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[soft jazz music]

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This meeting of the resident council
is called to order.

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{\an8}The honorable president,
Susan Yang, presiding.

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{\an8}As always, please unwrap your mints
and candies before we begin.

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[candy wrappers rustling]

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First order of business,
comments and complaints.

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The entire first floor is too cold.

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Who's in charge of the thermometer,
a dang penguin?

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All the food is too salty.

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None of the food is salty enough!

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<i>National Treasure Two</i>
has not been returned to the library.

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{\an8}Helen Mirren's in that one.
It's beneath her.

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She's a dame of the empire,
for God's sake.

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{\an8}It's not your turn, Grant.

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{\an8}It's a salient point, Susan.

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- Your gavel is too loud.
- [Susan] It's not your turn either.

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Everything tastes like pennies,
and none of us can feel our arms.

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- [button beeps]
- [indistinct talk over radio]

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[light clapping]

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He'll be fine. Who's next?

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Where's that pompous bastard?

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[crowd gasping]

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You!

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You stole my watch.

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[crowd gasps]

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- "You" is me?
- [Elliott] You were in my room last night.

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I stepped out for a cigar,

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and, while I was gone,

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someone walked in
and took my 1979 Cartier.

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[laughs] Oh, you tried to steal my woman,
and you couldn't, so you stole my watch.

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I'm not yours to steal!

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And nothing happened.

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[Elliott] Something happened, all right.

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My watch was stolen!

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By my sexual rival.

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[crowd muttering]

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Big news. There's been another theft.

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- Elliott's watch got stolen.
- [gasps]

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Okay. Are there any suspects?

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Yes. Me. [chuckles]

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Elliott accused me of stealing it
in public this morning.

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No one believed him.

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He's the one who left the note on my door.

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Sort of my... "sexual rival," if you will.

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I won't.

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Are there any real suspects?

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[knocking at door]

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Who is that, I wonder? Interesting.

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[chuckles]

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[mysterious music]

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[screams]

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[knocking]

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[Emily] Dad?

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Dad, I saw you.

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There's a sign with your name on it.

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[laughing] Sorry. Tricky door.

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What are you doing here?

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Uh, well, last night you mentioned
that your gardening tools were rusty,

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so I drove down
to surprise you with new ones.

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You weren't home, I checked the app.
But when I got here,

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they told me you were in room 322,

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which is apparently your apartment?

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Okay. Uh.

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There's a perfectly reasonable
explanation for this.

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Hi. I'm Emily Nieuwendyk,
Charles's daughter.

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Uh-oh.

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There's a fairly complicated
explanation for this.

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[theme music]

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Okay. Let's get started. Busy day.

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Any word from
the resident council meeting?

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Just the usual complaints,
with one exception.

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Elliott is claiming
Charles stole his watch.

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What? Why?

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He's just mad because Virginia
was all over Charles at happy hour.

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Yes. Virginia and Elliott. Ross and Rachel
of the San Francisco geriatric community.

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Okay. This is probably Elliott nonsense,
but we still need to do our thing.

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Scour the place for the watch
and make sure everyone feels safe.

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Where is Charles now?

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I think he's in his room.

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He has a new visitor today.

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Maybe another daughter.

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I thought he only had the one.

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So... there you are. [chuckles]

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Yeah, in a way, it's kind of like
a gardening-photography-painting class.

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I'm weeding out bad guys,
developing a theory of the crime,

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and hoping that no one gets framed.

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Wow. I am just now realizing how unlikely

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a gardening-photography-painting class
actually is.

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Hey, you told me to find a hobby.

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I meant yoga, not espionage.

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How could you put him at risk like this?

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He answered my ad.

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I offered him a job, and he took it.

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And he's not in any danger.

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- Well, I'm in a little danger.
- There is zero danger.

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Nothing bad could happen to him.

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- I could trip and fall.
- That can happen anywhere.

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You are safer here than in your own home.

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There are alarms
on the toilets if you fall off.

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There is a chair in the shower.

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Your dad is in no physical danger.

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- I'm in emotional danger.
- Whose side are you on, man?

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- I'm just saying. I--
- [knocking at door]

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Well, you better go get it.
Might be another daughter.

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Come in.

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[door opens]

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- Huh.
- Ah.

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Hi. I heard you had a visitor.

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I just wanted to introduce myself.

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Perfect timing.

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This is Didi. She runs the place.

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You remember my daughter, Emily?

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Hiya, Froggy.

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Hi.

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And this is my niece, Julie.

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Hi, Didi.

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My uncle has told me so much about you.

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It's so wonderful
when we have multiple family members

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come visit residents.

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It really makes a big difference.

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Yeah, well, we have a big family.

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I have cousins I've barely even met yet.

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So, um, what could we show you?

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Would you like to see the library perhaps?

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Or how about a croissant?

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The croissants are incredible.

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I'm not hungry.

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Hey, Charles.
Why don't you show Emily out?

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And I will take Julie on a tour.
I'll bring her to your room.

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Perfect.

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Is she gonna blow up our spot?

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I do not know what that means,
but from context, no, I don't think so.

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Get her out as soon as possible.

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As for the case,
see what you can find out about Jaylen.

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Seems like our best suspect. Call me.

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Unless Emily tells Didi the truth,
in which case... run.

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Got it.

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Wait. Really?

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Yeah.

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So, it seems like maybe this move
was a surprise to you?

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It was.

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Yeah, my uncle didn't tell me anything
about you or this place.

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Transitions like this can be tricky.
Every family handles them differently.

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Just know that Charles
has joined a vibrant community.

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Seniors lose touch with people,

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so being in a place like this
can make all the difference.

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[door panel beeps]

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What's in there? The nuclear codes?
[chuckles]

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This is our memory care facility.

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We call it the Neighborhood,

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mostly because the term "memory care"
causes some people

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to... make the face
that you're making right now.

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My aunt had dementia.

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It was really hard on my uncle.

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Dementia's hard on everyone.
I'm sorry you went through it.

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[Penny] Oh, hey, Didi.

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- New master schedule for you.
- Thanks.

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- Penny, this is Charles's niece, Julie.
- Hi.

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Nice to meet you. Your uncle's great.

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He talked to me for 20 minutes

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about the architectural details
in the dining room.

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Oh, yeah. That, uh...
That sounds like him. Sorry about that.

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[Penny] Oh, no, I loved it.

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He's like if a podcast wore a suit.

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Ye... Nailed it. Nailed it, honestly.
[chuckles]

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- Hey.
- Hi.

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So, I, uh... I assume
that everything is totally fine?

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I mean, the place is lovely,
Didi's great, but,

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Dad, this is nuts.

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I mean, a couple people lose something,
and now you're a spy?

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All I'm saying is that I think
I can do some good for these people.

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And it's good for me.

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Makes me feel useful.

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Okay.

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But you know that reading Sue Grafton
novels doesn't make you a detective.

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I mean, how are you even gonna get
any relevant information?

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It's just like any other puzzle.

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There have been two different crimes.

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I just need to figure out
if anyone on the staff

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had access to both rooms

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on the two nights
the crimes were committed.

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Oh my God.

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I weirdly might actually know
how to do that.

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Okay. She said it was a master schedule,

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so probably all the employee shifts
and their duties.

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It's in that office there, on the left.

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Nice work, detective. [chuckles]

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[laughs]

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Okay. All right, now.

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- Here's the plan.
- Mm-hm.

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Grab it.

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- Me, grab it?
- Yeah.

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[laughing] No. You grab it.

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But if I'm caught, I'll get in trouble.

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- If I get caught, I will get in trouble.
- You won't get into trouble.

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Julie will.

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Yeah. But they think I'm...

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[sighs] Okay. Fine. I will grab it.
But that means you're the lookout.

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So if someone's coming,
you have to warn me.

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Yeah. I'll give you a signal.

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I'll say, "Quetzalcoatlus."

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What the hell is that?

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It's a prehistoric giant flying bird,
the size of a giraffe.

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- I'll say "Giraffe." Okay.
- Great.

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- [intriguing music]
- [indistinct chatter]

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[laughing] Hey.

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Quetzal...

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Big bird. Flying... Big. Flying animal.

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Hey. You know what?

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I don't think
I've ever officially met you.

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I'm Charles.

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Hi, Charles. I'm Pilar, the RN.

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Well, "RN't" you sweet? [laughs]

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Are you okay? Do you need something?

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No. No, I'm fine. I'm good. Thank you.

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You know, actually,
something very cool is going on here. Um.

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It's going to blow you away
when I tell you what it is.

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My niece is here. There she is. There.

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Hey, Julie. Come here.

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- This is Pilar.
- Hi.

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Isn't her sweater pretty?

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Yes. Very nice.

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[Emily] Oh. Thank you.

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It's... from my sweater club.

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Ah. [laughs]

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- [Pilar] Okay.
- You know, actually, we have to take off.

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I'm showing Julie around.

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She's my niece.

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My brother, um, had a child,

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and it grew into her.

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Okay. Well, she's a medical professional,
so she knows how it works.

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- Mm-hm.
- [Emily laughs]

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Okay. Um, see you later.

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[laughing]

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- [whispering] That was amazing.
- That was amazing.

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[chuckling]

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{\an8}[Charles] Okay. Let's see what we got.

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{\an8}- There's a driver named Jaylen.
- Mm-hm.

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I watched him walk
into Elliott's room the other night.

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And according to this, he drives Helen
to the doctor on Thursdays.

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Her necklace was stolen on a Thursday.

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He had means and opportunity.

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Now we need a motive.

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- Okay, Mr. Detective. So, what do we do?
- "We"?

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I'm invested now.

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- [both chuckle]
- That's great. All right.

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Okay. Here's what we do.

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I've seen Jaylen playing backgammon
with a resident named Calbert.

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- Mm-hm.
- I'll go talk to Calbert.

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You talk to Susan and Florence.
See if they give you any dirt.

251
00:11:42,139 --> 00:11:43,931
According to my notes here,

252
00:11:43,932 --> 00:11:47,768
they should be
in the beauty salon right now.

253
00:11:47,769 --> 00:11:49,645
- They have a beauty salon?
- Mm-hm.

254
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,357
This is a very nice place
you've infiltrated.

255
00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:54,025
Meet back in 30?

256
00:11:54,526 --> 00:11:56,278
Oh, wait, wait, wait.

257
00:11:57,279 --> 00:12:01,282
We should have a secret spy code
for when we pass in the hallway.

258
00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,617
Something like, um...

259
00:12:05,036 --> 00:12:06,078
What does that indicate?

260
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,998
That we're both spies.

261
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:09,999
Just do it. It'll be fun.

262
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,043
Do it, do it, do it. Come on. Come on.

263
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:16,464
{\an8}I said, "I don't care
if you <i>are</i> Gerald Ford."

264
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:18,382
{\an8}"I'm not taking off my bra."

265
00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:20,050
Good for you, girl.

266
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:22,386
- [woman] Hi.
- Hi. I'm Julie.

267
00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:23,763
I'm Charles's niece.

268
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:27,266
I'm Florence, that's Susan,
and this is Tabitha.

269
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:28,851
She's a magician.

270
00:12:28,852 --> 00:12:32,980
You're sweet. I just finished up
with Florence, if you'd like a treatment.

271
00:12:32,981 --> 00:12:34,398
Oh. No, thanks.

272
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:35,858
Are you sure?

273
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:38,487
Your skin looks very dry and lifeless.

274
00:12:39,070 --> 00:12:41,071
Oh. Um. [laughs nervously]

275
00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:44,074
Well, it has been a million years
since I've had a facial.

276
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:45,951
I have three teenage boys.

277
00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:48,370
They're not with you now. Sit.

278
00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:49,580
Okay.

279
00:12:49,581 --> 00:12:51,207
[Florence and Tabitha laugh]

280
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:52,750
[Susan] I like your uncle.

281
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:57,296
Smart, good jawline,
walks without assistance.

282
00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:59,215
- The complete package.
- [laughs]

283
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:02,009
Well, I'm enjoying getting
to meet his new friends.

284
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:04,303
I just met that driver. What's his name?

285
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,889
Jaylen. Oh, we adore him.

286
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,516
He's a sweetheart.

287
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,726
He is a cutie, is what he is.

288
00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:11,978
Oh, really?

289
00:13:13,939 --> 00:13:14,814
[radio beeps]

290
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,816
President Susan for Jaylen.

291
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,819
We need you in the salon. Stat.

292
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,279
- Susan!
- [laughs]

293
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,781
You got three minutes, honey.

294
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,075
Doll up.

295
00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:29,537
Hey, what is your problem with Charles?

296
00:13:29,538 --> 00:13:30,496
Where do I start?

297
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:32,790
Stole my watch. Stupid face.

298
00:13:32,791 --> 00:13:34,000
[Virginia scoffs]

299
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:35,876
Those are the main two.

300
00:13:35,877 --> 00:13:38,671
Is this because
he and I had dinner last night?

301
00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:39,713
You did?

302
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:42,424
- I told him to back off.
- For God's sakes, Elliott.

303
00:13:42,425 --> 00:13:44,051
Stop interfering.

304
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,512
What Charles and I do
is none of your business.

305
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,889
The hell it isn't!
Need I remind you that--

306
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:52,018
You needn't do anything,
except stay out of my life.

307
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:55,814
Wh... Don't walk away from me!

308
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:58,483
Get back here, and stay out of my life!

309
00:14:02,153 --> 00:14:03,779
{\an8}[Charles] Whoa, my lucky day.

310
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:07,783
An open seat
with the resident backgammon champ.

311
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:10,370
Jaylen's usually hogging you to himself.

312
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,788
- You play?
- Oh, not for years.

313
00:14:12,789 --> 00:14:14,291
But I used to love the game.

314
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,209
Oh.

315
00:14:19,212 --> 00:14:21,131
Who was your visitor today?

316
00:14:21,923 --> 00:14:24,926
Ah, that was my niece, Julie.

317
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,386
A wonderful person, you know.

318
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:29,889
In many ways, like a daughter to me.

319
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,934
'Cause, you know, her mom was

320
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,103
my sister-in-law.

321
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,979
Sounds plausible.

322
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,732
[laughing] I'm sorry.
I'm just babbling here.

323
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:40,692
Enough about me.

324
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:44,445
How long have you and Jaylen
been sparring partners?

325
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:46,072
A while now.

326
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:49,617
I like playing with him
because he doesn't talk much.

327
00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,201
Yeah, the strong, silent type.

328
00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:54,080
Yeah, I can identify with that.
What are the rules again?

329
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:57,041
So, final tally?

330
00:14:57,042 --> 00:15:00,085
Three kids, three broken bones. [laughs]

331
00:15:00,086 --> 00:15:03,464
- You need to move in here with us.
- You know, I really do. [laughs]

332
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:05,382
Hi, ladies. What can I do for you?

333
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,718
Aha. You could ask Tabitha out.

334
00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:09,511
She thinks you're cute.

335
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:10,679
Susan.

336
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,057
Relax. Life is short.

337
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:16,185
Jaylen, buy yourself something nice.

338
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,394
No. No.

339
00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:19,313
Well, buy Tabitha something nice.

340
00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:21,315
You know I can't take money from you.

341
00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:22,275
Rules are rules.

342
00:15:22,859 --> 00:15:24,151
Goodbye, ladies.

343
00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:25,362
Goodbye, Tabby.

344
00:15:26,071 --> 00:15:28,238
- Ooh.
- Whoa.

345
00:15:28,239 --> 00:15:30,366
- "Goodbye, Tabby."
- "Tabby."

346
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,868
Sounds promising. Love is in the air.

347
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,578
I don't know about love.

348
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:36,705
Maybe drunken hookups.

349
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,208
Just ask your uncle.

350
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,209
I'm sorry?

351
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,294
Don't gossip in front of his niece.

352
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,213
No. I want to know what he's up to.

353
00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:45,172
Go ahead.

354
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,758
Well, the first night he was here,

355
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:52,179
he got everyone schnockered
on Manhattans, smoked grass too,

356
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,555
which I do not approve of.

357
00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:55,724
No wonder Virginia made a move.

358
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:56,643
Huh.

359
00:15:57,143 --> 00:15:58,144
Okay.

360
00:15:58,895 --> 00:15:59,812
Wow.

361
00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:00,771
Cool.

362
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:04,566
Well, nice meeting you, ladies,
but I probably should be going. [laughs]

363
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,652
Oh, you have to leave that on
for 30 minutes.

364
00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:08,863
That's okay. I think it's done.

365
00:16:10,031 --> 00:16:11,366
- Oh, I...
- [elevator dings]

366
00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:14,369
[Charles] Hey. Hey.

367
00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:17,538
Never mind.

368
00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:19,790
So, what'd you learn?

369
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,167
Also, your skin looks nice
if that's on purpose.

370
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,003
- Um, what did I learn?
- Yeah.

371
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:27,798
I learned that, apparently,
you had quite a night getting drunk

372
00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:30,342
and stoned with your new girlfriend.

373
00:16:30,343 --> 00:16:32,928
Oh. No, see, that was just...

374
00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:35,431
That was a welcome party
that got a little rowdy.

375
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:39,351
Okay. Can you explain to me how partying
like a frat guy is "totally safe"

376
00:16:39,352 --> 00:16:40,519
or helping anybody?

377
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,729
Sweetheart, please.

378
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,773
I promise you,
I've got everything under control.

379
00:16:44,774 --> 00:16:47,067
- [sighs]
- [Elliott] Hey. Nieuwendyk.

380
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:49,237
- Stay away from my wife.
- Your what?

381
00:16:49,738 --> 00:16:51,905
- [gasps]
- Ow! Ah!

382
00:16:51,906 --> 00:16:53,574
- What did you do?
- God.

383
00:16:53,575 --> 00:16:56,493
- Oh my God!
- Did you see that?

384
00:16:56,494 --> 00:16:57,619
Ah!

385
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:59,538
- You're bleeding. Uh.
- [Elliott groans]

386
00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:00,539
Ow!

387
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:02,458
Ow. Ow. Ow.

388
00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:03,877
Okay. All right.

389
00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:06,170
- And...
- Ow. Ow. Ow.

390
00:17:06,171 --> 00:17:07,338
[Pilar] Okay. All right.

391
00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:10,257
- All right.
- Keep the ice on it for the swelling.

392
00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:11,176
Thank you.

393
00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,845
I am so sorry, Charles.
You sure you don't want me to call Emily?

394
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:18,183
No. No need to worry her.

395
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:20,351
Julie's here.

396
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:25,022
So, to clarify, did he attack you
because you stole his wife or his watch?

397
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,482
Both.

398
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:30,736
No, I mean, I stole neither,
but he thinks I stole both.

399
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:31,862
Then what the hell?

400
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,948
How do I explain this? Um...

401
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:38,035
Elliott and Virginia moved in
around the same time five years ago.

402
00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,037
They got married, then had it annulled.

403
00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:42,331
Then got engaged and called it off.

404
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,500
So, what? Are they currently married?

405
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,502
I don't know. I don't think <i>they</i> know.

406
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,628
It does not matter.

407
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,297
His behavior is unacceptable.

408
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,467
So, is anyone pressing charges here?

409
00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:59,641
- Something you want to tell me, man?
- Nope.

410
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:01,142
Okay.

411
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:05,896
Well, why don't we start
with why you punched Charles in the face.

412
00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,981
He's too tall to kick him in the face.

413
00:18:07,982 --> 00:18:09,274
[sighs]

414
00:18:09,275 --> 00:18:13,862
Okay. Well, it is your lucky day
because he's not gonna press charges.

415
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,823
Typical holier-than-thou BS.

416
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:18,117
[Didi] Dude, he saved your ass.

417
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,911
Do you want to get kicked out of here?

418
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:22,830
What the hell is going on?

419
00:18:22,831 --> 00:18:25,291
You've been a real pill recently,
even for you.

420
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:29,254
- He stole my watch.
- He says he didn't. Do you have proof?

421
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,755
Hm.

422
00:18:31,756 --> 00:18:34,717
Listen, I have always liked you.

423
00:18:35,593 --> 00:18:38,096
Despite, you know, everything about you.

424
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:43,308
There is a nice person in there somewhere
underneath the toxic masculinity

425
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:44,726
and the even more toxic cologne.

426
00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:48,273
But if you do anything like this again,
you're gone.

427
00:18:49,107 --> 00:18:49,983
[smacks lips]

428
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:58,032
I'm telling you,
there's something off about that guy.

429
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,119
Also, that cologne is classy.

430
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:02,453
Virginia loves it.

431
00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:06,081
Also, what the hell is toxic masculinity?

432
00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:08,960
Never mind. I don't need
some broad explaining things to me.

433
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:11,880
[intriguing music]

434
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:15,674
Oh, look at that.

435
00:19:15,675 --> 00:19:18,218
Bleeding nearly stopped. Good as new.

436
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:21,847
I'll check on you in a couple hours.
If you're asleep, I won't wake you up.

437
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:24,016
Do me a favor. Keep your door unlocked.

438
00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:25,684
- Okay.
- Thank you.

439
00:19:25,685 --> 00:19:26,603
Mm-hm.

440
00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,981
So, where were we
within our investigation?

441
00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:32,858
What was the last thing that happened?

442
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:33,901
Um, well, let's see.

443
00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:35,319
Someone punched you in the face

444
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:38,198
after you assured me multiple times
that you were totally safe.

445
00:19:38,781 --> 00:19:40,324
Safe in terms of the case.

446
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:43,660
I cannot control
the actions of my sexual rival.

447
00:19:43,661 --> 00:19:45,287
- Oh, my God.
- What?

448
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:48,832
Hey, to be clear, nothing happened
between me and Virginia.

449
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:52,920
I mean, what difference does that make?
Someone physically attacked you.

450
00:19:52,921 --> 00:19:55,172
I wanted to be on board with this, but...

451
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:57,674
This... This is just too much.

452
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,259
I'm... I'm going home.

453
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:01,261
[melancholy music]

454
00:20:01,262 --> 00:20:02,597
[sighs heavily]

455
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,266
[elevator dings]

456
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:36,506
Hey.

457
00:20:37,298 --> 00:20:39,092
Heard you had quite a night.

458
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:42,387
Everyone knows everything around here.

459
00:20:42,971 --> 00:20:43,888
Huh.

460
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,056
How's the schnoz?

461
00:20:46,057 --> 00:20:48,351
[chuckles] It's fine.

462
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:51,561
I think Elliott's hand hurts a lot more.

463
00:20:51,562 --> 00:20:53,523
"You should see the other guy."

464
00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,607
You're going with that?

465
00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:57,109
It's my first fight.

466
00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,486
I get to say it once.

467
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:00,571
[both laugh]

468
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:03,950
You fancy a game?

469
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,702
You gonna talk
as much as you did last time?

470
00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,789
No, happy not to talk at all.

471
00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:17,088
- [Joel] Wow.
- [Emily] Right?

472
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,548
And you want to know the worst part?

473
00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:23,218
We have been having the best conversations
over the past couple weeks.

474
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:27,681
And it's like... is that all
because he's become a professional liar?

475
00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:29,267
No. Come on.

476
00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:32,352
Also, does it matter
if things were getting better?

477
00:21:32,353 --> 00:21:34,230
[scoffs] <i>I</i> think it matters.

478
00:21:34,814 --> 00:21:35,647
[sighs]

479
00:21:35,648 --> 00:21:36,858
What?

480
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:38,735
I don't know.

481
00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:42,154
You wanted your dad to break his routine.

482
00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:47,409
You wanted him to be around people,
stimulate his brain, take classes.

483
00:21:47,410 --> 00:21:49,119
Now he's doing all of those things.

484
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,120
Yeah, okay.

485
00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:52,415
But what? Now he's also a spy?

486
00:21:53,082 --> 00:21:55,500
He starts partying
at 3:30 in the afternoon.

487
00:21:55,501 --> 00:21:57,586
Like, slamming whiskeys, smoking a doob.

488
00:21:57,587 --> 00:21:59,589
He almost hooked up with some rando.

489
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:03,550
This does sound pretty awesome,
actually, doesn't it?

490
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:06,678
- [Joel] Yeah.
- Hey, Mom. I need a shoebox for a project.

491
00:22:06,679 --> 00:22:09,097
Can I use this one?
It has some dumb papers in it.

492
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:11,600
Oh, yeah. Those are the articles
your grandpa sent me.

493
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,686
Why is he always sending you
boring articles?

494
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:17,857
Well, actually, he hasn't in a while.

495
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:21,026
[Joel] Oh, yep.

496
00:22:21,027 --> 00:22:22,694
That's where they go.

497
00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:23,946
Good job, bud.

498
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:28,742
{\an8}So, only a handful of staff members were
on duty during both incidents.

499
00:22:28,743 --> 00:22:30,203
Really nice work getting this.

500
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:34,623
I'm complimenting you.
Why aren't you giggling?

501
00:22:34,624 --> 00:22:38,251
Emily. We were having such a good day.

502
00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:39,921
We were having fun.

503
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,465
It was only for an hour,
but it was so easy.

504
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:46,468
Charles, she's just worried about you.
Cut her some slack.

505
00:22:46,469 --> 00:22:47,594
Yeah.

506
00:22:47,595 --> 00:22:49,554
[phone vibrates]

507
00:22:49,555 --> 00:22:50,680
It's Emily.

508
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:52,891
I don't know what to say.

509
00:22:52,892 --> 00:22:54,559
Do me a favor. You answer it.

510
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,439
Just tell her you're running for Congress
and you want a donation. She'll hang up.

511
00:23:00,441 --> 00:23:02,359
Hey, sweetheart. Glad you called.

512
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,737
Well, I had to because...

513
00:23:06,656 --> 00:23:07,824
[sighs] I'm sorry.

514
00:23:08,574 --> 00:23:11,410
<i>Look, honestly, this is still
a lot to try to understand,</i>

515
00:23:11,411 --> 00:23:16,456
but... if you say
that it's good for you, then good.

516
00:23:16,457 --> 00:23:19,460
Oh, thank you. Thank you.

517
00:23:19,961 --> 00:23:23,131
Yeah, and I really am sorry I lied.

518
00:23:23,631 --> 00:23:26,258
But it was fun working
with you on the case.

519
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:27,676
<i>It</i> was <i>fun.</i>

520
00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:30,095
Oh, and Jaylen is clean.

521
00:23:30,096 --> 00:23:32,180
- Really?
<i>- Florence tried to give him money.</i>

522
00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:36,351
He wouldn't take it, so I seriously doubt
he's stealing anything.

523
00:23:36,352 --> 00:23:39,646
Well, all right.
Nice work again, detective.

524
00:23:39,647 --> 00:23:41,190
[groans in pain]

525
00:23:41,899 --> 00:23:45,026
Did you try to give me the spy sign
and forget about your nose injury?

526
00:23:45,027 --> 00:23:45,986
I did.

527
00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:47,279
<i>- Yes.
-</i> [chuckles]

528
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,949
[sniffs] Ah. All right. Talk soon.

529
00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:52,910
Be safe.

530
00:23:55,246 --> 00:23:57,373
- [Julie] Everything okay?
- Everything's great.

531
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:58,874
All right.

532
00:23:58,875 --> 00:24:02,086
So, we have about 25 days left.

533
00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:04,713
Handful of suspects.

534
00:24:04,714 --> 00:24:07,091
One mildly appeased daughter.

535
00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:11,220
Let's solve a goddamn crime.

536
00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:16,099
That felt cool. Did it look cool?

537
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,851
Yes. You looked cool.

538
00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:18,853
Yeah.

539
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:23,190
Medical report
from the Charles-Elliott title fight.

540
00:24:23,191 --> 00:24:25,734
Perfect timing.
Here's the incident report.

541
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:28,487
And the police report just came in.

542
00:24:28,488 --> 00:24:29,447
Ugh.

543
00:24:30,239 --> 00:24:33,241
Look at that file.
The guy's only been here five days.

544
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:34,368
Hell of a first week.

545
00:24:35,578 --> 00:24:38,163
Hey, uh, do me a favor.

546
00:24:38,164 --> 00:24:40,166
Ask around. See what people think of him.

547
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,251
Just quietly.

548
00:24:43,211 --> 00:24:45,213
[intriguing music]

549
00:24:48,341 --> 00:24:49,175
[sighs]

550
00:24:51,302 --> 00:24:53,304
[music intensifies]

551
00:24:57,558 --> 00:24:59,477
[spy music]