1 00:00:06,632 --> 00:00:08,634 [upbeat music playing] 2 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:20,813 I love making out on a weekday. It feels like high school. 3 00:00:20,813 --> 00:00:23,024 Mm. Same, yeah. 4 00:00:24,108 --> 00:00:26,986 High school was also a very sexual time for me too. 5 00:00:26,986 --> 00:00:27,987 [Joanne chuckles] 6 00:00:28,946 --> 00:00:30,031 [man] Order for Noah! 7 00:00:32,075 --> 00:00:32,992 - That's me. - Mm. 8 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:35,078 [upbeat music continues] 9 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:38,831 [Noah] Thank you. 10 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,501 Mm. 11 00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,211 - Thank you. - [cell phone chimes] 12 00:00:46,255 --> 00:00:47,882 Your girl Bina just texted. 13 00:00:47,882 --> 00:00:50,259 - Yeah, that is my girl. - Yeah. 14 00:00:50,968 --> 00:00:54,514 Very excited you're coming to the bat mitzvah. It's your first one. 15 00:00:54,514 --> 00:00:56,265 - That's so exciting. - Yeah. 16 00:00:56,265 --> 00:00:58,434 Getting to spend a little more time with the fam? 17 00:00:58,434 --> 00:01:00,436 [chuckles] I am so excited too. 18 00:01:02,105 --> 00:01:03,689 [Joanne clears throat] 19 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,566 [continues clearing throat] 20 00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:07,360 - You okay? - Yeah. 21 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:10,363 I woke up with a little tickle in my throat this morning. 22 00:01:10,363 --> 00:01:11,948 Really? You didn't mention it. 23 00:01:11,948 --> 00:01:13,366 [coughing] 24 00:01:13,366 --> 00:01:16,869 Oh God. Well, I wasn't sure, but now I am. 25 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:20,164 I mean, this is always how I feel right before I get really sick. 26 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:25,211 [exhales] Hope it doesn't stop me from going to the bat mitzvah. 27 00:01:25,211 --> 00:01:27,839 But... it probably will. 28 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,175 Oh! Okay. 29 00:01:31,676 --> 00:01:34,804 I'll be really bummed if you can't make it, but if you're sick... 30 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,722 Yeah, I... Believe me, I'm gonna be bummed too. 31 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:40,726 Oh, oh, oh, probably shouldn't have coffee with a sore throat, you know? 32 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,145 - Oh! - Yeah. 33 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,855 - Yeah. - 'Cause you're sick. 34 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:45,606 Good call. 35 00:01:45,606 --> 00:01:48,776 - [Ryann] So you're not really sick? - Mm, of course not. 36 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:51,195 But there is no way I'm going to that bat mitzvah 37 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:53,489 after his mom whispered her curse in my ear. 38 00:01:53,489 --> 00:01:55,491 Well, have you told Noah what she said? 39 00:01:55,491 --> 00:01:58,661 I can't. His mom is, like, his favorite person on the planet. 40 00:01:58,661 --> 00:02:00,746 Yeah. Yeah. It's a tough situation. 41 00:02:00,746 --> 00:02:02,665 [Ryann] Is this just because you're not Jewish? 42 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:05,042 Just... be Jewish. 43 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,919 - I don't see what the problem is. - What? 44 00:02:06,919 --> 00:02:10,673 Well, Noah actually did ask me if I would ever consider converting, 45 00:02:10,673 --> 00:02:12,758 and I'm kind of open to it. 46 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:17,430 - I mean, that's a big decision. - [Ryann] No, you should totally convert. 47 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:21,267 It's perfect because it's not like you stand for anything or have strong beliefs. 48 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,477 [Ashley] No! She stands for things. 49 00:02:23,477 --> 00:02:26,230 - Feminism. You're a fan of that, right? - Right. 50 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:28,733 You refuse to pay on dates. You stand for things. 51 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:31,903 Yeah, but what's the difference if you're Jewish or not Jewish? 52 00:02:31,903 --> 00:02:35,698 I'll tell you what makes a difference. A hot boyfriend who owns a home, 53 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:38,868 or you die alone, no home. 54 00:02:38,868 --> 00:02:40,995 - You know what I'm saying? - I do like Noah. 55 00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,247 - [Ryann] Yeah. - And I really wanna be with him. 56 00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,208 - I feel like I could do it. - [Ryann] Yeah. 57 00:02:45,208 --> 00:02:48,419 - I've reinvented myself dozens of times. - [Ashley] True. 58 00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,588 - I was goth in high school. - I love that picture. 59 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,340 - Unforgettable. - I was a lesbian for a year. 60 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,466 - Uh... - Hummana-hummana... 61 00:02:53,466 --> 00:02:55,509 I mean, what do you think it even takes? 62 00:02:56,719 --> 00:02:58,054 - Wait. - Well, okay. Let's see. 63 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,180 I feel like I know. 64 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:01,224 - Would you like more coffee? - [Joanne] Yes, please. 65 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:05,019 - Judaism for dummies. - How to be Jewish. 66 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,813 - [Joanne] Thank you. - Fun fact. I'm Jewish. 67 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:09,982 - Okay. Slay. - Oh. 68 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,568 - [Ryann] Think he owns his own home? - [Ashley] Okay. 69 00:03:12,568 --> 00:03:14,028 - That was a sign. - [Ryann] Yeah. 70 00:03:14,028 --> 00:03:18,824 Apparently, you have to study for two years and possibly wear a wig. 71 00:03:19,492 --> 00:03:20,701 Uh, what? 72 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,703 No. I found Become Jewish in Six Weeks. 73 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,372 - No wigs. It says no wigs. - What? 74 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,625 Hey! Okay, no wig. I'll take it. 75 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,085 - I did it. - [Joanne] All right. 76 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,003 - [Ryann] Yeah. Great. - I think I should do it. 77 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,589 - Wow! One lunch, and she's... Jewish. - A lesbian. 78 00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,548 Jewish, yeah. 79 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,259 - [Ashley] She's Jewish. - [Ryann] To Jewish. 80 00:03:36,259 --> 00:03:37,260 Matzah! 81 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:39,762 [buoyant music playing] 82 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:44,725 [music fading] 83 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,936 [Sasha] I know my mom picked the bat mitzvah theme, 84 00:03:46,936 --> 00:03:49,563 but "Miriam Takes a Bite of the Big Apple." 85 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,399 - Listen-- - Honey, I gotta tell you. 86 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,276 - This theme sucks. - Yeah, it does. 87 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:56,862 Between the theme and Miriam's ugly dress, there's no turning back now. 88 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:58,906 It's what your mom wanted, and she's paying. 89 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,741 This swag doesn't even make any sense. 90 00:04:00,741 --> 00:04:04,161 What? Apple plus pizza plus Jewish star? 91 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,205 - How does that equal Miriam? - [Sasha] I don't know. 92 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:10,584 That is so cute. Oh my God. I get it. Equals Miriam. [chuckles] 93 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:14,338 - [Esther] Where's the other box of swag? - [Sasha] Uh, I think it's inside. 94 00:04:18,134 --> 00:04:18,968 Hey. 95 00:04:21,178 --> 00:04:23,639 Nervous about Rebecca and Joanne being in the same room later? 96 00:04:23,639 --> 00:04:25,057 [sighs] Nope. 97 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,268 Because she's not coming. 98 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:29,770 - [Sasha] Why not? - Too sick. So she says. 99 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,981 She's been weird since brunch with Mom and Dad. 100 00:04:31,981 --> 00:04:33,441 Of course she's acting weird. 101 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,277 You're going a hundred miles an hour with that tiny elf. 102 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:40,781 You've been together for a few months, and you're talking about converting. 103 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:43,200 I think I freaked her out a little bit, didn't I? 104 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:44,243 Maybe. 105 00:04:44,243 --> 00:04:48,289 [sighs] Look, I know it's way too early to be discussing this stuff, 106 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:49,999 but truth is, you know, 107 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:53,627 we don't really have a future if she's not open to being Jewish. 108 00:04:54,712 --> 00:04:57,923 What does Morgan think about this? Is she cool with Joanne tribing up? 109 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,634 I don't know. They're still fighting. 110 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:06,140 I've been sworn to secrecy on something, and I... I gotta get it off my chest, 111 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,225 but I feel it's gonna piss people off if I say it. 112 00:05:08,225 --> 00:05:11,479 - No, no. You gotta let me say it. - No. I don't engage in gossip. 113 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:12,772 Lashon hara. 114 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,316 Is it about me? 115 00:05:15,316 --> 00:05:18,235 Would it change your opinion on gossip if it was about you? 116 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:19,195 Well, is it? 117 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,031 - Not directly, but-- - Lashon hara. 118 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:26,077 [mellow music playing] 119 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:32,458 Oh my God. I don't know where... 120 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:33,376 [music fades] 121 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:36,796 If you think I'm gonna help you set up that microphone, you're wrong. 122 00:05:36,796 --> 00:05:39,006 Does it look like I'm asking you to help me? 123 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,217 I feel like it looks like I'm doing it myself. 124 00:05:41,217 --> 00:05:42,593 - Thank you. - No, you got it. 125 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:46,222 Stay committed. If you just keep jamming it in there, it'll eventually fit. 126 00:05:46,222 --> 00:05:47,973 It sounds like you in your twenties. 127 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,851 - [both pretend to laugh] - [cell phone ringing] 128 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,813 - Where is this? - Care to tell me why Sasha's calling you? 129 00:05:54,605 --> 00:05:57,400 Oh, let me get that. Will you just give it to me? 130 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,777 - What did you do? - I didn't do anything. Give me my phone! 131 00:05:59,777 --> 00:06:03,155 - Answer it on speakerphone now. - Give me my phone. Okay, I will. Stop it. 132 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:07,910 [clears throat] Hi, Sasha. Uh, why are you calling me? We barely know each other. 133 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,038 [Sasha] I have something to tell you. I'm not used to keeping secrets, 134 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,082 but I need sweet release from these chains. 135 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:15,418 - Well, now is not a good time, so-- - [Sasha] Rebecca lied. 136 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:17,753 You were compromised the entire time. 137 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:21,257 She knew who you were, and she just wanted to mess with Noah and Joanne. 138 00:06:21,257 --> 00:06:24,093 Nothing she said was true. Oh my God, that felt so good. 139 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,804 Look, I gotta go. Don't tell Esther I told you. 140 00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,139 Wow. 141 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:30,724 - Mm. - Oh my God, you were telling the truth. 142 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:32,685 [Morgan] Yeah. 143 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:33,769 I was wrong. 144 00:06:34,478 --> 00:06:36,272 I'm s... so sorry. What was that? 145 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:40,651 I said you were right, and I was wrong. 146 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:41,944 I'm sorry. 147 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:42,903 Yeah. 148 00:06:43,696 --> 00:06:44,697 [exhales] 149 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:49,285 - We good? - I'm sorry. You were awful to me, okay? 150 00:06:49,285 --> 00:06:51,704 You called me a desperate, pathetic liar. 151 00:06:51,704 --> 00:06:54,748 I know, but my apology just now, like, included all of that stuff. 152 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:55,875 What do you want me to say? 153 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,752 I want you to get down on your knees and beg. 154 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:02,756 Morgan, I just washed these jeans. They're too tight to kneel down. 155 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:05,217 [whispers] I don't care. Come on. 156 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,636 [sighs] Okay, I'll do it, you psycho. 157 00:07:07,636 --> 00:07:08,554 Thank you. 158 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:11,849 Morgan, I'm sorry. 159 00:07:12,391 --> 00:07:15,227 Mm-mm. That was bad. You can do it again, better. 160 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,731 Okay, look, I know we like to give each other shit. 161 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:19,815 [Morgan] Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:19,815 --> 00:07:23,819 But the truth is, you're an amazing business partner, 163 00:07:23,819 --> 00:07:25,779 and you're an even better sister. 164 00:07:26,572 --> 00:07:28,616 I know we don't say it enough, but I love you. 165 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:32,661 You're my best friend, and you always will be. 166 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:36,165 Marry me. 167 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:38,334 Sure. 168 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:40,461 Also, you are widely thought of as the pretty one. 169 00:07:40,461 --> 00:07:43,005 [scoffs] No, I'm not. Come here. Weirdo. 170 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:45,883 - I'm really sorry. - [Morgan] It's okay. 171 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,429 Okay. Let's do this, yeah? 172 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:54,058 - Why does Sasha have your phone number? - We can circle back to that. 173 00:07:54,058 --> 00:07:55,518 Okay, the real question is, 174 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:57,937 is this bitch, Rebecca, really trying to break you guys up? 175 00:07:57,937 --> 00:08:00,606 Yeah. Everyone is, and they're all together at a bat mitzvah. 176 00:08:00,606 --> 00:08:02,942 Uh, then what the fuck are we doing here? 177 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,735 [big band music playing] 178 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:05,986 [DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, 179 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:08,864 put your hands together for the star of the show, 180 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:14,620 the queen of the night, our bat mitzvah girl, Miriam! 181 00:08:14,620 --> 00:08:18,082 - [big band music continues] - [cameras clicking] 182 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,794 ♪ Start spreading the news... ♪ 183 00:08:21,794 --> 00:08:25,047 - Come to your grandma. Oy, oy, oy, oy, oy. - You look amazing! 184 00:08:25,047 --> 00:08:26,924 You're gorgeous. I am so proud of you. 185 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,552 Gorgeous girl. Here you go, here you go! My gorgeous-- 186 00:08:29,552 --> 00:08:30,469 [crowd gasping] 187 00:08:30,469 --> 00:08:31,845 [Miriam] I hate this dress. 188 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,973 You look gorgeous. Everything's fine. Get up. 189 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:38,394 Yes, Miriam! Congrats. Come on, honey, you look amazing. Miri! 190 00:08:38,394 --> 00:08:41,897 [DJ] Let's help Miriam pick up those apples and join her on the dance floor 191 00:08:41,897 --> 00:08:44,567 to get this party started! Come on! 192 00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,110 [hip-hop music playing] 193 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,778 ♪ Soulja Boy off in this ♪ 194 00:08:47,778 --> 00:08:49,822 ♪ Watch me crank it, watch me roll ♪ 195 00:08:49,822 --> 00:08:52,408 ♪ Watch me crank that Soulja Boy Then Superman that ♪ 196 00:08:52,408 --> 00:08:54,368 - ♪ Now watch me crank that ♪ - ♪ You ♪ 197 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,371 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪ 198 00:08:57,371 --> 00:08:59,999 ♪ Now watch me crank that Soulja Boy ♪ 199 00:08:59,999 --> 00:09:03,377 ♪ Soulja Boy off in it Watch me lean and watch me rock ♪ 200 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:06,797 ♪ Superman that Then watch me crank that Robocop ♪ 201 00:09:06,797 --> 00:09:10,759 ♪ Super fresh, now watch me jock Jocking on them haters, man... ♪ 202 00:09:10,759 --> 00:09:13,971 - I can't believe you came. - Yeah. Mm. 203 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:15,306 - Hi. - Hi. 204 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:18,017 Hope it's chill that I crashed. I just... I love a DJ. 205 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:21,562 The more the merrier. Absolutely. I'm so happy you two made up. 206 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:22,688 - Yeah. - Yeah. 207 00:09:23,188 --> 00:09:27,735 Hey, you should have seen Miriam at her service. She was... She was amazing. 208 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:30,154 Oh, that's so cool. I'm so happy for her. 209 00:09:30,154 --> 00:09:32,990 - You know what? There's an open bar, so... - Yeah, come on. 210 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,784 So what happened? I thought you were sick. 211 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:39,371 I gotta be honest, Noah. I was just faking that. 212 00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,706 [Noah] What?! 213 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:41,874 You? Yes, I know. 214 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,375 - You knew that? - Yes, of course. 215 00:09:43,375 --> 00:09:45,628 You threw out my coffee! You owe me that coffee. 216 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,046 I paid for that coffee. 217 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:48,672 - You owe me a coffee. - [Joanne chuckles] 218 00:09:49,298 --> 00:09:50,257 Why'd you lie? 219 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:52,343 [pop music playing in background] 220 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,553 'Cause... 221 00:09:57,306 --> 00:09:59,058 Because nobody wants me here, Noah. 222 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:00,476 [Noah] Yes, they do. 223 00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,311 I want you here. 224 00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:03,395 Well, I'm here now. 225 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:04,938 And I... 226 00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:09,401 I decided that I... I want to be a part of your world 227 00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:11,445 because I want to be with you. 228 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,906 And I also made a decision. 229 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:14,823 [Noah] Yeah? 230 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:16,784 I'm gonna convert. 231 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,952 - [Joanne chuckles] - Are you serious? 232 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,913 Noah, I would do anything for you. 233 00:10:23,415 --> 00:10:26,418 But also for you, right? Because you wanna be Jewish. 234 00:10:27,211 --> 00:10:29,296 Yeah. No, I mean, of course. 235 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,507 'Cause it's important that you've thought about this. 236 00:10:31,507 --> 00:10:33,592 Right. Yeah. I, like, did some research. 237 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,178 Yeah. And you're committed to the spiritual journey. 238 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:38,931 - Noah, take yes for an answer, okay? - I will. Absolutely. 239 00:10:38,931 --> 00:10:40,516 This is very exciting. 240 00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:42,393 Oh! 241 00:10:42,393 --> 00:10:44,687 - Mwah, mwah. Welcome to the tribe. - [Joanne] Thank you. 242 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:46,313 - Hello, Joanne. - Oh, hi. 243 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,232 - My heavens. You came. - Yeah. 244 00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:51,193 And you brought an uninvited guest. 245 00:10:52,695 --> 00:10:53,987 - [Noah] Mom? - Yeah. 246 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,075 Joanne has made a very big decision that I think is gonna make you happy. 247 00:10:58,075 --> 00:11:01,620 You have to leave early. I'm sorry. Be well, dear. 248 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:04,957 I'm kidding. 249 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:06,750 - [Bina laughs] - Ah! 250 00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:09,545 - I'm really a very funny person. - Well... 251 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:13,090 What I was gonna say, what we were gonna tell you is Joanne... 252 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,550 - Mm-hmm. - [Noah] ...has decided... 253 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,551 Mm-hmm. 254 00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:16,552 ...to convert. 255 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:21,181 It's a celebration. You've got some. 256 00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:23,267 I'm gonna get you champagne. I'll be right back. 257 00:11:25,436 --> 00:11:26,353 That's right. 258 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,689 I'm not going anywhere. 259 00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:31,984 [Bina] Hmm. 260 00:11:31,984 --> 00:11:35,696 I think the words that you're looking for are mazel tov. 261 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:38,282 Is that right? That sounds right. 262 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,784 ["Hava Nagila" playing] 263 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,661 [guests cheering] 264 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:43,912 Come on! 265 00:11:43,912 --> 00:11:45,414 ♪ Venis mecha ♪ 266 00:11:45,414 --> 00:11:50,377 ♪ Hava nagila ♪ 267 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,837 ♪ Venis mecha ♪ 268 00:11:51,837 --> 00:11:53,088 ♪ Hava neranena... ♪ 269 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:55,215 - Ooh. What? Oh. - Sit on the chair. 270 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,341 Me? Oh! 271 00:11:57,134 --> 00:11:59,178 Get in the chair. 272 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,890 ♪ Hava neranena ♪ 273 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,308 ♪ Venis mecha... ♪ 274 00:12:04,308 --> 00:12:05,559 [Morgan] Whoo! 275 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,770 ♪ Uru achim ♪ 276 00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:09,563 ♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪ 277 00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:10,522 ♪ Uru achim... ♪ 278 00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:12,232 Really? Come on. 279 00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,485 ♪ Uru achim belev sameach ♪ 280 00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:15,819 ♪ Uru achim ♪ 281 00:12:15,819 --> 00:12:17,738 ♪ Belev sameach ♪ 282 00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:20,657 - [upbeat pop music playing] - [camera clicking] 283 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:21,867 [Morgan] Perfect. 284 00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:23,619 [printer whirring] 285 00:12:24,203 --> 00:12:25,913 Great. Ooh. 286 00:12:27,164 --> 00:12:28,832 Oh. Hey, Rebecca. 287 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,710 Hey, "Julie." You've never looked better. 288 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:32,711 Thank you. 289 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,422 Why are you here? 290 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:39,009 Uh, because I was invited. After I showed up, so... 291 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,761 Listen, your dumb little lie 292 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:43,597 really fucked up my relationship with my sister, so... 293 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,474 I don't know what you're talking about. 294 00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:48,310 Okay, don't bullshit me, all right? Sasha told me everything. 295 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,646 - Yeah. - Shit. 296 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,984 Oh! And by the way, did you ever finish Where the Crawdads Sing? 297 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,194 No. 298 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,696 - Great. Um, Kya's the murderer, so... - [gasps] 299 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:06,161 What was that about? 300 00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,914 Did you tell Sasha that I lied to the tall sister? 301 00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:10,249 What? Heck no. 302 00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:14,628 Okay, I told-- 303 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,797 - I... I mentioned it to him. - Oh my God! 304 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,758 - What did the idiot do? - He told her. 305 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:23,595 No. No. Not possible. He doesn't even know her. 306 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:25,389 Mm-mm. Pretty sure he knows her. 307 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,100 [pop music playing] 308 00:13:31,395 --> 00:13:33,397 ♪ If you wanna run away with me I know a galaxy ♪ 309 00:13:33,397 --> 00:13:35,607 ♪ And I could take you for a ride ♪ 310 00:13:35,607 --> 00:13:37,609 ♪ I had a premonition That we fell into a rhythm ♪ 311 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,778 ♪ Where the music don't stop for life... ♪ 312 00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531 Miriam, we are plant mother twins. 313 00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:45,409 And pasta is better cold. I love you. 314 00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,411 ♪ ...feeling like you need A little bit of company ♪ 315 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:49,288 ♪ You met me at the perfect time ♪ 316 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:52,624 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 317 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,585 ♪ My sugar boo, I'm levitating ♪ 318 00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:56,879 ♪ The Milky Way, we're renegading ♪ 319 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,839 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 320 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:03,218 ♪ I got you, moonlight You're my starlight ♪ 321 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:07,222 ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me... ♪ 322 00:14:07,222 --> 00:14:08,640 [Joanne] Miriam, I love you too. 323 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:11,226 Yes. And I literally don't know you, 324 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:14,354 but this is one of the best parties I've ever been to, so... 325 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:19,651 And you guys, just embrace how awkward these years are, okay? 326 00:14:19,651 --> 00:14:22,821 Because you don't wanna peak at 13. 327 00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,656 - No. - No, you wanna peak at our age. 328 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:27,492 - Twenty-three! Whoo! - Twenty-three! Whoo! 329 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:28,410 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 330 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:33,290 ♪ I got you, moonlight You're my starlight ♪ 331 00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:37,461 ♪ I need you all night Come on, dance with me ♪ 332 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:38,587 ♪ I'm levitating ♪ 333 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,924 [DJ] Okay, y'all, we're gonna slow things down just a little bit. 334 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:44,259 Ask that special someone onto the dance floor. 335 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:45,177 - Come. - Me? 336 00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:46,094 Yes. 337 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,012 [ballad playing] 338 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,430 [Morgan] ♪ Oh ♪ 339 00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:50,599 - Uh-oh. Incoming. - May I? 340 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,517 [Morgan] Oh yes, of course. Please. 341 00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,560 [both laugh] 342 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:55,520 [boy] Hey, you wanna? 343 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,982 Oh. Yeah, why not? Good job. 344 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:00,692 - [Joanne] Oh wow. - Stuart's the man. 345 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,611 - [Joanne laughs] - Okay. Wow. 346 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:07,574 You know how to lead. Nope, higher. Okay. 347 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,788 I didn't realize bat mitzvahs were so romantic. 348 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,707 Oh yeah. We Jews are full of surprises. 349 00:15:15,707 --> 00:15:18,043 For instance, did you know 350 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,545 when you convert, you get to choose a new name? 351 00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,882 You don't really have to use it, but it's a fun thing to have. 352 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:26,301 Blossom. I've always wanted to be named Blossom. 353 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:29,054 I should have told you. Sorry. It's gotta be a Hebrew name. 354 00:15:29,054 --> 00:15:30,806 - It's the only catch. - Oh. 355 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,059 - Okay. That's exciting. I'll think on it. - It is exciting. 356 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,521 I can't wait for you to meet with the beit din, 357 00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:41,191 and do the mikvah, learn about tzedakah. 358 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:45,529 I know those are all Hebrew words, but you will learn them soon. 359 00:15:45,529 --> 00:15:46,488 - [Joanne] I will? - Yes. 360 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,658 - I'm gonna learn a whole new language? - I'm gonna teach you. 361 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:52,244 - You'll love it. - Okay. 362 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,455 I'm sorry. I'm not trying to overwhelm you. I'm just... 363 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,291 I'm so happy this is what you want. 364 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,127 It's beshert. 365 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,212 ♪ I'll make love to you... ♪ 366 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:03,255 Meant to be. 367 00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:05,173 - [inhales] Huh. - [Noah] Yeah. 368 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,551 ♪ And I will not let go... ♪ 369 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,468 Yeah. 370 00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,929 ♪ ...tell me to ♪ 371 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,389 [Noah] Miriam. 372 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:14,766 - Meerkat. - [guests chuckle] 373 00:16:14,766 --> 00:16:16,393 - Mimi. - [Esther chuckles] 374 00:16:16,393 --> 00:16:19,021 I'm so very proud of you. Today, you're an adult. 375 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:21,273 And while that may seem daunting, 376 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:24,818 turns out it mostly just involves canceling dinner plans. 377 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,902 [laughter] 378 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,281 But what it really means is that you finally get to decide for yourself 379 00:16:29,281 --> 00:16:30,741 what's right and what's wrong. 380 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:33,368 And I trust you won't make those decisions lightly 381 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:35,662 because they can shape the rest of your life. 382 00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:37,664 No pressure. 383 00:16:41,293 --> 00:16:43,462 [poignant music playing] 384 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:45,213 Good job, Miri. 385 00:16:45,756 --> 00:16:48,425 [Noah] Okay, everyone. We're gonna do the kiddush now. 386 00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:55,182 [Noah speaks Hebrew] 387 00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:57,267 [poignant music continues] 388 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271 [Joanne] Rebecca! 389 00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:02,814 Wait. 390 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:04,274 [exhales] 391 00:17:04,274 --> 00:17:05,776 [voice trembles] Joanne. 392 00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:08,945 Hi. 393 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,282 What? 394 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:13,200 I-- 395 00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:17,537 Can I just say I'm obsessed with you? [chuckles] 396 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:20,624 Um, even after you lied, which did really piss me off. 397 00:17:20,624 --> 00:17:23,668 That was out of character for me. It was a really tough day. 398 00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,713 It did really feel good to be bad though. 399 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:29,132 I can relate. 400 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:37,808 I have to admit I've been, like, a little bit obsessed with you too. 401 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:39,309 Are you serious? 402 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:43,146 - I never even considered that. - [Rebecca] I looked you up online. 403 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,650 Your Venmo history is truly chaotic. It really shouldn't be public. 404 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,860 Yeah, I know. Yeah. 405 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,824 You know, you're the opposite of what he's always wanted. 406 00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,742 And I get that that's exciting, 407 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,954 but I don't understand how that fits into his life. 408 00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,498 Yeah, uh... 409 00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:06,503 It's been tricky, but... I'm converting. 410 00:18:06,503 --> 00:18:08,421 Oh. Bina told me. 411 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,881 Yeah. Was she excited? 412 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,216 - She's thrilled. - Yeah. 413 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:15,720 It's a... big move, Joanne. 414 00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,806 You know, being with a rabbi... 415 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,600 It's not just his job. It's his whole life. 416 00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:24,688 - What do you mean? - He represents the temple. 417 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:28,316 So you represent the temple. People look to you as an example. 418 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,360 Like a good example? 419 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,071 That's a lot of pressure. 420 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,408 [Rebecca] You look so scared right now. 421 00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:40,620 No, it... it should feel like good pressure. You know? 422 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:50,547 You're probably gonna live out my dream of being Mrs. Head Rabbi. 423 00:18:51,923 --> 00:18:55,010 So... you win. 424 00:18:57,721 --> 00:18:59,014 I hope it's what you want. 425 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,393 [gentle pop music playing] 426 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,355 [exhales slowly] 427 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,399 ♪ When I get... ♪ 428 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:11,151 Oh, Stuart. God! 429 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,736 Nice try, buddy. Give me that. 430 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:13,820 ♪ ...without you... ♪ 431 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:14,821 [sniffs] 432 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:15,906 Oh, it's water. 433 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,325 Good job. Knew I could trust you. 434 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,076 Yeah, nice try, you fucking narc. 435 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,954 - [Morgan] Hi. - What did you-- Oh, what's up? 436 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,289 Sup? 437 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,749 - Will you get outta here? - Hey. 438 00:19:27,709 --> 00:19:28,543 Oh. 439 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961 I don't like that kid. 440 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:32,339 He's got a lot of confidence, but I don't like him. 441 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:35,759 Oh, I love bat mitzvahs. There's so much free shit, you know? 442 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,427 - Yeah. - [Morgan chuckles] 443 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,931 Hey, um, thank you. 444 00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,683 You know, for finally telling me the truth. 445 00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,894 My sister was never gonna speak to me again, so... 446 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:48,104 That's all right. Happy to help. 447 00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,858 She thought it was weird that we talk. 448 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,027 I'm telling you, it's not weird. 449 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:58,740 Okay, stop saying that it's not weird when we both know that it kind of is. 450 00:19:58,740 --> 00:19:59,824 All right, fine. 451 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:02,494 It might be a little weird, but I enjoy talking to you. 452 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:03,536 Is that so bad? 453 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,914 No. No. I'm fun to talk to. 454 00:20:05,914 --> 00:20:09,584 - There we go. Stuart-level confidence. - Can I have some of your drink? Give it. 455 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,506 There's no alcohol in that. 456 00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,009 Yeah. I told you a hundred times. I'm California sober. Like Miley Cyrus. 457 00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,552 [Morgan] Oh. So, are you high? 458 00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:21,805 - Mm-hmm. - Can I have some? 459 00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,432 - Yes. 100%. God. Cheers. - Cheers. 460 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,434 [suspenseful music playing] 461 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,484 Those fucking sisters have got to go. 462 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:36,903 [Esther exhales] 463 00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:41,825 Miriam, what are you doing? 464 00:20:41,825 --> 00:20:43,410 - What-- - Oh shit. 465 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,121 Please don't ground me for saying fuck-- I mean, shit. 466 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:50,083 Oh God. I don't even have the energy to even give a shit. Um... 467 00:20:51,835 --> 00:20:53,503 What's going on with you? 468 00:20:53,503 --> 00:20:56,589 I hate my bat mitzvah! I hate this dumb theme! 469 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,341 And I hate this stupid dress! 470 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:00,051 None of this is me. 471 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:01,970 [Esther] Oh, buddy. 472 00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:09,269 Honestly, babe, I don't know why I've been so caught up in playing by the rules 473 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,770 when no one else seems to be. 474 00:21:12,230 --> 00:21:14,274 It's a bad theme. You're right. 475 00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:17,277 And this dress is hideous. 476 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,029 I knew you didn't like it. 477 00:21:19,029 --> 00:21:23,033 I know. And I'm so sorry I didn't say something sooner. 478 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659 This is your day. 479 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,911 We're gonna fix it. 480 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,415 Give me those fucking scissors. What are we doing? 481 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:31,666 Yeah. 482 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,626 - [Esther] Should I cut mine off? - [Miriam] Yeah! 483 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:34,627 [Esther] Come on. 484 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:36,838 Rabbi Cohen. 485 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,258 I'm in. 486 00:21:40,258 --> 00:21:44,596 I promise you I'm gonna be the best head rabbi this temple's ever seen. 487 00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,724 - Second best. I'll be the second best. - [chuckles] 488 00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,101 No. I... I do not feel threatened by you. 489 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:52,687 But you're about to go through a very long process... 490 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:53,813 Sure. Okay. 491 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,940 [Cohen] ...and I am not able to guarantee the outcome. 492 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:59,027 The board has the final say, and they are very picky. 493 00:21:59,027 --> 00:22:02,197 - Understood. - [whispers] It's going to be you. 494 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,032 Mm-hmm. 495 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,618 [laughs] Who would have thought 496 00:22:07,285 --> 00:22:10,538 that when I was doing your bar mitzvah, it would end up here? 497 00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:13,166 - Me. I did. - [Cohen chuckles] 498 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,336 - Thank you. - [Cohen] Yes. 499 00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:17,754 Thank you. 500 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:19,381 Good man. 501 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:23,718 And you can have some of my sweets. I'm trying to get down to fighting weight. 502 00:22:23,718 --> 00:22:25,762 And I ate some of them, but 503 00:22:27,097 --> 00:22:27,972 these are safe. 504 00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:29,724 Okay. Noted. 505 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:30,725 [Cohen] Thank you. 506 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:33,144 Mazel tov. 507 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:36,606 [chuckles] 508 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,192 Hey! 509 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,778 - Hi. - I wondered where you went. 510 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:44,239 I have some big news to tell you. 511 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:45,657 - [Joanne] Okay. - [Noah] Okay. 512 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,784 Okay. 513 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,038 I'm gonna be the new head rabbi. 514 00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:53,248 [tender music playing] 515 00:22:53,248 --> 00:22:54,416 Oh my God! 516 00:22:54,999 --> 00:22:57,127 Noah, that's so exciting! 517 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:58,962 - [Noah] Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 518 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,755 - You deserve it! - [Noah] Mm. 519 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:02,757 Thank you. 520 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:06,094 - You okay? - Yeah. 521 00:23:06,094 --> 00:23:07,011 Yeah? 522 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:08,513 [Joanne] Um... 523 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:14,394 There's something I need to tell you, and I wanna tell you. It's just hard. 524 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,937 I love you. 525 00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,860 - You stole my line. - I'm sorry. 526 00:23:23,570 --> 00:23:24,612 I love you too. 527 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,866 - But... - What? No but. 528 00:23:27,866 --> 00:23:31,202 But... because I love you, 529 00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:33,872 I can't convert. 530 00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,376 I'm just not ready, and I, um... 531 00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,170 In so many ways, I wanna be. 532 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,129 [Noah] Okay. 533 00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:44,090 But if I'm being honest, 534 00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:48,011 I was only doing it for you. 535 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:51,306 And there's so many beautiful things about Judaism. 536 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:55,685 And... I'm just not there yet. 537 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:59,564 And I... I don't know if I ever will be. 538 00:23:59,564 --> 00:24:00,482 Okay. 539 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,735 Okay. We'll slow it down. 540 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:05,695 We can figure it out. 541 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,491 How? Noah, how? 542 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:13,828 Tell me how this works if I don't convert. 543 00:24:13,828 --> 00:24:14,954 [sighs] 544 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,001 I don't know. 545 00:24:21,044 --> 00:24:21,920 Exactly. 546 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:25,632 I see what's at stake now. 547 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:33,473 You need me to be something that I can't promise that I can be. 548 00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:36,976 And if I falter even a little bit, 549 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:39,437 your whole life blows up. [chuckles wryly] 550 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,940 That's... [sighs] 551 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:45,818 That's not fair to you. 552 00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,616 You just told me you love me. What are you saying? 553 00:24:51,616 --> 00:24:53,701 I'm... [exhales] 554 00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:56,287 I'm saying goodbye. 555 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:58,498 - No, Joanne. I don't-- - [Joanne] Noah. 556 00:24:58,498 --> 00:25:01,209 - I don't wanna lose you. - You can't have both. 557 00:25:03,670 --> 00:25:04,504 [laughs] 558 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:06,839 And I would never make you choose. 559 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:14,847 Don't come after me, okay? 560 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,351 It's only gonna make it harder. 561 00:25:19,769 --> 00:25:21,771 [ballad playing] 562 00:25:25,358 --> 00:25:28,444 ♪ I tried for you ♪ 563 00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:37,036 ♪ Tried to see through all the smoke and ♪ 564 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,500 ♪ It wouldn't move ♪ 565 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,880 ♪ What could I do? ♪ 566 00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:50,174 - You heard too? - It's amazing. 567 00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,342 I guess everyone... 568 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,595 ♪ I touch your hand to pull your... ♪ 569 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,679 Wonderful. 570 00:25:54,679 --> 00:25:56,264 ♪ ...into my hand ♪ 571 00:25:56,264 --> 00:26:02,520 ♪ But now I can't say ♪ 572 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,898 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 573 00:26:09,444 --> 00:26:12,363 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 574 00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,240 [Ilan laughs] 575 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,077 Look at you, huh? Man of the hour. Boss man. 576 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:22,624 Listen. I spoke to Cohen. He said everything's looking good. 577 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:25,877 What do you think of that? How's that feel? 578 00:26:28,004 --> 00:26:30,131 - How's it feel? - I don't know how it feels. 579 00:26:31,674 --> 00:26:33,176 Maybe it just hasn't hit me yet. 580 00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:34,802 What are you talking about? 581 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,805 This is what you wanted your whole life. What are you telling me? 582 00:26:37,805 --> 00:26:39,599 - I know. - Come on. 583 00:26:40,808 --> 00:26:42,101 [Bina] Oh my God! 584 00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:44,562 - Who did this? - That would be me. 585 00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:48,608 - [Bina] Ilan, I need you. - We got an issue. You okay? 586 00:26:48,608 --> 00:26:49,817 All right. Come here. 587 00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:51,778 Mwah. I love this kid. 588 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:53,446 Oh my God. 589 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:57,408 ♪ What did we lose? ♪ 590 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:05,124 ♪ If I could, I'd pull your strings For one more dance ♪ 591 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:11,047 ♪ But I can't say ♪ 592 00:27:11,047 --> 00:27:14,217 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 593 00:27:18,054 --> 00:27:20,765 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 594 00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:28,064 ♪ You look at me ♪ 595 00:27:28,064 --> 00:27:31,359 ♪ I look at you ♪ 596 00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:35,113 - ♪ With nothing to say... ♪ - [banging on door] 597 00:27:35,113 --> 00:27:36,531 [door opens] 598 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:43,746 ♪ Isn't it strange ♪ 599 00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:51,170 ♪ How people can change ♪ 600 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:55,591 ♪ From strangers to friends ♪ 601 00:27:55,591 --> 00:27:58,803 ♪ Friends into lovers ♪ 602 00:27:58,803 --> 00:28:04,100 ♪ And strangers again? ♪ 603 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:24,871 [gentle music playing] 604 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:29,167 Missed the shuttle. 605 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:30,877 Had to run. 606 00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,422 I told you not to follow me. 607 00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:37,091 But you didn't mean it. 608 00:28:38,926 --> 00:28:40,428 So how does this work? 609 00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:43,055 Well, you were right. 610 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:44,974 I can't have both. 611 00:28:48,895 --> 00:28:51,272 ♪ But that's just life ♪ 612 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,484 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 613 00:28:55,109 --> 00:28:57,195 ♪ I treat you right ♪ 614 00:28:58,321 --> 00:29:00,656 ♪ The way you taught me ♪ 615 00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,659 ♪ That's just life ♪ 616 00:29:04,452 --> 00:29:06,621 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 617 00:29:07,163 --> 00:29:09,540 ♪ So say good night ♪ 618 00:29:10,166 --> 00:29:13,085 ♪ Don't say it softly ♪ 619 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:18,674 ♪ If you see her out there Behind the wheel ♪ 620 00:29:20,927 --> 00:29:23,513 - ♪ Driving getaway ♪ - ♪ Driving getaway ♪ 621 00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,767 ♪ Oh God, I hope she escapes ♪ 622 00:29:31,187 --> 00:29:33,689 ♪ The whole damn world is a cage ♪ 623 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:40,112 ♪ But that's just life ♪ 624 00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,115 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 625 00:29:43,908 --> 00:29:46,118 ♪ I treat you right ♪ 626 00:29:46,869 --> 00:29:49,622 ♪ The way you taught me ♪ 627 00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:52,208 ♪ That's just life ♪ 628 00:29:53,084 --> 00:29:55,211 ♪ I lived it twice ♪ 629 00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:58,130 ♪ So say good night ♪