BANANAS: Previously on "House of Villains"...
I’m gonna do everything in my power for you to say.
I did not expect this at all. I don’t care who it is,
Like, as long as Shake doesn’t win.
I know that I’m gonna be nervous,
and when I get nervous, I don’t perform as well.
Everybody is counting on me and Corinne to get Shake out.
-Oh, my ----ing God. -Okay.
But I don’t know if I can do it.
Tanisha, we’re failing really bad.
TANISHA: There’s nothing I could do.
-All right, Corinne’s out. -Tanisha, don’t quit!
-She’s quitting. -I can’t do it. Sorry.
I need to put everything on the line
to show everyone why I deserve to be in this game.
Six, seven, eight.
CHOIR: ♪ I didn’t get no sleep ’cause of y’all ♪
♪ Y’all gon’ get no sleep ’cause of me ♪
-Ha! -Tanisha pulled off
arguably the greatest prank I’ve ever seen in my entire career.
The votes are in.
The third villain to be banished from the house is...
♪
-...by unanimous decision... -[whispers] Oh, my God.
-...Corinne. -OMAROSA: Goodbye.
[screaming] Oh, my God.
♪
[sighs]
BANANAS: Oh, man. Poor Corinne.
They flung her into a different dimension, dude.
Corinne? You run out of oxygen?
♪
I love how we all turned against Corinne.
I just was hoping somebody voted for her
so we could have all did this.
So, it looked like who voted for her? [laughs]
Corinne is voted out unanimously.
I really wanted to keep her in the house,
but when I heard that everybody else
was going to vote against her, I did the same thing.
Thank you, guys. I love Corinne. I feel really bad.
-I know you do. -I’m here to fight another day.
It’s very traumatic. [sighs] Very traumatic, even right now.
[tape rewinding sound]
Tanisha banging pots and pans
and waking people up.
♪ Get the eff up, get the eff up ♪
They all have pots and pans, so I join in the festivities.
She has a tambourine in her hand.
She hit me from behind,
and they pretended like it didn’t happen.
She’s such a coward.
♪
[tape rewinding sound]
♪
You wanna play games? Let’s play games.
And everybody came to me and said they saw her hit me.
[projector whirring]
They just don’t wanna be involved.
Only person that’s willing to be loudmouth is Bobby.
He’s like, "I saw it. I’ll tell the truth."
Did she?
No tambourine hit her ever.
-No, I know. -It’s personal.
Get the ----ing security guard.
You about to have the house tore down.
This bitch thinks she’s slick.
You trying to [bleep] up the game,
but another way, and you’re trying to send Tanisha home
by getting her eliminated from the competition.
Wow, you really are a ----ing villain.
♪
-I want my phone now. -One second. Okay. Hang on.
I want it now.
Everybody’s making light of the situation.
I’m done. I’m not okay with this. I’m not comfortable.
I don’t want to be in a small room with her.
Ay-yi-yi. Man!
[screaming]
I know, right? I was a little bit worried for that, but...
-You was worried for me? -Yeah.
Really? But I thought you was gonna save Corinne.
-Why? -Because she loves you so much.
-I don’t care about that. -[laughs]
You sound like me in my love life.
[voice breaking] Getting hit from the back
is not an accident, and she needs to go.
And they’ve decided to keep her in the house.
I don’t feel safe, and nobody here is listening.
I worked harder than any of these people in this house
carrying bitches on my shoulder to make this sh-- look good.
And negligent. You’re right. That is negligent.
They breached a contract at this point.
Do what you need to do.
-[knock on door] -[sighs]
Is, uh, your roommate okay or...
I’m not sure.
Unless you’re really, really tight with Omarosa,
you might be better off with Tanisha around.
She’s put me on the Hit List twice, for example.
-Right. Right. -Like, at this point,
I’m like, ehh.
TANISHA: Mm-hmm.
No problem. Mm-hmm.
I have no beef with you, Omarosa.
I will respect your decision to stay away.
I am not trying to fight you.
You felt like I did anything to violate,
I am sorry, and I genuinely mean that.
-Okay. Thank you. Okay. -JOHN: Thanks, guys.
Yummy. Watch. How you say before it goes in there?
Vroom!
-BOBBY: It’s really hot. -ANFISA: It’s really good.
BOBBY: Money, honey.
-Ooh! -Hi!
There she is. You want a glass of vino?
-No, not that one. Yo, yo. -I’m making some mac and cheese.
Yo.
-Restraining order on you? -Shh.
-I can’t go near her. -Shut the [bleep] up.
-Yeah. -We have a soap opera.
Restraining order?
Yo, we’re definitely getting a second season.
-[laughs] -Let’s go sit on the--Come on.
-FAIRPLAY: On the fire? -Come on, Foreskin.
[laughs]
Join the group. Just don’t assault me with the tambourine,
and we’ll be good. -Oh, my gosh. Shut up.
That never happened. You guys were all there.
Omarosa, come sit down! We got the fire going!
-Squeeze in. -Thank you.
Omarosa’s saying she needs her space.
She wants me to stay away from her.
What the hell happened to the 5 feet rule?
Why are you so close to me?
I’ve been trying to get Corinne out for three weeks.
It took me reverse psychology in y’all
to get y’all to finally get the strength. [laughs]
Omarosa, the fact that you want credit
for every single thing that happens in this house
is ludicrous.
BANANAS: I’d like to see Fairplay as a supervillain.
-Yeah. -Personally, personally.
I have never won individual immunity on "Survivor."
That is one of my, like, bucket list things.
Fairplay is my roommate, but I deserve to be Supervillain.
BANANAS: There’s no time like the present.
Yeah, yeah.
I can get on board with this. I can get on board with it.
♪
[power rock ballad playing]
♪
♪ Heaven’s gonna have to wait ♪
♪ You can’t give up, we’ll be all right ♪
♪ ’Cause I’m not leavin’ ♪
♪
♪ ’Cause I’m not leavin’ ♪
♪
-Wait? What, today? -Yeah.
Omarosa, girl, nobody is buying it.
-Do you miss Corinne? -I miss her.
It’s a little quiet without her.
BANANAS: Oh!
-Bye, guys. -Hey.
I gotta go get this X-ray since I was bashed on the back
of the hand with a tambourine violently yesterday.
-Oh, my God. -Oh!
A tambourine.
The most deadly weapon known to man.
Do you want to walk me to the door?
Yeah. Come on, let’s go.
Let me tell you this. There’s nothing wrong with her hand.
-I’ll see you. Bye. -Good luck. All right.
-We’ll be praying for ya! -Please do.
♪
♪ Ah, ah ♪ ♪
Here’s the game plan, old Fairplay.
It’s time for you to, uh, take a seat
at the, uh, Supervillain of the Week throne.
I’ve never won individual immunity on "Survivor."
-This is my chance. -All right.
-This is my bucket list. -For someone who claims to be
this reality television mastermind,
it blows my mind that the guy
has never won any sort of daily competition,
so he really, really, really wants to win
today’s Battle Royale challenge and become Supervillain.
Fine by me.
I will do everything in my power to help you win.
Yes. Regardless of what anyone tells me after the fact,
it’s just like, hey, Bananas is safe.
Don’t worry. You can put them there to win.
I don’t trust anybody. You ain’t going up.
Appreciate that.
-ANFISA: Welcome back. -Oh, girl, you look so cute.
Thank you. How did it go?
PRODUCER: Let’s talk about the tambourine.
What about the tambourine?
You know I can only talk about very limited...
Well, that’s--yeah, let’s talk about what you can talk about.
I’m gonna have to skip the whole thing.
[bell tolls]
Good afternoon, villains.
Please get ready and head downstairs
for your next Battle Royale challenge.
I’m ready. Let’s go.
BANANAS: It’s ----ing go time.
BOBBY: She has a wrist brace.
I cannot take seeing Omarosa’s hand in this brace.
I...Girl!
Ohh! What is this?
-BANANAS: What is it, puppies? -TANISHA: Not the handcuffs.
I’m very comfortable with the handcuffs.
Obviously, I’m a bad girl.
This is my forte, and I’m ready to play.
Seriously, you have to swallow the key, though.
-Oh, hey, everyone. -Hey, Joel!
How are you doing today, Shake?
-Good. -Ha ha ha! I’m just kidding.
I’m not actually there. This is pre-recorded.
What, they couldn’t afford an actual villain today,
so we get-- -Here we go.
Your next Battle Royale challenge
is called Power Trip, which is, I guess,
slightly different than how you normally behave?
Well, just go with it.
In front of you is a briefcase.
You will all randomly draw from the bag
to see whose wrist the case will be handcuffed to first.
The player holding the briefcase must pass the cas
to another villain who has not yet had the case.
The last villain to get the cas wins the challenge
and is rewarded whatever is inside the case.
It’s kind of like musical chairs,
except with no music,
and instead of chairs, there’s a briefcase.
Understand? Good. Here...we...go!
-[laughs] -[laughs]
BOBBY: I don’t get it.
Basically, if you want them out, hand them the briefcase.
The last person who receives the suitcase
becomes Supervillain of the Week.
BANANAS: Who wants to draw first?
The house is basically divided.
You have Omarosa, Bobby, and Anfisa on one side.
You have myself, Tanisha
Jonny Fairplay, and Shake on the other.
And if all goes according to plan,
one of the four of us will become Supervillain.
All right, everyone, hands out.
I have to become Supervillain this challenge.
Three, two, one, open.
-Oh, my God. [laughs] -I got the red ball.
Yeah, but that means you get to give it
to whoever you don’t like.
Now I have a lot of power in my hands.
I could give this briefcase to Shake,
but I’m also thinking about giving it to Bananas
because he put me on the Hit List last week.
I’ve been waiting for this moment.
What are you thinking?
[sighs] You nominated me.
I--that--I was forced to. You forced my hand.
I have an idea. [laughs]
Wanna tell me? Let’s go.
The plot thickens.
Well, if you give it to Tanisha,
she’s gonna give it to me.
Regardless, one of the four of us is gonna win.
I like that.
-Oh, damn. Oh! [laughs] -You want it?
Let me step out of this conversation.
I think Shake, ’cause he gives it to her,
and then she gives it to Tanisha, and then we’re good.
I’m one of the greatest strategists
in the history of reality television.
Part of my strategy has been to make friends
with everyone in the house,
and I think it’s finally gonna pay off.
So, what if she gives it to Tanisha first,
and then Tanisha gives it to me? Then I control where it goes...
BOTH: Next.
I really want to give it to Shake and say, "You’re toast."
If you give it to Tanisha, she will 100% give it to me.
BOBBY: I think you should give it to Shake.
FAIRPLAY: No.
I think you should give it to Tanisha.
I really like Tanisha. We have a good relationship so far.
-Okay, I’m ready. -OMAROSA: Okay.
But I have to think about the bigger picture
and about my alliance and about who I want to win in the end.
Holding this briefcase gives a lot of power,
and I would love to give this power to Tanisha.
♪
BANANAS: Muahahahaha!
Thank you so much. See you guys soon.
After what I experienced in the last 40 hours,
she’s definitely giving it to me.
[whistling]
-You give it to her. -That’s it.
-Right, next? -She’s out.
Tanisha, this isn’t rocket science.
All right, so the briefcase is gonna go to, unfortunately...
Shake, I’m sorry.
-Oh, damn. -Nah, I’m playing. [laughs]
-Oh, my God. -You hit her with the redirect!
You got me good. I gotta say.
Our plan is executed to a "T."
[blows kiss] Chef’s kiss.
-So, of all the challenges... -Oh, yeah.
This is a chill one, man. I want you to end with it.
I want to end with it more than anything.
Like, I literally--I-I said a prayer to the "Survivor" gods.
-You’re gonna get it. -I have made my decision!
Meet me at the swan.
Step two of our plan-- go after Shake.
It’s time to stick the knife in his back
and turn it a little bit.
After much pondering,
Shake.
-Whoa! -[laughter]
-Oh! -Love it. I love it. I love it.
Now all of a sudden, her wrist is fine.
This is the reality television version of a flop.
I don’t think anyone’s buying it.
All right, Bobby, come over here.
♪
[bleep]
It’s over for me. Like, I’m ----ed.
I really thought I had a good chance
at winning this challenge.
[sighs] Wow.
I decide who wins Supervillain right now.
I, uh, I know you were mentioning your shoulders.
-Oh. -Here you go.
[laughter]
Bobby, I know you’re mentioning your quads, your little--
Whoa, hey, hey, hey, I tightened the quad a little--
-I get--I get--I get-- -White or red?
Red, please. Red, please.
Bobby, I just wanna mention how
I’m a really good, clean roommate,
and, uh, I stopped snoring after the humidifier.
-I’ve made my decisions. -Child.
I’m gonna be on the horse inside if you guys need me.
He wants you to put it on him while he’s riding the horse.
Okay. Let’s go. Johnny Bananas, you’re in deep sh--.
Pride cometh before the goddamn fall.
Is this happening?
We’re almost there. It’s the final stretch.
It’s the pointing end of the game.
There’s only one more step.
-So, it’s just me, right? -Whoo!
You’re the winner!
-[cheering] -Ohh!
Yes, Jonny!
You are Supervillain of the ----ing Week.
It is an honor to be the first one
to ever crown you... -Yes!
...or cuff you as winner of a daily competition.
-So, here you go, brother. -There you go, Jonny!
After 20-plus years, I’ve won a challenge.
-Wait, what’s in the suitcase? -Yo, what’s in it?
There’s gonna be some ----ed up sh-- inside this box, dude.
♪
There’s no way this is good for you.
♪
What is it?
-It’s Joel! -Ohh!
-Hey! -Oh, hi, it’s me again.
Congrats. You’ve won the challenge,
and your reward is...a twist.
♪
Congrats. You’ve won the challenge,
and your reward is...a twist.
♪
You are not the Supervillain.
-Wow! -Oh, my God.
-Oh! I told y’all. -Sh--, dude. I’m sorry.
Here’s the good news. You still have the power.
You have one hour to decide who becomes the Supervillain.
Your time starts now.
The case will self-destruct in five, four, three, two...
[all yelling]
Hold that sh--!
I thought Supervillain number four was mine.
I left my family to play,
and I wanna be the ----ing greatest.
I just wanted to ----ing win one. [bleep] Damn it.
-I know. -You [bleep] heads.
Literally take a moment.
FAIRPLAY: ----ing assholes.
Fairplay looks pathetic, and I feel disgusted looking at him.
[sighs]
A grown man acting that way is just...ridiculous.
But he seems like he’s really thinking about sh--.
He’s gonna--well, he has to.
Well, I think what he’s thinking about is the fact that
he went from getting his... -Dream.
...dream to being a Supervillain, you know?
-I explained to him... -Okay.
...that the house chose him, and that should mean a lot.
Yeah.
I need a second.
I’m not talking to anybody for five minutes.
I’m an idiot. I get it. What-- What am I thinking?
But I don’t care.
TANISHA: He’s stressed. He’s really stressed out.
Yeah, he really stressed.
FAIRPLAY: You ----ing dickheads. I’m ----ing pissed.
I ----ing wanted one ----ing thing.
This has been my life for 20 freaking years.
It is literally a slap in the face.
[crying]
♪
[exhales deeply] Are you kidding me?
It’s a lot to take in.
[sad violin playing]
I’m good. I’m good. So... [sighs]
♪
I’m...Hey, no tears. Let’s ----ing fight.
[exhales deeply]
Okay. That was crazy.
So, I’m not Supervillain.
-Hey, Fairplay... -I’ll talk to--
I’ll talk to each of you one at a time.
-Yeah. -Whoever wants talk to me first,
it’s fine. -I’ll talk to you first.
’cause I’m-a get it out the way. -Okay, well...
I’m your roommate, and I love you, and, like,
if you don’t choose me, I’m gonna feel some type of way.
I’m gonna move to the other room because
I’m gonna feel like I can’t even...
Well, hear me out. So, here’s the three.
Would you do that?
-Absolutely. -Okay.
-You promise? -Yes. Absolutely.
Seems to be a little more power than I anticipated.
-Have you made your decision? -No.
Great power comes great responsibility, my friend.
-How you feeling? -Uh, pretty crappy,
-Omarosa. -What are you thinking?
Do not pick me. [laughs] I am telling you.
Okay. So, where’s your head at?
It’s either between Shake and Tanisha,
and I think Tanisha is the ----ing better route to go.
-How you feeling? -I’d like to know where
your head would be at if you were...Supervillain.
Omarosa’s definitely up. Maybe Anfisa.
As long as Banana-- I keep Bananas safe.
What about Bobby?
You can pick one, and Bananas is your pick.
[sighs] You asking me to pick between Bananas and Bobby?
[sighs] [bleep]
♪ Drop it down low, pick it up slow ♪
-♪ Oh ♪ -Hey, hey.
I’ll say Bananas. We like cookies and cream.
Okay.
That’s the deal I’m willing to make.
-Deal. -And you--and you agree that...
That you will pick him, yes.
-Okay. -Okay.
Would you allow me to pick the three people?
Well, let’s talk about the three people
and see if there’s any synergies there.
Would you let me pick the three?
[laughs] We can discuss.
Okay, okay. I’ll take that.
♪
[whispers] That wasn’t a deal.
Bobby offered me to pick the three, and--
He’s not gonna fall through with that.
Shake offered we could talk, and Tanisha offered
I can pick the three
as long as you’re off the table, and only you.
I like that deal a lot better
’cause here’s the way that I see it.
By saying Bobby, that’s putting me up.
-He--He-- -He’s going to.
-Bananas, get out of his head! -Come on.
Just come over here real quick.
The guy is a loose ----ing cannon.
He’s never gone against me, and he’s promised me--
-He hasn’t had the chance... -I know.
...Jonny.
-Fairplay. -Come here, Bobby.
You ever seen "The Simpsons"? You know, like Mr. Burns?
Fairplay’s... [sighs]
"Listen, man... [sighs] he’s gonna do me a solid,
and he’s not gonna throw you in."
Can you squash you guys’ beef?
-Me and him? -Yes, and you promise
if you were to get the power, you promised that you would...
Oh, he thinks I’m gonna put him on.
-Yes. -That’s why you put it down.
I’m a fair player. I’ve done nothing--
Corinne, you can save it. My vote’s for Bobby.
Game on.
How much do you love this guy?
I love him so much, and that’s why I feel disappointed.
Would you do anything for this guy’s game?
Yes.
You’ve put me on the Hit List, I’m coming for him.
♪
-If you trust this guy enough... -Yes.
...that then your game’s potentially at risk.
-Yep. -I love how he’s really
protecting himself, but you have nothing to worry.
I’m pinky promising you. I promise you. Look at me. Look.
You just pinky-swore?
I promise you I’m not gonna put you on the Hit List.
Bobby could have given me the briefcase
and made Banana Supervillain of the Week, but he chose me,
and now he’s saying I can pick the Hit List.
We’re good.
I just sacrificed my game for you.
My word is bond when it comes to a deal like this.
-This is a deal. -Cameras around,
you, this, that. I’m not gonna ----ing break it.
-FAIRPLAY: Okay. -BANANAS: All right.
I kind of feel like Bobby would put me up.
You think Bobby will put you up
after all that he’s talking? -Yeah, he would.
-He, you know? -Okay.
Bobby, where are we? You think he’s gonna do it?
[bell tolls]
E.V.A.: Your time is up, Fairplay.
Whoo.
Head to the living room to choose the next Supervillain
[exhales deeply]
Hello, everyone.
So, at the end of the day,
this decision was actually kinda easy.
Bobby, you’re my only choice to be Supervillain of the Week.
[voice breaking] Okay, I’m gonna cry.
OMAROSA: Bobby!
-Oh, Bobby! -Bobby.
TANISHA: See?! I told you, superstar!
[cackles]
I have full control at a very pivotal time in the game.
I literally want these mother----ers to suffer,
each and every last one of them.
-I love you so much. -I love you so much.
-I love you. -I love you, too.
SHAKE: Well, what are you thinking?
I’m thinking Bobby’s
the most unpredictable human being on Earth.
I mean, I think the odds, obviously,
you and I going in are...
-High? -Very.
You don’t make decisions based
on your emotions or feelings, dude.
He--he is on the other side.
I mean, he’s living over there. That’s his environment.
It’s clear now that Jonny is playing a different game.
He’s being a floater, and I’m not talking about the floater
you drop in the tank of your friend’s toilet.
Although I would have more respect for a turd
floating in the back of my friend’s toilet
than I do for Fairplay right now.
The streets taught me better,
and I could see right through the bullsh--.
-I’ve been knew about Fairplay. -Okay.
I’ve been knew.
Why couldn’t they consider what I was saying?
I cannot believe we’re in this position.
Listen, Bananas and Shake literally thought
we had this in the bag. Really?
Anyway, whatever. We ready for whatever, right?
[yawns] Ready to shut it down.
I know a snake-y, sneaky person when I see him.
Now I know where I stand with him, and I’m done.
I’m over it. War coming.
Just us--space crew. That’s all we got now.
♪
BOBBY: [singsongy] ♪
-Okay. -Oh, God.
I’m telling you, I’m asleep.
Hey, guys. Hey. You guys asleep?
Oh, you guys are acting like you’re sleeping. Got it.
Since I’m Supervillain of the Week,
we must have a Pride party in the house.
So, we’re throwing a Pride party tonight.
The Pride party’s coming up!
-I’ll be the stripper. -Hey, hey!
Y’all know me, forever being mischievous and messy.
I’m like, you know what?
Let me mask my chaos in a party.
I’ll only attend this club night on one condition.
-What? -You have to dress me up.
I am gonna dress you.
-Ohh! -I’m gonna dress you.
-But in your clothes. -Yes, I am gonna dress you.
All right. Deal.
Oh, my God. Hi! Thank you so much.
Of course.
OMAROSA: I love the glasses!
Don’t worry. We’re gonna get the party started right now.
Oh, you know what? I’m just gonna wear jeans.
He’s about to dress like a go-go dancer prostitute
from 1988 in New York City.
Tap into Johnny Papaya.
While this party is obviously a way for everyone to just
show out and let their freak flag fly...
Oh, I love it. Yes.
...you see me as Johnny Bananas, the man’s man, the guy’s guy.
But I also wanna let you know, inside,
there is a drag queen just waiting to jump out.
Okay. Now snug. Okay.
Move your hand, move your hand, move your hand. Okay. Boom.
-[laughs] -Amazing!
Bananas is enjoying this process a lot.
Oh, he’s a little bit too much. Okay?
♪
I’ve got the goods. I know how to use what my mama gave me.
You’re not used to having lashes on.
Oh, wow.
Once I looked at myself in the mirror, I’m like...
yeah, I’d do me.
It’s hard to tuck into a Speedo. Who would have guessed?
[dance music playing]
♪
Oh, sh--!
-Ah, I got it! Got it, got it. -You’re supposed to--
I’m not gonna sit here and beg.
I’m not gonna grovel to not be put up.
But what I’m going to do is just show Bobby
that if I’m put on the Hit List, and I go home...
what you’re gonna be losing.
Oh, my God!
♪ I’m in it for the money ♪
-♪ I’m in it for the money ♪ -Oh!
-♪ I’m in it for the money ♪ -Make it rain!
♪ Oh, yeah, I’m in it for the money ♪
-[laughs] -Yes!
[laughter]
[cheering]
BOBBY: Ride that ----ing pony!
Yellow...mellow. Hello!
[cheering]
-Hey! -Hey!
♪ Okay, I believe you ♪
♪ Jump in the line, shake, shake, Señora ♪
♪
-[bell tolls] -E.V.A.: Good morning, villains
Get out of bed.
It’s time for the luxury reward
Please head to the bar.
♪
Bobby has a choice to make.
I am the only villain in the house
to go on every single luxury award so far.
So, let’s keep this streak going, don’t you think?
Last night was mad real, sunglasses and Advil.
Bobby Lytes, you are the Supervillain.
Who do you choose to take on your luxury reward today?
♪
Well, first, I’d like to just keep it short and simple.
Definitely gonna take Fairplay, my roommate.
He’s the reason why I’m Supervillain.
Also, I wanted to return the favor from the other rounds
and all the glorious moments you’ve given me on the show,
so, Omarosa... -Yay! Thank you.
-...would you join me? -Yes.
Omarosa has been someone that’s been
a pretty solid person towards me in the house,
from keeping me off the Hit List,
taking me on the first luxury rewards.
So, I feel like this is a righteous thing to do.
Not saying that I’m a righteous person or anything like that.
Bobby, Fairplay, and Omarosa,
get ready to cruise and meet outside.
-[gasps] -Ooh.
-Cruise! -Cruise?
♪
-Ooh! -OMAROSA: Wow!
-FAIRPLAY: Holy moly. -So cute!
-Oh, my God. We get jackets. -OMAROSA: Ooh!
Fairplay, you wanna drive?
My dad used to own his own body shop growing up,
so he was always painting classic cars.
Whoo-hoo!
This is a ’57 Chevy Bel Air.
This is a $100,000-plus car. I’m driving it.
Everybody, put on your seat belt.
I feel like Miss America.
I won the challenge. I deserve this.
-Ooh! Listen to that. -[engine revving]
-[engine dies] -Uh-oh.
-[music warps down] -Uh...we might be out of gas.
-[engine revving] -Come on.
I don’t wanna flood it.
-Okay. -[beep]
-[indistinct conversations] -How do we open it?
[engine revving]
♪
[revving]
[engine turns over]
FAIRPLAY: There we go!
-Take me to Hollywood, baby. -Let’s go!
Whoo!
Bye, idiots.
I get put on the Hit List, dude, I’m gonna be like Fairplay.
"Bro, like, just give me some space, man."
Although his vote will then matter.
So, it’s like how far do you go with that?
The best thing to do is almost make him think like...
Okay, and to make sure you get the vote.
And then...
...and then the next Battle Royale challenge,
it’s ----ing on, dude. It’s ----ing on.
That’s the way to go.
FAIRPLAY: This is awesome!
Police escort. Oh, this is legit big-time sh--, bitch.
I’m used to police escorts, just not in Hollywood.
Well, I’m just used to escorts.
When I was a little kid, people used to ask me
what I’m gonna do when I grow up,
and from the age of 4 on up,
my answer was "I’m gonna be famous."
-We’re more famous than you! -[laughter]
Look at me now, Mom.
♪
ANFISA: Are you sleeping?
-I was dreaming. -Oh.
I woke up, and it was a dream come true.
[sighs]
Uh...
♪
So what the hell you think’s gonna happen?
Well, if I’m up there, and it’s for vote,
you better vote for me to stay. -Of course.
Well, that’s a ----ing no-brainer.
[laughs]
♪
Cheers, guys, to a beautiful ride that we had today...
-Yes. -...on Hollywood Boulevard.
-Cheers. -That was amazing.
Thank you for keeping us safe. We have a lot to think about.
I have a lot to think about.
What’s the list?
Shake, Tanisha, Anfisa.
Shake and Tanisha are nothing compared to us.
Now Bananas and Shake-- something.
Bananas and Tanisha--something.
The common denominator that we have to take out,
and I’ve been saying it since Jax was Bananas,
even if let’s say-- -No, I mean, it will--it--
So, if this is the decision that’s best for your game,
say that. -FAIRPLAY: That’s not true.
That’s not true. But it’s not best
for the two of us. -No.
’Cause he’s guaranteed to put both of us up, 100%.
If Bob--If Bobby puts him up, he’s--
Bananas is putting up me and Bobby.
I need to make sure Bobby goes through with the plan.
[lowered voice] So, here’s the three.
Could you do that?
Absolutely.
-[tape rewinding sound] -Absolutely.
There’s no way he could go against what he promised.
He’s putting you up anyway, Bobby.
For sure. He’s putting me up for sure.
Well, he’s putting me up, too, if you go back on that deal.
Well, I mean...
Fairplay is petrified of Bananas,
but I’m gonna hear him out.
I’m gon’ make him feel like I’m listening.
But at the end of the day,
I am technically the Supervillain.
Your opinion matters only if I say it matters.
You have a tough decision to make.
-I know. -You know, is there--
I mean, not really ’cause it’s really not my full decision.
♪
Oh, my God. Tanisha, did I show you this?
No. What the hell is going on? Listen, I don’t have time.
-How you got one like mine? -How about that?
So, you could do tricks with your belly?
What do you mean, trick?
Because it didn’t look like that earlier at the pool.
I know. Well, I had a big lunch.
-BOBBY: Villains, we’re back. -OMAROSA: That was fun!
-FAIRPLAY: That was the best. -BOBBY: That was fun.
Because I chose Bobby to be Supervillain of the Week,
My approval rating is the lowest it’s been since I’ve been here.
I’ve got to do damage control.
BOBBY: Hey! Give me a hug.
-BANANAS: How was it? -It was cute.
I got to drive the ’57 Chevy Bel Air...
Convertible.
-...down Hollywood Boulevard. -BANANAS: Stop.
OMAROSA: You should have saw how Johnny was driving.
Horribly. [laughs]
-I was...so here-- -10 and 2?
Were you 10 and 2?
I don’t want Jonny thinking
that I’m actually gonna come for him.
I want to put him at ease, thinking that even if Bobby does
put me on the Hit List, we’re good.
Water under the bridge. It was the best day of my life.
Yeah.
I think everything’s good. That truce was option "A."
-The truce between him and I? -Yeah.
What’s Omarosa-- What was she saying?
She was just saying-- oh, she goes,
What--what’s the counter to that?"
So, if not me, then who?
Uh, I think it’s, uh, Shake, Anfisa, and, uh, Tanisha.
Jonny cannot wait to vomit information into my lap.
He’s trying to throw every combination of names at me
that does not involve me to try and placate me,
but it’s not working.
Well, I appreciate you, man.
I appreciate you, man. I love you, so...
Did you see Shake or Tanisha at all?
Barely. [laughs]
-This house is quiet. So quiet. -It’s quiet.
♪
Oh, thanks, man. You gonna sit down or...
No, I’m gonna go.
Did you talk game?
Of course. And?
You want hot tea or sweet Southern tea?
-Hot tea. -Okay, so the hot tea is...
Tanisha...
♪
Shake...
It’s supposed to be you.
Fairplay said that Bobby needs to put me up?
That’s weird.
I’m a little bit surprised.
I feel like Fairplay and I had a good relationship.
I feel nervous about Bobby being the Supervillain.
Bobby...
at this point, you’re all you got in this house.
You can’t trust no one.
ANFISA: I don’t fully trust him, even though we have a deal.
I’m not sure if Bobby’s going to follow through.
Shake, prepare yourself,
because you’ve been playing with our emotions and our games
a little too long, and I’m sick of it.
♪
[Bananas strumming guitar]
I just wanna tell you the truth.
Oh, this ought to be good.
Omarosa is convincing him to convince me to put you
up on the Hit List.
-He’s so under her spell. -Who is?
Um, Fairplay.
Is he?
I think that’s one common denominator
we all have in this house. -I would feel more compelled
to put Omarosa on the Hit List.
I just don’t know if I have the full amount of guts,
I mean, to face me living with her--
Well, the Hit List is gonna be determined by Jonny Fairplay.
That was even being said.
You think I’m-a stick to that plan?
That’s what you told him in order to become Supervillain.
-So, you lied to him? -So, what do you think?
-So, you lied to him? -You think I’m-a lie
to my own roommate? -You just said you did!
But the fact that $200,000-- nobody can sit here to my face
and tell me that they’re not gunning for the top prize.
Bobby, I appreciate you telling me the truth.
I still haven’t made my decision yet.
No sh--. You’ve proposed everything, dude.
You’ve proposed throwing this guy in. He’s a camera guy.
That’s because I got him confused for Jax.
Hush. I am Supervillain.
Bobby has no care in the world of the decisions
that he’s gonna make and what the repercussions are gonna be,
and that is a very dangerous person to have power.
It’s anyone’s guess what Bobby’s gonna do.
[bell tolls]
E.V.A.: Good evening, villains.
It is time for your Hit List nominations.
And since it’s a formal ceremony,
Jonny Fairplay,
please try and do better than a ratty T-shirt.
[pants crackling]
-Let me dust the shoulders off. -Yeah, yeah?
Let me dust ’em off. It’s you for me.
-[claps] -Yes.
Can I get a cocktail? Heavy on a cock?
Going into this Hit List Ceremony,
I’m extremely nervous, you know?
You I’ve been forming alliances with everybody.
I’ve seen them come. I’ve seen them go.
For tonight, address me as Lord Bobby Lytes.
I’ve been lying through my porcelain teeth, honey.
This next move is gonna prove why I am,
in fact, the greatest villain alive.
Do you have a deep supervillain laugh?
[deep voice] Mua-hahahahahahahahahahaha-ha.
I’m about to set the tone for these bitches.
BANANAS: It’s time to make our way to the bookcase, villains.
Here’s to you.
♪
It’s time for you mother----ers to suffer.
♪
[dramatic music playing]
♪
Hello, villains, and welcome to your Hit List nominations.
Bobby Lytes, you are the Supervillain of the Week.
Please take that chair.
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
See you dressed for the part.
This is the villain look.
These bitches don’t get it.
Bobby, you get to choose the three villains
in danger of being banished.
Please weigh your options carefully.
Who are you going to nominate first?
Well, hello, my fellow villains.
[coughs]
Who just coughed at me?
[laughs]
♪
The first person that I choose to nominate today
comes to no surprise to any of you in this house.
Shake, get your ass up there now.
True reason why you are up there is because your fashion sucks.
Well, in Shake’s defense, he’s used to dressing
for reality shows where people can’t actually see him.
-BOBBY: I hate it. -Shake, is there anything
you’d like to say to defend yourself or your wardrobe
of bland polo shirts and button downs?
Wardrobe-wise? No, not really. Uh, I’m beyond repair.
But I have to say, I’m a little disappointed.
You made the most predictable choice of all.
♪
I think you could do better than that.
Bobby, uh, who would you like to nominate next?
This next person is someone that’s extremely charming.
They’ve been someone that I have really come to actually like,
but this person poses a threat.
♪
Fairplay, I’m sorry.
♪
But I have to put Bananas up on the Hit List.
♪
I’m sick.
[sighs]
[bleep] you, Bobby.
I’ve been after him for the longest.
He’s put me on the Hit List,
and I’d be damned if I see him not be on that Hit List.
[bleep] the pact I made with Fairplay.
I’m doing what’s best for the competition.
[stammering] We’re gonna keep the list, right?
These three people... No! I lied to you. Duh!
I’m usually a man a few words,
but I’ve got a thing or two to say to you, old Bobbo.
You’re the first Supervillain to sit up there
to have not deserved that seat.
-You’re a fraud... -[gasps]
...sitting on that throne. You’re a fraud in this game.
[yawns loudly]
♪
BOBBY: I knew this was coming.
Fairplay may not have put me up directly,
but he knew exactly what putting Bobby up meant.
Fairplay, game is on, dude.
Oh, hold on. I brought something for you, too.
♪
[laughter]
Cute.
Johnny, that actually was very, very good.
-Hey, thank you. -Okay, Bobby,
who would you like to nominate next?
There’s only one person on this stage that I know can go
toe to toe with either one of you guys
and really bring me my true heart’s desire
on taking you guys out.
Unfortunately, I have to make this move....
And that one person...
♪
...is me. I’m putting myself up for elimination.
What?
♪
I can’t wait to have it with just these two.
Wow! That’s a bold move.
Be careful. Don’t trip on your whip.
Bobby, you put yourself at risk by going up against them.
I’m not putting myself at anything.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. Can he do this?
Uh, I’m being told by producers that it’s perfectly fine.
Uh...uh...
Is there anything you two assholes have to say?
Ah! Didn’t think so.
See you guys at the Redemption Challenge.
You both suck, by the way.
Villains don’t sit around
and let other people do the dirty work for them.
They don’t scare me.
And quite frankly...
if I have it my way...
one of them will be gone before I can say...
-[music warps down] -...before I can say...
Something clever. Um, before I can say...
Hasta la vis-- Um...
I don’t know. Something villain-y.
Before I can say revenge is... [voice echoes] mine!
[dramatic music resumes playing]
I feel like you’re needed up here.
-[door closes] -And...that’s exactly how
I thought this was gonna go.
All right, guys, we’ll see you at the, uh, the Challenge,
see if you can redeem yourselves.
You could put yourself up here?
Go [bleep] yourself.
Is it strategy? Sure.
But it’s ----ing bullsh--.
Wow. I’m sham-wowed.
I’m flabbergasted.
Next on "House of Villains"...
You guys wanna sit around here and act like you guys are all,
"I’m gonna--" No, go up against me, fair and square.
By Bobby putting Bananas on the Hit List...
My roommate went rogue.
...Bobby has now put me directly in the line of fire.
I’m pissed! I’m ----ing pissed!
This guy literally cannot get out of his own way.
You don’t have the balls big enough to do what I did.
-Which is what? -Take your ass
and your Target outfit back into the black truck.
I’ll see you at the house.
It is your fault that I’m on this Hit List.
Fairplay is the one that allowed Bobby
to become Supervillain.
It’s his fault I’m on the chopping block.
-Shake, can I ask you-- -Ah, shut up.
Shake should be kissing my ass right now,
but he’s telling me to shut up.
How stupid is he?
One of you is about to be sent home.
♪