1 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:06,440 Previously on "House of Villains..." 2 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,268 Don't get loud at me because I'm twice as loud as you. 3 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:09,704 I'll match your energy twice, like, trust me. 4 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:11,314 - I'm not trying to. - Why are you crying? 5 00:00:11,315 --> 00:00:12,533 Because it hurts me. 6 00:00:12,534 --> 00:00:14,274 Why are you crying? You just-- 7 00:00:14,275 --> 00:00:15,318 Babe, I'm exhausted. Like, I haven't slept good. 8 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,841 Fine, then we don't have to cry. 9 00:00:16,842 --> 00:00:19,148 I'm going to start crying, too. [fake sobbing] 10 00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:21,194 I think she knows how to play certain people 11 00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:22,760 and I think she's very strategic. 12 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,153 I want Victoria gone. 13 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:25,589 I just hope for y'all's sake 14 00:00:25,590 --> 00:00:27,504 I do not become Supervillain of the Week 15 00:00:27,505 --> 00:00:30,465 because I have some big ol' plans for a few of you bitches. 16 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:34,469 Wes, just so you know, you number one on there. 17 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:38,080 Rip it open. Oh! 18 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:41,475 Kandy is Supervillain, everybody! 19 00:00:41,476 --> 00:00:46,349 I have got to leverage myself out of Kandy's sights, 20 00:00:46,350 --> 00:00:49,875 so I have prepared a little fake advantage. 21 00:00:50,615 --> 00:00:52,964 Wes was number one on my----ing list, 22 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:55,532 but what is the point of putting him up there 23 00:00:55,533 --> 00:00:57,926 if he has this advantage that he can take my powers away? 24 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:01,016 The bitches I had my loyalty to, they're gone. 25 00:01:01,017 --> 00:01:04,846 So tonight, it's anyone's game to be up on the hit list. 26 00:01:04,847 --> 00:01:08,067 Safaree, you are on my hit list. You are number one. 27 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:11,592 When I come back in the house, your ass is grass. 28 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:14,116 The next person on my hit list, Victoria. 29 00:01:14,117 --> 00:01:15,552 You forgot queen. 30 00:01:15,553 --> 00:01:17,337 Who is your final hit list nomination? 31 00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,642 It's Larsa. 32 00:01:18,643 --> 00:01:20,253 You guys are going to starve to death 33 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,776 if I go home because I'm the only mother----er 34 00:01:21,777 --> 00:01:22,908 that cooks here, so. 35 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,127 - Who's talking to you? - Oh. 36 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:27,129 Why are you wearing lingerie? You can't afford a dress? 37 00:01:27,130 --> 00:01:28,261 - I can. - Okay. Can't tell. 38 00:01:28,262 --> 00:01:29,523 Can you not afford clothing? 39 00:01:29,524 --> 00:01:30,829 Because you never dress nice. 40 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,756 I'm so sick of fighting to be in this house. 41 00:01:45,757 --> 00:01:49,543 Then Larsa is a bitch to me, as she always is. 42 00:01:49,544 --> 00:01:52,502 She insulted my home, my clothing 43 00:01:52,503 --> 00:01:54,635 and she's just like a tacky old lady. 44 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,854 Well, another day, another hit list. 45 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,552 Very intense. 46 00:01:58,553 --> 00:02:00,293 Well, do you know what this means? 47 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:02,208 I really have to win the challenge tomorrow 48 00:02:02,209 --> 00:02:03,600 and I can't believe you put me up. 49 00:02:03,601 --> 00:02:04,949 It's really nothing personal. 50 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:06,516 I didn't want to be on the list. 51 00:02:06,517 --> 00:02:07,909 I don't want to be out of character 52 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:09,737 yelling and fighting with Victoria. 53 00:02:09,738 --> 00:02:11,391 So, I know the next two days is 54 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,044 going to be pure chaos in this house. 55 00:02:13,045 --> 00:02:17,179 Am I a pawn to get Vicky out or is it beef? 56 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:19,268 What do you think, Safaree? 57 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,879 Look, he's going out there as a pawn, 58 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,359 and Larsa, she got upset. 59 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:24,839 Girl, it is what it is. 60 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:26,449 You're going to fight it out with Victoria. 61 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:28,451 Bottom line, cut and dry. 62 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,279 I'm the supervillain of the week, 63 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:32,977 so I'm going to do what's best for my game. 64 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:35,023 My third eye open! 65 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,851 His third eye is his penis. 66 00:02:36,852 --> 00:02:38,244 Victoria. 67 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:39,941 - Hi. - Are you okay? 68 00:02:39,942 --> 00:02:42,944 Yeah, I'm good, but, like, she says I hit below the belt. 69 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:44,337 She hits below the belt. 70 00:02:44,338 --> 00:02:45,860 What the [bleep] is her problem all the time? 71 00:02:45,861 --> 00:02:47,209 You have a home to go to. 72 00:02:47,210 --> 00:02:48,689 Yeah, what did she say? 73 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,517 I can't afford clothes, so I'm wearing this? 74 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:52,475 Like, what the [bleep] does she wear every day? 75 00:02:52,476 --> 00:02:54,173 - ing trashy clothes. 76 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,609 That's a beautiful dress. 77 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:58,220 I'm so tired of being attacked all the time. 78 00:02:58,221 --> 00:03:00,179 Like, what's her----ing problem with me? 79 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,006 If I'm up against Larsa, 80 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,661 Wes and Jessie better give me their----ing votes. 81 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:07,708 Like, if they're more loyal to her, that will piss me off. 82 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,231 But hopefully you would have my back 83 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,363 because I voted for you. 84 00:03:10,364 --> 00:03:11,713 She put you up. 85 00:03:13,758 --> 00:03:17,371 I'm going to speak as a whole in this house. 86 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,894 As a ho? As a whole? 87 00:03:19,895 --> 00:03:21,330 Both. 88 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,028 I feel like everybody's been a little bit, 89 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:25,595 and excuse me if I'm wrong, 90 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:29,512 because I don't think I am, too hard on Victoria. 91 00:03:29,513 --> 00:03:31,862 - And that's all of us. - Not me. 92 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:33,255 [sipping loudly] 93 00:03:33,256 --> 00:03:35,126 - She comes at me. - That poor girl. 94 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:36,693 She tries her best. 95 00:03:36,694 --> 00:03:38,956 You know that you're living in bizarro land 96 00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:42,133 when New York is the voice of reason and compassion. 97 00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,832 [bleep] you, Richard! 98 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:49,228 Luis, Luis, Luis! - ing with Teresa! 99 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:50,577 Oh, shut up! 100 00:03:50,578 --> 00:03:52,361 My dick is so far into you 101 00:03:52,362 --> 00:03:53,928 that the balls are up there, too. 102 00:03:53,929 --> 00:03:58,019 Yes, Victoria is annoying. Yes, Victoria is loud. 103 00:03:58,020 --> 00:04:00,717 Yes, Victoria has so many demands. 104 00:04:00,718 --> 00:04:02,632 Yes, she's overly opinionated, 105 00:04:02,633 --> 00:04:06,288 but this house definitely tends to kick a girl 106 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,550 while she's down. 107 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,552 We don't want her to feel ostracized 108 00:04:09,553 --> 00:04:10,901 in this house, though. 109 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,773 It is very hard to be in a game like this 110 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,558 where a majority, if not almost everybody, 111 00:04:15,559 --> 00:04:17,081 is kind of going at you. 112 00:04:17,082 --> 00:04:19,998 But we can all, 113 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:23,392 you know, give her just a little bit more grace. 114 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:26,003 First of all, she's so funny, 115 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:28,484 talking about everything about me that's personal, 116 00:04:28,485 --> 00:04:30,270 and all I say is, you're wearing lingerie here. 117 00:04:31,009 --> 00:04:33,097 Why are you wearing lingerie? You can't afford a dress? 118 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,577 I don't talk to people like you. 119 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,318 - Go home. - At least I have a home 120 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:37,625 to go to, my love. 121 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:41,584 She's wearing a spandex pantsuit, 122 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,107 but says my dress is ugly. 123 00:04:43,108 --> 00:04:44,413 Do you look in the mirror? 124 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,068 Like, bitch, get a life. 125 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:48,461 Kandy, that was good. 126 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:50,376 Like, we weren't there for too long. 127 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,856 That was easy, quick, done. 128 00:04:52,857 --> 00:04:54,075 Yes. 129 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,468 I don't dislike you. 130 00:04:55,469 --> 00:04:56,730 No, I didn't take it personally. 131 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,253 I did a gamer's move. 132 00:04:58,254 --> 00:05:00,951 It's fine, like, I'm not gonna stress, it's a game. 133 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:03,302 But I literally just told everybody in here 134 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,956 that they're being way too incredibly hard on you. 135 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,480 - Thank you. - I don't like it. 136 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:09,525 Yeah, I don't want my clothes attacked, 137 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,310 - my whole life attacked. - Oh, shut your face! 138 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:12,441 I was talking to Kandy. 139 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:14,051 Why were you talking over me? 140 00:05:14,052 --> 00:05:15,444 - Okay, thank you. - You're welcome. 141 00:05:15,445 --> 00:05:17,185 - Great talk, guys. - Great. 142 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,318 I feel like Larsa is the one 143 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,537 that's stooping to immaturity 144 00:05:21,538 --> 00:05:24,453 by attacking Victoria all the time. 145 00:05:24,454 --> 00:05:25,802 Larsa's a mom. 146 00:05:25,803 --> 00:05:27,369 She should definitely know better. 147 00:05:27,370 --> 00:05:28,805 Like, know your place. 148 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,503 I don't talk when someone else is speaking. 149 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,069 You learned that in first grade. 150 00:05:32,070 --> 00:05:34,637 Her voice is so annoying. I can't even be down here. 151 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:36,160 Great job not trying to pick a fight, 152 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,380 - because you did. - I didn't. You started it. 153 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:41,601 Larsa's the moth to the flame for drama, 154 00:05:41,602 --> 00:05:43,777 and everyone can see. 155 00:05:43,778 --> 00:05:45,735 I do trust my alliances 156 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:48,564 and I know they'll have my back against Larsa. 157 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:50,784 She pokes the bear every time 158 00:05:50,785 --> 00:05:52,351 and then retreats and plays victim 159 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,656 and I hate people like her. 160 00:05:53,657 --> 00:05:55,832 Larsa, it's clear you guys don't get along. 161 00:05:55,833 --> 00:05:58,269 Victoria has literally fought with everyone in the house, 162 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:02,012 so now it's my turn to have to fight for my position. 163 00:06:02,013 --> 00:06:04,972 I'm the kind of person that'll do anything to win. 164 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:07,366 We could be eating rats, for all I know. 165 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,673 Game on. 166 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,458 I'm so mad. 167 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,851 I'm on the hit list, but she's the one upset. 168 00:06:14,852 --> 00:06:16,113 I'm upset! 169 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,724 Wait, can-- Oh, I can't have you unzip me. 170 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:19,073 - No, no. - I could. 171 00:06:19,074 --> 00:06:20,466 Here, you can unzip me a little bit. 172 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:21,945 Thank you. 173 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,294 - Like that? - Yeah, that's good, thank you. 174 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:24,732 All right. 175 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:30,651 I ain't gonna lie, I'm a menace in this house. 176 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:43,445 How you feeling? 177 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:45,099 Okay. 178 00:06:45,100 --> 00:06:48,581 Oh, my God, so I wonder what the challenge is gonna be today. 179 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:50,191 I know. I hope I win. 180 00:06:50,192 --> 00:06:53,760 I need to, like, not respond when Larsa attacks me. 181 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:55,370 Like, it's so unnecessary. 182 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:57,068 Her ass needs to go home. 183 00:07:00,332 --> 00:07:01,898 Victoria. 184 00:07:01,899 --> 00:07:03,030 Yeah? 185 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:05,075 We want to wish you the best of luck. 186 00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:06,816 - Thank you. - Everyone in this room 187 00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:08,252 is hoping that you win today. 188 00:07:08,253 --> 00:07:09,951 I know, I really hope so. 189 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:13,954 No, we're voting Larsa. 190 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:16,739 Don't worry, it won't matter. 191 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,611 I'm gonna win anyway. 192 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,221 That's right. 193 00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:22,790 These walls are closing in, man, I'm telling you. 194 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,402 What's going on? 195 00:07:27,403 --> 00:07:29,491 - What's up? - How's it going? 196 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,101 - You smell good. - Thank you. 197 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:33,930 This is a nice way to spend a Sunday morning. 198 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:34,931 What's that? 199 00:07:34,932 --> 00:07:36,629 - Oh, love? - Mm. 200 00:07:36,630 --> 00:07:38,195 I give a lot of love. 201 00:07:38,196 --> 00:07:39,283 Me too. 202 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:41,678 What's this ring symbolize? 203 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:51,034 Oh. It kind of hurt my heart to hear that. 204 00:07:51,035 --> 00:07:53,473 Really? Why? 205 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,910 I don't know. 206 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:00,958 Eh. 207 00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:06,136 What? 208 00:08:06,137 --> 00:08:07,443 I'll always be here. 209 00:08:08,226 --> 00:08:10,011 I'll be waiting in the wings, so. 210 00:08:16,713 --> 00:08:19,106 - [bell tolling] - Good morning, villains. 211 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,586 Uh-oh. 212 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:24,546 It's almost time for your next redemption challenge. 213 00:08:24,547 --> 00:08:27,157 #TBT. 214 00:08:27,158 --> 00:08:28,898 What do you think the challenge is going to be 215 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,031 because it says TBT? 216 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,207 I don't know. 217 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,644 That's cute. 218 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,344 I thank you for my body, [indistinct] 219 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:41,520 Thank you, Jesus. 220 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,999 I think I'm ready. 221 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,525 Yeah, yeah, you look good. 222 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:49,615 I woke up feeling ready for today, 223 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:51,355 prepared to win, of course, 224 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,923 and help Victoria pack her bags. 225 00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:55,446 Villains! 226 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,232 It is time to go. 227 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:02,629 Guys, I don't want to be in a car with Larsa. 228 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,290 Wow, we're actually outside with civilization. 229 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,815 I just realized. 230 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:18,644 Oh, my God. 231 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,210 It's a comedy place. 232 00:09:20,211 --> 00:09:23,692 House of Villains, Cap It Off. Uh-oh. 233 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:26,390 We arrived. Hey. 234 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,479 I feel like I'm really funny. 235 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:34,355 Hollywood! 236 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,749 Yo, I remember this Cap It Off challenge 237 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,054 from season one. 238 00:09:38,055 --> 00:09:39,752 Probably the only time in history 239 00:09:39,753 --> 00:09:42,451 Corinne has given a dude blue balls. 240 00:09:43,452 --> 00:09:47,108 When he says, blow me, but she a classy hoe. 241 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,980 Michelle Obama gets her groove back. 242 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,155 Now, that's funny. 243 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,940 You know I'm one of the funniest, 244 00:09:53,941 --> 00:09:55,855 sexiest chocolate men alive, 245 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:58,248 so I'm gonna kill this challenge. 246 00:09:58,249 --> 00:10:00,121 Oh, guys, I'm nervous. 247 00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,084 Oh, come on, comedy club. 248 00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,173 This place is so cute. 249 00:10:10,174 --> 00:10:12,349 I'm ready to laugh. I love laughing. 250 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:15,222 - Cheers, you guys. - Cheers. 251 00:10:15,223 --> 00:10:17,354 - Good luck. - Ladies and gentlemen, 252 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,879 your headliner, Joel McHale. 253 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:22,272 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 254 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,100 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 255 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:26,625 Oh, yeah. Look at this. 256 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,236 It's so great to be fake-performing for you 257 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,455 at this comedy club in the middle of the day. 258 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,414 - [comedic drum beat] - Oh, [bleep] you windows. 259 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,983 This challenge, if you haven't already figured it out, 260 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,375 is all about comedy. 261 00:10:38,376 --> 00:10:39,899 And I'm not just talking about the chuckles 262 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:42,249 that you get from lying and cheating 263 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:43,729 and assaulting each other. 264 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:47,254 No, you reality TV villains also make us laugh 265 00:10:47,255 --> 00:10:48,864 with your witty one-liners, 266 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:53,913 like Teresa's legendary retort, prostitution whore. 267 00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:58,091 Today, we will put those villainous quips to the test. 268 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,745 You three will be competing today 269 00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:03,358 in our favorite challenge from season one, Cap It Off. 270 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,579 Here's the rules. 271 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:10,059 Each round, I will show you a photo 272 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,800 of a moment from this very show. 273 00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,585 You will take a look at these precious snapshots 274 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:17,763 and then write the funniest captions you can. 275 00:11:17,764 --> 00:11:20,591 You get one point for every vote you receive. 276 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:24,117 The villain who scores the most points wins the challenge. 277 00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,119 - Are we ready? - Yes! 278 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,340 Here we go. Here's your first photo. 279 00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:32,255 I thought the bathrooms were private. 280 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:33,735 [canned laughter] 281 00:11:33,736 --> 00:11:35,955 Let's write those captions, everybody. 282 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:37,521 I thought there weren't cameras in there. 283 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,262 - What the hell? - Y'all thought wrong. 284 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,701 Here is your first caption. 285 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:50,710 [quirky bass line] 286 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,234 [coughing] 287 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,589 Okay. 288 00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:07,769 Please place the number of your favorite joke 289 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,597 on the table in front of you. 290 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,381 Here's what I'll say. 291 00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:12,731 They were all bad. 292 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,386 All right. Two and one tie. 293 00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:18,432 So that's two points Larsa, two points Safaree, 294 00:12:18,433 --> 00:12:20,260 and one point Victoria. 295 00:12:20,261 --> 00:12:21,653 Next round. 296 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,743 - Hello. - Whoa. 297 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,048 Oh, Lord. 298 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,746 How do you write them with those nails, Larsa? 299 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,748 I can type better, actually, with nails than without. 300 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,271 - Are you locked in? - Yep. 301 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:32,752 Here are the captions. 302 00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,203 Is that some sort of slang 303 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:51,901 - I haven't learned yet? - Mm-mm. 304 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,255 That sh-- wasn't funny. 305 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,779 Horrible. Joke's not funny. 306 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,782 All right, here we go. Place your numbers. 307 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,786 Caption number three is Larsa. 308 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,572 Victoria, so you said the mermaid thing. 309 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:13,574 I don't feel so funny today, but... 310 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:17,579 Okay. Here's your next photo. 311 00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:22,496 [chuckles] 312 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:24,803 Some of these jokes are really, really lame. 313 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,892 It's making me feel uncomfortable. 314 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,808 This game is not working. 315 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:37,904 Next photo. 316 00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,780 [bleep] you, whoever said that joke. 317 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:48,871 All right. Next photo. 318 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,004 Wow, girl. I'm listening. 319 00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,443 This is not a good time anymore. 320 00:13:56,444 --> 00:13:58,315 I want to call the authorities. 321 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,846 [owl hooting] 322 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,586 Okay. 323 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,023 Who do you blame here? 324 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:14,287 These contestants because they're not funny? No. 325 00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,723 Do you blame production 326 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:17,943 because this is an ill-conceived game? No. 327 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,511 I blame casting for not bringing funny enough people 328 00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:23,166 onto a comedy show. 329 00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,342 Caption number three. 330 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:33,697 "Are you drunk again? I'm calling from the daycare. 331 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,786 - Come get yo kids." - Oh, gosh. 332 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,440 All right, grab your number. 333 00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617 Number two all the way. 334 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,145 - Victoria. - Yay. 335 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,276 Should I do comedy? 336 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:48,974 All five points to Victoria. 337 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,977 That makes the score going into the final round 338 00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,326 anyone's game. 339 00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:55,677 Here is your last photo. 340 00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:57,547 Oh. 341 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,072 Write the captions, guys. 342 00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:04,511 Here we go. 343 00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,906 First caption. 344 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,345 That one's true, right? 345 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,696 - That is. - Caption number two. 346 00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,835 - Pretty good. - That's a good one. 347 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,534 And number three, quote... 348 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,321 [chuckling] 349 00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:34,019 Everybody get your votes ready. 350 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,543 In three, two, one. 351 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:39,112 - Place your numbers. - There you go. 352 00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,983 It's unanimous, everybody. 353 00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:45,900 Whoever wrote number two is off the hit list. 354 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:47,685 Here we go. 355 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:56,519 It's unanimous, everybody. 356 00:15:56,520 --> 00:16:00,523 Whoever wrote number two is off the hit list. 357 00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,309 Here we go. 358 00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,269 Safaree, congratulations. 359 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,881 - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - You are off the hit list. 360 00:16:10,882 --> 00:16:13,362 - You have been removed. - Yes! I don't gotta pack! 361 00:16:13,363 --> 00:16:15,582 The house has spoken. I'm funny. 362 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:19,281 I'm hot. And right now, I'm unstoppable. 363 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,370 Sorry, Victoria and Larsa. 364 00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:24,721 You bombed and will be up for banishment tomorrow. 365 00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,941 I'm upset that I didn't win, 366 00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:28,899 but I'm staying in this house 367 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,553 because all I need is three votes 368 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,251 and Larsa's ass is grass 369 00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,383 and going back to wherever she came from 370 00:16:34,384 --> 00:16:35,906 because I know it ain't Bel Air. 371 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:36,995 Good job. 372 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,213 I'm in a situation 373 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:40,607 where I've got to go against Victoria 374 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,522 who is the cry baby of the house. 375 00:16:42,523 --> 00:16:44,306 I've got to go talk to everyone in the house 376 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:47,744 to kind of win everyone back over and grab Teresa. 377 00:16:47,745 --> 00:16:49,137 Once you're a housewife, 378 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,660 you are a housewife until the very end. 379 00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,401 Let's go back to the house, everybody. 380 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,404 - Okay! - Let's go. 381 00:16:56,145 --> 00:16:58,407 Bye, winners and losers. 382 00:16:58,408 --> 00:17:00,757 Everyone, watch your toesies. 383 00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,977 I was stressing. Oh, my goodness. 384 00:17:02,978 --> 00:17:04,413 Kandy, I want to kick your ass. 385 00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,545 Why? 386 00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:06,937 It's, like, hard for me, you know? 387 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:08,722 Oh, it's your two girls. 388 00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,245 Are my glasses really dirty? 389 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,899 - They're so dirty. - Probably. 390 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:13,857 It's like your housewife's girly versus your roommate. 391 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,424 It's just going to be hard. 392 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,122 I just have to talk to both of them. 393 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:19,646 Everyone's asking me who I'm going to vote for. 394 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,953 It's like, I feel like so torn apart. 395 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:25,695 This is going to be a really hard decision for me. 396 00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,219 Yeah, this sucks, Teresa. 397 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,308 You're going to have to vote out one of your friends. 398 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,310 And you can be the deciding vote. 399 00:17:31,311 --> 00:17:32,615 That's why I'm voting 400 00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,400 in whichever direction she votes. 401 00:17:34,401 --> 00:17:36,445 And so, when either of them come up to me 402 00:17:36,446 --> 00:17:38,404 over the course of the next however long it takes, 403 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,233 I'm going to tell them to talk to T. 404 00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:43,061 - No, no, no. - I like that. 405 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,497 Yeah. 406 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:46,281 No, you guys have to do what you want to do. 407 00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,415 I'm powerless, voiceless. 408 00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,807 That's sexy for a man to say. 409 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:52,809 [Wes laughing] 410 00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,682 Home sweet home. 411 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,297 [New York laughing] 412 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,778 Guys, I'm going to cook for us. 413 00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,996 Where's Vicky? 414 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:07,476 Cooking popcorn. 415 00:18:07,477 --> 00:18:09,349 Yay! 416 00:18:10,654 --> 00:18:13,221 Thank you. I'm so happy. Thank you. 417 00:18:13,222 --> 00:18:14,831 I'm sorry you didn't win. 418 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:16,833 - Aw. - I tried to help. 419 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:21,708 Coming in at 6'8", with the pecs of steel 420 00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,971 bigger and harder than a concrete wall. 421 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:27,017 If you feel it in your hand it'll break from the hardness, 422 00:18:27,018 --> 00:18:32,763 it is Mr. PEC-Tacular! 423 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,289 You guys, I'm fine, right? 424 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,029 I already told you, I'm voting with Teresa. 425 00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,467 Will you stop before I start throwing M&M's at you? 426 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:44,384 Who are you voting for? Me or homegirl? 427 00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,950 Talk to Teresa. 428 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:49,170 - [fly buzzing] - Oh, there's a fly in here. 429 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,519 Jessie, do you feel like I'm good? 430 00:18:50,520 --> 00:18:52,173 I'd want to vote for you to stay. 431 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,870 You'd want to or you are going to? 432 00:18:53,871 --> 00:18:55,785 - I'd want to. - So, are you going to? 433 00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:56,873 I'd want to. 434 00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,179 What does that mean? 435 00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,660 Are you guys all turning on me? 436 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,142 Are you a big car enthusiast? 437 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:07,362 Actually, you would think I am, but no, I'm not. 438 00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:08,972 You're not? Oh, wow. 439 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,278 You don't look like you drive. 440 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:12,151 I can't see you ever driving a car. 441 00:19:16,285 --> 00:19:18,852 How the [bleep] would you know that? 442 00:19:18,853 --> 00:19:20,419 And my fiancé was like, 443 00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,421 "No, you don't need to be on the road, sweetheart." 444 00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,075 Not to say I couldn't. 445 00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:26,642 Yeah, you-- If I ever saw a car 446 00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,078 and saw you in the driver's seat, 447 00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,297 I would burst out laughing. 448 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:30,733 Would you get nervous? 449 00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:33,083 I would make sure I'm off the exit before you. 450 00:19:33,084 --> 00:19:35,652 I hate you for saying that, though. 451 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,962 Larsa came in and got supervillain. 452 00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:43,442 She had a very easy path. 453 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,574 Like, I've been fighting to stay. 454 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,795 I mean, you have been definitely doing that. 455 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:51,624 You are a strong competitor. You're not, like-- 456 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,452 - I mean, today wasn't-- - I'm giving it my all. 457 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:55,236 Yeah, today wasn't my strong suit, 458 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:58,197 but we can't all be hot and funny. 459 00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:01,851 Victoria's an underdog 460 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,331 that people can sink their teeth into. 461 00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,246 That's tough, because on the one hand, 462 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,900 it behooves me to stay on her good side 463 00:20:06,901 --> 00:20:08,075 and not cross her. 464 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:09,598 But on the other hand, 465 00:20:09,599 --> 00:20:10,947 the longer she stays in this house, 466 00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,428 the more of a threat she is to my game. 467 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:16,518 I really hope the house sees that I'll do whatever 468 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,738 to support your guys' game going forward. 469 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:20,566 You need to have conversations with the boys, 470 00:20:20,567 --> 00:20:22,307 - and then, you know-- - Teresa. 471 00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,960 - Teresa, Safaree, New York. - Do you not think 472 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:26,006 - Safaree will vote for you? - Teresa gave me her word. 473 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:28,182 - Who would New York vote for? - New York will vote. 474 00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:29,531 She said she'll vote with me, 475 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,141 but she wants to talk with the house. 476 00:20:31,142 --> 00:20:34,057 But I think I have you, Wes, New York, and Teresa. 477 00:20:34,058 --> 00:20:37,452 All the person needs to not be banished is three votes. 478 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,454 I want to make it through this banishment, 479 00:20:39,455 --> 00:20:41,630 and I'll be, like, forever grateful 480 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:43,806 and, like, help your guys' game 481 00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,505 however I can contribute. 482 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,855 [Victoria sighing] 483 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,613 I have to do it straight today. 484 00:21:07,614 --> 00:21:09,050 Oh, you do? Okay. 485 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,399 It's so cold. 486 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,749 It is a straight-up windstorm right now. 487 00:21:13,750 --> 00:21:15,186 This could fit you. 488 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,884 - [laughing] - Add some flair to your drip. 489 00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:20,191 [Safaree yawning] 490 00:21:21,628 --> 00:21:23,150 Slept great knowing 491 00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:24,891 that I won't be on the hit list tonight. 492 00:21:24,892 --> 00:21:26,806 Vicky and Larsa are both up. 493 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:28,721 Oh, it's gonna be a great day. 494 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,897 I ain't gonna lie. This would look good on you, too. 495 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,987 A red leather outfit. 496 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,381 Oh, my gosh. Now the umbrella is down. 497 00:21:36,382 --> 00:21:37,817 Oh, my gosh. 498 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:39,645 It's crazy windy. 499 00:21:39,646 --> 00:21:40,995 See how it feels. 500 00:21:41,604 --> 00:21:44,084 - Oh, I could do this. - Okay. I'll come. 501 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:46,173 New York said she would vote for me 502 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:48,175 because I did not use the little cock on her 503 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:49,916 and, like, that really went a long way with her. 504 00:21:49,917 --> 00:21:51,178 Thank God. 505 00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:53,049 New York and I just have such, like, 506 00:21:53,050 --> 00:21:56,923 a blossoming friendship and hopefully it will continue. 507 00:21:56,924 --> 00:21:58,359 Is your number strong? 508 00:21:58,360 --> 00:21:59,795 - That's what I wanna know. - I think so. 509 00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:01,710 I have you, Wes, Jessie, Teresa. 510 00:22:01,711 --> 00:22:04,060 Safaree's gonna vote to keep Larsa here. He love her. 511 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,540 - I know. - He up her ass. 512 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:08,021 Where you at with Wes? You real good with Wes? 513 00:22:08,022 --> 00:22:10,371 - Yeah, he's gonna keep me. - I'll talk to him. 514 00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:11,764 But, see, he with Teresa. 515 00:22:11,765 --> 00:22:14,984 - Yeah. - So, if Teresa 100% vote you, 516 00:22:14,985 --> 00:22:17,422 Larsa might be going - ing home. 517 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:18,945 I think she's going home. 518 00:22:18,946 --> 00:22:21,730 Victoria and I have come a very long way. 519 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:25,778 We both have a certain bond, so I'm gonna make good 520 00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:27,736 on my word and vote to keep her. 521 00:22:27,737 --> 00:22:29,869 I'm gonna make me a cup of coffee and then come up. 522 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:32,959 I didn't even shut the damn----ing door. 523 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,961 - It's so windy. - It just shut itself. 524 00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,702 - Oh. - Girl, you do your own hair, 525 00:22:36,703 --> 00:22:37,920 - good. - I mean-- 526 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:39,879 You get to have a nice closet. 527 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,925 If I don't go home, I'm moving in here. 528 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,014 Anyone that watches Bravo knows a little bit of betrayal 529 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,712 is not really the end of a friendship. 530 00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:48,409 Yes, I used Teresa as a pawn, 531 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:51,369 but she's still in the house, so it was just a play. 532 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,283 I just need to remind Teresa that in this game, 533 00:22:53,284 --> 00:22:55,155 it's housewives till the end. 534 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:57,984 - Let me see your bathroom. - Yeah, my bathroom's nice. 535 00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:59,942 Oh, yeah, I definitely want to come in here. 536 00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,727 And then I would get this bed. 537 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,250 It would be so much fun. 538 00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:04,817 And then we have the boys across from us. 539 00:23:04,818 --> 00:23:06,253 So how loyal are you to me? 540 00:23:06,254 --> 00:23:08,211 I mean, I'm as loyal as I get. 541 00:23:08,212 --> 00:23:10,214 - Promise? - Yes. 542 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:12,259 Yes. Yes. 543 00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:16,437 I really hope Teresa, like, votes for me to stay. 544 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,004 Well, didn't she give you her word? 545 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:19,963 - Yeah. - If she gave you her word, 546 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:21,486 you're golden. 547 00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,226 She's not gonna lie to your face. 548 00:23:23,227 --> 00:23:25,620 Yeah, I think Mother Teresa's gonna go out the window. 549 00:23:25,621 --> 00:23:28,101 I don't have any bad feelings towards anyone, 550 00:23:28,102 --> 00:23:30,103 so I feel bad. I don't want anyone to leave. 551 00:23:30,104 --> 00:23:31,887 but I gotta be true to myself. 552 00:23:31,888 --> 00:23:33,976 So, Mother Teresa has left the building. 553 00:23:33,977 --> 00:23:36,544 Teresa Giudice is here to stay. 554 00:23:36,545 --> 00:23:39,243 [angelic music] 555 00:23:48,252 --> 00:23:53,126 ♪ I will always 556 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,954 ♪ Remember 557 00:23:54,955 --> 00:23:59,654 ♪ What you gave us 558 00:23:59,655 --> 00:24:01,482 ♪ Forever 559 00:24:01,483 --> 00:24:05,007 ♪ When the others would stumble and fall ♪ 560 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:08,403 ♪ You were always with us standing tall ♪ 561 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:13,625 ♪ I will always 562 00:24:13,626 --> 00:24:16,671 ♪ Remember, yeah 563 00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,021 Oh, my God. 564 00:24:18,674 --> 00:24:20,066 You sound a little hoarse. 565 00:24:20,067 --> 00:24:21,850 My heart's pounding right now, Teresa. 566 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:24,157 - I brought you a glass of milk. - I don't drink milk. 567 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,811 - Oh. - I do now? 568 00:24:25,812 --> 00:24:27,421 - Yeah. [laughs] - Okay. 569 00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:29,641 ♪ When the others would stumble and fall ♪ 570 00:24:29,642 --> 00:24:33,210 ♪ You were always with us standing tall ♪ 571 00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:38,519 ♪ I will always 572 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:39,912 ♪ Remember 573 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,435 That's good. [laughs] 574 00:24:41,436 --> 00:24:42,568 Okay, cool. 575 00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:44,351 Is that soy milk? 576 00:24:44,352 --> 00:24:46,093 ♪ Yeah 577 00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,052 Remember the one that flipped the table? 578 00:24:50,053 --> 00:24:51,880 Well, now I'm gonna flip the script. 579 00:24:51,881 --> 00:24:53,316 You capisce? 580 00:24:53,317 --> 00:24:55,885 That villain inside of me is gonna come out. 581 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,018 We're good? 582 00:24:59,019 --> 00:25:02,151 I'm obviously, like, heavily leaning towards saving you. 583 00:25:02,152 --> 00:25:05,415 I don't really see a reason why I wouldn't. 584 00:25:05,416 --> 00:25:07,809 Yeah, right now, like, I feel safe. 585 00:25:07,810 --> 00:25:09,202 Okay. 586 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,204 I've been working my tail off 587 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:13,249 to protect Victoria this entire time, 588 00:25:13,250 --> 00:25:15,861 but she rubs everybody the wrong way. 589 00:25:15,862 --> 00:25:17,210 She is a walking liability. 590 00:25:17,211 --> 00:25:18,559 No, let me----ing talk. 591 00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,561 'Cause now you've pissed me off. Shut up. 592 00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,215 No, shut the [bleep] up, Safaree. Let me speak. 593 00:25:22,216 --> 00:25:23,869 You're disgusting. 594 00:25:23,870 --> 00:25:25,959 I know I am! That's why I'm here! 595 00:25:28,875 --> 00:25:32,051 On the other hand, Larsa has become a valuable asset 596 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,227 ever since I became the third housewife. 597 00:25:34,228 --> 00:25:36,055 And that's a relationship that I'd like 598 00:25:36,056 --> 00:25:37,622 to continue to grow. 599 00:25:37,623 --> 00:25:41,277 And also, let's keep our conversation to us, right? 600 00:25:41,278 --> 00:25:43,889 - That's what we do? - I do. 601 00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:46,413 You know what? I was thinking to this banishment. 602 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:48,155 You want to bring the fire? 603 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,027 ----, no? 604 00:25:52,202 --> 00:25:53,594 What do I wear? Do I need to wear pants? 605 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,900 Because I might be, like, getting-- 606 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:56,423 I have to get in that chair. 607 00:25:56,424 --> 00:25:57,946 I think you should look your best just in case 608 00:25:57,947 --> 00:25:59,426 - it's your last night. - [gasps] 609 00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,603 - [laughs] - How dare you say that to me? 610 00:26:01,951 --> 00:26:03,691 Wow, so how you feeling today? 611 00:26:03,692 --> 00:26:05,433 Who do you want to go home? 612 00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,390 I see it both ways. 613 00:26:07,391 --> 00:26:09,741 Both women have provided me value. 614 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:11,177 I know. 615 00:26:11,178 --> 00:26:13,571 And so I just like to have business meetings 616 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,920 with my partners. 617 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,358 No, I appreciate it very, very much. 618 00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,273 So, do you and I still have something going on? 619 00:26:20,274 --> 00:26:22,275 - I hope so. - Yes. Yes. 620 00:26:22,276 --> 00:26:24,712 The fact that we built an entire game plan 621 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:28,063 with one look that took three seconds and no words? 622 00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,587 No words at all. 623 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,153 It's hilarious. 624 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:33,591 Are your alliances as strong as you think they are, Wes? 625 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,376 - It's a tough one. - Jessie's home. 626 00:26:36,377 --> 00:26:37,638 So... 627 00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:40,075 Just the two I wanted to talk to. 628 00:26:40,076 --> 00:26:42,469 Hey, Jessie! Oh, my goodness. 629 00:26:42,470 --> 00:26:43,689 Have a seat. 630 00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:46,778 - What's on your mind? - What are you talking about? 631 00:26:46,779 --> 00:26:47,909 What do you think? 632 00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:49,216 How are you gonna vote? 633 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:52,001 How are you guys gonna vote? 634 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,222 I've personally been going back and forth. 635 00:26:56,223 --> 00:26:58,093 Yeah? I mean, am I wrong to assume 636 00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:00,009 you're keeping Victoria? 637 00:27:01,184 --> 00:27:02,750 I think you are wrong to assume that. 638 00:27:02,751 --> 00:27:04,404 I don't trust Wes. 639 00:27:04,405 --> 00:27:07,668 By Victoria staying inside this house, Wes is stronger. 640 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:11,454 So it would behoove me to trim one of the petals 641 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,805 off him being this bright and shiny flower. 642 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:18,070 When you look at how much power we have, everyone is irrelevant 643 00:27:18,071 --> 00:27:19,724 - to this room. - Oh, my gosh, you guys. 644 00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:22,379 We're all going for the gun. Who's gonna get it first? 645 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:30,473 Good evening, villains. 646 00:27:30,474 --> 00:27:34,129 It's time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony. 647 00:27:34,130 --> 00:27:35,870 Larsa and Victoria, 648 00:27:35,871 --> 00:27:38,090 I guess you weren't that funny, honeys. 649 00:27:38,091 --> 00:27:41,310 But tonight, we shall see which one of you 650 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:43,530 gets the last laugh. 651 00:27:43,531 --> 00:27:44,966 - That was shady. - Oh! 652 00:27:44,967 --> 00:27:47,534 Girl, little voice has been shady today, huh? 653 00:27:47,535 --> 00:27:49,015 Shady as hell. 654 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,675 Oh. 655 00:27:57,676 --> 00:27:59,112 Popping tags. 656 00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:02,984 I'm just tired of looking at Wes with his lack of fashion. 657 00:28:02,985 --> 00:28:06,728 Listen, my number-one priority in this house 658 00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,470 is you dressing like me tonight. 659 00:28:10,253 --> 00:28:12,777 There's nothing more important than that, so. 660 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,822 I'm getting bucko. I got you. 661 00:28:14,823 --> 00:28:18,000 It's time. I want to see Wes fly. 662 00:28:18,566 --> 00:28:19,784 Ha-ha! 663 00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,481 I hear the leather pants going on. 664 00:28:21,482 --> 00:28:22,875 That's what you got to get. 665 00:28:23,571 --> 00:28:26,400 Welcome to stunt gang, my G. 666 00:28:27,096 --> 00:28:28,749 You're gonna be shining like a light bulb 667 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:30,664 in that stronghold. 668 00:28:30,665 --> 00:28:32,666 Boom. Let's go. 669 00:28:32,667 --> 00:28:34,582 Put these on yourself. 670 00:28:36,671 --> 00:28:39,020 Oh, my-- Yo, bro. 671 00:28:39,021 --> 00:28:42,850 You have never looked this good in your life. 672 00:28:42,851 --> 00:28:49,857 I am feeling mighty fine in my new look, my new swagger. 673 00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:51,990 These pants will probably fit you. 674 00:28:51,991 --> 00:28:54,602 - Oh, you're wearing his sh--. - Oh, this is great. 675 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,213 Wow. 676 00:28:58,214 --> 00:28:59,737 These are jeans you're actually supposed to wear. 677 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,303 - Yeah, here in a second. - Oh, my God. 678 00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:02,870 [laughing] 679 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:04,873 You already look like me. 680 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:07,570 They fit perfectly. 681 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,572 Dude, it looks like you're ready to get 682 00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:12,575 in your Subaru Outback and go up into the mountains. 683 00:29:12,576 --> 00:29:14,577 - Yes. - Oh, my God. 684 00:29:14,578 --> 00:29:18,321 Oh, yeah, you're definitely getting in your Ford F-150. 685 00:29:19,975 --> 00:29:22,760 Oh, my God. Look at these-- Wow. 686 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:25,066 Wes, that fits you. You look good. 687 00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:26,589 - I told him. - It does. 688 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:28,287 It looks really good on him, yeah. 689 00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:31,073 I'm trying to channel my inner Wes. 690 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,079 New York, did you see Wes? 691 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:40,038 Why are you going fishing, and why are you going pimping? 692 00:29:40,039 --> 00:29:43,563 What's going on? Like, this is your new life? 693 00:29:43,564 --> 00:29:44,825 The Black Forrest Gump? 694 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,653 Yes, that's what he looks like! 695 00:29:46,654 --> 00:29:47,915 - Seriously. - The Black-- 696 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,221 That's exactly what he looks like. 697 00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,092 Life is like a box of chocolates. 698 00:29:51,093 --> 00:29:52,442 Cheers. 699 00:29:53,052 --> 00:29:54,661 To making memories. 700 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,142 Going into this banishment, I am super stressed out 701 00:29:57,143 --> 00:30:00,623 because I can't lose to a Bachelor reject. 702 00:30:00,624 --> 00:30:02,016 That's not happening. 703 00:30:02,017 --> 00:30:04,453 - Cin-cin. - Cheers. 704 00:30:04,454 --> 00:30:07,761 I feel very confident because I definitely think 705 00:30:07,762 --> 00:30:10,590 I have the votes, and I'm really so grateful 706 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:14,289 for this setup because now I can knock Larsa out of the house 707 00:30:14,290 --> 00:30:17,250 and say goodbye to Larsa. 708 00:30:17,641 --> 00:30:19,425 - Okay, villains. - Oh! 709 00:30:19,426 --> 00:30:21,383 It's time to head through the bookcase. 710 00:30:21,384 --> 00:30:24,647 - Let's go. - Oh, my God! Wait, again? 711 00:30:24,648 --> 00:30:26,040 I have my heels on, y'all. 712 00:30:26,041 --> 00:30:27,999 It's too much. I can't take it. 713 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:32,873 I'm super nervous because those----ers better be voting 714 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,789 for Victoria to go home. 715 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:39,401 Oh, look. Y'all gonna let that man go up front. 716 00:30:39,402 --> 00:30:41,883 - You know he walking so slow. - Is it in the coat? 717 00:30:42,623 --> 00:30:44,406 Welcome. Welcome. 718 00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:46,018 Welcome. Oh, yeah. 719 00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:47,975 Nice. Hi. Hi. 720 00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:49,585 Hi, everybody. Hi. 721 00:30:49,586 --> 00:30:51,110 You look great. All right. 722 00:30:57,029 --> 00:31:00,901 Villains, welcome to an old Power Rangers set. 723 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:03,992 I mean, your fourth banishment ceremony. 724 00:31:06,865 --> 00:31:08,343 Kandy, how do you feel? 725 00:31:08,344 --> 00:31:10,693 Coming into banishment is always bittersweet 726 00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,000 because someone has to go home. 727 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:16,351 But someone has to go home in order for me 728 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:19,355 to win this competition, so let's do this. 729 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,968 Darius Rucker and Conor McGregor's lesser cousin. 730 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,883 - [laughs] - What was the inspiration? 731 00:31:25,884 --> 00:31:27,536 This is all Wes' clothes. 732 00:31:27,537 --> 00:31:29,277 The hat, the shirt, the jeans. 733 00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:31,627 I look like a Black Forrest Gump, don't I? 734 00:31:31,628 --> 00:31:32,803 No. 735 00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:35,196 Oh, all right. Well, when you do it like that, 736 00:31:35,197 --> 00:31:36,502 that's a pretty good impression. 737 00:31:36,503 --> 00:31:37,982 All right, here we go. 738 00:31:37,983 --> 00:31:40,636 Victoria and Larsa, you are up for banishment. 739 00:31:40,637 --> 00:31:42,638 Tonight, one of you will lose out 740 00:31:42,639 --> 00:31:45,032 on the chance to win $200,000. 741 00:31:45,033 --> 00:31:48,907 So please, go stand in front of your chairs. 742 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,305 It's time for you to make your final pleas. 743 00:31:57,306 --> 00:32:00,308 Victoria, why should they banish Larsa instead of you? 744 00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:03,922 I've had a very toomuchulous journey to this point. 745 00:32:08,317 --> 00:32:09,796 I want to stay in this house. 746 00:32:09,797 --> 00:32:11,363 I want to keep playing. 747 00:32:11,364 --> 00:32:13,017 I don't want to speak for Larsa, 748 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:14,844 as we're not on the best speaking terms, 749 00:32:14,845 --> 00:32:16,934 but I believe we both want to win. 750 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:19,371 I know, but you're a sore loser. I'm not. 751 00:32:19,372 --> 00:32:21,721 - There's a difference. - Okay. 752 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:23,375 Send me a postcard. 753 00:32:23,376 --> 00:32:24,681 I sure won't. 754 00:32:25,160 --> 00:32:27,727 This is why "Traitors" is so popular. 755 00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:29,381 Jeez Louise. 756 00:32:29,382 --> 00:32:32,732 Larsa, why should they vote Victoria off instead of you? 757 00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:35,648 I feel like you guys have gotten to know the real me 758 00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:38,607 and my integrity and what I bring 759 00:32:38,608 --> 00:32:40,348 to each and every one of you. 760 00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,089 I feel like I've been a team player. 761 00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:44,874 I've never promised anything that I couldn't deliver, 762 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:47,312 - and I'm a bad bitch. - There we go. 763 00:32:47,313 --> 00:32:48,617 All right, it's time to vote. 764 00:32:48,618 --> 00:32:50,445 Jessie, you're up first. 765 00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:53,100 So, while you guys are voting, I am going to ask 766 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:55,582 Larsa and Victoria to please take a seat. 767 00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:01,979 This chair flips right back to the Bachelor mansion, Victoria. 768 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,632 - Okay. - [beeps] 769 00:33:03,633 --> 00:33:06,331 If Larsa gets it, I got some trust and control there. 770 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:07,636 Here, no. 771 00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:10,770 It's a wrecking ball spiraling out of control, 772 00:33:10,771 --> 00:33:12,728 and I don't trust it. 773 00:33:12,729 --> 00:33:14,208 I know you like younger men, 774 00:33:14,209 --> 00:33:16,428 so I'd like to introduce you to one of my sons. 775 00:33:16,429 --> 00:33:17,298 Okay. 776 00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:20,346 This vote is so easy for me. 777 00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:23,087 Goodbye, sweetheart. 778 00:33:23,088 --> 00:33:24,175 How do you feel? 779 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:26,003 I would love an Aperol Spritz. 780 00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:27,439 Okay. 781 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,614 [beeping] 782 00:33:28,615 --> 00:33:31,008 I don't fully trust Larsa because, I mean, 783 00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:32,531 she did put me on the hit list, 784 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,837 but Victoria told New York what I said about her, 785 00:33:34,838 --> 00:33:37,231 causing problems for me in this house, which I don't need. 786 00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,625 I'm torn right now, but I'm learning 787 00:33:39,626 --> 00:33:41,061 how to be strategic. 788 00:33:41,062 --> 00:33:44,283 Ah! So housewives, beware. No. [laughs] 789 00:33:46,372 --> 00:33:49,243 Okay. The votes are in. 790 00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:52,029 The fourth villain to be banished 791 00:33:52,030 --> 00:33:53,335 from the house... 792 00:33:55,598 --> 00:33:58,949 in a vote of 4-1... 793 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:04,390 Victoria. 794 00:34:07,741 --> 00:34:09,917 Y'all are some good liars. 795 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:14,964 My loyalty lies to who I knew first, which is Larsa. 796 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,097 I don't cross the Bravo family. 797 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:18,707 May I say something? 798 00:34:18,708 --> 00:34:20,709 I can't stop you, New York. 799 00:34:20,710 --> 00:34:22,450 I'm a woman of my word. 800 00:34:22,451 --> 00:34:23,364 Thank you. 801 00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:25,323 And you competed brilliantly. 802 00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:27,281 Thank you for not lying to my face. 803 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,848 I didn't lie to your face. 804 00:34:28,849 --> 00:34:30,893 I knew Larsa before you. 805 00:34:30,894 --> 00:34:33,200 Good. I'm glad to see where your loyalty lies, 806 00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:35,812 Teresa, even when I had your back. 807 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:37,900 I'm glad that I meant nothing. Thank you. 808 00:34:37,901 --> 00:34:39,337 Sorry. I'm a loyal person. 809 00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:41,078 - I knew her before. - I also knew her before, 810 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,557 and I still voted for you. 811 00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:44,690 - Well, because you guys-- - Keep being stupid. 812 00:34:44,691 --> 00:34:47,388 - [laughs] - Like, I'm so done with Teresa. 813 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:50,304 Larsa put you on the hit list. Okay, you idiot. 814 00:34:50,305 --> 00:34:52,219 You don't even know what loyalty means. 815 00:34:52,220 --> 00:34:54,265 You probably can't even spell it, you're so dumb. 816 00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:57,094 I am a sore loser. [bleep] all of you. 817 00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,966 Oh, my God. I look hideous. 818 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:01,620 Larsa never did anything malicious to me. 819 00:35:01,621 --> 00:35:04,144 I never did anything malicious to you, Teresa. 820 00:35:04,145 --> 00:35:05,580 I know that. 821 00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:07,104 - Wow, you guys vote me out-- - [clapping] 822 00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,670 Enough! 823 00:35:08,671 --> 00:35:14,111 Victoria, you walked into this competition as a queen. 824 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,634 Unfortunately for you tonight, 825 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:18,158 the only queen you are serving is Queen Elizabeth. 826 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:19,639 That is dead. 827 00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,510 I only have one thing to say to you. 828 00:35:22,511 --> 00:35:24,947 Sashay away. 829 00:35:24,948 --> 00:35:26,994 - [buzzer] - Adios. Bye. 830 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:34,305 Bye, bitch. Bye. 831 00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:36,176 You did what you needed to do. 832 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:38,178 Get me out of the straitjacket. 833 00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:40,963 I was honest. I was vulnerable. 834 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,183 I got sh-- on nonstop 835 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:45,533 and, like, continued to persevere through. 836 00:35:45,534 --> 00:35:47,970 At least, I'm leaving with my head held high 837 00:35:47,971 --> 00:35:49,581 and not a lying piece of sh--. 838 00:35:49,582 --> 00:35:54,063 I'm gonna----ing have acai and green juice, 839 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,717 and you losers are stuck here 840 00:35:55,718 --> 00:35:58,242 with all this disgusting French toast 841 00:35:58,243 --> 00:36:00,200 that Larsa and Teresa make. 842 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,377 Bitch, who eats French toast? That's disgusting. 843 00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:05,510 Okay, villains, before I send you back 844 00:36:05,511 --> 00:36:08,426 to the house, I want to do one little exercise 845 00:36:08,427 --> 00:36:10,471 - that I'd like to try. - Uh-huh. 846 00:36:10,472 --> 00:36:12,081 Oh, hell no. 847 00:36:12,082 --> 00:36:15,215 Okay, so Kandy, you can get out of the supervillain chair. 848 00:36:15,216 --> 00:36:16,651 Jessie, will you unstrap Larsa? 849 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:19,219 Um, what the [bleep] is happening right now? 850 00:36:19,220 --> 00:36:23,136 I have absolutely no idea what the hell 851 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,616 Joel could be up to right now, 852 00:36:24,617 --> 00:36:27,184 but whatever it is, it's not good. 853 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,056 It's way too tense in here. 854 00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:39,935 Okay, villains, before I send you back 855 00:36:39,936 --> 00:36:42,242 to the house, I want to do one little exercise. 856 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,852 - Uh-huh. - Oh, hell no. 857 00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:47,813 You've all been living together for a few weeks now, 858 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:50,772 so please rank yourselves in order 859 00:36:50,773 --> 00:36:53,645 from most villainous to least villainous. 860 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:54,951 Okay. 861 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:56,952 [scream] 862 00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:59,128 Get to it, in order, you guys figure it out. 863 00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:00,826 - Okay, let's go that side. - Okay. 864 00:37:00,827 --> 00:37:02,480 I think I'm close to the top. 865 00:37:02,481 --> 00:37:04,656 So, what do you guys think? 866 00:37:04,657 --> 00:37:07,180 I've been playing the game since the very start. 867 00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,791 You guys can talk it all out, however you want. 868 00:37:09,792 --> 00:37:11,489 I feel like I'm not as villainous, 869 00:37:11,490 --> 00:37:13,317 because I always keep it real and I tell you to your face. 870 00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,449 I don't play games. I'm not trying to backstab you. 871 00:37:15,450 --> 00:37:16,886 I'll stab you to your eyeballs. 872 00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,236 Sure, Larsa. 873 00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:20,367 [laughs] 874 00:37:20,368 --> 00:37:21,760 No, like this. 875 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:23,631 You are not the least. 876 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,024 You're more villainous than me. 877 00:37:25,025 --> 00:37:26,765 You were fighting with Victoria. 878 00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:27,983 But that doesn't make me villainous. 879 00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:29,333 - Yes. - I've been playing it 880 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,943 since the very start. 881 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:32,379 Pull the F you lever. 882 00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:33,815 I told her in her face. 883 00:37:33,816 --> 00:37:35,904 Villainous means you do it behind someone's back. 884 00:37:35,905 --> 00:37:37,079 I mean, we're here to be villains. 885 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,733 You're banjie, you've been loud 886 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,213 and proud about everything. 887 00:37:40,214 --> 00:37:42,433 I feel like you should be up there, Kandy, 888 00:37:42,434 --> 00:37:44,870 because I feel like you said you wouldn't choose me and you did. 889 00:37:44,871 --> 00:37:46,872 So I feel like you're up there. You're shady as hell. 890 00:37:46,873 --> 00:37:48,352 I'm very shady. 891 00:37:48,353 --> 00:37:51,050 I'm honest with what I say. 892 00:37:51,051 --> 00:37:53,313 So, are you okay with second villainous, Kandy? 893 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:56,185 Yeah. Sh--, I would take number one if I could. 894 00:37:56,186 --> 00:37:57,665 So why don't you? 895 00:37:57,666 --> 00:37:59,841 She's not gonna take my spot. 896 00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:01,930 - Why don'y you shut up, Jessie? - I think you should. 897 00:38:01,931 --> 00:38:03,845 - Before I scare you. - I think you should. 898 00:38:03,846 --> 00:38:05,107 I think I am number one villain 899 00:38:05,108 --> 00:38:06,587 - in the house. - But you're not. 900 00:38:06,588 --> 00:38:08,154 But you won't take this spot. 901 00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:09,938 - Kandy, I think you are. - Oh, please, Jessie. 902 00:38:09,939 --> 00:38:12,550 Just because you got Willy Wonka's jacket on, bitch. 903 00:38:12,551 --> 00:38:14,291 - [laughs] - Don't play with me. 904 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:17,946 I set the tone right away in the first challenge. 905 00:38:17,947 --> 00:38:21,080 Everybody was so chummy and happy to see one another. 906 00:38:21,081 --> 00:38:23,256 And I pulled that immunity lever 907 00:38:23,257 --> 00:38:25,303 and I didn't think twice about it. 908 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:29,393 I am definitely the most villainous in this house. 909 00:38:29,394 --> 00:38:31,003 New York, you can take spot number two. 910 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:32,570 No, I'm not moving. I'm not moving. 911 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:34,876 - The F you lever was mine. - I agree. I second that. 912 00:38:34,877 --> 00:38:36,400 I second that with Kandy. 913 00:38:36,401 --> 00:38:37,663 You sure, Kandy? 914 00:38:38,446 --> 00:38:40,491 So, Kandy, you think you're the most villainous? 915 00:38:40,492 --> 00:38:42,014 - Absolutely. - Okay. 916 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:43,581 New York, are you good with your spot? 917 00:38:43,582 --> 00:38:46,671 No, but I don't feel like taking a bite out of a ham hock. 918 00:38:46,672 --> 00:38:48,629 So, I'm gonna just live in this place. 919 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:51,153 Kandy is such a heavy handed bitch. 920 00:38:51,154 --> 00:38:53,330 I'm never second. Are you kidding me? 921 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,289 But if Kandy wants it, I'm gonna let her 922 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,335 have it because maybe this may be something 923 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:01,425 that works against her and not for her. 924 00:39:01,426 --> 00:39:03,122 Let's talk about least villainous. 925 00:39:03,123 --> 00:39:04,428 I'm thinking that this last spot 926 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:07,213 is gonna be for the next supervillain. 927 00:39:07,214 --> 00:39:09,084 I think I'm gonna take my chances. 928 00:39:09,085 --> 00:39:10,869 First of all, I don't know why you're least villainous. 929 00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:11,957 How are you the least least? 930 00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,741 All I do is tell the truth. 931 00:39:13,742 --> 00:39:17,092 I look at everyone in the eye and I wouldn't dare tell a lie. 932 00:39:17,093 --> 00:39:19,138 - Does everyone agree? - No. 933 00:39:19,139 --> 00:39:23,838 If I were to rank them, I would probably put Safaree, 934 00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:27,015 Larsa, Jessie, and Teresa. 935 00:39:27,016 --> 00:39:29,104 Okay. Kandy Cane has spoken. 936 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:31,411 Wes, you're all a chatterbox. 937 00:39:31,412 --> 00:39:32,978 Wes is worried about what the hell 938 00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:35,328 - this is gonna turn into. - [laughing] 939 00:39:35,329 --> 00:39:37,983 I don't trust anything at this point, so. 940 00:39:37,984 --> 00:39:39,941 I'm thinking through all the options. 941 00:39:39,942 --> 00:39:42,596 Least villainous could be a really good 942 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:44,337 or a really bad thing. 943 00:39:44,338 --> 00:39:46,383 Most villainous could be a really good 944 00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:49,516 or really bad thing, so I am best in the middle. 945 00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:52,258 I don't feel like Safaree should be in that spot. 946 00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:55,087 I don't care where I'm at, because I know 947 00:39:55,088 --> 00:39:57,785 where I'm going to end at, so let them fight for it. 948 00:39:57,786 --> 00:39:58,960 So you don't want to switch? 949 00:39:58,961 --> 00:40:01,136 I don't give a sh--. 950 00:40:01,137 --> 00:40:02,356 Eh. 951 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:05,446 Mm. 952 00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,188 - You want to switch? - No, I think you should 953 00:40:09,189 --> 00:40:12,017 go more in the middle. You just pissed everyone off. 954 00:40:12,018 --> 00:40:13,497 You know what? 955 00:40:13,498 --> 00:40:16,891 I was the first supervillain, so put me here. 956 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,721 Wes, his body language, it just was like, 957 00:40:20,592 --> 00:40:23,507 Safaree, this is not a good idea. 958 00:40:23,508 --> 00:40:25,117 And I said, you know what? 959 00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:26,466 I'll chill in the middle. 960 00:40:26,467 --> 00:40:28,773 Jessie, are you good with your spot? 961 00:40:28,774 --> 00:40:31,210 I feel like you're less villainous than me, though. 962 00:40:31,211 --> 00:40:33,212 Less villainous, for sure. 963 00:40:33,213 --> 00:40:35,475 I think you and Jessie should switch. 964 00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,085 I don't. 965 00:40:37,086 --> 00:40:39,044 I feel like I've done a little bit more shady things 966 00:40:39,045 --> 00:40:40,698 than both of you guys. 967 00:40:40,699 --> 00:40:43,048 That position might make you supervillain automatically. 968 00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,310 It's gone through all of our heads. 969 00:40:44,311 --> 00:40:45,877 We can talk about it if we want. 970 00:40:45,878 --> 00:40:47,487 I'm a team player. I should move, 971 00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,097 because I feel like I'm more villainous than you. 972 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:50,534 You're saying you're more villainous, 973 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:52,318 so that's not where you're supposed to be. 974 00:40:52,319 --> 00:40:53,667 I feel like I'm a little bit more villainous than you. 975 00:40:53,668 --> 00:40:55,060 Move down, Jessie. 976 00:40:55,061 --> 00:40:56,670 Is everyone okay with this order? 977 00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:57,977 Nope. 978 00:41:04,549 --> 00:41:06,419 Don't bring your pterodactyl-looking ass 979 00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:09,248 over here. You better move, boy. 980 00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:11,903 I can't wait till you go on the hit list, Jessie. 981 00:41:11,904 --> 00:41:13,339 How did I become the center of attention. 982 00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,297 That's kind of like peer pressure. 983 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:19,867 And I don't take too kindly when somebody tells me what to do. 984 00:41:19,868 --> 00:41:21,303 Huh. 985 00:41:21,304 --> 00:41:23,001 Teresa, are you comfortable where you are? 986 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:27,527 I mean, I think it's between me, Wes, and Jess. 987 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,966 But if they don't want to move, I'm fine with staying here. 988 00:41:38,931 --> 00:41:40,409 Jessie, you sure? 989 00:41:40,410 --> 00:41:42,324 Jessie don't need to be over here, bro, whatever. 990 00:41:42,325 --> 00:41:44,065 Yeah, I mean, Jessie, you feel like you're fine there, right? 991 00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,458 - Yeah. - Okay. 992 00:41:45,459 --> 00:41:47,634 If you want to change, you should. 993 00:41:47,635 --> 00:41:49,941 I mean, listen, they want to stay where they're staying, 994 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:52,073 so there's nothing I can do about it. 995 00:41:52,074 --> 00:41:54,206 I feel like Jessie should have been at the end, 996 00:41:54,207 --> 00:41:56,208 but also, I feel like Jessie's not gonna give up. 997 00:41:56,209 --> 00:41:57,557 You know, what are you supposed to do? 998 00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,298 I'm not gonna fight with the guy. 999 00:41:59,299 --> 00:42:02,127 So that goes to show you that I'm the least villainous. 1000 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,130 So, I guess we're locking it in. 1001 00:42:06,262 --> 00:42:07,698 At this point in the game, 1002 00:42:07,699 --> 00:42:12,050 we can agree that Kandy is the most villainous 1003 00:42:12,051 --> 00:42:15,314 and Teresa is the least villainous. 1004 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:19,449 Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I had you do this. 1005 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:26,544 This is actually a surprise double banishment. 1006 00:42:27,022 --> 00:42:29,111 - Whoa! - You serious?