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I love making out on a weekday.
It feels like high school.
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Mm. Same, yeah.
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High school was also
a very sexual time for me too.
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Order for Noah!
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- That's me.
- Mm.
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Thank you.
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Mm.
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- Thank you.
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Your girl Bina just texted.
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- Yeah, that is my girl.
- Yeah.
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Very excited you're coming
to the bat mitzvah. It's your first one.
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- That's so exciting.
- Yeah.
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Getting to spend
a little more time with the fam?
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I am so excited too.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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I woke up with a little tickle
in my throat this morning.
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Really? You didn't mention it.
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Oh God. Well, I wasn't sure, but now I am.
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I mean, this is always how I feel
right before I get really sick.
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Hope it doesn't stop me
from going to the bat mitzvah.
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But... it probably will.
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Oh! Okay.
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I'll be really bummed
if you can't make it, but if you're sick...
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Yeah, I... Believe me,
I'm gonna be bummed too.
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Oh, oh, oh, probably shouldn't have coffee
with a sore throat, you know?
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- Oh!
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- 'Cause you're sick.
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Good call.
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So you're not really sick?
- Mm, of course not.
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But there is no way
I'm going to that bat mitzvah
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after his mom
whispered her curse in my ear.
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Well, have you told Noah what she said?
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I can't. His mom is, like,
his favorite person on the planet.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough situation.
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Is this
just because you're not Jewish?
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Just... be Jewish.
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- I don't see what the problem is.
- What?
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Well, Noah actually did ask me
if I would ever consider converting,
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and I'm kind of open to it.
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- I mean, that's a big decision.
No, you should totally convert.
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It's perfect because it's not like you
stand for anything or have strong beliefs.
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No! She stands for things.
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- Feminism. You're a fan of that, right?
- Right.
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You refuse to pay on dates.
You stand for things.
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Yeah, but what's the difference
if you're Jewish or not Jewish?
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I'll tell you what makes a difference.
A hot boyfriend who owns a home,
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or you die alone, no home.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- I do like Noah.
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Yeah.
- And I really wanna be with him.
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- I feel like I could do it.
Yeah.
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- I've reinvented myself dozens of times.
True.
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- I was goth in high school.
- I love that picture.
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- Unforgettable.
- I was a lesbian for a year.
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- Uh...
- Hummana-hummana...
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I mean, what do you think it even takes?
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- Wait.
- Well, okay. Let's see.
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I feel like I know.
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- Would you like more coffee?
Yes, please.
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- Judaism for dummies.
- How to be Jewish.
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Thank you.
- Fun fact. I'm Jewish.
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- Okay. Slay.
- Oh.
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Think he owns his own home?
Okay.
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- That was a sign.
Yeah.
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Apparently, you have to study
for two years and possibly wear a wig.
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Uh, what?
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No. I found Become Jewish in Six Weeks.
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- No wigs. It says no wigs.
- What?
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Hey! Okay, no wig. I'll take it.
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- I did it.
All right.
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Yeah. Great.
- I think I should do it.
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- Wow! One lunch, and she's... Jewish.
- A lesbian.
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Jewish, yeah.
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She's Jewish.
To Jewish.
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Matzah!
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I know my mom picked
the bat mitzvah theme,
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but "Miriam Takes a Bite
of the Big Apple."
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- Listen--
- Honey, I gotta tell you.
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- This theme sucks.
- Yeah, it does.
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Between the theme and Miriam's ugly dress,
there's no turning back now.
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It's what your mom wanted,
and she's paying.
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This swag doesn't even make any sense.
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What? Apple plus pizza plus Jewish star?
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- How does that equal Miriam?
I don't know.
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That is so cute. Oh my God.
I get it. Equals Miriam.
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Where's the other box of swag?
Uh, I think it's inside.
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Hey.
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Nervous about Rebecca and Joanne
being in the same room later?
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Nope.
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Because she's not coming.
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Why not?
- Too sick. So she says.
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She's been weird
since brunch with Mom and Dad.
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Of course she's acting weird.
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You're going a hundred miles an hour
with that tiny elf.
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You've been together for a few months,
and you're talking about converting.
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I think I freaked her out
a little bit, didn't I?
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Maybe.
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Look, I know it's way too early
to be discussing this stuff,
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but truth is, you know,
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we don't really have a future
if she's not open to being Jewish.
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What does Morgan think about this?
Is she cool with Joanne tribing up?
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I don't know. They're still fighting.
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I've been sworn to secrecy on something,
and I... I gotta get it off my chest,
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but I feel
it's gonna piss people off if I say it.
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- No, no. You gotta let me say it.
- No. I don't engage in gossip.
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Lashon hara.
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Is it about me?
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Would it change your opinion on gossip
if it was about you?
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Well, is it?
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- Not directly, but--
- Lashon hara.
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Oh my God. I don't know where...
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If you think I'm gonna help you
set up that microphone, you're wrong.
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Does it look like
I'm asking you to help me?
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I feel like it looks like
I'm doing it myself.
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- Thank you.
- No, you got it.
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Stay committed. If you just keep
jamming it in there, it'll eventually fit.
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It sounds like you in your twenties.
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- Where is this?
- Care to tell me why Sasha's calling you?
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Oh, let me get that.
Will you just give it to me?
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- What did you do?
- I didn't do anything. Give me my phone!
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- Answer it on speakerphone now.
- Give me my phone. Okay, I will. Stop it.
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Hi, Sasha. Uh, why are you
calling me? We barely know each other.
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I have something to tell you.
I'm not used to keeping secrets,
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but I need sweet release
from these chains.
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- Well, now is not a good time, so--
Rebecca lied.
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You were compromised the entire time.
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She knew who you were, and she just wanted
to mess with Noah and Joanne.
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Nothing she said was true.
Oh my God, that felt so good.
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Look, I gotta go.
Don't tell Esther I told you.
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Wow.
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- Mm.
- Oh my God, you were telling the truth.
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Yeah.
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I was wrong.
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I'm s... so sorry. What was that?
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I said you were right, and I was wrong.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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- We good?
- I'm sorry. You were awful to me, okay?
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You called me a desperate, pathetic liar.
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I know, but my apology just now,
like, included all of that stuff.
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What do you want me to say?
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I want you
to get down on your knees and beg.
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Morgan, I just washed these jeans.
They're too tight to kneel down.
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I don't care. Come on.
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Okay, I'll do it, you psycho.
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Thank you.
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Morgan, I'm sorry.
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Mm-mm. That was bad.
You can do it again, better.
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Okay, look, I know we like
to give each other shit.
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Mm-hmm.
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But the truth is,
you're an amazing business partner,
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and you're an even better sister.
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I know we don't say it enough,
but I love you.
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You're my best friend,
and you always will be.
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Marry me.
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Sure.
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Also, you are widely thought of
as the pretty one.
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No, I'm not. Come here. Weirdo.
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- I'm really sorry.
It's okay.
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Okay. Let's do this, yeah?
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- Why does Sasha have your phone number?
- We can circle back to that.
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Okay, the real question is,
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is this bitch, Rebecca,
really trying to break you guys up?
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Yeah. Everyone is,
and they're all together at a bat mitzvah.
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Uh, then what the fuck are we doing here?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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put your hands together
for the star of the show,
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the queen of the night,
our bat mitzvah girl, Miriam!
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♪ Start spreading the news... ♪
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- Come to your grandma. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.
- You look amazing!
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You're gorgeous. I am so proud of you.
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Gorgeous girl. Here you go,
here you go! My gorgeous--
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I hate this dress.
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You look gorgeous.
Everything's fine. Get up.
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Yes, Miriam! Congrats.
Come on, honey, you look amazing. Miri!
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Let's help Miriam pick up those
apples and join her on the dance floor
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to get this party started! Come on!
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♪ Soulja Boy off in this ♪
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♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪
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♪ Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that ♪
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- ♪ Now watch me crank that ♪
- ♪ You ♪
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♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪
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♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪
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♪ Soulja Boy off in it
Watch me lean and watch me rock ♪
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♪ Superman that
Then watch me crank that Robocop ♪
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♪ Super fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haters, man... ♪
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- I can't believe you came.
- Yeah. Mm.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Hope it's chill that I crashed.
I just... I love a DJ.
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The more the merrier. Absolutely.
I'm so happy you two made up.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Hey, you should have seen Miriam
at her service. She was... She was amazing.
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Oh, that's so cool. I'm so happy for her.
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- You know what? There's an open bar, so...
- Yeah, come on.
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So what happened? I thought you were sick.
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I gotta be honest, Noah.
I was just faking that.
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What?!
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You? Yes, I know.
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- You knew that?
- Yes, of course.
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You threw out my coffee!
You owe me that coffee.
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I paid for that coffee.
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- You owe me a coffee.
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Why'd you lie?
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'Cause...
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Because nobody wants me here, Noah.
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Yes, they do.
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I want you here.
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Well, I'm here now.
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And I...
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I decided that I... I want to be
a part of your world
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because I want to be with you.
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And I also made a decision.
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Yeah?
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I'm gonna convert.
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- Are you serious?
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Noah, I would do anything for you.
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But also for you, right?
Because you wanna be Jewish.
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Yeah. No, I mean, of course.
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'Cause it's important
that you've thought about this.
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Right. Yeah. I, like, did some research.
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Yeah. And you're committed
to the spiritual journey.
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- Noah, take yes for an answer, okay?
- I will. Absolutely.
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This is very exciting.
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Oh!
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- Mwah, mwah. Welcome to the tribe.
Thank you.
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- Hello, Joanne.
- Oh, hi.
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- My heavens. You came.
- Yeah.
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And you brought an uninvited guest.
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Mom?
- Yeah.
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Joanne has made a very big decision
that I think is gonna make you happy.
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You have to leave early.
I'm sorry. Be well, dear.
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I'm kidding.
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- Ah!
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- I'm really a very funny person.
- Well...
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What I was gonna say,
what we were gonna tell you is Joanne...
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- Mm-hmm.
...has decided...
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Mm-hmm.
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...to convert.
238
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,181
It's a celebration. You've got some.
239
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,267
I'm gonna get you champagne.
I'll be right back.
240
00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,353
That's right.
241
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,689
I'm not going anywhere.
242
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:31,984
Hmm.
243
00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,696
I think the words that you're looking for
are mazel tov.
244
00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,282
Is that right? That sounds right.
245
00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:43,912
Come on!
246
00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,414
♪ Venis mecha ♪
247
00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:50,377
♪ Hava nagila ♪
248
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,837
♪ Venis mecha ♪
249
00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,088
♪ Hava neranena... ♪
250
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,215
- Ooh. What? Oh.
- Sit on the chair.
251
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,341
Me? Oh!
252
00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,178
Get in the chair.
253
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,890
♪ Hava neranena ♪
254
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,308
♪ Venis mecha... ♪
255
00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,559
Whoo!
256
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,770
♪ Uru achim ♪
257
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,563
♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪
258
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,522
♪ Uru achim... ♪
259
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,232
Really? Come on.
260
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,485
♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪
261
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:15,819
♪ Uru achim ♪
262
00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,738
♪ Belev sameach ♪
263
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,867
Perfect.
264
00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,913
Great. Ooh.
265
00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,832
Oh. Hey, Rebecca.
266
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,710
Hey, "Julie." You've never looked better.
267
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,711
Thank you.
268
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,422
Why are you here?
269
00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:39,009
Uh, because I was invited.
After I showed up, so...
270
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,761
Listen, your dumb little lie
271
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,597
really fucked up my relationship
with my sister, so...
272
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,474
I don't know what you're talking about.
273
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,310
Okay, don't bullshit me, all right?
Sasha told me everything.
274
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,646
- Yeah.
- Shit.
275
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,984
Oh! And by the way, did you ever finish
Where the Crawdads Sing?
276
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,194
No.
277
00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,696
- Great. Um, Kya's the murderer, so...
278
00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,161
What was that about?
279
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,914
Did you tell Sasha
that I lied to the tall sister?
280
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,249
What? Heck no.
281
00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,628
Okay, I told--
282
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,797
- I... I mentioned it to him.
- Oh my God!
283
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,758
- What did the idiot do?
- He told her.
284
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,595
No. No. Not possible.
He doesn't even know her.
285
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,389
Mm-mm. Pretty sure he knows her.
286
00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,397
♪ If you wanna run away with me
I know a galaxy ♪
287
00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,607
♪ And I could take you for a ride ♪
288
00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,609
♪ I had a premonition
That we fell into a rhythm ♪
289
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,778
♪ Where the music don't stop for life... ♪
290
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531
Miriam, we are plant mother twins.
291
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409
And pasta is better cold. I love you.
292
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,411
♪ ...feeling like you need
A little bit of company ♪
293
00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,288
♪ You met me at the perfect time ♪
294
00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,624
♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪
295
00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,585
♪ My sugar boo, I'm levitating ♪
296
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,879
♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading ♪
297
00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,839
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
298
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:03,218
♪ I got you, moonlight
You're my starlight ♪
299
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,222
♪ I need you all night
Come on, dance with me... ♪
300
00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,640
Miriam, I love you too.
301
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,226
Yes. And I literally don't know you,
302
00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,354
but this is one of
the best parties I've ever been to, so...
303
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,651
And you guys, just embrace
how awkward these years are, okay?
304
00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,821
Because you don't wanna peak at 13.
305
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656
- No.
- No, you wanna peak at our age.
306
00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,492
- Twenty-three! Whoo!
- Twenty-three! Whoo!
307
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,410
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
308
00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:33,290
♪ I got you, moonlight
You're my starlight ♪
309
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,461
♪ I need you all night
Come on, dance with me ♪
310
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,587
♪ I'm levitating ♪
311
00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,924
Okay, y'all, we're gonna
slow things down just a little bit.
312
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,259
Ask that special someone
onto the dance floor.
313
00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,177
- Come.
- Me?
314
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,094
Yes.
315
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,430
♪ Oh ♪
316
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,599
- Uh-oh. Incoming.
- May I?
317
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,517
Oh yes, of course. Please.
318
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,520
Hey, you wanna?
319
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,982
Oh. Yeah, why not? Good job.
320
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,692
Oh wow.
- Stuart's the man.
321
00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,611
- Okay. Wow.
322
00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:07,574
You know how to lead. Nope, higher. Okay.
323
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,788
I didn't realize bat mitzvahs
were so romantic.
324
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,707
Oh yeah. We Jews are full of surprises.
325
00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,043
For instance, did you know
326
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,545
when you convert,
you get to choose a new name?
327
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,882
You don't really have to use it,
but it's a fun thing to have.
328
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,301
Blossom. I've always wanted
to be named Blossom.
329
00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054
I should have told you.
Sorry. It's gotta be a Hebrew name.
330
00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,806
- It's the only catch.
- Oh.
331
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,059
- Okay. That's exciting. I'll think on it.
- It is exciting.
332
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,521
I can't wait for you to meet
with the beit din,
333
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,191
and do the mikvah, learn about tzedakah.
334
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,529
I know those are all Hebrew words,
but you will learn them soon.
335
00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,488
I will?
- Yes.
336
00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658
- I'm gonna learn a whole new language?
- I'm gonna teach you.
337
00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,244
- You'll love it.
- Okay.
338
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455
I'm sorry. I'm not trying
to overwhelm you. I'm just...
339
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,291
I'm so happy this is what you want.
340
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,127
It's beshert.
341
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,212
♪ I'll make love to you... ♪
342
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,255
Meant to be.
343
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,173
Huh.
Yeah.
344
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,551
♪ And I will not let go... ♪
345
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,468
Yeah.
346
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,929
♪ ...tell me to ♪
347
00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,389
Miriam.
348
00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,766
- Meerkat.
349
00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,393
- Mimi.
350
00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,021
I'm so very proud of you.
Today, you're an adult.
351
00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,273
And while that may seem daunting,
352
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,818
turns out it mostly just involves
canceling dinner plans.
353
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,281
But what it really means is that you
finally get to decide for yourself
354
00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,741
what's right and what's wrong.
355
00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368
And I trust
you won't make those decisions lightly
356
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,662
because they can shape
the rest of your life.
357
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,664
No pressure.
358
00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,213
Good job, Miri.
359
00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,425
Okay, everyone.
We're gonna do the kiddush now.
360
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271
Rebecca!
361
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,814
Wait.
362
00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,776
Joanne.
363
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:08,945
Hi.
364
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,282
What?
365
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,200
I--
366
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,537
Can I just say
I'm obsessed with you?
367
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,624
Um, even after you lied,
which did really piss me off.
368
00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,668
That was out of character for me.
It was a really tough day.
369
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713
It did really feel good to be bad though.
370
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,132
I can relate.
371
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,808
I have to admit I've been, like,
a little bit obsessed with you too.
372
00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,309
Are you serious?
373
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,146
- I never even considered that.
I looked you up online.
374
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650
Your Venmo history is truly chaotic.
It really shouldn't be public.
375
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,860
Yeah, I know. Yeah.
376
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,824
You know, you're the opposite
of what he's always wanted.
377
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,742
And I get that that's exciting,
378
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,954
but I don't understand
how that fits into his life.
379
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,498
Yeah, uh...
380
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,503
It's been tricky, but... I'm converting.
381
00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,421
Oh. Bina told me.
382
00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,881
Yeah. Was she excited?
383
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,216
- She's thrilled.
- Yeah.
384
00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,720
It's a... big move, Joanne.
385
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,806
You know, being with a rabbi...
386
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,600
It's not just his job.
It's his whole life.
387
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688
- What do you mean?
- He represents the temple.
388
00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:28,316
So you represent the temple.
People look to you as an example.
389
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,360
Like a good example?
390
00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,071
That's a lot of pressure.
391
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408
You look so scared right now.
392
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,620
No, it... it should feel like good pressure.
You know?
393
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:50,547
You're probably gonna live out my dream
of being Mrs. Head Rabbi.
394
00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:55,010
So... you win.
395
00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,014
I hope it's what you want.
396
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,399
♪ When I get... ♪
397
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,151
Oh, Stuart. God!
398
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,736
Nice try, buddy. Give me that.
399
00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,820
♪ ...without you... ♪
400
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,906
Oh, it's water.
401
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,325
Good job. Knew I could trust you.
402
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,076
Yeah, nice try, you fucking narc.
403
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,954
Hi.
- What did you-- Oh, what's up?
404
00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,289
Sup?
405
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,749
- Will you get outta here?
- Hey.
406
00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,543
Oh.
407
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961
I don't like that kid.
408
00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339
He's got a lot of confidence,
but I don't like him.
409
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,759
Oh, I love bat mitzvahs.
There's so much free shit, you know?
410
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,427
- Yeah.
411
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,931
Hey, um, thank you.
412
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,683
You know,
for finally telling me the truth.
413
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,894
My sister was never gonna
speak to me again, so...
414
00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,104
That's all right. Happy to help.
415
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858
She thought it was weird that we talk.
416
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,027
I'm telling you, it's not weird.
417
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,740
Okay, stop saying that it's not weird
when we both know that it kind of is.
418
00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824
All right, fine.
419
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,494
It might be a little weird,
but I enjoy talking to you.
420
00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536
Is that so bad?
421
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,914
No. No. I'm fun to talk to.
422
00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,584
- There we go. Stuart-level confidence.
- Can I have some of your drink? Give it.
423
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,506
There's no alcohol in that.
424
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,009
Yeah. I told you a hundred times.
I'm California sober. Like Miley Cyrus.
425
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,552
Oh. So, are you high?
426
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,805
- Mm-hmm.
- Can I have some?
427
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,432
- Yes. 100%. God. Cheers.
- Cheers.
428
00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,484
Those fucking sisters have got to go.
429
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,825
Miriam, what are you doing?
430
00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,410
- What--
- Oh shit.
431
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,121
Please don't ground me for saying fuck--
I mean, shit.
432
00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:50,083
Oh God. I don't even have the energy
to even give a shit. Um...
433
00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,503
What's going on with you?
434
00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,589
I hate my bat mitzvah!
I hate this dumb theme!
435
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,341
And I hate this stupid dress!
436
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,051
None of this is me.
437
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970
Oh, buddy.
438
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,269
Honestly, babe, I don't know why I've been
so caught up in playing by the rules
439
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770
when no one else seems to be.
440
00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,274
It's a bad theme. You're right.
441
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277
And this dress is hideous.
442
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029
I knew you didn't like it.
443
00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:23,033
I know. And I'm so sorry
I didn't say something sooner.
444
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659
This is your day.
445
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911
We're gonna fix it.
446
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415
Give me those fucking scissors.
What are we doing?
447
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,666
Yeah.
448
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,626
Should I cut mine off?
Yeah!
449
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,627
Come on.
450
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,838
Rabbi Cohen.
451
00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,258
I'm in.
452
00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,596
I promise you I'm gonna be the best
head rabbi this temple's ever seen.
453
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,724
- Second best. I'll be the second best.
454
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,101
No. I... I do not feel threatened by you.
455
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,687
But you're about to go through
a very long process...
456
00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,813
Sure. Okay.
457
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,940
...and I am not able
to guarantee the outcome.
458
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027
The board has the final say,
and they are very picky.
459
00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,197
- Understood.
It's going to be you.
460
00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,032
Mm-hmm.
461
00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,618
Who would have thought
462
00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:10,538
that when I was doing your bar mitzvah,
it would end up here?
463
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,166
- Me. I did.
464
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,336
- Thank you.
Yes.
465
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,754
Thank you.
466
00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,381
Good man.
467
00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,718
And you can have some of my sweets.
I'm trying to get down to fighting weight.
468
00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,762
And I ate some of them, but
469
00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:27,972
these are safe.
470
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,724
Okay. Noted.
471
00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,725
Thank you.
472
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,144
Mazel tov.
473
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,192
Hey!
474
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,778
- Hi.
- I wondered where you went.
475
00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239
I have some big news to tell you.
476
00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,657
Okay.
Okay.
477
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,784
Okay.
478
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,038
I'm gonna be the new head rabbi.
479
00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,416
Oh my God!
480
00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,127
Noah, that's so exciting!
481
00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962
Thank you. Thank you.
- Oh.
482
00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,755
- You deserve it!
Mm.
483
00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:02,757
Thank you.
484
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,094
- You okay?
- Yeah.
485
00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,011
Yeah?
486
00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,513
Um...
487
00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:14,394
There's something I need to tell you,
and I wanna tell you. It's just hard.
488
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,937
I love you.
489
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,860
- You stole my line.
- I'm sorry.
490
00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,612
I love you too.
491
00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,866
- But...
- What? No but.
492
00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:31,202
But... because I love you,
493
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,872
I can't convert.
494
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,376
I'm just not ready, and I, um...
495
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,170
In so many ways, I wanna be.
496
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,129
Okay.
497
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,090
But if I'm being honest,
498
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,011
I was only doing it for you.
499
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,306
And there's so many beautiful things
about Judaism.
500
00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,685
And... I'm just not there yet.
501
00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,564
And I... I don't know if I ever will be.
502
00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,482
Okay.
503
00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,735
Okay. We'll slow it down.
504
00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,695
We can figure it out.
505
00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,491
How? Noah, how?
506
00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,828
Tell me how this works if I don't convert.
507
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,001
I don't know.
508
00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:21,920
Exactly.
509
00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,632
I see what's at stake now.
510
00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:33,473
You need me to be something
that I can't promise that I can be.
511
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,976
And if I falter even a little bit,
512
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,437
your whole life blows up.
513
00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,940
That's...
514
00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,818
That's not fair to you.
515
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,616
You just told me you love me.
What are you saying?
516
00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:53,701
I'm...
517
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,287
I'm saying goodbye.
518
00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,498
- No, Joanne. I don't--
Noah.
519
00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,209
- I don't wanna lose you.
- You can't have both.
520
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,839
And I would never make you choose.
521
00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,847
Don't come after me, okay?
522
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,351
It's only gonna make it harder.
523
00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,444
♪ I tried for you ♪
524
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:37,036
♪ Tried to see through all the smoke and ♪
525
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,500
♪ It wouldn't move ♪
526
00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,880
♪ What could I do? ♪
527
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174
- You heard too?
- It's amazing.
528
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,342
I guess everyone...
529
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,595
♪ I touch your hand to pull your... ♪
530
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,679
Wonderful.
531
00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,264
♪ ...into my hand ♪
532
00:25:56,264 --> 00:26:02,520
♪ But now I can't say ♪
533
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,898
♪ Isn't it strange? ♪
534
00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,363
♪ Isn't it strange? ♪
535
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,077
Look at you, huh?
Man of the hour. Boss man.
536
00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,624
Listen. I spoke to Cohen.
He said everything's looking good.
537
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,877
What do you think of that?
How's that feel?
538
00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,131
- How's it feel?
- I don't know how it feels.
539
00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,176
Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet.
540
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,802
What are you talking about?
541
00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,805
This is what you wanted your whole life.
What are you telling me?
542
00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,599
- I know.
- Come on.
543
00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,101
Oh my God!
544
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,562
- Who did this?
- That would be me.
545
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:48,608
Ilan, I need you.
- We got an issue. You okay?
546
00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,817
All right. Come here.
547
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,778
Mwah. I love this kid.
548
00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,446
Oh my God.
549
00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:57,408
♪ What did we lose? ♪
550
00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:05,124
♪ If I could, I'd pull your strings
For one more dance ♪
551
00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:11,047
♪ But I can't say ♪
552
00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:14,217
♪ Isn't it strange? ♪
553
00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,765
♪ Isn't it strange? ♪
554
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:28,064
♪ You look at me ♪
555
00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:31,359
♪ I look at you ♪
556
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,113
- ♪ With nothing to say... ♪
-
557
00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:43,746
♪ Isn't it strange ♪
558
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:51,170
♪ How people can change ♪
559
00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,591
♪ From strangers to friends ♪
560
00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,803
♪ Friends into lovers ♪
561
00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:04,100
♪ And strangers again? ♪
562
00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,167
Missed the shuttle.
563
00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:30,877
Had to run.
564
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,422
I told you not to follow me.
565
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,091
But you didn't mean it.
566
00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,428
So how does this work?
567
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,055
Well, you were right.
568
00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,974
I can't have both.
569
00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,272
♪ But that's just life ♪
570
00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,484
♪ I lived it twice ♪
571
00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:57,195
♪ I treat you right ♪
572
00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,656
♪ The way you taught me ♪
573
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,659
♪ That's just life ♪
574
00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,621
♪ I lived it twice ♪
575
00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,540
♪ So say good night ♪
576
00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,085
♪ Don't say it softly ♪
577
00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,674
♪ If you see her out there
Behind the wheel ♪
578
00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,513
- ♪ Driving getaway ♪
- ♪ Driving getaway ♪
579
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,767
♪ Oh God, I hope she escapes ♪
580
00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,689
♪ The whole damn world is a cage ♪
581
00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,112
♪ But that's just life ♪
582
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,115
♪ I lived it twice ♪
583
00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,118
♪ I treat you right ♪
584
00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:49,622
♪ The way you taught me ♪
585
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,208
♪ That's just life ♪
586
00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,211
♪ I lived it twice ♪
587
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,130
♪ So say good night ♪