924 00:36:49,074 --> 00:36:53,545 'Cause we stay in the game. 925 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:55,614 So you guys want to go out there 926 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,984 and shove all those expectations in their damn faces? 927 00:36:59,117 --> 00:37:00,886 -(cheering) -Come on. 928 00:37:00,986 --> 00:37:03,088 You guys have done the work. 929 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,091 Now I want to see you all go out and play the game 930 00:37:06,191 --> 00:37:07,726 the way I know you can. 931 00:37:07,826 --> 00:37:09,528 As Dave would want you to. 932 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,729 So get out there 933 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:11,963 and win this game. 934 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:13,265 For Dave. All right? 935 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:14,333 Come on! Let's go! 936 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:16,635 (cheering) 937 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,271 (whistling) 938 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,373 (chattering) 939 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,210 (sighs) 940 00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:29,715 * 941 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,027 ELSBETH: Whoop. 942 00:37:42,127 --> 00:37:45,397 I always wondered what kind of visibility these mascots have. 943 00:37:45,531 --> 00:37:47,999 But turns out you can see pretty much everything. 944 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,568 You cannot be in here. 945 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:50,769 Yes, I know. 946 00:37:50,869 --> 00:37:54,973 However, Thingy can go wherever he... 947 00:37:55,073 --> 00:37:56,442 She? 948 00:37:56,542 --> 00:37:59,345 Thingy can go wherever Thingy wants. 949 00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:03,849 And did Thingy just witness you planting evidence? 950 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,351 Yep. 951 00:38:05,451 --> 00:38:06,752 (Peyton panting) 952 00:38:06,885 --> 00:38:08,086 Babe, where... 953 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:10,756 Oh, boy. 954 00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:13,091 (deep voice): Let's turn to the replay! 955 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:14,460 (grunting) 956 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,527 Shall we? 957 00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:18,364 Tune out the noise. 958 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:20,432 (normal voice): That was your philosophy. 959 00:38:20,532 --> 00:38:22,033 But when Peyton said 960 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,003 that your own players were talking about you to the media, 961 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,606 you had to know which ones. 962 00:38:27,706 --> 00:38:31,209 So you bugged your own locker room. 963 00:38:31,276 --> 00:38:33,745 And to think-- I defended you all through Tapegate. 964 00:38:33,879 --> 00:38:35,581 Late one night, 965 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:37,549 you, uh, listened 966 00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:40,085 to the day's recordings and... (groans) 967 00:38:40,218 --> 00:38:42,087 you heard something you didn't like. 968 00:38:42,187 --> 00:38:44,790 You heard Dave confronting Peyton. 969 00:38:44,890 --> 00:38:46,392 But, more important, 970 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:50,328 you heard all the stuff that no one would say to your face. 971 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:51,430 And, oh, 972 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,931 that pissed you off. 973 00:38:53,064 --> 00:38:56,968 (grunts) It triggered your old rage issues. 974 00:38:57,068 --> 00:38:59,170 (grunting) 975 00:38:59,270 --> 00:39:01,707 You'd been lifting weights. Getting fit for your lady. 976 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:04,610 So when you threw something at Dave that night in the ice bath, 977 00:39:04,743 --> 00:39:06,111 you didn't know your own strength. 978 00:39:06,244 --> 00:39:07,178 You killed him. 979 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,914 You have no way of knowing this. 980 00:39:08,980 --> 00:39:12,384 We know you tried to frame one of your own players just now. 981 00:39:12,484 --> 00:39:13,719 Not cool, Coach. 982 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,921 You mind if you show us your hands? 983 00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,956 Well, sure. I'm not wearing any makeup, 984 00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:19,458 but nice try. 985 00:39:19,558 --> 00:39:20,626 Oh, no. 986 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:22,227 I just need to put handcuffs on 'em. 987 00:39:22,293 --> 00:39:23,829 (sighs) 988 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:24,963 (handcuffs clicking) 989 00:39:25,063 --> 00:39:26,398 You know what they say. 990 00:39:26,465 --> 00:39:28,233 It's not the crime. 991 00:39:28,299 --> 00:39:30,402 It's the cover-up. 992 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,074 Hey. Thanks for the help. 993 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,643 All I did was ask a good friend a few questions. 994 00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,745 Well, when you're done playing ball 995 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,647 and looking for a job in criminal justice, 996 00:39:41,780 --> 00:39:43,114 give me a call. 997 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:45,417 (Elsbeth sighs) 998 00:39:45,517 --> 00:39:47,719 I guess St. Ivan's needs a new coach. 999 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,921 There's always next season. 1000 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:51,156 Well, 1001 00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:52,691 not for all of us. 1002 00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:00,832 I was wrong about you. 1003 00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:03,835 You're plenty confrontational when you need to be. 1004 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:08,674 Sorry about all this. 1005 00:40:08,774 --> 00:40:09,808 No. 1006 00:40:09,908 --> 00:40:11,142 You're not. 1007 00:40:12,343 --> 00:40:13,945 You should lean into that. 1008 00:40:14,780 --> 00:40:17,082 * * 1009 00:40:28,527 --> 00:40:30,596 (indistinct chatter) 1010 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:34,132 Officer. 1011 00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:38,737 Good work helping Elsbeth on this one. 1012 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:40,271 And, uh... 1013 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,708 thanks again for the help on that cyber course. 1014 00:40:42,808 --> 00:40:45,043 Of course, sir. It's just a fraction of the things 1015 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:46,712 -I learn from you every day. -(chuckles) 1016 00:40:46,812 --> 00:40:50,081 You'll give me a heads-up if I ever turn into that old guy 1017 00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,217 that no one wants to tell when to move on? 1018 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,885 Not if I'm in an ice bath, I won't. 1019 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:54,986 (both chuckle) 1020 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:56,087 Fair enough. 1021 00:40:56,221 --> 00:40:57,589 (chuckles) 1022 00:41:03,695 --> 00:41:04,930 (exhales) 1023 00:41:05,030 --> 00:41:06,131 WOMAN: You've reached the tip line 1024 00:41:06,231 --> 00:41:07,599 of New York Confidential. 1025 00:41:07,733 --> 00:41:09,234 -Give us the tea. -(beeps) 1026 00:41:09,334 --> 00:41:11,269 It's Els-beth. 1027 00:41:11,402 --> 00:41:14,940 E-L-S-B-E-T-H. 1028 00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:16,975 Have some integrity. 1029 00:41:18,276 --> 00:41:20,879 Taking a page from Peyton Ramsey's playbook, I see. 1030 00:41:20,979 --> 00:41:23,749 I don't know why it bothered me so much. 1031 00:41:23,882 --> 00:41:26,718 Oh, no one likes losing control of their narrative. 1032 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:29,521 And media companies aren't always kind 1033 00:41:29,621 --> 00:41:31,089 to women connected to powerful men. 1034 00:41:31,189 --> 00:41:33,592 -Even men like Alec Bloom. -Mm. 1035 00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,994 Yeah. I really like Alec. 1036 00:41:36,094 --> 00:41:40,465 I'm just not so sure I'm cut out for mayoral politics. 1037 00:41:40,599 --> 00:41:42,167 I'm not like Peyton. 1038 00:41:42,267 --> 00:41:43,802 Uh, I don't know. 1039 00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:46,137 Yeah, she made a real Cinderella run, 1040 00:41:46,271 --> 00:41:48,439 but I'm not sure we'll be hearing much 1041 00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:51,943 from Mrs. Russell Willoughby anymore. 1042 00:41:53,545 --> 00:41:57,382 My guest this week is the founder of Paramour Cosmetics, 1043 00:41:57,482 --> 00:42:03,054 which recently sold to Elle-Meme for an eye-popping nine figures. 1044 00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,657 Peyton Ramsey, welcome to the podcast. 1045 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:07,292 Thank you for having me, Ava. 1046 00:42:07,392 --> 00:42:10,929 Now, you developed your patented concealer formula 1047 00:42:10,996 --> 00:42:12,898 after the police accused you of a murder 1048 00:42:12,998 --> 00:42:16,234 that was actually committed by your ex-husband? 1049 00:42:16,334 --> 00:42:17,603 I've always loved makeup. 1050 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:19,204 But being wrongfully accused really showed me 1051 00:42:19,304 --> 00:42:20,471 that there's a gap in the market 1052 00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:21,973 for high-end smudge-free products. 1053 00:42:22,073 --> 00:42:24,810 You have such a genius for viral marketing. 1054 00:42:24,910 --> 00:42:28,413 And part of that is leveraging your own personal story. 1055 00:42:28,479 --> 00:42:30,949 So forgive me, but I have to ask. 1056 00:42:31,049 --> 00:42:34,753 The rumors about you and Senator Lindsey Graham. 1057 00:42:34,820 --> 00:42:36,755 I've read those rumors, too, Ava. 1058 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:41,226 But I choose not to dignify people's gossip with a response. 1059 00:42:42,127 --> 00:42:44,495 I try and stay focused on the business. 1060 00:42:51,837 --> 00:42:54,840 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1061 00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:57,609 and TOYOTA. 1062 00:42:57,709 --> 00:43:01,112 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org