Previously on "House of Villains..."
Don't get loud at me because I'm twice as loud as you.
I'll match your energy twice, like, trust me.
- I'm not trying to. - Why are you crying?
Because it hurts me.
Why are you crying? You just--
Babe, I'm exhausted. Like, I haven't slept good.
Fine, then we don't have to cry.
I'm going to start crying, too. [fake sobbing]
I think she knows how to play certain people
and I think she's very strategic.
I want Victoria gone.
I just hope for y'all's sake
I do not become Supervillain of the Week
because I have some big ol' plans for a few of you bitches.
Wes, just so you know, you number one on there.
Rip it open. Oh!
Kandy is Supervillain, everybody!
I have got to leverage myself out of Kandy's sights,
so I have prepared a little fake advantage.
Wes was number one on my----ing list,
but what is the point of putting him up there
if he has this advantage that he can take my powers away?
The bitches I had my loyalty to, they're gone.
So tonight, it's anyone's game to be up on the hit list.
Safaree, you are on my hit list. You are number one.
When I come back in the house, your ass is grass.
The next person on my hit list, Victoria.
You forgot queen.
Who is your final hit list nomination?
It's Larsa.
You guys are going to starve to death
if I go home because I'm the only mother----er
that cooks here, so.
- Who's talking to you? - Oh.
Why are you wearing lingerie? You can't afford a dress?
- I can. - Okay. Can't tell.
Can you not afford clothing?
Because you never dress nice.
I'm so sick of fighting to be in this house.
Then Larsa is a bitch to me, as she always is.
She insulted my home, my clothing
and she's just like a tacky old lady.
Well, another day, another hit list.
Very intense.
Well, do you know what this means?
I really have to win the challenge tomorrow
and I can't believe you put me up.
It's really nothing personal.
I didn't want to be on the list.
I don't want to be out of character
yelling and fighting with Victoria.
So, I know the next two days is
going to be pure chaos in this house.
Am I a pawn to get Vicky out or is it beef?
What do you think, Safaree?
Look, he's going out there as a pawn,
and Larsa, she got upset.
Girl, it is what it is.
You're going to fight it out with Victoria.
Bottom line, cut and dry.
I'm the supervillain of the week,
so I'm going to do what's best for my game.
My third eye open!
His third eye is his penis.
Victoria.
- Hi. - Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good, but, like, she says I hit below the belt.
She hits below the belt.
What the [bleep] is her problem all the time?
You have a home to go to.
Yeah, what did she say?
I can't afford clothes, so I'm wearing this?
Like, what the [bleep] does she wear every day?
- ing trashy clothes.
That's a beautiful dress.
I'm so tired of being attacked all the time.
Like, what's her----ing problem with me?
If I'm up against Larsa,
Wes and Jessie better give me their----ing votes.
Like, if they're more loyal to her, that will piss me off.
But hopefully you would have my back
because I voted for you.
She put you up.
I'm going to speak as a whole in this house.
As a ho? As a whole?
Both.
I feel like everybody's been a little bit,
and excuse me if I'm wrong,
because I don't think I am, too hard on Victoria.
- And that's all of us. - Not me.
[sipping loudly]
- She comes at me. - That poor girl.
She tries her best.
You know that you're living in bizarro land
when New York is the voice of reason and compassion.
[bleep] you, Richard!
Luis, Luis, Luis! - ing with Teresa!
Oh, shut up!
My dick is so far into you
that the balls are up there, too.
Yes, Victoria is annoying. Yes, Victoria is loud.
Yes, Victoria has so many demands.
Yes, she's overly opinionated,
but this house definitely tends to kick a girl
while she's down.
We don't want her to feel ostracized
in this house, though.
It is very hard to be in a game like this
where a majority, if not almost everybody,
is kind of going at you.
But we can all,
you know, give her just a little bit more grace.
First of all, she's so funny,
talking about everything about me that's personal,
and all I say is, you're wearing lingerie here.
Why are you wearing lingerie? You can't afford a dress?
I don't talk to people like you.
- Go home. - At least I have a home
to go to, my love.
She's wearing a spandex pantsuit,
but says my dress is ugly.
Do you look in the mirror?
Like, bitch, get a life.
Kandy, that was good.
Like, we weren't there for too long.
That was easy, quick, done.
Yes.
I don't dislike you.
No, I didn't take it personally.
I did a gamer's move.
It's fine, like, I'm not gonna stress, it's a game.
But I literally just told everybody in here
that they're being way too incredibly hard on you.
- Thank you. - I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't want my clothes attacked,
- my whole life attacked. - Oh, shut your face!
I was talking to Kandy.
Why were you talking over me?
- Okay, thank you. - You're welcome.
- Great talk, guys. - Great.
I feel like Larsa is the one
that's stooping to immaturity
by attacking Victoria all the time.
Larsa's a mom.
She should definitely know better.
Like, know your place.
I don't talk when someone else is speaking.
You learned that in first grade.
Her voice is so annoying. I can't even be down here.
Great job not trying to pick a fight,
- because you did. - I didn't. You started it.
Larsa's the moth to the flame for drama,
and everyone can see.
I do trust my alliances
and I know they'll have my back against Larsa.
She pokes the bear every time
and then retreats and plays victim
and I hate people like her.
Larsa, it's clear you guys don't get along.
Victoria has literally fought with everyone in the house,
so now it's my turn to have to fight for my position.
I'm the kind of person that'll do anything to win.
We could be eating rats, for all I know.
Game on.
I'm so mad.
I'm on the hit list, but she's the one upset.
I'm upset!
Wait, can-- Oh, I can't have you unzip me.
- No, no. - I could.
Here, you can unzip me a little bit.
Thank you.
- Like that? - Yeah, that's good, thank you.
All right.
I ain't gonna lie, I'm a menace in this house.
How you feeling?
Okay.
Oh, my God, so I wonder what the challenge is gonna be today.
I know. I hope I win.
I need to, like, not respond when Larsa attacks me.
Like, it's so unnecessary.
Her ass needs to go home.
Victoria.
Yeah?
We want to wish you the best of luck.
- Thank you. - Everyone in this room
is hoping that you win today.
I know, I really hope so.
No, we're voting Larsa.
Don't worry, it won't matter.
I'm gonna win anyway.
That's right.
These walls are closing in, man, I'm telling you.
What's going on?
- What's up? - How's it going?
- You smell good. - Thank you.
This is a nice way to spend a Sunday morning.
What's that?
- Oh, love? - Mm.
I give a lot of love.
Me too.
What's this ring symbolize?
Oh. It kind of hurt my heart to hear that.
Really? Why?
I don't know.
Eh.
What?
I'll always be here.
I'll be waiting in the wings, so.
- [bell tolling] - Good morning, villains.
Uh-oh.
It's almost time for your next redemption challenge.
#TBT.
What do you think the challenge is going to be
because it says TBT?
I don't know.
That's cute.
I thank you for my body, [indistinct]
Thank you, Jesus.
I think I'm ready.
Yeah, yeah, you look good.
I woke up feeling ready for today,
prepared to win, of course,
and help Victoria pack her bags.
Villains!
It is time to go.
Guys, I don't want to be in a car with Larsa.
Wow, we're actually outside with civilization.
I just realized.
Oh, my God.
It's a comedy place.
House of Villains, Cap It Off. Uh-oh.
We arrived. Hey.
I feel like I'm really funny.
Hollywood!
Yo, I remember this Cap It Off challenge
from season one.
Probably the only time in history
Corinne has given a dude blue balls.
When he says, blow me, but she a classy hoe.
Michelle Obama gets her groove back.
Now, that's funny.
You know I'm one of the funniest,
sexiest chocolate men alive,
so I'm gonna kill this challenge.
Oh, guys, I'm nervous.
Oh, come on, comedy club.
This place is so cute.
I'm ready to laugh. I love laughing.
- Cheers, you guys. - Cheers.
- Good luck. - Ladies and gentlemen,
your headliner, Joel McHale.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Look at this.
It's so great to be fake-performing for you
at this comedy club in the middle of the day.
- [comedic drum beat] - Oh, [bleep] you windows.
This challenge, if you haven't already figured it out,
is all about comedy.
And I'm not just talking about the chuckles
that you get from lying and cheating
and assaulting each other.
No, you reality TV villains also make us laugh
with your witty one-liners,
like Teresa's legendary retort, prostitution whore.
Today, we will put those villainous quips to the test.
You three will be competing today
in our favorite challenge from season one, Cap It Off.
Here's the rules.
Each round, I will show you a photo
of a moment from this very show.
You will take a look at these precious snapshots
and then write the funniest captions you can.
You get one point for every vote you receive.
The villain who scores the most points wins the challenge.
- Are we ready? - Yes!
Here we go. Here's your first photo.
I thought the bathrooms were private.
[canned laughter]
Let's write those captions, everybody.
I thought there weren't cameras in there.
- What the hell? - Y'all thought wrong.
Here is your first caption.
[quirky bass line]
[coughing]
Okay.
Please place the number of your favorite joke
on the table in front of you.
Here's what I'll say.
They were all bad.
All right. Two and one tie.
So that's two points Larsa, two points Safaree,
and one point Victoria.
Next round.
- Hello. - Whoa.
Oh, Lord.
How do you write them with those nails, Larsa?
I can type better, actually, with nails than without.
- Are you locked in? - Yep.
Here are the captions.
Is that some sort of slang
- I haven't learned yet? - Mm-mm.
That sh-- wasn't funny.
Horrible. Joke's not funny.
All right, here we go. Place your numbers.
Caption number three is Larsa.
Victoria, so you said the mermaid thing.
I don't feel so funny today, but...
Okay. Here's your next photo.
[chuckles]
Some of these jokes are really, really lame.
It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This game is not working.
Next photo.
[bleep] you, whoever said that joke.
All right. Next photo.
Wow, girl. I'm listening.
This is not a good time anymore.
I want to call the authorities.
[owl hooting]
Okay.
Who do you blame here?
These contestants because they're not funny? No.
Do you blame production
because this is an ill-conceived game? No.
I blame casting for not bringing funny enough people
onto a comedy show.
Caption number three.
"Are you drunk again? I'm calling from the daycare.
- Come get yo kids." - Oh, gosh.
All right, grab your number.
Number two all the way.
- Victoria. - Yay.
Should I do comedy?
All five points to Victoria.
That makes the score going into the final round
anyone's game.
Here is your last photo.
Oh.
Write the captions, guys.
Here we go.
First caption.
That one's true, right?
- That is. - Caption number two.
- Pretty good. - That's a good one.
And number three, quote...
[chuckling]
Everybody get your votes ready.
In three, two, one.
- Place your numbers. - There you go.
It's unanimous, everybody.
Whoever wrote number two is off the hit list.
Here we go.
It's unanimous, everybody.
Whoever wrote number two is off the hit list.
Here we go.
Safaree, congratulations.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! - You are off the hit list.
- You have been removed. - Yes! I don't gotta pack!
The house has spoken. I'm funny.
I'm hot. And right now, I'm unstoppable.
Sorry, Victoria and Larsa.
You bombed and will be up for banishment tomorrow.
I'm upset that I didn't win,
but I'm staying in this house
because all I need is three votes
and Larsa's ass is grass
and going back to wherever she came from
because I know it ain't Bel Air.
Good job.
I'm in a situation
where I've got to go against Victoria
who is the cry baby of the house.
I've got to go talk to everyone in the house
to kind of win everyone back over and grab Teresa.
Once you're a housewife,
you are a housewife until the very end.
Let's go back to the house, everybody.
- Okay! - Let's go.
Bye, winners and losers.
Everyone, watch your toesies.
I was stressing. Oh, my goodness.
Kandy, I want to kick your ass.
Why?
It's, like, hard for me, you know?
Oh, it's your two girls.
Are my glasses really dirty?
- They're so dirty. - Probably.
It's like your housewife's girly versus your roommate.
It's just going to be hard.
I just have to talk to both of them.
Everyone's asking me who I'm going to vote for.
It's like, I feel like so torn apart.
This is going to be a really hard decision for me.
Yeah, this sucks, Teresa.
You're going to have to vote out one of your friends.
And you can be the deciding vote.
That's why I'm voting
in whichever direction she votes.
And so, when either of them come up to me
over the course of the next however long it takes,
I'm going to tell them to talk to T.
- No, no, no. - I like that.
Yeah.
No, you guys have to do what you want to do.
I'm powerless, voiceless.
That's sexy for a man to say.
[Wes laughing]
Home sweet home.
[New York laughing]
Guys, I'm going to cook for us.
Where's Vicky?
Cooking popcorn.
Yay!
Thank you. I'm so happy. Thank you.
I'm sorry you didn't win.
- Aw. - I tried to help.
Coming in at 6'8", with the pecs of steel
bigger and harder than a concrete wall.
If you feel it in your hand it'll break from the hardness,
it is Mr. PEC-Tacular!
You guys, I'm fine, right?
I already told you, I'm voting with Teresa.
Will you stop before I start throwing M&M's at you?
Who are you voting for? Me or homegirl?
Talk to Teresa.
- [fly buzzing] - Oh, there's a fly in here.
Jessie, do you feel like I'm good?
I'd want to vote for you to stay.
You'd want to or you are going to?
- I'd want to. - So, are you going to?
I'd want to.
What does that mean?
Are you guys all turning on me?
Are you a big car enthusiast?
Actually, you would think I am, but no, I'm not.
You're not? Oh, wow.
You don't look like you drive.
I can't see you ever driving a car.
How the [bleep] would you know that?
And my fiancé was like,
"No, you don't need to be on the road, sweetheart."
Not to say I couldn't.
Yeah, you-- If I ever saw a car
and saw you in the driver's seat,
I would burst out laughing.
Would you get nervous?
I would make sure I'm off the exit before you.
I hate you for saying that, though.
Larsa came in and got supervillain.
She had a very easy path.
Like, I've been fighting to stay.
I mean, you have been definitely doing that.
You are a strong competitor. You're not, like--
- I mean, today wasn't-- - I'm giving it my all.
Yeah, today wasn't my strong suit,
but we can't all be hot and funny.
Victoria's an underdog
that people can sink their teeth into.
That's tough, because on the one hand,
it behooves me to stay on her good side
and not cross her.
But on the other hand,
the longer she stays in this house,
the more of a threat she is to my game.
I really hope the house sees that I'll do whatever
to support your guys' game going forward.
You need to have conversations with the boys,
- and then, you know-- - Teresa.
- Teresa, Safaree, New York. - Do you not think
- Safaree will vote for you? - Teresa gave me her word.
- Who would New York vote for? - New York will vote.
She said she'll vote with me,
but she wants to talk with the house.
But I think I have you, Wes, New York, and Teresa.
All the person needs to not be banished is three votes.
I want to make it through this banishment,
and I'll be, like, forever grateful
and, like, help your guys' game
however I can contribute.
[Victoria sighing]
I have to do it straight today.
Oh, you do? Okay.
It's so cold.
It is a straight-up windstorm right now.
This could fit you.
- [laughing] - Add some flair to your drip.
[Safaree yawning]
Slept great knowing
that I won't be on the hit list tonight.
Vicky and Larsa are both up.
Oh, it's gonna be a great day.
I ain't gonna lie. This would look good on you, too.
A red leather outfit.
Oh, my gosh. Now the umbrella is down.
Oh, my gosh.
It's crazy windy.
See how it feels.
- Oh, I could do this. - Okay. I'll come.
New York said she would vote for me
because I did not use the little cock on her
and, like, that really went a long way with her.
Thank God.
New York and I just have such, like,
a blossoming friendship and hopefully it will continue.
Is your number strong?
- That's what I wanna know. - I think so.
I have you, Wes, Jessie, Teresa.
Safaree's gonna vote to keep Larsa here. He love her.
- I know. - He up her ass.
Where you at with Wes? You real good with Wes?
- Yeah, he's gonna keep me. - I'll talk to him.
But, see, he with Teresa.
- Yeah. - So, if Teresa 100% vote you,
Larsa might be going - ing home.
I think she's going home.
Victoria and I have come a very long way.
We both have a certain bond, so I'm gonna make good
on my word and vote to keep her.
I'm gonna make me a cup of coffee and then come up.
I didn't even shut the damn----ing door.
- It's so windy. - It just shut itself.
- Oh. - Girl, you do your own hair,
- good. - I mean--
You get to have a nice closet.
If I don't go home, I'm moving in here.
Anyone that watches Bravo knows a little bit of betrayal
is not really the end of a friendship.
Yes, I used Teresa as a pawn,
but she's still in the house, so it was just a play.
I just need to remind Teresa that in this game,
it's housewives till the end.
- Let me see your bathroom. - Yeah, my bathroom's nice.
Oh, yeah, I definitely want to come in here.
And then I would get this bed.
It would be so much fun.
And then we have the boys across from us.
So how loyal are you to me?
I mean, I'm as loyal as I get.
- Promise? - Yes.
Yes. Yes.
I really hope Teresa, like, votes for me to stay.
Well, didn't she give you her word?
- Yeah. - If she gave you her word,
you're golden.
She's not gonna lie to your face.
Yeah, I think Mother Teresa's gonna go out the window.
I don't have any bad feelings towards anyone,
so I feel bad. I don't want anyone to leave.
but I gotta be true to myself.
So, Mother Teresa has left the building.
Teresa Giudice is here to stay.
[angelic music]
♪ I will always
♪ Remember
♪ What you gave us
♪ Forever
♪ When the others would stumble and fall ♪
♪ You were always with us standing tall ♪
♪ I will always
♪ Remember, yeah
Oh, my God.
You sound a little hoarse.
My heart's pounding right now, Teresa.
- I brought you a glass of milk. - I don't drink milk.
- Oh. - I do now?
- Yeah. [laughs] - Okay.
♪ When the others would stumble and fall ♪
♪ You were always with us standing tall ♪
♪ I will always
♪ Remember
That's good. [laughs]
Okay, cool.
Is that soy milk?
♪ Yeah
Remember the one that flipped the table?
Well, now I'm gonna flip the script.
You capisce?
That villain inside of me is gonna come out.
We're good?
I'm obviously, like, heavily leaning towards saving you.
I don't really see a reason why I wouldn't.
Yeah, right now, like, I feel safe.
Okay.
I've been working my tail off
to protect Victoria this entire time,
but she rubs everybody the wrong way.
She is a walking liability.
No, let me----ing talk.
'Cause now you've pissed me off. Shut up.
No, shut the [bleep] up, Safaree. Let me speak.
You're disgusting.
I know I am! That's why I'm here!
On the other hand, Larsa has become a valuable asset
ever since I became the third housewife.
And that's a relationship that I'd like
to continue to grow.
And also, let's keep our conversation to us, right?
- That's what we do? - I do.
You know what? I was thinking to this banishment.
You want to bring the fire?
----, no?
What do I wear? Do I need to wear pants?
Because I might be, like, getting--
I have to get in that chair.
I think you should look your best just in case
- it's your last night. - [gasps]
- [laughs] - How dare you say that to me?
Wow, so how you feeling today?
Who do you want to go home?
I see it both ways.
Both women have provided me value.
I know.
And so I just like to have business meetings
with my partners.
No, I appreciate it very, very much.
So, do you and I still have something going on?
- I hope so. - Yes. Yes.
The fact that we built an entire game plan
with one look that took three seconds and no words?
No words at all.
It's hilarious.
Are your alliances as strong as you think they are, Wes?
- It's a tough one. - Jessie's home.
So...
Just the two I wanted to talk to.
Hey, Jessie! Oh, my goodness.
Have a seat.
- What's on your mind? - What are you talking about?
What do you think?
How are you gonna vote?
How are you guys gonna vote?
I've personally been going back and forth.
Yeah? I mean, am I wrong to assume
you're keeping Victoria?
I think you are wrong to assume that.
I don't trust Wes.
By Victoria staying inside this house, Wes is stronger.
So it would behoove me to trim one of the petals
off him being this bright and shiny flower.
When you look at how much power we have, everyone is irrelevant
- to this room. - Oh, my gosh, you guys.
We're all going for the gun. Who's gonna get it first?
Good evening, villains.
It's time to get ready for your next banishment ceremony.
Larsa and Victoria,
I guess you weren't that funny, honeys.
But tonight, we shall see which one of you
gets the last laugh.
- That was shady. - Oh!
Girl, little voice has been shady today, huh?
Shady as hell.
Oh.
Popping tags.
I'm just tired of looking at Wes with his lack of fashion.
Listen, my number-one priority in this house
is you dressing like me tonight.
There's nothing more important than that, so.
I'm getting bucko. I got you.
It's time. I want to see Wes fly.
Ha-ha!
I hear the leather pants going on.
That's what you got to get.
Welcome to stunt gang, my G.
You're gonna be shining like a light bulb
in that stronghold.
Boom. Let's go.
Put these on yourself.
Oh, my-- Yo, bro.
You have never looked this good in your life.
I am feeling mighty fine in my new look, my new swagger.
These pants will probably fit you.
- Oh, you're wearing his sh--. - Oh, this is great.
Wow.
These are jeans you're actually supposed to wear.
- Yeah, here in a second. - Oh, my God.
[laughing]
You already look like me.
They fit perfectly.
Dude, it looks like you're ready to get
in your Subaru Outback and go up into the mountains.
- Yes. - Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, you're definitely getting in your Ford F-150.
Oh, my God. Look at these-- Wow.
Wes, that fits you. You look good.
- I told him. - It does.
It looks really good on him, yeah.
I'm trying to channel my inner Wes.
New York, did you see Wes?
Why are you going fishing, and why are you going pimping?
What's going on? Like, this is your new life?
The Black Forrest Gump?
Yes, that's what he looks like!
- Seriously. - The Black--
That's exactly what he looks like.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
Cheers.
To making memories.
Going into this banishment, I am super stressed out
because I can't lose to a Bachelor reject.
That's not happening.
- Cin-cin. - Cheers.
I feel very confident because I definitely think
I have the votes, and I'm really so grateful
for this setup because now I can knock Larsa out of the house
and say goodbye to Larsa.
- Okay, villains. - Oh!
It's time to head through the bookcase.
- Let's go. - Oh, my God! Wait, again?
I have my heels on, y'all.
It's too much. I can't take it.
I'm super nervous because those----ers better be voting
for Victoria to go home.
Oh, look. Y'all gonna let that man go up front.
- You know he walking so slow. - Is it in the coat?
Welcome. Welcome.
Welcome. Oh, yeah.
Nice. Hi. Hi.
Hi, everybody. Hi.
You look great. All right.
Villains, welcome to an old Power Rangers set.
I mean, your fourth banishment ceremony.
Kandy, how do you feel?
Coming into banishment is always bittersweet
because someone has to go home.
But someone has to go home in order for me
to win this competition, so let's do this.
Darius Rucker and Conor McGregor's lesser cousin.
- [laughs] - What was the inspiration?
This is all Wes' clothes.
The hat, the shirt, the jeans.
I look like a Black Forrest Gump, don't I?
No.
Oh, all right. Well, when you do it like that,
that's a pretty good impression.
All right, here we go.
Victoria and Larsa, you are up for banishment.
Tonight, one of you will lose out
on the chance to win $200,000.
So please, go stand in front of your chairs.
It's time for you to make your final pleas.
Victoria, why should they banish Larsa instead of you?
I've had a very toomuchulous journey to this point.
I want to stay in this house.
I want to keep playing.
I don't want to speak for Larsa,
as we're not on the best speaking terms,
but I believe we both want to win.
I know, but you're a sore loser. I'm not.
- There's a difference. - Okay.
Send me a postcard.
I sure won't.
This is why "Traitors" is so popular.
Jeez Louise.
Larsa, why should they vote Victoria off instead of you?
I feel like you guys have gotten to know the real me
and my integrity and what I bring
to each and every one of you.
I feel like I've been a team player.
I've never promised anything that I couldn't deliver,
- and I'm a bad bitch. - There we go.
All right, it's time to vote.
Jessie, you're up first.
So, while you guys are voting, I am going to ask
Larsa and Victoria to please take a seat.
This chair flips right back to the Bachelor mansion, Victoria.
- Okay. - [beeps]
If Larsa gets it, I got some trust and control there.
Here, no.
It's a wrecking ball spiraling out of control,
and I don't trust it.
I know you like younger men,
so I'd like to introduce you to one of my sons.
Okay.
This vote is so easy for me.
Goodbye, sweetheart.
How do you feel?
I would love an Aperol Spritz.
Okay.
[beeping]
I don't fully trust Larsa because, I mean,
she did put me on the hit list,
but Victoria told New York what I said about her,
causing problems for me in this house, which I don't need.
I'm torn right now, but I'm learning
how to be strategic.
Ah! So housewives, beware. No. [laughs]
Okay. The votes are in.
The fourth villain to be banished
from the house...
in a vote of 4-1...
Victoria.
Y'all are some good liars.
My loyalty lies to who I knew first, which is Larsa.
I don't cross the Bravo family.
May I say something?
I can't stop you, New York.
I'm a woman of my word.
Thank you.
And you competed brilliantly.
Thank you for not lying to my face.
I didn't lie to your face.
I knew Larsa before you.
Good. I'm glad to see where your loyalty lies,
Teresa, even when I had your back.
I'm glad that I meant nothing. Thank you.
Sorry. I'm a loyal person.
- I knew her before. - I also knew her before,
and I still voted for you.
- Well, because you guys-- - Keep being stupid.
- [laughs] - Like, I'm so done with Teresa.
Larsa put you on the hit list. Okay, you idiot.
You don't even know what loyalty means.
You probably can't even spell it, you're so dumb.
I am a sore loser. [bleep] all of you.
Oh, my God. I look hideous.
Larsa never did anything malicious to me.
I never did anything malicious to you, Teresa.
I know that.
- Wow, you guys vote me out-- - [clapping]
Enough!
Victoria, you walked into this competition as a queen.
Unfortunately for you tonight,
the only queen you are serving is Queen Elizabeth.
That is dead.
I only have one thing to say to you.
Sashay away.
- [buzzer] - Adios. Bye.
Bye, bitch. Bye.
You did what you needed to do.
Get me out of the straitjacket.
I was honest. I was vulnerable.
I got sh-- on nonstop
and, like, continued to persevere through.
At least, I'm leaving with my head held high
and not a lying piece of sh--.
I'm gonna----ing have acai and green juice,
and you losers are stuck here
with all this disgusting French toast
that Larsa and Teresa make.
Bitch, who eats French toast? That's disgusting.
Okay, villains, before I send you back
to the house, I want to do one little exercise
- that I'd like to try. - Uh-huh.
Oh, hell no.
Okay, so Kandy, you can get out of the supervillain chair.
Jessie, will you unstrap Larsa?
Um, what the [bleep] is happening right now?
I have absolutely no idea what the hell
Joel could be up to right now,
but whatever it is, it's not good.
It's way too tense in here.
Okay, villains, before I send you back
to the house, I want to do one little exercise.
- Uh-huh. - Oh, hell no.
You've all been living together for a few weeks now,
so please rank yourselves in order
from most villainous to least villainous.
Okay.
[scream]
Get to it, in order, you guys figure it out.
- Okay, let's go that side. - Okay.
I think I'm close to the top.
So, what do you guys think?
I've been playing the game since the very start.
You guys can talk it all out, however you want.
I feel like I'm not as villainous,
because I always keep it real and I tell you to your face.
I don't play games. I'm not trying to backstab you.
I'll stab you to your eyeballs.
Sure, Larsa.
[laughs]
No, like this.
You are not the least.
You're more villainous than me.
You were fighting with Victoria.
But that doesn't make me villainous.
- Yes. - I've been playing it
since the very start.
Pull the F you lever.
I told her in her face.
Villainous means you do it behind someone's back.
I mean, we're here to be villains.
You're banjie, you've been loud
and proud about everything.
I feel like you should be up there, Kandy,
because I feel like you said you wouldn't choose me and you did.
So I feel like you're up there. You're shady as hell.
I'm very shady.
I'm honest with what I say.
So, are you okay with second villainous, Kandy?
Yeah. Sh--, I would take number one if I could.
So why don't you?
She's not gonna take my spot.
- Why don'y you shut up, Jessie? - I think you should.
- Before I scare you. - I think you should.
I think I am number one villain
- in the house. - But you're not.
But you won't take this spot.
- Kandy, I think you are. - Oh, please, Jessie.
Just because you got Willy Wonka's jacket on, bitch.
- [laughs] - Don't play with me.
I set the tone right away in the first challenge.
Everybody was so chummy and happy to see one another.
And I pulled that immunity lever
and I didn't think twice about it.
I am definitely the most villainous in this house.
New York, you can take spot number two.
No, I'm not moving. I'm not moving.
- The F you lever was mine. - I agree. I second that.
I second that with Kandy.
You sure, Kandy?
So, Kandy, you think you're the most villainous?
- Absolutely. - Okay.
New York, are you good with your spot?
No, but I don't feel like taking a bite out of a ham hock.
So, I'm gonna just live in this place.
Kandy is such a heavy handed bitch.
I'm never second. Are you kidding me?
But if Kandy wants it, I'm gonna let her
have it because maybe this may be something
that works against her and not for her.
Let's talk about least villainous.
I'm thinking that this last spot
is gonna be for the next supervillain.
I think I'm gonna take my chances.
First of all, I don't know why you're least villainous.
How are you the least least?
All I do is tell the truth.
I look at everyone in the eye and I wouldn't dare tell a lie.
- Does everyone agree? - No.
If I were to rank them, I would probably put Safaree,
Larsa, Jessie, and Teresa.
Okay. Kandy Cane has spoken.
Wes, you're all a chatterbox.
Wes is worried about what the hell
- this is gonna turn into. - [laughing]
I don't trust anything at this point, so.
I'm thinking through all the options.
Least villainous could be a really good
or a really bad thing.
Most villainous could be a really good
or really bad thing, so I am best in the middle.
I don't feel like Safaree should be in that spot.
I don't care where I'm at, because I know
where I'm going to end at, so let them fight for it.
So you don't want to switch?
I don't give a sh--.
Eh.
Mm.
- You want to switch? - No, I think you should
go more in the middle. You just pissed everyone off.
You know what?
I was the first supervillain, so put me here.
Wes, his body language, it just was like,
Safaree, this is not a good idea.
And I said, you know what?
I'll chill in the middle.
Jessie, are you good with your spot?
I feel like you're less villainous than me, though.
Less villainous, for sure.
I think you and Jessie should switch.
I don't.
I feel like I've done a little bit more shady things
than both of you guys.
That position might make you supervillain automatically.
It's gone through all of our heads.
We can talk about it if we want.
I'm a team player. I should move,
because I feel like I'm more villainous than you.
You're saying you're more villainous,
so that's not where you're supposed to be.
I feel like I'm a little bit more villainous than you.
Move down, Jessie.
Is everyone okay with this order?
Nope.
Don't bring your pterodactyl-looking ass
over here. You better move, boy.
I can't wait till you go on the hit list, Jessie.
How did I become the center of attention.
That's kind of like peer pressure.
And I don't take too kindly when somebody tells me what to do.
Huh.
Teresa, are you comfortable where you are?
I mean, I think it's between me, Wes, and Jess.
But if they don't want to move, I'm fine with staying here.
Jessie, you sure?
Jessie don't need to be over here, bro, whatever.
Yeah, I mean, Jessie, you feel like you're fine there, right?
- Yeah. - Okay.
If you want to change, you should.
I mean, listen, they want to stay where they're staying,
so there's nothing I can do about it.
I feel like Jessie should have been at the end,
but also, I feel like Jessie's not gonna give up.
You know, what are you supposed to do?
I'm not gonna fight with the guy.
So that goes to show you that I'm the least villainous.
So, I guess we're locking it in.
At this point in the game,
we can agree that Kandy is the most villainous
and Teresa is the least villainous.
Now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I had you do this.
This is actually a surprise double banishment.
- Whoa! - You serious?