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(太平洋風景退休社區)

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老闆,無線網路連不上
204號房的呼叫拉繩又壞了

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早安,傑倫,你好嗎?

4
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- 呼叫拉繩的事讓我壓力很大
- 你有重設系統嗎?

5
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修理好前,看好雪兒

6
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- 我會聯絡IT部門
- 好

7
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迪迪,無線網路不能用

8
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- 我們正在修,留意手機
- 我的無法開機

9
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那是副撲克牌,山姆

10
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德瑞克,嘿,我是迪迪

11
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對,你猜對了,好,十分鐘後見

12
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對了,你會修無線網路嗎?

13
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不知道耶

14
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有人知道無線網路為何會斷線嗎?

15
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那不是魔法嗎?

16
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我笨手笨腳的

17
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謝謝,嘿

18
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大衛神父還沒到
他的聖經研究小組正在等他

19
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好,我會打給他

20
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不,不是你,我已經打給你了

21
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我現在在跟你說話,快過來

22
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迪迪,你每天都在激勵我

23
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你的堅韌,還有你的敏銳

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碧翠絲,快看,是賽吉歐

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賽吉歐,早安!

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你好嗎?

27
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蘇珊,你在我的辦公室

28
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住戶委員會批准了我的新安全計劃

29
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我們應該一起討論

30
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大概需要兩個小時

31
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- 直接給我就好
- 好啦

32
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你想聽聽怪事嗎?

33
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好啊

34
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我們沒有鹽罐了

35
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不是鹽,而是...

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裝鹽的容器,我們只剩10個左右

37
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我們原本有幾個?

38
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不知道,50個?

39
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我們丟了40個鹽罐?

40
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- 對
- 搞什麼,丹尼斯?

41
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這不是我的錯

42
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好,我先處理無線網路問題
待會再訂新的

43
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那個給我作參考

44
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好,但我要在午餐前拿回來

45
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抱歉,您的電話無法接通...

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早

47
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826號房

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討厭

49
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糟糕

50
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{\an8}(菲爾茲咖啡)

51
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{\an8}《臥底老紳士》

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早,卡伯特

53
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早,查爾斯

54
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嘿,你的毛衣扣錯了

55
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打起精神,紐文迪克,謝謝

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早

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- 早
- 哈囉

58
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佛蘿倫絲呢?

59
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可能還在睡

60
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她已經連續三天不停籌劃單身派對

61
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說到這,我在想,我的單身派對

62
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我們可以去約翰牛排館
吃高檔牛排晚餐

63
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或是搭派對巴士去波霸餐廳

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小心,借過

65
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這邊

66
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正前方,右邊

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(救護車)

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怎麼了?

69
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佛蘿倫絲走了嗎?

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抱歉,小吉,我不能透露醫療個資

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那麼...

72
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悲傷的一天

73
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非常悲傷的一天

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佛蘿倫絲的追思慶典將在明晚舉行

75
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可能會很久,她有很多朋友

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羅伯特搬走了,失智護理中心有空房

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葛拉迪絲明天會搬進去

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這代表中心大樓會有兩個空房

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維護人員要開始進行深度清潔和翻新

80
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另外,不知為何
我們少了大約40個鹽罐

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請給我一份嫌犯名單

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從在走廊遊蕩的鹿開始

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就這樣,謝謝大家

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驚喜,嗨,親愛的

85
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嗨,你怎麼來了?案子還好嗎?

86
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很好

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今天沒什麼事,我想來看你們

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所以我就跳上火車

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太好了,我很高興你來了

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- 我...這週末很忙
- 謝謝

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我有很多事要辦

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我不會打擾你的,把我當壁紙

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你今晚要做晚餐嗎?

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因為我想吃中國菜

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我請客,我的帥孫子們在哪裡?

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好

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- 你吃那麼少?
- 兄弟,我吃了麥片

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什麼?什麼時候?

99
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20分鐘前

100
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不,爸,請你坐著就好

101
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孩子們會幫我收盤子,對吧?

102
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- 孩子們會幫我嗎?
- 外公不用收,我們為什麼要收?

103
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- 對
- 這邏輯很合理,兄弟

104
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- 謝了,爸,真感謝
- 天啊,兄弟

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打起精神,紐文迪克

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你爸還好嗎?

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他突然出現,感覺很怪,對吧?

108
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我想他沒事的

109
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他很會挑時機出現

110
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我明天有一大堆事情要做

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- 我可以幫忙
- 我在不在對他來說沒差

112
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他正在和他們孫子們
度過美好且有意義的時光

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天啊

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- 兄弟
- 不!

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- 我得分了,老兄
- 不,你為我們得分

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等等,安靜

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我要接電話

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- 喂
- 你在哪裡?

119
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你兩小時前就應該在我辦公室

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對,我在沙加緬度,所以去不了

121
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什麼?

122
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聽著,我得轉換心情
所以我來艾米莉家住一晚

123
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- 查爾斯,不,我跟你說過...
- 嘿,茱莉

124
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這週真的很難熬

125
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葛拉迪絲的狀況每況愈下
現在又輪到佛蘿倫絲

126
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我想和家人在一起,所以我就來了

127
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好吧,了解

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你明天會回來嗎?

129
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對,明天回去,到時見

130
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天啊!

131
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說好要暫停的,你們在做什麼?

132
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144個?

133
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比我需要的多100個

134
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好吧,隨便你,我要一整箱

135
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多久能送過來?

136
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十週?

137
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好,對,好吧

138
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我會填好表格

139
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不,我才要謝謝你,珍妮特

140
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嘿,瑞克,怎麼樣?

141
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好啊

142
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我現在馬上過去

143
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{\an8}(太平洋風景公司總部
上午10點35分)

144
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嘿,迪迪,抱歉讓你久等了

145
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今天忙翻了,我剛連續開完三個會議

146
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哇,好忙

147
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對啊,好,我們上樓吧

148
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謝謝你過來一趟,迪迪
要喝咖啡嗎?

149
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好啊

150
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濃縮咖啡?瑪奇朵?拿鐵?

151
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好,請給我拿鐵

152
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好,脫脂牛奶、杏仁奶
豆漿、燕麥奶、減脂牛奶?

153
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我現在後悔了,簡單就好,謝謝

154
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很簡單,我只要按按鈕

155
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好,你決定吧

156
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好,直接進入正題

157
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太平洋景觀退休社區
正在與拜納西南公司

158
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建立戰略合作夥伴關係

159
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天啊,你們有沒有停止過合併、收購

160
00:09:02,104 --> 00:09:04,439
縮減規模和重組?

161
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沒有,不

162
00:09:07,109 --> 00:09:09,277
太好了,是誰要接管誰?

163
00:09:09,278 --> 00:09:11,113
這是戰略夥伴關係

164
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他們要接管我們

165
00:09:13,156 --> 00:09:14,615
但這對你來說是件好事

166
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因為他們的總部在巴哈馬

167
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所以他們在找人來管理這個地區

168
00:09:23,959 --> 00:09:26,586
你要我來總公司工作?

169
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我不知道該怎麼做

170
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別妄自菲薄,迪迪
我們都知道你有多能幹

171
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這個職位薪水會更高

172
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工時會更好

173
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你已經在一線工作12年了

174
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難道你不想從壓力中解脫嗎?

175
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謝謝

176
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是這樣的
瑞克,我沒有不敬的意思

177
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公司爛透了

178
00:09:47,024 --> 00:09:48,441
繁文縟節很荒謬

179
00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:51,193
我花了四個小時才讓你們買新的鹽罐

180
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好,那就在這裡工作

181
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從上層解決問題,對吧?

182
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成為讓經理們更容易拿到鹽罐的人

183
00:10:00,829 --> 00:10:01,830
可惡,真好喝

184
00:10:03,123 --> 00:10:04,499
每層樓都有咖啡機

185
00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:09,338
- 嘿,鹽罐的事?
- 我正在處理

186
00:10:17,971 --> 00:10:20,389
- 衝啊!好!
- 天啊!

187
00:10:20,390 --> 00:10:22,892
- 好呀!得分!
- 天啊!

188
00:10:22,893 --> 00:10:24,644
- 不!
- 天啊

189
00:10:24,645 --> 00:10:26,520
我的天啊

190
00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:27,438
什麼?

191
00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:28,607
我的天啊

192
00:10:30,150 --> 00:10:31,151
外公!

193
00:10:32,069 --> 00:10:33,194
怎麼了?

194
00:10:33,195 --> 00:10:34,321
你贏了

195
00:10:35,656 --> 00:10:39,493
我為我的足球車和小帽子感到高興
就是這樣

196
00:10:41,703 --> 00:10:44,580
但你為什麼哭了?

197
00:10:44,581 --> 00:10:46,958
我這週過得很不順

198
00:10:50,754 --> 00:10:52,421
老闆,你有空嗎?

199
00:10:52,422 --> 00:10:53,423
有啊,怎麼了?

200
00:10:54,091 --> 00:10:56,801
你知道我每週都會
開車載艾略特去買雪茄?

201
00:10:56,802 --> 00:11:00,471
我現在覺得怪怪的
因為他被診斷出癌症

202
00:11:00,472 --> 00:11:03,599
好,你不能談論艾略特的健康問題
那是他的隱私

203
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,059
他一直掛在嘴上

204
00:11:05,060 --> 00:11:07,353
我可以拿遙控器,我得了癌症

205
00:11:07,354 --> 00:11:08,355
說得也是

206
00:11:09,398 --> 00:11:11,816
每個人應對壞消息的方式都不一樣

207
00:11:11,817 --> 00:11:13,818
有些人會哭,有些人不會

208
00:11:13,819 --> 00:11:16,529
有些人會抽雪茄,變得很霸道

209
00:11:16,530 --> 00:11:19,323
艾略特是成年人
你不能把他當小孩看

210
00:11:19,324 --> 00:11:24,413
我知道,可是幫他買
讓他的健康惡化的東西感覺不太對

211
00:11:25,622 --> 00:11:27,665
好,我今天會載他去

212
00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:28,959
謝謝

213
00:11:30,085 --> 00:11:31,044
就這樣嗎?

214
00:11:32,421 --> 00:11:33,338
還有一個...

215
00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:38,384
隨口問問,辦公室戀情...

216
00:11:38,385 --> 00:11:39,511
那是不是...

217
00:11:40,303 --> 00:11:41,262
你怎麼看...

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那樣好嗎?還是...

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正式來說,公司通常會反對那種事

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對

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所以大家都討厭公司

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人生苦短,要好好享受

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嘿,塔碧莎,早安

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嗨,迪迪

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去拿果汁給我

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我得了癌症

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嘿,你能幫我把水管拿到外面嗎?

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好

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傑斯?

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什麼事?

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- 可以現在就去做嗎?
- 好

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- 傑斯?
- 兄弟,你真的很在意這條水管

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別那麼糾結

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外公叫我告訴你,他出去買咖啡了

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- 好
- 他還好嗎?

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很好,為什麼要問?

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因為他朋友死了

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什麼?誰?

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佛蘿倫絲,願她安息

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不,佛蘿倫絲死了?

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- 兄弟,跟上進度
- 等等,你怎麼知道?

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外公哭了,我們問他原因,他都不說

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- 但我們一直問,然後他就說了
- 你們在聊什麼?

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- 媽不知道外公為什麼難過
- 因為佛蘿倫絲死了

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兄弟,那是讚美食物的手勢

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或者是因為C.J.要搬去西伯利亞

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是新加坡,多看點書

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- 閉嘴
- C.J.是誰?

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他是不是跟所有人訴苦
唯獨不跟我說?

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他不能跟你說,因為你整天都在忙

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別責怪槍手

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“別怪傳消息的人”?

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隨便啦,槍手就是會開槍

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沒錯

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嘿,媽叫你把水管拿去外面

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天啊

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{\an8}來看你們真是太棒了,謝謝招待

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你確定你還好嗎?

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對啊

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你為什麼...你怎麼...

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那是因為...

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孩子們跟我說你朋友過世了

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是的

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傷心

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非常傷心

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ARCO加油站現在是雪佛龍了

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那是什麼時候的事?

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我想我只是希望你遇到傷心事時

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你會想找我傾訴

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你做不到不是你的錯

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而是...

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我們的模式

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我們會陷入循環,你逃避事情

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然後我也逃避,然後就沒有...

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這...你知道,我們不會...

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或不能...那麼做

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我...希望我們可以...那麼做

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這個嘛...

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我想你說得對

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我們下次見面時一定要好好討論

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你要...

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你錯過了去火車站的路

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你不用坐火車回去

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我要載你回舊金山,就是這樣

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我們兩個

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- 那...
- 你跟我

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傑倫去哪了?

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他應該帶我去煙店

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他出去辦事了,今天我帶你去

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你看看

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如果我要新的鹽罐

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公司要我填12頁的表格
好像在申請房貸似的

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謝了,歐巴馬

294
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不,你是認真的

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好吧,我們走吧

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你好嗎?

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- 我得了癌症
- 我聽說了

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{\an8}我的想法是,媽就像是情感的黏著劑

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所以少了她,我和你就沒那麼親近了

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因為黏著劑沒了

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或者說...

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我們就像拱門

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媽則是...

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那叫什麼?拱頂石?

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你剛用了建築術語

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對啊

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想不想聽聽

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比利時一座有九百年歷史的教堂拱門
不可思議的故事?

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聽起來好無聊

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{\an8}我得從孩子們那裡得知你朋友去世?

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我已經很傷心了

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我覺得沒必要讓艾米莉也傷心

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你的生活很充實
有工作、孩子和喬爾

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我不想成為你的負擔

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爸,這就是問題所在

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我們不溝通才是負擔

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我覺得和你不親近是一種負擔

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老實說,我從沒這樣想過

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對啊,你知道的...

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不好意思

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你在做什麼?

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我要聽以斯拉克萊恩的節目

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我以為我們聊完了

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我們聊完了吧?

325
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我們才剛開始

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維吉妮亞還好嗎?

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她很傷心,我覺得我好像幫不了她

328
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你唯一能做的就是
在她需要你的時候陪伴她

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她需要更多與佛蘿倫絲相處的時間

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但我給不了她

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我記得我媽過世的時候

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我想

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“再五分鐘就好”

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如果能再和她相處五分鐘
我願意付出任何代價

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那是我們想要的,對吧?

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和我們愛的人有更多時間相處

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小吉愛佛蘿倫絲

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她也愛你

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天知道為什麼,但她愛你

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好,我去車上等

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這裡好臭

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{\an8}所以你來我家不打算說心事?

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{\an8}對,我想是的

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你看,爸,那就是問題

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你想逃避自己的情緒時

346
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就去找你女兒?

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00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:44,042
我只是想休息一天,遠離案子

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遠離悲傷,遠離一切

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為什麼這麼難懂?

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茱莉懂我

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“茱莉懂我”?

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所以你找假女兒聊過
卻沒找真女兒聊?

353
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你...

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00:17:55,136 --> 00:17:57,513
第一,拜託別告訴我你吃醋了

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第二,起碼她直接說她不想談這種事

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至於你,二之一,我一去你家

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你就消失了

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00:18:07,315 --> 00:18:11,443
你花了三個小時找新的澆花水管

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好,我一開始就說了
這也是我的錯

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00:18:14,239 --> 00:18:16,406
那為什麼聽起來像你在怪我?

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- 不知道,對不起
- 你在怪我

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- 聽起來是這樣
- 對不起

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{\an8}(加州舊金山,下午4點53分)

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{\an8}嘿

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老實說,我覺得我們不用擔心

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我覺得...所有的...

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複雜、多層次的情感問題...

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大概都會...

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迎刃而解

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這趟旅程...

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實在不容易

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我可以問你一個嚴肅的問題嗎?

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我們要怎麼知道

374
00:19:01,286 --> 00:19:04,247
我們有了我們想要的關係?

375
00:19:05,373 --> 00:19:07,208
我不知道,我...

376
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等我們看到就知道了

377
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因為我覺得我永遠也無法自在地...

378
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向你傾訴我生命中所有悲傷的事

379
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但其中有些悲傷的事也是我的

380
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人們就是這樣療傷的,爸

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你知道嗎?人們會跟朋友
和心愛的人傾訴自己的悲傷

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媽去世了,你在一天之內

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就收拾好她的東西
貼上標籤,收進儲藏室

384
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從那以後我們就再也沒談過這件事

385
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不管正確的方法是什麼

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那並不是

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- 我該回家了
- 不,你大老遠開來這裡

388
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,376
不要在夜晚開車

389
00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:53,629
這個時間橋上的車很多

390
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拜託...

391
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來,拿我的鑰匙,去我家睡

392
00:19:58,092 --> 00:19:59,718
洗手台底下有備用牙刷

393
00:19:59,719 --> 00:20:01,386
如果你覺得太悶

394
00:20:01,387 --> 00:20:04,139
就去樓下調溫度

395
00:20:04,140 --> 00:20:07,142
但要記住,感應器在閣樓

396
00:20:07,143 --> 00:20:08,811
所以整棟房子都很熱

397
00:20:09,354 --> 00:20:12,523
冷凍庫裡有一袋密封的咖啡

398
00:20:13,566 --> 00:20:14,692
我也愛你

399
00:20:25,954 --> 00:20:27,621
艾略特,老兄

400
00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:31,833
在我們致敬以前
跟我一起去露台抽煙吧?

401
00:20:31,834 --> 00:20:32,919
不了

402
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:35,880
你想去就去吧

403
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,840
我一直在想

404
00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:41,218
也許我應該少抽一點

405
00:20:41,219 --> 00:20:42,844
我知道你想擺脫我

406
00:20:42,845 --> 00:20:46,182
不過我想多活幾年

407
00:20:54,857 --> 00:20:56,358
聊得怎麼樣?

408
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:57,818
不知道

409
00:20:57,819 --> 00:20:58,945
很好

410
00:20:59,570 --> 00:21:00,905
很難,我...

411
00:21:01,823 --> 00:21:03,825
我不擅長這種事,你知道嗎?

412
00:21:04,325 --> 00:21:05,702
跟他聊...

413
00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,288
情感方面的事,我...

414
00:21:09,289 --> 00:21:10,707
我不擅長

415
00:21:11,499 --> 00:21:13,375
天啊,寶貝,沒有人擅長這種事

416
00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,669
這簡直是不可能的

417
00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:18,046
有些人會聊心事

418
00:21:18,047 --> 00:21:20,091
有些人就是不會

419
00:21:20,591 --> 00:21:22,843
你只是試著成為會聊心事的人

420
00:21:22,844 --> 00:21:24,220
那樣就很棒了

421
00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,891
我愛你,我很高興我們結婚了

422
00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:31,477
兄弟,你哪位?

423
00:21:33,229 --> 00:21:35,230
兄弟,我是你太太艾米莉

424
00:21:35,231 --> 00:21:36,773
是喔!

425
00:21:36,774 --> 00:21:38,735
好吧,我也愛你,兄弟

426
00:21:39,986 --> 00:21:42,030
她是位非常善良的女士

427
00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:46,826
護唇膏推出新口味時,她總是很興奮

428
00:21:48,661 --> 00:21:50,997
她總是關心我的孩子們

429
00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:55,918
我會非常想念她

430
00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:02,550
謝謝你,阿旺

431
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:08,598
佛蘿剛為自己買了按摩椅

432
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:11,976
她說她希望大家都可以試試

433
00:22:14,187 --> 00:22:17,398
所以為了紀念佛蘿,來按摩一下吧

434
00:22:20,234 --> 00:22:21,819
她是我遇過...

435
00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:25,490
最棒的人

436
00:22:26,324 --> 00:22:28,993
現場沒有人不愛她

437
00:22:29,994 --> 00:22:32,413
連蘇珊也愛她,蘇珊討厭所有人

438
00:22:34,499 --> 00:22:35,999
總之,我哭夠了

439
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,878
謝謝各位分享美好的話語

440
00:22:39,379 --> 00:22:42,005
還有其他人想分享

441
00:22:42,006 --> 00:22:45,885
關於佛蘿姐的感受或回憶嗎?

442
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:57,814
佛蘿倫絲是我在這
最早交到的朋友之一

443
00:23:01,526 --> 00:23:05,612
人們認為詩人是孤獨的

444
00:23:05,613 --> 00:23:08,449
但她很親切友善

445
00:23:10,159 --> 00:23:12,829
不久前,她幫了我一個忙

446
00:23:13,663 --> 00:23:16,791
我當時無法上台表演

447
00:23:18,459 --> 00:23:20,128
現在似乎是時候了

448
00:23:23,423 --> 00:23:25,590
“全世界是一個舞台

449
00:23:25,591 --> 00:23:29,262
所有的男人和女人不過是演員

450
00:23:30,304 --> 00:23:32,974
他們有退場的時候,也有上場的時候

451
00:23:33,474 --> 00:23:36,519
一個人的一生中要扮演很多角色”

452
00:23:37,812 --> 00:23:42,525
“最初是嬰兒
在護士的懷裡哭泣和嘔吐

453
00:23:43,151 --> 00:23:46,027
然後是背著書包、發牢騷的學童

454
00:23:46,028 --> 00:23:51,284
帶著晨間的陽光
像蝸牛般不情願地爬向學校”

455
00:23:52,201 --> 00:23:53,660
“然後是情人

456
00:23:53,661 --> 00:23:55,412
像火爐一樣嘆息

457
00:23:55,413 --> 00:23:59,292
唱著寫給情人眉毛的悲哀歌謠”

458
00:24:00,334 --> 00:24:06,174
“然後是軍人,滿口奇怪誓言
鬍鬚像豹子一樣

459
00:24:06,674 --> 00:24:09,844
嫉妒榮耀,動不動就要吵架”

460
00:24:11,387 --> 00:24:13,972
“第六個階段變成了瘦弱

461
00:24:13,973 --> 00:24:16,099
穿著拖鞋的老叟

462
00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:20,771
鼻子上戴著眼鏡,腰間繫著囊袋”

463
00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:23,191
“最後一幕

464
00:24:23,691 --> 00:24:27,861
結束這奇特多變的人生

465
00:24:27,862 --> 00:24:30,155
是第二次的童年

466
00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:32,241
完全遺忘一切

467
00:24:33,993 --> 00:24:40,416
沒有牙齒,沒有眼睛
沒有味覺,什麼都沒有”

468
00:25:30,049 --> 00:25:31,007
嘿,你還在嗎?

469
00:25:31,008 --> 00:25:33,468
好,等我回去再走,我有禮物要給你

470
00:25:33,469 --> 00:25:34,845
128.61元

471
00:25:35,346 --> 00:25:37,472
還有...這個

472
00:25:37,473 --> 00:25:38,473
這是什麼?

473
00:25:38,474 --> 00:25:40,393
草莓西瓜口味

474
00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:49,986
100個鹽罐

475
00:25:50,570 --> 00:25:52,904
我猜應該夠你用幾個月

476
00:25:52,905 --> 00:25:54,447
你怎麼這麼快就拿到了?

477
00:25:54,448 --> 00:25:56,950
聽著,對不起,我剛剛對你態度很差

478
00:25:56,951 --> 00:25:59,704
這兩天過得很糟,你還需要什麼嗎?

479
00:27:23,996 --> 00:27:25,915
(改編自《臨時偵探無限耆》)

480
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,503
字幕翻譯:張瀛