[owl hooting]
Joel: Previously this season
on House of Villains.
One of you will be crowned America's Ultimate Supervillain,
and will take home $200,000.
[Tiffany yells] Plane Jane: What? Oh!
-Tyson, you are our first Supervillain.
-I think I have to put you up as a decoy.
-How do you spell your name? Fuck you?
-Who will you be pissing off first?
-Paul.
Paul's my Hit List decoy
to mask our red and orange room alliance.
Keeping Christine?
Johnny: That's what I want. Yeah.
-I'm about to rain down chaos
on everybody's head. [dings]
-In a vote of five to three, Jackie.
[Jackie yelling] Paul: What?
Ashley: Three people voted for Christine,
so we gotta figure out which one of our numbers was lying
so we can take off their head.
-Really? He's worried about you.
-Motherfucker, what?
-Tom, I wanted to throw you down as a nomination.
-They have lost me.
Please don't put me in the bottom three.
Plane Jane votes is a question mark.
Get rid of a question mark vote.
-[in Russian]
-She got it. Kate got it. -Oh!
-I won, you fucking assholes.
-Yeah, we're fucked.
-I nominate Johnny. Ashley. Paul.
-I find Tyson to be an extreme challenger.
Tyson is still a problem.
Kate: You really feel like you're being sick?
-Ashley has been removed from the game.
Kate has to pick a third to replace Ashley.
-Tyson.
Tiffany: Swallow!
-Tyson, you have won the Redemption Challenge
and you are off the Hit List!
-Fuck.
Tom: Drita, why is it that every time
you know somebody's going out, you vote for that person?
-Because I gave them my word.
Kate: Congratulations.
You're on the Hit List.
Tom: I was fucking looking for your ass.
-I believe that Tom and Tyson were targeting me.
Joel: Kate, you are the Supervillain.
You are off the Hit List. Christine: Wow.
-Tyson, take your place.
Tom, you are the next one.
My third? Christine, I'm so sorry.
-Honestly, Kate can just go fuck herself.
[bell dings] Kandy: Oh! That's it!
We have a winner! -He did it!
-Who in here do you trust the least?
-Tom. -Oh.
-You're mad because you accidentally
came across the letter
and I didn't get a chance to fucking tell you yet.
And I'm telling you, Paul,
this is your opportunity not only to save my fucking ass,
but also, like, be a fucking hero.
-I don't wanna be a hero.
I'm a fucking villain.
-[grunts]
Drita: Are you being even? Because they don't look like it.
I'm on fucking fire right now.
-Christine is our new Supervillain.
-I didn't know you were trying to win.
Kate: She wasn't trying to go against the people
she's in a trust situation with.
-Thank you.
-You guys are fucking stupid.
I nominate Kate.
Tyson, I have to nominate you.
-Yes.
Tiffany: That's it.
[dramatic music playing]
Christine: Good morning, everyone.
-Good morning. Paul: Good morning.
Christine: How are you, guys?
Tiffany: Really good.
Paul: Final five. Christine: Final five.
Tiffany: Can you believe it? Can you believe it?
[pensive music playing]
-Oh, what the fuck are you still doing here?
Hey, boys. I need you to take care of something.
[singer singing in foreign language]
[farts]
man: Get on your knees and beg.
What the--
[singer singing in foreign language]
-It's done.
[PA system chimes]
-I'm still not used to that. Joel: Attention, villains.
It's time for your last Battle Royale Challenge.
Which means,
this is also the last time someone from the show
will have snuck into your bedrooms
to plant a wacky outfit. -Oh!
Joel: Put them on and then get going.
-Right now, a wacky outfit-- Kate: Oh.
Tiffany: Oh, here we go, you guys.
-The last man-ish standing in the competition,
honestly, kind of an honor.
We're down to the final numbers.
And a true villain knows when to turn it up.
-What the fuck? I'm not doing no construction work.
-Huh.
Fine.
-Oh, my God, I love cosplaying
as, like, someone that has, like, a real job.
-Somebody give me some cigarettes, a coffee,
a temper problem.
-I was hoping the challenge was, like,
who can bake a good cake. -Pfft.
-[laughs] And make my life easy.
-Why does Joel insist on fucking up my hair
with these challenges?
The hard hat and the orange vest,
honey, I don't know what this means.
Kind of cute, actually.
This is anybody's game at this point.
This is it, you guys. This is it.
[laughs] -Yay.
Drita: I feel like we're going to play the World Cup right now.
Tiffany: So if my housemates get in my way
during this final Battle Royale Challenge,
they can definitely prepare to be plucked by the HBIC.
[laughs] I'm about to get my own car today.
Let me see.
-I feel just like Michelle Obama. I swear.
[dramatic music playing]
-Come on in.
-What is this?
-Oh, my gosh.
Tiffany: Wait a minute now.
Oh. Christine: What is going on?
Kate: It's the last Battle Royale,
and one thing I'm sure of in this game is
Joel has a slightly humiliating challenge
in store for us today
and I can't wait for it to be over.
-You have made it to your most important challenge yet.
Tiffany: Yeah! [laughs] Christine: Whoo!
Joel: This is your final Battle Royale Challenge.
The name of this challenge is-- can you guess?
-No. -Screwed Over.
[dramatic music playing]
-Yes, that's right. Another phallic challenge
brought to you by our producing crew
of 14-year-old boys.
[machine whirring]
Joel: Here's how it works.
-It's spinning. -Stop. [laughs]
Joel: Each of you will climb onto your giant screw
and hold on tight.
Whoever hangs on the longest, wins,
and is our final Supervillain of the season,
guaranteeing themselves a spot in the final three.
That's it. That's the game.
Christine: No, this is not right.
-Now, listen.
I know my way around a huge screw.
But I've never had to screw and compete at the same time.
So, the fact that I have to have the longest ride to win,
all right, I better get to huffin' and puffin',
and enjoying this thing.
Joel: Okay, everyone.
Pick your screw. Tiffany: All right.
Christine: I wanna be in the final three
more than ever.
If I win the $200,000,
I'm obviously using it to take care of my son
and lawyer fees.
So, this is not a drill.
Or is.
[dramatic music playing]
Joel: You know what? Before we get started,
I think we need a bigger construction crew.
-Oh, no.
-Hey, bitches!
-You bet, baby.
Drita: Jackie!
-Oh, hi guys.
Tom: Hey, Joel. Ashley: Hi.
Joel: Welcome back.
You guys are moving back in.
But your former housemates are not just here
to watch the challenge, you guys.
No, they are here to screw you over.
Ashley: I knew it. -Oh, a big surprise.
-I fucking knew it. I knew it!
Joel: One by one, each returning villain
will step up and pick a villain to sabotage
and crank a dial to spin them faster.
-That's so fucked up.
-The last one holding onto the screw wins.
If you win this challenge,
you will not only go to the finals,
but you get to choose one of the villains
who will sit next to you.
The other three, you'll place on the Hit List
and they'll battle it out tomorrow
in the final Redemption Challenge,
and the winner of that challenge
earns the last seat in the final.
But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
We spent nearly 55 grand building giant screws
and $12 on protective gear. [metal clangs]
Villains, mount your screws.
[dramatic music playing]
-Oh! [Ashley gasps]
-Oh, Lord.
Tyson: My goal as a jury member
is to make sure Paul does not win this game
because I'm petty.
That's why in some fan circles and forums,
they call me "Mother."
-Here we go. One, two, three.
Start screwing!
[machine whirring]
[dramatic music playing]
Tyson: Oh. Jackie: The irony of it all.
-All right. Want some popcorn?
-Oh, I'll take some popcorn.
[dramatic music playing]
-I feel like fire hitting my arm.
Plane Jane: This is the most exciting screw
I've ever witnessed. [laughter]
-Oh my God. This can't be happening.
I'm holding my body weight.
And I'm really dizzy,
so I have no idea
what's going on the left or right of me.
-Ashley, you are up first to screw someone over.
-Who am I gonna screw? -Ashley--
Ashley: Easily, Kate.
Tyson: Oh! -Kate.
Kate: It's actually kind of fun.
-Kate gets the faster screw here.
-The first one she's probably had in years.
Kate: Listen, I go to every competition show not caring.
woman 1: Kate is literally throwing our money away.
woman 2: She's throwing it away. -Yup.
However, in House of Villains,
I care a little bit more.
Nothing motivates me more than revenge.
But also, $200,000 is a lot of money.
I have fucks to give now.
It's a very new feeling.
Whoo. Joel: All right. Jackie...
-Oh, me? Joel: ...you're up next.
-This is easy.
Of course it's gonna be Paul!
I was the first villain to exit,
and I'm pretty sure that Paul had a little bit,
if not everything, to do with that.
So, screw you, Paul. Ding.
Paul: Jokes on you, Jackie,
I actually voted to keep you in the fucking game.
Nobody knows that, but I was the third vote.
Fuck.
Joel: Plane.
-I've never done something like this before.
I'm gonna screw a woman.
Tyson: Oh!
-Um, I trusted Christine most
and she screwed me.
You are genuinely one of the few people
that I have, like, genuinely connected with.
So... -You're good with me.
[dramatic music playing]
-I know she likes a fast screw.
She's just like me.
-Oh. Sound logic.
[Tiffany screaming]
-New York, how you doing?
-I love to screw, but not like this.
Joel: Johnny, you are up.
-Fuck you, New York.
-Paul. -Kate.
[machine whirring faster]
-I'm really regretting the lunch they gave us.
Ashley: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Kate--
where are you going, Kate? Where are you going, Kate!
Jackie: Oh! Yay!
-Whoo! -Whoo!
-Yeah! Kate: Fucking idiots.
-Hold on, Drita.
-Somebody check her pulse.
-Drita, can we get a proof-of-life fuck?
Drita: Uh, fuck.
I was the only one that didn't get screwed over,
so this increases my odds of winning
because they're all going faster than me.
I'm just staying focused.
[dramatic music playing]
-20 minutes in, guys.
Paul: It's hard to hold on. It's hot.
There's sparks flying around me.
Christine: My vision's blurring.
I don't know where I am.
Drita: I'm exhausted.
My body's killing me.
I don't care if I die.
I cannot give up.
-All right. Villains, you have to move down
to the third rung,
the smaller foothold.
Jackie: Uh-oh.
[tense music playing]
Jackie: Move down.
-New York, you're already there.
Jackie: Oh! Johnny: Oh, let's go.
Yeah. Joel: We have lost New York.
-Yeah. Joel: She's screwed.
Tiffany: Johnny Middlebrooks.
Need I say more?
He needs an enema because that man is full of shit
and he wants it to come out.
And we need him to release it.
-Careful, careful! Oh! Tyson: Yes, yes. Yeah.
Kate: He's out. Yeah. He's out. -Yeah! All right, Paul.
-Paul is out. It is down to Christine and Drita.
-Damn. Nobody ever took a shot at Drita.
And if Drita wins,
I don't know that I stand a chance
against her in the end.
So, Christine,
I need you to hold on a little longer.
Jackie: Hold on, you guys. Just hold on.
-Drita up there making a mean red sauce.
That's some professional screwing right there.
-Oh, shit! Christine's foot is slipping!
Jackie: No. No. She's ducked it out in deep ballet.
-Oh, my God! -Oh!
Plane Jane: She's doing good!
Jackie: Oh!
-That is crazy!
She's unfazed, she's unfazed. Jackie: Okay, show off.
Christine: It's getting harder and harder to hold on.
But I wanna be in the final three more than ever.
I've had a three-way, love a good three-way,
and can't wait for this last one.
Joel: 35 minutes in, guys.
Believe me, the producers had no idea
it was gonna last this long.
[dramatic music playing]
[singer singing in foreign language]
-This is huge.
Right now, I'm holding on
to this damn screw.
You're not gonna be able to peel me off of it.
-I feel like we're gonna be here forever.
Oh! Drita's down.
Drita is down.
-Bravo.
-Good job! -We have a winner!
It is Christine.
-Are we done? Plane Jane: You won.
Paul: You won. Joel: You won.
-I mean, for real? Joel: Christine won.
Don't step on Drita.
Tom: Good job, Drita.
-I'm not happy I didn't win,
but I couldn't be happier that she did.
Me and Christine had our issues,
but she put Tyson up,
so I know she has my back.
-I know.
So I'm looking at Christine
like we made it.
We're going to the end.
-Christine, you are
our final Supervillain
and have earned your spot in the final three.
Christine, you now have only a few hours
to make the most important decision of the season.
Christine: I'm so excited that I won the challenge,
but it doesn't mean that
I'm not gonna be stressed making this decision
because now I have four people's fates
in my hands.
Kate, Paul, Drita, and New York.
And I wanna put myself in the best position.
-To win.
[dramatic music playing]
[birds chirping]
-I feel like I got fucking hit by a tractor trailer.
-We're here. -Oh, my gosh,
the exterminators are here. Tom: Glad to be back.
-They're coming in now? Tom: Right.
Ashley: We are back! -Where are the rats?
-Oh, I ain't fucking filming right now.
Kate: Can I just sit in the bathroom?
I can't. I'm literally about to die.
[Plane Jane screams]
-Attention-starved beasts...
Plane Jane: It's my house now.
-...are roaming the house,
looking to devour us for screen time.
-How's your time been? Kate: It's been good.
Plane Jane: Having a good-- -We missed you. Yeah.
-See, well, you are,
you know, one of the people that voted me out.
So, you know I guess... -I know.
-...you didn't miss me that much.
You know, I was very shocked.
But you know what? I hope you had fun
and I hope you had a good time while I was gone.
-Do you still wanna continue the scene?
-No! -Yeah.
I officially hate it here again.
-What the hell? -[chuckles]
-What's up, G? -How you doing, bro?
-Good to see you, man. -Good to see you, bro.
Tom: Come here.
I got you, baby.
Yay, we're back!
-Yay!
-[groans]
Tyson: Dude.
I'm so happy to be back in the super bed.
-I know. Me too, man.
I really missed Tyson.
-I feel like I already won anyways.
-Yeah, same.
-Slumber party!
-Are you gonna lick your thumb?
Tom: No, probably not.
-[laughs]
Jackie: Hi, bitches! -Oh, my God. Hi, baby.
Jackie: I know. I hear you guys
in here cracking up. Christine: How are you?
Jackie: I definitely wanna know what I missed.
Mama has had FOMO.
Whatever that is. [laughs]
-No.
What the--
[groans]
[suspenseful music playing]
-Oh, no. Drita?
They put that thing back on the wall.
[menacing laughter]
-You got to go. Bye-bye.
-Feels good to be back with the gang.
Paul: Hell, yeah, it does.
-I cannot believe
everyone that I was in an alliance with
besides Paul is eliminated.
It's all the shitty competitors left,
and if I would have been with the girls,
probably would still be here.
Ashley: I forgot about that.
[laughs] No, I'm kidding.
This is exactly how I feel
coming back into this house. [laughs]
[PA system chimes]
Joel: Attention, Traitors. Shit.
I mean, attention, villains.
It is time to get ready
for your final Hit List Ceremony.
Christine: You can hop in the shower first.
I'm gonna do makeup. Drita: Okay.
In just a few hours,
Christine has to choose who's on the Hit List
and who she's gonna bring to the final three.
But Christine got really weird
when it was the Spitting Venom Challenge.
So yeah, I gotta block all the little maggots
that are gonna chirp in her ear
about why she should bring them to the end instead of me.
You wanna know something? Whatever's meant to be
is meant to be, and it's like-- -Yeah, that's kinda how I feel.
-You could say, "Drita,
you coming with me to the finals,"
or you could put me up for the Hit List.
But if you don't take me to the finals,
you're gonna have to pick one of those three
for the finals.
So it's on you on what decision you wanna make.
-Okay. Got it. -Yeah.
-Saving Drita here is the obvious choice
because she's the only person that's had my back
in this house.
Honestly-- Well, I don't know, but maybe.
I think so.
Listen...
[dramatic music playing]
It's such a good feeling.
We went through so much in this house.
And Christine being loyal and keeping it real with me
means everything to me.
-I know. No, no, no.
[indistinct chatter]
-Who do y'all think she's taking?
Tyson: I think she's just taking her closest ally.
-I'm gonna just grab the shampoo.
-Oh, great idea. Will you grab the shit in the shower?
Drita: Yes. -Yeah. Good idea.
Okay, and thank you.
[dramatic music playing]
Christine: Hi. Come on in.
Paul: Am I annoying you? -No, not at all.
Paul: Okay. Have you had any conversations?
-No, I have not. Paul: Have you--
okay. So-- but what are you thinking?
How do you-- -Well, I don't--
I don't know what's going on tonight.
-You have to pick people.
-Right, no. No, I know that.
[laughter]
-No, what I mean is
I don't know, like, the conversations
that are conversing in the house.
Paul: You want me to tell you some of 'em?
Christine: Yeah, I mean, sure.
-Everybody loves Drita.
And everybody wants her to win.
-You think so?
-She was the only one who wasn't sabotaged
in that competition,
and everybody was cheering for her.
Everybody. Christine: Yeah.
-The best shot that we both have
is probably against each other
because we both rubbed people the wrong way.
But if-- if Drita's there, she wins, dude.
Like, no matter what.
Christine: Paul's making some great points.
Saving Drita here is a really big risk.
My heart is saying, bring her with me.
But now my brain, I'm not sure.
Paul: Okay. Good luck, girl. Christine: Thank you.
$200,000 is life-changing amount of money.
It's for my life, it's for my son.
It's the difference in, like, everything.
[dramatic music playing]
-New York?
Do you think that Drita's probably
gonna be the one Christine saves?
-To be honest, I haven't really seen Christine
since she's won Supervillain.
But I do believe that her and Drita are mega close.
And that kind of bond at this stage in the game
cannot be persuaded or broken.
So I'm not even gonna bother to speak to Christine.
-Look how far we've come.
[laughter]
Kate: I'm not making a pitch to Christine.
I'd like to leave with as much dignity as possible,
but I don't know exactly how smart Christine is.
If she leaves Drita off the Hit List,
we'll have our answer.
[PA system chimes]
Joel: What are you guys waiting for?
Villains and rejected villains,
please go to the bookshelf with your tiny Coke Zeros.
-What if we don't wanna bring 'em?
Tyson: Yeah, I'm not taking mine.
Paul: Going into this Hit List Ceremony,
I'm not sure if Christine's gonna make a game move
or an emotional move.
Look, if it's not me,
just make sure it's not Drita,
because then, everybody loses.
But who knows?
[dramatic music playing]
[tense music playing]
Joel: Hello, villains.
Welcome to your final Hit List nomination.
Your time at the House of Villains
is almost at an end.
In just 24 hours,
I will have forgotten your names.
Kidding.
I've already forgotten them.
Christine, you are the Supervillain,
and automatically,
one of the final villains in this competition.
We are all just as surprised as you.
[laughter]
-Christine, please take your throne.
[dramatic music playing]
Joel: Christine, you will nominate
three villains to be on the Hit List.
The one villain not on the Hit List
will be joining you in the finals.
Who do you nominate first and why?
[dramatic music playing]
-My first nomination
is a very strong competitor.
Tiffany.
-Oh, she didn't even say my...
Christine: Oh, sorry, New York. -...my stage name.
-I'm sorry, New York. I'm sorry.
Joel: You've been here before.
How does it feel to be back on the final Hit List?
-Unfortunately, it feels like my fate.
This is what I'm used to. This is what I do.
I fight my way back and back.
Hence, Season motherfucking 3.
Kill me! Somebody!
Stomp my lights out!
Shall I proceed?
Yes, you can!
Yes, you shall!
So standing here means
absolutely motherfucking nothin'!
[cheering and applause]
-We love you, New York!
-Christine, who do you nominate next and why?
-The next person is also an extremely fierce competitor.
Paul, I'm so sorry.
[dramatic music playing]
-Paul, how does it feel to be on the final Hit List?
-Honestly, I-- I-- I like this position
because I want to earn my spot in the end.
-Christine, tell us your third nomination and why.
-My third nomination is the hardest one yet.
I'm having to make a decision that's really hard for me.
I'm not a gamer, I'm not a strategizer,
I'm not a competitor, and this is the first time
I have to think of myself for once,
and I don't do that often.
I know this person can win the competition.
I know how this person competes.
And for that reason, Drita, please...
-Oh, my God.
Christine: ...I am nominating you
because I know you can win the challenge.
Jackie: Oh, my God.
-That's some scandalous shit. -Christine, no.
Drita. Johnny: Damn.
Ashley: I respect Christine.
That's a villainous move.
-From the beginning, you know, I told her
we'll take it to the end, but I guess me being...
-No, please. Please, Drita. -...loved made you scared.
Everyone loves me because I kept my word.
-Drita. -Now, I'm talking.
-Ooh. [laughs]
Drita: And honestly, the truth is,
I didn't strategize that.
I just kept it 100.
And hopefully, the people I'm loyal with
do not vote your ass.
Jackie: Hmm.
-You wanna give me your vote like you were gonna?
Then you vote the right motherfucking way.
Johnny: Yeah.
-I promise you 'cause you fucked me over,
they won't fuck with you.
Play your little safe space, drive your little Lambo,
you ain't getting fucking 200,000.
That's how the fuck that's gonna go motherfucking down.
Joel: Kate, you have officially made it
into the final three with Christine.
How do you feel?
-Shocked, confused, and so excited.
-You seem so excited. -Wear it well.
-Oh, all right.
Oh, okay.
-Good for you. She chose you 'cause you're hated
in the fucking house. -I know.
I don't think I have a great chance with the jury
because I have felt targeted
pretty much the entire time in this house.
That's what happens when you're cool.
But then again,
maybe these banished villains
will remember.
I was better at the game than you.
So I have hope.
[groans]
Joel: New York, Paul, and Drita,
tomorrow you will compete
in the final Redemption Challenge.
The winner of that challenge will go up against Christine
and Kate in the final vote.
I usually make a joke right here as I tell you have to go back
to the house, but it's late in the season
and I've run out.
So "Good night, and good luck."
George Clooney.
Drita: Well, it's not about just Christine.
This has been a story of mine unfortunately
with the closest people to me.
They will promise you something, they will hug you,
they will have tears, and you believe them.
And I just feel so betrayed and fooled.
I don't like to be fooled.
She fooled me.
What a rat bitch.
-Get a room, guys. Tom: Yeah, we do have one.
[suspenseful music playing]
-Oh, think about that.
Paul: I did put in a lot of work with Christine,
and it paid off.
Does it feel great that I'm on the Hit List?
No. But at least Drita is also there with me.
The blindsiding is never necessary.
I've been there in other shows and it's fucked up.
If Drita's there, she wins, dude, like no matter what.
It's sick.
-Kate, can you come outside? -Sure.
You made the right move tonight.
I promise you, you did.
-No, I know. It just doesn't feel that way.
And I know Drita is not gonna see it that way.
-No.
-I told Drita I was gonna keep her.
And then, I laid it out, really laid it out
when I actually had a minute.
-Right. -And then, I was like...
-There was not a way you would win against her.
Christine: I know. -You might as well just write
in the check right then. -Fuck me.
But she's gonna turn everyone against me,
and then, I get no votes.
Drita: She's an actress that doesn't care,
drives a Lamborghini,
is not here for the right reasons.
-This is not a test of friendship,
this game we're playing. -Yeah.
-It's $200,000 that you could very well use yourself.
Christine: Tonight was traumatizing.
But at the end of the day, I'm playing for myself,
I'm playing for my son,
and I have to do what I have to do
to win this thing.
-I respect so much
the strength you had to do that.
And that's very villainy.
-Thank you.
-She don't deserve the win.
Christine: Are you gonna go sit at the table with them?
-She don't deserve it.
-No. I'm number two on their Shit List.
But you definitely shouldn't. Christine: Yeah.
Tiffany: Well, I guess it's my bedtime, fellas.
-Well, that super bed isn't gonna sleep in itself.
Tiffany: I might have to come in there and get a glimpse.
Tyson: Yeah, you should. Tiffany: Bet I could learn
some new poses when I go back home.
Tyson: That's right.
-Nope.
I'm sure Plane wants camera time.
-I'm sleeping with my aunties, my aunties.
[clears throat]
Tom: Mallory, what is up?
It's Tom Sandoval.
May you have all the luck
and happiness that life can hold.
And may all your rainbows lead
to a pot of gold.
Cheers to you, Mallory.
Happy birthday.
[quirky music playing]
[birds chirping]
Jackie: Good morning. -Good morning. How are you?
-I don't wanna get makeup on you.
I'm good. I have to get some coffee.
Drita: Uh, there is coffee in there.
I don't know who made it, but it's been...
-Okay. Drita: ...brewing forever.
-Okay. -[groans]
Jackie: Oh, shoot.
-You did?
Tyson: Cast walking.
Cast walking.
-Just getting some coffee. Jackie: Coffee.
Tyson: You can't?
-Oh.
See, if he wasn't in there, we could have snuck it.
Tyson: I did it last time, but nobody was in there.
Plane Jane: Yeah.
Drita: I know. Shit's everywhere.
Everywhere.
Last night, I got screwed
by the person I love the most in the house
that I trusted the most.
She crushed me.
But I raised my kids to fight, to never give up.
And this goal of winning this 200,000,
I'm gonna fucking fight for it.
Jackie: Yes. -I was up fucking all night.
Didn't sleep, obviously. Jackie: I know. Oh, my God.
You shut that shit down, I'mma be honest. I mean...
-Yeah, I didn't hate her. -...because everybody assumed,
"Oh, Drita, that's her girl, that's your guy's girl."
-I know. -But I said...
-Yeah. -...if she picks Drita,
she's cutting her chances down quite a bit
because everybody loves both.
-This was not like, "Yay, let me tell Drita this,
and then, let me do the opposite."
That's not what happened. Jackie: Yeah.
-I was shaking, like... Jackie: Why?
-...because I was so uncomfortable.
I'm telling you, Drita is the only one
that has not been on the Hit List this entire time.
I've been up there fucking twice.
I've been pawned... -What?
-...I've been fucking betrayed,
I've been put between people,
like I've been getting gang banged,
and I am still here.
-You have no fucking idea.
-And I'm so proud of you where you are now
and I will stand with you.
And go in there.
"Bitch, you did this. Badass." Okay?
Now I need you to put your big girl pants on
and you need to win this motherfucker.
Christine: I knew of all people,
Jackie would understand how to play a game.
I mean, after all, she's a basketball wife.
-You're gonna be fine, okay?
-Hearing her say that she's gonna vote for me,
I'm feeling really confident.
-Don't you worry about it now. Christine: Thank you.
-Um, you got me.
[PA chimes]
Joel: Villains... -What?
Joel: ...it is time to get ready
for your final Redemption Challenge.
Please dress like you're going to a fancy award show.
Uh, that's not happening.
That is never happening.
But do it anyway.
-Fancy? Okay. I could do that.
Kate: I don't know where any of my fucking underwear is.
Plane Jane: I think I left my tits in the hotel.
-You know I can-- -Can you go
to Plane Jane's hotel and pick up her breasts?
Ashley: Hi, you guys. Jackie: Hello, boys.
Good morning. Ashley: Look at y'all.
Holy-- And the Oscar goes to...
-Thank you. Thank you.
[Ashley laughs] [PA chimes]
Joel: Villains... -Uh-oh.
Joel: ...it is time to depart
for your final Redemption Challenge.
Prepare your buttocks
for their SUV ride into the sunset.
Banished villains, get in one car.
And the final five, please take another.
We can't have any cross-contamination.
-I have butterflies in my stomach
because I wanna be in the final so bad.
Season 1 was a bust.
I went home way too soon.
[buzzing] -[screaming]
Season 2, I lasted pretty long.
[whimpering]
-New York and Larsa, you have lost the challenge
and also lost on your chance at $200,000.
-I'm not about to let history repeat itself.
I am here to win this motherfucker.
-Princess Diana is not here yet.
-Are we gonna be indoor or outdoor?
-Is she okay? Drita: Fuck.
-No. Drita: Of course she's okay.
She's just allowed to take forever.
Kate: I mean, we've had five hours.
-Hi, guys.
Listen, I don't want this car ride to be awkward or weird,
so let's just like talk and have fun, you know.
Like we don't need to talk about anything serious,
but, you know, I feel like it's a funeral.
[tense music playing]
-Okay. Drita: Yeah.
We had that talk, remember?
When you're crying and hugging me
and, "I'm not gonna pick you,"
and I said, "Oh, thank God"? -Yes.
Drita: Yeah, we had the talk.
I got a challenge to pay attention to.
Let's see what happens.
If there's one fucking thing I'm gonna say
and I ain't gonna say nothing.
I don't win, I will make sure you lose.
Tiffany: Drita really needs to shut the fuck up
because this is a House of Villains,
and you have to do what is best
for your strategy and your gameplay.
So, Christine deciding to put up her roommate,
I liked it. It made me salivate.
-I rather lose with integrity than win and be a piece of shit.
And remember those words because that's me.
Joel: From Burbank, California,
the academy of overly dramatic arts
and people who don't know sciences
welcomes Joel McHale.
[orchestra music playing] [villains applauding]
-Hello, villains, and welcome to the biggest night
in the Valley, The Backstabbies.
All the huge celebrities are out tonight,
just not in this room. [laughter]
Joel: I look around and it is a who's who
of who the hell is that?
All right. Now let's welcome our competing villains,
fucking Drita, New York, and the goatee,
whose wish to become a real boy came true, Paul.
All right, guys.
-This is the most pivotal do-or-die moment
in the entire season.
Like, if you lose, you're done.
If you win, you get that spot in the final three.
I need to beat both New York and Drita
because I actually think I stand a chance
at winning this whole thing if I do.
-Jackie, how does the show look in 3D?
-[laughing] Joel.
-Paul, New York, Drita,
this is obviously your final Redemption Challenge.
Everyone received an awards ballot
and filled them out in private.
When I read an award category,
you three will guess which villain won that award
based on how everyone in the house voted.
The villain who guesses the most award categories correctly
wins this challenge and joins Christine and Kate
at our final Banishment Ceremony tonight
where we will crown the winner
of House of Villains Season 3.
-If Drita wins this Redemption Challenge,
this big move last night was for nothing,
so I do not want Drita to win.
New York and Paul, I can handle, but Drita, no.
-The first category is,
who is the last person
you'd want as a challenge partner?
Are your answers locked in?
Paul, who did you pick?
-I picked New York. -Softie.
-New York, who did you pick?
-Me. [chimes]
[laughter]
Joel: Drita, who did you pick?
-New York. Joel: And the winner is...
[drum roll]
-...New York. [applause]
[orchestra music playing] [chimes]
Paul: Come here. This way. This way.
-[whimpers]
Joel: The next category is,
who is the most likely to buy followers?
This is based on what you think everyone in the house voted.
-Right. Okay.
-I've never bought followers.
That's the one thing I'm too cheap to.
I'd take that money and go to Target instead.
-Paul? -I put Christine.
Joel: You can see Christine wants to kill you now
from the smile on her face. [laughter]
Joel: New York, who did you pick?
-Christine.
-Drita, who's the most likely to buy followers?
-I was gonna say Christine
and I changed my mind and put Tom.
Christine definitely buys followers.
But then, I thought of who loves themself
even maybe more than Christine.
♪ I am the enemy! ♪
-Tom would buy followers.
-The villain most likely
to buy followers is...
[drum roll]
-...Tom.
[cheers and applause] -Oh, my God.
[chimes] -Yes. I'm so happy.
-I selected Tom because I looked up Tom on Instagram
and he has 1 million followers.
Those cannot all be fucking real.
And if they are, they're real,
but they're real fucking stupid.
-The next award is the biggest crybaby.
The biggest crybaby.
Drita, who did you say?
-Me. [chimes]
-New York, biggest crybaby.
-I'm gonna say Christine. [chimes]
Joel: Christine. Paul, who did you put?
-I put Ashley. [chimes]
-What the fuck? [laughter]
-I never fucking cried. Johnny: That's not true.
-They already know that I came in here feeling insecure.
Ugh. I want my mommy.
-In the category of biggest crybaby...
-Uh-oh. Joel: ...the winner is...
[drum roll]
-Drita. -Yes!
I felt bad last night.
I can't believe that you're here right now.
I wish you were with me.
-Drita has three.
New York and Paul each have one.
The next award is
"Can't land a joke."
And you're not allowed to say me.
-Don't worry. It's not you.
Joel: Okay. New York, who did you put?
-The chicken finger, Tyson.
He just tells too many of 'em at once.
So, which one do you laugh at? [Drita laughs]
-And which one do you ignore?
And they can't plop. Too many. Joel: Okay.
Okay. Drita, who did you put?
-I also put Tyson.
Joel: All right. Paul, who did you put?
-I was gonna put Tyson,
but then I switched it over to Tom.
Joel: Why Tom?
-Because, you know, sometimes Tyson's jokes land.
-And the award for
"Can't land a joke" goes to...
[drum roll]
-Tyson. The award does go to Tyson.
Tom: Hell yeah.
-[laughs]
-Drita has four.
New York has two.
Paul has one.
With three rounds left,
Paul, if you don't get this next one correct,
you are eliminated.
Not just from this game,
but from the entire competition.
Paul: Should've gone with my gut
because it's Tyson who was always saying
these stupid jokes.
This sucks ass.
Joel: Our next award is in the category
of the most likely
to be excluded from the group chat
when the season is over.
[dramatic music playing]
-New York, who did you put?
-I know this person very well.
Uh, myself.
-Are you on group chats with the previous two casts?
-Oh, absolutely not.
Joel: All right. Well, that's consistent.
Paul? -Um, I put Christine.
Joel: Drita, who did you put?
-Well, this was tricky,
but I did put Tyson.
Joel: Why Tyson?
Drita: He was manipulating a lot of people.
They found out that he was manipulating them,
so I don't think they would be like so joyous
to add him to the group chat.
-Fuck you, Drita.
Joel: All right. The most likely
to be excluded from the group chat is...
[drum roll]
-Kate. -Oh.
Joel: Kate. You were all wrong.
-What the-- Oh, my gosh.
-There's nothing better than leaving a group chat.
It's so passive-aggressive.
I left my own family's group chat once.
-Paul, you have been banished from the House of Villains.
Damn.
Fuck.
-Maybe you could replace one of the cardboard people.
-Should I kick the cardboard down?
-Good job, Paul. -You had a good run, bro.
Paul: I just can't seem
to fucking get the endgame right.
I feel like it's like my permanent lore
to get so close,
but just not quite.
You know what I mean? That should be studied.
-All right. The score is Drita four, New York two.
There are two categories left.
Johnny: Let's go, Drita. Joel: If Drita gets this right,
she wins.
The award is for fakest.
Jackie: Ooh.
Well, that's weird.
Drita: Who is the fakest?
I wrote down Christine.
It's obvious I feel that way.
But this answer has to be
the House of Villains answer. All the villains.
So, I changed it to Tyson because I'm like,
"Oh, he manipulated a lot of people here."
And my gut said,
"You stick with your first initial response,"
and that was Christine.
I was just like, "Let me go with my gut."
Joel: New York, what's your answer?
-I mean, I just stop at lashes and wigs,
but Plane Jane has fake titties. [Drita laughs] What? What?
-I don't know what she's talking about.
-Ass, and everything else.
Whatever you wanna name, so, uh, my girl, Plane Jane.
-Honey, these are-- these are real.
-Drita, what did you put?
-I put Christine. Joel: Why?
-Because she just truly showed me
she was the fakest motherfucker I ever saw.
Joel: If Drita gets this right, she wins.
If New York gets it right and Drita doesn't,
the game goes on.
All right. Here we go.
The award for fakest
in the house goes to...
[drum roll]
-Christine. -Yes!
[all cheering]
Joel: New York, you've been banished
for the third time. Johnny: Yeah.
-Congratulations. Joel: Drita has won
the challenge. Paul: Damn.
Tiffany: I may not have won again,
but being a part of the House of Villains
has been a full-circle moment in my career as a villain.
Like, this is a place that welcomes everything that you are
that people love to hate on you for.
And it feels so good to be hated.
[laughs] I know.
It's gonna be all right. Jackie: No.
-Drita, you are the winner
and will join Christine and Kate
in the final three.
Kate: Being in the final three with Drita,
I am realizing I'm a little bit fucked.
But maybe there's a chance that the voting jury
will be voting for the best villain,
not the best chef.
But in the meantime, fuck everyone.
[chuckles] And vote for me.
[laughs]
-All right, everyone.
Back to the house. Nicely done.
Tiffany: Right. Yay! [all cheering]
[orchestra music playing]
Tiffany's doll: Paul, the wanna-be Captain Hook.
I really put this on you.
Paul's doll: Tiffany...
Tiffany's doll: Don't use my government name.
You call me New York. Paul's doll: You're right.
Tiffany's doll: Bye, bitches.
[dramatic music playing]
[Drita groans]
[Christine laughs]
-What a beautiful feeling.
Tiffany: Home sweet home, everybody.
Paul: Hello?
Ashley: It's the last time we'll see you.
Tiffany: Yes.
-How are you feeling? -I feel good.
Jackie: How's it feel, Drita?
Drita: I'm sitting here telling you
I made it to the final three.
How crazy is that?
I went through the wringer in this house.
-Oh.
Drita: I watched my alliances
leave the house one by one.
I found myself alone
up against a lot of people.
And all I did was go with my gut
throughout the whole game.
Should they give me the money
because of that reason?
We will see. Jackie: We need drinks.
[indistinct chatter] -A bottle of champagne or two
never killed anyone.
[upbeat music playing]
-I'm over it.
And by it, I mean being in this.
-Fug, tried my best.
Ashley: You did. That's all right.
Johnny: I knew you weren't gonna win but, like,
you got a good run. Paul: Fuck you.
Johnny: What? [laughter]
Plane Jane: Drita, Drita, Drita.
Jackie: Girl, you are a finalist.
Bitch, you in the NBA Finals.
-I was nervous. I'm not gonna lie.
-Drita, you did that shit and you did it convincingly.
Fucking bad ass.
-Thank you.
[Tom sighs]
-Then you shouldn't have to, dude.
There's no reason to. They can't vote you out.
-I'm so happy about this vote.
I get to feel fucking great
about who I'm fucking voting for.
I'm gonna give the most heartfelt
Love Island speech for Drita.
From the first day I walked in to this villa...
-It's not a villa. -I mean, house.
[laughing]
It's hard for me because Christine was a total villain
by not saving her best friend, Drita, at the end.
And Kate was probably the best competitor in here.
And then Drita is the only one
who didn't do anyone dirty in the house.
I'm not exactly sure what I'm gonna do.
Honestly, I would rather be at a funeral right now
than vote to give someone else $200,000.
I'm still a villain
and I don't give a damn about those other bitches
who voted me out.
Sorry.
-Well, not voted me out
but they wanted me out, you know?
-We only have eight votes.
-Eight votes.
-Tom and Tyson are not voting for Drita.
-You think? -I mean,
Drita's outspoken about
how she hates Tyson in the game.
-Forgot about that part. -And then Tom,
he's gonna go whatever Tyson does.
-Tells him to.
-Well, let's see if any of these girls
come over and ask us how we're votin'
'cause I'm not gonna go to them.
-Yeah.
-Where's everybody? Hello?
Plane Jane: Hello. -Oh, hi.
-Drita might have a friend or two on the jury,
but I played a better game.
I've been through the trenches.
I've been put up.
I've been Supervillain twice.
I have been kicking ass and she's what,
been in the kitchen stirring meatballs?
Like, can't relate.
What are they, like, saying? I'm nervous?
-Well, I-- I don't know.
I mean, for me, obviously, like, I love you.
But I have like a personal relationship
with all three of you. Christine: Yeah, totally.
-So, I have to think.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Obviously,
people love Drita.
But are people going to vote for somebody who they love?
Or are they going to vote for, you know, a villain who--
whose game that they respect?
And honestly, like... -Thank you.
Because I think you slay, I think you rule.
This is the House of Villains, you know?
Christine: Yeah, right. -And the fiercest bitch...
-Yeah. -...deserves to win.
-I appreciate that.
Jackie: How are you feeling? -I feel great.
-We don't have to say who we're voting for,
but how-- who are you leaning to?
-I'll tell you. Drita. -Drita.
[laughs] -Yeah.
-He's been Team Christine the whole time.
-Yeah. I've been cool with her.
-What have you found that's making you
not wanna fuck with her right now?
This is $200,000
on the fucking line. Johnny: Yeah. Trust me
-Like you could give it to her and she might date you.
Or you can give it to Drita
and she's gonna hate you forever.
-Okay. Well, Drita,
if I ever see her in life, we're cool.
She's gonna treat you like family.
I see Christine.
"Oh, hey, you were on what show with me?"
[laughter]
Jackie: Christine's like my little sister.
And I told her earlier today, "I'll give you my vote."
-If I can compel you for you to do it.
Jackie: But I'm gonna be honest.
It's gonna be a motherfucking tossup.
Ashley: Mm-hmm. -I have to see how I feel.
Christine: Can I just, like, talk to you guys for a sec?
Tyson: Sure.
Christine: How are you guys feeling?
-Good. How you feeling? Christine: Good.
-I feel great. -Huh?
-I feel great, I do. Tom: Yeah?
-Yeah. So, I think you have an option
and you can vote with someone who's likable
or someone who's likable and played the game.
It's up to you. So... -Right.
Christine: I knew of all people, you'd understand that.
And you would too, Tom, obviously.
-Yeah. Christine: Yeah.
But I love you guys. You guys are great.
-Okay, right.
All three of these women played very different games,
and there is merit to all three of their styles.
Christine made the most villainous move of the season
by putting up her best friend, Drita.
Drita didn't cross anybody the whole season,
and then when Christine finally tried to get rid of her,
she won the Redemption Challenge to get back into the game.
And then you have Kate,
who almost got banished early
and then won Supervillain twice in a row
and took swings at the biggest targets in the house.
I think whoever explains their strategy
and showed why they did the things that they did
will win my vote.
What's up, Johnny?
Johnny: You guys gonna stir the pot on this one?
I think it's actually gonna be close.
Tyson: You do? Johnny: Yeah.
Tyson: Between who? -Well, I figure
you're not voting for Drita. -I might.
I'm gonna listen to what everybody has to say.
And if somebody gives the speech of a lifetime,
then I would vote for that person.
Paul: Congrats. Kate: Congrats to you.
Third and fourth place. -I did my best.
-We're all just doing the best we can.
-And then New York is a wild card. Absolutely.
-I think that everybody's pretty much made up their mind.
-One thing for sure, Drita is not getting my vote.
Drita was the mom of the house,
and she was really trying to fatten us all up,
and I can't respect that.
This is House of Villains, not Hansel and Gretel.
I haven't even consulted with the house.
The house doesn't consult with me.
I'm gonna go with my gut, and I know what to do.
Same with you? -Yes.
-Perfect.
Tyson: New York has voted
for the strategist.
She voted for Wes the second season.
Johnny: I can see her voting for Kate.
They're roommates.
Do you guys have any reason
to not want Drita to win?
Tom: I don't like the fact that, like,
the entire game she's just been
going around telling everybody,
yelling about how, like, me and Tyson
are scamming all the time. [Johnny laughs]
-It's like, dude, shut the fuck up.
-Right.
-Drita winning tonight will literally feel like
I walked away victorious.
But right now, it's a tossup.
-I don't know. I honestly really don't know.
[speaker chimes]
Joel: Villains, time to get ready
for your final Banishment Ceremony.
Ashley: Oh, fuck. -Let me help you.
-Yeah, I need help.
Drita: You want it this tight, motherfucker?
You can't loosen it up?
[groans]
Kate: Is there anything else I can do for you guys right now
before this big, stressful season finale moment?
-I'm not going to have those conversations.
producer: Okay. Kate: Why the fuck
would I go sit with Tyson and Tom,
two bitches telling each other, "Yeah, exactly, yeah, exactly."
-And they're like, "So just so we're clear,
you're not gonna vote
for me to win because you're so mad?"
Okay, great. I actually think it's worse for your show.
I'm building suspense.
producer: Mm-hmm.
[tense music playing]
[speaker chimes]
Joel: It is time to select
the third season Supervillain
for the very last time.
-This final banishment won't be easy.
I feel like I played an amazing game,
but Kate and Drita also did the same.
But no matter what, I feel so proud of myself.
I really, really do.
I for sure thought
I was only gonna be here for a week.
And it just goes to show, like,
you really can do anything you put your mind to.
[tense music playing]
Joel: Here they are.
Drita. -Hi.
Joel: Loser. -Thank you.
Joel: Loser. -Hey, no.
-Loser. -Good morning, Joel.
-Loser. Good morning.
-Hey, Joel. -Hey, loser.
Loser. Holy Lord.
Up there, Christine.
All right, banished, banished.
Losers.
Well, hello, Villains.
-Hi, Joel. Joel: Here we go.
Welcome to your Final Banishment Ceremony.
We came to find out who is the best villain
in reality TV show history for a third time.
Paul and New York, you competed in
the final Redemption Challenge earlier today
and were banished from the game.
Speaking of game, it looks like Paul
will be hunting some later.
[Jackie laughs]
-I'm sorry. Joel: Jackie.
Jackie: I'm sorry. -Jackie's my new favorite.
-Oh, Joel, you're killing me.
-Thank you, Geordi La Forge.
-[laughs]
-Eliminated villains,
tonight the power is in your hands.
Either Christine, Kate, or Drita
will be crowned America's Ultimate Supervillain
and win $200,000.
-It is such a crazy thing to be
smack dab in the middle of my two roommates.
Who would have thought they're in the finals?
-It is time for the villains' final please.
Why should they vote for you to win $200,000
and the title of Ultimate Supervillain?
Let's start with Drita.
-There are so many types of villains
and we got them all in this room.
You got calculated smart,
undercover, and then you got me.
The one that tries to hide the villain
that pops out when jerk-offs appear.
Not taking shit to me is a mad villain, right?
Villains ain't scared of fucking nobody.
Somebody did me dirty.
I straight up shot that down.
I call it how it is.
I say some shit. I say it to your face.
That's my villain side of me.
I will call you out if you fuck with me. Period.
-Christine? -I didn't wanna risk
sounding like word salad,
which I know I always do, Kate.
So I did--
I did write something that I do wanna read...
Joel: Oh, all right. ...because I didn't wanna--
I didn't wanna forget. Tiffany: Oh, my gosh.
That long ass piece of paper?
I'm not standing here and listening to that bullshit.
-I just didn't wanna forget it, okay?
I just didn't wanna forget it.
-Oh, girl.
-A fellow villain who I respect once told me,
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
[laughs]
-Another fellow villain once told me,
"Energy doesn't lie."
These two things can be true at once.
A great villain is someone
who shows everyone everything.
It's not about being calculated
or evil, per se.
-Plane Jane, how are you?
Plane Jane: I'm good. Joel: You good?
woman: Oh, my God. Joel: If you're just joining us,
we are halfway through Christine's speech here.
-Joel, this is a lot of money, okay?
Editors can edit however they want.
I only get one-- Don't just vote for who you like
and who has your heart,
but also who you like, who has your heart,
and also whose game you like the most.
That's it. [applause]
-Yeah, all right.
Kate.
-Now, I will make it short
for the sake of her speech,
but I think what makes a great reality TV villain
is a villain origin story.
And I think I had that here.
I'm very congenial when I'm not fighting for my life.
I was just a little busy defending myself.
I don't know a lot about sports, but like if you do the math,
like a batting average, I was on the back foot
from the moment I moved in,
where you guys all had alliances in your roommates,
but I didn't have the support that y'all had.
No offense to New York having you as a roommate,
because you're like a cat.
-Right, and I love sardines. I get it.
-I was put up on the Hit List.
I won my way out.
-Kate, you are off the Hit List.
-I'd like to thank me.
I didn't have an alliance. I did it myself.
And then I was put on the Hit List again.
And I won again.
-Congratulations, Kate.
You are the Supervillain.
-Oh my God! Christine: Wow.
-You are off the Hit List.
-I'd like to thank me.
And so I think if you're gonna base your vote off
of who's the best villain game player,
the stats, according to sports or whatever,
would point to me.
I'm very proud of my performance here,
because I did more than play.
I dominated. [applause]
-Oh, my gosh.
-I'm getting a little bit concerned
because Kate's speech is pretty compelling.
You know, if Drita wasn't up on that stage,
shit, I would be voting for Kate.
-Banished villains, the floor is officially yours.
Any questions you would like to say to our villain?
-Drita, between these two, who should win and why?
If you can't win, which one of these should?
-I would definitely not pick Christine.
That's a fucking crazy-ass question.
-Okay. Christine, which of these two
would you choose to win and why? -I would choose Kate
because she was playing the game.
She was making moves.
Tyson: Kate? -I think that
Drita played a very long, subtle game.
I would have loved to do that if I wasn't on the defense
the entire time.
-Okay. Thank you, Walker, Texas Ranger.
It is time to vote
to see who's gonna win $200,000
and win the title of Ultimate Supervillain.
Because this is the finale,
we are gonna vote right here live in person.
Jackie: Oh! -No!
Don't do us like that, Joel. Ashley: No!
Jackie: I can't do that.
-But first, you have to step out
and lock in your votes for legal reasons.
-Oh, okay. -All right, Jackie.
-Me? -Yes, you.
There's no other Jackie. -Yes.
-Jackie, you go first.
[tense music playing]
[dings]
-Johnny Middlebrooks, you are first.
Who did you vote for?
-My vote goes to Drita.
I love you. -Thank you.
-Plane Jane. -It gave me
a lot of pleasure, Christine, today
to look you in the eyes and tell you
that I was voting for you, knowing full well
that I sure the fuck wasn't, because that's exactly
what the fuck you did to me the day that I went home.
For that reason, I voted for Drita to win.
-Thank you. -New York?
-I've been in this game for three seasons.
I like a nasty-ass villain that don't give a fuck.
All they see is the win for them,
so my vote is for...
Christine.
Kate played an amazing game,
but at the same time,
the fact that Christine really screwed Drita over,
I just feel like nothing trumps that for me.
-I'm not rooming with New York next year.
-Tom, go ahead.
-Even though at times
I felt like Drita and I
were against each other, you inspired me,
and I think you're a great Supervillain.
Joel: Another vote for Drita.
Tom: Drita, yes. -Hell yeah!
Yeah!
Joel: Jackie?
-I wanna say, my roommates,
I love you both.
We did this together.
Drita, you got my vote.
-If Drita gets one more vote, she wins.
Paul, who did you vote for?
-Christine, I wanna tell you
that making an alliance with your roommate,
taking them to the end, and cutting them out
is a fucking villainous move.
You would have had my vote had you just owned it.
Now, Kate and Drita,
I was like this.
You got shots fired at you,
you fired those shots back,
and you're a cold, ice-cold bitch.
-Thank you. Paul: Like straight up,
but I never considered
taking a shot at Drita,
and I don't think anybody else did either.
Until the very end,
where she did get blindsided by her roommate
and fought her way back.
That to me, that gets my vote.
-Your vote's for Drita, right?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, anyway. Joel: Okay, okay, great, great.
[applause]
Joel: Congratulations, Drita! -Yeah.
Joel: You are America's Ultimate Supervillain.
-I don't think anybody on the jury is
really that happy for whoever won.
We're just happier to take it away
from the people we dislike more.
And that's, in a sense, what a TV villain is.
I don't get joy from winning.
I get joy from watching other people lose.
Drita: Thank you.
-You do this shit for your daughter.
You buy her that fucking car, you hear me?
-I won, suckers!
I won seven to one. I love this crown.
This is a new crown.
I heard they got mad money this year.
Ashley: Yeah!
-I have no regrets.
If I'm being honest, which I am,
always, unfortunately,
um, I think I played a better game than Drita.
I do. So fuck everyone.
I did a damn good job.
Joel: Drita, you won $200,000.
You are the Ultimate Supervillain.
You can make a speech and then send them
through their televisions.
-Kate, I knew.
I knew that you'd be tough and good.
-Thank you. -So, I did align with you.
Christine...
fuck you!
[cheering] Drita: Fuck you.
-Bunch of fucking jealous skanks, all of them.
[all cheering]
Johnny: Yeah!
Paul: Get it, Drita.
-You know what? My loyalty to everyone...
it's not easy to get it in return,
and I got it in return tenfold.
-Let's go, Drita.
-The House of Villains has a new queen.
-Well, that's House of Villains Season 3, everybody.
Thanks for watching. I hope we outrate Traitors.
And don't forget to always spay and neuter your villains.
Congrats, Drita.
[cheers and applause]
-Drita!
-Is this what it's like to be in the Bachelor limo
after you're eliminated?