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{\an8}Good morning, honey.

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{\an8}Good morning.

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{\an8}Why don't you sleep a little longer?
I'll make breakfast and wake Carmen up.

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{\an8}Okay.

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SUMMER VACATION

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{\an8}Good morning, princess.
Time to get ready for school.

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{\an8}Good morning, Daddy.

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Smells good.

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Honey, I was going to bring you
breakfast in bed so you could rest.

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Come sit.

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- Hi, sweetheart.
- Hi.

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Sweetie, read Mom
the poem you wrote for the talent show.

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Okay.

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<i>"My mother and father
Are wonderful, I say"</i>

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<i>"I'm the apple of their eyes
And a princess every day"</i>

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<i>"I get tickles and hugs every morning..."</i>

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Let go of the chair.
This is your last warning!

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- Get up, tubby! That's my chair!
- Stop it, or you're in big trouble.

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Eat your cereal, now!

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Félix will be here any minute,
and you still haven't had breakfast.

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Every morning, it's the same. I've had it.

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I'm at my wits' end. Don't you dare.

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- No...
- Laura.

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- It's raining cereal!
- Why on earth would you do that now?!

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That'll be Félix.
Out of here, both of you.

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Bye, Mommy. Have fun!

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Coming!

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- Hello.
- Hi.

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Wanna hear my poem for the talent show?

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<i>My mother and father are wonderful, I say</i>

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<i>I'm the apple of their eyes
And a princess every day</i>

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Gross.

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Gross?

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What's gross is your brother's hair.

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Can you tell my
dad not to forget the talent show?

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I don't care if he comes,

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but if he doesn't,
my mom will say he's an absent father,

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then he'll say she's guilt-tripping him,

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and <i>I'll</i> be the one
needing to go to therapy.

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And give him this frame
we made him for Father's Day.

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But that was months ago.
You haven't seen him since then?

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No.

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Come to think of it,
I lost a tooth since we took that photo.

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Do you have a black marker?
I'll cross it out.

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Good morning.

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Maldonado, here's your revised report.

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A very good morning to you.

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Wow. Keep it up.
Do you know what time it is?

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Yeah. I got up bright and early.

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I don't want to push the limits too much
till you get that promotion

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and let me come in whenever I want.

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Dream on.

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Your kids made you a present.
It's on your desk.

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Jeez. Get a load of this ugly thing.

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They made it with love.

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- I meant the girl with the missing tooth.
- She just lost it.

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They took the photo three months ago.
It was your Father's Day gift.

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Don't forget, today's
the school talent show.

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My kids aren't in it, are they?
They aren't talented at all.

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How can you say that?

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I mean, have you seen this macaroni frame?

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How can you say they're not talented?
You don't even know how old they are.

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I do too. The older one is... let me think.

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He's older than the little one.

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And she's gotta be older than four.

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I think she's been around
for two Olympic Games.

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You're kidding, right?

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Of course I am.
How could I not know their ages?

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But it's hard to tell by looking at them.
How old would you say the boy is?

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Based on the way he talks, 46.
But he's in the 4th grade, so I'd say ten.

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That's it. Ten.

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Bingo. I'm gonna grab a snack.
Want anything?

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Nice job, sweetie.
I knew you'd win. Your poem was wonderful.

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I'll put it
next to my national dictation trophy.

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Get your pj's on. It's dinnertime.

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It's my turn!

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- Cut that out!
- No!

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You have until the count of ten.

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Ten. Nine.

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Now that Carmen isn't here,
we need to talk.

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Right. Her birthday.

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Time flies. I can't believe she's turning...

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Eight.

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Yeah. She's growing up.

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So I don't think it'll be too hard
on her if we get divorced.

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What?

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Félix, I'll just say it.

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I've been seeing someone else for months.

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Months? How many months?

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Seven.

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- No, not that long. Don't freak out.
- Six.

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I can't believe it.

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Five, four, three, two, one, and...

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Is there any chance
we can work things out?

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Zero!

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- Laura!
- Okay. Chill.

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Now, eat your dinner.
Cristóbal, put the phone down.

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Laura, eat your spaghetti.

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What did you do?

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Son, aren't you gonna react?
Very funny. You still have to eat it.

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- But there's hair on it.
- You should've thought of that before.

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What do you mean,
Mom served you hair for dinner?

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I gotta go, sweetie.
Somebody's at the door.

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Be a good girl. Eat your dinner.

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Hello?

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Óscar, can I stay with you?

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- What?
- My wife left me.

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Well...

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give me a minute to straighten up a bit.

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Hey! Wanna crash here?

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C'mon, man. It's not so bad.

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I was just like you when my wife left me,
and look at me now.

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I'm living the dream.

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Nobody to hog the blanket
or tell me to lift the toilet seat.

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'Cause I don't have a toilet seat
or anything.

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I take a leak in that corner like a boss.

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<i>Okay. Come on up.</i>

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Can I come up too?

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I should've suspected something.

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When everything's too perfect
at the start of a movie,

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it all goes wrong,
and it ends up being a horror film.

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Come on. The horror's over now.
You can start enjoying life.

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Yeah. That's what the homeless guy
downstairs said.

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Especially now that
they're gonna make you manager.

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What more could you ask for?

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That's true.

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When I tell my wife,
she'll see I'm not some loser.

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She'll find me sexy again.

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Well, sexy might be a stretch,

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but I bet she'll want you back.

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Let me show you your room.

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Here it is. Your room.

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<i>Hey! Are you still okay
with me sleeping down there?</i>

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<i>Time for bed, you goofball.</i>

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All right, Félix. How's it going?

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Well...

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You're our best employee,

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and I was looking forward to the day
you'd step into the role of manager.

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You know you were
one of my dad's favorites.

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Good old Emilio.

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So I'm not sure how to put this.

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Hey. What's up, boss?

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What's wrong?

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- I just got fired.
- What?

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What did I tell you?

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You gotta make them see your worth.
Nobody respects a pushover.

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But don't sweat it, pal.

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As long as I'm working here,
I got you covered.

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Óscar.

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Can we talk?

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Is this how they repay us
after our 30 years of service?

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"Downsizing"? I wish
I could cut that jerk down to size.

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Can you not make jokes like that?
It makes me want to cry even more.

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And on top of everything, it's raining.
In the middle of summer!

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It's just a passing shower.

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Know what you gotta do
when life gets you down?

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Treat yourself. Come on. Let's go.

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Hold on. Where are you going?

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See? The rain stopped.

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What are we doing here?
You're out of your mind.

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We can't spend money we don't have
on a fancy meal at a place like this.

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Gentlemen.

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It's okay. We already know what we want.

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The seafood platter and your best wine.

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- All right. Your room number?
- Room 314.

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Dig in. This is so good.
You haven't eaten since yesterday.

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I can't. My stomach's in knots.

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What if they catch us?

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You just downed a bottle of wine
from the last century.

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They won't catch us.
This is a classy place.

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They don't treat their guests
like potential con men.

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Your room number, please?

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Room 314.

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Are those two guests here?

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Félix, slow down.

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You didn't eat anything,
but I'm so stuffed, I'm about to hurl.

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We're thieves.

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It's no big deal, man.

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Hotel owners are loaded.
Just look at my brother-in-law.

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Hey! Maybe he can help us find work.

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He always comes to your rescue.

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Nah. I still owe him money
from the last time he bailed me out.

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- But...
- But what?

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If we use your savings to repay him,
he might be willing to help.

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Okay. Ask your sister to butter him up.

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I'll talk to my wife.

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I'll tell her I lost my job

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so she'll feel bad for me
and take me back.

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What? You got fired?

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What did I tell you?

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After your wife leaves you,
everything starts going your way.

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You'll be just like me in no time.

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- What's this?
- I packed your stuff.

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I was hoping we could talk
and patch things up.

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Félix, it's over.

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But at work, I've been

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promoted.

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Oh, really?

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Great. I'll get more alimony.

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Can we please talk?

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Yeah. We have a lot to talk about.

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Luis says we should
break the news to Carmen together.

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That way, she'll see we're
on the same page about the split.

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Who's Luis?

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The school psychologist.
I've been taking Carmen to prepare her.

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Good afternoon.

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How'd you get in here?
Don't be scared, honey.

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It's all good. I have keys.

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- Hi, babe.
- Hi, hon.

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This is Luis.

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The psychologist?

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Yeah. He's here to give you advice
to help you cope.

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You're with the psychologist?

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Félix, I'm here as a professional.

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If you can't compartmentalize,
I won't be able to help.

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He's here for you.

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And he's willing
to give you a 20% family discount.

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He's gonna charge me for this trauma?

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If you want, he can do it for free
since he's my boyfriend.

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Always taking advantage of others.

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Fifteen years playing the nice guy,
and the second I cheat,

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your true colors show.

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Easy, honey. Let's channel this
into something productive.

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- Tell him about our vacation plans.
- Oh yeah.

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We need to talk
about Carmen's summer schedule.

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Luis and I want to go
on a trip by ourselves.

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A sort of honeymoon.

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But we aren't even divorced yet.

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We haven't been able to get away
because we were afraid of being caught.

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I think we deserve...

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a nice trip together.

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Is that a problem?

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It's fine.
I mean, when you put it like that.

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Thank goodness.

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See how well things work
when you communicate?

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- Hi, Luis.
- Hi, sweetie!

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Boom.

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Group hug. There we go.

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My little Óscar.

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We're so happy to see you.

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- So happy.
- Aren't we?

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Just overjoyed.

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You're here to pay back
the money we lent you, right?

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Eduardo!

247
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:09,291
Not today. I'll pay you back,
together with what I'm going to borrow.

248
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:12,000
I'm joking, man.
I won't ask you for more money.

249
00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:13,208
Scared you, huh?

250
00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:15,291
- Sure did.
- He's always been a joker.

251
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:18,083
Isn't it a relief
I don't owe you even more?

252
00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,250
Jesus.

253
00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:21,625
What I need now is a job. I got fired.

254
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:22,750
That's terrible.

255
00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:25,083
Somehow, I'm not surprised.

256
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:28,166
- Eduardo, please.
- Sorry.

257
00:14:28,250 --> 00:14:31,458
Maybe there's an opening
for me at that hotel chain you work for.

258
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:32,750
No. There's nothing open.

259
00:14:33,416 --> 00:14:36,541
And I don't <i>work</i> for that hotel chain.

260
00:14:36,625 --> 00:14:40,000
I'm one of the partners.
I practically own it.

261
00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:42,958
But this summer, you'll need some help.

262
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:46,041
You could look into it.
He is my brother, after all.

263
00:14:46,125 --> 00:14:48,166
- Fine.
- Just think.

264
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:51,083
I'd be working off my debt,
and I'd be up for any job.

265
00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,375
Any job.

266
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,583
While you're at it, see if there's
anything for my buddy Félix.

267
00:14:55,666 --> 00:14:57,583
- He was also let go.
- Another one.

268
00:14:58,083 --> 00:15:00,625
Come on. He's got a mouth to feed,
and so do I.

269
00:15:02,041 --> 00:15:04,500
- But you have two kids, right?
- Yeah, two.

270
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,375
Two kids. I'm even worse off.

271
00:15:06,916 --> 00:15:09,208
I didn't want you to think
I was after pity.

272
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,875
That's so sad.

273
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:15,416
I told her I was promoted
to try and impress her.

274
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,500
My alimony's gonna be through the roof.

275
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,083
Like Eduardo's blood pressure
when I asked for a job.

276
00:15:20,166 --> 00:15:23,375
All I care about now
is how Carmen's gonna take this.

277
00:15:23,458 --> 00:15:26,875
Don't worry.
Kids these days are very mature.

278
00:15:26,958 --> 00:15:29,291
Really? How'd you break the news
to your kids?

279
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,625
- So?
- What did you want to tell us?

280
00:15:32,708 --> 00:15:35,791
Mom, Dad, you know your daughter

281
00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:38,250
and I love you more
than anything in the world.

282
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:39,750
That'll never change.

283
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:43,708
But we think it'd be best
for all of us if you get a divorce.

284
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,291
We're sorry to tell you this,
but we think it's the right call.

285
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,708
I'm trying to live my best life

286
00:15:52,791 --> 00:15:54,958
so they won't think the divorce got to me.

287
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,250
- They miss you.
- They've never told me that.

288
00:15:57,333 --> 00:16:00,750
- Maybe because you never call them.
- They still haven't told me.

289
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:04,583
Besides, my kids know I love them.
The problem is I don't like children.

290
00:16:04,666 --> 00:16:08,583
- Then why did you have them?
- They're only kids for a short while.

291
00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:10,958
It's like buying silkworms
to get butterflies.

292
00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:15,375
It seems to me the real worm here is you.

293
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:19,000
That was harsh.
Don't blame me for what happened to you.

294
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,833
You did things right,
and you're in the same spot as me.

295
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,625
I'll make you something to eat.
I bet you skipped dinner.

296
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:31,791
Your kitchen isn't exactly well stocked.

297
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:35,708
I can boil the macaroni
off this frame my kids gave me.

298
00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,333
It's my sister.

299
00:16:38,416 --> 00:16:39,625
Hello?

300
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:40,875
Really?

301
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,375
Wow, you're the best.

302
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:45,833
Thanks so much.

303
00:16:45,916 --> 00:16:46,916
Love you.

304
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,833
- Did she get us a job?
- A five-star hotel, all-inclusive.

305
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,500
- A salary and we get to live there.
- Really?

306
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,250
Yep. Just for a month, but it's great.

307
00:16:55,333 --> 00:16:58,083
What's the job? Accounting? Office work?

308
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:00,583
- Kids' activities staff.
- Kids' activities staff?

309
00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:01,958
Me, entertain kids?

310
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,083
But I'm not fun.

311
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:05,791
And you hate children.

312
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,541
We get to spend a month
on the beach, living it up.

313
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,833
No. I can't be away from my daughter.

314
00:17:10,916 --> 00:17:13,458
And I can't save my marriage
if I'm not here.

315
00:17:13,541 --> 00:17:17,583
If you go away for a while,
there's a shot you might win her back.

316
00:17:17,666 --> 00:17:21,208
Once she's done with the other guy,
she'll come crawling back.

317
00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:23,375
You don't have to do a thing.

318
00:17:23,458 --> 00:17:25,375
Except pack.

319
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,083
Wow.

320
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:29,791
They did it for you. Nice.

321
00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,291
Where were you? Our flight's in two hours.

322
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:37,875
I was packing my daughter's suitcase.

323
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,416
Your daughter?

324
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,291
- Hi.
- What do you mean, "hi"?

325
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,791
We can't take her.
She can't be at the hotel.

326
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:48,000
What do you want me to do?
She's with me this month.

327
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:50,333
I told my wife that,
since I got a promotion,

328
00:17:50,416 --> 00:17:52,750
I was taking Carmen
on a trip to a fancy hotel.

329
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:56,791
It'll be our secret.
Nobody will find out. She's tiny.

330
00:17:56,875 --> 00:17:59,666
- So is the room we're sharing.
- She can fit anywhere.

331
00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:02,791
- But where will my kids stay?
- Hi!

332
00:18:03,375 --> 00:18:05,500
- What?
- They're with me this month.

333
00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:08,166
My ex left them at the door an hour ago.

334
00:18:08,250 --> 00:18:09,250
Oh my gosh.

335
00:18:09,333 --> 00:18:11,875
We'll spend the rest of our money
on their tickets.

336
00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:15,458
I won't be able to pay the landlord.
Whatever. Let him come looking for us.

337
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:16,416
And when we come back?

338
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,166
We'll cross that bridge
when we come to it.

339
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:21,458
Cross it? We'll live under it,
more likely.

340
00:18:26,291 --> 00:18:29,833
Okay, kids.
This vacation is a top-secret mission.

341
00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:32,458
We'll have a blast,
but you gotta keep it on the down-low.

342
00:18:32,541 --> 00:18:34,541
If we get caught, it's game over.

343
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:35,625
Got it?

344
00:18:36,125 --> 00:18:38,541
Nobody can find out you're with us.

345
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:40,375
We'll create a group chat

346
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:43,666
so we can stay in touch
without being found out.

347
00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:46,625
We'll call it "Operation Vacation."

348
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,375
I'll be "Silver Eagle."

349
00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,833
Son, you're more of a dodo.

350
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:52,208
No, I'm "Silver Eagle."

351
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,750
Look, Dad. A unicorn.

352
00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:55,875
- Really?
- Yeah.

353
00:18:55,958 --> 00:18:58,125
I saw it jumping from cloud to cloud.

354
00:18:58,208 --> 00:18:59,708
It's your lucky day, sweetie.

355
00:19:00,208 --> 00:19:02,875
Jeez, Félix. Don't encourage her.

356
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,583
The only horse's ass
I see flying right now is you.

357
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,708
I want Carmen's seat!

358
00:19:07,791 --> 00:19:10,291
- Okay.
- I wanna see the unicorn!

359
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:11,625
No. Sit down.

360
00:19:11,708 --> 00:19:15,583
I want Carmen's seat!
I want to see the unicorn!

361
00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,916
I can't put up with this the whole flight.

362
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:21,333
Listen to Félix
and use the flight to practice

363
00:19:21,416 --> 00:19:23,250
so you don't screw up at the hotel.

364
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:25,291
Where are you going?

365
00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,166
Hey, Óscar!

366
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,166
Is this seat free?

367
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,291
- Hi.
- Hi.

368
00:19:33,041 --> 00:19:34,791
"Operation Vacation."

369
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:37,666
"Get back here, you jerk."

370
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,708
"Fat chance."

371
00:19:39,791 --> 00:19:41,416
My dad wrote that.

372
00:19:44,541 --> 00:19:45,458
{\an8}HALF AN HOUR LATER

373
00:19:45,541 --> 00:19:46,541
{\an8}Got it?

374
00:19:46,625 --> 00:19:48,958
Yeah. When we walk around the hotel,

375
00:19:49,041 --> 00:19:53,166
we'll stick close to an adult
so it looks like we're with them.

376
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:56,416
That's it. And if anyone asks anything?

377
00:19:57,375 --> 00:19:58,416
Cristóbal.

378
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,500
Very good.

379
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:04,291
And remember,
you don't know your father or me.

380
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:07,458
- I want Carmen's seat now!
- No way!

381
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:08,458
Then I'll scream.

382
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,000
Laura! Hey!

383
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,791
My God. That girl sounds
like a pig being slaughtered.

384
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:16,791
But it's not her fault.

385
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:19,291
It's her parents' fault
for not disciplining her.

386
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:22,083
Laura, you can't behave
like that at the hotel.

387
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,458
- Why?
- What do you mean, "why"?

388
00:20:24,541 --> 00:20:28,166
Kids, behave yourselves
and do as your father says.

389
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,208
What? I don't know this man.

390
00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,458
Of course he speaks Spanish.

391
00:20:34,541 --> 00:20:37,291
He's so Spanish.
Doesn't he look like he loves Iberian ham?

392
00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:40,583
Here it is.

393
00:20:42,791 --> 00:20:45,208
Look. The buses are over there.

394
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:47,750
Forget the buses.

395
00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,333
There's our driver.

396
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,458
It says, "Mr. Chang."
He's waiting for a Chinese passenger.

397
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,750
Put your sunglasses on
and let me do the talking.

398
00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:00,833
Oh my God. Here we go.

399
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,375
Come on.

400
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,083
{\an8}Excuse me.

401
00:21:09,958 --> 00:21:12,000
{\an8}- That's me.
- You're Mr. Chang?

402
00:21:12,083 --> 00:21:13,708
Yes. And this is my family.

403
00:21:19,125 --> 00:21:20,791
- What?
- Welcome.

404
00:21:20,875 --> 00:21:22,958
Yes, of course.

405
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:23,958
Follow me.

406
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:33,833
Come on, kids.

407
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,041
Hurry up.

408
00:21:36,208 --> 00:21:38,625
You're all set. Have a nice stay.

409
00:21:40,208 --> 00:21:41,416
Thank you, Mr. Chang.

410
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:42,833
- What'd you say?
- "Thanks."

411
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,541
- That was "thanks" in Chinese?
- It "shyure" was.

412
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:47,541
Kids, get ready.

413
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,375
Go follow that couple.

414
00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,500
We're gonna get caught.

415
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,000
And even worse, my wife's gonna kill me.

416
00:21:59,083 --> 00:22:02,333
And if she does that,
how can I win her back?

417
00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,375
What did I tell you, pal?

418
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:07,500
The secret to life
is to improvise as you go.

419
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:18,375
We're so gonna get caught.

420
00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:22,000
No! I want it!

421
00:22:22,083 --> 00:22:24,250
Hi, cutie.
We're the kids' activities staff.

422
00:22:26,541 --> 00:22:27,958
Kids' activities staff.

423
00:22:28,625 --> 00:22:30,833
They're the new kids' activities staff.

424
00:22:31,541 --> 00:22:32,958
Óscar and Félix.

425
00:22:33,041 --> 00:22:33,916
I'm Bárbara.

426
00:22:34,666 --> 00:22:39,000
I'll say you're a Barbie.
We're here to see the manager.

427
00:22:39,083 --> 00:22:41,375
That would be me.

428
00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:42,875
Wait here a moment.

429
00:22:42,958 --> 00:22:44,333
What was that about?

430
00:22:44,416 --> 00:22:46,500
See that? I complimented the boss.

431
00:22:46,583 --> 00:22:47,916
I'm off to a good start.

432
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,791
You'll be given keys
to your room in the staff area.

433
00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:53,500
Go get settled in.
Meet me here in half an hour.

434
00:22:53,583 --> 00:22:56,875
You're stupid, fat, and ugly!

435
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,125
I can't stand kids.

436
00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,333
No, he loves kids.

437
00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:02,958
He can't stand parents
who let them run wild.

438
00:23:03,041 --> 00:23:05,375
It's thanks to those parents
that you have jobs.

439
00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:08,791
Jeez, Félix.

440
00:23:08,875 --> 00:23:11,333
I was off to a great start,
and you screwed it up.

441
00:23:11,416 --> 00:23:13,250
Just leave the talking to me.

442
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:14,750
Here are your keys.

443
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:17,041
Straight ahead, fourth hallway,
to the left.

444
00:23:17,125 --> 00:23:19,708
Thanks. I guess we'll be seeing
a lot of each other.

445
00:23:19,791 --> 00:23:22,625
I'm Mr. Chang.
There was no one waiting to pick us up.

446
00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:24,041
We had to take a cab.

447
00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:28,041
This has never happened before.
What's going on?

448
00:23:29,083 --> 00:23:32,625
We have to count to ten
before we follow them.

449
00:23:33,541 --> 00:23:37,541
One, two, three, four, five...

450
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
...ten.

451
00:23:45,666 --> 00:23:48,583
Let's hope they don't get lost.
This is hard to navigate.

452
00:23:48,666 --> 00:23:49,791
Quit worrying so much.

453
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:52,416
We should've set them up
with GPS trackers.

454
00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,500
DAD

455
00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:00,583
This way.

456
00:24:00,666 --> 00:24:03,666
You put a tracker on your dad?

457
00:24:03,750 --> 00:24:05,000
It was my mom's idea.

458
00:24:05,083 --> 00:24:08,416
In case he tried to ditch us.

459
00:24:09,125 --> 00:24:11,750
Oh no. We lost the signal.

460
00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:16,333
Maybe he found the chip and ripped it out.

461
00:24:16,416 --> 00:24:19,375
I hid it in his suitcase, weirdo.
It's not an implant.

462
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,291
Too bad.

463
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,250
The signal's back.

464
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:23,791
This way.

465
00:24:26,416 --> 00:24:29,916
Oh no. The kids aren't here.
They probably got caught.

466
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,625
We were so far ahead, they got lost.

467
00:24:32,708 --> 00:24:35,750
Relax. They saw us take that turn.

468
00:24:36,250 --> 00:24:37,333
I'll go check.

469
00:24:44,250 --> 00:24:47,833
Is the room really this way?

470
00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:51,083
- This is terrible.
- Yeah. It's creepy here.

471
00:24:51,166 --> 00:24:52,166
Kids!

472
00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:56,666
What are you doing here?
This is the employee area.

473
00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:58,083
Where are your parents?

474
00:25:03,083 --> 00:25:04,333
Are you Greek?

475
00:25:05,791 --> 00:25:07,666
No, we're Chinese.

476
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:10,416
Come with me.

477
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,375
There. Those are our parents.

478
00:25:25,458 --> 00:25:27,458
Yeah, by the swimming pool.

479
00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:28,583
Them?

480
00:25:29,958 --> 00:25:30,958
You sure?

481
00:25:32,791 --> 00:25:34,541
- Fine. Go with them.
- Come on.

482
00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,250
Hey. Wait up!

483
00:25:41,333 --> 00:25:42,250
Can we help you?

484
00:25:42,333 --> 00:25:44,708
Could we use some of your sunscreen?

485
00:25:44,791 --> 00:25:49,083
Our mom ran out, and we're getting burned.

486
00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:52,583
Yeah, sure. Come here.
I'll put some on you.

487
00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:06,541
Quick! Get inside!

488
00:26:06,625 --> 00:26:07,833
That was a close call.

489
00:26:07,916 --> 00:26:10,166
See? I told you
they weren't lost, worrywart.

490
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:14,000
A lady caught us
in the hallway, and we had to pretend.

491
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:16,500
You gotta be more careful.
You want us to end up in jail?

492
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:19,500
We wouldn't go to jail. We're minors.

493
00:26:19,583 --> 00:26:21,583
Just until you turn 18.

494
00:26:21,666 --> 00:26:23,000
Then they lock you up

495
00:26:23,083 --> 00:26:25,958
and add the years they had to wait
for you to start your sentence.

496
00:26:26,041 --> 00:26:28,083
That's not true.

497
00:26:28,166 --> 00:26:32,125
Well, kids don't know how it works.
That's why they're so reckless.

498
00:26:32,916 --> 00:26:37,625
Most prisoners are in
for things they did when they were ten.

499
00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:41,333
I bet jail's better than this.

500
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:45,291
Besides, there are only two beds.
Where are we gonna sleep?

501
00:26:45,375 --> 00:26:47,041
I got dibs on this one.

502
00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:50,083
No! I want that one! Get up, tubby!

503
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:53,083
I said it's mine!
Don't hit me! You always hit me!

504
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:54,625
You can't tell me what to do!

505
00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,125
Quit it!

506
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:57,708
Kids!

507
00:26:57,791 --> 00:27:00,791
Could you scream a bit more quietly?

508
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:02,541
Be quiet.

509
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,625
It's your mother.

510
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:08,208
Hi, honey.

511
00:27:08,791 --> 00:27:09,958
Sorry, Cristina.

512
00:27:10,041 --> 00:27:12,666
It's gonna take some getting used to.
How are you?

513
00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:16,583
Yes. She's here. I'll put her on.
She's having a great time.

514
00:27:18,208 --> 00:27:20,333
Remember what we talked about.

515
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:22,583
Hi, Mom.

516
00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:23,916
Yeah. Great.

517
00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:25,958
The hotel's amazing.

518
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:30,291
And Dad's the best father in the world.

519
00:27:33,708 --> 00:27:34,541
Oh yeah.

520
00:27:34,625 --> 00:27:39,166
All the ladies at the hotel check him out
when he walks by.

521
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:44,166
One said, "Wow.
He's cute. I hope he's divorced."

522
00:27:44,250 --> 00:27:48,250
Sweetie, what are you telling your mom?
That's kids for you.

523
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:51,458
Sorry. We have to go.

524
00:27:51,541 --> 00:27:54,250
We're heading to dinner.

525
00:27:54,333 --> 00:27:57,166
Besides, we need to get ready
to go to the nightclub.

526
00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,875
We're gonna go dancing
and who knows what else...

527
00:28:01,208 --> 00:28:04,208
- What are you doing?
- Keeping you from embarrassing yourself.

528
00:28:04,291 --> 00:28:07,125
My wife still feels something for me.
I can tell.

529
00:28:07,208 --> 00:28:11,333
No. What you made her
feel is nauseous. Me too.

530
00:28:11,416 --> 00:28:13,250
We gotta go see the manager.

531
00:28:13,333 --> 00:28:15,541
Are you leaving us here by ourselves?

532
00:28:16,708 --> 00:28:19,625
- I'm hungry.
- Me too. I'm starving.

533
00:28:19,708 --> 00:28:20,791
Again?

534
00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:22,666
But you ate this morning.

535
00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,291
How many times a day do they eat?

536
00:28:35,291 --> 00:28:36,291
This way.

537
00:28:48,250 --> 00:28:51,958
Kids, you get off on the first floor,
where the guest dining room is,

538
00:28:52,041 --> 00:28:54,875
and have dinner
while we speak to the manager.

539
00:28:54,958 --> 00:28:55,833
Here's a room key.

540
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:59,625
Once you're done, take the same elevator
and hurry back to the room.

541
00:28:59,708 --> 00:29:01,833
We'll meet there at 7:30 sharp.

542
00:29:01,916 --> 00:29:03,708
Sit near some foreign couple

543
00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:07,291
who don't seem to understand much
so it looks like you're with them.

544
00:29:07,875 --> 00:29:12,208
Right. My God. We're leaving our kids
alone at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

545
00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,875
What's that?

546
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:23,333
Holy moly!

547
00:29:23,416 --> 00:29:26,250
And we only have 30 minutes to eat it all.

548
00:29:26,333 --> 00:29:29,000
No time to lose.
Last one there's a rotten egg!

549
00:29:42,125 --> 00:29:43,708
100% PURE IBERIAN ACORN-FED HAM

550
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:54,166
To tell you the truth,
I expected you to be younger.

551
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,208
But you come highly recommended,

552
00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:59,416
and given your age,
you must be very experienced.

553
00:30:00,375 --> 00:30:03,958
- Where did you get your certificates?
- Which ones? We have a lot of 'em.

554
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:06,291
Well, I don't mean health certificates.

555
00:30:06,375 --> 00:30:11,625
We have a degree in childhood
and sociocultural activities...

556
00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,625
educational... leisure... civic recreation.

557
00:30:15,708 --> 00:30:20,333
And we have a diploma
in juvenile entertainment.

558
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:28,916
Here are your uniforms
and activity schedule.

559
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,708
It's all organized
by days of the week and exact times.

560
00:30:32,791 --> 00:30:35,416
Stick to it,
and you won't have any problems.

561
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:38,583
Come on. I'll explain everything
while I give you a tour.

562
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,000
Let's get moving.

563
00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,750
You'll work from 11:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m.
with a two-hour break.

564
00:30:44,833 --> 00:30:47,583
When there are day trips,
you'll start earlier.

565
00:30:47,666 --> 00:30:51,625
We normally have two groups.
Ages four to seven and seven to 12.

566
00:30:51,708 --> 00:30:56,000
But this summer, we'll have just one
because there aren't many kids. Questions?

567
00:30:56,083 --> 00:30:57,166
How many are "a few"?

568
00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:58,833
- Twenty, tops.
- Twenty?

569
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:00,958
There's a hotel map in your folders.

570
00:31:01,041 --> 00:31:03,833
We have six pools,
four for adults and two for kids.

571
00:31:03,916 --> 00:31:06,666
On floors two to four,
we have arcade games, simulators,

572
00:31:06,750 --> 00:31:10,125
a zip line, tennis court, climbing wall,
game room, and mini golf.

573
00:31:10,208 --> 00:31:12,833
You'll meet up with the kids
in the game room.

574
00:31:12,916 --> 00:31:14,166
Any questions?

575
00:31:14,250 --> 00:31:15,666
Can I have a crepe?

576
00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:16,916
Of course.

577
00:31:20,500 --> 00:31:21,416
A crepe.

578
00:31:21,500 --> 00:31:23,458
Coming right up. Here.

579
00:31:24,458 --> 00:31:25,750
Can I get a crepe?

580
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:26,750
How's this one?

581
00:31:26,833 --> 00:31:27,708
Good.

582
00:31:29,083 --> 00:31:30,041
Can I have a crepe?

583
00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:39,250
A big squeeze of this!

584
00:31:39,333 --> 00:31:40,833
A handful of this.

585
00:31:40,916 --> 00:31:41,875
Some onions...

586
00:31:41,958 --> 00:31:42,958
Yummy.

587
00:31:43,458 --> 00:31:45,291
Another ring. And another.

588
00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:46,541
And more onions.

589
00:31:46,625 --> 00:31:48,750
More ketchup, please.

590
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:50,166
Total masterpiece.

591
00:31:50,250 --> 00:31:51,166
Crepe, please.

592
00:31:51,250 --> 00:31:52,208
Sure thing.

593
00:31:53,416 --> 00:31:54,666
Thank you.

594
00:31:56,291 --> 00:31:57,250
Can I have a crepe?

595
00:31:57,333 --> 00:32:00,708
You're gonna make yourself sick.
That's your fifth one.

596
00:32:00,791 --> 00:32:02,958
If you want more,
come back with your folks.

597
00:32:04,333 --> 00:32:05,541
Laura.

598
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:10,083
I need you to help me get a crepe.
The chef's on to me.

599
00:32:10,166 --> 00:32:11,416
What's in it for me?

600
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:14,583
All these fries.

601
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,875
Deal!

602
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:21,875
Forget the fries.
You're not gonna believe what I found.

603
00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,375
Follow me.

604
00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:44,166
Hey! Where do you think you're going?

605
00:32:44,708 --> 00:32:46,375
This is our turf.

606
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:48,958
If you want candy, you gotta pay first.

607
00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:51,708
- Excuse me?
- You must be new here.

608
00:32:51,791 --> 00:32:55,333
We've been here for a week,
and we're in charge here.

609
00:32:55,416 --> 00:33:00,250
Every kid at this hotel knows
they can't take candy unless they pay up.

610
00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:02,541
I have this lamb chop. Does that work?

611
00:33:02,625 --> 00:33:03,541
Are you kidding?

612
00:33:03,625 --> 00:33:06,041
We can get that ourselves.

613
00:33:06,125 --> 00:33:08,750
- Do you have a phone?
- What would you give me for it?

614
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:13,458
Three marshmallows
and two pieces of licorice.

615
00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:14,833
In your dreams.

616
00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:16,666
Get outta here, then.

617
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,083
I'll kill him.

618
00:33:18,166 --> 00:33:20,458
- Give me some candy!
- Get off!

619
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:24,291
We can't make a scene.

620
00:33:26,416 --> 00:33:29,791
And don't even think
about snitching to your parents,

621
00:33:29,875 --> 00:33:32,125
or you'll regret it.

622
00:33:36,083 --> 00:33:41,375
Well, well, Gustavito,
broccoli seems to be your new thing.

623
00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:47,333
Starting today, broccoli counts as candy.

624
00:33:55,083 --> 00:33:57,833
That's about it.
You'll have to be vigilant.

625
00:33:57,916 --> 00:34:01,916
Parents want nothing to do with their kids
while they're here at the hotel.

626
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,208
Today, three kids
were just wandering around.

627
00:34:04,291 --> 00:34:06,916
- As of tomorrow, that can't happen.
- Yes, ma'am.

628
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:10,458
- If you'd like to grab dinner...
- Great. I was going to ask you myself.

629
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:14,875
If you'd like to grab dinner,
the staff cafeteria is open.

630
00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:16,958
Thanks. We're starving.

631
00:34:20,208 --> 00:34:23,750
Shoot. We can't. It's 7:30.
We need to get back to the kids.

632
00:34:23,833 --> 00:34:25,958
Only one of us needs to go. I'll do it.

633
00:34:26,041 --> 00:34:27,541
- You're skipping dinner?
- No.

634
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,833
I mean, I'll go to dinner,
and I'll grab you something.

635
00:34:32,125 --> 00:34:33,125
But, what...?

636
00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,958
Kids, I'm back...

637
00:34:36,458 --> 00:34:37,541
Kids?

638
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,291
Wait, what?

639
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:46,791
What did you do?

640
00:34:49,791 --> 00:34:54,458
Pops, save the sermon for later, will ya?
We're not up for it.

641
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,666
Excuse me? What did you say?

642
00:34:58,125 --> 00:34:59,916
We'll talk tomorrow.

643
00:35:04,375 --> 00:35:05,625
What's up?

644
00:35:06,750 --> 00:35:07,625
It's about time.

645
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:10,708
I was getting to know the staff.
Winning them over. It's key.

646
00:35:10,791 --> 00:35:12,791
I told them you were feeling sick.

647
00:35:12,875 --> 00:35:15,666
The <i>kids</i> are sick.
I've spent an hour cleaning up puke.

648
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:19,000
And the carb overload
turned my daughter into a little punk.

649
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:21,583
Miss Goody Two-Shoes
must've really chowed down.

650
00:35:21,666 --> 00:35:23,041
And look at these two.

651
00:35:23,125 --> 00:35:24,875
I totally pigged out too.

652
00:35:24,958 --> 00:35:27,125
- Did you bring me dinner?
- Yeah. Here.

653
00:35:30,375 --> 00:35:31,458
What's this?

654
00:35:31,541 --> 00:35:33,583
An energy bar with everything you need.

655
00:35:33,666 --> 00:35:37,125
I wasn't going to make a scene
by stuffing my pockets with food.

656
00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:40,333
But it has chocolate in it.
I'm allergic to chocolate.

657
00:35:40,416 --> 00:35:42,500
How can you be allergic to chocolate?

658
00:35:42,583 --> 00:35:45,208
Boy, you really can't enjoy
anything good in life.

659
00:35:45,291 --> 00:35:49,000
- I'm starving. I'm going to the cafeteria.
- It's closed. But don't worry.

660
00:35:49,083 --> 00:35:50,916
What do I always say?

661
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,791
The secret to life
is to improvise as you go.

662
00:35:52,875 --> 00:35:54,666
I'll fix this in a jiffy.

663
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,208
- Room service?
<i>- How may I help you?</i>

664
00:36:01,291 --> 00:36:03,958
- Yes, I'd like a club sandwich...
<i>- A club sandwich.</i>

665
00:36:04,041 --> 00:36:07,375
And a soda delivered to room 432.

666
00:36:07,458 --> 00:36:10,958
Yeah. But I'm about to take a shower,
so just leave it at the door.

667
00:36:11,041 --> 00:36:12,625
<i>- No problem, sir.</i>
- Thank you.

668
00:36:14,375 --> 00:36:17,500
Done. In ten minutes,
it'll be at the door of room 432.

669
00:36:17,583 --> 00:36:18,791
I have to go get it?

670
00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:20,875
Well, I can't do everything for you.

671
00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:46,541
This is a map of the hotel.

672
00:37:46,625 --> 00:37:49,916
Memorize it. This is where we'll meet up.

673
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,291
The game room.

674
00:37:51,375 --> 00:37:53,375
Óscar and I will go this way,

675
00:37:53,875 --> 00:37:56,041
and you'll go this way.

676
00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:59,958
We'll meet here
at eleven o'clock on the dot.

677
00:38:00,458 --> 00:38:04,500
From 11:00 to 9:00, we can be together
without making anyone suspicious.

678
00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:07,250
Until 9:00, he says.
You won't make it to noon.

679
00:38:07,333 --> 00:38:10,166
We will because you guys
will be so enthusiastic,

680
00:38:10,250 --> 00:38:11,750
it'll rub off on the other kids.

681
00:38:11,833 --> 00:38:13,166
What are the rules?

682
00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:17,083
Don't tell any kid who we are.

683
00:38:17,166 --> 00:38:20,625
Always call you by your names.

684
00:38:20,708 --> 00:38:22,500
Perfect. Any questions?

685
00:38:22,583 --> 00:38:24,458
Yeah. What's my dad's name?

686
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,041
Óscar.

687
00:38:27,125 --> 00:38:28,166
Who's calling me?

688
00:38:31,541 --> 00:38:35,333
You're the kids' activities staff?
You're joking, right?

689
00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:36,750
I'm filing a complaint.

690
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,791
We were told 20 kids max,
and I think there are more here.

691
00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,500
Quiet, genius. You're counting ours too.

692
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:43,625
Oh, true.

693
00:38:43,708 --> 00:38:46,083
That, and we seem to have
two of the same kid.

694
00:38:47,916 --> 00:38:52,250
Morning! I'm Óscar, and this is Félix.
We're gonna have an epic summer!

695
00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,875
What kind of summer?

696
00:38:59,208 --> 00:39:01,416
You, what kind of summer
are we gonna have?

697
00:39:01,500 --> 00:39:03,458
Epic.

698
00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:05,791
I'm bored.

699
00:39:06,375 --> 00:39:08,791
All right. I tried. You can take over.

700
00:39:09,833 --> 00:39:11,666
Well, we haven't even started yet.

701
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,708
Let's get to it

702
00:39:13,791 --> 00:39:17,958
because we have a schedule
jam-packed with fun stuff!

703
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,958
Yeah!

704
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:25,708
Yes!

705
00:39:25,791 --> 00:39:28,208
How fun! This is so cool!

706
00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:35,583
Today is Monday,
so let's start with balloon animals.

707
00:39:35,666 --> 00:39:38,333
Who wants a balloon doggy?

708
00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:40,000
- Me.
- Good.

709
00:39:40,958 --> 00:39:43,541
Coming right up. Let's make that doggy.

710
00:39:47,750 --> 00:39:54,541
You know, children,
balloon animals are an ancient art form.

711
00:39:54,625 --> 00:39:58,083
The name comes from the Latin
"<i>animalis</i>," meaning "having breath."

712
00:39:58,166 --> 00:40:00,041
And "balloon."

713
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:01,875
From "balloon."

714
00:40:14,666 --> 00:40:16,708
Is that a dog?

715
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:17,791
Are you sure?

716
00:40:18,583 --> 00:40:20,500
Here. Share it.

717
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:21,541
It's so ugly.

718
00:40:21,625 --> 00:40:23,083
No. You can have it.

719
00:40:23,166 --> 00:40:24,291
No, you can.

720
00:40:24,375 --> 00:40:25,333
No. It's all yours.

721
00:40:25,416 --> 00:40:27,958
- Thanks, but no.
- No way.

722
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,625
You're such a loser.

723
00:40:30,708 --> 00:40:33,083
- We like the fat guy more.
- You got that right.

724
00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,000
Yeah.

725
00:40:34,500 --> 00:40:35,791
Is this the kids' club?

726
00:40:35,875 --> 00:40:37,583
Yeah.

727
00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:43,166
I'll leave my daughters with you.

728
00:40:45,541 --> 00:40:46,875
- Mei.
- Wen.

729
00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:48,958
What good manners!

730
00:40:49,041 --> 00:40:50,083
See, kids?

731
00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:53,083
You should follow their example.
Let's introduce ourselves.

732
00:40:53,166 --> 00:40:55,625
- What's your name?
- What's it to you?

733
00:40:57,208 --> 00:40:59,958
Anybody else want a balloon doggy?

734
00:41:03,083 --> 00:41:04,791
Okay. Balloon animals, check.

735
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,791
ACTIVITY: BALLOON ANIMALS

736
00:41:06,875 --> 00:41:08,416
Hey, friends.

737
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:12,208
My brother and I are hiding
from the witch.

738
00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:17,375
When she comes,
don't tell her which way we went, okay?

739
00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,291
Here she comes! Run!

740
00:41:21,458 --> 00:41:23,583
I'm looking for those siblings.

741
00:41:23,666 --> 00:41:26,708
Children, can you tell me
which way they went?

742
00:41:30,750 --> 00:41:33,916
Can you tell me which way they went?

743
00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:41,166
That way.

744
00:41:45,708 --> 00:41:46,625
PUPPET SHOW

745
00:41:46,708 --> 00:41:49,791
I get why they left.
They want to be outside, not cooped up.

746
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:52,458
I can't be in the sun for long.
I burn easily.

747
00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:55,041
- We need to find them fast.
- So put sunscreen on.

748
00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:58,458
That's not the main problem.
Table tennis starts in 15 minutes.

749
00:41:58,541 --> 00:42:01,708
Can you chill out?
It's table tennis, not defusing bombs!

750
00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:07,250
If we're not at table tennis by 12:30,
we could get caught and thrown in jail.

751
00:42:07,333 --> 00:42:12,583
And if we're in jail, we'll miss
rhythmic gymnastics at 1:15 p.m.

752
00:42:17,125 --> 00:42:18,000
Cannonball!

753
00:42:21,791 --> 00:42:25,833
See? Nothing to worry about.
There they are, relaxing by the pool.

754
00:42:27,541 --> 00:42:30,333
Come on, kids. It's almost 12:30.

755
00:42:30,416 --> 00:42:32,958
Let's keep to the schedule.
Don't stress Félix out.

756
00:42:33,041 --> 00:42:35,500
So from now on, I'm keeping you in line.

757
00:42:35,583 --> 00:42:37,708
Come on. Let's get this over with.

758
00:42:37,791 --> 00:42:39,750
- Who wants to go first?
- Me! Please!

759
00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:41,708
Come on, champ. There you go.

760
00:42:42,208 --> 00:42:43,375
Let's do this.

761
00:42:44,666 --> 00:42:45,750
Next!

762
00:43:03,958 --> 00:43:05,500
Done! What else is there?

763
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,416
Outdoor activities.
Come on. Let's move out.

764
00:43:08,916 --> 00:43:11,125
Let's take a moment to relax, kids.

765
00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,750
Come on.

766
00:43:13,833 --> 00:43:15,625
Release the tension in your necks.

767
00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:35,375
Checkmate.

768
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:49,291
Breathe in! Breathe out!

769
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:52,333
These are the lungs, okay?

770
00:43:52,416 --> 00:43:53,916
I'm putting one over here.

771
00:43:57,250 --> 00:44:00,375
- I'm beat.
- I'm done for the day.

772
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:03,166
- It's only five o'clock.
- Five o'clock already?

773
00:44:03,250 --> 00:44:05,791
Let's go, or we won't make it
to the next activity.

774
00:44:05,875 --> 00:44:09,291
The kids sent me to tell you
they're not going anywhere.

775
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:11,833
They're fed up with the activities.

776
00:44:11,916 --> 00:44:14,625
If you want,
you can negotiate with their leader.

777
00:44:15,666 --> 00:44:16,791
They're right.

778
00:44:16,875 --> 00:44:19,416
We're exhausted,
and the kids are stressed out.

779
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:21,000
Look. That one's twitching.

780
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:24,000
I'll go talk to him.

781
00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:26,833
Careful, Dad. He's dangerous.

782
00:44:26,916 --> 00:44:29,208
Don't call him Dad. <i>That</i> is dangerous.

783
00:44:29,291 --> 00:44:33,291
Okay, Óscar. Hurry up and take care of it.
At five o'clock, we have to...

784
00:44:34,166 --> 00:44:35,833
We've tried things your way.

785
00:44:35,916 --> 00:44:37,416
Now we'll do this my way.

786
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,583
- Here we go.
- What do I always say?

787
00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:42,250
The secret to life
is to improvise as you go.

788
00:44:43,916 --> 00:44:46,083
It looks like you could use
some motivation.

789
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:48,166
Let's play games for prizes.

790
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,041
We'll start with a race around the pool.

791
00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:55,833
Whoever completes a lap in the least time
wins an ice-cream voucher.

792
00:44:55,916 --> 00:44:56,791
Hooray!

793
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:59,833
So you're handling the situation
by bribing them?

794
00:45:00,666 --> 00:45:01,500
Who's first?

795
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:06,291
Me! Get that voucher ready.
I'm the fastest kid in my school.

796
00:45:06,375 --> 00:45:08,041
To the starting line.

797
00:45:09,416 --> 00:45:12,041
Stopwatch set. Ready, set, go!

798
00:45:21,166 --> 00:45:22,000
Hugo!

799
00:45:24,666 --> 00:45:26,041
Are you okay?

800
00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:29,416
I'm getting my mom.

801
00:45:29,500 --> 00:45:32,666
Wait. Hey! See?
He got hurt because of your little game.

802
00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:36,541
Leave the lady alone.
She's had enough of a scare.

803
00:45:37,041 --> 00:45:38,041
Kids, come here.

804
00:45:38,125 --> 00:45:42,291
If you promise to keep quiet about this,
you'll each get an ice-cream voucher.

805
00:45:42,375 --> 00:45:43,791
All right!

806
00:45:44,291 --> 00:45:45,125
Yummy!

807
00:45:45,208 --> 00:45:47,125
One for you, another one for you,

808
00:45:47,625 --> 00:45:50,291
one for you, and another one for you.

809
00:45:53,375 --> 00:45:54,291
None for you.

810
00:45:54,375 --> 00:45:57,291
You look like decent people,
and I know you won't snitch.

811
00:45:57,375 --> 00:46:01,000
- We could talk about other things.
- Right.

812
00:46:03,750 --> 00:46:05,083
Very educational.

813
00:46:05,166 --> 00:46:08,916
Are you planning to buy their silence
all month long?

814
00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:11,291
Oh boy.

815
00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,166
The monster boy and his mom.

816
00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:17,333
- Are you the activities staff?
- Yeah.

817
00:46:17,416 --> 00:46:19,958
We're very sorry, ma'am.
It was an accident.

818
00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:24,166
We leave them with you so we can relax,
not so we can be startled like this.

819
00:46:24,250 --> 00:46:28,291
You're right. It's our first day,
and I guarantee you it won't happen again.

820
00:46:28,375 --> 00:46:30,541
It definitely won't. I'm reporting you.

821
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:32,375
Give us a second chance.

822
00:46:35,166 --> 00:46:37,791
Fine, but only
because I'm getting a massage at 6:00.

823
00:46:38,375 --> 00:46:39,666
Thank you.

824
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:48,041
Hugo, champ, we'll give you a voucher
even though you didn't finish the race.

825
00:46:51,208 --> 00:46:53,000
- She's cute, huh?
- Who?

826
00:46:53,083 --> 00:46:55,291
Who? The little monster's mom.

827
00:46:55,791 --> 00:46:58,875
I don't know. I didn't notice.
I only have eyes for my wife.

828
00:46:58,958 --> 00:47:00,541
How's that working out for you?

829
00:47:00,625 --> 00:47:02,500
- She's into you.
- Yeah, right.

830
00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,416
- That would be a first.
- There's someone for everyone.

831
00:47:06,916 --> 00:47:07,958
Let's go.

832
00:47:08,041 --> 00:47:10,250
Who's showering first?

833
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:11,541
The shower's mine!

834
00:47:11,625 --> 00:47:12,791
- No, Laura!
- Hey!

835
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:15,125
Hit each other quietly,
or we'll be found out!

836
00:47:15,208 --> 00:47:18,083
What do you mean, "hit quietly"?
Don't hit each other!

837
00:47:19,208 --> 00:47:23,041
Hey. Do you think
my wife's getting tired of the other guy?

838
00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:25,375
With your daughter out of the house?

839
00:47:25,458 --> 00:47:27,791
Yeah. I bet he's tiring her out.

840
00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,625
No. I mean, do you think she's had enough?

841
00:47:30,708 --> 00:47:32,875
I'd say she's getting plenty.

842
00:47:34,166 --> 00:47:36,458
- Kids, what are you doing?
- Cristóbal!

843
00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:38,166
Don't scream!

844
00:47:38,250 --> 00:47:39,250
Please!

845
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:43,500
- He's spraying me!
- I've had it! What are you doing?

846
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,583
Don't spray me!

847
00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:47,166
Quit it!

848
00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:52,166
Come on! That's enough!

849
00:48:06,166 --> 00:48:07,291
Hey. How's it going?

850
00:48:07,375 --> 00:48:09,958
- Is everything okay in here?
- Yeah. Just perfect.

851
00:48:10,458 --> 00:48:12,500
I thought I heard kids screaming.

852
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,458
You heard it too? That's a relief.

853
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:17,250
I thought I'd lost it
after spending all day with them.

854
00:48:17,333 --> 00:48:19,583
- It was coming from here.
- No. More kids?

855
00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:21,791
That's the last thing we need.

856
00:48:21,875 --> 00:48:24,041
Sure. Where's your colleague?

857
00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:27,041
Here I am. I was in the shower.

858
00:48:28,166 --> 00:48:29,250
With your clothes on?

859
00:48:29,833 --> 00:48:31,875
I got dressed when I heard you.

860
00:48:32,375 --> 00:48:35,333
I was telling your colleague I heard kids.

861
00:48:35,416 --> 00:48:38,125
Yeah. That was me
rehearsing for the puppet shows.

862
00:48:38,208 --> 00:48:41,625
"We like to try new voices."

863
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,250
"So the kids have fun."

864
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:46,541
"Hey. That voice is mine. Give it back."

865
00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:48,916
"No, it's mine. Give it!"

866
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:55,708
I'm here because there was an incident
at the pool involving a kid.

867
00:48:55,791 --> 00:48:57,583
Oh, it was no big deal.

868
00:48:57,666 --> 00:49:02,958
The poor kid was walking by the pool,
and this whale of a lady got in his way.

869
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,958
There was a minor collision.

870
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:07,041
For games and races,

871
00:49:07,125 --> 00:49:10,833
you can use the hotel beach,
where you won't bother our guests.

872
00:49:10,916 --> 00:49:12,666
Got it. It won't happen again.

873
00:49:13,833 --> 00:49:14,958
"No."

874
00:49:37,708 --> 00:49:39,958
No more monkey business.
We almost got caught.

875
00:49:40,041 --> 00:49:42,625
And that kid's mom nearly reported us.

876
00:49:43,125 --> 00:49:44,875
So we need to suck up to him.

877
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:46,125
To that spoiled brat?

878
00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,291
Look who's talking.

879
00:49:48,875 --> 00:49:51,208
Let's see what's
on the schedule for today.

880
00:49:51,750 --> 00:49:53,333
Hugo, what do you want to do?

881
00:49:54,916 --> 00:49:55,958
Arm wrestling.

882
00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:58,833
No. No arm wrestling. It's not a sport...

883
00:49:58,916 --> 00:50:00,166
Of course we can do that.

884
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:02,708
All right.
Who do you want to take on first?

885
00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,250
The fat kid.

886
00:50:05,041 --> 00:50:08,000
- Who are you calling fat?
- You. Who else?

887
00:50:08,791 --> 00:50:10,208
Come on. Sit down.

888
00:50:13,541 --> 00:50:15,000
I'll destroy you.

889
00:50:15,083 --> 00:50:16,250
Ready.

890
00:50:18,458 --> 00:50:19,500
Set.

891
00:50:20,666 --> 00:50:21,833
Go.

892
00:50:36,583 --> 00:50:38,000
I'm the best.

893
00:50:38,083 --> 00:50:39,916
Yep, you are. Here's your voucher.

894
00:50:42,125 --> 00:50:43,458
This sucks.

895
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:46,625
- Is this how it's gonna be?
- Better get used to it.

896
00:50:48,291 --> 00:50:50,625
Ready, set, go!

897
00:50:50,708 --> 00:50:56,791
Go, Gustavito!

898
00:50:58,541 --> 00:50:59,375
All right!

899
00:51:00,541 --> 00:51:02,458
And the winner is Hugo!

900
00:51:04,458 --> 00:51:06,125
Now let's play tug-of-war.

901
00:51:06,208 --> 00:51:08,833
The first team
to pull the rope to their side wins.

902
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,458
Laura, you should be on Hugo's team.

903
00:51:11,541 --> 00:51:13,000
No way I'm helping that brat.

904
00:51:13,083 --> 00:51:16,625
Either you join his team or let him win.
I know how competitive you are.

905
00:51:17,875 --> 00:51:20,250
Ready, set, go!

906
00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:24,333
Come on!

907
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:30,458
Pull harder!

908
00:51:31,416 --> 00:51:33,000
Hooray!

909
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:35,875
Whoo-hoo!

910
00:51:38,125 --> 00:51:40,125
Laura, enough.

911
00:51:40,208 --> 00:51:41,833
A voucher will be enough.

912
00:51:44,583 --> 00:51:46,375
All right!

913
00:51:46,458 --> 00:51:49,791
If you want me to put in a good word
for you with my mom,

914
00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:52,125
you'd better keep me happy.

915
00:51:58,083 --> 00:52:00,250
- You're so corrupt.
- Me?

916
00:52:00,333 --> 00:52:03,958
You're a common criminal,
like Mauro, who's a candy dealer.

917
00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:06,708
Mauro's a candy dealer?

918
00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,416
I need to have a talk with him.

919
00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:11,583
Don't bother.
I doubt he'd cut you in on his business.

920
00:52:11,666 --> 00:52:13,083
How about a rematch?

921
00:52:14,458 --> 00:52:16,041
You're going too far, Óscar.

922
00:52:16,125 --> 00:52:19,750
Yeah? Here's the monster's mother now.
I bet she wants to apologize.

923
00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:28,208
- Who gave my son all this ice cream?
- It was his prize. He deserved it.

924
00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:31,208
You deserve to be reported.
Do you want him to get sick?

925
00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:33,291
It's his fault.

926
00:52:33,375 --> 00:52:37,583
Félix, even if the kid wins every game,
you can't give him all those vouchers.

927
00:52:37,666 --> 00:52:39,750
Don't try to pin this on your colleague.

928
00:52:39,833 --> 00:52:42,541
My son told me
it was the fat guy with white hair.

929
00:52:43,958 --> 00:52:47,208
If you don't like how we run the group,
take care of him yourself.

930
00:52:47,291 --> 00:52:50,583
No. I'll go to the manager
and ask her to fire you

931
00:52:50,666 --> 00:52:52,666
and find someone who can do the job.

932
00:52:53,166 --> 00:52:54,833
- Félix, do something!
- Like what?

933
00:52:54,916 --> 00:52:56,708
Go apologize to her.

934
00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:59,083
Wait! Just a second!

935
00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:02,500
Please, give us another chance.

936
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:05,541
We were just trying
to be nice to your son.

937
00:53:05,625 --> 00:53:09,250
He wasn't enjoying himself
or connecting with the other kids.

938
00:53:09,333 --> 00:53:10,500
Does he seem upset?

939
00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:12,166
More like angry at the world.

940
00:53:12,833 --> 00:53:15,500
He's been like that
since his father and I split up.

941
00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,708
I see. I just went through the same thing.

942
00:53:17,791 --> 00:53:20,791
Though my daughter seems fine for now.

943
00:53:20,875 --> 00:53:22,166
Oh, I'm sorry.

944
00:53:22,250 --> 00:53:24,833
Not that your daughter is fine.
About your divorce.

945
00:53:24,916 --> 00:53:26,750
We're just separated.

946
00:53:26,833 --> 00:53:30,083
Once my wife reconsiders,
we'll get back together.

947
00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:31,500
Where's your wife?

948
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:34,041
At home, thinking it over.

949
00:53:34,541 --> 00:53:36,125
She's seeing a psychologist.

950
00:53:36,208 --> 00:53:38,666
Then there's hope, right?

951
00:53:38,750 --> 00:53:42,208
I'd never go back to my ex.
He cheated on me.

952
00:53:42,291 --> 00:53:44,250
Oh, no way.

953
00:53:44,333 --> 00:53:47,500
You're doing the right thing, ma'am.
I would never forgive that.

954
00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,083
Don't call me ma'am.
We're around the same age.

955
00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:53,583
Look, because of you,
I'll give you both another chance.

956
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:57,166
Just make sure my son enjoys himself
but without all the ice cream.

957
00:53:57,750 --> 00:54:00,583
Sure. I'll keep updated on his progress.

958
00:54:00,666 --> 00:54:01,583
Thanks.

959
00:54:01,666 --> 00:54:02,541
Thank <i>you</i>.

960
00:54:07,041 --> 00:54:09,041
- Did you work it out?
- Yes.

961
00:54:09,125 --> 00:54:11,083
See? I told you she's into you.

962
00:54:11,166 --> 00:54:12,041
No, she not.

963
00:54:12,125 --> 00:54:15,250
She just feels sorry for me
because my wife left me.

964
00:54:15,333 --> 00:54:16,916
Her ex cheated on her too.

965
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,083
Of course.

966
00:54:18,166 --> 00:54:22,541
She's tired of suave, handsome guys.
That's why she doesn't like me.

967
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:25,083
Now she wants a vulnerable wreck.
A sensitive guy.

968
00:54:25,166 --> 00:54:27,666
This is a first for you.
So make the most of it.

969
00:54:27,750 --> 00:54:31,916
No way. I just need to wait
for my wife to come to her senses.

970
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,250
At least now I don't have to suck up
to her son anymore.

971
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,375
He's in for a reality check.
Oh, I can't wait.

972
00:54:41,333 --> 00:54:43,833
Hugo, want to crush that kid again?

973
00:54:47,083 --> 00:54:51,416
Sure. This time,
I'll even do it with my bad arm.

974
00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,083
Pulverize him.

975
00:54:56,291 --> 00:54:57,750
Ready, set, begin!

976
00:54:58,583 --> 00:55:01,250
You animal! That was my bad arm.

977
00:55:01,916 --> 00:55:02,916
I'm telling my mom.

978
00:55:05,791 --> 00:55:06,958
Bravo. Nice job, son.

979
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,375
What did you call him?

980
00:55:09,875 --> 00:55:11,916
I don't know what I called him, son.

981
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,541
Gustavito, son, don't pick your nose.

982
00:55:15,041 --> 00:55:17,083
Félix, son, wipe that dumb look
off your face.

983
00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:20,666
Óscar, the things you say... son.

984
00:55:22,458 --> 00:55:25,166
You should've seen your face
when I called you "son."

985
00:55:25,250 --> 00:55:27,583
It's the first time you ever have.

986
00:55:27,666 --> 00:55:29,958
Come on, son. It can't be the first.

987
00:55:30,458 --> 00:55:32,125
Is he mocking us?

988
00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,083
You don't fool me. Cristóbal's your son.

989
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:40,500
Cristóbal, my son?
Please. We don't look alike at all.

990
00:55:42,125 --> 00:55:44,750
If he isn't,
you won't care if I tell the manager.

991
00:55:44,833 --> 00:55:46,083
You can't do that.

992
00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:49,041
They'd say you're an accomplice
because you've kept quiet.

993
00:55:49,125 --> 00:55:50,625
And they'd throw you in jail.

994
00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:54,000
- Minors can't go to jail.
- That's what you think.

995
00:55:54,083 --> 00:55:57,916
They lock you up at 18 and add up
the years they had to wait for you.

996
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:01,500
At 18, I'm gonna be tired of life
and won't care.

997
00:56:01,583 --> 00:56:04,958
If you want me to keep quiet,
take us to Super Splash tomorrow.

998
00:56:05,041 --> 00:56:08,583
The water park? No way!
I'm fed up with all this blackmail!

999
00:56:10,500 --> 00:56:14,083
Oh, look. There's the manager now.
She'll be interested in this.

1000
00:56:14,166 --> 00:56:15,583
You don't have it in you.

1001
00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:18,625
Watch me.

1002
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:19,833
What's he doing?

1003
00:56:19,916 --> 00:56:20,875
He's gonna tell her.

1004
00:56:20,958 --> 00:56:22,375
What did you do? Stop him.

1005
00:56:22,458 --> 00:56:23,750
Relax. He's bluffing.

1006
00:56:23,833 --> 00:56:24,750
Sure, bluffing.

1007
00:56:24,833 --> 00:56:27,375
That kid's a criminal.
He's got nothing to lose.

1008
00:56:27,458 --> 00:56:30,125
Nothing fazes him. Oh no.

1009
00:56:34,041 --> 00:56:36,250
Mauro just told me. I can't believe it.

1010
00:56:36,833 --> 00:56:38,000
It isn't true.

1011
00:56:38,583 --> 00:56:41,083
So you're not taking them
to Super Splash tomorrow?

1012
00:56:41,958 --> 00:56:44,750
Yes. Of course we are.

1013
00:56:44,833 --> 00:56:46,708
He happened to find out.

1014
00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:49,833
We didn't want to spoil the surprise
for the rest of them.

1015
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:52,958
I'm impressed.
When I saw how old you were,

1016
00:56:53,041 --> 00:56:55,583
I didn't think you'd have
this kind of energy.

1017
00:56:56,833 --> 00:56:57,833
Keep it up.

1018
00:57:00,791 --> 00:57:04,083
I'd rather have you two in my pocket
than rat you out.

1019
00:57:04,583 --> 00:57:05,458
For now.

1020
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:16,750
Did you have to dress like that, Félix?
You're embarrassing us.

1021
00:57:16,833 --> 00:57:18,583
I told you I have sensitive skin.

1022
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:21,375
I can't be in swim trunks
at a water park all day long.

1023
00:57:21,458 --> 00:57:25,666
Do you want me to disintegrate
like a vampire in front of the kids?

1024
00:57:25,750 --> 00:57:27,416
Yeah!

1025
00:57:27,500 --> 00:57:30,166
I'll have the last laugh
when you all get athlete's foot.

1026
00:57:40,916 --> 00:57:43,166
There's the waterslide. Get in line, kids.

1027
00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:46,333
- Kamikaze!
- No!

1028
00:57:46,416 --> 00:57:48,166
No. I'm not going down that.

1029
00:57:48,250 --> 00:57:50,500
Come on, Félix. It's just a tiny slide.

1030
00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:53,958
It's incredibly dangerous.
Nobody should go down it.

1031
00:57:54,041 --> 00:57:55,833
Besides, I suffer from vertigo.

1032
00:57:55,916 --> 00:57:56,875
That too?

1033
00:57:56,958 --> 00:57:59,958
Want me to put you out of your misery?
You've got everything.

1034
00:58:00,041 --> 00:58:02,916
I have everything to make up
for you having nothing.

1035
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:05,875
No shame, no sense of responsibility,
no common sense.

1036
00:58:05,958 --> 00:58:09,375
Okay, well, I bet when the shrink
is with your wife,

1037
00:58:09,458 --> 00:58:11,541
he pounces on her from higher than that.

1038
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:17,750
Kamikaze!

1039
00:58:17,833 --> 00:58:20,125
Come on, Félix! Do it! Don't be a chicken!

1040
00:58:20,708 --> 00:58:22,666
The kids should go first.

1041
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:25,083
I don't believe it. Not even this one?

1042
00:58:25,166 --> 00:58:26,833
- Give him a push!
- Help him!

1043
00:58:26,916 --> 00:58:28,583
No!

1044
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:26,833
{\an8}SIX HOURS AND 28 SLIDES LATER

1045
00:59:30,291 --> 00:59:32,208
Oh no! We're missing a kid.

1046
00:59:32,291 --> 00:59:34,333
Just one? We're getting better at this.

1047
00:59:34,916 --> 00:59:36,625
I'm being serious. We lost a kid.

1048
00:59:36,708 --> 00:59:38,500
Jesus, Félix. Always so negative.

1049
00:59:38,583 --> 00:59:41,500
Just think about all the kids
we haven't lost.

1050
00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:43,250
You're a real buzzkill, you know?

1051
00:59:43,333 --> 00:59:45,333
The missing kid is your son.

1052
00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:46,958
- Really?
- Yeah. Great, right?

1053
00:59:47,041 --> 00:59:51,250
Well, yeah. It's lucky we lost the one kid
no parent is gonna miss.

1054
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:53,083
- Wonderful.
- That's the spirit.

1055
00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:57,166
It's not hard to look on the bright side.
I'll fix your perspective in no time.

1056
00:59:57,250 --> 00:59:58,208
We gotta find him!

1057
00:59:58,291 --> 01:00:02,000
And we will.
He must be stuck in one of the slides.

1058
01:00:02,083 --> 01:00:03,333
I didn't get lost.

1059
01:00:03,416 --> 01:00:06,166
I was at the gift shop
getting you a souvenir cap.

1060
01:00:06,666 --> 01:00:08,333
Sorry I disappointed you.

1061
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:18,833
How are you? Yesterday was intense,
but we had a great time.

1062
01:00:21,666 --> 01:00:26,125
Okay, not great,
but we ended the day safe and sound.

1063
01:00:28,458 --> 01:00:30,666
Maybe not safe, but at least sound.

1064
01:00:30,750 --> 01:00:33,208
Gustavito, it's no one's fault
that on the last slide,

1065
01:00:33,291 --> 01:00:35,458
you put your leg where it didn't belong.

1066
01:00:35,541 --> 01:00:37,000
Where's Félix?

1067
01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:39,083
Félix? Felix is...

1068
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:44,000
I can't move. My muscles must've spasmed
after the slides yesterday.

1069
01:00:45,708 --> 01:00:47,583
Leave without me.

1070
01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:51,791
Nice. I wanna spend the day
lounging around, doing nothing too.

1071
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:56,250
So today, it's just us.

1072
01:00:56,333 --> 01:00:58,916
Which is why we'll do
the best activity there is.

1073
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:00,500
A treasure hunt!

1074
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:04,500
I hid the treasure
somewhere in this hotel.

1075
01:01:04,583 --> 01:01:06,791
You can find it
following the clues I left.

1076
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:10,625
<i>I can only tell you the first clue for now</i>

1077
01:01:11,958 --> 01:01:13,583
<i>Is where they prepare your chow!</i>

1078
01:01:13,666 --> 01:01:15,541
And the hunt starts... now!

1079
01:01:20,333 --> 01:01:21,416
Off you go.

1080
01:01:25,833 --> 01:01:27,166
What are you doing here?

1081
01:01:27,666 --> 01:01:28,500
Over here!

1082
01:01:28,583 --> 01:01:30,500
You can't be here.

1083
01:01:30,583 --> 01:01:33,416
- I'm going to talk to your parents!
- What does it say?

1084
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:37,375
<i>"This clue gives you a chance
To find the next one, where you dance"</i>

1085
01:01:38,041 --> 01:01:39,958
The next one's where we dance?

1086
01:01:41,375 --> 01:01:43,458
Of course! The dance floor.

1087
01:01:43,541 --> 01:01:45,333
- To the nightclub!
- Come on!

1088
01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:47,666
There it is!

1089
01:01:48,666 --> 01:01:50,000
There! Get it!

1090
01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:52,833
- Grab it!
- Read it. See what it says.

1091
01:01:53,500 --> 01:01:56,125
<i>"Here's a clue to float your boat"</i>

1092
01:01:56,208 --> 01:01:58,458
<i>"It's made of sand and has a moat"</i>

1093
01:01:58,541 --> 01:02:00,708
Made of sand?

1094
01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:06,041
- Sandcastles!
- That's it! To the beach!

1095
01:02:06,791 --> 01:02:07,875
Let's go.

1096
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:17,416
Come on.

1097
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:19,666
No! My sandcastle! What are you doing?

1098
01:02:21,208 --> 01:02:22,541
What the heck?

1099
01:02:27,125 --> 01:02:28,666
Over here! I found it!

1100
01:02:29,625 --> 01:02:33,375
<i>"You're almost ready to fly
Since the treasure is nearby"</i>

1101
01:02:33,458 --> 01:02:37,083
<i>"Think about it, you're almost there
Picture bubbles in a square"</i>

1102
01:02:37,166 --> 01:02:39,250
"Bubbles in a square"?

1103
01:02:39,333 --> 01:02:41,458
"Bubbles in a square"?

1104
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:42,833
The jacuzzi!

1105
01:02:42,916 --> 01:02:44,041
The jacuzzi!

1106
01:02:44,125 --> 01:02:45,708
All right!

1107
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:02,958
Good job, kids. You found me.
And it only took you two hours.

1108
01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,500
Tell me you're not the treasure.

1109
01:03:04,583 --> 01:03:07,625
You better be sitting on it.

1110
01:03:07,708 --> 01:03:10,791
The clues didn't say the treasure
was under a fat guy.

1111
01:03:10,875 --> 01:03:13,083
Where's the treasure?

1112
01:03:13,166 --> 01:03:14,666
It's in your hearts.

1113
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,541
It's the joy you felt
when you hunted for it.

1114
01:03:17,625 --> 01:03:19,333
That's the real treasure.

1115
01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,750
This doesn't end here.
Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

1116
01:03:25,416 --> 01:03:27,000
Silver Eagle here.

1117
01:03:27,083 --> 01:03:30,625
Félix, you have to get here now.
I think my dad's in trouble.

1118
01:03:30,708 --> 01:03:33,125
What? I'm on my way.

1119
01:03:48,250 --> 01:03:50,708
- He's talking to a man on a deck chair.
- Good.

1120
01:03:50,791 --> 01:03:53,250
Keep a lookout.
Let us know if he's coming.

1121
01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:02,958
I wanted to rat them out.

1122
01:04:03,041 --> 01:04:05,875
If we do that, the fun is over.

1123
01:04:05,958 --> 01:04:08,375
So don't tell on them,

1124
01:04:08,458 --> 01:04:11,666
or we'll report your candy business,
and you'll be finished.

1125
01:04:15,041 --> 01:04:16,250
On vacation?

1126
01:04:16,333 --> 01:04:19,083
No, I work here. I'm the hotel comedian.

1127
01:04:19,166 --> 01:04:22,708
- Nice. Have you been doing it for long?
- No. Tonight's my first show.

1128
01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:24,791
Ah. That's why you seem nervous.

1129
01:04:24,875 --> 01:04:29,791
Yeah. I'm actually an electrician.

1130
01:04:29,875 --> 01:04:33,916
I lost my job,
and my brother-in-law found me this gig.

1131
01:04:34,416 --> 01:04:35,666
But don't tell anybody.

1132
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,583
Oh wow. No, I won't tell,
but they're so unprofessional.

1133
01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:43,208
Rampant nepotism and giving jobs
to unqualified people.

1134
01:04:43,291 --> 01:04:45,125
What are you doing, lounging here?

1135
01:04:45,208 --> 01:04:47,500
Feeling better?
This is the hotel comedian.

1136
01:04:47,583 --> 01:04:49,833
Nice to meet you. Where are the kids?

1137
01:04:49,916 --> 01:04:53,250
Relax. They're happy as can be,
doing arts and crafts.

1138
01:04:53,333 --> 01:04:55,625
You left them alone,
playing with scissors?

1139
01:04:57,333 --> 01:04:58,541
I've gotta run.

1140
01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:00,958
I still have to memorize
my set for tonight.

1141
01:05:01,041 --> 01:05:02,791
Lucky you. What a life you have.

1142
01:05:02,875 --> 01:05:06,500
Now, you have a real job,
not this hell of entertaining kids.

1143
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,416
Don't worry. You'll do great.
People in the audience are like kids.

1144
01:05:10,500 --> 01:05:11,833
Show them who's boss.

1145
01:05:11,916 --> 01:05:14,208
If they smell fear, it's game over.

1146
01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:24,041
The other one's coming!

1147
01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,041
What are you doing with this?

1148
01:05:27,125 --> 01:05:28,416
It's very dangerous!

1149
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:30,791
Kids, put down your scissors.

1150
01:05:30,875 --> 01:05:32,958
Just a minute. We're almost done.

1151
01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:35,208
I said put down the scissors.

1152
01:05:35,291 --> 01:05:37,416
And put your hands up
where I can see them.

1153
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:39,791
Just a minute. I need one more letter.

1154
01:05:39,875 --> 01:05:42,000
I said hands up. Now.

1155
01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,000
Get out.

1156
01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:50,333
So unfair.

1157
01:05:58,625 --> 01:06:00,375
Get a move on, Gustavito.

1158
01:06:00,458 --> 01:06:01,875
No!

1159
01:06:03,625 --> 01:06:09,250
No, Gustavito. I wasn't gonna shoot you.
It's a joke. It's made of plastic.

1160
01:06:14,666 --> 01:06:15,666
Let's go.

1161
01:06:28,875 --> 01:06:30,208
Put them on him.

1162
01:06:32,583 --> 01:06:35,000
{\an8}I'M A BUTTHEAD

1163
01:06:35,583 --> 01:06:37,666
- What's that for?
- What a day!

1164
01:06:37,750 --> 01:06:39,875
I even shot Gustavito in the eye.

1165
01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:44,875
Why do you always focus on the negative?
He doesn't have that twitch anymore.

1166
01:06:45,541 --> 01:06:48,916
Put some cream on my back.
I fell asleep in the sun, and it itches.

1167
01:06:49,000 --> 01:06:51,708
- I think I got a sunburn.
- How about that.

1168
01:06:51,791 --> 01:06:54,166
You made fun of me,
and now you want my cream.

1169
01:07:03,375 --> 01:07:05,125
I'm not sleeping in the tub.

1170
01:07:05,208 --> 01:07:06,583
Move over. Make some room.

1171
01:07:09,916 --> 01:07:13,791
You're a bit down in the dumps, huh?
We could go to the stand-up show.

1172
01:07:13,875 --> 01:07:16,750
- That'll cheer you up.
- But we can't leave the kids here.

1173
01:07:17,333 --> 01:07:19,416
You're right. We can't leave them.

1174
01:07:19,500 --> 01:07:21,625
- Kids, wake up!
- What are you doing?

1175
01:07:22,458 --> 01:07:25,000
There's a great show tonight.
Let's go and have fun.

1176
01:07:25,083 --> 01:07:27,166
- Hey.
- What are you doing?

1177
01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:35,583
Kids, sit over there where we can see you.

1178
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,833
I'll wish the comedian luck.
The poor guy was nervous.

1179
01:07:44,916 --> 01:07:45,833
Okay.

1180
01:07:51,291 --> 01:07:53,125
- Hi.
- Hi. How's it going?

1181
01:07:53,208 --> 01:07:55,208
Good. It's odd seeing you
without the kids.

1182
01:07:55,291 --> 01:07:56,250
I know, right?

1183
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,500
My mom's babysitting.
I needed to have some fun.

1184
01:07:58,583 --> 01:08:02,083
Óscar said the same to me.
That I need to get out and enjoy myself.

1185
01:08:02,166 --> 01:08:03,958
Enjoy the show. I'm gonna find a table.

1186
01:08:04,041 --> 01:08:07,875
Why don't you sit with us?
That is, if you don't mind Óscar.

1187
01:08:07,958 --> 01:08:12,166
Okay. And we can clear the air.
Laughter always helps, right?

1188
01:08:12,250 --> 01:08:14,125
I'm not sure if I'll laugh much.

1189
01:08:14,208 --> 01:08:17,958
I'm not a big fan of stand-up.
I'm more into comedy films.

1190
01:08:18,041 --> 01:08:19,291
By Billy Wilder?

1191
01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:22,458
Yes! Preston Sturges, Vincente Minnelli,

1192
01:08:22,541 --> 01:08:25,625
Stanley Donen, Howard Hawks,
Ernst Lubitsch...

1193
01:08:25,708 --> 01:08:27,375
You like classic films?

1194
01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:28,458
I love them.

1195
01:08:28,541 --> 01:08:32,791
Amazing. My ex could only rattle off
names of soccer players like that.

1196
01:08:37,416 --> 01:08:38,541
Poor kids.

1197
01:08:40,333 --> 01:08:42,708
Yeah, poor things.

1198
01:08:43,291 --> 01:08:45,625
Some parents don't deserve their kids.

1199
01:08:46,500 --> 01:08:48,666
Best of luck. You've got a packed house.

1200
01:08:48,750 --> 01:08:51,166
- Packed? What do you mean?
- To the rafters.

1201
01:08:51,750 --> 01:08:55,166
If you keep telling me this stuff,
I'll be too nervous to perform.

1202
01:08:55,250 --> 01:08:58,333
It'll be a piece of cake.
People on vacation want to laugh.

1203
01:08:58,416 --> 01:09:02,000
Sure, but what if they don't laugh?
I'm screwed.

1204
01:09:02,083 --> 01:09:04,083
Calm down. It'll be fine.

1205
01:09:05,708 --> 01:09:07,750
Hold on. I don't feel so well.

1206
01:09:08,250 --> 01:09:09,958
I gotta run to the bathroom.

1207
01:09:11,583 --> 01:09:12,541
Excuse me.

1208
01:09:13,041 --> 01:09:14,000
But...

1209
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:15,166
BATHROOM

1210
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:17,583
- What's wrong?
- He locked himself in there.

1211
01:09:18,791 --> 01:09:20,750
Go entertain them until he comes out.

1212
01:09:20,833 --> 01:09:23,583
- Me? No, I can't.
- Aren't you staff?

1213
01:09:23,666 --> 01:09:26,708
- But I work with kids, not adults.
- It's not that different.

1214
01:09:26,791 --> 01:09:28,750
Get out there, or you're both fired.

1215
01:09:28,833 --> 01:09:31,291
Ever since,
I can't seem to get back on my feet.

1216
01:09:32,125 --> 01:09:35,083
But you came here to have fun,
and I'm ruining your night.

1217
01:09:35,166 --> 01:09:37,541
No, feel free to get it off your chest.

1218
01:09:38,083 --> 01:09:41,166
It gives me hope to see
there are still loyal, sensitive men,

1219
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:44,416
capable of talking
and expressing their feelings.

1220
01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:45,500
It's fantastic.

1221
01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:50,875
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1222
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:52,125
What's he doing?

1223
01:09:52,208 --> 01:09:55,000
Don't be alarmed.
I'm not the comedian. Far from it.

1224
01:09:55,750 --> 01:09:57,500
- In fact, I'm an accountant.
- What?

1225
01:09:57,583 --> 01:10:00,750
Really. Last month, I was fired
from my company after 30 years.

1226
01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:02,208
"Downsizing," my boss said.

1227
01:10:02,291 --> 01:10:05,625
"Downsizing"? I wish
I could cut that jerk down to size.

1228
01:10:09,041 --> 01:10:11,458
Why are they laughing?
It's a terrible joke.

1229
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:13,083
I think it's great.

1230
01:10:13,666 --> 01:10:15,583
Now, without further delay...

1231
01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:23,291
Speaking about delays,
how about that buffet line?

1232
01:10:23,375 --> 01:10:27,625
What a mess. I've had yogurt expire
while I was waiting.

1233
01:10:27,708 --> 01:10:32,333
I've had time to solve Sudoku puzzles.
I've even renewed my driver's license.

1234
01:10:32,416 --> 01:10:34,416
I've gone for breakfast
and walked out after lunch.

1235
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,250
My work piles up while I'm there.

1236
01:10:37,041 --> 01:10:39,708
And I've realized people at the buffet
become selfish.

1237
01:10:39,791 --> 01:10:42,708
They only care about getting <i>their</i> stuff.
Except for me.

1238
01:10:42,791 --> 01:10:44,375
I go to get <i>my</i> stuff.

1239
01:10:46,041 --> 01:10:48,083
Then the kids pile food on their plates.

1240
01:10:48,166 --> 01:10:50,375
The other day, I saw a boy with 30 pies.

1241
01:10:50,458 --> 01:10:54,083
His mom said, "You're gonna explode."
So he said, "Take cover."

1242
01:10:55,458 --> 01:10:57,125
Thank you, everybody!

1243
01:11:03,791 --> 01:11:06,125
Well, that's it, then. Fired.

1244
01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:08,333
What? The audience loved it.

1245
01:11:08,416 --> 01:11:12,041
The other guy is fired.
You're the new hotel comedian.

1246
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:15,583
Me? No way. I can't be with the kids
all day and perform at night.

1247
01:11:15,666 --> 01:11:17,666
You wouldn't have to work with the kids.

1248
01:11:17,750 --> 01:11:20,291
Do you think Félix
could handle them by himself?

1249
01:11:20,375 --> 01:11:22,833
Without me? No way.

1250
01:11:23,875 --> 01:11:28,250
You'd earn three times as much
and have your own room in the guest wing.

1251
01:11:28,333 --> 01:11:29,750
Well, let's see.

1252
01:11:29,833 --> 01:11:32,500
If I have the whole day
to come up with jokes

1253
01:11:32,583 --> 01:11:34,791
and my own room, it's a different story.

1254
01:11:34,875 --> 01:11:36,791
Félix can handle the kids.

1255
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:39,291
Just between us, it's a one-person job.

1256
01:11:39,875 --> 01:11:43,291
With that group of kids,
one staff member is plenty.

1257
01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:45,333
Perfect.

1258
01:11:52,416 --> 01:11:53,500
Yes!

1259
01:11:55,625 --> 01:11:58,500
- So, how was it? Hi.
- Hi.

1260
01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:00,416
Why did you do the show?

1261
01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:03,333
The comedian chickened out.
But guess what.

1262
01:12:03,416 --> 01:12:04,916
I'm replacing him.

1263
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:08,916
How will you work with the kids all day
and perform at night?

1264
01:12:09,000 --> 01:12:10,875
Well, you won't believe this.

1265
01:12:10,958 --> 01:12:12,666
- I'm done with the kids.
- What?

1266
01:12:12,750 --> 01:12:14,875
Can you keep it down? I'm famous now.

1267
01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:17,416
Yeah. Let's talk later, back in our room.

1268
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,833
Sorry. I forgot the best part.

1269
01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:22,041
The room's all yours now.

1270
01:12:22,125 --> 01:12:24,875
I'm moving to a private room
in the guest wing.

1271
01:12:24,958 --> 01:12:28,583
How can you leave me alone with all the...?

1272
01:12:30,666 --> 01:12:33,375
With all the plans we had?

1273
01:12:33,458 --> 01:12:36,875
Come on. What plans did we have? To sleep?

1274
01:12:36,958 --> 01:12:41,291
That reminds me, you should head to bed.
Tomorrow's the dolphin cruise.

1275
01:12:41,375 --> 01:12:43,291
It's gonna be an exhausting day.

1276
01:12:43,958 --> 01:12:45,125
Waiter, a whiskey here.

1277
01:12:48,166 --> 01:12:50,708
- Mei, Mauro...
- Coming.

1278
01:12:50,791 --> 01:12:52,125
Come on, kids.

1279
01:12:54,625 --> 01:12:55,583
Hello.

1280
01:12:55,666 --> 01:12:58,083
Are you taking a gamble
and leaving him with me?

1281
01:12:58,166 --> 01:12:59,583
No, I'm coming with you.

1282
01:12:59,666 --> 01:13:01,875
Did you think
I'd leave you all on your own?

1283
01:13:01,958 --> 01:13:05,041
- I could use the help.
- Great. Should I grab the crutches?

1284
01:13:05,125 --> 01:13:08,541
Yeah. Come on, Gustavito. Let's go.

1285
01:13:09,041 --> 01:13:11,416
Dolphins!

1286
01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:14,833
Quiet down, please!

1287
01:13:14,916 --> 01:13:16,500
Stop the bus!

1288
01:13:16,583 --> 01:13:17,750
What's wrong?

1289
01:13:17,833 --> 01:13:21,708
I forgot my water wings!
We need to go back!

1290
01:13:21,791 --> 01:13:23,250
You won't need them.

1291
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:26,916
I will! I want to swim with the dolphins!

1292
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,083
You can't. We're just gonna see them.

1293
01:13:29,166 --> 01:13:32,458
Are we there yet? How much longer?

1294
01:13:32,541 --> 01:13:35,708
Carmen, we just left.
I'm counting on you to behave yourself.

1295
01:13:35,791 --> 01:13:37,666
Yes, Dad.

1296
01:13:40,041 --> 01:13:41,083
Yes, Dad...

1297
01:13:41,166 --> 01:13:45,250
Dad would have been so happy
if he were still alive

1298
01:13:45,833 --> 01:13:48,708
because he loved dolphins.

1299
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:53,291
That's why I'm so excited.
It'll be like being with him again.

1300
01:13:53,375 --> 01:13:55,416
Poor girl. Her dad died. Did you hear?

1301
01:13:55,500 --> 01:13:57,000
Yeah, thank God.

1302
01:13:58,166 --> 01:14:02,333
Thank God we're seeing the dolphins.
That'll make her feel better.

1303
01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:07,375
It must be hard to spend the day with kids
and not have your daughter with you.

1304
01:14:07,458 --> 01:14:10,708
Yeah. I miss her very much.

1305
01:14:11,708 --> 01:14:13,958
Hurry up, Gustavito!

1306
01:14:18,875 --> 01:14:21,166
Come on, kids. Leave your backpacks there.

1307
01:14:21,791 --> 01:14:25,666
- Wow. Cool. A Viking ship.
- Look. The captain has a parrot.

1308
01:14:26,583 --> 01:14:28,833
Gustavito, since you can barely walk,

1309
01:14:28,916 --> 01:14:31,833
you can sit here
and keep an eye on the backpacks.

1310
01:14:31,916 --> 01:14:35,291
Come on, Félix. The kid only has
one eye to see the dolphins,

1311
01:14:35,375 --> 01:14:37,583
and you want him to watch the backpacks.

1312
01:14:37,666 --> 01:14:38,958
Sorry. My bad.

1313
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:42,000
I'm around Óscar so much,
I'm starting to act like him.

1314
01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:46,541
Wow. This is moving a lot.

1315
01:14:46,625 --> 01:14:49,958
Kids, stop rocking the boat!

1316
01:14:50,041 --> 01:14:52,958
If we all jump at the same time,
maybe we'll sink it.

1317
01:14:53,041 --> 01:14:54,125
Yeah!

1318
01:14:54,208 --> 01:14:56,958
I wanna swim with the dolphins!

1319
01:14:57,041 --> 01:14:58,541
Stay still, kids!

1320
01:14:59,125 --> 01:15:00,416
Please!

1321
01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,791
I'm feeling seasick,
and we haven't even left the dock.

1322
01:15:03,875 --> 01:15:06,333
Don't worry. It's worse
when the boat's tied up.

1323
01:15:06,416 --> 01:15:09,583
Once we set sail and you feel the breeze,
you'll be all better.

1324
01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:20,291
No! You'll scare the dolphins away!

1325
01:15:22,125 --> 01:15:24,583
We'll stop here
to see if we spot the dolphins.

1326
01:15:25,750 --> 01:15:27,208
There's one there!

1327
01:15:27,291 --> 01:15:28,208
You sure?

1328
01:15:28,291 --> 01:15:32,041
Yeah, I saw it as clearly
as the unicorn from the plane.

1329
01:15:32,125 --> 01:15:33,750
There's another one there!

1330
01:15:33,833 --> 01:15:35,416
Look, Dad!

1331
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:38,291
Poor thing.
She's talking to her dad in heaven.

1332
01:15:38,875 --> 01:15:41,291
I'm sure your father
can see them, sweetie.

1333
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,958
I don't think so.
Her father can't see a thing.

1334
01:15:44,041 --> 01:15:45,666
Today's the day!

1335
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:47,875
- Félix!
- I'm gonna swim with the dolphins!

1336
01:15:47,958 --> 01:15:51,541
- Laura!
- One, two, and...

1337
01:15:52,166 --> 01:15:54,708
- Are you nuts? You're gonna fall!
- Let go of me!

1338
01:15:54,791 --> 01:15:58,208
- Get down! Laura!
- Let go!

1339
01:15:58,291 --> 01:16:00,250
You scared me! You could've been hurt.

1340
01:16:00,333 --> 01:16:03,500
I'm disappointed in you.
Wait till your father hears about this.

1341
01:16:03,583 --> 01:16:06,833
My father... couldn't care less
what happens to us.

1342
01:16:06,916 --> 01:16:08,708
That's not true, Laura.

1343
01:16:08,791 --> 01:16:11,750
Your father cares... a lot.

1344
01:16:11,833 --> 01:16:13,666
Buddy, get me another caipirinha.

1345
01:16:13,750 --> 01:16:15,666
Great show yesterday.

1346
01:16:15,750 --> 01:16:18,250
Thanks. There's another one tonight.
See you there.

1347
01:16:24,791 --> 01:16:26,250
- Yes?
- Hey, man.

1348
01:16:26,750 --> 01:16:29,166
Can you tell me
what room that couple's in?

1349
01:16:30,625 --> 01:16:32,916
Oh, I shouldn't, but you're so funny.

1350
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:35,833
Funny how being funny
works to my advantage, huh?

1351
01:16:35,916 --> 01:16:38,958
See what I mean? Room 423.

1352
01:16:39,041 --> 01:16:40,000
Thanks, pal.

1353
01:16:40,083 --> 01:16:42,875
Hi there. I need to know something.

1354
01:16:42,958 --> 01:16:45,666
When are the guests in room 423 leaving?

1355
01:16:46,250 --> 01:16:49,791
I shouldn't say, but you're so funny.

1356
01:16:51,041 --> 01:16:53,500
It's a two-day stay.
They're leaving tomorrow.

1357
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,833
Great. Let's see
how we get out of this mess.

1358
01:16:56,500 --> 01:16:59,208
By the way,
would you like to see my new room later?

1359
01:17:00,208 --> 01:17:02,250
You shouldn't, but I'm so funny.

1360
01:17:03,875 --> 01:17:06,583
It's his fault
we didn't get to see the dolphins.

1361
01:17:06,666 --> 01:17:07,916
I know.

1362
01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:11,791
The little orphan's right.
I do everything wrong.

1363
01:17:11,875 --> 01:17:14,000
I ruined the dolphin cruise.

1364
01:17:14,083 --> 01:17:15,708
Hey. It's not your fault.

1365
01:17:15,791 --> 01:17:18,541
Well, I vomited all around the boat.

1366
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:22,875
I think you're doing a great job,
but maybe that's just because I like you.

1367
01:17:24,041 --> 01:17:25,291
You're all red.

1368
01:17:26,541 --> 01:17:29,916
- I'm just not used to...
- No. You got really sunburned.

1369
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,666
I can't be in the sun.

1370
01:17:31,750 --> 01:17:34,833
Besides, I lent Óscar my cream,
and he used it all up.

1371
01:17:35,416 --> 01:17:36,458
Just look at you.

1372
01:17:40,875 --> 01:17:43,250
Sorry. I gotta take this.
It could be my wife.

1373
01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:44,958
- Sure.
- It's Óscar.

1374
01:17:45,541 --> 01:17:46,541
Yeah?

1375
01:17:47,041 --> 01:17:50,500
No way.

1376
01:17:53,458 --> 01:17:55,166
Okay.

1377
01:17:56,250 --> 01:17:58,541
What happened?
Now you're back to being pale.

1378
01:17:59,541 --> 01:18:02,458
My wife showed up at the hotel.

1379
01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:04,708
But that's great, right?

1380
01:18:04,791 --> 01:18:07,750
You wanted her back.
If she came all the way here...

1381
01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:10,083
I haven't told you the whole truth.

1382
01:18:11,541 --> 01:18:13,208
She's here with her boyfriend.

1383
01:18:13,291 --> 01:18:17,291
She cheated on me, but I don't have
as much self-respect as you.

1384
01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:20,583
Well, okay. I understand.

1385
01:18:20,666 --> 01:18:23,000
You were together a long time.
You have a kid.

1386
01:18:23,083 --> 01:18:25,916
- Did she bring her?
- No. I did.

1387
01:18:26,458 --> 01:18:27,375
What?

1388
01:18:30,083 --> 01:18:33,375
I also lied to you about that.
Carmen is my daughter.

1389
01:18:33,458 --> 01:18:34,750
What?

1390
01:18:36,791 --> 01:18:38,250
I'm hiding her in my room.

1391
01:18:38,333 --> 01:18:39,333
Does your wife know?

1392
01:18:39,416 --> 01:18:41,958
No. She thinks we're on vacation.

1393
01:18:42,041 --> 01:18:45,250
If she finds out,
I could lose shared custody.

1394
01:18:45,333 --> 01:18:47,333
- Félix.
- Not now, Cristóbal.

1395
01:18:47,416 --> 01:18:48,500
It's strange.

1396
01:18:48,583 --> 01:18:51,083
Five minutes ago,
I just wanted was my wife back,

1397
01:18:51,166 --> 01:18:53,583
and now I'd be content
with not losing my child.

1398
01:18:53,666 --> 01:18:55,083
She didn't say she was coming?

1399
01:18:55,166 --> 01:18:58,875
Well, now I see I have three missed calls.

1400
01:18:59,916 --> 01:19:03,250
I was having such a good time with you,
I wasn't checking my phone.

1401
01:19:03,916 --> 01:19:06,458
- Why'd she have to call today?
- How long are they staying?

1402
01:19:06,541 --> 01:19:07,666
Félix!

1403
01:19:07,750 --> 01:19:08,791
Not now, Cristóbal.

1404
01:19:08,875 --> 01:19:10,791
According to Óscar, just two days.

1405
01:19:10,875 --> 01:19:14,750
He was gonna warn the hotel staff
not to tell her that I'm an employee.

1406
01:19:15,250 --> 01:19:17,041
- Félix!
- What is it, Cristóbal?

1407
01:19:17,125 --> 01:19:18,750
We left Gustavito behind.

1408
01:19:27,125 --> 01:19:28,125
Glasses!

1409
01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,750
Come on, Gustavito. You're with us now.

1410
01:19:31,833 --> 01:19:35,500
It was just a scare, huh?
Come on. Cheer him up, kids!

1411
01:19:35,583 --> 01:19:40,625
Gustavito!

1412
01:19:41,375 --> 01:19:43,208
What else could go wrong today?

1413
01:19:43,291 --> 01:19:46,750
Relax. I have a plan
for you to keep your daughter,

1414
01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:49,041
your job, and even to get your wife back.

1415
01:19:49,125 --> 01:19:50,375
I can't wait to hear it.

1416
01:19:50,458 --> 01:19:51,958
Great. Here's the plan.

1417
01:19:52,041 --> 01:19:53,875
Move to Óscar's room for two days.

1418
01:19:53,958 --> 01:19:56,541
He'll go back
to your room in the staff area.

1419
01:19:56,625 --> 01:20:00,333
Yeah, but how do I explain
being surrounded by kids all day?

1420
01:20:00,416 --> 01:20:02,458
She'll think you're Mr. Popularity.

1421
01:20:02,541 --> 01:20:05,041
Right. What about my uniform?
It has my job title on it.

1422
01:20:05,125 --> 01:20:07,166
- Wear a sweatshirt over it.
- In this heat?

1423
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:10,333
- It's better than her finding out.
- True. You're right.

1424
01:20:11,125 --> 01:20:13,291
It seems impossible to pull off.

1425
01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:14,666
No, nothing's impossible.

1426
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:17,833
Well, yeah.
It's impossible to be redder than you.

1427
01:20:19,625 --> 01:20:21,500
Want to hear the rest of the plan?

1428
01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,958
Yes. Mostly the part
where I get my wife back.

1429
01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:26,500
- That's where I come in.
- Really?

1430
01:20:26,583 --> 01:20:28,708
You'd hook up with her boyfriend for me?

1431
01:20:28,791 --> 01:20:31,416
Come on.
You really know nothing about women.

1432
01:20:32,083 --> 01:20:34,083
You're the one I should hook up with.

1433
01:20:34,166 --> 01:20:37,458
I mean, she needs to think you're with me.

1434
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:40,416
Nothing works like seeing
the man you dumped with someone new.

1435
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:44,166
Right. But for that to work,
the other woman should be... stunning.

1436
01:20:47,625 --> 01:20:51,125
Of course! Stunning like you!

1437
01:20:55,250 --> 01:20:56,541
{\an8}JOIN OUR ADVENTURE

1438
01:20:56,625 --> 01:20:58,500
Look, this is my wife.

1439
01:20:59,708 --> 01:21:03,541
You should leave first
and tell us if this lady is in the lobby.

1440
01:21:03,625 --> 01:21:06,583
No, he can't go. She knows him.

1441
01:21:06,666 --> 01:21:08,250
He's Óscar's son.

1442
01:21:08,916 --> 01:21:09,916
Óscar's son?

1443
01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:12,250
What else are you hiding?

1444
01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:14,250
- Nothing else. I swear.
- Hey!

1445
01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:18,833
Well, yes, she's also Óscar's,
but there are no more.

1446
01:21:18,916 --> 01:21:19,833
Shall I go, then?

1447
01:21:19,916 --> 01:21:20,833
Yeah, go on.

1448
01:21:21,583 --> 01:21:22,500
Come on, kids!

1449
01:21:25,833 --> 01:21:28,541
- I want to go to the beach.
- I'm hungry.

1450
01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:42,625
- Let's go.
- Come on.

1451
01:21:51,083 --> 01:21:52,958
Why are you here? We'll get caught.

1452
01:21:53,041 --> 01:21:56,625
Go to the staff area room
with your kids until my wife leaves.

1453
01:21:56,708 --> 01:22:00,125
We'll stay here, so she'll believe
we are guests at the hotel.

1454
01:22:00,208 --> 01:22:02,791
No, you can't do this to me.
I'm expecting company.

1455
01:22:02,875 --> 01:22:05,583
Forget that! Grab your things
and go back to the room!

1456
01:22:05,666 --> 01:22:06,875
And put this on.

1457
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,333
She can't see you or the kids.

1458
01:22:09,416 --> 01:22:13,041
- Why can't I pretend to be a guest?
- In which room? This one's mine now.

1459
01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:16,541
My wife better not find out,
or she could bust us.

1460
01:22:18,375 --> 01:22:19,333
That's her.

1461
01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:24,333
Cristina! Yes, I saw three calls from you,

1462
01:22:24,416 --> 01:22:26,750
but we were on a trip.
I was about to call you.

1463
01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:28,291
Surprise! We're here!

1464
01:22:28,375 --> 01:22:29,916
What? Really?

1465
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:31,875
What a surprise!

1466
01:22:31,958 --> 01:22:33,083
Are you in your room?

1467
01:22:33,166 --> 01:22:34,958
- Yes.
- What number? We'll head up.

1468
01:22:35,041 --> 01:22:37,541
- 442.
- Great. We're on our way.

1469
01:22:39,458 --> 01:22:40,708
Hurry. Get out.

1470
01:22:40,791 --> 01:22:43,833
And be careful you don't cross paths
in the elevator.

1471
01:22:46,833 --> 01:22:47,916
Come on, kids.

1472
01:22:56,250 --> 01:22:58,250
Come on, let's go. Don't make a scene.

1473
01:23:01,333 --> 01:23:02,875
- 443.
- There.

1474
01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,791
- Mom!
- Sweetie!

1475
01:23:11,875 --> 01:23:13,625
- Carmen!
- Having a good time?

1476
01:23:13,708 --> 01:23:17,833
Yeah. How come you came just
for a couple of days?

1477
01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:21,708
Our cruise made a stop here,
and I was dying to see Carmen.

1478
01:23:21,791 --> 01:23:23,666
So we decided to surprise you.

1479
01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:26,083
We thought it'd be good
to spend time with her

1480
01:23:26,166 --> 01:23:28,625
so she can see we're a new kind of family,

1481
01:23:29,125 --> 01:23:30,583
the four of us!

1482
01:23:32,583 --> 01:23:33,708
The five of us.

1483
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:34,791
Huh?

1484
01:23:34,875 --> 01:23:37,250
Yeah. I'm with someone.

1485
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:38,875
Really?

1486
01:23:38,958 --> 01:23:42,208
Yes. I met her at the hotel.
She has a kid too.

1487
01:23:43,291 --> 01:23:45,666
Let's all have dinner together.

1488
01:23:45,750 --> 01:23:47,541
But not at the hotel.

1489
01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:52,000
We should go to a restaurant,
to try the local cuisine.

1490
01:23:52,083 --> 01:23:55,375
Perfect! Group hug!

1491
01:23:58,250 --> 01:24:00,625
See you in the lobby at 9:00.

1492
01:24:00,708 --> 01:24:02,000
Great. Wonderful.

1493
01:24:10,125 --> 01:24:14,291
Patricia, if you really meant it
about pretending to be my girlfriend,

1494
01:24:14,375 --> 01:24:17,083
come have dinner
with me, my wife, and her boyfriend.

1495
01:24:17,583 --> 01:24:18,458
Great.

1496
01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:21,416
Carmen, get changed.

1497
01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:25,708
{\an8}THE LAMB RESTAURANT

1498
01:24:27,916 --> 01:24:29,000
- All right.
- Okay.

1499
01:24:29,500 --> 01:24:30,958
I hope it isn't spicy.

1500
01:24:31,041 --> 01:24:33,541
- I can't do spicy.
- There's a lot you can't do.

1501
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:38,458
Yummy.

1502
01:24:39,083 --> 01:24:41,083
Right? But he's all mine.

1503
01:24:41,666 --> 01:24:44,458
Relax. He's all yours.
I'm good with Félix.

1504
01:24:45,541 --> 01:24:48,166
Why would you sunbathe,
knowing how easily you burn?

1505
01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:51,833
Well, we made love all night,

1506
01:24:51,916 --> 01:24:54,833
and then he fell asleep
in the sun for three hours.

1507
01:24:55,875 --> 01:24:59,750
Right. We don't even plan
to leave our room. Right, tiger?

1508
01:25:02,375 --> 01:25:07,041
Let's get going so we can catch
the stand-up show. I heard it's funny.

1509
01:25:07,125 --> 01:25:09,916
No. The guy's terrible.
Totally not worth it.

1510
01:25:20,208 --> 01:25:22,333
Come on, kids. Get up. It's showtime!

1511
01:25:22,416 --> 01:25:25,541
Dad, we're so sleepy.

1512
01:25:25,625 --> 01:25:28,625
Sleepy? Don't you dare fall asleep
at the table.

1513
01:25:28,708 --> 01:25:32,250
You'll make me look bad.
You have to laugh and clap like crazy.

1514
01:25:33,125 --> 01:25:35,250
You're making us go when we're this tired?

1515
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,250
What kind of father do you think I am?

1516
01:25:37,750 --> 01:25:39,416
I'll give you coffee first.

1517
01:25:40,750 --> 01:25:44,416
Kidding. You can sleep backstage.
Grab some blankets.

1518
01:25:46,166 --> 01:25:48,583
There you go. Get cozy until Papa's done.

1519
01:25:48,666 --> 01:25:50,083
Unbelievable.

1520
01:25:50,166 --> 01:25:52,708
This is outrageous.

1521
01:25:53,916 --> 01:25:56,208
Hi, Félix. You're coming here?

1522
01:25:56,708 --> 01:26:00,916
Can't you stop them? Yeah, I get it.
I'm getting more famous by the day.

1523
01:26:01,000 --> 01:26:02,500
I'm just so funny.

1524
01:26:03,083 --> 01:26:04,375
Yeah, I can speak fast,

1525
01:26:04,458 --> 01:26:06,916
but not fast enough
to do the show in ten minutes.

1526
01:26:07,500 --> 01:26:09,208
I'll see what I can do.

1527
01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:12,208
Stay there. Go to sleep.

1528
01:26:12,958 --> 01:26:15,166
Things moved fast between you two, huh?

1529
01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:17,958
Yeah. There was an instant attraction.

1530
01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:21,875
- Yeah.
- It can't be easy seeing us together.

1531
01:26:22,625 --> 01:26:24,250
No, it's fine.

1532
01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:27,958
I'm glad you're happy with him.

1533
01:26:28,041 --> 01:26:31,375
There should be an app,
like the ones for selling used clothes,

1534
01:26:31,458 --> 01:26:35,041
to give the husbands we don't want anymore
to people who can use them.

1535
01:26:35,125 --> 01:26:36,041
Yeah.

1536
01:26:36,833 --> 01:26:39,000
Hurry up, or we'll miss the show.

1537
01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:40,458
- That'd be fine.
- This way.

1538
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:43,916
It's terrible. We can walk slowly, really.
You should listen to me.

1539
01:26:44,000 --> 01:26:47,791
Hey. You know, if you need to talk
to get over the breakup,

1540
01:26:47,875 --> 01:26:49,541
you can call me anytime.

1541
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:52,375
If I don't pick up, we might be...

1542
01:26:53,291 --> 01:26:54,416
Well, you know.

1543
01:26:54,500 --> 01:26:57,083
But as soon as I'm done,
I'll call you back.

1544
01:26:58,083 --> 01:26:59,166
Thanks a lot.

1545
01:27:00,041 --> 01:27:02,791
"Shyeh-shyeh" is "thanks" in Chinese.

1546
01:27:02,875 --> 01:27:06,208
And you may ask me, "Is that right?"
Well, yup. It "shyure" is.

1547
01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:11,083
We'll take a break
so you can order drinks.

1548
01:27:11,166 --> 01:27:14,625
- You have something in your eye.
- Get off. Quit it.

1549
01:27:14,708 --> 01:27:17,458
Did you see the comedian?
He looked just like Óscar.

1550
01:27:17,541 --> 01:27:19,250
Like Óscar? No way!

1551
01:27:19,333 --> 01:27:22,291
Yeah, I know it makes no sense.
But it looked like him.

1552
01:27:22,375 --> 01:27:24,000
Take a look when he comes out.

1553
01:27:25,916 --> 01:27:29,041
Come on, kids.
The show's over. We're leaving. Kids?

1554
01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,375
<i>"To find the treasure
Here's your only clue"</i>

1555
01:27:37,875 --> 01:27:41,250
<i>"Whether you find their hiding place
Is up to you"</i>

1556
01:27:44,375 --> 01:27:45,875
Laura. Cristóbal.

1557
01:28:18,666 --> 01:28:21,833
I hope Óscar doesn't come back out.

1558
01:28:23,041 --> 01:28:25,458
It's him. Óscar, where are you?

1559
01:28:25,541 --> 01:28:26,916
Here, backstage.

1560
01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,333
<i>- I'm panicking.</i>
- What's up?

1561
01:28:28,416 --> 01:28:30,708
My kids ran away, and I can't find them.

1562
01:28:30,791 --> 01:28:33,791
I'll have to come clean
and get everyone to help me look.

1563
01:28:33,875 --> 01:28:37,416
Wait, don't get ahead of yourself.
There must be something we can do.

1564
01:28:37,500 --> 01:28:41,750
Yes, prove they're what matters most to me
and that I'd do anything for them.

1565
01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:42,916
Wait, no...

1566
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:45,500
What...?

1567
01:28:46,541 --> 01:28:48,625
Check it out, smartypants. It <i>was</i> him.

1568
01:28:48,708 --> 01:28:51,375
Fine, it's him.

1569
01:28:51,875 --> 01:28:54,958
He asked me to keep his secret.
He didn't want his ex to know.

1570
01:28:55,041 --> 01:28:56,791
The poor guy was fired.

1571
01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:58,916
It's why I chose this hotel.

1572
01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,583
To show up night after night
and laugh at his jokes,

1573
01:29:01,666 --> 01:29:03,625
so he would not lose this job as well.

1574
01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:06,083
I told you. He's bad.

1575
01:29:08,333 --> 01:29:10,541
Good evening, ladies and gents.

1576
01:29:10,625 --> 01:29:13,208
I have something to say.
You won't find it funny.

1577
01:29:13,708 --> 01:29:18,000
Two years ago, I got divorced,
and then I was laid off by my company.

1578
01:29:18,625 --> 01:29:19,833
Yeah, he is bad.

1579
01:29:19,916 --> 01:29:23,333
I'm not a great dad,
but I had to take care of them this month.

1580
01:29:23,416 --> 01:29:26,166
In order to take this job
and be with them,

1581
01:29:26,250 --> 01:29:28,375
I've been hiding them at the hotel.

1582
01:29:28,458 --> 01:29:32,125
I'm copping up to this
because they got fed up and ran away.

1583
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:36,291
I've been hiding them since we got here,
and now I need your help to find them.

1584
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:39,250
They're all that matters to me.

1585
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:45,083
I know I've been terrible, but this month,
I've learned an important lesson.

1586
01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,750
And it's...

1587
01:29:48,333 --> 01:29:49,458
I'M A BUTTHEAD

1588
01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:57,541
Oh, kids!

1589
01:30:08,125 --> 01:30:09,916
Have you been there all this time?

1590
01:30:11,291 --> 01:30:13,583
Why didn't you come out
when you saw I was upset?

1591
01:30:13,666 --> 01:30:15,208
For once, you were worried.

1592
01:30:15,291 --> 01:30:17,625
We just wanted
to enjoy it a little longer.

1593
01:30:17,708 --> 01:30:20,916
But it got too cringey.

1594
01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:30,041
Sweetie, was I that obnoxious
and cheesy when we were happy?

1595
01:30:30,125 --> 01:30:31,666
Yeah, Daddy. Yeah.

1596
01:30:33,541 --> 01:30:35,416
- Group hug.
- Hands off!

1597
01:30:35,500 --> 01:30:36,833
Unbelievable.

1598
01:30:36,916 --> 01:30:39,291
He's been hiding his kids all this time?

1599
01:30:39,375 --> 01:30:41,250
He should lose custody over this.

1600
01:30:41,333 --> 01:30:44,208
Of course. It's outrageous.

1601
01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:46,000
We're off to bed.

1602
01:30:46,083 --> 01:30:49,708
Let's meet for breakfast at the buffet.
I'll take Carmen. I missed her.

1603
01:30:49,791 --> 01:30:54,291
Perfect. I can leave Hugo with my mother,
so you and I can sleep together too.

1604
01:30:54,375 --> 01:30:56,250
Of course. That's nice.

1605
01:30:56,333 --> 01:30:57,291
Yeah.

1606
01:31:00,708 --> 01:31:02,041
You think she's jealous?

1607
01:31:02,125 --> 01:31:04,083
Tomorrow she'll ask you
to get back together.

1608
01:31:05,000 --> 01:31:06,000
That's great.

1609
01:31:06,083 --> 01:31:07,208
Great.

1610
01:31:08,166 --> 01:31:09,041
Nice.

1611
01:31:09,833 --> 01:31:10,750
Yep.

1612
01:31:13,083 --> 01:31:14,250
Hey. Good morning.

1613
01:31:14,333 --> 01:31:15,333
How's it going?

1614
01:31:15,416 --> 01:31:16,791
What's with the shades?

1615
01:31:17,375 --> 01:31:20,250
Well, I'm not supposed to eat
at the guest buffet.

1616
01:31:20,333 --> 01:31:22,333
If the manager sees me, we're toast.

1617
01:31:22,416 --> 01:31:28,833
Although, after Óscar's confession,
our days at the hotel are numbered.

1618
01:31:28,916 --> 01:31:29,833
That's for sure.

1619
01:31:29,916 --> 01:31:32,500
If the kids keep tailing you,
they'll know it's you.

1620
01:31:33,666 --> 01:31:35,875
Kids, move along. Scram.

1621
01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:37,541
Scram.

1622
01:31:41,000 --> 01:31:42,958
He's so popular with the kids.

1623
01:31:43,041 --> 01:31:45,166
He's got more of a knack than you, huh?

1624
01:31:56,041 --> 01:31:57,291
You really like him, huh?

1625
01:31:58,750 --> 01:31:59,708
Yeah.

1626
01:32:02,041 --> 01:32:04,708
Wow. Maybe there's something in him
I didn't see.

1627
01:32:11,500 --> 01:32:14,875
Guys, leave Félix alone.
Come with me. You gotta see this.

1628
01:32:15,750 --> 01:32:18,291
- Where are we going?
- What's going on?

1629
01:32:28,666 --> 01:32:29,666
Well...

1630
01:32:32,875 --> 01:32:34,708
Do you like popcorn? Here.

1631
01:32:34,791 --> 01:32:36,291
Stop it.

1632
01:32:40,375 --> 01:32:44,041
We're here to shut you down.

1633
01:32:44,125 --> 01:32:47,375
I'm gonna take all the candy I want.

1634
01:32:48,958 --> 01:32:51,333
My mother's a guest at the hotel now.

1635
01:32:51,416 --> 01:32:54,041
Yeah, but your mom got here yesterday.

1636
01:32:54,125 --> 01:32:58,208
And I can still tell the manager
who your dad is

1637
01:32:58,291 --> 01:33:01,208
and where you've been hiding
all this time.

1638
01:33:01,291 --> 01:33:02,750
You wouldn't dare.

1639
01:33:02,833 --> 01:33:04,000
Oh, really?

1640
01:33:04,500 --> 01:33:05,333
Watch me.

1641
01:33:09,166 --> 01:33:11,333
I have juicy intel.

1642
01:33:11,416 --> 01:33:15,750
What do I get if I tell you that Carmen
is Félix's daughter

1643
01:33:15,833 --> 01:33:18,666
and he's had her hidden
in the hotel all this time?

1644
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:21,708
A smack, that's what.

1645
01:33:21,791 --> 01:33:24,625
Don't be a tattletale.
Besides, I already knew.

1646
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,375
You're hurting me, Mom!

1647
01:33:27,291 --> 01:33:28,833
Don't call me "Mom"!

1648
01:33:29,333 --> 01:33:32,416
Do you expect me to fire them?
The fat guy makes people laugh.

1649
01:33:32,500 --> 01:33:36,166
And the other one is the only person
I have to watch all you damn kids.

1650
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:40,083
So if you open your mouth,
I'll send you to stay with your dad.

1651
01:33:40,666 --> 01:33:41,666
Go on. Scram.

1652
01:33:44,125 --> 01:33:45,458
What a loser.

1653
01:33:46,583 --> 01:33:49,875
Go on. Grab some candy. We'll allow it.

1654
01:33:57,958 --> 01:33:59,000
Bye, sweetie.

1655
01:33:59,083 --> 01:34:01,083
- Enjoy the rest of your vacation.
- Okay.

1656
01:34:01,166 --> 01:34:02,083
I love you.

1657
01:34:02,166 --> 01:34:04,000
I love you too, Mommy.

1658
01:34:04,083 --> 01:34:04,958
Run along.

1659
01:34:05,583 --> 01:34:07,583
And we'll

1660
01:34:10,541 --> 01:34:13,625
see each other very soon back at home.

1661
01:34:14,208 --> 01:34:16,416
Okay. Mention that to Luis.

1662
01:34:17,000 --> 01:34:17,875
Okay.

1663
01:34:19,541 --> 01:34:21,041
- Bye, Patricia.
- Bye.

1664
01:34:34,833 --> 01:34:37,833
All right. You're going back.

1665
01:34:37,916 --> 01:34:38,791
Yeah. Of course.

1666
01:34:39,291 --> 01:34:41,166
We're not gonna stay here forever.

1667
01:34:41,750 --> 01:34:43,541
No, I meant going back to her.

1668
01:34:43,625 --> 01:34:45,666
- What? No.
- No?

1669
01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:46,916
- No.
- Oh, okay.

1670
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:49,916
You were flirting,
and you told her to talk to Luis.

1671
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:52,291
- Flirting?
- Yeah.

1672
01:34:52,375 --> 01:34:54,833
You know what she was telling me?
It's funny.

1673
01:34:54,916 --> 01:34:58,416
She told me to not let you get away.
She said you have feelings for me.

1674
01:34:58,500 --> 01:35:00,041
- She said that?
- Yeah.

1675
01:35:01,000 --> 01:35:04,625
That means your acting was amazing.
She bought the whole thing.

1676
01:35:05,250 --> 01:35:07,666
And I thank you,
even if it didn't work out.

1677
01:35:08,750 --> 01:35:09,833
I feel for you.

1678
01:35:10,875 --> 01:35:12,291
For our plan not working?

1679
01:35:12,375 --> 01:35:14,666
No. I do have feelings for you.

1680
01:35:14,750 --> 01:35:15,791
Really?

1681
01:35:15,875 --> 01:35:17,958
Even if it didn't work out.

1682
01:35:18,041 --> 01:35:21,750
Wait. Don't you wanna know
what I said when she told me?

1683
01:35:22,458 --> 01:35:24,500
- I think she has feelings for you.
- Yeah?

1684
01:35:25,291 --> 01:35:28,166
I think I'm gonna need therapy

1685
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:31,666
because I'm crazy about her.

1686
01:35:32,833 --> 01:35:36,333
That's why I told her to talk to Luis.
Since he's a therapist.

1687
01:36:02,375 --> 01:36:05,500
Laura, do you want to swap seats
so you can see the unicorns?

1688
01:36:05,583 --> 01:36:09,541
No, thanks. I want to be closer to Dad.

1689
01:36:10,583 --> 01:36:12,625
Besides, unicorns aren't real.

1690
01:36:12,708 --> 01:36:16,208
You should talk to him
so he stops embarrassing himself.

1691
01:36:16,291 --> 01:36:17,416
Yeah.

1692
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:19,916
See how well
they're getting along, sweetie?

1693
01:36:20,000 --> 01:36:22,333
Dad, I know what you're getting at.

1694
01:36:23,791 --> 01:36:25,000
Fine.

1695
01:36:25,583 --> 01:36:29,500
Anyway, having a brother isn't so bad.

1696
01:36:30,916 --> 01:36:33,083
That was some summer vacation.

1697
01:36:33,166 --> 01:36:35,458
But I don't know what we're gonna do now.

1698
01:36:35,541 --> 01:36:40,000
My friend, the secret to life
is to improvise as you go.

1699
01:36:41,000 --> 01:36:42,666
Sir, we're about to take off.

1700
01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:45,000
Yeah, right? I think so too.

1701
01:36:45,083 --> 01:36:49,375
- As of now, my life will take off.
- No, I need you to fasten your seatbelt.

1702
01:36:49,458 --> 01:36:50,875
Oh, yeah, sorry.

1703
01:38:34,458 --> 01:38:35,916
And this system, here...

1704
01:39:28,916 --> 01:39:33,916
Subtitle translation by:
Soledad Etchemendy, Meredith Cannella

1705
01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:38,125
My company lays me off after 30 years.

1706
01:39:38,208 --> 01:39:42,541
My boss comes up to me,
and he says, "We're downsizing."

1707
01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:45,958
And I say, "Downsizing?"

1708
01:39:46,458 --> 01:39:48,833
"I'll cut <i>you</i> down to size!"

1709
01:39:53,833 --> 01:39:54,833
Got it.

1710
01:39:55,500 --> 01:39:56,500
Okay.

1711
01:39:57,083 --> 01:39:58,083
Thank you.

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Good night.