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(OPENING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(WIND CHIME RATTLING)

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Now, don't eat it until I say "Go."

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All right.

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- One.
- (CHOMPS)

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DUG: <i>So good.</i>

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- Try again.
- DUG: <i>Yes.</i>

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Wait until "Go"...

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DUG: <i>Mmm!</i>

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It's official. You really don't teach
old dogs new tricks.

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- (PHONE RINGS)
- DUG: <i>I am old?</i>

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I have no idea.

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Fredricksen residence.

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Oh, hello, Miss Meyer!

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The senior center is gonna adopt
all of Muntz's dogs?

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(CHUCKLES) Thank you so much!

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DUG: <i>Dawgs.</i>

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You adopted one, too?

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And your dog wants to talk to my dog?

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Uh, hang on.

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Come here, Dug.

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ALPHA: <i>Hello. Hello?
Dug, are you there? Come in, Dug.</i>

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DUG: <i>Alpha?</i>

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ALPHA:
<i>This is Beta. You are Alpha!</i>

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<i>Do you not remember this
which I am telling you now?</i>

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- DUG: <i>Oh, that is right. I am Alpha.</i>
- (GROANS)

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DUG: <i>Do you like living in a house now?</i>

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ALPHA: <i>Oh, yes!
I love my Toys-for-dogs!</i>

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- (TOY SQUEAKS)
- ALPHA: <i>This one is a little cow!</i>

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(ALPHA LAUGHS)

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<i>There is much fun
to be had and... Squirrel!</i>

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DUG: (BARKS) <i>Squirrel? Squirrel!</i>
<i>Where is the Squirrel?</i>

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- (BARKS)
- ALPHA: <i>Bye, Dug!</i>

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I'm back. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

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They do keep you on your toes.

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What's that?

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Oh!

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Okay.

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Uh-huh. Sure.

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Well, thanks again.

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Bye now!

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Oh, no, no, no, no. This is not good.

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DUG: <i>What? What is not good?</i>

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This is very, very bad.

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DUG: <i>What? What is it?</i>

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Very bad.

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DUG: <i>I feel so bad for you!</i> (HOWLS)

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It's... It's Miss Meyer.

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<i>Miss Meyer was mean</i>
<i>to my Poppa.</i> (HOWLING)

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- From the phone call?
- DUG: <i>She was mean on the phone.</i>

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- She likes me.
- DUG: <i>And she likes you? Huh?</i>

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And wants to go out on a date.

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With me!

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And I said okay.

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Can you believe it?

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DUG: <i>I do not know these words.</i>

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How could I do such a thing? (GASPS)

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I'm sorry, Ellie.

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DUG: <i>Poppa, what is a date?</i>

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Well, we go out.

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You know, hold hands, pitch woo.

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Woo?

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Like, playing at the dog park with Fifi.

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DUG: <i>Oh!</i>

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I don't know how to date.

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DUG: <i>Since you are my Poppa,
may I call her my momma?</i>

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Please refrain.

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Do I shake her hand when I see her?

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What do I do?

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DUG: <i>Just smell her backward side.</i>

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What?

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DUG: <i>Smell her backward side.</i>

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<i>Then she will do the same.
It is how you say hello.</i>

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Disgusting!

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I'm a person, you know?

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DUG: <i>Oh, I am just a dawg.</i>

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All right, I'll think about it.

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- DUG: <i>No. That is fine.</i>
- Dug!

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DUG: <i>Humans should be more like a dawg.</i>

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Well, what would a dog do?

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DUG: <i>I would bring her a toy.</i>

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<i>She would wag her tail.</i>

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Mmm-hmm.

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Okay. Okay.

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Yeah, okay!

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I gotta go to the store.

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(GROANS)

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Wallet.

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Ah, phooey.

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Keys.

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Aw! Other way.

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DUG: <i>I think Poppa needs to go to the vet.</i>

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(CHOMPING)

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(DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES)

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<i>Poppa is back.</i>

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<i>Poppa?</i>

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<i>Uh, Poppa?</i>

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They're, uh, fun, right?

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DUG: <i>Uh...</i>

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<i>I am a dawg.</i>

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<i>Fun is digging in the dirt
and destroying your flowers.</i>

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(GASPS) Flowers!

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There's so much to do.

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DUG: <i>This is not fun at all.</i>

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DUG: <i>Oh! Too much smell!</i>

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What? It's a cologne.

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DUG: <i>It made my nose get dead.</i>

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(SCREAMING)

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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One, two, three. Two, two, three.

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One, two, three. Two, two, three.

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- DUG: <i>I have no idea what is happening.</i>
- One, two, three.

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Oh, yes. The economy is on the rise, yeah.

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- Would you agree?
- DUG: And what do I say?

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Anything!

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A new town swimming pool?
Great idea.

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DUG: <i>I like bugs.</i>

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Yes, it does look like
a cold front is coming in.

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DUG: <i>I chew on your shoes.</i>

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(LAUGHS)

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You are so witty. (LAUGHS)

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DUG: <i>I like to roll in poo.</i>

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(GROWLS)

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DUG: <i>Get out of here you intruder!</i>

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Dug! Dug, it's me!

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<i>Huh?</i>

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Is it too much?

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DUG: <i>You do not look like you.</i>

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I know.

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DUG: <i>You do not smell like you.</i>

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Yeah.

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DUG: <i>Why are you not you?</i>

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This is crazy. I'm not going.

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- DUG: <i>No. I will not let you!</i>
- Yes. I must.

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Why do you care?

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DUG: <i>I do not want you to be sad!</i>

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<i>Sit, Poppa!</i>

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(GRUNTS)

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<i>You will act like a dawg, not a human.</i>

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<i>You will bring her a toy
and when you see her,</i>

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<i>you wag your tail,</i>

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<i>and say,
"I have just met you and I love you!"</i>

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<i>You are my Poppa, and I love you,</i>

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<i>and she will love you.</i>

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(SIGHS)

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Thanks, Dug.

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This is it.

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Think I got everything.

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'Night, Dug.

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DUG: <i>Good night, Poppa.</i>

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<i>I will go, too.</i>

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One more thing.

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Hope you don't mind, Ellie.

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I guess this is a new kind
of adventure for both of us.

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I promise I'll be back by 10:00.
11:00, at the latest.

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Dug is my chaperone.

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He won't let me pitch any woo.

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And...

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Just know...

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You'll always be my girl.

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DUG: <i>Other way.</i>

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(CLOSING THEME MUSIC PLAYING)