Previously...
[evil laughter]
JOEL: Welcome to "House of Villains."
You know me from "The Bachelor."
-"The Challenge." -"Survivor."
-"Flavor of Love." -"Vanderpump Rules."
Google me.
One of you will walk outta here with $200,000 in cash.
Are you gonna, like, stab me in the back?
It all feels a little too good to be true right now.
Give me the next few hours.
-What’s your name? -Um, Google.
SHAKE: Ohh!
What...the [bleep]?
You know what I call that?
I call that trying way too ----ing hard.
Oh, sh--.
So, have a great ----ing day, bitch.
The first to cry is the first to fry.
-She gotta go. -[sighs]
Challenge time!
JOEL: The winner will be named the Supervillain of the Week.
-Yes! Get him. -[grunts]
I’m here to win. I’m out for 200 grand.
-If I let you have it... -You safe.
-You have my word. -[grunting]
And it is out--Johnny Bananas. Omarosa is the winner!
You will pick the three people that will be on the Hit List.
May the games begin.
Omarosa, who will you be pissing off today?
Corinne.
♪
Shake. [laughs]
Could it be because I didn’t jump on the opportunity
to work with her in the beginning?
Who is your final Hit List nomination?
Jax.
Ahh.
OMAROSA: Huge threat. Physical threat.
JOEL: Here are your first three Hit List nominees.
I am ----ing pissed, and I am coming for you, Omarosa.
----ing loser.
♪
Ooh. Ahh.
NEW YORK: Oh, my gosh. I can’t believe that.
JAX: I’m not gonna lie. I did not see that coming.
BANANAS: She actually had me going there for a second.
Kill or be killed. Win or be a loser forever.
Welcome to "House of Villains."
That was intense.
To be eliminated because I’m a threat,
because I’m a physical guy that wants to win--
-I can live with that. -Yeah, you got a cool reason.
-I can live with that. -You got a cool reason.
-[laughter] -Shake, you know what?
When we talked, had you shown
that you wanted to kinda play the game,
that wouldn’t have happened.
See, I didn’t know who you were
or anything about you. -He think he on vacation.
I wasn’t as serious about forming alliances
or as strategic as I could have been.
At the end of the day, these are all my competitors,
and I have to remember that.
-You all right? -Yeah, I’m okay.
I expected it, so...whatever.
It’s fine. I’m just gonna win the challenge.
It’s bullsh--. It’s just bullsh--.
So, thank you for being here for that.
Yeah. Of course. I already told you.
I do have a quite fond shining to my roommate Corinne.
The woman fetches my coffee in the morning.
She gives me all the bathroom time I need,
and I need that type of stability here in this house.
But at the same time, I need to win this competition.
That’s me every time in this house for you.
Same.
-I’m fadin’. -Yeah, I’m fading, too.
-All right. -All right.
[over loudspeaker] Good night, villains.
In 48 hours, one of the three Hit List nominees
will be voted out by the rest of the house.
Sleep well.
Got to figure something out
about my sleeping situation tonight,
so I don’t bother you girls.
[snoring loudly]
I’m gonna see if I can crash somewhere.
-OMAROSA: I’m going to sleep. -JAX AND TANISHA: Good night.
♪
Oh, my gosh. [yawns]
[indistinct chatter over cellphone]
Hey, Jax,
I’m willing to switch with you if you want,
so you could get a good night’s rest with the guys.
-Thank you. I get a bed. -You’re welcome. You’re welcome.
Works out. Karma.
Jax, honey, whether you stay or whether you go,
let me just encourage you.
Please get that snoring checked out.
I can’t help it, y’all. I’m a mama.
All right, baby, I’ll see you soon. Good night.
[snoring]
[snoring loudly]
More than anything, I just wanna a good night’s rest
and be ready for this Redemption Challenge.
And Tanisha switching with Jax, it’s not a good thing.
Could it be her strategy to not let me have
a good night’s sleep?
[laughs] I really don’t know.
-[snoring loudly] -BANANAS: Come on, dude.
♪
FAIRPLAY: Good morning.
CORINNE: Hi.
-You’re awesome. -You are awesome.
No, keep being awesome. Okay?
Thank you.
[spritzing]
Good morning. So, we’re trading?
-We’re swapping Tanisha for Jax? -Yeah.
At least she doesn’t snore.
-I know. He does. -Do you?
I don’t snore.
-Well, I do when I’m on my back. -Mm-hmm.
I don’t when I’m cuddling.
[laughs]
I usually avoid guys like Bananas.
He’s very loud, very cocky, overly confident for no reason.
That’s how it works. [sips loudly]
His game only works on ditzy girls like Corinne.
These are my lashes that I brought.
He is completely not my type, but I am just playing the game.
All right, well, see you later.
♪
[sighs]
You sleep good last night?
Uh...not really.
[laughs]
A what?
[sniffles] What is that? Sleep apnea?
CPAP. Sounds like something women do.
-[laughs] -It’s CPAP.
What happens, uh, when you’re, uh,
since you’re here, your--with your work?
Do you just tell people you’re on vacation?
Yeah, I just have people covering for me.
Do you think eventually you’re gonna start your own business?
That’s not the business
that I really wanna put all my marbles into.
I’ve made about probably $450,000 on cameo alone.
[laughs]
I’m talking to Jax, who’s been on "Vanderpump Rules,"
and he’s made a ton of money from this show.
And then here’s me, who, yeah, I’ve been on "Love is Blind,"
but I’m a veterinarian.
My wife makes a lot of money. Like, she crushes it.
She just got a $2 million job for Jenny Craig.
Like, she--my wife crushes it.
Hearing him talk nonstop about all the different deals
him and his wife have brought in,
it really makes me wonder,
how bad do you even need this $200K?
I’ve been friendly with a lot of people in the house,
but maybe that’s not the way to play this game.
You got to put me in touch with these people.
But, I mean, it just...yeah.
Most of us just don’t have what he has,
so maybe he should just get voted off.
If I convince a few other members in the house,
they might agree with me.
♪
BOBBY: I’m learning the game, that it’s, like,
not about winning every challenge.
It’s more so about, like, outwitting everyone.
I did not come into a house of circle of friends.
I came into a house of villains.
If I nominate them...
See, that’s what I was gonna say.
That’s another thing we have to remember.
OMAROSA: Jax will win.
[grunts]
♪
Head to toe, man. Little swap-eroo.
Yeah, 100%.
-So, our boy Jax... -Mm-hmm.
All I hear from him is about his wonderful wife
and his vintage car collection,
a deal for $2 million.
Yeah. He doesn’t need the money.
-[whispers] Is he listening? -Hey. Yes, I do need the money.
Damn it!
-Where’d you pop out of? -Yeah, I’m everywhere.
[laughs]
-I am trying to be your friend. -No, no, no.
You’re talking behind my back. You don’t live in California.
You don’t have a mortgage. You don’t pay California taxes.
You live in Florida.
You don’t even ----ing pay taxes in Florida.
-I agree. -Well, anyway, in conclusion...
Oh, that’s fine. Just, you know...
Being on "Vanderpump,"
I tried to give him some pointers.
I tried to say, "Hey, this--
you got to use this as a platform for other things,
for your social media, your business."
We built this for 10 years.
It doesn’t just happen overnight.
So, I’m trying to tell him. I’m giving him free knowledge,
but I just feel like I’m playing this ----ing game the wrong way.
Everybody needs money, or they wouldn’t be here.
Nobody’s rich enough to do anything.
Some of us need it more than others.
Well, beat me in the challenge, man,
and then you’ll send me home. How about that?
SHAKE: Damn it. He’s following me.
BOBBY: Hey, how do you talk about somebody
and not make sure that they’re not listening?
Are you dumb?
♪
It’s so clean and neat over here.
-Yeah. -We love being clean and neat.
-I’m not. -It’s a favorite thing.
♪
♪ I feel like I’m going to puke ♪
Ta-da.
-No, you’re good. You’re good. -[laughs]
I just want to know what we’re doing.
I am nervous. I’m scared.
But I do think people underestimate me.
They will eventually figure out
that I am a little bit of a threat,
but I hope that right now they don’t.
Because right now, I’m just planning to, again,
glide right on through.
You look beautiful today, by the way.
-Do I? -Did anybody tell you that?
’Cause I hope I’m the first one.
-You are the first one. -Yeah, you look gorgeous.
[laughs]
♪
E.V.A.: Good morning, villains.
Oh, there she is.
Please report to the television room.
-Okay. -Here we go.
-Let’s go. After you. -I’m walking to my death.
No, stop.
Are the fingers in the way?
No, these fingers. Are these in the way?
Oh! Oh, look who decided to show up for work today.
Hey. Thank you so much.
-Hi, Joel. -Oh, hi.
Good morning, villains.
-VILLIANS: Good morning. -Hope you all slept well. I did.
Omarosa, are you feeling good about your Hit List choices?
Oh, absolutely. I want ’em all gone, but, you know,
only one will go. -My word.
-Now that is a villain talking. -[laughs]
This house has a lot of big personalities.
And just following the logic of any reality show,
we should definitely add another.
-[music warps down] -Holy sh--.
♪
-Please welcome Joe Exotic... -No way.
...’s arch nemesis Carole Baskin.
-Carole. -Ohh!
Ohh!
-Wow! -Okay!
-That’s her! -Carole!
Hello. [laughs]
Carole, you come here or not?
-No. -Oh, you’re not coming.
So sorry. I’m not able to be there.
Carole Baskin. Are you kidding me?
You have always remained very unbothered.
While they were coming for you, you were making videos
with the sun backlight on your hair.
Yes, inches. How many is that? 32 or 36, girl?
[angelic music playing]
[cheering]
-Okay, you gotta...Okay?! -JOEL: Uh, okay, Carole,
what were you gonna say?
If there’s one thing I know about,
it’s being seen as a villain on TV.
It’s demoralizing, deflating, and most of all, unfair.
Honestly, just kind of crazy.
We’re both misunderstood villains.
I’m not attracted to all of you.
Unfortunately, the only one I’m attracted to is Vanessa.
-You know? -Oh, my gosh.
-I’m sorry. -I’m a tell-all.
I’m gonna say what everyone’s thinking at home.
We both love exotic cats. This is hilarious.
I’ve learned there is redemption at the end of that dark tunnel.
One day you’re the villain,
and the next, everyone realizes you were the hero all along,
and the actual villain ends up in jail.
Poor Carole was going through hell on the internet,
but this woman was always smiling,
hair was bleached fresh, okay?
Like she just stepped out of Paul Mitchell.
Just positive, unbothered. Kind of here for it.
Redemption feels good.
Speaking of redemption,
I hear that three of you are seeking redemption today,
but Joel knows all about that.
Carole, I’m gonna let you go.
I’m sure you have a lot of cameos to do.
Thank you for coming on the show.
Thank you. Good luck in your competition,
and may the fiercest cat win.
All right!
-[cheering] -Okay.
Good job.
I guess we’re done.
Thank God.
[laughter]
All right, you heard the lady in the animal prints.
It’s our first Redemption Challenge.
[gasps]
Here’s how the Redemption Challenges work.
The three villains on the Hit List will compete.
The winner will be taken off the Hit List
and is safe from Banishment.
The losers will stay on the Hit List
and will still be up for Banishment.
All of you will vote out one of these three people.
The challenge is about to begin.
Please stand and head out to the cars.
-All right. Go, you... -Okay.
...kooky kids.
Here we go.
BANANAS: Last one out’s a rotten egg.
♪
Going to the back?
I’m gonna get in the middle where I can stretch my legs.
Where are you gonna park that thing, sis?
-Aah! -Hey, listen, listen.
They only--listen,
they only have to be worried if it’s physical.
Yeah.
[laughs]
♪
...just, like, him winning. I’m just...
Oh, that would suck. Yeah. Then, yeah.
If I don’t do well at this challenge,
there’s a good chance I go home.
My plan in the game right now
is to be here for another challenge,
live to fight another day.
Oh, here’s the challenge.
♪
JAX: That’s a Shelby Cobra.
-That’s $120,000 car. -Jax, you should be all right.
JAX: I’m so excited right now. This is...
-[Omarosa laughs] -JAX: Oh, my God! Yes!
I’m not even kidding. Like, I’m going to, like, faint.
I’m gonna pass out.
[bleep] today.
A Shelby?! This is right up my ----ing alley.
You guys do know I’m in a Shelby car club, right?
My God. This is it. I got this. I’m a big NASCAR guy.
I own a Mustang. I’m part of a car club.
I go cruising every Sunday with all my buddies.
This is in the bag.
Corinne, how’s your stick shift driving?
Ohh.
♪
All right, welcome to your first Redemption Challenge.
-[cheering] -OMAROSA: Let’s go!
Here’s how it works. You will drive through a course,
and whoever’s the best time wins.
Now, I have someone here to show you how it’s done.
Welcome our stunt driver, Charley, everybody.
-Hey! -Hey, Charley.
It wouldn’t be a demonstration without one of you in the car.
-Bobby. -Get in there, Bobby!
[cheering]
Like, how in the [bleep] does this happen to me?
♪
[engine revving]
I don’t do the fast cars. I don’t do the racing.
I don’t like motorcycles. I don’t like anything
that involves me not being in control.
[engine continues revving]
[tires screech]
Aah! Oh, my God.
[screaming]
Ohh!
Oh, my goodness.
Aah! Oh, my God.
-[laughs] -Sh--!
You are close to everything.
-[tires screeching] -[screaming]
Oh, my God. [screaming]
[screaming continues, echoing]
[tires screech]
[whimpers] No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, God.
-[tires screech] -Yes!
No, no, you know what?
Get me the [bleep] outta here right now.
JOEL: All right.
-Nice job, Charley. -Okay, how does this work?
I have a feeling he’s gonna explain it.
Just shut up! I wanna hear!
I’m scared. I’m more of an Uber person.
Definitely ran my dad over while he was trying
to teach me to parallel park.
Oh, this--this car?
Oh, we would never let you drive this car on TV.
We do not have insurance. Cue the dumb car!
Here’s what you guys will be driving.
-[horn honks] -A golf cart?
Yes! I can drive it!
Yay.
I do own a golf cart, so it shouldn’t be too bad.
Today, you will be taking part in a competition
called Blind Trust.
Ohh!
[Omarosa laughs]
Here’s the catch.
You, the driver, will be blindfolded.
[bleep].
Each of you will pick
one of the non-competing villains
to guide you from the passenger seat.
Pick someone you trust, which, in this house,
means the person you distrust the least. See what I did there?
-Exactly. -Oh, my God.
The fastest one to go through all the gates
in the correct order and cross the finish line wins.
Shake, who do you want to pick as your co-pilot?
-I’m gonna pick Bananas. -You’re gonna pick Bananas.
Oh, all right!
I just wanna pick the person
who I get along with best in the house.
Johnny Bananas is my boy and my roommate,
so I feel like I picked a really good partner for this.
-Jax? -Jonny.
-You’re picking Jonny Fairplay. -Yes, sir.
I picked Fairplay just because I feel like he’s a little bit more
understanding of cars just from talking to him.
Corinne, who are you picking?
I have to trust someone to help me
around this course, but this is a house of villains.
I can’t trust anyone for real.
Bobby.
I know my way around these streets.
Bobby’s already done the course.
All right, Corinne, that seems pretty smart.
Shake, Bananas, head to the starting line.
Whoo! Let’s go!
The closest thing I’ve done is putting autopilot on my Tesla.
This is a little different, though.
Shake and Bananas, here...we...go!
Right. Right.
Keep going, keep going. Slight right. Left, left, left.
Here’s the thing about today’s challenge that’s very unique.
I can make or break the person that’s chosen me.
Straight. Okay, hard left.
Is Shake someone that I can rely on?
What has Shake done for me up to this point?
Keep hard right. Keep hard right!
You got to keep hard right. Okay, slow down.
Jax is a physical threat, so I would
rather have Shake perform well than Jax.
So, I’m gonna do everything I can to help this guy win.
Hard right, hard right. Hard right!
Slow down and straighten it out.
Right, right, right, right, right.
Stop, stop. Full gas!
Whoo!
Stop!
-[applause] -That’s hard.
Yo, that felt pretty good, right?
Corinne and Bobby, go get ’em!
-Yay! -Here we go.
Come on, Bobby and Corinne!
We...got...this.
Okay. Is this the pedal?
Oh, hell, no. We’re ----ed.
They’re gonna hit every ----ing cone on this.
♪
And go!
Go. Go, go, go, go.
-[beeping] -Go. Hit it. Hit it.
It’s going backwards!
-This way! -They’re going the wrong way!
-BANANAS: Wrong direction! -[tires screech]
Oh, my God.
Go. Drive, drive, drive, drive.
-Drive. -Okay, okay.
You’re good. Keep going.
I have an alliance with her, and this is an alliance
that I’m trying to stay as true as possible to.
So, I’m-a do what I can to make sure she wins.
Turn it straight. Oh. No, turn it.
Turn it to the left...
I love how he’s pointing like she can see.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
Make a left. Stop, stop, stop, stop.
This is like the hot mess express right here, dude.
Rev it, bitch.
♪
Their hardest turn so far,
and they come out of it beautifully.
-Good job, Corinne! -Yeah!
Whoo!
[tires screech]
Oh! My Lord.
Turn to the left. Keep going to the right.
Hit it, hit it, hit it, hit it.
-Stop, stop, stop, stop! -[tires screech]
-[cheers and applause] -All right.
-I think you beat him, bitch. -Oh, my God.
-You did it! -NEW YORK: That was great.
-Y’all did so good! -Good job, Bobby!
You did so good, I swear.
-Oh, my gosh. -You did it. You see?
I know you see me pointing, right, in your brain?
Jax, Jonny Fairplay, it is your turn. Go get ’em.
-Aah! We’re gonna do this! -[laughs]
Why Jax feeling so confident?
-[laughter] -Come on. We’re gonna be fun.
Hopefully we don’t have to use reverse. That’s my plan.
♪
Are we ready?! Here...we...go!
-Make a wide right. -Right?
More, more, more. No, going straight.
He’s already hit a cone.
Keep going this way.
Okay, now, uh, slow down. Stop and then go left.
-Where’s he going? -Go right.
-Right? -Yep.
Hard? -Yep. Now go left.
-Left? -Yep.
He’s kind of, like, "Go left, left, left, right.
No, straight, right. Like, no."
Like that’s very, very confusing.
You’re gonna have to do a loop. Just do a big loop.
-Right here? Keep going? -Now, now, now, now, look--
Looks sabotage-y to me.
This would not be "House of Villains"
without a side dish of sabotage.
Yeah, [bleep] him up, Fairplay!
The communication is just not there.
-We’re doing great. -Am I okay? Okay.
Yeah. Okay, so, uh...
Straight, straight. To the right. Straight.
You said straight.
-To the right. Straight. -Right.
And he’s driving right into the cone.
JAX: The car’s not going.
Jax can’t catch a break.
-Hold on. Left. Back. Hold on. -Back me up.
-Back me up, back me up. -Where’s the button?
-I don’t know. -Gas!
-Now get right. -You’re almost here!
-Hold on. -Now what? Now what?
-Big loop. Big loop. Big loop. -Oh, boy.
-Now? -Ohh!
Am I here?
[cheers and laughter]
We--I think we did good.
-[laughs] -All right, guys. Well done.
-Welcome back. -Good job, guys. Good job.
It’s over. That was called Blind Trust.
You guys did a good job.
Nobody tried to screw anybody over, I don’t think.
[bleep]
Coming in third,
4 minutes and 2 seconds.
Jax, everybody!
Wow.
I should have done my research on these shows.
My manager told me to do that.
He said, "Watch these shows. Study,"
and I’m like, nah, I’m gonna go in. I’m just gonna win.
Look at me. I’m gonna win everything.
I haven’t won ----ing anything. Not even close.
Not even second place.
Now we will see who will not be up for Banishment,
because coming in first place...
♪
Now we will see
who will not be up for Banishment,
because coming in first place...
I’m scared.
♪
...Shake!
I don’t wanna go home. Don’t do this to me.
It’s time to go back to the House of Villains.
JAX: Shake is definitely safe now, and I can’t stand Shake.
It was just utterly embarrassing to lose that today.
Jonny was maybe trying to sabotage me.
-All right, walk that way! -JAX: They beat us.
♪
SHAKE: Honey, we’re home.
I’m exhausted.
♪
Are you doing a little sabotaging?
-Hard to say. -Little saboteur over here.
Oh, yeah. I-I sabotaged. [chuckles]
Jax doesn’t understand how competitive reality works.
You should take every single advantage possible.
If you don’t, you’re a fool.
The amateurs are the easiest to get rid of,
and if someone has a 500-pound bench press advantage
over anyone else, get rid of the bigger threat.
I understood the assignment.
Okay.
-We good? -Yeah, we’re good.
I know this is "House of Villains," but to me,
this is "School of Villains."
Yeah, yeah.
-Mr. Caddy. -Hello, sir.
-How’s it going? -Good.
Hey, by the way, cheers. Real quick.
I don’t know if that yours or not,
but I appreciate you helping me today.
Even though I did come in third place.
I really, really need to know if Jonny Fairplay sabotaged me.
I feel like if you’re gonna say
yes, you did this, say it to my face.
I don’t come from that challenge type
of bullsh-- reality shows that they do.
I come from Bravo, where we face to face,
do this sh-- right on camera. We call each other out.
Stop acting like you’re
the number one ----ing guy in this group, man.
I’m the number one guy in this group.
I have to ask, did you sabotage?
♪
I did not.
Okay. And I’m taking your word for it.
I’m not gonna believe them. I’m gonna believe you.
I have no reason to not trust you or anything.
You’ve never done anything to me.
A lot of thinking that goes on these things, man.
There’s a lot of, like, "strate-gery."
You’re an idiot.
I’ve been told my whole life,
after being on "Vanderpump" for so long,
to get away from the lying, the cheating,
and the stealing, and then to get thrown
into a game where, like, okay, everything
that you went to therapy for, we’re gonna scratch that.
I feel like my demons are just coming back.
It’s giving me a lot of anxiety.
-Uh, it’s beer o’clock. -Beer o’clock.
♪
-Girl, everything has changed. -All right.
-I’m in here. -Oh.
Well, your roommate will fill you in.
Jax--he’s campaigning. Are you campaigning?
Campaigning?
Listen, we need to get the men out.
Us girls have to stick together, especially right now.
The name of the game is teamwork.
I definitely need these girls on my side, at least.
Even Omarosa.
Jax is a direct threat
because of his physical...umph, if you will.
I know.
We can’t have him umphing around in our competitions.
Do I think he would pick me to stay in the game?
Absolutely not. So, I have no problem sending him home.
He would be hard to get out later. That’s the thing.
He’s big and ----ing strong, and he’s a douche.
Such a nice-looking douchebag, though.
[laughs]
-I’m scared. -You should be.
-Ohh. -Okay?
-Everybody should be. -All right.
No, I’m keeping it a hundred.
Omarosa won the challenge, but the truth of the matter is
the rest of the power lies in the house.
You see, she can’t vote on who ultimately goes home.
It’s up to us.
-I haven’t spoken to him. -So, you’re gonna listen
to both sides before you make a decision?
I need to hear what he has to say.
CORINNE: That’s fine.
So, I don’t have a vote,
but I can still influence the vote.
I’m being very careful because, yeah, I’m safe now,
but I’ve gotta secure my safety for weeks to come.
We have a chance to get rid of him right now.
We might not get this chance anymore.
He could win the next one, and then one of us will be out.
And I’m telling you right now, I will have all of your backs.
-Oh, hi, honey! -Are you guys hungry?
There’s--all the food’s downstairs.
-We’ll go in a sec. -Like bags. No, come now.
-Okay, we’ll come right now. -’Cause--
-Yeah. -And then it’s Jacuzzi time.
-Yeah, I’m changing. -All right.
Can you-- wait, can you come here?
[whispering] Sit down for a second.
-What is going on? -I don’t know. You tell me.
[chewing] Who should I vote for?
Okay, well, do you want the direct competition,
or do you want me, wimpy, little Corinne against--
-Who should--wimpy? -I’m being serious.
Listen, I’m gonna look out for you.
Just do the same for me in the future, okay?
-Yeah. I got you. -Okay.
I think Bananas has a soft spot for me in his heart.
...or do you think he’s just like that?
[metal clanking]
Oh, God. Am I being played?
Time to get ----ed up.
Time to do a death drop on these bitches.
If I’m the only one that shows up to this Jacuzzi party,
this is gonna be really lame.
Fine! Fine! Jacuzzi, here we come.
-Tanisha darlin’. -Oh, sh--.
-I know. [laughs] -Nobody else is here.
I know I’m playing this wrong. I’m playing this like,
"Oh, everyone should just like me because of who I am,
and I’m gonna win this."
That’s not the way you play this.
I got to form an alliance. I got to make deals.
So, what can I offer you? You know I’m not a threat.
-If I do vote for you to stay... -Yes.
-...you can’t put me up. -Deal.
Who’s coming to the Jacuzzi party?
Come on, Bobby!
I will go as far as I can on my own,
and I will never, ever put you up.
-Okay. -Deal. Gosh. It’s sold.
Buys me another week.
Of course you wanna stay.
Doesn’t matter how much money or the good life you have.
Come on. Who’s gon’ turn down cash?
Hello?
All right. You gave me a lot to think about.
-Okay. -This is the nicest,
most beautiful douchebag I have ever seen. [laughs]
I’m telling you, I’m in a real dilemma here.
See, this is my problem. I knew it.
I hate to see you leave, but--but, Jax,
if I’m being honest, I love to watch you go.
Yeah, yeah. Okay. All right now. You better slow. Uh-oh.
♪
I thought I would win all these damn challenges.
I’m not even coming in second or... [laughs]
-BANANAS: Yeah! -[laughs]
I just wanna stay and have some more fun.
I’m having a lot more fun. I’m getting away from my kid,
my wife. I’m having a good time.
You’re telling everybody how wonderful
your nice little family and your life is?
Who--who’s this? Nice--little.
Your wife made $200M.
I told you this, not everybody. I told you.
You’re like a dark cloud walking around.
-Am I a dark cloud? -Raining--raining all over.
-Darth Vader. -Am I a dark cloud?
To me you are, because I don’t like you.
-I’m-a go to my room. -Ooh, y’all.
You remind me of every high school bully
that I grew up with. -Oh, my God.
A bully, coming from the guy who degrades women
on national television. -I mean...
Can’t wait for you to leave tomorrow, bro.
It’s a pay-per-view extravaganza.
It’s Jax versus Shake in a verbal assault
that could turn physical.
You are one and done.
Talk to me when you’ve been on the show for as long as I have.
You think you’re gonna win, but you’re not.
You’re prolonging the inevitable.
Hey, I already did win ’cause I beat your ass.
-You’re a scumbag. -Oh, sh--. Wow.
If I see you out in Hollywood,
I will gladly go back to jail for you.
If I actually had to fight, that’d be a tough one, actually.
[laughs]
Trust me. Ask these guys.
I’ve been to jail many, many times.
This is a really entertaining performance.
I’m feeling really good since I have the opportunity
to target Jax in front of everybody.
He’s a douche.
You are exactly what everybody says you are.
That worked out perfectly.
You better hope that I leave tomorrow.
My triggers are coming back.
Everything that I try to suppress is coming out.
I see red.
Yeah, you just have to keep-- pump the brakes, Jax.
Give me a little pump the brakes action.
-BANANAS: Jax, pump the brakes. -That’s why I get in trouble.
♪
BOBBY: Can’t decipher whether this is a Red Bull or a beer.
At some point, I look over,
and Bobby has an eighth of a fifth of tequila,
finishes it. [laughs]
No chaser, no ice.
Have you guys ever chugged a beer?
BANANAS: You mean opened it and just drank it down?
Yes!
Bobby is on one right now.
I have a good idea.
Oh, God, I can’t wait to hear this.
I don’t know if it’s the liquor. I think soon...
All right.
BANANAS: So, should we just bust into the room?
-Yeah. -This is a really bad idea.
Just have a beer.
Yeah.
I gotta see what’s going on in this [bleep]damn ----ing...
Should we turn it down? Let’s turn it down.
Bananas is gaslighting Bobby to go confront the house.
This should go over like a fart in church.
-Let’s go. -Yep, I already know.
All right. Let’s go. Come on, guys.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay.
Bobby, I ain’t gonna be out there
on the front line protecting you,
but what I will do is I’ll stand behind you
and...push you into a situation.
BANANAS: Who’s first on the Hit List?
All right, let’s go.
And if you are smoldering, I will fan the flames.
Mwah. I love you, baby. This is the only man I trust.
[laughs] A real man.
-Bobby. -I worship thee.
If you know me from "Love & Hip Hop,"
you know that I am the agent of chaos.
Wake up, bitches. You’re not getting any goddamn sleep,
in the name of Jesus, Satan, and Mother Mary.
There are times when I pull off certain tactics.
It’s all a part of my strategy. I want them to fear me.
Had it with these bitches.
Wake up, bitches.
You gotta sleep with shades on?
That’s how I know she’s not to be trusted.
I just want to have front row seats.
-I thought I could trust you. -Get the [bleep] out of my room!
-No, no, seriously, no serious-- -Son of a bitch.
[voice breaking] No, seriously, New York, seriously?
BANANAS: Bobby is doing a full-on Broadway act.
-Nothing even happened. -No, you guys have been up here
just slandering my name like you guys can’t trust me.
I’m not prepared for this. What is going on?
Johnny Bananas, would you please come get
what’s ever going on on this floor up?
I wish I could.
You can hear me out. You know why?
Because at the end of the day, this is a competition,
and I will take you out.
-Would you shut up, Bobby? -[laughs]
You don’t even believe what the [bleep] you’re saying.
You’ve been treating me like sh--.
I’m starting to question, do I smell like sh--?
And I know I don’t.
So I know now for a fact she’s being a [bleep]damn villain,
and I can’t trust it.
I’m just gonna go to sleep at this point.
-I just can’t take it. -No, don’t go to sleep.
I see every one of you guys tomorrow
at the elimination.
Come on. Don’t go to sleep.
NEW YORK: Bananas, would you please put Bobby to bed?
He’s the greatest entertainment we’ve had since we’ve been here.
What is bed? Sick of it.
I’m playing by the rules, and I’m just professing this
to you guys that I don’t know where I stand with you bitches.
[laughter]
Sick of it. Had it!
Fairplay, what in the [bleep] is happening in this house?
We’re--We’re not sure.
♪
I feel like sh--, run over twice, man.
Someone’s gonna go home.
I couldn’t sleep last night. It was just a mess.
Like, yes, I may be just a big goon that likes to win,
but I need to convince them that I’m not a threat,
and it’s very, very stressful.
♪
Um, do you think Banana is playing me?
Like, saying he’s gonna vote for me and then not?
I have not talked to him about it at all.
You don’t want Jax here. You don’t.
-You don’t. Yeah. Yeah. -Okay.
You know that. That’s been the case from the start.
I’m gonna sage this house. Just clear the air.
♪
Bobby Lytes is a slithering snake of destruction.
He wanted to ruin my beauty sleep
so my game would be off.
That’s his strategy.
He is here to ruin everybody’s lives
until he wins the prize.
♪
BANANAS: Oh!
Almost wore the same outfit. You would have looked silly.
Oh, man. It would have looked so much better on you, too.
-There she is. -Another day, another bodysuit.
♪
Anfisa is hot. I get it.
♪
[exhales deeply]
Guess what, Anfisa? Two can play at this game.
You’re gonna do downward dog?
Well, I’m gonna...hold on.
[producer laughs]
♪
[clears throat]
♪
Let’s just get the elephant out of the room.
Yes, I have a crush on Johnny Bananas.
♪
Sexy little man.
♪
JAX: What are you making now?
Dude, spaghetti, garlic bread.
Oh, yeah!
While everyone is dying of anxiety
over who’s going home first,
I’m gonna make a good, old-fashioned Italian feast.
TANISHA: I love that.
♪
This look like Food Network or nah?
[whistles]
This is really good. Thank you, guys. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
Sometimes I’m like, is it "600-Pound Life"
or "House of Supervillain"?
I really love how we’re doing this last supper
before somebody gets sent home.
♪
Just in time for dinner!
Please don’t acknowledge me just because I walk into the room.
That’s the ultimate sign of weakness.
What?
Oh, Bobby, please don’t even start
to even look at the sky right now.
[laughter]
I was waiting to talk to you because I know that I went
into your room last night,
and I know that I was in a drunk rage.
I really want everyone to just get along.
-I love you guys. -Nothing even happened.
Nothing happened?
Nothing happened. We’re all--it’s fine.
-Something did happen. -I tried to stop him.
Oh, I know you did.
Yeah. You were the ringleader of it all.
-Corinne, how dare you? -What did I do?
You just defended him for coming in the room and waking us up.
You said, "Nothing really happened." Yes, it did.
-No! -Are you crazy?
I don’t understand why you would even do that.
You said you want everybody to get along.
-I do. -In a house full of villains?
That’s not gonna happen, sweetheart.
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. I’ll put-- Put it like this.
If nothing happened last night,
come into the room and do it again.
Do it every single night, because nothing happened.
I don’t want her to be mad at me.
And I do wanna say this. I totally apologize.
I thought we were working together.
I thought we were getting along, but now I’m not so sure.
So, I need to suck up to her and kiss her ass
and make sure that I have her vote,
’cause I don’t wanna go home tonight.
Let’s all talk for a second. This is--
I don’t wanna talk to you!
It’s like a movie.
This is truly the "House of Villains."
-[laughs] -[indistinct shouting]
[singsongy] These girls are crazy.
♪
You’re not listening.
I don’t wanna listen because you’re just, nah-nah-nah.
-I didn’t defend him. -He wasn’t talking to me.
-I’m saying nothing. -He was--He was talking to me.
Nothing happened for him to say that.
[singsongy] These girls are crazy.
Watching this confrontation,
I feel like I may have a little bit of a chance.
-Ladies, ladies. -NEW YORK: Oh, my gosh!
I’m not having this conversation with you.
CORINNE: Why are you not listening?
Because I don’t need to listen to you,
’cause you ain’t saying sh--. -But you--
If you ever gonna say sh--, then I’m gonna listen. I’m done.
CORINNE: I’m trying to explain what I said.
It was giving "Mean Girls." New York is Regina George,
and Corinne is Gretchen Wieners.
I can only do so much of what I can do.
This is the "House of Villains." Everybody’s not gonna get along.
Okay, okay.
-No, it won’t be okay. -So, don’t vote for me.
I’ve done nothing but be nice
to every single person in this house, seriously.
So, if anyone else has anything to say about it,
please say it now.
This is insane.
It’s enough already. Like, go to anger management.
Figure it the [bleep] out.
Not everyone is after you.
New York is used to being the HBIC,
but I’m the HQIC, Head Queer in Charge.
[laughs]
[bell tolls]
Good evening, villains.
-BANANAS: Oh. -OMAROSA: The voice is back.
It is time to get ready for your first Banishment Ceremony.
Sh--.
I’m over this bullsh--.
♪
Now it’s getting down to the wire.
My anxieties are high and lows.
One minute where I’m feeling really good,
and then there’s another minute where I’m just quiet.
My emotions are running wild.
I do want to stay. I need this just as much as anybody else.
Ooh.
That bookcase, you idiot. Whoa!
-Jesus, Bobby. -[laughs]
Bookcase o’clock.
♪
Well, well, well, here we are.
Villains, welcome to your first Banishment Ceremony.
We’re here today to find out which one of you was so bad
that a house full of villains wants you gone first.
Embarrassing.
Corinne and Jax,
one of you is the worst of the worst.
If you are banished tonight,
you will be out of the competition
and lose out on a chance to win $200,000,
and most importantly, you’ll miss out on valuable screen time
to promote your brand.
Omarosa, you’re Supervillain of the Week.
Please take your seat.
♪
Corinne, Jax, you are up for Banishment.
Please stand in front of your chairs.
♪
It’s time for your final pleas.
I regret how athletic I was.
I kind of didn’t read the room. No pun intended.
Uh, if you think I am a physical threat,
think again, because I haven’t really
won a challenge or came close to winning a challenge.
Obviously, the choice is up to you.
You can really see how that pulls on your emotions--
someone who just apologized for being too athletic.
[laughter]
Corinne, this is your chance to defend yourself.
Banishing me would be a huge mistake.
I’m a good team player, and I’m not a physical threat.
Does anybody else have anything to say
about either Jax or Corinne?
This one right here,
I see your heart, and it’s ruthless,
it’s black, it’s ugly,
and I know why you’re in this house--
because you’re a demon, and you’re demon-possessed.
Wow.
Demon?
I have never in the 10 years I’ve been on TV
ever been called a demon, not even by my ex-girlfriends.
All right, you guys, it is time for you to vote.
Your votes remain anonymous. And while we’re doing that,
we’re gonna have these guys take a seat.
And by that, I mean strap you in.
This sucks. This is the worst feeling in the world.
It’s bringing me right back to when I got eliminated
on "The Bachelor."
[sobbing]
I knew that’s what you were looking for. [laughs]
Tanisha, you’re up first. Take the door to the left,
go to the dungeon and then go to your secret voting booth.
No one’s ever called me a demon.
I think I’m a good Christian father.
I gave everybody my spiel.
Now I’m just gonna hope for the best
and leave it up to the heavens...or the villains.
Jax, I feel like I got to know you,
and we got close, and I really wanna save you.
I honestly don’t wanna go home. I would love to win this thing.
I didn’t come here for no reason.
You’re just not a hot little blonde.
Sorry, buddy.
I am feeling...super nervous.
Corinne has been nothing but nice to me.
There’s $200K on the line.
You have been showing a lot of signs of weakness.
A bit worried
about your emotional stability in the house.
You really never know. This is the "House of Villains."
Corinne did ruffle my feathers.
But I gotta do what I gotta do.
[chime]
Do I look like a ----ing demon?
I’ve never been called that in my life.
[sniffles]
♪
The votes are in. The first person to be banished
from the "House of Villains" is...
♪
BANANAS: Next on "House of Villains"...
JOEL: I’m throwing you a party.
You will all show up wearing disguises and voice changers.
[distorted voice]
The villain who correctly guesses the most identities
of our masked partiers is our new Supervillain.
How embarrassing. You all wore the same robe.
Who’s this from?
-That’s your handwriting? -No.
So, I’m not gonna lie. I don’t trust your roommate very much.
Do what you have to do.
No one is safe, including my roommate.
Goodbye.
-ALL: Oh! -[laughter]
Bitch, I’m scared.
♪