[peacock wailing]
Joel: Previously on House of Villains.
-I feel like you are a strong competitor.
You're someone that I feel like I wanna align myself with.
-Three of us the next game
have to win Supervillain.
[laughter]
-"Congrats, you opened an envelope.
And now you're on the Hit List."
-"Congratulations, you're on the Hit List."
-I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
-Better that she opened it, so now she's--it's off of you.
-Yeah. Joel: Kate,
you are the Supervillain.
You're off the Hit List. Christine: Wow.
-Anyone who puts me on a Hit List,
I will retaliate.
Tyson, take your place.
Tom, you are the next one.
My third nominee...
-She may put me on the Hit List.
-Maybe me.
-I don't feel safe.
-We're on pins and needles.
[suspenseful music playing]
-Kate, who is your final Hit List nomination and why?
Kate: These are the only two I care to nominate,
but I have to nominate somebody.
That's gonna be Christine. I'm so sorry.
-[groans]
Tiffany: Oh, my goodness.
-Christine, is there anything you'd like to say?
-It sucks.
Uh, fuck.
Um, yeah,
um, I really don't know what to say.
Uh, yeah.
I had a feeling this might be an option.
Joel: Well garbled, Christine.
You make a very incoherent point.
Well, there you have it.
Tyson, Tom, and Christine are on the Hit List.
When we return to this room,
one of those three will be banished
and lose out on their chance
to win $200,000.
Good night, everybody.
-All right. Good night, Joel.
Kate: My goal is to split up Tom and Tyson.
I know I should have put New York up,
but against my better judgment, I like her.
[jazz music playing]
[laughter]
-She's shockingly charming.
Also, if Christine goes home, do I care?
Not really.
New York? Tiffany: Hi.
-I'm coming just to check in because I miss you.
Tiffany: I appreciate that so much.
Kate: Well. -Sweet dreams, beautiful.
Kate: Okay, good night. Tiffany: Good night.
On one hand, I'm glad
that Kate did not put me on the Hit List.
But on the other hand,
she put both my alliances on the Hit List.
So of course, I'm not happy with her.
-I'm gonna take my mic off now
and kindly ask for my telephone.
Tom: I made a lovely
frozen coffee drink.
-Oh, my gosh. Thank you. -You're welcome.
-That's nice of you.
You made this for me? -Yeah.
-Oh, my God. Am I going home?
Tom: No.
-I just got nominated for the Hit List.
And honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
But just like Jesus,
I will resurrect and rise
on the challenge day that is tomorrow.
[sighs]
It was like the third day he was resurrected.
A redemption challenge against you two,
I'm not so thrilled about.
Where did you get a Lean Cuisine from?
Tom: The freezer. -I didn't know it was like
an option to make food.
I thought you just like waited
for people to feed you.
-My pleasure.
I mean, Tom or Tyson has to go home.
-A thousand percent.
Right now, I'm a free agent.
Two of my closest allies are gone,
so I can align with anybody I want.
When I genuinely say to you, Tom,
that I have nobody in this house but myself right now,
if you don't believe that, then you're fucking really...
-No, I believe it. Paul: ...not seeing shit.
Tom and Tyson, they're on the Hit List,
and New York is basically in a throuple with them.
I can work with them if I want.
Kate, Drita, and Christine,
they want the bromance out.
Maybe I side with them.
I could finally be the singular villain
and do what's best for me.
Christine, you're good, bro.
Tiffany: How many votes does she need?
-It's four people voting. Christine: Four.
Paul: You just need New York, me, and Drita.
Tiffany: Excuse me?
Don't tell me what I'm gonna do with my vote.
Honey, you were wrong to do that.
Yeah. I don't know what I'mma do.
Paul has been the little bitch
of the house all season long.
Ain't nobody gonna tell me how to vote.
Getting down on his knees like a basset hound
and working every room.
I'm about to call Sarah McLachlan
to come and pick his ass up.
Paul, you're a stupid cumbersome bastard.
-Why? -You're taking up space.
-So, I gotta go? -How dare you offer my vote?
"If Tiffany votes, right?" I don't know what I'm doing yet.
-You're right. I shouldn't have spoken.
-Why would you do that?
-I'm stupid. I'm sorry.
Cumbersome is the right word.
I apologize. I fucked up.
-We have done a hell of a job.
We just fumbled the fucking letter.
-Oh, fuck.
Tomorrow, Tom and I have to compete
in the redemption challenge
against each other, and...
Christine, I forgot.
Christine is still in the house.
Whether I come back in or you come back in,
New York will vote with us to keep the other one.
Tiffany: Mommy got snacks.
Snack-a-poodles.
-We pull this shit off, bro.
-That will be fucking epic.
So Tyson and I came up with a plan.
Step one, one of us has to win the redemption challenge.
Step two, we need to bring Paul in.
I'm feeling really good about it.
♪ Two guys ♪
[upbeat music playing]
-Somebody keep saying that. Yeah.
Christine: Oh, my God.
[upbeat music playing]
-Yeah.
I live in the House of Villains mansion.
I believe in taking care of myself
with a vigorous skincare
and rigorous exercise routine.
Sorry.
In the morning, if my face is not feeling perfect,
I put on a moisturizing hyaluronic skin mask
with pineapple and blueberry extract
to exfoliate the dead skin--
no, that doesn't exfoliate.
To wash away the sins of last night,
and I always, always shave my forehead
to resurface my face.
There is an idea of Tom Sandoval,
but there is no real me,
only an entity, something...
Something illusory.
Does that sound like him?
producer: Yeah. -Okay.
[birds chirping]
Tyson: Bergen, what do you have to do today?
-I have a cooking class today.
Tyson: What's the theme for the cooking class?
-Summer.
Tom: Hey, Bergen, how you doing?
-Bergen, you and Tom are the same age.
-Yeah. Bergen: I don't believe that.
Tyson: You don't believe that? Oh.
Tiffany: Hi. [laughs] Rachel: Hello.
Tiffany: Aww. -This is my wife, Rachel.
And this is my oldest daughter, Bergen.
-Hi, cutie.
[laughing]
Girl, I'mma leave that alone.
-You wake up like this?
-No, now you know I didn't.
[laughter]
-Your daughter is so cute.
-Oh, it's the two boys out there?
Oh, they're having office hours.
Rachel: Okay. -Okay, bye.
Rachel: Talk to you later. Tom: Bye.
Kate: What the hell?
Why would New York have anything to say to them?
-I think since we've been in this house,
she kind of was close with them.
New York's pretty smart.
She's got to know that Tyson's
the sleeping giant.
-Is there any way that Tom's the smart one?
-[yawning]
-Absolutely not.
-[laughing]
-We came up with a plan last night.
-And?
Tyson: As long as one of us wins,
that means one of us comes back.
If you vote to keep me safe and Tom wins
and he votes to keep me safe-- -But he can't win--I mean, vote.
-Yeah, I can. -If he wins the redemption.
-Get the fuck out of here.
You get to vote?
-Whoever wins the redemption can vote.
-Yeah. -I forgot about that.
-If you're willing and ready to ride with us,
I think that we can convince Paul to also vote with us,
which will give us the majority.
-Very smart, gentlemen.
I love the way you boys are moving and maneuvering.
Do I hate Christine? No. -No.
-Do I like Christine? Yes.
But she is the type of floater
that can win this whole show.
On "Selling Sunset,"
that woman is a hard-ass brick of ice.
-You understand the difference, right?
Or do you still have dementia?
-Christine. -But in here,
Christine is prancing through the house
like Alice in Wonderland,
working to try to make everyone like her.
-I'm getting confuse-r than I normally am.
Tiffany: I've seen that type of energy when?
Out and down to the rabbit hole, Alice.
Is that how it worked in Alice in Wonderland?
I wanna go up against somebody
who's been showing their shit the whole time.
You, you're an asshole. You're an asshole.
-I'm not an asshole. -When you need to be.
Tom: Yeah. -And that's what's gonna be
my closer on it.
And you talk to Paul
when you need to talk to him.
Tyson: That's it. -All right, fellas,
enjoy your morning. Tyson: Thanks, Tiff.
You too.
-I will slay this redemption challenge.
I do know what's going on.
I look amazing today.
Oh, my God, thank you.
[Kandy clears throat]
Excuse me.
Excuse me, villains.
Pipe down and bring your asses downstairs.
-Wait, who is that?
Kandy: I sound a bit different, don't I?
[laughing]
I'll see you real soon.
-Ah, you know what?
I think I know this voice.
Oh, this is gonna be fun today.
[upbeat music playing]
-How could he check him without grabbing his testicles?
-No, no, no, no.
-New York, how are your E-levels?
-I'm feeling pretty horny as usual.
-[chuckles] Paul: Christine,
if there is something where you can sabotage,
sabotage Tyson. -Yeah.
Drita: Tyson has to get eliminated,
and he just always seems to maneuver getting safe.
-I know. I know. I know. -We don't want that.
So your goal is to knock him out.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
-Since the day I stepped foot in this house,
I knew that Tyson needed to go.
I'm still pissed about the tea party.
He poisoned me.
So I'm going to poison his ass.
[glass breaking]
Drita: Get the fuck out of here.
I know you bullshit, artist.
[suspenseful music playing]
-What? -We're about to get messy.
-What the hell is this?
These pipes are even older than mine.
[Kandy laughing]
[upbeat music playing]
-[screams] -Hello, hello.
-Whoo! [Tiffany laughs]
-Are we excited to see me? Christine: Yes!
-Yes, sissy. Tom: Of course.
-How good do I look? -Amazing.
Kandy Muse.
Just looking fabulous being the diva that she is.
Kandy: You're a sorry excuse for a [bleep] man,
sitting there with your pink fur coat on,
looking like a [bleep] prolapsed asshole
waiting to get pushed back inside.
You started it, and then, you act like a little victim.
-What you're doing is being an asshole on day one.
-Because I am an asshole.
-But I don't know why she decided
to eat her eyebrows.
-[clears throat] -It has changed
the whole shape of her face.
-Clap, clap, clap.
[applause]
-Joel basically begged me to be here
to host your redemption challenge.
So this challenge involves a little teamwork.
Now, we could team you up with someone from the house,
but that would be fucking boring.
So I thought it would be a little fun
to bring in some old friends.
-[gasps] Oh, my God.
If Kandy's guest is Tom's ex, Ariana, I would die.
-Let's bring them out, shall we?
[suspenseful music playing]
-I thought it would be a little fun
to bring in some old friends.
-[gasps]
-So, let's bring them out,
shall we?
Playing with Tom Sandoval is long-time castmate,
business partner, and other white guy,
Tom Schwartz.
Tom: Schwartz! Paul: What?
Tom: Dude. Tiffany: There you go.
-Yes.
Dude, come here, man.
-Oh. -Good to see you, dude.
-What's up, old buddy? -Schwartz and I
have been, like, best friends forever.
I mean, we've worked together and been together
through so many things.
Leave him the [bleep] alone!
He's a [bleep] battered wife.
Look at him!
Oh, you got--you're wearing the shoes I got you.
-I know. [Tom laughs]
Tom: Good to see you, dude. -[laughs]
-What's up, gay?
-What's up?
Um, yeah.
I don't care. It's whatever.
-Playing with Tyson is former tribe mate
and the other old guy,
Gervase Peterson.
Tiffany: Oh! Whoo! -Yo, dude.
-I'm here! -Bro.
Gerv is a certified "Survivor" legend.
The Coconut Bandits are back.
We steamrolled our way
all the way to the end of the game
and, uh, I won a million dollars,
so that was cool for me.
-Wow, Gervase, an icon.
How does it feel to be here?
-It feels great. I helped Tyson win a million.
What's 200,000 more?
Kandy: Oh. -Ooh. [laughs]
-And lastly, playing with Christine,
former coworker and castmate and cold, catty mean girl,
Davina Potratz.
-Yay!
Oh, my God! Yes! -[laughs]
Kandy: Oh.
Christine: I'm so excited to see you.
I'm so excited to see Davina.
Davina and I, we're both realtors.
I'm thinking like a zebra here.
-A zebra? Christine: Yeah.
So you walk in-- -You're--wait.
You're gonna have a real live zebra?
-Yeah, like from Britney Spears' music video.
The most beautiful animal in the whole entire world,
just, like, just hanging out.
She's like the German version of me.
Right over here. You know, she's a villain
that doesn't have humor.
-Are we ready for today's challenge?
-I'm gonna go with yes. [laughter]
-It's called Pipe Down.
Here's how the challenge works.
Together, you will race to guide a metal ring
with two wrench handles through a twisty pipe maze.
You'll have to be super focused
because if your ring touches the pipe at any time...
[air horn blows]
Kandy: ...an alarm will go off,
and our competing villain
will get blasted by water,
and you'll have to start over.
First team to finish wins.
And the competing villain will get off the Hit List.
-Hundred percent. Yeah, we got this.
Tyson: I'm target number one in the house.
Most everyone wants me out of this game.
So, it's do or die for me.
-Slower, I think, is better. -Uh-hmm. For sure.
Kandy: Villains, are you ready?
-Whoo!
Kandy: Three, two, one, go.
[air horn blows]
-Just take your time. Take your time.
[air horn blows]
-I am hoping that Christine and Davina win this challenge.
I would love to see Tom and Tyson on the Hit List
campaigning against each other.
Will this be their first lover's quarrel?
[air horn blows] -This is insane.
-There's a current-- it's like a magnet.
Davina: There's something powerful happening here.
-There has to be a pattern
for the way that the ions are running.
[air horn blows]
-You know what I'm saying, like, what?
[air horn blows] -Tom, it's--oh, shit.
Don't splash me. -Easy, easy.
[air horn blows] -Oh, fuck.
That's my bad. That's my bad.
-Man, they suck over there.
-Yeah. Okay, cool. -Okay, you ready?
-Yeah, let's do it. [air horn blows]
-Kind of let it go over...
[air horn blows]
-[laughs]
Tom: Oh, fuck.
[air horn blows]
-No, that's not good. -Easy. Easy.
-Okay. [air horn blows]
-Oh. Oh, sorry, sorry.
-I'm not saying that. [producer laughs]
-I'm not saying that.
New York will say that.
-Tyson is probably so jealous
that Tom is making another guy wet.
Tom: Not too hard, don't pull too hard.
Tiffany: Uh-oh. Watch out for Ebony and Ivory over there.
They're making love to this pipe.
Kandy: Baby, Tyson and Gervase
are killing it. [air horn blows]
-Fuck, dude. Kandy: Ooh, Christine,
slow and steady.
-Being tall isn't awesome all the time.
Sure, I look great, everyone respects me,
but sometimes our backs ache.
-Oh, make it long, dip it slow.
Kandy: These old guys are pretty good.
Drita: Come on, girls. Come on, girls.
Christine and Davina are not far behind Tyson.
I know they do eyeliners and shit,
so their hands gotta be steady.
Come on, Christine, I need you to beat Tyson
so I could whack that motherfucker.
-Nice and easy. Stop. [air horn blows]
-Tyson and Gervase, back to the beginning.
-Yes!
Come on, Christine. They had to start over.
Kandy: Christine in the lead.
[air horn blows] Kandy: Oh, poor Tom and Tom
have not moved an inch. Drita: Good job. Good job.
Look how fast they're going.
-Is it better if it's faster? Kandy: Ooh.
[air horn blows] -Oh, shit.
Christine, back to square one. -Oh, my God.
-Baby, it is anyone's race at this point.
-A lot of pressure. -Oh, my God.
Just pay attention, don't give up.
-You can do it. -Are you trying to go faster?
-No, I'm not. Kandy: Oh, baby.
Tyson, the girlies are comin', they are right behind you.
-We're Bye Bye Bye, NSYNC on this.
♪ Don't go ♪
-How are they doing over there? -Okay. It's our turn.
Christine: Slow, slow, slow, slow.
Tyson: I need you to help me lift.
Gervase: Uh-huh. Tyson: You good?
-Girl, you gotta go. -Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold.
-Go a little faster.
Tyson: Nice and slow.
Let's finish it strong.
[suspenseful music playing]
[bell rings] Kandy: Oh, baby,
we have a winner. -Did we get it?
-Fuck.
-Let's get it!
-Yo! -Let's get it!
-Come on! Gervase: [inaudible]
-I won.
Gervase and I hold it off.
Combined age, we're almost a hundred,
which should be so embarrassing for the Toms
and for Christine, and whatever her friend's name is.
-Tom, Christine, I am so sorry,
but it is time now to start sucking up to everyone,
and hope and pray that you make it past
the next banishment.
Christine: Something not good to be on the Hit List.
I wouldn't say, like, I'm gonna be campaigning per se,
but, yeah, I'm definitely gonna talk with people
and just kinda see where their head's at.
Well, I guess it is campaigning,
but, like, you know...
-Now, everyone,
I'll be seeing you back at the House later on
for a little party I'm throwing you.
-What? Tiffany: All right, now, Kandy.
Kandy: And, yes, your friends are also invited.
-Yes. Tom: Oh.
Tiffany: Oh, cute. -Get the fuck out.
Let's go. Out. I'll see you at the House.
Bye.
Tom: Not the best situation
to be at the mercy of people's votes.
I'm fighting for my fuckin' life,
but it's not over.
It's time to go to work.
[tense music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
Christine: Kate's giving like Nantucket vibe, you know.
Drita: I wish.
Christine: She goes to Nantucket.
She gets lobsters and stuff. Drita: You look like the--
like, hamster, like, if you go to a...
Christine: Hamptons.
Drita: That's--what did I say? [laughter]
-Okay. That was an emotional rollercoaster.
Drita: I'm sorry.
Christine: I knew what she meant.
-I'm losing my mind. I'm hungry!
I knew it was a compliment with your tone...
but I was waiting to understand
how hamster was a compliment.
-Ready to party?
-Hello, villains!
-Whoa! Kandy: Look who's here!
-Oh. -Oh, my God.
-[indistinct] Josh: Hey, what's up,
troublemakers, we're throwing a house party, baby.
-No way, bro. What?
Kandy brought some friends.
And they're not just a Hit List friends,
they're actually, like, our friends, too.
-Oh.
-What's up, cutie pie? You look great.
-It's like a fucked-up, chaotic support group
for washed-up reality TV stars.
-I definitely need a drink... -Yeah.
-...so I can start to think.
-What's the worst that can happen?
Tom: Hey, what about BravoCon outfit?
Schwartz: Dude, that's hilarious.
-Oh, my God, a Mob Wife. How you doin'?
Nice to meet you. -Hey.
Drita: I didn't know you were coming.
I am so shocked.
I mean, shocked.
I can't believe you're here right now.
You look so beautiful.
I needed to, like, see one of my kids so bad,
and she has no idea the power of her love,
like, what it can do.
I'm stumped right now.
I gotta concentrate.
-Stop thinking of it and it'll come to you.
-All right. Don't yell at me.
-I'm not. [laughter]
Drita: This is my daughter. -Excuse me!
Hi. -Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Oh, my God.
-I could jump up and down
like I'm five years old and I'm not kidding.
This is the best gift I have ever received.
-Are you hungry? -I'm starving.
-All right. -Are you cooking?
-No, I'm not.
Christine: Let's party.
Kandy: This is what I wanted to see.
I'm gonna have a Prosecco.
-It must've been Tom Sandoval's idea.
-Yeah, the hot box? -He loves a fog machine.
-Yeah.
-Congrats.
-I am so happy to see Ben's familiar face.
Ben's like family to me at this point.
This is it. -The last [bleep] dinner, mate.
-That's fucking crazy. -I'm crazy.
You know this. -That's why I like you.
-I know, babe. Kate: I never know
which Ben I'm gonna get.
-I am 50 Shades of Ben, baby. Kate: Uh-hmm.
Finally, I have somebody here
even if only for a few hours that I can talk shit with.
Tom: Not bad. Schwartz: Yeah? You're in shape?
-Yeah. I've been working out.
-Well, they're usually intertwined.
-Next for $40...
man: Ooh. Tiffany: A penis?
Ben: That is a testicle.
-I did, 'cause they asked me first and I denied it.
-I'm so happy you're here. -[laughs]
-I used to watch y'all growing up as a kid.
-I know. -[laughs]
-Not to make you feel old or anything.
-I've known Chance since forever.
-You got some lips already.
You ain't need mine no more.
-Chance, don't do that. Don't do that.
Chance: Baby, you got some lips. -No, Chance.
How you gonna do that to me, though?
-I didn't, you did it to yourself.
-It's so good to see him,
but Chance is lookin' like the sixth member
of the Village People.
It's not turning me on.
Ms. Kate...
-We were roommates from the beginning.
We're like Lucy and Ethel. -Yeah, yeah.
-Oh. Kate: Which one
do you think is the Lucy?
-Oh, well, I--
that's a dangerous question.
[laughs] -He thinks I'm slow.
Drita: That's my bed and I live with Barbie.
-Yes, of course. Aleeya: She looks like Barbie.
-She looks, acts, walks, talks, laughs, everything.
She's Barbie. Davina: What do you think
has been your edge here?
Christine: Honestly, being clueless.
[laughs] -Okay.
Christine: I have no idea what the fuck is going on.
Davina: You're just, like, "That works in my favor."
-Y'all still here. Christine: We're still here.
That's a thing. -I like that.
-Do you answer to Tom or Schwartz
or what's your... -Usually, Schwartz,
but when I'm around people I don't know that well,
Tom, I answer to.
Tom: They used to call me Sandoval and Schwartz.
Schwartz: Or Schwartz and Sandy.
-Depending on who's hotter in the moment?
-Uh-hmm. -Yeah, yeah.
-If I make it to the final three,
I think I'll win.
Tom and Tyson are cooked,
but everybody in the house wants
to see 'em split up.
Tom is going this week.
Josh: But even if you go with him,
it's not necessarily so bad.
-It's not, but I don't know.
-My brother, looking around...
Keep the big target in the game.
Paul: I love Josh. We were ride-or-dies
and we made it to the end on "Big Brother."
Don't try to get in my face, man.
-I can't stand him. I'm tired of holding back.
Paul: Clearly, they're both put on the block
and they wanna cause confrontation.
So, if you wanna get all hot-headed and say,
[bleep] you, Paul, [bleep] you, Paul.
Weh, weh, weh. Weh, weh, weh.
Loser.
Josh: That's what he does.
He stomps around here
like he owns the place.
-And I really value his opinion.
So, if he's telling me to keep
the boys around as targets,
then that's something that I'd probably need to consider.
-So, you're telling me you're about to win this one, huh?
-Look at who I'm competing against.
-Oh, my God. No. You're gonna cook.
You're about to cook. -I'm gonna cook.
Chance: So you guys wanna go back on those shows
you guys were on, man?
Tyson: "Survivor?" -Yeah.
Tyson: Sometimes. Sometimes not. -That's shoulda kill you, man.
Anybody that can go out there and survive
is a true Stallionaire, man.
I'd give--I take my hat off to 'em, man.
You see, I was a big fan of that show, let me say that.
Tyson: Yeah? -Yeah, that,
and then, that lead to "Naked and Afraid."
-Chance does talk a lot.
-But you gotta have land. You gotta have acres.
You gotta see big. You gotta think big.
-He likes to impart wisdom.
-Batman hung out with those people that turned on him,
just like the Green Gobbler and all that, you know what I mean?
-Does that mean something?
Is that inspirational? I can't tell.
Chance: Never forget that.
-Look at this island.
-Wow.
-And so, I have to ask
because you're still on the Hit List.
How are you feeling? Tom: Not great.
There are four people that can vote.
I know I got New York.
I know I got Tyson.
But I need to keep that tie-breaker vote
from going to Kate.
-Oh, you're in the kitchen. Of course, you are.
-We need fresh vegetables.
-And that person I think is Paul.
I need Paul to not vote me out.
-What you have to do now is make fake promises.
-Well, I'm also--I can be very honest with him, too.
-Yeah.
-Aww, thank you. Thank you. -Yeah. Let's go.
What, you didn't want a cheers from me?
Tiffany: Of course. Well, you need to be filled up.
-You need to look here with it. You need to look here with it.
You act like I came through, like, on another level.
Tiffany: All right. All right. -The rhythm and the bass
and the bass and the treble? -All right. You're right.
Chance: You need to look here with it, you know.
-Oh, God. You need to learn eye contact.
I was like, "Stop pulling."
And you're like, "I'm not pulling."
And I was like, "What?"
-So, what is it, like a current or something?
-You know this is hazardous.
Kate: Uh... -Yeah.
Kate: ...but you guys'-- -Two hour, two hour maximum.
-What is it? Let me know.
Tiffany: I am so fucking pissed off with you.
-With me? Tiffany: Yeah.
-What? -Because you're just giving
your vote to Christine.
I don't want Tom to go.
Tyson is safe, so now my whole objective
is to make sure that Tom is as equally safe.
I'm protecting these white men.
So, huh, you may as well call me Pocahontas.
I want Tom here.
-Well, that... Chance: Did you miss me?
Tiffany: Can we figure it out, me and you later?
Paul: Later, sure. -Can we figure it out?
Paul: I don't know. -Am I interrupting something?
-Without me looking stupid or crazy?
-She's over here stirring the pot.
-I already told him.
-Oh, y'all talking serious business?
-Yeah, no, we talking-- no, I need you in on this.
-Well, here I come. Josh: Hold on, don't leave.
-You're very open-minded. Paul: I am very open-minded.
-You're a man of perception.
-And not one of deception.
-I thought if you gotta decept at this show,
you must decept like a Decepticon.
-Who's watching our child, Ben?
[Ben laughs]
Josh: Are we going to the club?
Kandy: Going to the club. Josh: Bravo.
Christine: There's a lot of gaming going on tonight,
but I'm just gonna relax and have fun at this party.
Strategy? We don't know her tonight.
♪ Woo, get it done, ♪ ♪ done, done ♪
♪ Get it done, done, done ♪
♪ Me and my girls get it ♪ ♪ done, done, done ♪
-Whoo. -♪ Get it done, done, done ♪
-So, like, really, it's just a dance floor in there?
[upbeat music playing]
man: Come on [indistinct] woman: Whoo!
[upbeat music playing]
-Yeah. Christine: That was exhausting.
[people coughing]
Tiffany: Look at Kate and Paul.
Tom might have your work cut out for you.
How are we gonna work this?
-That maybe we can get Kate.
If Paul doesn't vote with us,
then he's gonna cause a tie vote,
which will give the power back to Kate to do the tie-breaker
which means we need to get on Kate's good side.
-Everybody does.
-I know. -So did I.
If you don't want him to go, do you wanna go in his place?
-And I'd be fine with it. -Okay.
So, you should volunteer as tribute.
Be like, "I will take your place, Tom, I'll go home."
If you feel that strongly about it.
-Well, Kate, don't be nasty to me because I didn't--
-I'm not. I don't--I don't-- -No, you are.
You are being nasty to me
because I didn't say it like that.
-I don't have a vote. -I'm just saying,
out of him or Christine, I'm not even up.
-This is not the first time New York's been mad at me,
but it's the first time I haven't just taken it.
Tiffany: Well, I can't stand that bitch. Fuck her.
Fuck her with a long sick dick.
-She did not like that,
she did not see it coming,
and she did not handle it well.
-What was that all about? Tiffany: Don't play in my face
when I'm coming to you talking about a young man.
-[laughs]
-I didn't say I wanted to keep him safe.
I said--I didn't say I wanted to not keep him safe.
Chance: Who are you talking about?
-I just said he didn't wanna go home,
and then, the motherfucker's talking about,
"Do you wanna stand in his place?"
I'm not even up, so that's disrespectful.
So, I don't have to fucking
talk to you no more. -Oh. Oh, I see.
Chance: Who the hell are you talking about?
-Kate. Chance: Oh.
-Oh. Tiffany: Her. Over there.
That's who I'm fucking talking about.
-She's just mad that I stopped sleeping in her bed.
Tiffany: I don't give a fuck.
Kate: Okay. Tiffany: This man
wants to stay safe
and that's all I motherfucking said.
So for you to ask me... Chance: Hmm.
Tiffany: ...if I wanna stand in his place,
that's some bullshit.
-Is this really happening? -Oh, yeah, come on.
-The family is here.
-Don't even speak to me.
I don't give a fuck about you staying in my room.
-We're just trying to have a nice night.
Tiffany: Are you serious?
-They dead!
[dramatic music playing]
-They dead!
They old and dried out. [glass clinking]
-And just like the relationship is.
-[laughs]
-End of story and beginning of story.
Drita: The fact that New York can have a fight
at a family event is incredible.
Tiffany: It don't matter no more.
-I'm sorry you had to see this.
-'Cause bitches are fake as fuck.
-I didn't put New York on the Hit List because...
I'm stupid. [scoffs]
-These people don't care.
-Ooh, exciting television.
So, this is what I am doing now.
Thank you for visiting. -All right.
-This was, like, the best surprise for me ever.
-[laughs]
Drita: It's so hard without you guys.
-No, we miss you, too.
-And Gizelle going to college.
-Uh-hmm. Drita: I'll be honest.
In the beginning, I was like,
"I don't think I'm gonna do good on this show."
I was like, I can't, like, be--
like, a lion scheming fucking, like...
Aleeya: You can't be fake if you tried.
-That's my problem. Aleeya: It's not in you.
Drita: Right. -Never was. [laughs]
Drita: Aleeya's reminding me why I am here.
I have never done anything alone.
I've always been in a relationship,
I was married forever.
But now, I'm going through a divorce,
so this is so empowering for me
because I'm doing it alone.
And I'm gonna make my daughters proud.
-Hey, listen, I'm manifesting you win.
woman: No, I know.
-Please manifest this win.
Kate: Schwartz, how's the valley going?
-Uh, it's-- I'm in North Hollywood.
-Let's play a little game. Tiffany: Thank you.
-Can we play a game real quick?
-I love games.
Kandy: Let's play a game.
I'm talking to the people that live in this house.
Who in here do you trust the least?
-Ooh!
[laughing]
-I thought you want some friendly.
She said like, "Who do you not rock with?"
Kate: I'll go first.
The person I trust the least is Tom.
-Oh.
Tom: You really don't trust me? Chance: Hold on, hold on.
-You really don't trust me? Chance: Yeah, hold on.
-I have been open and honest with Kate,
and she's gonna say that she trusts me the least?
-Who the fuck got a problem with Tom? Speak now.
-I did. That's why I put him on the Hit List. I don't...
-Oh! Lock it. -Come on.
-She a real bitch. -You're mad
because you accidentally came across the letter
and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
But you had every opportunity to not just sit there
and throw it over the balcony
and go hide under your covers
and pray for it to go away.
-Tyson put it under a chair.
-No. That was hours later.
-I'm sorry you're confused.
-And you, like, blame me for it.
I gave you a heads up.
You did nothing.
-I did nothing and I won.
And I--and then I nominated you. -That's great.
And you're mad. That's fine.
That's great, but, like... Kate: And I won.
Tom: ...that doesn't make me untrustworthy, like...
Kate: What do you want from me?
-I don't know. -I don't even vote tomorrow.
Don't-- -You're a tie breaker.
-If you're worried I'm the tie breaker,
that was not helpful.
Nobody ever accused Tom Sandoval of being too smart.
I'd like you to walk away now if you don't mind.
-Let me get a drink, though. This is the only bar.
-I'm sure you can order one from that side.
-[sighs] Whatever, Kate.
Hey, man, can I get a Diet Coke?
Drita: I wanna live in a mansion like this,
but I want an elevator.
-Oh, she was a nasty bitch. She's a--was and still is
the nastiest person I've ever met in my life.
-Tom. -Yeah.
-Your last defeat isn't your final defeat.
You got this. Yeah?
-Yeah. [laughs]
-No? -Maybe.
-I read it on the wall down there.
-Oh, really? -No, I'm just kidding. [laughs]
Tom: I'm like... [Schwartz laughs]
Tom: Look, Schwartz and I,
we're not quite as close as we once were.
-Don't tell Tyson I was in the Superbed.
Tom: The restaurant, Schwartz & Sandy's
was a lot of pressure, a lot of money,
and, you know, it just closed down.
And it's, uh, it's been tough.
I did bring my pocket trumpet.
Schwartz: Play something uplifting.
-But, you know, I'll always love Schwartz
and we'll always be friends.
[off-key trumpet playing]
[jazz music playing]
[off-key trumpet playing]
[jazz music playing]
[off-key trumpet playing]
-Dude, with my eyes closed,
that felt like I was in New Orleans at Jazz Fest.
Tom: Nice. Schwartz: Ah, you still got it.
Tiffany: Come on. Kandy: You want smore?
Tiffany: This is so much sugar.
I feel my hips widening.
Chance: I want this to be right for you, too, at the same time.
So, you could catch some time, I want you--oh, my God!
Kandy: [laughs] Oh, my God!
Drita: We're not done, but this is, like, crunch time now.
Tyson: Yeah, but you like me more than you did.
-[laughs] -Well, I always--
I always liked you. I never said I disliked you.
-No, there was a-- there was a--
are you sure? -There's a big difference.
You're not on my team. I love Messi.
He's one of my favorite players of all time.
When I'm playing him, I hate him.
-Drita, this is the most you've opened up around me, I think.
-[laughs] -For real.
-Man. -Usually, I'll go in,
I'll be like, "Hey, Drita, how's your day?
How's your morning?" And she's like, "Good."
And then, like, walks away or, like...
[laughter] -And I'm like, "Okay, I tried,"
I don't know-- -'Cause I want you out!
-Oh, okay. [laughter]
-I love you, man. man: Chance, what are you doing?
-I'm getting ready to get the fuck out this house.
-What a shame. They have to leave.
Chance: This house of love got people not showing love.
Oh, I said house of love, this House of Villains.
Tiffany: Parting is such sweet sorrow.
[indistinct chatter] Aleeya: Bye.
-Bye. -Take care.
Good luck. Good luck. -Thank you.
Tyson: Thank you so much for being here, man.
-Yeah, man. We got you.
-All in all, this party was pretty weird,
but we got some entertainment and some drama and fights,
even though it was from my allies.
And now, I just have to clean up the mess they made.
Tom: Love you all. Tiffany: Bye. Drive safe.
Paul: What a bunch of assholes.
Tiffany: Yeah. Paul: Come on.
Tiffany: I was thinking the same thing, Paul.
Paul: Fucking hell.
Drita: Can someone grab my phone?
-Dude, Josh is fucking awesome, man.
-He's a sweetheart and you guys need to know
that I locked in with Josh day one
and we made it to the end
because that's the kind of person that I am.
-I mean, that's how you get further is by locking in.
I think this is the best way... -Yeah.
-...for each of us individually to get further.
-I am genuinely thinking about it.
-These men are solid, Paul. I can vouch for them.
I took that tarantula to my face for you,
'cause I can vouch for you in the same ways
that I can vouch for both of these men.
-I owe you. We owe you. You know what I mean?
-Collectively. Tom: Collectively.
Even though tonight was an absolute disaster,
surprisingly, I'm feeling pretty good
about my chances of staying.
I think this is like a good move for you in the game.
And I'm telling you, Paul...
[trumpet blaring]
-...this is your opportunity
to not only save my fucking ass and have me fucking owe you,
but also, like, be a fucking hero big time.
-Wrong words. Wrong words, Tom.
"Ooh, it's gonna make you a hero,"
on a show called the House of Villains?
-When I talk about you, I'll be like, "Fucking Paul,
fucking--he fucking stuck up for me.
He fucking had my back."
-You're even fucking stupider than I thought.
I appreciate the frank conversation.
I'm here to be the best fucking Supervillain out there,
so I don't wanna be a hero.
I'm a fucking villain.
I'm gonna think about it and I'm gonna pull y'all.
-Yeah. Paul: I'm gonna talk to y'all.
-Okay. Paul: Listen,
I won't blindside anyone.
[suspenseful music playing]
[upbeat music playing]
-God, I love this door.
♪ I love my door ♪
♪ I lost my Sprite ♪
-Tom has one of my setting powders,
but I'm just gonna let him have it as a parting gift.
-I'm fucking dead.
Christine and I have a good relationship,
but I don't think she's done any campaigning at all.
You're on the Hit List.
Hello? Did we forget?
I stink. I'mma go wash up.
-Aye, aye.
[upbeat music playing]
-Finished another Sudoku, bro.
Tom: Nice.
[laughter]
-Mr. Burns.
I'm feeling pretty confident that Tom comes back in,
but if Tom exits,
I will make vengeance on this house.
Meow.
You're not gonna exit though, dude.
-Yeah.
-[laughs]
-I don't mean to beat a dead horse,
but it's Tom, so I will. Fuck him.
Our friends weren't involved in the game,
so I didn't really appreciate Tom making such a scene.
-I don't blame you.
Tom: You had every opportunity
to not just sit there and throw it over the balcony
and go hide under your covers and pray for it to go away.
-Yeah, it was the wrong place, for sure.
Drita: Uh, you think?
[dramatic music playing]
-I don't feel like you have to back.
Drita: I don't either. I told her,
is it making her? -But I still have to...
Kate: Yeah, do your best. Drita: Yeah, I got you.
-...you know, be a good, uh, a good game player.
Last time I was up against Jackie,
I almost went home, so, yeah, I'm nervous,
but I don't need to ass-kiss,
I don't need to campaign.
I'm not gonna be like Tom.
I think I have enough people voting for me,
so I don't want them to see me looking nervous.
-It'll be nice to get ahead of it, 'cause you brought a lot.
Christine: Yeah, yeah. -Yeah.
Christine: Still gotta be a good sport, you know?
You know, it's very different,
like, when you live in LA, right?
And you see all the men in LA and you're like... [gagging]
You know... [gagging] Like, it's just different.
They're just-- the men are different.
I'm from Texas. They're like manly men.
Like, you know what I mean? -Yes. Yeah.
[bell chimes] Tom: Oh, come on, dude.
Joel: Villains, time to get ready
for your next Banishment Ceremony.
You have one hour.
-So then, yeah, I got his number,
and then, we went on a date.
-Dude. Joel: Who am I kidding?
It's Tom and Christine up there.
I'll see you in six hours.
-Thank you. -Thank you.
Tom: I've been working my ass off.
I feel pretty good about Paul,
but I'm gonna talk to Drita.
I'm gonna continue working on Kate,
and I am not going to stop
until I absolutely have to,
and then, I'm still gonna keep going.
[suspenseful music playing]
-All right, what am I doing right now?
-Lips. -Oh, my lips.
Tom: Please don't send me home, Drita.
I wanna fucking be here.
-All right, so talk to me.
-So, um...
[sighs] I know Christine's your girl.
-I'm ready. I'm ready.
-Do you think she wants to be here as much as you?
Tom: I--no. There's no way.
And I don't think she understands,
like, what's going on, like, fully.
-Let's take Christine out of the equation.
When did you ever come up to me, Tom,
to make an alliance? Never.
Now your ass is on the line and you need me.
-I think part of her thinks that there's not gonna be
an elimination.
-I know that someone's definitely going home.
-Yeah.
Drita: Barbie and Ken are both
on the Hit List right now.
And tonight, I'm gonna weaken Tyson
by chucking Ken's ass in the trash.
This might be a tie.
-If it's a tie, it's going to Kate.
-How do you think Kate feels about you?
-I don't know. I'm gonna ask her.
Drita: Go ask her now. -Okay.
-Get that out of the way,
'cause you don't have a lot of time.
Tom: All right. -Hi, Barbie.
Bye, Ken.
Thanks for making me look pretty.
[knocks on door]
Kate: Come in.
Tom: Kate? Kate: Hi, Tom.
Tom: Hi.
Kate: What's going on?
-Nothing. Just--
I really don't wanna go home.
If there's a tie in the vote, it's gonna--
it's gonna come down to you.
-That's true.
-Would you rather have me here
or would you rather have Christine?
-I'll have to think about it.
[suspenseful music playing]
Kate: I would--
-I'm doing everything that I can.
I just--I just don't wanna go home.
-I know you're trying so hard. Tom: I know--
I know whatever happened, happened.
Kate: Yeah. -Okay?
I can't go back and change it.
-You can't. Tom: But I'm asking you
to please let me stay here.
I'm asking you.
All right, I'll see you soon.
-I could be the reason Tom stays or goes,
and he might be useful to me in this game.
So tonight,
he just has to give me the best apology of his life
and convince me to keep him in this game.
[dramatic music playing]
[bird chirping]
Tiffany: You have my vote 1000%.
-Yeah.
Tiffany: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [chuckles]
There's a lot going on in here.
I'm not gonna lie. Tom: I know. I know.
I feel really good right now.
Fuck.
But I'm not gonna stop trying.
Like, I am not going quietly in the night.
-I hate this house, I love this house.
I hate this house, I love this house.
Paul: Bro? -Yeah?
-Tom, Tyson, and New York have made me a pretty enticing offer.
Not gonna lie, it's promising me the whole world.
And I'm considering it.
Let's just see how it goes? -Okay.
-Let's lock in after today and have conversations, okay?
-Okay. -And figure it out.
-Okay. Joel: Hello, villains.
Go to the secret bookcase that everybody knows about.
-I'm not even Supervillain,
but it seems like I have more power right now
than everybody else in the house.
This is fucking awesome.
Oh, how the tables have turned.
[suspenseful music playing]
-Oh, hi. -Hello.
-Yeah. -Here for the party?
-Welcome. Oh, yeah.
Thank you. Yeah. -It's Joel McHale.
-Yeah, look at you. Wow.
-Okay. -And Tyson, great coat.
Okay, villains, welcome back to The Stronghold
for your fourth Banishment Ceremony.
Tonight, it's a battle
between two masters of applying and wearing makeup.
It's Sandoval versus
whatever Christine's last name is.
Kate, you are the Supervillain, please take your throne.
[suspenseful music playing]
-Tom, Christine, you are up for banishment.
Please stand in front of your chairs.
[suspenseful music playing]
-Guys, the rest of the villains are about to vote
to banish one of you from the house.
It is time to make your final pleas.
-I think we all know
who is competitive in this house.
It is not I.
Not I have won even one challenge,
even when I try.
-I don't know what the fuck Christine is saying.
Like, who died and made her Dr. Seuss?
Christine: I'm not good at challenges,
but I will have your back,
and I will get you waters at night,
and make you coffee and shit.
That's all I got right now.
Oh, my God, I have pockets.
-Oh, hey. -[laughs]
-It's so convenient.
-[laughs]
-Tom, if you could find some hidden pockets
that would really tie this whole moment together.
-[chuckles]
-Do you have a final plea?
-Look, to be honest, like, I was not
super excited about doing this show
like I was for "Special Forces" or whatever,
but this is probably my favorite experience.
Yeah. Do I think I'm gonna win this?
I doubt it, but I really do wanna be here, guys.
And, um, Kate, I'm sorry for anything I've done to you,
including yelling at you last night.
I apologize for that and, uh--
but I've really enjoyed my time with you.
I enjoyed our outing and overall, like,
I think you're dope.
-Thank you.
Joel: All right, everyone,
it is time to vote.
Drita, you are first up for voting.
[suspenseful music playing]
[dings]
-Bye, Tom.
Joel: Tom, Christine, it is time to sit
in your fancy little chairs.
-Please come back to me, sweet baby Tom Sandoval.
[dings]
-Adios, Christine. Hopefully I did enough work.
-There's two beauties before me, but one had too much filler.
See you later, Christine. [dings]
-I really hope they vote Tom out.
-Hmm.
[suspenseful music playing]
-If I survive tonight's banishment,
I am coming back to the House of Villains
and I am ready to--
I don't know what I would say.
Fucking ready to...
-Yeah, that's perfect. That's perfect.
Joel: All right, guys, the votes are in.
The fifth villain to be banished from the house is...
[suspenseful music playing]
-...we don't know. It's a tie.
It is a tie.
So that means for the first time
in House of Villains history,
the Supervillain gets to break the tie.
-We're at the point of the game
where people are starting to think about
who they want to be at the final three with.
So I've got Christine over here.
Christine's not made any enemies in the house,
unlike Tom.
But if I save Tom tonight,
I don't think Tom and Tyson are gonna separate their beds.
I'm not really sure what I'm gonna do.
[suspenseful music playing]