- [Narrator] Previously on "For the Love of DILFs".
Cain and Hazel tried to figure out
if they shared any romantic feelings for each other.
- What about, what is going on here?
How are you feeling between us?
- Oh.
- I wasn't Hazel's first choice
and Hazel wasn't my first choice.
- Yeah, I don't know.
You're nice to talk to.
- [Narrator] A long distance intimacy challenge
tested how well the couples would connect
once they leave DILF Mansion.
- Would you like a massage?
- [Narrator] And it was Rico and Nigel who won,
landing them a private suite for the evening.
Later, Jimmy Ray's concerns about their heightened emotions
which threatened his standing in the competition.
- This up and down and push and pull.
It could come across as toxic.
- Can I have a seconds of bread?
It's like coming out so strong, so fast.
Can I have a second to breathe?
Fuck his opinions. Fuck anybody's opinion.
- I just wanna let you know
that they're not out of question.
- [Narrator] The best part? We had strippers.
(upbeat music)
(all cheering)
Oh yeah, there was a shocking elimination
that sent Barry and Marcus home.
- You'll see more of us and I hope to see more of y'all.
- [Narrator] But the strippers were really good too.
Today decides our top three couples
and something tells me that no one is going down
without a fight.
(upbeat music) ♪ Daddy, oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy, daddy ♪
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh daddy, oh, oh, oh, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, daddy, oh daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be my daddy, daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Oh daddy, oh daddy
Good morning DILF Mansion.
Let's begin by seeing how Nigel and Rico
enjoyed their private room.
- Much needed. I love last night so much.
- I know. Me too.
I had like the bestest of times,
like I can't believe like we finally got a moment.
- Waking up with Rico was a dream come true.
We have come so far on this competition together.
For the prize to be privacy, like on point.
Like I love it.
We have won around the mansion sneaking around.
We look for little places to find
and create moments together.
So the fact that we got together, won a challenge,
and the prize was actual privacy.
We were in heaven.
Even like just the waking up in the middle of the night
like feeling you around me, I was like,
like I would just fall instantly back to sleep.
Like I felt so safe, so secure.
- I had a really great time with him.
We got to like do the strawberries with fondue and feed him
and it was good.
We did a, yeah, we did. We were cute.
It was cute.
- We're a complete package and I fucking love that.
- It is just everything.
- You know, I'm glad.
(enchanting instrumental music)
It was more than what I would've ever thought
it would've been in here.
- So baby, how you feeling about today?
What do you think is gonna happen?
I heard like-
- I'm sorry, I don't know if it's been a flip in a switch
or a flip in the game,
but I have this overgrowing amount of confidence right now
and it's the type of confidence
that I did not walk into this game with.
You grew me into a different type of person
and now it's time to get the game head on too.
Like I already found the romance, now I gotta fight for it.
So today, everything that we have together right now
can be taken away by a fucking vote
or by a fucking roll of a dice.
And that's the shit that pisses me off.
- [Narrator] If you wanted romance without the fear
of being voted off, a competition reality show
may not have been the best choice.
- Hey, we got it. - Love you, papi.
(upbeat music) ♪ Love you, baby
♪ Look at what you made me
♪ Think I'm going crazy
♪ Loving you
- [Narrator] I am glad Nigel and Rico enjoyed their night
of cuddling.
Hopefully they're well rested for today
because the other couples are awake and ready to play.
- So how are we feeling about last night boys?
- [Narrator] Queer people refuse to sit normally on a couch.
You don't get this kind of raw authenticity on other shows.
- What happened last night was supposed to happen.
You know, it wasn't as heavy
as the rest of the eliminations were.
- That was a very easy elimination for me, obviously.
Them bitched voted Daniel and Ed off.
So I was like, girl, I got this.
This was way too easy.
So I walked away feeling happy and I was like, good.
- [Narrator] There's something so horny about
a vengeful himbo.
- I don't know, I feel like things are changing up
a little bit.
I don't know, I feel like I know that you and Ira
had a little like disagreement.
- Our discussion was of concern about why everything
seemed to be this huge, huge insurmountable,
you know, challenge for them and then whether they won,
whether they lost, it was still equally as upsetting
every single time.
- It's because you care
and you're not gonna come and give somebody fake advice
because you're trying to manipulate them.
- [Jimmy] No, no, no, no. Absolutely.
- And we, we all know that.
I think they know that.
It's just when somebody calls you on your shit,
you're not gonna take it well all the time.
- We want a healthy couple to win this competition.
- So basically you're saying they're toxic?
- I mean, they can be on their way.
I don't think they're toxic right now,
but it can, it seems like they can be on that path to that.
- I will say the word I used that it does appear toxic.
I like both of them, I think they're both amazing
and I just think they're very intense
and maybe a little too intense for the circumstances.
You know, I apologized if I came across harshly,
but what I said is still what I said.
And I still believe that there's an odd intensity there
that maybe isn't always 100% healthy.
- What's gonna happen now?
Which couple is gonna get eliminated based off what?
- Based off of what, right?
- But I think that this really is, it's a crash course.
These challenges, I mean I'm sure they seem a little weird
or silly in some regard,
but every one of them in some way,
how much do you know how compatible really are you
in that moment?
Can you bounce off of one another?
And that really is kind of the basis of a relationship
to be able to like work with one another and joke around
and have fun and learn about each other.
- Well I mean we gonna see it's gonna be a winner
and we're gonna see who it is.
So, bitch let's just do it. Let's do it.
(all talking over each other indistinctly )
Everybody that's here deserves to be here for sure.
(all applauding)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] We have a special guest in DILF Mansion today
to help judge our challenge. (all cheering)
- Good morning, guys. - [All] Good morning, Doreen.
- So today's challenge is a photo shoot and an interview.
Okay?
The winner of today's challenge gets a very special date,
a helicopter ride.
(dramatic music)
- Oh my god. Winning this would be so fun.
That's like one of the few means of transport
I haven't got to try yet.
- And will be safe from elimination tonight.
(suspenseful music)
The interview will be done by our friend Rachel
from pride.com.
- [All] Hi, Rachel.
- I was actually really excited to do an interview
with Rachel.
Pride.com is amazing.
- [Narrator] Plus she's stunning.
- Don't you embarrass me in front of company.
(all laughing)
- I'm so excited to be here.
At pride.com there's nothing that we love
more than a love story.
And personally I am such a fan girl
when it comes to "For the Love of DILFs".
(all laughing)
That's what I'm gonna be looking for,
is like real connection, real chemistry,
and who I can see, you know,
moving beyond the mansion into a happy life together
'cause we love a happy ending.
- I am so excited for this interview.
We're not flipping coins, we're not doing any bullshit.
This is actually what it's all about.
And I'm ready to go for this challenge.
(upbeat music) ♪ Could it be my hair
♪ Baby it's my purse
- [Narrator] Before sitting with Rachel
for their interviews,
the couples will go outside for a steamy photo shoot
with celebrity photographer, Bob of Scotland.
- Finally something in my element.
I think it's gonna be so cute to shoot for a pride.com.
♪ Get yourself together girl, getting a bag ♪
- You know, posing next to a beautiful boy
was a little daunting, but I think we did well
and today was easiest challenges for me.
♪ Go whoa
- Oh my God, we killed the photo shoot.
If it was who did the best at the photo shoot, we won.
Hands down. I'm not even gonna ask any questions.
There's no question in my mind. We won.
♪ Better go, go, girl
- Hazel, Kane. - Yes?
- Congratulations on your love story, first of all.
- Thank you. - [Rachel] Very excited
to see this unfold.
- Yeah.
- So I didn't get to be here for the origin,
so I wanna know from each of you in three words
your first impression of one another.
- Oh, that's a good question.
Honestly, when it comes to Kane, I'm a little confused.
- Happy, abs, giggly.
- Accent, cute, and gentle.
- Look, Hazel and I have a good friendship
and we started to open up slowly.
- So what is it about Kane that you feel
you are most compatible with?
- He's easy to talk to, he understands,
and it's like kind of nice to hear his advice
and like he's still likes such a little firecracker.
It's so cute.
- So now I'm gonna be shady. - [Cane] Yeah.
- What are you least compatible with Hazel?
- I think how many photos he takes of it in a day.
(all laughing)
- [Hazel] That's my job. - [Cane] That is his job.
That is his job. - That's my job.
- Which I've been becoming the photographer lately.
- I feel like we did really well. It was cute.
(upbeat music) ♪ Pushy, gotta go all out
♪ Gotta go all in
♪ I just push you
- I can't believe I get to do a photo shoot
with Bob of Scotland, baby!
And I'm doing it with my man.
Oh, we're gonna be some fucking sexy, like, whoa!
♪ Yeah, I push it to the limit
♪ Yeah, I go to the max
- I originally liked the other daddies.
They're like, oh I'm gonna ask my limbo for advice
to dress me.
I was like, I have style. I'm not letting my man dress me.
I just told him I have two looks. I'm gonna surprise him.
He said, I have two looks. I'm gonna surprise you.
Walked downstairs and I was like, yeah we got this.
♪ Push it
♪ Gotta go all out
♪ Gotta go all in
♪ I just push it
It was good. It was fun, it was fun.
♪ Come on and just push it
♪ Push it, yeah
- Derek, Anthony, it is so amazing to meet you.
I'm so excited to learn all about your love story.
- Okay. - Oh, thank you.
- Where do we start? - I know.
- We are gonna do so good on this interview.
I feel like my man knows me by now.
I said just let it flow baby. Let it flow.
- I would love to know about first impressions.
When you first laid eyes on each other,
I wanna hear three words that you would use
to describe your first impression of one another.
- He's attractive. He was alluring and he's very passionate.
- My first impression was interesting.
- Okay. - Delicious.
- [Derrick] Okay. - And lovable.
- Oh thank you.
- Oh you guys. (all laughing)
I love it.
I mean I know this is a very strange way
to start a relationship.
Andy, what is the thing you feel most
compatible with Derrick about?
- Being a queer father.
Derrick has allowed me to be myself.
There are moments that I've had to be a man
for my mother and also my father.
And I had to suppress those feelings
and Derrick has allowed me to just be more sensitive
and there are moments that I feel like I have
to hold back my tears and he's just like, let it flow.
It feels good to stop being so guarded and just be myself.
Our path is completely different from the other Daddy
and Himbos and I feel really good.
We're still on the right path of making sure
that we're connected and we're going in the right direction.
- That's so beautiful and I love a love story,
but I'm also a messy, messy queen.
So... (all laughing)
Derrick, what is his least compatible quality for you?
- La, la, la, la, la. (all laughing)
- His least compatible.
When something bothers him, he does tend to not show
his feelings right away.
And I'm the person that I want to handle things head on
and we've communicated about that.
I told him, don't do that with me,
but if you need a moment, I get it.
Just let me know when you need that moment.
- Can I defend myself?
- Of course.
- [Narrator] It's an interview Anthony,
not a court appearance.
- One thing that I was always used to doing is
just like running.
I love running.
So when I get into like a conversation,
I'm like, I'm gonna fucking run a marathon.
And Derek is like, okay babe.
But I still need to know how you feel.
- It's very clear that healthy relationship is
an important thing for you guys
and that you're trying to build that.
Do you feel like that's true of everybody in the house?
- Oh, that's messy.
- Oh, I told you.
- I think it's a valid question
and I think that she deserves an accurate response.
I think that there are some relationships
that I feel like I don't feel them as a genuine connection.
I don't feel like they're really-
- In it for love. - Yeah.
- And there isn't any solid connections.
I did tell her I don't think other couples
are building the way we are.
Some are just here and they're not really connecting
how some other couples are.
- Well, I will tell you one thing.
I appreciate how emotionally involved you guys already are
with each other and how you're prioritizing that.
Thank you so much for chatting with me.
This has been so much fun.
- Thank you, Rachel. - Thank you.
- Interview went really well. It was good.
Just kind of just like looking at each other
and just being there for each other.
(upbeat music)
♪ Just got you right in front of me ♪
- I feel like you know, America's Next Top Bitch, so
I was just like out there trying to like pose.
♪ Just feelings on me
♪ I got my...
I was really going for like a high class leather look,
a high class bear look
and I think we definitely pulled that off.
♪ Oh, oh, oh
Yeah, I don't know. I was proud of it.
I think it was a look. You tell me.
(upbeat music continues) ♪ Oh, oh, oh
- Congratulations on your growing love story.
It's very exciting.
I turn into such a mush whenever I see people in love
and so I'm getting vibes, I'm getting vibes.
- The minute I found out you can get a helicopter ride
as well as being safe, it was all the more reason
to go all the way and push to win,
and Rico and I were not playing games.
- What did you think when you saw each other
for the first time and had that like moment?
- Oh my gosh. We were blindfolded.
The first thing I saw was like his eyes
and I was just like really like caramelized by his eyes.
- [Narrator] Actually in episode one
the first thing Rico noticed was Nigel's juicy ass.
- I'm a bear lover and you know,
not too many people come around like that.
So my prayers literally got answered
because right before you came out
I said I want me a big ass hairy man
with a big ass heart and a big ass culo.
And look who walked out and I was just happy as hell.
- When we lifted up the blindfold
and he realized who he chose,
you could see the appreciation in his eyes
that he was content.
And I've never felt that with anyone else.
I felt like I've been with people long periods of time
and even after that it's still not the appreciation
that he showed in those seconds.
- What is it about Rico that you're most compatible with?
- Our hearts. - Your hearts.
- I think that the minute we met each other
and found an alone minute,
it was not, what's your favorite movie?
What's your favorite color?
It was what are your passions?
Where are you trying to go in life?
How does your heart make you feel
when you wake up in the morning?
You know what I mean?
Like we got to the nitty gritty quick
and it stayed that way.
We just, we stay passionate, we stay pure,
and we're so proud of that.
- I mean, and I can feel the passion
and the chemistry between the two of you.
- Thank you.
- And I dunno, I'm rooting for your love story.
- Thank you. Thank you.
(all laughing)
- After the interview, I felt secure.
I felt confident.
I know I showed my heart
and said everything that I need to say to get Rachel
to understand we have the most true connection in the house.
(upbeat music)
- Photo shoot was a blast. The photo shoot was so much fun.
- I do model though, honestly, which is right in my element
and it was so, so nice
and sweet to see Jimmy fall right into that.
I did pretty much take direction
and he just moved so, so well.
- He was moving faster than the photographer was.
He's like, do this, do this.
Look over here, look over here. Stand here, hold this.
Like, he just knew exactly what he was doing.
So as usual, and as is everything with Keith,
it was absolutely effortless.
(upbeat music continues)
- I placed us and he, you know,
got really comfortable in front of the camera
and it was really, really sweet to watch
and I think that we killed it.
- Jimmy, Keith? - Yes.
- Hello, Rachel. - Hello.
- Hello, Rachel.
- I'm so excited to meet you.
I'm so excited to see how your love story plays out.
- Yes. - I'm such a fan of the show
and I feel, I just can feel like deeper connections
this time around. - Absolutely.
- And I'm feeling some of that from you guys as well.
- Absolutely. Absolutely. - Tell me about your first
impressions of one another.
Give me three words that describe
what you thought when you saw each other and had that spark.
- Lemme go first. - Okay. Yeah.
I want to say, unexpected, comforting, and....
- [Narrator] Right now Keith is looking for a nice way
to say, "the whitest man I've ever seen in my life".
- Loving. I just felt that, I felt that. You know?
- I love it.
One of the things I love about this show is that,
I mean it's unconventional in so many ways,
but it also highlights cross generational romance.
And I wonder for you guys,
is this the first time you guys have done that?
- Jimmy is the oldest that I've dated
and I've had a damn blast.
I don't had a no, no. I've had a blast.
- You could've just put me in the middle.
- Of course. (Keith laughing)
- But that's fine.
Keith and I, when we speak it's, we just get along.
We know what we're talking about
and I think it went extremely well.
- Thank you so much for taking the time to chat with me.
- [Keith] Thank you, Rachel.
- This has been so much fun.
- It so nice to meet you.
- You guys are adorable. - Thank you.
- Thank for love, a forever love. We'll see, we'll see.
- Yes, we'll see. Thank you, Rachel.
- Thank you so much. It was a pleasure.
- Like usual, we were both rambling about too much
and she didn't get to, I don't think it got to the questions
that she, all the questions she was gonna ask.
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] You know Stormy had to show these boys
how it's done.
That's my queen.
♪ Fix your game
♪ You got rocking your flavor
♪ You did it girl
♪ Don't lose all of your flavor ♪
- All right, so Rachel, you do countless interviews
and you're a big fan of love.
I think you have a pretty good bullshit detector.
- Hmm, I do.
And there were definitely some couples
that I felt a stronger connection with than others.
- Okay. - If I do win,
I'm gonna be holding Anthony's arms to the fullest.
I'm gonna be like, come here.
I'm scared and I'm gonna tell the pilot, listen,
go slow, okay?
- Who do you think should win
the very special helicopter date
making them safe from elimination tonight?
Who do you believe is our most genuine couple?
- Ooh, this was tough because there were definitely couples
here that I felt a real connection with.
I'd love to see you all, you know, go into the finale
and all go on the helicopter, but only one of you can win.
- Nigel made me nervous.
I'm usually not a nervous guy,
but I could just feel his like heart beating like ta, ta.
- So for me, the couple that had the most chemistry,
the most palpable sense of love that gave me thrills
and chills is Rico and Nigel.
(upbeat music) (all cheering)
- I didn't have to do too much for her to see my heart.
It was a series of a few questions
and a few amount of minutes.
And in that time she was able to see everything I saw
in Rico and I.
- [Stormy] So you guys go get ready for your date.
The rest of us, Dr. DILF has designed
a compatibility test to find out which one of our couples
has a real chance to thrive.
- I was terrified about the compatibility test.
- [Narrator] That's right.
The three couples staying behind
will have to take my signature relationship test
and the couple with the lowest score will be sent home.
- So about last night,
turns out there is no sex in the champagne room
but they definitely run your credit credit card.
So because I charged up the maximum on all of Dr. DILF's
credit cards, we have a DIY date.
So basically you're getting a date in a box,
kind of like dick in a box but trashier.
- I have to take my date to a DIY boxes date
and I'm like, what the fuck is a DIY box?
- Nigel, Rico, have a great time tonight up in the sky.
Be safe. - Thank you. Thank you.
- Wear protection. (Nigel and Rico laughing)
- [All] Thank you, Rachel.
- Wonderful to meet you all.
(all applauding)
(upbeat music)
- [Narrator] As Nigel and Rico go off to prepare
for their helicopter ride,
the other couples pick their DIY date boxes for the night.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if I filled the boxes with bees?
Oh my God, I'm so mad I didn't think of that before.
(upbeat music)
- Man, I just, it's like we're second every time
or it's like, you know, it's like we're right there.
But I mean we've been playing hard
and I feel like that we have just been coming so close
to that top spot when it comes to the challenges.
What can we do?
Like what is it that will get us that top spot?
- Nigel and Rico lost, right?
- They did lose.
- Yeah. Well no, what I mean is they were both sobbing
uncontrollably as if they had lost.
I don't get it. I really don't get it.
It's bizarre.
- You did say every time he's always crying.
I did look over and he was crying.
- I couldn't believe it.
After the discussion we had
where I am talking about this specific thing,
whether it's good, whether it's bad,
whether it's indifferent,
it's just always the most heightened emotion of everything.
It is a challenge.
It is amazing they won and I'm happy for,
I'm happy that they won ish.
But you know, they won. Why is everything so heightened?
Can you imagine jumping on the table crying
and sobbing uncontrollably 'cause you got a helicopter ride?
- Them bitches, they've been killing shit
the past couple days.
I mean it's a compatibility test tonight.
So, you know- - I would truly love
to have seen them take an actual compatibility test.
I think they would've gotten a couple instantly right
and then I think they would've gotten a bunch wrong
and then I think they would've cried
and then I think they would've cried some more.
And then I think if they had gotten 'em all right,
they would've cried, and then they would be devastated
because that's, they would believe
that it's the most important thing on earth.
But we'll never know now, I guess.
What do you think about Kane and Hazel's compatibility?
- What compatibility?
- I am more pissed that I'm going to have to be
in a running for a compatibility
and could be eliminated along with a group taking up space
when we have people who are really getting down
to the finish line, when this is real.
- I'll be fucking furious if some kind of gust
of like a miracle wind hits them
and they just kind of just like,
don't come in last place today.
- Will you not even put that energy out into the universe?
- Lemme shut the fuck up. - Girl.
- I'm just saying how mad I would be
if a gust of miracle win comes by
and they just win a challenge
and someone else has to go home, it'll be fucked up.
- So if it was me, I don't even know if I would want to go
through with this compatibility test.
- I mean they can either lose by coming in last place
or they can just leave
and just leave the competition knowing
that they left three other couples here
who are truly making a connection with each other.
What if I just like convinced Hazel to leave,
to take her selfies somewhere else?
- Well, ooh... Take her selfie somewhere else.
- [Narrator] Yeah, take your selfie somewhere else, Hazel,
like directly to my DMs.
- At this point, if you're not in it for the game
and to find love, what are you doing here?
It's just like disrespectful to the people who are here.
- You know, to take up space when they can see
the connections is just, it bothers me.
- They gotta go, they gotta go.
- They gotta go.
- [Keith] I'll talk to this girl, I'll talk to her.
- Literally he didn't even wait for a second.
He's like, yeah, let's go. We'll do it right now.
We'll do it right now.
And I was like, are you sure?
Do you want to think about it?
He is like, it's not gonna change if I wait five minutes,
I still need to go tell him
that he shouldn't be in his competition.
And that is why Keith is just incredible. He is incredible.
(upbeat music)
- [Keith] So Hazel. - [Hazel] Yes?
- You know like, we're in the top four.
- We are.
- We both made it very, very far.
- I'm so surprised. - I mean you are surprised
yourself, right? - Yeah. I'm surprised.
- [Keith] You know?
- I'm not surprised you made it.
- So y'all know me. I'm a real and I keep it real.
So I go to Hazel and I go in our room
and I let her know that you should save us all
a lot of time, save us all the worry,
and you should honestly pack your bags and leave.
What do you see with you and Kane, truly?
Like what do you really see with you guys? Like?
- I'm not sure.
- How fucked up would it be for you
to make it past any of us?
I just feel that they should leave.
If they both know that they're not connecting,
they should go home.
Would you even feel okay if you were still here
and one of the remaining couples have to go home?
I mean, like what would that make you feel like?
- I don't know. That's a good question.
- I don't know what the fuck is so funny.
It's just now at this point in the game,
you're with your daddy or nothing.
What you're looking for I don't think it's here.
I don't think it's in Kane.
- I think you're right.
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know what I'm feeling,
but I think it might be friendship.
- You don't feel like that you should let that be known
and just kind of and leave the competition?
You should save us all a lot of time,
save us all the worry,
and you should honestly pack your bags and leave.
- I mean, I'm starting to realize that.
I think I'm starting to realize that earlier that
I didn't find love the same way everybody else did.
I found love in the form of like you guys.
- Right. Right.
- I think I found family instead of a partner.
- [Narrator] And Keith knows sometimes
you need to tell family members
to get the hell outta your house.
- I think honestly this experience,
I didn't find a partner in that way, but I found friends
and I've been finding myself.
I think I'm my own partner right now.
Like I am there for me and I, yeah.
So when it comes to compatibility test,
we both know that we're not gonna...
- I mean, you might as well
before going through the motions.
It's like do what's best for you
and I feel like you're best on your own right now.
- I am. - You know what I mean?
- Like I think you've gotten all the content
you can get here.
- But that's not why I came.
- I know, I know it's not.
But it's like that's the most that you've got
out of this.
This house is content and friends.
Start packing your stuff. Start leaving.
I'll help you. You know what I mean?
I, she heard me but she didn't hear me.
Come on. Come on now.
(Hazel laughing) All right.
- Yeah, yeah. But thank you for coming to me.
I really- - Of course.
I'm gonna bring everything to your face for sure.
Everything that you tell Hazel pretty much goes in one ear
and out the other and all the bitch does is laugh.
- I want a hug. - All right, Hazel.
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
- You smell good. - Thank you.
(Hazel laughing) Let's go,
let's get outta here.
(suspenseful music)
- [Narrator] Tonight, Nigel and Rico go
on an enchanting helicopter ride
to spend some quality bonding time together.
Back at the house, the others are going to enjoy
some DIY crafts.
- So Dr. DILF has given us an origami set as a date.
- He did. It is very friendly of him to give us a date
that can involve paper cuts. - Right?
- Yep. Mhm.
- [Narrator] Better than giving you a date
that could end in syphilis.
- I know that we're probably not gonna have a nice origami
date, but hey, I get to be with my man, so.
- [Kane] That was fun. The photo shoot was fun.
- [Hazel] The photo shoot was fun.
- [Kane] Interview was fun.
- [Hazel] Mhm.
- And now we have to do the compatibility,
I can't even say it.
- Compatibility? - Can you spell it?
- Yeah. (Kane laughing)
- So we opened our box and it was some random
hand molding clay thing.
Yeah, I've never done that before.
- Phew, Anthony. These some big ass draws.
I actually never tie-dyed in my life.
Anthony, you know how to do this
'cause I never did this.
I've heard of it.
- I used to tie dye back in, I don't know,
like the early '90, when I was younger.
- The early 90s, okay.
I just entered the world.
- [Narrator] That's why he's dressed like he just moved in
with his aunt and uncle in Bellaire.
- So y'all, it's one of our three last time here.
- Yeah. Yeah, it is.
- It really is. - Oh my gosh, it really is.
- [Narrator] You know my favorite DIY craft?
Causing mayhem.
Thankfully, Anthony and I have that in common.
- So what we thinking?
What we thinking because elimination is tonight, so.
- All right listen, I'm sorry.
So Hazel, I'm gonna say this to you
because you believe in this cold that you have to make sure
that everyone has all the information, right?
Why don't you really tell Kane about how you feel about him
and how you're not really into him?
How about you for once, like you came and told Derrick
that I was all up in his face
and all up in here trying to get next to you.
How about you come out and say exactly how you feel
about him?
Because Kane is here to be with someone
and you're clearly not.
So now it's on you. How do you feel?
- Oh wow, you're coming at me very strong.
- And I'm gonna keep doing it. You know why?
Because of what you did to me upstairs.
I never got over that.
- He came up to me and he is like, I'm so glad you're here.
I want to get to know you better. And he said it like that.
And I was like, um, okay.
- You guys know that I'm a fucking genuine guy.
Please just, you know what?
(Anthony and Hazel bickering indistinctly)
- You mean, help my friend?
Told my friend the truth? - And I'm helping him.
- You're mad at me? Well I've been honest with him.
We've been honest with each other.
- [Anthony] No, exactly. - We've been realistic.
- [Anthony] Not realistic.
- [Hazel] We have been realistic.
- How about you tell him everything you've been telling
to him, about how you're not into him?
- I feel so caught off guard
and I felt like we were all having a peaceful moment
and to wait for me to be caught off guard to say something,
that was not okay.
- Can I say something?
Hazel, I already told you what I have to say about you.
- Yeah. - And I mean I told you,
I told you one-on-one.
I think that you guys are just going through the motions
and at this point it's not fair.
And the three remaining couples are actually here for love.
Everybody is calling you out because we're in the top four.
So any slight of unsureness, any slight of fakeness
is gonna stick out like a sore thumb.
- Okay, cool. But I'm not, not trying.
I'm trying. - You are. He's not.
- How? - What do you mean how?
- Are you gonna speak for me?
- Okay, no, no.
You had your entire chance upstairs when you came,
you were coming at me and you were thinking
I was trying to get to know you more than I actually was.
You're just trying to be in a friend basis.
- Okay, but these are so unrelated.
First of all, I'm gonna obviously always tell my friend
the truth.
- And I'm always gonna tell him the truth
because I know why he's here and I know why you're not here.
- This is the second time that the boys have called out
the person I'm dating and been like,
you are just here for the wrong reason.
- You're not here for him. You're not.
Let's be honest with it. Are you here for him?
- I was here to find love.
- Okay. Are you finding it with him?
I mean I had to stick up for my boys,
like you have to stick up for yours.
Why don't you just go somewhere and create your content?
You're not really here for him.
- I was here to find something.
And who says that our, whatever it is,
whether it's friendship or whatever...
- Hazel, how many days is it gonna be that though?
Like this whole thing is about to be over
and one of us are gonna be a winner.
It just don't make any sense at all.
- I don't have to explain myself to either of you guys
'cause I'm not leading anybody on.
I have been honest.
There's a reason that we haven't been all over each other.
It's because we're being honest.
My sex life and my intimate relationships
with somebody are up to me, not anybody else.
- When did you come into the house?
- Day three. - Okay.
So if you really were into him from day three,
you would've had a chance to know him.
- But that's not how it works.
- What do you mean? That's exactly how it works.
- [Hazel] No it's not. - Have you not been here?
- That's not true.
Not everybody started with the same person.
You're not gonna, that's what dating is.
Exactly. I know exactly what dating is.
- You wanna see how your vibe is with somebody.
- So do you think that you would,
you were not given the chance to get to know him?
- Oh God. Look, I don't know. Like I'm not faking anything.
I mean I'm trying at least.
I should have stood up for Hazel more.
I should have been more of a man, 100% more of a partner.
But I honestly, I'm just, I am been through the ringer.
If it's not my battle, I can't fight it right now.
Even though I should have definitely had Hazel's back.
I just, I had took a step back. Yeah.
- Lemme tell you, Kane, look,
lemme tell you what I told Hazel.
If you guys advanced over the three of us,
that's gonna be a fucked up situation because we're-
- Who's to say that you guys aren't faking it though?
- We're not. - What the fuck
are you talking about?
- [Hazel] I don't know.
- [Keith] We're not. - Everybody's good at acting.
- [Anthony] He's just talking just to fucking get
camera time, and you know you don't want to be here.
- Okay. Says you, you literally started off by yelling.
You were perfectly peaceful then out the blue.
- No 'cause I'm a very passionate person
and what you guys did to me upstairs
and trying to turn this to my character,
I got very upset upset at.
- Why does this keep coming back to you?
- Because that's, we never had-
- We were not coming at your character.
We were trying to help our would get the facts.
- Exactly. - If somebody-
If one of my friend mans come on to me, I'm gonna tell them.
I don't give a shit who-
- There's no way you think I would come onto you.
There's no way. - I don't fucking know you.
I just met you. - [Anthony] Exactly.
- Oh my God. My fucking edges was about to come off.
I was like, oh my God, Anthony, really?
- I don't give a shit about anybody else
if they're gonna be fake with my friends.
- And that's what I'm telling him, exactly how you feel.
- And I'm not being fake with him. Okay?
I'm glad you're sticking up for him,
but I'm not being fake.
I've been honest. I have been fully honest.
- Y'all should just go home. - That I want to go slow.
If we ever did, if we have a connection,
I want it to be a slow one.
I wanna start off like slowly.
- It's slow, Hazel. It's too slow.
- There's no, who says that...
There's no such thing as too slow. What the fuck?
- [Keith] Okay. Okay. But-
- We don't need to be hopping all over each other
right away.
We're not fucking rabbits.
- Don't... Okay.
- Please. I don't like this.
I don't want to be in the middle of this.
It was uncomfortable as fuck.
- We have just a few days left to have this all happen
and tonight will be a compatibility test
to see what it actually says.
So let's let that decide. (suspenseful music)
(enchanting music)
- How you feeling?
- Oh my God, this is crazy.
- Babe, I'm just like in awe with this.
- I cannot believe this right now.
(enchanting music continues)
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay.
It's just like, it's like breath taking.
This feels like a dream. It's really weird.
- It feels very surreal.
- Like whose life am I living right now?
- [Rico] I know. This is like all the dreams
that could ever come to me.
- Other people can come to us and say that we deserve it.
- Yeah. - But I can honestly
look in the mirror and say to ourselves like,
yes, like we deserve it.
- The fact that we have gone on ups and downs
all around hell and back,
made today so much more special than it was.
- Wow, I don't think I've ever seen
the end of a beach before.
- It was just so beautiful to like be in that experience
with my partner.
- This whole competition has been about proving to you
and proving to each other and proving to ourselves.
And today in this moment, like it's like we just get to
mask in what we created.
The sun was setting at the exact same time.
The wind was flowing on our chest.
You were holding hands.
We were so happy. We could not have been happier.
(enchanting music continues)
- Us just being able to like see all these fucking like
amazing, beautiful sights, and just having this one
of a kind experience that I've never had before
with this amazing man.
So it was all that. And then some.
- Best date ever. Like, literally.
- [Narrator] Back at DILF Mansion,
Stormy is about to give the remaining three couples
their compatibility tests.
The couple with the lowest score will be sent home.
- The couples were kind of like pretty much just telling us
that we should leave the house because we're not real.
And I was not gonna do that. I'm not gonna quit.
But I'm not gonna let somebody else tell me
what I should be doing with my life.
Especially, you know, somebody who's half my age.
- All right, ready boys? (suspenseful music)
- [Keith] We're ready.
- [Jimmy] We're ready, Stormy.
- I'd like to get married someday.
(bell chiming)
On the weekends, I wanna party.
(buzzer dinging)
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
I want to be with someone who is close with their family.
(bell chiming)
I am a jealous person.
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
I want kids.
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
I'm good at managing my finances.
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
My friends would say that I like to drink.
(buzzer dinging)
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
Spirituality is important to me.
(bell chiming)
I only need a small group of friends.
(bell chiming)
I want a partner who is adventurous in bed.
(bell chiming)
(buzzer dinging)
(bell chiming)
I'm known to hold a grudge.
I prefer to live in a city over the country.
I wake up early every morning.
I would tell a lie to protect...
I need a partner who is creative.
I've never... I would share my account...
I have a healthy work / life balance.
Last question. I want an open relationship.
(buzzer dinging)
(suspenseful music)
All right, thank you guys.
(dramatic music)
- [Keith] There was no faking through that test.
It was either you're compatible or you're not.
- Well that was educational to say the least.
The tension is thick.
- We could actually have lost to a couple
that doesn't even want to be together.
So that I think added an extra layer of anxiety.
- The couple with the highest score is Dimmy.
- Ah! (all cheering)
- It was just meant to happen and it was meant to be.
Even though I knew that I was compatible with my man,
this just showed in front of everybody
that this is what I'm talking about.
Y'all not fucking with us.
- So congratulations, you two.
- Thank you, Stormy. - Yeah, yeah.
- That means one of these two remaining couples
will be leaving DILF Mansion tonight.
- Oh my God. It's between me and Anthony and Kane and Hazel.
We could go home. At this point, I'm legit nervous.
Like what the fuck?
- The couple with the lowest score leaving DILF Mansion
this evening is Kane and Hazel.
- It's all good. - [Hazel] It's okay.
- If Hazel and I had got through that,
there was not gonna be one happy person in the house.
And for me, I didn't want to live in that.
So as much as I didn't want to give up,
I wanted to go out fairly.
And I think that that was done well.
Yeah. No, I look, I don't have anything bad to say
about the whole thing.
I had a great time with meeting Hazel
and you know, Nick and these boys.
I think, you know, it's got to the point where, you know,
these guys do have stronger connections and that's fine.
And I'm really happy for everybody
and I've said this all day, is that, you know,
whatever happens from this point on,
I'm really happy for everyone standing here.
- Hazel was done.
So I mean the top three are here
because we deserve to be here.
- Hazel? - I don't know.
I feel like I did find love,
but in the form of like really good,
a really good friend and I love you.
I'm ready. I had a feeling.
- All right.
To our remaining couples, how does it feel to be
in the top three going into the finals tomorrow?
- Ah! (couples laughing)
We in the top three, daddy!
A twin made it to the end.
Daniel, I got you the vengeance
and now I got you in the top three.
We made, we did that shit bitch. Stop playin'.
- Tomorrow night is gonna be the craziest day
in DILF Mansion history and that is saying a lot.
So on that note, I'm gonna go to my room and plot
and perhaps make a voodoo doll or two.
Goodnight boys.
- [All] Goodnight. (suspenseful music)
(enlightening music)
- [Hazel] Don't be sorry.
I'm so glad we got to meet. - [Derek] Yeah.
- You know, my experience here has been wonderful.
It has been a complete and utter crazy ride
that no one can understand except for the boys
that I went through it with.
This whole thing has been fucking amazing.
(upbeat music)
- I loved my experience.
Everybody like, not even just the cast,
but like the people like behind the scenes
really made me feel welcome.
I feel like I made a bunch of friends.
I'm gonna exit with grace, the same way I came.
- [Narrator] These two played a good game.
Love finds us where we need it most.
- [Pilot] Guys. - [Rico] Yeah.
- [Pilot] Production told me
that Hazel and Kane were eliminated.
- What? - Yes!
(pilot laughing) Yes!
- Wait, they did eliminations without us?
- Hazel and Kane were eliminated?
- [Pilot] Yeah. (pilot laughing)
Can you tell- - Is it a top three tomorrow?
Oh you don't know. (pilot laughing)
- [Narrator] Yeah, I told the pilot all about
the next episode.
These himbos and daddies are hungry for that win.
I gotta call Stormy.
(helicopter engine roaring)
(person mumbling) - Dr. DILF, can you hear me?
(person mumbling)
What are you doing?
Yes. It's very big, very fancy.
I see it. (person mumbling)
So today was great.
They sent a couple home and pride.com was here.
(person mumbling) Yes.
Don't worry, I didn't tell them any of your secrets
like that you can take two giant ones in the ass at the-
(person mumbling)
Sorry about that.
Get the fucking helicopter out of here.
(person mumbling)
And put your dick away. (person mumbling)
Oh, yes. It's very big.
So impressed. (dramatic music)
Send nudes.
- [Narrator] Next week on "For the Love of DILFs".
- Our eliminated daddies are back like ghosts
from the past.
- [Derrick] You're not gonna start off messin'.
You're not gonna make me be my sick.
- [Contestant] I can smell that these daddies are here
to take something away from me.
- So we have dessert coming.
I don't know if most of you will like it.
- [Keith] The garbage disposal just regurgitated
everything back up.
- We'll find out who is going home tonight.
(upbeat music) ♪ Daddy, oh daddy
♪ Oh, oh, oh, daddy, daddy
♪ Daddy, oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy, oh daddy, oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Daddy, oh daddy, D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh, oh, oh
♪ Will you be my daddy
♪ Oh daddy, oh, oh, oh daddy, daddy ♪
♪ Oh daddy