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{\an8}(太平洋風景行動,第3天)

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(會長 楊蘇珊)

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現在開始本次住戶會議

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由我們尊敬的會長楊蘇珊主持

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老規矩,開會前
請大家把薄荷糖和糖果拆開

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第一項議程是意見和投訴

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整個一樓都冷得要命

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溫度是誰調的?難道是企鵝嗎?

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所有的食物都太鹹了

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所有的食物都不夠鹹

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《國家寶藏》第二部
還沒有歸還圖書館

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海倫米蘭有演那部,簡直浪費她演技

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人家可是英國女爵

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還沒輪到你說話,格蘭特

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我說的是關鍵重點,蘇珊

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- 你敲法槌太大聲了
- 也還沒輪到你

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所有食物吃起來都像銅板
我們的手臂都沒感覺了

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他會沒事的,下一位是誰?

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那個自大的混蛋在哪?

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你!

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你偷了我的手錶

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你在說我?

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你昨晚來過我房間

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我出去抽根雪茄

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趁我不在的時候

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有人進來偷了我1979年卡地亞錶

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你搶我的女人沒搶成
所以改偷我的錶

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我不是你的女人,沒什麼好搶的

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我們之間什麼事都沒有

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反正就是出事了

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我的錶被偷了

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是我的情敵偷的

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大新聞,又發生了一起盜竊案

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艾略特的手錶被偷了

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是喔,有嫌犯嗎?

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有,就是我

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艾略特今天早上
在大庭廣眾之下指控我是小偷

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沒人相信他

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他就是那個在我門上貼紙條的人

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算是我的情敵吧,你可以這麼說

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我不會這麼說

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有其他真正的嫌犯嗎?

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不知道是誰來了,有意思

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(查爾斯)

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爸?

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爸,我看到你了

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門上有你的名牌

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抱歉,門很難開

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你來這裡做什麼?

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你昨晚說你的園藝工具生鏽了

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所以我特地買新的來給你驚喜

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你不在家,我用定位找你,到了這裡

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他們跟我說你在322號房

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這顯然是你的公寓?

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好

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這其中有個非常合理的解釋

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嗨,我是查爾斯的女兒
艾米莉紐文迪克

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這其中有個相當複雜的解釋

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{\an8}《臥底老紳士》

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(執行總監)

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好,開始吧,今天事情很多
住戶會議有什麼消息?

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就那些老掉牙的抱怨
但有件特別的事

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艾略特說查爾斯偷了他的錶

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什麼?為什麼?

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他很不爽
維吉妮雅在歡樂時光一直黏著查爾斯

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對,維吉妮雅和艾略特
可說是舊金山銀髮族界的羅斯和瑞秋

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好吧,這八成是艾略特在胡鬧
但我們還是要盡好本分

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大家找一下錶,讓住戶感到安心

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查爾斯現在在哪?

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他應該在房間裡

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他今天有一位新訪客

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好像是另一個女兒

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我以為他只有一個女兒

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那麼...你來了

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對,這有點像是園藝攝影繪畫課

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我在除去壞人、構思犯罪理論

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希望沒有人被陷害

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我現在才意識到

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園藝攝影繪畫課有多扯

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是你叫我找個興趣愛好

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我指的是瑜伽,不是當間諜

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你怎麼能讓他冒這種險?

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他回覆了我的廣告

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我提供一份工作,他接受了

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他沒有任何危險

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我遇到一點危險

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一點危險都沒有

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他不會有事的

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- 我可能會跌倒
- 去任何地方都可能會跌倒

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你在這裡比在自己家安全多了

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廁所有防跌倒警報器

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淋浴間有椅子

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你爸沒有人身危險

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我有情緒上的危險

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- 你到底站在哪一邊?
- 我只是說...

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快去開門,說不定是另一個女兒

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進來

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嗨,聽說你有訪客

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我想來介紹一下自己

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來得正是時候

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這是迪迪,她負責管理這裡

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記得我女兒艾米莉嗎?

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嗨,小青蛙

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嗨

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這是我的姪女茱莉

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嗨,迪迪

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我叔叔跟我說了很多你的事

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有很多家人來探望住戶真是太棒了

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這真的很重要

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對啊,我們家是大家庭

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我有幾個沒見過面的表親

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那麼...

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去哪裡參觀呢?

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想看看圖書館嗎?

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還是來個可頌麵包?

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可頌麵包超好吃

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我不餓

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嘿,查爾斯,不如你送艾米莉出去

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我會帶茱莉去參觀
然後把她送回你房間

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好啊

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她會不會爆我們的料?

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我不知道那是什麼意思
但看樣子應該不會

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盡快讓她離開這裡

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至於案子,調查一下傑倫

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他似乎最有嫌疑,晚點打給我

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除非艾米莉告訴迪迪真相
如果是那樣...快跑

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知道了

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等等,真的嗎?

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真的

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看來他搬過來讓你很意外?

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沒錯

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我叔叔沒跟我說過你或這個地方

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這種轉變很不簡單
每個家庭的應對方式都不一樣

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你要知道
查爾斯加入了充滿活力的社區

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許多長者會與人疏遠

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所以住進這種社區會有很大的轉變

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裡面有什麼?核武密碼?

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這是我們的失智護理中心

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我們稱之為街坊

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因為“失智護理”這個詞會讓人...

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露出你現在的表情

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我嬸嬸有失智症

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這對我叔叔來說很難受

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失智症對所有人而言都很難受
很遺憾你們經歷過

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嘿,迪迪

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- 這是新的總排班表
- 謝謝

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- 潘妮,這是查爾斯的姪女茱莉
- 嗨

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幸會,你叔叔人很好

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他跟我講了20分鐘的餐廳建築細節

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對,他就是這樣,不好意思

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不,我很喜歡

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他就像是穿著西裝的播客

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是...你形容得太貼切了,真的

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- 嘿
- 嗨

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我猜一切都很好?

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這裡很棒,迪迪人很好,可是

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爸,這也太瘋狂了吧

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兩個人東西不見,你就當起了間諜?

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我只是覺得我能為這些人做點好事

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而且對我也有好處

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我覺得自己很有用

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好吧

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但讀蘇葛拉芙頓的偵探小說
不會讓你變成偵探

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你要怎麼拿到相關資料?

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這就跟其他謎題一樣

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這裡發生過兩起不同案件

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我只需要查清楚

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有沒有員工可以在案發的那兩個晚上

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進入這兩個房間

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我的天啊

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奇怪的是我可能知道要怎麼做

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好,她說那是總排班表

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所以可能會有
所有員工的班表和工作內容

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就在前面左邊那間辦公室

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做得好,偵探

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好,聽我說

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計劃如下

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你去拿

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- 我去拿?
- 對

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不要,你去拿

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如果我被抓到,我會惹上麻煩

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- 要是我被抓到,我才會惹上麻煩
- 你不會有麻煩的

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茱莉才會

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對,但他們以為我是...

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好啦,我去拿,但你要幫我把風

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如果有人來了,你要提醒我

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好,我會給你暗號

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我會說“羽蛇神”

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那是什麼鬼東西?

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那是一種史前巨鳥,跟長頸鹿一樣大

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- 我說“長頸鹿”就好
- 好

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嘿

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羽蛇...

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大鳥,飛...巨型...會飛的動物

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嘿,你知道嗎?

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我好像還沒正式自我介紹

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我是查爾斯

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嗨,查爾斯,我是護理師皮拉

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你就是清純甜美的護士啊

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你沒事吧?需要什麼嗎?

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不,沒事,我很好,謝謝

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其實有一件很酷的事

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我說出來你會大吃一驚

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我姪女來了,就是她,在那裡

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嘿,茱莉,過來

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- 這位是皮拉
- 嗨

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她的毛衣很漂亮吧?

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對,很好看

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謝謝

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這...來自我的毛衣俱樂部

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- 好
- 我們得走了

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我要帶茱莉逛一下

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她是我姪女

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我哥哥有個孩子

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然後就長成了她

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好,她是醫護人員
她知道這是怎麼回事

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00:10:49,586 --> 00:10:51,129
好,待會見

218
00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:55,550
- 太棒了
- 真棒

219
00:10:58,303 --> 00:10:59,888
{\an8}好,來看看有什麼

220
00:11:00,972 --> 00:11:02,932
{\an8}有個司機叫傑倫

221
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:06,560
我前幾天晚上
看到他走進艾略特的房間

222
00:11:06,561 --> 00:11:10,982
根據這張班表
他星期四會載海倫去看醫生

223
00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:15,111
她的項鍊是在星期四被偷的

224
00:11:15,112 --> 00:11:16,987
他有辦法也有機會

225
00:11:16,988 --> 00:11:18,699
現在要找動機

226
00:11:20,158 --> 00:11:23,536
- 好,偵探先生,我們該怎麼辦?
-“我們”?

227
00:11:23,537 --> 00:11:25,330
我現在也想參與調查

228
00:11:26,456 --> 00:11:29,292
很好,好吧,那就這麼辦

229
00:11:30,752 --> 00:11:35,257
我看過傑倫
跟一位叫卡伯特的住戶下雙陸棋

230
00:11:35,757 --> 00:11:36,966
我去找卡伯特聊聊

231
00:11:36,967 --> 00:11:41,054
你去找蘇珊和佛蘿倫絲
看看她們有沒有八卦

232
00:11:42,055 --> 00:11:43,848
根據我的筆記

233
00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:47,394
她們現在應該在美容室

234
00:11:47,894 --> 00:11:49,645
這裡有美容室?

235
00:11:49,646 --> 00:11:52,441
你滲透的地方可真高級

236
00:11:52,941 --> 00:11:54,025
30分鐘後見?

237
00:11:54,526 --> 00:11:56,278
等等...

238
00:11:57,362 --> 00:12:01,365
我們應該有個
在走廊上碰面時能比的秘密間諜暗號

239
00:12:01,366 --> 00:12:02,701
像是...

240
00:12:04,536 --> 00:12:06,078
那代表什麼?

241
00:12:06,079 --> 00:12:07,998
我們都是間諜

242
00:12:08,832 --> 00:12:09,999
做吧,會很好玩的

243
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,043
做啦,來吧

244
00:12:12,586 --> 00:12:16,464
{\an8}我說:“就算你是傑拉德福特
我也不在乎

245
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:18,382
{\an8}我是不會脫胸罩的”

246
00:12:18,383 --> 00:12:20,050
做得好,姐妹

247
00:12:20,051 --> 00:12:22,386
- 嗨
- 嗨,我是茱莉

248
00:12:22,387 --> 00:12:23,763
我是查爾斯的姪女

249
00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:27,266
我是佛蘿倫絲
她是蘇珊,她是塔碧莎

250
00:12:27,267 --> 00:12:28,851
她手藝高超

251
00:12:28,852 --> 00:12:32,980
你嘴真甜,我剛幫佛蘿倫絲服務完
你想不想保養?

252
00:12:32,981 --> 00:12:34,398
不用了,謝謝

253
00:12:34,399 --> 00:12:35,858
你確定嗎?

254
00:12:35,859 --> 00:12:38,487
你的皮膚看起來很乾,氣色很差

255
00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:44,074
我已經很久沒做臉了

256
00:12:44,075 --> 00:12:45,951
我有三個青少年兒子

257
00:12:45,952 --> 00:12:48,370
他們現在不在這,坐吧

258
00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:49,581
好

259
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:52,750
我喜歡你叔叔

260
00:12:52,751 --> 00:12:57,296
聰明、下巴輪廓分明、走路不用拐杖

261
00:12:57,297 --> 00:12:58,799
理想的另一半

262
00:12:59,299 --> 00:13:02,009
我很喜歡認識他的新朋友

263
00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:04,303
我剛認識那個司機,他叫什麼名字?

264
00:13:04,304 --> 00:13:06,889
傑倫,我們很愛他

265
00:13:06,890 --> 00:13:08,516
他是個體貼的好人

266
00:13:08,517 --> 00:13:10,726
他是小鮮肉,就是這樣

267
00:13:10,727 --> 00:13:11,978
真的嗎?

268
00:13:14,898 --> 00:13:16,816
會長蘇珊呼叫傑倫

269
00:13:16,817 --> 00:13:18,819
請馬上來美容室

270
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,279
蘇珊!

271
00:13:21,863 --> 00:13:23,781
你有三分鐘,寶貝

272
00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,075
打扮一下

273
00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:29,578
嘿,你對查爾斯到底有什麼意見?

274
00:13:29,579 --> 00:13:30,496
從哪說起?

275
00:13:30,497 --> 00:13:31,872
他偷了我的錶

276
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,416
一臉蠢相

277
00:13:34,835 --> 00:13:35,793
主要是這兩個原因

278
00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:38,671
是不是因為我跟他昨晚一起吃晚餐?

279
00:13:38,672 --> 00:13:39,713
什麼?

280
00:13:39,714 --> 00:13:42,424
- 我叫他離你遠一點
- 天啊,艾略特

281
00:13:42,425 --> 00:13:44,051
別插手

282
00:13:44,052 --> 00:13:46,512
我和查爾斯的事不關你的事

283
00:13:46,513 --> 00:13:48,889
怎麼不關我的事!我要提醒你...

284
00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:52,018
你什麼都不用做,別插手我的生活

285
00:13:54,062 --> 00:13:55,814
什...別走開!

286
00:13:56,398 --> 00:13:58,483
給我回來,別插手我的生活!

287
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:02,069
{\an8}(太平洋風景圖書館
第3天,下午2點30分)

288
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:03,779
{\an8}我運氣真好

289
00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:07,783
有機會和雙陸棋冠軍比試

290
00:14:07,784 --> 00:14:10,370
傑倫經常巴著你不放

291
00:14:10,954 --> 00:14:12,830
- 你會下嗎?
- 好幾年沒下了

292
00:14:12,831 --> 00:14:14,291
但我以前很喜歡下棋

293
00:14:19,212 --> 00:14:21,131
你今天的訪客是誰?

294
00:14:22,215 --> 00:14:24,926
那是我的姪女茱莉

295
00:14:25,677 --> 00:14:27,386
她是很棒的人

296
00:14:27,387 --> 00:14:29,889
在很多方面都像我的女兒

297
00:14:29,890 --> 00:14:32,934
因為你知道的,她媽媽是

298
00:14:33,435 --> 00:14:35,103
我嫂子

299
00:14:35,770 --> 00:14:36,979
聽起來很合理

300
00:14:36,980 --> 00:14:39,732
抱歉,我講太多話了

301
00:14:39,733 --> 00:14:40,692
不說我的事了

302
00:14:41,735 --> 00:14:44,445
你跟傑倫對弈多久了?

303
00:14:44,446 --> 00:14:45,864
有一陣子了

304
00:14:46,573 --> 00:14:49,617
我喜歡跟他下棋,因為他話不多

305
00:14:49,618 --> 00:14:51,243
對,堅強、沉默寡言型

306
00:14:51,244 --> 00:14:54,080
我可以理解,這棋的規則是什麼?

307
00:14:55,707 --> 00:14:57,041
最後的結果?

308
00:14:57,042 --> 00:14:59,377
三個小孩,三根斷骨

309
00:15:00,170 --> 00:15:03,464
- 你得搬來這裡住
- 我真想搬過來

310
00:15:03,465 --> 00:15:05,382
女士們,有什麼需要幫忙的嗎?

311
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:07,718
你可以約塔碧莎出去

312
00:15:07,719 --> 00:15:09,511
她覺得你是小鮮肉

313
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:10,679
蘇珊

314
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:13,057
放輕鬆,人生苦短

315
00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:16,185
傑倫,買點好東西犒賞自己

316
00:15:16,186 --> 00:15:17,394
不行

317
00:15:17,395 --> 00:15:19,313
買點好東西送塔碧莎

318
00:15:19,314 --> 00:15:21,315
你知道我不能拿你的錢

319
00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:22,275
規矩就是這樣

320
00:15:22,859 --> 00:15:24,151
再見,女士們

321
00:15:24,152 --> 00:15:25,362
再見,塔碧

322
00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:30,366
-“再見,塔碧”
-“塔碧”

323
00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,868
聽起來不錯,空氣中瀰漫著愛

324
00:15:32,869 --> 00:15:34,578
我不懂愛情

325
00:15:34,579 --> 00:15:36,705
也許是酒後亂性

326
00:15:36,706 --> 00:15:38,208
去問你叔叔就知道

327
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,209
什麼意思?

328
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,294
別在他姪女面前講查爾斯的八卦

329
00:15:42,295 --> 00:15:44,213
不,我想知道他在做什麼

330
00:15:44,214 --> 00:15:45,172
快說啦

331
00:15:45,173 --> 00:15:47,758
他來的第一個晚上

332
00:15:47,759 --> 00:15:52,179
把大家灌得爛醉,還抽大麻

333
00:15:52,180 --> 00:15:53,472
我不贊同那種行為

334
00:15:53,473 --> 00:15:55,725
難怪維吉妮雅會看上他

335
00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,061
是喔

336
00:15:59,896 --> 00:16:00,771
不錯啊

337
00:16:00,772 --> 00:16:04,566
很高興認識你們,但我大概該走了

338
00:16:04,567 --> 00:16:06,652
你得敷30分鐘

339
00:16:06,653 --> 00:16:08,863
沒關係,我敷完了

340
00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,366
我...

341
00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:14,369
嘿

342
00:16:16,663 --> 00:16:17,538
算了

343
00:16:17,539 --> 00:16:19,790
你聽到了什麼?

344
00:16:19,791 --> 00:16:22,167
對了,你的皮膚真好,有保養吧

345
00:16:22,168 --> 00:16:24,003
- 我聽到了什麼?
- 對

346
00:16:24,004 --> 00:16:27,798
我聽到你跟你的新女友

347
00:16:27,799 --> 00:16:30,343
喝得爛醉、吸大麻狂歡了一晚

348
00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:32,928
不是,那只是...

349
00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:35,431
那是歡迎派對,結果後來失控了

350
00:16:35,432 --> 00:16:39,393
好,那你解釋一下
像大學生那樣開趴哪裡安全

351
00:16:39,394 --> 00:16:40,519
或幫到任何人?

352
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,729
親愛的,拜託

353
00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:44,774
我跟你保證,一切都在我的掌控之中

354
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,067
嘿,紐文迪克

355
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:49,237
- 離我老婆遠一點
- 你什麼?

356
00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:53,575
- 你做了什麼?
- 天啊

357
00:16:54,743 --> 00:16:56,619
- 天啊!
- 你看到了嗎?

358
00:16:57,662 --> 00:16:58,747
你流血了

359
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:03,877
好了,沒事了

360
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,211
然後...

361
00:17:06,212 --> 00:17:07,380
好了,沒事了

362
00:17:07,922 --> 00:17:10,257
- 好了
- 冰敷一下消腫

363
00:17:10,258 --> 00:17:11,176
謝謝

364
00:17:11,801 --> 00:17:14,845
很抱歉,查爾斯
你確定不要我打給艾米莉嗎?

365
00:17:14,846 --> 00:17:17,891
不用,沒必要讓她擔心

366
00:17:19,142 --> 00:17:20,143
有茱莉在

367
00:17:20,852 --> 00:17:25,022
澄清一下,他是因為你搶了他老婆
還是偷了他的錶才打你的?

368
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:26,482
兩個都有

369
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:30,736
不是,人或錶都不是我偷的
但他認為是我

370
00:17:30,737 --> 00:17:31,862
搞什麼鬼?

371
00:17:31,863 --> 00:17:33,323
我要怎麼解釋?

372
00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:38,035
艾略特和維吉妮雅
在五年前差不多同一時間搬進來

373
00:17:38,036 --> 00:17:40,037
他們馬上結婚,然後又撤銷

374
00:17:40,038 --> 00:17:42,331
後來訂婚了,又取消了

375
00:17:42,332 --> 00:17:44,500
什麼?他們現在已婚嗎?

376
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,502
我不知道,我想他們也不知道

377
00:17:46,503 --> 00:17:47,628
這不重要

378
00:17:47,629 --> 00:17:49,297
他的行為令人無法接受

379
00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:52,300
有人要提出控告嗎?

380
00:17:57,305 --> 00:17:59,641
- 你有什麼事要跟我說嗎?
- 沒有

381
00:18:00,225 --> 00:18:01,142
好

382
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:05,896
那你先說為什麼要揍查爾斯的臉

383
00:18:05,897 --> 00:18:07,982
因為他太高了,踢不到他的臉

384
00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:13,862
好,今天算你走運
因為他跟警察說他不打算告你

385
00:18:13,863 --> 00:18:15,823
典型的偽君子

386
00:18:15,824 --> 00:18:18,117
老兄,他救了你

387
00:18:18,118 --> 00:18:19,911
你想被趕出去嗎?

388
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:22,830
這到底是怎麼回事?

389
00:18:22,831 --> 00:18:25,291
你最近很會惹事,問題比平常還多

390
00:18:26,626 --> 00:18:29,254
- 他偷了我的錶
- 他說他沒有,你有證據嗎?

391
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,717
聽著,我一向都很喜歡你

392
00:18:35,593 --> 00:18:38,096
雖然你狀況很多

393
00:18:38,972 --> 00:18:43,308
但在有毒的男子氣概
和刺鼻古龍水之下

394
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:44,726
還是有個好人

395
00:18:44,727 --> 00:18:48,273
可是如果你再犯,你就得搬出去

396
00:18:55,613 --> 00:18:58,032
我告訴你,那傢伙有點不對勁

397
00:18:59,159 --> 00:19:01,077
還有,那瓶古龍水很有品味

398
00:19:01,619 --> 00:19:02,453
維吉妮雅很喜歡

399
00:19:03,246 --> 00:19:06,081
還有,有毒的男子氣概到底是什麼?

400
00:19:06,082 --> 00:19:08,960
算了,我不需要女人來跟我解釋

401
00:19:14,591 --> 00:19:15,675
你看看

402
00:19:16,259 --> 00:19:18,218
血快止住了,跟沒事一樣

403
00:19:18,219 --> 00:19:21,847
兩小時後我再來看你
如果你睡著了,我不會叫醒你

404
00:19:21,848 --> 00:19:24,016
幫個忙,門不要鎖

405
00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:25,685
- 好
- 謝謝

406
00:19:28,271 --> 00:19:30,981
那麼,我們調查到哪裡了?

407
00:19:30,982 --> 00:19:32,858
剛才說到哪裡?

408
00:19:32,859 --> 00:19:33,901
我想想看

409
00:19:33,902 --> 00:19:38,197
在你多次向我保證你很安全之後
有人朝你臉上揍了一拳

410
00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:40,324
就辦案而言是安全的

411
00:19:40,325 --> 00:19:43,660
我無法控制我情敵的行為

412
00:19:43,661 --> 00:19:45,287
- 天啊
- 什麼?

413
00:19:45,288 --> 00:19:48,832
先說清楚
我和維吉妮雅之間什麼都沒發生

414
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,542
那有什麼差別?

415
00:19:50,543 --> 00:19:52,545
有人揍了你一拳

416
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:55,172
我真的很想支持你,可是...

417
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:57,674
這太誇張了

418
00:19:57,675 --> 00:19:59,260
我要回家了

419
00:20:35,546 --> 00:20:36,506
嘿

420
00:20:37,298 --> 00:20:39,092
聽說你今晚過得很精彩

421
00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:42,387
這裡的人什麼都知道

422
00:20:44,472 --> 00:20:46,057
鼻子還好嗎?

423
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,351
還行

424
00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:51,145
我覺得艾略特的手更痛

425
00:20:51,646 --> 00:20:53,523
“你應該看看另一個人”

426
00:20:54,023 --> 00:20:55,607
你真的要這麼說嗎?

427
00:20:55,608 --> 00:20:57,109
這是我第一次打架

428
00:20:57,110 --> 00:20:58,486
我終於有機會說了

429
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:03,950
你想來一局嗎?

430
00:21:04,534 --> 00:21:06,702
你會像上次那樣話說個不停嗎?

431
00:21:06,703 --> 00:21:09,789
不,我很樂意不說話

432
00:21:15,712 --> 00:21:17,088
- 哇
- 對吧?

433
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:19,548
你知道最扯的是什麼嗎?

434
00:21:19,549 --> 00:21:23,218
我們過去幾週在電話中聊得很愉快

435
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:27,681
結果這是因為他成了職業騙子?

436
00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:29,267
不是的,別這樣

437
00:21:29,976 --> 00:21:32,353
如果情況變好了,有什麼大不了的?

438
00:21:33,062 --> 00:21:34,230
我覺得這是件大事

439
00:21:35,732 --> 00:21:36,858
什麼?

440
00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:38,735
不知道

441
00:21:39,569 --> 00:21:42,154
你希望你爸打破常規

442
00:21:42,155 --> 00:21:47,451
你希望他跟人接觸
刺激腦袋、去上課

443
00:21:47,452 --> 00:21:49,119
現在他都在做了

444
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,120
對啦,好吧

445
00:21:50,121 --> 00:21:52,415
但現在他還成了間諜?

446
00:21:53,166 --> 00:21:55,625
他從下午3點半開始狂歡

447
00:21:55,626 --> 00:21:57,669
喝一堆威士忌、抽大麻

448
00:21:57,670 --> 00:21:59,547
還差點跟陌生人上床

449
00:22:00,089 --> 00:22:03,675
這聽起來真的很棒,不是嗎?

450
00:22:03,676 --> 00:22:04,676
- 對
- 嘿,媽

451
00:22:04,677 --> 00:22:06,678
我需要一個鞋盒做作業

452
00:22:06,679 --> 00:22:09,097
我可以用這個嗎?裡面有一些廢紙

453
00:22:09,098 --> 00:22:11,600
對,那些是你外公寄給我的文章

454
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,686
他為什麼老是寄無聊的文章給你?

455
00:22:15,271 --> 00:22:17,857
其實他已經有一陣子沒寄了

456
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:21,026
對

457
00:22:21,027 --> 00:22:22,694
放這裡就對了

458
00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:23,946
做得好,小子

459
00:22:25,323 --> 00:22:28,742
{\an8}在這兩起事件發生時
只有少數員工值班

460
00:22:28,743 --> 00:22:30,203
拿到這個真是太棒了

461
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,915
我在稱讚你,你為什麼不笑?

462
00:22:34,707 --> 00:22:38,251
艾米莉,我們原本相處得很好

463
00:22:38,252 --> 00:22:39,921
玩得很開心

464
00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:43,465
只有一個小時,但處得很融洽

465
00:22:43,466 --> 00:22:46,468
查爾斯,她只是擔心你,別跟她計較

466
00:22:46,469 --> 00:22:47,595
是啦

467
00:22:49,639 --> 00:22:50,680
是艾米莉

468
00:22:50,681 --> 00:22:52,891
我不知道要說什麼

469
00:22:52,892 --> 00:22:54,559
幫個忙,你來接

470
00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,439
跟她說你要競選國會議員
你想募捐,她就會掛電話

471
00:23:00,441 --> 00:23:02,359
親愛的,很高興你打來

472
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,737
我必須打給你,因為...

473
00:23:06,948 --> 00:23:07,824
對不起

474
00:23:08,574 --> 00:23:11,410
老實說,這件事還是很難消化

475
00:23:11,411 --> 00:23:16,457
但如果你說這對你有好處,那就好

476
00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:19,419
謝謝

477
00:23:20,044 --> 00:23:22,964
對,我真的很抱歉我說謊了

478
00:23:23,631 --> 00:23:26,258
但跟你一起辦案很好玩

479
00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:27,676
是很好玩

480
00:23:27,677 --> 00:23:30,095
對了,傑倫沒有嫌疑

481
00:23:30,096 --> 00:23:32,180
- 真的嗎?
- 佛蘿倫絲想給他錢

482
00:23:32,181 --> 00:23:36,351
他不肯拿,所以我很懷疑他會偷東西

483
00:23:36,352 --> 00:23:37,269
這樣啊

484
00:23:37,270 --> 00:23:39,647
你又做得很好,偵探

485
00:23:41,899 --> 00:23:45,026
你是不是想給我間諜暗號
然後忘記鼻子受傷了?

486
00:23:45,027 --> 00:23:45,986
是啊

487
00:23:45,987 --> 00:23:47,280
你說對了

488
00:23:47,989 --> 00:23:49,574
好,晚點再聊

489
00:23:51,701 --> 00:23:52,910
注意安全

490
00:23:55,246 --> 00:23:56,163
沒事吧?

491
00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:57,373
一切都很好

492
00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:58,790
好吧

493
00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:01,711
我們還剩下25天

494
00:24:02,628 --> 00:24:04,713
目前有幾個嫌犯

495
00:24:04,714 --> 00:24:07,091
一個稍微放心的女兒

496
00:24:08,676 --> 00:24:11,637
我們來破解這該死的案子吧

497
00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:16,099
這麼說感覺很酷,看起來酷不酷?

498
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,851
對,你看起來很酷

499
00:24:17,852 --> 00:24:18,853
好耶

500
00:24:20,605 --> 00:24:23,190
查爾斯和艾略特
冠軍爭奪戰的醫療報告

501
00:24:23,191 --> 00:24:25,734
真巧,這是事故報告

502
00:24:25,735 --> 00:24:28,988
警方的報告剛剛送來

503
00:24:30,740 --> 00:24:33,241
看看那份檔案,他才來這裡五天

504
00:24:33,242 --> 00:24:34,368
第一週真精彩

505
00:24:35,578 --> 00:24:37,538
幫我一個忙

506
00:24:38,247 --> 00:24:40,166
打聽看看大家對他的評價

507
00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:42,251
低調一點

508
00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:05,543
(改編自《臨時偵探無限耆》)

509
00:26:07,628 --> 00:26:10,590
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