BANANAS: Previously this season on "House of Villains"...
One of you will walk out of here with $200,000 in cash.
-[grunts] -Whoa! Jax!
If you’re not working with me, you’re working against me.
What do I do?!
Yeah, [bleep] him up, Fairplay!
Oh, yeah. I-I sabotaged.
If I see you out in Hollywood,
I will gladly go back to jail for you.
I’m feeling really good since I have the opportunity
to target Jax.
-Goodbye. -[buzzer]
-Bye, Jax. -[screams and laughter]
Your Supervillain of the Week is...
Let’s ----ing go!
I want to introduce everybody to the infamous Johnny Bananas.
-Who’s this from? -CORINNE: Who wrote this note?
I’m not going to be blamed for it.
Corinne, you can save it... ’cause my vote’s for Bobby.
Game on.
I’m gonna make your life a living hell.
Let me tell you something, Johnny Bananas.
You leaving this house before I do.
You amphibian reptile mother----er.
Pride comes before going through...
-[bleep] you. Shut up-- -...the ----ing wall!
-[screaming] -[villains cheering]
Do you need a hug?
I guess I’ll have to learn to be fake in this house.
Give me a hug.
-[bell dings] -I beat him! I beat him!
I beat him!
No one in this kitchen is going up here.
Okay.
The next person going on the Hit List--Corinne.
-Wow. -The next person--Tanisha.
They say they don’t [bleep] with me,
but I say they can’t [bleep] with T.
I need to show everyone why I deserve to be in this game.
♪ Get the eff up, get the eff up ♪
The third villain to be banished from the house is...
♪
Corinne.
-[buzzer] -Aah! [laughs] Oh, my God.
-Here you go, brother. -There you go, Jonny!
I’ve won a challenge!
You are not the Supervillain.
You still have the power
to decide who becomes the Supervillain.
Here’s the three...
-Would you do that? -Absolutely.
You’ve put me on the Hit List. I’m coming for him.
[cackles]
Fairplay, I’m sorry,
but I have to put Bananas up on the Hit List.
What?
And I’m putting myself up for elimination.
That’s a bold move.
-[bell dings] -Johnny!
Johnny Bananas wins. He is safe.
-Hey, it don’t mean sh--. -[buzzer]
-[cackling] -Whoo!
Welcome to your most important Battle Royale challenge yet.
The show medic has made the decision
for me not to participate.
I’m not a doctor. I don’t tell ’em what to do.
The fifth villain to be banished from the house is...
♪
-Omarosa. -Whoo!
♪
[suspenseful music playing]
♪
This is the end game. I’ve envisioned this
from the moment I walk through the door.
Omarosa’s gone. $200,000 is within grasp.
Do I hear angels singing?
-[bell tolls] -Good morning, villains.
Who’s that?!
Despite my disdain for all of you,
I must inform you that the time has come to get ready
for your final Battle Royale challenge.
Please, go pull yourselves together.
BANANAS: Just wear something nice.
FAIRPLAY: Yeah, wear something nice.
All right.
Jonny, when are you gonna get dressed?
-This is it. -That’s what you’re wearing?
-Yep. -Okay.
-This is me. -All right.
So, ladies and gentlemen, this is, uh, everything
that we’ve worked for for the last...
God, it feels like 18 years.
The final Battle Royale challenge.
This is what it all boils down to.
There’s no butterflies in this room.
You know why? ’Cause they’re all in my stomach.
♪ Damn, too much booty and eh ♪
♪ There’s too much booty in the pants ♪
-Ha ha ha! -[claps]
♪
Oh, God. Flock of Seagulls.
[groans]
Doing my nervous pacing.
Guys, come downstairs!
I don’t know what’s about to happen,
but this is about to be crazy.
I’m here to win it, baby. I’m-a make it to the end.
Whatever I gotta do to get there,
it’s on like "Donkey Kong." Let’s get it.
-Shake, you sit there. -Oh, no.
Oh, no. What’s in there? What’s in there?
Hi, villains, and congratulations.
You made it to the final
and most important Battle Royale challenge.
Well, as you know, you’re all amazing, shameless villains,
and I wanted to reward you for getting this far
in the competition with a beautiful meal.
But I was thinking,
what’s a great meal without a few special guests?
Now what, Joel?
You ready? Come on in, guests!
[suspenseful music playing]
[thunderclap, animal howls]
Oh, boy.
[thunderclap]
♪
Who’s coming in?
NEW YORK: [singsongy] New York is back, bitches!
-[all groaning] -Oh, my God!
-Don’t even look this way! -BANANAS: Are you kidding me?
-What? -JOEL: Well, well, well...
-The demon has arrived. -Hi, Joel.
I’m really excited to be back in the house.
What’s up, buddy?
One, I think I get a little bit of redemption right now.
And two, I know that I can’t be kicked off.
Hello! Oh, look at you, cutie.
Hi, guys.
Welcome back, Omarosa. Seems like yesterday.
-What a coinkydink. -Jax, hi. How are you?
Hey. How are ya?
Have you not seen "Friday the 13th"?
I’m worse than Jason Voorhees, sweetheart,
because I’m the HBIC, and you can’t kill me
’cause I’ll keep coming back and back and back.
I bet you’re wondering why they’re all here.
-Yep. -Well, they’re moving back in.
-Oh. -Are you ----ing kidding?
-I am not. -Damn.
They’re back.
Yo, this is some whole ass sh--.
They are back, not to compete, but to do something far worse.
-No, no, no, no, no. -To observe and judge you...
even more than they already have.
Just like on "Survivor,"
the banished villains play a role in me winning this.
I mean, they’re not here for no reason, right?
They’re gonna vote. I haven’t really had beef with anyone
that’s been banished, and I think I’m good.
Ooh. Give me the money.
If you’re wondering where Bobby is, we couldn’t find him.
[laughter]
BOBBY: You will never, ever find another villain like me.
-[thunderclap] -[cackles]
So, uh, he’s not going to vote for the winner.
-Damn. -I know, inconvenient,
kind of unprofessional, a total Bobby move.
Now, are you ready to find out how you win the $200,000
and title of America’s Greatest Supervillain?
-That’d be nice. -You ready?
Anfisa, you can do this.
Soon you’ll compete in your last
and most important Battle Royale challenge.
The winner will be declared Supervillain
and will automatically become a Finalist.
Then, at your Hit List nomination,
the Supervillain will nominate three villains for Banishment.
The one villain not nominated gets
to sit next to the Supervillain in the finals.
The three villains on the Hit List
will battle it out for our final Redemption Challenge.
The two losers will be eliminated and join the rest
of the returning cast in voting for the winner
of "House of Villains."
Okay. Time for our Battle Royale challenge,
called the Last Supper. -[harp glissando playing]
To host this challenge,
I brought in a very special guest.
Everyone, meet the villainous chef
from "Below Deck"--Chef Ben.
Thank you. Thank you.
Jonny, you’re hunched over your plate already.
I am ready for ----ing something crazy.
-You gonna cry? -[laughter]
-I’m not. -Okay.
Is everyone ready for this challenge?
-No. -Oh, that would be, "Yes, Chef."
Chef Ben is deliciously evil. [laughs]
They want molecular? Yes! ----ing, [bleep] yes.
I’m so upset tonight. Who’s this people who produces?
Irwin Entertainment, y’all be on some sh--.
This man is psycho and crazy. He’s a professional pot stirrer.
I don’t care about [bleep].
[loud clattering]
♪
Um, is he from France?
I think so.
Is he the one from France?
Okay.
Today I have prepared a delicious meal for all of you.
For the non-contestants,
I have prepared a delicious meal for you.
-[gasps] -Ooh!
-Ooh. -Oh, my goodness!
So, I am known for my sushi. Bon appétit.
Now, that food isn’t for our competitors, though.
Hidden here are the challenge dishes,
each worth a different dollar amount.
Before we start, you will order $200 worth of food from Ben.
On "go," you will all eat as fast as you humanly can.
The first one to down their plate wins Supervillain
and gets an automatic seat in the finals.
Anyone who’s ever done an eating challenge
knows that whatever is lurking underneath these chafing dishes
is not gonna be something tasty.
But luckily, I don’t really have much of a gag reflex.
Chef Ben, why don’t you show our villains
what they’ll be eating? [laughs]
Oh, no. No, no, no.
Absolutely. Here are your dishes, chaps.
So, a beautiful egg that I hard-boiled for $10.
-JOEL: $10. -NEW YORK: That’s easy.
-BEN: $10. Not so bad at all. -Let’s see number two.
Okay, for $20, we have extremely spicy chicken wing.
JOEL: $20.
BEN: It looks more innocent than it is.
Next up, for $30, we have...
OMAROSA: Eyeball.
We have an eyeball. You said it.
NEW YORK: What?!
So, this is a red snapper eyeball. $30.
It should have a delightful crunch.
I’m calling the ASCP, okay?
Because somebody has been abusing these fish.
Why are their eyes so red like this?
They didn’t kill these fish kosherly.
-[music stops] -Kol-cherly.
Kosherly.
Next, for $40...
-[gasps] -Ooh.
NEW YORK: A penis?
BEN: That is a testicle braised with more testicles.
So, who has the testicles to eat this? $40, chaps.
At least they’re not real.
I thought they was real, like, from a man.
-[music warps and winds down] -What?! From a human?
I thought they were real men testicles.
You thought we were serving a human testicle?
When you take them out of the pack, right?
If you slit a man open, it would look like that.
Who have you been dating?
Girl. No, it’s not that type of party, nor that type of show.
It’s from an animal. Wait to see which one. [laughs]
And finally, for the final dish, we have...
for 50 bucks, guys.
[high-pitched scream]
Oh, that’s scary.
I call this a squealing pig brain pie.
That looks very interesting. [laughs]
JOEL: Thank you, Chef.
Well, chaps, I would like to take your orders.
Mr. Fairplay.
2 brains, 2 eyeballs, 1 balls.
[cash register whirs]
BEN: 2 brains, 2 eyeballs, 1 balls.
[cash register drawer closes]
Tanisha, my love,
would you like to place your order, please, Madame?
Not really, but I don’t have no choice.
I’ll have the balls. [laughs]
-Just all balls? -No! Not all balls.
Okay, one portion of balls?
Yeah, let’s do one portion of balls,
and let’s try the chicken à la hot sauce,
’cause I like my wings. -Chicken à la hot sauce.
I think I’ll have that. Okay. Thank you.
-[cash register whirs] -You’re welcome.
Does that equal $200?
-BANANAS: That’s $60. -BEN: Yeah. That’s not enough.
You have to order until it hits $200.
♪
Counting’s not her forte.
Just so everyone knows, $10, $20, $30, $30, $40, $50.
Can--Can you stop talking about me? You are obsessed.
Counting’s not your forte. I mean, just add it up.
Like, you are too old for this at your big age.
-You’re disgusting. -Girl, that neck. All that neck.
You’re the only one here. You’re acting like an asshole.
Dude, Omarosa, you suck. I will say, you ----ing suck.
Yeah, she’s horrible! She’s a...
-You ----ing suck. -Why is she even here, bro?
-She’s disgusting! -You’re insufferable.
-You really are. -Oh! Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
TANISHA: I’m not here for it, sis.
I gotta eat a bunch of sh-- that’s not typically on my menu.
-Get your mind in the bag. -It is!
-Get your mind on the bag. -That’s why I’m here,
and you’re over there. You’re not. Bye! Deuces!
Get your mind on the bag.
Over! Finished! Canceled! Go home.
-You a whole lot. -Tanisha, you order 6 chicken
and 2 balls, that’s $200.
-Just do that. -Okay, fine. What he said.
-6 chicken and 2 balls. -[cash register whirs]
-Lovely. -[cow moos]
Mr. Shake.
10 spicy McChickens, please.
-That’s 10 spicy chickens. -[cash register whirs]
-Yes. -You must have a hard stomach.
-Yeah, Indian, so... -Indian.
One time in college, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings,
and they had this--
it’s called the Blazin’ Challenge,
where if you could eat 12 of the Blazin’ Wings
in under five minutes, then you would get a T-shirt
and get your name up on the wall.
I had no problem eating those chicken wings,
so I figured why not stick with something I know?
-Well, Chef. -Yes, sir.
-I’m going straight balls. -Straight balls.
All for the balls!
So, give me 4 eyeballs and 2 testicles.
-[cash register whirs] -That’s 4 eyeballs, 2 testicles.
Very good choice.
The fish eyeballs,
which I know are not appetizing,
but they’re small, and they’re slimy.
The slimier the balls...
[rattling]
...the easier they go down.
-BEN: Anfisa. -[laughs]
Now, what would you like today, love?
I’ll have one brain.
-One brain. -2 eyeballs.
2 eyeballs.
And 9 eggs.
[laughs]
Are you hungry?
[cash register bell dings]
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, I will be back with your order.
-Good choices. Well done. -All right, thank you, Chef.
Take care.
Girl. Girl.
♪ I wanna go home ♪
That is all that is playing through my head.
But, you know, I gotta think about my son.
That’s why I’m here.
So, I have to sit, get through this challenge,
and try to win so I can make it to the end
for the ultimate bag.
I’ve worked with quite a few testicles in my day--
some bull testicles, horse testicles,
things like that. It’s not that big of a deal.
We’ve all been there. Now brains?
I’m not into eating brains
or any central nervous tissue of any animal.
That’s how mad cow disease started. It’s a hard no for me.
Here...we...go. Remove the cloches.
NEW YORK: Ew!
That’s disgusting.
♪
JOEL: Guys, this supper feels like it’s missing something.
Oh, right. Dessert.
OMAROSA: Oh, yeah. Serve it up, Chef Ben.
These are chocolate sprinkle doughnuts.
You must finish one doughnut in addition
to clearing your entire plate. -Oh, jeez.
It’s gonna wash down the brains and the balls.
As someone who’s had a lot of disgusting things
in his mouth, this doughnut’s actually gonna help.
It’ll be a nice palate cleanser
so I won’t be burping up balls all day.
Here...we...
go!
-Oh, all right. -Bon appétit, bitches!
-How’s the balls? -He dipped it in water.
That’s very...
Are you allowed to dip it in water?
NEW YORK: Oh, Bananas is throwing up.
Oh, my God. Don’t throw up, Bananas.
-I’m not throwing up. -OMAROSA: You got it.
-Shake, how’s the spice? -Wow.
-Oh, my God. -We only got 9 more to go.
Dude, I tasted those wings. They are no joke, man.
Are you okay? [laughs] Shake’s crying.
JOEL: Oh, this is torture, isn’t it?
Oh, [bleep].
Anfisa is eating and peeling an egg very slowly.
NEW YORK: Anfisa, come on! Come on!
JOEL: Anfisa’s leaving the yolks, by the way.
I think my only chance to be safe
is if Johnny Bananas wins.
So, Anfisa, your strategy is just not to finish this meal.
I helped Bananas in the last challenge,
so I hope he returns the favor and keeps me safe.
JOEL: Fairplay, how does it taste?
-Good. -Does it? Oh, okay.
Oh, Johnny Bananas. He’s eating the eyes right now.
I bite into one of these eyeballs.
It squirts fish jelly all inside my mouth.
JOEL: Johnny Bananas is trembling.
Does not taste good.
-It’s spicy as [bleep]! -Eat it, Tanisha!
-You on TGI Fridays! -I know! I’m trying!
-NEW YORK: You eat! -TANISHA: It’s in my nose!
♪
[Tanisha groans]
♪
JOEL: Johnny Bananas is trembling.
-It’s spicy as [bleep]! -Eat it, Tanisha!
-You on TGI Fridays! -I know! I’m trying!
-Would you eat? -It’s in my nose!
[Tanisha groans]
I’m looking at this from a strategic standpoint.
I don’t care if it’s appetizing or not.
My stomach’s already been doing hula hoops
around my asshole for the last few days.
Nothing is gonna go down easy.
Y’all better wet y’all food.
Bananas is wetting his food. It’s getting smaller.
-It’s spicy as [bleep]. -BEN: Clever.
This one glass of water
is probably the most important element
to this entire challenge.
-OMAROSA: Bananas is housing it. -NEW YORK: Is he really?
He has dropped some, and he’s eating it out of his lap.
Y’all better hurry up. Bananas almost done.
Yeah, Bananas is almost done.
-[bleep] -NEW YORK: Anfisa, come on.
Bananas is chewing that last eyeball.
-Looks pretty disgusting. -Ohh!
Oh, he’s almost done. He’s standing up to celebrate.
-Oh, my God. Is he insane? -Yes, Bananas!
JOEL: He might have done this before.
-TANISHA: Yes, Bananas! -That’s crazy.
Would you look at him?
You can see the life leaving his eyes.
What a disgusting slimeball. Look at him.
Yes! Go, Bananas!
Yay!
Whoo! That’s my ----ing roommate!
-Corinne. -Bon appétit. Period! Period.
Johnny Bananas has ripped through his plate.
Johnny Bananas, ladies and gentlemen.
Johnny Bananas.
I feel like it could mean a great thing for me.
Everybody knows Johnny Bananas and I
have been two peas in a pod.
Homie did it.
Or are we? [chuckles] We’re at the end.
JOEL: Okay, this challenge is over. We did it, guys.
♪
-Take care, everyone. -Bye!
-Chef Ben, everybody. -See you later.
JOEL: See you in the Stronghold, guys.
-In the Stronghold. -In the Stronghold.
Whoo! It’s good to be back.
-Good to have you back, Jax. -Good to be back.
I don’t know if you know,
about three minutes after I was eliminated,
I made it out there, and I got a phone call.
"Here, Jax, take the phone. Your wife’s in the hospital.
You have--lust let you know,"
and she’s like, crying on the phone.
She’s like, "I don’t want you to leave the show,
but I just wanna let you know I’m in the hospital."
I’m panicking. I’m like, obviously the timing.
-Oh, my God. The timing. -The timing.
-You see the timing? -So I raced to Cedars,
stayed there for two nights,
making sure that my wife doesn’t have cancer,
doesn’t have spinal issues, doesn’t have M.S.
Turns out she had a small stroke.
-Jesus! -She’s 33.
-Jesus Christ! You serious? -So...
Not only did I get eliminated,
but then I go straight to the hospital. My wife’s--
I mean, it was a bad ----ing night.
-Oh, I’m sorry, Jax. -But she’s okay now. She’s okay.
-Let me--Let me hold you. -But I was just...
-Let me just hold you. -It was a rough--
It was a rough few weeks. It was a rough few weeks.
Oh, I’m so sorry you had to go through that.
♪
Oh.
-[popping sounds] -[groans]
-Hey, roomie! -Hey!
-[laughs] -It’s like you never left.
-I know! Were you lonely? -I missed you.
Yes, I was so lonely. No. Well, I was not, actually.
-Oh, ’cause? -Because--
because Bananas just keeps coming in here.
Bananas manipulates the women by trying to charm them.
-He thinks he has me charmed. -I know he does. I know.
[laughter]
Hey, roommate. You gave up on us?
-Huh? -Jax.
-Oh, no, I’m just--I’m s-- -No, we’re not reunited?
You’re going to sleep in the other room.
-Trust me. -Can you just sit here for old--
You don’t want this loud-ass noise.
[snoring loudly]
You sit here for old times’ sake?
-All right. Okay. -Three roommates back together.
Whoo! Back together. High five.
No bets here from us, so we’re just gonna get gossiping.
Coming back into the house and knowing that I’m
not gonna be voted off is kind of cool,
just sitting in a seat of power, everybody actually
kissing my ass for once feels pretty good.
So, do the boys have some kind of thing going on?
-They do. Can’t you feel it? -I’m wondering.
-What’s going on? -They do.
Well, Shake and Fairplay kind of do,
but Bananas is kind of more...
-On his own? -With, like, Tanisha and me.
-[laughs] -Oh.
I’m so excited to spend the night.
-Yeah, it should be-- -I’m excited you’re back.
-Are you? -I am. I missed you.
You lied to me.
Everyone lied to me, so it’s okay.
The gang’s back together. Oh, my God!
How awesome is this? Great. Go [bleep] yourself.
So, what else happened while I was gone?
Anfisa and Bananas are in love, I guess.
♪ I got champagne ♪
♪ But what I really wanna be drinking is a White Russian ♪
Get me out of here. [laughs]
-Come in. -I brought the yoga mat.
You said you wanted to do yoga, right?
-I didn’t say that. -Oh.
What should we do to kill two hours?
I was thinking nap.
[laughs]
Okay, that’s fine. We could nap together.
That’s cute.
Johnny Bananas called me a rat. Well, I’m gonna act like a rat.
This isn’t "The Challenge." We don’t need a rerun.
We’re making a brand-new show here.
It’s called "House of Villains." Bye-bye, Bananas.
Who do you think Bananas is gonna pick?
-Uh, Tanisha. -Tanisha?
Yeah, so the three of--
Even though he’s in love with Anfisa?
Yeah.
-Interesting. -Yeah.
Interesting.
-Dude, my stomach is burning. -I can only imagine, dude.
That’s why--bro, I saw those, man, I was like, nope.
I’ve never tasted a wing that spicy in my life.
[stomach gurgling]
Dude, every time I burp, I taste ----ing fish.
Dude, I don’t care who you pick as far as
your person to save, but don’t pick Anfisa, dude.
Why not?
She didn’t even ----ing eat her eggs.
Dude, don’t. Please, dude. That is... [scoffs]
I’m happy you came back,
but I hate what happened between you and I.
You know, I really do.
---ing have some respect.
-You’re a weirdo. -I am.
-You’re a weirdo. -Yes! That I am!
-You’re a clown. -Yeah, that I am!
-You’re a weirdo, girl. -Yeah, that I am!
-Yep. -Weirdo! I am a weirdo.
Stay away from me then. Stay away from me then.
-Tanisha... -I really do.
[gasps] I love beef.
-[snickers] -It’s in my inner core,
but I know how to put the beef away and to be chicken.
♪
I heard you and Anfisa are in love. Cute.
Bananas is a big player,
and he’s cheating on me with Anfisa.
And honestly, I think the best revenge would be
to not vote for him to win.
He messed with the wrong girl.
That’s false.
Dude. I told you from the beginning, man,
I’m here for one thing, and that’s to win money,
not to find love. -Please.
[bleep]
-If it happens after the game... -[bell tolls]
E.V.A.: Hello, villains.
Johnny Bananas,
you have 1 hour to make very important decisions.
Got it.
-You busy? You busy, busy? -No. No.
I need, like, five minutes with you.
-Okay. -All right?
Bye.
[water bubbling]
I just literally want five minutes. That’s it.
-Yeah, yeah. -Just five.
So, we’re down, away.
OMAROSA: Bananas with the ultimate choice.
Bananas always finds a way to maneuver, to outplay.
He is willing to do whatever it takes
to win this competition.
In first place, and your Supervillain of the Week is...
Take off that mask, Golden Bull.
Let’s ----ing go!
And our winner is, by 1 point, Johnny Bananas.
[canned cheers and applause]
The winner of our latest challenge, Blow by Blow...
♪
-Johnny Bananas! -Yeah!
He is our Supervillain, everyone.
I may be out of the running,
but I’m still working this thing,
and Anfisa is an excellent apprentice.
I never thought I would come here, and day one,
somehow, some way, it kind of sort of naturally...
-Yeah. -...happened where I don’t know.
-I just have this love for you. -I love you, too.
-Yeah. -And I respect your decision.
You my homie, no matter what. I get it.
Such a [bleep] position, dude.
They can’t give me a day?
They’re like, "Oh, you got an hour."
I know. That’s rough, but this is what it’s come down to.
Go do what you got to do, homie.
-Thank you. -Yes. You’re welcome.
I’ll talk to you soon. Okay, babe.
Pick me. How’s my pitch?
Do you think--I mean...
That’s not a pitch. What’s your pitch?
Oh, I don’t know. What do you...
I would love to be picked, and if you pick me,
then you have Shake and Tanisha’s vote.
Sorry. Real quick question. I’ve got to know this.
-This is serious. -[laughs]
How bad are your farts right now?
They’re not bad yet, but they will be. They’re gonna smell--
Dude, your farts are gonna be another level.
-Bro, balls-- -Another level farts.
I’m glad he interrupted my pitch for that.
♪
-Hello. -Am I interrupting something?
-[laughs] -No, I’m waiting for you.
Hmm. So, this is what it took to get you to come in.
[chuckles]
Pretend I’m not here, guys.
-[chuckles] -You give us like one second.
Just know I’m in immense pain, but that’s--
I know. I’m sorry.
♪
If I save Tanisha, I most likely lose a vote in the end to her.
If I don’t save her,
I’m basically taking $200,000 away from her.
Okay. Sounds like something you would do.
I don’t want to be responsible for taking that away from her.
She could win the challenge, and if you keep her,
she’s winning the whole thing.
You can choose me,
and then Shake is gonna win the Redemption,
and you’re just gonna take $200,000 ’cause no one’s
gonna vote for me or him, but it’s your decision.
[bell tolls]
Hello, villains.
It’s time to head to the bookcase.
Shut the [bleep] up.
Johnny Bananas,
you have a very important decision to make.
Suck my ass.
It might just cost you $200,000
That’s what it sounds like.
I’m in a very precarious predicament at the moment.
I’ve got 99 problems, and two of them are girls.
[creaks]
♪
[thunderclaps]
♪
Come on in, everybody.
How’s that weather out there, Tiffany?
It’s cold and wet.
Yeah. Welcome to California.
I think Bananas assumes that I’m a weak player,
and he could get rid of me later.
He would be wrong thinking that,
but this is why I think he’s going to keep me safe.
Welcome to your final Hit List nomination.
Johnny Bananas, you emerged victorious
from The Last Supper Battle Royale.
You are the Supervillain
and automatically one of the final three.
Everyone knows it’s no secret that Bananas and I
are two peas in a pod.
You know, we’re like brother and sister,
ebony and ivory, Oreos and extra cream.
That’s us.
But Bananas also does what Bananas wants
and what’s best for Bananas’ game.
This is regular to him. [coughs] I’m sorry. Excuse me.
-[coughs] -[stomach gurgling]
Guys, that cow stuff coming up.
-[gurgling continues] -Lord.
You see, I knew it was gonna come back.
-[gurgling continues] -Back--coming back.
[gurgling continues]
Okay. [sighs] It went away. It was playing peekaboo.
-Can you hear that, guys? -[thunderclap]
It’s raining money.
Bananas, right now,
you will nominate three people to the Hit List.
The one villain not on the Hit List
will be joining you in the final three
if we survive the night.
Think this through, though, because remember,
whoever you don’t choose is potentially voting against you.
Who do you nominate first and why?
Ugh.
Of everyone that has been here since day one,
there’s one person that has had the toughest uphill battle,
and I have faith that even though
he’s probably gonna be up all night sh--ting fireballs,
the odds of him coming back are very high.
My first nomination’s gonna be for Shake.
♪
I think Bananas made a huge mistake
putting me on the block because
if I lose the Redemption Challenge,
I get a vote in seeing who does win.
And right now, there’s zero chance
I’m voting for Bananas.
Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Shake, do you have anything to say?
I have nothing ill to say of you
and understand your decision to put me here.
Most polite villains I have ever, ever been around.
Bananas, who is the second person
you will nominate for the Hit List and why?
-[thunderclap, loud rainfall] -Uh, the second person
that I’m gonna nominate... -Say that one more time.
-I can’t hear you... -Oh, my God.
...over the biblical rain happening.
Um... [clears throat]
There was a very big decision earlier on
in this game that this person made
that put my game in jeopardy,
and it could have been the end of it.
And while I feel like it’s water under the bridge,
and there’s no hard feelings moving forward,
Jonny, my next vote’s for you.
If it’s water under the bridge, why you keep bringing it up?
I was gonna ask Johnny Fairplay if he had anything to say,
but he’s already started.
-[bleep] you, Joel. All right. -There we go.
Johnny Bananas, you got a big decision here.
One of these people will be on the Hit List,
and the other will be next to you,
safe into the final round.
Who do you pick last for the Hit List?
So, both of these ladies helped me immensely,
and I could honestly say that one of the main reasons why
I’m sitting where I’m at right now
is because of how they put their faith in me,
even though I’ve proven in the past
that I’m not necessarily one to be trusted.
I’ve always lived by one creed, and that is not to be swayed
based on fear, intimidation, or emotions.
♪
So, it obviously makes this decision very tough.
And, uh, while I have been accused in the past
of not having a heart,
my last vote...
♪
is gonna be for Anfisa.
Oh, my gosh.
[operatic choir singing Beethoven’s "Ode to Joy"]
♪
Oh! [laughing]
I’m in the final three, y’all!
Whoo! I made it!
Ah-ah-ah! Wait! Whoa! [laughs]
-I’m heavy. -There we go. No, you’re not.
[laughing]
Heavy is the head that wears the crown.
Yes!
Anfisa, you are on the Hit List.
Do you have anything that you would like to say?
I’m looking forward to beating Shake
and Fairplay in the Redemption Challenge
and securing my place in the top three.
Shake, Anfisa, Fairplay,
tomorrow you will compete in the last Redemption Challenge.
The winner of that challenge will go
up against Bananas and Tanisha in a final vote.
All right, guys, get out of here before we all drown
or Shake’s butthole explodes all over us.
[thunderclap]
Oh.
♪
-Yes. -Best decision.
[squealing]
Bananas choosing Tanisha was best-case scenario for me.
I wanted to remove a guaranteed vote for Bananas in Tanisha,
and I wanna win this to pad my stats so that I can win.
-Who are we missing? -Wait, what’s happening here?
[sneaky music playing]
[stomach gurgling]
Great. I’m on the Hit List again,
but I don’t even care right now because
something is going on in my stomach, and it’s not good.
Johnny Ass-play, get over here!
He’s in there strategizing right now.
This is--This is where his brain goes.
Like, just enjoy the night, man.
If given the opportunity,
I would love New York to vote my way. [laughs]
-All right, all right, I mean... -See what I did there?
Do you realize, like, probably the biggest moment
of the entire season, me sitting there
and having to eat that sh-- and trying to, like,
I cannot believe you did that, and I was watching your face.
-I’m like, don’t throw up. -Did it turn you on?
Don’t throw up. Yeah, I mean, I did.
I was like, God, I wish I was a ----ing eyeball right now.
[laughs]
♪
[stomach gurgling]
How are you feeling?
-Not good. -Like, you still feel sick?
Oh, yeah.
♪
[gas passing]
[sighs] [bleep]
♪
-[groans] -[gurgling continues]
This is not good. My stomach is on fire.
♪
-My God. [sighs] -[passing gas]
Dude, this is my karma. And I didn’t even win.
[toilet flushes]
♪
How are you doing?
Yeah...
Oh, right.
[laughing]
Today I need to be in the final three, you know?
-Exactly. -So...
I voted for you to stay.
No. No, she didn’t.
Only Bobby and I voted for you to stay.
-Okay. Ohh! -CORINNE: Thank you, Shake.
Okay, good. Okay.
Corinne hates me, so I don’t think I have her vote.
However, I’ve already made a deal with New York.
-We’re good. -Are you serious, Shake?
So, I hope she’ll vote for me to win at the end of the game.
The seed has been planted.
♪
What do you think’s going on? You think it’s a trivia game?
-Yes. We haven’t done that yet. -And that’s where you’re headed.
Or obstacle course.
-[bell tolls] -Hello, Villains.
-Yo, what up? -[laughs]
It’s time to get ready for your final Redemption Challenge
Whoo!
-Fairplay, Shake... -Yeah.
...Anfisa, it is your last chance to redeem yourselves,
if that’s even possible.
I really don’t know if that’s possible for me, but...
-[laughs] -Wait, wait.
-Not two ----ing double fisting. -Okay, I’m going downstairs.
JAX: Good luck, good luck, good luck, everybody.
SHAKE: Oh, Anfisa’s looking confident.
-She’s looking confident. -ANFISA: Shut up.
-Shake. -Ahh.
Jonny Fairplay.
Anfisa.
Welcome to the podium. And here is everybody else.
Come on in, guys.
Hello, villains, and welcome to your final Redemption Challenge.
It’s our last day here in the "House of Villains."
Whoo!
[laughter]
Shake, Fairplay, Anfisa,
you are about to compete
for a seat next to Bananas and Tanisha
at our final Banishment Ceremony tonight.
The losers of this challenge
will be eliminated and join the voting panel.
The final Redemption Challenge will be a test of how well
you know your fellow villains.
It’s all about how much you listened and learned
during your time here.
Yeah, you guys are probably screwed.
The name of the challenge is...
Who Said It?
-[canned cheers and applause] -[laughs]
You will be presented with real quotes
that villains said during their tenure in the house.
You will guess who said that quote
by writing your answer on a whiteboard right here.
After you all reveal your answers,
we will watch the clip to see who actually said the quote.
Going into this final Redemption Challenge,
everything is on the line, brother.
This is what we’ve been fighting for the entire time.
Win or go home. I need to be in that final.
This is it. This is why I’m here.
This is where I win.
All right, let’s see the first quote.
"They’re such loud people. I don’t like it.
The screaming and... I’m not down with that."
They’re writing down their answers now.
Keep them hidden. Keep them hidden.
Okay, now we’re gonna watch the clip...
-OMAROSA: Oh, no. -...of who said that thing.
’Cause they’re such loud people I don’t like it.
Omarosa wishes she could be loud.
She’s afraid to be loud because she afraid that they
ain’t gon’ hire her no more in the corporate world.
[canned laughter]
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
I’m not--I’m not down with that
Damn, my tits look great.
-My tits look great. [laughs] -Omarosa, everybody.
♪ Omarosa said "tits" on camera ♪
-♪ She’s married to a pastor ♪ -[laughs]
Okay, let’s see if you guys were right. Reveal.
Ohh! We got two right answers and a Jax.
Yeah, I thought it was Jax. I thought it was Jax.
Here we go. Let’s see our next quote for Who Said it?
"I know I should be bigger than this,
but I can’t stand Corinne."
-I know who said that. -No yelling out the answers.
No yelling out the answers.
Hide your answers, guys.
Hide those answers. Okay, let’s see the video.
I know I should be bigger than this...
[whispers] but I can’t stand Corinne.
I can’t believe I said that.
You’re a disrespectful bitch,
and I think no matter how many different ways you try to think
that you’re the most famous one here, you are old news.
[blows kiss]
Reveal.
Anfisa got it right, so she has 2 points.
Fairplay got it wrong, still has one point,
and Shake is on the board with 1 point.
NEW YORK: You got it, Shake.
Here we go. All right, let’s see the next quote.
"Sweetheart, I’m going to hide all your Botox
and lip injections, okay?
And you’re not going to be able to find them.
And then see how you like those apples ’cause your ass is fake."
Wow. That’s, like, three insults in one sentence.
Okay, guys, let’s reveal the clip.
"Sweetheart, I’m gonna hide all your Botox
and your lip injections, okay? -Me?
You’re not gonna be able to find them.
-New York, bringing it home. -All right, guys, reveal.
New York, Tanisha, and New York.
The next quote...
"I’m fully aware that I’m being fake and that I’m backstabbing.
I know that I’m lying to some people in their faces,
but I really don’t. I don’t want to seem evil,
but I’m, like, I don’t really care."
Hmm. Is there a chance that it’s William Shakespeare?
[laughter]
BANANAS: I was gonna say Copernicus.
All right, let’s see the clip of who said this
very long rambling thing.
I do. I’m fully aware that I’m being fake.
-[laughter] -Nice. Bobby.
Yes, Bobby.
Okay, guys, reveal.
-Bobby, Bobby, and Bobby. -Yeah, everybody got that.
Everybody scores. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
Okay, very good.
These next three quotes are worth 2 points.
-Game-changer. -Worth 2 points.
This next quote--let’s see it.
"It’s like the hot mess express,
the two of them behind the wheel of this golf cart."
Talking about Corinne and Bobby.
It’s gotta be Jax or Bananas.
-JAX: I don’t talk like that. -Who said that?
It’s like the hot mess express-
the two of them behind the whee of this golf cart.
-[laughter] -Who?
Reveal your answers.
-Bananas, Bananas, and Jax. -Yeah, ----ing Jax.
Both Anfisa and Fairplay got points on that one.
Shake, I’m so sorry. All right, so here we go.
Um...I’m not nervous,
but, uh, I don’t want a participation trophy.
Those are stupid.
Can I even win at this point?
All right, two quotes left.
Shake, if you get this wrong,
or Fairplay and Anfisa both get it right,
you are out of contention for the final three.
Okay, let’s see the next quote, worth 2 points.
"Honestly, I’m just here to observe,
ridicule, and make fun of all these idiots..."
Aw.
"...that have landed themselves on the Hit List."
♪
Let’s see who said that. Let’s see the clip.
Honestly, I’m just here to observe.
ALL: Bobby.
-"Idiots." -Sure, Bobby.
Reveal. Bobby, Bobby, and Bobby.
Shake, that means you can’t win.
Oh, man. So close to being in the final three.
Nobody has had a tougher uphill battle
in this competition than me.
I’ve been on the Hit List total of four times now.
Several instances drew the ire of the entire house.
You’re ----ing toast.
-Did you open the box? -You’re ----ing toast.
I’ve been through it all here, but sadly,
my journey is cut short,
just shy of the final three and of the $200,000.
Shake, you are out of the game
and out of the contention for the final three.
Fine, fine.
Shake, you’re toast.
♪
[thunderclap, rainfall]
Shake, you are out of the game
and out of the contention for the final three.
Fine, fine.
Current score-- Fairplay, 6, Anfisa, 8.
-Whoo! -Whoo!
Silent assassin. I told y’all.
Doesn’t say a lot, but she listens.
Yep.
Just to remind you, the next quote is worth 2 points.
Fairplay, if you get this next one
and Anfisa doesn’t, you are tied.
Obviously, if you both get it right, Anfisa wins.
Let’s see the final quote.
"I’m going to show Cruella de Vil
she cannot skin any more puppies anymore."
♪
Let’s see who said this.
I’m gonna show Cruella de Vil that she cannot
skin any more puppies." -Corinne!
-Wow! -You little vixen!
-It was Corinne, everyone. -Wow.
Fairplay, let’s see your answer.
-Whoa. -Corinne.
-Nice. -Fairplay is correct.
Anfisa, if you get this wrong, you guys are tied.
If you get it right, you win the whole thing.
Here...we...go.
Let’s see the answer.
♪
[cheering]
Yo! I saw that!
[cheering]
I’m not surprised I’m here.
Before I came into this house, I thought that I would either be
the first one to go home, or I would win the whole thing,
and now I’m really close to winning the whole thing.
[indistinct conversations]
♪
Thanks, man.
-Wow. -Whoo.
Just like on "Survivor," and I finish second.
So close. Those final challenges get me every time.
I finish second on every single final challenge.
How about, uh,
how about I just win a final challenge and then win a show?
It’s great. Be wonderful. [sighs]
Shake and Fairplay, you have lost your chance for $200,000.
Anfisa, you are the winner and will join Tanisha
and Bananas in the final three. -Whoo!
Tonight you will vote for America’s Greatest Supervillain.
[cheering]
[mysterious music playing]
-FAIRPLAY: Where’s your head at? -[sighs]
Listen, when we came to this house,
we all, in a sense, won the lottery.
We’ve all been playing with house money since we got here.
There was no guarantee for anyone
that we were gonna walk out of here with one more dollar
in our pocket than we walked in with.
He wants to buy his daughter a car when he gets home, okay?
Jonny Fairplay definitely could have ----ing used the money.
-I’m opening a business... -Mm-hmm.
All right, which I am completely under-watering.
Jax’s wife’s been in the hospital,
and they racked up $300,000 worth of medical bills.
Yeah.
Omarosa, like, you’re telling me that,
like, you couldn’t use the money as well?
-Corinne could use it. -Yeah, I’m in law school.
-I’m in law school. -Exactly.
So my point is this-- my point is this.
Everybody in this house shares similar circumstances.
They’re not the same,
but everybody has a life outside of this. Okay?
I feel like the decision should be made
within the parameters of the house.
This is bullsh--. Johnny Bananas has been on, what, 21 shows?
He’s won $1,874,420.
Johnny Bananas doesn’t need the money.
I’ve said what I had to say,
and you guys are gonna make your decision accordingly, so...
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. -That’s it.
♪
Tanisha or Bananas, I could be okay with.
What does fair mean in this house?
Nobody cares about fair. Nobody gives a sh-- about that.
Nothing is fair. It’s not fair that I was on the Hit List
as many times as I was, but it is what it is.
New York will probably vote Tanisha.
Then it’s gonna be a 2-2-2 tie.
-I think she should. -You should talk to her.
-Is she in there? -Yeah, she’s in there.
-I’ll come. -Come on.
I think the biggest villain in this house
is like villain, villain, like out of a cartoon villain,
would be Omarosa, but she’s not up there to win.
So, we’re moving on.
I feel the house is divided in multiple ways, so...
And especially with Anfisa winning,
I think that that’s complicated things.
Coming off the final Redemption Challenge,
there’s a lot of speculation
about how this voting process will take place.
I feel you made a strategic error
in taking away a guaranteed vote from Tanisha.
-I did. -Okay?
I know that.
So the vote would be for Bananas, Tanisha, Anfisa.
-Oh, that’s an easy thing. -Yeah.
[scoffs and laughs] Y’all voting for Bananas?
I don’t know. I mean, yeah, I--
Wait, now--now y’all can mess with my mind
’cause give me whys because I am not...
Whys? -...100% on anything.
JAX: Who’s in here?
So, are we trying to get on the same page here before--
-I think so. -Is this like the jury room?
There’s a lot of people on this show that deserve to win,
that played each game to the way it was supposed to be played,
and I don’t know how I’m gonna vote.
-I keep changing my mind. -I don’t know what to do.
And so is Omarosa campaigning for Anfisa?
Omarosa and Fairplay are both voting Anfisa.
-You sure? -Yeah.
You sure?
My mind’s not made up, Bananas. It’s not made up.
Look at it--Jonny, we’ve both been in this game
for a long time.
We’re both very strategic-minded players.
I feel like by you not voting for me
would be--you’d be making an emotional decision
based on being vengeful.
Regardless of the outcome of today’s jury management,
it’s anyone’s guess who is gonna win $200,000.
Luckily, being nervous
and anxious is one of my favorite pastimes.
I am sorry about some of the things I said to YOU
’cause a lot of things were below the belt.
-And same here. -Thank you.
I said some out of pocket stuff. [chuckles]
I ain’t gonna sit here and front. I need the money.
I know you’re gonna go shopping.
That’s important, too. I love that for you.
But the truth of the matter is I got bills.
I’ve got a son. It is what it is. That’s all I can say.
$200,000 is so close, I can smell it.
And it’s in the house’s hands at this point.
♪
E.V.A.: Good evening, villains.
It is time for the final Banishment.
♪
-Good? -Yes.
Love you.
-I love you. You know that. -Love you, Mama.
-Mmm! -Good luck out there.
Yes. You, too.
Hey, and regardless of the outcome...
We homies for life.
No, but listen, I couldn’t have done this without you.
-Me, too. -For real, Banisha for life?
All right. Let’s go. Let’s do this.
Hey, guys, you all--you all pretty confident right now
where you’re at? You good? -SHAKE: Hundo. I’m hundo.
-100%? -Hundo.
Showtime.
This is it!
Whew.
JAX: The party’s here.
♪
Let’s go.
♪
JOEL: Villains! Hi.
-There he is. -There it is.
Well, look at everybody. Wow.
Oh, my God. I cannot believe we’re here. What a journey.
Hello, villains, and welcome to your final Banishment Ceremony.
Whoo!
-[cheering] -The excitement is unreal.
-I’m on edge. -I’m on pins and needles,
and I don’t know who I want to win.
This is just too much for me.
This is it, guys. This is the reason why we’re all here.
At the end of tonight,
either Bananas, Anfisa, or Tanisha
will be crowned with the upside-down stove burner
that is your crown, America’s Greatest Supervillain
and win $200,000.
Eliminated Villains, tonight, the power is in your hands.
You will hear from each villain,
and you will get to ask them any questions
and air any final grievances.
Anfisa, why should you be America’s Greatest Supervillain?
Please speak for the first time in this show.
-[laughs] -[snickers]
Walking into this house, I had no idea what to expect.
I didn’t grow up in this country.
I didn’t know any of you. I didn’t know you, Joel.
How dare you?
Um, so as soon as I got to know each of you a little bit,
I realized that I’m going to either sink or swim.
So...I had to swim.
And when Bananas nominated me, put me on a Hit List, eh,
I said that I was going to fight for my spot in the final three.
And here I am.
And I think all three of us are equally deserving of the prize.
So, the decision is up to you.
That was beautiful.
Bananas.
Villains, we all signed up
thinking the exact same thing, okay,
that we all were going to come in here and compete to be
the number one Supervillain in reality television history.
I think if we’re gonna break this down
of how this vote should go,
I mean, if we’re playing within the parameters of the game
solely based upon who’s the biggest villain,
there is nobody that is more deserving of the title than me.
I am proud to stand before you all,
let you determine my fate in the "House of Villains."
So, thank you and Team Banisha forever.
-Forever. -Whoo!
-Forever. -Forever.
Yeah.
Tanisha...
why should you be America’s Greatest Supervillain?
[exhales deeply]
The house has been flip-flopping more than IHOP.
I’m not prepared.
I feel like I come alive when the pressure is on.
I’m just gonna do this how I do everything else
in my life--from the heart.
My dear Supervillains,
I had no idea what I was walking into.
This was my first competition series.
Though things got spicy and dicey at times,
I think that you all can attest.
I think I’ve honestly built at some point or another
a bond with each and every one of you.
Corinne, there’s been numerous of times
I’ve been honest with you and truthful and rooted for you
to stay in the game.
Jax, you know, they complained about your snoring.
I would accept it ’cause you’re so damn fine.
But you know what? I gave you my bed when I came downstairs.
That’s hard for me. You know I’m a germaphobe.
New York, I reminded you of the legend that you are
despite our mishaps.
Omarosa, in the beginning, I was so excited.
I was nervous, but I was excited at the same time,
and I thought I made a big friend,
and I gave you your props in the beginning.
At one point or another,
I-I touched each and every one of you.
I’m here for me. I’m here for my son.
I’m Tanisha. That’s all I can be.
That’s all I play the game as.
And, you guys, I hope whatever interactions
we all had, that was enough.
That’s like a Golden Globe speech.
-[laughs] -Bravo!
-[cheers and applause] -Thank you.
-Whoo!
I laid it all out on the table. I gave it my all.
I just know no matter what happens tonight,
I’m proud of me.
JOEL: It is time to vote.
This time, voting will work a little differently.
Tonight you will be voting right here, live, in person.
-Whoo-hoo-hoo! -Sh--.
-Oh, my God. -This is really ----ed up.
Finally, we get to see who’s who,
who’s been real with me all along and who’s been fake.
♪
Shake, who do you choose as America’s Supervillain
other than your butthole from last night?
[laughter]
This person has been a friend to me,
uh, has supported me throughout the competition.
I can honestly say I would not have made it as far
in the competition if not for this person.
♪
My vote is for Bananas.
♪
Corinne, who do you choose as America’s Supervillain?
I just feel that honestly, the most deserving person
that really, like, came to the challenges
and also helped a lot of other people in the challenges,
so my vote goes to you, Bananas.
You are the Greatest Supervillain.
Thank you.
Omarosa.
My roommate-- she is a ray of light
in this house of darkness.
Not a woman of many words, but very wise and very caring.
♪
But my vote goes...
to my greatest adversary in this game.
♪
I cast my vote...
for you, Tanisha.
Oh, wow.
Oh, my God.
Because her superpower
has been standing tall
and who she cares about, and that’s her son, Aiden.
All of a sudden you’ve been gunning for me to leave,
and now you voting for me to stay?
I’m just as confused as y’all.
At this point, I don’t know if Omarosa is three people...
[laughs] or two.
Either way...
I’m happy it’s happening.
Human lava lamp.
-Excuse me. -[laughter]
Jonny Fairplay, who do you choose
as America’s Favorite Supervillain?
[sighs]
I’m not here to change a child’s life.
I’m here to declare who I feel
is the greatest villain in this house,
and I’m not available as an option.
Always a bridesmaid, never the bride.
Congrats to all three of you, first and foremost.
Uh, I am the greatest "Survivor" villain of all time,
and I’m representing that.
Anfisa, I don’t think you played the best game,
and Omarosa told you what to do.
You got tutelage from Omarosa,
one of the greatest ever, so kudos there.
You had a great teacher, but it wasn’t enough for me.
Tanisha, I love you.
I think you’re great. I enjoyed our conversations.
However, you sat there and you’re like,
"Hey, I played with integrity. I played with honesty.
I never ----ed anyone over."
I don’t give a-- this is "House of Villains."
This ain’t "House of Let’s Be ----ing Friends."
I love this! And I love the integrity of this.
I understand. So do I!
And I love ----ing people over, and I love ----ing strategy!
Guess what?! Bananas, you got my vote.
There you go. I like people that ----ing play the game!
♪
The man dressed as the carpet from "The Shining" has spoken.
[laughter]
-Yes! -True!
That’s it. That’s it.
I love gameplay. I love people that actually play.
And yes, Bananas, you were my enemy.
But, uh, hey, game recognize game. Let’s go.
That is 3 for Bananas and 1 for Tanisha.
Zero for Anfisa so far.
-Jax. -Yes.
Tanisha, you made it to the very end.
You got to the top by barely doing anything,
and, like, that’s a villain to me. I’m sorry.
I-I--Again, I love you, Johnny, but I gotta go with Tanisha.
How she got here is...
you did what you had to do.
So, Tanisha has my vote.
-JOEL: Wow. Wow. -[mouthing words]
Oh, my God! I didn’t see that coming at all!
It’s great to know that,
you know, one of my crushes had my back.
-New York. -[chuckles] Yes. HBIC.
Who do you choose as America’s Greatest Supervillain?
Joel, I’m so glad that you’re standing here
because I feel like I could be honest and speak from my heart.
This is bonkers. New York, an absolute unhinged,
loose cannon now holds the power to decide who wins this game.
-Typically, bananas turn me on. -Oh.
Whether they’re grilled
or chopped up in a bowl of Shredded Wheat,
a banana is gonna give you that potassium
that your bone density needs and craves.
And I thought long and hard...
about Johnny’s banana.
[snickers]
You have amazing hair and a nice bum.
Yes.
My heart is with you.
♪
But my head, my heart, and my feet...
are with Tanisha.
What?
Well, guys, here we are. We have a 3-3 tie.
Anfisa, since there are no more votes to be had,
you are officially eliminated.
You’re no longer in contention for the $200,000
and to be America’s Greatest Supervillain.
That’s okay.
But, Anfisa...
♪
...in one last act of villainy...
[laughs] She breaks the tie, baby!
You will serve as the tiebreaker.
-Oh, wow! -She breaks the tie!
That’s my roommate!
Oh, God.
JOEL: Anfisa has the final word, everyone.
Wow.
♪
God.
♪
Anfisa will serve as the tiebreaker.
-Oh, wow! -She breaks the tie!
That’s my roommate!
Look how the tables have turned.
JOEL: Anfisa has the final word, everyone.
Lo and behold, Anfisa now gets to be the tiebreaking vote.
And predicting what Anfisa is gonna do is
probably more difficult than predicting the weather.
Thank you. Now I have to get my hands dirty.
-Man, this is good. -Now I really don’t know.
Anfisa and Bananas have gotten very close
within the last few weeks,
so I really don’t know which way it’s gonna go.
Tanisha, you were the first person to welcome me
in this house, and you’ve been nothing but nice to me.
I feel like you’ve been like my older sister,
and I really appreciate it. -Thank you.
Bananas...
[dramatic music playing]
...we’ve had a lot of fun moments.
♪
I hope...
♪
I...
♪
...will never hear any of your dumb jokes again.
♪
Tanisha, my vote is for you.
-[laughter] -[cheering]
JOEL: There you have it.
-Get over here. Get over here. -[yelling]
Wow, guys! Are you kidding me?!
Anfisa, thank you! Thank you, Johnny.
Oh, my God! Are you serious?!
[laughs] Is this happening? Like, is this...
Did I just w--did I just wi-- Am I hearing correctly?
The winner of $200,000 and the title
of America’s Greatest Supervillain
is Tanisha, everybody.
[cheering]
Aiden, my prince,
my son, my world...
you are my driving force.
You give me purpose. You give me strength.
I don’t even know how I pulled this off, Aiden,
but I told you, Mama’s crazy, but it’s all gon’ make sense.
Oh, my God! [screaming] Yeah! I did this!
Yes! Finally, the chair.
Put that crown on your head. It’s right behind you.
♪
ANFISA: If I wasn’t in the top three,
I would give my vote to Tanisha anyway.
I think that was her strategy, her villainous strategy,
to, you know, be friends with everybody,
and that’s great. That worked for her.
Love you, Johnny.
-You already know. We fam now. -Love you, too.
What I did for Tanisha, I would not have done
for anybody else in this house.
The outcome was what I expected the outcome to be,
the second I made the decision
of who to sit next to me at the Winner’s Circle.
But while it’s awesome to be a villain,
it’s kind of cool to be a villain with a soul.
I never thought I’d find a soul in this insane asylum,
but here we are.
-Tanisha? -Yes?
As Queen Supervillain,
you have one more responsibility.
It’s time to put Johnny Bananas and Anfisa...
No, I don’t want to.
Well, we won’t give you the money
until they are thrown through that wall.
[buzzer]
[cheering]
-Wow! -I love you, Johnny!
♪
I think we all have a little bit more villain in us
than we like to recognize or appreciate.
But living in a house like this
will definitely bring out that side of you.
I lasted longer than I thought I would.
I’m definitely part villain, and I’m okay with that.
I-I kind of like that side of me when it comes out.
I’m standing here at the end because of my kindness.
And I know you’re like, well, it’s the "House of Villains."
Yeah, but you can’t have Supervillains
without having a superhero.
And I think I just proved that, and I’m proud of it.
My good deeds are done. I think I’ve cleared up
all the red in my ledger at this point.
I think now I can go back to being, um...
an evil prick, and I think that’s...
that’s the plan, so...watch out.
♪