1 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:10,144 Hey, Dad. 2 00:00:10,244 --> 00:00:11,579 Boy. 3 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,582 Hey, Pop, 4 00:00:14,682 --> 00:00:16,050 I need a favor. 5 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,152 Son, can I at least get a sip of tea 6 00:00:18,252 --> 00:00:20,188 before you start asking me for favors? 7 00:00:20,288 --> 00:00:21,654 Yeah. 8 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,290 Hey, yeah. You do your thing, man. 9 00:00:23,291 --> 00:00:24,758 Sip it up. 10 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,381 (cartoonish voice): Can you hear this? (slurps) 11 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,716 Can you pick the kids up from school today? 12 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:50,050 I have a meeting with an ad agency 13 00:00:50,151 --> 00:00:51,184 to direct some spots. 14 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:52,720 I thought you told Nina 15 00:00:52,820 --> 00:00:54,355 that you were gonna stop chasing that directing dream. 16 00:00:54,455 --> 00:00:55,556 I said I was going to. 17 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,823 I didn't put a hard clock on it. 18 00:00:56,824 --> 00:00:59,327 Oh, so you lied to your wife? 19 00:00:59,427 --> 00:01:01,562 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. (chuckles) Never. 20 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:04,232 Our entire relationship is built on complete trust. 21 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:06,400 I'm merely protecting her in case I don't get the job, 22 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:07,568 that way I don't have to see 23 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:08,902 that disappointed look in her eyes. 24 00:01:09,002 --> 00:01:11,405 Oh, your mom had that look. 25 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,441 It was her only look. 26 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,644 So, what does the foam roller king 27 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:20,080 think about you taking meetings on a work day? 28 00:01:20,214 --> 00:01:22,515 Well, you know, I just tell J.J. I'm on a sales run, 29 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:25,786 I go in and crush my meetings, back to work, no harm, no foul. 30 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:27,588 Well, there is a foul. 31 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,957 You're stealing time from your boss. 32 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:31,425 Look, Dad. 33 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,693 I know you guys go way-- 34 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,995 (high-pitched moaning) 35 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,299 (moaning) 36 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,470 You good? 37 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,276 Yeah, I'm good, I'm good. 38 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:49,710 Look, I know you guys go way back, 39 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,244 but I can't stand working for that dude. 40 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:52,813 It's like having a human hemorrhoid 41 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,382 for a father-in-law. 42 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:56,850 This is true, but J.J. loaned you money 43 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,286 to buy that house next door. 44 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:00,720 And he gave you a job so you can pay him back. 45 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:01,922 That's a contract. 46 00:02:02,022 --> 00:02:03,556 Well, I could pay him back a lot quicker 47 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,159 if you bought a couple hundred of these bad b-- Nope. 48 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,028 They don't nothing for me. 49 00:02:10,831 --> 00:02:12,599 Look, I paid for your film school, son. 50 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,536 That's it. Now I support you emotionally. 51 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:17,171 Dad, you know that George Clooney once gave 52 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:19,139 15 of his best friends a million dollars each? 53 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:20,740 (blows raspberry) That's nothing. 54 00:02:20,741 --> 00:02:23,110 I once gave an enemy five million dollars. 55 00:02:23,211 --> 00:02:24,076 Really? Who? 56 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,280 Your mother. In the divorce. 57 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,815 She told me it was three. 58 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:29,683 That's 'cause she didn't want to pay for film school. 59 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,652 (scoffs) She's the worst. 60 00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:34,222 (laughs) That's my mother. 61 00:02:35,022 --> 00:02:36,724 ♪ Poppa's ♪ 62 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,692 ♪ House ♪ 63 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:39,927 ♪ Yeah. ♪ 64 00:02:40,027 --> 00:02:42,430 NINA: Kids, get in the car. 65 00:02:42,530 --> 00:02:43,697 Seatbelts on, I'll be there in a minute. 66 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:45,666 TREY: Bye, Dad. Bye-bye. 67 00:02:45,766 --> 00:02:47,435 Damon, I've been thinking. 68 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,902 Uh-oh. 69 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,505 If you took that management position Daddy's offering 70 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,507 and I planned a few more events, 71 00:02:53,607 --> 00:02:55,609 we could afford to send our kids to private school. 72 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,611 Private school is overrated and overpriced. 73 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,847 Babe, if you took that promotion, 74 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,281 we could afford Buckingham. 75 00:03:01,282 --> 00:03:03,050 Yeah, but that promotion would leave me no time 76 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:04,184 for doing what I love. 77 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:05,686 Directing short films? 78 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,055 No. Kissing my short wife. 79 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,956 (chuckles) Don't call me short. 80 00:03:09,957 --> 00:03:12,192 My sweetie petite-y? Mm, no. 81 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,094 My little Halfrican American? 82 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,463 How about Tiny Bit? 83 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,797 'Cause that's all you're gonna get 84 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:18,298 if you keep joking about my height. 85 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,666 Mm. (horn honks) 86 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:21,335 Oh, right, we have kids. Yes. Oh. Right. 87 00:03:22,169 --> 00:03:24,004 Hey. Don't forget to pick them up from school. 88 00:03:24,104 --> 00:03:25,639 Have I ever forgotten? 89 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,409 They were fine. 90 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:30,643 ("Across 110th Street" by Bobby Womack playing) 91 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,514 ♪ Across 110th Street ♪ 92 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,683 ♪ A woman trying to catch a trick... ♪ 93 00:03:35,783 --> 00:03:37,217 All right, New York City, 94 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:40,020 we're gonna bring it on home with a few phone calls. 95 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,922 Poppa's house, what's poppin'? 96 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,391 MALE CALLER: Yo, man, 97 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:46,260 why you only play that old-school Civil Rights music? 98 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,063 How come you don't rock with none of that new school rap? 99 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:52,700 Because I don't know who any of these new school rappers are. 100 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,367 They're all named "baby." 101 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:56,270 You got Lil Baby, Da Baby, 102 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,239 Yung Baby, NewBorn Baby. 103 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,442 These men need to grow up and get some real names. 104 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,645 Till then, I plays what I play, playa, ya dig? 105 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,947 You don't like it, kick rocks. 106 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,216 Poppa's house, holla at ya boy. 107 00:04:09,317 --> 00:04:11,919 FEMALE CALLER: Is this the Poppa? 108 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:14,054 The one and only, never lonely. 109 00:04:14,154 --> 00:04:16,123 Right. Why do you reduce 110 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,225 every conversation you have with a woman to sex? 111 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:20,728 Oh, it's not me. 112 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,163 It's my dang-a-lang. 113 00:04:23,964 --> 00:04:25,599 (chuckles) There you go again. 114 00:04:25,733 --> 00:04:28,168 Another reflexively asinine comment. 115 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:31,639 First of all, my ass ain't a nine, it's a ten. 116 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,206 And secondly, I thought we wasn't 117 00:04:34,207 --> 00:04:36,075 talking about sex, honey dip. 118 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,445 It's "Doctor." 119 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:39,880 (gasps) Oh... Doctor? Like doctor-doctor? 120 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,416 So, if someone's having a heart attack on a plane, 121 00:04:42,516 --> 00:04:43,817 you raise your hand? 122 00:04:43,917 --> 00:04:45,285 No, not that kind of doctor. 123 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:48,021 Then not really a doctor, nah-mean? 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,491 I have a PhD in psychology 125 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,259 and I know men like you. 126 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:53,961 Really? Could you put one of them on the phone? 127 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,762 'Cause I'm bored talking with you. 128 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:59,733 You're probably sitting there with your goofy baseball cap 129 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:02,736 cocked to the side, in your manopause cardigan, 130 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,772 thinking that your scruffy beard makes you look cool, 131 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:08,542 but it really just makes you look like a ghetto Poppa Smurf. 132 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:12,846 Ha. You couldn't be more wrong about me. 133 00:05:14,415 --> 00:05:16,583 New York, that's my time, I'm Audi. 134 00:05:16,584 --> 00:05:18,519 ♪ Oh, oh... ♪ 135 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,789 There he is, Big Poppa Fulton! 136 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,357 Allen. What's our system? 137 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,192 I need to knock. And then what do I say? 138 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,727 Go away. And then what do you do? 139 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,895 I go away. 140 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,163 So why are you in my studio? 141 00:05:30,297 --> 00:05:32,500 Corporate has some ideas. 142 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,801 (groans) 143 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,002 Mm, mm, mm. 144 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:37,505 Why are they messing with my number one show? 145 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:38,906 Number two show. 146 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,008 We've taken a hit with our female demographic. 147 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:43,544 So corporate thinks it might be cool 148 00:05:43,644 --> 00:05:45,978 to add a female presence in studio. 149 00:05:45,979 --> 00:05:48,749 Sorry, but a woman would change the entire culture. 150 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,083 Entire? 151 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,152 It's just you. That's right. I'm the culture. 152 00:05:52,252 --> 00:05:54,422 And you guys keep trying to change that. 153 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,256 See, I like sitting in my studio, 154 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:57,725 playing my kind of music, 155 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,326 eating boiled eggs, drinking coffee 156 00:05:59,427 --> 00:06:02,161 while I fart it up in there. 157 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:04,432 That's my happy place, Allen. 158 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,366 Hello. 159 00:06:06,500 --> 00:06:08,635 Dr. Ivy Reed. 160 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,538 Nice hat. 161 00:06:10,638 --> 00:06:13,774 So, the call was coming from inside the house? 162 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:15,808 You've probably heard 163 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,811 Dr. Reed's podcast, Just Like a Woman. 164 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,312 Or maybe not. 165 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:22,014 I don't do podcasts. 166 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:24,685 Here's the hierarchy: you got movies, 167 00:06:24,785 --> 00:06:26,987 TV, recording artists, 168 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,456 radio personality, 169 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:30,257 mime, 170 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:32,626 organ grinder monkey, 171 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,828 podcasts. 172 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:37,197 Listen, I'm here to bring the fun 173 00:06:37,297 --> 00:06:38,831 to get us back to number one 174 00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,769 'cause if I don't, son, you're done. 175 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,973 Your rhyme is wack, that's a fact. 176 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,776 Me and you together, I ain't having that. 177 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,078 So don't get comfortable and try to unpack, 178 00:06:51,178 --> 00:06:54,247 'cause Ray Charles said it best, "Hit the road, Jack." 179 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,184 Make that go away. 180 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,253 ♪ ♪ 181 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,922 Man, I hope your day went better than mine. 182 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:05,158 You know, they tried to jam me with a female cohost? 183 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,726 What? Who comes to "Poppa's House" 184 00:07:06,727 --> 00:07:08,996 for the female perspective? Right? 185 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:12,232 I mean, I don't pick up Cosmo to see if the Knicks won. 186 00:07:12,332 --> 00:07:13,801 They didn't, by the way. 187 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,469 Yeah, they never do. 188 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:18,038 Oh, hey, uh, Dad... 189 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,608 Uh... 190 00:07:25,245 --> 00:07:27,280 Uh, that ad agency loved my ideas. 191 00:07:27,414 --> 00:07:28,716 Awesome. Yeah. 192 00:07:28,816 --> 00:07:31,151 There was one, um, slight problem, though. 193 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,385 What's that? 194 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,954 Well, the meeting, it went long, 195 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,555 and I-I kind of missed 196 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,358 a very important sales pitch to a top foam roller client. 197 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,794 Ooh, J.J. must have went cray-cray 198 00:07:40,928 --> 00:07:43,095 when he heard about your day-day. 199 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,633 Cray-cray like Kanye-ye. 200 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,268 He fired me. 201 00:07:48,368 --> 00:07:49,902 Are you serious? 202 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:51,270 And what did Nina say? 203 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:52,640 Well, I haven't told her yet. 204 00:07:52,740 --> 00:07:55,342 Junior, I'm gonna kill you. 205 00:07:58,912 --> 00:08:00,581 ♪ ♪ 206 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:07,454 So I say we need money for private school, 207 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:08,822 and you get fired. 208 00:08:08,922 --> 00:08:11,692 Well, context missing, but correct. 209 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,795 Babe, I had a meeting with a top ad agency. 210 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,463 Why didn't you tell me? 211 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,131 We don't lie in this relationship. 212 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:20,099 We're supposed to tell each other everything. 213 00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,570 This job could pay for private school. 214 00:08:22,670 --> 00:08:23,937 Daddy gave you a job offer 215 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,372 that would have paid for private school, 216 00:08:25,472 --> 00:08:26,906 and you threw it away. 217 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:29,109 He said that's the third meeting you've missed in two months. 218 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:31,511 Those are just the ones he knows about. 219 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:35,382 Babe, this is my calling. I know it. I'm so close. 220 00:08:35,482 --> 00:08:38,585 But you have been "so close" for so long, Damon. 221 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:40,654 You're 35, babe. With a family. 222 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,489 Babe, I need you to believe in me. 223 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,157 I do believe in you. 224 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,159 But I also want the best for our kids. 225 00:08:46,259 --> 00:08:47,960 Maybe now's not the time for dreaming. 226 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,197 Well, then you shouldn't be so damn dreamy. 227 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:53,667 Sorry, it was cuter when you had a job. 228 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,773 Thank God you're still alive. 229 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,877 I thought I'd come back to a chalk outline. 230 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,879 She's like a reverse Hulk. 231 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,881 She gets angry, she gets smaller. 232 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:11,651 Why can't she understand how much directing means to me? 233 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,988 Son, don't put this all on her. Sit down. 234 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:17,657 Let me tell you a story. 235 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,693 When I first started out in radio, 236 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:22,229 I was working at the station mailroom. 237 00:09:22,362 --> 00:09:26,165 Okay? My big break came when the night DJ got sick. 238 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,969 I sat in for a month. I got rave reviews. 239 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:30,237 'Cause you're the man. 240 00:09:30,337 --> 00:09:31,872 Yeah, I thought I was. 241 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:33,573 I quit my mailroom job. 242 00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:36,476 And then the DJ recovered and came back to work. 243 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:38,078 And I was out of two jobs. 244 00:09:38,178 --> 00:09:39,847 I mean, things got bad, son. 245 00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,716 So bad that we were eating rice and beans every day. 246 00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:45,452 You had to wear my T-shirts as diapers. 247 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:49,289 You owe me a Public Enemy one. 248 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,393 And I felt like a complete failure. 249 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,264 Because I let my dream become my family's nightmare. 250 00:09:57,397 --> 00:09:59,933 So I ended up taking a job on a sanitation truck 251 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,870 in the middle of winter just to provide for us. 252 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:05,673 And that's why your fingers smelled like that? 253 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,909 I never knew that, D. 254 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,744 Yeah, well, here's what I learned. 255 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,781 A man's got to do what a man's got to do 256 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:16,684 until he can do what he wants to do. 257 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:19,787 You're right, Pop. 258 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,755 So how do I get my job back? 259 00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,291 I don't know, I guess we'll invite 260 00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:26,225 the human hemorrhoid over here, 261 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:29,496 we'll, um, open up a nice, expensive bottle of wine, 262 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:32,399 couple of glasses, he'll say yes to anything. 263 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,935 He's just like his daughter. 264 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,171 ♪ ♪ 265 00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,311 Allen, when I said, 266 00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,046 "Make this go away," you heard, 267 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,481 "Get her a chair and a microphone." 268 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:50,917 I couldn't sell it upstairs. Corporate. 269 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,285 What's with the candle? 270 00:10:52,419 --> 00:10:53,954 Oh, had to light it. 271 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:57,124 It smelled like someone had sex with a boiled egg in here. 272 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,659 Where is my lava lamp? 273 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,594 Oh, had to make room for the monitors. 274 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:03,130 Monitors? For what? 275 00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,597 And why are these cameras in here? 276 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,098 For the streaming video. 277 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,668 Corporate loves how they do it on Dr. Reed's pod. 278 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,403 Yeah, well, we're not doing cameras. 279 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,905 Do they intimidate you? 280 00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,641 Me? Intimidated? (laughs) 281 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:17,410 Hey, is my head really that small? 282 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,447 Like a baby pigeon. 283 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,486 I'm not doing cameras, I'm sorry. 284 00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,155 You have to. You've got a contract. 285 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:31,358 Contracts were made to be broken. I quit. 286 00:11:31,491 --> 00:11:34,661 Poppa. Poppa, come back. 287 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:39,766 Listen, I refuse to let them change my show. 288 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:42,101 I'd rather retire, kick back, relax, 289 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,635 spend up all that inheritance money 290 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,438 you think you gonna get. 291 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:48,141 Hey, what happened with your ad agency? 292 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:49,609 Uh, haven't heard anything yet. 293 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,778 And no news is bad news in show business. 294 00:11:51,779 --> 00:11:53,981 (doorbell rings) Well, here's some good news: 295 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:57,617 we gonna try and get you that job that you hate back. 296 00:11:57,717 --> 00:12:01,320 Remember, don't make this about your stupid rivalry with Daddy. 297 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:04,456 Hey, if he don't start none, there won't be none. 298 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,493 How about, even if he does start some, 299 00:12:06,593 --> 00:12:08,962 there'll still be none? 300 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,663 J.J. What up? 301 00:12:11,664 --> 00:12:13,801 My portfolio. 302 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,072 That's "what up," Mr. DJ. And you? 303 00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:20,573 Oh, it's all good in my hood. 304 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,209 I wouldn't complain even if I should. 305 00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,343 Oh. 306 00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:25,645 You're still rhyming? 307 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,547 At your age? 308 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,717 How quaint. 309 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:32,585 Nice coat. Yeah, it's cashmere. 310 00:12:32,685 --> 00:12:34,988 Don't let it rub up against any of your stuff. 311 00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:43,730 You'd better pick that up before I drop you like I did in '78. 312 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,298 Oh, why you bring up '78? 313 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:46,766 Huh? What about the beatdown 314 00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:48,101 in summer '82? No. 315 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,070 That don't count, you had a growth spurt. 316 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:51,438 Yeah, you should try one. 317 00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,405 All right, all right, all right, 318 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,706 daddies, daddies, daddies. 319 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:58,278 All right, Golden Girls, we get it, you have history. 320 00:12:58,378 --> 00:12:59,446 Why don't we all sit? 321 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,781 Yes, let's all-- all right. 322 00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:04,784 Let's all sit down. 323 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:06,119 Oh, right, yes. Ooh, you sit over there. 324 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,921 Still mad at me. All right. Yeah. 325 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:09,756 Well, 326 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,857 here we are. 327 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,191 NINA: So, 328 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,293 Junior, what's on your mind? 329 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:14,427 I'll just have a glass of red. 330 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,029 Yeah, not that. 331 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:17,230 Right, no, yes. 332 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,197 Um... 333 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,565 Dad? Can I call you "Dad"? 334 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:21,400 No. Okay. 335 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,104 Mr. Jackson, there is no denying how much the world 336 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,038 has benefitted from your brilliant invention. 337 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,540 You started selling 338 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,876 your foam rollers out of your trunk 339 00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,310 and you grew it into... 340 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,979 My empire. 341 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,114 I was gonna say "business," but sure. 342 00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,450 And I would like to apologize for missing that meeting. 343 00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:38,818 If you give me my job back, 344 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,320 I promise you, 345 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,322 this will never, ever happen again. 346 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,125 Yeah, look, Junior, I-I know it may not seem like it, 347 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,227 but I don't like you. 348 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,829 I-I mean, 349 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:52,299 you're a very creative people person 350 00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,001 and a great communicator 351 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,601 and, uh... 352 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,804 Oh, man, my daughter is making me say all this stuff. 353 00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,506 Daddy. No, I'm sorry, princess, 354 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,274 but I told you I couldn't fake it. 355 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,543 Now, listen, Junior, you're just wasting your time 356 00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,512 with that silly directing dream. 357 00:14:05,612 --> 00:14:07,113 Now, if you want to work for my company, 358 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:09,182 I'm gonna need you on the management track, 359 00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:12,152 12 hours a day, shoulder-to-shoulder with me. 360 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,386 So, 361 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:17,524 are you all in or are you all out? 362 00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,362 Hey, foam is where the heart is. 363 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,464 "Foam is where the heart..." 364 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,932 (chuckles) See what I did there? 365 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,501 It's like "home," but it's like, "nah, foam." 366 00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:31,171 That's my next catalogue title right there. 367 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:33,139 Well done, son. I think... Thank you. 368 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,008 ...you're finally growing up. POPPA: Mm. 369 00:14:35,108 --> 00:14:36,543 Growing up. Ain't it great? 370 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:38,011 Yeah, you should try it sometime. 371 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,212 See? Why'd you... 372 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,548 Guys, guys... Give it to me. 373 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,055 So, now that I got the job that I hate back, 374 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:49,957 what are we gonna do about the job that you love? 375 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,259 You know, I'm not sure I love it anymore. 376 00:14:52,359 --> 00:14:53,994 What? Look, Dad, forget about 377 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:56,429 corporate and the cameras and Dr. Reed. 378 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,599 What made you fall in love with radio in the first place? 379 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,335 It was about community. 380 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:05,138 I'd play a song by Bill Withers or Al Green 381 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,474 and then I'd talk about the memories 382 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,942 it brought up for me growing up in New York. 383 00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,611 Mm. And then the listeners would call in 384 00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,346 and they'd share their memories. 385 00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:15,482 And that's what it became, like, this beautiful 386 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:17,484 shared experience. 387 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:18,750 Couldn't it still be that? 388 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,020 No, because it's not about 389 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,321 the listener anymore. 390 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,824 Corporate is chasing data and demographics, 391 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,159 and in the process, 392 00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:28,728 they're killing everything that's good and real. 393 00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,063 I can't do the cameras, son. 394 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,165 They make me nervous and insecure. 395 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,367 'Cause of your little head? 396 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,838 Is it really that small? 397 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,708 Look, Dad, if you want to relax on camera, 398 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,211 I tell my actors these three things, all right? 399 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,879 Quiet hands, always smile 400 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,515 and never look in the camera. 401 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,883 That's it? Nothing else? That's it. 402 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,354 Well, let Dr. Reed know whose house she's in. 403 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:55,422 What do you mean? 404 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:59,092 Whose house is Dr. Reed in? 405 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,328 (softly): My house? 406 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,130 Get up. Say it. Poppa's house. Say it. 407 00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:05,398 She in Poppa house. 408 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300 Whose house is Dr. Reed in? 409 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,702 She in my house. 410 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,039 She in your house 411 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,007 and she's trespassing. That's right. 412 00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:15,307 That's right. The living legend. 413 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,710 Six-time Marconi Radio Award winner. 414 00:16:17,844 --> 00:16:19,311 Seven-time. Seven-time 415 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,248 Marconi Radio Award winner. 416 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,316 The Master of the Mic. 417 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,717 The King of the Commute. 418 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,387 The Adonis of Audio. 419 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,089 The MJ of the Airwaves. 420 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,623 Ooh! I like that. Yeah. 421 00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:31,591 Give me that LeBron. 422 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,060 (rhythmic grunting) 423 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,961 Hairline. Hairline. 424 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,368 Okay. 425 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,336 It's love action time. 426 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,073 Right here in the living room? 427 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:49,609 Therapist said we got to when there's unresolved anger. 428 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:53,113 Okay, let's do it. 429 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,383 (grunts) 430 00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,618 I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the meeting. 431 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,986 I'm sorry if I made you feel 432 00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:02,521 you couldn't share everything with me. 433 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,823 You know, 434 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,225 it's so painful when they say no. 435 00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,427 I didn't want you to feel that again. 436 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,729 That's why I'm here, silly. 437 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,265 For better or for worse. 438 00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:15,302 I love you, and I believe in you. 439 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,804 I know, it's just... 440 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,539 my dream can't be my family's nightmare. 441 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,809 Well, my dream is that my children 442 00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:24,811 grow up with a happy father. 443 00:17:24,911 --> 00:17:26,545 I know you're a great director, 444 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,815 and everyone else is gonna know it soon, too. 445 00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,951 So we need to make time for your dream. 446 00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:35,322 Happy spouse, happy house. 447 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,357 I love you, sweetie petite-y. 448 00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,226 (laughs) Give me a kiss. 449 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,893 Give me-- mm, mm, mwah. 450 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,730 You ready for that Tiny Bit, Mr. Love Action? 451 00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,499 Ooh, I'll give you some love action. 452 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:49,068 Mm. About two-and-a-half minute. 453 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,738 ♪ ♪ 454 00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:53,473 ♪ Come here, sister ♪ 455 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:57,009 ♪ Papa's in the swing ♪ 456 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,013 ♪ He ain't too hip ♪ 457 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,884 ♪ About that new breed, babe ♪ 458 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:08,488 ♪ He ain't no drag ♪ 459 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:12,325 ♪ Papa's got a brand-new bag... ♪ 460 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:16,163 So, you're here to honor your contract? 461 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,498 Allen, what's our system? 462 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,333 Have a great show. 463 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,471 (whistling) 464 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,973 Did you dye your beard? 465 00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:29,342 No. 466 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,944 I woke up like this. 467 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,849 And we're on. 468 00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:40,152 Hey, New York City, what's crack-a-lackin'? 469 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:41,854 It's your boy Big Poppa, 470 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,856 still a little crowded up in here 471 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,293 with, uh, Dr. Ivy Reed overstaying her welcome 472 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:50,997 to the party she was not invited to. 473 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,200 You're right, I wasn't invited. 474 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,703 I was begged. "Please come save this show." 475 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,572 And yet, you were available. 476 00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:04,076 Because I had just finished writing my best-selling book. 477 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,680 What's it called, No, Not that Kind of Doctor? 478 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,719 It's called Tiny Head, Tiny Mind. 479 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,555 You're such a hater. 480 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,424 Yeah, and you know what I hate most? 481 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,927 That my idol has become a cantankerous cynic. 482 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,930 Idol? Me? 483 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,898 That's all you heard? 484 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,068 I used to listen to you every morning in college, 485 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:34,073 and back then, you were always so uplifting, positive and fun. 486 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,842 You got me through some really tough times and then, 487 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,912 you got a divorce and you changed into this curmudgeon. 488 00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:43,215 And I refuse to let you go out like that. 489 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,386 So, I'm here to give back some of what you gave me. 490 00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,221 What's that? 491 00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:53,360 Motivation. To fight for what you love. 492 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:58,063 (sniffles, exhales) 493 00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,968 Okay, New York, let's take a call. 494 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:04,304 Poppa's house, what's good in your hood? 495 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:06,072 CALLER: Hey, if I wanted to listen 496 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:07,974 to an old married couple bicker, 497 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,642 I'd talk to my wife. 498 00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:11,678 Play some damn music. 499 00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,646 You got it, my man. 500 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,182 Can I choose the song? No. 501 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,519 ("Respect" by Aretha Franklin playing) 502 00:20:29,662 --> 00:20:31,464 ♪ Your rhymes is wack, though you're cute in the front ♪ 503 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,433 ♪ And you might be stacked ♪ 504 00:20:33,533 --> 00:20:34,734 ♪ But check this out ♪ 505 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,235 ♪ You ain't working with me. ♪ 506 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,170 (laughter) 507 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,840 They do nothing for me. 508 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,476 You just orgasmed. 509 00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,911 Yeah, I finished and I'm done. 510 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,646 I don't want to see it anymore. 511 00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,118 Ah. Ah... 512 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,286 (laughing) 513 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:54,921 Captioning sponsored by CBS 514 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,723 and TOYOTA. 515 00:20:56,823 --> 00:20:59,692 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org