Previously on House of Villains...
It’s Safaree, wow.
- I’m in utter disbelief. - Do we live together again?
- Yes. - Let’s talk a little strategy.
We’re gonna have some power.
If and when we’re not put up, we get to vote.
Which means we get to kind of contrive who goes home.
- Yeah. - Vote for me, okay?
We were thinking, though, if we did that,
that you could maybe pledge your undying allegiance to us.
Duh, that’s-- Obviously.
I don’t know if I can completely trust you,
but I feel like I can.
You got to find somebody with whom you can journey.
What I’m proposing is that we’re each other’s number ones.
Are you down with that?
Sounds like a good plan.
I don’t trust the man as far as I see him,
but I think Wes is a great player,
so of course I told Wes what he wants to hear.
You guys ready? Let’s go.
I’m on a TV show right now, I’m in the bottom.
I need you to come print and sign a petition for me.
- Okay. - Yeah, come here.
Hey, Raider Nation, would you help me?
Can you come sign this?
Hello!
Safaree, read ’em and weep, bitch!
With a vote of 5-2...
the first Villain to be banished from the house is...
- Larissa! - [Larissa screaming]
My Lord.
Um.
Hello, Villains.
It’s Larsa Pippen
from The Real Housewives of Miami, everybody.
I ----ing knew it!
The game is now changing.
Bumbaclot!
Is this fair to have a new contestant
after we’ve already started the show?
Well, the lawyer said it was okay, so we’re doing it.
Larsa is now entering the house.
We have a new roommate. I ----ing knew it!
I knew it!
Yes, the fans on Reddit
really wanted Housewives this season,
and to be honest, we overbooked.
Plus, she has more Instagram followers than any of you
and we need the promotion.
I’m not sure why people categorize me as a villain.
I could break you down in two seconds.
For an alcoholic,
every time I’ve seen you, you’ve been drunk.
I’m super nice.
There’s five billion things I can look up
and say about you and your relationship and your home
and your husband and anything.
I’m just not one to be messed with.
I think you’re weird.
I think how selfish you are is weird.
Larsa, shall I get you unbuckled?
I would love to be unbuckled.
Now, we have to deal with another bitch in this house?
I thought we just got rid of one.
Joel, what the [bleep].
There’s Housewives now, a HBIC,
a bad girl, a drag queen.
Oh, my God!
Ladies, it’s about to go down.
Hope the ride wasn’t too rough.
- No, it was actually fun. - Hi, babe.
You guys know each other?
Yeah, we know each other from Miami.
- Oh. - I didn’t expect
anyone else to come into the house,
especially not one of my good friends.
Larsa’s part of the Bravo family,
so immediately I know
we’re gonna have each other’s backs.
I wish I was rooming with her.
Teresa, I claimed my bed. This is not gonna fly.
Yeah, right.
- Hi, honey. How are you? - Hi.
Everyone, head back to the house.
Show Larissa where she’s sleeping.
Larsa!
[bleep]. I’ve already ----ed it up.
The fact that Larsa just entered this house
is very concerning,
because now we have two Housewives,
and when they get to teaming up, oh, my goodness,
they’re gonna try to take over and disrupt the pecking order,
and I’m not here for none of that.
- All right, guys. - Good job.
- Where do we go? - Oh, we’re going this way.
I can’t believe that.
This sucks because it’s six girls, four guys
and we got to break that up.
But Larsa looks good as hell.
[Safaree laughing]
Girl, ----ing give us strength.
Well, well, well. Larissa is gone.
Victoria is here.
This is exactly what I wanted,
because I saved her, and now she’s gonna owe me forever.
She’s on a leash that I am holding.
- Should we have fun? - Let’s have fun.
We just wanna have a good time.
- Yeah. - Can I give this back to you?
Hi. Larsa, how are you?
- Hi. Good. - I’m Safaree. Nice to meet you.
I don’t know a lot of the Villains,
but it’s easier to slice someone’s throat
when you don’t know them, and I’m here to win.
So, I’m Kandy. What was your name?
- Larsa. - Larsa.
You know, I’m very transparent.
- I’m pretty transparent. - Like, if I like someone,
I’ll show you love, and if I don’t like you,
I just don’t, like, talk to you. I don’t engage. I don’t care.
Is that why you stopped texting me?
- You didn’t love me anymore? - I know.
But you’re gonna like me. Cheers.
Rich, let’s go talk outside.
I am so sad because my girl, my ----ing girl in this house,
Larissa, just got eliminated, so I can’t trust anyone here.
But let me tell you, I’m not worried.
This is a game,
and if I have to fight this game on my own, then I will.
I’m not afraid of you bitches.
I’m just gonna assume that other vote
for Victoria to go was yours.
It’s mine, for sure.
I voted for Larissa to stay.
There’s gonna come a time
when we’ve got to take the people
who think they’re in the power positions out.
- That’s what I’m saying. - That’s a lot of girls.
Wes is playing hard
and I don’t know if he’s manipulating Safaree
or Safaree’s manipulating him.
- Safaree’s manipulating him. - Okay.
If I become the Villain of the Week,
Safaree on the hit list, Wes is going in there.
- And who? - Pec.
Pec? Pec isn’t really a threat.
He really is just following them.
- Who would you put as a threat? - I don’t know.
Uh, probably New York.
I’m taking off my face and going to sleep.
I would put her up.
I don’t trust New York
and I also don’t trust Safaree and New York together.
Let’s go back inside. It’s chilly out here.
I’m with ya.
I’m worried about my sleeping arrangements, you guys.
I think you’re gonna be with Wes and...
Pec.
- The one who does-- - You know what?
Maybe we could do some switcheroo.
Wes. Yeah, you’re with two guys.
I’m not gonna be with two guys. Yeah, no.
I love you guys, but, like,
I cannot, like, stay in a room with guys, sorry.
I already-- Listen, I gave up my bed already.
I am not doing that again.
You asked Kandy what? I’m not moving my bed.
’Cause Larsa doesn’t wanna sleep with the boys,
so I said maybe ask Kandy.
I legit can’t stay with guys.
There’s only one bed that is free
and Larsa doesn’t wanna room with two men.
That means that she’s gonna have to get someone else
to move into our room,
and no one wants to move.
We’ve already been through the old bed truffle shuffle here.
All my shoes, all my clothes are already unpacked in my room.
You can ask New York if she wants to move.
Yeah, maybe she’ll move.
- [laughing] - That’s a trap.
I feel like coming into the game late is a disadvantage to me,
so the plan was not to ruffle any feathers.
But I don’t have a room.
What choice do I have but to ruffle all the feathers?
I’m gonna say whatever I have to say to get to a room that’s,
like, got women in there.
Kandy could work, but she don’t wanna move.
Kandy what? Because I heard my name from across the room.
We might need you to move rooms. Can you help us?
You have to be nice to me because I’m your guest.
No, you’re my competitor.
I’m not your competitor. I’m your friend.
Why are you looking at it like--
- It’s not like a competition - It is a competition.
It is, but not from now.
- Like, you have to-- - No.
- Let me just-- - Because if you rub me wrong,
I am very friendly, and other people will turn against you.
That’s fine.
There are other people here that can move rooms.
I know you’re new here
and I’m not trying to get off on the wrong foot with you,
but I’m not the one.
Sorry. Sleep on the couch downstairs.
Girl, I ain’t going nowhere. The bed is mine.
The girl’s clearly walking in here hot and ready to go.
She’s like a Hot Pocket.
But let me tell you one thing, Miss Thing. I eat Hot Pockets.
You think your bark is big, bitch.
My bite is painful.
What you’re doing is being an asshole on day one.
Because I am an asshole. I am a ----ing asshole. I am.
Well, I don’t think you move the masses.
I don’t think you move the masses, my love.
Well, let me tell you something, Miss New Girl.
- I am new. - If you thunk
you were gonna come into the House of Villains
and change sh-- around, let me tell you, you’re not.
I’m not!
Because this is my mother----ing house.
Don’t get too comfortable in your room.
And if my sh--’s touched, bitch,
oh, so help everyone in this ----ing house.
I’m not touching anything.
My sh-- is touched, it’s a wrap for y’all.
- I’m not playing with you. - Why?
Because you wanna talk about how you want me to move my sh-- out
of my room, I dare you, ’cause let me tell you right now.
I don’t even pack my own stuff. I wouldn’t pack your stuff.
Kandy, don’t [bleep] with the Housewife
because you’re definitely gonna lose.
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
- I’m letting you know. - Okay.
You’re not coming into my room.
- Cool. - Sit down. Eat your dinner.
I am.
Ooh, okay, cool.
Who is that, by the way? I’m like...
Who is that?
Tempers are flaring, everybody’s on edge
and they arguing about beds, all this other nonsense
that don’t got nothing to do with me, so I’m in the clear.
People forgot I was Supervillain already,
and there’s just so much other drama going on in the house.
Let the games begin.
I’m so non-confrontational.
I’m not asking for something
I wouldn’t do, right?
I’m saying, if you were the new girl and you came in,
- I’d be like, look... - No, babe,
your argument makes perfect sense.
I’m not asking for something I wouldn’t do.
’Cause wait a second,
you do realize it’s our room, right?
- What? - You have to make all the beds.
Larsa, I have to make all the beds if I move in the room.
I’m gonna do that for you.
I’m gonna let Larsa have my bed
and I’ll move in with the boys, which I would never do,
but I hope that this sacrifice secures my friendship with Larsa
and my alliance with her in the game.
- Thank you. - Of course.
Should we put it on here? Put it on here.
Left this one for me, huh?
- Yeah. - Thanks, Wes.
Thank you, Safaree. I appreciate you.
Sorry, I know I have a lot of clothes.
It’s okay, I’m just here pulling my lower back
to be a gentleman.
Larsa.
You know who she’s dating now?
Michael Jordan’s son, Marcus.
Marcus Jordan.
- Okay. - Yeah.
I’m trying to calm my ass down
because sometimes I’m a little hot-headed
and I’m starting to feel bad for Larsa.
Hey, girlies.
Oh, you’re looking fresh as hell.
I wanted to have a real quick conversation with you girlies.
First of all, I want to apologize
for the way I acted earlier.
I respect women.
I understand where you were coming from as far
as not wanting to be in a room with two men,
and the reason why I think I acted like that was
because whenever I feel like
someone’s taking something from me,
I feel like I’m in fight mode, right?
It’s just, like, who you are. I get it.
I come from nothing to poor,
like, a family of six living in a one-bedroom apartment.
Growing up, we turned the living room into a bedroom for me
and my three other siblings, so I knew that in life,
if you want something, you work for it.
You work hard.
I remember in the ninth grade,
it was freshman year of high school and RuPaul’s Drag Race
had just aired on television,
and I looked at a queen one day and said, bitch, I can do that.
I can do that better than you.
Fast forward ten years later,
I ended up at RuPaul’s Drag Race,
and I’m one of the biggest drag queens in the world
and now I’m here at the House of Villains
so if I could just tell that little gay boy,
Kevin, in the ninth grade to keep on going, well,
I wouldn’t have to because he did.
What’s Larsa’s drag name?
We’re gonna give her one.
By the time tomorrow’s challenge is done,
- you’ll have a drag name. - Okay.
[spy music]
- Yours looks newer. - Yeah, mine’s new.
I washed mines.
Good morning.
You guys are up and at it.
- How’d you sleep? - I didn’t ----ing sleep.
- You’re kidding? - Are you serious?
No, because I’m not used to not having a door.
This is Larissa.
Larsa, sorry! We were talking about the other--
- Larissa’s gone. Larsa’s back. - This is Larsa.
She dyed her hair dark.
Yeah, she dyed her hair dark, yeah.
Show them the deck again.
Oh, you’re in the Bahamas. How beautiful.
Show me the beach.
What the [bleep]
- Show your eyes. Open up-- - I know.
I have a secret.
"Well, well, well.
"Look who stumbled upon the Knock Blocker.
"Use it to knock one person off the Hit List
"and block the Supervillain’s nomination.
"But that’s not all.
"You get to choose the replacement.
"You must play it immediately after the Supervillain has made
"their nominations at the next Hit List Ceremony."
Oh, my gosh, I’m scared.
How cute is this?
I’ve never been happy to see a cock quite so small,
but this might be my favorite cock I’ve ever had in my hand.
[boys snoring]
We’re gonna shake some things up with this little cock.
[rooster crowing]
- [bell tolling] - Good morning, Villains.
- Oh, baby. - Good morning!
I see someone new has joined the party.
Larsa, you’re looking good, girl.
And speaking of joining the party,
I hope you got some rest
because tonight we’re throwing you a ’70s-themed fiesta.
- Oh, no. - Richard,
you remember the ’70s, right?
Oh, my God.
I am excited.
Baby, the 70s is all about drugs, sex, hippies.
I definitely would have been a little slut with hippies.
Why not, you know?
I think the human body should be studied.
We’re having a party!
[dramatic music]
You still wanna talk about the Raiders, bitch?
- Hike! - Nice and easy.
Out. Send it!
Hey! Oh, no! Free ball!
Send it!
- [whistle blowing] - [crowd cheering]
Jessie, you’re almost naked. What’s going on with you?
Just took some pictures.
That’s why you were pumping your muscles?
- Oh, I was like-- - [bleep].
I was like, wait, Jess, I’m not ready.
We about to have a party.
There’s my roomie.
I do.
Oh, no, no, no, he has to go.
And Wes. I mean, they just have to.
They think they’re in charge, and it just has to be shaken up
in order for us to make a stand.
That’s a twist.
Right now, I am working with Rich and Kandy,
and I also believe me and Wes have a little thing as well.
So, I got to figure this out.
I mean, what was that? Cut that--
Cut off the head of the snake.
[bell tolling]
Villains, it’s time to put on your grooviest ’70s outfits
and meet Joel in the backyard for the party.
[funky music]
I would wear this shirt now.
♪ Turn it on ♪
♪ Do it again ♪
♪ Turn it on ♪
♪ Do it again ♪
It’s a party, girl. It’s a party, y’all.
- Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Party!
- Wow. - Oh, yeah.
Look at all of us.
♪ Turn it on ♪
They say the best thing that was born in the ’70s was disco.
Other than that, I don’t know anything else.
Oh, Scooby-Doo. I love Scooby-Doo.
I don’t know if y’all can use that or not,
but, ooh, I love Scooby-Doo.
Everyone loves a good throwback,
so we’re having a ’70s-themed party,
and like any good party, there will be refreshments,
conversation, and a competition to determine a winner.
- [clearing throat] - That’s right.
This party is actually your Battle Royale Challenge.
- Yep. - What?
- Oh, my God.
I had a feeling. I’m not stupid.
A party?
Mm-mm. Not in this house.
That’s right.
This party is actually
your Battle Royale Challenge.
- What? - Ooh, yeah.
- What? - Oh, my God.
- See? Yeah. This is it. - No way.
Very good acting, Safaree.
At the end of this, one of you
will be declared the Supervillain of the Week.
You will get to take two other Villains on reward
and will get the power to choose the Hit List.
The name of this challenge is "Party Crashers."
♪ Uh-huh, come on, uh-huh ♪
Here’s how it works.
The music will start,
and you’re going to hit the dance floor.
When the music stops,
I will call out a number and the size of the groups,
so let’s try it, ready?
Two groups of five.
Okay, so five and five. Five and five.
You did it. Five and five.
Here’s the catch.
There will always be more of you than spots available.
Any Villain without a group
will be eliminated from the challenge.
In the end, one Villain will remain
and they will become the Supervillain.
It’s like musical chairs, except there are no chairs,
it’s not about speed, and the music will be
whatever we can cheaply license that sort of sounds like disco.
- Is that cool? Cool. - All right.
This is a game that forces you to showcase your cards.
We’re gonna get to see where everyone lies.
We’re gonna get to see what the placements, the orders,
the totem poles, what all of it looks like.
- Are you guys ready to dance? - Yeah!
All right, hit the dance floor.
Go get ’em. Don’t turn an ankle.
I’m safe no matter what happens
because I have the power of the cock right now,
so I just wanna have fun in this challenge.
You guys ready to dance like it’s 1970-something?
Yeah!
Hit it, Mr. DJ.
[disco music]
- Uh-oh. - Listen.
Three groups of three.
- Come on. - Three groups of three.
Oh, come here. Come here.
- Come here. - Wait, wait, wait.
- You’re getting rid of me? - Sorry.
- Bye. - Thank you.
Jessie, like, sorry. Chicks over dicks.
Hos before bros.
Misses before...
I don’t know that one.
Come here. We’re getting ready of Safaree.
Oh!
You know, I knew I was gonna go first for this.
I know I was the first Supervillain.
I put my work in, put three people up,
and I know they don’t want me to get Supervillain again.
Safaree is out of the dance competition.
Bye, Safaree!
Now, you’re not Supervillain.
Guys, you ready to start dancing again?
- Yes! - Here we go.
DJ, what’s your name?
DJ No Name, let’s do this.
[upbeat music playing]
[record scratch]
- Oh, shoot. - Four groups of two!
- Um-- Us. - Four groups of two.
- Perfect. - Four groups of two.
Two, two!
- Four groups of two. - Two, two.
[bleep]. I did it again.
So I find out yet again, I have zero friends inside this house.
Victoria, do you like me more, or...
No. Girls rule, boys drool.
- Wow. - [laughing]
Three, two, one.
Pecs is out of it!
PEC-Tacular is out of it.
Sorry, Pec.
Cue No Name DJ!
♪
Right now I’m working with Rich, but I’m also working with Wes.
Everyone is watching me, so this is getting tricky.
[record scratch]
Two groups of three!
- Told you. - You knew it.
Of three?
Two people are leaving right now?
What happened?
What happened? What happened? What happened?
Two groups of three.
- Come here. You’re my roomie. - Thanks, Teresa.
I gave up my spot and gave it to New York,
because my strategy is to show her that I have her back.
- That’s how I roll. - I love my girl right now.
No, but that’s my roommate. I can’t do that to her.
I’m loyal as [bleep].
I’ll let Wes take my spot, because--
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, sh--
...he really helped me so far.
I’m safe just because of this little baby rooster,
and I hope Wes will owe me, but I’m protected either way.
Here we go.
♪
[record scratch]
One group of five.
One more.
- Okay. - Yeah.
You said three, four, five, right?
- Yeah. - Come, Larsa.
- Larsa? - Yes?
Cheers, you’ve been eliminated.
I feel like it’s kind of a mean-spirited game,
but I feel like being on the Real Housewives of Miami,
I’m trained for this.
I am so used to these backstabbing, lying-ass bitches.
So game on.
♪
- [record scratch] - Here we go.
One group of three.
Oh, my gosh.
Uh-oh.
Camilla and I were working together
to get her to this round,
and she’s not having a hard time finding a new home.
And it’s with a group of people
that I didn’t quite see working together.
I don’t know. It’s a red flag.
Camilla, you’ve gotten a lot quieter
as we’ve moved through this game.
It’s Kandy, Camilla, and I at the final three,
and to see the work that we’ve done up front--
The work that I’ve done up front--
Pay off, I feel so good about that.
[laughing]
Five, four, three, two, one.
Wes and New York, you’ve been eliminated.
I’m pissed off because Wes and I
are both left out of the group, so screw them all.
I’m gonna let Richard know that I’m disgusted with him.
You a crafty [bleep]. You a crafty bitch.
- We worked it out. We’re fine. - Hush.
Oh, I don’t-- You don’t need to hush me.
- No, no, no-- - You don’t need to hush me.
Are you an adult? Would you like to listen or not?
We worked it out, and we’re fine.
Richard, I don’t wanna hear from you.
- Why don’t you just go back-- - It doesn’t matter
if you wanna hear from me. You aren’t the decider
of whether you wanna hear from me or not.
- Hey, we got you, honey. - [bleep] y’all.
- Oh! - New York, I gave you my bed.
And then there were three.
DJ No Name, hit it!
[upbeat music playing]
♪
One group of one.
- Huh? - Oh, one group of one.
- We decide. Okay. - Okay.
What do you wanna do?
So two on one side, one on the other.
I’m willing. I want to. You? You?
We have to decide who wins the Supervillain of the Week,
so now I’m looking like, "Oh, my God, you guys need to
"give me this win so I can make sh-- shake."
Camilla wants Supervillain tonight, but I don’t know
if I trust her, because I don’t know her well enough.
Is Richard about to win this challenge?
He won the first Surviv-- Oh.
- Okay. Okay. - Just give it to me.
- We’ll give it to Camilla. - Thank you!
Kandy and Richard, you have been eliminated.
It is official. Camilla, our new Supervillain, everyone.
I won something, everybody!
I am the second Supervillain of the Week.
Yes! The afro did it, bitches.
Tomorrow, you will leave the house for a reward.
Please select two Villains to join you on the reward.
I love you.
Okay. So I’m gonna have to take Rich and...
- Yeah. - I love you! I love you.
Camilla is taking Richard and Kandy with her.
- Yeah! - Thank you, baby.
Oh, and remember to be kind to Camilla, guys,
because she is going to choose who’s on the Hit List.
- Mmm. - Tomorrow.
♪
Congratulations, ma’am.
You’re welcome.
Congrats. Congrats, Supervillain.
You got it. Congratulations.
After being the first one to be pushed out of the challenge,
I don’t trust any of ’em.
I’m starting not to trust my roommate.
I don’t trust Camilla.
[scoffs] Man...
this house got me in my head.
♪
- Good mornting. - Hot mama!
- All black.
- Good morning. - Good morning,
Tiff, is black your favorite color?
- Yes, it is. - I could tell. [laughing]
I feel like there is a little bit of awkward tension
this morning because there was a lot of things said last night
between Rich and myself.
You a crafty [bleep]. You a crafty bitch.
Are you an adult? Would you like to listen or not?
So, I wanna try to bury the hatch, if you will.
Oh, sh--! [laughing]
Richard. I feel like I’ve adulted overnight.
Oh, good. I’m happy to talk, then.
Because you said you wouldn’t talk to me
unless I was gonna be an adult, right?
I actually didn’t, but I said, "Are you an adult?
"I’m happy to talk with an adult."
I’m adulting, so I’m learning how to use my indoor voice...
- I appreciate it. - ...and still deliver
- what I have to say to you. - Okay. You wanna say something?
I do. I feel like there’s a little funk in the air
when I walk in a room, I feel like you don’t want
that much to do with me.
I don’t want you feeling that way,
and I’m not feeling that way.
♪
You’re a terrific liar, Richard.
- Oh. Okay. - That’s exactly what
- you’re doing right now. - Well, then we don’t
- need to talk anymore. - No, we will talk,
because we live in this communal space.
- Yeah. - And I’m gonna ride you
until you tell me the truth.
- Oh, ride me, then. - Well, you know what?
Your Prince Albert couldn’t take it,
but I’m still gonna give it a try.
Okay. I don’t know what that means either, but.
So, that’s the kind of thing for me that just, you know,
makes it clear I don’t need to make an effort.
I don’t think Richard apologized to me at all.
The man just doesn’t care for me.
Whatever reasons he may have, he’s entitled to them.
But the energy is telling me that he wants me gone,
and I’d rather get rid of him first.
Oh, yeah. For me, yeah. Yeah.
Where did that come from? I’m-- I’m curious.
I think New York’s just nuts,
and I don’t really have a lot of time for it, so she’s gotta go.
♪
I want my butt bigger.
Did you do, like, Sculptra?
Oh, gosh. I do, but, like, I don’t do enough butt, I guess.
- [chiming] - Camilla!
Grab your reward buddies, honey,
because your car is waiting outside.
Bye, Rich.
We gotta go. I gotta go to the car.
Going into today’s reward, I’ll do whatever I need to do
to convince Camilla that we put up Wes, Safaree, and New York.
I need them to go. [cackles]
Bye-bye!
I love you guys.
Remember, okay? I’m having separation anxiety.
♪
Let’s have a good-ass time, people. We’re out the house.
I don’t care about the time. I care about the game.
- What are you thinking? - I’m just thinking that
we should have a great-ass time today,
and let’s, like, enjoy ourselves.
- Where are we? - Oh, my God!
- Does that say Topgolf? - Yeah, we’re doing Topgolf!
- Yes! - Wait, wait, what’s that?
It’s like bowling, but golfing.
About to get my Tiger Woods on.
- Oh, my gosh. - Oh, my God!
I cannot wait to whoop some ass.
Oh, my God, I love Topgolf!
[laughs]
I can’t even-- I can’t even fake that. [laughs]
All right, Rich. Show us your form.
Whoo! Okay. Nice swing.
- Gonna get it now. - You got it.
[cheering]
- That was far! - Wow!
This is everybody that I’m about to kick out the house.
First up, Wes.
Woe is me.
Let’s just put Safaree for fun.
- Yes! Bye, Safaree. - [Safaree screaming]
- Okay. - This is New York,
and you need to leave.
[bleep] you, Richard!
- Whoo! - Whoa!
Rich, you got a strong arm there.
- Are you guys feeling cold? - I’m freezing.
- We need to turn this on. - Guys, can we get
one of the PAs to move the heaters closer to us?
We like it hot and toasty.
All right, guys, we got some food.
- Awesome! - Oh, please!
- You guys enjoy. - Thank you.
Well, well, well.
- Cheers to making it. - Cheers.
You guys being thorough.
They were looking at us pissed off.
Probably scheming on us right now.
They were like, "How’s this happening?"
- Mm-hmm. - I couldn’t care
who plots what. It means nothing. We’re invincible.
Okay, let’s break it down right now.
Let’s put the family tree together.
- Okay, let’s break it down. - This is the House of Villains.
Viewers at home, let me break it down for you.
I think that Wes is at the top of the food chain.
And then right under Wes,
you have Mr. Safaree as his right-hand man.
And besides Safaree, you got Jessie,
who’s just a bitch boy, a lap dog.
And that group has the side of New York through Safaree.
And then on the lowest level, you got the Housewives:
Larsa, Teresa, and, well, Victoria, who’s just existing.
Wait, what?
Our main focus is getting the strongest out of here.
- Okay, hypothetically. - Just to say.
Hypothetically: Wes, Safaree...
- Jess, or... - I say New York, but.
I’ve played this game. I know how it works.
I’m really, really, really good, so I need you to listen.
The people that I suggest is brilliant.
Richard, I get it. You’ve been on Survivor.
You won. You know how the game goes.
But for you to be telling me what to do?
I’m the Supervillain. I have the power.
I think this is the best for all of us.
It’s ultimately my decision.
The more me and Rich are talking to Camilla,
the more I see the sparkle in her eyes.
The evil is coming through.
Should we start ----ing hitting the balls again?
- Knocking these [bleep] out? - All right.
Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany. Wes, Safaree, and Tiffany.
It is not that difficult.
I don’t think we’ll ever get this opportunity again.
Do not make a stupid move tonight, please.
- Rich. - Yes, ma’am.
Gotta go.
[Kandy gasps]
I’m just kidding. That was a little wobbly.
I think that wasn’t a good hit to go for.
See? It was a bad decision.
It’s so funny now to be in this position,
because mother----ers are scared.
[laughing]
Time to shake some sh-- up, bitches.
- Yay! - Work!
If I get put on the Hit List today,
will you flip a table or knock someone out or anything?
[laughing]
Nah, you have to really hurt me bad, you know?
When I flipped the table, Joe, like, thought it was hilarious.
He liked it. He was like--
- It turned him on. - Yes! He was like that type.
Did Luis like it or no? No.
Luis was, like, shocked, ’cause he never saw me like that.
Hey, everybody! The Villain of the Week is back.
Tired, y’all.
- I feel like an old lady. - Home.
- Oh, y’all went to Topgolf? - We went to Topgolf.
I love golfing. Golfing is, like, my hobby.
’Cause if you go to the golf courses, there’s hot, rich guys.
- [chiming] - Good evening, Villains.
It’s time to get dressed
for your Hit List nomination ceremony.
I think people need to wake the [bleep] up,
’cause I got to put people on the Hit List.
[chuckles]
I have built a relationship
and an alliance with Camilla.
But ever since the Battle Royale Challenge,
I haven’t talked to her.
So, I’m either incredibly safe,
or she’s not gonna tell me until it’s too late.
How was your outing?
Okay. Aww.
I feel really good and quite confident
that the final pieces of my long awaited alliance has solidified.
But you never know.
We’ll see tonight.
You know, you are in great spirits.
- Shouldn’t I be? - I don’t know.
But we’re all going into nominations.
I’m not in a good mood. You just never know what’s gonna happen.
- You do. - I don’t.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, my God. The stress level has risen.
[laughs] You know, I’m a skinny girl,
but I wear big panties, and I can’t see myself
making a move that is not gonna benefit me in the end.
And right now, I want to make this sh-- rock like a boat.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, definitely.
I don’t have to be nervous tonight because
- I’ve got the little cock. - [rooster crowing]
I don’t know what move I’m going to make
until I see what move Camilla makes.
But no matter what happens,
these Villains are gonna be shocked
by Victoria’s Secret tonight.
[rooster crowing]
- [chiming] - Villains,
please make your way through the bookcase.
Let’s go, y’all!
Here?
♪
[shattering]
Hello, Villains, and welcome to your second Hit List nomination.
Camilla, you are our Supervillain of the Week.
Please take your seat.
Who are you gonna piss off first?
Y’all might hate me after this,
- and I don’t give a [bleep]. - Mmm!
So, the first person up...
[tense music]
Safaree, get your ass up on the Hit List, baby.
- Ooh! - Good job.
Safaree, is there anything you’d like to say in reply?
You sit in that chair, you enjoy your high horse
for this five minutes, and then when I get back
in the house, shoe program.
We’ll fight it out, mother----er.
Damn, Camilla. I was a Supervillain last week.
You weren’t even a thought when I was making my Hit List.
And you gonna put me up? Bet. It’s gonna backfire.
Camilla, who is the second Villain
you want to nominate, and why?
I’m not even gonna ----ing hold you.
I’m just gonna straight be a gangsta about this sh--.
Wes, get your ass up there.
You play this game and you been playing it, baby.
You are the biggest threat to me in this house, baby.
And I gotta figure out if you are for me or not.
Wes, is there anything you would like to say to that?
No.
That’s good. That’s the best response he could have.
She has woken a sleeping giant.
[laughing]
Ahh! [trills]
Yes, baby! We have Safaree on the Hit List.
Ah! And now we have Wes on the Hit List!
Camilla, baby girl, you are doing a very good job.
Camilla, who is your final Hit List nomination?
Richard?
- You told me on our date... - Mm-hmm.
...I shouldn’t have - ---ing trusted you.
That’s right.
Let’s see if you can survive tonight.
Get your ass up there.
What the [bleep]? What the [bleep]?
What the [bleep] happened to the plan?
The plan, girl! Camilla, stick to the plan!
New York’s supposed to be on the Hit List, not Rich!
I feel like you guys are the biggest threats in this house.
I am here for my kids, my family.
I’m a bad girl, and I don’t like to be told what to do,
so I’m sorry, Rich.
Safaree put up all the girls, and I’mma put up all the boys.
There you have it, everyone. Our Hit List nominees.
Before we wrap this up,
is there anything anyone else wants to get off their chest?
Please get it off your chest now, because, I mean,
I’m ready to hear what y’all gotta say.
If y’all have something to say to me, please say it now.
Guys, I have something on my chest, for real.
- What? - You do?
I have a little cock in here
that is a Knock Blocker.
Is this part of the show?
This is really part of the show?
Oh, my gosh. Nothing like this
has ever happened in House of Villains.
This is stressful.
Behold, Villains.
The latest prop-related twist, the dreaded Knock Blocker.
- [rooster crowing] - Although it began life
on the shelf of a 99-cent store,
this little rooster holds tremendous power.
It was hidden in the fridge early yesterday by this guy.
The Knock Blocker gives Victoria the power to block
the Supervillain from knocking a Villain off the show--
Block. Knock. You get that? Yeah.
And replace them with a Villain of her choosing.
- What? - No one is safe
besides the Supervillain.
Cock-a-doodle-doo, bitches.
- [laughter] - Oh, my God.
Victoria, now you hold the power of a tiny cock.
Tell us, who are you gonna take off the Hit List?
So, I am gonna save Wes.
Wes, congratulations. You may return to your side.
My investment in Victoria has paid off.
Did I know that I was gonna be saved
by Victoria’s secret cock in the fridge?
No. But she’s bought all my trust.
Victoria, who will be taking Wes’s place?
Jessie, I am gonna put you up.
- What? - I know.
- What? - I just think it should
still be boys against boys.
- Okay. - I just think this is
a fair battle now.
I am sorry, and, bitch, you owe me.
I’m incredibly grateful. Thank you.
This sh-- just got ----ing real.
Victoria of all people.
I wish it would’ve stuck to my gut
and voted her out when we had the chance.
Last week, it was all women on the block,
and this week, it’s all men.
This is House of Villains kindergarten rules.
This is my first time doing this,
and it’s a very stressful situation.
You know, I feel super excited
I was not on the Hit List for tonight.
And so may the best man lose, pack his sh--, and go home.
When we return to this room,
one of these three will be banished from the house
and will lose on their chance at $200,000.
And in conclusion, cocks.
- [rooster crowing] - [laughs]
♪
Next on "House of Villains..."
I may have made a wrong move.
The person that was supposed to be going
was not intentioned for you.
I am quiet right now,
but will I be seeking vengeance? Yes.
After you. I get car sick.
When are you throwing your tantrum?antrum?
You start it, and then you act like the little victim.
The next time I’m in the top, goodbye. Get rid of the bitch.
I just see a maze, I see
I’m back, bitches!