[evil laughter]
Last season, 10 of reality television’s greatest villains
came togetr under one roof and made television history.
So obviously, we had to do it again.
Same house.
Welcome to the murder house.
Same awful host.
Oh, hi.
And brand new iconic villains.
You might know me from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."
- "Bad Girls Club." - "Big Brother."
- Original "Survivor" winner. - "RuPaul’s Drag Race."
And yes, we’ve read all your comments line.
RealityRanter69420, I’ll have you know
that this is technically all my hair.
Welcome to "House of Villains" season two.
I think people need to wake the [bleep] up.
I have no idea what’s going on.
Oh, God.
And I host this show.
Ding dong, the bitch is back.
And I’m going to run th mother----er.
I want to win. It’s my turn to win.
Once again, they’re here to outsmart.
I have little cock in here.
A knock blocker.
- What? - Is this part of the show?
Out-nipulate.
Now, I know why they got rid of you season one.
And out-camera time each other.
Welcome to New York, New Jersey.
Kiss my ass.
Whoever is able to avoid elimination
anmake it to the end will win $200,000
and the title of America’s Greatest Supervillain.
I am a supervillain.
- Let’s go. - This is "House of Villains"
season two.
Am I living in a bizarro world?
Yes, you are.
Do you know if I knock before I walk in or do I just walk in?
I’m Teresa Giudice from "The Real Housewives of New Jersey."
I’m the original from season one.
I don’t think I’m a villain.
I’m just a loud Italian. We’re passionate.
I’m a passionate Italian.
[indistinct]
If you really get to knoTeresa,
you’re going to like her.
She’s so much fun.
You’re the devil. of competition shows.
"Celebrity Apprentice," "Dancing with the Stars."
So, there’s a lot at stake here. I have a lot to prove.
I want to take the money, the title. I want to take it all.
Wow. Look at this.
Let me check out these bedrooms.
Oh, my God. These bedrooms.
It’s pink. I don’t know about the banana.
Okay. I’m claiming this room.
This will be my bed.
All right, so I n’t wait to see who’s coming.
I wonder who’s going to be here.
Someone bald.
And we are home.
So, this is me.
So, perhaps I wouldn’t decorate this way.
- Teresa! - Hi, how are you?
Richard Hatch.
Do you know anything about me at all?
- No, I don’t. - No.
"Survivor." I’m the naked guy.
Rich’s birthday is today and he celebrated
by taking off all of his clothes
and celebrating in his birthday suit.
Being a gay naked atheist,
nobody wanted to follow my hairy naked ass around set.
- Believe it or not. - Haven’t seen it.
I’ve seen commercials and never watched it.
Yeah.
Do you know my story a little bit?
I do. I mean, I followed.
I mean, I went away first and
my ex-husband went away.
- Me too, honey. - Oh, you went away o?
- Yeah. - Longer than both of you.
What did you get charged for?
- It was tax evasion. - Oh, same thing.
You look gorgeous. And my color.
- Oh, you ke it? - You could turn me straight.
This house looks like it’ll do.
Make sure y’all get my good side.
- Are you a top or a bottom? - I’m a bottom.
- Okay. - Nobody knows that.
- And do you do poppers? - Well...
- Hi. - at’s up? How you doing?
- Rich. - I’m Safaree.
- Safaree, pleasure. - Nice to meet you.
Hi, Safaree. I think I’ve heardf you.
I know exactly who you are. You’re definitely a villain.
- No, I’m not. - Yes.
Give me a clue, Safaree. What show?
It’s a show called "Love & Hip Hop."
I started doing Love & Hip Hop
because I was engaged to Nicki Minaj.
- Hello. - Hi. How are you?
- Camilla, nice to meet you. - Pleasure.
[bell ringing]
Camilla, what show are you from?
"Bad Girls Club."
Camilla, no.
I don’t give a [bleep].
We need to talk right now.
I don’t want to talk
I used to be a bad girl, and I still have my bad ways,
but I have calmed down a lot.
I’m a mom w, but this is $200,000,
and my kids deserve this.
So wait, why are you a villain?
I guess I’m a villain because I take no sh--.
I didn’t take sh--,
I don’t take sh-- and I won’t take sh--.
- You know who that is? - I’ve seen Rich before.
I’ve been watching some shows.
- Is it "Survivor?" - Original winner.
- She’s not lying. - First winner.
- Oh, ah. - When’s your birthday?
August 30th. I’m a Virgo.
Hold on. What are we sharing this for?
My dad was a Virgo.
Do you want to be myoommate
since you’re a Virgo?
- Yes. - And we only have two beds.
We g six more, I think.
- Yes, six more. - I think last season was ten.
Hold on. If it’s ten people,
and it’s four of us, there’s eight mo people coming.
Let’s go!
Oh, sh--. Somebody’s about to walk in right now.
Wait, he’s doing push-ups.
He’s doing push-ups before he walks in?
Welcome, sir.
Oh, sh--.
The Pectacular Palace.
I’m Mr. Pectacular.
The one, the only.
- I’m Safaree. - w you doing, Safaree?
- What show are you from? - "Big Brother."
Go ahead and say what you want to say.
I cannottand a liar.
I thought you would be on soon,
and so you’re re now.
There’s one person I thought of
which would be great to be on the show, Richard Hatch.
- We’re off to a bad start. - Why?
- Because we’re not talking? - Yeah.
Corporate rules ain’t going to work out here.
I’m good to go, survival-wise.
People-wise, it’ll be a little more challenging.
But I’ve got the million-dollar eck written already.
I’m the winner.
It’s that kind of cocky attitude
that makes people really hate your guts.
He is literally the most legendary reality villain.
Most of you may know me from being the iconic villain
on "RuPaul’s Drag Race."
Girl, get the [bleep] out of here with that bullsh--.
, well, that’s not bullsh--. That’s a fact, baby.
Like I said, if you don’t have star quality,
get the [bleep] out of here.
- Your name sus your persona. - Kandy.
Sometimes, she’s sour, sometimes, she’s sweet.
I don’t consider myself a villain.
I just consider myself a real-ass bitch.
I know you were on "Bad Girls Club."
- Yes. - And I know you were on
"Love and Hip-hop."
- Mm-hmm. - And you are a housewife.
- Yes. - Oh, wow.
- "Big Brother." - "Big Brother."
Yeah.
Somebody’s coming in a prom dress.
The queen is home, bitches.
Can I walk in?
Not yet.
Hello.
- Welcome, welcome. - Hi.
She has a tiara.
Hi!
Hi. Camilla.
That’s for the crown over there. Which show are you from?
"The Bachelor."
- Well, that’s a bit dramatic. - Hey.
Excuse me, princess, but the queen is here.
I maybe am a ttle bit entitled.
You can call me Vicky or Queen.
Oh, I like Vicky.
- I’m called the queen too. - Oh, cool.
I was the villain on "The Bachelor"
because I did rip crown off of someone else’s head.
- Thank you. - Victoria.
She threw a table.
So, you’re familiar with me.
- I, like, love the Housewives. - Thank you.
Oh, someone else is coming.
And she looks like she has huge boobs.
Hello, sexy people.
Hi, I’m Teresa.
- Hi, nice to meet you. - Nice tmeet you.
- What’s your name? - Larissa.
- Hi, I like your coat.
Thank yo Where are you from? What show?
"90 Day Fiancé."
You don’t know what love is.
And I think, lik? - I’m from Brazil.
Oh.
Wait, come here.
I gotta keep doing this to her.
You’re so cute because you’re such a mom.
Well, well, well.
- What show are you from? - "The Challenge"
and "The Real World." - Bitch, "The Challenge."
A lot of people know me from "The Challenge,"
won it three times.
I am a Mensa member.
I have an IQ of somewhere in the neighborhood of 155 to 165.
I’ve never taken the Mensa test
or got my IQ test,
but I just run around and tell people I’m a genius
and then they believe it.
Yeah, I got them in September.
- Oh. - How many more to go?
I think one more.
Is someone else here?
So, who do we think is cominin next?
- Someone’s coming. - Another girl.
[chuckling]
Oh, my God!
Ding dong, the bitch is back.
[chuckling]
Someone’s coming.
Queen H-B-I-C. is in this mother----er.
- Again? - Woo!
Well, hello, gorgeous. Thank you very much.
Here I am again, ready to attack.
Season one, I went home y too soon.
- [screaming] - [cheering]
Do I see myself in the finals? Absolutely.
Because that’s how well I’m going to play it this season.
- Oh, my goodnes - Nice to meet you.
- Hi. - I’m Rich.
- You are? I like that. - All right.
How many decimals?
- You know. - Hi, sweetheart.
You always wear the best stuff, Teresa.
Yeah, I like.
Oh, my God.
New York is the most iconic villain
in television history, I think.
Nice to meet y’all too.
We’ll talk about those later.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to et you.
Come here.
My name is Wes.
Nice to meet you, Wes.
Safaree, wow.
- I can’t believe it. - Here we are.
- I’m You get the last room.
Okay, what room is this?
This is Teresa and Mila or something.
- This has to have been-- - Your room?
I feel it.
- This was yours? - I feel it,
I feel it, I feel it.
Everything’s gonna be all right.
Everytng’s gonna be all right.
This has to be the gingerbread room.
Last season, I spent so much time in the gingerbread room.
I have ties to that room.
Teresa is definitely a household name,
but I want my old room back, so she’s gonna have to leave.
- Teresa? - Yes, baby?
May I speak to you for one second, please, in private?
- Yes. I’m having a little bit
of an emergency.
She’s so dramatic.
I feel like I could come to you
because I alwaysespected your hairline on television.
Okay.
For real, for real.
I put my Aimee Kestenberg bag next to yours.
It might not measure up because came from QVC.
You a household name. Well, hold o
Sh--. What the [bleep]?
I would love to share a room with you.
I would love to share a room with you, too.
I would much rather have Teresa as my roommate.
Teresa is a realy legend.
I’d rather be on her good side
than have confrontation with someone like her.
But Millie’s in my room.
That’s what she think.
Let me go move my bag in there.
- Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - [New York laughing]
There’s a lot going on already so fast, huh?
I can already tell it’s going to be a big competition.
And New York is here r a second time.
Already trying to, like, change rooms with Teresa.
- Did you guys switch rooms? - No.
She’s putting her bag on my roommate’s bed.
Oh.
I wonder if she’s going to give her a room up.
Did you switch or no?
- Switch what? - Rooms?
- What happened? - New York is puing
her bag on your bed.
Wait, so she’s moving Camilla’s stuff off the bed?
Well, it’s not-- You can’t touch it.
- You can ask. - Okay, all right.
I don’t think Tiffany has been in the house for, what I have to be in this room.
Just me being me, like, I’m a stand-up bitch.
Like, I don’t bow down.
I’m not going to come in here
and fight over a ----ing bed.
And you know, I don’t never give up my space.
But as a princess to my queen of reality,
I can probably get a little leverage with her with this.
I’m willing to do what I need to do for this game
and that is give up my bed for Miss New York.
I’m going to save you every timeI promise.
Come here. Come here, come here.
Teresa, is that your luggage?
Bags on my fur coat.
This has to be, like, 80 pounds.
You should let me style you one day.
Please.
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing.
All right, cool.
The fact that me and Rich are roommates
is just a complete opposite.
Old, rich, white guy.
Young, black, urban, fly, cool guy
with a fur coat dripping in diamonds, good skin,
6’4", sexiest man on earth.
We’re going to see how this goes.
Safaree and the naked, rich, white guy from "Survivor."
It’s going to be a late night.
Do either of you guys want to win the first challenge?
Just out of cuosity?
- Of course. - Do you wanna win?
That’s why we’re here.
I would love to help.
Wes looks like he’s ilding a bomb in the woods.
But Wes won "The Challenge," like, three or four times.
Right, three times?
Because Wes won "The Challenge" three times.
Yeah, I’ll help too, of course.
My strategy is, how do I not stand out?
I’ve got to find a way to downplay that
and how, I’m not 100% sure.
It depends on their level of stupidity.
Good evening, villains.
[high pitched, distorted] I’m E-- E-- Eva.
Dear God.
[deeper voice] Updating voice module.
[feminine voice] Testing. That’s better.
Good evening, villains.
She sounds different than last season.
I’m back with a new voice for the new season.
- Oh, it is close. - Come on, Rich.
Come on, Jessie, twi it.
- Here he comes. - That’s it, that’s it!
Here we go.
I’m glad to be next to some bad bitches.
- Hello, everyone. - Oh!
- Welcome. - What?
Joel stole my enance, but it wasn’t done very well.
I prefer to be carried on a cushion,
not rolled on a trash bin.
Oh, my gosh, on the throne.
There he goes. It’s Jimmy Kimmel.
Welcome me to the show.
Woo!
Oh.
- [cheering] - Welcome back.
Hello, everyone, and welcome to "House of Villains" season two.
Woo!
That’s right.
This is the show that admits
what other reaty TV won’t.
You assholes are the only reason why anybody watches.
- That’s true. Yeah. - Facts.
- I’m not an asshole. - That was a compliment.
But seriously, you’re all here for one reason,
that "Traitors" isn’t currently filming.
Ah!
The concept of this show is simple.
To find out which one of you is the best worst person
who is good at being bad.
It’s going to be amazing television, everyone.
We’ve got housewives, Big Brothers,
drag queens, self-proclaimed queens.
I’m the queen.
I think I’m a queen.
My name is Queen Camilla, if yousk me.
There’s only one queen in this room and that is me.
- New York. - Hi, Joel.
The HBIC is back, everyone.
Can’t wait to see what creative things
you’re going to call your castmates in episodes to come.
[laughing]
Here’s how it works.
You’ll compete ibattle royale challenges
designed to test your villainous ways.
The winner of those challenges
will be declared Supervillain of the Week.
The Supervillain will be safe from being eliminated
and have the power to decide
which three villains go on the Hit List.
The three on the Hit List will then compete for safy
in the Redemption Challenge.
The two that don’t win safety will face banishment
in the house vote.
In the end, one of you will be crowned
America’s ultimate Supervillain and take home $200,000.
mpsuit.
- I wore a two-piece. - All right, go. Guys, go.
Bye, Joel! See you later.
- Bye. - Oh, my God.
My feet arkilling me.
My toes are the villains in this house.
- Girl. - Is this my room?
It is. I’m in thmiddle.
What my team?
What color is your name tag?
Oh, white.
, it’s the white and the black team.
- Got it. - I’ve never put on a jail suit.
- You’ve never been to prison? - Just jail.
I was in jail for, like, 24 hours.
I got my hair braided.
I got arrested three times.
I’ve spent years ofy life in prison.
It’s so funny.
When I was away, I never wore orange.
You know was away?
For 11 and a half months.
I don’t like to associate myself
with anything that has to do with prison
because it was a hard time in my life.
I was away from my daughters.
My ex-husband, he used to flip homes.
Okay.
And he didn’t pay taxes personally.
You didn’t know anything about i
- No. - But because of?
- Because I was on TV. - Oh, gosh.
They made an example out of me.
No, it’s not-- I’m a very strong person.
I’m still going to ay the game.
I’m still going to do well in the challenge.
And that’s why I walk with my head up high,
because I know I didn’t do anything.
Right, exactly.
And as you should walk with your head held high.
- Where do you live? - I live in Kansas City.
- Kansas. - Yes.
Yeah, I’m a Raider. I go to all the Raiders games.
You’re a big Raiders girl.
- In Las Vegas. - How random.
Uh-huh. Raider Nation.
Where’s Teresa, Safaree?
Safaree’s taking a nap upstairs.
Villains!
Damn, that scared the crap out of me.
It is time to go.
And you do not want to keep the warden waiting.
- Hey! - Let’s go.
Nos not the time to go to the restroom.
I think I got to get in the back.
Or you could sit on my lap.
You excited? A group challenge.
Our first challenge is to break up into teams and compete.
I just want to make sure I make a great impression
on my teammates because I really want to build connections
and alliances this season.
- Guys, where are we going? - I don’t know.
There’s no way we’re going to, like,
an actual prison, do you think, right?
Oh, God.
Here they come.
are considered especially entertaining.
Some of the most vicious offenders
have formed an elite squad known as the House of Villains.
This is their first challenge.
[coughing]
I swallowed down the wrong throat.
Hello, villains, and welcome
to your first Battle Royale Challenge.
At the end of this, one of you will be declared
our fit Supervillain of the Week.
You’ll be safe from banishment,
get a chance to go on a reward
with two of your other castmates
and the power to choose the three villains
who will be put the Hit List.
The name of the challenge is Crimes Against Reality.
What you see before you are two prison cl blocks.
Each team will be placed in a cell block
with each team member in one of five individual cells.
The villain in cell one will break into cell two,
then those two villains will then break into cell three,
and so on and so forth til your whole team is free.
Every cell has a different way of breaking out.
In each cell is a lever called the F.U. Lever.
If any villain pulls the F.U. Lever,
they are guaranteed safety at the first Hit List ceremony,
but their team has to freeze up for a full 60 seconds.
The first team to break the glass and escape wins.
Okay, great. Go ahead.
We can make a deal right now.
Whoever the Supervillain is,
you’re choosing three people from the other side, period.
And then we also agree, don’t pull the lever.
So, if we all just stick with that, fair?
- Yeah. - You guys all cool with that?
Pulling that F.U. Lever would be like losing my virginity.
That’s how good it would feel.
But I don’t need a temporary safety.
I need long-term trust.
About the lever, if no of us do it, we’ll win.
Here we go, everybody!
Are you rey to be a prisoner again, Richard?
Teresa, here we go.
Wait, my jail cell was not liYou got huge mu
Come on, Jessie, twist it!
It’s one of those typical prison vents
that’s enormous that people can get through.
[cheering]
Whoa!
- [bell dinging] - Safaree’s already through!
Come on, Jessie!
I feel so useless because it’s
like I can’t help my team until
he’s completely through the wall.
Mr. Pec-tacular, how’s it coming?
In celtwo, the villains must use utensils
to dig into the wax wall and locate a key
to pass through to the nt villain.
There it is! Blast it!
[bell dinging] - Oh, he’s out.
Don’t forget the lever, guys!
- We’re good, we’re good. - There is the F.U. lever!
- [cheering] - Here, here, here.
In cell three, they have to open a door by
cutting through some very big bolts
- with a very small saw. - Tiffany, help ’em!
I swear I’m helping ’em!
I’m just waiting for New York
to help out at all.
You guys, it’s not moving!
I’m just up there digging the best I can,
but at the same time, I just got my nails done.
A little bit left. Yes, yes, yes, yes!
And finally we got it.
And now they’re using the hacksaw.
They’re almost through to the fourth prisoner.
They’ve already gotten through two of the bolts.
They’re moving fast over here.
[bleep]
If I pull that F.U. lever,
I have immunity, but at the same time,
I’m going to royally piss my teammates off.
That’s fine. Yes, yeah. Nice, nice.
If I pull that F.U. lever,
I ha immunity.
[echoing] Immunity. Immunity.
Come on, Richie.
- [disc scratching] - Honestly, I don’t care
if my team wins or not.
- [evil laugh] - New York pulled the lever.
- [alarm wailing] - 60-second pause.
Are you ----ing kidding me?
Of course, New York did it.
We just got hosed because New York pulled the lever.
- Someone pulled it. - Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
They have 60 seconds. The mother----ers have 60 seconds.
We have to stop for 60 seconds
and do nothing but watch the other team
get closer and closer to winning the competition.
Are you guys almost through?
Yeah, ye - Oh, my God! - Wow, that’s loud and exciting!
Now, we really need to start working together,
- and we need to hurry. - Oh, there you go,
they’re getting close!
We’re pulling through these chains,
we’re pulling through these chains.
This is taking a long time,
but we are catching up.
This is the loudest challenge we’ve ever had!
Do it, New York, break a ----ing nail!
- Go, go, go! - [bell dinging]
Oh, he got there through!
I don’t understand how even
with a minute frozen in time,
the other group has managed to get to the next cell.
Who would have thought?
In cell five, uh-oh, math.
The team must locate a five digit code to open a lockbox,
then use the hammer inside to
break the glass and get out of jail.
- What’s the code? Faster, faster, faster!
I’m into this whole house of villains thing.
My initial intent was to lay low, but I’m a competitor,
and I want to win.
- Go, go, go, go, go! - [beldinging]
What’s the code, what’s the code?
You gotta get that code now, the five digit code.
- Where’s the code? - Where’s the co?
- What is the ----ing code? - It’s one of these.
It’s one of these! Oh, I see it!
You use a black light, it on the ground.
Wait, what is th?
- Stay still. - Okay.
Four, three...
Three, six, three.
- Seven, two, six. - Did it work?
- Okay, get it out. Get it. - Woo!
- [cheerg] - Hey! All right!
[horn blaring]
Jeez.
[cheering]
It might have been his, but I asked you yours,
and you walked away, so [bleep].
If it’s his.
- It was yours? - It was yours?
I was frantically looking for
this code that just so happened
to be on my chest, which is--
The irony that being the answer.
Of course.
Everything comes down the pecs.
We would have won. We were so ahead.
Wellbetween New York’s minute...
Jesus Christmas!
Who am I playing with?
Never mind working, that’s out the window.
All right, white team. Congrats!
You have won the challenge.
Who have you chosen to be this week’s Supervillain?
- Safaree! - It is Safaree, everybody!
And I just want to remind you, New York is immune.
Well, Safaree, you have to pick two people
that you get to take on your rerd with you.
You can’t pick me, even though it sounds fun.
I’m gonna say Weand Pec.
Safaree, you have to nominate three villains for the Hit List.
Right now?
- Tomorrow. - Oh, yes!
All right, guys, that’s it.
- Let’s get out of there. - Let’s go, winning team.
- Get in the cars, guys. - You gotta keep your promise.
You gotta pick three out of the other team
- for the Hit List. - But remember, the Hit List
doesn’t mean you’re going home.
One person’s going home, not everybody.
- So-- - Yeah.
But you’re still picking three people for that list
- from the other car. - Yeah.
Who do you think he’s gonna vote for the three?
Me. It does just suck.
You, like, walked to look for numbers.
Did you put her number in there? You couldn’t have.
Yeah, I did. You’re the only one.
Because New York came up, and I put r number.
So you think I went through four levels and
then got to the end to help everybody?
I don’t know why you walked away.
- Jessie, Jessie-- - I was looking for numbers.
Basically, I’m ----ed.
Safaree probably won’t put up his teammates.
Richard is his roommate.
He’s taking Jessie on the reward and New York has immunity.
Ugh...
♪
It’s my first day waking up in the House of Villains again,
and I feel so excited.
I have immunity d I’m just really gonna enjoy my day.
Where’s my coffee?
♪
Oh, damn it.
les]
- Good morning. - What’s up?
- Good morning. - I wanted to bring you this
because you’re the king.
Don’t put me up for elimination.
[laughing] Why would you think I would put you up?
Because I didn’t get to talk you too much yet.
- Do you want coffee? - I don’t drink coffee. Um...
What do you have in the morning?
I didn’t drink my water yet.
- I need to drink some water. - I can get you a water.
- All right. Thank you. - [chuckling]
- Hey, Wes? - Yes, ma’am?
First of all, can I give you the Academy Award
for yesterday when I walked in?
I literally thought you forgot who I was.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you!
- Comeere. - [laughing]
- My name’s Wes. - Nice to meet you, Wes.
You pled it so ----ing smooth.
It doesn’t seem like I would typically know someone like Wes,
but we’ve worked on show together.
When I saw you turn the corner,
I go, "Oh, my God, what do I do? What do I do?"
I came in this having already worked with Tiffany
on the show "Worst Cooks in America."
I also had the privilege of getting
to know her in an environment that wasn’t so competitive
and she’s like a sweetheart.
Anso, I feel like I’m in a really good spot.
Think about the advantage that you and Safaree have by kind of
having a rapport, but that also makes you two
a little bit targets because you’re friends, right?
With you and I, we can be ride or dies,
and no one will ever suspect.
It’s hard to tell what Tiffa is gonna do,
but she’s a majestic lion.
If you are her prey, you’re in a lot of trouble.
But, I don’t know, I feel like I’m a fellow lion.
We hunt together, and as long as she’s fed,
she’s not gonna be coming for me.
♪
Mm! The rose. Wrong show, honey.
[laughing]
Oh, she’s giving him a rose.
Okay, yoguys are going on your group date,
but we’re gonna do a one-on-one later.
Okay. Ha-ha!
I always flirt to get ahead.
From "The Bachelor," I’m used to kind of,
like, ving to get the guy’s attention,
and hopefully, it does work in this house.
- Safaree! - Hey, yo.
It is time for your group reward.
- Have fun! - Bye, guys!
I think I’m gonna eat some salmon.
- Do I need to cook that? - Yeah.
Can I have a piece if you make it?
I don’t know howo cook it.
It has a jungle-ist vibe.
This is like a Safaree. Hi, how you doing?
Good, what can I get going for you guys to drink?
- 1942. - You got it.
- And I want a marrita. - Margarita?
- Do you guys have Red Bull? - I do.
Sugar-free, please.
Walking inside Jax, kudos to him.
He’s obviously leveled up in the world,
because I don’t think he had that before he went
into "House of Villains," so he’s doing something right.
Cheers. I’m sipping this.
- What’s up, guys? - Oh!
- I’m Jax. How you doing? - You’re a legend.
Nice to meet you guys.
I found a little bit of enjoyment out of watching
Jax on season one.
The first person to be banished
from the "House of Villains" is Jax.
- [buzzing] - Bye, Jax.
[exclaiming]
Obviously that enjoyment was short-lived.
We need advice on what not to do.
- Yeah. - Oh!
You had to have known that was coming.
First of all, what day are you guysn right now?
- Two. - That’s about as long
as I lasted in the house.
How long were you in there?
It’s probably easier to count minutes than it is days.
I did everything you’re not supposed to do.
Bananas, is any--
- [grunting] - Oh, whoa!
I made about $450,000 on Cameo alone.
Yeah, he doesn’t need the money.
[snoring]
I’ve never been on a type of show like this.
Like, this is chess, not checkers,
and that’s kind of what I did.
I’m like, you know what, I’m just
gonna win these even and just bully my way through.
Do you know that New York is here?
- She’s back. - New York is back.
- What? - Yeah.
Because you’re a demon, and you’re demon-possessed.
Let me give you a little advice with New Yo here.
What I would do, get her out quick.
Well, New York is technically safe this round.
She’ll try run the show in there.
The women on that show, they go for the jugular.
The women are the scariest ----ing women ever.
He is the Supervillain.
so you get to choose the three tonight.
- That go up. - Yeah.
It’s good and bad, obviously, because now
th puts a target on your back.
Atin an effort to get guys,to the end of a game.
Let’s talk a little strategy.
I’m known as a pretty gd player.
You know, I won the first season without anything behind,
so I know people think of me as a threat.
I don’t know if I can completely trust you,
but I feel like can.
I’m pretty drawn to Camilla.
There’s something more to her and I’m impressed.
- You happy to have kids? - I am.
It’s just like now I’m fighting for someone and working,
you know, it’s not just about me anymore.
I hope she starts to or can try to think
that I might actually be open and honest with her.
You gotta find somebody with whom u can... journey.
It’s so funny to be here with Rich because
I am a super fan of "Survivor."
I also want to use this to my advantage because Rich
can teach me some things.
I’m listening to everything that Rich is telling me because
maybe he is telling me truthful stuff,
and I can use that to my advantage.
And not try and stir it up, but I think Safaree’s dangerous.
Safaree’s smart. He’s not a dumb person.
I think Weis dangerous.
Let’s talk a little strategy.
We’re gonna have some power.
If and when we’re t put up, we get to vote,
which means we get to contrive who goes home.
What do they call it in "Big Brother?" There’s a target,
- and then there’s a... - Pawn.
Pawn. We basically would put in two pawns and a target.
If we save someone, we can tell whoever that is
that we saved them because you told us to save them.
Who would that person be, though?
- Whoever you want it to be. - Kandy?
After the redemption challenge,
we would agree to go get as many peop as we can
to all vote to save whoever
the remaining pawn is, sending home the target.
Damn.
Wes pulling the strings.
We’re just being calm and quietbout it.
He’s waiting until it’s time to strike, and I respect it.
I think the target would be cky.
You can tell she just wants to win.
And then I’d pick whoever the least assuming next ones
are that would cause the least amount of waves.
We’re basically deciding between Teresa, Kandy, and Larissa.
I want to do some villainy sh--.
Boom, curveball.
I’m not a big fan of curveballs.
♪
Four. No, I’m just kidding.
ybe a seven or an eight.
Teresa’s like, "I don’t even know."
Yeah, I guess we’ll see tonight.
I think... [sighs]
I’m hopinghat while Safaree was out on his little date
with Pecs and Wes, Wes doubled down
on making sure that Safaree picks
three members of the other team.
And I know you’ve been thinking to yourself,
this is "House of Villains," not House of Trustworthiness,
but Safaree should be worried because
if he makes a stupid move tonight,
then moving forward, baby, your ass is out of here.
If I’m put up, le,
- that would just be, like... - Horrible, huh?
You still have a chance to get out
of it in the Redempon Challenge.
- That’s a good thing. - Totally.
Okay, guys, should we all make a pact that if we end up,
we can vote ea other out of the redemption?
- Is there such a thing? - I don’t think that’s a thing.
[all chuckling]
♪
- Honey, I’m home. - Sweetheart.
- The boys. - Hi.
Where do you guys think we went?
Jax’s.
- How was it? - It was good.
- It was really cool. - I’m a little drunk.
What did you guys go do?
I see liquor, I see presents.
- Hey. - What’s going on?
Guess who we saw?
- Jax. - Yo, listen,
when we told him you were back,
he lost his sh--.
He was not happy. He said, "What?"
It was on a foundation of jealousy, let’s be real.
Too bad. You could never live up to be me.
u’re not the HBIC.
You’re just a demon that is going back to the pits of hell.
No, he said to tell you that you’re the devil.
- Oh! - And that you’d
know what that means.
I do, I do. Okay, Jax, I’ll take that shot.
- You ok good.
Villains, it’s time for your Hit List nominations.
It’s time.
Your impending doom awaits, honey.
♪
Larissa, hurry up.
- Oh, my God. - !
Please go through the not-so-secret bookcase
to the stronghold.
I feel good because we made a pact in our group,
but I don’t really know Safaree.
I just met him.
So for me, tonight’s gonna be very telling.
What the...
♪
- Hello. - Oh, hi.
Hi. Ooh, new set.
Oh, it’s fancy. We got some money up in here.
It looks like a futuristic sex dungeon.
Very different from last season, huh?
It still goes down in here, though, so...
Hello, villains, and welcome to the new and improved stronghold.
- [exclaiming] - There it is.
[cheering]
This fortress will be home to both our Hit List nominations
and our banishment ceremonies.
Safaree, congratulations.
You are the Supervillain of the Week.
How has it been?
- So-far-ee, so goody? - Never heard that before.
[chuckling]
Please take your throne.
Safaree, you get to choose the three villains
that areonna be put on the Hit List.
They will be the only villains up for banishment.
And as a reminder, you cannot choose New York
because she pulled the F.U. lever.
Do you have any regrets about pulling the lever?
No, I don’t.
I’m gonna pull any lever that’s hard and ready for my hand.
- I believe it. - All right.
Safaree, I hope u’ve thought real hard
about this decision, because one will be voted out,
wouput me on the Hit List.
It seemed sincere.
He said I snored.
I just want to say that I’m sorry
because we’ll have some more nights to sleep together.
Larissa’s first.
Yeah!
Larissa, you are the first villain up for banishment.
I’m confus. I thought we had a pact.
Whoever the supervillain is,
you’re choosing three people from the other side.
Baby, he’s ----ed.
Everyone’s going to know that you’re not a man of your word.
Safaree, why Larissa?
Honestly, I just don’t want any floaters.
I just don’t want any sneaky people.
You think she could be sneaky?
Larissa, anything to say in reply?
He’s sneaky, he’s betrayed his team,
and if he’s back, his life is going to be a hell.
Just this.
Safaree, your Pepto-Bismol
themed jacket needs to make another decision.
[all laughing]
Mm...
- I just want to say that... - [gasps]
But that spot on the Hit List is.
Whatever.
Victoria, are you surprised you’re up there?
No, because I knew from day one how he was,
and he’s playing the game.
- He’s fake, so... - Was he flirting with y?
No, I tried to flirt my way out of this spot.
[group laughing]
Safaree, who is the last villain
you’re going to put on the Hit List?
The biggest threats in the house, it’s obvious.
You know, I already broke that pact.
By taking one person off of the team,
which was Larissa and...
Wes. I apologize.
It’s Kandy.
[chuckles]
If we save someone, we can tell whoever that is
that we saved them because you told us to save them.
Who would that person be, though?
you sorry-ass snake, and I hope that I t eliminated. - Whoever you want it to be.
Bitch, because if I don’t, you are the next bitch out of
this ----ing house. w clock that tea.
Wow.
Bitch.
This season on "House of Villains..."
[screaming]
- Oh! - Holy crap.
I would watch this show.
We’re losi our freaking minds.
That’s what the hell is happening.
I need wine and a straitjacket.
You have aevil laugh.
Tempers are flaring. Everybody’s on edge.
You’re gonna come into the "House of Villains?"
This is my mother----ing house.
They think I’m dicate like a little flower,
but no, bitch, I’m a bomb.
[screaming]
Look at the money we’re spending on these expsions.
Strap in for more villainy.
I don’t give a [bleep] about any of you.
I’m gonna ride you until you tell me the truth.
- Ride me then. - Your Prince Albert couldn’t
take it, but I’m still gonna give it a try.
Okay, I don’t know what that means, but...
- That means more drama. - You don’t scare me.
Poke the bear and you’re not gonna like who you see.
I am a certified genius that you let into the ----ing house.
- More flirty couples... - I think you’re very beautiful.
You need to be neutered after what he did tonight.
...maybe even a throuple.
- [goat bleating] - I kid.
We’ve got surprises.
I’m back, bitches!
- What’s your name? - You don’t know who I am?
This is my classroom, so you better foow my rules.
- Or else. - Oh!
- Now spit it in my mouth. - What?
What the--
People don’t understand.
Just, like, screamed at me.
I’m, like, shaking.
When you take a shot at the king,
you better not miss.