- [Dr. DILF] Previously on "For the Love of DILFs".
Our new Daddy, Dr. Ed, came into the house
and found a connection with Daniel.
- Teach me a thing or two.
- Teach you something? - You look like you can.
(both laughing)
- [Dr. DILF] After a game of generational trivia,
it was Luders who ended up being picked last.
- I'm fucked.
- [Dr. DILF] The pressure seemed to get to him
and Luders removed himself from the competition.
- I'm leaving the DILF mansion.
- [Dr. DILF] Aaron decided to play the field with Kane,
which left Nick and Sal both feeling betrayed.
- Aaron who?
- [Nick] Exactly.
- I just thought it was kinda rude.
- I feel like I wouldn't be doing this experience justice
unless I would be putting myself in that situation
of exploring somebody.
- He's not interested in you
- [Dr. DILF] With a Daddy suddenly out of the house,
Stormy had to use our elimination
to get the guys back on track.
- Does anyone else wanna give up and leave?
'Cause if so, don't let the door
hit you on your ass on the way out.
All of us are here for one reason, and that is love.
Am I wrong?
- No. - Not at all.
- Shit is about to get real
and I don't know if I'm ready for that.
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh, will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy ♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
(upbeat electronic music)
- [Dr. DILF] Good morning, DILF mansion.
A fresh day means fresh meat,
and Stormy is already busy drooling over his thirst traps.
(upbeat electronic music continues)
- I'm Hazel, I'm 22.
I'm from Pennsylvania, and I am the bimbo Himbo.
I'm a model. I do brand deals.
- [Dr. DILF] Good lord.
- I think I'm a Himbo because I'm fun,
a little ditzy, but I'm full of love.
What I like in a Daddy is a full-time job... (laughs)
I like to know that they're financially good.
Hello. - Hello, you are Hazel.
- [Hazel] Yes.
- What brings you to the mansion?
- Hopefully, a good Daddy.
What I like in a Daddy is I like somebody who's kind
and gentle, fun, makes me laugh.
I feel like I can be myself with them.
- You get the Daddy of your choice
for a private one-on-one date.
- Oh, I get to choose?
- [Stormy] These are your options.
- I have been single,
and when I watched season one,
I loved how everybody interacted.
I kind of liked watching how people
developed these relationships,
how they develop genuine feelings together
and I kind of wanted to experience that for myself.
Kinda looks like my stepdad.
- I've directed some movies like that.
- I've almost starred in some movies like that.
- [Dr. DILF] I wish I was watching a movie like that.
- You guys have a doctor?
- Unfortunately for me, he does not practice gynecology.
- [Dr. DILF] But he gives one hell of a prostate exam.
- It doesn't seem like it,
but I get really nervous in situations with people,
and especially pretty people, I get very overwhelmed.
And I thought I could learn through this.
- I say we go inside
and I will send your Daddy in to meet you.
- Sounds like a plan to me.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
(glasses clinking)
- [Dr. DILF] As Hazel prepares to meet the Daddies,
let's go to the yard
and see what our Himbos are getting into.
Spoiler, they're getting into a fight.
- So I'm working out today,
and then Aaron shows up and wants to talk to me.
What's up?
- Not much, how are you?
Yesterday was a lot. (tense music)
I'm gonna take Kane on a date.
- [Nick] Uh-huh.
- If you have an idea of someone
that you might wanna be with, don't play it safe.
This is what we're here to do.
- What the actual fuck, dude?
I thought we were homies.
But you know what? This is a competition.
I fucking remember this.
I just thought it was kinda rude.
- I feel like I wouldn't be doing this experience justice
unless I would be putting myself
in that situation of exploring somebody.
Nick's feelings regarding the situation
are very questionable to me
because I'd say 100%, Nick is here to play the game.
He's here for the West Hollywood gay thing, to get that.
That's what he's here for.
And it's made me upset. It's made me pissed off.
- [Dr. DILF] I'd usually think Aaron is overreacting
but he's into Aussie men right now, so I'm on his side.
G'day, Aaron.
- Honestly I feel like even calling me out
and trying to be fake or something,
I honestly don't think that's really cool at all.
- Mm-hmm. - Like, I'm like from LA.
I'm in front of fake people all the time and like-
- I just think that the strong point
of your reasonings are not for love.
That's just my opinion from what I've gotten to see.
- [Dr. DILF] You mean Himbos apply to this show
for attention?
I had no idea. This is scandalous.
- I'm here for multiple reasons. I'm not over here-
- But the highest reason has not been for love.
- Oh, so- - It's been like
the lowest thing.
- Yeah, yeah, cool, cool.
So you're in my head telling me,
okay, that's where my pyramid of-
- I'm not telling you.
I'm just saying it's how it's perceived.
- Then I just snapped.
It just happens, and I'm just like off, off, off,
because I just feel like I'm being attacked.
- [Aaron] Don't act like you're this type of person inside.
- I'm not acting, girl.
I don't have to fucking act, girl.
You took my Daddy away from me.
- There is no my Daddy. - You never said-
It is my Daddy. - It is not!
- You don't know what's between me and my Daddy.
You don't know what's between - But it's not that.
- Me and my Daddy. - Do you understand the game,
that there's still multiple people coming in?
- Do I understand that?
Yeah, that's cool.
Well, take them. I'm not a Daddy hopper like some people.
- [Aaron] I'm not.
- Oh, yeah, you're not a Daddy hopper?
Well, you've hopped two Daddies already.
- Really? - What, guess what,
episode three comes in,
there's another hot Daddy you're gonna go after?
Or you're just waiting for someone else to steal?
- This isn't first sight.
I'm not taking off a blindfold
and that's who I'm supposed to be with.
I was not Daddy hopping.
Actually, no one else here
is playing this game correctly except for me.
- [Dr. DILF] Actually, no one's playing correctly
except for me, but I digress.
- No, honestly, if you feel that way-
- I honestly do.
- If you're not gonna let me finish this sentence,
then I don't wanna be a part of this conversation.
- Then don't be a part of it.
- Like- - Walk away.
There's the door.
Walk away. (dramatic music)
- You know what, it's- - You know what?
I'll be the bigger man.
I'm done with my workout anyway.
- Oh, these bitches confuse me sometimes.
Calling me a Daddy hopper, that's quite hilarious to me
because in all honesty, the point of this show is to date.
The point of this show is to experience
this beautiful, amazing and really cool environment
and atmosphere where you get to interact
with different people your age, older ages, date.
- [Dr. DILF] Ugh, there's something beautiful
about the first blowout of the season,
like the early blooms of gentle spring, only bitchy.
Meanwhile, across the yard,
Derrick and Daniel are checking in
about their respective Daddies.
- Girl, I'm loving my Daddy.
He is fine as fuck.
Did you see him?
- [Derrick] I did. Y'all was cute.
- Thank you, don't be looking too hard, though.
- Girl, I'm not looking that hard.
- Okay. - I'm just saying.
- Okay, just making sure. - Okay.
- You know, let's see if we can keep this going.
I'm like, I'm scared, but you know what?
She ready. - She ready.
- Okay.
However, I did see you with your boo.
- Oh, it's just something about Anthony.
Like, I feel warm with him
and I feel like I feel safe already.
It's scary.
We are gonna have some good time.
I cannot wait to sit on his chair.
- I love that for you.
She's so silly.
- Girl, it's just something about him.
I, oh, I was about to say the L word.
I like him a lot. I really do.
What's up with you and Ed?
- My PhD. I love him.
Well, not- - Oh!
- I know. - Ooh!
- Girl, love? - Sorry.
I meant to say I love me some him.
- Okay.
- Did you peep though when he said,
"Oh, I didn't really wanna mess with you
because you're a twin."
- I did, and I felt the shade.
Like, I was painting and I was like, "Boy, what?"
- I think when I was shown
that there were twins in the house-
- Oh.
- I was like, uh-oh. I was like, no.
- Oh? - That's an immediate no.
- I was a little like on edge, like ugh.
But then again, it makes sense, you know?
Some people may think,
"Oh, why are they both coming in here together?
What's going on with that?"
But at the same time, I just wanna see where his head's at.
And I like where we're at, honestly, right now,
and I know you see it. - It's sexy.
Both of our Daddies are sexy.
But do not open up.
You know, we're testing the waters.
It's the beginning stages of a relations...
- What? - Well, of a relationship
or something builds it. - Yes.
Of a relationship. - Oh, my god.
♪ I've been so brokenhearted
♪ But you're what I'm fighting for ♪
♪ You make me feel alive
- [Dr. DILF] Inside, Stormy gathers everyone
into the living room to introduce Hazel, our newest Himbo.
I'm sure the Himbos won't be too happy
about him snatching one of their Daddies for a date.
- Good morning.
- [Group] Good morning, Stormy.
- Everybody looks refreshed.
It got a little intense.
- Yeah, very intense last night.
- But I think we are all on the same page now,
that we are here for what?
- [Group] Love.
- Thank you.
- I'm feeling pretty good today.
Woke up this morning, I'm excited for what's to come.
Last night, I had a date with Daniel.
We hit it off really good,
so I'm excited to see what's gonna happen today.
- Still gotta shake things up a little bit
'cause I wouldn't be Stormy otherwise.
(group laughs)
So there's a new Himbo.
- Ooh. - Oh.
- I'm feeling kinda nervous,
but at the same time, I don't see competition.
So whoever comes in, bring it on, honey.
- Oh, Himbo.
(group cheers)
- Of course he has like 40 times more abs than me.
- [Stormy] This is Hazel.
- Nice to meet everyone.
How are you guys?
- [Group] Good.
- Definitely my type.
Blondish, smooth, young, lean, very hot.
- [Stormy] Tell everybody about yourself.
- I'm from Pennsylvania.
I was in a religious cult, so that's fun.
- It wasn't the MAGA cult though, right?
- Mmm. - Then you can stay.
- He's cute, he's sexy, he's hot.
He had no shirt on, he's got this nice chest.
You know, he's sexy.
- Hazel has picked one of you Daddies for his first date,
a one-on-one today in the atrium.
- I picked the doctor. - Ooh.
- I gotta make my mom proud.
(group laughs)
I mean, it's a man, so probably not, but still.
- [Contestant] Okay, doctor.
- She would choose my man.
- He looked like he had really kind and intelligent eyes.
And he's a doctor.
- He's hot as fuck, very attractive, nice body.
Immediately I thought, oh, fuck.
I think I just kind of made my place with Daniel.
- Sure. - Sure.
- [Dr. Ed] Nice to meet you.
- Good, I need your bicep routine. Damn.
- [Dr. DILF] Oh, no.
They're gonna use their magical powers
to haunt Hazel's dreams.
I'm 80% sure twins can do that.
They say in every relationship,
there's a flower and a gardener,
which is why I wanted to test
Hazel and Doctor Ed's green thumbs in the atrium.
- [Hazel] Oh, I love planting.
- Oh, you do?
What? - Not the best at it.
- I did grow up growing crops,
so I think it should be a good time.
Might be a little messy, but I like a mess.
What do you do in California?
- I actually work in education administration.
(Hazel gasps)
- That's so cool. - My mother was an educator.
- Oh, that's cute. - Rest in peace.
- But yeah, I kinda like followed in her footsteps.
So I went on, got my doctorate degree.
My mother went and got her master's
in hopes to get her doctorate degree,
so I was like, you know, let me just finish this for her.
I don't really cry enough, but inside,
it meant a lot to bring her up.
So I was actually excited
to see how open he was to receiving that.
Again, everything I do is for the love of my mom.
So I'm constantly doing things with her in mind,
and like, everything I do is for her.
She's been a structural part of my family,
structural part of my success,
structural part of the person I am today.
She's literally my motivator
and that's why I keep striving, so.
- That's so sweet. - Thank you.
- I'm sure she's proud of you.
- Thank you, thank you. I appreciate it.
Having an opportunity to talk about my mom
made me feel happy to talk about it,
and just to bring light and share that information
on my mom and who she was.
So what about you, how are you with your family?
(both laughing)
- That's a good question. - Okay.
- It was really rough for a while.
I didn't actually get to come out.
My siblings outed me to my family
because they wanted to hurt me and it worked
'cause I ended up getting kicked out of my house
and I had to move in with my ex, who was not the nicest.
But we're learning.
I think they started to realize
that they wanted me in their lives more
and so they're making an effort.
And like, it's still not where I wanna be
so I have to limit very much how I interact with them.
They are still learning to love me,
but I think they're trying to meet me where they are.
I've been learning to love me,
in addition to learning to love them by setting boundaries,
which has been difficult.
We've been growing. - That's good.
Yeah, we're all growing. - We're all growing.
- It's part of being alive.
If you're not growing then you're not alive.
- Right, exactly. - Exactly.
- I love the exchange of the conversation.
- Speaking of growing. - Right?
There you go. (both laughing)
Good one. - Look at us.
- Oh, you got me, you got me.
I was trying to give you daps.
(both laughing)
That conversation just went through
as if it was just talking to one of my good friends.
I will say that there is another Himbo
who I've been kind of getting along with.
- Yeah, I figured.
- Okay. (both laughing)
So there is another Himbo- - You're cute.
I'm not gonna- (Dr. Ed laughs)
I mean, I had an idea.
- Okay. - Yeah.
When Ed said that he was vibing with somebody else,
I totally understood.
I can't hold it against him.
I understand where I'm coming from
and I understand where he's coming from.
- Yeah, so I just wanna throw that out there.
- Mm-hmm. - Just so you're aware
of what's happened before you got here.
- [Hazel] Yeah.
- You're very, very, very, very attractive,
I will tell you that,
and I love the conversation that we've had.
- Yeah.
- I can definitely tell that Hazel's a great, great guy.
I just don't know if he's great for me.
But I think that Hazel definitely has a chance on this show,
so I wish him the best of luck.
- These poor things-
(both laughing)
- These are horrible.
Are you gonna take these to your family?
(Dr. Ed laughs)
That was a joke.
I'm just kidding. - Tell them
I got them from a gay dating show.
- Right.
- I'm sure they'd last a very long time.
- Right
♪ It's getting deeper now
♪ I know it's time to let go
♪ I found another
- [Dr. DILF] With Dr. Ed letting Hazel down easy,
he'll need to look for a new Daddy
to save him during tonight's elimination.
But does he have enough time to sway someone?
Today, I wanted to see if the Himbos and Daddies
have actually been paying attention to each other,
so I devised a cheeky little game, literally.
(whimsical music)
- We see this big old poster of her face.
There's a big old hole in her ass,
and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is going on.
- [Dr. DILF] Stormy wanted us to mention
that the hole is not to scale.
- Rest assured, gentlemen, I will be getting Dr. DILF back
'cause when I'm done, his will look twice that big.
(group laughs)
- [Dr. DILF] Stormy only fists for revenge.
- We've divided you guys into two teams, Himbos and Daddies,
and each team will have to guess the derriere
of the opposing team when it pokes through my...
Very large butthole.
(group laughs)
- This is my first challenge in DILF mansion
and we're already showing my ass,
which I'm not gonna complain about.
- Now this sounds easy, right?
You guys should all know each other's backsides by now.
Well, Dr. DILF, being the evil genius that he is,
has texted me some questions to see exactly how close
you've been paying attention to each other's body parts.
- [Dr. DILF] I also texted her some erotic haikus I wrote,
but she totally ignored them.
- [Stormy] Okay, boys.
Drop 'em.
- Well, my ass, in its true actual, bare form
has not seen the light of day in I would say 28, 29 years.
The last time it happened, it got so sunburned
and I remember it, that's how long ago it was
and how intense it was, so I have deep and profound feelings
about exposing my ass to the sun again
knowing exactly what's gonna happen.
(upbeat music)
- Booty number one.
Oh my god.
- I know that ass.
That's Quis.
(group laughs)
He's tall, he's got a nice projection on the ass.
It was instantly recognizable,
plus I'm a fan of the jockstrap he wore,
so it does kind of stick in your mind.
- So the question about Keith from Dr. DILF is
what does he have tattooed on his right hand?
- He has a set of flowers and his mother's name.
- Correct.
- [Contestant] Yeah.
(group claps)
- Nick. - Nick.
- Yeah.
- What is tattooed on the back of Nick's neck?
- A crown?
- Wrong. - Oh, that's here.
- [Contestant] That's on the side of his neck.
- It's a bee. - Yeah, it's a bee.
- Oh, I know that ass.
(all laughing)
Daniel. Yes, yes, yes, yes, Daniel.
I knew that was Daniel from the moment.
Daniel has a really, really nice ass.
I tell him all the time.
- Which arm does Daniel have a key tattooed, right or left?
- Left. - That is correct.
- [Dr. Ed] Yeah, okay.
- Aaron, Aaron. - Aaron.
- Aaron.
- [Big Sal] It's Aaron. Aaron.
- What color are Aaron's nails?
- [Big Sal] They are pink and turquoise.
- [Aaron] Yeah, baby.
- And I remember because he had on pink and turquoise
and his nails matched when I first met him,
so it made a huge impression on me.
(Stormy chuckles)
- Hey, Derrick.
(all laughing)
I knew his ass and it stood out.
- [Producer] How was the ass?
- It was good and it's still good
and it tastes, it was good.
- [Producer] What was that slip up.
- His ass tastes really good. (laughs)
Whatever, it's fine. Everyone knows.
Well I...
Derrick and I, Derrick and I are spending
a lot of great time together.
(producers laughing)
- Where is Derrick's facial piercing?
- On his nose.
His nose. - Nose, correct.
- [Anthony] Yes, okay.
- [Stormy] All right.
- Ooh. - Rico.
I knew Rico's as the minute I saw it
and I wanted to take a bite immediately.
- Which nipple does Rico have pierced?
- He has them both pierced.
- Nope.
Wrong. - Oh.
- [Stormy] It's just the left.
- I did make a mistake
thinking both of his piercings were on both nipples,
but however, I've been paying more attention
to Rico's heart and his personality instead of his body.
- That is four points for Team Daddy. Time to switch.
- [Dr. DILF] That's right.
This is an equal opportunity house.
It's time for the Daddies to drop 'em.
- [Stormy] Number one.
- Well I wonder which one
of the people here has the pale, pale white ass
with red hair growing out of it.
- [Dr. DILF] Jimmy actually lost his ass
in a tragic, wicker chair accident.
- There we go, Jimmy.
- All right, what color are his eyes?
(upbeat music)
- Blueish green.
- Does that count?
- [Dr. DILF] It absolutely does not.
- I said bluish green.
I was half right, half wrong,
but I swear to god, I seen some blue in there.
I guess I need to spend more time with Jimmy.
- Incorrect.
But you can't really tell when they're closed, right?
- That's my Daddy. - Yeah, that's your Daddy.
- [Stormy] Correct.
- That ass was my Daddy's. Like what you mean?
Like I knew that ass from a mile away.
- What color are his eyes? - Hazel.
- [Stormy] Correct.
- Mostly brown, but when they feeling special,
they want to turn green, so I like that.
I knew my Daddy.
- What is that? - What?
- [Contestant] Oh.
- Is that my man Anthony? - Yeah.
- I knew. I was like, "Oh, that's bae."
- Which side is his sleeve on? Right or left?
- Left. - Correct.
- Woo! I know my man.
- This is mine right away.
This is Kane.
I know exactly what an Australian ass looks like.
Trust me, I've had some experience.
- What Zodiac sign is- - He's a Libra.
- Tattooed on him. - He's a Libra.
And he can touch his toes.
(all laughing)
- Congratulations. - Woo!
- Sal. - It's Sal.
- Sal? - It's Sal.
- All right.
What color is Sal's mustache?
- He's got a black mustache and a gray beard.
- Correct.
(Himbos clapping)
(Himbos laugh)
(Himbos exclaiming)
- That's the doctor. - PhD.
That's Daddy's ass and I didn't even know
it was thick like that.
He got more junk in the trunk than me.
- [Stormy] What is his leg tattoo of?
- It's a totem pole. - Correct.
(Himbos cheering)
Congratulations Himbos.
You have won today's challenge.
(Himbos cheering)
Which means of course that you guys
get to pick your dates tonight.
(Himbos cheering)
- Boom. The Himbos win.
- So tonight the Daddies are gonna be preparing
a special barbecue for the Himbos up on the roof.
(Himbos exclaiming)
When I call your name,
tell me who you would like your date to be.
The last Himbo standing will prepare
a special performance for tonight
because what is dinner without a show?
All right, first up.
Aaron.
- I'm gonna go with Sal.
You know when we won and I got to choose my Daddy,
I wanted to take Sal right away
because now this date with Kane didn't go well
so I knew that that was something
that I wanted to explore again.
- When Aaron picked me first,
after they won their choice,
I, like I got a little stomach flip
because it made me nervous that on one hand,
you know, it was a safe choice.
But also I felt dumped on the couch
and Hazel came in and you know is sexy
and stuff was coming that I was gonna have to deal with.
- [Stormy] Daniel.
- [Daniel] PhD. Ed.
(all laughing)
- I missed him, honestly.
I lowkey was feeling some type of way
when he did go with Hazel,
but then I realized, you know what, that's okay.
He's gonna come back and look what happened,
we're back again.
- Nick.
- Thank god. I'll take Sal.
I mean, my bad, Kane.
My bad. Sorry.
I was thinking fast. (laughing)
- I love it because it's hilarious
because that just truly shows he's not in this.
That can show you what their connection really is.
- Hazel.
(Hazel gasps)
- [Nick] It's okay.
- Who do I pick?
I am not entirely sure who to pick
so I'm going to go with my gut
and hopefully not step on any toes.
- I'll take Anthony. I like your tats.
- Girl, what? - Wait, what?
- I was like, listen, I didn't choose this
so I saw Derrick like zoom in on me
to see my reaction and I was like, "I'm sorry."
- This new bitch came in
and just took Anthony from me from my picnic date.
Luckily Anthony knows where his mind is at
and I'm glad he knows.
- Derrick.
- Um...
Jimmy.
- [Stormy] Jimmy. All right.
- I was gonna choose Nigel,
but I'm like, I'm cool with Nigel.
Let me speak to someone I haven't spoke to.
So I was like, "Jimmy."
- I still wanted to be with Quis.
There was no question about that.
Knowing that it was because it was another choice
and then the dominoes fell, I guess made it more awkward?
- Kind of was a domino effect.
Things got mixed up, things got turned around.
- Quis?
- I'll take Nigel.
I don't know how this is gonna go.
I definitely wasn't expecting this
and I wasn't planning on spending time with Nigel tonight.
But we could just probably spill tea
and just, you know, and chat.
- I'm at such a good place with Rico
that I know that this is just a friend date with Quis.
and I'm really excited to both grow my relationship
with Rico and Quis.
- That means, Rico, you are our last one standing.
I don't know if we're gonna do some choreography,
some sword swallowing perhaps? (all chuckling)
I'll leave that to you, sir.
- I am a performer, I am an entertainer.
- Let's do it. - All right.
Get ready.
(soft upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] That was more chaotic
than a glory hole at Pride.
(soft upbeat music)
♪ I'll praise you, praise you, praise you ♪
♪ Praise you, praise
- [Dr. DILF] With everyone cooling off inside.
Quis approaches Rico about taking his Daddy
on a date tonight.
- [Rico] I know you wanted to talk.
I wanted to talk, too, so.
- The fact that I'm with Rico's Daddy
is maybe a little weird because me and Rico
are pretty close in the house.
Like if you did want some time with Nigel,
if you wanted me to step to the side or whatever
and you wanted to, you know, get a couple minutes with him,
I wouldn't mind that at all.
- [Dr. DILF] Oh, I guess we're just making up
our own rules now.
You know what? Fine.
I got to see a lot of ass today so I'll let it slide.
- Oh definitely. I would love that.
I trust you 100% completely, but-
- Same. - Why wouldn't I
want to talk to my bear? - Of course.
Right, right, right, right.
We're pretty much on the same page
as far as we already made our connections
and we feel like we do have
two of the strongest connections in his house.
I mean, me and Nigel,
I just feel like it's gonna be a cute ki.
Like he seems fine. - Yeah.
Papi, he is. He's funny.
- And I'm fun too. - You like to shake ass,
he love to shake ass. - Exactly.
- Like trust me. - You like to shake ass.
Like it's gonna be fun. - Ass, ass, ass, ass.
- And that's exactly why I can't wait
to see the entertainment from you tonight
because I know that ass is gonna be moving.
- I know, yeah.
They talking about go-go for the gold,
they better be watching this show, bitch.
- Exactly.
- They better be watching this shit right now here, Papi.
Yeah, this the real dancer, yeah.
- I swear to god, baby. I'm excited, baby.
I can't wait to see it. - Yes, yes.
(Rico laughs)
(rhythmic electronic music)
- Hey, how's it going?
(Hazel chuckles)
How'd it come out? Let me see.
- I think it came out- - Oh it's cute.
Super cute.
I was happy to run into Hazel who was taking a selfie
on the railing, which is cute.
It must not be hard to take a good picture.
(Hazel exhales)
- You would be surprised. - Yeah?
He is absolutely, of all the Himbos
that have been in the house so far,
he is absolutely the most my type.
I know you came in and stirred shit up today.
(Hazel laughs)
- Yeah, I was planning on being drama-less,
but I guess like- - No, not gonna happen.
- Nope, not.
- You picked someone else. - Yeah.
- It shook up the guys who were coupled up.
- I feel like I started something I shouldn't have,
but everybody's sweet- - Yeah.
- So it'll be good, right? - Yeah.
- [Dr. DILF] I have no idea what gave him that impression.
- I was glad to see you show up.
- Thank you. - Yeah, you're like-
- I mean- - Totally my type.
- What is your type?
- You know, I can tell you have
a like kind of a free spirit energy
and you're super sexy and love your blonde hair.
The curly, long hair, it's really-
- Thank you. - Really hot.
- I think Big Sal is a really kind person.
He seems like genuinely like he wants to make a connection.
- My first boyfriend was a surfer.
- Oh really?
- And he had long, curly blonde hair.
Yeah, he ruined me for life. He was very hot.
- I need to learn how to surf, I guess.
- Yeah.
Well there's plenty of stuff to surf around here.
- Oh is that so? - Yeah.
I'm at the point in my life, too,
where if you take a chance,
you have 50/50 chance of succeeding.
If you don't take the chance,
you got a zero percent chance, so hey, 50/50.
- The beach should be fun, right?
- Yeah, hopefully we'll get to go.
Would you like to do that for a date?
- The beach?
Okay, I'm down.
- Cool. All right.
Great.
I was a little aggressive in talking with him
and asking him out,
but I definitely got a sexual energy with him
and something maybe a little different
than what I had with Aaron.
Aaron seems a little older and smarter
and I definitely got a little different charge with Hazel.
Yeah, I'm glad I ran into him.
That came out pretty good.
(Hazel laughs)
All right, well it was good
getting to talk to you a little bit.
I'm gonna run upstairs and get ready to go to the barbecue.
- Same, I need to- - All right.
All right, take it easy.
(upbeat music)
- I'll see you. - Okay.
(Hazel chuckles)
♪ Would you give it all up
♪ Don't go running away from everyone ♪
- [Dr. DILF] Upstairs on the roof deck,
the Himbos meet their Daddies
for some one-on-one barbecue time
because nothing says romance
like a mouthful of Daddy's meat.
- Oh my god. - Hello.
- Okay, Daddy, look at you.
You know how to bring home a plate to a woman, huh?
- Let me ask you a serious question.
You ever dated a Black guy before?
- I have. - Okay.
- [Jimmy] I have.
- Do you see yourself with him
after the competition is over?
He's a little nervous and I could tell he's reserved,
but I'm just trying to loosen him up a bit.
- I didn't expect anyone that I would be like,
no, this actually is pretty cool.
This really could really work.
- Did y'all do anything?
- Um...
I was not expecting that question.
Yes. - Really?
Oh my god. - It's so direct.
- Jimmy was actually spilling some tea, too,
that I wasn't even expecting between him and his boo.
Some sexual shit.
- Well, you- - Do tell.
- We had our opportunities for private time
in non-camera moments. - How private?
- Well usually one o'clock in the morning.
- Damn Jimmy. Okay.
I didn't know you was like this.
After hours?
- After hours.
- [Dr. DILF] I would show you the footage
but it was so filthy it had to go directly
onto my private hard drive.
- And after that five hours of sleep,
completely worth it, there's no question.
But just for the record, it's only happened once.
Well I do have to say, I mean all that aside,
I am a big fan of what you're wearing.
- Oh, this?
- Yes. - Thank you.
- And I'm equally a fan of our new guy
who is also wearing it. - Listen.
The nerve of this new bitch.
Not only is this bitch stealing our men-
- [Daniel And Derrick] She's stealing our looks?
- Uh-uh.
- So let me ask you a question.
How old are you again?
- 22.
- Oh.
Okay.
My daughter's older than him.
So I will let you know,
my daughter is, she's a deciding factor
in a lot of decisions I make in my life, and she's 23.
- A year older than me. - Yeah.
(Hazel chuckles)
My daughter's very mature for her age.
However, it's just, like, it would be very challenging
for me to introduce you to my daughter
and say this is the person I'm dating
and you're a year younger. - Yeah.
- So you can understand. - Oh no, I totally get it.
- Okay, okay.
So during our date I definitely expressed,
I had to say, listen, I'm not interested in you.
- [Dr. DILF] Oof, that was probably not the response
Hazel wanted hours before an elimination.
- I don't want to step on toes especially
'cause they're already saying that they have a connection,
so I'm gonna find a new path.
(soft upbeat music)
- The sun is shining, it's a nice sunset. I'm so excited.
Who doesn't love a hotdog in their mouth?
Actually it's like jumping into like a different thing,
just something we haven't talked about as much.
Like gay world, like threesomes,
like open relationships, those things.
Like what's your viewpoint on that?
- You know, I grew up in a time when, you know,
in the 70s, 80s, when you went into a gay bar
there was a Daddy standing against the bar.
- Okay. - And, I mean,
I don't literally do that but-
- Yeah, you're like a little there.
It's funny because I usually, when I go to bars,
I usually end up talking to that guy.
- You know, those were the days
when you could walk down the street
and someone would scream out of a car and call you a faggot.
I have a problem trusting people because of my experiences.
- Same.
- I am more traditional, probably,
in terms of getting to know someone and spending some time.
- Yeah. - Building a home
and, you know, nesting, if you will.
- I think for me it's that I want to learn more right now.
I'm at a point in my life I actually wanna be with someone
that has more experience than me,
that can kind of tell me some ways of things to do.
'Cause I'm always been in situations
by default that I'm that more dominant person,
I'm that person that's coming there.
I am 6'4", a big Canadian dude.
I've never gotten the opportunity to be the smaller one,
the submissive one or those things
or explore that side of myself.
That is a huge reason why I came here.
Based off of how big I am- - Yeah.
- I never got that, so this is something
I do truthfully want to explore.
On top of that, you know, it's elimination night.
There's so much stuff happening.
What do you think about the new Himbo, Hazel?
- Now that's a snack and- - Yeah, of course he is.
- He's cute, he's cute. Yeah, he's sexy.
I think he's kind hot.
- He is. - Honestly, to he honest.
- I totally agree.
Hazel is hot. I think he's attractive.
Maybe we'd have a threesome one day, who freakin' knows.
It's fun. Be carefree.
That's what I mentioned I can have in my head
and we can go off on a whole night on that,
so that feeling gives me a thrill, though.
- I'm moving to a point in my life
where I wanna start giving back.
I had done a lot of volunteer work over my, not a lot, some.
I found great joy in those things
and that's gonna be important to me,
so I need to know that I'm with somebody
who is eager to help and serve,
work in our community doing some good
while also creating a home that is safe and warm and fun.
I wanna have some fun.
- [Kane] So here we are, finally, Nick.
- [Nick] I know. I got my second date snatched.
- You did. - Yeah.
- But do you remember my name?
- Oh, yeah. Oh my god, stop.
- So you weren't picking Sal?
- No I wasn't gonna pick Sal.
- Okay.
I am happy to be on him.
On him? (laughs)
Not yet.
I am happy to be on the date with Nick
and this is what I've been hoping for and waiting for
and yeah, I'm definitely happy.
- I really wanna be real with you
'cause there's a big question
that always arises in my relationship.
So my job, it's kind of like,
like it's kind of a very millennial,
kind of bullshit job, but- - It's not a bullshit job.
- Social media and just like-
- We haven't really had time together.
- Yeah and that's what I really want
and that's why I want to like stay in this.
- 'Cause of me or because you want to grow your audience?
West Hollywood, I don't know much about it,
I just know the stereotypical gay West Hollywood boy
and Nick kind of emulates all of that.
Like he's an influencer.
Does it worry me? No.
I worry that I don't fit the mold
of the guy that Nick would go for.
- I'm getting tired of being in front of the camera.
I'm tired, I wanna move on.
I wanna see an example of what I want to be
in the person I'm dating
and you're setting such a good example.
You travel, you're active.
I've just been so sexualized my whole life
and for once I want to make a mental connection,
not a physical one.
- I think there is this gorgeous soul underneath
that big brass exterior that we're all seeing
play out in the house right now.
(rhythmic electronic music)
- So, how was your date today with Hazel?
(Dr. Ed laughs)
- The date actually went pretty cool.
He was actually a good guy,
but I talked to him and I told him
that I was actually feeling someone else in the house.
- Oh.
- I think that since our dates,
I'm actually falling for you a bit.
- Okay. (chuckles)
- I'm not ashamed to admit that.
- Okay. - I'm definitely,
I'm definitely feeling you. - The feeling is mutual.
- Okay.
I think one thing that speaks very, very loudly
is that he shows that he's really, really into me.
I'm excited to seek that further with Daniel,
so I think that he and I, we're pretty much locked in.
- I want my caramel chocolate dip, you know, like you...
(both laughing)
To come over here and give me some suga.
- Okay, you want one? - I do, I want...
- Well damn, bitch, you just skipped first,
second, third base?
- We didn't to get to home run yet.
Calm down and pump your brakes.
(upbeat music)
- I did tell Rico that if he wanted
to spend a few minutes with you, I would allow him to come
and just, you know, spend some time with you
'cause I know that that's what you want, so-
- Oh my gosh. - I don't mind that at all.
- I really appreciate that.
- Of course, of course. - Thank you so much.
- But I do feel like that we can, like,
develop a really good friendship.
- Absolutely. - Yes, yes.
- Yeah, we'll definitely be hanging out.
- Hey.
When Quis gave up his time so I could spend time with Rico,
he reminds me of my down friends back home
and that's the kind of stuff they do for me
and he really let me do that,
so that's a thankless thing.
I'll always appreciate him for that.
I just wanted to make sure you realize
I'm more than just cuddles and belly rubs and fun.
Like physical connections and all of that,
it's beautiful, it's everything.
But what really matters to me
is emotional and intellectual connection,
so if something's bothering you
or something's on your mind, I'm here for you.
I got you, just so you know.
- Thank you. Thank you, also.
The things he says holds space in my heart.
(gentle music)
- [Producer] Is everything okay, Rico?
- Sorry, I'm cheesing over Nigel right... (laughs)
- And I know you got a big show to put on for us tonight.
- Ba-big, ba-boom. - I'm ready for it.
- You ready? - Absolutely.
- Oh yeah, let's get it started then. Where my music at?
- Ooh.
♪ When I look in your eyes, babe ♪
♪ I know just what you're thinking ♪
♪ I'm immortal right now
- Nigel was so cool with me performing
and so supportive of it.
How many partners are really there for you
for those types of moments to trust in you
and let you be who you are?
- [Nick] Oh my god.
- For him allowing me to fill my cup,
that makes me feel so good.
- [Aaron] Rico, baby.
- [Contestant] Rico.
(soft tense music)
- I was very nervous on how this elimination was gonna go.
- I just got here a couple hours ago
and I really, I don't want to go home.
(soft tense music continues)
- How was everybody's barbecue?
- Good. - Yeah?
- Very good. - Good.
Well for one of you it's gonna be your last meal here.
It is elimination time and it is Daddy's choice
so I'm gonna go down the row
and ask each Daddy who they want to keep.
The Himbo not picked, unfortunately, will be going home.
Jimmy.
- I am choosing to continue with Quis.
- Of course he picks his princess
because that is my Prince Charming.
- Anthony?
- I'm excited to say Derrick.
- Oh. That's my man.
You know that look when you love some-
I mean when you like someone
and, woo, when you like someone,
you just give them that look,
like you already know, what's up babe,
and I'm like, I know.
You already know.
- Kane.
- I think everybody here knows I have
a one track mind right now
and I'm really looking forward to getting to know Nick.
I'm really attracted to this crazy energy,
this frenetic energy, this really random energy
and I think Nick brings that.
- While making my decision,
all I can do is do something I've done my whole life
and that's follow my heart and that leads me to Rico.
- [Producer] You seemed emotional when Nigel picked you?
(Rico chuckles)
- [Rico] Stop, chill.
- [Stormy] Ed?
- I think I found someone who I can love
and found compatibility with and that's with Daniel.
- It was like this light bulb went on
and I'm like, holy shit,
each one of these guys is gonna pick their dude
and that's gonna leave Aaron
standing next to the new boy Hazel
and I have to make the choice.
- All right Sal. It is up to you.
- I'm standing there like a little panicked.
I don't wanna be the bad guy.
Like I may come off as I got something
to say about everything,
I might be a little bit rough around the edges,
a little bit direct, a little bit gruff, whatever.
But like, you know, like most Italians,
I'm a marshmallow inside.
(dramatic music)
- Everybody else had already been establishing connections
and I don't know if I gave him enough to work with.
- You're making our final decision.
Whoever you pick gets to stay
and whoever you don't sadly has to leave us here tonight.
- Oh my gosh. - This is crazy.
This is crazy.
- [Hazel] This is crazy for you.
- I knew it right away and it's an intuition that I had
so I, having that feeling, made me freaking terrified.
- No pressure. - No, yeah, none at all.
Yikes, um...
- Aaron or Hazel?
- Yeah.
I really didn't ever want to be in this position
and I'm not sure I'm qualified to make this decision.
I mean I am 60 and single
and I've been single for 10 years.
I have no idea how I ended up in this,
I mean I know how I do, literally,
but I'm standing there on on the roof
like how the fuck is this my choice?
I've already had two heart attacks
so I better blurt this out before I have another one.
I'm going to do what I always do
and give up a short thing for the unknown
and I'm gonna pick Hazel. (dramatic music)
- All right.
So that means sadly, Aaron- - Yep.
- This is our goodbye. - That's fine.
- [Stormy] Do you have anything you wanna say before you go?
- Yeah, I'm just a little annoyed
with the way that some way things have went.
There's ways he's felt pressured into this decision
and I don't like that and I'm going to be truthful here
'cause I've been truthful this whole time.
- Aaron, look, I'm sorry. - It's okay.
- Like I-
- You don't have to explain anything.
- Honestly it came down to that very moment
where I had a split decision where-
- That's okay.
- I wanted to tell him to stop talking
because I don't want him to embarrass himself.
I feel like I have no good- - I understand.
You have nothing, you don't.
It's okay. - Choice.
- It's not your fa...
We've talked. It's not your fault.
You have not, it's okay.
I respect you, I care for you so much.
Truthfully, honestly, it's not us, it's everything else
and that's why I'm disappointed. I'm upset.
I believed in this process,
I believed in this love, finding love.
I believed in being put seriously, taken seriously
and that's obviously not the case.
The sad truth is that he felt pressure
from storyline people.
- I'm sure some of it will air
that he had some things to say about people pressuring us
and for the record, I was not pressured.
- I think Sal just got so confused
with all the different emotions from pressure,
from what maybe you should do.
He probably maybe could've twisted things around as well.
- Aaron was having that happening to him
because what he felt during the day
was people giving him input.
Everybody had something to say about tonight,
what was gonna happen.
- Aaron, I'm sorry to see you go.
- I'm sorry I did not see you every day, baby.
- And I wish you all the best.
- He worked himself up into, I believe,
more of a relationship that was happening between us.
I bet after a few days he'll admit
that there was no click or spark or whatever
'cause I wasn't giving him that.
Some of these younger guys have a few more expectations
they place on themselves and the success of the show
or the result of the show than they should.
And where I'm at in my life, it's sort of like,
hey, whatever happens, happens.
- So you guys get some sleep
and I will see you in the morning.
- Thank you. - Goodnight, y'all.
- [Quis] Bye, Stormy.
(group clapping)
(tense music)
- I don't wanna hurt Aaron, and he's nice.
- [Aaron] This is fucking stupid.
Fuck this.
Yeah, I just wanna go be alone.
I'm really pissed off right now.
- We're all adults here
and we all get to make our own decisions
and I think for Sal, it was a hard decision.
No, Sal did make a bad decision.
It was his decision, which is the right decision.
- That's not fair for you to put that on anybody else.
That's heart to heart.
Love you, Aaron, but that's heart to heart.
You need to take responsibilities for your own decision.
- If someone comes at me and says,
"I like you and let's try,"
that doesn't, that's not enough draw for me,
so you know, yeah, let's stir it up.
- [Hazel] Do you like a chase?
- Not knowing what I could possibly have with Hazel,
to me felt better than making a safe bet with somebody
so I could stick around for a few more days.
I was not pressured at all.
Period.
♪ It's just a state of change
♪ So close yet far away at the same time ♪
- Yeah, so with me and Hazel,
he's super cute and like a lot of fun
and he's flitting around having a good time with everybody.
So I don't know, test it out, dip my toe in the water.
♪ At the same time
♪ I know you ain't fine
♪ I know you'll be all right
♪ This time, this time
- I think that that was just an emotional firework
that's like what do I do with this
and you put a shield up and it's like, let's put that away
'cause it's terrifying.
I just was sad because I've developed great relationships
with everyone here behind the scenes,
in front of the camera, cast, crew, all of these people
that I just get very emotional about it
and I feel like I'm friends with everyone.
It just hurts.
Reality TV, honey, is reality in so many ways.
We're getting honest, we're getting blunt,
we're getting raw.
- [Dr. DILF] Good luck, Aaron.
If you're looking for another Aussie Daddy, give me a ring.
Speaking of rings, I gotta call Stormy.
- Ugh!
(Stormy gasps)
Messy.
(cell phone buzzing)
Are you kidding me?
- [Dr. DILF] Hello?
- Dr. DILF? - Yes?
- These boys are messy.
- [Dr. DILF] You know I like it messy.
- Well I know you like it messy.
- [Dr. DILF] Everything's going okay over there?
- Well, yes. Tonight's elimination took an unexpected turn.
Aaron was sent home.
Do you know they accused me of rigging shit?
The only thing I rigged was this awful picture of me
so that they could have some fun.
(Stormy gasps)
Who did this?
- [Dr. DILF] Who did what?
- Someone put nuts in my butts.
(Dr. DILF laughs) (Stormy chuckles)
I know, that's supposed to be our thing.
Do I even wanna know why you want me to keep these?
- Mm, no. - No, of course I don't.
All right, well I have to go to bed.
There's a new Daddy and Himbo coming tomorrow.
- [Dr. DILF] Oh yeah, baby.
- Send nudes. - I will.
- And a cleaning crew.
(dramatic music)
- [Dr. DILF] Next week on "For the Love of DILFs."
(paddle thuds) (Quis gasps)
- I am tired of all the judgements,
I'm tired of basing my decision
off other people's reaction.
- Don't, don't play with this, you know?
- I'm not.
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Oh my god, fuck!
- Yes!
(Nigel laughs)
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh, will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, Daddy, Daddy ♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, Daddy