1 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:10,586 [birds chirping] 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,886 [evil laughter] 3 00:00:13,931 --> 00:00:16,521 WOMAN: [British accent] What if you put 10 of 4 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,938 reality television’s most iconi and infamous supervillains 5 00:00:19,978 --> 00:00:22,438 under one roof... 6 00:00:22,481 --> 00:00:24,271 You know me from "The Bachelor." 7 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:25,526 -"The Challenge." -"Survivor." 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,527 -"Vanderpump Rules." -"Flavor of Love." 9 00:00:27,569 --> 00:00:28,949 Google me. 10 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:31,237 ...where they must outsmart... 11 00:00:31,281 --> 00:00:33,621 [distorted voice] 12 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,289 Out-manipulate... 13 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,947 I didn’t ----ing write... 14 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:38,955 Hello! 15 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,787 Who wrote this note?! 16 00:00:40,832 --> 00:00:42,632 ...and out-scheme each other... 17 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:45,628 I don’t mind putting him up, but will you guys have my back? 18 00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,261 Aah! 19 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,127 ...through a series of challenges. 20 00:00:49,174 --> 00:00:50,634 Guys, this is harder than what I thought. 21 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:52,636 I’m out for 200 grand. I need the money, 22 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:54,048 so this is war. 23 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,596 -It’s raining balls! -[cheering] 24 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,099 I consider myself the greatest villain 25 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:58,640 in the history of reality television. 26 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,444 -Aah! Sorry! -What are you doing, bro?! 27 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,637 You know exactly what you’re doing, man. 28 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:02,897 -I did not! -Did you sabotage? 29 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,228 I did not. 30 00:01:04,273 --> 00:01:06,573 Oh, yeah, I-I sabotaged. 31 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,318 If something’s fallin’, give it a push. 32 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:11,911 -[laughs] -Oh! Oh! 33 00:01:11,947 --> 00:01:13,487 I’m out! Now I’m going home. 34 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,452 I’m going to [bleep] him up! 35 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,162 Bobby! 36 00:01:17,202 --> 00:01:19,412 They must stave off elimination... 37 00:01:19,454 --> 00:01:22,674 You going down before I do, you amphibian mother----er. 38 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:26,668 ...in order to win a $200,000 cash prize... 39 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:29,762 -You’re a brainless little pawn! -[bleep] you! 40 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,928 You’re a ----ing slithery, slimy snake. 41 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:35,257 ...and the title of America’s ultimate supervillain 42 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:37,014 I don’t stab in the back. 43 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,095 -What the [bleep] you call this? -I stab in the front. 44 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:40,931 Bitch, I’m scared. 45 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:43,016 [evil laughter] 46 00:01:43,061 --> 00:01:46,111 [bell tolling] 47 00:01:46,148 --> 00:01:51,608 ♪ 48 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,203 Coming in hot. 49 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:58,028 ♪ 50 00:01:58,076 --> 00:02:00,866 -Whoo! Sorry. Let me start over. -[music winds down] 51 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:04,622 You may remember me-- Sorry, that didn’t feel natural. 52 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:06,706 ♪ 53 00:02:06,752 --> 00:02:10,212 [conch shell blows] 54 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:12,465 -Is that the money shot? -CREW: Money shot. 55 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,877 People describe me as 56 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:16,295 the greatest reality television bad guy of all time. 57 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,685 When "Survivor" aired, 58 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:20,311 30 million people knew the name "Jonny Fairplay." 59 00:02:20,349 --> 00:02:22,809 I’m famous for the dead grandma lie. 60 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:28,151 My grandmother’s sitting at home 61 00:02:28,190 --> 00:02:30,020 watching "Jerry Springer" right now. 62 00:02:30,067 --> 00:02:31,727 Wow, what a crib. 63 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,237 ♪ 64 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:36,358 Not a bad spread. 65 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,316 I mean, who doesn’t like a beautiful chandelier? 66 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:40,737 Hey, we got a pool. 67 00:02:40,786 --> 00:02:44,076 Okay. Three to a room. 68 00:02:44,122 --> 00:02:47,082 Two to a room. 69 00:02:47,125 --> 00:02:48,415 One, two, three. 70 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:50,170 We’re up to eight. 71 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:51,592 And one, two. 72 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:55,180 It looks like 10 is the magic number. 73 00:02:55,217 --> 00:02:58,927 ♪ 74 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,930 Am I first? Oh, they saved the best for first. 75 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,773 This is great! 76 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:06,519 I didn’t expect to be the first one in, but thank you. 77 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:09,231 I feel like that’s the sweetest love letter 78 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:12,782 I’ve ever gotten from reality television. 79 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:16,908 First in means you’re number one...in my mind. 80 00:03:19,116 --> 00:03:21,446 ♪ 81 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,413 Ooh, someone’s coming. 82 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:25,623 ♪ 83 00:03:25,664 --> 00:03:26,924 My first victim. 84 00:03:26,957 --> 00:03:31,877 ♪ 85 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:36,420 [singsongy] The original HBIC is here, bitches. 86 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:40,756 ♪ 87 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:43,604 -Well, hello. -Well, hello to you. 88 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:45,640 If I had to guess someone that would be here, 89 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,274 New York would be at the top of my list. 90 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,650 All of my friends that know me 91 00:03:48,687 --> 00:03:50,097 tell me that I remind them of Beyoncé. 92 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,897 Beyoncé?! Beyoncé?! 93 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,730 You know who you really look like? 94 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:55,935 You ----ing look like Luther Vandross. 95 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:58,486 [hysterical laughter] 96 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:01,990 I’ve never been one for labels other than skinny. 97 00:04:02,033 --> 00:04:03,243 You can call me that. 98 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:05,085 But if we’re talking villains, 99 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,620 who are you gonna get that’s gonna be able to go 100 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:08,833 toe to toe with Tiffany "New York" Pollard? 101 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:10,124 Jonny Fairplay. 102 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,247 Jonny, New York is in the mother----ing house. 103 00:04:12,294 --> 00:04:13,504 What’s up, New York? 104 00:04:13,545 --> 00:04:15,635 -You look beautiful. -I know I do. 105 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:19,432 Jonny Fairplay seems very, very friendly. 106 00:04:19,468 --> 00:04:22,178 He knows who I am. I’m not surprised by that. 107 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,850 How long you been here, Jonny? 108 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,769 Uh, a few minutes. I took the tour. 109 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,847 I did not. I didn’t know who he was. 110 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:29,944 Okay. 111 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:39,858 ♪ 112 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:42,455 [zips loudly] 113 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:43,871 To villains. 114 00:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,999 -To villains and to alliances. -Oh, I like it. 115 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,657 ♪ 116 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,035 Oh, I know this guy. [laughs] 117 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:57,713 ♪ 118 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:58,836 I love your nails. I was gonna get 119 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:00,302 the same thing done, but I didn’t. 120 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,552 -[laughs] -What’s up, man? 121 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:03,143 -What’s up, man? -Good to meet you, man. 122 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:05,808 Johnny Bananas is the second most famous Jonny 123 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,467 in the history of reality television. 124 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:09,886 -Big Banana or Johnny Bananas? -I’ve never been 125 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,735 called "Big Banana" before. -Good. 126 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:16,150 I’ve done 21 seasons of MTV’s "The Challenge." 127 00:05:16,191 --> 00:05:18,481 ♪ 128 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:21,027 -There you go, Johnny! -[cheering] 129 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,411 You got this! 130 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,907 I’m known for being mischievous, a pot stirrer, 131 00:05:25,951 --> 00:05:27,741 an antagonist. 132 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:29,826 This is pretty dope with the ----ing spaceman. 133 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:31,831 -Yeah. -It’s gonna be me right here. 134 00:05:31,873 --> 00:05:34,003 ♪ 135 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:38,212 It could either go very well, or I could go down in flames. 136 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:39,515 Banana flambé. 137 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,338 [singsongy] Here we go. 138 00:05:41,383 --> 00:05:42,593 NEW YORK: Uh-oh. 139 00:05:42,634 --> 00:05:44,514 Well, well, well. 140 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:46,013 -JONNY: Hello! -NEW YORK: Cool! 141 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,354 It’s like a flock of doves fly into the house. 142 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:50,430 [wings flapping] 143 00:05:50,475 --> 00:05:52,845 [sexy music playing] 144 00:05:52,894 --> 00:06:04,074 ♪ 145 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,784 -Welcome. -Hi! 146 00:06:05,824 --> 00:06:07,914 -NEW YORK: How you doing? -Good. How are you? 147 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,081 -And you are? -I’m Corinne. 148 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,870 You know me from "The Bachelor." 149 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:17,543 ♪ 150 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:20,756 No one liked me in the beginning ’cause 151 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,627 I was the first to kiss him in the house. 152 00:06:22,674 --> 00:06:23,974 I mean, I go after what I want. 153 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:26,639 Excuse me, sir. Can you get my bag? 154 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,138 Yeah, I would love to. 155 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:30,389 What the hell did you pack in here, rocks? 156 00:06:30,432 --> 00:06:31,432 [Corinne laughs] 157 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:36,774 ♪ 158 00:06:36,813 --> 00:06:37,983 Mmm. 159 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,733 [indistinct conversations in distance] 160 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:43,494 My...type of place. 161 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,738 ♪ 162 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,120 -[thunderclap] -[laughs] 163 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:50,908 This is quite fitting for a villain like me. I like it. 164 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,832 If I had to compare myself to a villain, 165 00:06:52,871 --> 00:06:54,581 it would be Maleficent. 166 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:56,793 Something about that purple eyeshadow, 167 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,673 the wet black looks and latex 168 00:06:58,710 --> 00:07:00,840 that really just speaks to my Scorpio soul. 169 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:03,799 You wanna sleep in a room with Johnny Bananas? 170 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,010 I know, but I kinda wanna sleep in the room with you, too. 171 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:10,181 The color of this room is gonna make me happy when I wake up. 172 00:07:10,221 --> 00:07:12,431 Your name ain’t Caramel, right? I’m sorry. 173 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:14,604 -[laughs] -All right... 174 00:07:14,643 --> 00:07:16,443 -It’s Corinne. -Yoo-hoo! 175 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:19,608 Who are these people? 176 00:07:19,648 --> 00:07:21,438 -These stairs. -Wait. Whose bag is that? 177 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:22,443 -Hi. -Oh! 178 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:25,994 -Oh, my God! -There she is! 179 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:27,529 -Wait a minute! -Bobby! 180 00:07:27,572 --> 00:07:30,372 -Bobby, wait a minute now! -New York?! 181 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:33,288 I cannot believe I’m meeting one of my idols right now. 182 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:34,868 Like, what?! 183 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,713 -Is this for real right now? -Yeah, yeah, we doing this. 184 00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:39,498 She doesn’t take any sh--. New York is an OG. 185 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,132 I’m familiar with you. 186 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,669 I’m just misunderstood. 187 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,512 Everyone’s gonna come here with that goddamn line. 188 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:46,127 -Listen-- -"Misunderstood." 189 00:07:46,174 --> 00:07:47,724 We’re all here for a reason, bro, all right? 190 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:49,179 -Well, listen-- -You can’t make an omelet 191 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,009 without breaking a few ----ing eggs, right? So... 192 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,184 Ohh! 193 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:54,022 Well, no, listen, I’m-a be flat out honest. 194 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:56,977 I am a villain, but...I’m a fun villain. 195 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,058 -Yeah. -You know what I’m saying? 196 00:07:58,103 --> 00:07:59,733 -Yes, you are fun. -We got to own it. 197 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:04,321 I say everything that a person is thinking, 198 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,859 and I’m always finding myself in sticky situations. 199 00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,573 -[singsongy] Extra, extra... -What the [bleep] extra [bleep]? 200 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,703 Read all about it! 201 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,740 ’Cause you do the same-- You do the same thing, like-- 202 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:14,334 [bleep]! Get the [bleep] outta here! 203 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:17,329 I’m very opinionated, and I’m not afraid to speak my truth. 204 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:19,252 Let’s just cut the sh--. We’re all here for one purpose. 205 00:08:19,290 --> 00:08:20,670 -Okay. -What’s that? 206 00:08:20,709 --> 00:08:21,999 -The money. -[cash register bell dings] 207 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:25,003 [doorbell rings] 208 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:26,876 Oh, sh--! 209 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,513 Oh, not you! Unh-unh! Get out! 210 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:31,511 No, I don’t want him in here! 211 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:36,603 ♪ 212 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:39,351 Oh, no. Anybody but this man. 213 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:41,024 [laughs] 214 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:45,732 When I say that this man is the male version of myself, 215 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,185 I’m lying. He’s worse! 216 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,856 You are so mean! 217 00:08:49,904 --> 00:08:52,534 -Introduce yourself. -Come on, come on. 218 00:08:52,574 --> 00:08:53,454 Do you like working out? 219 00:08:53,491 --> 00:08:55,411 Yeah. Not a huge fan. 220 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,582 -Really? -Yeah. 221 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,289 I get along best with individuals 222 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,909 that do work out. 223 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:02,786 Do you like being on a guy’s shoulders? 224 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,634 You’re up for the challenge? You can pick me up. 225 00:09:04,669 --> 00:09:06,709 Yeah. Will I have trouble picking you up? 226 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,215 ♪ 227 00:09:08,256 --> 00:09:09,586 He is so mean. 228 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,132 Bitch, he better not be mean to me. 229 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:14,136 ♪ 230 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:14,929 Do it, do it. 231 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:18,221 -All right, boys. -Cheers. 232 00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:19,926 -Hi! -Hello. 233 00:09:19,976 --> 00:09:21,726 -Welcome. -Tanisha. Nice to meet you. 234 00:09:21,770 --> 00:09:23,440 You’re "Bad Girls Club"? 235 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,980 Yeah, yeah, yeah, a long time ago. 236 00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:29,243 ♪ 237 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:30,647 I don’t really need no introduction, 238 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:31,985 but I’ll give it to ’em, sh--. 239 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,660 They know who I am. They know me. 240 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:36,238 [chanting] ♪ I didn’t get no ----ing sleep ’cause of y’all ♪ 241 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:38,744 ♪ Y’all not gon’ get no sleep ’cause of me ♪ 242 00:09:38,787 --> 00:09:40,157 I have no idea what’s ahead, 243 00:09:40,205 --> 00:09:42,505 but in the words of Denzel Washington, 244 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:44,500 oh, I’m leaving with something. 245 00:09:44,542 --> 00:09:45,752 -And you were on... -"Survivor." 246 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,344 -"Survivor." Ooh! -Long, long, long time ago. 247 00:09:47,378 --> 00:09:50,168 Who’s that making all this noise in my goddamn house? 248 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:54,015 BOTH: Ohh! 249 00:09:54,052 --> 00:09:58,142 -Holy sh--. Not Tanisha. -Bobby! 250 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,521 I know Bobby from "Love & Hip Hop" 251 00:10:00,558 --> 00:10:01,848 and following him on Instagram. 252 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,103 [cat meows] 253 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,694 I don’t know what’s gon’ happen! [laughs] 254 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,610 ♪ 255 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:08,769 Ooh, here come another villain! 256 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,437 -Oh, sh--! -Who’s that? 257 00:10:10,485 --> 00:10:11,865 ♪ 258 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,533 -Hi! -What’s up? 259 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,281 Everyone, make it really awkward! 260 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,623 [cheering] 261 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:20,698 ♪ 262 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:23,035 -I need a drink. -Yeah, Jax. 263 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,461 -Jax. -How you doing? 264 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:26,209 Hi, I’m Jax Taylor, and I’m happy to be here. 265 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,461 -"Vanderpump Rules"? -Yes. 266 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,632 Is that--okay. 267 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:30,841 -This man that just walked in? -Mm-hmm. 268 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,970 -No, for real? -I’ll tell you later. 269 00:10:33,007 --> 00:10:34,547 I’m known as a villain because I did 270 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:39,892 a lot of pretty messed up, douchey things in my past. 271 00:10:39,931 --> 00:10:41,641 -Go-- -Be a good boy, old man. 272 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,983 I’m about to drop my ----ing fist in your ----ing face. 273 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:46,688 I look back on that person that I used to be, 274 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,979 and I don’t want anything to do with him. 275 00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:50,193 You drink champagne, or you like real liquor? 276 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,443 I’m just drinking anything that has alcohol. 277 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,654 -I’ll have a glass of alcohol. -No, no. [bleep] 278 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:54,324 It’s extremely important to win the money. 279 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,912 I have a family. I have a kid to put through school. 280 00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,368 Who knew being bad was-- was gonna pay off? 281 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:07,250 ♪ 282 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,832 -Oh! -Hey! 283 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,537 Come on in. 284 00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:13,547 ♪ 285 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,260 Wait a minute. Is that-- 286 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,590 -Yo, from, uh, "90 Day Fiancé"! -Yeah. 287 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,426 I want to win this money, and if you know anything about me... 288 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:24,062 Bring me my red bag with my makeup! 289 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:25,940 ...you know it’s gonna happen. [laughs] 290 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:27,767 -Hell, yeah! What’s up?! -Oh! 291 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,192 -Yeah! Hell, yeah! -I called it. 292 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,360 Just when I thought there could not be 293 00:11:31,399 --> 00:11:34,279 any more forbidden fruit in this house... 294 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,399 ♪ 295 00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:39,075 [sexy music playing] 296 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:42,365 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 297 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,790 If you were to love at first sight, I believe in it. 298 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:48,709 ♪ 299 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:53,880 [music winds down] 300 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:56,799 [crow cawing] 301 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,221 ♪ 302 00:11:58,259 --> 00:11:59,799 We’ve been in the house five minutes, 303 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,724 and I’ve already fallen in love twice. 304 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,063 I’m an ass and feet person. 305 00:12:03,097 --> 00:12:05,427 -My God, you will love my toes. -Oh. 306 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,735 Maybe three times. 307 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,388 Oh, my God. Listen, my goal 308 00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,096 was not to come here and turn and turn straight men gay. 309 00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:12,726 -My goal-- -Too late! 310 00:12:12,774 --> 00:12:14,574 -You wanna go see the rooms? -Yes. 311 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,939 ♪ 312 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,565 I’m just happy there’s a bathroom. 313 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:20,113 ♪ 314 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:21,656 We can do, like, half-half, yeah. 315 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,829 -Boom. Right? High five. -Okay, high five. 316 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,118 [suspenseful music plays] 317 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:28,002 Is that our last guest? 318 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:29,169 -Oh, boy. -Over here. 319 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:32,587 ♪ 320 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:34,627 -Is the last person here? -Last person, yeah. 321 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:42,931 ♪ 322 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,351 -That’s Omarosa. -No, it’s not. 323 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:45,769 -No, it’s not. -That is Omarosa. 324 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,967 ♪ 325 00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,346 Omarosa’s coming. 326 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:58,443 ♪ 327 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:04,026 ♪ 328 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,535 [singsongy] Hello? 329 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:06,696 [voice echoing] Hello? 330 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:07,874 Hello? 331 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,497 Hello? 332 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:14,037 ♪ 333 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:17,555 Hey. Is there somebody new in here? 334 00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,508 -Hi. -Hi. 335 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,258 Why is everybody so scared of you? 336 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,260 -Of me? -Yeah. 337 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,392 -What’s your name? -I’m Shake. 338 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,048 Hi, Shake. I’m Omarosa. 339 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:26,716 "Amarosa." That’s what they all said. 340 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,564 -It’s Omarosa. -Omarosa. 341 00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,059 With an "O." 342 00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:32,691 Hi. 343 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,149 Come through, eyebrows. 344 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:38,228 That’s the first thing you notice on me? Not my pumps? 345 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:41,696 -Jonny! -Girl! 346 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,278 Oh, my God. 347 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,914 -We started together. -We did. 348 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,540 We--We created this villain sh--. 349 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,617 [laughs] 350 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,581 ♪ 351 00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:53,371 CORINNE: [gasps] It’s someone new! 352 00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:56,456 -Hi! What’s your name? -Nice to meet you. 353 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:59,092 Um, Google. It’ll help you. 354 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:00,260 -Ohh! -With--with that being said, 355 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:01,968 let me go, uh, I just gotta-- 356 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,048 There’s some libations and snacks. 357 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,893 What...the [bleep]? 358 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:08,099 I’m sorry, what? 359 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,219 Things over here in the corner that... 360 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,465 So, let’s finish talking. 361 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:11,926 Omarosa’s Omarosa. [laughs] 362 00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,436 Omarosa don’t change. 363 00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,058 Oh, I don’t know. I’m kinda scared now. 364 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,265 Oh, my God. 365 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,325 -Wait, I’m sorry. What? -Hi. 366 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,610 So...did you remember what we talked about? 367 00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,953 -Is this a joke? -So, have you sized up... 368 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,569 the situation? Do you know-- 369 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,906 Um, excuse me, ma’am. Are you, like... 370 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,491 Hi. I’m having a conversation. 371 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,116 Yes, and I introduced myself to you. 372 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,213 This is Corinne. This is Corinne. 373 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,497 She’s a nice girl. She’s a nice girl. 374 00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,130 She’s nice, but I wanna talk business. 375 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:37,457 Oh, sh--. 376 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,802 I have a lot of experience in this space. 377 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:44,257 Mind games are essential to establishing your dominance. 378 00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,680 -May the games begin. -Great. That’s so fun. 379 00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,969 I’ll take a pickle. Pickle--a baby pick-- 380 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,434 -A mini pickle. A--A-- -You know what I call that? 381 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,485 I call that trying way too ----ing hard. 382 00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:55,599 Oh, sh--. 383 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,115 So, have a great ----ing day, bitch. 384 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:02,477 ♪ 385 00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,987 I’ve been here five minutes, and there’s already fighting. 386 00:15:05,029 --> 00:15:08,319 Being around women that are this intimidating is scary. 387 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,826 I am literally petrified. 388 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:13,157 I mean... [laughs] Love it. 389 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,624 [crying] 390 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,344 -Okay. -Can we work together? 391 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,628 Are you gonna, like, stab me in the back? 392 00:15:22,672 --> 00:15:25,472 I’m making you an offer that you shouldn’t refuse 393 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,338 to work with two legends. 394 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:29,185 ♪ 395 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:32,390 You know...give me the next few hours. 396 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,062 It all feels a little too good to be true right now. 397 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,061 It’s almost as if they have something very sinister planned. 398 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:42,195 -Okay. -Just wanted to say hi. 399 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,153 Oh, my God. You’re gorgeous! Bring it in. 400 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,652 -Aw. -What’s your name? 401 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,824 -Anafisa. -Hi. Nice to meet you. 402 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,203 -Sit down and be friends. -I thought they were lying. 403 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:51,491 -Ah! [laughs] -Well, well, well, 404 00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,704 it’s a pleasure to finally meet you. 405 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:55,334 -How are you? -How are you? [kisses] 406 00:15:55,371 --> 00:16:00,001 You have the absolute most iconic...queen 407 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:05,552 of reality television villainy, Omarosa, in all of her glory. 408 00:16:05,590 --> 00:16:06,720 Haven’t you done this, like, a million times? 409 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,217 -No. -Didn’t the last time 410 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,219 you competed, you competed with a girl. 411 00:16:10,261 --> 00:16:12,261 -And I took her money. -And they gave you a choice... 412 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,565 -Yes. -...to split it. 413 00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:14,968 Now they won the money together. 414 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:19,016 I need to, uh, look after myself and invest in my future. 415 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,231 So, I’m gonna go ahead and, uh, take the money and run, T.J. 416 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,613 [crying] 417 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,900 -You guys are roomies. -Perfect. 418 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:28,203 You’re in the terra cotta room. We know that. 419 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,357 I think me, too. 420 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,565 -Aw. -Okay. 421 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:33,125 Jax--huge threat. Physical threat, 422 00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:36,749 but also, I’m not too crazy about having a male roommate, 423 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:39,287 so I’m already thinking of how can I get rid of him? 424 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,132 Is that mean? 425 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,787 [laughs] 426 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,035 ♪ 427 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,246 Omarosa did somethin’ to her. 428 00:16:45,296 --> 00:16:47,256 -Please. -Oh, my God. 429 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:49,758 You don’t feel the "B" word, do you? Bully? 430 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,390 -[crying] -Because the New York in me 431 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,547 would say why is my roommate crying? 432 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,466 I don’t walk past nobody. 433 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:59,386 I definitely know Omarosa from "The Apprentice." 434 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:02,475 Do not rub her the wrong way because 435 00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:07,232 we’ve all seen her in action, and she is crazy. 436 00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,486 ♪ 437 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,609 Wow, dude. This is sick. 438 00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,277 Is this how the other shows you’ve been on were like? 439 00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,165 Was there, like, a house that you guys were all chilling in? 440 00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,792 Uh, yeah-ish. 441 00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,958 ♪ 442 00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,747 So, tell me where you’re from. Forgive me. I haven’t-- 443 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,212 I don’t know what show you’re from. 444 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,632 Uh, yeah. [laughs] It’s fine. I was on "90 Day Fiancé." 445 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,261 Why would they call you a villain? 446 00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:29,587 I was called the gold digger. 447 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,472 So, the retail on this is $300,000. 448 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,601 If he proposed to me with some cheap ring, 449 00:17:35,638 --> 00:17:37,968 I think I’m not gonna marry him. 450 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,095 If I was a gold digger, would I be here? 451 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,352 I would probably be married to some rich dude, 452 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,615 so if you’re a young and pretty girl, 453 00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,817 that’s just--this label just gets put on you. 454 00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,437 Are there people who give you good vibes who you like? 455 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,145 -You. [laughs] -Oh. [laughs] 456 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,775 I prefer to keep to myself, 457 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,872 but being nice is a part of my strategy. 458 00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:57,487 -Omarosa. -Oh, my God, Tiffany. 459 00:17:57,535 --> 00:18:00,125 Have you met my roommate, the big A? 460 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,502 -Yes, woman. -Yes. 461 00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,329 -Can I tell you who she is? -No. 462 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:04,674 I’m gonna tell the story. 463 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,629 She was the first Black woman that I know 464 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,169 that had a dating show. -Yeah. Yeah. 465 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,713 -Is there anyone else? -No. 466 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,466 Omarosa knows how to greet an HBIC. 467 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:16,140 I do have to tell you something. 468 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,468 -What did I do? -Corinne. 469 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,524 -Who is that? -That’s my roommate. 470 00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,978 Okay, but you bonded with her? 471 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:26,021 People weaponize tears to make you appear to be the bully. 472 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:30,573 Corinne is duplicitous and dangerous. 473 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,360 Never seen somebody come upstairs so quick crying. 474 00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:34,663 -Yeah, but let it out. -[crying] 475 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,370 The first to cry is the first to fry. 476 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:43,541 You know the rules of reality TV. 477 00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,371 She gotta go. 478 00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:47,206 [sighs] 479 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:48,841 ♪ 480 00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:52,918 -Welcome to "House of Villains." -[cheering] 481 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,715 The winner of the Battle Royale will be named 482 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,850 the Supervillain of the Week and get to select 483 00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,058 the three people that will be on the Hit List. 484 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,058 One of them will go home. 485 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:06,350 ♪ 486 00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,435 Villains! 487 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,570 Here...we...go! 488 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,277 -Jax! Get in there! -[grunts] 489 00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:12,777 I’m here to win. I’m out for 200 grand. 490 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:13,898 [grunts] 491 00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,072 [cackles] 492 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:24,162 ♪ 493 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,335 All right, so what happened? All right. 494 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,294 She says, "You know what I like to call that? 495 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,384 Trying too ----ing hard, bitch!" 496 00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:31,799 And she walks up, and she goes up the stairs. 497 00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,797 -Shut up. -Am I lying? 498 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,208 -Whoa. -[laughter] 499 00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,716 We’re just re-enacting everything. 500 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:36,928 Oh, we’re recreating. 501 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,547 We’re re-enacting, ’cause we weren’t here. 502 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,104 ’Cause it was, you know, it was her. It was-- 503 00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,637 I’m fine. Everything’s fine. 504 00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:45,477 -I’m mostly a mama now. -I know that’s right. 505 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,768 Once I had my son, I was done with everything. 506 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:50,902 There is $200,000 on the line, and you guys know 507 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,730 I came here to win, so I’m gonna battle it out 508 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,776 so that I could take care of my family, my son. 509 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,150 Yes, baby. Yeah. 510 00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:00,617 ...we can’t let it be known today that we have one. 511 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:02,118 -No, no, no, no, no. -You get what I’m sayin’? 512 00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:03,489 -Of course. -No, no, no. 513 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,696 -Yeah. -Us three are like 514 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,655 a really good, like-- -I like our vibe. 515 00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,165 Yeah. 516 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:10,826 [crow cawing] 517 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,126 ♪ 518 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:15,551 [horse whinnies] 519 00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,419 ♪ 520 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,176 WOMAN: [over loudspeaker] Good afternoon, villains. 521 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,178 -Wha...? -Who’s that? 522 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,560 I am E.V.A., and I will be helping you on this journey. 523 00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:25,267 Hi! 524 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,017 Please report to the backyard for an important announcement. 525 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:29,850 Okay! 526 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,395 Here we go. 527 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,440 -Oh! I know this guy! -I’m glad it’s you. 528 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,983 -Yes. -I’m glad it’s you. 529 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:40,106 Oh, it’s him! It’s Carson Daly! It’s Carson. Isn’t it-- 530 00:20:40,156 --> 00:20:42,196 -Isn’t his name Carson Daly? -Oh, sh--. 531 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,831 Come on out, guys. Come on out. 532 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,738 -Our host is out here, y’all. -How are ya? 533 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,946 -Nice. -Jax. 534 00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:47,996 I don’t know if you’re allowed to touch me. 535 00:20:48,038 --> 00:20:50,038 -That’s okay. -Oh, my God! 536 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,712 Isn’t he, like, a comedian? 537 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,791 Are they supposed to stand over here? I don’t even know. 538 00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,175 -Good to see you! -It’s been a while. 539 00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,501 -Guys, look at this. -Oh, you look good. 540 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:56,756 Do you think I’m gonna stay in this-- 541 00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,127 No, I’m not staying in this house. I’m just-- 542 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,224 -Wait, what’s your name? -I’m hosting. 543 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,429 -Hi. Corinne. -Hi, Corinne. Joel. 544 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:02,799 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 545 00:21:02,845 --> 00:21:04,145 Oh, I thought your name was Carson Daly. 546 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,010 -How dare you? -Wait, what’s his name? 547 00:21:06,056 --> 00:21:07,056 -Joel-- -Joel McHale. 548 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,889 -[laughter] -Oh, Joel McHale! 549 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:10,484 -Yeah, yeah! You’re a comedian! -I’m Joel. 550 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,809 Wait, you’re a comedian! Wait, I know--I know you! 551 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,115 I know you. I know you from E!, right? 552 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:15,478 It’s very humiliating to me already. 553 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,694 Isn’t he on E!? Okay. I’m sorry. I said Carson Daly. 554 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,115 Wow, I’m an idiot. 555 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,363 I’m gonna stand here. You guys can’t compliment me. 556 00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,445 I’m just glad you’re not Nick Lachey! 557 00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:25,661 Can I put my shoes back on? 558 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:27,791 I see that I’ve already lost control. 559 00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:29,448 -Forward. Step forward. -Get forward, guys. 560 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,747 -Come forward. -Wait. Wait, wait. 561 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:32,541 Well, here we go, guys. 562 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,133 [beep, projector whirring] 563 00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,128 Hello, everyone. How’s it going? 564 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,960 -Hey! -[cheering] 565 00:21:38,005 --> 00:21:39,455 Welcome to "House of Villains." The whole shoot... 566 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:41,547 -Wait for the jet. -Hey. 567 00:21:41,592 --> 00:21:43,552 -[jet roaring overhead] -[beep, projector whirring] 568 00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,264 Guys, as you know, on "The Soup," 569 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:46,644 -I made fun of a lot of-- -[laughs] 570 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:48,270 That’s actually a hard punch, dude. Damn. 571 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,807 -Okay, here we go. -[beep, projector whirring] 572 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,890 We have to say these rules because the-- 573 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:54,476 Huh? you have to stand outside for another 20 minutes. 574 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,482 I know it’s cold, guys. Give us--we’re almost there. 575 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:58,944 Can we have a cigar while we’re waiting? 576 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,694 [beeping, projector whirring] 577 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,946 I guarantee this one, this job--Go ahead, Matt. 578 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,869 I’m done, y’all. I’m serious. 579 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:08,238 All right, well, guys, this was great. 580 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,995 -[laughter] -We did-- 581 00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,707 -We had our shot. -Yeah. 582 00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,327 [projector whirring] 583 00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:16,464 [engine roars] 584 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:18,132 -Wow. -Wow. 585 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,300 -That’s sick. -Now, that’s an arrival. 586 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,378 -Just what I like. -[laughs] 587 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:21,632 Yes. Hey, boo. 588 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,844 That’s how you make an entrance. [laughs] 589 00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,054 Oh, wow. 590 00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:29,604 [laughter and cheers] 591 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:32,680 Guys, welcome to "House of Villains." 592 00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,226 [cheering] 593 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,480 The new competition show based on the idea, 594 00:22:36,522 --> 00:22:38,572 if one villain is great for ratings, 595 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,647 10 will either get us an Emmy or canceled. 596 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,404 [laughter] 597 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,645 You’ve been brought together because you’re some 598 00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:47,987 of reality TV’s most infamous villains. 599 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,993 You have wreaked havoc as part 600 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:52,825 of the most cutthroat reality shows of all time-- 601 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,162 "Survivor," 602 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:55,456 "The Bachelor," 603 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:56,669 the Trump White House. 604 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,629 -Oh, burn. -He’s...I-- 605 00:22:58,669 --> 00:23:00,839 Watch yourself, Joel. Watch yourself. 606 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,970 Okay, well, I know that some of you don’t feel like villains. 607 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,469 Some of you may think you’ve been misrepresented 608 00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:10,641 by the producers or misunderstood by the audience. 609 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,181 -Either way, we don’t care. -[laughter] 610 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,345 So, go cry to your agent. 611 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:18,694 Yes. That’s right. These people have agents. 612 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:20,571 -[cash register bell dings] -[laughter] 613 00:23:20,608 --> 00:23:23,108 Here, you’ll be presented with Battle Royale challenges 614 00:23:23,152 --> 00:23:26,362 designed to test your ability to do things reality TV villains 615 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,235 are known best to do-- 616 00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:31,542 lie, cheat, backstab, manipulate. 617 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:34,197 The winner of the Battle Royale will be named 618 00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,866 the Supervillain of the Week, 619 00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:38,085 will be immune from the next elimination 620 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,955 and get to select the three people 621 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:41,592 that will be on the Hit List. 622 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:45,049 One of them will go home. 623 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,050 In the end, after we’ve done too many competitions, 624 00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,682 bullsh-- alliances have been made and broken, 625 00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,680 and careers have been destroyed, 626 00:23:51,722 --> 00:23:54,722 one of you will stand victorious as America’s great supervillain 627 00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:59,727 and walk out of here with $200,000 in cash. 628 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,612 [cheering] 629 00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,279 Your first Battle Royale challenge starts shortly. 630 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,238 -Let’s go! -You guys get outta here. 631 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,068 -Bye, Joel. -Okay. 632 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:11,074 E.V.A.: Please get changed, villains. 633 00:24:11,116 --> 00:24:14,826 It’s time to see who amongst yo has the biggest balls. 634 00:24:14,870 --> 00:24:18,370 ♪ 635 00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:22,125 XL? Uh, wrong size, man! 636 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:24,839 Never come out too hot and win the first challenge. 637 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,680 That’s actually how you put a big target on your back. 638 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:30,637 The game that I play, you either die a hero, 639 00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:33,178 or you live long enough to become a villain, 640 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,892 and, um, I plan on living forever. 641 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:40,903 ♪ 642 00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,188 "Jax... [clears throat] Good luck, honey. 643 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:45,982 We love you so much, and we will miss you like crazy. 644 00:24:46,026 --> 00:24:48,856 But kick some villain booty. Cruz has the best daddy ever. 645 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:51,784 Love, love, love you, Brittany and Cruz." 646 00:24:51,824 --> 00:24:53,954 ♪ 647 00:24:53,993 --> 00:24:57,503 This is why I get anxiety. Oh, it’s gonna make me tear up. 648 00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:58,908 I have a really good support system at home. 649 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,616 I have an amazing family. 650 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:01,786 I wanna give my wife a big kiss 651 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,674 and hug my son more than anything. 652 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:06,341 So, for them, I gotta do what we gotta do to win. 653 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:07,920 All right. 654 00:25:07,965 --> 00:25:10,635 Going into this challenge, I’m not sure what to expect. 655 00:25:10,676 --> 00:25:12,006 I don’t watch that much reality TV. 656 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,972 I have no idea what I’m getting myself into. 657 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,564 Challenge time. 658 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:19,848 I’ve definitely never done any competition shows before this, 659 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:23,813 so I’m excited, but I’m even more nervous. [laughs] 660 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:28,526 [fanfare playing, crowd cheering] 661 00:25:28,569 --> 00:25:30,649 -They have the faces on there. -That’s funny. 662 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,906 -[laughs] -That’s so cool. 663 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:35,408 ♪ 664 00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,331 Yeah! 665 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,209 Let’s go, baby! 666 00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,117 -All right. -Go do it. 667 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:44,505 Aah! 668 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,043 -[laughter] -Oh, sh--. 669 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:47,166 -Wait. I didn’t-- -Whoo! 670 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:50,222 -Nailed it. -Oh, my God. 671 00:25:50,257 --> 00:25:51,967 -Line it up. -Here we go. 672 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:54,639 There’s a football field. [scoffs] Good. 673 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,928 There’s huge plastic balls. Awesome. 674 00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:58,972 I’m a competitive guy, a strong guy. 675 00:25:59,016 --> 00:26:01,266 How can I possibly lose this? Look at me. 676 00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:03,480 [growling] 677 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,940 -Look at the rest of the cast. -[music distorts and winds down 678 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,321 Guys, just group hug until you warm up. 679 00:26:08,358 --> 00:26:09,778 -Oh. -I’m kidding. I’m kidding. 680 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,028 Stop touching each other. You’re villains. 681 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:16,116 ♪ 682 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:21,536 ♪ 683 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:25,080 Welcome to your first Battle Royale challenge. 684 00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,835 [cheering] 685 00:26:26,877 --> 00:26:30,417 These challenges are designed to test your villainous ways, 686 00:26:30,464 --> 00:26:35,844 and the winner will be declared the Supervillain of the Week. 687 00:26:35,886 --> 00:26:36,796 [cheering] 688 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,385 -Yeah! -Yeah! 689 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:42,230 Whoever wins this challenge is safe from elimination. 690 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:45,347 -They also get a luxury reward. -Oh. 691 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,355 You’ll be able to bring two other villains with you 692 00:26:47,397 --> 00:26:51,277 on your reward to make alliances and stuff. 693 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:53,778 The supervillain also gets to place three people 694 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:55,531 on the Hit List. 695 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:59,082 Those are the only villains who will be up for elimination. 696 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,698 And the Hit List-- of those three people, 697 00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:02,874 one of them will go home, 698 00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:07,043 and they will not be able to take home $200,000. 699 00:27:07,084 --> 00:27:08,634 Okay, are you ready 700 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,299 for your first Battle Royale challenge? 701 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:12,628 -Yes! -[cheering] 702 00:27:12,673 --> 00:27:15,053 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 703 00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,512 Balls Out. 704 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,722 [laughter] 705 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,222 And no, it’s not what you’re thinking. 706 00:27:21,265 --> 00:27:22,435 Here’s how it works. 707 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:25,194 In the arena are a bunch of giant balls. 708 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:28,017 Each ball has one of your faces on it. 709 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:29,693 That is your ball. 710 00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:32,071 On "go," you’ll race to push your opponent’s balls 711 00:27:32,109 --> 00:27:34,649 out of the arena... 712 00:27:34,695 --> 00:27:37,915 while making sure your own ball stays inside. 713 00:27:37,948 --> 00:27:40,028 If your ball is pushed out, 714 00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,525 you’re eliminated from the challenge. 715 00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,577 Now, that doesn’t mean you’re done, though, 716 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:46,920 because you can still help push out other balls. 717 00:27:46,957 --> 00:27:48,417 The villain whose ball is 718 00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,588 the last one remaining in the arena wins the challenge. 719 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:54,338 And just to say it a few more times, balls, balls, 720 00:27:54,381 --> 00:27:57,221 balls, balls, balls, balls. -[laughter] 721 00:27:57,259 --> 00:27:59,299 -Great. It’s out of my system. -[laughter] 722 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:01,724 Balls. Damn it. Okay. 723 00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:02,813 [laughter] 724 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,388 I’ve never won a reality show before. 725 00:28:05,434 --> 00:28:07,814 This could be the time that I actually win, 726 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:11,233 so I’m gonna do whatever I have to do to win this challenge. 727 00:28:11,273 --> 00:28:13,733 You will have two minutes to make alliances, 728 00:28:13,775 --> 00:28:15,645 make friendships, make enemies. 729 00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,534 I’m still talking, and I’ll stop right now. Go! 730 00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:21,072 You know what we have to do. We’re gonna get our balls. 731 00:28:21,116 --> 00:28:22,446 -Okay. -Okay. Which corner? 732 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:23,542 -Which corner? -We’re gonna get our balls, 733 00:28:23,577 --> 00:28:25,247 and we’re gonna put it into a corner. 734 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:26,537 Today’s challenge offers some strategy, 735 00:28:26,580 --> 00:28:28,210 but a lot of physical strength, 736 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:30,958 and I’m seeing not too many people with that much strength 737 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:34,381 the same way Johnny, Jax, and Shake may have. 738 00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:37,801 This may be a very, very close competition. 739 00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,881 Does anyone want to win besides her and Jax? 740 00:28:39,927 --> 00:28:41,177 -Okay. -I wanna win. 741 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,600 I’m not gonna form an alliance. 742 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:46,469 It’s a game. I’m here to win. I’m a competitive person. 743 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:47,766 I’m out for 200 grand. 744 00:28:47,809 --> 00:28:50,059 Is that bad? Is that a bad thing? 745 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,063 You have to be very careful in this challenge because 746 00:28:52,105 --> 00:28:56,225 whose ball you target, uh, is going to say a lot 747 00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,146 about who you’re working with and who you’re working against. 748 00:28:59,196 --> 00:29:01,276 Everybody in position. 749 00:29:01,323 --> 00:29:03,953 Protect your ball and push other balls out. 750 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,412 Man, I don’t know what I signed up for, man. This-- 751 00:29:06,453 --> 00:29:09,503 I’m from the street. This scary. I go, and it’s dark. 752 00:29:09,539 --> 00:29:12,789 Villains! Here...we... 753 00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:15,924 go! Balls Out! [blows whistle] 754 00:29:15,963 --> 00:29:16,923 -Whoo! -Whoo! 755 00:29:16,964 --> 00:29:19,344 Omarosa not moving at all. 756 00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,973 My strategy is to sit back, do nothing, 757 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,220 and watch each player take each other out. 758 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,894 They will go after the bigger threats, 759 00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,273 and I’ll be sitting pretty. 760 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:30,979 ♪ 761 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,189 [grunts] 762 00:29:32,229 --> 00:29:34,359 NEW YORK: Jax! Get him, Jax! Get him! 763 00:29:34,398 --> 00:29:35,978 -Whoa! -There it goes. 764 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:40,284 This is an interesting strategy. Bobby’s not even near his ball. 765 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,030 [grunting] 766 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:45,662 I’m thinking strategy and not egotistically right now. 767 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,701 By me showing the other cast members, 768 00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,535 the ones that I’m forming alliances with, 769 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:54,540 that I’m willing to actually sacrifice my own ball 770 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:56,924 in order to help them, it’s very telling. 771 00:29:56,962 --> 00:29:58,712 Chess, not Checkers, people. Okay? 772 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:01,165 Hey, put my ball in the corner. 773 00:30:01,216 --> 00:30:03,046 Okay. Okay. 774 00:30:03,093 --> 00:30:04,803 Aah! Wait! No! No! 775 00:30:04,845 --> 00:30:06,225 No, you bastard! 776 00:30:06,263 --> 00:30:09,473 Get the [bleep] away from my ball, you son of a bitch! 777 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,976 -JOE: New York is out. -[bleep] you! [bleep] you! 778 00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,728 Her ball is out of the game. 779 00:30:12,769 --> 00:30:14,769 Okay, I see who’s playing the game. 780 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,233 I thought you were Bobby. [laughs] 781 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:17,943 No, you didn’t. 782 00:30:17,983 --> 00:30:19,443 "Oh, New York, I’m sorry. 783 00:30:19,484 --> 00:30:22,244 I thought that you was Bobby Lytes." 784 00:30:22,279 --> 00:30:23,779 -[grunts] -[grunts] 785 00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,412 -[grunts] -Jax! Get him, Jax! 786 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,619 -Get him! -[grunting] 787 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:31,960 As long as Jax is around, I’m going for him first 788 00:30:31,997 --> 00:30:33,617 just because he is one of the more... 789 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,575 big and physical players. 790 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:38,745 JOEL: Jax’s ball has been eliminated by Shake. 791 00:30:38,795 --> 00:30:40,585 I don’t know what I just started with him. 792 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:44,050 I came into this. Jax moving like a bull. 793 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,682 Let’s run through everything, and let’s take the balls out. 794 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:49,640 But, uh, this is not a game where it requires strength. 795 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,851 It requires "strate-gery." 796 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:54,892 I immediately realized I ----ed up. 797 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:55,936 ♪ 798 00:30:55,979 --> 00:30:58,149 JOEL: Oh, boy. Bobby, nicely done. 799 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,280 Good job! Yes! 800 00:31:00,317 --> 00:31:03,147 JOEL: Shake has just been eliminated! 801 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,495 Shake’s ball is out! 802 00:31:04,529 --> 00:31:06,319 It is what it is. 803 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,535 Omarosa still hasn’t moved. 804 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,285 Y’all, I can’t-- I gotta work smarter. 805 00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,537 I can’t work harder. I’m older. 806 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,999 I feel like the smart people know 807 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:17,330 now is not the time to get your hands bloody. 808 00:31:17,376 --> 00:31:20,376 -OMAROSA: Bananas is-- -[grunts] 809 00:31:20,420 --> 00:31:22,800 Oh! Whoa! That was aggressive! 810 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,469 I know, but we gotta finish this. 811 00:31:24,508 --> 00:31:26,508 Jax, I didn’t do anything to you. 812 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:28,091 There are rules in the House of Villains. 813 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:31,466 So, rule number one, if you’re not working with me, 814 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,985 you’re working against me. 815 00:31:34,017 --> 00:31:36,687 No! [bleep]! No! 816 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:40,608 JOEL: Corinne’s ball has been pushed out. 817 00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,939 -Ahh! -JOEL: Bobby’s ball is out. 818 00:31:42,984 --> 00:31:44,154 NEW YORK: Oh, that’s so mean! That’s so mean! 819 00:31:44,194 --> 00:31:47,744 JOEL: Jonny Fairplay is out! 820 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,701 Anfisa’s ball is on the move. 821 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,201 Three against one, and it has been pushed out. 822 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,665 Bobby is exhausted. 823 00:31:54,704 --> 00:31:57,004 Guys, this is harder than what I thought. Way harder. 824 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,330 JOEL: Who’s peeing? 825 00:31:59,376 --> 00:32:00,956 First time in the game Balls Out 826 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,632 where someone did take their balls out 827 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,511 and relieve themselves. 828 00:32:04,548 --> 00:32:07,048 Did you wash your hands, you disgusting animal?! 829 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,682 Hell, no! 830 00:32:08,718 --> 00:32:10,598 Oh, boy. We got three balls left. 831 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:13,887 We got Johnny Bananas, Tanisha, and Omarosa. 832 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:15,182 Move, Tanisha! 833 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,855 -JOEL: Oh, no! Tanisha is out! -[bleep] [bleep]. 834 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,773 Sorry. I just want to finish. 835 00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:20,943 Yo, he think this the Super Bowl, bro. 836 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:22,151 I was ready to go. 837 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:24,820 We are down to Omarosa and Johnny Bananas. 838 00:32:24,860 --> 00:32:27,530 What do you want to do, Omarosa?! 839 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:29,361 Let me have it! You safe! 840 00:32:29,406 --> 00:32:30,696 I don’t know if this is the person 841 00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,450 I want to be in this position with. 842 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:35,832 Omarosa has a reputation for being an opportunist. 843 00:32:35,871 --> 00:32:43,086 ♪ 844 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,916 What do you want to do, Omarosa?! 845 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:46,974 Let me have it! You safe! 846 00:32:47,007 --> 00:32:49,717 Omarosa is the definition 847 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:52,799 of working smarter, not harder, and now it’s just a stalemate. 848 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,716 -If I let you have it... -You safe! You have my word! 849 00:32:54,764 --> 00:32:56,184 I’m not gonna be to one of the three? 850 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,774 You have my word. 851 00:32:57,809 --> 00:33:00,439 I don’t think there’s any bigger opportunity 852 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,859 than to make a deal with me, 853 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,938 only to turn around and throw me to the wolves. 854 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,403 Don’t play me. 855 00:33:06,443 --> 00:33:08,243 Listen, I’ll throw my ball out right now. 856 00:33:08,278 --> 00:33:09,278 -Hug on it? -Yes. 857 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:10,951 -All right. Go. -All right. 858 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,569 I don’t care. Take it, Bobby. 859 00:33:12,616 --> 00:33:15,326 JOEL: And it is out-- Johnny Bananas. 860 00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:17,828 -Omarosa is the winner! -[cheering] 861 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:19,081 You better come through! 862 00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:21,002 JOEL: Wow. Look at that. What a game. 863 00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:24,591 Incredible. Omarosa is our Supervillain of the Week. 864 00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:29,258 She won Balls Out. She will not be eliminated. 865 00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:32,719 You’ll go on your luxury reward tomorrow, 866 00:33:32,761 --> 00:33:35,931 and you will pick two other villains to go with you. 867 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:38,392 After the luxury reward, you will pick the three people 868 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:39,853 that will be on the Hit List. 869 00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:42,313 The three villains on the Hit List will compete. 870 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:44,524 The winner will be taken off the Hit List 871 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:46,574 and is safe from Banishment. 872 00:33:46,608 --> 00:33:48,818 The losers will stay on the Hit List 873 00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:50,900 and will still be up for Banishment. 874 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:54,116 All of you will vote out one of these people. 875 00:33:54,157 --> 00:33:55,487 All right. Get outta here, you kids. 876 00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:57,454 -All right. All right. -Get outta here. Good job. 877 00:33:57,494 --> 00:33:58,954 -Let’s go! -Good job. 878 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:01,785 You can take your ball with you. Everybody, take your ball. 879 00:34:01,831 --> 00:34:06,881 ♪ You know that you’re my deadly sin ♪ 880 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,130 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 881 00:34:09,172 --> 00:34:12,132 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 882 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:14,385 ♪ Your wicked ways ♪ 883 00:34:14,427 --> 00:34:15,847 -Oh, my God. -I know. 884 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,467 I don’t understand why I’m this sore. Like... 885 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:20,435 -You were going ham, dude. -I went a little much, huh? 886 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:22,305 ♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪ 887 00:34:22,352 --> 00:34:25,402 ♪ Your wicked games ♪ 888 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,858 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 889 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,609 ♪ 890 00:34:29,651 --> 00:34:31,031 -Lookit. This is all shoes. -Yeah. 891 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,319 And this is all my supplements. 892 00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:34,952 -Loofah, shampoo. -Yeah. 893 00:34:34,990 --> 00:34:37,120 -Uh, pre-workout. -Okay. 894 00:34:37,158 --> 00:34:39,488 -Uh, big dick pills. -All right. 895 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:41,946 -They haven’t worked yet. -You got me there. All right. 896 00:34:41,997 --> 00:34:44,247 Mnh-mnh. 897 00:34:46,209 --> 00:34:47,419 [whispers] Ahh! 898 00:34:47,460 --> 00:34:48,750 [singsongy] Old school, new school. 899 00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,375 We can breathe. 900 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:53,382 I can’t believe they’re letting the old school stay in the game. 901 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,765 -Do they not know we’re homies? -Apparently not. 902 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,143 Remember you used to sneak out of our house to go to parties? 903 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,469 NEW YORK: Of course. 904 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:00,814 Now I sneak out of parties to go to my house. 905 00:35:00,849 --> 00:35:03,019 -I don’t even show up no more. -I’m that way now. 906 00:35:03,059 --> 00:35:06,399 But in the beginning, I went from working as a bartender. 907 00:35:06,438 --> 00:35:08,058 Now all of a sudden, I got a boatload of money, 908 00:35:08,106 --> 00:35:09,976 and I think I just burned myself to the ground. 909 00:35:10,025 --> 00:35:12,445 But was it a time of your life for you, though? 910 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:13,485 I had the best time of my freaking life. 911 00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:14,698 Yeah. So worth it. 912 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:16,278 I’ve made one mistake in the 10 years. 913 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:18,373 What would that be? You seem so flawless. 914 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:19,528 I was unfaithful to my girlfriend. 915 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:20,786 I ended up marrying the woman, so... 916 00:35:20,827 --> 00:35:22,287 Mm. 917 00:35:22,329 --> 00:35:23,579 You know, I’m not justifying it at all, but I made it-- 918 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,712 Oh, not at all. It’s never justifiable, 919 00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,329 but a man can forget their appendage sometimes. 920 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,916 I’ve cheated on pretty much every girlfriend that I’ve had. 921 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,552 Yeah...I’ve cheated on every girlfriend that I’ve had. 922 00:35:33,590 --> 00:35:35,880 But, uh, it was a learning experience, 923 00:35:35,925 --> 00:35:38,465 and meeting the right girl changed everything for me. 924 00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:39,851 -I need a shower. -Yeah, let’s take a shower. 925 00:35:39,888 --> 00:35:41,388 I got to wait in line behind two girls. 926 00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:42,721 But I’m being a gentleman. 927 00:35:42,766 --> 00:35:45,346 That’s the chivalrous thing to do. 928 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:47,523 Yeah, right? Especially when I got Omarosa picking tomorrow. 929 00:35:47,562 --> 00:35:48,692 -I need to... -Mm-hmm. 930 00:35:48,730 --> 00:35:50,110 Take the longest shower as you want. 931 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:51,228 ♪ 932 00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:52,734 [yawns] 933 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,486 ♪ 934 00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:57,817 [coughs loudly] 935 00:35:57,864 --> 00:36:01,164 [Jax sighs] 936 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,701 ♪ 937 00:36:02,744 --> 00:36:05,454 JAX: Good night, everybody. 938 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:12,297 [loud snoring] 939 00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:18,507 ♪ 940 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,391 How’d you--How’d you sleep? 941 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,428 Besides my roommate snoring his ass off? 942 00:36:22,472 --> 00:36:24,102 [blows nose loudly] 943 00:36:24,140 --> 00:36:26,060 ♪ 944 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,151 SHAKE: Yesterday I enjoyed meeting everyone in the house. 945 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,727 It was just such a chill time. 946 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:33,442 This is the best you could possibly feel, 947 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:36,323 walking into a hostile situation. 948 00:36:36,361 --> 00:36:39,281 Shake, who do you want to go home? 949 00:36:39,322 --> 00:36:41,452 I’ll think about it. Just woke up. 950 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:43,781 Let me have this coffee, and, uh... 951 00:36:43,827 --> 00:36:45,747 You think too long, it might be you. [laughs] 952 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:46,617 Oh, God. 953 00:36:46,663 --> 00:36:50,123 Mmm. I’m getting hungry. 954 00:36:50,166 --> 00:36:51,746 I wonder what we have downstairs. 955 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:55,963 Oh, I can make grilled cheese. 956 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:59,175 Did you see the, um, ingredients for that downstairs? 957 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:00,547 -Cheese and bread? -Uh-huh. 958 00:37:00,593 --> 00:37:02,353 -Yeah. -Oh, good. 959 00:37:02,387 --> 00:37:04,717 Shake, do you think we’re gonna have 960 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:07,734 physical challenges like that going forward? 961 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:11,977 -Morning, sunshine. -Hi, boo. [laughs] 962 00:37:12,021 --> 00:37:15,151 I think they’re gonna be more, like, puzzle-y. 963 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:18,151 I’ll do puzzles, but you see, I ain’t running around a lot. 964 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:20,914 I can’t compete against somebody 20 years, 25 years old 965 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,527 jump--running around with all that energy. 966 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,704 Yeah, Jax came like a wrecking ball, like-- 967 00:37:24,743 --> 00:37:26,663 I’m the one that got hit by Jax. 968 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,413 -Me, too. -That’s the only hit I got. 969 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,045 -I mean, I forgot where I was. -[laughs] 970 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,171 He knocked me out like I owed him money in the street. 971 00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:35,248 [slow motion yelling] 972 00:37:35,295 --> 00:37:36,965 ♪ 973 00:37:37,005 --> 00:37:39,055 -[slow motion grunting] -[slow motion voice] Oh! 974 00:37:39,090 --> 00:37:42,010 Jax, you must have bigger balls than the balls we had. 975 00:37:42,051 --> 00:37:43,801 -Yes. Yes. [laughs] -Why? What happened? 976 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:44,605 To mess with somebody from New York. 977 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,057 TANISHA: Okay?! 978 00:37:46,097 --> 00:37:47,597 I’m not used to these challenges. I didn’t know we-- 979 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,060 I thought you just go balls out and you try to win. 980 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:51,480 I didn’t do too well. He got me out in two seconds. 981 00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:53,229 -So... [laughs] -Yeah. Shake. Okay. 982 00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:55,691 Are you saying Shake is the biggest competitor? 983 00:37:58,735 --> 00:38:00,825 No, I-- he just caught me off-guard. 984 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:02,992 But like I said, it’s a game. Hey, it was--it’s all good. 985 00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:04,871 Well, Who do you think is the biggest competitor? 986 00:38:04,908 --> 00:38:06,368 Physical threat? 987 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,869 ♪ 988 00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:09,701 Bobby was a-- Bobby--Bobby was a machine. 989 00:38:09,746 --> 00:38:12,036 Bobby was a machine last night. 990 00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:13,671 So, maybe he was running on pure, just... 991 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,838 -Adrenaline. -...adrenaline. 992 00:38:15,877 --> 00:38:17,627 He is the most entertaining person in this house. 993 00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:18,840 The rest of you all are boring as hell. 994 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,010 -Oh, really? -[laughs] 995 00:38:21,049 --> 00:38:23,469 Now that she’s Supervillain of the Week, 996 00:38:23,510 --> 00:38:26,600 Omarosa is like the don of the Mafia. 997 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,718 You gotta go in now and kiss the ring. 998 00:38:28,765 --> 00:38:30,565 I haven’t prepared for this. 999 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,230 I didn’t bring any gifts to give our savior. 1000 00:38:34,270 --> 00:38:37,190 [birds chirping] 1001 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:40,692 [bell tolls] 1002 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:41,985 Good morning, villains. 1003 00:38:42,028 --> 00:38:44,988 Please report to the bar immediately. 1004 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:47,121 Should we see what’s going on inside? 1005 00:38:47,158 --> 00:38:50,288 Oh, my goodness. [sighs] 1006 00:38:50,328 --> 00:38:53,078 Congratulations, Omarosa, 1007 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:56,132 on being the house’s first ever supervillain. 1008 00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:58,247 [cheering] 1009 00:38:58,294 --> 00:38:59,964 For your luxury reward, 1010 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:01,964 you’ve earned some much needed pampering, 1011 00:39:02,006 --> 00:39:05,086 and you get to take two other villains with you. 1012 00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,684 Please announce who you will be choosing to go on your reward. 1013 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,100 [laughs] Um... 1014 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:14,140 I thought about this all night, about who I would take, 1015 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,765 and I really wanna get to know you, Tanisha. 1016 00:39:16,813 --> 00:39:18,273 -Oh, awesome. -I know you’re a new mom, 1017 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,944 and I know that this would be a great getaway for you. 1018 00:39:19,983 --> 00:39:21,363 -Thank you so much. -Thank you. 1019 00:39:21,401 --> 00:39:25,241 And I also thought about the challenge last night 1020 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,200 and who really went all out, 1021 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:31,040 and I can tell you that Bobby outplayed everybody. 1022 00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:33,197 -[laughs] -Oh. 1023 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:37,116 And so I would like to take Bobby as my second guest. 1024 00:39:37,166 --> 00:39:40,876 Okay. Yeah! 1025 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,960 We’re gonna get--get ready. 1026 00:39:43,006 --> 00:39:44,626 TANISHA: Okay, you guys. See you guys later. 1027 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:49,394 Tanisha and Bobby are the two players with the biggest mouth, 1028 00:39:49,429 --> 00:39:52,639 the ones who gossip and always are in the mix, 1029 00:39:52,682 --> 00:39:54,642 And I wanna get intel from them 1030 00:39:54,684 --> 00:39:58,484 as I go into the first Hit List ceremony. 1031 00:39:58,521 --> 00:40:00,311 -Hey, babe. -Yeah. 1032 00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,066 By the way, Omarosa flat out doesn’t like you. 1033 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:04,608 -She said it. -Oh, big ----ing whoop. Okay. 1034 00:40:04,652 --> 00:40:08,822 If I got sent home, people are going to hate this show 1035 00:40:08,865 --> 00:40:10,495 and be like, "Ew, this is stupid. 1036 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,873 We’re not watching anywhere." 1037 00:40:12,911 --> 00:40:16,331 I’m telling you, she knows how Bachelor Nation is, 1038 00:40:16,372 --> 00:40:17,872 and she wants me off 1039 00:40:17,916 --> 00:40:20,536 because she knows I’m gonna take the spotlight from her. 1040 00:40:20,585 --> 00:40:22,465 [sighs] I’m ----ing pissed. 1041 00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:23,753 Of course. 1042 00:40:23,796 --> 00:40:26,916 if you go home, I’m going home right beside you 1043 00:40:26,966 --> 00:40:29,336 because you’re my roommate, and when I tell you 1044 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:30,505 I’m not ----ing going home, 1045 00:40:30,553 --> 00:40:32,433 and you’re not ----ing going home, 1046 00:40:32,472 --> 00:40:34,312 mark my words, you will be here. 1047 00:40:34,349 --> 00:40:40,019 ♪ 1048 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:46,361 ♪ 1049 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,742 [singsongy] Well, let’s go have a good time. 1050 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,780 -Yes. -Let’s go. 1051 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,822 Going to the spot looking like this. 1052 00:40:51,866 --> 00:40:53,366 And I heard--I heard it’s-- 1053 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,659 I heard it’s something super-- it’s really classy. 1054 00:40:54,702 --> 00:40:56,082 Oh, yes, honey. It’s one of the best. 1055 00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,330 See you later, suckers! 1056 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,883 ♪ Just so you know, this ain’t the problem you want ♪ 1057 00:41:00,917 --> 00:41:04,747 ♪ You can tell them boys you roll with whatever you want ♪ 1058 00:41:05,546 --> 00:41:07,086 BOBBY: God knows what they’re saying. 1059 00:41:07,131 --> 00:41:08,971 OMAROSA: Oh, they’re gonna be sitting 1060 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,378 and talking while we’re gone. 1061 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:12,796 They definitely painted you the villain. 1062 00:41:12,845 --> 00:41:13,925 -Mm. -Yeah. 1063 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,432 I’m starting to think people was lying. 1064 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,643 Do you know my background? Do you know what happened to me? 1065 00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:18,734 No! 1066 00:41:18,768 --> 00:41:20,438 My father was murdered when I was 7. 1067 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:21,768 -Oh, my God. I’m sorry. -So, I already-- 1068 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:25,823 -I came into, like, trauma. -Just trauma. Right. 1069 00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:27,858 My mother was in the projects with four kids. 1070 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,702 -She was determined to make it. -Look how you overcame that. 1071 00:41:30,738 --> 00:41:32,818 You don’t look like what you’ve been through, basically. 1072 00:41:32,865 --> 00:41:34,325 You get your--no, I like that. You don’t-- 1073 00:41:34,367 --> 00:41:35,487 Right. But see, when people say, "You have an edge," 1074 00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,835 I’m like, "I earned this edge." -Right. 1075 00:41:36,869 --> 00:41:39,749 The first time I saw myself on television, 1076 00:41:39,789 --> 00:41:42,249 I had an edge to me because of where I grew up 1077 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:44,631 and how I grew up, 1078 00:41:44,669 --> 00:41:48,759 but I didn’t want that to be the totality of who I am. 1079 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:53,088 And so it allowed me to reassess and make some adjustments 1080 00:41:53,136 --> 00:41:55,926 to how I interact with people. 1081 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:57,262 People think, "Oh, you live a glamorous life." 1082 00:41:57,306 --> 00:41:59,386 Yeah, but... 1083 00:41:59,434 --> 00:42:01,604 Yep, yep, me, too. 1084 00:42:01,644 --> 00:42:03,064 Me, too. 1085 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,234 See, that’s the one thing that I think we all relate to. 1086 00:42:05,273 --> 00:42:06,773 My goal is to buy my mother a house, you know? 1087 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:08,226 OMAROSA AND TANISHA: Aw. 1088 00:42:08,276 --> 00:42:09,816 Yeah. That’s what I’ve been working my whole life for. 1089 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:11,321 -TANISHA: Oh, my God! -Yes, honey. 1090 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,822 Every villain needs their pampering. 1091 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,325 -Absolutely. -Hi. 1092 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:16,576 -Hi. Welcome. -Lady O. is here. 1093 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:18,287 Welcome to Burke Williams. How are you? 1094 00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,867 Welcome to Burke Williams. 1095 00:42:19,912 --> 00:42:21,462 WOMAN: We are excited to have you today. 1096 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:22,957 Are you ready for some fabulous services? 1097 00:42:22,999 --> 00:42:24,329 -Yes. -Of course. 1098 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,955 All right. Well, follow us. We’ll take you right in. 1099 00:42:26,002 --> 00:42:27,632 -Awesome. Yes. -Let’s go. 1100 00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,960 -Does anybody need a beer? -Uh, I could use-- 1101 00:42:30,006 --> 00:42:31,916 I don’t know if I want a beer. Actually, you know what? 1102 00:42:31,966 --> 00:42:33,466 I’ll take a White Russian. 1103 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,433 If you go inside and find one of those, can you-- 1104 00:42:37,472 --> 00:42:38,812 -I don’t... -A White Russian? 1105 00:42:38,848 --> 00:42:40,718 -CORINNE: What is that? -Is that a poolside drink? 1106 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:43,057 -You’re not allowed to say that. -[laughter] 1107 00:42:43,102 --> 00:42:44,402 -Whoa! -[laughter] 1108 00:42:44,437 --> 00:42:46,397 Oh, man, that went right over my head at first. 1109 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:48,439 Oh, my God, you’re sick. 1110 00:42:48,483 --> 00:42:52,743 No, no, the drink. We have milk and--and Kahlua, right? 1111 00:42:52,779 --> 00:42:54,949 What are you guys talking about? 1112 00:42:54,989 --> 00:42:57,829 You do have a very tough job because you have 1113 00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:00,327 to figure out who’s being put up. 1114 00:43:00,369 --> 00:43:01,999 Whoever you put up there, 1115 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:04,498 three people are gon’ be looking at you moving forward. 1116 00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,960 This is the anxiety you get on competition shows constantly. 1117 00:43:08,002 --> 00:43:10,502 I was getting in my head about the damn competition. 1118 00:43:10,546 --> 00:43:11,956 I’m like, God, did I go too hard? 1119 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:13,506 That’s just naturally what I do. I’m a competitor. 1120 00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:14,759 I play basketball. You wanna win. But now-- 1121 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,341 Bro, there is no way to play this correctly. 1122 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,845 There is no-- 1123 00:43:17,887 --> 00:43:20,847 I don’t think I’m mentally tough enough to be here. 1124 00:43:20,890 --> 00:43:22,850 I’m mentally physically enough to be here. 1125 00:43:22,892 --> 00:43:24,352 [music winds down, tape rewinding sound] 1126 00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:26,023 I’m mentally physically enough to be here, 1127 00:43:26,062 --> 00:43:27,652 but I wanna win this. 1128 00:43:27,688 --> 00:43:29,188 I got a kid I got to put through college. 1129 00:43:29,232 --> 00:43:30,612 Like, 200 grand is a lot of money. 1130 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:33,570 We have to not just think about who we put up, 1131 00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:35,361 but who do you think will win 1132 00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,534 and the other two that’ll be left. 1133 00:43:37,573 --> 00:43:38,823 And then who will be left and then who... 1134 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:41,236 -Will have the vote. -...who has the votes. 1135 00:43:41,285 --> 00:43:43,035 So that’s where I need y’all’s help. 1136 00:43:43,079 --> 00:43:44,369 BOBBY: Corinne for sure. 1137 00:43:44,413 --> 00:43:46,293 Why do you think I’m choosing Corinne? 1138 00:43:46,332 --> 00:43:47,792 You flat out said it. 1139 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:49,464 I have so much anxiety for later. 1140 00:43:49,502 --> 00:43:50,962 I know I’m in the challenge, 1141 00:43:51,003 --> 00:43:53,633 so I’m just hoping it’s something I can actually do. 1142 00:43:53,673 --> 00:43:55,343 I don’t know much about Shake. 1143 00:43:55,383 --> 00:43:57,933 Have you spent a lot of time with him? 1144 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,929 I’m not--I can’t say that I-- I can’t say that I h-- 1145 00:43:59,971 --> 00:44:04,351 I don’t like Shake, and I can’t say that I’m--I’m--I like him. 1146 00:44:04,392 --> 00:44:05,932 Not even the damn games. 1147 00:44:05,977 --> 00:44:08,557 It’s the people just getting together and voting people off. 1148 00:44:08,604 --> 00:44:10,234 That’s all it is. The games don’t mean anything. 1149 00:44:10,273 --> 00:44:11,443 Why they got to do that to us? 1150 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,482 Why can’t we all just live harmoniously here? 1151 00:44:13,526 --> 00:44:15,646 -That’s why I like my show. -Man, my next show I do-- 1152 00:44:15,695 --> 00:44:18,205 That’s why the shows I usually go on are actual--mine are-- 1153 00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:19,739 -Like, chillin’? -Mine are shows, not voted off. 1154 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,532 Okay, this is the last voting off show I’m doing. 1155 00:44:22,577 --> 00:44:23,907 I am a little nervous 1156 00:44:23,953 --> 00:44:25,583 about the cutthroat nature of the show. 1157 00:44:25,621 --> 00:44:28,751 Uh, I’m not a cutthroat person. 1158 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,501 I would never describe myself as one. 1159 00:44:30,543 --> 00:44:33,803 But do you think he’ll win over Johnny Bananas? 1160 00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:34,918 Oh, ’cause you’re thinking Johnny Bananas? 1161 00:44:34,964 --> 00:44:38,094 Well, no, I gave my word to Johnny, so... 1162 00:44:38,134 --> 00:44:39,644 I’m happy to be out of that, 1163 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,137 and I don’t have to get blood on my hands, 1164 00:44:41,179 --> 00:44:43,639 ’cause now what you’re doing is you’re picking two people 1165 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:46,481 that you’re gonna essentially leave the house with, 1166 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,227 so everyone’s gonna be talking about you. 1167 00:44:48,269 --> 00:44:50,399 -You’re nominating three. -Yeah. 1168 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,768 And then two of those people are coming back 1169 00:44:52,815 --> 00:44:55,605 and who are gonna obviously gonna wanna go against you 1170 00:44:55,651 --> 00:44:57,441 because you just put them in. 1171 00:44:57,486 --> 00:44:59,146 By making a deal with Omarosa, 1172 00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:01,867 what I’m trying to do at this point is, like, 1173 00:45:01,908 --> 00:45:04,618 reduce the size of the target on my back 1174 00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,410 and reduce the amount of tension on me. 1175 00:45:08,372 --> 00:45:09,422 -No, no, I would never... -Yeah. 1176 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:11,037 But... 1177 00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,503 ♪ 1178 00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:13,963 TANISHA: No. Well, listen, you have the power. 1179 00:45:14,003 --> 00:45:15,633 This is--This is-- you can get to your own-- 1180 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:17,921 No, I’m saying I don’t mind putting him up, 1181 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:21,465 but will you guys have my back when you win next week? 1182 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:22,970 -Yeah. -Of course. 1183 00:45:23,012 --> 00:45:24,722 Is she really about to put up Johnny Bananas 1184 00:45:24,764 --> 00:45:26,814 even though they had a deal? 1185 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:30,639 Omarosa right now is in her true villain behavior. 1186 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,226 She is not here to play around right now. 1187 00:45:32,271 --> 00:45:38,691 ♪ 1188 00:45:38,694 --> 00:45:43,994 [singsongy] Villains, we’re home! 1189 00:45:44,033 --> 00:45:45,163 -Oh! -Oh, boy. 1190 00:45:45,201 --> 00:45:46,031 -Come on. -Okay. 1191 00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,197 Let’s see what they did. 1192 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:50,835 Wow! You looking fabuloso! 1193 00:45:50,873 --> 00:45:53,173 -Hey. -[all speaking at once] 1194 00:45:53,209 --> 00:45:54,499 [bell tolls] 1195 00:45:54,543 --> 00:45:55,923 E.V.A.: Good evening, villains. 1196 00:45:55,962 --> 00:45:59,512 It’s time for the Hit List nominations. 1197 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:01,178 Please dress in your fanciest attire 1198 00:46:01,217 --> 00:46:03,927 and meet downstairs in one hour 1199 00:46:03,970 --> 00:46:05,680 -I feel like sh--. -I’m gonna change 1200 00:46:05,721 --> 00:46:07,431 and head back down. -All right. 1201 00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:10,353 I’m anxious. I’m like, you know, impatient. 1202 00:46:10,393 --> 00:46:12,773 I’m antsy. Things are getting real. 1203 00:46:12,812 --> 00:46:19,692 ♪ 1204 00:46:19,735 --> 00:46:25,025 I like this wrap on you. It gives...power. 1205 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,374 [bell tolls] 1206 00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:29,950 Please find the secret bookcase 1207 00:46:29,996 --> 00:46:33,536 TANISHA: Where is it at? Where’s the bookcase? 1208 00:46:33,582 --> 00:46:34,712 -This is the bookcase. -There’s the bookcase. 1209 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,710 Yes. Okay. All right. 1210 00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:39,052 You go first. You dressed for it. 1211 00:46:39,088 --> 00:46:40,338 [door creaks] 1212 00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:43,051 That was a secret room this whole entire time? 1213 00:46:43,092 --> 00:46:44,802 What is it, Jax? 1214 00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:47,054 I have a little anxiety ’cause I don’t know what’s going on. 1215 00:46:47,096 --> 00:46:49,306 -Is it a secret room? -What the [bleep]? 1216 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:52,058 -Oh, wow! -Oh, hey! 1217 00:46:52,101 --> 00:46:54,061 [laughter] 1218 00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:56,483 Wait, guys, I wanna join the secret book club. 1219 00:46:56,522 --> 00:47:00,072 [door creaks] 1220 00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:04,279 ♪ 1221 00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,782 -Wow. -What? 1222 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:06,993 -Whoa. -Well, this is... 1223 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:10,163 -Stop it. For real? -This is crazy. 1224 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:13,912 We’ve just walked into some weird dungeon-ist chamber. 1225 00:47:13,956 --> 00:47:16,076 -Oh! -Yeah! 1226 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:17,965 This is a supervillain fortress. 1227 00:47:18,002 --> 00:47:19,422 Mr. Evil Chair. 1228 00:47:19,462 --> 00:47:20,752 This is everything that I dream about 1229 00:47:20,796 --> 00:47:24,256 if I were to have my dream home. This is awesome! 1230 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:27,930 Hello, villains, and welcome to the Stronghold. 1231 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:30,260 [cheering] 1232 00:47:30,306 --> 00:47:31,266 It’s party time. 1233 00:47:31,307 --> 00:47:32,927 The Fortress will be your home 1234 00:47:32,975 --> 00:47:36,435 to both our Hit List nominations and Banishment ceremonies. 1235 00:47:36,479 --> 00:47:38,019 It’s a shame that so many of you 1236 00:47:38,064 --> 00:47:41,534 will have your days ruined in such a nice room. 1237 00:47:41,567 --> 00:47:43,527 Omarosa, congratulations. 1238 00:47:43,569 --> 00:47:45,949 You are the Supervillain of the Week. 1239 00:47:45,988 --> 00:47:48,278 Please take the chair in front of you. 1240 00:47:48,324 --> 00:47:54,294 [suspenseful music playing] 1241 00:47:54,330 --> 00:48:01,750 ♪ 1242 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:04,669 [person coughs] 1243 00:48:06,592 --> 00:48:13,472 ♪ 1244 00:48:13,516 --> 00:48:15,976 [laughs] 1245 00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,808 Being the first supervillain, it’s a lot of pressure. 1246 00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:21,484 There are a lot of decisions to be made, 1247 00:48:21,524 --> 00:48:23,194 a lot of consequences to consider. 1248 00:48:23,234 --> 00:48:28,664 I nominate three people on the Hit List, but two come back. 1249 00:48:28,697 --> 00:48:31,407 So, I have to make the right decisions 1250 00:48:31,450 --> 00:48:33,830 for the long game, for my game. 1251 00:48:33,869 --> 00:48:36,659 If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu. 1252 00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:38,825 ♪ 1253 00:48:38,874 --> 00:48:42,424 Omarosa, who will you be pissing off today? 1254 00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:45,011 The first person that I thought of, 1255 00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:49,047 the one who doesn’t know how to use Google, clearly, 1256 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:50,183 and that’s Corinne. 1257 00:48:50,219 --> 00:48:52,349 ♪ 1258 00:48:52,388 --> 00:48:53,848 [whistles] 1259 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,019 Don’t worry. Just depends on what the challenge is. 1260 00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:58,018 I’m sorry that you’re so irrelevant 1261 00:48:58,060 --> 00:48:59,850 that you need to tell people to Google you, 1262 00:48:59,895 --> 00:49:01,895 but I can’t relate. 1263 00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:05,689 The next person on my radar for nomination... 1264 00:49:05,734 --> 00:49:07,074 ♪ 1265 00:49:07,111 --> 00:49:09,861 ...is Shake. 1266 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:10,695 [gasps] 1267 00:49:10,739 --> 00:49:13,529 -Oh. Okay. -[laughs] 1268 00:49:13,576 --> 00:49:16,196 -I’m just in disbelief. -Damn. 1269 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:18,715 Could it be because I didn’t jump on the opportunity 1270 00:49:18,747 --> 00:49:20,457 to work with her in the beginning? 1271 00:49:20,499 --> 00:49:22,959 Didn’t think that was gonna come back to bite me, 1272 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:25,882 but if I do make it through this elimination, 1273 00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:27,631 I need to get my mind right. 1274 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,223 I can’t play this game like this anymore. 1275 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:30,548 Things are getting real. 1276 00:49:30,593 --> 00:49:33,893 Omarosa, who is your final Hit List nomination? 1277 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:37,599 This next one is really hard because he is truly a legend. 1278 00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:40,311 He’s competed year after year 1279 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:42,942 in a very physical reality show, 1280 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:47,230 and he’s won over and over again. 1281 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:51,146 My worst fears are about to, uh, become a reality. 1282 00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:55,657 He is a huge threat, and if I don’t make a move now, 1283 00:49:55,701 --> 00:49:56,951 I’ll regret it. 1284 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,044 God damn. 1285 00:49:58,078 --> 00:50:01,748 This is an epic blunder for Omarosa 1286 00:50:01,790 --> 00:50:03,920 to basically double-cross me and cut my throat 1287 00:50:03,959 --> 00:50:05,749 in front of the entire house. 1288 00:50:05,794 --> 00:50:07,844 -If I let you have it... -You safe. You have my word. 1289 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:09,260 You’re not--I’m not gonna be one of the three? 1290 00:50:09,298 --> 00:50:10,758 You have my word. 1291 00:50:10,799 --> 00:50:16,759 So, the person who should go up for nomination, 1292 00:50:16,805 --> 00:50:18,175 and that... 1293 00:50:18,224 --> 00:50:21,774 ♪ 1294 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:24,270 ...is Bananas. 1295 00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:28,283 ♪ 1296 00:50:28,317 --> 00:50:30,107 But instead... 1297 00:50:30,152 --> 00:50:32,952 I saw someone else who was just as physical 1298 00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,778 and actually gave him a run for his money. 1299 00:50:35,824 --> 00:50:38,124 She’s good. 1300 00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:38,990 Jax. 1301 00:50:39,036 --> 00:50:42,456 Omarosa...I just sh-- myself. 1302 00:50:42,498 --> 00:50:44,208 [laughter] 1303 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:45,960 While it would have been a great television moment 1304 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:48,341 for her to nominate me, glad she didn’t. 1305 00:50:48,379 --> 00:50:54,469 But I now see why Omarosa is an absolute villain. 1306 00:50:54,510 --> 00:50:56,550 I need a diaper change, please. 1307 00:50:56,595 --> 00:50:58,055 ♪ 1308 00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:01,137 Here are your first three Hit List nominees. 1309 00:51:01,183 --> 00:51:03,023 When we come back to this room, 1310 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,850 all of you will vote out one of these three people. 1311 00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:07,806 One of them will be banished from the house 1312 00:51:07,856 --> 00:51:11,356 and lose out on their chance to win $200,000. 1313 00:51:11,402 --> 00:51:13,322 I guess I’ve been slacking off a little bit. 1314 00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:16,162 I’ve been treating this like a vacation, 1315 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:19,658 but everyone else has been moving a lot faster than me. 1316 00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:22,162 So, now I feel like I’m definitely behind the 8-ball. 1317 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:24,664 I, Joel McHale, shall now say goodbye to you 1318 00:51:24,707 --> 00:51:27,997 as you now leave the Stronghold. 1319 00:51:28,043 --> 00:51:30,423 I like to hurt people who do bad things. 1320 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:33,172 Do not poke the bear, ’cause if you poke me, 1321 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:35,505 I will come after you. This is war. 1322 00:51:35,551 --> 00:51:36,891 It’s time to get back to work. 1323 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,507 JOEL: Go ahead. See you guys. 1324 00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:40,514 Bye. 1325 00:51:40,556 --> 00:51:43,846 I am ----ing pissed, and I am coming for you, Omarosa. 1326 00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:45,522 And you are going to regret this 1327 00:51:45,561 --> 00:51:50,021 because America is going to hate you 1328 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:52,185 even more than they already do now. 1329 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:53,534 ♪ 1330 00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:55,859 ----ing loser. 1331 00:51:55,904 --> 00:51:58,374 JOEL: Let’s go. There you go. 1332 00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:00,527 ♪ 1333 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:02,696 You’re watching...CNN. 1334 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:04,330 "House of Villains." 1335 00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:07,790 [thunderclap] 1336 00:52:07,833 --> 00:52:09,713 This season on "House of Villains"... 1337 00:52:09,752 --> 00:52:12,212 Let the games mother----ing begin! 1338 00:52:12,254 --> 00:52:13,214 [growling] 1339 00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:17,131 -What do I do? -[screaming] 1340 00:52:17,176 --> 00:52:19,796 -[yelling] -What the [bleep] is that? 1341 00:52:19,845 --> 00:52:21,215 [growl] 1342 00:52:21,263 --> 00:52:22,723 Oh, man. This part of the game gets tough. 1343 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:25,145 Bare ass. Come on, guys! 1344 00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:27,144 -Bitches, game on. -This is war. 1345 00:52:27,186 --> 00:52:29,556 -JOEL: It’s raining balls! -[cheering] 1346 00:52:29,605 --> 00:52:32,485 With $200,000 on the line, no one is safe. 1347 00:52:32,524 --> 00:52:34,734 Aah! I can’t see anything. 1348 00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:37,397 Whoo-hoo! Bugs and fish and snakes. 1349 00:52:37,446 --> 00:52:39,236 My favorite! 1350 00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:42,121 ♪ 1351 00:52:42,159 --> 00:52:43,739 -[pop] -Bubbles and blindside. 1352 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,406 -Bubbles. -Bubbles and blindside. 1353 00:52:45,454 --> 00:52:46,584 Blindside! 1354 00:52:46,622 --> 00:52:48,582 [cheering] 1355 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:52,344 -Take me to Hollywood, baby. -This is so romantic. 1356 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:55,088 Cheers, guys, to a beautiful ride. 1357 00:52:55,130 --> 00:52:57,920 Do any of you feel like the house is missing something? 1358 00:52:57,966 --> 00:52:59,006 [doorbell rings] 1359 00:52:59,051 --> 00:53:00,341 -It’s Satan. -[growls] 1360 00:53:00,386 --> 00:53:03,256 -Is that Snooki? -Welcome Carol Baskin. 1361 00:53:03,305 --> 00:53:04,595 CAROL: Hey, all you cool cats and kittens. 1362 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:05,970 Carol! 1363 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,476 -What’s up, man? I’m Shake. -Spencer. Spencer Pratt. 1364 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,639 -Who -Who? 1365 00:53:09,687 --> 00:53:11,267 Who is this guy? 1366 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,823 -What’d you go to prison for? -I was a villain on a TV show. 1367 00:53:13,857 --> 00:53:16,107 -Wait, I’ve been to jail. -Bobby! 1368 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,611 I’ve been a convicted felon. 1369 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:18,783 [growl] 1370 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:19,991 I’m a Scorpio. I’m getting horny. 1371 00:53:20,030 --> 00:53:21,620 I’m getting feisty. 1372 00:53:21,657 --> 00:53:22,817 If you don’t kiss me, I’m gonna think you’re working against me, 1373 00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,276 so ----ing kiss me. 1374 00:53:24,326 --> 00:53:26,866 If something’s fallin’, give it a push. 1375 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,622 [laughter] 1376 00:53:28,664 --> 00:53:30,334 I was destined to be a villain 1377 00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:32,384 from the second I came out of the womb. 1378 00:53:32,418 --> 00:53:33,838 How was your rest? 1379 00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,627 I’ll have to learn to be fake in this house. 1380 00:53:35,671 --> 00:53:37,131 How’s your family doing back home? 1381 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:38,802 Something strange is afoot. 1382 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:40,511 I’m going to [bleep] him up! 1383 00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:41,891 If I see you out in Hollywood, 1384 00:53:41,927 --> 00:53:43,637 I will gladly go back to jail for you. 1385 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,719 I feel like my demons are just coming back. 1386 00:53:45,764 --> 00:53:49,024 -You going down before I do. -I’m coming for you, bitch. 1387 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:51,309 Get out of my face, you [bleep]-sucking, 1388 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:53,313 [bleep]-guzzling Republican [bleep]. 1389 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,185 This show is gonna be really good. 1390 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,483 [laughter] 1391 00:53:57,526 --> 00:54:04,406 ♪ 1392 00:54:04,450 --> 00:54:06,830 Now I feel like we’re in a ----ing house of villains. 1393 00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:09,869 [evil laughter] 1394 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,003 Yo, we’re definitely getting a second season.