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{\an8}身為住戶委員會的會長和副會長

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我們極為關心太平洋風景的安全問題

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對吧,查爾斯?

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我們覺得...

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海倫的項鍊被偷了
然後是艾略特的手錶

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誰知道還有什麼?

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若不解決犯罪問題,情況會迅速惡化

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拿我自己來說
我可不想在自助餐排隊時被搶

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也不想在暗網上被賣去性交易

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那不太可能吧

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查爾斯,跟他們說我們的訴求

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我們想要額外...

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額外的門鎖

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巡邏警衛、動態感應燈

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那只是開始

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迪迪大概說過了
我們這裡的資源有限

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但你們和委員會可以寫一份安全提案

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然後我們總公司
會想出一個可行的解決辦法

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這個嘛...

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- 那似乎...
- 很好!

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我們走,查爾斯

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蘇珊有點霸道

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我知道我只是副會長

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她甚至不讓我說完...

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這很糟糕

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如果蘇珊一直抱怨安全有問題
可能會把小偷逼到躲起來

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我們需要引誘小偷再次犯案

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嘿,你的生日快到了,對吧?

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你要買禮物給我嗎?

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{\an8}謝謝,我要...嘿

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嘿,我女兒

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- 小青蛙!
- 小青蛙!

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大家好

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我帶了生日杯子蛋糕

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真好

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還有,爸,我知道那是幾週後的事

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但我給你買了禮物

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天啊,她是不是很貼心?

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很好

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天啊,快看

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那是勞力士

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親愛的

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那一定花了你不少錢

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對啊,我爸值得擁有最好的

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太謝謝你了

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太棒了,小青蛙

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{\an8}(錄影)

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{\an8}這仿得很像

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{\an8}因為那是真的

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真的嗎?

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- 看我戴起來多好看
- 你不能留下手錶

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我知道

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放在桌上讓我檢查攝影機的角度

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你確定消息會傳開嗎?

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我們聽說了手錶的事,手錶呢?

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- 可以看看手錶嗎?
- 可以

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看看這個,佩姬

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是真的

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是真的勞力士!

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{\an8}(4天後)

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{\an8}已經四天了,你確定這行得通嗎?

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不確定

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如果不行,就試試別的方法

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我能問你一件事嗎?

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你為什麼選這個職業?

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我喜歡解謎,這比會計好玩

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我也喜歡解謎

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維多利亞比較感性

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但我需要一個專注的目標
不然心裡很不踏實

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有移動警報

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- 看得到是誰嗎?
- 看不到,但有人在你房間

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什麼?還在這裡

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搞什麼鬼?

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我們有另一個問題

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小偷沒拿錶,倒是留下了一隻錶

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艾略特的錶

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就是我剛搬進來後被偷的那隻

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你知道那代表什麼

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希望你知道,因為我不知道

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{\an8}《臥底老紳士》

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這是真正的行家

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他們躲在攝影機範圍外

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留下勞力士
用從艾略特那偷來的錶向你傳達訊息

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什麼訊息?

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他們知道你是誰,還有你在做什麼

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這樣啊

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這不是我設過最複雜的陷阱

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但他們一眼就看穿了

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我們要怎麼處理艾略特的錶?

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要還給他嗎?

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交給迪迪?

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- 怎麼辦?
- 讓我想一下

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好

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這好刺激啊

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- 感覺像真正的間諜
- 我求你閉嘴

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好,我要這麼做

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我要把錶放在清潔人員找得到的地方

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小偷給我們訊息,我們要回覆訊息

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你說得對

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訊息是什麼?

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我們知道你在做什麼,我們不會放棄

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- 對
- 他們找到錶後,蘇珊會冷靜下來

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迪迪會覺得自己是對的
然後我們等著看他們的下一步行動

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好

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會有人看到誰進來嗎?

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我的鄰居葛拉迪絲有時候門開著

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- 我明天早上去問她
- 好

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我要把這放在哪裡?

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{\an8}(太平洋風景行動
第21天,上午6點35分)

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托比在露台上找到的

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一定是你出去抽煙的時候掉的吧

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對,或是托比拿了覺得內疚
又拿回來

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別那樣說我員工,好嗎?

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好了,大家都開心嗎?

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不

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你沒有開心過

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但至少回到基本的不開心狀態了嗎?

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維吉妮雅送我這隻錶

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我記得

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它不會自己從我手腕上掉下來

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我會注意到的

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嗨,鄰居

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你期待慶祝我們的生日嗎?

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- 你生日啊,親愛的?
- 是的

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既然你是服裝設計師

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我想請你幫我找一套好看的衣服
參加聯合生日派對

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你確實需要幫忙

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來幫你找一套衣服

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不

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你真的穿這個?

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真難看

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天啊,葛拉迪絲,別那麼嚴厲

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有護肘的粗花呢外套

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這看起來就是教授會穿的衣服

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護肘需要稍微修補一下

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我可以修補,但我的縫紉機壞了

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讓我去看看

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我幾乎什麼都能修

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太好了

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天啊,你看

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好可愛喔

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這那看起來就像我的狗邦奇

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對,你說過,前幾天藝術展的時候

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那是你的菜嗎?

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二頭肌、大臉

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他叫什麼名字?

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雀瑞塔特?

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我不知道他的名字,只知道他有腹肌

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他看起來像性感天菜

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好了,我要去商店

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買濾水器給查爾斯當生日禮物

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我跟你一起去,我們好好享受今天

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你好了嗎?

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好,等等

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好,現在好了

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不,他叫唐寧查圖

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查廷塔寧

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差不多啦,誰在乎?

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不好意思,佛蘿小姐
我可以跟維吉妮雅說一下話嗎?

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- 我們要出去
- 一下就好,這很重要

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沒關係,小吉,我還沒玩字謎遊戲

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謝謝

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過來

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你想怎樣?

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俗話說一段成功的感情

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就是要不斷重新愛上同一個人

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我們應該再試試看

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我們再結婚一次

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- 拜託
- 不,我是認真的

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我本來想單膝跪地

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但我的關節炎讓我的膝蓋不好

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你看

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這是古董紅寶石

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你的誕生石

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我愛你,我...

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我們很絕配,你知道,我也知道

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這句話聽起來很熟悉

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因為我在你跟我分手前一個月
也是這麼說

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我不知道你是怎麼了,艾略特,滾吧

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佛蘿姐,字謎答案是“夾子”

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走吧

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對,這個小螺絲鬆了

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我想我能修好

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對,機器壞了

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是的

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我也在想,有人在我房間留下禮物

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我不知道是誰送的

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我想問你有沒有注意到任何人
七點左右在我門口徘徊

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喬治,針刺到你是因為你沒有站好

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你說什麼?

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這不是我的錯,你每次排練都遲到

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衣服總是破同一個地方

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你在這裡做什麼?

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喬治在哪?

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我是查爾斯

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查爾斯紐文迪克

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我們...

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我們在修補我的外套,為派對做準備

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記得嗎?

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葛拉迪絲?

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你知道你現在在哪裡嗎?

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葛拉迪絲,這是你的公寓

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你在舊金山的太平洋風景社區

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這是你的房間

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看到你的海報了嗎?

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還有你的獎盃?

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可以幫我拿一塊餅乾嗎?

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好啊

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嘿,你有沒有注意到

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最近葛拉迪絲怎麼了?

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她的記憶力不好已經有一陣子了

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聽說她要去街坊

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他們可能在等空房

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嘿,也許我們應該發起一個活動

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花點時間陪陪她

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她總是一個人

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很難吸引人

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當人們發現你要去失智護理中心
他們就會變得疏遠

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好像那會傳染一樣

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太糟糕了

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她來這裡幾年了?

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有一天她的朋友...

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就這樣不跟她說話?

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就這樣

225
00:10:54,508 --> 00:10:55,549
也許這裡有賣

226
00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,260
- 希望有好貨
- 對

227
00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:01,597
- 阿旺!
- 阿旺!

228
00:11:01,598 --> 00:11:02,973
你好,女士們

229
00:11:02,974 --> 00:11:04,809
我們在找濾水器

230
00:11:04,810 --> 00:11:06,311
第四排,右手邊

231
00:11:07,688 --> 00:11:08,897
孩子們好嗎?

232
00:11:11,858 --> 00:11:14,777
- 奶油蛋糕
- 糖太多了,你會亢奮

233
00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:16,362
為什麼查爾斯想要濾水器?

234
00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:19,699
他生日,所以他想要什麼就送他什麼

235
00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:24,162
在我們這個年紀
每個人應該要什麼有什麼

236
00:11:26,373 --> 00:11:28,750
小吉,他們在播我們的歌

237
00:11:29,418 --> 00:11:32,879
嘿,美女,來吧

238
00:11:34,673 --> 00:11:35,924
搖擺你的臀部!

239
00:11:36,925 --> 00:11:37,968
對,沒錯

240
00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:41,721
嘿!

241
00:11:41,722 --> 00:11:42,848
搖啊,美女

242
00:11:48,061 --> 00:11:49,438
好了,艾略特

243
00:11:53,066 --> 00:11:56,444
攝護腺特定抗原指數有點可疑

244
00:11:56,445 --> 00:11:58,822
但切片結果是確定的

245
00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:00,490
復發了,對吧?

246
00:12:01,491 --> 00:12:02,826
復發了,對

247
00:12:04,745 --> 00:12:05,620
你知道嗎?

248
00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:07,414
我活了很久

249
00:12:09,124 --> 00:12:10,208
去過大峽谷

250
00:12:11,376 --> 00:12:13,503
沒去過歐洲,躲過一劫

251
00:12:14,546 --> 00:12:16,882
波狄瑞克說我長得像哈里遜福特

252
00:12:17,841 --> 00:12:21,303
我在佛羅里達群島附近
釣到一條217公斤的馬林魚

253
00:12:22,095 --> 00:12:23,721
我贏了一場慈善拍賣

254
00:12:23,722 --> 00:12:27,768
跟吉米康納斯和勞勃韋納打網球

255
00:12:29,561 --> 00:12:30,729
我的人生很圓滿

256
00:12:31,438 --> 00:12:32,563
人生還沒結束

257
00:12:32,564 --> 00:12:34,607
我們以前經歷過

258
00:12:34,608 --> 00:12:37,526
我們會積極面對,你的身體狀況不錯

259
00:12:37,527 --> 00:12:38,944
除了癌症

260
00:12:38,945 --> 00:12:41,781
我的意思是,樂觀一點

261
00:12:41,782 --> 00:12:43,867
你有很多值得活下去的原因

262
00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:46,369
專注在這一點

263
00:12:50,457 --> 00:12:51,917
你想要什麼?

264
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,752
你說每個人應該要什麼有什麼

265
00:12:54,753 --> 00:12:55,961
你想要什麼?

266
00:12:55,962 --> 00:12:57,671
今天不是我生日

267
00:12:57,672 --> 00:13:00,217
我知道,我是指一般來說

268
00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:02,135
你想要什麼?

269
00:13:02,719 --> 00:13:03,678
這個嘛...

270
00:13:05,472 --> 00:13:10,227
我一直想要電器行賣的那種
高科技足部按摩器

271
00:13:12,896 --> 00:13:15,231
我從20年前就想買了

272
00:13:15,232 --> 00:13:16,774
20年?

273
00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:19,068
你還有什麼捨不得買的?

274
00:13:19,069 --> 00:13:20,528
去買吧

275
00:13:20,529 --> 00:13:22,113
太貴了

276
00:13:24,783 --> 00:13:26,660
阿旺,提款機能用嗎?

277
00:13:28,119 --> 00:13:29,663
可是...美女

278
00:13:34,709 --> 00:13:37,253
佛蘿姐,你買得起足部按摩器

279
00:13:37,254 --> 00:13:40,506
你超有錢,你怎麼從來沒跟我說?

280
00:13:40,507 --> 00:13:43,008
我不喜歡談錢

281
00:13:43,009 --> 00:13:44,301
會倒楣

282
00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:46,971
天啊,沒有我你怎麼辦?

283
00:13:46,972 --> 00:13:49,933
- 來吧
- 我不喜歡你說我的私事

284
00:13:55,021 --> 00:13:57,399
{\an8}(小青蛙:有消息嗎?)

285
00:14:04,823 --> 00:14:05,906
嗨,葛拉迪絲

286
00:14:05,907 --> 00:14:07,241
你好,親愛的

287
00:14:07,242 --> 00:14:08,617
我想拜託你一件事

288
00:14:08,618 --> 00:14:13,455
我外套的護肘
像巴吉度獵犬一樣鬆垮垮的

289
00:14:13,456 --> 00:14:14,874
你能幫忙嗎?

290
00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,127
好啊,但我的縫紉機壞了

291
00:14:18,128 --> 00:14:21,798
讓我看看,我幾乎什麼都能修

292
00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:25,510
嘿,葛拉迪絲

293
00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:27,095
你喜歡游戲嗎?

294
00:14:27,596 --> 00:14:28,680
很喜歡

295
00:14:29,598 --> 00:14:34,311
我以前在白馬酒館徹夜玩騙子撲克

296
00:14:34,936 --> 00:14:35,853
騙子撲克

297
00:14:35,854 --> 00:14:37,688
用一元鈔票玩吧?

298
00:14:37,689 --> 00:14:40,150
如果你是小氣鬼的話,對啊

299
00:14:40,942 --> 00:14:42,735
我問個問題

300
00:14:42,736 --> 00:14:44,153
如果我有十塊錢

301
00:14:44,154 --> 00:14:47,782
給你四塊,我還剩幾塊?

302
00:14:49,951 --> 00:14:51,201
你到底要不要玩?

303
00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:53,455
好啊

304
00:14:54,456 --> 00:14:55,540
給你

305
00:14:57,292 --> 00:14:59,461
好,我先開始

306
00:15:00,921 --> 00:15:02,088
一對三

307
00:15:04,215 --> 00:15:05,467
輪到你了

308
00:15:05,967 --> 00:15:09,511
你要比這個大的數字

309
00:15:09,512 --> 00:15:12,057
記得序號嗎?

310
00:15:13,141 --> 00:15:14,476
我知道要怎麼玩

311
00:15:14,976 --> 00:15:16,310
我不想玩了

312
00:15:16,311 --> 00:15:18,270
我很忙

313
00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:19,688
好吧

314
00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:23,442
那我們玩別的,這叫“動物,動物”

315
00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:27,321
我說一個動物,然後你說一個動物

316
00:15:27,322 --> 00:15:29,740
- 我們輪流說
- 閉嘴!我不要你在這裡!

317
00:15:29,741 --> 00:15:32,368
- 閉嘴!
- 好,我不說了,我...

318
00:15:32,369 --> 00:15:33,786
對不起

319
00:15:33,787 --> 00:15:34,788
我不說了

320
00:15:37,999 --> 00:15:39,416
這要放在哪裡?

321
00:15:39,417 --> 00:15:41,169
那個角落吧

322
00:15:52,764 --> 00:15:54,015
這樣好嗎?

323
00:15:55,725 --> 00:15:58,895
你可以彎腰插上電源嗎?

324
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:01,022
沒問題,親愛的

325
00:16:13,076 --> 00:16:14,077
給你

326
00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:17,956
謝謝你們送來這麼大件的貨物

327
00:16:18,456 --> 00:16:20,458
女士們,祝你們有美好的一天

328
00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:28,590
小吉,我犯了一個大錯

329
00:16:28,591 --> 00:16:31,218
我應該買足部按摩器的

330
00:16:31,219 --> 00:16:35,181
你犯的唯一錯誤是沒有早點買按摩椅

331
00:16:35,890 --> 00:16:37,475
你是詩人,對吧?

332
00:16:37,976 --> 00:16:43,148
“告訴我,你打算怎麼度過
你那狂野而珍貴的一生”

333
00:16:43,982 --> 00:16:45,066
瑪麗奧利弗

334
00:16:45,734 --> 00:16:46,942
你讀了?

335
00:16:46,943 --> 00:16:49,278
對,你叫我讀,所以我讀了

336
00:16:49,279 --> 00:16:52,114
我叫你買這張椅子,你買了

337
00:16:52,115 --> 00:16:53,158
坐吧

338
00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:56,244
我再試一次

339
00:16:56,786 --> 00:17:00,707
但我從來不會花這麼多錢買奢侈品

340
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:04,878
明天我要打電話給那家店,我要...

341
00:17:06,838 --> 00:17:08,673
噢,寶貝

342
00:17:11,301 --> 00:17:14,012
我為什麼等這麼久才買?

343
00:17:22,937 --> 00:17:24,229
你好,葛拉迪絲

344
00:17:24,230 --> 00:17:28,567
很抱歉之前讓你不開心
我想彌補你

345
00:17:28,568 --> 00:17:32,071
葛拉迪絲現在在休息
也許明天再跟她說吧

346
00:17:32,072 --> 00:17:35,199
我想送她生日禮物

347
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,492
我想說...

348
00:17:36,493 --> 00:17:39,204
我馬上回來,葛拉迪絲
還要喝茶嗎?

349
00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:44,500
她現在不太舒服,早上比較好

350
00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:47,377
這有點緊急

351
00:17:47,378 --> 00:17:53,342
我發現聖依納爵高中
在演《紅男綠女》

352
00:17:53,343 --> 00:17:55,761
所以我買了兩張今晚的票

353
00:17:55,762 --> 00:17:58,263
我想她可以聽聽老歌,你知道嗎?

354
00:17:58,264 --> 00:18:01,016
我不確定她能不能出門,尤其是晚上

355
00:18:01,017 --> 00:18:02,310
不,是...

356
00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:07,689
我已故的妻子也經歷過,所以我懂

357
00:18:07,690 --> 00:18:09,525
我了解

358
00:18:09,526 --> 00:18:12,611
這能幫助她看到熟悉的事物

359
00:18:12,612 --> 00:18:14,446
聽我說,有運動

360
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:17,074
有遊戲,可以做些事情來幫忙

361
00:18:17,075 --> 00:18:19,661
我們正在做,我保證

362
00:18:21,037 --> 00:18:25,165
查爾斯,你是個善良的人

363
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,168
但你才剛認識葛拉迪絲

364
00:18:27,669 --> 00:18:29,254
她幾乎不認識你

365
00:18:30,338 --> 00:18:31,464
這不一樣

366
00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:37,345
(生日快樂,查爾斯
葛拉迪絲、法蒂瑪、海倫)

367
00:18:42,308 --> 00:18:43,184
(今天我生日)

368
00:18:43,768 --> 00:18:44,810
生日快樂,查爾斯

369
00:18:44,811 --> 00:18:45,770
謝謝

370
00:18:50,441 --> 00:18:52,485
(壽星)

371
00:19:10,170 --> 00:19:11,671
不參加自己的派對?

372
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:14,841
沒心情慶祝

373
00:19:16,426 --> 00:19:18,344
聽說過葛拉迪絲的事嗎?

374
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,848
對,她沒救了

375
00:19:24,559 --> 00:19:28,688
這種人際疏遠的行為讓我受不了

376
00:19:30,732 --> 00:19:34,568
我試著給葛拉迪絲一個特別的夜晚

377
00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:38,363
希望能喚起她的記憶

378
00:19:38,364 --> 00:19:42,535
我買了高中音樂劇的票送她

379
00:19:44,954 --> 00:19:45,830
天才想法

380
00:19:46,664 --> 00:19:50,501
沒有什麼比穿著踢踏舞鞋的15歲少年
更能撫慰受傷的心靈

381
00:19:51,628 --> 00:19:53,086
你幹嘛這麼在意?

382
00:19:53,087 --> 00:19:54,672
你兩週前才認識她

383
00:19:55,173 --> 00:19:56,216
我忍不住

384
00:19:56,716 --> 00:19:58,967
我看到問題

385
00:19:58,968 --> 00:20:00,719
還有解決方案

386
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:04,349
就想要趕快解決問題

387
00:20:05,350 --> 00:20:08,061
我在這裡住了快五年了

388
00:20:08,561 --> 00:20:12,065
我看過無數人過世

389
00:20:13,233 --> 00:20:14,609
去醫院

390
00:20:15,693 --> 00:20:17,945
消失在失智護理中心

391
00:20:17,946 --> 00:20:19,821
你也知道,我是個好人

392
00:20:19,822 --> 00:20:21,240
你揍過我的臉

393
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:26,829
但在第五個
第十個、第二十個人離開後...

394
00:20:28,915 --> 00:20:32,252
這就成了生活中的一部分

395
00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,421
這裡的生活就是這樣,查爾斯

396
00:20:37,131 --> 00:20:38,340
你不懂

397
00:20:38,341 --> 00:20:40,718
因為這是你第一次面對失智症

398
00:20:42,428 --> 00:20:43,846
其實是第二次

399
00:20:46,224 --> 00:20:47,475
你老婆?

400
00:20:52,730 --> 00:20:54,399
有些東西永遠無法修復

401
00:20:55,108 --> 00:20:56,359
越早明白這道理

402
00:20:57,694 --> 00:20:59,862
就越早停止沉溺在罪惡感中

403
00:21:02,323 --> 00:21:03,825
我要去喝醉了

404
00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:06,494
生日快樂,阿呆

405
00:21:17,797 --> 00:21:18,923
謝謝

406
00:21:21,843 --> 00:21:22,843
玩得開心嗎?

407
00:21:22,844 --> 00:21:24,469
開心極了

408
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:27,889
喝酒、跳舞
最棒的是你不在這裡破壞氣氛

409
00:21:27,890 --> 00:21:31,936
- 你有其他地方要去嗎?
- 我剛才跟查爾斯說話

410
00:21:34,105 --> 00:21:35,690
如果他在你的獵豔名單上

411
00:21:36,649 --> 00:21:38,234
我勉強同意

412
00:21:40,194 --> 00:21:41,863
他似乎是個好人

413
00:21:44,073 --> 00:21:45,241
艾略特

414
00:21:45,783 --> 00:21:47,994
有多糟?醫生怎麼說?

415
00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:51,079
醫生很正面樂觀

416
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:53,874
他說我有很多值得活下去的原因

417
00:21:53,875 --> 00:21:54,959
他說得對

418
00:21:57,587 --> 00:21:59,130
我知道我是匹笨馬

419
00:21:59,797 --> 00:22:02,007
口臭像...你之前怎麼說的?

420
00:22:02,008 --> 00:22:03,468
- 燒焦的皮革
- 好,謝了

421
00:22:04,761 --> 00:22:05,928
對不起

422
00:22:07,013 --> 00:22:10,099
不只是過去幾週,而是...

423
00:22:13,144 --> 00:22:13,978
所有的事情

424
00:22:16,356 --> 00:22:17,940
我很抱歉,小吉

425
00:22:20,777 --> 00:22:22,653
我好像認識一個女牛仔

426
00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:24,405
她想要

427
00:22:24,906 --> 00:22:27,408
跟笨馬跳舞

428
00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:37,918
L是你看我的方式

429
00:22:37,919 --> 00:22:38,877
O...

430
00:22:38,878 --> 00:22:42,339
雖然你膝蓋不好
但你對珠寶很有品味

431
00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:43,841
那枚戒指真漂亮

432
00:22:45,009 --> 00:22:48,845
如果想打動有品味的女人
不能看起來像個白癡

433
00:22:48,846 --> 00:22:50,723
太遲了,我知道你是個白癡

434
00:22:55,019 --> 00:22:56,144
嘿

435
00:22:56,145 --> 00:22:58,689
我一週做三次椅子瑜珈

436
00:22:59,690 --> 00:23:00,858
看我的

437
00:23:03,945 --> 00:23:06,531
艾略特黑弗里爾,你願意嫁給我嗎?

438
00:23:07,907 --> 00:23:09,074
應該是我要這麼做

439
00:23:09,075 --> 00:23:12,161
跟上時代,老兄
你想不想再跟我結婚?

440
00:23:13,329 --> 00:23:14,664
我求之不得!

441
00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:21,629
我們要結婚了!

442
00:23:26,759 --> 00:23:28,094
燒焦的皮革

443
00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:33,724
{\an8}(太平洋風景行動
第22天,上午10點32分)

444
00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:46,153
這是《伙伴們》的服裝,你看過嗎?

445
00:23:46,154 --> 00:23:47,279
沒看過

446
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,156
是喔,那真的很棒

447
00:23:49,157 --> 00:23:50,240
婚禮的那一幕

448
00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:53,243
那件,我喜歡那件禮服

449
00:23:53,244 --> 00:23:54,161
你好,女士們

450
00:23:54,162 --> 00:23:57,039
你好,親愛的,坐啊

451
00:23:57,957 --> 00:23:59,249
可以給我一杯茶嗎?

452
00:23:59,250 --> 00:24:01,169
好啊,我馬上回來

453
00:24:05,715 --> 00:24:06,715
嗨,葛拉迪絲

454
00:24:06,716 --> 00:24:07,675
嗨

455
00:24:09,177 --> 00:24:10,178
你感覺怎麼樣?

456
00:24:10,678 --> 00:24:11,929
我很好

457
00:24:12,430 --> 00:24:14,932
最近有點累

458
00:24:17,935 --> 00:24:20,104
我想念我以前的個性

459
00:24:21,856 --> 00:24:22,732
我懂

460
00:24:25,651 --> 00:24:27,027
這是你的素描本嗎?

461
00:24:27,028 --> 00:24:28,028
對

462
00:24:28,029 --> 00:24:31,656
我從1960年代開始的
所有服裝設計都在這裡

463
00:24:31,657 --> 00:24:33,784
有些故事你一定不會相信

464
00:24:34,494 --> 00:24:35,912
我很想聽聽看

465
00:24:36,621 --> 00:24:38,705
{\an8}這是音樂劇《棋王》

466
00:24:38,706 --> 00:24:43,044
我跟導演為了服裝吵了很多架

467
00:24:43,878 --> 00:24:46,129
我妻子帶我去看過《棋王》

468
00:24:46,130 --> 00:24:51,426
我記得鑲著水鑽的服裝轉來轉去

469
00:24:51,427 --> 00:24:52,761
看了頭有點暈

470
00:24:52,762 --> 00:24:54,805
那就是我要的效果

471
00:24:57,683 --> 00:24:59,184
這是我的狗邦奇

472
00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:01,979
我縫衣服的時候,牠會坐在我腳邊

473
00:25:04,023 --> 00:25:05,483
這是什麼音樂劇?

474
00:25:05,983 --> 00:25:08,277
這些只是我的一些朋友

475
00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:11,280
這是佛蘿倫絲

476
00:25:14,158 --> 00:25:16,202
這是我的朋友查爾斯

477
00:25:16,994 --> 00:25:21,374
他長得很帥,但有點自以為是

478
00:25:22,291 --> 00:25:23,876
就是說啊

479
00:25:31,217 --> 00:25:32,802
- 艾略特
- 艾略特

480
00:25:34,095 --> 00:25:35,179
口臭

481
00:26:43,205 --> 00:26:45,124
(改編自《臨時偵探無限耆》)

482
00:26:47,209 --> 00:26:50,129
字幕翻譯:張瀛