♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
(upbeat music)
- [Announcer] Welcome to our
For the Love of Dilfs grand finale.
We've invited all of our eliminated himbos and daddies
back to reflect on the their time in Dilf mansion,
and hopefully along the way, we get a cat fight or two.
But in the end,
they have one goal,
to vote on which of our top two couples
has earned the title of Most Likely to Succeed
and a $10,000 investment into their relationship.
Will it be our twin and real life daddy,
Anthony and Derrick?
Or our bear and cub, Nigel and Rico?
But before any of that,
we have to bring out a woman who changed my life
in some beautiful and terrifying ways.
Stormy Daniels.
(applause)
- Hello, gentlemen.
(everyone saying hi)
You guys all look fabulous.
- Thank you, so do you.
- It's been quite a roller coaster ride,
lots of emotions, drama, ups and downs.
So, I think we should get this started
by getting with the original cast.
That first day was electric.
We have the himbo's,
we have the daddy's,
we have the blindfolds.
I wanna know what was your first reaction.
- Oh, shit.
when I removed my blindfold?
- Oh, I was there.
There was like little cartoon hearts
and a cupid flew by.
- Yo, like I ordered him.
I ordered him like exactly what I was dreaming of.
- He's your build-a-bear.
- Yeah, I'm in this community,
the bear community.
I love his style, his grace, his fur, his beard,
it's just all there you go,
and he was served to me on a platter,
and that's how the fuck I like it, you know?
- Honestly,
I was just worried that we had to smell the guys,
I was like, oh God, I don't wanna smelly guy,
that was my worst fear.
Like, you can lick him and taste him,
and I was like,
I don't want somebody that smells really bad,
I don't want BO.
And then I was like, I got to smell K,
and I'm like, okay, this is good, this is good.
The first thing, I was like that's a great smell,
a man who takes care of himself.
And then I took the blindfold off and yes,
he was a little bit shorter than I expected, but.
- But at least he didn't smell like old man balls.
- Yes.
- So, you had a very emotional moment
with the other daddies in the bedroom.
- Well, first of all, I am 60,
I don't spend a lot of time with men my age or around my age
or in my world.
I really don't.
And so, to be with these guys,
and start creating some friendships,
and hearing other people's stories,
how similar we all are
but how different our lives have been.
- It's nice to feel like you belong.
- Yeah, yeah, actually it is,
there's people who get me and people who don't,
but in this house,
there are a lot of people who have been
through very similar things
and we're all humans craving a connection with someone.
- Yeah, at the end of the day,
I think that's what we all want.
And anal.
(audience laughing)
Anthony, what was it like
coming into the house as an actual father?
You're a real daddy.
- Yes, he is.
- The rest just play one on TV.
- I came into this to experience
and I was just like I'm gonna take it for what it is.
Having a child in my life, my daughter's 23,
it's like, I have been through all the,
I don't wanna say petty drama or the petty bullshit,
but I have, you know,
and I'm at a place in my life
that I was just really came here to form connections
and I think that I was able to do that
with the people that I really wanted to have in my life.
I came in as a daddy, a real daddy,
but I left, I'm leaving with so many amazing memories,
and it was beautiful and I loved it.
(slow music)
- Our surprise day two
was you got to know the new daddy, Dr. Ed.
(everyone laughing)
When you first came on,
you were not having it,
you were not into the idea of dating a twin.
- No.
- What changed your mind?
It better be that he saw them.
(everyone laughing)
- I think the part that was so important
about dating the twin which turned me off,
was that I wanted them to have their own individual styles,
and things like that.
So, I was able to learn that they do
have their own individual styles,
and they are their own separate people.
And I was like, I'm not trying to double date twins,
that was my whole thing.
So, realizing that that wasn't the case,
and I was okay with that.
And getting to know Daniel.
- So what you're saying, doctor, is that you were wrong.
- I was wrong.
(everyone laughing)
- I just love making men admit when they're wrong.
(laughing)
- I was wrong, yes.
- So, Luders, you were picked last,
which means you were supposed to go down
and crash their dates,
which you opted not to do,
you decided to leave the house.
Can you walk us through?
- Things changed after I was being nice and kind,
and I gave him a gift.
The gift was a pajama set,
and I found out that the himbos
had said that I came off controlling.
No, I did not come off controlling, I was nice.
I brought enough stuff to say if somebody needs something,
I would give something to somebody,
which I did, I offered anybody who wanted something,
you get what I'm saying?
So, when Daniel didn't pick me,
I wasn't upset for that,
because I already know what kinda game we're playing here,
you get what I'm saying?
But I had enough time with experience
to know that don't humiliate yourself on national TV,
and from season one, I didn't like what Phoenix did,
so I said I'm not gonna do it,
you get what I'm saying?
- Right.
- So, I was like I'm not gonna humiliate myself
just so Daniel can just send me home anyway
and all of them had already ganged up on me
and talked trash about me,
so I was like, no, Luders, be smart,
and I'm not gonna let nobody
make a fool of motherfuckin' me.
So I was like, no, I'm not playing this game
and I knew Daniel was not gonna pick me,
but it was cool,
I don't have a problem
if I had to stand there and be eliminated.
- No hard feelings?
No hard feelings?
- You trashed me, you talked about me,
yeah, the himbo's had already talked about me,
so at the end of the day, bitch,
the joke was on mother fuckin' you,
because it's not even all that.
It really isn't all that.
It really mother fuckin' ain't at all that, love.
- Wait, why you keep saying I'm coming,
why you keep saying I'm coming for you
and I've never even came for you.
- It's not mother fuckin' all that.
It's not all that.
- It is today is all that.
- So, at the end of the day, bitch,
the joke was on mother fuckin' you.
You didn't have nothing nice to say about me
and how that's how mother fuckin' mad I am.
I can't even mother fuckin' get the words,
mother fuckin' out,
so bitch do not fuck with me.
- I honestly don't know why you're that upset.
- I am.
- I told you straight up,
that attitude, aggressive behavior,
what clearly we're witnessing,
I did not like it.
- I don't give a fuck what you think.
- And I don't give a fuck either what you think either.
- Nobody gives a fuck.
- But I'm gonna still say what I gotta say,
'cause you said what you had to say.
- No, you say what you need to say,
because I'm damn sure gonna say what the fuck I need to say.
- So I'm gonna say what the fuck I gotta say too.
- I damn sure gonna say what the fuck I need to say.
- If you don't like it, you can shut the fuck up too.
- Because bitch, I look good.
- So do I.
So the fuck do I.
- I'm just looking good.
- So the fuck do I.
- I do not look like trash.
I do not look like trash.
So bitch, I'm looking good doing it.
- I'm the only one that gets to be trashy here.
(everyone laughs)
- Can I say something?
And this is, just let me speak here,
in a bit of Daniel's defense here,
when we talked up in the room,
he actually wasn't coming for you at all.
He was asking us advice
and he was saying good things about you, truthfully.
On top of that,
it makes me sad that you're going and saying
we are all coming to get you,
coming out for you, all this stuff.
We had-
- Well, was it wrong in season one.
- Are you gonna let me speak or no?
- Was it wrong in season one when they did it?
- This isn't season one, this is season two.
- That was the first episode in season one.
- Just because they allowed this,
doesn't mean you're the right one.
- Bitch,
I'm not gonna let a mother fuckin' person
come up in here, bitch,
because guess what,
I didn't get to mother fuckin' show who the fuck I was,
so bitch, none of y'all mother fuckin'-
- You left on your own.
- Bitch, and learn this.
- You left on your own.
- Y'all in my mother fuckin' town,
bitch, y'all in my mother fuckin' town.
So, remember that.
Remember mother fuckin' that.
- All right, but we're in my house, gentlemen.
- Remember that, bitch.
Y'all in my mother fuckin' town.
- [Producer] Hold!
Hold! Hold!
- Fuck sakes.
- [Producer] No crosstalk, please.
- All right,
well I think we should let the dust settle for a little bit,
and obviously move on to our next segment.
I want to thank you for coming
and sharing and spending time at DILF Mansion,
especially dressed to the nines and looking good.
- Oh, I do this in style, baby.
- And we'll be right back.
(upbeat pop music)
Nick,
Aaron,
this is about the point in the show
where your relationship started to deteriorate.
You had some tension, some issues.
You said Nick was fake.
- Uh huh.
- And you accused Aaron of daddy hopping.
- I meant what I said
when I said that there was some fake things there
that I mentioned he was being fake.
It was tense and he did say some things that did hurt me,
but we talked about it.
- But you guys are, seem to be good now.
- We're great now, this is one of my closest friends.
- Yeah.
- And Nick, you want to comment?
- I think that when tensions got high,
we realized we had to be, someone had to be eliminated,
one of our friends had to go home.
I don't think anybody was thinking logically at that point.
I think we were just going all in
on anybody we possibly could,
and just to struggle to survive.
- Sal.
- Yeah.
- You had the tough decision between Aaron and Hazel.
How were the three of you feeling that night?
- The fact of the matter is I cannot fake anything
and we did not feel a mutual spark.
We like each other,
even we might be friends, but we're not lovers.
- Exactly.
- And I couldn't fake that
and Hazel came in and was knew,
and I thought well I could try that one out.
- I mean, let's face it.
- We'll try that one out,
she's just a old T-shirt.
Bitch.
- But I did not like making the decision,
and I also know that this is a competition
and that the minute I made that choice,
I was gonna open myself up for elimination the next day
because I did not have the same type of thing going on
that other couples did.
So, I became low hanging fruit.
- In the end, I feel the same way with Sal,
it's not a romantic thing there,
but the difference with us is that we do actually click,
we do actually connect,
we talk about business,
we talk about actual everyday things,
this is someone who's gonna be my friend
compared to most people here,
this is someone I'm gonna be close with.
So, I think that's something that,
it got confusing because we were also at a time in the game
where we weren't with someone all there.
So, I was of course trying to get to another date,
'cause I actually did wanna of course explore
with things in our friendship and those things,
and see what other daddies came in
that maybe I could have my own connection.
So, of course, little butt hurt,
and not really understanding why, but we figured it out.
- Well, Aaron, I think I speak for everybody,
that we wish you the best,
we think you're fantastic.
- Thank you.
I love you all.
- Thank you for coming to stay at DILF Mansion.
(audience applause) (upbeat music)
So, episode four came.
It felt like your relationship with Nick
really influenced the rest of your time on the show.
How do you feel now after going through this experience?
- Was just starting to get to a point
where maybe we could've opened up, both of us,
a little bit more.
And I felt like it was cut short,
and I felt like it was cut short by everybody else
deciding that it wasn't good for me,
as I would've liked to have a bit more
of a decision in that.
- This episode, we had a group vote,
and Sal and Nick were eliminated.
What was that like?
Was it expected?
Were you caught off guard?
- It definitely, I think 10 people voted me out,
it was weird.
I never expected myself to be here
and then to be standing there feeling hurt
every time my name was read,
it was just a little surprising I had all those feelings.
However, I could see how that was gonna play out,
and I don't like to lose
but the two hot guys had to go out fast, so.
(everyone laughing)
- Double threat, double threat.
- Double threat.
- I knew it was pretty much one or the other,
I was like, I knew,
my stomach dropped when I heard my name that seventh time.
I was like, Nick, I was like,
you have no room to talk negative about these people,
you have no room to do anything at this point,
but just say what your piece about what yourself
and then walk off.
I was like,
I'm gonna walk off here
and give everybody exactly what they deserved,
and they deserved to hear what I saw
and that was the best part of them.
But at the end of the day, it did hurt, it did hurt a lot.
- Wish you all the best.
We'll see you back in a few,
'cause we have to cast our final votes.
(applause)
(upbeat music)
So day five, started with a surplus of daddies,
not that I was complaining.
But Berry.
- Yes.
- You had an immediate connection to Marcus.
- He was a single walking into the house, so was I.
I didn't know who was paired up with who,
what daddy had what himbo,
but what I knew I was like,
yo, I don't wanna go in there and be a homewrecker.
- I was almost like forced to be the homewrecker,
what you said,
but I'm not necessarily equipped to do,
but I'm like, all right, get out the wrecking ball.
Time to impress someone maybe.
I don't know.
- Speaking of your wrecking ball.
- Yes.
I've got two of 'em.
(laughing)
- You chose Rico for your first date
and you guys seemed to hit it off
and it seemed to go well.
- But times change later, stay tuned.
(laughing)
- So, Rico, Nigel,
what were you guys going through that day?
- A big part of me,
is I had trauma with people not being on my side,
are better than me,
not fighting for me when I can't fight for myself.
So, a big thing that had came up was when Nigel,
I needed him to have the same votes as me.
And for him,
I understand he had a very great relationship with Kane,
and he didn't wanna vote out Nick.
He chose a different person
and when I found out that he chose a different person,
those feelings came up of like, can I really trust,
can I really confide in this person?
- Yeah, that day was a little scary,
'cause Rico and I have had a lot of ups and downs,
and Matt had come in on a day where we were a bit down.
So, it was extremely emotional for me
to go through what I went through,
because I did think that I would lose him.
I wasn't sure.
So, that's where a lot of the feelings came out,
and the elimination later.
- But you don't have any hard feelings to Matt.
- You know what, zero,
because I know that he was put in here to do,
we were all here to do the same thing,
and he was just put in a different complete situation
than all of us
and I've said this so many times,
what I've found with Rico, I want everyone to have,
and I've really like,
I wish you the best, absolutely,
and absolutely, I don't know hard wishes for him at all,
I want him to have everything that I had,
just not with Rico, that's all.
(laughing)
- Well, Matt.
- Oh, hello.
- You weren't with us for very long
and I don't feel like we really got to know you
and all your different sides.
So, look into the camera and tell.
- So, if you want me to be joking around the clock for you,
and be smart and what else,
give me some positives people,
nobody knows me here,
I was barely here.
Okay, but I'm a very fun person,
so everybody out home probably would be in love with me.
I would imagine.
Talk about my own.
He said I have a big chest, I guess,
which is news to me.
I have a big brain and a bigger heart
and bigger sense of charity, I don't know.
I'm very charitable.
- All right, we'll be seeing you back later.
(applause)
- I'm happy to share that with all of you,
so thank you very much.
Goodbye.
God bless, America.
(everyone laughing)
(upbeat music)
- Hazel,
Marcus,
you guys confided into Derrick,
that you felt Anthony wanted to be more than just friends.
What the fuck happened?
This got.
- In that moment when Marcus and Hazel
presented this entire fuck upstairs,
I felt like my character was being attacked.
I should've said, I want to get to know you,
and a sense of since you're with Derrick all the time,
as a friend,
I didn't add in the end part,
and it can be left open for interpretation.
It was a real moment for me
because I didn't want to come across-
- Yeah, it was a moment for us too.
- Yeah.
It happened.
To me, it still felt like I was getting flirted with,
I'm not gonna deny that.
I don't know if you're apologizing to cover your ass,
but I trust Derrick and I trust your judgements.
When you came and apologized,
I'm gonna support you
and if that means that you're trusting his character,
than I'm gonna trust your judgment.
- Thank you.
- Are you satisfied with that?
- I'm satisfied.
We talked about it.
Obviously, when they came to me,
it hurt my feelings, I was crushed,
and it let me know, damn,
I really do have strong feelings about him
because my ass cried twice on TV,
so it hit home.
- Nigel still has you beat.
(laughing)
Marcus, Berry, you had to send someone home,
coming back from your boat ride.
- Why couldn't it just be like a nice prize,
you just give it-
- 'Cause this is DILF Mansion, baby.
- Just give us the boat ride,
we didn't want all that.
- And Dr. DILF is an asshole.
- We didn't want all that.
- We had that power,
that power came from us obviously winning the challenge,
which was dope because no shade,
but T, I just heard some of the daddies
talking about how the relationship
that me and Marcus are forming is just pure lust,
they don't know each other.
And so, it was like basically a stab,
like no, we do know each other,
we took that time.
- It was shocking.
- And we had less time in the house than y'all
and we beat y'all,
so it was kinda like,
but with much power comes great responsibility, baby.
- But then we tried to come at it
like a strategic type of way,
but regardless, we were the newest people,
having to choose someone to leave,
it was not gonna end well.
- I will say if the shoe was on the other foot,
we would've been out the house.
That's what I will say,
because there was already a lot of chit chatter about us
and ultimately, the decision was made non-bias,
it was a decision because honestly,
your guys' relationship was bomb as fuck.
You guys were the power couple.
- That's really what it came down to.
You guys were the competition.
- We were definitely just threatened by them.
That's literally what it was.
It was no beef, it was nothing like that.
It was like, oh shit, like.
- That's almost a compliment in a fucked up way.
In a fucked up way.
How did that make you feel,
what was that like?
You were pretty heated.
- Yeah, so to be honest, I was fucking pissed to be honest.
In those emotions that came out that night was real and raw.
When I heard my name called,
mine and Daniel's name called,
it was hurtful
and I took it personal.
And then,
I think in addition to that,
I'm like, if they're playing a strategic game,
they're not strategizing right.
This was a dumb decision on their part.
I said what I had to say.
It is what it is.
- Daniel?
- As soon as Berry and Marcus said Daniel and Ed,
I just remember I broke down and I was like, I knew it.
I get it, we were a threat.
I liked being around him, everybody saw that,
they just was I guess threatened,
and honestly if I was in their shoes,
I would have done the same too.
- Right.
Okay.
- There's no bad blood or anything.
- Love you.
- Love you too.
- Love you.
- [Daniel] I respect their decision.
- [Stormy] Interesting, all right.
- At the end of the day, I still wish I was here,
but you know,
overall, I had an amazing experience,
I would so do this again.
I met all of you,
- And you got your phD.
- I'm a phD.
(laughing)
I would definitely want to continue
of course pursuing my phD.
(laughing)
(applause)
- And on that note,
thank you guys for coming to DILF Mansion.
(applause)
- Thank you.
(upbeat music) ♪ Get it get it so iconic
♪ Watch me move I'm so iconic
- Hazel and Kane.
- Yes.
- You two had a very slow slow burn with your relationship.
Do you think that the other couples
were rushing into things,
moving too fast?
Or were you just really not
that romantically into each other?
- With Hazel, Hazel didn't choose me first,
I didn't choose Hazel first,
but I wasn't gonna give up,
I was gonna see how it went
and yeah, we didn't really turn into anything romantic,
but I wasn't gonna not try.
- I didn't wanna give up because I did wanna find something,
but obviously we didn't click entirely,
we clicked as friends.
But it was also really hard to separate
what I was thinking and feeling
when everybody already had pressure
and they had already been together,
and been doing everything at such a fast pace.
Meeting somebody, especially with me,
'cause I'm a fire sign and I'm a horny mother fucker,
I've always done things like really fast with people,
and I didn't wanna try that 'cause I've been doing that
and I think it turned out that we are friends.
Better friends anyways.
- All right.
- Ooh.
- Wow.
(laughing)
- You scared me too, I was like.
- You guys are so sweet.
Jimmy, you opened up to Nigel,
that you think his relationship with Rico
is emotionally heightened.
What do you mean exactly by that?
- Yeah, it was like every single event
was like finding out the cancer had returned.
And with that, it seemed like it shouldn't be so hard.
- Yeah, and when he came at me with those concerns,
I definitely blew up a bit
and again, I do apologize for that,
but I came here for something special and I found it
and I felt like each day I was here,
there were challenges and things thrown in my face
that could potentially take it away from me.
So, when you came at me with those concerns about us,
that was like my peak.
My only concern is what Rico thinks about Rico and I,
so I was not trying to hear that at the time,
and that's why I blew up the way that I did.
But once we wrapped back around
and I realized where it was coming from,
I came back down to earth
because we were so much more than that before that moment
and we connected so well.
So when I thought about that,
I knew that it was coming from a good place.
- I believe that.
- I appreciate your concern, absolutely.
And I did come here a little unhinged, so it was a good,
it is what it is, yeah.
- Marcus and Berry were voted out of the house.
Was it revenge or strategy?
What happened there, guys?
- I'm gonna keep it real, I love y'all,
but after what y'all did to Daniel,
I was like oh no, they gotta go,
so no hard feelings but hard feelings.
(laughing)
- Berry, Marcus,
obviously you seem to be a favorite among us
and we're all sad to see you go.
Thank you for your time at DILF Mansion,
and do you have any last words?
- Well yeah, I will say,
since Marcus held it down and said a speech for us
when we got eliminated,
'cause I was so distraught.
(everyone laughing)
- We wanna hear from you.
- I was so distraught.
No, so I can speak, I just wanna say,
it's been such an amazing time getting to know you guys.
I respect you guys and I'm so happy,
some of my favorite couples made it this far.
Not y'all.
Nah, just kidding.
(everyone laughing)
But you guys inspired us obviously
and we love you guys,
I actually did win because I met him and I found him.
- 100%.
(applause)
- That was a win for me, baby.
- Basically, y'all.
(upbeat music)
- After our compatibility test,
Jimmy and Quis scored the highest.
Was that expected?
How did that feel?
- I mean, we know that we're compatible,
we were just really fucking nervous.
I mean, we just didn't know what to expect.
- That was the interesting thing,
we know how we are naturally compatible,
and it's been like that since the very beginning.
It really has despite appearances.
And we know we have this common sensibility
and so that same common sensibility
also made us completely fucking anxious
about losing the compatible test
because we are so compatible.
- These bitches had me so scared that last day
and I don't think it was done intentionally,
it was just all energy,
but it really felt like you can't sit with us.
It felt like, we knew we weren't welcome anymore,
so I was more scared to actually get through
'cause I thought if we get through,
everyone is gonna hate us so bad.
- I ended up eating alone.
- And I had a fall out.
- I don't feel like welcomed anymore.
- Yeah, it was, and love everybody,
but that last day in the house for me,
if I wasn't such a positive person,
could've put the worst spin on the whole experience for me,
'cause it really, the energy that was coming our way was-
- Catty.
- Yeah, it was hard, guys.
- So you weren't totally shocked
that you were the ones eliminated.
- I was relieved.
- Relieved.
- My bum nearly fell out,
I swear to God I was almost like, oh my God,
they're not gonna hate us anymore.
- Literally,
'cause it felt like everybody
got so competitive at that point,
that they forget that we were people
and that we deserve respect.
- No, you were just competition at that point.
- Yeah, but we didn't even feel like,
it didn't even feel like that,
it just almost felt like, just leave.
- Like wait until we were in a group to say stuff again,
it was we've already done this before
and we apologize but we're gonna repeat the same treatment.
And then to say that you're unwelcome
or that you don't belong here more than somebody else.
- I think you both are beautiful and wonderful.
- Thank you.
- And I was sad to see you go.
But we all thank you and wish you the best.
- Thank you.
- Love you.
- They all know that I'm rooting for them.
(upbeat music)
- Day nine.
All of our eliminated himbo's and daddies came back in
and got to grill you guys,
got to ask questions to help select the top two.
How did you feel about being questioned by them
and do you think the questions were fair?
Do you think-
- No.
- No, not at all.
- Not at all.
- No, I don't.
- I personally just felt like a lot of people
were gonna come back and ask questions out of spite
and out of vengeance,
and not really genuine questions
that are meant to be about forwarding
a relationship with somebody or about success.
- What we are is a couple,
and to understand,
explain to me why you are the couple
that we should elevate to the next level,
that's one thing.
But what we were getting,
particularly on the himbo side,
was just 100% spite
and it had nothing to,
I felt like an accessory
they were talking about Quis the whole time.
- Quis, does this seem to be the first time
in this whole thing where it affected you deeply?
- As far as the other himbos,
I felt like that they felt I was a big part
of why a number of them were sent home,
and I kinda knew when they were gonna have
a little bit of that power to do the voting,
I pretty knew what was gonna happen.
And you know what,
I think that was the first moment where I was like,
dammit I don't have control over this game any fucking more.
- It was really a horrifying experience
because you were watching it happen.
They literally came out,
we watched the lack of eye contact,
we watched before the questions were even answered
that they were applauding and they're an amazing couple,
but the questions, they were not meant to find anything out.
They were meant to embarrass Quis,
embarrass me,
make them look good, which was good,
but they had nothing to do with any of it,
but it was clear that the himbos had decided
what they were gonna do to be funny and cute.
- They attempted to embarrass, they attempted,
but it didn't work.
- And you guys still have each other.
- 100%, 100%.
- So, looking back on everything that we've just discussed,
if you could go back in time,
is there anything during this whole experience
that you guys might've done differently?
- No.
- We should've fought more.
- I was gonna say, stay and fight.
- Oh yeah, okay.
- We should've thrown a punch or something.
I mean, I don't know,
maybe got really angry
and tore a light down or something, but no.
- Something.
- Yeah.
(laughing)
- But we were fine,
honestly, we did talk about this,
and we said what we would've done differently,
and how would you just explain natural,
how do you argue with what just feels comfortable?
- Well, I will say,
that even though you guys were eliminated
and didn't make it to our top two,
you still left with an amazing relationship.
Thank you for proving that opposites attract
and that good communication is what is key,
and we wish you all sorts of happiness.
- Thank you so much.
- Thank you, everyone guys.
- Thank you guys, so much.
- Love all of you.
(applause)
(upbeat music)
- Welcome back everyone.
Now it is time to take a moment
and honor our top two couples.
It's been really amazing to watch the relationships grow
and I think that our two remaining couples really,
at least I hope, have found something special.
So, congrats to Anthony and Derrick.
- Thank you.
- And Nigel and Rico.
Start with you Derrick.
I want you to forget we're here,
that we don't exist,
and I want you to turn to Anthony and speak from the heart.
What do you want to tell Anthony?
- Girl, you about to talk.
- Anthony, this journey has been a wild ride.
It's been an emotional ride for me,
because I don't normally open up to guys like this.
I was scared,
because I kept thinking he's probably not gonna like me,
I'm a goofy bitch, I can't hide who I am,
what you see is what you get.
This is me all day everyday.
And for the fact that you accepted me,
you're really patient with me,
that speaks volumes and I really genuinely,
like really like you a lot for that.
I was about to say the L word, but,
you've done something to me
that makes me get out of my comfort zone.
I'm so used to just guys being sexual,
but for you, it's really different,
I feel safe with you
and I feel like that's what every partner
in a relationship should feel; safe.
- Thank you.
- Of course.
- I came into this just whatever happens, happens,
and along the way,
I think that I've been able to open up
more than I wanted to.
Fuck this.
I'm thankful, I'm thankful to have you here right now.
I wish I could just say more but the only thing I can say
is I'm happy, I'm really happy right now,
and I'm happy because I haven't been here in a long time.
And yeah, I just, thank you,
just thank you for everything.
- Of course.
- Fuck you, Anthony.
- Nigel.
(speaking Spanish)
Everyday that I've woken up here,
you give me breath.
Whenever I see you, my heart, it turns its light on.
Your beard, your smile, your eyes, your soul,
gives me charm.
I don't need anybody else.
I'm a monogamous man with a open heart
and I can love you in all the different ways that you are.
I want you to know that you are enough,
you've always been enough,
and any person who's ever told you that
or made you feel like that, doesn't deserve you.
I'm glad that I have you in my life right now.
You make me so happy,
I can't wait to take you back to San Diego
and show you everything that I have, that we have.
Don't cry, papi.
- Rico,
you've changed my entire life.
I did not expect that coming here.
There's nothing to compare the way you treat me,
because I've never been treated like this before.
You are the most beautiful, emotional,
down-to-earth person I've ever met.
You respect every single person when you walk in a room,
you make sure everybody's good.
You check on people's hearts
and that was the first thing I noticed about you.
This experience with you has changed my entire life
and I can't wait to apply the love that you've given me here
into the world.
I'm so proud of that.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm so proud of us.
And you know what,
I don't give a fuck if someone says it's too early,
I love you, I do, I fucking love you,
I don't give a fuck if its too early,
everyone can hear it.
I do, I love you.
And if it takes you five days or five years to catch up,
I don't give a fuck, I'll wait.
I love you, I do, I do.
- Okay.
I'm fine.
I got dust in my eye.
All right.
All right, it's the moment we've all been waiting for.
It is time for the final vote.
Each person will cast who they want
to be the winning couple.
First couple to seven votes is our winner.
Are we ready?
Luders?
- Easy.
Nigel and Rico.
- Anthony and Derrick.
- Rico and Nigel.
- Anthony and Derrick.
- Nigel and Rico.
- Nigel and Rico have six votes,
which means if this next vote is for them,
they are the winner.
No pressure, Hazel.
- Nigel and Rico.
(applause)
- Congratulations.
(applause)
- Congratulations, guys.
You can peel yourselves.
Plenty of time for that later.
Any final words?
- I just wanna say,
I really thank you,
whoever voted for me,
thank you production.
I'm so glad that I did this
because I really found the bear of my dreams.
(applause)
- There are so many people here in this house
who fucked with us,
and they told me from day one,
and I when I felt what I felt for him,
and everybody agreed, everyone knew,
everyone saw what I saw,
it was so fucking validating.
And I'm so glad that people who thought that way
thought that all the way through
and up until tonight's votes.
And Anthony and Derrick are such a beautiful couple
and that was not easy
'cause they have come along fucking way.
And I'm so glad I don't have to fight for this shit anymore,
I'm so glad.
(applause)
(upbeat music)
- Well, Dr. DILF's search for love is never over,
so until next time,
I am Stormy Daniels signing off.
(everyone cheering and clapping)
- [Announcer] That its, Nigel and Rico are our winners
and the couple voted most likely to succeed
outside of DILF Mansion.
But my quest for hungry himbos
and thirsty daddies isn't over yet,
we'll be back next season with even more epic romance.
Until then, send nudes.
(upbeat music)
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ Oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ D-A-D-D-Y
♪ Oh oh oh
♪ Will you be mine
♪ Daddy oh daddy
♪ oh oh oh daddy daddy
♪ Daddy oh daddy
(person seductively saying "daddy")