1 00:00:05,759 --> 00:00:09,240 First off, I'd like to thank you all for being part of today's focus group. 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,599 My name is Alfred Winstanley, and in front of you 3 00:00:11,599 --> 00:00:15,160 are serving bowls of our company's latest concoction. Please, enjoy. 4 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:19,359 Salty. 5 00:00:19,359 --> 00:00:21,519 Tastes like the body of Christ at a local church. 6 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,160 Reminds me of the rations we ate in the cut. Yeah. 7 00:00:26,399 --> 00:00:30,359 That unmistakable rush of stabbing a man in the throat with a bayonet. 8 00:00:31,039 --> 00:00:33,039 What if I told you that you were eating none other 9 00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:36,719 than the new-and-improved saltines from Royal Crackers, Incorporated? 10 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:38,640 Wait, is this the Royal Crackers building?! 11 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,920 Is that why we were blindfolded after being abducted? 12 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,719 Take us back to the DMV this instant! 13 00:00:43,119 --> 00:00:46,719 Weren't these single-handedly responsible for a statewide polio outbreak? 14 00:00:46,719 --> 00:00:50,039 Any man or child who falls to illness is dead weight. 15 00:00:50,039 --> 00:00:53,159 Kick 'em out of the foxhole and let the artillery sort 'em out, I say. 16 00:00:53,159 --> 00:00:55,200 I'll never give a dollar to your company 17 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,920 as long as Theodore Hornsby remains at the helm. 18 00:00:57,920 --> 00:01:01,159 He's a monster! And quite the eyesore. 19 00:01:01,159 --> 00:01:05,000 He's not more than a sad old man stuck in the past. And a bigot! 20 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:06,200 What the hell? 21 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,040 Well, well, well, where do... Fucking shit! 22 00:01:09,040 --> 00:01:12,799 Where do I begin? Okay, you first! I'm an eyesore? 23 00:01:12,799 --> 00:01:14,680 Why, if I hadn't shattered that two-way mirror, 24 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:17,480 I'd ask you to take a good look at yourself and explain how that crucifix 25 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:20,040 hasn't burned through that Nosferatu-like body of yours! 26 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,280 - Be gone, Satan. - You there! 27 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,519 You think I'm stuck in the past, unhip? 28 00:01:23,879 --> 00:01:26,519 I've rubbed elbows with the likes of Buford Stanley and the Spinners, 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,359 Fred Gladys and the Brooklyn Berries, 30 00:01:28,359 --> 00:01:30,560 Donald Grimley and the Puerto Rican Seven! 31 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:33,159 And then you have the nerve to call me a bigot? 32 00:01:33,159 --> 00:01:35,280 I'm sorry, then why are there two Donald Grimley 33 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,040 and the Puerto Rican Seven albums in my record collection? 34 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:39,040 And you! 35 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,640 You're alright, actually. I like you. No notes! And you. 36 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:47,599 If I had any idea what race you were, I'd be having a field day right now. Good day! 37 00:02:13,879 --> 00:02:17,479 {\an8}So, due to Theo's provocative bleat, every network has stopped running our ads, 38 00:02:17,479 --> 00:02:19,520 and supermarkets have pulled Royal Crackers from their shelves. 39 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,680 {\an8}We're canceled. 40 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:22,680 {\an8}It's been a fun ride. I don't know about you guys, 41 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,400 {\an8}but I'm going out the old-fashioned way. 42 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:26,039 {\an8}- Don't gotta twist my arm! - This is for Putin! 43 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,280 {\an8}Everyone cool it! Look at yourselves! 44 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:31,319 {\an8}Since when has a little bump in the road ever stopped us 45 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,719 {\an8}from being the best snack-food company in the world? 46 00:02:33,719 --> 00:02:37,599 {\an8}We'll get through this. And we'll get through it... together. 47 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:42,960 The years I've wasted searching for such wisdom. 48 00:02:43,719 --> 00:02:46,520 I bow to you, Steben. 49 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:49,000 But what about Putin? 50 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,639 Putin? I don't give a flyin' cuss about Putin. Or tootin'! 51 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:56,280 Did I do that? 52 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:00,520 I love you, Stebe! 53 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,599 Dad? I had another bad dream. 54 00:03:11,599 --> 00:03:15,039 Would it be okay if maybe I slept in here tonight again? 55 00:03:17,879 --> 00:03:18,879 Thanks, Dad. 56 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:24,639 Alright. Sleep time. Going to sleep. 57 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,960 Three, two, one, sleep. 58 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:35,240 One ticket to sleep land, please. 59 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,240 Oh, okay, guys. So first thing on the agenda... Theo's provocative bleat. 60 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,560 What?! I don't even have a Bleater account, moron! 61 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,400 Yeah, there's nothing on your agenda about that, Stebe. 62 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:50,800 In fact, It's just a drawing of... Is this a dog? 63 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,159 Yeah. Been having recurring nightmares 64 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:55,400 about a humanoid dog monster for six weeks now. Haven't slept a wink. 65 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,520 But creative juices are flowin', and I got a big announcement. 66 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,000 Maybe you should get some rest, hon. Go home and put on some... 67 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,120 Did someone say Putin? 68 00:04:06,639 --> 00:04:07,960 Did I do that? 69 00:04:09,479 --> 00:04:10,800 You need to see a doctor, my guy! 70 00:04:12,439 --> 00:04:17,040 I have a big announcement! From the sick mind of Stebe Hornsby, 71 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:22,639 everyone make some noise for the new Royal Crackers mascot, Mr. Cracky! 72 00:04:23,839 --> 00:04:25,519 - Oh, my God! - Fuck that! 73 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,399 Stebe, is this the creature from your nightmares? 74 00:04:29,399 --> 00:04:34,000 Why would you pitch a mascot from your nightmares?! Get away from me, you freak! 75 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,800 Therapist said I gotta harness my fears through creativity. 76 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,519 Now I'm in the pilot seat. 77 00:04:45,879 --> 00:04:47,480 I can't... breathe. 78 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,720 - Oh, my God! - Are you okay! 79 00:04:51,079 --> 00:04:52,279 Do you love it! 80 00:04:56,319 --> 00:04:59,000 Lady and gentleman, I'd like you all to meet Mr. Cracky, 81 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,519 a flamboyant cartoon dog that will serve as the mascot 82 00:05:01,519 --> 00:05:03,040 for Royal Crackers' newest frontier! 83 00:05:03,399 --> 00:05:04,639 Who drew that? 84 00:05:07,439 --> 00:05:09,879 He did! I told him, it has too many colors! 85 00:05:09,879 --> 00:05:12,040 No, it's wonderful! 86 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,959 Your childlike sensibility is exactly what we need around here! 87 00:05:15,959 --> 00:05:18,920 - What?! - He's also much easier on the eyes. 88 00:05:21,399 --> 00:05:26,639 So I know this board has voiced concern about our plummeting sales 89 00:05:26,639 --> 00:05:30,040 and their correlation with public perception of me as CEO, 90 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,680 baseless accusations that I'm coldhearted, vain, narcissistic! 91 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:36,040 Well, would a narcissist create this? 92 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,680 HornsbyLand, a seaside theme park 93 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:40,759 that will provide fun for adults and younglings alike! 94 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:45,240 Visitors will be greeted by a beautiful 100-foot statue of myself and Mr. Cracky! 95 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:46,399 Oh, boy... 96 00:05:46,399 --> 00:05:48,480 Enjoy a leisurely stroll through Cartoon Avenue 97 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:50,439 in your very own Mr. Cracky mobile. 98 00:05:50,439 --> 00:05:51,680 Oh, I like that! 99 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,759 Now slam it into Howard Hughes' private airplane! 100 00:05:53,759 --> 00:05:55,399 The Lindbergh Pursuit. 101 00:05:55,399 --> 00:05:58,519 Can you out-pilot and expose him for the over-celebrated fraud that he is? 102 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,639 Or the Amelia Earhart Skynanza, 103 00:06:01,639 --> 00:06:04,800 where you'll crash into the ocean, confirming everyone's well-placed biases! 104 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,000 Are you mad?! 105 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,920 Do you have some sort of resentment against aviation? 106 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,079 Now, I know what you're thinking... 107 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:12,319 "How do we skirt the unrelenting cost of beachfront property?" 108 00:06:12,319 --> 00:06:17,120 This is Catalina Island, right off the California coast and free for the taking. 109 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:21,040 And this is Hornsby Bridge, the longest and most expensive bridge ever built! 110 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,120 Stop! 111 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:25,319 You want to turn Catalina Island into a tourist destination? 112 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:29,319 It's completely infested with the most ruthless savages known to man! 113 00:06:29,319 --> 00:06:31,959 What? But... HornsbyLand! 114 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:35,240 Enough! You have done irreparable damage to this company, 115 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:38,519 and we will not stand by as you bankrupt it further 116 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:40,959 with your questionably motivated decisions. 117 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:44,399 I hereby call for a vote of no confidence! 118 00:06:44,399 --> 00:06:46,759 All in favor of the immediate removal of this man, 119 00:06:46,759 --> 00:06:49,600 sit perfectly still and gawk menacingly at him. 120 00:06:54,759 --> 00:06:58,319 But I built this company from the ground up, all by my lonesome! 121 00:06:58,319 --> 00:06:59,639 It's everything to me! 122 00:06:59,639 --> 00:07:05,639 Mr. Hornsby, you are officially terminated as CEO of Royal Crackers. 123 00:07:08,319 --> 00:07:11,199 Stebe? Stebe? I'm still looking to get that payment. 124 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:12,519 Oh, God! 125 00:07:12,959 --> 00:07:16,839 Stebe, I'm not trying to make trouble here. You swore to pay the union minimum! 126 00:07:16,839 --> 00:07:18,480 Go away! Get out of my dreams! 127 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:23,480 Look, I'm sorry the old guy had a heart attack, but that wasn't my fault. 128 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,879 I'm coming in, okay? 129 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:30,000 No! I hate you! Okay, Stebe, you do this, you escape this twisted nightmare 130 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:32,199 and wake up snuggling with your dad in his bed. 131 00:07:32,199 --> 00:07:33,519 Stebe? 132 00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:42,240 Get in! 133 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,439 Theo, you need to wake me up from this dream. 134 00:07:45,439 --> 00:07:48,399 You're not dreaming, Stebe. And Mr. Cracky didn't come from your imagination. 135 00:07:48,399 --> 00:07:50,240 Oh, yeah? Where'd he come from, then? My butthole? 136 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,720 Not exactly. Look in the glove box. 137 00:07:55,839 --> 00:07:57,759 - My dick? - What? No! The plushy! 138 00:08:03,079 --> 00:08:07,800 Listen, Alfred, I'm sure you think that my stepping down as CEO is all your fault. 139 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:11,839 Well, rest your concerns. After today, we'll be well on our way to becoming 140 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:16,079 America's newest theme park tycoons. Catalina Island is as good as ours! 141 00:08:18,319 --> 00:08:22,079 I'm starting to have... second thoughts about our trip, sir. 142 00:08:22,079 --> 00:08:24,199 Perhaps we can ask our pilot to take us home? 143 00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:29,759 Pilot? Oh, right. I forgot he was up there. God, look at that piece of shit. 144 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:35,919 I mean, what a waste of space. You know his vote counts just as much as ours does, 145 00:08:35,919 --> 00:08:38,519 you realize that, don't you? Makes me sick. 146 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:42,679 - Why do you have such animosity toward... - Alfred, look! There she is! 147 00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:49,039 We should approach with caution, sir. 148 00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:51,360 The locals are rumored to be quite volatile. 149 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:54,399 What are they gonna do? Fling sand at us from their swimming bottoms? 150 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:57,759 What the piss? 151 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,120 Fifty bucks, Stebe! 152 00:09:03,159 --> 00:09:05,000 Mr. Hornsby! Put on a life preserver! 153 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:08,759 Don't be a coward, Alfred! By my count, we still have one working engine. 154 00:09:08,759 --> 00:09:10,000 Take the wheel! 155 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:15,559 Jesus Christ! Who trained these barbarians? Lee Harvey Oswald?! 156 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:18,320 What are you doing?! 157 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,799 You wanna get out and face that genocide of a costume you created? 158 00:09:20,799 --> 00:09:22,120 - Fair point. Reload! - Stebe, look out! 159 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,639 Armadillo! 160 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,000 Hang on, sir! 161 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,159 I can't hold on any longer! 162 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:54,960 I don't understand. 163 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,879 Does this mean Mr. Cracky is a pre-existing intellectual property? 164 00:09:57,879 --> 00:10:01,159 I found that freak in a Chucklebee's claw machine a few years back. 165 00:10:01,159 --> 00:10:03,279 I shattered the glass and snatched it and ran out of there, 166 00:10:03,279 --> 00:10:05,480 but I passed out from blood loss before I could get to the exit. 167 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,279 Woke up a few hours later, and the staff was like, 168 00:10:07,279 --> 00:10:11,320 "Here, take it! Get out of our restaurant!" Dumbasses! 169 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,159 You mean you were having these nightmares, too? 170 00:10:13,159 --> 00:10:14,360 I thought I shook 'em for good, 171 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:16,879 but your little presentation just reopened Pandora's box. 172 00:10:17,759 --> 00:10:20,159 HornsbyLand. What's a HornsbyLand? 173 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,200 I think today's the day we find out, Stebe. 174 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:28,759 I did some digging on AltaVista this morning and was able to find an address. 175 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,279 It's right on the other side of this bridge. 176 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,039 Rest easy, soldier. You died a hero's death. 177 00:10:56,399 --> 00:10:58,840 I'll start making preparations for your burial at sea. 178 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,200 He does have a lot of meat on him, though. 179 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,279 Mr. Hornsby! Where's our pilot? 180 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:11,480 Trust me, you won't be seeing him again, not until he's on the "Dick Corbett Show" 181 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,840 promoting his exploitive tell-all recounting his brush 182 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,159 with death over Catalina. 183 00:11:15,159 --> 00:11:18,759 Mr. Hornsby! Our seaplane! Perhaps the radio is still functional. 184 00:11:18,759 --> 00:11:21,759 We can transmit an SOS to the coast guard so they can organize a search party. 185 00:11:23,039 --> 00:11:26,159 This may be our only chance, Mr. Hornsby. We should tread lightly. 186 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,840 The island could be riddled with booby traps. 187 00:11:29,559 --> 00:11:31,320 Mr. Hornsby? 188 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,720 Seaplane! 189 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,120 Well, Alfred, I'm afraid the naysayers may have been right... Catalina Island sucks. 190 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:51,279 Hey! Learn to control your children, you goddamn animals! 191 00:11:52,039 --> 00:11:53,639 That's right! Run, you little scamps! 192 00:11:53,639 --> 00:11:55,200 Mr. Hornsby, our pilot! 193 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:02,519 Oh, please! Please don't kill me! When I get home, I'll score a multi-book deal! 194 00:12:02,519 --> 00:12:03,600 I'll cut you in! 195 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,080 Tell-alls about aviation disasters are the most lucrative cash-grab imaginable! 196 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,879 No, no, no! What are you doing? 197 00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:17,039 Now's our chance. Stand back, Mr. Hornsby! 198 00:12:19,919 --> 00:12:22,200 Alfred, where are you going? The seaplane is that way! 199 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,840 I'm going to rescue our pilot. We don't leave a soldier behind. 200 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,759 Is that right? Personally, I prefer soldiers who don't get caught. 201 00:12:28,720 --> 00:12:30,600 Oh, what? Is that a crazy thing to say? 202 00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:37,879 Oh, no, no, no, no! 203 00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,559 Oh, please, oh, please, oh, no, oh, no. 204 00:13:03,519 --> 00:13:05,159 Holy fucking shit! A chupacabra! 205 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,120 God in heaven! 206 00:13:31,039 --> 00:13:36,639 Alfred, I think I'm ready to tell you why I have so much... hatred for pilots. 207 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:38,480 A few years ago, 208 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:42,320 I boarded a commercial airline flight coming home from Sacramento. 209 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:47,440 Everything was going smoothly till this flight captain's voice pierced 210 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:50,159 through the intercom with a disturbing announcement. 211 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:54,759 He said that the plane would be taking off shortly and he would be getting us 212 00:13:54,759 --> 00:13:57,080 to Bakersfield Airport safely within the hour. 213 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,240 He would be getting me home safely. 214 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:06,159 He flaunted his control over my mortality like some sort of god amongst men. 215 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:11,279 Is that the end of the story, sir? 216 00:14:11,279 --> 00:14:13,559 Wow, I've never opened up like that. 217 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:15,960 Feel like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders. 218 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,960 Please, take this tale to the grave with you. 219 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:23,600 Yes, I won't be telling a soul that story, sir. 220 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:26,360 What the fuck was that?! 221 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:27,559 By heavens! 222 00:14:29,559 --> 00:14:30,679 Do you think... 223 00:14:30,679 --> 00:14:34,519 Do I think that we just stumbled upon the egg of a chupacabra?! Hand me your coat! 224 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:37,879 We just found my star attraction, you idiot! A live chupacabra! 225 00:14:37,879 --> 00:14:41,080 No! No, no, no, Mr. Hornsby, this is too much. 226 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,039 Let's just get out of the cave at once. 227 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:47,840 Hey, Alfred, ol' buddy. Do you perhaps care to explain this? 228 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:51,840 Mr. Hornsby, please! I'm not even sure I want the CEO position! 229 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:55,320 I opened up to you, told you that plane story! I never told anyone that before! 230 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,919 Well, you shouldn't have! It's barely even a story! 231 00:14:57,919 --> 00:14:59,759 How could you do this to me? 232 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:08,720 Mr. Hornsby, give me the egg. 233 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,000 Why, so you can take it back to your little fan club on the board 234 00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,320 and steal more of my achievements?! 235 00:15:13,759 --> 00:15:16,759 Stand back, chupacabra! I wish this youngling no harm! 236 00:15:16,759 --> 00:15:19,240 But I will drop this if you come any further. 237 00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:28,440 So long, fuckos! 238 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,279 Oh, this motherfucker doesn't give up! 239 00:15:48,399 --> 00:15:50,000 - Al?! - Theo! Steben! 240 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,440 Go no further! I beg of you! 241 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,799 - How did you find us? - Please, leave this cesspit at once! 242 00:15:55,799 --> 00:15:59,039 Cesspit? Dude, this seems like it would be a dope vacation spot! 243 00:15:59,039 --> 00:16:03,080 Catalina Island is a doomed lump of shit in a toilet of ocean water! 244 00:16:04,519 --> 00:16:07,960 Years ago, your father and I ignored the warnings that, 245 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,080 if we came here, we'd never return home. 246 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:13,919 And I, fear the young idealist I was, never truly did. 247 00:16:13,919 --> 00:16:17,200 Theodore, place the egg down now, and it might leave us alone! 248 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:21,840 Go suck a dick, Judas! Sorry, but there's only room for one on this seaplane! 249 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:24,759 Oh really!? Are you well-versed in operating a flight radio, sir? 250 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:28,720 Johnny's bananas! The radio is completely destroyed! 251 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,080 Theodore! Help! Help me, please! 252 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:37,000 Please, Theodore, try to start the plane! It's our only hope! 253 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,919 You want me to become a pilot? 254 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960 Yes! I get it now! So much power! 255 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,880 Get me home safely, will you? 256 00:17:17,319 --> 00:17:21,319 My whole life I've tried to protect the world from your father. 257 00:17:21,319 --> 00:17:26,279 Don't let me fail once again. I even spent my own money on child psychologists, 258 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,880 who worked tirelessly to ensure you'd never remember this godforsaken place. 259 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,359 By venturing further, you would be undoing all of that. 260 00:17:33,359 --> 00:17:37,480 Sorry, Al, but our father was a great man. And these nightmares stop tonight. 261 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,920 What a rush! Those Wright Brothers are the GOATs! 262 00:17:45,039 --> 00:17:46,400 Mr. Hornsby? 263 00:18:21,519 --> 00:18:25,559 And with my tell-all sitting comfortably at number one on the best-sellers list, 264 00:18:25,559 --> 00:18:28,200 Royal Crackers sales numbers are officially back on the rise! 265 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,440 Thank you. Thank you, everybody. 266 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:35,319 Although, I am technically a god now, so I guess I shouldn't expect any less! 267 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,200 I can't believe we doubted you, Theodore. 268 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,799 Catalina Island is officially property of Royal Crackers Incorporated, 269 00:18:42,799 --> 00:18:45,279 and HornsbyLand construction is moving along swiftly. 270 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:50,799 And completely free of cost. Mr. Hornsby, this board owes you quite the apology. 271 00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:55,039 This board has nothing to apologize for. I can be a bit of a handful! 272 00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:58,240 Wonderful to have you back, Theodore. 273 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,200 That Hornsby sure knows how to spin a turd into gold. 274 00:19:08,039 --> 00:19:10,880 What the... Where is this taking us? 275 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,279 - Oh, what's happening? - Preposterous. 276 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:17,519 Oh, my God! 277 00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:31,319 Why, there's those two little fucking assholes! 278 00:19:32,599 --> 00:19:34,559 Don't touch me! This is a place of business! 279 00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:37,000 Look what Daddy made all by his lonesome, boys! 280 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:42,400 Holy shit! Jesus Christ! 281 00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:45,880 Fuck! Fucking shit! 282 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,960 No, no, no! No witnesses! 283 00:20:20,799 --> 00:20:21,839 Alfred... 284 00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:25,359 I hope my squashing of your little coup attempt doesn't make you feel small... 285 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,359 ...and powerless. Water under the bridge, huh? 286 00:20:32,519 --> 00:20:33,680 Well, look at that! 287 00:20:34,079 --> 00:20:36,440 What timing! Better take it now. 288 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:41,160 Damn lift moves like a sloth on a tree. Go on. Take it. I insist. Take it. 289 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:46,279 Goodbye, Alfred. Bye-bye, now. Have a great weekend! Goodbye, Alfred! 290 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:48,440 Bye-bye, now!