(upbeat music) - Previously on
"For the Love of DILFS."
(whip whooshes) - Ah!
- [Dr. DILF] Jimmy and Quis got even closer
after a confession about Quis' past
(gentle suspenseful music) - I was incarcerated.
- You really have nothing to worry about, I promise.
- Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm.
- [Dr. DILF] Dr. Ed had to convince Daniel,
and himself, that he wasn't controlling.
- It's more of a leading than it is a controlling.
(suspenseful music)
(upbeat music) - After winning our first
annual spelling bee, Derrick took Anthony
on a one-on-one karate day
where Anthony put his heart on the line.
- The one thing that I'm always afraid of
is getting close to people (calm music)
and then them leaving my life.
Don't play with this, you know?
- I'm not, I'm definitely here for love.
- [Dr. DILF] Nick tried to convince Kane
that he was in this for real.
- This is what I've been told since I got here,
is that you're here for one reason,
and that is to increase your influencing.
And I think are people jealous of how good he looks.
- During a kinky bondage date, (upbeat suspenseful music)
Sal and Hazel struggled to make a connection.
- He's cute and everything, but there was no spark.
(upbeat suspenseful music) - Later, a new himbo
and daddy surprised the group
to watch the elimination.
- Welcome to DILF Mansion.
- In the end, the daddies (suspenseful music)
and himbos picked Sal and Nick to send home.
- At no point have I ever seen Nick
try to put forth an effort to be with his daddy.
- [Dr. DILF] Leaving their two partners in serious danger.
- Yeah, I'm a bit angry.
I feel like it's changed from being a fun situation
to being like, I don't trust anybody.
- [Dr. DILF] Maybe they'll find a spark
with the new guys, or each other.
Let's find out. (dramatic music)
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be mine ♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Hey ♪ Getting closer than
- [Dr. DILF] It seems that last week's elimination
added some tension to Team Daddy.
Now Dr. Ed and Anthony have some questions for the group.
- So that was a crazy night.
Double elimination and double entry.
I'm traumatized. How are you guys doing?
(Dr. Ed laughs)
- Let me ask you guys a question.
So I think I've mentioned to all of you how I feel about,
you know, separation
and how I get close to someone and opening up.
It was very surprising
that I saw Derrick's name up there
knowing that it could have potentially came from one of you.
So I know that there's definitely a target
on Dr. Ed as well as Derrick, (gentle suspenseful music)
Daniel, and myself.
- In addition to that, my name was on there.
And I'm not gonna lie, I was actually kinda pissed.
So for me, I'm like, "Okay, this is definitely a strategy
to take me away from Daniel, and Derrick away from Anthony."
So I'm like, "Okay, they're gonna get
at least one of us out."
So- - Okay, so let me,
I will explain, y'all.
You know, I voted for you and I voted for Derrick.
Let's clear this up.
You guys are four people.
And Nick came to me and said,
"Vote for this person, this person."
- It came out that Nick was trying to make sure
that the twins were leaving.
So I think actually Nick just got what he deserved.
- I think we all know who should have gone home last night.
I don't think that he had a connection in the house.
So it's just- - Yeah, that's fine.
But I did and you guys sent that connection home.
- But no, no, no.
Okay, let's be honest about it.
You were here for the connection, however, he wasn't.
- I know you guys were looking out for me,
I totally get that.
- There's no quotation, we actually are
looking out for you. - Look, you know what I mean.
I'm a man, why didn't I get to make
that decision myself in the end?
Like, I feel like I didn't get to live out my connection
because you guys decided that it wasn't good for me,
yet I should have decided like,
I don't wanna be in this anymore.
- [Dr. Ed] We're all here to find love, right?
- Well, yeah. - I don't know
if that was his intention.
- No, it wasn't his intention. - But shouldn't I have been
allowed to find that out for myself?
- It was in your face.
- But why was Nick so bad to you?
Like, why do you think you needed him
out of the house so badly?
- Because he was manipulative.
He was more concerned about his actual followers.
- He's beautiful, he's a gorgeous man.
And I think that that was a large driver,
and I think that is why you were holding on to that.
- [Dr. DILF] The medical term for what happened to Kane
is called going dick dumb.
It's when the dick is so good, you act dumb as hell.
Remember, I'm a doctor.
- Everything was slow. (calm upbeat music)
Everything was, you know,
I'm gonna be so slow and everything.
And it just seemed like he was just dragging it out.
- Kane needed to hear the honest truth.
And I think that it was better for him that Nick left
and wasn't here to play him.
- I feel bad. (gentle suspenseful music)
All the other daddies are dog-piling Kane,
and it's nothing like the erotica I wrote last night
called "Dog-Piling Kane."
- I don't cry, like I don't, that is not my thing.
- I know. - And
I cried yesterday
and I don't wanna cry today either, but,
- It's okay. - it's not what I do.
You know, I don't, I don't-
- It's okay.
- I don't, I don't do this.
You know, we all go through so much shit,
like, and I don't want this shit to, like, make me cry.
Like, (stammers) I don't, I don't want, no.
I hope that I don't feel stupid at the end
of all of this, you know, like,
and I hope I don't turn around and look like the fool.
But whatever we did have in that short period of time,
it was fun.
You guys all have someone,
and I don't have that in the house,
but I did when he was here.
And now that's completely gone.
(groans) Yesterday was hard.
And, you know, and anyway, getting back to what happened.
I do believe in my heart of hearts that no one
was being strategic about that.
I do think that everybody was thinking
that Nick wasn't doing the right thing by me
and that is why.
But you guys have all picked the person
that I was with to go home.
And today, that probably means that I'm gonna go home.
So you guys were looking out for me,
but now have potentially sent me home.
- Well, I mean, I think that also allows you
to find somebody who's actually here for love.
You have a new himbo (calm upbeat music)
that just came in the house.
You have Hazel who's still here, you know,
so I think that's your moment
to actually get to know them and see if they're actually
here for love, too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
and you're right, but it still puts me in that position
where, like, if I don't connect today, I'm gone.
And so I know that you were looking out for me,
but you didn't also protect me, which is not your job.
- I guess, I do wanna just point one thing out,
my vote was actually for Sal and Hazel.
There was a little bit of a hiccup
because Rico wanted me to vote for Nick and Sal.
However, I wanted to go in there
and I didn't want to vote separately,
I wanted to vote as a couple.
And I took Sal and I took Hazel,
and those were the two to go for me
because they had the least connection in the house.
Yes, I saw what everyone saw.
Nick was not the perfect match for Kane, I get it.
But when I tell you I've been in the position
when I'm just hanging onto something
and I wanna see it grow,
I wanna see if it could be special,
if there's a possibility that the seed could be anything,
I wanted to give him that chance.
- So the good thing is that I'm glad
we're all able to have these conversations.
We're able to air it out.
But I mean, we do have a new daddy,
Barry that came in last night.
- I mean, no, I'm not threatened at all,
I'm so secure in what I have, there's no way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. (all laugh)
(upbeat music)
♪ Just tell me that your mine
♪ Gotta get ya
♪ Want your lips on my skin
- [Dr. DILF] Stormy called all the himbos to the yard
to introduce our new singles
and to reveal another sexy surprise.
- Good morning.
- [Himbos] Good morning, Stormy.
- So you got a little taste of our new treats last night,
but I wanna give them the opportunity
to formally introduce themselves
and tell us a little bit about who they are
and why they are here.
- Okay, well, hey, y'all.
- Hi. - Hey.
(upbeat music)
Hey, I'm Markus, I am 24 years old,
and I'm the Caribbean spicy himbo.
I'm a model, actor, I make music as well.
I love to dance, to, like, you know,
when I get it done, you know, the good Caribbean music.
My favorite thing I would have to say on my bod
would be, like, my chest.
(dramatic drum music) I work very hard on it.
(upbeat music)
I prefer like a tall and skinny,
or like shorter and like, like daddy.
Just someone who can like, you know, take control,
but then, like, still be like super sweet, understand me,
but then still, like, let me be free.
- [Dr. DILF] I love a himbo with a six-pack
and unrealistic expectations.
- I am looking for more, I deserve more,
and I want a daddy, so here I am.
♪ Wasn't looking for love
- Okay, welcome. - Yeah, okay, welcome
to the DILF Mansion, Markus. (all chatter and clap)
- I'm young, I'm hot,
I like to think. (laughs)
and I am just doing me.
- You're one of the girls. - All right, yes, yes.
- So this is Barry. (upbeat music)
♪ I'm at the top, you know
- What's going on, guys?
I'm Barry, I'm from Los Angeles, California,
and I am in the DILF Mansion, baby.
I'm one of one, (dramatic music)
I'm number one.
I'm the only one,
period. (upbeat music)
I am a personal trainer, a massage therapist.
I work for myself, so I love time freedom.
I love that I have the opportunity
to generate as much income as I want, as I can.
I feel like I'm very put together.
I feel like I'm a man with a plan.
My goals, my leadership, it all exudes through me.
So in a himbo, I definitely am looking for somebody
who's beautiful, right, nice body,
nice booty. (laughs)
Somebody who just loves taking risks in life
because that's what I'm all about.
- [Himbos] Hi, Barry. - Hey, Barry.
- It was my first chance to really see all the himbos,
all of 'em are gorgeous, (laughs) but one stuck out to me
in particular because I have a thing for chocolate.
Let's have fun, baby. - Welcome, baby.
- Welcome. - So I'm gonna ask Barry
to stay up here with me because himbos are safe tonight,
we're voting off a daddy.
- [Himbos] Ooh.
- The math isn't mathing correctly, because
- Okay, - It's not.
- we have yet another daddy coming in.
(suspenseful music) - [Himbos] Oh.
- [Stormy] Right now.
Are we ready? - Right now?
- [Dr. DILF] Yes, right now, here he is.
- Oh, daddy. ♪ I need you, come with me
♪ You make me feel
- Hello, I'm Matthew Schneider from New York originally,
living in Los Angeles now.
I am a lawyer by day,
but by night, a standup comedian.
- [Dr. DILF] A lawyer and a standup.
He's either a total weirdo or too powerful for his own good.
- I think I'm a daddy because I'm somewhat established
in my career and aspirations, I'm more mature,
some would argue, you know, I'm ready to settle down
and have a legit family.
I don't like people taller than me, number one,
surprising, and I'm pretty tall,
so if you're way taller than me
than it's, like, freakish.
I like physically fit people as well,
but at the same time, I can overlook that
if, you know, the person has a good personality, fun,
you know, because then you're focused on making out
with them and then the rest disappears.
- [Himbos] Hello. (clapping)
- Okay. - Okay.
(upbeat music)
- (laughs) I was like, "Damn, all right, daddy,
another bear came into the house,
and I don't have any hair
but, you know, I was feeling the hair.
Visually, he was very appealing, yeah.
(upbeat music)
- Hello, here I am, crashing the party.
- I say we jump right in and get to it, what do you think?
- Yes, let's go. - Let's go, let's do it.
- Who's up for a little speed dating
and let these daddies fight it out?
- Ooh. - Yes?
- Let's do it. - Speed dating, I like it,
I like it, I like it. - All right.
- With all the new daddies coming in the house,
we are gonna do some fun speed dating today.
- You guys have fun, I'll be back to check on you in a bit.
- Bye, Story. - [Himbos] Bye.
- Bye, boys. - Bye.
(calm upbeat music)
- What's your opinion of, like, comedy?
Are you a big fan? Do you like to laugh a lot?
- I love to laugh.
- Who's gonna say, "No, I hate laughing"?
Zip through these to the good stuff,
a daddy is going home tonight, we don't have time for games.
- Barry, your chocolate, just how I like 'em. (chuckles)
I looked at you and I was like, "You're gonna be trouble."
- The body, it's bodying.
I feel like you work out a lot a lot.
- I do. - Can I touch?
- You wanna touch me?
Go ahead, baby. - Let me just.
- Markus is so fucking beautiful.
When he touched me, he put his hands down my chest,
I told him, (laughs)
I said, "You're making my dick hard."
What's your love language?
- (sighs) Words of affirmation with a little bit of gifts.
- Ooh. - But mainly
words of affirmation.
I just like, I wanna feel consistently beautiful
and like wanted.
- Well, you're beautiful, baby.
- (laughs) You're making me blush.
- You're gorgeous. - You know, papi,
I'm very nervous.
Barry's just fine.
He is fine like wine.
That man, he just has this swagger and confidence.
I would risk it for the biscuit for that one.
I'm trying to build, like, an empire basically.
- Love that, love that. - You know, so I need,
like, a partner in that.
Like, I don't need anyone slowing me down,
but someone who can add, you know, and help me.
- Okay, last question.
(chuckles) What do you like to do for fun?
- You. (laughs) - (laughs) Okay.
- I'm trying to be classy, Mom,
I really am, but I want him, okay? (laughs)
ah, that's really... (upbeat suspenseful music)
- [Dr. DILF] Now, that's the kind of flagrant vulgarity
I like in a himbo.
Speaking of vulgarity, (upbeat music)
Barry isn't wasting any time
getting to know the himbos intimately.
- Wait, so you're giving bottom vibes.
- I'm giving verse vibes. - Verse vibes,
okay, listen, I'm here for it. - Verse vibes.
- I've had a little more experience bottoming,
but I'm verse, like, yeah.
But I- - So you say you like
to bottom? - I do,
but I also like top, so.
- I'm not gonna just open up my conte like that
on the first date. - Ooh.
- [Matt] What's your zodiac sign?
- My zodiac sign is a fish, I'm a Pisces.
- Oh, well, - Yeah.
- then I'm a fisherman.
- (laughs) Stop. - (laughs) Stop.
- You're horrible. - I'm gonna reel you in.
- Stop. (laughs) Stop.
He is not funny but corny,
and corny is funny to me.
- Especially because you have (Rico laughs)
bears all over your shirt.
Am I considered, is that something, like,
you're looking for in a guy?
- Definitely, I think it's very well known
that I'm a bear guy.
- You're a bear guy. - Bear, cub,
anything like that, and you definitely
- Oh, thank you. - (laughs) fit the standard.
Do I fit your standard?
- Yes, why are you saying it so surprisingly?
- I just don't know, you know, I'm a thicker dude,
so I don't know if everybody's into that.
- Well, I'm fascinated by your smile
and your personality, which I already like.
(Rico laughs) I think you're doing good.
What's this tattoo,
a broken heart? - Oh, my broken heart tattoo.
Ah, no, it's crazy, thank you for asking about that.
You know, out of my first relationship,
I invested, like, so much into it.
Like, I put everything, my all, into this relationship
and it really broke my heart.
- But why do you want a constant reminder of that?
All the times I've had my heart broken,
I'm like, "I never wanna see that person
or think about them ever again.
Adios, sister, brother, mother, whoever." (laughs)
- [Dr. DILF] You leave my mom out of this, you monster.
- So it just reminds me that I'm here
and that I'm worthy of love,
and hopefully I can have a heart right here
that's full on this side.
- Right, or a heart to repair that one.
- Oh yeah, right there, - On top of it.
- yeah, on top of it, I like that, yeah, so.
- And maybe I will be the one to help do that.
- (laughs) I like that. (Matt laughs)
(suspenseful music)
- I feel very confident in my relationship with Rico,
but I do not want anything to even be a possible burden
to everything beautiful we have going on.
- Are you liking me or what? - Yeah, obviously.
Yes. (Rico laughs)
- He had that charm about him
and it just kinda made me go in
and, like, dig a little bit deeper
and peel off, like, some of those layers to him.
- I felt like, honestly, Rico and I
had like a very easygoing conversation,
it felt like nothing was forced.
I think I really enjoyed talking to him the most.
Stay in touch.
- Definitely. (laughs) - (laughs) I'll see you.
- You, too. Have fun. (dramatic suspenseful music)
(calm upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] Now that our new daddy's had a chance
to meet their potential love interests,
it's time for a little challenge.
I wanted to test how well the himbos and daddies
are able to show gratitude, kindness, and consumerism.
(all cheering and clapping) (all chattering)
- So we often hear about the five love languages, right?
Personally, mine is receiving gifts,
but gift giving is one of the languages of love.
So today we are gonna test your skill in wrapping.
- I like getting presents (gentle suspenseful music)
and I like giving them, but I don't really wrap.
I just like to throw 'em in a bag and,
or give a gift card or cash, people like cash.
- The winning team gets to pick tonight's date.
- So I just got here, I'm super excited
to be a part of the whole experience,
to meet the other daddies, (calm upbeat music)
and I never wrap gifts.
What I do is, I buy gifts (gentle suspenseful music)
where the place can wrap them,
if that makes sense, because that's the trick.
And then when I give the gifts, like, "Oh, this is nice."
"I know, I did it myself."
- Gifts for Stormy. (all laugh)
Alright, do your best, boys. (all clapping)
(all cheering)
- So that was the first time I met everybody,
and I was like, "Hello, here I am."
And also, I think I was the last person in,
so I felt like everyone else was already like,
"Who's this lunatic?"
(dramatic suspenseful music)
- [Dr. DILF] Each team has to create a display
of wrapped gifts for Stormy to judge,
that will be scored on the quantity of gifts,
the quality of the wrapping,
and the thoughtfulness of the notes.
- You can wrap? - In my experience,
himbos prefer unwrapped. (all chattering)
- I don't even wrap, I'm gonna be honest,
I'm not really good at gift wrapping.
When Christmas comes, I'm like, "I'll get a bag,
some little plush plush, here you go."
- I literally ran to the bike,
I had put the ribbon on the bike
and then dragged the bike over.
I thought that was creative. - That is not cute.
What the hell? - Let's take a moment
to appreciate the daddies' technique.
(upbeat music)
Hmm, damn, daddy.
(dramatic music)
(timer ringing) (all cheering)
- Oh, fun. - Yay. (speaks faintly)
- Before you knew it, time was called
and I was like, (sighs) "The daddies' own look
so better than us."
- [Dr. DILF] Now, it's time for Stormy
to inspect the packages.
(suspenseful music)
- Oh - Oh.
- Oof. (laughs)
- [Dr. DILF] I've seen a prolapse
that was more visually appealing than these gifts.
(gentle suspenseful music) - A sneak peek
before you open it.
- Surprise. (all laugh)
- We did good.
I am proud of my himbos, I love you, guys.
- Oh, hello, daddies. (daddies laugh and clap)
This is like Christmas morning.
(all laugh) - You can tell who's used
to getting the gifts. (laughs)
- What was really awesome about that challenge,
sometimes the challenges, you don't always know right away,
we knew right away, we looked to our left
and that was the end of what we thought was a challenge.
- I mean, it's pretty obvious. (dramatic music)
(upbeat music) (daddies cheer and clap)
- I guess our winning streak is over.
I guess we gotta give it to them now,
so they get to choose their dates today.
Anthony, you better choose me, do not play with me.
(gentle suspenseful music)
- Barry. - Markus.
You already know I'm gonna pick my boy Markus,
my sexy chocolate himbo.
Come here, baby. (calm upbeat music)
- I definitely felt some tingles down there.
Felt a little tingly,
and I think I may have readjusted a few times.
So again, sorry, Grandma, Mom. (gentle suspenseful music)
But, yeah, that man, he makes my rocks hard. (laughs)
- Dr. Ed? - I'm taking Daniel.
(calm music) - Kane?
- There are a lot of established relationships in the house
and I'm not the type of person to rock the boat.
- Hazel. (gasps) Ooh.
- Hazel is super sweet and I kinda like a different vibe.
Very cute, very soft, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous person.
- [Dr. DILF] Listen, a lot of good relationships
have come from tragedy and bad optics,
just ask the British Royals.
- Jimmy. - Quis.
(calm music)
- Matt. (suspenseful music)
- I'm gonna take Rico.
- [Dr. DILF] Oh, my, our new daddy Matt
is making a swing for Nigel's himbo.
- They have to, whoo, Rico, the clock ticking.
- It just blew my mind
that somehow, some fucking way the universe came here
and fucked up something that I had.
- Yeah, he's the new bear in the house,
and this bear likes this cub,
so it is like, (laughs) I felt flattered
and definitely, again, like just some layers
I wanted to peel back with him.
- Anthony. - Derek.
- Oh. (all laugh)
- It was expected, so thank you, boo.
- All right, everybody, (upbeat suspenseful music)
go get ready for tonight.
It is Vegas night.
Remember that love is a gamble.
So, Nigel, since you did not get to pick your date tonight,
you'll be acting as our dealer on casino night tonight.
- Nobody drew the card on purpose.
This was random and I could not take it.
(all cheer and clap) - All right, thank you.
(all chattering) (dramatic music)
(upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] Let's check in with the himbos,
who still have unfinished business
after last week's dramatic group elimination.
- Papitos, how y'all feel about the elimination last night?
- It was time for Nick to go. - It was time for Nick to go.
- My name kept being brought up.
It was Derrick, Ed, Derrick, Ed,
I guess I'm a threat,
or something. - While I'm keeping it G
with you, I didn't vote for you.
- Thank you. - I did
'cause I didn't know who else to pick,
and you guys didn't come to me with a plan.
- You feel like you were, like, out the loop last night?
- Yeah.
I don't know, it was a little scary.
And the energy has shifted and I feel very alone.
- So you're sure it wasn't Nick
that influenced your decision?
- No, Nick, I mean, Nick did decide a bit, too.
- It was Nick who plotted the whole thing.
My thing with Hazel, (gentle suspenseful music)
I just felt like she was being manipulated by Nick.
It's like, girl, you can make your own decision.
- You guys went and did your own thing,
didn't tell me anything.
- Nick had Hazel fucked all the way up.
Hazel gotta take his part on that shit, too,
'cause you believing in this dude.
- Nick was being very, very messy.
Nick was trying to come up with a plan
and we weren't a part of that plan.
- And like I understand that.
I just wish I was communicated with.
- I can't see you as a true person,
I can't see you as a whole person,
like, if you're over here fucking blaming everybody else
for the decisions that you made.
- And then it makes me look messy
because I literally was presented with one option.
Nobody gave me any other options,
nobody gave me anything else to go off of.
- So you gotta understand, Nick wasn't doing good things.
Realistically, we didn't have enough time with you.
We didn't have enough trust with you.
- And honestly- - And realistically,
you being the new person- - You are easy.
- Easy? - When I say that,
meaning like Nick knew what he was doing,
basically. - He knew what he was doing
the whole time. - He was manipulating you
the whole damn time. (gentle suspenseful music)
- It was all a little dramatic.
It was a little hurtful, some of the things that were said.
- Hazel, you're still here, baby.
You're here, you're here.
Worry about that part. - Like the fact
that you're here. - That part, baby.
- Can I tell you something real quick though?
You're a sweet person, don't get me wrong,
all that, (mimics Hazel laughing) is annoying,
however, (Hazel laughs)
you are your own person
and I do like you and I fuck with you.
But at the end of the day,
you have to have your own voice, boo.
And make decisions for yourself.
- Your story is not like anybody else's story, it's yours.
- I just feel like all of this needed to get cleared out.
- Yes, it needed to get cleared out because I do love you.
I fucks with you heavy. - Hazel, we're not,
nobody is teaming up on you, we like you as a person.
- She's a sweetheart, so. - She really is.
- She is, I like her.
- We do, we made up. - We made up.
- I like her. - She's not one
of the triplets, but she's one of the girls.
- Don't feel isolated, don't feel like the odd one out.
- We love you. You're one of the girls.
Yes, come here, bitch. (Hazel laughs)
Come here, bitch.
- I like being in the house, I'm having a good time.
I still get a little nervous every now and then
and I can feel, like, my social anxiety kick in randomly.
(Hazel laughs) - That's twink trauma.
Or what a medical professional would call Twauma.
- But I'm having a good time, everybody's really sweet.
I think I'm, like, getting into the groove of things.
I'm trying to be as good as I can.
Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah, we good, we good.
(upbeat music) - I love you, guys. (shrieks)
♪ Oh, our love
♪ Is strong enough to keep upright, yeah ♪
- Like, he's- - Nigel, how are you feeling?
(Nigel sighs) (all laugh)
- Right now, I'm kind of going through an experience
where I have to remind myself that,
yes, this is a reality show and this is a competition,
but my heart is very much on the line.
- Oh, babe. (gentle somber music)
- I'm good, (cries) I'm not okay.
I'm not okay right now. But do you know what?
I know I'm gonna be.
I'm not mad at Rico.
I'm not mad at the new entry.
Right now, the game is just fucking with my heart.
I came here for a true, genuine connection.
- Yeah. - And I found it.
And I feel like the first couple of days,
I was living my fairytale fantasy.
- Yeah. - And now it's time
to play the game. (suspenseful music)
I have never been through something that deep before.
I have never felt something this strong before,
and I have never had the option of losing it so quick.
So - Period.
- may the best man win tonight.
(dramatic music)
- Well, then, let's just get ready for Vegas night
and go gamble on some himbos.
- I'm gambling on Derrick.
- On who? - On Derrick.
- Is that the right one? - Is that the right one?
(all laugh)
(upbeat music)
- Hi, bitch. - Girl,
what the fuck was that?
- So Markus just came to the house,
so I just had to pick him up with some speed
and give him a little tea, and then talk about other things.
Let's just say, it got real to the point,
you know, Hazel started to feel like we were ganging up
on her and I had to just- - Wait, which one's Hazel?
- You know. (mimics Hazel laughing)
- Oh, okay, okay. - Yeah, we just had to-
- So it was like OG beef?
- You know, something like that.
- Okay, 'cause, like, you know, I'm new here.
- Yeah. - And I mean, coming in here,
I was scared, girl.
- Don't be scared. - I mean, the place is,
like, gorgeous and everything,
but I didn't know what I was coming into.
- I love Markus,
Markus is so funny, and cute, and bubbly.
He remind me of me and my brother.
Girl, how do you feel about your daddy?
(laughs) Oh. (gentle suspenseful music)
That's hot. - You mean,
Mr. Barry with an A.
- Barry, (laughs) wait a minute, with a what?
♪ With a A
- [Dr. DILF] That's because Barry with an E would be Berry.
- So what do you think about him?
'Cause I saw y'all all up - Ooh.
- on each other, I was like, "Go ahead, girl, get your man."
- That man is fine. - Boom, girl.
But is he the type of fine that will make you wanna say
the words, (gasps) "Cum in me"?
(both laugh)
- "Hey, cum in me, daddy."
- Right. - No, basically,
I don't know, like, we just hit it off,
like, instantly, basically.
It's just the chemistry, y'all,
like, you have to be there, honestly.
The man is fine and like a different type of fine.
- Just make sure when you see him, do a squat,
like this. - Period.
- Oi. - You know,
I'll be walking by him, I'll be like,
you know, little things, I just be like,
- Okay. - kinda brush upon him.
Brush upon the man, you know?
Get my duck tail white. - Lord Jesus.
- The heat already.
What made you wanna come to the house?
Like, what happened to your last relationship?
- Ooh, Jah. - Ooh.
- It got to the point where it was like two kisses
and sex twice a week.
Sad.
- Well, how many times- - Mind you, I'm 24, papi.
No, I masturbate at least four times a day.
- [Dr. DILF] Did he say four times a day?
That's more than me and I'm a very disturbed man.
- Yes, definitely four. (gentle suspenseful music)
I have not touched myself, like, in this house, of course,
because of the cameras, but I miss it. (laughs)
Well, I can't wait to get ready for Vegas night, girl.
What you wearing? - Girl,
I got a little glistening, like sparkle outfit.
- You're about to look fine. - Let's go.
It's about to be lit.
- I'm about to go see this man.
- Tell me, I can't wait. - Have a quickie
upstairs, girl. - Let's go.
(upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] The odds are against our daddies tonight
because one of them is going home.
But first, we're having Vegas night.
(all cheering) - Yeah, yes, baby.
- [Stormy] Everybody looks fantastic.
- Seeing the actual slot machines, the casino,
it was actually amazing, I love Vegas.
I mean, who doesn't like to gamble?
- It's time to place your bets,
lay it all in the line (suspenseful music)
'cause we have an elimination coming up.
- The whole time I haven't been here,
he has been attached to one other guy.
- Nigel did not get picked this evening, but that's okay
because he is going to be your blackjack dealer.
Come join me.
- Hey, we just met
but you better decide you wanna marry me,
if you don't decide in the next five minutes
then show's over for me.
- I will leave you gentlemen in these very sexy
and capable hands. (all laugh)
Have fun, not too much fun.
And this slut machine is gonna go have a drink.
(all laugh) (upbeat music)
- Cheers. - Cheers, and welcome
to the casino night. (Hazel laughs)
So I think there's a lot of talk
about how Hazel is giggly, and I think he's young.
Like, it takes years to become comfortable with who you are,
and he's in a high pressure situation.
And I just think it's his way of dealing,
I don't think he's annoying.
I think he's actually really, really, really cute.
How's it going for you in the house?
- I think you've noticed that there's a little bit
of a lack of romance.
- Well I think you know that's kind of the same for me.
I mean, it's been the wildest ride for me
'cause- - Yeah, you just had
your partner sent home. - Yeah.
And before that, somebody else picked me on a date.
I've been dumbed, I've been picked.
I've- - Oh.
- You know, Nick's left.
- [Dr. DILF] A good rule for first dates,
don't talk about how much you've been dumped recently.
- For me, I came here, like, you know, not to play around,
to like, you know,
- Find something. - meet someone, you know?
- He's a sweet person.
I was like, "Okay, we can do this."
It was cute, I felt, I don't know, I like getting chosen.
- I know you know how to do yoga.
- Yeah, that's true. - I do Pilates mainly,
but yoga's fun.
- Yeah, for sure. - Yeah, you could teach me.
- Talking to him, he's really educated and he's smart,
and it was much easier to chat with him
than I really thought it was gonna be.
So I would definitely be up for a yoga class with Hazel.
Yeah. (upbeat music)
- I love Vegas, but I'm not really good at gambling.
The gambling thing is not for me.
But, you know, I'm here with my daddy Jimmy, let's gamble.
- [Dr. DILF] I know this is serious,
but can we just take a moment to applaud Jimmy
for finally wearing a color.
- Spin. - Okay.
- [Jimmy] And then you throw it.
- And then we just wait?
- Then you wait.
- You know, of course, he's gonna show me the ropes
and teach me how it goes.
(Jimmy gasps) Our ball fell.
- Oh, I'm sorry. - What the hell?
- Too much strength.
You know, there's nothing like looking very smooth.
(gentle suspenseful music)
You know, it was great, it really made me look
extremely classy and together,
and like I really had my act together, yeah.
- See, this is why I don't gamble.
- I'm very proud of it.
I can tell you now regardless of how terrible
our betting situation is here, you are not a bad bet,
you are a solid bet.
- Thank you, daddy. - Mm-hmm.
- [Dr. DILF] Next up, our new lovebirds Markus and Barry.
Their flame may be burning bright,
but will it fizzle out just as quickly?
- Ooh. - Miss. Stormy on the money
for me. - That's Miss. Stormy,
okay. - That's cute.
- I came on this show 'cause I was running towards something
and I'm running towards it,
and I want him, I'm gonna get him.
I like how you make me feel sexy.
- Do I? - And just-
Yeah, and just the way you look at me
and just this, all that.
Yeah, but I'm trying to like, you know, get to know this,
and this, and what's in here.
(Barry laughs) The heart, all that.
- My heart is, it's fragile.
- Well, I won't hurt you.
- Oh, you have something on your lip, let me get it off.
- Oh, that's sweet, period.
Period, mm.
- Our lips, I think they were made for each other.
It was like two clouds colliding.
(gentle music)
- That's how a man kisses, baby.
You don't know till you know, basically,
it feels like you're on fire
and you just wanna jump in the damn water
and cool off your pum pum.
(upbeat music) - I have no idea
what he's talking about,
but I could watch these two kiss all day.
- So what's up, boo? What's going on with you?
- What's up? - You ever gambled before?
(dramatic upbeat music) (Dr. Ed laughs)
I do like Ed and it's to the point where I'm feeling nervous
and scared, and I didn't think I would.
- I think you and I, you know, are hitting it off,
and, obviously, with you being in Florida
and I'm all the way in LA, what would that look like?
- I'm a little scared when it comes to flying,
I forgot to tell you, that's one of my fears.
Okay. (laughs) (Dr. Ed laughs)
No, honestly, I would, I just,
that should be about five hours on the plane.
I think I could take a melatonin
and come and see you. (Dr. Ed laughs)
- So you're really gonna leave me,
if you move to LA, I'm gonna be by my fucking self.
- I think we'll be good. - Yeah.
- Not think,
I know we'll be good. - I know, we will.
- Right? - You do your thing,
I do my thing, just don't forget about it, bitch.
- You too, 'cause I know how you are
when you be with your fucking man,
you act like you don't know people no more.
You one of them bitches. - Oh, shut up.
- I am thinking about us, so hopefully that happens soon.
- Okay. - 'Cause I do like this.
(both laugh) (gentle music)
- [Dr. DILF] I don't know what about Vegas night
inspired everyone to wear their ugliest shirts,
but here we are. (upbeat music)
- So are we gonna go to the strip club one day?
- If you let me rain on you.
- Okay, you could definitely rain on me, or in me.
So we get to the date, cunie, rain on me, tsunami.
We're getting this far into the season,
so how do you feel about me, honestly?
- Well, I feel that our kink date, I was submissive
and that's something- - I thought about that,
that was kinky, it was sexy, too.
- It was a lot but it was a lot
because you allowed me to be myself
and you allowed me to open up,
which is very important for me.
The one thing that I'm enjoying about this entire thing
is that you're allowing me to go at a pace
that I feel comfortable with.
- Mm-hmm, and I want you to feel comfortable,
I don't wanna ever make you feel pressured.
I want you to be comfortable and be yourself.
You don't have to hide or put on
just because you're a daddy.
I know I'm a himbo, but I can switch it up, too.
- Being as a daddy, everyone expects for us
to just be in control, in charge,
and have this very mindset that's very straightforward.
- They do.
- And I love being vulnerable with you
because you allow me to be that and I feel comfortable.
So I will say thank you.
- Of course, Anthony.
- There's this huge misconception that all daddies
need to be very strong, very masculine.
You need to have kinda like this strength
that's relentless.
And, honestly, I'm learning about myself every single day,
especially with Derrick, I don't need to be that guy.
I can be the guy that I actually wanna be.
And sometimes I'm vulnerable, sometimes I wanna cry,
sometimes I wanna get emotional,
sometimes I just wanna lay back
and actually have Derrick hold me.
He's able to there, just to make sure if I decide to fall,
he's gonna be there to catch me.
And I love that about him.
(upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] Now, Matt is going to finally get a chance
to make his move on Rico.
Will it be enough to save him in tonight's elimination?
- Well, hello, again. - Hi, papi, how are you doing?
- How are you? - I'm good, I'm good.
- This is my first day here.
The only person I've had time to connect with really
is Rico, so he's my one lifeboat.
Of all my dates, I felt like our conversation was the one
I felt the most free flowing.
I felt like I didn't have to force anything with you.
I really enjoyed talking to you,
(Rico laughs) I think you're so cute.
- Thank you. - I love your smile.
- (laughs) Stop. - Your broken hearts
disappoints me.
I feel like that's something I wanna help fix.
- It's like pulling, like, two strings in the heart.
You know what I mean?
Like, one, you have like Nigel my bear,
and then you have this guy who's fucking charming me,
and it's kind of like, fuck.
You're smooth with your words. - Oh.
- You're very smooth
with your words. - I don't know about that.
- [Dr. DILF] Rico likes smooth talk and hairy arse.
- I'm kinda, I'm like really interested and glad kinda,
like, you chose me on this date
'cause I did wanna kinda get to see who you were
and like peel back some layers on you
and see like, you know, just who you are.
You are my type.
- Oh, good. - You know what I mean?
- I wore, I don't know if you saw it before,
I wore shorts with a bear claw on them.
- I saw that. - That was for you.
(Rico laughs) Look at that.
I forgot to point it out before, but now- (laughs)
- It was just a lot of things
that were like conflicting in my head,
but it was really difficult to have both of them there,
with someone who you really genuinely care about
and then someone who's making a connection
that's resonating here. (calm music)
I love, like, your jokes, they're pretty funny to me, so.
- Oh. - Yeah.
And it's- - Pretty funny or funny?
- They're funny. - Funny.
Oh, awesome. - They're funny, yeah,
they're funny, I'm not gonna lie.
That steady, like, familiar connection
that I've had with Nigel is being rocked,
and not rocked in the way that it's being rocked for him,
but in the way that it's being rocked for me,
it's just kind of like, damn, like.
And I'm not making comparisons,
but this (beep) makes me laugh like a motherfucker, bro.
Like, and that is one of the things that (clicks) gets me.
So if you can make me laugh
and you can make me feel good, you know,
that's a really, really great thing.
- I mean you're a funny too.
- I am? - Yes.
Why are you so shocked? (Rico laughs)
I probably like every time I compliment you,
you're like, "Who me?"
- I know it's hard for me - Yes,
take it. - to take a compliment
sometimes, you know. - Put it in a pocket.
- (laughs) Stop. - Run with your compliments.
- [Producer] Okay, so you've been with Nigel every day
since the beginning of this journey,
but, like, today, you didn't spend any time with Nigel,
so is there something going on or?
- So there was some things that had happened before
with me and Nigel, and there was a time
where like as a group, (suspenseful music)
Sal and Nick gotta go.
Everybody was in agreeance with this besides my daddy.
- My vote was actually for Sal and Hazel.
There was a little bit of a hiccup
because Rico wanted me to vote for Nick and Sal.
However, I wanted to go in there
and I didn't want to vote separately.
I took Sal and I took Hazel,
and those were the two to go for me
because they had the least connection in the house.
(dramatic music)
- What it came down to is he didn't wanna break
his relationship with Kane. (suspenseful music)
Some of the things that I need in my relationship
is someone who's gonna ride and die for me.
Someone who's gonna be my partner.
Someone who's gonna (claps) cut it through thick and thin.
Like, I don't give a fuck if I'm wrong,
I don't give a fuck if you're wrong,
I'm gonna still ride for you to the end.
You know what I mean?
- All right, well, I would definitely wanna keep
getting to know you also because I feel like you're a fun,
exciting person and a nice one
with a big heart. (Rico laughs)
I can see already.
- Are you trying to knock me over?
- Yes, did I- - You wanna battle?
Let's go, let's go. - Ooh.
Okay, this shirt doesn't- - Let me see.
- The really upsetting part (suspenseful music)
to me is they literally got to know each other
right in front of me, and my heart immediately broke.
- Cheers. - Cheers, pa.
(upbeat music)
- [Dr. DILF] I'm glad to see all of the couples opening up
and connecting on a genuine level.
But sadly, Vegas night means someone
is gonna roll a snake eyes because one daddy is going home
and it's the himbos' choice.
(suspenseful somber music)
- Seeing him with someone else really got to me.
And after the casino night, I stormed off to my room.
We did not speak from the casino night date
all the way up until the elimination.
So everything that I was feeling
was the most raw, vulnerable moment of my entire life.
(suspenseful music)
- Last night, I was watching the elimination,
so it's a little different because I was exempt.
But tonight, I was a part of the elimination
and I totally understood
what the other daddies were going through.
- Hope you guys had a good time with our casino night,
and now it is time to see where the chips will fall.
- It's like a game to everyone else. (crying)
And I'm so scared
because I just want every moment I can have,
I want every moment I can have with Rico, that's all.
I'm fucking scared, I hate it.
That's all, and that's what's on my heart right now.
It's like (crying) really hard.
- It is himbos' choice.
Quis. (serene music)
- I'm definitely choosing Jimmy.
- The connection has been growing day by day
and I'm just loving the journey, so Anthony.
(Anthony chuckles)
- I just got here but I made a great connection
with a great guy,
so I definitely don't want him going anywhere, Barry,
- You seem like a really cool person
and hopefully we get to talk more,
I get to learn more, Kane.
- The daddy I'm choosing tonight is of course PhD Ed.
(all laugh)
(suspenseful music)
- All right, Rico, final decision is yours.
- I am looking at him and smiling,
and I could see he's like avoiding eye contact with me,
which seems a little worrisome.
But then he wasn't looking at Nigel either.
- This definitely has been very hard for me
because I definitely feel the short time
that I've known you, I felt a spark, a charm in you
that is very strong.
I think we both saw that.
And, Nigel,
you're my bear. (dramatic music)
(suspenseful music)
You're-
- Oh my God, he's bawling.
So when I saw that, I instantly looked at Rico like,
bitch, you better claim your fucking man
'cause ain't no way someone's crying like that for me
and I'm gonna go for the next bitch.
- No. (dramatic music)
- Nigel, (suspenseful music)
when I needed my partner to be there with me
and stand there with me, for me and you are a team,
I need a ride or die.
I don't need you putting your friends first,
putting Kane first in front of our relationship
if we're gonna have something serious.
He sided with Kane in the end.
I need someone who's gonna fight for me
when I can't fight for me.
And if you're so quick to turn for your friend versus me,
your cub, like, that didn't feel good.
You know what I mean?
And I need someone who's down for me
because I don't give a fuck, I'm gonna ride for you.
I need a ride or die.
I need someone who's gonna be with me through
and throughout whether I'm wrong or right.
- I just wanna be with Rico right now. (crying)
I just wanna hang out with him and get to know him.
It's so hard, I never thought this would happen.
Like, I never find true connection in the real world,
and I found it here and now I have to fight for it
in a way I never thought I would have to fight before.
I just wanna be here with him as long as I can,
and like that's crazy
and I've only known him for a little bit, but I don't care.
Like, I feel happy when I'm with him
and I just wanna feel that way as much as I can.
It's scary thinking that that can end.
- My decision (suspenseful music)
of who I'm gonna go with tonight
is Nigel. (dramatic music)
(Nigel crying)
I'm not gonna throw away (gentle poignant music)
something that's, I really do feel genuine with him.
I can't, I can't risk it for someone that I know
is down for me 100%. (Nigel sobbing)
I just need him to understand
that I need a ride or die in this,
through it all, through in thick and thin.
- Yes.
- This is okay?
- Aw. (all clapping)
(Nigel sobbing)
- Rico called my name, and I couldn't have been happier.
It felt like a dream come true. (crying)
The fear leading up to it was like,
I don't ever want that again.
I don't ever wanna be in question like that again.
It felt so good to be picked.
(Nigel sobbing)
I'm sorry.
(all clapping)
- I genuinely see a long, long-term relationship with Nigel.
Like, if we can just tap those last insecurities
that I have, I just really, I don't know,
I just really see, like, a future with Nigel, marriage.
- I'm okay, just a little Dr. DILF in my eye.
I'm fine. (all laugh)
Matt, - Yes.
- sadly, you'll be leaving us tonight.
Do you have anything you would like to say before you go?
(calm upbeat music) - It was nice meeting everyone
for my very brief stay here.
I could say something funny but,
or I should- - 'Cause that's my job.
- Oh, that's your job. (all laugh)
I don't wanna steal your job.
If you need a co-host, Stormy, (all laugh)
you know where to find me.
I got nothing to do now, so. (all laugh)
It was quick, brief,
you know, like a lot of my sexual encounters,
now I last all night.
- Things are gonna be moving (suspenseful music)
rather quickly from here on out.
Buckle up, gentlemen,
you're in for a crazy ride the next couple of weeks.
Get some rest. I will check in with you guys soon.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
or most of what I would do either.
(all laugh) (upbeat music)
♪ It's back again
♪ You have the key of my heart
♪ On the very, on the very (gentle music)
(phone vibrating)
- Hello? - Dr. DILF.
- Is this Stormy? - Yes, this is Stormy.
- Oh, okay. - My voice is hoarse
from yelling at these crazy boys all day.
- [Dr. DILF] Oh, that'll do it.
- [Matt] You'll never guess what happened.
- What? - The new guy got out.
- Oh. - Nobody liked him,
so he's outta here, yeah, it's cray-
Oh my God. Send nudes.
(foot thuds) Ow.
(Dr. DILF speaks faintly)
- Do not send him nudes.
- Who was that? - Little shit stole my phone.
(Dr. DILF speaks faintly) So (sighs) what a day.
Rico and Nigel have chosen to continue
with their relationship. (Dr. DILF speaks faintly)
Did you know that bears cry?
(Dr. DILF speaks faintly) - Yeah, me either.
- Oh, okay, well. - Gonna need another mop.
(suspenseful music) Lotta tears.
Lot of tears, Dr. DILF. (Dr. DILF speaks faintly)
Lots of tears.
Send nudes. - All right.
(calm upbeat music)
- My time here in DILF Mansion was very brief.
It was a premature ejacu-jection.
Has that been said before?
(calm upbeat music) So it would've been nice
to meet more people or mingle more,
but hopefully everyone else has a fun, fruitful experience
and they meet the loves of their lives as well.
- [Dr. DILF] Thank you for coming, Matt.
Some of your jokes were fine.
(upbeat music) Next week
on "For the Love of DILFS."
- Welcome to the newly bred game.
- I need my partner, can you understand that?
- We can knock out the strongest couple.
- [Anthony] I've been genuine
throughout this entire fucking experience.
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be mine ♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy ♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy, oh, daddy
(dramatic music)
(air whooshing)
- [Announcer] Oh, daddy.