BANANAS: Previously on "House of Villains"...
Your Supervillain of the Week is...
-Let’s ----ing go! Whoo! -[villains cheering]
I’m so pissed that Johnny Bananas won.
Why him?
There’s gonna be no surprise when you put me
in the bottom three, so I don’t even give a [bleep].
I just wanna put that out there before you go out
on your nice little cuddly, duddly vacation with the girls.
Did she just nominate herself?
Can I join in on your circuit?
Bananas is now the Supervillain, and I definitely need
to get on his good side to stay in the house.
I’ll be right back.
Could you be any more obvious about timing?
That sh-- doesn’t work on me.
-Wait, who’s this from? -Wait, wait, wait. Pause.
Whoever wrote this note
wants to turn all of us against each other.
Did you write it?
I didn’t ----ing write--
♪
I did not write this note.
I don’t know who wrote this note.
Hello?! Who wrote this note?!
It wasn’t ----ing me,
and I’m not going to be blamed for it.
I had to come up with three victims on my Hit List--
New York, Anfisa.
I’m a team player. I’m a fair player. I’ve done nothing--
Corinne, you can save it. My vote’s for Bobby.
Game...on.
♪
Bobby, sorry, man.
♪
Are we done?
Work it, Bobby.
I hope you’re prepared, Johnny Bananas,
’cause I promise you, I’m gonna make your life a living hell.
♪
Well, that went well.
♪
Idiot! We supposed to be cool.
I might as well be petty. Now I don’t give a [bleep].
Who’s ready for supper?
Well, that went much better than I thought it would.
[laughter]
I shall now say goodbye to you
as you now leave the Stronghold.
Go ahead. See you, guys.
Yeah, that’s how mother----ers play in this house?
[thunderclap]
Where’s our wine at?
I feel horrible that Johnny Bananas
put me up on the Hit List,
but I’m surprised that he put Anfisa up, too.
He’s been professing his love for this woman
the time she hit the door.
He is just filthy with it.
You didn’t deserve that-- the way that man sat up there
and flirted with you? -You didn’t deserve it.
-No, not, but the thing is-- -I know, and that’s why...
-Since then... -Ohh. Oh, okay.
-Yeah. -Now he gon’ put you up?
-Exactly. -See, that’s--that’s so stupid.
"Oh, I can’t--I don’t--I can’t get anywhere with her,
so let me just throw her home." -[laughs]
It was never you.
Sorry, Corinne. You were collateral damage
of the first blindside in the "House of Villains."
Basically, I devised this evil plot
to pre-write notes in a girl’s handwriting,
and it worked to absolute perfection.
CORINNE: I’ve been, like, crying like crazy.
Listen, I know how much, like,
how much anxiety this creates for you,
and I hate that, like, you had to be the one to be, like,
the, you know, harbinger of... the message, but had to happen.
But you’re safe. You’re good.
Okay? You’re good.
Just so you know, it was--it was never you.
Oh, really?
I do amp up the ditziness a little bit
because it just, like, throws people off,
but I’m sharp as a tack, honey.
I don’t want anyone thinking that I’m a threat.
I wanna keep playing this game. I’m 10 steps ahead.
I always know what’s going on, and I’m smarter than you.
Can we have a great, big hug right now?
Because... [chuckles]
in the history of reality television
we weren’t even ----ing looked at.
[laughter]
It’s the first time ever.
I feel really good, because, once again,
I’m not on the Hit List.
[laughing] Johnny Bananas did this all wrong. Oh, my God.
Thank you. Thank you so much.
King and queen. Let’s go. [laughs]
-Did you expect that? -Do you know what that means?
Stay competitive as hell.
Take it all the way to the end.
I’ll try.
NEW YORK: Omarosa.
I’m fine, guys. Trust me. You know what? I get it.
-I’m a threat. I get it. -Yeah.
He couldn’t tell me to my face I’m a threat.
He’s so--he’s so, like, tiptoe-y and, like, and, like,
talkin’ about some fakeness. Shut the [bleep] up.
You’re the fakest one in this entire house,
’cause you should have came and pulled me to the side
and let me know, "Look, I might put you on the block"
or whatever the ---ing case is.
And Tanisha fake as [bleep], too.
Tanisha out there being a fake-ass bitch, too.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Okay. Thank you.
Johnny Bananas-- you know that’s my homie/roomie,
if sh-- blows up, which I’m sure it will, I have his back.
’Cause I’m a real one.
I’m-a have his back ’cause I’m a real one.
That’s my roomie. They watch my closet.
I got your ----ing back. You hear me?
Hey, hey, hey.
♪
It’s a tense household, but this lasagna is so good.
BOBBY: Cooking is a form of therapy for me.
My mother was a single mother.
When I was little, she taught me how to cook.
We were broke, but my mom always did have a hot meal for us.
-Bobby, am I allowed to eat? -Yeah. I mean, you tell me.
-You over there talking to them. -I got to talk to him.
-He’s my roommate. -I hate him. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
-What do you mean? -Oh, it’s on, though.
-It’s pressure. -I didn’t know, Bobby.
-No, he just told me-- -Oh, no, no. Oh, wait.
Don’t say nothing. Matter fact, stay 12 feet from me.
-You know what? Don’t move-- -No, I’m saying can I have
some of your lasagna or no? -You can eat.
Didn’t I tell you guys something? Yes, you can eat.
Home-cooked meals make other people happy.
I can feed a lot of people. So, being on the Hit List,
I’m gonna take advantage of that.
Which one did you take a dump in?
-Dump? Rat poison. -[laughter]
Why--how do you expect him to eat when you say that?
-Enjoy. [blows kiss] -Don’t do that.
Mmm. That’s some good rat poison.
[sighs heavily]
I’ve never been so happy to be comfy in the room.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
Is Banana still downstairs?
I have no idea.
All right. Good night, villains.
I don’t wanna talk to nobody. Not you, Jo--nobody.
I’m here to win the game.
I don’t wanna be friends with nobody.
That’s my emotions getting too involved.
I’m ready to flip this whole bitch upside down.
-Do you wanna talk to me? -Nothing.
I-I--Don’t say nothing to me. You--don’t even look my way.
Like, no. I’m ready to raise hell on these bitches,
like, for real, for real.
♪
[sighs]
Here we go again.
Another New York fit I have to deal with. I’m a little scared.
Like, is this crazy villain about to pop out?
I’m just gonna stay quiet.
I don’t wanna give her a reason to yell at me or embarrass me.
♪
If you find me dead tomorrow,
it’s because Bobby put rat poison in the dessert.
Nah, there’s no rat poison in there.
OMAROSA: Oh, hello, New York. Did you get something to eat?
Let me tell you something, Johnny Bananas.
You leaving this house before I do,
even though I’m down in the bottom three
and on the Hit List.
Okay, you amphibian, reptile mother----er?
I’m not gonna lie.
I don’t think I’m the most attractive human being on earth,
but I also don’t think
I’m a reptilian-looking mother----er.
You going down before I do.
Um...I don’t know.
Don’t raise your penis at me!
♪
-That’s-- -Shut up. I’m speaking.
Don’t speak. I’m telling you
that you are going home before I do.
Anything left to say? Say it.
-Say it! -I’m just saying that...
-Thank you. -The current standing
of the game would say otherwise, but okay.
One of us is up for elimination,
and the other one is actually ----ing holding all the power.
Now I feel like we’re in a ----ing house of villains.
♪
Hey, Shake.
How was your rest?
It was nice. How was--How was yours?
-It was good. It’s really good. -Yeah?
Because I’m on the Hit List,
I guess I’ll have to learn to be fake in this house,
and I’m gonna have to be like, "Wow, you’re so cool."
How’s your family doing back home?
My family?
Anfisa’s pulling out the big guns
now that she’s on the Hit List.
To me, it’s pretty obvious what she’s trying to get from me,
and, you know, it might-- it might just be working.
I hope it’s going to be a great day.
-Me, too. -See you in a little.
-See you later. -[giggles]
♪
Oh! Oh, my God. Oh, my...
Oh, my... [scoffs]
What the [bleep]?
♪
Oh, my goodness. Okay.
-Hey, Joel. -Hey there.
Your Redemption Challenge starts right now.
What?
This challenge will take place
without any other villains knowing.
The challenge is over when a special guest arrives.
[projector whirring, old-timey piano playing]
In front of you is an envelope.
The envelope will explain the rules.
As always, the winner of the challenge will be taken
off the Hit List and is safe from Banishment.
Okay. Open that envelope. Go.
♪
"Inside this envelope is a list of tasks for you to complete
to win your Redemption Challenge."
"It is your job to complete as many tasks as possible
to earn the most points."
"You must complete these tasks
without raising suspicions to the other villains."
"So be...s-seathly?"
"S-T-E-A-L-T-H-Y"?
Be steal-thy? Anyways...
"So be stealthy, sneaky, and remember..."
"Don’t let anyone in on your hidden agenda."
All right, what are the tasks?
♪
-We’re having a pool party? -Pool party.
-Oh, that looks like such fun! -I’ve never played this before.
[laughs]
This is--This is your challenge?
Oh. Yeah, well, it might be. [laughing]
[laughing] It might be.
How ironic is it that this challenge calls for me to rely
on the entire house to help me fulfill these tasks?
And just last night, I cursed everyone out.
So, my strategy is to be chaotic, as [bleep],
and I know that I can get away with it. [clicks teeth]
You know what I wanted to ask you
if you could help me with something.
-Okay. -There’s an exercise
my counselor said would really be good,
but I always mess it up. You know how to, like,
pat your head and rub your belly simultaneously?
-For the stress reliever? -Yeah.
-It’s like a stress reliever. -I’ve never done that.
Because I just feel weird doing it by myself.
Like you have to, like, rub? Yeah, it’s hard. Exactly.
No, I don’t care. It’s stupid.
Fairplay, would you be a-a good roommate
and give me a massage on my shoulders, please?
-Sure. -[gasps]
-My shoulders-- -Enjoy!
My God. That’s amazing. I’m so stiff.
The tension is building up on you in this house.
[exhales deeply]
♪
Hi. You look great.
Anfisa, what are you doing? Just walking around?
I wanted to make a smoothie. Wanna help me?
How do I say no to that?
That’s good.
All right.
-All right. -Go ahead.
Wait, so I’m making the smoothie?
[laughs] Yes.
Can you help me make the smoothie?
-Thanks, Shake. [giggles] -You’re welcome. Yeah.
I knew-- that sounded like trouble.
-Hey. -That sounded like trouble.
Oh, you about to have your bacon?
-About to. Want some? -I just want to let you know
that your outfit looks terrible today.
-Thank you. -Okay?
-BOBBY: Oh, my God. -Thank you. Appreciate that.
-Absolutely terrible. -BANANAS: There’s New York!
I would like to let you know
that your breath smells horrible.
Look who’s talking.
You could put down a small animal with your breath.
-[laughs] -Okay, that was nice.
[projector whirring, old-timey piano playing]
-Hey, Johnny. -Aah!
-Are you having a heart attack? -I’m still mad at you.
I just got verbally attacked. You missed it.
Do you need a hug?
-I could use a hug. -Mmm.
-I always need a hug. -Let’s do a real hug.
-[clock ticking] -We’re gonna do the real thing.
Wow, you’re a much better hugger
than I thought you were gonna be.
I thought you were gonna be one of these--these kind of huggers.
-[clock ticking] -Bad hugger?
Yes.
I like hugging you. Good hugger.
-I want-- -[giggles]
-[bell dings] -That’s enough.
All right.
-Corinne, I need you. -Okay.
Just for us to have our girl time,
I think we need some scrambled eggs
but just egg whites. -Okay.
And you’ll-- you’ll have some with me?
-I will. -Okay. Thank you so much.
-I got you. -Best roommate ever.
We have eggies!
See what’s next.
♪
[bleep]
I need those eggs to be served in a bowl.
[singsongy] Special delivery!
-Yay! -[laughs]
I have your eggies!
New York’s a little weird,
but also she’s very, very touchy.
One wrong thing, and you’ll be fighting.
So, I’m gonna do everything she asks.
-My OCD’s kicking in. -What? What’s wrong?
That saucer, because I ate out of a saucer last night.
I can’t eat the eggs off of a saucer today.
I need it in a bowl.
I need those eggs to be served in a bowl.
-Okay. -Thank you.
[exhales deeply]
[projector whirring, old-timey piano plays]
I’ll take one shot. They say we probably won’t be
doing the challenge until later on this this--this evening.
-Okay. -Imagine going into it.
Ooh. Oh! Aah! Aah!
-Son of a bitch! -Oh, sh--.
-You okay? -Ouch, ouch. Yes.
This thing. [bleep], I knew that was gonna be a problem.
-Did I spill anything on you? -I don’t know. Did you?
-Oh, sh--. -[laughter]
The fact that I am able to throw a drink
on another villain and get away with it?
Oh, God, I feel amazing.
-Would you like a beer? -Sure. I would love a beer.
[sighs] Oh. Thank you. I’m so nervous.
[gasps] Oh, [bleep]. I almost got you.
-I’m so sorry. -Cheers.
Cheers.
Something strange is afoot.
Mmm. Taste it.
[laughs] Really drink it.
[bleep] I’m so sorry, baby.
Because you weren’t getting in there.
I mean, I wanna really have a good time
and talk it out with you.
I’m Jonny Fairplay,
one of the greatest "Survivor" players of all time.
-I know what I’m doing here. -Thank you for this.
You’re welcome.
♪
Can you do this little thing I do? It’s--It’s--
-Yeah. -I do it by myself.
Okay.
♪ Everything’s gonna be all right ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah ♪
♪ Everything’s gonna be all right, y’all ♪
♪ Everything’s gonna be all right ♪
Hey, Johnny, Shake-- did you see Shake’s perfume?
-No. -I really like it. Wanna try it?
-Why would I do that? -[giggles]
-[sniffs] Ugh. -[buzzer]
-No? -You like that? No.
-You know how to do a handstand? -A handstand?
-I could--I could try. -Try. Let him see.
Let’s see.
♪
[bell dings]
♪
[sizzling]
Oh, yeah. This is a good grill. This isn’t a poor person grill.
♪
I have a huge advantage as far as being
on the greatest reality competition show of all time,
"Survivor."
I’m a reality TV OG. I’ve seen it all.
I know what’s going on in the house.
There’s a secret challenge,
and we’re supposed to do these favors.
And I’m loving every second of this.
[laughter]
Damn, you’re spilling margaritas on--on everything.
And here’s--and you know what? And here’s to one of
the best personality traits-- being forgiving.
You want some margaritas?
What?!
[lowered voice] So, it’s happening.
-[bell dings] -Ugh.
-Good afternoon, villains. -[groans]
Just when we started to have ----ing...
A very special guest will be arriving soon.
-[gasps] Guest? -CORINNE: Guest.
-Deep breath. -There’s a guest?
-Very soon. -[exhaling deeply]
[projector whirring, old-timey piano playing]
I have 15 items on my list, and the clock is running out.
The challenge is over when a special guest arrives.
If I wanna win this, I need to do it now, or I might go home.
Does this feel like a real pool party to you,
or does it feel like it’s not officially a pool party
until someone jumps in?
Today ain’t pool day.
-Are you sure? -I’m positive.
-Wow. -Ohh!
We’re 18.
I don’t know if you guys caught this,
but I sabotaged Jax last time, and he went home.
Maybe I’m sabotaging New York this time.
You know what? Can I say something, Johnny Bananas?
You invited me to this pool party.
It’s not a pool party unless you jump in.
Jump in! Jump in! Jump in!
How much clothes do I need to be wearing when I jump in?
You don’t wanna play?
No, I’m not jumping in the pool.
He keeps--Jonny keeps whispering things at him.
Even over here, you were telling him stuff.
Why do you think that we’re up to no good or something?
-What’s going on? -I just--
I just seen you tell him, "Don’t do it."
-No, I-I just said... -You just said, "Don’t do it."
I see you.
Well, no, ’cause I’m not trying to jump in the pool, yes.
But you’re not jumping in the pool.
-Okay. -She’s asking him to jump.
Oh, I’m sorry. [stammering] Like, I...I didn’t wanna--
I didn’t-- I didn’t wanna start a trend.
You think I’m gonna get in a... [laughs]
-Okay, I’m sorry. -You know what then?
-No, let me tell you. -You know what then?
-I’m not jumping in the pool. -[bleep] it.
-This is not a pool party, then. -No, Tiffany!
I knew it. I knew she was gonna be pissed.
No, I’m sorry. Like, I just didn’t--
I just didn’t want to jump in the pool.
-I don’t wanna do this either. -He’s not doing it. [bleep] it.
Yeah, I’m sorry.
I just did not want to jump in the pool.
-Thanks, Fairplay! -Right.
FAIRPLAY: Everything is going according to plan,
and if New York keeps having these temper tantrums,
she’s gonna seal her fate, and my work will be done.
-Great job, Jonny. -Yeah.
I’m sorry.
♪
-How are you? -Good.
Are we gonna have some burgers?
There is no way that Anfisa
is going to be gallivanting around in this outfit
if she’s not trying to persuade someone to do something.
I just can’t wait to see what that is.
-Do you like cheese? -I love cheese.
♪
-What else do you love? -[laughs]
Look at this thing going on.
Is this "Love Island" or "Hustle Village"?
-[laughs] -I’m trying to figure
that one out myself. -Shake, do you see this?
-Let’s make a burger. -Okay.
All right. What do you want on it?
-You want ketchup on yours? -Sure.
I’m so sorry. [laughs]
Oh, my...
I’m so sorry, Johnny. [laughs]
Wow.
Oh, Shake, I feel bad.
You better get out there and don’t let him step on your game.
Oh, no, no, no, no, I don’t think so.
Anfisa’s just so obvious.
The only time she turns on this seductive approach
is when she wants something.
I just lost a lot of respect.
She wiping ketchup on his penis?
That totally, in my mind,
ruined this image I have of Anfisa,
which maybe is fair. Maybe it’s not fair.
-Some on me, too. -Let me see.
-Anfisa, your foot! -Ohh!
It looks like a scene on OnlyFans.
Aah!
♪
There go my sunshine right there.
I feel like somebody’s about to--
something’s about to happen, and I’m very intuitive.
[suspenseful music playing]
[Bach’s "Toccata and Fugue in D Minor" playing on organ]
Oh, sh--!
Who the hell is this gonna be?
[projector whirring, old-timey piano playing]
Oh! That’s my homie!
-Wow! -[cheering]
-Oh, someone rolled up in a... -What is that?
-How you doing, love? -Oh!
Welcome to the "House of Villains."
How are you?
Good to see you!
Miss Abby Lee Miller is infamous and may be
known as a villain because she was no nonsense...
Look at your daughter! She’s 14 years old!
She couldn’t do the turns and tuck in her knees back.
...cutthroat, and she was very, very tough on kids.
Don’t have an attitude that you are entitled in this world!
You are not!
All right, we have-- we have work.
For those of you who do not know,
she just got out of the pen. -[gate clanks closed]
So, y’all better sit down and listen.
All right? Come on. Quiet.
Joel sent me here to run your Redemption Challenge.
♪
Abby Lee Miller. Oh, girl. You naughty little villain, you.
Each of the villains on the Hit List
will learn a full choreographed routine.
[sighs]
Oh, my God. Bobby got this.
I’m just a little confused right now.
The challenge is over, so what is she about to do?
Oh, oh, don’t go clapping your hands,
Band-Aid or whatever that says.
-[laughing] Band-Aid. -Bananas.
-It says, "Bananas." -Band-Aid. Johnny Band-Aid.
All the non-competing villains, get up.
Get the [bleep] up!
Yes, ma’am!
-What color will I look best in? -No! Oh-oh-oh!
-Yellow. -You are not gonna be
a little brat and pick your color.
Just take it and say thank you.
Now you are not getting that color.
All right, come on. Improv.
This ain’t even my challenge. I’m not even on the block.
Five, six, seven, eight, and...
[1980s-style music playing]
♪
[cheers and applause]
If you were wondering when we all lost our minds,
this is that moment.
BOBBY: Better pop that mother----ing pussy!
Four, five, six, seven. Freeze.
These idiots really seem to believe
this is today’s challenge,
and I’m just here to observe, ridicule, and make fun.
Are you ready to find out how this was part of the challenge?
-Yeah. -Yes.
Ha ha. I got you guys.
The Redemption Challenge is actually already finished.
-What do you mean? -Aw.
You guys are idiots. That’s what it means.
And just like-- there you go. Idiots.
So earlier today, those of you on the Hit List
had a challenge--Hidden Agenda.
Their goal was to make other people in the house
do a bunch of crazy, idiotic things.
I knew it, Anfisa. It wasn’t real.
-I knew it! I knew it! -This wasn’t real.
New York, you scored a point
by making Corinne give you the egg whites, and you did it.
-I did it. -You dumbass.
-[laughter] -Bobby, you scored a point
spilling a margarita on Shake. -Yeah.
-Anfisa. -Yes.
You made Johnny give you a 20-second hug?
-Yes, I did. -That’s gross.
[laughs]
Now the winner...
-Bobby Lytes. -BANANAS: Whoo! There she is!
There she is!
[cheering]
Bobby Lytes!
-Hush! -[laughter]
Johnny Bananas...
game on. -Oh.
And you’re next, damn it.
-Oh! -Oh, man.
Oh, sh--.
You know what this means.
Anfisa, New York, you are still up for Banishment,
so I’m gonna tell y’all break a leg.
-All right. -Thank you!
Bye.
[voice breaking] I just want to say, seriously, all of you guys,
seriously, like, thank you all.
Like, not you two but just, like, thank you all
for, like, just being idiots, seriously.
[laughter]
♪
You know, I vote with the house, but right now...
-Mm-hmm. -...she’s got a solid three.
-Mm-hmm. -And I don’t know where
the votes are for New York, but if it’s a split...
-You will break it. -Bananas is voting for you.
So, right now she’s got four.
I’m--I’m--I’m, um, as always not really...
a little bit on the fence.
Anfisa hasn’t made meaningful connections with everyone,
but she’s extremely loyal to me,
and so I have to find a way
to make sure she doesn’t go home.
It’s the campaign for Anfisa to stay.
[chanting] Four more years! Four more years!
Chin up, baby girl. You fought a good damn fight.
I ain’t gon’ hold you-- You look damn good doing it,
if I do say so myself.
♪
-SHAKE: Hey, New York? -Uh-huh.
Oh, let me just come in there real quick.
-Who is that? -That’s Shake.
Shake, you know, I was gonna ask you.
If I could really count on your vote,
that would be much grateful.
Just know that I would be the one to save you.
-You’d be the one to save me? -I would be the one to save you.
Would you convince any friends to save me?
Absolutely. Now you’ve got my word, Shake.
I’m not playing that I will have you if you ever up again.
You know, you’re very convincing.
Okay. Thank you, Shake.
-That’s where we... -Yeah.
-...begin it and end it. -All right. Awesome.
♪
-That was a good game. -It really was, I gotta say.
-Right? Yeah. -[giggles]
At that point, I’m like, did you have to do
the ketchup thing to Johnny Bananas?
I had to spill ketchup on somebody.
Okay. Gotcha. Yeah.
But you went, like, crazy with it out there.
-I was like... -[laughs]
-I think--I think... -It was fun.
Know-knowing all that now...
Hmm.
Um...
I-I have admitted on several occasions,
I mean, she’s a total honeypot,
but she knows what she’s doing,
and I’ve definitely caught on to the game.
And I need who’s actually gonna help me get the furthest.
I need to take emotion out of this.
It’s gonna be a close one tonight, huh?
[indistinct conversations]
-Hey. -Hi.
I thought about it.
-What’s that? -We’re--We’re good.
-Are you serious, Shake? -I’m here saving your ass.
-Oh, my God.
I’m here saving your ass so you can save my ass.
Okay. Thank you.
Thank you, Shake. I needed that.
Oh, my freaking goodness.
[gasps]
[birds chirping]
♪
I wanna talk about how it takes me longer
than some people to open up,
and I feel like I’m just starting...to open up.
That is from the heart, what you just said.
You’re right. I’m not loud, but when I connect,
I connect on an individual level.
-I love that. -Right?
You can change some hearts,
but you’re gonna have to give a speech of your life.
"I’m not a woman of a lot of words,
but when I speak, I mean it from my heart.
I’m not just screaming at people."
I love it.
My job in my last relationships have been cooking, cleaning,
doing the laundry, paying for everything, and, um...
that’s basically it.
Well, get you a girl that can do it all.
-Those are rare. -Rare to find.
Yeah. Really hard to find.
♪
-BOBBY: Hi, you. -OMAROSA: Hi.
By voting with the house, you’re not that sole vote out.
And the person that remains can’t come after you because
you made a decision that the collective has made.
If it’s somebody that I want out,
everybody’s gotta get on board.
I wanna keep New York here.
Is, uh, is--is New York gonna win Supervillain over you?
Omarosa’s into politics. She’s a politician.
She’s not to be trusted.
I’m making you an offer that you shouldn’t refuse.
So, we can count on you? I don’t mind putting him up,
but will you guys have my back?
Right now she’s got a solid three.
Can we work together?
Are you gonna stab me in the back?
["Hail to the Chief" playing]
♪
Do you want to go all the way, Bobby?
♪
BANANAS: You can put your feet on me if you want.
Yeah, so you could not kiss me even more?
Fun little socks. Where’d you get these things from?
I don’t think Bananas is gonna make a move.
You gonna kiss me or not?
-What? -You gonna kiss me or not?
-Tonight? -Right now.
If I want him to make a move, I will make him make a move.
I’m horny.
[laughter]
I am. I just ----ing am.
[continues laughing]
♪
SHAKE: You know, I don’t even really eat breakfast
in real life.
This is real life.
-I wanted to ask you something. -Yeah.
[lowered voice] So, going forward,
can you and I work together?
They’ll never expect us working together.
At this point, every vote matters.
[whispers] What way are you voting today, seriously?
I wanted to work with New York a little closer,
but she’s so... I mean, it’s so hard.
I know. I know. I know. I know.
For the stability of the house,
it’d be better for New York to go.
I think Omarosa’s gonna be here longer than New York,
but New York’s an ally of mine.
[sighs] I don’t know what to do right now.
-Good chat. -Good chat.
This morning, she came to me.
-Omarosa? -Yes.
-[bell dings] -And said what?
Good morning, villains.
You are obviously no strangers to gutters.
Pack your balls and prepare to strike.
You are all going bowling.
Yay! Bowling!
Let’s go, baby. Shake ’N Bake.
♪
Oh.
♪
Time to bowl!
♪
-Yeah! -BANANAS: Wow!
TANISHA: Whoa!
BANANAS: Shake ’N Bake!
-Fairplay! -Uh-oh.
We are no longer in the "House of Villains."
This is supposed to be an opportunity for everyone
to blow off some steam.
I just wanna have a day off.
-So, what are you thinking? -I’m not.
The last conversation we had, you gave me nothing.
Right.
And, you know, I vote with the house.
Honestly, like...I don’t know.
I want to know who Tanisha is going to cast her vote for,
because I don’t have a vote,
but I can still influence the vote.
So, I’m gonna use my negotiation skills
to make sure that the vote goes the way that I want.
Well, I’ve made up my decision.
-You made up your decision? -I have.
-Omarosa, I don’t know, man. -No, I’m telling you the truth.
I made up my decision.
I’m...I-I want New York to stay.
♪
You want New York to stay?
The tune that Omarosa was singing yesterday
is much different from the tune I’m hearing today.
She worked in the White House. I should expect nothing less.
She was down with you-know-who’s administration.
I should--I knew this.
I’m gonna vote for what’s in my best interest,
just the same way that you did.
This is the greatest day of my entire life, and there’s--
there’s ----ing pinball in the arcade!
-No! -You would be shocked to hear
that I’m not a professional athlete.
However, I have my own bowling ball.
I have two pinball tables at my house.
My life is my girlfriend, my kids,
pinball, and bowling.
That is my life. That’s all I got.
-Are you okay? -There’s pinball in there, too.
[crying] I love pinball so much.
You’ve been crying over that? Wait a minute. Wait a minute!
-[crying] I love pinball. -Pinball.
Oh, sh--.
How this guy passed the psych evaluation
to get in this house is beyond me.
I’ve never seen a man cry over pinball
and ----ing bowling. -I love pinball so much.
-Oh, my God. -I love pinball.
I want Omarosa to leave me alone.
Okay, that’s fine. Do you want me to go tell Omarosa, though,
to leave you the [bleep] alone? -Yep.
BANANAS: Shake ’N Bake!
NEW YORK: Nice.
Tanisha says it’s none of our business.
OMAROSA: Ah! [laughs] Because I asked?
I guess she’s trying to fly under the radar.
Tanisha’s reaction tells me everything that I need to know.
She’s trying to float through this game.
She’s not working with me.
Clearly, she’s working against me,
so I’m going to have to stir things up.
-I received a message. -Girl, it’s okay.
I will stay out of your business.
-Stay out of it. -Now I’m clear.
When it comes to making a decision--
Out of her business. Vote for who you wanna vote for.
I give you respect.
I don’t know why Tanisha wants to keep this a secret.
If you’re not in my corner, then you’re my enemy.
Tanisha, if you wanna send me home, just say so.
-I mean, like...I mean... -[laughs]
Hide the pots and pans, everybody.
I don’t need pots and pans, baby.
-Yeah. I know. Okay. Here we go. -I don’t need ’em.
I’ll tell you straight to your face
if that’s where I knew I was going.
You said stay out of your business,
and it’s about the ----ing vote for tonight.
All right, but we don’t got to figure it out right now!
-That’s what we came for. -We not there right now, sis.
Yes. No, we are so there! Tanisha, seriously!
As usual, she’s chilling after she stirred up the pot!
-You’re a weirdo. -Hey, I am.
-You’re a weirdo. -Yes, that I am!
You’re a clown. You’re a weirdo.
-Yes, that I am. Yes, that I am. -You’re a weirdo, bro.
-Yes, that I am. Yes, that I am. -You’re a weirdo.
We’re at a bowling alley. We’re in public.
Can we conduct ourselves as mature adults?
-Weirdo! Yep, I am a weirdo. -Stay away from me then!
-Stay away from me then. -The answer’s no.
----ing have some respect.
You’re cooked! You’re washed!
-You’re cooked! -There’s levels to this sh--.
Pecking order is me first, bitch.
[laughs]
Oh. Is anybody in the lead?
♪
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
Oh, what a day, dude. [sighs]
I mean, here I thought we’re just gonna have, like,
a little day of bowling and just hang out.
There is no rest for the wicked, is there?
Villain rule number 16-- never let ’em see you sweat
and never go for the pity sympathy vote.
Be the original HBIC and always stand up for yourself,
even if it means you have to hit the door.
-[bell dings] -Uh-oh.
E.V.A.: Good evening, villains.
It is time for your Banishment Ceremony.
Ohh!
Oh, you get to sit in your chair.
Please walk through the secret bookcase.
-All right, here we go, huh? -Hi, Tanisha.
It just so happens we’re in purple together tonight.
Yeah, I love it.
New York is the godmother of reality television.
Unfortunately, today at the bowling alley was chaotic,
and that’s bad for my game.
But then you have Anfisa, who’s amazing, sweet,
but could potentially kick my ass
if it comes down... [laughs] to a physical challenge.
This is the dilemma that I’m facing.
No matter what happens, like, you already won.
You was in a house with legends.
I’m, like, literally trying to not even, like, hug anyone
’cause I feel like it’s gonna make me emotional. [sniffles]
It’s okay. Yeah, you’re just beautiful inside and out,
and, um, no matter what happens, I’m rooting for you.
I know you felt that I didn’t have nothing to gain
from the first day you walked in here.
I know.
I got a little bit emotional ’cause I feel like
I’m starting to build connections,
and the more time we spend together,
the harder it becomes
for me to even think about going home.
-I’m rootin’ for you, okay? -[sniffling]
-Thanks. -Yes. You have my vote.
-Let’s go ahead. Let’s get it. -Absolutely, yeah.
♪
Villains, welcome back to the Stronghold.
We are here to answer a very important question.
Who will be strapped to one of these chairs
and flipped through a wall?
Johnny Bananas, you are the Supervillain.
New York, Anfisa, you are up for Banishment.
Please stand in front of your chairs.
♪
The Villains are about to vote
on who will be banished from the house.
It is time to make your final pleas.
Anfisa, do you have anything you wish to say?
OMAROSA: You’re gonna have to give a speech of your life.
"I’m not a woman of a lot of words,
but when I speak, I mean it from my heart.
I’m not just screaming at people."
I love it.
I may not be a woman of many words,
but when I do speak, I speak from my heart.
I feel like I’m finally starting to build strong connections,
and I would really like to ask for a chance
to show you that I deserve to be in this house.
New York.
♪
I’m the original HBI-mother----ing-C,
and I deserve my spot here in the "House of Villains."
♪
So, I need y’all to keep me here.
I don’t want a sympathy vote. I don’t need a sympathy vote.
But I need y’all to understand the pecking order.
-[laughs] -And--
So, you don’t want my sympathy vote?
-Is that what you’re saying? -Omarosa. Omarosa.
I need to hear it because I need to know.
You just said in front of all these people
that you did not want my vote.
Since I already said that, Omarosa, may I also say that
I find you to be a [bleep]-sucking,
[bleep]-guzzling Republican [bleep].
[gasps] Ohh! Yo!
And I sleep better at night knowing that you’re not
in the White House.
-Wow. -[laughing]
And--and ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen,
this I receive from the legend.
But you’ll be saying those things
at your house tonight.
♪
-I’m gonna need a second. -TANISHA: Yo!
I’m not gonna lie. I might need a ----ing second.
Here we go. It is time...to vote.
I need to go first. Can I go first?
JOEL: While you guys are voting,
I’m gonna ask New York and Anfisa to take a seat.
♪
I’m voting for Tiffany.
I hope your broom can fit through the wall.
Bye.
New York, I told you I had your back,
so with that being said, I will vote Anfisa out.
I’m sorry, but I just think New York
can help me get further in this game.
I know I’m-a catch heat for this.
[sighs] She’ll probably beat me in the end.
-I thought we were cool. -I thought we were cool, too.
[sighs] Sh--.
Ooh, yeah.
-I’m sorry, New York. -[ding]
♪
This decision is so hard for me.
Unfortunately...
[ding]
Well, guys...
the votes are in.
♪
With a vote of four to two...
♪
...the second villain to be banished
from the "House of Villains" is...
♪
[gasps]
♪
-...New York. -Ohh!
[wailing loudly]
♪
She kind of did this to herself with all these random outbursts,
and I don’t really feel bad.
-Bye, New York. -[New York wails]
-[gasps] -New York, um,
other than the screeching, any last words?
[bleep] you all, you sons of bitches!
JOEL: Okay, that’s pretty good.
Johnny Bananas.
New York, it appears you are the lesser of two evils.
So, sometimes you have to realize
pride comes before going... -Oh, [bleep] you. Shut up.
-I’m not-- -...through the ----ing wall!
Aah!
-Ohh! -Oh, my God.
-Bye, sis! -Wow. Wow.
-Whoo! -Goodbye! Good riddance!
Wow. All of y’all are fake as [bleep].
TANISHA: Oh, whatever, Bobby.
[cheering]
JOEL: Here we go. You kids get out of here.
New York, are you back there?
NEW YORK: [bleep] you!
♪
I am definitely coming back for revenge.
None of y’all villains is as villainous as I am,
and that’s why you got rid of me.
I had a problem with basically everybody in the house
because I was the HBIC and am the HBIC villain...
even though I’m gone.
BANANAS: Next on "House of Villains"...
Did you vote against me?
No.
I need to cover my tracks.
Villain rule number eight-- don’t trust me.
Welcome to today’s Battle Royale challenge.
I’m shaking in my boots,
literally and figuratively.
♪
-Oh, that’s cold! -[groaning]
What the hell’s going on over there?
-Yeah, Jonny. Get on there. -Oh, yeah.
Oh, my gosh! This is wild!
You’re the next target! Everybody wants you out.
I’m still here.
You’re the one voted for ----ing New York,
you fake ass bitch!
Right now I’m on thin ice.
-You’re a brainless little pawn. -[bleep] you!
[laughs] Oh, my God. I am a villain.
♪