(lively music)
- [Dr. DILF] In this palatial waterfront estate
in the heart of paradise,
a group of himbos are about to hunt
for the daddy of their dreams.
Welcome to "For the Love of DILFs".
I'm Dr. DILF, your favorite disembodied
gay relationship expert.
I'm back with another epic social experiment
where the couple voted most likely to succeed
will walk away with a $10,000 investment
in their relationship.
Last year, my plan to help a group of daddies
and himbos find love was a huge success.
So we're opening the doors to DILF Mansion again.
- I am here for 100% genuine, true, authentic love.
- I need a swolemate.
- I like fast cars and pretty boys.
- I need a little spice,
a little paprika needs to be added onto it.
And girl, guess what she's here to do, make it rain.
- [Dr. DILF] Get ready for the messy drama,
the random acts of shirtlessness,
and hopefully in the end, true love.
Speaking of true love, I can't do this alone.
That's why Stormy Daniels is back as host
and my personal muse.
She also approved all of my nudes.
Take it away, Stormy.
- Now you're probably asking yourself
why are they having her host a gay reality show?
Well, I will try anything twice,
and I also happen to be very openly bisexual.
Also and most importantly,
I'm truly running out of creative ways
to piss off the conservatives.
Also, I really do wanna help all these himbos and daddies
find love because what's more genuine
than love found on a reality show?
This season, the daddies are daddying
and the himbos are confused.
So what do you say?
Shall we get this started?
Welcome to "For the Love of DILFs".
(lively music)
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh, will you be my
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, oh daddy ♪
- [Dr. DILF] Enough exposition, let's meet the himbos.
- Hi, my name is Aaron Chapplain,
I'm from Toronto, Ontario.
but some of my friends also call me gay Jesus.
I'm actually a professional figure skater.
I've traveled the world for about seven years now
with multiple different companies, skating every single day,
and it's truly been a dream come true.
I'm someone that really goes off of their spirit,
their emotions, their vibe, truthfully.
I think for me, what I'm looking for in a daddy
is someone that is secure in themself
and someone who isn't gonna be afraid
to take action as well.
Can't believe I'm here, holy crap.
- [Dr. DILF] Aaron is dressed like a DL frat boy
that loves oral but won't kiss after.
- Damn, look at me, I size up.
What's up, Nick.
I sized up.
What's up, I'm NickMasc.
I'm 20, I'm 30 years old.
I'm from West Hollywood, California
and I'm a West Hollywood socialite.
- [Dr. DILF] Don't worry, Nick makes up for being 30
with muscles and a chronic need for validation.
- For work, I am a model slash promoter slash MC.
When it comes to a daddy, I'm looking for that fit fam.
I need swolemate.
Somebody who's gonna stand by my side
and spot me when I need it.
Do I expect sex here?
If the cards fall right,
and if I have the cards and I throw them in the right spots.
- [Dr. DILF] Save a horse, ride a himbo.
(Rico speaking in foreign language)
- I'm from Los Angeles, California.
I live in San Diego, 27 years old,
and I'm your dirty mechanic. (laughs)
I feel like a himbo is just someone who's like super sexy,
confident, young, himbo with a brain.
What do I like in my daddies?
I love a hairy big Kula.
You know what I mean?
Nice, big, put your face in.
You know what I mean?
- [Dr. DILF] We call that fine dining.
Bon appetit.
♪ Wanna let it all out
- My name is Daniel and I'm from Brooklyn, New York.
And I'm just trying to find my daddy
up in these streets because life is hard,
but at the same time, love is harder.
- [Dr. DILF] Anyone else fantasizing
about French braiding his hair?
Don't kink shame me.
- What makes me a himbo is because I like to be pampered.
I like when a daddy takes charge.
Don got me wrong, I like to take charge too.
I want someone, but at the same time,
I hope they want me too.
And my double cheeseburgers.
♪ Like nobody's watching
♪ When I grow up, I'm a be a supermodel ♪
- What's up, what's up y'all as your boy Quis.
I'm 25 years old from LA.
I'm just ready to find the daddy of my dreams.
I'm a model and dancer and I'm also a surfer as well.
What makes me a himbo?
First off, I'm sexy.
This ass moves like waters.
If that ass don't move, are you really a himbo, come on.
- [Dr. DILF] Who needs a piece of ass
when you can have a kiss of us?
- Anybody who knows more than me,
I always take that as an opportunity to learn.
Never get intimidated.
So I need a daddy who can show me something new.
Teach me something that can be an asset
to what I have going on already.
I just want to give a twerk
because, I have to since I'm in this house already.
- Okay, twerk it.
Twerk that ass.
- She think though.
She think though. - Come on.
Like I like it.
- I'm gonna wait for alcohol. - All right.
(water splashing)
- My thighs and my ass took my phone
and it ended up in the ocean.
- Oh no. - Oh, I see it, your phone.
- Shut up. - Oh.
- I don't know, I don't know.
My ass took my phone and threw it in the lake.
We've put it at that, you know, like that's what happened.
So my phone ended up in the lake.
- [Dr. DILF] Thank God we've saved the nudes.
Five minutes in and we've already done
a search and rescue mission.
Pure himbo behavior.
Now here she is, the MILF to my DILF,
the one, the only Stormy Daniels.
(lively music)
I hired the best drag queens in South Florida
to do her makeup.
And let me tell you, money well spent.
Gorgeous.
- The queen, yes! - Oh my gosh, beautiful.
- I think she is a powerhouse of a woman.
She's fucking changed the world.
She's got her hair as as big as her boobs.
And I'm like, "Damn girl, where you going later?"
- Hi baby.
Stormy Daniels is going turn me straight.
Amazing.
(Rico laughing)
- You look so good. - Thank you, so do you.
Welcome to DILF Mansion himbos.
(himbos cheering)
- I hope her husband or her boo don't mind.
But I was looking at her cupcake too, like, "Okay."
But at the end of the day, I'm gay, so you know?
- I just met the daddies and they're hot.
- Oh. - Ooh.
- How hot.
- I had to change my panties already.
- Oh. - I know which one
I would take, but you're gonna have to wait
a little bit longer to actually see them.
Good news is you can sniff them, taste them,
and listen to them.
- Daddy. - If you just smell good,
that is what's gonna make these draws wet.
- Don't worry, you don't have to just settle
for who you pick because tonight
we're gonna have a group mixer.
Hence, if you see something you like better,
you can have your opportunity to make that move.
You guys were all given some blindfolds
when you walked in, correct?
- Yes. - Yeah.
- Go ahead and blindfold yourselves.
- [Himbos] Oh God.
- This is reminding me of the other night, fuck.
- Oh daddies. (lively music)
- Hi, my name is Sal.
I am from New York and I like fast cars and pretty boys.
Or is it pretty cars and fast boys, whichever.
- [Dr. DILF] His name is Big Sal.
But not because of his height.
- I spent 35 years working on Wall Street
and I had a long and successful career,
and now I'm currently retired.
I feel like a daddy is somebody you can depend on,
mature emotionally, mature physically,
the ability to make good choices
because they've already made all their bad choices
and I've made plenty.
(lively music)
- Hello, I'm Jimmy.
I'm your ginger daddy from Chicago.
And I have been called a daddy since I was 25.
- [Dr. DILF] Because of his deeply repressed childhood.
- I work for a fintech company and I do forecasting,
planning and analysis for them.
I can see in someone who is younger and old soul,
I've always been an old soul.
And knowing that kind of maturity exists and seeing it,
it is an immediate draw for me.
(lively music)
- My name is Nigel Battle, I'm from New Jersey.
And I am here for 100% genuine, true, authentic love.
I am a surgical medical assistant
and I also do content creation, YouTube,
and coach YouTube on the side.
Physically I'm a himbo,
I'm definitely looking for somebody
with a little bit more cushion, something to grab,
slap, squeeze, all that juicy stuff
is what I'm looking for, for sure.
When I'm in a relationship
or when I'm truly caring for somebody,
I really like to care for them and be there for them,
comfort them in so many ways, almost like a daddy does.
(lively music)
- Hi America, my name is Luders.
I'm 42 years old and I'm your sexy Haitian daddy.
I think in order to be a daddy
you have to be somebody who's responsible,
mature, experienced, but I'm also looking for fun.
I've never been in a relationship,
so this is my moment to shine.
I love a sexy himbo, I love a confident himbo,
I feed off of that.
(lively music)
- Hey, my name's Kane, I am from Australia.
I am a yoga instructor.
I'm known as Daddy Kane in the house.
- [Dr. DILF] Another Aussie.
Can't wait to get him down to his budgie smugglers.
- What makes me a daddy?
Is it an age thing?
Is it a feeling thing?
It's just a thing really.
I just, that's who I am now.
- [Dr. DILF] I like to believe
it's an accumulated wealth thing, cha-ching.
- A lot of people my age are really settled.
I'm really nomadic
and I like to have a lot of freedom in my life
and I find that younger himbos also have that freedom
and that's what attracts me to that.
♪ Why aren't you feeling high
- Oh my goodness, it's like a daddy buffet
or a sample platter and I am so here for it.
The order of go was randomly chosen.
You are allowed to approach your daddies
and daddies you are allowed to say only one thing.
You're allowed to say, "I am your daddy,"
in your best, sexiest voice.
- It was definitely a power flip for me
and I was like, "Oh shit, I hope they can't smell
how old I am."
- So Aaron, we're gonna start with you.
- I was really not expected to be blindfolded
this early in the house, but why not?
Let's go for it.
- Hi, I'm Aaron, hugs. - I'm your daddy.
- Get a good sniff.
- Hmm, okay.
I hugged every single one
because I wanted to actually feel their energy onto mine.
- I'm your daddy. - Scent is a huge thing.
You wanna have someone that's clean
and doesn't smell bad 'cause that's a major thing.
- So would you like number 1, 2, 3, 4, or five?
- I'm gonna just go with what I started with,
so I'll go with number one.
- I was super excited because I,
you know, I didn't wanna be the last kid picked
for kickball, but I did have my eye on somebody
and I got picked first.
So the other guy who I was interested in
never got a chance to sniff me and feel me,
which I thought would've been hot.
- Whoa, okay. - Oh yeah.
That's a thing. - That's some caveman style.
- I was gonna go blindly. - I'll be your little
seeing eye, pussy. - I'm just kind of excited
to get a good whiff of these boys.
Yeah. - I am your daddy.
- Oh yeah, you are. (laughs)
Oh, she's hairy.
- I'm your daddy. - I walk up to the daddies
and I automatically felt like Goldilocks.
I was like, this one's too big, this one's too small.
- Hey, I'm your daddy. - Oh, you smell nice.
Oh, I'm gonna go with this one.
- All right, that was easy.
- I like smells.
I like a little man stank.
You know, a little after the gym,
like little menage a trois, if you will.
- Nick is beautiful, like he is,
I'm batting way above my average.
- Definitely I sense different energies,
but as long as you got that ass
and you know, body's cool,
like got some hair on there, I'm looking for it.
I'm loving it, you know?
(lively music)
Ay santo. - I'm your daddy.
(Rico speaking in foreign language)
- You feel me, that ass right there is like,
I was like, "Okay, I like that,
I'm liking the hair, I'm liking the beard."
(Nigel laughing)
- All right, that was obvious.
- That made me feel absolutely adored.
I went in feeling nervous
that maybe I would just get passed on
for being a little bit thicker and furry.
And it turns out that that's the exact reason
why he grabbed a little more.
- Come with me. - Okay.
(gentle music)
- I literally smelled and I was like,
"Oh my God, he smells so good."
My eyes was wide closed.
- [Dr. DILF] I don't know what wide closed means,
but I think his legs are about to be wide open.
- I see you got pegs
that lets me know you got other things too.
That's feelable.
I was like, "Okay, I think I will work with him."
- I'm hoping the camera is not pointing
in a certain direction
because one touch it all rise. (laughs)
Oh my God.
- Well, we're down to our last two.
So apparently the fates have chosen.
Come meet your daddy.
- Daddy, where are you?
- Take a moment,
I don't wanna cheat you out of your groping.
- We both knew it was default
and so it wasn't about anything other than,
well, we're gonna get to know each other.
- Lemme see how big your feet are.
- Oh my God. - Not that.
- Oh man, you got a good size.
You do, you do.
- The fact that I was the last one to choose
it honestly was like it was fate
and it was meant to happen.
- So are you guys ready to see who you have matched with?
- Yeah. - All right.
We're gonna start with you.
- Damn - Hi daddy.
- How are you? - Hello.
- You know what?
I was a little shocked.
Not the typical guy that I go for,
but he just seen a black king in front of him
and he said, "Oh yeah."
- [Dr. DILF] I hope opposites attract
because Jimmy is wider than sitting on the bed
in street clothes.
- See y'all later. - You're up next.
- Hey. - Hey.
How are you?
- I didn't think he was gonna be that short,
but you know what?
I think I'm gonna like him a lot.
- Oh, hey man, how's it going?
- Good, how are you? - Nice to see you.
Very attractive guy.
Older than I usually go for, but he just has this swagger.
He is cool, he's got this little sexy tone to him.
- I think he was happy.
I mean, he's six four, so he looked down at me.
I'm barely five nine.
- [Dr. DILF] Aaron loves to travel, so he needs a daddy
that fits in the overhead bin.
- Next up.
All right, ready? - Yeah.
1, 2, 3.
- What the fuck, yes.
When I saw him, it was just like a breath of fresh air
to know like there was someone here that I was like,
I'm gonna be attracted to.
- We're good. - Good to meet you.
- Yeah, we're good.
What's your name? - Nigel.
- Nigel, I'm Rico. - Nice meet you.
- I love that you tried to take him away
before we got the name. - We're done.
- Show's over, thank you.
- Your name is mine.
- Pure Happiness.
The look in his eyes just meant so much to me.
He just felt grateful.
Like I could tell that he was happy that he had chose me
and that just made me feel so good.
- I got you. - Oh, you got me.
Thank you boo.
Okay, look at you. - You cute.
- You are cute.
Oh, cum in me?
- Yes, this is what I've been waiting for, baby.
- Oh, Jesus.
- I get one of the sexiest guys.
- Bye Stormy. - Bye Stormy, thank you.
- Oh, thank you.
- Aw, I just love matchmaking.
I'm gonna need those blindfolds for my orgy later.
Dr. DILF will be mad.
Boys.
Hey, I'm gonna need those blindfolds.
(lively music)
- [Dr. DILF] Now our blind dates
will get some one-on-one time together in the yard
to feel each other out,
after they felt each other up.
- To meeting my daddy - And last pick.
- Last pick, right.
It was meant to be, right?
- It was. - It was.
He's not my typical guy that I go for, but very clean cut.
He looks like that he takes care of himself.
- So Jimmy, right? - That's Jimmy.
- Jimmy, okay. - Quis.
- Yep, that's me, I'm Quis.
- Nice to meet you. - How old are you?
- I am 46. - Oh really?
- Yeah. - I wouldn't have guessed 46.
- Well I appreciate that.
And you know that the way I do that
is generally by staying out of the sun.
So important question, how often do you do your laundry?
That question had many layers in it.
It was about how they smell.
It was about how much money they spend on clothes.
It was about how they take care of themselves.
- I do my laundry, I probably, I do it like.
- Honestly, don't lie. - I'm like.
- This is important, I feel like a lie is coming.
- Probably like every like two weeks, not gonna lie.
- Okay, that's reasonable.
Two weeks is perfectly perfect.
- Do you pay rent or do you pay mortgage?
- I pay mortgage. - Oh, nice.
Even though he looks like he works at the post office,
he has this edge to him
and this personality that I can definitely dig with.
- So what do you think about spending some more time
tonight at the mixer?
(gentle music)
- No, I don't want to.
- Oh, I was thinking exactly the same thing.
- Were you? - No interest whatsoever.
God, yes. - God yes, yes.
Our lips are two different sizes,
but it still felt really good and he's a really good kisser.
That's why you cannot judge a book by its cover
because you just don't know
what that book may feel like or tastes like.
- [Dr. DILF] Okay, who's gonna tell him what a book is?
(lively music)
♪ Yeah, we found a better life
- So tell me a bit about yourself.
Like where are you from?
- I am from New York.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Cool, and what do you do? - I'm retired.
- Oh wow, okay.
- Retired Wall Street executive.
- Oh, awesome. - Yeah.
- So how's that life?
How's everything with that?
Like enjoying living it. - Excellent, yeah I love it.
Yeah, I have a great life, yeah.
- So let's get in the pool.
- Yeah, it's hot. - I know.
- So I think getting in the pool is a great idea.
Take these off, that's for sure.
Oh, see, you're almost,
you're actually a little taller than me now.
- Yeah, this works. - When I'm right down here.
- He's used to that, he's taller than most people.
I dated a guy who was six seven for a little while.
It was part of the reason that we couldn't make it work.
He was very interested in me.
He was a younger guy, but I'm a little bit dominant
in the bedroom and I couldn't throw him around
like I like, nor could I pick him up.
I like to do that too.
- What's like the last live music situation
that you've been to?
- Probably can't tell, but I was a deadhead in the-
- Oh really, yeah? - Late seventies.
- Oh my gosh, that's so awesome.
Mine's very different, but some Spice Girls.
Also really realized I was gay there
when they were doing the whole like naked scene behind this
and everyone's freaking out
and I'm just like, can we get to the next song, like.
- Just seemed really interesting.
Like seems very confident.
Knew who he was, has experienced life,
just right off the bat there, so I was excited.
- So you think you wanna hang out some more?
- Yeah, I think I'm down to do that.
- Yeah, me too, I'd like to get to know you better.
- That would be really fun actually.
- All right. - Let's do this baby.
- Yeah.
(water splashing) (lively music)
- The kiss for me was a little unexpected.
- [Dr. DILF] It was unexpected for everyone
watching the date.
- It was good, it was nice.
It felt great.
- He's a good kisser, and that's where we're at.
Six four maybe I could handle, I don't know, we'll see.
♪ Everything changes
when you fall in love ♪
- Was that weird having us all lined up like that.
- So it was definitely a different experience for me.
But I like what I felt definitely.
- With the drinks and getting into pool,
I was hoping that as soon as we got in
we could just go at it.
I know that sounds crazy
but I just immediately felt a connection.
And I love like aquatic romance.
So the minute I got into the water
I was just ready to be grabbed let's,
I was ready to go for it.
- How was it for you, like?
- It was scary, yeah.
The whole experience, you know what I mean?
Just coming out here, I'm like something real gonna happen?
Is it not? - That part, yeah.
- You know what I mean?
Like it could go either way. - Definitely.
And that's the part that kind of like scares me.
Especially like being on the show,
like you could find like a lot of people
not coming out here for the right things.
Really, I came on the show
to see like where everyone's heart is
and where I can like put my heart, you know?
So going on this first date
really kind of like opened up that layer
that I was looking for.
- It's funny you say that 'cause like that's so huge to me.
Like liking someone back
and it's probably like my favorite part of the day
was like lifting up your blindfold
and you just seemed like so appreciative.
I was like, "Wait, like."
- How do you not appreciate a bear like you?
What you mean?
- My number one reason for being here
is to find a real, genuine, true connection.
And the fact that the person that I believe
I found that with is looking for the same thing.
I honestly, I just couldn't be happier.
- What about your occupation?
- Medical assistant specialized in dermatology.
- Okay. - But I also do
lots of content creation, love to create on YouTube.
- That does connect a little bit with like being a himbo
and I'm not the type to judge anyone's career,
but you're a daddy and you're doing like YouTube stuff.
All I can say is we gotta give him time to find out
whether he is a himbo or a daddy.
- So are you a super like vanilla guy
or do you have any like fun kinks
that you like to explore?
- So I'm not vanilla, not at all.
You need to be able to spit in my mouth
and I need to be able to spit in your mouth.
- [Dr. DILF] It's important to stay hydrated.
- When Rico told me that's what he was into,
it immediately made me excited.
I knew that he was adventurous, I knew that he was fun.
Done. (Nigel and Rico laughing)
- So, you know what I mean?
- And I didn't even need to know any other kinks he was into
because that one leads to a whole bunch of other ones
that I'm sure are connected to that.
And I'll find out later.
♪ But if you ever hurt me
♪ Oh, I'm gonna make you regret it ♪
♪ You won't forget it
♪ If you ever hurt me, if you ever hurt me ♪
- It's Daniel. - Luders.
- There you go. - I'm 32 by the way.
And how old are you? - 42.
- What?
Honey, black don't crack.
- But honestly you're really, really cute.
- What's so cute about me?
- I'm tall, you're short.
Which is what I like.
And I saw your pretty teeth.
But I do have a question for you.
You have such pretty teeth.
I have this thing when I look at people
and I look at their teeth, the kissing is what I want to do.
I wanna do it so bad.
So you know, I wanna make sure that
my lips and your lips- - Match.
- And right now it's matching for me.
So that's all I'm gonna say right now.
It matches. - You want to give me a kiss?
- Of course I wanna give you a kiss.
- Go ahead.
- [Dr. DILF] Nine out of 10 dentists recommend Luders
for that extra daddy freshness.
- It was stupendous, exciting.
The kunta got hot.
Oh, okay. - Can I get another kiss?
- Of course you can. - Oh, that's my baby.
- I like when a man takes charge because it's like, "Oh."
Whereas I'm, "Oi," and I like that.
- Well I need something to seal the deal.
- Oh, okay. - Can I get another kiss?
- Of course you can. - Oh, that's my baby.
- [Dr. DILF] Looks like this batch of himbos and daddies
came into the mansion ready to make out.
But not every frog you kiss will turn into a prince.
Let's see how our final couple puckers up.
- Oh, here we are.
- How you feeling?
- I'm good, I feel good.
I feel like I picked right, I'll tell you that.
I was so nervous because I was like,
is he gonna expect to make out?
Is he gonna expect to like me to like have some great thing
that I've accomplished?
- Have you traveled much?
- Yeah, you know what, I do travel.
I work as an MC and a party host.
- Oh yeah, sweet. - And also a promoter.
So I like travel around the world.
- That whole lifestyle is probably not where I am at.
But he has the freedom to travel,
which is really attractive to me.
And that was the first thing that we spoke about.
So that was really exciting for me.
- Have you been to Australia? - Well, I have not yet.
I really want to go, I love the accent.
I always tell people, I'm like,
"If you're like say a four,
you get three points for an accent,
you always get, you get three points added."
- Am I four? - No, no, no, no.
Oh my god, no, no, my God.
Definitely one of, I think the most attractive dads here.
- Oh that's cute. - I love a man who works out
and he's the most fit in my honesty.
- It makes you feel good, of course.
You know I, yeah look, hey,
he can say that anytime. (laughs)
Cheers to that. - Yeah, we're gonna cheers.
Make time for me, make time for me.
So I'll make time for you.
See you're tonight.
You know he's just a down to earth guy
that just wants to get to know me better.
♪ Nothing is gonna break you or take your crown ♪
♪ Nothing is gonna break you down ♪
♪ Show them that the courage shines in you ♪
- [Dr. DILF] Let's go into DILF Mansion
where the daddies and himbos
are settling into their communal bedrooms.
We call it DILF Mansion
because the house is just like a daddy.
It's beautiful, protects the cast,
and is comfortable having multiple guys
inside of it at once.
Speaking of which,
we are throwing a pajama party tonight for our new cast.
But something tells me there won't be much sleeping.
Let's check in with the daddies.
- Oh boy. - Oh boy, what a day.
- Can you believe this? - How are you guys feeling
about these boys?
- We're gonna talk about the elephant in the room because.
- Making out in the elevator. - I was gonna say,
you brought the date back in here.
Wait a minute, like.
- When we walked in he said,
"Oh, should we take the elevator?"
And I said, "Yes, yes, we should take the elevator."
♪ If you're ready, I don't wanna wait ♪
And then we started making out, it was awesome.
It was so much fun.
We just instantly kind of fell into each other.
So it was very nice. - You are safe.
So we we not worried about that.
- Well, well wait, but first of all,
I'm gonna just rename myself from Big Sal
to himbos first choice, okay.
- Yeah, so if nothing else happens,
I got picked for my good energy
and I'm like, "I'm good with that."
You know, my age, like, you know,
I could be a bitter, jaded old queen and I'm not, like.
- Let us all know, how old are you?
- I'm 60.
I've had great love in my life.
I was back to back 21 years from 18 all the way.
Yeah like I have five year, three year,
and then my 13 year relationship.
(gentle music)
- Damn, hmm.
- So I've taken the last 10 years,
you know, 50 to 60, it's like prime years.
And I've just been purposely
not getting connected to anybody
or trying to stay away from any kind of feelings.
And you know what?
I think maybe there is an opportunity
I could love somebody again.
It made me emotional because even though I'm fighting it,
I feel like I could spend some time with somebody
and maybe enjoy a few years.
The thing I miss the most is having a fan.
- [Producer] What does that mean?
- You know, like when someone thinks you're really cool.
- Oh, you definitely need a hug.
My God.
- [Dr. DILF] Clearly these daddies
develop true emotional depth
through introspection and growth.
Now let's check in on some guys
who've done the opposite, the himbos.
- How did everyone's date really go?
Like what do we really think of the daddies
that we got right now?
How'd yours go?
Like you seem like y'all just clicking.
I seen y'all off the corner by yourselves.
- I mean the date was really good.
Like I liked his vibe.
We meshed well, but let me sit up for this.
- Oh. - Sit it up, bitch.
Lemme cross my legs.
- Now with this guy, when we just went to,
you know, mingle, we're gonna get ready to,
you know, be in our pajamas.
Homeboy gave me his pajamas to wear.
Now I brought my own.
- [Dr. DILF] Here's what happened earlier
after the blind date. - What's going on?
So how did you think the date went?
- It went great.
I really enjoyed you, so I just wanted us to match.
I'm wearing silk and I thought
maybe you could wear some silk,
you know, kind of get that vibe going.
I am going to stand out from the daddies
and give my himbo a little present.
You know, a little appreciation for you know,
kind of, you know, allowing me to have a date with him.
- I mean I like that.
However, I did bring my own pajamas.
- No, I understand.
And I'm, you know, I'm feeling you and.
- I did bring, you know my stuff, but-
- No, I understand. - Okay.
- And if you choose you wanna wear it, I will be,
you know, be appreciative of that.
- They just gave me that vibe already.
- It's crazy you said that
because like I was thinking like the exact opposite
of my daddy is, is like I really felt a mellow vibe with him
and everything like that.
And he's great and he, everything's about him is great
but I felt like he wasn't aggressive enough.
- Honestly, I think your daddy's the only one
that I'm kind of interested in because like I just,
'cause he's from Australia.
Dude, no. - My sister was born there
and my parents lived there before.
- My eyes just glazed the fuck over.
I'm like, dude.
Wait, I got really good advice though about my daddy.
Like stay away because he is mine.
I know we have a mixer later tonight so I know.
- I'm pretty good with mine, I'm just saying.
You're pretty good, but you could be great.
And my daddy's great, that's cool.
Nick's feelings regarding the situation
are very questionable to me because in all honesty,
I think that he's here to get the West Hollywood gay thing
to get that, that's what he's here for.
And they have a connection that's great.
But anyone can put on a frigging face for the camera
and I just don't believe it.
- [Producer] Would you say Nick's here to play the game?
- I'd say, "Oh 100%.
Nick is here to play the game."
- Everybody's fair game.
That's all I'm gonna say, you know what I mean?
- Well I think that we are getting ready
to party it up tonight, I'm ready.
We're gonna have a mixer tonight.
We're gonna get lit. - We're gonna turn up.
- I'm ready to twerk. I'm ready to,
I'm ready to.
Now I'm gonna turn it up.
- [Dr. DILF] Twerking is how himbos
establish social dominance.
Isn't nature fascinating?
♪ I've been so broken hearted
♪ It's you what I'm fighting for ♪
♪ You make me feel alive
Tonight the daddies and himbos are going to get intimate
with their intimates for a sexy sleepover.
But of course we have some surprises in store for them.
And before you could ask, yes I did pick Stormy's outfit.
- Baby. - That's something, yeah.
- [All] Woo.
- Good evening boys. - Hello mama.
- I just had to take the fucking stairs
'cause I almost slipped and fell in the elevator.
- Oh. - Who's responsible?
- Uh-oh, mom's mad. - So tonight is very important
'cause this is a competition
and we have an elimination coming up soon.
I want you to get to know everyone.
No one is off limits.
Talk to everybody.
Sample the buffet if you will.
So what's a good party
without a couple of party crashers, huh?
- Oh, shit. - Oh, boo.
- Come on, you know I couldn't let you guys
get away that easy.
- Oh my God. - I gotta make it
hard for you.
Daddy. (lively music)
- My name's Anthony.
I actually work at a high-end upscale lounge in Manhattan.
(lively music)
So I was in the Navy for four years
that actually gave me the foundation I needed
to have these conversations
with these other himbos and daddies in the house.
♪ Boy got me crazy
I'm hoping to leave DILF Mansion
with someone that I connect with on a level
that we can build something outside of this.
♪ Crazy
- Whoa. (daddies and himbos clapping)
- Okay we're not mad, we're not mad anymore.
- Daddy Anthony is hot as fuck,
and every single person can agree with me with that.
Like you look at this guy and you're like holy (bleep).
- Introduce yourself and tell us a little bit.
- Hi, my name is Anthony, I'm from New York.
I do have a daughter and I'm 40.
- Okay, you're an actual daddy.
- You don't look 40, God damn. (laughs)
- What's your secret? - That's what I wanna know.
- It was very nervous.
I'm walking into these other daddies and himbos
that they've already possibly connected
and here I am, you know, trying to like slide in,
possibly take one of their dates.
And it was, it was a lot.
- And to have one more treat for you guys.
And this one is a big one.
Himbo.
- Hi. (lively music)
(people clapping)
(lively music)
- My name is Derrick.
I'm originally from Brooklyn, New York,
but I've been living in Florida for quite some time now.
And yes, I'm Daniel's twin.
Just by one minute, I'm the youngest but the cutest.
I'm kidding, nobody stop.
What I look for in a daddy
is someone respectable, obviously,
someone honest, genuine, pure heart.
'cause I'm a pure heart too.
I want to go try something new.
This was a different experience
and who knows, my man might be here.
- [Dr. DILF] Identical twins, a real dad.
If someone throws a glass of wine at this episode,
I win reality TV Bingo.
- So who are you and why do you look strangely familiar?
- I am Derrick. - And I'm Daniel
- And we are the Hart twins. - Wait, wait, wait.
Did you say heart or hard?
Hart?
- But hard is nice too.
- I mean, I don't mind a little hard.
- So when Anthony and Derek arrived tonight,
they got to choose one person to have a one-on-one with
who did you choose?
If you say your brother, I'm out.
- Oh God. - I mean, I'm from Louisiana
but no. - Girl.
- No I didn't choose my twin. - Thank you.
- Okay.
I chose Kane.
- Hey. - Hi.
- I chose Derrick. - Ooh,
I didn't see that coming.
- I didn't. - That means
you get to have both, it's a threesome.
So let's get this party started.
Spend some time getting to know each other, make it count.
And I'll be back later to tuck you boys in.
I have to go clean up an elevator.
(lively music)
- Cheers, thank you. - Double surprise.
- Yes, cheers. - None of us were
expecting that.
I did get chosen by the new intruder
who then got chosen by the other intruder
and we ended up on a threesome on a couch,
which are always kind of awkward
unless all the parties are into it.
I'm just trying to see the options
that is right in front of me.
- So what do you think about the options so far?
- They're beautiful, very nice, yes.
Lemme take a sip on that.
It was Anthony that did it for me.
When I saw him I was like, sorry Kane, but how are you?
So Anthony, what do you do?
- A general manager for a lounge in Times Square.
- Okay, you fancy. - Ah, I mean, yes.
- I like that.
He's so fucking sexy and it's like, oh.
- Why you have to, oh?
- 'Cause they're gonna be sucking on these things.
Anthony, what would you be open about sharing
about your daughter?
- She's amazing, she's actually the reason why I'm here.
- [Dr. DILF] I bet Kane is thrilled
he got pulled away from Nick
to help the new daddy with character development.
- Since we are here right now,
let me know who are you feeling right now?
I mean, this is an awkward kind of a three-way date.
- They're usually awkward, aren't they?
- Yeah. - I mean,
I don't do threesomes, but it's something about Anthony
that is intriguing and when I saw that body and the hair,
I was like, "Okay, Anthony."
The chest was chesting.
You like him, don't you? - I do.
I have to be. - Is he pretty?
- He is pretty.
I've just seen him and he is, he's even beautiful.
He has a daughter.
- I don't mind playing step mommy.
- It felt good, you know?
It was coming from a place of,
yes, he was nervous, as was I.
But I think as we started to,
you know, open up a little bit more in that brief time
that it felt good and it felt right.
- So when he did choose him,
I was so cool and happy to go back to Nick.
(lively music)
- So you got picked? - I did get picked.
- How's that feel? - He's sweet.
But I'm glad that I'm here.
- Oh, I'm glad I'm here too.
I feel so lucky. - Oh, I'm the lucky one.
- Hey boys, how's it going? - Hey.
- Good, mind if I sit in between you guys?
- I mean, yeah but now.
So I'm just sitting there
having a conversation with my daddy.
Yes, emphasis on my daddy.
You can scoot over, it's okay.
I'll be so nice, I'll even move the pillow for you.
- Yeah, go ahead.
And then Aaron's like,
"Hey can you just like scooch over there?"
I don't even think that's how he sounds.
I'll won't give him the justice of that.
Yeah, you got it, no, you said you could move the pillows?
- No, okay, okay.
Two, you want two, there you go.
You can still move. - Oh, there's one more.
One more, oops.
- I ain't no servant to no one, so.
- Well you just, you asked so I let you do it.
- Thank you, how's it going guys?
- What the actual fuck dude, I thought we were homies.
But you know what?
This is a competition, I fucking remember this.
And just remember that next time
we're under elimination, dude.
- What sign are you? - Libra.
- Oh, okay. - And you?
- I'm a Capricorn but it doesn't really make sense.
I have a Libra moon. - All right.
- Yeah, and a Leo rising.
- We definitely should do that reading
and look at the chart. - It would be awesome.
The full moon's just been in Capricorn, so.
- Last night. - Yeah, exactly.
I've been, it's been, that's why
I'm all crazy right now, but.
♪ I go like a bitch
♪ But you know I caught your bluff ♪
♪ Like you are a victim, stop I had enough ♪
♪ Cruising on a joyride, light heart, I feel free ♪
- Well shit, how's everyone feeling
about the first elimination?
- I'm feeling pretty confident.
I mean, because my daddy is right here
and we are enjoying each other's company.
- Baby, you ain't see last season, huh?
- Just a little bit. - You ain't see last season.
- There are gorgeous people out here.
There are amazingly sweet, funny, gorgeous, nice people
who I really like.
But right now Quis is the one that I'm sticking with.
- Are you guys open to the idea
of giving each other the room
to explore other opportunities?
- There is something that I did want to bring up
that I've been having a couple red flags on.
So I mean, I just noticed, like when we were talking,
you know you have your social media influence.
- Yeah. - Things going on.
I just wanna make sure that you came here
for the real thing, you know?
- Oh, a hundred percent.
Yeah, that kind of takes a backseat
when it comes to all this.
I'm looking for connection.
I'm looking for loyalty.
I'm looking for someone to share
everything that I worked so hard for.
I know we haven't spent that much time together,
but I would hope that in that small amount of time
he would realize that that was real.
I'm 100% here for this guy and nothing else.
Two separate completely things
like you're what I'm worried about right now.
So period. - I do feel like
he answered wholeheartedly.
He's here for the right reasons.
I think he was scared that he wouldn't find someone
that was here for him for the right reasons, but he did.
- So I see we in pajamas. - Oh, this should be good.
- And as you can see,
I'm not wearing the pajamas you gave me.
At the end of the day,
I just wanted my voice to be heard and him to understand me.
I hope you know that don't make you feel no type of way.
- No, actually I think that's,
that lets me know that you don't let nobody control you.
Don't let nobody make you do what you don't want to do.
But what I would like to know,
will you put it on for me at some point.
- About that.
You pushing it at this point?
- Yeah, I'm not asking you to.
I'm just saying if this go further, would you wear it?
- And if I don't? - No, I wouldn't be mad.
No, I wouldn't be mad at all.
I understood his feelings and I am here to make it better.
- I do like you, I do want to get to know you,
but I do want to set the record straight.
Like don't take me for no fool.
Don't control me.
I've been there, done that.
I don't want to do that again.
And I just want to see where this goes.
Because you see how I am, I'm-
- Yeah, chilled. - Right, soft spoken.
But I can definitely turn up,
although I don't like to, but if I need to, I will.
- [Dr. DILF] Now Stormy has a dirty game
of spin the bottle planned for the boys.
But this isn't about kissing.
- Well I know I said I was gonna come back
and tuck you guys in, but instead
I'm make things a little dirtier.
(lively music)
Who wants to spin?
- I'll spin. - Spin, spin, spin, spin.
- Going to take two guys.
(lively music)
- Come on himbo.
- I have a question for you. - Ask me baby.
If you had your choice of who goes home tonight,
who would it be?
- Was not expecting that question at all.
I was expecting to maybe take off a piece of clothing
and maybe shake my ass like I normally do.
But she asked me who do I think should go home?
(lively music)
I would have to choose Luder.
What I've heard the whole possessive and controlling thing.
It's like a trigger for me.
I've been through that
and it's just a super like red flag for me.
So just based off of that,
like you would be my choice to go home.
- Wow, all he saw was that little argument
that me and Daniel have.
- So do you wanna know what I'm gonna do about this?
- This is it, I was like, I'm not even having my moment
to even redeem myself.
- I'm gonna go to bed.
- Oh my God. - Oh my God.
- That was amazing. - So my first day
at DILF Mansion, gotta say, has been a success?
I got the hottest DILF,
made the best friends and we got to drink.
- [Dr. DILF] I hope our daddies and himbos get some rest.
They'll need it for our first elimination next week.
(phone buzzing)
- Dr. DILF, I have been calling you for hours.
Oh, it's more important than me.
Well, I didn't know there was no elimination tonight,
but things are getting serious.
There's some sticky action in the elevator.
Oh yeah, I know you like sticky.
Okay, I'll report back later.
Send nudes.
(dramatic music)
- [Dr. DILF] This season on "For the Love of DILFs".
(people cheering)
- Daddy, you can hit me harder.
(Nigel laughing)
- Come here.
- His ass tastes really good. (laughs)
- Welcome to Ms. Daniels spelling bee.
- Oh my god, fuck. - Yes.
I am going to give it my all to try to win.
- Y'all are really cute together.
I saw that little action and I was like,
"Girl, he's grabbing them cheeks."
- Oh daddy. - This shit
is about to get hella messy.
Like what the fuck?
- Showing loyalty is an important thing.
- Don't play it safe.
This is what we're here to do.
- I am tired of all the judgements.
I'm tired of basing my decisions
off other people's reactions.
- It eats me up because I don't want you to think of me
in any kind of different way.
(people clapping)
- Don't play with this, you know?
- I'm not, I'm definitely here for love.
- It just seems like you love every part of me.
- We're worthy of love, we are beautiful,
and we're enough.
(gentle music)
- How is it possible that so many of you
got randomly selected with blindfolds on from strangers?
Bam, we're getting married.
- Welcome to DILF Mansion. - What the fuck is going on?
- The strong point of your reasonings
are not for love.
I'm not a daddy hopper like some people.
- The nerve of this new bitch,
she really came in stealing my man
and want to steal my twin.
- All of us are here for one reason.
Or at least I thought we were.
- She's mad as hell, bro.
Like she's done.
- Stormy has left DILF Mansion.
She's pissed. - Game's on now, I guess.
I'm nervous y'all, like really nervous though.
Pray for a bitch.
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh, will you be my
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, oh daddy ♪
- Oh, daddy.