1 00:00:02,236 --> 00:00:03,271 * MTV. * 2 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:11,179 * * 3 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:13,214 JENNIFER: Okay, here we are. 4 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:16,216 I'm gonna beat you all in the long drive contest. 5 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,219 * Woke up feelin' fancy * 6 00:00:18,319 --> 00:00:19,987 * Watch my feet go dancin' * 7 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,189 MAN: Tulsa King. 8 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:22,723 -JENNIFER: Yeah. -SYLVESTER: Hey, guys. 9 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:23,857 * Well, take a look at me now * 10 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,526 It's our last hurrah in L.A. 11 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,760 Sistine and I are taking a red-eye 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:28,596 directly to New York tonight. 13 00:00:28,696 --> 00:00:30,698 I'm so happy to be going back to the city. 14 00:00:30,798 --> 00:00:32,800 The energy, the people, the movement. 15 00:00:32,900 --> 00:00:36,170 I am damn well excited about this. 16 00:00:36,270 --> 00:00:38,406 * Yeah, yeah, I'm just doin' me. * 17 00:00:38,506 --> 00:00:41,175 -Our little tribe is leaving. -(chuckles) 18 00:00:41,275 --> 00:00:43,344 SISTINE: I know. The gang is breaking up. 19 00:00:43,444 --> 00:00:44,878 Change is good. It's a new chapter. 20 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:46,580 I'm looking forward to my freedom-- 21 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:50,218 going out, dancing, drinking, 22 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,786 working, twerking-- no, just kidding. 23 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:55,256 Lots and lots of dating. 24 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:58,058 -I haven't golfed in a long time. -JENNIFER: Oh, just stop, 25 00:00:58,159 --> 00:00:59,893 -please. -Oh, right away with the excuses. 26 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:02,330 Oh. 27 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:05,833 Topped it. 28 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:07,768 SISTINE: Scarlet. 29 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,703 What's your trick to get the balls out? 30 00:01:09,803 --> 00:01:11,172 SOPHIA: Mom! 31 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:13,507 Rip your hips. 32 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,276 Oh, yeah. 33 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:16,477 (loud clang) 34 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,379 JENNIFER: Oh, shit. 35 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,713 -Jesus. -Sorry, guys. 36 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,416 JENNIFER: They're all putting helmets on. 37 00:01:22,515 --> 00:01:24,551 I actually taught him golf in the beginning. 38 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:26,487 I said-- after he finished playing polo-- 39 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,289 "Hey, how about playing golf?" And he said, 40 00:01:28,389 --> 00:01:30,424 "No, that's not a cool sport." 41 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,793 And I said, "Let's go to the driving range 42 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:34,527 and let's see how cool you are." 43 00:01:34,628 --> 00:01:35,896 He couldn't hit a ball, 44 00:01:35,996 --> 00:01:37,898 -and from that minute on... -I was hooked. 45 00:01:37,997 --> 00:01:39,098 ...he's been playing golf 46 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,134 for the last, what? 47 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:41,402 -It's true. -35 years? 48 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:44,738 We had our honeymoon on a golf course. 49 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,774 -That's so not romantic. -I was there. 50 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:49,377 * Talk to me, baby * 51 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:53,914 * I'm goin' blind from this sweet, sweet craving, whoa-oh * 52 00:01:54,014 --> 00:01:57,518 * Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy * 53 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:00,154 * I-I-I-I-I * 54 00:02:02,356 --> 00:02:04,124 * I-I-I-I-I. * 55 00:02:11,932 --> 00:02:13,834 * * 56 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:27,381 Sophia, can you get the pink bag that's in the closet? 57 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,982 Moving to New York with Sophia 58 00:02:29,082 --> 00:02:31,485 is exactly what we needed. 59 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,954 It just feels like such a reset, such a good, fresh start. 60 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,324 I couldn't be happier. 61 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,526 SOPHIA: Sistine, it's not in here. 62 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:40,328 It is, 'cause I just saw it, babes. 63 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,230 In L.A., Sophia and I lived 64 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,633 in the same apartment building, but not in the same unit. 65 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:49,803 Living with her now has been an adjustment. 66 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:51,272 I see moon boots. 67 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:53,406 Sophia, it's th-- I literally just saw it. 68 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,376 I am telling you right now. I don't see a pink bag. 69 00:02:55,476 --> 00:02:56,744 -I see-- -SISTINE: It's on the shelf. 70 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,413 Sistine, you have ankle weights for some reason. 71 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,383 Not in the ankle weight one. It's the one next to that one. 72 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,951 Oh. 73 00:03:04,051 --> 00:03:05,753 That was a different color pink. 74 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,221 (stammers) What is this? 75 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,656 This is my other toolkit. 76 00:03:08,756 --> 00:03:10,224 If you make this worse, if we're actually gonna-- 77 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:12,226 Sophia, I almost fell off the chair 78 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:13,227 because it was so wobbly. 79 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:14,928 I think we should just quit this 80 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:16,829 and get some frozen espresso martinis. 81 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:19,500 If there are perhaps men there. 82 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,903 I'm so excited to date again. That is my favorite pastime. 83 00:03:23,871 --> 00:03:26,374 Dating in L.A. is so much harder. 84 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:28,709 The guys in New York, they're straightforward. 85 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,177 They go after you, 86 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,980 and they're not afraid to approach a girl, 87 00:03:33,079 --> 00:03:34,214 which I really appreciate. 88 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:36,284 Don't you feel like you... 89 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,886 want to get back on the horse as well? 90 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,421 Oh, hell no. 91 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:44,558 I am in my summer of no men. 92 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:46,126 I'm still writing my book. 93 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,061 I'm excited to explore 94 00:03:48,161 --> 00:03:49,763 and not be tied down to anything. 95 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:52,400 My mom and I had a little conversation about this, 96 00:03:52,500 --> 00:03:53,667 and since then, 97 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,603 everything's just been really relaxing. 98 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,838 I'll just live vicariously through Sistine. 99 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,940 She's been out of the dating scene 100 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,475 for the last four centuries. 101 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,311 She needs to get out there, 102 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,446 fail, kiss, break up, makeup... 103 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,281 I text her constantly. 104 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:09,883 I'm always asking her how she's feeling about the guys. 105 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:11,419 I'm just so excited. 106 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,053 It's like my own little reality show in my apartment. 107 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,523 When we were single, 108 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:18,158 how many dates did we realistically go in L.A.? 109 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,393 -A lot. -You did. 110 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,228 I was home every night. 111 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,830 I got to get out there. 112 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,998 I want to have romantic kisses in the rain. 113 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,967 I want to get home at 2:00 in the morning. 114 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:29,102 I want to get dressed up. 115 00:04:29,202 --> 00:04:30,771 I want to put on a push up bra. 116 00:04:30,871 --> 00:04:32,940 I want to feel sexy. I want to do it all. 117 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,207 And I didn't do that. 118 00:04:34,308 --> 00:04:36,477 And I'm freaking 25. I'm in my mid-20s. 119 00:04:36,577 --> 00:04:38,546 I lost my mojo. 120 00:04:38,646 --> 00:04:40,180 SOPHIA: Okay, so be Yes Man. 121 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,515 -Be like Jim Carrey in that one where he... -Maybe. 122 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,151 ...where he just, you know, could not say no. 123 00:04:44,251 --> 00:04:45,819 Are you gonna go on dating apps? Are you gonna go on, 124 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,287 -like, friend meetups-- -I'll go... I think, 125 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:49,590 like, I'll go on apps. That's the easiest way to do it. 126 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,791 It sounds like torture. 127 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:53,627 It only takes one to be the right guy. 128 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,295 -(chuckles softly) -Let's try it. 129 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,064 -(creaking) -Let's go. 130 00:04:57,164 --> 00:04:58,999 I'm just a genius. 131 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,535 * I know my way, baby * 132 00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:03,371 * Don't go too fast * 133 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,673 * Take it slow, take it slow... * 134 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:07,074 JENNIFER: Have you guys eaten here before? 135 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:08,609 STACEY: Yes. I love it. 136 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:13,481 I cannot believe this will be my last official lunch. 137 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:16,450 I didn't wear mascara because I didn't want to have to ugly cry. 138 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:19,653 I want to cheers to beautiful friendships 139 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:20,788 I've had with you guys. 140 00:05:20,888 --> 00:05:22,322 -Thank you, guys. -We love you. 141 00:05:22,423 --> 00:05:24,157 -We love you. -This is bittersweet. 142 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:27,395 Doesn't matter where you are, we will be there. 143 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:29,062 Thank you. 144 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:30,431 I love what you did in Palm Beach. 145 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,400 It was a house. You made it a home. 146 00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:34,868 JENNIFER: I want to make it a little more sexy 147 00:05:34,968 --> 00:05:36,704 and kind of go outside my box a little bit. 148 00:05:36,804 --> 00:05:38,238 I think that-- that, like, the sex appeal. 149 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,608 I mean, I think all women, we all get to a certain age. 150 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,376 -You're not there yet, by the way. -But? 151 00:05:42,476 --> 00:05:43,377 STACEY: We're all there. 152 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,212 I mean, all of us are over 50. 153 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:46,213 -(laughter) -JENNIFER: We're all there. 154 00:05:46,313 --> 00:05:47,848 So the one problem I have 155 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,750 with leaving L.A. is 156 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:53,421 Sly's brother Frank is here alone. 157 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:56,990 Frank, he's like a brother to me and almost like 158 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:58,558 a fourth child to me. 159 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,728 We're there for him if he gets sick, 160 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:01,962 for the holidays... 161 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,765 What's this? Aw, thank you, girls. 162 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:08,602 JENNIFER: Sly isn't as excited as I am about moving to Florida 163 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:12,573 with Frank being in L.A. by himself. 164 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,842 So I want him to have somebody in his life 165 00:06:14,942 --> 00:06:17,077 to grow older with. 166 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:19,112 He's already old, but like older with. 167 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,848 (laughs) 168 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,282 He doesn't have a girlfriend right now? 169 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,584 JENNIFER: He doesn't have a girlfriend. 170 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,886 He doesn't have a wife or even a dog. 171 00:06:25,986 --> 00:06:28,188 KATHY: Okay, well, listen to this. I recently split up. 172 00:06:28,288 --> 00:06:29,222 -What? -STACEY: Wh-what? 173 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:30,390 -Oh, I'm sorry. -I know. 174 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:31,592 No, no, no. it's good. It's good. 175 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:32,960 'Cause you're talking about Frank, 176 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:34,394 I'm thinking, I don't know, is there any... 177 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,129 do you think there's anything...? I know, I know. 178 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:37,598 -(laughing) -We're all... 179 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:40,267 We're all looking... All three of us are going.... 180 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:42,570 You would be perfect. 181 00:06:42,670 --> 00:06:44,538 I mean, you're kind of the whole package. 182 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:46,373 Do you like musicians? 183 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,609 -Yes. Uh, yes, yes, yes. -No way. 184 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:49,943 -And he's fit. -He's fit. 185 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,378 He's fit. Like Sly. 186 00:06:51,479 --> 00:06:53,380 He exercises probably five days a week. 187 00:06:53,481 --> 00:06:55,683 Why don't we do a double date? 188 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:57,918 -Oh. -JENNIFER: You, me, 189 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,954 Frank and Sly. We'll do an early dinner. 190 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,222 -Sounds like fun. -JENNIFER: No pressure. 191 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,625 I can't wait to call Frank and tell him 192 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,660 I've got the perfect gal for him. 193 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:08,862 Kathy, I've known her for years. 194 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:11,465 She is independent, hardworking. 195 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,033 There isn't anything Frank can go, 196 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:14,802 "Oh, she's not that smart. 197 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:15,903 "Oh, she doesn't have a great body. 198 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:16,904 Oh, she's not that pretty." 199 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,138 She has it all. 200 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:20,440 Frank has no idea that his whole future 201 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,776 is being determined at this lunch in Woodland Hills. 202 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:25,245 -That's the power of women. -(laughing) 203 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,413 -We get it done. -He's gonna love you. 204 00:07:31,519 --> 00:07:33,487 * * 205 00:07:35,022 --> 00:07:36,089 (knock at door) 206 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:37,491 -Hey, Jen. -Hey! 207 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,792 -Hi, honey. -Frankie, how are you? 208 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:40,661 -Hey, sweetheart. -Mwah. I think I found 209 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,895 the perfect date for Frank. 210 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,196 Now I have to convince him 211 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,566 that she is perfect for him. 212 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:48,034 You know, Frank, I know you have a lot of great friends... 213 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,870 -Yeah. -...and everything, but... 214 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,005 you know, we're leaving L.A. 215 00:07:52,105 --> 00:07:54,241 and we've always been together 216 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:58,879 and we're nervous leaving you sort of here on your own. 217 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,716 -You haven't had the best luck keeping a girlfriend... -No. 218 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,786 ...or having any type of long-term relationships. 219 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:08,021 I have a really nice girlfriend, 220 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,023 -age appropriate... -Okay. 221 00:08:10,123 --> 00:08:11,525 ...that's ready to settle down. 222 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:13,927 Someone that wants a long-term relationship. 223 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,229 I'm not really looking for anybody. 224 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,999 I mean, I'm not-- I mean, I've made it so far. 225 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,201 I think Sly and Jen were kind of thinking, 226 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,404 "One day you'll meet the right girl." It's like, "Eh." 227 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,174 Forty. "One day." 228 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,609 Fifty... 229 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,678 There's always like a plot. 230 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,078 I'm 73. 231 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,481 I think that train has left the building. 232 00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:36,984 What do you have to lose? You've tried it your way... 233 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,251 -Yeah. -...for 100 years. 234 00:08:39,352 --> 00:08:41,789 Now, why don't you just let me be in control a little bit... 235 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:43,823 -Okay. -...and let direct you 'cause I'm pretty good 236 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,125 -with relationships. -Yeah, you're good. 237 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:49,563 I worry about Frank because Sly and Frank had 238 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,231 a really difficult upbringing. 239 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,400 Their parents were married and divorced 240 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,335 dozens of times, so I just feel like 241 00:08:55,435 --> 00:08:59,239 Frank is a little bit lost when it comes to 242 00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:01,474 knowing what's really, really important in life. 243 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,476 Listen, I'm not gonna steer you wrong. 244 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:06,614 -She's not coming in a Hoveround, is she? -(laughing) 245 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,716 No, no. She's not on four wheels. 246 00:09:08,816 --> 00:09:10,283 So, do you trust me? 247 00:09:11,484 --> 00:09:12,853 Yeah, I'll trust you on it. 248 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:15,388 You know I have to like you to trust you on that, 249 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:17,057 -boy, because... -Yeah. 250 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,559 Normally I'd be like, like "Exit stage left." 251 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,494 I know. (laughs) 252 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:23,296 * * 253 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:31,639 Since moving to New York, I have made it my mission 254 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:32,940 to go out more. 255 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,475 My ideal type of guy is smart, 256 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,812 a good conversationalist, is funny, 257 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:40,681 and I go out on a date with a guy 258 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,349 every night of the week, 259 00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:43,617 which is a lot. 260 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:46,987 I have been meeting 261 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:49,189 half of the guys through dating apps 262 00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,158 and the other half has just been organically 263 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,525 walking down the street. 264 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:53,927 And I know people say 265 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,528 you shouldn't talk to strangers on the street, 266 00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:57,798 but if he's tall and cute... 267 00:09:57,898 --> 00:09:59,366 -Hello, hello. -SISTINE: Hi. 268 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:00,901 -Nicholas. Pleasure to meet you. -Sistine. 269 00:10:01,001 --> 00:10:02,269 So good to meet you. 270 00:10:02,369 --> 00:10:04,371 -I like your glasses. -Thank you very much. 271 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:07,007 Personally, if I could wear glasses, I would. 272 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,942 -Want to try them on? -Should I try them on? 273 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:11,444 -I wear nonprescription. So I'm a fraud. -Okay. 274 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:13,113 -(laughs) Oh, no. -I do, just for the look. 275 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,315 Okay. Oh, my God. You're blind. 276 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:17,685 (chuckles) They look great. 277 00:10:17,785 --> 00:10:19,152 -I can't see-- Hi, thank you. -Hi. 278 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,954 -That's all right. -Not a problem. 279 00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,222 I'll try the spicy Paloma. 280 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:24,024 -A glass of prosecco. -Sure. 281 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,293 -WAITRESS: Sure. -SISTINE: Thank you. 282 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,828 BOTH: Cheers. 283 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:29,562 Thanks for meeting me. 284 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,965 -You have to do eye contact. -Did I not? 285 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,901 No. That's seven years of bad sex. 286 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,036 What's another seven years, you know? 287 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,805 -I know, I have two left, so... -(laughs) 288 00:10:37,905 --> 00:10:39,506 So call me in 2024. 289 00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:40,708 -Hold on, you-- What? -What? 290 00:10:40,808 --> 00:10:42,009 You're not getting sex from me in 2024. 291 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:44,411 -(both laugh) -Oh, my God. 292 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:47,180 I want to know more about your dating, though. 293 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,917 -So, I was in a relationship almost a year ago... -Okay. 294 00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:52,119 ...and then post-that, I started subletting... 295 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,521 Oh, were you living with your ex? 296 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,957 -For less than a month. -What? 297 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,459 -Yeah. -How-- I'm not gonna ask what happened, but... 298 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,795 -Okay. -Yeah. 299 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,031 SISTINE: My dad tells me 300 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:06,033 you'll know within the first five minutes 301 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,235 whether it's going to be a great date 302 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,737 or you're not into it, 303 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,905 and I knew within the first five seconds. 304 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,106 -Hi. -How are you? 305 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,709 Good. This is a cool spot. 306 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,210 Do you live around here? 307 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,346 Yeah, I live in, uh, the Bronx. 308 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:21,514 How long have you been on dating apps? 309 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:23,884 I, like, just got on 'cause, I, like, 310 00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,953 broke things off with a girl I was 311 00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,620 -seeing before, so... -Uh-oh. 312 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,022 You're ready to be back out there? 313 00:11:31,658 --> 00:11:34,394 I'm sure you have a good reason for being late. 314 00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,030 I had a, uh, nine-hour drive, so... 315 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,866 -Nine-- From where? -Ohio. 316 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,068 You drove from Ohio here? 317 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,669 Yep. I'm here now, so... 318 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:45,138 How long are you here for? 319 00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:47,607 -I will be here for the weekend. -And then, you're driving back 320 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,243 -to Ohio? -Yeah, I'll drive back to Ohio. 321 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:51,812 SISTINE: I was a little bit shocked 322 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:55,348 that he said that he'd driven in from Ohio 323 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,683 for this date. 324 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,684 I'm flattered. 325 00:11:57,785 --> 00:11:59,753 Thank you. But why? 326 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,823 I took a girl to this vineyard in Napa... 327 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,759 So it's almost like I'm part therapist or something... 328 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,861 ...really worth the human element behind it. 329 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,163 In the end, you have to think... 330 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:11,799 ...sometimes I'm just sitting there for hours 331 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,801 listening to them talk about different things. 332 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:15,235 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 333 00:12:15,335 --> 00:12:16,837 I know a little bit about that. 334 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:18,138 (slurping) 335 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,907 I like my space. 336 00:12:20,007 --> 00:12:21,809 -So you don't need to... -Like, if anything, I'm kind of bad. 337 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,577 -So you'd rather be alone? -Yeah. 338 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:26,679 -Your nipple was out. -My nipple's not out. 339 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,481 -Almost. -Ooh! Oh, no. 340 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,283 All downhill from here. 341 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,485 -SISTINE: Okay, so what do you do? -I mostly do boxing. 342 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:35,355 I'm sure your father taught you, uh, how to throw a punch well. 343 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:37,290 It was actually every morning before school. 344 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:40,427 What's your zodiac sign? 345 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:42,695 -So, I'm a Cancer. -Oh. 346 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,833 -I'm a Virgo. -Oh, man, you're a Virgo? 347 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,402 All of my exes were Cancer men. 348 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,138 Who says that we're not compatible? 349 00:12:51,238 --> 00:12:53,306 -Your psychic? -My sister. 350 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,908 And my dad. 351 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,210 JOSHUA: Now, if it's not too much to ask, 352 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,847 I'd love if you and your father could sign 'em. 353 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,883 Oh, um, y-- uh, yeah, yeah. 354 00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:04,651 Sign a glove? Really? 355 00:13:05,752 --> 00:13:07,754 I'm dating a fan of my dad's. 356 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,656 Again. 357 00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,991 Jesus Christ. 358 00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,159 Do you want to date me or Sly? 359 00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,294 (overlapping chatter) 360 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,166 -(high-pitched ringing) -(heart beating) 361 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,170 * * 362 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,305 Yeah. 363 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,884 * * 364 00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:38,685 -SISTINE: Hi. -God, how was it? 365 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:40,888 Oh, no. So... 366 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,090 I thought this was gonna be a good one. 367 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,892 SISTINE: I don't know. 368 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:46,626 I feel like I'm tired, Sophia. 369 00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,761 -(stammers) -I feel like this pile of trash right now. 370 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,230 SOPHIA: Y-You've been on just... 371 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:51,764 a dating bender right now. 372 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,833 Dating with the last name "Stallone" 373 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,302 has never been easy. 374 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,004 I think it's hard to trust guys' intentions 375 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,006 going into it in the beginning. 376 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:01,508 You never really know if someone's dating you for you. 377 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,344 I mean, if-- in my perfect world, I'd love to go 378 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,846 into a situation when no one knew my name at all. 379 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,282 You know what's so annoying is when they kind of give away 380 00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:11,919 one thing about them that you're just like, "I can't do it." 381 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,754 -I know, and they're so nice. -It's like... 382 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,890 SOPHIA: I have an idea, but I don't want you to kill me. 383 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:18,992 Hear me out. 384 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:20,260 There's a guy named Harrison, 385 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,828 and when we had our podcast, 386 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:24,264 he reached out and he said that you guys would be perfect 387 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,300 for his show called UpDating. 388 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,937 And it's a live dating show. 389 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:32,139 -Huh? It better be for you. -And I said... 390 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,974 SOPHIA: UpDating has 391 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,742 incredible possibility. 392 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,744 First off, you're all blindfolded, so you can't 393 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:38,979 judge someone on looks like a dating app. 394 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:41,681 Two, you have to actually have some 395 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,650 chat, banter and personality. 396 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,752 You can't just run on those pretty blue eyes. 397 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,787 And three, no one knows 398 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,490 that she's a Stallone, so they're just gonna 399 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,359 fall in love with her for her. 400 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,128 You go on three, basically, 401 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,030 two or three live blind dates on stage. 402 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,966 -What do you mean by l... -Like, live... 403 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,134 -...live? -Like, audience. 404 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:02,302 You're blindfolded, because they choose... 405 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,803 In front of an audience? 406 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,005 No, no, listen, listen. 407 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:08,075 This is so unexpected from her, 408 00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:10,210 because this is something I would do to her. 409 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:11,644 SOPHIA: You get asked questions, 410 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,180 but then potentially, at the end of it, 411 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,681 you get a date. 412 00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,883 There's no way. There's no way. 413 00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:18,085 Are you insane? 414 00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,352 I cannot believe it. 415 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:21,854 At this point, I'm thinking, 416 00:15:21,955 --> 00:15:23,423 "No." 417 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,726 Is this already, like, a thing set up or is this an idea? 418 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,229 -I-It's kind... -Just tell me it's an idea. 419 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,964 It's kind of-- it's kind of set up, it's kind of set up, 420 00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,000 because I told them that you'd be totally interested 421 00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:35,402 -'cause you said you were a yes person. -Sophia. 422 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:37,137 -SISTINE: Are you... No! -Why? 423 00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:39,572 -Because no. -Why? 'Cause you're a yes girl. 424 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,807 SISTINE: If I did this to Sophia, 425 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:43,310 there's no way she would do it. 426 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,478 In fact, she would scream at me so much 427 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,714 until I would have to step in to replace her. 428 00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:49,849 Although, secretly, 429 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,086 I'm kind of excited because it's so random, 430 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:57,357 and how many times can I say I did a live blind dating show? 431 00:15:57,457 --> 00:15:59,492 But I'll never tell her that. 432 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,063 * * 433 00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:06,799 JENNIFER: Are you excited about... 434 00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:08,401 the double date tonight? 435 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:11,271 -I'll give it 12 minutes. -Don't be so hopeful. 436 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,074 I'm just telling you. Maybe 11. 437 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:16,376 I have hopes because I would really love 438 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,979 to leave L.A. knowing he's got a partner. 439 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,249 And I think that'd be really nice for him. 440 00:16:22,349 --> 00:16:23,550 Okay. I want you to be 441 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,918 super encouraging for this, okay? 442 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,120 And don't cut down your brother. 443 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:29,689 Don't make-- Don't tease him. 444 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:31,058 'Cause he'll get embarrassed. Don't tease him. 445 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:32,825 Promise. 446 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,298 So, Kathy, I'm super excited for you to meet Frank. 447 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,433 I think that you guys would really hit it off. 448 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,236 When was his last, like, relationship? 449 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,704 When was the last one that was, like...? 450 00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:47,374 Oh, shit, Lincoln was in the White House. 451 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:49,876 -(laughing) -SYLVESTER: Mary Todd. 452 00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:51,278 -FRANK: Hello, hello, hello. -Hey. 453 00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,412 -Hi, Frankie. -Hey, babe. 454 00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,413 How are you? 455 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,282 -Hello. Mwah. -Uh? 456 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,816 -Hi. -This is Kathy. This is Frank. 457 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:57,817 -Hey. -Hi. 458 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:58,951 Oh, hi, Kathy. 459 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,588 SYLVESTER: My brother Frank, 460 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,356 he had a rough childhood, so I don't think 461 00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:06,259 he ever got the kind of love that was necessary. 462 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:09,429 So he became very, very independent. 463 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,933 He's so critical with his girlfriends. 464 00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,435 I say, "Frank, just because she has seven toes, 465 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,171 "what's the big deal? 466 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,771 You know, you can get around that." 467 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,941 We're gonna hold our breath and cross our fingers 468 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,242 that he makes it through the meal, 469 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:25,512 if nothing else, to make Jennifer happy. 470 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,780 Well, cheers to new friendships. 471 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,617 -Yes, absolutely. -And new relationships. 472 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,952 -Yeah. -Jennifer. 473 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:35,655 You've been together forever. 474 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:36,723 -How lo-- -Thirty-two years. 475 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,125 -Thirty-five. -Thirty-six. 476 00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,692 -You're not serious. -But she's 36. 477 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:40,827 Yeah, we met, we met, we met in '88. 478 00:17:40,927 --> 00:17:42,095 So you were 12. 479 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,331 -(laughs) There you go. -She was four. 480 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,698 Yeah. 481 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:48,535 So I-I hear you only date younger women, though. 482 00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,870 -So, what is that... what is that all about? -O... kay. 483 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,839 -That is not true. -What is that all about? 484 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,073 Did that come from Jennifer? 485 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,008 -I don't actually date. -(laughing) 486 00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,010 -Oh, geez. -FRANK: You know what I think it is? 487 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,879 -What? -Personality. 488 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:01,914 -Well, look at you and Sly's age. -There we go, there we go. 489 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:06,519 I think women like to laugh and they like little offbeat humor. 490 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:07,854 -SYLVESTER: That's true. -He was always funny. 491 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,122 -Yeah. -So in other words, 492 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,557 -and you love to laugh. -I love to laugh. 493 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:11,891 You're like his best audience, so... 494 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:13,193 -Yeah, I love laughing. -Who's funnier? 495 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,561 -He kills me. -He kills it. 496 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,095 He is one of the funniest people I've ever met. 497 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,464 Like, when he tried to pull 498 00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:18,798 my father's teeth out when he was sleeping, 499 00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:21,401 I thought that was, that was really funny. 500 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,036 "Yo, where my teeth is?" 501 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,906 JENNIFER: You know what I love about this? You guys both 502 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,575 are into fitness and you both know about 503 00:18:28,675 --> 00:18:32,379 fitness from, you know, 50 years ago 504 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,981 -and today. I mean, it's... -We could go back 100 years. 505 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,217 -A hundred? Come on. -My mother had this 506 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,752 ratty show on TV 507 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,554 in the 1950s called Barbella's, 508 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:43,390 where she actually lifted weights on the show. 509 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,691 It was a workout show? 510 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,293 -FRANK: Yeah. -SYLVESTER: Yeah. 511 00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,328 -KATHY: Your mother? -FRANK: And my mother would do 512 00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:49,562 incline with barbells. 513 00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,063 You know, wearing the white short shorts 514 00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,099 and the top, you know? 515 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,669 So we had like a bench and some barbells and dumbbells. 516 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,371 And I was getting pretty... I wasn't huge, 517 00:18:58,471 --> 00:18:59,972 but I was in good shape. 518 00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,541 Arms are like 15 and a half, 16, 519 00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,809 -but they aren't... -You wish. 520 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,043 -They're like 12. -No, no. 521 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,212 Yes, they were. 522 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:06,413 No, mine got bigger. 523 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,814 That was your thigh. 524 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:10,783 -(laughter) -Wasn't your arm. 525 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:11,918 FRANK: So the object of the date 526 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:14,454 was to hook me up with someone. 527 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,889 By the time he's done fucking ragging on me, 528 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,491 no one wanted to ever be with me. 529 00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:20,059 One of the great joys in my life 530 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,462 is to poke fun at my brother. 531 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,264 Trash-talking each other 532 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,733 keeps us young and vibrant. 533 00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:28,768 JENNIFER: I'm really happy because you guys seem like 534 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,138 you are kind of having a great time. 535 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:34,441 Jennifer, stop getting into analysis. 536 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,709 Here we go. Thank you. 537 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:37,910 I think the date went really well. 538 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,079 I mean, they seemed to hit it off. 539 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,581 They had a lot in common, 540 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:43,250 so even if they don't work out romantically, 541 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:44,984 if nothing else, they can go work out together. 542 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:48,421 This was so much fun. I had the best time with you. 543 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,089 I mean, I feel better knowing that 544 00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:53,159 somebody's here with Frank that can help him 545 00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:55,262 and take care of him because he doesn't 546 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,496 ever do this. 547 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,597 So this is a great thing. 548 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,332 (laughing) 549 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,967 I don't get up as fast as I used to. 550 00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,670 -How's your back? (laughs) -Oh... 551 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,339 My back is killing me. 552 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,616 -I'm nervous. -Since Sophia has committed me 553 00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,618 to doing UpDating, I can't back out. 554 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,688 Make some noise for Sistine. 555 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,624 Last time I saw you, you were holding your back. 556 00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,459 Now I have to have another back operation. 557 00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,027 No. 558 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,228 JENNIFER: Sly going into surgery, 559 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,763 it's really scary 560 00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,198 because the worst thing could happen. 561 00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,138 * Come on now, roll with the crazy * 562 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,041 * Dance like 1980 * 563 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,811 * Ooh, ooh * 564 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,046 * Roll with the crazy * 565 00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:49,816 * Dance like 1980 * 566 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,919 * * 567 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,221 * Roll with me, baby * 568 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,757 * You ain't gonna save me * 569 00:20:57,857 --> 00:20:59,626 * Ooh, ooh. * 570 00:20:59,726 --> 00:21:02,729 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org