- [Dr. Dilf] Previously on "For the Love of DILFs,"
a new group of daddies and himbos moved into DILF Mansion,
and it didn't take long for things to heat up.
- Ooh wee.
- [Dr. Dilf] The himbos used their senses
to sniff out the perfect man.
- Hi Santo. - I'm your daddy.
- [Dr. Dilf] And while Keith and Jimmy got steamy
in the elevator, Luders and Daniel hit a speed bump early.
- I just wanted us to match.
I'm wearing silk and I thought
maybe you could wear some silk.
You know, kind of get that vibe going.
Will you put it on for me at some point?
- [Dr. Dilf] Finally, at our night one pajama party,
Stormy introduced the two new singles.
Daniel's twin Derrick. - The Hart twins.
- [Dr. Dilf] And Anthony a real life daddy.
Nick didn't take too kindly at Aaron making eyes
at his Daddy Kane.
- About my daddy. Like stay away.
- Yeah. - Will they kiss and make up
or fly even further off the handle?
Now it's week two
and the drama is just getting started.
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
(upbeat music) - It's a new day
in DILF Mansion
and there's a daddy delivery on the way.
That's why I've assigned Stormy an important task,
which she's promptly ignored.
That's right. Another daddy is entering DILF Mansion.
- What's the deal y'all? My name is Ed Wynn.
Most call me Ed, some call me Dr. Ed. Others call me daddy.
(upbeat music)
I have a doctorate in educational leadership.
- [Dr. Dilf] Well I have a PhD in objectification.
So let's see the goods, doc.
♪ Get low cut, get low - Now,
that's what I call research
- By day I work in education administration.
Nice little date night is my best at home.
I have a himbo at home feeding me some food.
I'm the type of person that needs to be in a relationship.
I cannot be without a relationship.
So I'm looking for someone who'll actually stay there.
Stay a while.
Hey, - Well hello.
- Hi. Finally made it to the DILF Mansion.
- You must be the new daddy. - I am.
- Dr. Dilf told me to prepare for your arrival,
but I don't really believe in fluffing, so I've decided
to work on my tan instead.
So tell me about yourself. Who are you?
- So my name is Ed.
I have a PhD in educational leadership.
- Ooh, a doctorate. - Yeah.
- Can you practice freelance gynecology?
- No, not yet.
But that's next on my list.
- Himbos have all the fun.
- Being the daddy on here
with the doctorate degree, something I wear very proudly.
So yeah, I'm carrying that with me
and I think that's something that also sets me aside
from the other daddies that's in house.
I like to have a good time.
So I'm here to find love.
- Oh well you have come to the right place.
- I definitely watched season one
of the show looking at the daddies, looking at the himbos
and I'm like they were able to find love on that show.
Maybe that's something I could find.
And let's do this. Let's see if we can do it.
- You get to choose a himbo of your choice
to have a one-on-One date with tonight.
- Nice. - I have your selections
ready for you.
- When it comes to picking a himbo,
I really don't have a type.
I really go based off personality.
I keep my mind open.
- So, this is Aaron.
He refers to himself as Jesus.
- Jesus. Okay. Yeah, that's a no.
- Rico. - Rico?
- Yeah. - I like Rico.
- [Stormy] So Derrick is a twin.
So if you want a two for one deal that's on you.
- The whole twin thing kind of threw me off a bit.
No, I think I'll pass on the twins.
I have a twin.
- You're a twin? - I'm a twin, yeah.
I couldn't imagine doing this experience
with my twin brother.
The reason was because I thought it was a little creepy
that he and his brother are on the same show together.
And I know that that's something that kind of, you know,
was a little sticky for me.
- So have you made your decision?
- I have. - Excellent.
There's another doctor in the house.
- [Dr. Dilf] But unlike Dr. Ed,
I can't get voted out tonight.
That's right, a daddy is leaving DILF Mansion later.
So let's see if he can cook up some romance
on his first date.
(group cheering)
- Giving body.
- It's day two in DILF Mansion
and honestly I'm so fucking nervous.
- Have you guys gotten some breakfast?
It's always good to start
with a little protein in the morning.
- Oh yeah, that's good. - And speaking of protein,
we have a new daddy (group grumbling)
and he is delicious.
- So Stormy walks in and she brings another new daddy.
- And he is already picked one of you
to go on a date with this morning.
- Seriously?
- The things are getting serious
because one of the daddies is going home tonight.
- Oh. (dramatic music)
- Oh, daddy.
- Yeah. - Hi.
- Whoa. - Hey.
- Hi. (edgy music)
- Oh wow. He looks good. Nice caramel, smooth skin.
I was thinking like,
there was something going on with Luders.
I was like, let me open up these eyes more
and then we'll get to that later
'cause he looked the fuck good.
I want that.
He better bring his ass over here to stop playing with me.
- And who did you pick? 'Cause sadly it was not me.
(group laughing)
- I just want to see what he's all about.
See why he's here and see what he's looking for
and see if maybe we could be a thing or a two.
- For this date, I chose Rico.
- Oh. (group laughs)
- Just having fun though. (cheering fades)
- Dr. Ed chose me to go on a date. Oh God.
I got my Nigel, my bear and I'm pretty happy with that.
So we are where we are.
- I'm gonna go get ready for today's challenge
and we're gonna give Dr. Ed and Rico a little time
to get to know each other.
Shall we?
- We shall. - We shall.
- Nice, Rico. (group laughing)
- I'm very big on personality.
When I saw his photo, he was smiling real big, kind of goofy
but I was like, this is the type
of guy like I think I wanna go on a first date with.
- How are you? - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
What's going on? - Chilling man.
Maybe we could cook some breakfast.
- Yeah.
I'm gonna need your help a little bit.
'Cause I don't know how to cook.
- Oh, you don't cook?
- I dunno how to cook at all.
(Rico laughs)
- You don't cook?
What you, so I'm just gonna cook every single time?
Nah, that's not how this shit works.
- So actually pretty traumatized by cooking.
- Why?
- When I was eight years old, I actually like burnt
down my neighbor's kitchen
from actually literally cooking eggs.
- [Dr. Dilf] Get him away from the oven
before he spent all the insurance money on oil
to slather on the himbos.
- Oh my gosh. Well I guess I have to teach you again.
- Yeah. (Ed laughs)
- Terrifying, traumatizing.
I had never stepped back in the kitchen.
The microwave is my best friend.
- I guess you went on that part, 'cause I'm a good cook.
- Okay, good. - I don't like the clean.
So, hopefully you know how to clean.
- I can do that. I can do my part.
- Okay. Papa.
No, no, no.
(Rico speaks in foreign language)
You know what I mean? It's like what do you want?
So what makes you a daddy then? Because you're a doctor?
- I mean, I think I'm pretty distinguished.
You know, I walk around with confidence
and I know what I want in life
and I'm pretty settled in what I have in my career
and so I'm looking for someone
to share that with pretty much.
And enjoy life together.
- I could dig that. - So yeah.
- Okay. Dr. Ed, he's a fine motherfucker.
I don't know. (Rico laughs)
- I'm more so into like the personality of somebody.
- Okay. - And I think that's even why
when I saw your picture I was like,
I can sense your personality from the picture.
- I've met someone. - Oh, okay.
- Who's pretty. (Ed laughs)
- I don't take any form of rejection well.
- I have another person who I've been talking to,
another daddy and- - Okay.
- Yeah, we're hitting off really good. It's cute.
Yeah, I like him. - okay. Is he your type?
- He's definitely my type. - What is your type?
- So my type. (both laugh)
- I thought I'd probably take him away.
Like, oh, who's this guy?
- My usual type is osos or bears.
- Oh, okay. - So I like hairier guys,
things like that.
- Are y'all like strong locked in right now or?
- We are pretty strong,
I would say we're probably the strongest couple
in the house right now.
- Oh. - So in my opinion.
- Okay. - But.
(both laugh)
- Although he didn't specifically reject me,
he's telling me like this isn't gonna work further.
I have a guy who I'm locked in with
so I'll look the other way
and I'll see what else is out there.
- Hey. - Hey, hey.
- How's it going? Who are you?
- What's Up? How you guys doing?
- Hey, I'm Sal. - How's it going?
- [Dr. Dilf] I'm sure Nigel is gonna have
a totally rational response
to seeing Rico on a date with someone else.
- Coming downstairs smelling the bacon and eggs.
I was so excited but what I saw is not what I wanted to see.
- Hey. - How are you?
- [Ed] Good, good. How are you guys?
- Good, good. - Yes, Nigel. Very good.
That's how human people smile.
- I'm thinking this shit is about to get hella messy.
Like what the fuck?
But then I think to myself,
what is there to get messy about?
I haven't done anything wrong.
Like.
Okay gentlemen, I think I'm gonna go get ready for today.
I think I'll be seeing you guys later, alright?
- Sounds good. See you later. - Yeah, man.
(suspenseful music)
- I am standing there pissed off, looking him up and down.
Just thinking in my head, this is my man.
I did not come here to make a connection
to have it taken away so quickly.
- How was your day? - It was nice.
It was nice to have him cook
because I don't know how to cook so it was nice.
I had to choose the person I wanted by looking through.
- Yeah, absolutely, yeah. - Photos.
And so when I saw him it was just like,
I gotta tell him he has a smile
that kind of like captured me,
'cause it was like I felt a lot
of personality through the photos.
- Yeah. - And that's typically
what I go for, I mean there's other hot guys
that I saw in in the photo book,
but I was like- - Absolutely.
- It was more so the personality that spoke to me.
- Yeah. Yeah. - And I was like-
- He has a big heart, there's a lot more to him. So.
- Okay. - Dr. Ed is a very,
very sweet guy but he's just not the guy for my guy.
- What I'm really looking forward to is
to get into some actual competition.
You guys better watch out, I spent years on Wall Street
in that hectic environment leading teams of people.
I'm excited to get to it today.
- Alright. - For sure.
- We'll see. - Watch out.
- Yeah, we'll see.
- Yeah, what can I say?
Wait you might be tall and beautiful
but I'm short and scrappy. - True.
I got you. Okay. - Yeah, okay, so.
- [Dr. Dilf] These daddies are having a pissing contest,
which is funny because I wanted our next challenge
to be an actual pissing contest but the lawyer said no.
(upbeat music)
So instead we're going to play
some old fashioned daddy himbo trivia
to see which team gets to pick their dates tonight.
- So one of the biggest challenges between dating a himbo
or a daddy is the age gap, right?
You have to try to figure out
what the fuck the other one is talking about.
So some of these questions I think are gonna be easy
for you guys, I knew the answers and some
of them I didn't even know how to pronounce.
(everybody laughing)
- Damn, when was the last time I read a fucking book?
- Anyway, so I'm gonna read the questions.
The first team to blow
first gets to answer.
If you get the answer incorrectly,
the point goes to the other team.
So make sure you don't blow premature
(everybody laughing)
'cause nobody likes that
there was anyway, I digress.
(everybody laughing)
- Trivia has never been my strong suit,
but hey, has a date involved, so why not?
- We've divided our teams into daddies and himbos
and the winning team gets to pick
who they want to go on a date with.
- Ooh. - Alright?
- Alright. - Boy, that's good.
- So. - Dig in.
- Bitch, we gotta win this game
'cause I need to choose my bear.
- Daniel's on my mind. If I get to win, I get to pick him.
I am going to give it my all to try to win.
- What feelings come about when something
or someone is sending you?
Is it A, shock, anger?
B, amusement, laughter?
(horns honking)
- What? (cheerful music)
Shock and anger. (buzzer buzzing)
- [Group] Oh! (group laughing)
- We got this. - Yeah,
if someone's sending you, yeah.
- That's one of the ones I didn't know.
Fill in the blank. She ate and, A, left no crumbs,
B, now is full. (horn honking)
- Left, no crumbs. (bell dinging)
- Which popular live streaming service hosts thousands
of gamers every year?
- Twitch. - Twitch.
- You'll need this kind of wrench to remove a tire.
A, lug,
B, dog bone. (horn honks)
- Lug. (bell dinging)
- Oh, okay. Counting on you guys.
- Okay. (Stormy laughing)
'Cause this is one of the ones I knew.
This brand of wide leg jeans blew up in the '90s.
Better watch out for puddles.
Is it A, JNCO,
B, diesel? (horn honking)
- JNCO. (bell dinging)
- Which of these is a common mortgage rate?
A, 30 years fixed,
B, 10 year optional. (whistle blowing)
Thank God. - 30 year fixed.
- [Stormy] Alright.
- I have no idea what a mortgage is at all.
- [Producer] What do you think a mortgage is?
(Nick laughs)
- I guess a mortgage is when you put money towards a house.
I don't fucking know. What am I? A fucking accountant?
- So now we're tied, three to three.
This legislative branch refers to the Senate
and A, the house,
B, judiciary. (horn honks)
- The house. (bell dinging)
(hobos cheer)
- Fill in the blanks. I'm living in their head.
A, rent free. B, like a little mouse.
(horns blowing)
- Rent free. - Yes indeed.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- This slang means to throw with force
or an exclamation of excitement.
Is it A, yeet,
B, yassify? (Horn honks)
- Yeet. - Yes, correct.
- Yeet? (guys mumbling)
- Alright, so we're at five to four.
Himbos are in the lead.
If they get the next question, they win.
What is the term used for a number
that is multiplied by itself.
A, prime number,
B, square number. (horns honking)
- Prime. - Square.
- Oh no. They already said it.
- But is it right or wrong?
- It's wrong. - So you guys got it
first but you were wrong. (buzzer buzzing)
(himbos cheering) - Yeah. yeah.
- [Dr. Dilf] Wait, do these himbos have active brain cells?
Get the casting director on the phone.
This isn't what I ordered.
- Fuck, and I knew it was squared. I actually said squared.
Jimmy's voice was a little louder than mine
and he said prime,
but I was like I know I ain't got no doctorate
to know that this damn answer was a prime.
- You guys ready to pick your dates?
- Yes. - Absolutely.
- Shuffle.
- Even though I didn't answer anything, we still won.
So thank God I get to pick my daddy for the next date.
- Now just so you guys know, the last daddy standing
or kneeling gets to visit everyone else's dates
and plead his case
or ruin it.
It got really thick in here. (everybody laughing)
- Day one, so the ball was in their court.
- Quis.
- I'm gonna take my daddy Jimmy on a date tonight.
- Rico. - I want my oso, Nigel.
Taking that time to get to know our doctor,
I still went back with Nigel 'cause that's who I want.
It only clarified for me more that I wanted at Nigel.
- Aaron.
- I'm gonna take Kane on a date.
- Whoa, wait a minute. What?
And then I was a little, I was a little pissed.
I'm like hey.
- I was shocked when Aaron chose me.
I don't wanna say disappointed
because it wasn't disappointment.
I was expecting Nick to pick me.
- The reason why I chose Kane was
because I truthfully felt like going into this mansion,
you need to explore your options.
And even though I've had this really awesome date with Sal,
if you have an idea of someone
that you might want to be with, don't play it safe.
This is what we're here to do.
- Derrick.
- Okay, I'm gonna go with Anthony.
(Nick mumbles) (everybody laughs)
I can't wait to finally do our first date.
Like come on boy, let's get it together.
- Daniel. (dramatic music)
- I'm gonna go with Ed.
New guy. - Another switch up.
- Obviously Nick.
- I'll take Sal. (suspenseful music)
- There goes my chance.
I'm fucked.
- So obviously that means
that you're our last daddy standing.
So tonight make sure you visit everyone's date,
plead your case because tonight is our first elimination
and someone is going home.
- Oh my God. (suspenseful music)
It's really starting to get real here in Dilf Mansion.
(suspenseful music continues)
- Alright guys, get ready for your dates.
I'm gonna go get ready for tonight's elimination.
I have to talk to Dr. Dilf.
(suspenseful music)
- How you doing? - I'm doing good.
That was a nice game.
- It was good. - I enjoyed it.
- We won.
- So at this point I sit with Daniel
and I figured,
this is my way out right here right now.
- I wanted to ask, what did you think about me
choosing Ed to go on a date?
- I don't have a problem with you picking him,
but what I'm not comfortable with is crashing the party.
I wanted to crash your party.
I'm only interested in crashing your party.
- Just so you guys know, the last daddy standing gets
to visit everyone else's dates
and plead his case or ruin it,
because tonight is our first elimination
and someone is going home.
- I'm not interested in going crashing parties.
First of all, when I watched season one,
Phoenix was going through everybody.
- Phoenix will be crashing some of your dates.
- Hey. - Oh.
- What are we talking about?
- Cheers to an open mind.
- Cheers to what?
- Jesus fucking Christ.
- Talk about beauty and the beast.
No carbs. Ever done a threesome?
- And I was just not gonna go through that and look silly.
I just, I refuse.
I'm not gonna put myself in that position.
I just, it's best that I leave
and I made the decision that I'm going to leave immediately.
I'll be packing.
I'm going to make the option real easy for him.
He won't have to choose. Go ahead, feel him out.
As of now, the choice has been made for me to leave.
- Well I am. - So can I get a hug?
Just something, anything? - Of course. Of course.
- I wanna wish you good luck. I want you to win.
- If you want to leave
and if you feel like you're ready to go, then go.
Making good, making good,
making good. - Okay.
- I do wish him the best of luck and hopefully he finds love
or whatever he's looking for in life.
I have nothing but good things to say
and I just wish you all the best.
If you wanna go, bye.
There is someone out there for you.
So just keep your head high
and of course you'll meet someone as well.
(upbeat music)
- Leaving DILF Mansion.
This was a great experience
and I'm choosing what's best for me in this moment.
The reunion is going to be something to watch out for
because in the DILF Mansion everything goes down.
- [Dr. Dilf] Oh, now I'm gonna have to do paperwork.
Stormy's gonna be pissed. (upbeat music)
♪ Ooh yeah, I'm home
♪ Know what you want to know
♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, I'm home ♪
♪ Know what you want to know
- The note from Dr. Dilf was a little surprising.
Alright, let's find out what's going on.
"Dear Daddies.
Luders has left the DILF Mansion."
- What? - "XO, Dr. Dilf."
- Oh Luders did leave the competition.
And I'm not gonna smile about it
but I'm not gonna cry about it either.
- So I'm wondering like, are y'all just safe tonight?
Yeah, so today that dude literally eliminated himself
so I'm like, am I gonna be going home
or is somebody gonna go home
or I don't know what the hell's going on today.
- No, you'll be the first out. - Kind of a little weird
just to see like.
- We don't know what Dr. Dilf is up to,
the things he's already pulled.
I'm ready for anything.
- [Dr. Dilf] I'm glad my reputation precedes me.
As for what's happening tonight.
Well I'd say it's still anyone's game.
Let's check in with the himbos
and see how they're holding up.
- The real tea is what's up with you choosing Kane, Papa?
Aaron Choosing Kane, man, that was,
you better get ready for Nick
'cause that motherfucker don't play.
- We're just getting started into this
and I think a big thing is like
exposing yourself to other people too.
And obviously like the date that I had
with Sal was really awesome.
It was really great, I do have a connection there,
but Kane is someone I also have a connection with.
I want to see where that could go.
So when given the opportunity I wanted to take it
because if I don't take it now,
I might not get the opportunity to do that again.
Hey, we're supposed to explore our options.
I'm honest about that.
- I just thought it was kind of rude
'cause we've been here since day one
and I thought you were, this whole time you've been talking
about how interested you are in your daddy
and how happy you are about your daddy
and blah blah blah blah.
And then at the same time you want more
and that's cool, I mean explore your options.
But Kane's kind of not an option if he's already taken.
- We just got together here.
I've had one date with someone,
you've had one date with someone.
Like we've all done that, so it's kind of like I feel
like I wouldn't be doing this experience justice
unless I would be putting myself in that situation
of exploring somebody.
- Okay fine. Let me hear your reasoning, Aaron.
And then he starts.
- I fully get the way that it looks that way 150%.
But I didn't want to go and just be settled down
to one person right away.
- Dude, I'm from LA.
I know what bullshit sounds like
and that's all that's coming outta that fucking trap.
- Even though I do have a really good connection with Sal
and I still do want to explore that and see.
- [Nick] Yeah, just 'cause you're giving an option
doesn't make it right. - Doesn't make it wrong.
- I thought we were homies, honestly.
- We are homies. I'm still a homie with you. 150%.
- I already told you how interested I was in Kane
and there was Sal. - You said interested in Kane
but you haven't went over the top
of like, "That's my man, that's my man."
- I'm like slow about it though.
I'm slow about it. - You haven't done that.
- I'm a romantic. - Okay, so you're slow,
but and so I wasn't aware then
that it was that as much as how much you felt that deeply.
It could just be a friendship thing
and that's totally fine if it is a friendship thing.
But I want to give that a chance to just explore.
Doesn't even mean that it's gonna be a romantic thing.
It could but it might not. You're not understanding.
You're not, you're twisting around the narrative.
- Fine. Take him on the date.
Like obviously I don't have control over who you're picking.
This is a competition
and I just gotta make sure like I remember
that every single time something comes up like this.
(suspenseful music)
(upbeat music)
- [Dr. Dilf] Let's see if we can get this evening
back on track with a romantic sip and paint session
for our couples.
I wanna see how they collaborate and connect.
But first, one more note from me.
- So I'm gonna read it. - Please read it.
We need to know what's going on.
Fuck. Here we go. Like what is it gonna be?
It's about elimination, like what's going on?
"Daddies and Himbos.
Stormy has left DILF Mansion.
(suspenseful music)
Since she's gone paint her from memory for me.
She's pissed, Dr. Dilf."
- Where is she?
At this point we're getting a little anxious.
With all the things that happened earlier we're not sure
if one person's gonna go home still
or what's gonna happen
- When we read the note, we were just kinda like thinking.
So then does that put any of us up for elimination?
Like what does that look like?
- [Dr. Dilf] I told you Stormy would be pissed
to lose a contestant prematurely.
Hopefully she resurfaces.
Or we'll have to call Luders to host.
First Nigel and Rico are digging deeper
into their personal goals.
- What are like your aspirations for where you wanna live?
Do you wanna live in like the country?
Do you wanna live big house, little house?
It's those types of things for me.
- Yeah, I mean I'm trying to live
where the budget allows us. (both laughing)
- Hopefully. - I dig it.
I dig it. - You know what I mean?
As long as we have that love we can be in a shack.
I don't care. - I like that.
- We could do it inside a tea hut.
- I like that. - As long as we're together.
We come first.
Our relationship, our connection,
everything that we are comes first.
Where we choose to live,
if we want kids, if we want three houses or two,
that comes later.
Do you have a strong preference on where you end up?
- I do actually.
I really love what you're saying about love conquers all
but I'm a little bit more of like a safetist
or like a realist.
I grew up a little bit in the foster care system
so for me it's kind of like everything
that I have now I've worked so hard to get, like to obtain.
My criteria is definitely having a house.
A house that I own.
I would like kids, I would like two cars that I own.
I have like certain goals in that aspect
of like there is a vision that I do have, definitely.
Having a nice house, having two cars, minimum.
Our kids and having like our forms of savings.
Like I'm more of a realist than like a hopeless. So.
- Would you say growing up the way you did
makes you want kids and a family more
to possibly have that experience
that maybe you didn't have as a child?
- It goes back and forth.
Honestly like it makes me wanna do better for my children,
you know what I mean? - Absolutely.
- It makes me wanna do better for the world.
He was so fluid to being able to move everything of his
for me and that's so sweet.
But I'm not the type of person
to take everything we have to,
I'm a give and take so I meet you 50%.
So it's about all that.
- [Dr. Dilf] Now let's check in with Jimmy
and Keith to see if they're creating a masterpiece.
- Have you ever cheated on anyone in a relationship?
- Cheated? - Yeah
And be honest, boy, don't lie to me.
It's okay if you have.
- Yeah but, no, no I really haven't.
- No. - I've never cheated
on anyone, no, I've been the-
- Have you thought about it?
- I have been cheated on repeatedly enough
where I don't wanna do that to anyone else.
It happens enough times to you
and you're just like,
I can't do this to another human being.
When it happens to you, you immediately freeze up
and you start becoming suspicious
of everything that happens.
You become suspicious of every little
tiny thing that goes on.
You asked about cheating. What's the story?
- Well I mean it was kind of a thing
that I had with my ex, we were pretty off and on
but when we were off we were still on.
And I did have to go through him dealing with me
and another guy and it was one
of the most painful things I had ever felt
because when I have, my man is my man
and I don't like even the thought of sharing that
with somebody, I don't share my man with anyone.
So I think loyalty is really, really big for me.
I'm just so ready to move past that
and really give my all to someone who deserves it.
I'm so tired of wasting time
and going through that same cycle with these same boys
and I'm ready for a man.
- It's difficult enough to just be in a relationship
without having to worry about all of the little things
that people are doing that might be there to misrepresent
or to mislead you.
- I want someone as solid as me
but then I always get reminded, not everybody is me.
I wanna let Jimmy know that I'm not here to waste my time
and I'm not here to fill someone else's cup
and they're not filling nothing with mine.
♪ My love, get on the track
♪ It's us, no looking back - Daniel wasn't my
first choice, but I'm actually excited to see
where this could possibly go.
Your guy just left,
the guy you were paired up with.
How do you feel about that?
- He was cool but then he just became too possessive
and very aggressive.
- Okay. - And I don't like that.
I just feel like when someone is aggressive from the start,
it solidifies the relationship.
- Yeah. - Are you aggressive
or possessive?
- I always say that one of my toxic traits are
that I'm very controlling in a way.
- This sport really just say he's controlling too?
Not again please.
- I like to have more control in a relationship.
- Okay. - So one of my toxic traits
is that I'm pretty controlling.
I understand that, I'm a Taurus.
We like to control the environments that we're in.
It's kind of hurt my previous relationships
so I'm trying to be less controlling.
- So if I wanted to do my own thing, hang out with friends
or even travel. - That wouldn't bother me.
That wouldn't bother me at all.
I think certain things
within the relationship I like to control,
but that's just me taking over
and being the assertive person.
Not like telling you what you can and cannot do.
When I say I'm controlling, it's typically like I like
to control the date night.
I like to try control the environment.
Not controlling your every move
or you can't have, you can't do anything on your own.
- Yeah, I like that. - Yeah.
- Speaking of which doctor, you got a whole PhD.
That's what's up. (both laughing)
Teach me a thing or two.
- Teach you something.
- Look like you can. (both laughing)
It's the college edumication for me.
- Girl, put the college edumication on the side.
What does he have to offer?
- You're right. - Do you see future long term?
- I'm a little nervous but I like you
so I just hope we continue this flow.
I'm feeling you. You look kind of, you look good.
- Thank you. - So I definitely want
to get to know you more and see what doc is all about.
- Sure. - I will give him
the benefit of the doubt
and like to see what he's all about.
In return- - Yes.
- I would hope he feels the same way I feel
because girl, I like that daddy.
He make me wanna say zanny.
- He is sexy too, bitch.
- Don't, don't look at him.
- I'm not. - Okay.
- I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
- Okay.
- I think originally, initially walking into the house,
I think what I was shown that there were twins in the house.
I have a twin too. - Oh.
- It comes off a little different from my own experience
'cause I'm like I would never do this shit my brother.
But people have their own relationships,
they have their own bonds and things like that.
Honestly, Daniel and I had a conversation.
We talked, we laughed,
let all those prejudgments out the window that I had of him
and I really got to see how cool of a person he is.
- When I came in here.
I definitely want to meet someone who is serious
and want to take me serious.
So we'll see how things go.
(both laugh)
♪ There's no need to wait
♪ We don't make mistakes
♪ Nobody's in our way
♪ Come on, what you waiting for ♪
- So Anthony, I am so glad we finally got a date together.
I want to know a lot. - Okay.
- Do you like me?
- Yes. - First and foremost,
is there any other himbos here that interest you?
- You understand how important it's for me to find love
because being a father, being a queer father,
it's had its challenges.
So the person that I bring into my life has to understand
that my daughter is my everything.
And from what I've gathered so far, you understand that
and you understand how important that is for me.
- Yeah.
- When I left for the military,
I left and I missed four years of her life
and I did that for her
because I wanted to be a man, you know, to be there for her.
So now when I fast forward and see exactly where her
and I are, fucking love it, she's my everything.
- You ever introduced a man to your daughter before?
- Yes. - Okay.
- I was engaged, I thought it was gonna be my everything
and that was the last time that I introduced someone
to my daughter and yeah.
- [Producer] Would you introduce Derrick to your daughter?
- No, not yet. Definitely not.
I think that that's, you have to earn that.
There's no one that is going
to just waltz into my daughter's life.
They have to earn that.
That's something, she's a prize, she's on a pedestal
and not everyone will get to experience the love
that she has to give.
So, no, not yet.
- Well I definitely want to get to know you outside of this
and hopefully I can meet your daughter.
I don't mind playing step mommy.
I don't mind being stepmom.
Gimme a little dress, gimme something, gimme pearls
and all that.
- [Dr. Dilf] Ask Stormy for advice, Derrick.
She's made hundreds of thousands
of dollars playing a stepmother.
- Oh, ooh cha.
My goodness.
Alright, Picasso. I'm done.
(both laughing)
- Oh, she ready.
Oh, she ready.
- He has a daughter.
Should I be like, "Hi, I'm auntie?"
- You can do this.
♪ I've been trying to find someone like you ♪
- [Dr. Dilf] Sal and Nick might not have been
each other's first choice,
but let's see how they're hitting it off.
- Earlier when Aaron chose to go on a date with Kane,
I was like, for a second, I'm sitting there on the couch
like, oh shit.
I never expected to feel this way at my age,
but like all of a sudden in front of everybody I'm like,
oh my god, I just got dumped.
- Yeah, I was a little just thrown off honestly.
It was kind of, I mean honestly fucked.
Like I just thought I knew I came here
for like a purpose to find love,
but like when you start, my eyes were on one person
and then now I feel like I forcefully shifted focus
and it's like, just kind of like I thought my friend
kind of like kind of screwed me over and took what was mine.
And now I'm like, I know it's a competition
but like damn, that was pretty salty.
- Aaron, who? - Exactly, exactly.
And the first thing in my mind is he's probably
a really nice guy, but everybody knows I'm kind of here
for Kane and it's just kind of weird.
Wait, can I actually ask you a question?
- Yeah, yeah, go ahead. - So your original himbo,
Aaron, do you not have anything like towards Aaron anymore?
Do you not feel anything for Aaron
or is it just like Aaron picked somebody else,
so I'm onto the next one.
- Yeah, fuck that shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
And I'm the kind of person who sees two guys living
in a home and being respectful of each other.
And I've had my challenges in the past with people
who were more out there and sort of not reliable.
Obviously we are not love at first sight.
And here's the thing about me,
if I don't feel like a person comes toward me,
I'm not gonna chase him.
I'm too old for that.
And so I really didn't feel like
any draw from him whatsoever.
I'm wise at 60
and I know not to try to run that down.
(upbeat music)
- So moving forward, like now being here,
like what is someone that you're looking for in a guy?
- Going into this date,
it felt really good so we could get on the same page.
So after it we could move forward.
If Sal and I are supposed to be together
or if Kane and I are supposed to be together,
being able to move forward in an honest and real way.
- I came here to like make a connection
and I felt like the first day, yesterday,
I did kind of meet somebody that has that energy
and today I didn't, I felt really bad when you picked me
and then I think I looked shocked
and I don't have a lot of time
and I wanted to make the most of my time
and I just wanted to spend the next day with-
- With the same, yeah.
It sucks, but I at least know in my heart like I've tried
and Kane is talking about how yeah, Nick's the guy
that he's into and stuff now, but I just,
it makes, it makes me sad that I don't think out
of this game Nick would ever talk to him again.
- I wanted to see where that was going.
I wanted the next date to be with him
and I didn't mean, I didn't mean to be offensive.
- Yeah, just this why I just wanted
to like have this conversation is
because I even have a friendship kind of connection with you
and to explore this
and I- - Absolutely.
- For me to do myself justice in this journey,
I had to explore these type of things
and I'm happy that we're able to do this.
- I did kind of friend zone Aaron in our date.
I think we have a great connection on like a spirituality
but when, if it was anything romantic it's just,
I'm not feeling it at all.
And it's a nice friend, someone great to chat to.
But I wouldn't want to take it any further than that.
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Not knowing if someone's gonna get eliminated
or where Stormy is, is so nerve wracking.
'cause I'm already confused of my emotions of the things
that I've had with Sal,
the conversations I've had with Kane,
we are all just, we're shitting our pants, man.
- [Dr. Dilf] I know art is subjective
but these are all shit, right?
I mean just like really bad.
- I'm standing on this roof
and I'm like, where is Stormy?
I'm looking at a bunch of botched paintings
and my masterpiece
and then I'm like, God, am I gonna get eliminated?
(suspenseful music)
(suspenseful music continues)
- Shit is about to get real
and I don't know if I'm ready for that.
- Put the fucking paintings down for fuck's sake.
I'm sure you're all aware that we lost a daddy prematurely.
So before we go any further,
does anyone else wanna give up and leave?
'Cause if so, don't let the door hit you
on your ass on the way out.
- She's mad as hell bro. Like she's done.
She's done with all of us.
- So lemme tell you about my day.
So I was so upset about this that I packed my shit
and called a ride and planned
to leave DILF Mansion and not come back.
But that's not me.
All of us are here for one reason
or at least I thought we were.
One common goal and that is love.
So I decided not to give up
because like I've been through a lot
and I realize how many people have given up on me.
It made me really sad because if I gave up today and left,
the show would end
and that would be me giving up on each one of you.
So like, I don't know if you guys are aware of this,
but I have found my somebody.
I have my daddy and I don't know if you guys know the story,
but if he had given up on me, I wouldn't be here today.
I met my husband, Barrett, 25 years ago when I was 19
and he was playing a stupid dive bar in Louisiana.
I gotta be completely honest, I did give up on him
for a while and when I had nothing left, he was still there.
And he's the only person that has stood by me
through all of this.
(melancholic music) (Stormy sniffs)
So, we can stick this out
and give it our best so that you two can find your daddy.
'Cause I found mine.
Daddy. (Stormy laughs)
- Why am I here?
I kind of like the idea of my lover being my ride or die
and love Stormy's story about her ride or die.
And I have an opportunity in my life.
It would be a lot of fun if there was somebody cool and sexy
and nice to spend time with.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I have to go back to work now though, but I love you.
Don't fuck up. (Stormy laughs)
- Alright, so,
I guess the good news tonight, that was heavy,
is that there is no elimination.
So everyone is safe tonight. - Yay.
- And- (everybody laughing)
But that changes tomorrow.
So make every second count, guys, for real.
My biggest regret is how much time I lost with Barrett
because I was too afraid to try.
And I don't know about you, but Stormy needs a drink.
(upbeat music) - Yeah.
- Well said, Stormy.
This week was a rollercoaster
but next week we're getting back on track with a new single
and our first real elimination ceremony.
So these daddies and himbos better stop pulling stunts
and start falling in love.
♪ Love will find a way
♪ With the smallest spark
♪ Love will find a way
- I would say that I could definitely see myself falling
in love with Rico 100%.
- I wanna make a connection with someone.
I actually want to fall in love.
I want to be able to be vulnerable.
And I think that when you're in love with someone,
being able to be vulnerable is the best part.
♪ Love will find a way
(phone vibrating)
- Hi there. - There you are.
- What happened? - Dr. Dilf. It's been a day.
- [Dr. Dilf] Why, what's going on?
- Well, one of the daddies quit
and I may have had a freak out.
- A freak out? - I think I got everybody
back in line.
- Okay. - But who knows?
(Dr. Dilf speaks faintly)
There's some paintings of me
that have really, really shook my self-esteem.
(Dr. Dilf speaks faintly)
As a matter of fact. - What?
- I'm not even sure if this is my face or my tits.
- [Dr. Dilf] Oh, your tits are your good side.
- Yes, I know my are my good side.
- Well, check in. - Okay.
- Check on them. - I will go check on them.
- Send nudes. - I will.
(dramatic music)
(dramatic music climaxes)
- [Dr. Dilf] Next week on "For The Love Of DILFs."
(upbeat music)
- There's a new himbo.
- Definitely my type. Smooth, young, lean very hot.
- I'll tell you myself. - Your intentions might
not be exactly in the right place.
- You took my daddy away from me.
- There is no my daddy. - You never said,
it is my daddy.
- Maybe we have a threesome one day.
Who freaking knows? It's fun.
- [Both] Girl, what?
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
(screen whooshing) - Ooh, daddy.